zealot-class

[zinc talon]

the eruptor? the bolter?

[plucky sparrow]

Yea eruptor

[zinc talon]

most used primary next to the blitzer, the electric shotgun

dude eruptor is even nastier now

[plucky sparrow]

One tapping chargers on a primary wasn’t healthy

[hexed igloo]

Eruptor on launch was comical

[zinc talon]

its explosions send off actual physicalized shrapnel in every direction now

[hexed igloo]

Accidentally hitting a heavy devs shield and getting shotgunned by your shrapnel

[heady rapids]

they did on release too

[mystic ether]

I mean, I'm here for it. Sometimes that just runs away in the opposite direction. Hd2 had been progressively increasing buffs over the course of the tail end of escalation of freedom onwards. I haven't played in months though so idk what's happened now after that brief switch up with rupture.

[zinc talon]

so you can like, fire around and behind enemies to make use of the shrapnel from it exploding against terrain

it's a total monster now

[heady rapids]

they removed that after adding ricochet

[mystic ether]

And then I played rupture again and kind of frowned. :/

[hexed igloo]

Launch eruptor fired off literal orbital airburst shrapnel

[heady rapids]

then added back

[zinc talon]

yep

feels good

[heady rapids]

fun

[plucky sparrow]

One thing I really wish wasn’t patched was defib armor not draining health in mechs after activating the passive

[zinc talon]

and honestly credit where it's due, helldivers is really in the best place it's ever been in rn

[heady rapids]

but they nerfed everything in that warbond in like a week

[zinc talon]

it almost makes the warbond thing excusable

[heady rapids]

everything that was good that is

[plucky sparrow]

I loved being a dreadnaught it was silly

[hexed igloo]

My most used gun by far is the defender, my goat

[heady rapids]

140 gigs

[zinc talon]

lol if I'd known

[hexed igloo]

Defender + shield + light armor makes you unkillable on bot front

[heady rapids]

i used to run slugger a lot

then they nerfed it

[plucky sparrow]

It was there for a solid month before the patch

[zinc talon]

the walker is already hands down THE best warhammer 40k dreadnought power fantasy I've ever played

if I coulda done it while DEAD too

[plucky sparrow]

If only it lasted longer

[hexed igloo]

Muh demo power

That was the most hurtful part of the nerf

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/40k-funeral-40k-warhammer40k-coffin-dance-moves-gif-17167991

just load me into the walker full time boys

[heady rapids]

yeah and they buffed it back but still no demo power

lol

[mystic ether]

I actually like rupture because right around when bugs get newer shit the game usually gets more interesting to me. Whenever they add even more to illuminate and making bots actually some kind of dangerous again.

[zinc talon]

I'll go get a voice modulator for discord that makes me sound like a dreadnought

[plucky sparrow]

Slugger being able to break basically everything was silly

[zinc talon]

and the transformation will be complete

[hexed igloo]

I don't like bugs they're icky and gross

[mystic ether]

Slugger ain't bad at all last I played.

[hexed igloo]

I only really fuck shit up on the bots

[heady rapids]

and they nerfed it cause it was the only good sniper rifle

[tame sluice]

I see no downside to this

[plucky sparrow]

I remember slugger getting gutted early on

[mystic ether]

Not like some super crazy shit but meta is meaningless to me for the game at this point

[tame sluice]

yeah guy super didn't deserve that

the demo force nerf sure but it was not overpowered

just overpicked

[mystic ether]

Slugger went up like

Hmmm

[heady rapids]

i remember release helldivers

everyone just ran breaker

[plucky sparrow]

I was a certified defender enjoyer

[mystic ether]

I'd need to find the patch. But it could also be one of those things where a gun gets better in increments then busting out hard with a final sort of sweetspot buff.

[hexed igloo]

Solution - let more guns crack shipping crates

[tame sluice]

most support weapons do

[mystic ether]

Like the entire adventure that was the eruptor.

[tame sluice]

and grenades

[plucky sparrow]

Solution, let us just… open the crate?

[hexed igloo]

Fuck it just give the crate doors medium armor and some hp so you can just magdump into em

[mystic ether]

Hilariously enough, I despised that gun when it was beyond ridiculous.

[tame sluice]

or you can use grenades

just about all of the ones that do damage break them

[hexed igloo]

That's too easy and takes animation

[tame sluice]

this gun has been a disaster since it was added

[mystic ether]

Just shoot it with a crossbow

[tame sluice]

either complete trash, or comically overpowered

[mystic ether]

There. Done.

[tame sluice]

nowhere in between

terribly designed weapon

[hexed igloo]

Would've set back development by 6 months and introduced a new bug where you can open a charger

[heady rapids]

great weapon

[mystic ether]

It's definitely in between rn

[tranquil bone]

Eruptor is still ridiculous. It's been the strongest primary in the game for the majority of its existence

[heady rapids]

my most used on squids

cause of the dogshit fleshbags

[plucky sparrow]

Oh boy I would’ve loved to just go crack a charger in two in heavy armor

[hexed igloo]

Crossbow my goat

2 taps everythint

[mystic ether]

Like it's pretty strong right now and already functions as an efficient support support of a primary

[tame sluice]

unreal that crossbow hasn't been nerfed

not just overpowered

[plucky sparrow]

Crossbow used to be so bad when it first released lol

[tame sluice]

it's boring overpowered

[hexed igloo]

Crossbow fucks so hard

[tame sluice]

No

not when it released

[heady rapids]

yeah it was unusable on release

[tame sluice]

when it got nerfed alongside the eruptor

[tranquil bone]

Eruptor still shits on several support weapons but that's partly quite a few supports being super left behind

[tame sluice]

release crossbow was pretty good just sucked major balls at killing armor

[heady rapids]

and they nerfed the mags after that

[hexed igloo]

The explosive radius was so comically fucking wide completely unusable anywhere within 20m

[tame sluice]

it had an enormous splash radius

[hexed igloo]

Ragdoll central

[mystic ether]

Did it have the vacuum bug?

[hexed igloo]

Yuh

[tame sluice]

nah big aoe crossbow was before that bug was introduced

[mystic ether]

Fuck yeah

[plucky sparrow]

I mean like, the drop off was like bottom of the scope less than 40m away too?

[tame sluice]

vacuum explosions came after its nerf that gutted it

[mystic ether]

I see

[plucky sparrow]

You had to aim hella up with it to fire any distance

[hexed igloo]

Ah did it?

[plucky sparrow]

before they reworked it

[mystic ether]

I genuinely hated democratic demolition when it first came out.

[tame sluice]

I liked it

[mystic ether]

Petty reason: not everything was a loud big boom.

[tame sluice]

Had 3 gimmicky and weird weapons

Thermites which were so fucking bad on release

and I long for them to return to such

[tranquil bone]

Like 75% of the combat in the game falls in that range

[mystic ether]

And a sad grenade.

Lol

[tame sluice]

and the Adjudicator which had half the community self reporting about their inability to aim straight

[heady rapids]

ohhhhhh which reminded me about the reprimand

[plucky sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-skill-issue-miss-judy-gif-17724365724707989272

[mystic ether]

But I knew eventually something would happen. These games don't get to last long at all without total shifts

[mystic ether]

Yes.

