#zealot-class
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shove does nothing
Preference, i prefer zarona revolver
zealot barely uses guns

Shove doesn't do as much as dodge but it's still important
Brother shoving is how I can solo chaff hordes with mk3 knife
The one with no fucking cleave

Chaff is trash mobs

Groaners and poxwalkers
You realize him not using shove means no push attacks, right?

Yeah lmao
You have 1 point to flex, your single target is pa light, or heavy light heavy, your horde combo is l1 H2 l3 l4 l1 H2 repeat.
they always kill me
Bait
Because I really don’t want to be mean
https://fxtwitter.com/IntelDeadlock/status/1990434360625938600 the insiders tremble
i’m really sorry but i start yesterday sorry if i’m annoying
Well you could’ve said that at least lmao
You started yesterday and you blame the builds you're using for why you are performing poorly.
Brother you gotta even get a feel for like
last time i said that i got kicked
are you level 30?
The core basics
yes
Remember to dodge, push, and block
Wait so then did you just start yesterday or are you level 30
i do but i get thrown off t he edge by a red box
Your story is inconsistent
Yall are getting fucked with
This is some 40k novel level of cohesion
Le mao
i’m level 30 and start yesterday
I’m really starting to feel like this is bait but I’d feel bad to not give benefit of the doubt
He has a red name
i joined belford i got
its funny that clair obscur has really chill songs but also gut wrenching ones
just to see the game
Also why would you get kicked for saying you’re new
We got your post history big dawg
That doesn’t make sense
because people want to d o aurich but i can only do uprising
You made it sound like you got kicked from the server
They talked about builds etc 15 days ago their story makes 0 sense
from a private server to play dt
no venator in sight, why live
They're either A lying or B has amnesia
Cause you can play Shiv
I picked up a third character
Well that’s a private server. This is the actual official server
i have dementi sorry im 54
Ok yeah he’s fucking with us
i don’t know what’s happening
Nah I know

True
what is it
I had the feeling for a while but figured it couldn’t hurt to engage in good faith initially
I wonder who's alt it is
i start zealot today
Lies
Brother the jig is up
So then you’re not level 30, unless you no lifed the game for an entire day
the cat mauler
Geist
i got orthus offensives
I like her aesthetically and her kit is good
What game are you guys talking about, deadlock?
Her new revo is genuinely one of the most valve revolvers ive ever seen
Yes
Nice
Wack
What getting too far in any cthulu based game looks like
so uhh is fatshark ever going to fix the visor on the stygian kantrael mk IVG flak helm? the mesh is still bugged and ugly
Idk, she's really strong tho
bugged mesh and ugly ?
I 1v1'd a good Yam that was up like 15k souls on me
no
it's not getting fixed
geist is good yeah i just don't like her low mobility char
Lovecraftian horror is so funny to me, ngl. Considering how the stuff lovecraft wrote about is supposed to be so terrible and uncomprehensible, we sure know a fucking lot about his whole mythos
Tbh
It makes more sense when you understand his viewpoints more
It's not the being that drives you insane
i am in tears
It's the callous nature of the universe and it's complete lack of care for what happens to a mere mortal that would drive someone faithless(he was notoriously atheistic) insane.
wish i could show what exactly's wrong because oh my god it ruins this awesome helmet
Soon™ and eventually™
I think he’s just weak willed smh
But nah that’s fair
I think the added context helps
I like lovecrafts brand of horror
Even tho it gets racial sometimes
many such cases
sometimes they fix these things but don't hope too hard
There is something to just the idea of not even being able to do anything about it
classic obese fish i see
Yeah, the sheer hopelessness of it all
my zealot chestpeice was bugged for like months on end
when it got fixed it wasn't even in the patchnotes
Reminds me of one of the things from vampire the masquerade lol
Not sure how familiar you are with VtM, but each vampire clan has a founder that’s super powerful because they’re each like 3rd generation. Lower your generation is, the closer you are to the first vampire in terms of power and abilities
Think of it as getting more diluted with each passing generation
Oh absolutely same
I need to finish reading Beckett’s jihad diary
it must be a shame for the chinese room that bloodlines 2 fell out of relevancy that fast
Enough to have played the TTRPG fwiw
decent story as well
Wait did vtmb2 just flop that hard?
