zealot-class

[full nebula]

People really do be thinking cannabis cures every illness

[hexed igloo]

Lex confirmed homophobic

[full nebula]

Really dumb

[sterile stone]

I'm still on the search for the elusive black femboy

I've not seen one yet

[deft badge]

Oh they exist

[hexed igloo]

Do you want a link

[olive raven]

False

[south prism]

just a chill spot that lets anyone in that isn't a nazi

[sterile stone]

No I'm fucking around

[olive raven]

I know 7

[ornate bone]

can anyone explain that?

[olive raven]

Which one you want

[formal umbra]

im making them all into trans women before you can get to them sorry

[sterile stone]

You've literally seen what I look like...

[hexed igloo]

Once again args backs out he's never getting a girl pregnant

[olive raven]

You can pick and choose their bigotry btw

[south prism]

they killed rewdy otherwise i'd sacrifice him to you

[olive raven]

Do you want the white supremacist black femboy

Or the black Israelite one

[sterile stone]

I feel like I remember this story

[solar gorge]

uncle ruckus in a skirt

[full nebula]

Weed is just a big dependency for a lot of people, lot of those people would most likely be doing harder drugs if they didn't have le epic maryjuwunna

[olive raven]

https://tenor.com/view/black-templar-sister-of-battle-warhammer-40k-dancing-space-marine-gif-16084334959388278613

[ornate bone]

why theres a weird timer

[sterile stone]

Same can be said about people who smoke cigs

[ornate bone]

instead of my penances and other things

[sterile stone]

Drink beer

[hexed igloo]

It's not a skirt it's the gangstalicious shorts for thugs bro

[ornate bone]

usually on the tab button

[sterile stone]

Are addicted to medication

It's all awful

[olive raven]

Lord I love drugs!!!!

Ppl should do more drugs

[full nebula]

Most addictions, these are just slightly less harmful that actual hard drugs

[olive raven]

They’d be happier

[ivory marlin]

Argus what

[sterile stone]

Brother...

BROTHER

[olive raven]

My dear friend Molly is a good person

[opaque island]

I already know im gonna be a ruffian hive scum

[hexed igloo]

I mean yeah I guess kinda

[sterile stone]

Texas has a whole ass organization dedicated to combat drunk drivers

[full nebula]

The problem is most people dont say alcohol and cigarettes are fine

[olive raven]

Yes they do

[hexed igloo]

Drunk drivers are fine it's the drunk crashers that are the problem

[full nebula]

Acid/lsd isn't the same as heroine or meth or some shit to me

[sterile stone]

Most people usualyl say "I don't have a problem"

[opaque island]

oh i know alchohol and weed is not good for me, i encourage others to not even start drinking or smoking them, but i still gonna do it

[olive raven]

A little wide pupil session never hurt

[sterile stone]

What I can't have lgbt+ friends?

[opaque island]

no

[sterile stone]

Damn

[olive raven]

Damn guess we ain’t friends Argus

[ivory marlin]

Sorry only gays can be friends with gays

[sterile stone]

Wait a damn second

[wraith halo]

It's like magnetism

We're repulsed by you

[full nebula]

People who are actual extreme alcoholics and people who have no problem smoking during pregnancy probably have no problem advocating for those things yes

[sterile stone]

Nvm I can't say it

[olive raven]

I’m still mad at you for calling me a raccoon Argus

[sterile stone]

I could call you Mort

[olive raven]

OH

SO YOU WANNA DIE

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-laughing-laugh-gif-13945267

[olive raven]

THATS HOW IT IS

NAME UR CITY ARGUS

[full nebula]

But average people im talking about, there's a line of thinking with a lot of average people that isn't not harmful, or isn't as harmful as it actually is

[olive raven]

IM RICH ENOUGH

[opaque island]

gholy shit thats me

[deft badge]

Dude when I used to be a social worker I saw people doing all sorts of shit pregnant

[olive raven]

LEMME PUNCH UR SHORT ASS

[sterile stone]

I'm near Dallas

[hexed igloo]

On god

[olive raven]

oh texas

Nevermind

[full nebula]

I know, but thats not the average person

[solar gorge]

i'm on tylenol

[deft badge]

You ever see a pregnant woman shoot up and you legit just gotta let it go? Shits fucked

[olive raven]

You already in hell

[wraith halo]

Argus wins he has prep time

[sterile stone]

Fuck you mean

Texas isn't even that bad

[hexed igloo]

Yesterday for breakfast I had 6 crumpets a monster and a few vape hits

[wraith halo]

No that's me, Arizona

[olive raven]

Argus

Girl

You shut down over like two inches of snow

I don’t wanna hear it

[sterile stone]

I'm slapping the dentures out your mouth

[full nebula]

People will advocate for meth just because it makes your dick hard, still not the average

[deft badge]

Id rather have my toenails removed with a butter knife than be forced to exist in texas

[olive raven]

Honey I could afford braces unlike you…

[opaque island]

what are you gonna gain by confronting them, they know its not good for the kid already, the only thing you're gonna get is an angry addict in your face

[sterile stone]

I actually had braces

[olive raven]

That’s actually not that painful

[olive raven]

Not good ones

[sterile stone]

The fuck are good ones?

My braces were like 6k

[hexed igloo]

Do people realize that generally having a partner you're attracted to also makes your dick hard

[deft badge]

Me? Nothing. I do care about that hypothetical child's future tho.

[wraith halo]

That's such a bougie thing to say "not good ones" lmfao

Your teeth were not aligned richly enough

[sterile stone]

Don't mind lele

[olive raven]

Not for 24 hours straight 😹

[sterile stone]

She smell like cat piss

[hexed igloo]

Like if I was gonna fuck a crackhead I think I'd need some help getting it up too

I'd need 2 viagra and a stick taped to it

[olive raven]

Yes

[opaque island]

well you are also probably not gonna change their mind, i mean you might be the one that gets through but id say their family or a close loved one would have a good chance unless they are forced into somewhere where they cannot access the drugs

[olive raven]

He ain’t able to get a decent orthodontist so his shit crooked

I need a coffee mi lawd

[deft badge]

I realize that but my job was to take care of people lmfao

[wraith halo]

I suppose he was lucky to get an orthodontist at all, unlike some people

[mystic ether]

Good braces are definitely a thing. I never needed em just of luck but them shits look like they hurt

[opaque island]

I know i know, im also a little doomer pilled

[sterile stone]

Since you got so much money

Be my sugar momma

Lemme get that ps5

[full nebula]

The problem is that drugs like meth make the simulation overload like crazy, it works for a while but eventually like anything it stops working how its supposed to

Stimulation*

[deft badge]

You don't have to want to help people. I fundamentally do like the concept of improving the lives of my fellow people tho irregardless of their own viewpoints on it.

