zealot-class

[hollow needle]

yeah the gameplay put me to sleep and the story just didnt really interest me

[drowsy steppe]

why tf do they insist on making the prologue long as shit xd

[carmine falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoTtoXNN01Q this is a decent showcase

[carmine falcon]

to emphasis the rise from bum to legend

not even joking

[queen yoke]

why the fuck would you ever dumpstat damage

[carmine falcon]

u go from a random bum to a literal god

[hollow needle]

the rise from bum to legend that happens in a minute long montage

jackie eating shit made me feel nothing because i knew him for all of 30 minutes

[queen yoke]

because it was part of a whole seperate story

[carmine falcon]

i kinda agree most of the enimies are pretty easy to slaughter
i liked the roided up soliders in PL and wished base game had more of them

[drowsy steppe]

yea

[carmine falcon]

there's a mod called enimies of night city that fills the city with dangerous mobs and its pretty fun lmao

[queen yoke]

i swear if we didnt have keanu voicing johnny we wouldnt have had johnny at all and would've had an entirely different story

[drowsy steppe]

I dont feel a connection at all with Jackie our supposed buddy

[unique whale]

Cause I want mobility 80% for my stupid stealthy RS/Bolter banger, that's why 😄

[deft badge]

Even going whole hog outside Hansen's front door wasn't enough, idk. They could legit double enemy spawns across the whole game for me.

[carmine falcon]

you're heartless

[deft badge]

I need more.

[unique whale]

So need to sacrifice some stat

[queen yoke]

"stealth zealot"
that explains the moronicness of dumping damage when the difference between 60 and 80 mobility is jack shit

is moronicness a word?
idfc

[deft badge]

Who cares

[carmine falcon]

what im saying is true
u start as a guy losing his life and all his chrome and money and slowly become the terminator

[deft badge]

No words were words before someone said them

All language is made up anyway

[unique whale]

Yea, preach brother 😄 Still, why do I need "Damage" if it doesn't seem to be the actual damage I'll be doing 95% of the time when it matters?

[carmine falcon]

difference between 60 and 80 mobility is not noticeable at all on RB

[queen yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

"why do i need damage"

jesus fuck

[drowsy steppe]

the gameplay part of the power fantasy still dont hook me

[carmine falcon]

watch the vid!

[drowsy steppe]

tho I understand why not everyone likes bg3 gameplay either

[deft badge]

What build(s) did you try/what level did you get to

[carmine falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTqPqMnB2xs even more fun

[drowsy steppe]

didnt finish prologue

[queen yoke]

the damage of relic blade affects the damage the power ability does tango

[carmine falcon]

god i love body builds

[deft badge]

BG3 infuriates me cause I can't actually run dnd builds I want to run in it

[queen yoke]

the damage stat affects damage jesus bloody christ

[hollow needle]

bg3 is alright but 5e combat drags it down

[unique whale]

Dude, can't you read? How often do you use uncharged RB?

[hollow needle]

its better than base 5e by a bit but dos2 was just more fun

[drowsy steppe]

yea and larian overcompensates for it with op items

[deft badge]

Tbh they give you too many op items imo

[queen yoke]

the entire lightning charge spell set jfc

[queen yoke]

how often do you consider that the damage stat affects damage

[deft badge]

BG3 combat is a joke by like, tbh anything past L4

[unique whale]

Where is it shown? I have 2 swords, one with Damage 80%, one 60% - when I inspect them, I see exactly the same numbers shown for PO

[carmine falcon]

i need to finish dos2
i made a mistake of starting on honor mode or whatever its called and it was just too hard for a noob like me and i stopped out of frustration lol

[queen yoke]

you've been going by the stats screen for damage?

[drowsy steppe]

I was confused why it was a reply to me for a bit there xd

[queen yoke]

have you actually been testing the weapons

[deft badge]

Honor mode is just a knowing the game check ime

[queen yoke]

holy fucking shit

[hollow needle]

dos2 is brutal sometimes on normal lmao you poor soul

[queen yoke]

i knew stealth zealots were dumb but jesus fuck

i feel like im working IT

[deft badge]

DoS2 Fort on normal is harder than any BG3 set up im ngl

[drowsy steppe]

YEA

[queen yoke]

this
god DOS2s armour system is pain

[drowsy steppe]

DOS2 is the better game gameplay wise I wont lie

the armor system is pretty cool

[deft badge]

Thats cause Pathfinder is just better than DnD lmfao

[queen yoke]

its a neat idea but blocking all status effects because you havent fully worn down an enemies armour sucks IMO

[carmine falcon]

tf new benjamin winters upload

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u84OWZnYzuc

this mf too creative

[queen yoke]

i defo prefer DOS2s spells and shit

the whole polymorph shit is great

[deft badge]

I love StealthGamerBR esque 2077 clips ngl

[queen yoke]

if DOS2 had better writing and a better armour system i'd defo enjoy it a lot more

[unique whale]

No, I didn't. But if we can't trust those numbers, what are we talking about at all? May be dropping damage from 80 to 60 is also "barely noticeable", same as for Mobility (as somebody else claimed)

[hollow needle]

spell slots feel super awkward in a video game and yeah dos2 just works better

[queen yoke]

rn the game just feels boring

[carmine falcon]

the goat of this type of stuff

[queen yoke]

someone else can do tech support for this moron, im going to go see if a slug round can improve my IQ

[hollow needle]

i like some of dos2s characters but some are kinda boring

fane and red prince are pretty cool

[obsidian prairie]

Pretty good bait

[deft badge]

Dudes Dishonored clips got me playing games in an entirely different way tbh

[carmine falcon]

i beat dishonored like 10 times trying to emulate bro

and i failed

[queen yoke]

dude fane is great

[carmine falcon]

he must have put tens of hours per map lol

[queen yoke]

oh my god i forgot about the source system

[deft badge]

Tens? That mf defo still playing dishonored rn.

[carmine falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKyT19o-Nl8&t=208s the clip that made me obssesed

like this is actual art

[unique whale]

No, but really. If you are eager to dismiss those numbers for one case, why are you so adamant we can trust them in another?

[queen yoke]

i dont remember if getting source points becomes better on but having to go to a source fountain every time you use a skill is pain

[carmine falcon]

straight up

[hollow needle]

you get more source points as you go on

[queen yoke]

yeah i know

[hollow needle]

oh you mean restoring it

[queen yoke]

yeah

i only remember the source fountains and i think one skull/jar thing you find somewhere

[hollow needle]

i think there are consumables that can restore source points?