Hadron boobs in the subreddit while trying to find the rotation for last week
holy shit
And even start reading the book of nod, and revelations of the dark mother
It made money but it was advertised as a bloodlines game which it really isn't lmfao
Hm
paradox told TCR to make a bloodlines game but all the stuff they were given from the last dev just wasn't like that
and they didn't bother to fix it
idk I say it's a game to pick up on sale
seems fun for a bit
need more VTM games that aren't text based
"Last dev"? Did they swap dev studios?
yea
But yeah, the clan founder of clan tzimisce is just, this huge fucking meat fungus mass beneath an entire 1/3 of manhattan
the game was in dev hell
How far into the project?
who up to play the vampire the masquerade battle royale
Good fucking luck doing anything about that
is that even still running
Should be
2 concurrent players
quite a few times
Bloodhunt site is still up st least. Idk who is still playing it.
Last time I played was around the time uh...
Magic clan
from Hardsuit to TCR
Tremere?
One of the things that bugged my friend a lot about vtm is the idea of the camarilla upholding the masquerade, and that’s the funny thing. They physically can’t. Try as they might, stuff will always slip through the cracks
I think it was a tremere vamp that debuted last I played. Scholar.
they announced that they're gonna shut down the servers
Tbh the only thing i know about the VtM game is the basic melee attack sends people flying
hilarious vid
i need to actually get into wod so i don't remain a htp tourist for all my loife
They can eith enough potency yeah.
VTM is cool and all
Can just ragdoll mfkers.
But I like Mage and WTA
That game looked like it had some kind of sauce but never wanted to buy it.
i don't like vampires personally
but the rest of wod is interesting
And I got a low hate of vampire fiction most of the time.
I like WoD vampires
and the older depicitons of them in real life
other than that it's boring
I want to check out mage and werewolf
I felt like the rpg mechanics were compelling. I was playing on the hardest diff and trying to weigh out killing people for their blood vs keeping them to avoid the entire city falling apart did genuinely get me a few times.
Vtm is just what I first got into WoD with
werewolf is cool but its history is weird and they keep changing this with each edition
It’s also quite interesting to me they all exist alongside each other
i really like the normal world with the supernatural hidden in plain sight, just hits the scp spot for me
WoD is kind of like that
Like clan tremere literally used to be a mage order
Too narrow a lot of the time with depictions but I'd need to broaden those horizons. World of darkness, blade, underworld, 30 days of night and some other shit is usually where I got my bigger interests in vamp shit.
Other than that, actual folklore surrounding different culture's thoughts on vamps/vampiric things.
but "reality" is just the collective thoughts of humanity on what it should be
mages aren't really magic
Tbh I simply enjoy vampires and werewolves as classic horror tropes
they're reality benders
Yeah, that’s how mage even works right
i hab my reality anchor
And paradoxes can happen if you aren’t careful about it
Also this drip goes crazy
Goddamn
oh hell nah
That does go hard
what is this ass
If you want something that I assume the SCP foundation was inspired on the Technocratic Union is for you
The duality of man
I love them
where's my beloved CI
1992 Bram Stoker's Dracula armor tho
I really gotta look into WoD more; trust me when I say I genuinely appreciate you giving me material to read up on lmfao
I love this kind of stuff
Mhm it can happen pretty easily. There's a lot about bloodlines 1 that hasn't aged well but plenty of other stuff that I think is worth recognizing as some preemo design.
Bloodlines 1 could have certainly aged better, I’m not afraid to admit that
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i'll look them up even if they have the same name as that sw ep1 CIS faction
his playlist is pretty good it covers most of the games
Ooh, thank you!
from VTM to fucking MUMMY
I'm glad things don't age well. They deserve to be seen for what they were, not what people wish it to be. That's where the inspiration and adoption of cool design choices come in.
I want to check out changeling the lost as well lol
Very good point
Since I've been working backwards with a lot of games that were out around that time that I never would've owned, I really have been enjoying just taking some amount of time with learning about the studio behind these bangers, what happened materially to even allow for them to exist and create the game, consequences afterwards and so on.
