zealot-class

[near drum]

yes

[carmine lance]

or if it's a mutually exclusive thing with bi

[drowsy steppe]

accurate?

[hexed igloo]

Oh yeah on God then there'll be sawdust spraying

[olive raven]

It’s an attraction to both masculinity and femininity

[wraith halo]

It's two or more genders

[median steeple]

YES

[wraith halo]

Not that complicated

[hard nexus]

you’re pulling out actual real queer history and a lot of modern queers can’t handle this,,,

[wraith halo]

Pan is all genders or no care about gender

[sterile stone]

This is like a powder keg waiting to explode.

[sullen forge]

I yield, pulling a fent fold

[hexed igloo]

History is a snoozefest

[near drum]

fuck off with your degree in queer, gendermxn.

[median steeple]

im gonna pronoun you

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eyes-emoji-gif-16719518825213606017

[hard nexus]

i’m a big fan of that one newspaper of the queer people referring by to themselves by names that would give ur average tumblr user 4 different fatal diseases

[near drum]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-turn-to-dust-finnicklomlgif-gif-6202351048420329284

[sullen forge]

Please share

LMAO

[wraith halo]

Wrong

[hard nexus]

alright

gimme a sec

[hexed igloo]

I'm objectively correct

[carmine lance]

lgbtq inner conflict is all dumb and stupid who gives a fuck what gender you want to fuck

[wraith halo]

Nuh uh

[sullen forge]

Factually incorrect

[wraith halo]

[hexed igloo]

Okay didn't realize yall were fuckin NERDS goddamn

[drowsy steppe]

alright the donut chart of a zealot chatter complete

[plain stream]

Based

[sullen forge]

Time becomes a flat circle if we dont learn from the past

[void bison]

there was a war against emus though

[hard nexus]

i cannot post it in here

[drowsy steppe]

Imma create one for the lore next later

[sullen forge]

Just DM me it

[plain stream]

It’s darktide what else did you expect

[hexed igloo]

You right that's the one part of history I care about

[void bison]

and there was a guy who drove an armored bulldozer through several buildings because god told him to

[median steeple]

Im a fucking bisexual guy in a relationship with a non-binary person do not fight me on this I WILL cook you in a stew

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1377109813854736494.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=TheSilly

[void bison]

a stew with potatoes and vegetables and stuff would be great right now

[carmine lance]

happy for you by the way

[wraith halo]

I am a pansexual in a relationship with a nonbinary person and I think you are rad

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-us-sweet-dreams-gif-12580418

[near drum]

I am gods strongest schizophrenic, and a manlet with an inferiority complex and a booming voice (referencing my Zealot)

[plain stream]

I could go for some Rouladen

[wraith halo]

I give you the pass ™ if you need it

[carmine lance]

is nice hearing that cool people are living good lives

[plain stream]

Haven’t had it since before covid

[wraith halo]

Yk what I miss

Salad bars

They all closed during covid

[ripe quest]

I'm guy with a person I cook stew

[plain stream]

I just stole all of the lettuce

[sterile stone]

They still exist in Texas

[hard nexus]

sigh yet another pan person with compbisexuality, another one lost

[void bison]

I'm a guy I cook person stew

[wraith halo]

I will annihilate you

[hard nexus]

it’s okay psycho,,, there are camps that can fix you,,

[median steeple]

ok zealot chat

[sullen forge]

SIGHHHHH... Another Bisexual disturbing the peace

[median steeple]

time to kill and eat willow

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[void bison]

i've heard many people say a lot of things about those camps, many people are calling them the best camps, the greatest camps

[drowsy steppe]

youre one of the good ones

[median steeple]

im like gambit but cool (not french)

[drowsy steppe]

aint he cajun

[sullen forge]

Okay okay so

not cool

[sterile stone]

He is

[sullen forge]

but normal

You're just Gambit but normal

[sterile stone]

He from the swamps

[median steeple]

which is a subtype of the french

[hard nexus]

i’ve seen queer people be legitimately proud of being referred to as “one of the good ones” by certain political groups

[drowsy steppe]

ooohimboutamakeanameformyselfhere

[carmine lance]

in the zealot chatters chart, I'm curious what category I fall under

obviously autistic, but like are there any others

[drowsy steppe]

the autistic one

[hard nexus]

dork

dweeb

dunce

[void bison]

the leopard would never touch my face because I agree with the leopard eating everyone else

[sullen forge]

Imo that shit tends to be a red flag immediately to me

[hard nexus]

i can’t think of any other d names

[hard nexus]

red flag? it’s a siren lmfao

[wraith halo]

Am I a notable furry yet

[sullen forge]

Siren more like

bomb raid

[drowsy steppe]

you a furry?

[carmine lance]

not disagreeing, was just curious if categories are mutually exclusive

[void bison]

I didn't know you were a furry

[sullen forge]

Idk am I?

[median steeple]

I sit here in a corner hoping to not be noticed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113625731197579315/1153047457173880842/attachment-9.gif

@hard nexus

[drowsy steppe]

I mean right wing gays and trans just confuses me

[sterile stone]

You haven't lived til you've gone to a gas station in Metairie and hear some jolly ass dude talk to you in a cajun accent.

[wraith halo]

I think your pfp is dope so you fail

[hard nexus]

have u read there is no antimemetics division

[sullen forge]

He's mad cause im dating a Feminine male, SIGHHHHHHHH

[plush estuary]

he did that, I saw there

[carmine lance]

I like talking to people but I get scared to actually talk in dms because idk if I'd be a bother

[obsidian prairie]

I bet they're pretty confused too

[drowsy steppe]

now I wanna live

yea

like youre supporting

[median steeple]

yes I've also seen teh short films

[plain stream]

How about mine?

