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vets not in the running so he can stay :3
psyker really is the new arbitrator huh
A jpeg of morrow
morrow mpreg
Lmao gta6 got delayed again
That class is so overpowered
I hope it keeps getting pushed back
Lmao
Do people really think vet is weak in comparison to other classes right now
Shoved back to this time next year basically
Apparently
14 mana OR 4 mana and tapping 10 artifacts/creatures
How
Vets in a great spot
I give it 6 months and then it'll be pushed back another year
I just think it could’ve used redistribution of the talents just cause right side is really fucking stacked
A delayed and buggy release, just as God intended
gta players are genuinely government plants
But vet is the gun class
Outside of that I genuinely want Power Midchion tweaked
im joking but I think vet is for nerds
You dont build him for melee
:(
Game has so much nothing to do
:(
Melee side being objectively far more effective than the other sides of the tree
Truly impeccable
Someone was saying that the other day
bring back pre p13 vet
That upsets me
A huge part of it is exploit and skirmisher just getting juiced and not being limited to melee and close range damage respectively
game crashed
Power Falchion being a fumble of a melee upsets me so fucking much
I turned you into currency so any argument you have is irrelevant

thats crazy
I have a feeling FS won’t change it cause of creep
I hate to say it
That and Nu-Vets will throw a tantrum
@deft badge wanna play outlast? i just got home
Its a mix of the fundamental design of the weapon not meshing well with vet and them being cautious with weapon values and the blessing pool, to not make it OP
The overheat mechanic demands that it is your main weapon by a large margin, rarely putting it down
I keep feeling like the only person to not really care about gta6
I don't give a shit about it it's just funny to shit on a game being delayed
It's just gonna be gta5 but with better graphics
Ive never played gta online and never finished the story of 5
And have not played any of the other games
I played San Andreas and that was alright but I was also like 11
Which made it fucking abysmal and it’s upsetting, I really enjoy it but the biggest irk I have about it is
It can’t even stagger vets biggest threat
There's just nothing to do in gta
I'm sure alot of people don't
It really should on heavy activated attacks like the relic blade does
But that's not gonna stop it from selling like crack in the 80s
Nope fuck you it doesn’t!
Well you see the plasma doesn't have enough infinite cleave and the weapon specialist doesn't have enough fun
This is why shovel is the goat
GTA online is gonna be fucking horrible since take2 don't give fuck all about their consumer base
I think they could as a Bandaid fix
And the tree doesn't have enough flat damage increases
Tweak the stagger values
Its so safe
Or easy CDR
Then eventually change it’s ADMs or Damage
Or crit synergy
Or impactful blitz infinitely
Or infinite ammo
is this real
@spare talon reminder Power Midchion needs Rending Strikes to actually do effective damage in powered mode against carapace
Lmao
And this is with abusing the juicing of Exploit and Skirmisher
I’ve never played a rockstar game 
Imagine how ass it would be without those 3
I do
Because i ran it in havoc with an exe inf las build during testing
Before those nodes were the way they are
They cant keep getting away with being so based
I’m genuinely curious
How awful was it
Cause like I genuinely enjoy this weapon like next to the Vigilants
I've ever only played sa
I just hate the current state it’s in
I hated using it
But I wasnt sure how much of it was my dislike for the overheat mechanic (which is why i dont use relic blade ever)
Or my dislike for the weapon moveset and damage profiles
See those things you’re listing don’t bother me too much cause I find them actually fun
But yet we’re both agreeing
It feels like ass
Something is wrong LMAO
The rotoscope lmfao
The fabled instant pounce dog
it jumped around the corner
Shit like this
Is actually why I caved today
Where's the impact frame version
another falls to sheitan
My dad was very strict on age ratings as I was growing up! By the time I was old enough, they stopped looking interesting to me
Oh hey
Did you know
spidey sense tbh
As stays up for longer
is as close as u can get
Fabled?