I don't have more educated proof yet, but it hasn't been lost on me that whatever amount of years passed that character rpgs have transformed significantly because of games like vtmb1.
bloodlines one always felt weird to me
New Vegas comes to mind with its presentation of dialogue and how that dialogue actually works to inspire npc feedback. Then eventually bioware would exist where dialogue options are more like sentiment summaries before the actual dialogue and stuff like that
like it feels like it wants to be a CRPG
but it's stuck in an first person rpg body
I can agree that that aspect of it can come into conflict. But the game is more on the immersive sim tip albeit very narrow at times.
New Vegas writing genuinely carries the game
I'm still working my way through new Vegas so there's a lot I just haven't experienced yet. I'm not even that fsr into the game.
Last I remember I'm at uh, whatever that town is with the hotel that the ncr wants the pc to clear out.
did you get skilled and wild wasteland?
What kind of build are you going for
It's fun but there is a reason why people always download better gun combat for their first mods
3 and new vegas feel so
eugh
I accidentally made another stealth ranged/melee hybrid.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I haven't tried a stealth in NV yet
Not bad yet but funny how I ended up doing that again.
once u play modded vegas base game is unplayable sorry
the rpg mechanics are fine but the combat sucks donkey ass
Combat feels fine even if it's not that super engaging
I'll get there when/if I get there. I like going through vanilla until I'm satisfied/out of patience then go for mods.
I guess that's because I haven't modded it yet 
I kinda agree tbh
I never had issues with new vegas combat ngl, but I think it’s because I also really appreciated having ammo types and the reloading benches
game is also kind of unplayable without the stupid patch mod because it will crash
I think NV has better combat than 4 but that isnt exactly saying a lot
For games like Skyrim for example, I'd play through most of the game between "pure" combat, stealth and magic builds. Then other builds that I commit to, etc.
(it will do so even with the mod but less)
Eventually I'll mod something but I take my time before modding often
You don't run everything at once?
Barring like critical stability and performance mods
goes without saying for every bugthesda game
I can, I just usually don't because I like seeing what mono builds feel like. Omnibuilds are inevitable for games like Skyrim though. The game just allows it and has plenty of perk trees that are really are just neglible especially after special edition dropped.
Which just came with an expansion of modded content for free, namely magic spells getting dropped in that actually allow magic to feel more functional.
Eventually though, I'm just going to turn on more interesting mods for combat, story, etc so I can actually have some cooler sauce.
I mean fallout 4, skyrim, and 76 all run pretty well
Tbh post SE skyrim is great for Iron man
the only time I've crashed on 4 or skyrim is because I modded it to hell and back
fallout 4 and skyrim were buggy asf on release
Like uj
I forgot the name of it but it totally revamps the perk trees and adds a fuckton of newer cooler functions
I can pretty heavily reccomend Ordinator, Apocalypse, The Patch for Both, Growl, and Sacrosanct
Like sneak can get traps and shit. Magic expands and becomes far far more interesting etc.
The tree overhauls that I assume you're talking about
Yeah
You're talking about Ordinator/that family of mods
I can actually be a more interesting dark mage or something because...
Fuck conjuration in Skyrim.
Theres a conjuration perk that gives you like
12 free skeletons
You have to collect bones, bring em to alters
I think we're talking about the same mod maybe.
We are
Ik we are cause "sneak can get traps"
Yeah I didn't even know it allowed rituals. That shit cool
Smithing lets you make dwarven automated turrets you can place down
Yup. Can't you also boobytrap doors or something?
Like Conj+2 Handed+Heavy Armor have a shitton of in tree synergy to run a heavy armor necromancer
Dread knight
Yeah
It's time.
I can highly reccomend Ordinator+Apocalypse+Patch+Growl and Sacrosanct for Wolves and Vampires
Can you feel it, Lightsworn? The very air you breath is decayed with your precious hope. I need only take a step.
TheBurntPeanut finds Doc’s armor in game
︀︀
︀︀“You wear that armor and you get twice as good at sending Twitch whispers”
I know apocalypse for spells and I think sacro for wolf/vam but don't know the others
besides ordinator i ,eam
meanena
Ordinator is a perk overhaul made by the Apoc Magics guy, there's a compatibility patch for them
That just makes everything a little more smoothly blended
Growl is the Werewolf version of Sacrosanct
Hold on now
What's that werewolf mod doing?
