zealot-class

[signal spoke]

I dont like flamer

[obsidian prairie]

Feels like it

[violet hornet]

I don't recall where I heard that tho so not sure it's true

[signal spoke]

I am a Lewis gun and M60 user

[obsidian prairie]

You go from facerolling lobotomites to getting your ass reamed by a ruby, an all seasons emerald, and 2 diamonds

[violet hornet]

I was definitely going against people with 800+ games as a newby when I picked it up a year ago

[acoustic dune]

or you know

play stanktide

[mystic ether]

Crybaby cool guys club basically. Nobody likes movement unless everyone decides that movement is cool ad nauseum.

[acoustic dune]

i mean he is trying

[carmine lance]

I like mobility

[mystic ether]

It's like Gamer™speak for "no homo" while being queer/homoerotic as fuck.

[carmine lance]

Drawing angled stuff is hard lol

[carmine lance]

Ah lmao

[mystic ether]

"Fuck lights"

[Plays titanfall 2]

[carmine lance]

I would prolly play light

[mystic ether]

[Quake]

[carmine lance]

I like zipping around

[obsidian prairie]

Light has the most annoying players hands down

[mystic ether]

[Soldier in team fortress 2]

[obsidian prairie]

Aside from people who decide to ruin games by playing flamer

[carmine lance]

Not scout?

[mystic ether]

Scout isn't cool until everyone admits it. Same logic there.

[carmine lance]

I see

[mystic ether]

Gotta remember

[carmine lance]

I main pyro lol

[mystic ether]

Gamer™ machismo is always the same.

"Dex is corny"

[Plays Witcher with a grown ass man doing spins and rolls]

[carmine lance]

You know, you just reminded me of that study that showed that guys who are bad at videogames are much more likely to be mysogynistic than guys who are good at games lol

[mystic ether]

Pfft I've never read that what?

Where is this coming from? Lmao

[visual stream]

I would believe it

[mystic ether]

I just like not being limited to being slow as shit. Mediums were the bigger problem back when I played but that was more like organized play than quick play.

And the risk of being speedy with shitty guns is fun. Gotta actually be more conscious about what I'm doing in a different way than medium or heavy.

[obsidian prairie]

"Shitty guns"

Silence

[mystic ether]

No. They were shitty with where people were at. But you use your movement to actually stay in effective range

[obsidian prairie]

Arn has the effective range of the map

You have both the true sniper weapons and a marksman rifle

[mystic ether]

Idk about now but in a gunfight where you're contesting a medium or heavy back then without using your movement? That's not gonna save you.

Most people aren't out here goated with snipers either.

[sterile stone]

This run was worth

[mystic ether]

But of course with the long range to usually just move around and get your shots.

[obsidian prairie]

Saying you have to use movement to stay in effective range is only valid on the danger close weapons like dagger, sword, dbarrel, matter, and m11

All the others have like a 30m drop-off start

[signal spoke]

3 dashes at any direction with quite a distance, weapons that have the far more DPS, invibility

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G5QyY4XWMAAeu4h.gif

[obsidian prairie]

Invisibility is whatever

I can detect it

[signal spoke]

Also the knife

[gray ice]

Lemme see them mixtapes and cushions right quick

[mystic ether]

Yeah that's why I said what I said and why that's relevant on the class. Long range still requires the player to understand where they can get shots on target in the girst place. And again, back then at least, most people were not at all out there with the aim like that.

[obsidian prairie]

Knife is a knowledge check

If you see a knife

[sterile stone]

Did I need the cushions for somethin?

[obsidian prairie]

Keep your back to a wall

[sterile stone]

I just sold em off

[obsidian prairie]

We aren't back then anymore

[gray ice]

They recycle into springs you fool

I coulda used dem

Men ain't shit

[sterile stone]

Can't relate

[mystic ether]

And that's why i said back then. The same reason why you're saying right now. Context is key. It's not hard for me to imagine the average player getting way better at that game now. Been out like what nearly three years or something now?

[sterile stone]

I stay finding springs

[gray ice]

How you can tell mans got no attachments worth makin

[signal spoke]

the so called walls when playing on a large open map

[sterile stone]

Slide me some blueprints then

[gray ice]

If you did them shits would be g o n e

[obsidian prairie]

If its large and open then you will see them coming

[mystic ether]

Did they ever add more explosives to lights?

[violet hornet]

Game trying to tell you to bounce

[signal spoke]

dont think not?

[obsidian prairie]

No, just frags and for good reason

Gods I remember double 149 frags

[mystic ether]

Are people still being cheeky eith taser?

[obsidian prairie]

Shit was not okay

[obsidian prairie]

Its not useful anymore

[sterile stone]

How bout dis right

[mystic ether]

Womp womp

[obsidian prairie]

They reworked it because it was cancer

[mystic ether]

It was funny as hell

[sterile stone]

You gimmie 2 sentinel firing cores and 1 rusted gear

I gotchu on the next set of cushions

[mystic ether]

Any tool that slows down aim speed is always a torturous thing for people

Lmao

[obsidian prairie]

And now it removes the ability for someone to damage or be damaged, interact, or use equipment for like 5 seconds

[void bison]

i've scrapped a bunch of rusted gears

[gray ice]

Imma need like 3 stacks of cushions for that kinda trade

Them rusted gear stocks goin up

[mystic ether]

Weird little cc tool for set up i guess or just turning someone else off. But that game is fast as hell so idk about that

[gray ice]

You shoulda told me you needed firing cores sooner tho I've recycled like 5 in the last 2 days

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald https://fixvx.com/Xepahr/status/1988856325573312858?t=L_Zbf12LsLWWFdFdwBtTlw&s=19

Void (@Xepahr)

are those the fucking MH Greatsword animations

QRT: realradec
the gameplay for Horizon: Steel Frontiers just makes me wish it was on PS5 even more

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[mystic ether]

Did they keep the substance interactions on gas and fire?