I’m disabling everything except the warning
Where it says like “Cleave” “Pounce”
It feels like an intentional mechanic with how much I get it
Etc
Cause I don’t need anything else
Its fully intentional
That's what I figured
I just need a warning of when the game says
fucking iron man suit
Haha fuck you
I don't like any of the ui mods
Dogs can insta pounce when running straight towards you
like crosshair ui spidey sense none of that shit
You have to strafe to their side
Sometimes I feel like I can tell by the way they run but I can't put my finger on how
i don't fw mods impacting the gameplay this much
I don't want my ui to look like I hooked up fucking jarvis to it
I’m getting beyond tilted by the incompetency of this team not being able to fix it and the servers
sound stuff will never be fixed unless they change engine
im p sure it's just autodesk is at it's fukcing limit
about to burst
when it comes to sounds
z
yeah assuming they keep buffing shit and upping enemy counts to keep up with the buffs
bro is getting tilted at the towers
I’m just keeping the warning of a disable or overhead
even in hd2 when there's too many enemies sound is the first thing to blow up
I haven’t had issues with silent crushers yet
hd2 suffers more from horrible audio mixing
But I’m having so many issues with Silent Hounds and Trappers
Gale have you tried sm2 yet
You 100% should when update 11 drops
The game is so smooth
i'm talking about something else entirely
just canals shitting themselbes like in dt cuz too many entities
ehhh I've never encountered sound bugs like that myself
I only encounter sound bugs with pox burster spam
so the engine is like, ok too many different sound sources, so i have to mute this one to not explode
I get really bored of it sometimes I’m ngl
It’s like fucking psychological warfare, EVERYTHING goes dead fucking silent
I remember there being a bug in drg that made bugs silent if you weren't looking at them & had shadows on low
cause shadows wouldn't render
and sound was tied to their shadows or animations or some shit
let me look it up
What.
That’s weird as hell lmao
tf2 spy conditioning makes me immune to any silent enemy in any game evar
I've never heard that one before but I would not be surprised at all
ue animations
periodical 360 technique
if you had shadows not on ultra they wouldn't render unless you looked at the enemy
ultimate swag
and you wouldn't hear them
it's unreal
What the fuck
DRG is UE4 iirc
Thats the most absurd thing ive ever heard
I think it's ue3.5
Rogue core is unreal 5
omega slopey
3.5 would probably make more sense with how old it is
And you can notice it very clearly
Now that im noticing it
Why would rockstar put out the gta6 release date when theyre under fire for union busting and protests infront of their office?
Full release was 2020 I think the very earliest testing and such was like 2018 ish
Me
That involves:
Grunts
Guards
Slashers
Oppressor
Acid Spitter
Web Spitter
Praetorian
Exploder
Warden
Hoarder
Sentinels
All Dreadnoughts
All they are expected to make sound when they're outside of your screen, however they just don't make any sounds but rare roars and bites when they're already eating you. Example of how it's expected to be: Q'Ron...
Nothing eventful has happened and I’m over 20
My life is already over
my life is quite eventful but it's already over
i'm sure whenever i get to 30
i'll just go bald and kms p much
Youll be 25 and immediately get grey hairs
first clip is on medium shadows, second is ultra
don't let me bald!!!
omg lmao y'all reminded me of the funniest bug ever
isnt dorn bald
I'm returning after a while, and wondering what all the hype about the relic blade is about? I was playing around and it felt okay, but also like my eviscerator was still better
relic does single target damage immediately, while evis has to wait for sawing for damage
which sawing can get you killed, especially in high havocs due to shooters dealing a ton of damage
idk if I'll be able to find footage but around sludge pump's release it used to shoot black squares and crash lobbies
theyre kind of side grades to each other now, but relic still pulls ahead slightly due to ease of use with the sprint thrust
Evis doesn't have the badass running stab so it loses by default
and frontloaded damage
I see, so it's the mobility and getting to use the finesse damage talent on a cleave weapon
Pretty sure to this day it's effects are broken for a lot of people on dx12
finesse damage still applies to evis
mk3 specifically has high finesse modifiers on L1 and L4
and finesse still applies to sawing attacks
And Evis15 revved Crits will rip and tear until it's done
probably on lower end gpus yeah
works fine by me but when it was first introduced I had glowing macteras
I've really tried to love evis I just can't get over how bad the sticking feels even with the buffs
rave party type shit
man now I'm even more lost, I thought finesse was only on finesse labelled weapons. shit
finesse is a modifier that applies to all attacks
Finesse just means headshot/crit damage
and determines a weapons crit damage and weakspot damage
an attack with high finesse does more damage on weakspots or on crits than a weapon with a lower finesse modifier
thoughts on pocket shotgun?