Don't tell me werewolf becomes dope. I'd have to reinstall.
Reworks the tree, adds racial bonuses, changes how transformations work
You should lie
Adds level scaling
Also levels one/two handed and your preferred armor type in transformation
Also adds detrimenta
Like you'll transform in your sleep depending on moon cycles
Unless you take a perk to suppress it
I dont know for sure because I also run Vampire Framework Extension
So when I get infected I wake up in like, a crypt
Mechanically speaking. Thematically eh. Depends. My fav vamps aren't nobles
Usually
Gotta remember that I like the main character of underworld.
Literal neposire.
I hate to do this
But its easier for me to just
Hemomancy spotted
my favorite skyrim mod is the one that replaces most of the music with witcher 3 music
Yeah, they're real good
I feel like Skyrim music is really really nice
Especially some of the tavern music
I unironically love skyrim music
Also the one ambient world music
its good but Witcher 3 music is really really REALLY nice
You know the one
Oh look, it's a knowledge deity wao--
"I now understand how to write my own taxes"
"Also, the yolk of the universe bleeds"
Woah this mod looks sick
If I get into Skyrim again I'm gonna try that
I like everything in that guy's little family of vanilla++ mods
With Molag Balls as the worst probably
Yeah, he's up there
There's worse? 
Also if you mod Serana romance/sex mods in you're a decrepit bastard
Penis guillotine for you
I'm wondering, should I keep the standard flak armor and maniac perks on force greatsword
or should i put carapace and/or unyielding
Nocturne and Mephala for me. Honorable mentions are Sheogorath and uh
What the fuck dude name is
Nocturnes a bitch
don't remember where its breakpoints are
meridia?
Nocturne great.
Maniac is probably good for rager breakpoints I think?
Nocturne just funny
definitely
Tbh I just don't know the rest of the feats of a lot of em
I think mine is maniac/cara
I know Dagon and Boethia are fucked too
gotchya
"I am patron of thieves.
...mfker did you STEAL FROM ME AGAIN?! BRUH"
daedric princes are a dramatic bunch
Namira sucks
Patron saint of thieves when I steal the master key
Like
Dagon and Boethia are fucked but like
What did you expect
not rapists
Me when I see a daedric artifact that makes me know dice rolls by just touching them.
There's evil and then there's being a loser with power
he's both
any decent frog mods
It's nocturne's dice. I, I stole their dice.
HE'S THE GOD OF FUCKING MURDER
Bal is pretty awful tbh
The knowledge one. I literally just forgot
Mehrunes is a loser but that's why I like him
Werewolf form is cooler cause I can still walk outside
Yeah
hermeaus
half life...
Werewolf only supplements your character
If vanilla werewolf wasn't such a waste I'd like it more.
Vampire lord makes your entire character vampire lord but, if you're not shifted then you're worse
ngl the afterlife for werewolves isn't too bad
Imo it isnt
vanilla vampire is pretty damn cool
At the very least werewolf is hyper effecient travel on survival mode
better than the cold harbour
I don't think it's terrible just very narrow.
because arthmoor is an ingrown pube
Kill arthmoor
I rather be on in an eternal hunt than being tortured by mehrunes
touched by molag
a ghost slave for nocturne
It can be narrow, it's wildly good at what it does
doing favors for all daedric princes is good because they will all fight over your soul
I do like it in legendary difficulties for the combat utility
Like if you go into werewolf form you're gonna fuck up whatever you're fighting
In skyrim it kinda does not matter
there is no lore that akatosh gets claims on the dragon borns soul btw
That's not even what I'm referring to
Clavicus Bile claims you're on his level powerwise when/if you kill Barbas iirc
I like that Growl removes the infinite ragdoll but compensates AND gives late scaling
if i was the dragonborn i'd just achieve CHIM and cause a zeroing of myself
Chim and zero sum are different
That is genuinely good rare game design
i have to wonder who is the weakest daedric prince?