[heady rapids]

they ain't even hiding it lmao

[sterile stone]

Price gouging the homie

[obsidian prairie]

Its for steal interruption, its the opposite of a setup tool

[sterile stone]

I can't believe it

[signal spoke]

Mfs dropping this for PC and mobile

But no PS5

[obsidian prairie]

You can reload while hit by it

[heady rapids]

it looks like prem quality slop anyway

[obsidian prairie]

Why wouldn't they

[void bison]

there's a horizon monster hunter coming out

?

[gray ice]

Old fart cushions for working robot parts

Who's really getting gouged

[signal spoke]

yeah, a MMO game

[mystic ether]

Idk I don't pay attention to game at all anymore.

[sterile stone]

Times are tough

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sleeping-gif-27694404

[heady rapids]

yeah whatever this abomination is

[mystic ether]

I haven't played since like month two or three of it launching.

[obsidian prairie]

Oh well you've missed all sorts of silly

Medium melee is good now

[carmine lance]

Just tangentally reminded of conversations I’ve had with a friend about it. Came from this lol https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4503401/

[mystic ether]

Hm.

Words I wasn't ready for but I'm listening.

[obsidian prairie]

It was always good if you could play it but now its consistent

Riot shield is just funny

[mystic ether]

I mostly liked recon medium loadouts.

[obsidian prairie]

Passive protection plus 2/3/4 tap breakpoints

[visual stream]

Is turret less obnoxious now

[mystic ether]

And kind of stayed with the same like two or three guns.

[obsidian prairie]

Oh yeah and frags are single charge 139 now

[mystic ether]

Lel

[obsidian prairie]

Have been for a while but its still worth noting how hard they were nerfed

Still good if you have a brain though

[mystic ether]

I'd go shotty medium when I had enougj of a heavy trio.

[obsidian prairie]

Model is mid as hell now

Got nerfed a lot

Because it was really good

[mystic ether]

Damn...

That's fucked up

[obsidian prairie]

And medium has a 3 shot incendiary shotgun

[mystic ether]

That was a beautiful shotgun.

[obsidian prairie]

It can't hit the broad side of a barn but it skirmishes like nothing else

And can (i think) still 1 tap light

[frosty herald]

this is just going to be like wild heart

[mystic ether]

Skeet shooting lights with the model back then was funny.

Especially when they'd get mad and start doing dash sword.

And just run into more bullets.

[obsidian prairie]

Dash sword is still good

They had to play with the lunge and damage a lot

[mystic ether]

I imagine it's fine. I hardly touched it because I liked the gunplay mire.

[obsidian prairie]

But its a silly skill weapon now

[mystic ether]

That's good

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/GiFShitpost/status/1988854705397580001?s=20

[obsidian prairie]

They had to add an angle lock during the lunge so you don't flyby people with your sword held straight right

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smh-meme-disagree-cringe-gif-25512889

[heady rapids]

https://fixvx.com/GiFShitpost/status/1988854705397580001?s=20

GIFs Shitpost ⚡️ (@GiFShitpost)

https://t.co/GPNwcSxYUv

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or this

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-screaming-cat-disappearing-monjjunirawr-cat-scream-cat-screams-gif-2353694372143718210

[signal spoke]

I saw that

[plush estuary]

alt tabbed to see hitler

then it was gone

whuh

[heady rapids]

dont phrase it like that lmao

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-warpfire-skaven-clan-skryre-warpfire-thrower-gif-12960378359470831154

thats what happened

[heady rapids]

they be lettin anyone in here

[alpine egret]

Weird question maybe. I currently run a shroudfield / blazing piety build for my havocs and Im doing fine but trying to push to handle crushers easier. Would the combat blade be more consistent considering my build ?

[median steeple]

what the fuck did I miss

[heady rapids]

what the fuck lmao

[signal spoke]

why are not female dwarves not pretty looking?

[heady rapids]

HOW DID THE FILTER NOT CATCH IT

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/iovedice-spongebob-gif-21070986

[obtuse stirrup]

More consistent than what?

[alpine egret]

dueling sword to kill crushers

like the walls of rotten armor ones

[plush estuary]

rotten armor doesnt change melee damage, only ranged

[ivory marlin]

I genuinely just stood there

[heady rapids]

https://youtu.be/FI5tPYcj3aU

like this?

[plush estuary]

but its whatever you want, both weapons scale finesse

relic blade can easily also fit into that niche but better with its insane horde/mixed horde clear

[alpine egret]

ironically ive had more issues with relic blade than the dueling sword

[plush estuary]

All weapons can be used for that playstyle

see which works best for you

[signal spoke]

never knew indy was quite a big fan

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-trying-not-to-laugh-holding-laugh-gif-3669331249104858057

[carmine lance]

I’ve been thinking, ever since I started using true level mod, I’ve noticed that more often than not I tend to be a couple hundred levels higher than other people in auric maelstrom, and especially havoc 20 or lower. And sure, it’s not indicative of total account level, but I still feel like it explains so much lmao

[obsidian prairie]

What level are you

[carmine lance]

Like 360

Give or take

[obsidian prairie]

I don't have a single class above 200

But I also have 750 hours

True level doesn't mean much

[heady rapids]

i think i only have zel on 300 something but i got it by grinding during that one bug

[obsidian prairie]

Its minorly indicative

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[heady rapids]

and i also have 600 700 give or take

i have sub 100 chars

[carmine lance]

Fair

[heady rapids]

like my ogryn

[obsidian prairie]

Pulling up to the function with my level 40 arbitrator and cleaning house

[ivory marlin]

I am no smarter than a bird omg

(Walked into a glass door)

[misty nova]

Pulling up to the fuction with my level 500 psyker and legit tweaking due to the voices

[heady rapids]

birds are pretty smart

like ravens

you can train them to steal shit

[obsidian prairie]

Corvids ❤️

[solar gorge]

if birds were smart they would've prevented the invention of birdshot

[carmine lance]