[opaque island]

there's a reason its called chasing the dragon, its never called catching the dragon

[wraith halo]

I like that actually

[hexed igloo]

I mean you could say oding is catching the dragon

[mystic ether]

Only wanting a ps5 a great way to not be a regular for your matriarchal patron

"Only a ps5, hm."

[olive raven]

Drop ur PayPal

I’ll send you something

[wraith halo]

That's more like riding it into the sunset

[mystic ether]

Pffr

[sterile stone]

I don't use that shit no more

[mystic ether]

Nuts lmao

[south prism]

me after i drink chocolate milk

[sterile stone]

Ever since someone tried to hack my shit

[olive raven]

Drop cashapp or something

Dumbass

[full nebula]

Exactly, its why drugs are better used with moderation because the effect you want is much stronger, or at least closer

[opaque island]

how methed up are you gonna make your hive scum?

[full nebula]

Only smoke meth on weekends basically

[sterile stone]

I'm a simple creature

[full nebula]

Good died

Diet*

[opaque island]

how many drug addict joke names do you think we gonna get?

[olive raven]

Oh this hoe don’t even want free money

[deft badge]

Argus boutta get a sugar mom

[mystic ether]

It's the internet so that's just going to be the most common.

Fent jokes, crackhead jokes, etc.

[olive raven]

Sugar trans

[mystic ether]

5 cranberry sprites in

[deft badge]

My bad, I read she her so I went with it

[olive raven]

WHY YOU CHANGE IT TONGS

😭😭😭😭😭

WTF

[olive raven]

damn tongs ur brutal

13th reason

[sterile stone]

@olive raven Aye why ain't you get arc raiders

[olive raven]

Right after market

[deft badge]

Lmfao

[olive raven]

I don’t like extraction shooters

PvP ones

[mystic ether]

Sugar mommas often like ambition. You can think bigger than a ps5.

[olive raven]

No no

I like em bitch made

[mystic ether]

Do NOT say two ps5s

[deft badge]

Tbh I thought you were correcting me and I didn't want to dead gender you or whatever. I'm still not entirely sure what I can say where with it, yk?

[mystic ether]

Istg

[olive raven]

I’m a woman

Mi lawd

😭

[olive raven]

Ngl

[sterile stone]

So a brother can't live a lil

[olive raven]

I’m hiding the fact I used to sugar some ppl

[deft badge]

Ps5 AND a steam machine

[olive raven]

Well now I aint

[wraith halo]

Why are you confusing the poor cis lex

[olive raven]

But

[wraith halo]

Cmon

[south prism]

you can sugar me it's cool

i won't say anything

[olive raven]

Wdym I’m cis

[wraith halo]

So true breastie

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/stella-how-stella-got-her-groove-back-angela-bassett-um-umm-gif-18975321

[wraith halo]

Args is a himbo confirmed

2 ps5s it is

[deft badge]

Tbh I think im too proud to get a sugar anything

[sterile stone]

It's the words

I can get anybody into a long conversation if I'm interested.

But like

You ever try holding a conversation with a dry texter?

[wraith halo]

It's just not what I want tbh

[misty nova]

https://youtube.com/shorts/-xl2s5GnzXc?si=eWNh2AaFefTwVd9X

[deft badge]

I refuse to accept help from people(personal issue) even if it's transactional tbh.

[wraith halo]

My entire life has been living off of and for others I'd rather live for myself and the people I want to live for

[olive raven]

You missing out

I got 1k once just to text

😹

[full nebula]

People complaining about too much similarity with hive scum, meanwhile Abitrator with better Disrupt Destiny

[olive raven]

20$ to insult someone was amazing

[deft badge]

I believe that tbh, ik a girl who made bank just selling feet pics

[olive raven]

Getting paid to call someone a fat piggie was awesome

[olive raven]

Tbh

It’s profitable

[deft badge]

I think i could do like

Voice overs ig

[south prism]

that was you?? 😔

[mystic ether]

More power to you. No shade to nobody but I'm not fucking with someone just because they got a wallet thicker than mine on most days. Too volatile of a dynamic for me.

For those that like that life and aren't dealing with the scumbags in those circles hey go nuts get your money.

[wraith halo]

I'm not built for that kind of stuff

Like literally I don't have the looks

[olive raven]

It’s not an actual relationship is the key

It’s a transaction

You fake affection and get paid

[mystic ether]

Oh yeah, a transactional relationship for sure. I understand the services being rendered, I'll just say that.

[hexed igloo]

If she wit u when u broke she gon stay

[mystic ether]

They know what it is

[deft badge]

Yeah but repeat clientele in any uhh, industry tend to form some sort of relationship

Ime anyway

[olive raven]

Yes they pay more

😼

[mystic ether]

There's plenty of people, especially older dudes that'll just drop the funds on a "date" and want nothing else but eye candy and a conversation. Lol

[olive raven]

Ik

500$ to do that once

Just have dinner

[mystic ether]

Yup

[olive raven]

Sorta nuts

[misty nova]

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[olive raven]

Steak and get paid to eat it

😹

[mystic ether]

I can't even get mad. I just always advise caution in those dynamics is all. But when there's nobody's safety and autonomy being messed with it's like

[hexed igloo]

Times like this make me go damn wish I was a girl because fuckin easy money guh

[wraith halo]

It's really not easy money

Especially that kind of work

Where you go out with ppl

[mystic ether]

Eh, it's not as free as you might think. You gotta be careful fr.

[deft badge]

It is simply difficult in a different way

[hexed igloo]

Yeah ik allat

[mystic ether]

There's safe enough people, then there's the rest.

[deft badge]

Tbh tho id sell feet pics before like, working in the mines lmfao

[mystic ether]

Some people really get it in their head that bought time = a bought person.

[wraith halo]

Also in places where it's illegal or regulated there are constant stings by police

[mystic ether]

Those the most dangerous ones every time.

[sterile stone]

I’d probably make a killing off this if I leaned into niche markets and my morals were a bit worse

[south prism]

never too late

[sterile stone]

I’m nearing 30 and still look like a teenager

I don’t wanna attract that crowd of people

[south prism]

play more zealot and your morals will slowly disappear

[hexed igloo]

You think

[mystic ether]

Most of them not really thinking abiut kids.

The ones that do aren't often going to make it obvious unless you really know how you may look to other more seasoned adults.