The dragonborn is simply strong enough to choose their own afterlife, I believe
Jyggalygg post oblivion
I think id be inclined to agree
I was about to say sheo but then I remembered the only reason he's like that is because he was so powerful
Bro has nothing
Showed up to valhalla just to mog the entry barrier, kill the World Eater, then leave
Absolutely is strong enough
Literally
I mean yeah but it's also depends like
I'm not claiming akatosh is gonna get the DBs soul or whatever, I think DB is just that guy
Miraak is also dragonborn but Herman had him by the balls
almost all of the daedric princes need an emasary to do their dirty work
Miraak isnt the fabled last dragonborn tho
hormeus mora is def up there as one of the strongest
Can I get throws off in growl?
dude has the knowledge of the entire universe at his tentacle tips
since he can put portals to his realm without the need for mortals unless I missed something in the shivering isles
They're off by default to help balance WW
Bite a mfker and throw em into another mfker.
I assumed you could still ragdoll but not infinitely
Is it off entirely?
imagine werewolf throwing someone into a spiky looking tree stump
Fisherman punch but it's just a clawed hand through someone's guts.
You can ragdoll but it's a perk or a two handed power attack swing, you don't just ragdoll for existing
Tbh
That's good then
I was kinda one shotting everything in ww form with growl
Like via executes
Cause I just did such an overwhelming amount of damage
It was on master, no legendary
So idk if that would change anything
Good. I mostly used it in vanilla to just stagger out fear cc effects
Tbh
The best things growl offers
Are 10 percent movespeed to your character as a perk
Just stall, isolate, execute, ragdoll, repeat.
And 2 percent hp/stamina regen a second
Mhm
As you level the WW can get like 65 or 75 magic resist and 600 armor
So you'll be around damage caps
They also scale damage off your one or two handed skill
Yeah its like
A werewolf
Like its a genuine power up in Growl
You can still level in the form too
I think it's interesting that silver weapons do a flat +20 more damage while fire is 25% weakness
It carried me from level 13 to level 37 on master
BIG
I think its cause 25 percent more damage for NPCs would be like, 4 damage
Silver swords only do so much by default
Tbh
I take my characters usually to like the 70s
Daspreddigüd
Idk what difficulty you play on
The WW form was literally carrying me on master and I have a metric fuckton of combat overhauls to make it harder
Usually legendary after I get enough stuff snd perks. Otherwise roughly around master-adept
I also do just turn off carry weights so I can have a wide kit and then I use crafting as a leveling steroid for other things.
I like them when I'm really in the mood for that experience
Otherwise I just hit the command console and give myself like 10k lbs
Nah, if I do that its a slippery slope
I hoard for the big time sale.
Then its player.additem f 7000 everytime I need gold
people don't even rez you in auric maelstrom anymore, they just stare at you until you die fr
Lmfao
I think i will play DT today
There's been some DT revivalism amongst my friends
3 maelstroms where I've gotten fucked over because my teammates explode poxbursters on me or they genuinely stare at me like that alone will rez
make no effort to actually do anything
and I'm not saying that out of being bitter there was genuinely nothing they were preoccupied with
That's the main reason why my carry weight is so high. I clean out places I explore, usually do heist tours around different towns. Cycle that towards solitude for the zenithar blessing and just sell sell sell after juicing things up. I end up having a fortune of items sometimes though so that's where I put in just console commanding unused and otherwise unnecessary perk when I end up overleveled lol
chaff too scary I guess
Because I often end up literally being rich for Skyrim and speech is so whatever. Nice to actually finally get that money by itself.
I got my orc save as a combat-heavy omnicraft savant that has singlehandedly disrupted the Skyrim enchantment economy.
They could probably buy out rorikstead and some other towns
With like what? Selling three maxed out daedric/dragonbone weapons with fully juiced enchantments?
if they can afford it lol
I'll give you this fork that killed the world eater in 1 hit if you give me your entire town 
Unironically
sounds reasonable
I just use town as safe houses on my selling tours
Lmao
These are just stash nodes
So I can just vomit millions of gold.
Lydia could change the trajectory of her entire life by selling one glove from me.
I let her go after I just funneled so much amazing gear into her and then just do that for the next housecarl and so on.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3607402045 Guys, this person might be up to some cooking
||the skooma trade has also been cornered by that orc||
:^)
"Why are you cycling hard drugs throughout skyrim?"