Corvids are great

[heady rapids]

birds are govmt drones

btw

[obsidian prairie]

I know

But they're so silly

[carmine lance]

You know what, when I get back to my dorm I think I will try and brave the party search again for havoc

[ivory marlin]

No chat i walked into a glass door

[solar gorge]

there's a camera in the bird next to ur window

tear it out

[ivory marlin]

Yall taki g the wrong thing from that comment

[heady rapids]

your comment was pretty racist towards birds

just trying to educate you here buddy

not cool

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-11995869715635442235

[carmine lance]

If anyone wants to do havoc hit me up because I would hate to get burnt out on randoms doing whatever it is they do

[sterile stone]

@gray ice You lucky you my homeboy man

[solar gorge]

i had a raven at my window not so long ago

bad omen

[sterile stone]

Cause when people lag behind like goofball mcgee here

[solar gorge]

mashallah

[sterile stone]

I'm leaving

I'm not waiting

Hope you don't get extract camped

[ivory marlin]

Birds have it too easy up there

No taxes

[heady rapids]

wow hey hey chill

[carmine lance]

I think I would play extraction shooters more if I had people I could reliably play with

Having friends makes it bearable

Or at least enjoyable

[obsidian prairie]

I'll get arc raiders eventually

[ivory marlin]

Id enjoy extraction shooters if wipe mechanics didn’t exist

Dumb mechanic

[heady rapids]

tarkov wont have wipes anymore

go play tarkov

[carmine lance]

But at the same time if it doesn’t show ids I get super jumpy

[obsidian prairie]

Whenever it goes on sale or I have a fair bit of spare change

[void bison]

arc raiders has optional wipes

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/garn47-car-cat-mouth-watering-heavy-breathing-cat-gif-11931889260534115713

[tranquil bone]

Most of the successful ones these days have abandoned wipes

Hunt doesn't have em, arc doesn't to my knowledge

[carmine lance]

Because I don’t know if it’s a friend or not and you kinda can’t afford to spend more than 2 seconds trying to identify them

[ivory marlin]

Hmmmmm

[obsidian prairie]

There's id (for your squad) and no FF

[carmine lance]

Oh awesome

[ivory marlin]

Tell me more my dear sweet yog

[obsidian prairie]

Enemies are just models with malicious intent

[sterile stone]

Arc Raiders doesn't have a forced wipe either

[void bison]

players without spare time do not have to worry about wipes removing progress and players who want to play the game for a bazillion hours can wipe every 90 days or few months or something

for some small bonuses

[sterile stone]

You can choose to wipe for bonuses but that's about it

[signal spoke]

https://x.com/TheFinalsLatest/status/1988917733237399720?s=20 wait the game been on PS4?

THE FINALS - Latest News (@TheFinalsLatest)

Starting with Season 10 on March 18, 2026, THE FINALS will no longer support PlayStation 4.

"As we continue to advance, it’s become increasingly difficult to maintain and optimize PlayStation 4 support, without limiting the features and gamemodes we want to create"

X · Nov 13, 2025, 10:31 AM

[void bison]

like cosmetics or stash space

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[heady rapids]

https://youtu.be/B067u15o-O0

huh

THE GUY FROM DARKTIDE??????????

[obsidian prairie]

Janfron did cutscene work for this right

Yeah

[carmine lance]

Did work for what

Yakuza or the finals

[obsidian prairie]

The mod

[void bison]

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[heady rapids]

it seems like im replaying yakuza

[carmine lance]

Wack

[ivory marlin]

Hmmmmm

[solar gorge]

don't play tarkob

trust me buddy

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/letsgetcanceled/status/1988949846640980004

Cancel (@letsgetcanceled)

Yeah this game makes it clear that Richtofen is still a nazi.

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https://fxtwitter.com/letsgetcanceled/status/1988951027660587495 @sullen forge Holy shit listen to this voice line

Cancel (@letsgetcanceled)

Already fucking hate each other 😭

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[ivory marlin]

Im gonna play rust like god intended

[sullen forge]

Oh I know

[solar gorge]

rust is very fun if u have a group and time

[sullen forge]

They’re shockingly making Richtofen actually unlikable

[median steeple]

Good

[solar gorge]

u can even draw on signs

my comms are open btw

[void bison]

is this black ops 1 billion zombies

[sullen forge]

No WAGGGHHH on there

Smh

[void bison]

or are we on 8

[solar gorge]

we got raided the day after

it's all dust in the wind now

[sullen forge]

It’s 7 I think

Idk

8 if you count WAW

[void bison]

if i remember right from watching videos and never playing this game then you maybe can also upload images

[solar gorge]

i think that's a very old and very deleted feature

for obvious reasons

there's also a radio in the game that used to be able to play anything u wanted from the internet

that also did not last

[oak ice]

Yeah this mod looks sick

[heady rapids]

just learned it's local

it's over

[calm charm]

I love burning the fuck out of my scalp whenever I bleach my hair

[frosty herald]

https://www.reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndRumours/comments/1ow9t9y/insider_gaming_ubisoft_cfos_internal_email_says/

https://tenor.com/view/ooh-oh-gif-14062129

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/superbad-dicks-jonah-hill-gif-14284064

Me when

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1343865645133070346/glup.gif

[frosty herald]

yeah ubisoft is ready to anounce something

that wont be good for their company in any way

[plush estuary]

I wanted to upload a clip dump video, anyone now a free video editing software?

[frosty herald]

clippy?