[tame sluice]

this specifically is actually Overseers having deceptive headshot hitboxes

[hexed igloo]

Fuckass piece of shit when it dropped lmao you fire once and your entire team gets ragdolled and then stomped

[heady rapids]

that gun just did not shoot straight

nuh uh

[tranquil bone]

Most optics are still misaligned also

[mystic ether]

Never relied on the scope anyway. Hitmarkers are the guide for my brain. I can't help it.

[heady rapids]

dude i actually fucking got used to that

[mystic ether]

I wish I could relate

[tame sluice]

When the Adjudicator released I think it had...the 2nd or 3rd lowest spread in the entire game?

[plucky sparrow]

good thing the halo guns don’t even have a scope

[void bison]

I like helldivers before arc raiders usurped it in my brain

[hexed igloo]

I always just hipfired the amr so never bothered me

[plucky sparrow]

Helldivers was cool it’s just the super credit grind makes me hate the game

[tranquil bone]

I still like HD2 but it makes it hard

[hexed igloo]

Otherwise I used the shield a lot so iain got optics anyway

[heady rapids]

i havent played it in months

[hexed igloo]

Same

[tame sluice]

I don't like Helldivers 2 because the devs chose to remove the hard difficulties

[mystic ether]

Like reliance on the crosshair in scope as the true point of accuracy. If I don't see spool breaking off or clear signs of blood idc. The scope is just there for me to see better.

I guess playing recon in hell let loose so long does that.

[tame sluice]

And I can't enjoy playing it anymore

[hexed igloo]

Haven't played since before the adreno-stim armor

[heady rapids]

i check in to dog on my friends who still follow the news tho

[obsidian prairie]

Clean for 7 months now

Zero regrets

[mystic ether]

Redless stratagem loadouts feel fun still though.

[tame sluice]

Sure, but solo isn't fun

[heady rapids]

had a friend run turrets and i had to destroy all of them as soon as possible

[undone pewter]

I opened HD2 today. Saw I had 400 super credits
Sighed
then closed it

[heady rapids]

or we all would die

[tame sluice]

I can't justify policing what my friends find fun

[heady rapids]

he'd rage HARD

[tranquil bone]

No guys it's actually a good monetization system because you can play ten hours of the dullest farming ever conceived at a equivalent of like 1.00USD an hour

[tame sluice]

And randoms are going to be running all the busted shit because content creators tell them to

[mystic ether]

Idc about solo. I've done it and fwiw, I got bored with that shit eventually.

[plucky sparrow]

I’ll probably play helldivers again in a year when like nothing is changed besides the fact there are 500 new weapons that do the same exact thing

[mystic ether]

Especially when the game just got easier over time.

[heady rapids]

ill play it when its 50 gigs

[tame sluice]

If the devs were still willing to nerf obviously overpowered shit I wouldn't have to have this conundrum

[plucky sparrow]

I just don’t like spending money on games after already getting them

[tame sluice]

but no the "No Nerfs" glue sniffers won out

[void bison]

the community had a fully loaded diaper from the tantrum ensuing after any nerf

[mystic ether]

Solo was only fun for me as a way to push and practice hella effective shit. As a main way to play? No. I literally came here for the co-op and enjoy it even when mfkers are goofy.

[plucky sparrow]

It’d be cool if people ever used team reload but it’s just kinda there

[heady rapids]

awful mechanic

idk what they were thinking

[plucky sparrow]

I don’t think I’ve seen it used since launch

[mystic ether]

I don't mind solo being something achievable. Don't nobody need to cater to that shit. Mfkers can literally play 1P shit that's actually hard if they want that experience.

[tranquil bone]

Team reload is a really cool idea that the game is just simply too fast for

[void bison]

team reload will never see use without not having to drop the backpack

[tame sluice]

It's a good mechanic and very rewarding for using it

[obsidian prairie]

It was implemented so poorly

[heady rapids]

it was only used to tandem bot drops lmao

[obsidian prairie]

Team reloads work in hd1

[heady rapids]

so the whole mission was empty

[tame sluice]

But nobody does because it's a community of selfish dickheads who have no interest in team play

[deft badge]

Tbf no part of HD2 says "hey play as a team"

[mystic ether]

Unironically, if people weren't so up their own asses about being a main character, they'd actually do it because it's genuinely a fantastic mechanic to exploit.

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah hd2 has very little encouraged teamplay

[heady rapids]

if they made it possible to just help without having to drop your backpack people would use it

[glossy nimbus]

How

[deft badge]

Its a game where 4 solos clear the map and meet up for extract, there's no sort of team objs

[tame sluice]

Team reloading is like 2 guys can kill every single heavy unit on the map the instant they spawn

[obsidian prairie]

The only real benefits are sharing supplies and massed firepower

otherwise it is encouraged in no way

[tame sluice]

No they wouldn't

[void bison]

a problem that extends beyond gaming 😔

[frozen kernel]

One of the biggest content creators for the game literally lambasted them for the tutorial being “haha funny” but actually dogshit for teaching new players anything about game mechanics

[plucky sparrow]

I’ve team reloaded someone with a autocannon and they wiped the entire field man it’s silly

[heady rapids]

im not dropping my backpack just to be able to enjoy uhh

watching them play the game?

[tranquil bone]

Yep.
Separating the gunner and ammo just isn't feasible so you only do it at extract or if the other guy brought the same gun and you feel goofy

[mystic ether]

There's a literal new unit where team reloads would bring so much value but hd2 players are fucking dummies on average that need to be their own star all the time.

They not serious about speedrunning.

[tame sluice]

Like what I did during the times that heavies spawned at comically absurd rates

[deft badge]

Kinda summarizes HD2 for me atm

[tame sluice]

was I would just duo queue with a friend and we'd both run RR

and team reload eachother

[deft badge]

Very haha funny, mechanics light

[mystic ether]

For some of the hardest shit, abrl team reload? Total clear.

[heady rapids]

are the snowballs still broken

[glossy nimbus]

I never team loaded unfortunately

[mystic ether]

Like actually a total clear on ruptures.

[plucky sparrow]

Half the time you can’t pick em up lol

[tranquil bone]

They fixed the snowball crash iirc

[heady rapids]

ohhhhh man

[plucky sparrow]

I remember people crashing games just by equipping the spear in a match

[heady rapids]

dont even get me started on the crashes

yeah

and using electric weapons

and quitting the game

and just existing

[glossy nimbus]

Were crashes that common

[tame sluice]

yeah

[heady rapids]

extremely

[plucky sparrow]

It was really easy to replicate them is the problem

[glossy nimbus]

Wow.

[tame sluice]

never happened to me but boy if even half the rumors were true

[heady rapids]

oh it happened to me all the time

biggest one on release was if someone left the match everyone would crash

[mystic ether]

Crybaby bums that really not good on going nuts on the rest of what the game got to offer got zero sauce in how co-op play actually busts hd2 wide open.