Don't call me greenskin :^>
man
the way all these maelstroms have been going
I've come to the conclusion I truly have been carrying as knife zealot
Good knives often actually do
Or a the very least are keeping somethings moving for the better
well have to see
Out here playing aggro dumping simulator huh 
The aggro dump: getting my brains scrambled from some frayed pipe wielding groaner
Slave rat part 2
Actually no darktide is nowhere near as ruthless with that shit compared to vt2
Havoc 40 stalkers on lights out would like a word
I pray s4 of invisible isnt just mark getting his ass beat for 10 episodes straight again
Sometimes you're some cozy suburbanite who's daddy is the world's strongest hero who was actually a mole for a decaying empire of fuckfaces and you have zero experience with ever having to struggle for your life and the life of others against any asshole that wants you dead/living on your knees. :^)
I know
Haven't read the comic yet
So idk when things turn around for him but idc too much that gets fucked on a lot as a hard newbie
It will be an eventfull season
That boy has never had to consider the kind of difficult choices one may make or is pushed into making by virtue of his background. Privileged folks not really out here with the motivated hands. They barely have anything to lose and can just call pigs or whatever for help. Ain't no way that boy is gonna be out here fighting seasoned genociders. they literally practice bullying the shit out of anything that happens to be weaker.
https://x.com/Simon_Hypixel/status/1990479578239049974?s=20 "hytale is saved! Acquired by Riot"
Acquired FROM Riot
Oh wait
Put your reading glasses on grandpa
Aw.
What if I blow you up instead

nah, I don't actually pop stealth unless I need it, or for boss damage
i try not to rely on it
Popping stealth on knife psyker? 
Idk if I prefer combat blade on psyker or zealot more
I just like knife period so
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Nife bad 
it's either the 18th or I launch the "Tomorrow is forever" protocol until January 1st 2026
Basically
Spy is so satisfying dude
I still miss this one group that I was in that was actually chill and it was just a community of obsessed cracked spies that were teaching me.
Spy getting balance checked by discord lmao
how, spy is genuine dog
I'm making a joke about how spy got checked by discord
o
Spy is a fulfilling class but defintiely falls behind
Spy is such dogass it's actually insane how bad he is
no I mean on zealot, since you were talking about aggro dumping
Spy players when there's a f2p gibus Pyro flamethrowering everything
it doesn't scale like the other classes
when ur against good opponents it's ass
so u get diminishing returns
Sorta. Feels better in smaller games even against better people but that's relying on so much other shit
But idk what balance changes have even happened to.items. Haven't played since uh
Mm...
When did mvM drop again?
2015?
102 at any range was not healthy
At least you actually had to hit them shits
yeah but like ur spy not soyper
Yk?
Kid named diamondback
diamondback didn't catch shit and is still dumb
That's good
It's kinda insane
but if ur in a pub who cares
just run default revolver
it's best
u get random crits
Are wangs still good?
and good damage
I like killing people with le'peashooter
kunai dr still good for clip farming
Joined a team for a havoc 40 the other day, they saw me running a thunder hammer and asked why I wasn't using shroudfield 
🥀
That arm looks so silly on high fov
Oh shit lmao
How the fuck is that still not fixed lol
Holding an invisible beer while you one handed rocket people
What weapons you prefer with stealth ult
It's less that they don't prefer to run stealth and more someone in party finder being dumb and acting like the only way to run thammer is shroudfield
what
I still have this pinned in my one solo dm channel >.>
I even have the original version where I accidentally wrote with a white crayon >.>'
the one tap build is nice, but like you're neutered for anything else beyond chaff hordes
it's why I prefer to use relic blade in havoc
I just don't like stealth mechanics in any games
Unless it's one designed primarily around stealth, like hitman or the older assassin's creed games
They could double the damage output and I would still avoid it, but at that point I'd probably just move on to playing another class if they're going to make it feel mandatory
Gork over mork god damnit
brother I am pinned here
brother kinda hitting with it
Are the dueling sword and relic blade good? They look fun
Oh boy
Whats bad about it? I haven't used it much but I think its good if you know how to play well
Uh oh
Dueling sword is the strongest melee in the game and relic blade is zealot's best unique weapon
Oh
dueling sword is not the strongest melee in the game
Mk10 relic blade is so brainless that you can activate and just light spam
It's up there
What stats on it would be best?