[ivory marlin]

Chat i need the new prime asset now

[void bison]

it'll NEVER get better than this, nows the time buy buy buy

[frosty herald]

also valve isnt done with the big anouncements

half life 3 has to be the steam machine launch title

[void bison]

[violet hornet]

Kdenlive is what I use

[solar gorge]

yeag

[void bison]

I edit clips in my mind and store them in my mind archive

deep within the mind palace

[solar gorge]

the steam machine technically wasn't the "big thing" according to leakers

[violet hornet]

Not exactly the most user friendly interface but it's free at least lol

[void bison]

behind many doors and keys

[violet hornet]

And doesn't watermark your shit

[solar gorge]

soon

[heady rapids]

losslesscut

there's genuinely NOTHING better

https://github.com/mifi/lossless-cut

editing as in

i think i misinterpreted your msg

if you want actual editing idk

go pirate davinci..........

[gray ice]

Gooood luck leavin me behind. If anything I'm counting 10 for yo slow ass to reach the train

[ivory marlin]

I hope hl3 is just an expansion on alyx and we find freeman dead in an allyway

[gray ice]

You was lagging beeeeeehind last night

[misty nova]

Olive
Although I think it got brought down or something
The GitHub version still up last time I checked

Yeah

[plush estuary]

f

I have so many clips of Darktide™ moments

[misty nova]

Relatable

[plush estuary]

the video might be like 30 mintues long

of like 15 second long clips

[violet hornet]

Yeah i need to get a proper nas for my clip hoarding

[misty nova]

Well download the older versions of olive then I guess

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/710505734282018889/1210829179927396412/2024-02-24_090209886.gif

[carmine lance]

damn, party finder is barren for havoc rn

[plush estuary]

its the work week for na

[violet hornet]

Here's a link for kdenlive if you wanna check it out, its free, open source, and works on linux, mac, and windows

https://kdenlive.org/

[heady rapids]

make sure to put on some brazilian phonk

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-gif-24437568

oh

@ivory marlin

[ivory marlin]

Wsg

[heady rapids]

mtg mh collab

[ivory marlin]

Oh neat

[heady rapids]

they actually picked a universe that doesnt feel out of place

[ivory marlin]

I hope vorenclex gets a card

I need a cheaper version for my
Abzan deck

[mystic ether]

I plan on dipping out soon but I'm willing to probably fuck around with an auric or two. I'm needed to make sure something happens.

[heady rapids]

i think i have him somewhere

[mystic ether]

Would rather be out making some money rn but...whatever.

[ivory marlin]

The counter doubler one?

Thats like 70$

Or more

Idr

[heady rapids]

idk id have to check

[mystic ether]

Landlords love taking their time with finally addressing issues surrounding maintenance.

[carmine lance]

that's fair

[heady rapids]

no not the counter one for sure

that's too recent

[carmine lance]

what's your steam, in the meantime?

[mystic ether]

I'll let you know shortly. I need some tea and a snack or something.

[heady rapids]

https://packaged-media.redd.it/o9kyl34zi21g1/pb/m2-res_1080p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1763078400&s=572a569f6f756d57b732f7dd076a083b3eedc276

i love the fact that this bitch doesnt lose the dmg bonus until you stop attacking

[violet hornet]

Wat region are you in?

[carmine lance]

NA

east coast

[ivory marlin]

This one

[heady rapids]

no

but counter slop is bound to be pricy

[violet hornet]

Yeah i had trouble finding havoc games on weekdays there

[ivory marlin]

I need more counter slop

[heady rapids]

go play something honorable instead

[violet hornet]

Seems to be easier the closer you get to 11pm on weekdays

[heady rapids]

bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[mystic ether]

If you're playing magic, honor is a suggestion nobody has ever had to follow.

[ivory marlin]

https://moxfield.com/decks/y5vK9SFKnEy54EwEg3ZBnw

[heady rapids]

@ivory marlin whats the big green guy called

[ivory marlin]

Look at this deck

[ivory marlin]

Which one

[heady rapids]

the one that counter slop runs

gives i think stats per creature to everyone

or something

[ivory marlin]

The shitty dino ran as a joke

Oh

Idk

[heady rapids]

not the dino

the uhhhhhhhh

behemoth?

oh yeah this shit

i remember playing against an elf deck

with this guy

oh they reprinted him

even

[ivory marlin]

Ah yeah

[violet hornet]

Craterboof butthemoth is how my pod refers to this one

[ivory marlin]

Rate my counter slop deck

[heady rapids]

tables i used to play had people run og duals

[signal spoke]

the second hidden game....

[heady rapids]

i havent played since

idk

2020

[ivory marlin]

Reading the card and all that

[heady rapids]

thats deadlock

[trail walrus]

Ik my step-dad had this backsteel forge artifact deck that was impossible to kill

[heady rapids]

no there's a closed beta for deadlock

it's that

[ivory marlin]

God i love blacksteel forge

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/marcus-marcus-the-worm-gif-13164059535958008471

[heady rapids]

as a rakdos player anything artifact related is a fuck you

personal even

[trail walrus]

However I found a way around his blacksteel forge and could whoop his ass lol

[heady rapids]

back then i had 1 artifact removal

the eldrazi exile spell

thing

idk

[trail walrus]

I cant attack...didnt say I could make your health negative

He had this whole combo with this tapping card artifact, and this dude who only allows one dude to attack and defend during a turn

[heady rapids]

mfw the only artifact removal in my colors is a 7 mana common

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-gif-1834222127792525549

[ivory marlin]

This deck is from 2020ish

https://moxfield.com/decks/pob8LZ2v40KNZ9MIuUfRhQ

[trail walrus]

I didnt like exiting idky, but I was able to well, make any of his things health go negative which didnt attack but would still kill

Exiling

[heady rapids]

the fuck is this

[ivory marlin]

Artifacts :3

[trail walrus]

Plus he had a blacksteel colossus which had 11/11 i think

[frosty herald]

If i see that the internet has exploded and i have 20 pings i know half life 3 has been anounced when i wake up

[trail walrus]

And would put this hammer on it that increases how much damage it does for every artifact on the field

And heal him to

[ivory marlin]

Darksteal or blightsteel

[trail walrus]

Maybe darksteel but it couldent be killed

[ivory marlin]

One is a 10/10 indestructible the other is an 11/11 infect indestructible

[void bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1244083301367681105/1404989836691111966/togif.gif

[trail walrus]

Maybe the 10/10 then

[ivory marlin]

Is there an issue?