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/me-checking-the-mail-after-i-orderedthe-comedically-timed-lit-stick-of-dynamite-dynamite-mail-box-gif-18691546

[drowsy steppe]

the party that wanna erase you 😭 😭

[carmine lance]

I am, i think

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/scarab-gif-4220012829138155625

[hard nexus]

oh there’s short films i forgot

but the book officially released and ive been listening to the audiobook

[wraith halo]

Seems like a helpful guy with his condiments

[carmine lance]

I love this gif lmao

[hard nexus]

very good

i like the reader

[void bison]

I heard about that book, a little sad about the switch from anomalies to unknowns

[sterile stone]

Another brother lost to the void

[hard nexus]

and i think the book changes a couple plot points

[carmine lance]

I've been one long before I joined here lmao

[sullen forge]

Would you own a Beetle as a pet

[plush estuary]

yeah

[hard nexus]

it’s just to distance from the SCP foundation so it doesn’t cause any copyright issues

[sullen forge]

I would

infact actually I did

[plain stream]

Ah yes, the condiments of Jack Daniels and eggnog

[carmine lance]

absolutely yes

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-fuzz-shame-gif-26273082

[wraith halo]

Oh they looked like ketchup and Dijon mustard

[long oasis]

beetles are pretty cool

[void bison]

the foundation renaming for that makes sense but i'm pretty sure anomaly is enough of a generalized science term that they could've used it still

but it's a minor thing anyways

[plain stream]

You’re kind of right

[wraith halo]

Bugs are a good bet usually

They're neat

Spiders are good too

[plain stream]

I have an axolotl

[wraith halo]

Tarantulas make great pets if you can get over the whole

[sullen forge]

I have a bearded dragon

[wraith halo]

Tarantula thing

[sullen forge]

he's lazy as fuck

[sterile stone]

bombardier beetles seem interesting

[carmine lance]

I have a bit of arachnophobia but I appreciate spiders

[sullen forge]

go my scarab

[plain stream]

My axolotl’s lazy as fuck too

[carmine lance]

I let them live if I come across one in da house

genuinely a little house buddy

[wraith halo]

I've raised ball pythons and rodents all my life and I can safely say they are middling pets

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/scarab-beetle-flying-go-my-scarab-gif-1372646788661438174

[sterile stone]

Save your local bees

[wraith halo]

Snakes are good chill pets

Rats

[carmine lance]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-silk-moth-math-meth-criminal-gif-3563608350929255381

[wraith halo]

You gotta be on top of it

[drowsy steppe]

no lie tho I wanna live in quebec 1 day

[sterile stone]

Ew

[carmine lance]

rats are cute, but yeah they need stimulation

[drowsy steppe]

get myself assimilated to the NA frenchies

[void bison]

I liked my dog

and I like kevin the bird

[wraith halo]

I have some friends I wanna see in Quebec

Actually I think it's just one atp

[plain stream]

I haven’t had a dog since i was in middle school

[sterile stone]

Ngl I'd wanna visit Denmark or Germany

[wraith halo]

I'd live in Denmark

[void bison]

you've got the dog inside you

[sterile stone]

Go visit the bro and get mad honey

[wraith halo]

Danes got it good tbh

[drowsy steppe]

ann

[plain stream]

I have two wolves inside of me, one’s an alcoholic and the other’s extremely depressed

[sterile stone]

Ann doesn't live in Germ

He lives in the land of seal eaters

[drowsy steppe]

denmark ?

[sterile stone]

I think?

[void bison]

I have 2 wolves inside of me and one is extremely depressed and the other one is a frog

[plain stream]

Forg

[sterile stone]

I'd like to just go visit peeps out there in EU tho

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-frogs-frog-dance-cute-frog-pixie-frog-gif-3247309320219181848

[sterile stone]

Just to see what life is like outside the US

[void bison]

maybe marginally less bafflingly stupid people

[sterile stone]

Maybe

[hexed igloo]

I like rats

Cats on top tho

[void bison]

there is nothing baffling about ogryns being stupid

[wraith halo]

Cats my favorite

[void bison]

their home planet called for it

[wraith halo]

Idk if I can trust u if you don't like cats tbh

[plain stream]

How are Ogryns smarter than most people I’ve met

[hexed igloo]

We got a freakish little beast she's a fuckin weirdo

[zinc talon]

if you don't like animals I refuse to build trust as a part of the relationship

and people that're passively cruel or dismissive of animals earn my anger

[wraith halo]

I've got
Dark woke
Autistic hyperfixation

[carmine lance]

i like bugs

[hexed igloo]

Crazy that I live with what basically just a wild animal

[void bison]

I like dogs more

[carmine lance]

I wish more people liked bugs

[zinc talon]

bugs are awesome

[void bison]

allergic mildly to cats

[zinc talon]

that's just low contact to their dander, or at least was for me

[void bison]

I like bugs but in person I still get a fear response

when trying to touch them only

[sterile stone]

Hatred rots the mind and tunnels social perception.

[zinc talon]

I used to swell all up visiting my parents(2 cats) when I was away at college (0 cats)

[drowsy steppe]

the chart stays like this

[void bison]

or if something flies at me

[drowsy steppe]

for now...

[zinc talon]

within a week of getting codie it was gone

[plain stream]

Anyways I’m gonna go get even more drunk and watch old technoblade videos

[sterile stone]

Wait who the fuck are the notable furries

[drowsy steppe]

uuh

moff gale ciaphsa?

[wraith halo]

That's what I asked earlier

When do I get to be a notable furry

[sterile stone]

Ciaphas is a furry?

[zinc talon]

better than the alternative

[drowsy steppe]

the pfp is an animal

[zinc talon]

getting less drunk sucks

[void bison]

what about a wafer thin sliver of frogposters

[sterile stone]

I thought he was just autistically obsessed with undertale stuff

[void bison]

I think there is at least 2 or 3 of us

[drowsy steppe]

need to see you here more often xd but consider yourself one

[zinc talon]

fun fact, sleep was actually invented by dr. Zanzibar Zorky Zee as a way to fast forward the process of sobering up

[drowsy steppe]

iunno

[sterile stone]

[wraith halo]

🫡 I won't let you down coach

[unborn relic]

you guys reckon that zealot will get the dual wield weapons from the ganger or not really

[zinc talon]

cuz sobering up sucks so much being completely unconscious is preferrable

[sterile stone]

Lmao fuuuuck no

[wraith halo]

Nope

[zinc talon]

well the arbiter didn't share any of his class weapons

[unborn relic]

💔

[zinc talon]

he just got some of the common pool ones

so I wouldn't expect other classes to get the ganger's stuff either

[sterile stone]

You gonna have to pay up to fatshark you want dual daggers hermano

[unborn relic]

at least in that case it made sense

[tame mirage]

moo

[zinc talon]

yeah, more a policy thing I think

no need to balance new weapons with other class' talents

that is an ordeal

[sterile stone]

Shouldn't you be asleep?