All shotguns are in my pocket
You'll have to be more specific
you cant see the exact finesse modifier but you can look at the attack breakdowns after inspecting the weapon and if a weapon has significantly more damage on a crit or weakspot than a bodyshot, anything that adds finesse damage will be especially good
The double barrel? I think people do like shroudfield stuff with it but I thought it was mostly a vet gun
knife for example does like 3x damage on a weakspot/crit than a bodyshot
🫃
Best mixed horde weapon available
word, thanks! I wish my poor sweet thunder hammer was still used, after coming back I haven't seen a single other person with one 😭
i have great news for u
thammer is amazing
now
can confirm
TH is like in the best state it ever has been
because of martyrdom buffs and a single new talent
IT'S TINALLY TIME????
unfalt my beloved
which talent my sage
holy shit I'm straight cheesin
flamber is good
this talent makes thammer very good
this is so hype omfg
yuh
worth more than fyre dollar
TRUE!!!
Gimme the template for this
I have it
can't get it anymore
he who has the printer has the supply
yeah but ur gonna gatekeep it
cant have value without scarcity
what if they unban fyre
dirty capitalist
is there gonna be more printed
I would let people have fyre dollar then
but I doubt thats happening any time soon
Thammer is what I used to climb back to havoc 40 this season, which is the hardest one yet
With a build very similar to the one above, only a 2 point difference
pull yourself up by your bootstraps and stop asking for handouts
fuck off ronald regan
Brother literally got a 2nd chance
And fucked it
ohg what did u have instead
i don’t rember
I doubt he's ever coming back
i made that from memory
I didnt have duellist and push atk speed
I had providence and good balance
oh right
yah that’s probably better tbh
duelist isn’t very needed
Helping teammates in my co op game? Gross 🤢
I really love DS for speed and reliably taking down crushers. But it doesn't feel as nice as psword
dueling sword
vomits
Yeah but I can off carapace armor in a few hits!!!!
Pairs nicely with the revive speed i put on my curios in place of stamina regen, cuz desperation with sprinting heavies
I will eat your dueling sword
Heavy hits but eh
i don't think i have providence in any build it could help with the average pub
ds5 is cool sometimes!!
in caze of major ground sniffing
Berserk reference
It can be better thab ds4
why not duelist though? Taking good balance over it doesnt seem like a good trade
I like my plasma grenadier build
shhh
This is for havoc, thats why
explain in fortnite terms please
doesnt change any one shot breakpoint in havoc
or if it does it doesnt really matter
Put this in tiktok format with brainrot referred pls 🙏
Meesa have enough damage
Meesa want to stay alive to do that damage
if i don’t need duelist maybe i can play zealot again
khaby lame mechanism thunder hammer 67 41
uhm
i cant think of any more
little red book type thrust blessing
The bit part of it double dipping on a crit weakspot was removed in the rework
never speak again thank you
So the max potential on a fotf hit is much less
Assuming it was even proceed when you wanted it
the era of auto include duelist is over
Treal
literally no one is complaining about no damage
do i need to bust out the scoreboards again
Yes
What are we arguing about
Zealot Damage which is perfectly fine as is?
as he does is ragebait literally no point to interact
taking a long ass break from darksnide because I know I'll burn myself out when I play the new class for 2 weeks straight
You haven't been to the forums enough
(good btw)
It's all poor takes

uhhh is it worth taking enduring faith and those crit stuff if im not running blazing piety
or a crit weapon for that matter
What's your ability?