[trail walrus]

Its been a years but yea that was his powerhouse...then I could kill with ease lol

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1135595987180724284/gat.gif

[ivory marlin]

You jusge too harshly

I have a worse artifact deck

[heady rapids]

i just saw 10 tezzerets

[trail walrus]

Oh he also had this artifact disk that destroys everything on field but bc it was a artifact it wouldent destroys any of his stuff bc of the forge, and he could use it 4 times a turn

[ivory marlin]

Did you see the name?

Thats a fun card

[heady rapids]

i genuinely dont even remember what's in my deck anymore

[frosty herald]

Isnt mtg teasing a monster hunter collab?

[trail walrus]

And also discard was good against him to

[heady rapids]

there should be 2 eldrazi titans

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[ivory marlin]

Im debating an eldrazi deck

[heady rapids]

& every time i played this the game turned into archenemy

[trail walrus]

I had this discard and draw deck that would kill a person just for doing anything with a card, oh you drew one you lose hp, you put one down you lose hp, you discarded a card, lose even more lol

[ivory marlin]

This would be the commander

:3

[heady rapids]

do the 5$ ramp

whatever it was called

[frosty herald]

Is mtg now absurdly confusing like yugioh?

[heady rapids]

i think kozilek

[heady rapids]

i never understood yugioh

[ivory marlin]

I have a deck where any time i play a lizard you take 1 dmg

[heady rapids]

https://youtu.be/Avjj4V8tJTc

my friend had this

FUCK

7 YEARS AGO

[ivory marlin]

Unc

[trail walrus]

Ive seen similar but with goblins

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-old-man-deltarune-chapter-4-gerson-old-man-gerson-gif-9899296470632859392

[ivory marlin]

Goblins are silly

But i like lizards

[trail walrus]

They're fuckin weird

[ivory marlin]

So i made lizards

[trail walrus]

I like saprelings

[ivory marlin]

Its simple i tap 1 guy and now all my guys have a twin brother

[trail walrus]

This one deck can make lands into 30/30 monsters

[ivory marlin]

And then next turn

The same thing

My favorite tribal is squirrels

[heady rapids]

idk man

[trail walrus]

And its like oh you wanna attack then I block with my 30/30 land

Oh and they have trample

[ivory marlin]

https://moxfield.com/decks/rPidz1DCs0isBGiRTF2vTA

Its slow burn

But ive done 800 even

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-staring-staring-awkward-man-side-eye-side-eyeing-gif-25237094

[ivory marlin]

And that was cuz i was getting bored

[ivory marlin]

You judge too harshly

[violet hornet]

Needs more abrade

[heady rapids]

yk what my fav card was

[ivory marlin]

Would you like a 2 card combo that gives you infinite combat steps if your opponent cant block a 6/6 flying trample?

[heady rapids]

the demon from that 2hg set

[ivory marlin]

Its in red so youll love it @heady rapids

[violet hornet]

Every pod I have played in has at least one squirrel token deck player lmao

[ivory marlin]

Im mot unique i know

I am in the sense that i use not chatterfang

[heady rapids]

i ran this

funny lil guy

[ivory marlin]

Real

[ivory marlin]

Its like

Reverse wedding ring

[violet hornet]

Oh yup all the ones I have seen are chatter fang decks

[heady rapids]

that's silly

[ivory marlin]

Its goofy

[heady rapids]

oh smothering tithe still costs money

nice

i have one

[ivory marlin]

Sell it

Or give me it for my birthday

[heady rapids]

im taking it to the grave

[ivory marlin]

😔

I have a 100$ card

Its really pretty

[heady rapids]

i have 2 eldrazi titans

[ivory marlin]

Its in this deck

[ivory marlin]

Which ones

The super expensive ones?

[heady rapids]

one kozilek and ulamog

i think the older ones

[ivory marlin]

Oh then yeah

[heady rapids]

with annihilator

[ivory marlin]

Yeah those are pricey rn

[heady rapids]

i dont really remember what i have that actually costs money

id have to look sets up

and check

[sterile stone]

@gray ice Brother man I come asking a question

Do you by chance own a barrel 3

[heady rapids]

let me check

wtf man

what happened to the prices

is magic affordable now?

[ivory marlin]

No!

[heady rapids]

it used to be 3x as expensive

[violet hornet]

They are getting better at reprinting old stuff and the community is starting to warm up to proxies more

[heady rapids]

why the fuck is he 15$

[ivory marlin]

Gods are outdated

[heady rapids]

ok he's always been 15$

weird

i remember picking him up for a couple bucks

[violet hornet]

He's decent

Might have more utility nowadays than before

[ivory marlin]

Hows it feel being old

Avatar the last airbender is released next week

Im going to a event for it tomorrow

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/varya-gif-23367099

[ivory marlin]

Gonna go 0-4

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/retroslop-gubby-roblox-ruben-sim-retro-gif-18141038101229705173

[ivory marlin]

Then ima go eat daves hot chicken

And then CRY

Like a real man

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-nothing-look-at-the-time-nothing-clock-nothing-ever-happens-clock-gif-4518983960573307132

[ivory marlin]

I went 4-0 at the spiderman prerelease event

[heady rapids]

i once got 1st place in a 2hg tourney

we won like

20 something packs

[ivory marlin]

I got a ornament

[carmine lance]

what the hell

someone running crucis thammer WITHOUT thrust

wild to see in havoc

[misty nova]

I got confused then I remembered about the collab lol

[heady rapids]

yeah i think whoever mentions those

should be shot

like when i played the worst collabs were just

hasbro shit

like transformers and my little pony and whatnot

[ivory marlin]

Avatar kinda fits tho

[heady rapids]

and now it's literally everything

i mean uhh i guess

but then there's fucking marvel

[ivory marlin]

Fits better than every other ub this year

[heady rapids]

and other shit

[obsidian prairie]

Fortnite of card games

[heady rapids]

the fuck am i playing

yeah

fortnite the gathering

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-power-claws-horus-heresy-gif-25203025

Who actualy wants all of the collab cards

[ivory marlin]

Fortnite has some cards

[heady rapids]

ill always be biased tho

cause

[ivory marlin]

No one!