[deft badge]

The duck under the sword is actually insane tbh

[obsidian prairie]

You don't dump damage because you will notice it more than a slight hit to mobility or stagger or something
It also looks better

[hollow needle]

not entirely sure

been a while

[obsidian prairie]

And a lot of weapons need that damage for breakpoints

[carmine falcon]

he made a recent dishonored video holyshit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxYrnOTstDU

[drowsy steppe]

crazy the amount of rehearsals to get it perfect

[queen yoke]

oh yeah forgot you have to mod the game if you want to both enjoy gift bags and get achievements

why the fuck larian removed achievement unlocks for shit that should be basic features is beyond me

[deft badge]

Told you lmfao, this mf still playing dishonored

Also yeah game defo holds up

[hollow needle]

i just didnt care, achievements are nothing burgers

[carmine falcon]

the creative ways to line people up and make them kill other and use severed body parts to knock others over 😭

[deft badge]

I replayed it within the last year

[carmine falcon]

how does a mf think of doing that

[hollow needle]

its silly but eh whatever

[queen yoke]

fair
i do actually like 100%ing games though

[drowsy steppe]

have a creamed donut

[queen yoke]

just sucks that "more crafting recipes" is locked behind not getting achievements

[drowsy steppe]

looks good on the profile aint it

[carmine falcon]

i think its one of these games that will always feel timeless
there was nothing like it before and nothing that tried to emulate it after

[queen yoke]

ill check how many i have RQ

[carmine falcon]

its also just super crisp and smooth

[deft badge]

I cant believe Arkane Austin died for fucking redfall of all things

[queen yoke]

27 perfect games so far

[deft badge]

Unironically the only game I've played that even kind of reminded me of it is the Indiana Jones game that came out recently

[queen yoke]

2 more achievements until its 28 perfect games

[carmine falcon]

yeah i heard

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/fbc-firebreak-firebreak-redfall-gif-16978056520446056237

[void bison]

it's also got a good artstyele e ee

[hollow needle]

what the fuck even was redfall

[carmine falcon]

i should play ini when i feel like doing single player shit

[void bison]

make their hands BIG!!!!

[carmine falcon]

actual slop

unfinished live service slop

[rough token]

You don't

[void bison]

vampire the masquerade 0.5

[hollow needle]

i have no idea what its gameplay is like or its story or its setting

[drowsy steppe]

I remember when I was a kid feeling scared listening to one of the Dishonored OST

[hollow needle]

their marketing was horrid

[drowsy steppe]

about the drunken whaler thing

[deft badge]

Dogshit I'm entirely convinced someone held a gun to Arkanes head while forcing them to make

[void bison]

i don't either but horde shooter vampires

[carmine falcon]

you're not missing out on anything the game died before it released

[queen yoke]

vampires take over the planet or something, kill vampires or smth

[deft badge]

The town of redfall Massachusetts

I played it

[carmine falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJun8DUZbkU

[deft badge]

I beat redfall actually

[drowsy steppe]

there it is

[queen yoke]

think borderlands if it was fucking abysmal and instead of bandits it was vampires

[deft badge]

And the vampires have zero self preservation skills

[queen yoke]

actually no scratch that

[deft badge]

Like its bad

[queen yoke]

fallout 4

[deft badge]

The ai is bad

[hollow needle]

so borderlands but with vampires

[void bison]

ON THE SANDS OF SWEET SERKONOS
DID WE BATHE IN THE SUN

[queen yoke]

fallout 4 but vampires

[deft badge]

Tbh its worse than fo4

[queen yoke]

yeah true

[void bison]

SHARING GRAPES

FROM CULLERO

[sterile stone]

How to kill off your dev studio in 3 easy steps

[queen yoke]

same quality of writing and bugs though

[void bison]

WHEN YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE

[carmine falcon]

totally normal and none creepy lyrics

[drowsy steppe]

stuff him in a sack and throw him over 💅 🗣️

[deft badge]

I still sing drunken whaler to myself tbh

[queen yoke]

dishonoured version of drunken sailor everyone

[void bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrTdIMV-IRk

[drowsy steppe]

Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver 💅

[carmine falcon]

slice his throat with a rusty cleaver

[drowsy steppe]

genius decision to make little girls sing a fucked up song

[hollow needle]

i could never get into dishonored 2

dunno why really

[queen yoke]

tbf if i was in the shithole that dishonoureds world is i'd probably sing that too

[drowsy steppe]

man sailoring in Dishonored is dangerous job aint it

[carmine falcon]

banger

[hollow needle]

1 is a great game that i love but 2 just didnt do it for me

[queen yoke]

whaling yeah

[drowsy steppe]

cant even trust your crewmates to not slice your throat

[void bison]

both are great games

dishonored death of the outsider is also a game

[drowsy steppe]

*knowing irl punishments that sailors do to each other its 100% believable that Dishonored sailors would do shit like this *

[carmine falcon]

this take will get me curcified by dishonored 1 diehards but 2 is literally just 1 but on roids and better gameplay and map designs wise with way more options for both stealth and unga bunga
its not as good story wise but who cares lol

[deft badge]

Keelhauling is such a thing to do to someone

[void bison]

dishonored 1 story isn't that good

the world is

[hollow needle]

i didnt like the levels as much for what i played of 2

[carmine falcon]

i prefer 2 levels overall

[deft badge]

Dishonored 1 just rips you into the world enough to make you care about the story imo

[carmine falcon]

way more options and stuff like clockwork mansion are just art

video game art

[hollow needle]

i got up to like the mansion with the robots which was kinda cool but everything else just felt bleh

[void bison]

you get to turn a sociopathic genius' head into soupy fun thoughts

[drowsy steppe]

what will we do with a drunken whaler

https://tenor.com/view/hmmm-nah-thinking-gif-15074106

[sterile stone]

Nah tho

If y'all wanna talk about failed games

[void bison]

there is a cool time travel level

[sterile stone]

Forspoken needs to be studied

[deft badge]

Well, we aren't killing him cause this is a low chaos run

[void bison]

Anthem and C soemthing

[carmine falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LilPFOLKmhw u can do shit like this

[queen yoke]

concord

[sterile stone]

12 years of dev time only for the release to amount to nothing but people getting laid off and a studio shut down

[deft badge]

Like the grapes?

[queen yoke]

i think concords shutdown is being studied by the government i think

[void bison]

the grapes from Cullero?

[deft badge]

Yeah I think thats it

[queen yoke]

https://www.eurogamer.net/concords-sudden-shutdown-is-such-a-big-deal-its-been-brought-up-during-uk-government-debates-on-video-game-consumer-laws

[hollow needle]

concordheads...... when are we getting our remaster.............

[queen yoke]

yeah it is what the fuck

[sterile stone]

What's fucking insane about concord is

It was in development around the same time as OW1

AND LEARNED NOTHING FROM THEM

[carmine falcon]

concord had an episode in secret level and the game was dead before the show released

[queen yoke]

that old?