Developing enough coordination to pull off cool crazy shit in hd2 is great.

[heady rapids]

then they dropped a patch on a friday that broke electric weapons

[tranquil bone]

To their credit I stopped crashing after this most recent fix update

[glossy nimbus]

Hd2 never harmed pcs yeah?

[mystic ether]

Wdym?

[tranquil bone]

It was bad for a long time though

[heady rapids]

you cant really harm a pc with software

[plucky sparrow]

Never done any damage other than mental

[glossy nimbus]

Lmfao

Ive just seen claims go around

[tame sluice]

There was a bug with windows 11 that caused people to have to edit something in BIOS I think?

[mystic ether]

I mean, it's possible to use software to fuck up computer systems. But idk what people mean by harm pc's

[tranquil bone]

I only ever saw rumors about that and I was extremely skeptical to say the least

[tame sluice]

Or something to that affect?

Caused a lot of buzz from people whose PCs were "bricked"

[glossy nimbus]

Bricking

[mystic ether]

Like is it bricking that you're talking about?@glossy nimbus

[glossy nimbus]

Mhm

[mystic ether]

No idea if it was ever relevant to hd2.

[tame sluice]

Was an error on Microsoft's part that Helldivers 2 unfortunately caught flak for triggering

That's what I remember but fuck if I can remember the exact issue

[mystic ether]

"Bricked"? 🤔

[tranquil bone]

Some content creator claimed that HD2 hard crashed their machine and caused it to burn up iirc?

[mystic ether]

Oh?

[heady rapids]

he had issues with cooling

[mystic ether]

Never heard of this

[heady rapids]

unrelated

that was ohdough

[tame sluice]

Yeah I don't think Helldivers 2 itself was ever the reason for someones PC exploding

[frozen kernel]

My theory is that idiots had fucked with their BIOS and who knows what else while trying to get BF6 to work and then blamed HD2 when shit started going kaput

[tame sluice]

Yeah the Mister E of Helldivers 2

Absolute moron

[plucky sparrow]

oh dough also shat on the adjudicator because he couldn’t aim

He’s the skill issue gif origin

[deft badge]

Yup

[glossy nimbus]

Is he that bad

[frozen kernel]

Kai is the only one I know off the top of my head

[heady rapids]

he has a lot of takes that's for sure

[tame sluice]

Got banned from the discord for starting shit with the moderators and expecting special treatment

[deft badge]

OhDough is awful

[frozen kernel]

I already forgot the one that shit his diaper because arrowhead wouldn’t give him privileges

[glossy nimbus]

Commissar kai?

[mystic ether]

Like what was it confirmed unfortunate hardware failures independent of software? I don't follow.

[frozen kernel]

Yeah he’s the only person who’s videos pop up for the game even though I’m not subbed

[heady rapids]

he just had a shitty cooler or something like that

[mystic ether]

Kai mostly just does themed builds and co-op guides mostly. It's late to the party but that's the only content I've ever seen by him.

Dude actually encourages people to have fun with the fucking toybox we got atp.

[scenic folio]

He is insulting my dragonic heritage....

[frozen kernel]

Yep so idiots playing telephone as usual

[tame sluice]

I really enjoyed funny stun lance+shield gameplay last I played

Mostly because of the whole "melee ignoring destructible armor" bug that got patched

[bronze crane]

hello quick question, new player here and was just wondering is there any route i should go while leveling zealot?

[scenic folio]

Many

[frozen kernel]

The tree is your oyster (mostly)

Just don’t put all your perks in the top and forget to take a keystone at the bottom

[glossy nimbus]

Many ways to play zealot. The meta is dead if you aim to have fun

[bronze crane]

ok sweet

[frozen kernel]

That being said literally talentless is viable in Auric so IMO you can’t really go wrong

[mystic ether]

Glad you got to enjoy that. I fucking can't stand melee in that game lol.

I can do it but I gain nothing in the brain juice department.

[mystic ether]

Mm

[tame sluice]

it was surprisingly fun on bugs with the ballistic shield

[frozen kernel]

Yeah that’s why I enjoy watching his stuff. Keeps the goofball attitude alive

I use Blitzer + Dög

[heady rapids]

seeing the recoil stat on melees in hd fills me with primal rage

[frozen kernel]

Punching is an important piece of my loadout

[mystic ether]

And honestly the game is just good for it. Loudly so at this point.

[frozen kernel]

Zap, punch, DIVE!

[mystic ether]

Like I'm so serious when I say that people do a lot with actually having that kind of fun.

[hexed igloo]

I got banned for saying "ranking firearms by mouthfeel" cited "breaking terms of service" I just want to clarify I read both the community guidelines and the TOS and there's nothing about joking about killing myself

[mystic ether]

Like the game is just fucking rainbow mode now. Like please do anything but the same builds the game is completely in a place where it enables that lol

[tame sluice]

Discord ToS

[opal star]

Hey guys how goes the news about the new class

[tame sluice]

Bans suicidal rhetoric

Towards yourself or others

[frozen kernel]

WAR SAILS TOMORROW

[tame sluice]

At least I think it does

I don't know if it explicitly says you can't talk about offing yourself

[hexed igloo]

Back when I read it there's nothing mentioned about that.

Threatening violence is prohibited

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-viking-war-boat-sea-gif-17964773

[mystic ether]

100s of possibilities like. What's the fucking point of narrowing it down? The game doesn't even torture you for it anymore lmao.

[heady rapids]

they banned you cause they didnt like your msg

talking about helldivers discord here lmao

you dont need to dig that deep

[tame sluice]

I dunno man I see Legendary 4 players in Warframe still playing fucking Saryn, Wisp, and Dante

[hexed igloo]

According to discord community guidelines and discord tos I can joke about killing myself any way I please

[mystic ether]

Hd2 players can get lead to a real oasis and choose to eat sand anyway.

[tame sluice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124335205650538509/1283126260775784529/bonk_loop.gif

[opal star]

oh did someone get banned off the HD2 discord for some bullshit again

[mystic ether]

It's just corny at this rate. Actually lighten up and play this stupid soldier toy game of a game lmao.

They be killing me in mission tactics and armory.

[hexed igloo]

Like if you ban me just say you don't like me and I'll take it, it just pissed me off that they quoted tos incorrectly

[frozen kernel]

Didn’t rule 6 here get updated after the great slowdown?

[heady rapids]

idk man i think you'd know

[frozen kernel]

And just everyone kind of ignores it lol

[heady rapids]

given you're the reason it happened

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-delighted-touched-aww-happy-gif-17130784

I just saw someone mention it in another channel and somebody replied “that’s mostly for zealot chat”

[hexed igloo]

Oh damn there's a rule against posting unrelated meme fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk

I'm cooked

[tame sluice]

It literally does not matter how hard the game is. It never has. They will always use the absolute top meta loadout and then bitch that the game is boring because they refuse to use other viable options no matter how many there are

[heady rapids]

look uh

[carmine falcon]

new sm2 nade isare the twins on hard mode ultra fast or am i tripping balls cause its 5 am

[heady rapids]

quantum shit

[mystic ether]

I got nothing for wf thoughts.