Usually it's just some middle aged to order person just trying to catch an old vibe

[deft badge]

Tbh its defo the ungodly amount of true crime i watch but id be more worried about being murdered as a vulnerable demographic

[mystic ether]

Always check your options and know who you're dealing with even if they don't tell you. Don't let folks see your back without knowing you got heat on you if you get what I mean.

[median steeple]

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[mystic ether]

You get flown out, you look into where, into who, etc.

[deft badge]

Mfs still fly out to Dubai knowing what we know lmfao

[sterile stone]

A fair few people here seen what I look like

[mystic ether]

Don't assume anyone being gentle with you now will be as warm with you later.

Beware those who struggle with "no", etc.

[deft badge]

Ik what you look like

[wraith halo]

My hair is too long and I gotta trim my beard rn

[sterile stone]

[hexed igloo]

They tryna make you feel better abt yourself vro you look like uncle ruckus I know it

[wraith halo]

I don't think any of you have seen me but that's not surprising given I'm kinda new here still

[sterile stone]

Native American genes can't even allow me to grow one

[deft badge]

I remember you posting your face in here forever ago

[sterile stone]

Best I can do is peach fuzz

[wraith halo]

Fuckin tragic

Not everyone needs a beard

[median steeple]

you're better off trust me them genes make it look gross if your body allows you to grow any amount above fuzz

[sterile stone]

I'm hearted broken

[hexed igloo]

I get nothing but a goatee and sideburns lmao Chinese genes got me good

[tawny crag]

Skill Issue

[deft badge]

Actually yk what, now that I think about it, I've never seen a full blooded native american with a beard

[median steeple]

i have just enough white in me to grow facial hair but the native/Inuit in me destroy it

[mystic ether]

Fwiw I try to intentionally limit my awareness of other people unless I'm friendly with them or they're worth sideyeing.

[sterile stone]

I dead ass had people thinking I shaved my arms and legs because I have almost no hair on them

[wraith halo]

Fair enough. No real reason to other than that

[tawny crag]

Yeah?

[wraith halo]

Like if we're not gonna be familiar w one another

[hexed igloo]

I don't show my face where anyone with a furry pfp can see

[wraith halo]

Dw we only steal people's art not their identities

[brave cypress]

there's a line with the judge zealot where he says something along the lines of "who wants to share what they are thankful for from the god emperor" or something which is pretty funny considering thanks giving is coming up soon lol

[mystic ether]

Passive courtesy that also benefits how I handle myself online to a degree. I don't really fuck with strangers I can't see knowing enough about me in certain ways. Too many possibilities and more than enough not okay experiences. No thanks. :V

[hexed igloo]

Good luck stealing my identity I don't have an ssn

[wraith halo]

I'm sorry you had to go thru shit like that

D:

[sterile stone]

Would be nice if we got a lil space turkey in the rations this year

[mystic ether]

Shit happens. Same as on the street. Not a good idea to just let any ol person in just cause they being friendly for now yk?

Some people only show you what they really about the moment they know you're comfortable.

[hexed igloo]

I have little to no hair on my arms people accused me of that too, I had no leg hair but then I finished puberty

[solar gorge]

treasure ur beard if u have one

[distant lagoon]

absolute peak martyr gameplay

[wraith halo]

Yeah... I know what you mean.

[solar gorge]

not everyone has the luxury of choice

gur

[distant lagoon]

With corruption passive heal don't ever even need to touch healing stations

[wraith halo]

I'm pretty thankful for mine

And my mustache

[formal umbra]

There's something really really funny about releasing a trailer for a class that uses a crowbar today lol

[solar gorge]

i can only do the three musketeers facial hair

but i look p sexy with that on so it's fine

would like to grow a wild beard but hairless genes

[wraith halo]

Holy fuck true

[distant lagoon]

? why

[wraith halo]

This is why they delayed

[mystic ether]

I actually want to go train but I gotta stay home and alert.

Frugf

[wraith halo]

Whyyy?

[heady rapids]

LMAO

TRUE

HALF LIFE IS IN 2H

[mystic ether]

Needed for repairman entry

[wraith halo]

Guhhhhh

[hexed igloo]

Fuck that I shave that shit clean off if I could afford laser I'd get that

[mystic ether]

Only person left atm that can open the door that leads to the domicile.

[solar gorge]

there's still time of HLX

[wraith halo]

My partner

[hexed igloo]

I got enough of a jawline to not need the beard

[solar gorge]

i'm more angry that i don't get to choose

[wraith halo]

My partner and I are so quirky like that because they want no hair but their head hair and I'm just a bear

[mystic ether]

Dudes that got that styled sheen on the stache.

Hm. Heehee...

[wraith halo]

👋

[hexed igloo]

If I had the option I'd laser everything below my eyebrows

[formal umbra]

hive scum

[mystic ether]

Is it like a oil or something after trimming?

[hexed igloo]

I already shave everything but my legs so like

[mystic ether]

Hair lotion or something?

[wraith halo]

Yes, as well as just generally keeping it clean, the biggest thing is having healthy skin with facial hair

[solar gorge]

i don't even have to that's how bad it is

[mystic ether]

That black tee is wild 😭

[sterile stone]

The fucking tat that just says sex

[formal umbra]

It's so funny dude

[sterile stone]

Sending me

[mystic ether]

Mhm yeah. Sometimes people can underestimate how much routine self-care can carry aesthetics

[wraith halo]

Indeed. My big thing is that my beard hair is extremely extremely curly

So I have to keep it shorter or else I just look like a hermit on a mountain

A Cuban one

[mystic ether]

If you not hydrated enough, don't be confused if you look puffy or sunken. Gotta slurp that h2o for the flesh mech maintenance.

Yk?

[wraith halo]

Yep

Every day

All day

[mystic ether]

Getting those perfect trims looks hard as fuck to do.

[hexed igloo]

I have some pretty gnarly acne scars across my whole face, which is partly why I chose to get a straight razor over a normal one so it's gradually smoothing out my face

[mystic ether]

Like just making sure you don't make one side lopsided

[wraith halo]

My mustache on the other hand needs little tending to, it grows naturally across my philtrum without falling over my lips

[mystic ether]

Or too faded down.

[wraith halo]

It's a really nice handlebar stache that I'm never ever shaving

[distant lagoon]

i have not seen or heard of a single person who would be dehydrated these days

[mystic ether]

Mhm. Hey whatever you gotta do to take care of yourself fuck it.

I'm sitting on some wax recipes because I want to be a little more conscious about blades touching anywhere on my face.