fotf
You can get some enduring faith value yes
im running super marty 
guess ill take it for that vet node
that made its way to zealot tree somehow
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
the incrased dmg and toughness over time after an elite kill
Not bad
i am
zealot and non smaul arb do negative damage rn
they actually just heal the enemy now
Finally
the shocking just makes everything more excited
Darktide support
Speaking of forums
I think Fatshark should listen to them and give brittleness to zealot
(it'll be a dead talent, but at least it'll be there)
they should just port over onslaught

I tried out these talents and haven't been this happy since I first got it in the beta
it’s like pox gas but speeds them up instead of making them tanky
martyrdom with new tree is stupid good
just came back to darktide after like a year and a half break. whole ass game seems totally different. could someone point me in the direction of a general utility build for zealot
9/10 edit, needs Zealot cowl
what melee weapon are you trying to use
heavy evis + flamer
shame I left the server and lost permissions for image sharing or id post my gear for a quick "is this now garbage" update
fairly basic build with 5 extra points left over for flexibility
does any one have a h40 book build thats sort of competitive on dmg? the closest ive seen is marty RB when the rest of the team is light on horde clear
wasnt sure which evisc mark you're using
if you use push attacks a lot this one is pretty strong
sorry mk3
never used it so i wouldnt know what you take for it specifically
zealot has a lot of good talents now and pretty good pathing so you have some flexibility
shiiiit I knew there was something missing
there just seems to be so many changes to the game its like a whole different thing than when I was playing last
how does the passive work? is that like a blessing or?
psyker, vet and zealot got their tree reworks at the sme time a bit ago
what passive
what you posted
says Passive at the top
oh
its on the tree
ah yeah thats a talent
lmao
its above the martyrdom keystone
i thought you selected that in talents or rolled it or something
it connects to unfaltering as well, which if you need more mobility is very strong
it removes the movement speed penalty for heavy attacks
and makes it so you cant be stunned out of em
Sorry, for reasons I cannot explain in this chat we're gonna have to rain check it.
sal good man
LMFAO
AWESOME!!!
this is going in the willow hall of fame
say that again
you buy the armor so you can break him out
worthless
I still don't know if they have their eyes open
I didn't consider that until now
Good evening, Zealots. I hope everyone is feeling unhinged as usual.
I wish my havoc randoms knew how to press w
If humans gained consciousness because of magic mushrooms, would it be morally wrong to drug an orangutan to see if it gains consciousness?
What in the shower thoughts
worthful
So like…yeah?
You see, if you imagine the dots as her eyebrows
Then she has eyes closed
but why would dots be her eyebrows
(it's just the art making it seem like she has the eyelids closed because you can't see the white in her eyes)
Alright Joe Rogan let's chill on the ape psychological torture
You can't unshroom the crab
Wait
If we eventually evolve into crab
Does that mean
The fuck?
❤️ idk what a willow is but I'm glad you liked it ahaha
What is the move sets for the Relic Blade?
Well what mark are you using
I want to learn the II. But I'm using the X right now.
@solar gorge @misty nova y'all free on the 10th?
sorry for never responding, I was getting ice cream at the time lmao
but I'm much more familiar with the mk 10 than the 2
Today, we're talking about Warframes Nef Anyo, one of my favorite villains in the entire game. Despite how much I like this Corpus leader, he has a history of making incredibly dumb and stupid decisions, that result in him constantly causing massive issues for his own gain, as well as for the gain of the Corpus as a whole. I hope you all enjoy t...
parvos's biggest disappointment
Bro hes so pissy in the mushroom stuff
Unironically sounds so done working for the corpus
I'm just listening to it as I'm playing games
I knew he existed when I was around my hiatus
But I didn't realise
Bro was a full on nepo baby
Yeah
He was an asshole dictator
Then he became an daddy’s boy
Then when parvos was like “dude you suck”
Hes now just like
“Man why the fuck yall corpus so bitch made”
Genuinely one of his more recent lines is him basically going “corpus genuinely how the fuck have you not cleared out 1 mushroom”
it's a very expensive gun to craft
creature
Who turned the shark into a marketable dollar
Why are yall currency
I will NEVER be currency because the currency maker got himself BANNED
Feels bad man
What is the move set for the Relic Blade MK2?