If it's anything like the game I knew it was when I last played dedicatedly, mfkers could just have fun and come up with whatever in most cases lmao.

[heady rapids]

ik i havent looked at it

maybe it's not actually there

[tame sluice]

That is the people AH have been catering towards since they refused to stop nerfing shit

[frozen kernel]

We’re all cooked if they cared to push it. It means the egregious stuff, not necessarily shitposting as a whole

[frozen kernel]

Like that

[mystic ether]

Yarp

[carmine falcon]

darktide community

[frozen kernel]

That’s not allowed

[hexed igloo]

I can't read it won't stop me

[heady rapids]

dude i only understood half of the words you said here

[obsidian prairie]

type shit

[tame sluice]

Yeah and just like the HD2 community they don't actually know the meta very well xd

[mystic ether]

Remember when people had meltdowns over the incendiary breaker getting touched?

[hexed igloo]

I've been posting men kissing while Aquila is here we good

[mystic ether]

Like actually meltdowns?

For a weapon that barely felt strain?

[tame sluice]

Their knowledge of the "meta" is perpetually outdated because content creators are low skill players and struggle to catch up to the idea that weapons that take effort are good too

[tame sluice]

I can't fucking believe they never gave that thing a major nerf

[carmine falcon]

oh its one older message that i forgot to delete and a new one
the sentences are
new sm2 nade is the funniest shit ever
are twins on hard mode ultra fast or am i tripping cause its 5 am

[tame sluice]

That has been overpowered long before their never nerf "balancing" policy

[mystic ether]

And it didn't even get nerfed in a way where pushing it was a futile effort lmao

[heady rapids]

i thought you called the tyranids twins lmao

idk

[carmine falcon]

lmao

[heady rapids]

nade is cool

[mystic ether]

It just didn't fully reward wild abandon and full spread spray magdump

[carmine falcon]

bro it does nothing

[mystic ether]

That was it

[carmine falcon]

u just shove mfs

[mystic ether]

And you could still do it.

[heady rapids]

it gives you 25% melee dmg for 15s

and you shove mfs

[mystic ether]

Just hardly not as much.

Then mfkers had a collective TIA over it.

For nothing

Some actual diaper baby behavior all the way around damn near.

[carmine falcon]

25% what? i dont trust sm2 numbers
it could be good 25% like overdrive or a litearl 3 extra dmg like the new awful vangaurd perk

[heady rapids]

what's the perk

vanguard used to 1 tap groups of majoris on pts

[carmine falcon]

when your gun is empty u deal 25% more melee dmg
people tested it and its LITERALLY just 3 excta dmg
THREE

[heady rapids]

oh that one

wack

[frozen kernel]

Ew icky game

slop marine

[carmine falcon]

the majoris 1 tap is still here

[heady rapids]

yeah

where's my power greatsword on tafc

[carmine falcon]

but they nerfed unintended interaction between tenacity and it so it doesnt nuke bosses now

[heady rapids]

??

[heady rapids]

good

[carmine falcon]

in 10 business years

[heady rapids]

i betrayed songbird btw

[carmine falcon]

[frozen kernel]

Gamer

[carmine falcon]

i did both endings

[frozen kernel]

Patriot, even

[carmine falcon]

both made me le emotional

[heady rapids]

I GAVE THE OATH

GLORY TO THE NUSA

[carmine falcon]

bro is a government lap dog its over

[frozen kernel]

I don’t believe in Korea

[tame sluice]

humongous gains

[heady rapids]

they gave me a medal

[frozen kernel]

Songbird was just another AI in my head

[tame sluice]

Space Marine 2 is so sad as someone who enjoys shooting things because good lord the guns in that game feel bad

[carmine falcon]

in 1 patch they added a perk that doesnt work and a perk that nukes 10 elites at once

[carmine falcon]

not anymore

[tame sluice]

Not as bad as they were on release but it still feels horrible having to magdump to kill anything bigger than trash that dies to one melee swing for free xd

[carmine falcon]

i already told u before

[mystic ether]

I run sniper so idk about that. Never touched heavy yet so idk

And I haven't tried tactical

[heady rapids]

yeah the guns have been good for a long time

[carmine falcon]

heavy, tac, sniper brutlize things in ranged

[frozen kernel]

Thunder hammer feels like a wet bag of dog shit

[carmine falcon]

no?

[tame sluice]

was that buff to guns before or after this point

[carmine falcon]

fk u talking about

yikes april yeah understandable

game was 😬 then bolters wise

[tame sluice]

april this year

[carmine falcon]

yeah

[mystic ether]

I'd have no idea. I started playing maybe three weeks ago.

[carmine falcon]

guns been good since like june?

[tame sluice]

I remember still somewhat liking the Heavy Bolter even back then though

[heady rapids]

it came out in september

[obsidian prairie]

I keep wanting to get sm2 and then I see gameplay and it looks like a bad soulslike

[carmine falcon]

its not a soulslike

[obsidian prairie]

Looks like

[frozen kernel]

I played the SM2 demo they put out with the first 3 missions and 5 operations

It was ehhhh

Not for me at least

[carmine falcon]

im going to become the joker gang what are these takes

[obsidian prairie]

You really can't tell with the amount of rolling I see people doing

[carmine falcon]

straight up jonkiling my shit rn

[heady rapids]

it's more parryslop

[opal star]

soulslike is when roll

[tame sluice]

Yeah people still panic roll but tbh parrying is better

[obsidian prairie]

I tried to play it

[plucky sparrow]

With the amount of rolling you’d think an acorn had fallen

[tame sluice]

parrying gives you your...what is it called?

armor?

toughness?

[carmine falcon]

rollers are bad players
real mariners parryslop and blockslop and perfect dodge slop

[tame sluice]

it gives you your overhealth back

even if you parry some little basic bitch tyranid

[heady rapids]

it does not work like you explained lol

[carmine falcon]

yeah parrying little scrubbers gives u 1 armor segment

[obsidian prairie]

But despite being well above min specs it took 5 minutes to launch and then hard crashed when trying to play the opening cutscene (which is pre rendered what the fuck)

[frozen kernel]

I shouldn’t talk shit about SM2 audio queues while playing DT but

Ima shit on them

[heady rapids]

if you kill a minoris you get 1 armor

[frozen kernel]

Shit is ass

[tame sluice]

SM2 has audio queues?

[carmine falcon]

yeah the demo was very poorly optimized for some reason

[heady rapids]

yes?