[heady rapids]

warhammer collab is fucking lit

[ivory marlin]

Yeah i really liked warhammer and fallout

[gray ice]

A barrel 3?

[heady rapids]

i can look past if it's a franchise i like

[ivory marlin]

Then they added ips i don’t care for and became a hypocrite

[sterile stone]

Extended barrel 3

[heady rapids]

well fuck except fucking

marvel

[frosty herald]

Isnt it more a horus heresy collab?

[heady rapids]

no

[gray ice]

It's just extended barrel innit

[ivory marlin]

No it only got a card

[gray ice]

And yea I have BP for it

[sterile stone]

The purple one?

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/table-flip-gif-6521068218280610299

[gray ice]

Yeh, doesn't have tiers. It's a unique attach

[heady rapids]

it's 40k

[ivory marlin]

Damn good cards in the wh set tho

[frosty herald]

I thought there was a horus card

Or was it abaddon?

[sterile stone]

Let your boy hold one

I got an idea

[ivory marlin]

Abaddon

And his sword

[twin wagon]

@lumi is that you?

oh wait

[violet hornet]

Check out blood for the blood god

[gray ice]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-steve-carell-im-interested-im-listening-gif-4501197

[sterile stone]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s-Bb-tii5FA

[heady rapids]

the only good warhammer card game

[ivory marlin]

Aint that the rakdos and 8 kill everything

[heady rapids]

like just

kill everything?

[violet hornet]

Its not actually

[heady rapids]

what's the wording

[gray ice]

How is the extended barrel helping here

[heady rapids]

ok it doesnt even

target creatures

i mean it's alright i like wheels

[ivory marlin]

Damn close for a card i font run

[gray ice]

It's just dude taking torrente duels at the range you're supposed to

[violet hornet]

Nah 8 player damage to each opponent is probably better imo

[gray ice]

Comp 3 is gonna help waaaaay more than an extended barrel

[heady rapids]

it's still kinda mid

[ivory marlin]

Your mid

[gray ice]

This is why content creators are a plague

[violet hornet]

Its worth if you have a sac deck

8 draw is op in rakdos

[ivory marlin]

I really like that instant that deals 13 dmg if the opponent is at 13 hp

[sterile stone]

I still need one I can add to a osprey

[heady rapids]

was edgar ever banned

[violet hornet]

Plus if you have anything that doubles enemy damage taken that adds up quick

[sterile stone]

I got 2 gold fire rate stocks to trade

[twin wagon]

Delete this before the normies see it

Our methods

[violet hornet]

Nope lol

[sterile stone]

Chief already said it don't do nada

[heady rapids]

i think he is in cedh

good

[violet hornet]

I don't really see him run tho

[heady rapids]

my fav sacslop

[ivory marlin]

No

[twin wagon]

The secret is out fellow rats

Run-flee

[gray ice]

No go ahead run extended barrel on torrente

[ivory marlin]

Just expensive

[heady rapids]

my friedn had a deck

with him

tho it was a modified precon

[gray ice]

When I take it off the body I'll put it on a weapon that makes sense

[violet hornet]

Korvold better imo

[heady rapids]

who

not even a real card

[sterile stone]

I was considering slapping the gold stock on the Osprey

[ivory marlin]

I can’t remember the name

[sterile stone]

That 25% fire rate on it would go kinda hard

[ivory marlin]

This is so saf

[heady rapids]

ok first thing

wrong colors

[gray ice]

Meh I'd put it on bobcat tempest or bettina

Osprey ain't doin much widdit

[violet hornet]

My only rakdos deck is grenzo

We love random bullshit

[heady rapids]

i could never get my hands on him

ok nvm

[violet hornet]

i have a frank reynolds proxy for him haha

[heady rapids]

im thinking abt someone else

idk who

let me take a look

fucking who

dude what the fuck

or was that guy in red

fuck

i cant remember

[ivory marlin]

Asmo is awesome

[sterile stone]

Unless there's something to speed up the ADS I don't see better

[heady rapids]

@violet hornet iu aaaaaaaalways wanted this guy

[frosty herald]

isnt there a stranger things collab too

also b1ade the new weapon frameworks are really cool in season 6

[violet hornet]

This shit is stronk asf

[frosty herald]

wood furnish with vent holes

[heady rapids]

they looked like ass to me

[gray ice]

I n t r o d u c I n g

[heady rapids]

they never reprinted him until i stopped playing

[ivory marlin]

Partner on that is insane what the fuck

[heady rapids]

i was going to run him in my lord of riots deck

BUT ALAS

[violet hornet]

Lost against this and it made me rage hard

Such a dumb mechanic

[heady rapids]

if i saw sbd run something like that i would probably just

tear it apart

just rip it in half

[ivory marlin]

Blacker lotus moment

[violet hornet]

Yeah that shit was not where my out of practice power level was at haha

[heady rapids]

i typed that before reading his textbox btw

[frosty herald]

this sounds like cancer

[gray ice]

But anyways I got like 3 extended barrels if you want em

[heady rapids]

but

as i said

every table i played at had people with og duals

[ivory marlin]

Chat why yall making me wanna play mtg rn

[sterile stone]

Damn

[violet hornet]

I went straight to chemo afterwards

[heady rapids]

fucking

grown adults with jobs

[sterile stone]

You know what's missing in that description tho big fella

[heady rapids]

that have money

[sterile stone]

The Osprey

[frosty herald]

does mtg have an online card game like yugioh duel masters?