[unborn relic]

gw forbids having fun 🥀

[sterile stone]

WHICH MAKES NO SENSE RIGHT

[zinc talon]

no fun, only plastic

[signal spoke]

I always been part of the grok group

[sterile stone]

Cause of all the creative freedom space marine 2 has....

[tame mirage]

I'm at work

[zinc talon]

just finished playing a round of SM2, it feels like it's in a good place finally

[sterile stone]

You can sleep at work, no one can stop you.

[zinc talon]

but...the boss...

[void bison]

SM2 doesn't feel right to me

[zinc talon]

the word I use for it, is deliberate

[void bison]

but I still liked the campaign

[zinc talon]

each action you take must be the one you wanna take

[unborn relic]

first no repeater handgunners in total war, then no thousand sons & emperor's children cosmetics in sm2, now no dual smgs for anyone but gangers

struggles of a Warhammer fan ig

[zinc talon]

it's not spamdodging spamswinging like dorktard

[sterile stone]

I mean if you want like true customization.

[zinc talon]

in fact I almost didn't mesh with SM2 at all cuz my reflexive dodge spam that I built into my muscle memory was cancelling every attack I made

[sterile stone]

Necromunda would have to be your main squeeze

Which now that I think on it...

Why the fuck wasn't a cybernetic bounty hunter a class in this game...

[zinc talon]

there's always that hired gun: necromunda duke nukem lookalike

[unborn relic]

i suppose but last time i checked both necromunda video games suck ass

[drowsy steppe]

alright froggers in the chart

[zinc talon]

and shudder the turn based games

GW sure does love their turn based games, sheesh

[sterile stone]

I'm not on this list

Wild

[zinc talon]

I guess I get it given the nature of table top

[drowsy steppe]

helpful members in honor of ainz higui and sometimes exhil when he appears

[void bison]

the straight enemy

[zinc talon]

each turn has five smaller turns hiding in a trenchcoat

[drowsy steppe]

YOU ARE THE STRAIGHT MF

fuckin bougie ahh

[sterile stone]

Listen

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-me-adrian-boseman-the-good-fight-look-its-me-i-cant-relate-gif-21896793

[sterile stone]

I'm in a class of my own

[zinc talon]

yeah but in the like

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/broke-make-it-rain-1dollar-poor-gif-6041827

[zinc talon]

you've got a medical condition named after you

[void bison]

I know you put it next to actually helpful because you know the whimsy and joy of frogs is a load bearing part of chat

[zinc talon]

kinda sense

[carmine lance]

I like to think I can be helpful

[sterile stone]

I feel lie having a medical condition named after you is a great way of saying...

"Yeah bro you ain't surviving this shit"

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-stack-gif-24890052

[obsidian prairie]

I mean

[drowsy steppe]

helpful and autistic

[obsidian prairie]

By definition you aren't surviving any condition at all

It'll kill you eventually

[drowsy steppe]

bandit couldve been here

as the ferret poster

[carmine lance]

well will the condition itself kill you

[drowsy steppe]

but alas theyre banned

[sterile stone]

I believe in the indomitable human spirit.

[carmine lance]

or is it that the human genome is always falling apart

[void bison]

I can give you this promise: seeing your name is better than seeing a nondiscriminate amount of other names in chat

[sterile stone]

Tho I don't think we're anywhere close to conscience transference.

[obsidian prairie]

And I recognize the reality of our shitty biology

[sterile stone]

That shit would be cool tho

Like hey

You dying?

Body falling apart

All good

[carmine lance]

like how we use sphincter muscles to tighten our irises in bright light :)

[sterile stone]

We got a android body we can download you into

[tame mirage]

uhuh

[void bison]

there are ways for biological immortality but not stuff that would be discovered anytime soon

[sterile stone]

[carmine lance]

awh, thank you! :D

[sterile stone]

Aren't we studying jellyfish

And lobsters

For this exact reason

[void bison]

lober*

[carmine lance]

lobsters aren't immortal, actually!

[void bison]

we're studying lobers

[sterile stone]

The hell is a lober?

[void bison]

🦞

lober

[carmine lance]

the energy expenditure of growing a newer and bigger shell eventually gets to be so much that it'll kill them

[sterile stone]

That's unnerving.

Stop that.

[carmine lance]

they can't keep up with it

[void bison]

what if we power them with a generator

[sterile stone]

I mean in a technical sense

Humans stop growing.

So if we can adopt whatever biological trait they have

We can in theory obtain immortality.

[void bison]

i think there's a lot more words and numbers to it than that :(

[drowsy steppe]

living forever mfs when its 1 billion years in the future and the sun boutta explode any moment now

[carmine lance]

it's that our telemeres start decaying

[void bison]

human immortality would be a very awful discovery

[sterile stone]

I mean I'm simplifying it, but I don't think we'll see anything regarding human life extending capabilities for like 4 generations.

[void bison]

the WORST people would get it

[deft badge]

Agreed

[carmine lance]

and it gets shittier at keeping the dna undamaged

[void bison]

and if you get it, it's only so you can be an eternal labor slave foreverrrrr with no rest

[sterile stone]

I hope you get all old customers today

[carmine lance]

ok so

[sterile stone]

And they're rude

[carmine lance]

new havoc wall is 23

[void bison]

it's one of the issues but it's also a lot more than just that

[sterile stone]

I think eternal life would be ass yeah

[carmine lance]

nobody can do it on even good modifiers and nobody will let me into higher ones

[sterile stone]

But shit I mean living to be like 250 doesn't sound so bad.