[tame sluice]

I don't remember any

[frozen kernel]

A couple

[tame sluice]

At least no major ones

[carmine falcon]

its just the demo

it was broken

[heady rapids]

wack

[carmine falcon]

and they apologized

[frozen kernel]

What the fuck

[heady rapids]

didnt know that

[frozen kernel]

Nah

[obsidian prairie]

Interesting choice

[frozen kernel]

Fuck that what lol

[obsidian prairie]

Make the designated marketing material suck ass

[heady rapids]

@carmine falcon did you hear the new unblockable sound

[carmine falcon]

yeah i hate it

[obsidian prairie]

Defintely helped my decision to buy the game

[heady rapids]

i love it

[carmine falcon]

BOINK

BOINK

[frozen kernel]

Half the attacks didn’t even have parry markers, but literally could be parried

[heady rapids]

but it's a bit uhh

[frozen kernel]

Wild

[heady rapids]

a bit too quiet

[carmine falcon]

enlightment is ignoring the marker and parrying on animation

second enlightment is dropping parrying for perfect blocking

[heady rapids]

yeah you have to watch the animation

[carmine falcon]

and 1 shotting things

[tame sluice]

yeah that's what I did

[obsidian prairie]

Parry queues should be consistent

You can't make a giant indicator for something than only use it half the time

[heady rapids]

i have a clip of cspawns

[carmine falcon]

i mean they work?

i dont have issues with the indicators

[tame sluice]

Largely because I noticed that for the whip tyranids the marker fucking lies to you about when the perfect dodge timing is

[carmine falcon]

now indicators for special grabs can choke on my balls

shit's instant

[heady rapids]

i mean otherwise your screen would be blue

[obsidian prairie]

You also have several hundred hours

[heady rapids]

https://youtu.be/5EnPkawPmDE

[carmine falcon]

eh i always found the game ez

[heady rapids]

+1 here

[carmine falcon]

if u played action games before

this game is very easy

mechanically

compare what u have to do to something like dmc and its like

[mystic ether]

It can be done when the attack is intentional designed to come out at the time to check the move when it's actually active and not in its startup imo.

[carmine falcon]

I LOVE DELAYS

[tame sluice]

not quite elden ring enemy design because the actual swing of the attack wasn't 1 frame of animation that looks like a glitch

[mystic ether]

That's just getting mixed up

[carmine falcon]

took me a while to get used to the blobs cause of thate fuckass delay

[heady rapids]

the true fraud check

[mystic ether]

A little hee trick

[obsidian prairie]

The game's difficulty isn't in question, the consistency of bright and present warnings is

[mystic ether]

Yes.

[obsidian prairie]

If there is a giant colored queue for something

It should appear every time it comes up

[carmine falcon]

yeah and im saying i never found those weird lol

[heady rapids]

a small swarm would make your screen turn blue

[mystic ether]

I play fighting games and enjoy my beatemups. Shit like that is fun.

And you can just as easily manipulate enemy ai to literally bait out attacks.

[delicate shadow]

I prefer slow paced walking sims like darktide tbh

[mystic ether]

For such a very streamlined game, they had some good sauce putting those kinds of things into the game.

[carmine falcon]

yeah parry baiting is very much the safe way to play

cause the ai behavior is basic enough

[heady rapids]

@carmine falcon dude for the first time today i saw two zoans do beams one after the other

[mystic ether]

I need the variable swag from power axe backstep.

[heady rapids]

fucking wild shit

nerf that fucker into the dirt

i beg

[carmine falcon]

this happened to me but it was 4 of them and i wanted to die

[mystic ether]

And I actually love using perfect dodge for crazy block combat blade sniper damage.

[carmine falcon]

anyway lads MY OGRYN IS LEVEL 30

WOOOOOOO

[mystic ether]

It's actually wild as hell even if not entirely necessary.

[heady rapids]

parrying things makes my brain tingle

[carmine falcon]

they uncapped the dmg on it now

[mystic ether]

Or doing it with the heroic combat blade for bug charged heavy oos damage on vips.

[carmine falcon]

it violates things

[obsidian prairie]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/814380/Sekiro_Shadows_Die_Twice__GOTY_Edition/
Go

Steam

Sekiro™: Shadows Die Twice - GOTY Edition

This Game of the Year Edition now includes bonus content*:

- Reflection and Gauntlet of Strength - new boss challenge modes
- Remnants - leave messages and recordings of your actions that other players can view and rate
- 3 unlockable cosmetic skins…

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

245756

Metacritic

88

[mystic ether]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[heady rapids]

dropped 2 times after getting bored a couple hours into it

[carmine falcon]

wot da hyll

sekiro slaps

[mystic ether]

So like block stacks and other passives are all free?

[carmine falcon]

i love parrying things
got bored of the best parry slop

wolf man

[heady rapids]

idk

[mystic ether]

Sekiro not parry slop. But parrying is core.

[hexed igloo]

Ultrakill is a nice chill one to wind down after a 14 hour shift at the mines

[heady rapids]

i get to the first memory part thing

[long oasis]

executor time

[heady rapids]

i loved executor

[carmine falcon]

parry slop is merely a meme term brother

[heady rapids]

executor the goat

[carmine falcon]

or sister

[heady rapids]

i let my team die

then i solo shit

it's fun

[mystic ether]

I grind the meme to jelly.

[long oasis]

boutta drop 40 for arc raider

[hexed igloo]

Sekiro is the definition of parryslop

[long oasis]

no one can stop me now

[mystic ether]

Nope.

[hexed igloo]

Mash l1 and you're invincible

[heady rapids]

i genuinely just let them die in half of the bossfights if im running executor

just to aura farm

he's so fucking op

[mystic ether]

Gamers™ not serious about parries 🚬

[carmine falcon]

nah excetor is like 4th best

[long oasis]

best is like

uh

[hexed igloo]

I did inner isshin you really just mash l1

[long oasis]

recluse?

[delicate shadow]

I enjoy a nice relaxing game of ninja gaiden

[carmine falcon]

power level in nightreign is like
ironeye
duchess with magic
wylder - recluse

everyone else

[mystic ether]

Hm.

Okay then.

Got any freestyle clips?

I need to set up obs for mine.

[delicate shadow]

it's relaxing because I'm dead on my ass 24/7

[mystic ether]

Oh

Ah...

[hexed igloo]

Peak relaxation is playing beat Saber in a sauna

[delicate shadow]

would that even run in a sauna?

[hexed igloo]

You get so relaxed you just fall asleep

[long oasis]

what if you slip and die instantly

[heady rapids]

i tried finding the mod that removes ogryn from your char selection screen but i couldnt

[delicate shadow]

idk that sounds pretty relaxing

[hexed igloo]

Then it's working

[heady rapids]

ok found it

@carmine falcon https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/541

[hexed igloo]

Realistically uh yeah it depends

If it's super steamy then the tracking will be all fucked up and it'll probably kill your pc and headset, but it should work fine in a dry sauna

[carmine falcon]

huh

did ogryn crash the game for people

oh it did lmao

[heady rapids]

yes

if you had a pickaxe equipped

[hexed igloo]

Truly a AAA moment

[plucky sparrow]

If ogryn was the selected character at start up you couldn’t launch the game

[delicate shadow]

ok yea that actually checks out lol

[plucky sparrow]

sincr pickaxe

[visual stream]

I used to play Beat Saber every night after work

And then my controller leaked battery acid

And didn't work after that

[delicate shadow]

should've made it sign an NDA

[hexed igloo]

Pistol whip > beatsaber

But alas the only way I'm buying a vr headset is if it comes with a free autoblow ai

[visual stream]

On the bright side I have a reason to get a steam vr once I get the money for it

[hexed igloo]

No other use for vr

[visual stream]

"once" I, ""get the money"" for it

[hexed igloo]

The only reason I'm interested in the steam machine is the steamos

If it's gaming optimized Linux then I really just have no reason not to use it, I hope they put it out for pc use

[mystic ether]

https://fixvx.com/Jehuttyy/status/1992199036166660304

J É H U T Y. (@Jehuttyy)

リュウ, No dmg
#ninjagaiden4 #ninjagaiden
#xbox

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 22, 2025, 11:50 AM

Game fun. Game good.