I guess I’m just asking for the best stats on both of them
I haven't used 10 in awhile
Mobility/Defence is always the dump stat
Are the dispatch people in chat rn
Alright
60% mobility/defense 80% everything else
It's probably fine balance wise as long as you aren't aggro dumping your team, I just despise stealth. I like charging in headlong. I want the heretics to be overcome with horror, not terror
Haven't tried an IJ build (not stealth) since before the tree rework. How is it? Compared to Piety? I thought about trying the good 'ol Rashad. Anyone?
I like the idea of Infiltrate and Shroudfield being used to take MORE aggro than you otherwise would
That's how I use it when I rarely do
Top 2 zealot picks atm xddd
Geez
matriarch is so easy
Power sword on vet is better tho
the entire lobby tends to fight it like 60% of the time or something
Troo
queen seems less likely for some reason it's not as big of a group threat i guess
Me when I activate swing swing activate swing swing activate swing swing activate
Sort of but not really
You despise staying alive? ok bro
Hey variant of bolt are you running ? Mk VI or Mk IV ?
SF is best when u can use it to kill priority target immediately after u pop it
It’s also much higher damage than FotF
Those are bistols?
For you
Sf is free rezzes, free get out of jail card, free special onetap
Sonar the goat
He clutched a 12% chance mission by talking out of it and retrying
yes
Well they both are underwhelming
Just go with the og
IV
so whar are you runing as you range option ?
6 is just less bolt Pistol for more range on the explosion
Laspistol is good if you want the pistol experience
Tell me you need a crutch without telling me you need a crutch 
SF is pretty good rn tbh
We need an m1911
U just lose 20% atk speed mainly
Tbh I'm almost convinced to get it atp
I still enjoy capeshit
People seem to really like it
It’s a really good game
Even tho a bit short?
It exists in lore
But

Honestly
Thats fine, games dont always need to be 100 hour experiences
I'll take tightly crafted games that are shorter
I much prefer a tighter game with better plot, pacing, writing, dialogue & characters
Than a dragged out game with loads of filler
Also
Really funny to see Waterboy clutching some 6% chance mission
Tip ig
Waterboy was on demon time
Some characters have abilities that are only available to u after failing missions
I really wanna get that game
objectively true
U might want to purposefully unlock their abilities earlier by doing that
Ik, I hang out in here enough to know you send superman out early
Let him fuck up
Then he's op lol
Pman is really strong yea
Tbh
I beat Dispatch pretty easily only failing like 3 calls total I didn't even unlock Malevola's power until the final shift
From what I've seen he's my favorite character
But he’s not the strongest
Because I just abused Invisigal's double XP lmao
Strongest are flambae, prism and golem
Im here for the personalities tbh
Failure sometimes makes for a more interesting story
She’s kinda one of the weakest cuz her abilities only activate from healing others and u don’t get to heal unless u fail missions
Real
Yeah I noticed
With that said
She has so many automatic success calls though it's wild
what is the gameplay like do you just have to make the right combinations of heros to not lose
Kinda
The dispatching part is really not relevant to the story besides the final episode
They are both underwhelming but at least the old version is objectively less underwhelming
I really do wonder what their thought process on the new bolt variants was
Og Bistol is Mk4 yeah
People keep asking for bolter that explodes, let's give them one
Oh yeah let's make a new mark for the weapon that already struggles with breakpoints, and it struggles even more
But if you pick him then you'll get a lvl1 waterboy
Now THIS is intelligent
So he's ultimately the inferior choice
Yea
But
By ep8
Real shit what is the selling point of waterboy(dont tell me if its spoiling a good reveal)
I was already able to beat the entire shift without failing
Even with a lv1 waterboy
I mean like, the old one already does
Granted it doesn't have a grenade's radius or damage on the explosion but still
He's lovely 
Like is it just cause hes a funny character
Is this dispatch
Apparently also levels faster but don't quote me on that
Ya
Maybe its time to play
He’s alr
There’re just some extra horny people on the internet
Who want to sleep with Invis, BB, malevola, Pman and waterboy all at the same time
Genuinely I only use mk10 because it says it does more damage on heavies lol
I am most interested in invisigal and the pman guy depressed omniman
Invisigal is pretty cool
Are those the romance options?