[carmine falcon]

biggest flop of all time

[deft badge]

I legit cannot remember any character design from concord

[sterile stone]

Yes

[queen yoke]

how many times did they revamp the character designs holy shit

[hollow needle]

i remember them but only because theyre horrifically bad

[void bison]

it was like destiny 2 armor but even worse

[sterile stone]

The dev cycle for concord has been around almost a decade

[drowsy steppe]

I remember the fat guy whos supposed to be a medic and not for a good reason

[deft badge]

Destiny 2 aesthetic looks so bad compared to 1 tbh

[drowsy steppe]

its precisely because of how confusing on what he's supposed to be that he's the most memorable

[sterile stone]

They all look like AI generated corpo art slop

[void bison]

yeah a lot of it looked awful

[sterile stone]

That soulless design with those drab colors

[carmine falcon]

concord character desings might as well be made by chatgpt

[queen yoke]

dont worry
the gameplays even worse

[carmine falcon]

its like they wanted cartoonish over the top fits but made everyone look hyper realistic

[deft badge]

Trust me ik

[carmine falcon]

uncanny valley simulator

[queen yoke]

same here

[deft badge]

I made the mistake of playing destiny 2, I legit think it's one of the worst fps games I've played in terms of pvp

[sterile stone]

The only good design was the sniper

Everyone else looked so shit

[drowsy steppe]

yeah

[queen yoke]

played both PVP modes as a paid and F2P

[hollow needle]

destiny 2 🤢

[queen yoke]

i can at least say its even worse as F2P

[drowsy steppe]

like the artbook shows the cartoonish artstyle on the characters and they look much better in that

[deft badge]

I believe that

Didn't they destroy all the dlcs anyway

[carmine falcon]

here's another fun fact concord is 40 bucks
imagine releasing a paid hero shooter

[deft badge]

That a bunch of people paid for

[queen yoke]

most of em
doesnt stop the meta weapons from being locked behind DLC though

[queen yoke]

wait for real?

[sterile stone]

Honest to god, they should just scrap the hero shooter aspects, come back with a single player story and do a character redesign.

[deft badge]

Nah I absolutely believe that, gotta incentivize people to buy em

[carmine falcon]

40 usd game

[hollow needle]

i played destiny 2 for a bit
they started sunsetting weapons and thats when i just gave up

[queen yoke]

i think that was the same price as OW1

[sterile stone]

Cause honest to god, I feel Concord's world woulda done numbers as a single player action/adventure game.

[queen yoke]

at least OW1 had content though

[unique whale]

So I've tested it quickly, so far it seems to confirm numbers shown in Inspect dropdowns.
Test was swinging light attack on Mk.X at Dreg Gunner's body in Auric simulation. Only "white" damage pop ups were recorded, no crits.
Results:

Damage 60% / PO 80% - 183/244  | 377
Damage 80% / PO 80% - 196/262  | 377

First pair of numbers is uncharged sword. I don't know why, but I saw two different numbers showed from time to time in this case, for each of the swords.
Second number is same attack with a charged up sword. Only one number came up, and it was the same for both swords

[carmine falcon]

yes but in the current market hero shooters are free

[hollow needle]

i dont think it would have man the game is like completely unsalvageable

[carmine falcon]

marvel rivals and overwatch 2 are free and rely on skins

[queen yoke]

yup

[deft badge]

Damn Sony, seems like you lost a lot of money on concord, sure would be a shame to release bloodborne on pc to recoup some of that, huh?

[drowsy steppe]

IP is in an embarrassing spot rn so doubt Sony wanna bring it up

[hollow needle]

it wasted so much money

[drowsy steppe]

oh yea OW2 and Rivals exist

[queen yoke]

OW1
release cost was 40 USD
now has skins that cost 37 USD

jfc

[drowsy steppe]

the competition is free

[deft badge]

I tried marvel rivals and the gameplay feels so milquetoast tbh

[carmine falcon]

anyway shit its 6 am and im talking about slop games i should sleep sayonara zealot chat

[hollow needle]

its a laughing stock as the game that was out for a week before getting pulled for flopping so hard

[deft badge]

Sleep tight buddy

[queen yoke]

just pay 2K to put battleborns servers back up already

[drowsy steppe]

goodnight

[queen yoke]

have fun dont die

who the fuck even owns 2K

oh take two JFC

[deft badge]

Couldnt tell you

[wraith halo]

Take two

[queen yoke]

battleborns servers are never going back up fuck

[sterile stone]

Brother

[wraith halo]

Thank you George at least you did something useful if not releasing winds

[sterile stone]

The lead dev trying to advert porn for the game didn't even work

[queen yoke]

to be fair if battleborn released today it'd probably be more popular in the porn scene

[sterile stone]

Maybe

There's a market for everything

[queen yoke]

OW1s biggest stretch was blue woman

battleborn has shit like beatrix

[deft badge]

Battleborn was pretty cool ngl

[queen yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/battleborn-battleborn-game-beatrix-sleep-well-creepy-gif-27157969

[deft badge]

And tbh not reallt comparable to overwatch at all

[wraith halo]

My big needle of death

[deft badge]

Battleborn, unironically, is kinda Deadlock before Deadlock

[viral tendon]

wtf is that character design?

[wraith halo]

Looks like something you'd see on a chaos spawn or some shit

[queen yoke]

beatrix

shes great

[deft badge]

I like BB designs tbh

[wraith halo]

Little sister from BioShock roided up

[drowsy steppe]

Overwatch released at a perfect time

[queen yoke]

ngl its exactly this

[drowsy steppe]

with character designs that literally anyone can find something they like

[queen yoke]

if overwatch didnt release a few weeks after BB did it probably wouldnt have died

[viral tendon]

It looks like V2 fucked that humanoid TF2 sentry and they produced a bastard child

[deft badge]

I agree, cause it just made people unfairly compare em when they weren't even the same game.

[drowsy steppe]

fuck if only TF2 and Valve went with the original

plan to incorporate female mercs

WE WERE THIS CLOSE

[viral tendon]

Woke!

Women!

Woke!

Women bad!

[queen yoke]

these are all of battleborns characters

yes toby is a penguin

[sterile stone]

It didn't help homegirl had the most pronounced ass jiggle physics

Give a female body a cat suit and jiggle physics

[deft badge]

https://youtu.be/el20WfnOX6U?si=fPTbxT8TH5IMiBzk

[wraith halo]

Ass too fat 💔

[sterile stone]

Watch the male audience go wild

[viral tendon]

Jerma transitioned?