Not exactly sure what's working under the hood here tech wise but ninja gaiden goes too crazy. Always has.

[heady rapids]

@carmine falcon this fucking game will never change

no amount of updates

we drive out the stadium

with reed

and there's just a t posing barghest soldier

standing there

[carmine falcon]

its not a bug its a feature

[heady rapids]

also holy shit the dlc is good

[carmine falcon]

its a 10/10

shows they learned their lesson

[heady rapids]

i think them having time plays a role

but idk it's probably both

[carmine falcon]

yeah u gotta remember the game came out 3 years too early

it wasnt just bugs

a lot of stuff is either unfinished or rushed

and cant be reversed

they took their time making sure every aspect of the dlc is GREAT

[heady rapids]

it's a lot of shit combined

having to port it to ps4

engine

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/litteralyme0/status/1993356648727957585?t=bwLvG7F3D_iB9bhNxNo7QQ&s=19

autist (@litteralyme0)

**💬 11 🔁 348 ❤️ 5.3K 👁️ 86.7K **

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[delicate shadow]

it's fuckin peak

I would be mincemeat so early on lmao

the music too 🔥

[mystic ether]

Shrimply kill them

Hard

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/IGN/status/1993365607740256439?t=4ToY3OXjvd1Rr6Y4ETnpig&s=19 me never heard about this game before until I saw the replies

IGN (@IGN)

The unsettling horror game HORSES has been banned from Steam, leaving the studio with "high risk" of closure. https://t.co/i2EFUIDC3s

X · Nov 25, 2025, 5:06 PM

I hope that the studio closes then

[plucky sparrow]

what’s the game about?

[heady rapids]

horses

[signal spoke]

Fetish pdf game

[plucky sparrow]

oh

[signal spoke]

People who try to validate is fiction and is okay to put these themes when there's literal minors be apparently involved on scenes

[long oasis]

wtf

[mystic ether]

Best not to include fetish in anything wrapped up in pedo shit.

Pedo shit is pedo shit.

And also, massive fucking yikes if that made it onto the steam shop catalog.

[signal spoke]

There's adult scenes with horses and horses masks which is just wtf

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-staring-staring-awkward-man-side-eye-side-eyeing-gif-25237094

[mystic ether]

I got nothing dude. Cooked stuff when animals and kids are actually getting thrown into that.

It got blacklisted though?

Even the publisher and developer?

[signal spoke]

By looks of it, Valve rejected the approval to be published

[mystic ether]

Well I guess there's that.

Bare minimum.

[delicate shadow]

it wouldn't be the first time

steam has had some absolutely heinous stuff slip through the cracks

lots of "well ackchually she's 2000 years old" type games and other stuff that abuses legally grey areas

they do seem to actually do the bare minimum to deal with it but...yea it's bare minimum

[plush estuary]

a hound

[frozen kernel]

Why it jump like baby corn

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRZt53yEfmG/?igsh=MmYwYzFqOXR0Mmdz

whiskstowhiskers

I promised to share Baby Corn and his fun day with his catnip banana.
#babycorncat #wobblycat #cerebellarhypoplasia #cat #dwarfcat

Likes

50219

Instagram

[hexed igloo]

Evil and intimidating horses?

[visual stream]

play the good, pure of heart horse game instead

[glossy nimbus]

It lacks dooms style heavily but I guess I can see it

Hardly

[rough token]

Wouldn't want to get sued lol

[hexed igloo]

Why don't they just make the regular break action a fucking primary

[visual stream]

Well you see

[plush estuary]

@heady rapids

[visual stream]

Yeah I got nothin

[hexed igloo]

Everyone has wanted it from fuckin release

[carmine lance]

Lmao i literally just watched kingdom of the planet of the apes

[visual stream]

I hated that guy who kicked the baby monkey

[hexed igloo]

I haven't watched it I have seen avatar 2 though it was okay

[visual stream]

I'm glad he got ganked

[carmine lance]

Same, very uncalled for

[carmine falcon]

I should have started playing ogryn way sooner

shit's fun

[heady rapids]

what's up

[carmine falcon]

i made two before and deleted them before they hit 30

[plush estuary]

the viudeo

[heady rapids]

good meme

[drifting wolf]

thought it was cool the other 2 sets from the warbond have from inspiration from the colonial marine armor in aliens, and i think metal gear?

[heady rapids]

@hexed igloo we gotta enlist bruh

it's the charlie kirk server

[hexed igloo]

Shitttttttttt

[visual stream]

WE ARE CHARRLIE KIRRRKK

[hexed igloo]

That's substantially more than I make working 45 hours

When do I kill myself

[visual stream]

The kill yourself train departed years ago buster

You're stuck here, sucks to suck bud

[hexed igloo]

There's no point in living if a fucking discord mod makes that much more than me

In a fucking Charlie kirk server of all things

I could live with it if it was a furry rp server

[visual stream]

At least furries are typically people who contribute to society

Tech jobs and such

[hexed igloo]

They keep the economy booming and the cybersecurity profession alive

[visual stream]

Kirkoids are nepo babies

[obsidian prairie]

also high end medical and engineering

[long oasis]

they are not getting that money bro

[hexed igloo]

If they are getting that money I can dicksuck a bit

For 1k a week? I'm sloppin it up bro

Both hands

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[obsidian prairie]

How do they pay a discord mod a full living wage

[glossy nimbus]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

[hexed igloo]

An actually solid wage here

[obsidian prairie]

pretty sure 100k is still good in the US

[hexed igloo]

I make about 900nzd a week, which is probably what like 700usd

[obsidian prairie]

509 us

[hexed igloo]

Oh I was way off lmao

[obsidian prairie]

You'd double your income as a trial mod

[hexed igloo]

Yeah fucking deranged

[glossy nimbus]

I would be a discord mod if it paid

[hexed igloo]

That's demoralizing actually

[glossy nimbus]

Idc

I need cash

[deft badge]

Tbh I don't believe that's real for a second

[glossy nimbus]

Where'd you see thid

I need money bruh

[hexed igloo]

Do it for 2 weeks get my paycheck and then mass ban random people bam I got a few grand in the bank

[heady rapids]

on x

[obsidian prairie]

Easy

[heady rapids]

just look up kirk discord idk

[obsidian prairie]

I would sooooo do that

Finance a fucking car in a few weeks

[glossy nimbus]

LITERALLY

PLEASE. I WOULD FUCKING KILL.