[drowsy steppe]

until we ever made practical wormholes

we would never explore another galaxy

[carmine lance]

true

[void bison]

I just want reincarnation or nothingness

infinite new experiences or no worrying about this one anymore

[sterile stone]

I kinda thought about this like...

Imagine we have humans colonize other planets right

[deft badge]

I imagine it's a lot like what it was before you were born.

[sterile stone]

Would that in theory remove racism as we see it today?

Like it wouldn't be people hating each other based on skin color

But instead the planet they're from

[hearty nebula]

where am i fitting in here

[drowsy steppe]

its gon be plenatry racism

[void bison]

hatred tribalism is practically ingrained in us for any minute difference possible to find

I'm pretty sure expanse has planetary racism

[carmine lance]

yeah get the fuck out of here you goddamn martian

your kind isn't welcome here

[void bison]

the gravity makes people on diff planets develop differently and bam new thing to be prejudiced about

[drowsy steppe]

but world to world case by case basis there probably still some form of in group racism

fuckin COD Infinite Warfare

[void bison]

LOOKIE HERE AT LITTLE SHORTSTOUT JUPITER, GRAVITY GOT YOU DOWN LITTLE GUY HUH?

[carmine lance]

would make sense

[drowsy steppe]

is just earthers vs martians

[sterile stone]

That'd be wild as shit

[drowsy steppe]

what do you identify

[sterile stone]

Hating a mf for the planet they were born on

[carmine lance]

wouldn't people on high gravity planets also be super durable

[sterile stone]

Dense bones

[carmine lance]

bone structure wise at least

yeah

[drowsy steppe]

I mean shit Star Wars treats interstellar travel

like a fuckin taxi drive

casually has FTL on a fighter plane

[sterile stone]

See but hear me out right

[void bison]

only until I shoot them with my anti-durableizer ray

[carmine lance]

you wouldn't dare

[drowsy steppe]

and FTL comms..

[deft badge]

Tbf the X wing was notable for being able to do that

[void bison]

you wouldn't want to try me and find out

[sterile stone]

If we invented interstellar travel, would we still use passports to travel from country to country on Earth

[deft badge]

At a certain point its hypothetically ungovernable

[drowsy steppe]

I mean there would be planetary government

[deft badge]

What are you gonna do

Chase people around a galaxy

Imagine the resources to do that

[drowsy steppe]

like Star Wars has visas for planetary travel

watched 1/4 of andor season 2

episode 3 ending was peak

[quick narwhal]

guys send help ive been spamming havoc 40s and my zealot is still stuck on heresy difficulty

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-mon-mothma-andor-let's-dance-raise-your-hands-gif-10292341550172352518

[sterile stone]

???

That's not how the difficulty thing works?

[quick narwhal]

I just run full xp curios got to 30 and started spamming havoc

[sterile stone]

@plush estuary

[quick narwhal]

I played zealot with ainz yesterday fun fact

[sterile stone]

Ok

[quick narwhal]

outsmart obesefish

[sterile stone]

I mean he might be able to explain it to you.

But I'm pretty sre playing havoc doesn't do much of shit when it comes to unlocked the other difficulty tiers.

[ivory marlin]

Hey baby are you a rock cuz youll be

[quick narwhal]

oh dont worry I was just messing around wasnt actually asking

[ivory marlin]

Ok bye chat

[quick narwhal]

its just funny that u can do that

[sterile stone]

Cut your mullet

[ivory marlin]

:(

[quick narwhal]

like bro its my fifth character let me play the game 😭

[drowsy steppe]

you can

[sterile stone]

Gonna be playing like absolute shit

When the new character drops

Haven't played in like a month or two

[drowsy steppe]

aaaaaaaaaa

[drowsy steppe]

Ive been off nearly a month ish?

I just hung around here cuz the people are funny

[sterile stone]

Unironically it's much more entertaining to be in here than the private discords that spawn from here.

Except one

But we don't talk about that one

[drowsy steppe]

the void calls

you cannot resist

[sterile stone]

I'm leaving that shit on ignore

My phone battery dying

I'm on limited minutes

[drowsy steppe]

charge that sh twin 🥀

[sterile stone]

I can't

My maids ain't plug the phone in

[drowsy steppe]

look at ths guy

thinking he HARD

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/black-panther-king-gif-13861709

@gray ice Aye you still on

[quick narwhal]

u should be fine in like 4 to 5 games dw about it I feel the same every time I go back to vt2 for a few games with friends

[sharp willow]

Damn, who got her smiling like that?

[wraith halo]

rat tail on my crusher

[wraith halo]

it's true.....

[acoustic dune]

dragon are overrated

[sterile stone]

Best I can do is a cup of lime juice

[acoustic dune]

now eels on the other hands

[acoustic dune]

into the eyes?

[wraith halo]

It's fake.....

Oversaturated on the other hand

[sterile stone]

Nah like to drink

[wraith halo]

[sterile stone]

Gotta get that vitamin C

[void bison]

I could drink some lime juice

[acoustic dune]

orange

goose

[sterile stone]

Orange goose

What

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-asleep-monjjunirawr-cat-sleeping-cat-sleep-cat-eepy-gif-2038678134769585569

[void bison]

hello knife wolf did you hear there are more knives coming

[wraith halo]

Two in fact

[acoustic dune]

0wang guise

[wraith halo]

Stabby stabby

[acoustic dune]

hello yogcast

[deft badge]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-gif-4486098035576199664

Dragonslaying, knighthood's highest calling

[wraith halo]

Some of them bitches deserved it

All I'm gonna say

[acoustic dune]

deserve to be

penetrated?

[wraith halo]

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1390914753387298916/1401928551564972113/attachment.gif

[wraith halo]

I think I need to ask my lawyer before I answer this ........