[deft badge]

Yes

[viral tendon]

Good for her

[queen yoke]

https://battleborn.fandom.com/wiki/Beatrix/Lore

thats got a bunch of shit about her lore

[viral tendon]

Real men form opinions with no information and pretend to know more than someone who’s read lore. In essence: I’m not reading that

[queen yoke]

just realised BBs montana is literally just deadlocks victor

same fucking abilities in a sense

[drowsy steppe]

transition goal type sh

[deft badge]

Tbh scout is the only one I can actually see as a female merc prolly cause of that video

[void bison]

I love when they do these dogshit micro updates that probably just break the mods that make their games actually good

[viral tendon]

TF2 heavy being a burly Russian mommy

Peak

[queen yoke]

dont worry its not an update

[deft badge]

Do you think if demoman was a black Scottish woman her name would be demowoman instead?

[queen yoke]

its a whole seperate game

oh nvm saw the creations menu bit

jfc

[deft badge]

I refuse to believe you can open CC mid game and download something without fo4 dying

[queen yoke]

you cant

[drowsy steppe]

no

[void bison]

these anniversary edition are always very zzz for me

[queen yoke]

thank fuck for google drives which may or may not contain every bit of current fallout 4 creation club content

[drowsy steppe]

since demoman is still an occupation name

[void bison]

it would be cool if they added a full new dlc or something

[queen yoke]

oh my fucking god bethesdas doing the same shit they did for skyrim

they're adding player made paid "dlc"

[deft badge]

I believe the name is "combat engineer"

[void bison]

sounds like a drive full of bloat

[queen yoke]

nah fallout 4s got some alright shit

[drowsy steppe]

demo expert ig but that dont roll off the tongue as well as demoman

[sterile stone]

You mean creation club?

[queen yoke]

you know what i mean

[sterile stone]

That's in just about every new bugthesda title

[queen yoke]

the same shit they did in skyrim

[sterile stone]

What's so shocking

[queen yoke]

arthmoors shit etc etc and the arquebus

[sterile stone]

It's just paid inferior mods

[queen yoke]

that shit

[queen yoke]

and its getting added to fallout 4

[void bison]

I would be fine with paying modders for creations if they released something that was more of a larger scale

I say paying modders cause idk what the split is between the creator and beth

[sterile stone]

It's been in fallout 4 for a while my guy...

[queen yoke]

dont worry, you get to pay arthmoor for adding 2 houses to morthal

[sterile stone]

Years even.

[queen yoke]

not direct mod creator payment the same way it was done in skyrim back in december though

[queen yoke]

thats what they called it in skyrim

[deft badge]

Hasn't fallout 4 had a creation club forever

[queen yoke]

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim_Mod:Verified_Creator_Program

[sterile stone]

I guess there's a sub category?

[queen yoke]

this shit

verified creator program

[deft badge]

Oh fuck thats what we mean

[queen yoke]

including paid HD textures for flowers and 2 NPC houses

[void bison]

Like giving a team of modders resources and stuff to make dlc idk

[deft badge]

That one dude trying to charge 1.99 for HD plant textures is insane

Like per plant?

[drowsy steppe]

I have the anniversary edition

[deft badge]

Fuck outta here bro

[drowsy steppe]

is the new Skyrim CC dlc any good

[queen yoke]

its 2 fucking houses

[drowsy steppe]

the new ones

[queen yoke]

no

you get to pay arthmoor for adding 2 fucking houses

[drowsy steppe]

what about the companion

[queen yoke]

fucking arthmoor

[umbral lily]

I see why people prefer the Mk2 Relic Blade

[void bison]

I think the only ones that ever interested me were some kinda survival food thirst mod and a zombie mod

[void bison]

to this I meant

[queen yoke]

those arent new TBF

[void bison]

but both replies work

[queen yoke]

those existed before the creator program

[void bison]

the last time I watched anything on them was years ago

[queen yoke]

look at this

3D fucking plants

[drowsy steppe]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1oog05z/bb_fans_missing_out/ I still love this so much

[void bison]

fully 3d, stemmed, and photorealistic?

i'm caming

[queen yoke]

who knows, who cares, im not fucking paying for it

nobody bloody should

[drowsy steppe]

wait its removed by mods 💀

[queen yoke]

changing the clothing textures

[queen yoke]

i think its a repost cus i couldve sworn u posted it already

[drowsy steppe]

no its same post

[queen yoke]

jesus fuck

huh strange

[drowsy steppe]

it got removed

[sterile stone]

People actually buy armor mods from bethesda?

[queen yoke]

its not an armour mod

its a texture mod

[sterile stone]

I thought the only thing regarding mods for any bethesda game was skimpy clothing

[queen yoke]

for already existing armour

[sterile stone]

Ahhh

The fuck

[queen yoke]

"Content Guidelines - Explicit or sexual material, including art or gameplay, is strictly forbidden. AI-generated content related to the game is not allowed." @drowsy steppe

[void bison]

this is just a self report

[queen yoke]

middle fingers banned in dispatch

[sterile stone]

It really isnt

[queen yoke]

it isnt bruh

[sterile stone]

Most bethesda mods are legit skimpy clothing mods

I dead ass always play as a male in any bethesda game

[queen yoke]

you want a good weapon mod?

get fucked

you want a titty mod?

[sterile stone]

I spend HOURS looking for male clothing mods

[queen yoke]

library of alexandria

[sterile stone]

[drowsy steppe]

ngl

[sterile stone]

Bro you will be scrolling through dozens of pages if you don't want big tiddy bimbo as your player character or some skimpy ui

[drowsy steppe]

even in bg3

[queen yoke]

i dont want to flash my tits at all the NPCs, i just want some decent armour and weapon mods

[drowsy steppe]

most clothing mod makers (the skimpy ones too) are women

like women are just better at 3d shit man 💀

[queen yoke]

i even had a look for femboy mods cus you'd think with how many body mods there are you'd at least get a couple decent one

theres fuck all

somehow theres fuck all

[sterile stone]

Yeah

From what I've spoken to someone about

Femboys usually play women

Most people in these create your own character games

Play women

And that's alright

[queen yoke]

im not surprised in bethesda games

[void bison]

I mostly play men but women at some points

[drowsy steppe]

Sims players has a big female playerbase too

[sterile stone]

But damn I'd like some variety for guys aswell

[void bison]

I play cyberpunk as women because the VA can be better

[queen yoke]

oh @drowsy steppe

[void bison]

in fallout I usually have a very generic white male with a beard

[queen yoke]

didnt credit OG artist

that'd explain why the post got taken down

[void bison]

literally the starting face with a beard and then later on probably covered up with a helmet

[queen yoke]

yes theres a watermark on the image

yes reddit mods are morons

[drowsy steppe]

aah

[queen yoke]

fallout games i play as a woman unless its NV

10% free damage

[void bison]

I should play fallout nv again

I haven't since console

[queen yoke]

yeah its still good

[void bison]

I also need to try DUST and play more fallout 4 FROST

[scenic drift]

I've come to see the mk2 as the superior option.