[solar gorge]

plenty of ppl who still only drink shit like soda

[sterile stone]

@mystic ether https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2htK7h8nfQ0

[solar gorge]

like asmongold

[hexed igloo]

Blades on ur face is good long as ur careful

[sterile stone]

This

Unironically this

[hexed igloo]

Straight razor in particular is also exfoliating pretty good while you shave

[sterile stone]

I've met hundreds of people over the years who will say shit like

[formal umbra]

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[mystic ether]

Oh yeah I mean for like.the straight razors. I wanna get really good with those for myself and others. The places I want to style with them are uh...

[carmine falcon]

they went overboard with this shit lmao

[mystic ether]

Sensitive to sharpness lol

[sterile stone]

"I drink maybe 2 bottles of water a week"

[hexed igloo]

Yeah don't be using it on that

[sterile stone]

And the rest of their diet is just soda and juice

[solar gorge]

can't even appreciate soda after going sugarfree for a few years

[mystic ether]

Brows is fine when I'm in the mood or like tightening a line up

[solar gorge]

shit's just too much

[mystic ether]

Everything else is like idk

[hexed igloo]

I drink a bunch of energy drinks and not much water lmao

[mystic ether]

Some safety razor or electric that's safe on the nether for the styling.

[distant lagoon]

may be in us

but that is land of goblins

so does not count

[sterile stone]

Your liver must fucking hate you

[solar gorge]

whatch out ur gonna pee a stone one day

[hexed igloo]

I'll usually take in about 1l of water a day in the form of mixed juice sachet though

[formal umbra]

I drink soda a lot but I also drink a lot more water, I take my hydration very seriously

[hexed igloo]

The water at work tastes like copper pipes

[sterile stone]

I unironically started drinking water more often after my mom's friend's son went by his dad for a week during summer and drank only gatorade

Kid called his mom

[mystic ether]

Sounds like copper runoff

[sterile stone]

And she found out the kid had been pissing blood

[solar gorge]

i think i drink at least 1.5 to 2 liters a day

[mystic ether]

Or maybe just filters needing to get cleaned.

[distant lagoon]

use filter you savages

[carmine falcon]

assault is the melee specialist
vanguard 1 shabadoinks entire packs with minimal setup and makes GP seems weak
what did they mean by this

[solar gorge]

couldn't run without drinking like crazy

[hexed igloo]

That mf weak as shit what the hell

[wraith halo]

I'm so jealous of my partner because they drink nothing but Dr pepper and eat nothing but cereal all day and they still look Amazonian

Genetics are fuckin shitty I want a reroll

[mystic ether]

...b-bruh?

[sterile stone]

I just wanna see the dive kick dmg with a auspecs scan

[hexed igloo]

I legitimately went for 6 months drinking only soda and energy drinks and was fine

[carmine falcon]

people already tested that and it 1 shots neuros

goofy levels of dmg

[heady rapids]

what if

the new attacks for assault are good

[mystic ether]

Oh yeah this guy

[heady rapids]

and you're wrong

[hexed igloo]

How does one have kidneys so pathertic

[hard nexus]

yet another instance of sm2 being dogshit

[solar gorge]

one of my cousin only drank coke and he got ball cancker

[hexed igloo]

Iain buying that and work sure as hell ain't paying for it

[hexed igloo]

Picture a white guy with glasses, thats me basically

[carmine falcon]

it seems cool but assault needs way more
half of the tree needs changing
the dodge aspect of the jumppack is still a half baked mess

[distant lagoon]

euuuuw girl

[mystic ether]

Idk how water fountains work

[hard nexus]

oh ive seen like 400000 of you then

[heady rapids]

it is but im interested in what's gonna become of that

on live

[hexed igloo]

Yeah pretty much

[carmine falcon]

eh vangaurd needed some love but its just goofy to go from "ok dmg" to "ok so i just 1 shotted 10 majoris with 1 ult"

[south prism]

they reproduce like rabbits

[mystic ether]

But if you're drinking from tap and it's a little more minerally from taste it's time to clean or swap the filter.

[heady rapids]

infinite cleave.............. reminds me of something

[hard nexus]

they gave assault new attacks ?

[hexed igloo]

I haven't met a single person here that uses filters

[carmine falcon]

they're working on an attack followup after u do the jumpack dodge

[hard nexus]

oh

[south prism]

get a brita

they're soo cheap

[mystic ether]

Sometimes they aren't really necessary. Deoends ig

[hard nexus]

cool but is a single new attack going to be enough

[heady rapids]

i think every class should get gimmick shit like bulwark's shield dash

[mystic ether]

Sink filters are often really easy to clean and fix.

[hard nexus]

considering its locked behind a very slow ability,,

[carmine falcon]

ya know the dodge NO ONE USES unless you';re running a wings of flame gunstrike build and if you're running that build i have a question
are u really suicidial? do u need help? should i be concerned?

[mystic ether]

Usually cheaper too

[hexed igloo]

What's the point in getting a brita if you arent gonna piss in it

[hard nexus]

yah

[solar gorge]

drink bottles so u can max out ur microplastics

[heady rapids]

trust man they're gonna fix assault soon.........

[hard nexus]

oh wait jumppack DODGE!??!?!?!

useless!

[heady rapids]

right after vanguard

[hard nexus]

i thought u meant groundpound lmfoa

[hexed igloo]

I melt down old credit cards and mainline em

[carmine falcon]

yeah like when u just press q instead of holding it

[hard nexus]

i eat the plastic food they give to kids

macrodosing

[wraith halo]

Please never type again 🔥

[hexed igloo]

I will continue to be a hindrance

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-perfect-cell-punching-gif-1489960437663783265

[carmine falcon]

funny enough assault is not weak at all i constantly top frag on it
its just a confused class

[heady rapids]

well

maybe

[carmine falcon]

half of the tree needs to be replaced

[solar gorge]

i think i go thru 2 packs in a week

[mystic ether]

^ me after 50 years of microplastic augmentation

[heady rapids]

maybe..

vanguard did struggle a bit pure damage wise tho

imo

[solar gorge]

so i'm up there on the plastic cyborg scale

[carmine falcon]

it did but this is just idk

too much?

considering how easy it is to set up

[heady rapids]

we'll see if it makes it to live

well you know

[mystic ether]

https://youtu.be/3n7eNFj_9Vk?si=Vg6t4AWQM84FilfX

[heady rapids]

when shield rush dropped it used to stunlcok bosses

got patched in 2 weeks

[carmine falcon]

they never change anything from pts for better or worse
ill donate my kidney to poor people if they actually change anything

[violet hornet]

Cut out the middle man and just hook a 3d printer to an IV

[sterile stone]

You ain't gonna be topping charts if I choose bulwark with power fist I tell you hwat

[heady rapids]

brother it's the second pts

like ever

[solar gorge]

now i'm reminded we didn't get admech

life is bleak

[carmine falcon]

a bulwark is never outdmging a good assault

[heady rapids]

you cant make that kind of conclusion off 2 pts

[hexed igloo]

Shit I'm a fake plasticmaxxer fuck my chud life

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shot-pumpkin-revolver-44magnum-gif-9991224

[hard nexus]

deja vu,,

[carmine falcon]

simple
assault has ground pound

[solar gorge]

don't post that

[mystic ether]

Lel. I'm waiting to taste the plate but if they do eventually drop an engineer I'm in either way.