[drowsy steppe]

@sterile stone dude so theres this friend rq from someone that i dont know or even speak with and ignore that shit because I dont accept random rq from people out of nowhere.
so fast forward some couple days I got a dm from them saying hey and I still ignore it because I dont fw that, especially when its someone that I dont even have any mutual servers in
so I accidentally checked back what this person sends me and its fucking porn bro 💀

[acoustic dune]

you lawyer is not your conscience answer the question

[sterile stone]

Le

Maaaaaaao

What the fuck

[hexed igloo]

Everyone deserves to be penetrated at least once

[acoustic dune]

chat

penetrate this man

in le heart

[hexed igloo]

[void bison]

your biome is constantly penetrated by bacteria

[hexed igloo]

Oh nvm damn

[hexed igloo]

Yours maybe

[acoustic dune]

stab this man heart

https://tenor.com/view/michael-myers-practicing-my-stabbing-stabbing-knife-halloween-gif-18783246

[gray ice]

Naw finna hit the sack

[wraith halo]

Only if they ask nicely

[sterile stone]

I have my reasons for getting out of bed.

I'm not explaining why.

[gray ice]

He always late

[obsidian prairie]

Are we being real right now

[ivory marlin]

Chaser?

[obsidian prairie]

Losing my shit

[ivory marlin]

Or just a freak

[obsidian prairie]

This is fucking hilarious

[carmine lance]

why does that username look familiar

[obsidian prairie]

Its a real person too

[sterile stone]

Listen, I'm barely sitting up right.

[carmine lance]

I swear I've seen them before but I know nothing about them as a person

[sterile stone]

I'm here for the homies

[unborn relic]

oh my god bruh

[sterile stone]

Idk what the fuck kinda creature that is

[wraith halo]

Hey babe, wanna chat?

[acoustic dune]

wait

[drowsy steppe]

chaser

[sterile stone]

But I'm gonna assume it's wearing bondage gear

[long oasis]

God's loneliest man is right

[obsidian prairie]

Cackling right now

[sterile stone]

Do not engage

[carmine lance]

also I just noticed the fucking pfp- yeah lmao

[deft badge]

Interesting name

[sterile stone]

[drowsy steppe]

wait a furry

[carmine lance]

that's a fucking leash

[drowsy steppe]

bdsm gear wearing furry

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah I noticed

[wraith halo]

Roast him alive

[long oasis]

run away

[drowsy steppe]

and a nazi (presumably)

[obsidian prairie]

But holy shit this was kinda really funny

[sterile stone]

That's bondage gear my guy

[acoustic dune]

holy shit u rite

[unborn relic]

someone send a chaos spawn into their mailbox

[drowsy steppe]

bro

they send me 2 images of porn

3d porn btw 😭

[gray ice]

This is the part where you introduce them to the school lunch table

[long oasis]

the scolipede mustve made them horny

or the catachan dueling glaive

[wraith halo]

This guy .... With hammers.... Right now,,,

[sterile stone]

Oh no my sides

[acoustic dune]

was it good?

[obsidian prairie]

Trying to find appropriate shitposts to send them before blocking

[acoustic dune]

truly time for 40 000

[unborn relic]

[acoustic dune]

warhammer

[carmine lance]

hi I'm extremely clingy and emotionally vulnerable, you got any plans later?

[acoustic dune]

arent you a teacheer pet

[sterile stone]

See I'm greatful the unstable people I have in my life don't just randomly send me porn anymore

[wraith halo]

Do you remember the dms June used to get

[carmine lance]

oh my god yeah

[unborn relic]

discord sure is a platform

[deft badge]

You ever wonder how often it works for people? Or does it not work and they just keep trying?

[drowsy steppe]

ig? but I dont fucking consent to it thas the issue 😭

[carmine lance]

it was fucked it happened but I still think june kinda invited the behavior a bit

[sterile stone]

You meet a smorgasbord of mfs

[wraith halo]

Never, they live in fantasy gooner land

[unborn relic]

do we fw the stygian IVG helmet

[acoustic dune]

what was it?

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[long oasis]

who tf is june

[acoustic dune]

ey june

[carmine lance]

look, if people send me porn, no exceptions I will make sure they spoiler it

[wraith halo]

Someone we used to know who got weird messages all the time

[carmine lance]

I don't mind being sent smut, but on god you better have the decency to spoiler it

i don't need to get jumpscared in public

[unborn relic]

fr

[signal spoke]

Koraidon with a harness pfp dming you as a Pokémon fan

[carmine lance]

and also give a heads up!

[ivory marlin]

I got smth hold on

[signal spoke]

Nothing suspicious

[carmine lance]

you gotta be someone I like, actually fucking know

[unborn relic]

insert that "i opened it on a train" copypasta

[long oasis]

Hey babe, wanna chat?

[gray ice]

If you send me porn unprompted I'm blocking you and you're gonna have to look over your shoulder for awhile

[carmine lance]

LMAO

[void bison]

Hey babe, wanna chat?

[obsidian prairie]

Not a Pokémon fan I just like this creature

[long oasis]

hey babe, wanna chat?

[wraith halo]

Hey babe, wanna chat?

[unborn relic]

pokemon fans picking between liking animals and minors

[signal spoke]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G51wR3iWwAAjM92.gif

[void bison]

what if someone prompts you 5 years in advance and they have the receipt

[long oasis]

how about uh

[signal spoke]

This just my favourite gif

[wraith halo]

Buggin

[long oasis]

animal minors

[unborn relic]

???

[visual stream]

Guts and Blackpowder seems very overrated

[void bison]

Hey babe, wanna chat?

[acoustic dune]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1eT2CjXwFXNx6oY5ydvzKU?si=5a1b49ae4b284a7d

[wraith halo]

The fuckin bughorse

[carmine lance]

I like scolipede a lot as well, big bugge that can be hugged

[void bison]

Hey babe, wanna chat?

[acoustic dune]

is this june

[gray ice]

Expires within 24 hours no exemptions

[signal spoke]

He just a big bug horse

[long oasis]

beatles

[unborn relic]

hey babe when the underwear sus

[long oasis]

Hey babe, wanna chat?

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/scolipede-shake-no-pokemon-gif-16391136

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-scarab-assyst-gif-9837798423909404507

[carmine lance]

https://tenor.com/view/scolipede-scolipede-pokemon-pokemon-team-plasma-gif-1275255245530511669

[void bison]

Hey babe, wanna chat?