ignorance and racism, in that order
Good.
chat i finally got a clip where i look cool
false
He lives
Show us
I will turn you into currency now
i actually dont know the knife combos so ignore that first bit
also ignore the cod reload idk why that is in the clip
nice crackshot on the sniper
Sorry I confused you with him king
idk why I thought he made the money
can you make me into currency
I probably have no clue who got banned then and I lowkey probably dont care who it is LMAO
yeah keep it that way
did you think frye made the money?
yuh
cuz frye was turned to money at one point
Yes, for some reason
Fyre got banned again
yuh
Lmao
if you turn me into money can you use my old pfp that i defenitly still have and will use
hold on
To be fair to myself I haven't been terribly lucid these last few days (and I've still been out performing randoms in havoc)
yeah frye did a racism
Im kinda not surprised in a way I wont lie
Fuck if i wake up what year will it be
12
2012?
12
Can it be 2012
No.
I think it turns out better when its crunchier
you are worth 2 zimbabwean dollars
Woah
OMG HI YOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude i love that guy
Yog is so cool
I hate frogs
Crazy
small pink dog
rotten food
you will learn the extent of this failing when the gods weigh your sins in the post life
ty
I am loyal to my master
Johnny Sins
I h ave decided that you will become frog dollar
last one and then I go do work for real
The Egyptians actually got it wrong
Anubis actually weighs your heart against a frog
And if that frogs lighter
Oh boy
You sure are a sinner
They're making another five nights at freddy's movie
I blame you for this tragedy upon our species
How is that my fault
Also thats peak
It's an odd movie it turns into night at the museum halfway through before it's 3rd act suddenly remembers it's supposed to be a horror movie
@plush estuary you playing havoc sometime tomorrow? idk ur timezone
PST and probably
@hollow bison normal behavior
You east coast?
est ye
live execution
I don’t play havoc, just auric with mutators/maelstrom, but i live east coast as well. If you’re ever up late, I’m usually around. (In about 1.5 hours I’m home from work and playing).
If you ever play auric, let me know.
I wanna play havoc without randoms
I forgot the joys of thunderhammer
Don’t worry. It didn’t forget you.
I’d Like to try havoc out someday. Just to see what it’s all about
No tf it did not
It’s honestly one of my fav. I’ve pulled off some great clutch moments with the Thammer. It’s a weapon I sort of forget about, but when I play I wonder why I don’t use it more.
It a weapon I remember why I don't use 1 mixed horde in
Bros a hater
It's a full time job
You turned hit markers off?
Maybe the video was just too blurry
Take auric and put on really shitty unfun modifiers that turns every enemy into a sponge
So similar to VT2 where you could throw similar shitty modifiers to make things harder. Gotcha.
its not even the mass elites or specials, its just the stupid dumb modifiers
official or modded
I play official on both games.
Ok cool because I assumed modded vt2
Naw, I never bother with mods. Core game is fine for me
if you've played official vt2 then just think twitch but darktide
I’ll give it a shot one of these days! I think my big hindrance from trying it so far is not wanting to be carried the entire time.
So I’ve been playing Aurics a lot, gettting better and shit
guarantee that you'll be better than 70% of the havoc playerbase if you just play lots of auric
in most cases as long as you have basic game sense, know when to back up, know chokepoints/hold spots, you're already ready
Honestly, I didn’t think I’d be ready until a couple days ago. Played psyker and ended up clutching while everyone was dead out of an almost impossible situation. It was at that moment I figured if I can clutch on auric, I can at least try havoc
Bro's graphics card is screaming for dear life
poe 1 moment
Do you plan on going back to PoE2 at any point?
best part of PoE1 back in the day was watching people get +1 level to socketed gems on socketless items
prob not
not until the new league
Damn
Well I gues I have no reason to reinstall then
I was gonna run leagues
But fuck doing all that solo
i'll be down for 0.4
play ethical hardcore solo self found
I'd rather drink watered down monster
hold up I'll send you the meme
You hurt my soul
Thankfully I have a case of water and a rockstar on the way to repair it
I'm drinking tea and eating timtams
The hell are timtams?