Also just really like that monologue.

[wraith halo]

Mix micro plastics into your bowl when you smoke

[heady rapids]

@carmine falcon and shit is bound to change considering there literally were unfinished attacks for assault

[wraith halo]

Get high off the plastic.

Ferment the plastic into alcohol

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggly-cat-wiggle-shaker-thug-gif-25915252

[wraith halo]

Get drunk off the plastic

[carmine falcon]

i just want to play the new block axe

cause mama mia

the footage ive seen is crazy

[heady rapids]

me too

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/plastic-man-dc-injustice-animated-series-batman-gif-10753916414520455127

[carmine falcon]

power rake is insane horde clear and elite deletion with 2 charges and unlike every single block weapon the block axe isnt slow asf

[heady rapids]

im hopeful for more assault changes

[mystic ether]

We have to eat more microplastics

We have to

[heady rapids]

cause i'll be prestiging him next i think

or not

[solar gorge]

i'll get dinosaur powers eventually

[heady rapids]

wcyd

[mystic ether]

I'm still waiting on these covid vaccines to awaken the x-gene in me. This is some glorpshit

When I had chills I wasn't too worried. That's the cryokinesis building up.

No ice powers tho

What the fuck man

How many boosters do I need?

[wraith halo]

I wish the world was as interesting as right wingers make it out to be

[formal umbra]

You need to be GIGAVAXXED like me sorry

I can move things with my mind now

[solar gorge]

i'm GIGAHOPED

[formal umbra]

Oh my faucci

[formal umbra]

Real

[heady rapids]

isnt it dropping in like an hour or so

[solar gorge]

yes

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1440420723175719183/sgreed00_2025-11-18-21-57-05_1763492225793.mp4?ex=691e17d6&is=691cc656&hm=25c9570ab8f11d5e11f4c46db19f2690bb3a685f8142ec9928a7cd3fcaf8e4c2&

[carmine falcon]

i just want the following changes
jp dodge uses a lot less charge, the followup attack is either good dmg or good stun, melee attack speed perks exclusive to assault, lemme swing these weapons faster than everyone else
bonus: give bro a smg or someshit type primary, there's no reason why the class cant use a primary at this point

[solar gorge]

we're still on track

[heady rapids]

its in an hour

[solar gorge]

the agenda

[heady rapids]

fuck

it is real

[solar gorge]

must be upheld

[tranquil bone]

When the store comes back from maintenance it's gonna be there guys

[solar gorge]

all according to plan

[formal umbra]

hlx is real btw and if not tomorrow then this year

[solar gorge]

oh yeah

18th's just a meme but everything else is true

[formal umbra]

To pretend it isn't real is cope

[wraith halo]

Darktide is in on it, they delayed the trailer so they could give ganger a crowbar

[formal umbra]

TRUTH NUKE

[heady rapids]

well yk how they gave unique interactions to sniper if you spam ult

means they can do that too

make it take half charge or something

saber..............

i beg you.........

HALF LIFE 3

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/17749738514022882741/8F00986BDD7CCE1D9AF66E655D9A15C8E24D09CD/

500 dollars if u can see the pyro's back

[heady rapids]

dude imma be real

last time when i saw your clip and heard the deltarune ost

i had a thought

[solar gorge]

(during the stab)

[heady rapids]

oh lambda is a deltarune fan? and then it hit me

[grave lake]

just rolled this beautiful thing from melk

[solar gorge]

yeah no shit

[heady rapids]

im such a fucking dumbass

[solar gorge]

ba

[formal umbra]

I knew naming my kunai black knife was a good idea

[wraith halo]

What is that wurgy splurgy black knife

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/blolcks-hoodcate-cockthree-dwort-mirako-gif-22215603

[sterile stone]

I don't think we'd be ready for aliens to visit us

[wraith halo]

Playing in the background

[formal umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/the-roaring-knight-deltarune-dancing-gangnam-style-roaring-knight-gif-3755995978636297230

[sterile stone]

I feel like that shit would end like how the war between the Taurians and Humans went

[wraith halo]

How did that end again

[sterile stone]

I believe humanity nearly got fucked

[wraith halo]

Always bet on spamton.

[carmine falcon]

make it consume quarter charge

this way i can be MOBILE

[sterile stone]

But the galactic committee was like

ayo

Chill

[heady rapids]

make it do SOMETHING

[formal umbra]

ALWAYS bet on spamton

[solar gorge]

i have so many remixes in the playlist hold on a sec

[heady rapids]

and it makes perfect sense like you're not using the whole charge to do a short hop

[wraith halo]

When will we see the long awaited romance of tenna and spamton

[formal umbra]

I don't need a TV anymore. Spamton is here!

[heady rapids]

while also using it to levitate and do a fucking pounce

[wraith halo]

[heady rapids]

IT MAKES SENSE SABER JUST DO IT

[formal umbra]

And he I adore!

[trail walrus]

3 stamina is easy tbh, 21% hp or 17% toughness is hard af though

[carmine falcon]

you know what
they gave bulwark a fkn shield goku bash type shiii
rework the goofy short hop to fotf

[heady rapids]

do yall see

they made a hive ganger channel

[formal umbra]

It happened off screen you will take your doomed yaoi and you will like it

[wraith halo]

No?

[carmine falcon]

where

[trail walrus]

They havent

[wraith halo]

NOOOOOOO PLEASE

[heady rapids]

like on top of the channels

it shows you there's a new one

yk the onboarding shit

but it's private......