[heady rapids]

I HATE those types of people

[violet hornet]

Mtg arena and mtg online

[frosty herald]

i wonder

[gray ice]

I'm a magician ig

[ivory marlin]

Wait chat i get to play mtg

[frosty herald]

can you sometimes just not be able to make a build cause the card isnt printed anymore or too expensive

[ivory marlin]

Tomorrow

[frosty herald]

i know the black lotus is banned from comp

[ivory marlin]

Sometimes yeah

[heady rapids]

what can you do

[sterile stone]

You a comedian now ain't yah

[ivory marlin]

I have a deck idea with no commander thar works

And it pisses me off

[sterile stone]

I'ma run yo pockets one day

[heady rapids]

who's the commander

[sterile stone]

Trust

[ivory marlin]

None work

[heady rapids]

fym

[gray ice]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-nye-party-horn-confetti-sarcastic-like-child-gif-5499505

[ivory marlin]

But the concept is whipe black blue spirits and enchantments

[heady rapids]

just run whatevert

[median steeple]

Keep seeing beta decay stuff but like i don't really thing this game is ever gonna come out

[gray ice]

You try the matriarch yet?

[ivory marlin]

Not a single legendary creature in those colors helps the deck

[misty nova]

https://x.com/PopBase/status/1989042976098775078?s=19

Pop Base (@PopBase)

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The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.

(https://t.co/sdqfKoknXx)

X · Nov 13, 2025, 6:49 PM

[ivory marlin]

I should just ren sen triplets

[heady rapids]

so

yeah

do that

[misty nova]

@gork is this true

[heady rapids]

problem solved LMAO

my friend used to run sen

[sterile stone]

I've been trying my best to not get an aneurysm from the pubs

[minor summit]

No one here talking about the class, check

[heady rapids]

we'd beat him every now end then after he left the club

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/venture-bros-dr-orpheus-the-monarch-burning-gif-4593888240680293590

[heady rapids]

senselessly

[sterile stone]

There's test builds you can play if you know the right people

[heady rapids]

yeah whoever runs that

gets beaten up after the game

irl

[ivory marlin]

Lmao

I have a sen triplets deck actually

[heady rapids]

cause it's usually also some stax shit

[ivory marlin]

No mine just fully shuts people out of the game

The second it hits my turn i then have access to everyone’s hand, graveyard, exile, top of library and bottom of library

[signal spoke]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3932890/Escape_from_Tarkov/ are we buying slop?

Steam

Escape from Tarkov

…

Price

$37.49

Release Date

Nov 15, 2025

▶ Play video

[ivory marlin]

Its not fun for anyone

[gray ice]

Bout to go give it a run see what happens

[ivory marlin]

I dont enjoy using it

[frosty herald]

no ai is pretty big

[ivory marlin]

But sometimes its required

[heady rapids]

i think they banned this guy?

is he banned?

[sterile stone]

Best of luck to you, I'm back on the snaphook blueprint grind

[signal spoke]

Locking PVE mode still as DLC for steam

[misty nova]

What in the doctor strange

[ivory marlin]

I don’t actually know ban list

[heady rapids]

hitler dead

no cause you'd actually get killed

for running him

[minor summit]

Yeah

[heady rapids]

and it would be justified

[plush estuary]

sniper switched team

[heady rapids]

i think i played against a sliver deck once

imagine having the money to build that

craazyy

[ivory marlin]

Most cards that include blue green or blue black are evil

[ivory marlin]

:(

Im so sorry

[sterile stone]

People got all kinda disposible income for hobbies

I mean look at the 40k fandom

60$ for 5 guardsman minis

[heady rapids]

fucking

8k

that's slivers for ya

[misty nova]

What in the semi used car is that

[heady rapids]

OH CAUSE IT

CAUSE IT RUNS OG DUALS

that's why it costs 8 fucking thousand dollars

[ivory marlin]

My most expensive deck is 800

[heady rapids]

but as i said

people had them

at my tables

imagine

[ivory marlin]

I did not spend 800 most of it was bulk but still

[narrow mauve]

i love the orthus offensive!

[heady rapids]

yeah i mean you never do

you trade shit

open shit

win shit

[ivory marlin]

My old chemistry teacher had a near mint alpha black lotus

[heady rapids]

my most expensive card was the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

a masterpiece something

thoughtseize

used to be 150$

i traded it for a lot of expensive demons and eldrazi

made a deck

[void bison]

yoink

[frosty herald]

its artificial scarcity

[heady rapids]

yeah i mean

it's tcgplayer tho

could probs get it a lot cheaper

[frosty herald]

they could easily choose to reprint black lotus

[heady rapids]

it's on reserved list

so no they cant easily choose to reprint it

[frosty herald]

reserved list?

[heady rapids]

cards that cant be reprinted

[frosty herald]

due to resources or the amount of money theyre worth?

[void bison]

elvis died on the toilet

[void bison]

shit's no joke

[frosty herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124335205650538509/1283126260775784529/bonk_loop.gif

[misty nova]

https://x.com/Candy4ppleRed/status/1988692063425294414?s=19

volare (@Candy4ppleRed)

Calm the fuck down man

X · Nov 12, 2025, 7:35 PM

[hexed igloo]

Ts stupid as hell

Just print the cards lil bro

[heady rapids]

they're still played tbh

[frosty herald]

not reprinting a card so some dusty boomers can fawn over their overpriced piece of cardboard

[hexed igloo]

I get card collecting and all that but it's getting stupid

[ivory marlin]

No

[hexed igloo]

Maybe he shoulda put his phone down

[ivory marlin]

Its not that great anymore

[heady rapids]

it wouldnt matter it's only legal in vintage

[ivory marlin]

Well like 0 mana for 3 will always be good

[heady rapids]

and to play vintage you need to be a millionaire

[ivory marlin]

But also turn 1 sol ring into arcane signate exists

[heady rapids]

yeah whoever dropped

sol ring

into another mana rock

into whatever the fuck else

[frosty herald]

legit pay2win

[heady rapids]

got beaten after the game

[hexed igloo]