[umbral lily]

having combos does just feel amazing

[drowsy steppe]

you get the perk too as a woman

[queen yoke]

wrong actually

[drowsy steppe]

when being straight or gay has actual gameplay benefit

[scenic drift]

Oh, no, i hate combos

[queen yoke]

NV is the only game that has both male and female damage

3,4 and skyrim only have male or female damage

[scenic drift]

Just carapace abundance means i prefer the faster heavies.

With skitarius the canceling makes it extra fast.

[drowsy steppe]

Ive been saying

[queen yoke]

skyrim you get from that one temple
3 and 4 are basic perks

[queen yoke]

DUST is going to make you consider using a 12 gauge btw

its just not enjoyable

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/flambae-flambabe-flambae-uwu-dispatch-adhoc-gif-15298762637751265640

[scenic drift]

But unfortunately after trying arbi asm, psyker fgs and psword vet, i can no longer enjoy relic blade.

It feels too slow even with martyr stacks and the damage isn't that impressive.

[queen yoke]

imagine having to traverse honest hearts except for some fucking reason joshua graham is a wendigo

thats not a joke btw

[void bison]

I liked frost but I think i've heard dust is worse

[queen yoke]

in fallout dust canon, joshua graham is a wendigo

[queen yoke]

it is so much worse

like holy shit

even fucking pinhead wouldnt enjoy it

[drowsy steppe]

inheriting Josh's fear of fire

[queen yoke]

The Wendigo (Also referred to as the Tall Man or Wendy), is a radically mutated spore carrier in Zion canyon in 2301. It is the result of Joshua Graham's mutation after his death due to his blood infection by a mutant strain of the Beauveria mordicana fungus. The mutation turned Graham into a hulking abomination that kills anything unfortunate enough to be trapped in the ruins of Zion.

[sterile stone]

Dust?

[queen yoke]

yeah

ok so dust isnt even paying attention to the lore JFC

vault 22 is so fucking far from the canyon

[sterile stone]

There was a vault in Zion?

Bro it's been so long since I played NV

[queen yoke]

no

[void bison]

part of me wants to try The Finals

[queen yoke]

vault 22 is in the main game

[void bison]

but i am not good at games

[drowsy steppe]

I cant go back to FNV anymore because of the gameplay

[queen yoke]

zion you have to take a long caravan trip to reach zion

[frosty crescent]

you may fight enemies similar to those in vault 22 in zion?

[obsidian prairie]

Do it

[queen yoke]

"By 2282, due to possible NCR exploitation of Vault 22, B. mordicana spores were reintroduced into the atmosphere inside Zion canyon."
ok so straight up the writers of dust are morons

[sterile stone]

I mean that's a hell of a walk...

Which now that I think on it.

Makes no fucking sense

Cause cars still do indeed work in the fallout universe

[queen yoke]

in dust the writers decided heeheehaahaa joshua is now a wendigo because fuck you

[void bison]

https://youtu.be/aLfZwBY_O-s?si=BepaRkF0INuJG7jz this video is the closest i've ever seen to it looking like combat

[queen yoke]

theres a weight limit of 100 pounds, makes sense when you realise the caravan going there is only a small one, plus you're going through caves

[frosty crescent]

no, there are spore plants in honest hearts

[void bison]

I do like the head explosions of fallout though

[frosty crescent]

have you played the game?

[void bison]

and the fallout new vegas hunting shotgun

[drowsy steppe]

but fallout 4 has better gameplay (shows heavily modified gameplay of FNV)

this is why I hate FNV elitist

theyre dumb

[sterile stone]

You can't tell me there isn't a road or path a car hasn't traveled down from California to Utah

That's a long ass stretch of land

[queen yoke]

they dont carry spores though

the spore carriers carry spores

[drowsy steppe]

maybe theyre legion infested

[queen yoke]

plus in dust its said that because of NCR meddling

[drowsy steppe]

I forgot whats going on with the highway roads in the lore tho

[frosty crescent]

what

[void bison]

I think it's the best in writing and in the armor system it has

[sterile stone]

You're safe in Legion territory tho

[queen yoke]

the way the caravan takes them i can

[sterile stone]

Relatively.

[queen yoke]

you gotta go through caves

[void bison]

the stats part I mean not the customization part

[frosty crescent]

escaping vault dwellers from vault 22 traveled into zion canyon

[void bison]

since fallout 4 has multiple armor types

[frosty crescent]

carrying the spores and spores plants

[drowsy steppe]

if you dont mind getting taxed, constantly told you belong on a cross

[void bison]

but I like how it has DR and DT and power armor makes you feel like small guns are just ricocheting off

[drowsy steppe]

and if youre not a woman ig

[queen yoke]

oh yeah i forgot about that christ

[scenic drift]

Fo4 is ok to play through, but it is just bethesda slop.

[frosty crescent]

reaching as far as aroyo.

[sterile stone]

They'd crucify that one dude going with you. Guy in the vault suit.

[queen yoke]

ngl honest hearts made me consider just shooting the bible bitch to get out

[scenic drift]

Only great fallout games are 1, 2, fnv.
And tactics.

[sterile stone]

Last I checked, the Legion doesn't tolerate addicts or drug users.

[drowsy steppe]

I think so yea

[queen yoke]

ricky
drug addict, liar, so on so forth

11mm pierced a PAs eyeslit

[void bison]

it's better to me if it's just hyper modded into survival slop and you forget that a 'story' game exists underneath

[queen yoke]

deathjaw

[visual stream]

You could probably add existing as a minority too

[queen yoke]

etc etc

[visual stream]

It's a pretty safe bet

[sterile stone]

That doesn't really matter

[drowsy steppe]

nah the legion got blacks and latinos

[visual stream]

Ahh okay

[sterile stone]

The legion has people of all skin colors in it's ranks

And heirarchy

[drowsy steppe]

lead by a mostly white man upper echelon

[visual stream]

I usually only see the white-flavored chudlings

[frosty crescent]

fallout frost is the best

[drowsy steppe]

but yea they dont give a shit about skin color

[sterile stone]

I think in Caesar's tent there's maaaaybe one black guy

That's a praetorian

[visual stream]

Ah, the Token

[drowsy steppe]

like if they werent limited by the tech

[void bison]

the Yasuke

honored elite warrior

[drowsy steppe]

there could be a believable number of native americans too

[sterile stone]

I mean

Probs

I dunno really....

[scenic drift]

Legion doesn't need to do race based discrimination, it has no need to restrict slavery by race, when outsiders can be any race.

[sterile stone]

They never speak on how he Natives got along in the fallout universe.

[scenic drift]

Natives, who?