Chocolate biscuits
Oh
Unfathomably based
They're like wafer things?
Um cookies if America
But might I argue for my goat toffee pops
Yes like wafers there we go
Idk if they're like wafers
Kind of
I've always wanted to try these
@sterile stone have you had malt biscuits
I don't drink alcohol
Headass
I'm gonna assume you have
Tim Tams are 2 chocolate malt biscuits sandwiching some cream + whole thing dunked in chocolate
Those are mid as hell btw
I've had some they're just too fuckin dry
chocolate is always good
Like eating a chunk of grainy flour
The chocolate makes it a little better but not by nearly enough
Lol
oh for sure
See this is why you're my favorite sleep paralysis demon
cheap dogass chocolate always sucks
I.e. hersheys and Cadbury suck so fucking bad
You ain't lived til you've had whittakers
Ritter Sport is also pretty good
Sucks to be you bozo
It's chocolate lmao it looks like chocolate
Bro can't google
I'm gonna export your soul to a new save file if you keep giving me corrupted disk yap
Anywho these are the supreme cookie it's just a bit of cookie with caramel and chocolate
I defragged your mom last night sybau
These look terrible wtf....
yeah they're mid unless you bake your own
I could say the same for you
in which case you can correct all that's wrong with 'em 
id imagine moister chocolate would help too
It's not toffee they're just called that
Caramel right there
And white chocolate fucking sucks
it's like tim hortons for australians but it's not dogshit coffee and instead a good biscuit
white chocolate isnt even chocolate its some other shit
On God I'm not even a dark chocolate guy
I'm a milk chocolate man through and through
I'm surrounded by the opposition
I'm a dark choc guy, my timtams are dark choc
White chocolate+raspberry is a curse and I wish I could throttle whoever came up with it
oh my god its so good
Why is fucking everything white chocolate raspberry I hate it
dark chocolate w rasperry tho
I'm agreeable to mint chocolate sometimes
Who are you?
I have to be in the mood to eat toothpaste
Someone who used to just eat toothpaste
Mmm
Dark chocolate and orange even better
Yessss
Mixing fruits with anything works
I'm so tired but I just wanna play more dorktode
let them in
I probably just need food
Cherry
I do fw orange hard though
hell yeah
I've seen these sold as bars
And honestly
I can't even begin to fathom what that combo tastes like
It's good
It's really good
Crack open a energy drink and get back to it
Dip any fruit in chocolate and it's awesome pretty much
No one's cooking tonight so I'll probably just get taco bell or something idk
Say a prayer for your stomach
That's toilet loving food
So funny thing...
Weak stomachs the lot of you
Nah you should eat just a pack of doritos and a full sleeve of chocolate biscuits, wash it down with a full sugar rockstar
It will catch up
I will pass away
There's a company in texas called edible arrangments
Mmm
And it's just a Charcuterie board of chocolate dipped fruits
Charcuterie*
happy
Bro can't even spell stupid French words 💀 💀 💀

I don't really like chocolate dipped fruit as much as chocolate or fruit separately often
I don't speak baguette
I refuse to even learn that word
Can't
You're gonna get purg ds psykers for the rest of your days
Enjoy purgatory
At least the psykers actually kill things
Have you tried the lfg channel
I honestly wanna look in there one day
I probably will soon tbh
But I feel like I'ma be disappointed
I'm basically over my fear of people in games how
I'll shit on american fast food all day but ngl...a crunchwrap scratches an itch for sure
Best American fast food is easily
Rally's
Or Culver's
Either are fucking premium
not seen those up here in maple land
Rally's is def a down south thing
I'd get in n out if they delivered
I wanna try the fast food that japaneats shows on their vids
Ngl
After trying them for a bit.
They kinda lose that shine, the main upside imo is they're cheap.