I like to glue my rare cards into the sleeves so that they don't fall out and get damaged

[heady rapids]

turn 1 i mean

[ivory marlin]

Ima kiss the inventor on the mouth

[heady rapids]

turn 1 sol ring is already bad

[hexed igloo]

I use wood glue usually because the cards are made of wood

[ivory marlin]

:(

[gray ice]

Double yoink

[ivory marlin]

I was that tiktok

[violet hornet]

Wait til you see turn 1 krarkashima

[heady rapids]

you're making those up

[hexed igloo]

You see the one of "man I wish the sleeves were reusable"

[violet hornet]

Krark the thumbless partnered with sakashima of a thousand faces

Bro won turn 2

[hexed igloo]

They should make it illegal to purchase cards if you're over the age of 13 imo

[violet hornet]

The tevrog deck is probably still worse lol

[mystic ether]

People should just lift merch from scalpers more idk.

[ivory marlin]

Turn 1 dark ritual into sol ring into arcane into any other fucking mana rock into su-chi cave guardian

[mystic ether]

Yeah uh, exodia?

I know about card games.

Yep

That's me

[ivory marlin]

Oh you mean nicol bolas dragon god?

[mystic ether]

Card game player 617

[ivory marlin]

Mr “if you dont control a legendary kill yourself”

[mystic ether]

Yeah Victor Belmont yeah 1 mana 2 mana rgb 321 midrange back in 98

[violet hornet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1346170649311449190/1392911816681721866/Screenshot_2025-07-10-12-54-08-18_be80aec1db9a2b53c9d399db0c602181.jpg?ex=69175eb8&is=69160d38&hm=f5a4b4565ce3d9eb4253458358327acd582e290f31d042e6dd27b36f989a4e12&

[heady rapids]

oh sorry you'd literally get killed if you had an opening hand

like that

sorry

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/vanilla-lies-gif-26626539

[ivory marlin]

I had a hand a bit ago

Where on turn 3 i played frank horrogin

7 mana

[heady rapids]

imo if you have

[ivory marlin]

8/6

[heady rapids]

t1 sol ring

you should fear for your life

[mystic ether]

Definitely a Frank Horrigan looking kind of guy

[violet hornet]

What's wrong with t1 sol ring

[ivory marlin]

By turn 5 i had 15 floating while the runner up had 3

I was safe

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/710505734282018889/1204383938458419250/2024-02-06_141125284.gif

[ivory marlin]

I think you just need more ramp

[heady rapids]

t1 sol ring is haram

[violet hornet]

Yeah if I don't have fat mana rock, part of wincon, serious gas or tax / stax im mulliganing

[heady rapids]

when i played we didnt have the new mulligan

[ivory marlin]

You want a silly rampcard

[heady rapids]

whatever it's called

[ivory marlin]

Friendly?

[violet hornet]

London mulligan I think it's called?

[heady rapids]

the one when you have to put cards back in

[violet hornet]

It's been the same since I started so to me it's just mulligan

[heady rapids]

ewwwwwwwwwwww

fucking newgens ruined magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ivory marlin]

Add green equal to highest toughness

[sterile stone]

Whatchu even using them damn matriarch cores for

[ivory marlin]

In a toughness matters deck

[violet hornet]

My rudest decks are zur with tergrid as a secret commander and kaalia of the vast

[ivory marlin]

@heady rapids @full nebula

[heady rapids]

this would fuck with that one dragon

yk the one?

[violet hornet]

But I usually run gluntch or arcades these days

Arcades for sure haha

[ivory marlin]

Mmmmmmm 30 green mana on turn 8

[violet hornet]

Oh damn im for sure getting this for arcades

[sterile stone]

Aye hold on cheeseball

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[sterile stone]

Y'all got Avatar colabs?

[ivory marlin]

Next week

Im going to a pre release tomorrow

[violet hornet]

Man we getting all kinds of shit

[sterile stone]

Wild

[heady rapids]

yeah mtg is literally fortnite now

[violet hornet]

They even have a star Trek set planned lol

[sterile stone]

Crazy how the most expensive card y'all ever got was the lord of the rings collab

[violet hornet]

The avatar set has actually interesting cards tho

[heady rapids]

dude i hope you have a will

cause im ending your life like right about now

[ivory marlin]

LMAO

[stray summit]

my zealot

[ivory marlin]

Woah

[tranquil bone]

how are they handling black in avatar anyway. Do they just get sent to the corner while everyone else plays with their toys

[ivory marlin]

Basically fire nation is red black

Earth is black green

Uhhhhh

[ivory marlin]

Thats mainly it i think?

[stray summit]

Bought it from Jek Korpen he do good stuff

[violet hornet]

There's some black cards representing elements aligned with other colors

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[tranquil bone]

Ok that sounds very funny

[tranquil bone]

I wish magic wasn't so annoying to actually build and play

[violet hornet]

Lmao

Yeah it's quite the time commitment

[heady rapids]

just find a cool precon

then work with that

[violet hornet]

Cant take a break either unless you wanna be out of practice and need to do a lot of deck updates

[heady rapids]

but im talking

commander

everything else is cancer

outside of sealed

[violet hornet]

I only play commander with cheap proxy cards

[heady rapids]

commander is fun everything else is mimimi zzzzzzzzzzzz

[ivory marlin]

Recently theyve been tryna get new people to play

[tranquil bone]

Yeah, I last played like a decade ago in highschool ultra casual lunch table stuff

[heady rapids]

you could brute force standard with 20$ burn decks

are those still at hing?

[ivory marlin]

Check your lgs and they might have a free learner deck

[heady rapids]

i sure hope they are

[ivory marlin]

Im not joking either

[heady rapids]

in my days there were

cheap as fuck gate decks

and burn

for budget standard

[heady rapids]

those have 20 cards