[sterile stone]

Native Americans

[visual stream]

Well America in Fallout universe behave probably even more stinky and capitalistic than ours already is

[scenic drift]

That is the joke

[frosty crescent]

conquest and erasure under a new identity

[sterile stone]

I'm launching you into orbit.

[visual stream]

So they're in the same boat at best

[drowsy steppe]

oh yea

[visual stream]

Eradicated at worst

/assimilated

[drowsy steppe]

fuck whats the tribe in Honest Hearts called again the pacifist

[sterile stone]

The sorrows?

[drowsy steppe]

yea

[visual stream]

Oh yeah

A whole DLC about that exists nm

[queen yoke]

raul is a native american i think?

[drowsy steppe]

theyre supposed to be the ancestors of Native Americans mixing with German tourists in the area

[scenic drift]

Oh no, i think fallout has enough mad scientists that eradication may not be the worst crime perpetrated on the Natives.

[sterile stone]

The tribesmen and women in honest hearts aren't native americans

[long oasis]

theyre descendants of school bus children

[queen yoke]

hold on theres a wiki page about this

[void bison]

probably less stinky but capitalistic

[long oasis]

saved by that one guy

[queen yoke]

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Native_Americans

[sterile stone]

They're german and I believe french immigrants stranded in Utah

[queen yoke]

theres the notable ones including raul

[drowsy steppe]

the german part is true

[sterile stone]

Raul is Mexican

[drowsy steppe]

was it native americans or

I forgor

[drowsy steppe]

Latino

Latinx

[visual stream]

Joshua, put a cap in General Gobbledigook here

Can't believe that's a real line

[long oasis]

raul is the cowboy

[sterile stone]

The disrespect

[queen yoke]

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/PlayStation_Blog_Meet_the_Companions

[drowsy steppe]

ay I heard

the latin community uses Latine

[visual stream]

Is Raul not hispanic?

[drowsy steppe]

for the non binaries

so at least they got it figured out :kek

[sterile stone]

He is hispanic

[visual stream]

Okay cool

[sterile stone]

Mexicans are referred to as hispanic

I think like South Americans are referred to as latino

I could be wrong tho

[drowsy steppe]

I know the artist I cant remember the name

his art is so fucking good

[sterile stone]

One of the best companions in any fallout game with the best drip.

[long oasis]

deimosart

[drowsy steppe]

huh meztiso ok

thats like

[wraith halo]

I like the reference to the fallout 2 cover art with the power armor helmet

[queen yoke]

raul is like half mexican because hes meztiso so yeah

[drowsy steppe]

descendant of a native american and european spanish yea?

[sterile stone]

Yeeeeees?

[queen yoke]

Mestizo (/mɛˈstiːzoʊ, mɪˈ-/ mest-EE-zoh, mist-,[1][2] Spanish: [mesˈtiso] or [mesˈtiθo]; fem. mestiza, literally 'mixed person') is a term primarily used to denote people of mixed Spanish and Indigenous ancestry in the former Spanish Empire.

[long oasis]

not sure its a reference

[sterile stone]

I've heard of the term Mestizo but never looked into what it was.

[visual stream]

Raul was boring when I played FNV as a kid
I was just uncultured

[sterile stone]

So my boy is half and half

[visual stream]

Fuckin love the guy now

[sterile stone]

Like milk and cream

[queen yoke]

im just gonna go with a mexican and a native american shagged and out came raul and his sister cus i cant be fucked to think any further

[queen yoke]

yeah

[long oasis]

its 60 for a framed print is that good or bad

[umbral lily]

Best blessings for a relic blade?

[sterile stone]

I mean people would probably ask you who the burn victim is.

[long oasis]

bear bull bear bull bear bull

[drowsy steppe]

surprised he didnt up the price

like the quality is insane

[queen yoke]

raul and ed-e go brrr

[drowsy steppe]

easily triple digit selling price

but I can understand if he undervalue it = more sales

[long oasis]

cranial wrath or cranial rampage

wrath is better for havoc

[long oasis]

bear and bull man

[queen yoke]

rex kinda got fucked over by the DLC ngl

DLC turns ed-e into god

[drowsy steppe]

shiiieeet I know a guy whos half and half

and 1 extra half

[sterile stone]

I'm gonna beat your ass

I know who you're talking about

[umbral lily]

I only see cranial grounding, are those from somewhere else?

[sterile stone]

[drowsy steppe]

Meztiwhiteman

[queen yoke]

OOTL, who the fuck is malarkey on about

[sterile stone]

I'm mixed

[queen yoke]

oh they mean you

defo ootl then

[sterile stone]

He's saying that cause I'm 1/3rd native

[long oasis]

bottom right

[drowsy steppe]

fuck you remind me

of that 33.3% joke by Vin

😭

[long oasis]

two blessings

[scenic drift]

Blessing rework when?

[sterile stone]

Both of y'all catching hands

[long oasis]

never

[umbral lily]

oh i got it mixed, i though it was just called cranial wrath all together!

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-beach-ocean-wave-gif-10504166

[queen yoke]

just mail nightshade to malarkey or whatever the fuck shart likes

problem solved

[sterile stone]

I'm suplexing you

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-dodge-throw-matrix-miss-gif-3764049638817774883

[spare talon]

my backlog of games watching as i boot up darktide yet again instead of playing something else for once

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-cat-tweaking-cat-help-gif-15027370981305715566

[sterile stone]

Never did I think I'd see a youtube short

Glazing a tanner build

But here we are I guess.

[queen yoke]

and i thought the subreddit was going through lobotomytide

[drowsy steppe]

his reach is everywhere it seems

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-26478665

[drowsy steppe]

bruh my lil friend group server posts tanner vids xd

[queen yoke]

obliterate it

[drowsy steppe]

and I dont wanna be that guy that goes DONT LISTEN TO TANNER

[queen yoke]

invite me into the group, ill do it for you

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/yourenotthatguypal-pal-notthatguy-weak-gif-21925932

[sterile stone]

I'm just mad curious how the fuck people can sift through the endless shouting into the mic videos

To find something of substance

[drowsy steppe]

maybe there is substance these days in the vids

Ive not vetted anything tho

[sterile stone]

Chaos tainted youtube vids

[drowsy steppe]

tbh I probably dont give a shit either to try to correct

I dont care enough about builds atp

[sterile stone]

Facts tho

I remember someone showed me bro's channel

[queen yoke]

i doubt it ngl
if you need to shout to get whatever the fuck you're getting across and nobodys talking over you its probably a shit fucking point

[sterile stone]

And I just like skimmed through 3 videos

All of them

Just

Shouting

Like who the fuck is this content for

[drowsy steppe]

maybe its some fuckin

abusive teacher dynamic shit

[queen yoke]

last i checked he was a racist so not anyone with some sense

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-not-my-tempo-jk-simmons-gif-9593874262333532084

not quite my zealot build...