[formal umbra]

I need to get them to reconcile somehow man

Legit kinda sad that spamton is so fucked up looking now that Tenna straight up didn't recognize him

But the scene is SO FUNNY so

[gaunt roost]

2 weeks until new class

[solar gorge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhHorfoXFjw

[stray summit]

https://tenor.com/view/susie-kris-ralsei-deltarune-susie-deltarune-gif-13246831916106469526

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-explosion-floombo-gif-6280498000577620919

half life 3 in an hour

FUCK

[wraith halo]

It's my fav slapstick moment in the game other than chapter 3's "please don't start a battle" bit

With rouxls

[formal umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-kris-avatar-player-soul-gif-227291204203953429

[formal umbra]

That shit was so funny

[median steeple]

The splat sound effect is the best running joke in the game

[void bison]

I wish dispatch had more episodes

[formal umbra]

found this on Tumblr recently and it's living rent free in my head

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/kris-ralsei-chapter-4-deltarune-splat-gif-4070043648065051698

[heady rapids]

you can read the comics

[void bison]

read?

how?

[heady rapids]

im not falling for this................

[carmine lance]

I like to read

[solar gorge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEeSL3pwZNU&list=PLV08niNIURrNhF6FefB6mATivNlRvgGuI&index=87

[void bison]

do I look like Henry of skallitz or whatever

all learned

[solar gorge]

i think i should shave my gaminge playlist a little

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-smarter-happen-how-did-this-happen-were-smarter-than-this-gif-15395941

[solar gorge]

maybe 256 is kinda bloated

[heady rapids]

i only have 1 playlist

[formal umbra]

Classic one

[heady rapids]

and everything i got is in there

it's hell

[solar gorge]

i love keygen church but i think that 18 minutes song is hogging a lot of listening time

oops

[void bison]

I barely listen to music

[heady rapids]

i like music

[void bison]

bold take

[heady rapids]

surely

[solar gorge]

can't focus without music

[void bison]

Just dont dance foot loose and kick off your sunday shoes

[solar gorge]

any song i find good will do

[void bison]

dancing is BANNED in this town.

[formal umbra]

I love music :)

[void bison]

when I see UMA I think of Uma from Witcher 3

[formal umbra]

https://youtu.be/GJ_fOmXY3Lo maintaining the gaster agenda is our top priority

[formal umbra]

I like funny horse girl

[void bison]

funny horse girl game ?

[formal umbra]

Yeah and anime

[heady rapids]

ik a guy who looks like uma

[void bison]

do the girls ride horses or do they race like theyre horses

[void bison]

does he show up in your mirror

[formal umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-gold-ship-goldship-uma-musume-gif-152341959483515608

[heady rapids]

i wish

https://tenor.com/view/twin-peaks-gif-9584460

kinda looks like this

[void bison]

id ask you out and buy you dinner if you looked like Uma

chuck e cheese pizza

on me.

[heady rapids]

mmmmmm

[wraith halo]

The witcher 3 mentioned

[wraith halo]

This tweet scares me

[median steeple]

are you the homunculus

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/homunculus-homunculus-book-la-creatura-gif-16817699022702065964

[wraith halo]

LMFAO

Yes

idk it just has a threatening aura or whatever

[heady rapids]

it has tar vibes

yk the dipping your son in tar

[wraith halo]

No but I get the point

Lmfao

[heady rapids]

fr?

sec

[ornate bone]

can someone show me their shroudified build?

[violet hornet]

Damn buy a guy dinner first

[heady rapids]

lmaooooooo

[formal umbra]

Goddamnit lambda now you got me excited for 3pm

It's gonna be nothing but I can't help but be excited

[heady rapids]

it's happening

[void bison]

half life 3 is going to release but only when I text Gabe and tell him its ok

[void bison]

are there more episodes of it coming

I saw they wanted a season 2

I think it got weaker near the end

[misty nova]

Finally got darktide on my tl

And it's slurs

[sterile stone]

Ayeeeee

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[sterile stone]

You found my posts

[misty nova]

I think I'll clean my tl of those

Come to think of it

This discord is my main interaction with the community huh

[heady rapids]

i think

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/community-gif-23728528

The oblivion truly is bliss

[heady rapids]

even this chat wasnt safe from the hive scum release

tbh

[wraith halo]

We got into it for a bit

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-time-skip-time-phantom-cigar-gif-6933960479127071462

fuck

That's nuts lmao

[wraith halo]

Is he vaping

[frosty herald]

megabonk has been taken out of the nomination for best debut indie

[wraith halo]

That is not a real cigar lmao

How did I never notice that

[frosty herald]

since dani came out and said that he made it

[formal umbra]

Yes

[mystic ether]

I think it's a cigarillo

The little filter tip

[wraith halo]

What did kojima mean by this

[misty nova]

Yeah just saw it

[wraith halo]

It's made of metal tho

[misty nova]

Mega bonk on my backlog fr fr

[mystic ether]

You got tips like that made out of wood, plastic, etx.

[heady rapids]

what about the other indies funded by big companies

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[mystic ether]

Actually what the fuck is snake smoking lmao

[formal umbra]

Its an imitation and not the real thing, but serves the same purpose, just like venom snake. That's what he meant by this

[heady rapids]

its a e cigar

[mystic ether]

Wait wait wait wait

[heady rapids]

has herbs in it i think

[mystic ether]

It's actually metal I didn't realize

[heady rapids]

youy upgrade it with herbs to skip time

[mystic ether]

Ah

[wraith halo]

Yea he's got a fuckin rig lmfao

[mystic ether]

I got one of those

But it's not actually fancy

[wraith halo]

Is it practical

Do it work

[mystic ether]

Just a fake cig for packed hits yeah

[wraith halo]

These are the important questions

[misty nova]

Can't believe metal gear predicted vapes

[mystic ether]

Pretty good against more snoopy pigs

Wouldn't recommend using them without cleaning them out though

[wraith halo]

Do you get a lot of those...

[mystic ether]

Pigs are damn near everywhere around my way. They even have cars made to look more like civilian vehicles until you notice the letters/know what else to look for

[ornate bone]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9a868617-d732-42bb-835a-c88df2c5da82/zealot-endless-shroudfield

is this legit?

[wraith halo]

My dad calls them heavy rollers

[ornate bone]

also why arent all the nodes connected?

[wraith halo]

Undercover cars

That's so gross

They were everywhere in Tucson

[heady rapids]

i was playing pokemon go once and got stopped

they thought i was picking up a package

lmao

it was late tho

[mystic ether]

Sounds like they were already looking for people doing drops/making shit up in order to guess because their investigation is dogshit

[mystic ether]

Worse around this way on the end of the general population that don't even see why that's dangerous.

They actually encourage it.

[wraith halo]

Lemme guess, one of the coasts

[plush estuary]

outdate, and also has a lot of useless takes (block eff, ruthless backstab, lacerate without rending, showstopper) I would not follow this person's builds

[ornate bone]

what would be good substitute?