I haven't played and am dodging spoilers but isn't Invisigal kind of an evil bitch
U can kiss Pman if u do a certain smth
I never saw someone look good in waterboy costume
Press tweet with a picture of Kevin Hart thinking
She's indeed Invisibitch
I do not like Blonde Blazer's vibes
Gotcha, tbh i was curious, I only see Mal posting Invisigirl
Yes
The good kind of evil
blonde blazer slander will not be tolerated
BB is cool too
Your whole team is ex villains
Okay maybe if she'd chilld the fuck out instead of forcefully "flirting not flirting" in every fucking conversation she has
Except golem
oh i didn't know that
At the start the community was 50/50 for them
Then they fell for Visi
my interest factor went upwards!!
Golem didn’t do anything horribly wrong
Neat twist tbh, didnt know that
||Does she not cheat on Phenomeman with you and then ask you to "dispose of the trash" when he's a nervous wreck||
Idk if that's the good kind of evil
Well it's barely a twist considering it happens right after the intro
U sure ur talking about invis?
I thought it was her
I didnt mean like, story twist ig. Just twist on the genre.
yeah he was arrested for "disturbing the peace"
No
My friend told me about it so I could be getting it wrong
He’s literally a mud construct how is he supposed to not leave mud on things
||So BB is the cheater?||
Not really?
Oh yeah, it's great, helping them reform and watching them grow was awesome
But she does give off weird vibes in the early chapters
end me
She does not cease giving them off if you ask me
Good job tbh
Eh
Kinda
Invisigal is kind of like
What if DT’s female loose cannon vet could turn invisible
They saw Karlach from BG3 getting love and then decided not to make Malevola romanceable
Smhing
You can end up not romancing anyone
I personally think invisigal romance has slightly better chemistry but it’s a close match
It’s essentially “she can fix me” vs “I can fix her”
I'll probably end up liking Invisigal, it matches the kinda romances I normally like in games
Oh they both have issues tbh, makes them more human
just like the peemaker
looks cool is he romanceable
He’s too cool to be romanceable
is he friendable
Yes
I should really get around to trying out mark 2 on the relic blade but I also like that mark 10 says it does more damage
The damage difference is really small
Thought it does more
Sprint stab? Yes
Mk2’s uppercut is more damage than mk10’s overhead
With that said
The difference is super small
Really!
And mk10 has better moveset at mixed horde
True
then on the exact opposite end of the spectrum there's Flambae
bro straight up had a 10 in 4 fucking stats by the final shift
like holy moly
Also Mk2’s uppercut for some reason has no weakspot priority so have fun missing weakspots with that even when it looks like the sword is cutting into chin
Flambae if u invest in him a lot becomes effectively Pman pro max plus
Supernova + flight
yeah
I suppose it's lore accurate that Flambae is the strongest Z team member though
I guess being named Chad does make people stronger in the dispatch universe
Flambae prime solos ur verse
Well that kinda turns me off from wanting to learn to use mk 2 lol
after proccing the passive twice he's invincible
It’s alr
It’s just overall a tad bit worse than mk10
Actually though
Going from mostly horizontal horde clear to mostly diagonal was enough for me to stop
Yeah horizontal is much nicer
Prism AKA "automatically succeed any 3 or 4 man mission with just 2 people"
yeah
mission happens to have an annoying stat check to fail it
just give golem perfect stats for it and throw him at it
easy game
Before that it’s only combat fail check
I think there’s also 1 vigor fail check in final shift?
yeah
I use mk7 hsword over 9 and wanted to avoid learning the diagonal one first this time lol
final shift has one of each except for intelligence iirc
The power discrepancy between the strongest and the weakest characters is kind of insane when u think about it
This a game where a literal demon from hell who has a big sword and can conjure portals is significantly weaker than a guy made of mud
honestly if nothing else i hope the december update has a good rebalance
So with all the hl3 shitposts, I’m genuinely curious, where did the idea of an hl3 reveal come from lol
Not sure if it’ll even do balance