[carmine lance]

Holy fuck

Why do they pay that fucking well

[deft badge]

I'm pretty sure they're trying to avoid more of that

[carmine lance]

Where is the money coming from

[void bison]

only the side they like

new helmet looks bad

[carmine lance]

How likely would it be they accept me as a mod (I am very good at following directions)

[obsidian prairie]

People who hate homophobes when you show them the 2k a week salary (2k a week is 2k a week)

[hexed igloo]

Straight men when you show them a crisp $20

[obsidian prairie]

That was the intent

[hexed igloo]

Like yeah I don't like Charlie kirk but like for that much?

I'll be singing his praises to the moon in that server

[obsidian prairie]

Full remote, low effort job, for 2k a week

I can pretend to be evil for that

[hexed igloo]

Fuck it I can be actually evil for that ngl

I have a low price I've done some stupid shit for a beer

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/asian-girl-cry-gif-18644375

fr

[plush estuary]

I cant tell if I dodged into my own net that i already dodged or I ate his net

[delicate shadow]

there's gotta be a catch here

like it's in crypto or smth

like how on earth are they funding that

[heady rapids]

aw hell naw man i don't want no kirkcoins or nothing

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-computer-angry-pissed-typing-gif-19954912

[visual stream]

You don't consider 100k to be "only" good do you

[deft badge]

True

[visual stream]

[deft badge]

It almost looks like a hockey mask

[void bison]

actually the suicide bomber bond has a helmet like this

i was gonna replay the new colossus as well but the game crashes at the end of the first level

[deft badge]

Kinda, they have face mask style helmets in it

I meant to replay one of those recently and had to uninstall it to make space

[void bison]

replayed old blood and new order and will try to find a way to play new colossus maybe

wish they continued the series faithfully after new colossus

[sterile stone]

Meme coinage

https://tenor.com/view/jake-paul-logan-shocked-face-gif-22869930

[deft badge]

Me too, feel like they at least had one more proper game tbh.

[mystic ether]

Fascists like using crypto as a start so there's that. Unsure about anything else if it's legit connected to that bastard's nonsense or if its scammers riding an easy buck off of chud scumbags (can be both).

Right winger shits are usually pretty cleanly in sponsored pocketbooks. Kirk himself was entirely financed by wealthy people promoting turning point usa in the first place.

Useful idiots often can make some kind of breakaway bank by spreading fascism on the internet.

[north sedge]

At least they kept up the nazi killing tradition with the indiana jones game

[void bison]

oh shit i forgor i downloaded that

need to try

[north sedge]

It's quite good

[void bison]

on a scale of 1 - frog what is it

[mystic ether]

Was it ever done on some pseudo-pitfall kind of shit?

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-hat-gif-24889203

[mystic ether]

Haven't paid any attention to it.

It's the third person photorealistic one?

[north sedge]

It first person indy simulator

[mystic ether]

Ah.

[north sedge]

Imm sim lite

[void bison]

is there forced stealth

[mystic ether]

Does it have more emergent meat on its bones or is it closer to something a little more streamlined?

[north sedge]

I mean you won't fail unless you get shot to hell

[mystic ether]

I'd have to give it a look just to see.

[sterile stone]

@violet hornet found another Arizona flavor

[north sedge]

There's alot of open area exploring

[mystic ether]

That shit taste like blue lmao

[north sedge]

They do a good job of capturing that kinda mad scramble action from the movies

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-laughing-laugh-gif-13945267

[mystic ether]

They actually wanted it to be watery like a melted popsicle

Which, I can fuck with but.

[north sedge]

It's like stealth until you fuck up and then slap a guard around with a fly swatter

Because that's what was nearby

[mystic ether]

Bro...did yall like just melt down the popsicle formula and shove it into the cans? 🤣

[hexed igloo]

I've tried Arizona like 4 times and they've all tasted like shit lmao

[void bison]

are you sure it was arizona and you didn't eccidentally eat shit instead again

[hexed igloo]

Also uh $6 a can fuck that

[mystic ether]

Six?

[hexed igloo]

About 4usd I guess

[frozen kernel]

Where tf you buying these cans from

[frozen kernel]

$4?!

[hexed igloo]

I've seen em go up to $8 too (maybe 6ish usd)

[hexed igloo]

Nz

Iain seen em cheaper than that

[mystic ether]

That sounds like import prices maybe

[frozen kernel]

Oh I don’t know conversation to kiwibux

[hexed igloo]

Not quite double

[frozen kernel]

They’re famously .99¢ here in the US

[mystic ether]

Arizona in the states is like, dollar max in most places.

[frozen kernel]

At most places get away with selling them like 2 for $4

[hexed igloo]

Import fucking me in the ass prices

[frozen kernel]

It’s literally printed on some of the cans

[hexed igloo]

Nz is a fucking prison

[frozen kernel]

But places that sell them for more don’t buy those cans specifically

[mystic ether]

Yeah that's wild.

I've heard about it for some places like uh

[frozen kernel]

They’re the same size though which is wild

[hexed igloo]

If I want to buy anything in the US I have to double the price basically for shipping

[mystic ether]

Brazil where american brand consumables is like damn near x3 the conversion.

[frozen kernel]

See if Gaben’s yacht has any tea

[hexed igloo]

In many such cases its say $70 for an item and then $200 for shipping

[carmine falcon]

spent 5 million making godrolls for every ogryn weapon and now im broke

[glossy nimbus]

Should I pick it up again

[frozen kernel]

I just got back to my office

[delicate shadow]

true

[delicate shadow]

invest in $tide

[hexed igloo]

There are many things I want to say but I'll stick with simply no

[frozen kernel]

Idk why my camera made the tea do a

[glossy nimbus]

I should play it again

I want to nuke the planet

Why is this real

https://drinkarizona.com/products/arizona-rizzlerberry-22-oz-big-can

I saw it in the store as well

[obsidian prairie]

Wait this is fucking real

[glossy nimbus]

YES IT FUCKING IS

I SAW IT IN THE FUCKING STORE

[mystic ether]

:^)

[void bison]

we need to invent a new plague

[glossy nimbus]

^

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markie_devo

AriZona X The Rizzler Rizzler Berry Taste Test🤔🫐🥤

📲October 14 at DrinkAriZona.com

(Thanks @drinkarizona @itztherealrizzler #gifted ✊🏻)

Will you try this👇🏻

#arizona #rizzler #foodblog #foodie #beveragereview #drinkarizona #99centsonly #therizzler

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[hexed igloo]

Covid 20

Release a new version of the bubonic plague but it just makes your balls/ovaries explode

[obsidian prairie]

I'd be down

[glossy nimbus]

Genital explosion? Count me in!!!!!!!!!

[lunar fable]

bro is all tuckered out

[obsidian prairie]

Eepy

[sterile stone]

Something I wanted to try was that one

And trying to see if there's a regular arnold palmer

It's only AP Lite in every store I've been to

[glossy nimbus]

sweet tea is alright.

[sterile stone]

I wanna see if I can get my hands on a blackberry arizona

But bruh NO ONE Sells it

[lunar fable]

huh

that's a thing?