[unborn relic]

how do i become orange 😭

[carmine lance]

goober

[ivory marlin]

Hey babe, wanna chat?

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-friendship-stag-beetle-beetle-mobile-gif-19060314

[acoustic dune]

you still have the yog vid of him shaking to the waater battle

[sterile stone]

I thought that shit was a evil caterpillar ngl.

[carmine lance]

these are good friends

[acoustic dune]

get real

STOOPID

[void bison]

you don't deserve kevin if you don't remember his name

[long oasis]

you already are youre a tiefling

[ivory marlin]

Send a few messages

[acoustic dune]

😔

[drowsy steppe]

Hey babe, wanna chat?

[obsidian prairie]

Basically is

[ivory marlin]

Youll get it in no time

[void bison]

Hey babe, wanna chat?

[wraith halo]

No

[long oasis]

or sometinhg idk

[acoustic dune]

concrete?

[obsidian prairie]

Don't touch a scolipede you will die

[ivory marlin]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[unborn relic]

I'm not a tiefling huh

[long oasis]

mb im racist

[drowsy steppe]

if a babe wanna chat me up, dont bother

[acoustic dune]

we are all in the rice of god

[long oasis]

Hey babe, wanna chat?

[carmine lance]

would you want to chat with me

[sterile stone]

That's some scam call center ass chatting

[unborn relic]

do not redeem

[wraith halo]

Yes

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/int-crawling-int-crawling-skeleton-okbr-gif-21774748

[carmine lance]

thanks babe, you're a real one

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/scammer-scam-redeeming-whyareyouredeeming-kitboga-gif-19964723

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/лол-gif-15524851864758900352

[drowsy steppe]

its prolly gonna lead up to some erp shi

[long oasis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1434013467022725243/ezgif-584857aa029921.gif

I got fyre dollar

[acoustic dune]

rip fyre

[gray ice]

This that hot milfs in your area type timing

[obsidian prairie]

Man that was an occurance

[long oasis]

he died doing what he loved

[carmine lance]

i should get a moffia dolar

[visual stream]

im the scat man bee bop bop badabope bop bop badabope

[carmine lance]

being a dumbass

[acoustic dune]

sniffing glue

[unborn relic]

where did that assumption come from even

[long oasis]

yuh

[wraith halo]

Lost all its value

[drowsy steppe]

the horms

[void bison]

weewooweewooweewooweewoo

[wraith halo]

Ig Noelle looked like a tiefling?

[long oasis]

horns and orange skin

[acoustic dune]

(i still cant believe sniffing glue is racist, like what?)

[unborn relic]

my pfp is noelle deltarune that's a deer 😭

[drowsy steppe]

if any elf woman wanna chat me up...

[void bison]

woah no way like the Noelle prize?!

[gray ice]

Aight bed time

Night degens

[long oasis]

no youre actually the devil

I am angle

[acoustic dune]

DRIVING IN MY CAR

[sterile stone]

I dead ass thought this was a squirrel from happy tree friends

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/asgore-smirk-asgore-car-asgore-open-season-gif-5608362031003660771

[sterile stone]

Aye where's my stuff

But nah goodnight fam

[unborn relic]

[long oasis]

I can see it

[unborn relic]

insert total war steam tank charge gif

[gray ice]

Express delivery whenever I feel like it

[carmine lance]

I genuinely like noelle a lot she reminds me of when I was younger. Being spooked by everything, but also always coming back to stuff I know would scare me

[gray ice]

Gotcha tmmrw

[acoustic dune]

why is it always noelle and never birdy pfp

[carmine lance]

birdly SUCKS

[unborn relic]

ai overview 💔

[carmine lance]

don't even care to spell it right

[deft badge]

Tbh when I think of sniffing glue I think of plumbers and that one Simpsons character

[unborn relic]

i mean do you want a "is that a gamer girl? ohmygod" incarnate for a pfp

[acoustic dune]

''known racist stereotype''

[sterile stone]

Wilding

[sterile stone]

I'm ngl I just call dumb people in general glue drinkers

[acoustic dune]

yes

[sterile stone]

I ain't even think glue drinking was tied to a ethnic group since people of all shades do that shit

[long oasis]

what are gamer girls rocking as pfps nowadays

[unborn relic]

idk

[sterile stone]

Big titty anime girl pfps

[long oasis]

oh fax

[drowsy steppe]

anything but a girl

[acoustic dune]

and thats what fyre got ban for

[drowsy steppe]

because mfs go wild over seeing a she/her online

[twin wagon]

I think a lot more people associate the glue stuff with what kids did in the 90s that affected brain development more than some Oceania related stereotype

[acoustic dune]

@twin wagon speaaking of glue drinker

[sterile stone]

I coulda swore he got banned for liek doubling down on saying some incredibly racist shit.

[unborn relic]

hey babe, wanna chat?

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-wave-hello-hi-sup-gif-16159238468026206620

[drowsy steppe]

no

[twin wagon]

But I'm not a person and this is not the chat

[unborn relic]

[void bison]

the couple girls I knew on discord still had girl pfps

[long oasis]

he got banned for saying a very specific racial stereotype about aboriginal australians while the AUSTRALIAN mod was in the chat

[sterile stone]

I don't get it fam, I don't care what anyone identifies as, you either are or aren't a dumb ass in my books.

[acoustic dune]

girls on the interweb?

yeah right

[drowsy steppe]

I mean I constantly get mistaken for a woman because of the pfp 💀

[unborn relic]

that sucks

[void bison]

i get mistaken as a woman because I like frogs

[sterile stone]

That leads to funny shit from time to time tho

[twin wagon]

Knify I hope that when you pick public transport a strike happens

[sterile stone]

Like Mal my Malaysian queen

[drowsy steppe]

mans an inclusive hater

[sterile stone]

I still remember that shit

[drowsy steppe]

cursed

[long oasis]

frogs are pretty manly

[sterile stone]

I keeps it simple

Everyone is a dumb ass until proven otherwise

[long oasis]

which one am I

[sterile stone]

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[acoustic dune]

the darktide strike team

[unborn relic]

you think she'd main zealot

[void bison]

someone thought I was trans because they knew a lot of trans people who like frogs and I had a thing for trans rights in my desc

[long oasis]

thats froglodyte

[drowsy steppe]

I would put shen on the straight

[void bison]

in games and stuff yog is also enough of an agender name ig

[long oasis]

people like to assume things

[acoustic dune]

thats a picture of him we took on 1st november 1957

[twin wagon]

I miss froglo

[long oasis]

like assuming im chinese

[twin wagon]

[acoustic dune]

did he get banned?