[sterile stone]

Lil pudgy boy is racist?

[drowsy steppe]

I see this on other gamer youtube vids

not a fun experience listening

[queen yoke]

yeah this is from nategore so a decently trusted source

[spare talon]

remember when he tried to blackmail rebb ford

[sterile stone]

Who the fuck is rebb ford

[spare talon]

the creative director of warframe

[queen yoke]

warframe person apparently

[nimble fiber]

rebb ford these nuts

[queen yoke]

nope, dont play warframe

[spare talon]

previously the lead community manager for years and years before that

[queen yoke]

oh that explains it

[spare talon]

which would have been when that happened

[drowsy steppe]

oh yea

[queen yoke]

yeah according to nate

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-disgusted-funny-what-the-gif-19412244

[queen yoke]

cant find anything about it so im assuming its been purged

[drowsy steppe]

theres a photo of his veteran character's name

it has something to do with george floyd

[sterile stone]

[spare talon]

in a company where the CMs are allowed to just talk without needing managements approval

[sterile stone]

40k racism

Every

Fucking

Time

[spare talon]

wheres the "my wife left me" clip

[queen yoke]

ah perfect, heres another bit

[spare talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dFdyg2G3Yk

[queen yoke]

i'd assume the top bit roughly covers what you're on about cole

threatening FS staff etc etc

[sterile stone]

It's wild bro has a following

But I mean

[visual stream]

Rex is a mainstay secondary companion for me personally

[sterile stone]

Someone who probably shits in their hands and claps has a following aswell

So anything is possible I guess

[queen yoke]

cant find anything unfortunately

[drowsy steppe]

I know its posted in this server I just acnt find it

[queen yoke]

fair
i prefer ed-e because free shit go brrr

also flying robot

[sterile stone]

I hope the maid picture isn't posted somewhere in here

That was painful on the eyes

[spare talon]

imagine hating the warframe lead devs/community managers when theyre just like this

[drowsy steppe]

its the fact

its a terrible person behind the fucking goofy dress

[visual stream]

They also acknowledged getting frames pregnant...

[sterile stone]

It almost always is

[visual stream]

||||

[queen yoke]

wait did tanner wear a maid dress?

[spare talon]

https://fixupx.com/rebbford/status/1984274286555894073

rebb ford (@rebbford)

I played Warframe last night

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[sterile stone]

YEs

He did...

[spare talon]

hideo kojima

[queen yoke]

oh jesus fuck

[sterile stone]

And you can see all the meat lumps on his sides...

Bro built like a bag of lays chips

Wanting to be racist

Shit is wild I tell you

[queen yoke]

assumably it got purged

[oak ice]

Hold on..

What

[sterile stone]

So you know when a overweight person wears clothing

Like a tshirt that's too small

And you can see all the folds

Think that

[oak ice]

Oh

[sterile stone]

But with a maid outfit

[oak ice]

HUH

[queen yoke]

im going to assume it got banned because i dont think the mods could be fucked to scroll through his message history to check which shouldnt be deleted so they went "fuck it, purge it all"

[drowsy steppe]

FOUND IT

[queen yoke]

tanner lindberg the overweight venti femboy wore a maid dress

and it was shit

mainly because it was worn by tanner

[long oasis]

doesnt he hate femboys or something

or trans women

[queen yoke]

idfk

[long oasis]

im confused

[sterile stone]

Being in this community for so long, I expect racism.

[queen yoke]

oh no hold on, isnt that what racists are calling those fucking ai generated racist memes now?

[sterile stone]

Where's the meme when I need it

[drowsy steppe]

self hate iirc

[queen yoke]

i swear i've heard that term used for future based racism memes

[sterile stone]

This describes the 40k community for me

[queen yoke]

well not term, name but yknow what i mean

[drowsy steppe]

probably

[drowsy steppe]

gotta watch out

for the guys with black templar pfps xd

[queen yoke]

ok given its not a direct tanner post im going to assume all his posts got purged

[sterile stone]

I'm sure they're floating around in soem sub groups.

[oak ice]

I see

[sterile stone]

You just gotta ask the right people

[queen yoke]

i'd rather not have to dig through to find an overweight person in a maid dress when i could probably just spend 20 quid and do it myself

[drowsy steppe]

everyone here documents the tanner shit better than me

[sterile stone]

He's a lolcow in essence

So it makes sense he has people documenting him

[drowsy steppe]

lol he came back to darktide cuz its the only relevant thing he has rn

[scenic drift]

algo feeds it

[sterile stone]

I wish it'd stop

Cause all I wanna watch is gameplay with no commentary

[long oasis]

at the very least he doesnt play warframe anymore

[queen yoke]

how old even is tanner RN?

[sterile stone]

Yeah but he keeps coming back here cause this is about as close as he's gonna get to a E-celeb

[queen yoke]

yeah had a look round, cant find the maid outfit to make you all suffer

couldnt find any facebook pages either surprisingly, anyone named tanner lindberg is too happy to be him

[scenic drift]

I'd love to get the tea, I can't find anything about that

[drowsy steppe]

its best left forgotten

[gray ice]

@sterile stone ay forehead peep dis

https://youtu.be/pJPcnsehffM?si=Tf2EZ0TUbB9gfWfm

[plush estuary]

@sullen forge what killed me?

[queen yoke]

yeah probably

[scenic drift]

https://tenor.com/view/sipping-joe-goldberg-penn-badgley-you-consuming-gif-13176688856893985792

a bit of stalker vibes

[queen yoke]

its 4am on a tuesday and i felt like causing group suffering

plus hes american and incompetent so he probably has a facebook

[drowsy steppe]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1oofbls/trade/ mmm I love problematic romance options

[queen yoke]

does it not show you on the end screen?

[queen yoke]

brusies

[plush estuary]

it said planet

[sterile stone]

The disrespect I go through

[spare talon]

im struggling to find it again myself
but what i can remember is that he was harrassing and blackmailing the community manager of warframe with "nude pictures" of them
when in reality, all they were was photos of a company beach trip

[gray ice]

If this music disrespectful I wish someone would disrespect tf outta me

[sterile stone]

You ain't shit

[queen yoke]

oh the game literally has no clue then

[sterile stone]

I gotchu big homie

[queen yoke]

oh shit

[queen yoke]

how was those ice things caused

little fuckin cold snaps above ya head

[drowsy steppe]

the mentally unwell

[queen yoke]

might be it

[drowsy steppe]

Im not surprised if in the near future

he has previous neo nazi leanings atp

💀

[queen yoke]

@plush estuary looks like you died from some DOT from a dead enemy though

[plush estuary]

yeah

but idk what causes that

and it removed all of my healing

no healing and an extreme dot

[spare talon]

besides that
theres just general youtube drama

this is pretty much the main reason he moved on

and oh would you look at those timestamps

[queen yoke]

glacial elite maybe because of the cold thing?