[glossy nimbus]

go to ny

[hexed igloo]

I've had it, tastes like ass

[lunar fable]

i am in ny

where are they

[hexed igloo]

I'm pretty sure I've had it at least

[sterile stone]

There's a metric fuckton of hidden flavors of arizona

[hexed igloo]

I usually like blackberry but yeah wasn't good

[sterile stone]

Blackberry tea is a anomaly for me

Arizona makes spiked drinks aswell

[hexed igloo]

The raspberry lime one was okay but not worth the money

[mystic ether]

Trust me. Don't.

Those are terrible.

Just mix your Arizona with vodka or something

Lmao

[sterile stone]

There's like 4 variations of green tea arizona bruh

[mystic ether]

Don't bother doing all that at all. It's so ass 😩

[glossy nimbus]

I had most of these

the weird flavors are ususally shit

[sterile stone]

Arizona Tonic Rx isn't bad imo

It's def an aquired taste

[glossy nimbus]

It's an energy drink.

[hexed igloo]

Many such cases

[mystic ether]

Peach goes nuts, lemonade is fine, energy is nice, bnw tea is actually nice, sweet tea is fine but I can just learn to make my own shit, fruit punch is okay, stwbrykiwi...eh (not awful just eh), idr cherry lime, raspberry goes great with soju.

[hexed igloo]

Except for red bull all their diff flavors slap

[frozen kernel]

No seriously though they’re fucking foul compared to even Twisted Teas

I was so disappointed

[mystic ether]

I'd rather drink that lol

[frozen kernel]

Tweas aren’t bad and they’re cheap

[mystic ether]

And I hate twisted tea

[frozen kernel]

I like Reds

[sterile stone]

Wait wait wait...

[hexed igloo]

Twisted tea and Arizona whipping up the worst vodka you've ever fucking conceived to put into their mid tea

[glossy nimbus]

I had peach, green tea, raspbery, both gree teas, white and black, lemon, kiwi peach, sweet tea, the ricky one, and fruit punch.

[sterile stone]

Arizona has a sweet apple flavor?

[glossy nimbus]

idk

[frozen kernel]

https://images.heb.com/is/image/HEBGrocery/001600653-1

[mystic ether]

There's a roiboos one they do for black history month.

[frozen kernel]

Nah just a completely separate thing

[sterile stone]

Huh?

[frozen kernel]

Weirdly Arizona has apple flavor tea

[mystic ether]

Talking about Arizona

And yeah

[mystic ether]

It's a thing

[sterile stone]

What's rooiboos?

[frozen kernel]

You’d think they’d have a fucking “guava razzapple” or some shit

Oh they do have one

[mystic ether]

Aquarius is basic so at least one of these is right.

[frozen kernel]

I don’t think I’ve seen the sweet apple one anywhere recently

[mystic ether]

It's a kind of African tea iirc.

Sweet by default

[frozen kernel]

The damn push pop one just sticks out whenever I hit the gas station

And I ignore it!

[sterile stone]

I've had mucho mango

Shit is giga sweet

[frozen kernel]

First Virgo W ever

[sterile stone]

Never had lemonade or the peach tea one

[frozen kernel]

Mucho Mango BAAAAANGS

[mystic ether]

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/rooibos-tea-benefits

[frozen kernel]

My ex’s college used to make this on-campus mango guava blend juice and the Mucho Mango is the closest thing I’ve had to that

[mystic ether]

it's pretty good if you can get your hands on it without it being connected to some pos production lines

[glossy nimbus]

I can't wait to make baileys when I get home

[mystic ether]

Personally prefer it as a tea in the first place.

[sterile stone]

Oh my god...

There was a chocolate flavored arizona that got discontinued

Aswell as a shaq collab one

[frozen kernel]

Oh dear

[mystic ether]

🤨

[frozen kernel]

Shaq soda is apparently pretty good

But I’m not a big cream soda guy

[void bison]

the only shaq product i have tried are the gummies

[frozen kernel]

Holy fuck wait it was Arizona partnered

I thought it was a standalone product

[glossy nimbus]

Id drink the chocolate flavor

[sterile stone]

I didn't even know this shit was a thing

Bro arizona got hidden flavors galore

[carmine lance]

Can I just say that I fucking love that saltzpyre can spin the braced pistols

[frozen kernel]

Did you know

[void bison]

i give you permission to say that

[frozen kernel]

If you try to use a green stim with full HP

[carmine lance]

Thank you

[frozen kernel]

Your character flips it around like a karambit knife in CS

[carmine lance]

That’s goofy if true

[frozen kernel]

It is

No other stim can ever not be used except the green

If you just spam click with it you just keep tossing and spinning it in your hand lol

[sterile stone]

@mystic ether I found it

[frozen kernel]

I was stimming through the whole Gloriana elevator ride

[lunar fable]

arnold palmer strawberry lemonade goes hard

[frozen kernel]

The white tea is surprisingly okay

Bought it by accident once because it looks like my sweet tea

I do not like that Rx herbal tonic one

https://tenor.com/view/danny-de-vito-no-shaking-head-gif-9684558

[sterile stone]

Rx herbal is one of my go tos

Rx, mango, and green tea

[gray ice]

Ayyy you still got that bobcat

[sterile stone]

Mhmmm

[gray ice]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19494737

[sterile stone]

Aye

Did you know arizona made a chocolate flavored drink?

@frozen kernel There's a raspberry tea flavor too

[frozen kernel]

I do like that one

[sterile stone]

Never seen it til now

[frozen kernel]

Raspberry, Sweet Tea, and a toss up between Green/Lemon are my main ones

In no particular order but the sweet tea would be on top

Shit is nectar

Aribrosia

[gray ice]

No that sounds horrid tho

[sterile stone]

@frozen kernel

Pineapple orange creamscicle

[frozen kernel]

I am a pineapple hater

I also do not like peach :(((

[sterile stone]

[gray ice]

Abomination

[frozen kernel]

Pineapple, Peach, Coconut, and Watermelon are my 4 horsemen

[sterile stone]

What the fuck man...

[frozen kernel]

I am uncomfortable

[taps X card]

[gray ice]

[frozen kernel]

I just noticed the ”With Mikes Hot Honey”

It got worse, somehow

[sterile stone]

This is a interesting rabbit hole I've gone down

Just seeing all these weird collab flavors

And flavors I didn't know existed

Half and half tea with tropical fruit

[frozen kernel]

Okay that looks like some heat

[gray ice]

Yoooo they have this half mango tea half lemonade

[frozen kernel]

Mandarin orange green tea…

[gray ice]

IT

FUCKS

[sterile stone]

@mystic ether @frozen kernel @lunar fable @gray ice @hexed igloo

Here you go

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-interesting-gif-11282418

[hexed igloo]

That shitll have me on the toilet shitting my guts out for 6 hours straight

It'll touch my lips and I'll shit my pants

One whiff

[lunar fable]

[frozen kernel]

Gotta take a break from quickplay to pee out your ass rq

[hexed igloo]

I appreciate the never forget on the back too