See the thing everyone says about in n out is it's overhyped but it's the price point that really makes it
Culver's clears checkers
Shouldn't even be mentioned in the same breath
Their sauce with the chilis is good too
Oh yeah it's really good
I'm just saying rally's cause that's nostaliga right there
After school with my old man or on a weekend
They got the seasoned fries
Oh for sure
Thems be hittin
Their fries are unmatched
Like Rally's fries are so damn good you can buy them frozen in bags in states that don't even have a rally's
I've had A&W, Taco Bell, Five Guys and Denny's thus far
So funny thing....
Denny's menu names are pretty fucking funny ngl seeing fucking MOONS OVER MY HAMMY in all caps gets me every time
A&W is apparently the worst ranked fast food resteraunt chain in the US
Shit is fr funny tho marketing team had a good time
legit
there's a chipotle near me but I just...don't want to even bother trying it
You ain't missing much
that's what I'd heard lol
It's like decent
if I did show up I'd just mispronounce chipotle a bunch in increasingly ridiculous ways until I'm asked to leave
I wanna try the original fast food that was still actual food 😔
Chip-otl
here for some kipp ott lee my good waiter sir, where's my seat for some kipe olt ley
Corr Blimey gents I'd love to purchase some cheepoatel
get something that's unspiced and freak out about how hot it is
it depends on how much it mirrors interview with the vampire
Now Culver has good fish
My primary experience with Culver's is
If I order it online and get it delivered
I'm burning my hands cause it's still hot
If I get it at the place
I'm burning my tongue
Cause it's fucking hot
I dunno what they cook their burger's in at culver's
It's cooked fresh
But them sum bitches can remain hot like you just hand pulled them off the grill for atleast 30 mins
It's jus placed in fast food category for some reason but they cook to order
Why it takes a while to get it
You know what blew my mind
And I dunno if it's outside of texas
But hat creek
I've never seen a food chain with a kids playground
That servers both burgers
And wine....
Yeah I was super confused why a fast food joint sold alcohol
I think I've seen that like once
One of my ex wife's friends owns one in El Paso
Dude I was craving Wendy's and I just remembered they changed their lettuce to fucking shredded lettuce that tastes like shit
Wait what
Yeah
Duuuude
So funny story
When I was just coming to Texas
I was trying to find Dallas with my padre right
And I guess we had been driving for far longer than normal
So we called up my mom who lived out here like
"Hey are there orange mountains in Dallas by chance"

Lol
Like you had to print out directions
God forbid you missed your turn
Dude
I remember we were trying to get to fort worth at the time
And we missed an exit
Took us like 20 mins to get back to the spot we diverted from
Lol 100 miles till nearest exit
oh right I forgot I've had wendy's and dairy queen as well
DQ is a thing in Canadia?
I should find an outback steakhouse one day and sue for blood libel
yea it is
Lol all outback is is American sautéed food
I remember being asked about blooming onions and thinking
With an exception of the grill having wood burning
At least blooming onions are good
Hey blooming onions is good but I can't eat that anymore
Now hold on
I just really like onions tho
If you're close enough to Vancouver you can try Victorico's, which is the best fast chain Mexican I've had
I should go get some onion rings tomorrow
Use to hate onion rings as a kid
I don't doubt they're good but it's like, I'm being sold a facsimile of my culture in real time
Crazy how taste buds change as you age
It won't be as good as blooming onions
yeah crazy how fucking wrong you were as a kid wtf
What the hell man
Well yeah but I can't eat a whole blooming onion by myself I'll get horrible acid reflux
For like 2 days
It takes a demon to eat a blooming onion by themselves
Lol it's free for us on veterans day
That shit feeds atleast 2 big backs
What is a blooming onion and where can I hurt myself with one
Imagine fried chicken
But as a giant onion
I'll add this to da list, hitting up an ethiopian place next time I'm there
Bite this onions
So they toss half an onion in a deep fryer
I remember going around when I was younger in different restaurants and get all the free shit on veterans day
see I'd demolish that
You mean the oversized onion ring