[long oasis]

I am actually american

[sterile stone]

I feel like this mf don't have THAT many femboys

[sterile stone]

Lies

[acoustic dune]

for what?

[sterile stone]

I know Xi sent you wire transfers

[twin wagon]

Small incident

[long oasis]

god bless president trump and the states in the americas

[acoustic dune]

did he talk about per capita?

aaand when?

[sterile stone]

I'm gonna vomit

[carmine lance]

I've really wanted to be a femboy in the past but nowadays I can't decide if I still want to commit to it

[void bison]

that's my president

[carmine lance]

maybe if I end up in a gay relationship

[long oasis]

the evil socialists will never win

[twin wagon]

I forgor was a while back

[acoustic dune]

the gay relationship chose me

[long oasis]

you have a girl

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-akakichi-no-eleven-everything-will-be-ok-my-brother-in-christ-we're-gonna-beat-you-gif-16692013677699419935

[sterile stone]

Wait do you remember Kevin

[carmine lance]

dawg I fucking wish someone would approach me in full sincerity

you know how easy that would make my life

[twin wagon]

Make up takes a while yo understand but it helps you appreciate the hours some people dedicate to it

[sterile stone]

Does anyone here remember Kevin?

[acoustic dune]

wtf are you babbling about i have a bf

[long oasis]

oh

[drowsy steppe]

I mean I can reduce it

[long oasis]

idk same thing is it not

[drowsy steppe]

yes

[long oasis]

you can cuddle both

[drowsy steppe]

3rd person talking weirdo

[acoustic dune]

either way

[carmine lance]

if anyone else is equally desparate hmu

[acoustic dune]

i won

[drowsy steppe]

didnt he said something racist while still doing the 3rd person bit

[sterile stone]

In the words of El P

[lunar fable]

I'm the straight friend

[long oasis]

ogryn rp?

[lunar fable]

[sterile stone]

Never trust a person that refers to themselves in 3rd person

That mf is a psycho

[lunar fable]

Who does that

[acoustic dune]

i got one by being drink at noon in the town

[carmine lance]

damn

[sterile stone]

Kevin

[near drum]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-man-tally-hall-joe-hawley-gif-11846213036455245791

[void bison]

khajiit racism

[long oasis]

whats this then knify

[lunar fable]

I remember there being a guy who typed in uppercase

[long oasis]

double timer

[exotic flower]

O_O

[carmine lance]

I just kinda hope that being sincere in my interests will carry me

[lunar fable]

As in all his words Were Like This

[carmine lance]

hello new person!

[acoustic dune]

dats me

[twin wagon]

A change in perspective

[exotic flower]

idk if it's a good time to appear

[sterile stone]

That's a consorted effort I can't be fucked with

[carmine lance]

it's always a good time in zealot chat

we're just never on topic

[sterile stone]

It's not, we're gonna taze you now.

[carmine lance]

[glad ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/dissapointed-jesus-gif-2719916579483636737

[near drum]

GRAAAAAH HORUS!!!!!!

[acoustic dune]

i have no shame

for i was desperate

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/only-war-reason-gaming-warhammer-gif-17304554

[void bison]

i am desparate but in an apathetic idrc anymore way

[long oasis]

if a gf doesnt have a bf then theyre no longer a gf

[acoustic dune]

i thought i was gonna die a wizard

[long oasis]

theyre just a g

[drowsy steppe]

ok heres the latest zealot chat regular character archetype

[twin wagon]

Where do I fit in there

[sterile stone]

You're with the gays

[long oasis]

orang

[twin wagon]

Oh wait notable furries

[acoustic dune]

wheres my percentage

of sometime postin the ferret good

[sterile stone]

Wait you're a furry?

[glad ermine]

If the zealots could see this, they wouldn't be very happy

[near drum]

powerful

[acoustic dune]

i forgor

[sterile stone]

I swear to god for the longest time I thought your pfp was scooby doo

[drowsy steppe]

do you wanna take the ferret poster mantle

[acoustic dune]

no

[drowsy steppe]

bandit is a martyr..

[ivory marlin]

Arent you like a robo furry or whatever they are called?

[void bison]

most pfps look like a blur of color

[acoustic dune]

i want the meth addiction guy

[ivory marlin]

Protogen?

[sterile stone]

I am in no way in the furry fandom.

[ivory marlin]

Oh

[near drum]

I want to be God's Strongest Schizophrenic on the chart!!!!

[sterile stone]

Like I appreciate furries sure.

[ivory marlin]

Thought you were

[deft badge]

What'd they even do

[long oasis]

mine is not a blur you can very clearly see the gigantic man tits

[sterile stone]

God no....

[obsidian prairie]

Overly combatative

[deft badge]

That sounds correct, from memory

[void bison]

I wouldn't say gigantic buddy

[obsidian prairie]

Got really pissy in fights

[near drum]

i thought you said combustive.

[drowsy steppe]

yeah

[long oasis]

theyre pretty big

[sterile stone]

Fuck yeah

[acoustic dune]

thats also right ig

[drowsy steppe]

like they cant disagree with someone respectfully

[lunar fable]

[twin wagon]

Im not a furry
I just work with them as clients and you learn waaaaay too much

[drowsy steppe]

always have to have the last word

[sterile stone]

To hell with yelling in arguments in the big 2026, I'm just gonna shove a grenade in your shirt and shove you away

[long oasis]

I bet youve seen some stuff

[acoustic dune]

knowing what ik

thats a lie

[drowsy steppe]

artists related?

future van goghs...