[plush estuary]

for what?

waepon, curio, talents?

[ornate bone]

the skilltree

[mystic ether]

Me no tell. But policing in general is just deeply suspect anyway anywhere in the world.

And the pigs here literally have nothing to fo except stalk people that "don't look like they belong here". Nearly a dozen pigs for one dude who very clearly was having some kind of a meltdown but not even being violent.

[wraith halo]

Bored cops man

[mystic ether]

The law technically allows them to leave their jurisdiction despite the geography technically not being compatible. Plus, more cameras linked to the pigs are everywhere except the more affluent neighborhood.

[wraith halo]

Anytime anyone gets pulled over in my sorta small town

3 squad cars

Instantly

It's so funny

I watched it once

[plush estuary]

I use this, but you can experiement and switch alot of talents to see if they fit you better

for example

[olive raven]

trump isnt pardoning the turkeys cuz they gobble better than him

[plush estuary]

Desperation doesnt give value unless you are using weapons that use push attack, ie knife tactical axe

[wraith halo]

How would this work with martyrdom or even blazing piety?

[plush estuary]

or good balance isnt going to do anything if you arent able to get a dodge

[plush estuary]

yeah

zealot tree is very flexable now

[wraith halo]

Also how good is crusher with stealth vs with like charge or book

[mystic ether]

Can't say. Forgot.

[plush estuary]

never used crusher with stealth

nor have I ever used book

[olive raven]

magnificent load in screen

[plush estuary]

ass

[olive raven]

you... what

[plush estuary]

crusher with stealth

sorry

wording

[olive raven]

i was abt to say

[mystic ether]

I could see it working nowadays but idk

[plush estuary]

this is my default go to skill tree framework

[mystic ether]

Haven't bothered to try

[plush estuary]

then depeening on what weapon or keystone I want, I add the rest

[wraith halo]

Useful thank ya

[void bison]

dang people hate the new class

[plush estuary]

from

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16W_MhzUGXv9WRVjXjowIyqlktqrJ8U5wxVlgX3X5TU8/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0)

[void bison]

very unhappy sorts indeed

[obsidian prairie]

General is a collessium right now it's so fun to watch

[wraith halo]

Oh you made this

[obsidian prairie]

Its been one all day

1 minute slowmode and its still fast

[plush estuary]

yes

[wraith halo]

Life when you learn to stop being so upset about everything

[heady rapids]

@carmine falcon HVAE YOU BEEN AT IT SINCE THEY DROPPED THE TRAILER LMAO

I JUST CHECKED

[plush estuary]

I have been there too

I keep talking about beastmen

[heady rapids]

idk im not entertained that much by them

lowk

[void bison]

life when you learn to feel inconsolable rage towards every inconvenience and every fucking person or thing and every creature and when you fucking HATE everything

[mystic ether]

Is it just gen chat melting down?

[heady rapids]

it happens wayyyyyy too often

[wraith halo]

Bait

[heady rapids]

to be funny

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-running-playing-having-fun-gif-26860048

[mystic ether]

Ah I see

[plush estuary]

@heady rapids

[mystic ether]

Pft

[heady rapids]

BASED

LMAO

[south prism]

me arguing with ganger haters (i don't even play darktide)

[carmine falcon]

its making my work shift so much more fun

u have no idea

i have to train two monkies

and this is makin gme not wanna shoot myself

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/amen-gif-23345354

Vs

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-always-sunny-gif-26054360

[south prism]

[full nebula]

Posts photo of sewage

[mystic ether]

"Okay Charlie. Not only is Pepe Silva real but all of these people are real and don't have their mail. oh my god dude we're so fucking fired."

[drifting wolf]

yeah

[south prism]

the average english meal

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/lucas-re7-residentevil7-ahshsjsjjsjsbshs-gif-8443921

[south prism]

i took this test and i feel gross

[void bison]

would probably make a stronger stim than whatever hive scum comes with

[mystic ether]

"GODDAMIT IT, CHARLIE! YOUR ILLITERACY HAS FUCKED US ONCE AGAIN!" 🤣

[south prism]

funny enough the test doesn't even have all questions from 1899

[void bison]

well er yeah

I bet a lot of questions were asked in 1899

[south prism]

it includes questions from like the SAT from 2012 or some shit

[wraith halo]

Would those questions be answerable by an eighth grader from 1899 tho

We need a time machine

That way we can be sure the test is accurate

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-maintenance-tuesday-hop-off-gif-7582098353938943568

[drifting wolf]

heartbreaking

[heady rapids]

half life 3???

anything at all??

[void bison]

we just need to isolate a couple young children from the real world and create a fake 1899 school that uses all the same teachings they would've received back then

[wraith halo]

True....

[void bison]

they cant know anything about the real world until curtains raise and theyre on a game show

[vernal roost]

is there any weapon for zealot that is as good as dueling sword for hav40

[wraith halo]

Knife ig?

Afaik it's kinda hard to compare the dueling sword to anything else because it's just that good

[violet hornet]

Crusher, relic blade, and thunder hammer are all eating good for havoc right now but ds and knife are still kings of survivability

[ivory marlin]

Reading through the ganger forums

[gaunt roost]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-steam-maintenance-tuesday-funny-gif-5125368307851606673

[ivory marlin]

Basically the archtypes are (from left to right)
Powercrept vet
Melee crazy
Drug addicts that uses chem warfare against the god of chem warfare

[frosty herald]

remember the 19th is the anniversary of half life 1

[vernal roost]

ok thanks

any other ability you can take pther than the book?

[ivory marlin]

Me thinks ima go a mix of better vet and druggie

[frosty herald]

also people are speculating that leakers are getting different dates for half life 3's reveal

[outer gulch]

im gonna lace all my teammates stims

[ivory marlin]

Real

Putting fent in my “cartel surprise”

Giving it to the local psyker

[outer gulch]

rubbing that shit all over the morningstar no one is safe

[frosty herald]

The stimm lab reminds me of grom the paunch's mechanic

[ivory marlin]

It looks fun

Ganger looks fun

[solar gorge]

well we're the 19th here now

no worries

[ivory marlin]

I cannot lie i was blinded by fear

[heady rapids]

today for sure

[solar gorge]

initiate the "tomorrow is forever" protocol

[heady rapids]

fuck..

[ivory marlin]

But my eyes have been open to how cool and awesome ganger is

[tranquil bone]

Valve doing a sting op would be so damn funny.

[ornate bone]

lol

[ornate bone]

do you heavy backstab or just light attack

[plush estuary]

for what weapon?