[spare talon]

just in time for darktide

[queen yoke]

might've been the lightning strike though

[drowsy steppe]

aaah

so he never changed in the 2 years aint it

hmmm yea I do remember seeing Tanner's first few vids on Darktide

that was a fucking patient zero type moment for me

[scenic drift]

youtube bickering is a bit lower on "I should care about this" than blackmail for me.

[spare talon]

no
thats why i never believe any of the "oh hes better now" arguments

[spare talon]

yeah but this was more personal to him and is what caused him to quit

deleted a ton of his wf stuff iirc

[winter steppe]

It’s honestly morbidly fascinating how absolutely deranged / unhinged people can be nowadays.

[spare talon]

its why he moved on

[drowsy steppe]

he surrounds himself with like minded lunatics

[spare talon]

its also like

[drowsy steppe]

unless he takes effort to change his people he associate with

[queen yoke]

@plush estuary found it

[spare talon]

you go to game youtubers to get info or builds or tips whatever

[queen yoke]

overloading enemy

[spare talon]

and you walk up to him during that and hes just bitching about another youtuber

you wouldnt want to engage with that

[queen yoke]

dying by an overloading enemy results in a "killed by the planet" thing

high difficulty resulted in the secondary explosion doing a ton of damage

[plush estuary]

ahh

[drowsy steppe]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1oo8ix8/i_drew_robert_and_visi/ Better Rim Kim

[queen yoke]

see here
https://www.reddit.com/r/riskofrain/comments/185jf7p/what_the_hell_is_this_explosion_that_killed_me/

overloading elite jellyfish kills a dude, deals a decent chunk of damage and killed by the planet

[gray ice]

Better what to Kim?????

[queen yoke]

plus roughly the same AOE explosion as shown in your video

[winter steppe]

Not to mention how these very same lunatics seem to always gather a following around them. What a strange phenomenon.

[drowsy steppe]

is a joke in the BCS community

[gray ice]

I've been seeing that show?game? More and more

@mystic ether @sterile stone you should both hit this fr jus sayin

https://youtu.be/LVU38MrUAQ4?si=-C22fxJj4mGsT1Dw

[drowsy steppe]

Iunno if you like it but its pretty viral rn

[queen yoke]

its a telltale game so wait for all the episodes to come out

[gray ice]

I do not know enough about it to formulate an opinion

[gray ice]

Thought their studio went the way of the dodo

[drowsy steppe]

from some of the devs of telltale to be accurate

[queen yoke]

what malarkey said

[gray ice]

Makes more sense

[queen yoke]

oh bloody hell its got a demo

wtf

would've been nice to have on the store page

[drowsy steppe]

idk what Im gonna watch but now Im curious

[drowsy steppe]

interactive story based game (Dispatch the name)

dont know if you like story heavy games but me personally I like it very much

[obsidian prairie]

que

[queen yoke]

well thats a thing

[queen yoke]

its got a demo not directly listed on the store page for some fucking reason

u gotta go to the devs steam page and it'll be at the bottom

[gray ice]

I see I see

Maybe if I peel myself off arc raiders one of these days I'll check it out

[drowsy steppe]

I dont even play the demo

I saw its a telltale like game and on discount

[queen yoke]

im surprised there even was a demo

games with demos actually have their demos shown on the store page

not pissing about collecting dust in the corner

[gray ice]

Telltale were never the greatest marketers

Most of the time the games spread via word of mouth and small circles till they got bigger iirc

[queen yoke]

not even a marketing issue

they just straight up didnt put a demo on there

[drowsy steppe]

tbf it is a free demo

[gray ice]

Maybe the intern was out that day

[drowsy steppe]

a separate instance

[gray ice]

It should still be clearly visible somewhere on the purchasable product

[queen yoke]

yeah but free demos are actually on the store pages

[gray ice]

So that people know they can try it first

And that's just how steam typically works

[queen yoke]

street fighter six for example

[drowsy steppe]

ok yea I dont have a defensible argument then

[queen yoke]

i'd say its a bundle issue but its clearly not by looking at PD2

[gray ice]

You're able to admit that and that's why we hang out

[queen yoke]

so no bundle limit that'd restrict it

[sullen forge]

Warped echo took down your 1 shot immunity and you stepped on Helminth Hatchery lava hazard

That’s what killed you

[drowsy steppe]

this a rare personality trait online

[plush estuary]

warp echo?

[queen yoke]

oh fr?

jesus fuck

[sullen forge]

Warped Echo

[queen yoke]

https://riskofrain2.fandom.com/wiki/Warped_Echo

[sullen forge]

The item you get that deals DOT

Instead of the raw damage

If you have healing

[queen yoke]

oh yeah now i see it

[sullen forge]

Wungus, Medkits

Etc

It’s good

It’s cause of that it took down the 1 shot immunity

[plush estuary]

but soemthig stopped healing

[sullen forge]

And then you stepped on lava at like 10 hp

[plush estuary]

for 5 sec

[sullen forge]

Let me see one moment

[queen yoke]

wait did stepping on the lava remove OTP

[sullen forge]

MALACHITE

[queen yoke]

oh nvm

[sullen forge]

YOU GOT FUCKED BY A MALACHITE

Deep green elites

They hit you or you step on the spikes they leave

10 second nullification of all healing sources

They tend to spawn after 45 minutes

Same with Celestials

@plush estuary Malachite debuff

Classic run ender

[queen yoke]

RIP ainz, died from no healing

[sullen forge]

I was like

No healing?

Oh that’s probably one thing-

[wraith halo]

I can't remember the last time I've seen malachite or celestine elites because I p much only play eclipse and try not to loop

[sullen forge]

Sees buff bar

Sees Deep green X over Healing Cross

Yup

That’s Malachite

[queen yoke]

forgot malachite existed ngl
when u mentioned warped echo i assumed it DOT'd the lava

[sullen forge]

Combo of the two

Malachite denied the healing

And then the warp echo snowballed from the lava

[queen yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/videogame-combo-gif-3540164

[winter steppe]

Wombo combo

[queen yoke]

holy shit it was 8 seconds of no healing

christ

[sullen forge]

https://youtu.be/sl59SITip_c?si=N7HkpqA1FVwg23pa

[sullen forge]

@plush estuary when you get late into a run immediately listen for this sound at all and immediately hunt the Malachite down

Like I cannot stress how much they are run Enders

All of my late game runs end because of the Malachite debuff

[sterile stone]

Outside of the corny dancing

This some shit my mom would play when we cleaning the house on a saturday morning