[lunar fable]

I have watched multiple people slowly convert to being a furry

[acoustic dune]

no thats my ramped alcholism

[near drum]

I should be on the chart as just God's Strongest Schizophrenic.

[sterile stone]

Several people are typing

[deft badge]

In the big 2026 I will tell people "okay" and ignore their thoughts more, I think that will be good.

[twin wagon]

Silence floof snorter

I know what you are

[drowsy steppe]

aah youre orange

[long oasis]

okay

[near drum]

nuh uh.

[acoustic dune]

I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE

[sterile stone]

That boy got the tism

[drowsy steppe]

leaving someone on read after an argument underrated

[sterile stone]

Boy what...

[near drum]

I will flay you.

[obsidian prairie]

In the big 2026 I will tell people ok and then start thinking about them really hard as to send a psychic attack, I think that will be good

[lunar fable]

[sterile stone]

You can't stop me

I'm a figment of your imagination

[twin wagon]

Frog is that you?

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-uh-i-can-explain-explain-i-can-explain-fish-gif-22777788

[long oasis]

thats what im doing rn are you receiving my negative thoughts

[near drum]

Ok then I'll kiss you, because you are in my mind.

[carmine lance]

real

[sterile stone]

Shave your beard first gamer.

[obsidian prairie]

No, I've properly warded my home against intrusions

[twin wagon]

Careful kissing in zealot chat is risky

[carmine lance]

https://tenor.com/view/weirdcat-funnycat-psychich-assault-gif-66649479801514757

[deft badge]

https://tenor.com/view/professor-x-xavier-x-men-telepathy-gif-12745110

[sterile stone]

Fuck arguing in 2026

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-2680884020478943185

[sterile stone]

I'm just brain rupturing a mf

[near drum]

me as a cat.

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explode-cat-meme-kitten-cat-explode-gif-13959925379531485808

[void bison]

2026 is when my cannibalism begins

[acoustic dune]

smh

[obsidian prairie]

Fuck brain rupture we rep assail in this household

[carmine lance]

so quick question

[acoustic dune]

it hasnt started yet?

[long oasis]

late as always

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-spinning-spinning-frog-frog-spin-funny-frog-cute-frog-gif-17287606141741413440

[lunar fable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1366747511905058826/caption-23.gif

[carmine lance]

do havoc modifiers get cycled out after x amount of time

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[sterile stone]

The argument ending sharp rocks

[twin wagon]

Yes

[carmine lance]

oh damn

[deft badge]

Eventually no rot armor

[carmine lance]

when is the next rotation

[near drum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/364967402393305090/1056760059436204093/bottom_1_1.gif?width=522&height=676

[long oasis]

no set schedule

I think

[carmine lance]

oh

[long oasis]

just whenever patch occurs

[lunar fable]

Rotten armor

[carmine lance]

hm

[acoustic dune]

cht

[twin wagon]

Who did you steal that from?

That's a Mordcord drown meme

[acoustic dune]

which one are you

[sterile stone]

It's insane the amount of people that have this gif in this server

[obsidian prairie]

You need a whole second or so and can't even threaten people with BB
I can just whip out the shards of hatred and throw them instantly

[near drum]

I don't know.

[drowsy steppe]

putting Incan specifically because he suffers with us

[glad ermine]

Nice argument, however, KF

[twin wagon]

[glad ermine]

[carmine lance]

I think

[twin wagon]

Who is Incan?

[acoustic dune]

can i have my own percentage?

[long oasis]

jimmy neutron brain blast

[sterile stone]

You added mini-hermano to the list

[lunar fable]

Bro got his own category

Damn

[carmine lance]

I'd like to wait until rot armor is out of the rotation

[acoustic dune]

like as the local craxk hed

[obsidian prairie]

Change it to "17th century merchant prince"

[near drum]

i miss my femboy admech bf.

[carmine lance]

because nobody knows how to deal with it

[sterile stone]

Fire staff?

[drowsy steppe]

I mean what do you like

[carmine lance]

i wish I could be a femboy for someone

[twin wagon]

Knify you fall in one of the first 5 categories

[long oasis]

kill them

[carmine lance]

nah

[long oasis]

kill them

[sterile stone]

[carmine lance]

everyone gets scared of crushers and dies

[acoustic dune]

eh

[lunar fable]

[long oasis]

he could kill them

[glad ermine]

You will serve the inquisition regardless of circumstances

[deft badge]

Theres been darktide revivalism amongst my friends which means I get to play like, not rot armor havocs and teach them the game

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-polarbear-bear-snow-gif-3489567

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/spike-gorilla-thinking-gif-11346319

[sterile stone]

If not friend

Why friend shaped

[carmine lance]

i mainly play auric maelstrom

[acoustic dune]

i forgor

[long oasis]

vicious hyper predator

[lunar fable]

[near drum]

https://tenor.com/view/same-as-it-ever-was-gif-27315816

[carmine lance]

I want to get the 100 havoc missions penance but I feel cheap doing it with missions under h20

[deft badge]

I like havoc tbh, I do not like rot armor crushers rn

[carmine lance]

same

[acoustic dune]

doing hvoc in itself stink

[long oasis]

ask ainz to taxi

[near drum]

me when hive ganger comes out.

[lunar fable]

I have not played havoc since december

[swift hearth]

what's worse a lot them are very quiet

they don't yap

[deft badge]

Crushers are surprisingly quiet tbh

[sterile stone]

I don't get the appeal of only doing havoc

But thena gain

I'm the same dude who fell asleep mid mission on a auric

[deft badge]

When you acclimatize to it auric is boring

[sterile stone]

So take what you will from that

[near drum]

how fucking tired were you?

like????

[sterile stone]

You ever get so bored you just

Fucking close your eyes

The only thing that woke me up was the sound of my toughness being broken

[long oasis]

I remember when maelstroms were the peak difficulty

[deft badge]

I remember when it was Damns

Damn HISTG

[long oasis]

damnation was never hard

[near drum]

no, I cannot fall asleep at my desk. I wish I had on more than one occasion, but nah.

[sterile stone]

High Shock was fun as shit