[frosty herald]

I just know that there will be a talent that will only make your stim go on cooldown for half the time if you use it on a teammate

[jagged cradle]

ainz do you like hive scum

[ornate bone]

any

ill use knife for now

[plush estuary]

it varies heavily per weapon, but on average heavy attacks deal higher damage but are slower and harder to connect. With stealth for context the 2 downsides are negated since you have the time to set it up

and yes, knife loves heavy attack

[ornate bone]

i tried the heavy viscerator but its sideways attack doesnt always work

but at one point i managed to kill 2 with one tap

backstabs

[wraith halo]

Chainaxe might do you better

Idk

[ornate bone]

mark 4 ?

[frosty herald]

How im looking cooking straight fent in the stimm lab and injecting unsuspecting teammates

[carmine lance]

the idea of the hive ganger just fucking randomly injecting drugs into teammates is funny

truly, consent does not exist in the 41st millenium

fuck asking if they want the drugs lmao

[frosty herald]

Imagine if you could give the stimms debuffs in favor of gaining increased% on existing buffs

[drifting wolf]

foolish arbitrator! i laced yo shit!

[outer gulch]

while funny i think this would only work if applicable to yourself and not others

[frosty herald]

I can imagine the griefing lmao

But i would very much like it for myself

[outer gulch]

real

[misty nova]

Stimms

https://tenor.com/view/eddington-breaking-bad-sneeze-gif-7522710758172879718

[frosty herald]

50% toughness generation but 25% of your stamina bar is unusable and you sprint 10% slower for the duration of the stim

[carmine lance]

it's actually wild how many people are throwing a shit fit over hive ganger

like sure, it was a little disappointing at first, I get it

but like everyone is acting like they just got told they're going to die in less than 24 hrs

[deft badge]

Yeah like

I dislike it conceptually but

I can also simply not buy it

I hate that it costs 12 dollars to dual wield tho

[carmine lance]

im buying it tbh

it sounds like exactly the playstyle i'd love

[heady rapids]

darktide has a pretty small community and they all collectively gaslit themselves into thinking it's gonna be something they want

[deft badge]

Nah so like

My issue would be the same if the class was mech tbh

[frosty herald]

Itl be pretty stacked

Sm2 update darktide update then title update 4 for wilds

[carmine lance]

ok that's fair then if it's without bias

[frosty herald]

Only if dual wield is as satisfying as braced pistols and payday 2 akimbo

[deft badge]

My real issue is entirely that people have asked for dual wielding for 3 ish years and it's been in the tide series since VT1 but it's gonna cost $12 or whatever your local currency equivalent is now.

[frosty herald]

Also trepang2

[carmine lance]

trepang2 double wield is great

[deft badge]

Depends on the gun

Makes the shotgun actively worse tbh

[carmine lance]

what!

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-kills-you-dr-manhattan-evaporate-obliterate-gif-4966053562478921479

[carmine lance]

dual wield shotgun is like the best feeling thing

[obsidian prairie]

Double flame shotguns on their way to solo the game

[deft badge]

It makes the shotgun burstier which is good for bosses but worse at everything else

[frosty herald]

Trepang2 akimbo pistols are very satisfying

[deft badge]

Suicide button gameplay on harder diffs im ngl

[hexed igloo]

I don't give a shit even if it's technically worse pumping that fucking spas with one hand makes me harder every time

[obsidian prairie]

Game wasn't cool enough to replay on anything hard so cool

It was a neat 4 hour game I got through library share

[hexed igloo]

Yeah it's a neat game you finish and then don't play again

[deft badge]

Oh nah I love that game mechanically tbh

Rage mode fun

On most maps anyway

Its kinda like hotline Miami for me

Im not reopening it to replay the whole game but i am gonna enjoy the soundtrack and play it level at a time inbetween queues or whatever

[hexed igloo]

Peep GTTOD it's pretty fun if u like that type

It's like mashing together cod zombies and titanfall

Synthwave as fuck too

[mystic ether]

Ez salt and circlejerk. Some been taking it a step further with weird bigotry. Good on the mask off ig since some really did expose themselves.

[deft badge]

I like ultraviolence tbh

If its got ultraviolence and a good soundtrack ill like it

[hexed igloo]

Have you heard of a niche indie game called ultrakill

[deft badge]

Lmfao yes

I have UltrakillxHEALTH merch

[hexed igloo]

Cringe

The only merch I have is an nhentai patch I have on my bag

[carmine lance]

good riddance then

[hexed igloo]

The art of her looks like diet junker queen and that's my only complaint

At least make em look homeless

[wraith halo]

That was so funny

[carmine lance]

idk I think it's in line with the old necromunda art

[mystic ether]

Gamers™ once again. Hopefully what's good on paper works well outside of that.

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but old art usually sucks

[olive raven]

how in the christ did that make druggie rager class reveal bigoted

like its impressive honestly

cuz how tf

[carmine lance]

are you kidding me?

[mystic ether]

Gamers™ are fucking losers that don't care about anything but their toys. So that kind of infantile shit mixes really really well with being a practicing bigot.

[carmine lance]

ronald reagen is warhammer canon thanks to old warhammer art

surely

[hexed igloo]

There's a period between idk 1864 and 2018 where all art sucked balls

[carmine lance]

it was genuinely charming tho

[mystic ether]

🤨

[olive raven]

just shocked they did that

like

how

[hexed igloo]

Art fell off once they stopped using lead paint

N shit like cobalt and actual cadmium and licked radium for watches

[sterile stone]

You didn't see the post someone made did you

[deft badge]

They put a WOMAN in my WARHAMMER 40K this setting is about LARGE, SWEATY MEN engaging in SWORDFIGHTS and having testosterone contests.

[mystic ether]

Woman/femme, not a cop, looks pretty similar to junker queen even though junker queen actually looks like a very common desertpunk design, etc.

[hexed igloo]

Women belong in the psyker division

All modern women do is eat hot chip, peer into the void, cast spell and lie

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-chemistry-tom-and-jerry-tom-experiment-tom-dhoom-dhadaka-tom-chemical-reaction-gif-215947638706993169

[deft badge]

No you don't understand every single character has to be a muscle bound man at their physical peak or GW is making 40k woke

[olive raven]

tbh sayin they look like jq aint far off but thats sayin any criminal punk desert thing looks the same

[deft badge]

Even the psykers have to be men

[mystic ether]

40k fandom got that whole problem with it just being filled with those types so it's a straight line imo.

Valid criticisms are whatever that's fine. All that other shit is too silly.

[olive raven]

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