zealot-class

[vague wing]

yeah its def a hint to the next plot point

[frosty herald]

Worst havoc ever

[frozen kernel]

It’s all for da propaganda

Take a propa ganda at this Agri

[frosty herald]

Rotten armor stims might be the only havoc combination worse than this

[heady rapids]

https://x.com/pukicho/status/1985501058437955891

Pukicho (@pukicho)

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

X · Nov 4, 2025, 12:15 AM

[gaunt roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZw9w2Bvdok

apparently zealot is the weakest class in the game

[vague wing]

not havoc but my first experience with lights out was a sniper gauntlet and im pretty sure it left me with an irrational fear of lights out/sniper gauntlet missions now

[frosty herald]

psyker is the strongest

[frosty herald]

also wouldnt take mr e's opinion on class rankings

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762816022616080386/1435396785836392468/robert-robertson-dispatch-game.gif

[gaunt roost]

viktor

[plush estuary]

lights out cant spawn with waves of snipers

[drowsy steppe]

Robert Robertson..

[plush estuary]

map modifiers are gas/vent purge/lights out

[vague wing]

it was a sniper gauntlet

[heady rapids]

ЖOLY BIBЬLE

Great picture yog

[plush estuary]

with havoc gas is comboes with waves of tox bombers/ vent purg is snipers/ lights out is dogs

[peak violet]

Amen 🙏

[vague wing]

Dude

I said it wasnt havoc

"Not havoc but my first"

[plush estuary]

misread then

[long oasis]

You silly cpcknards

[vague wing]

its literally the first two words :(

[long oasis]

Why are you in zealot chat expecting people to be able to read

go back to psyker chat

[plush estuary]

apologies

[heady rapids]

I only know 3 words

[frosty herald]

sniper gauntlet isnt that bad

[heady rapids]

small pink and dog

[long oasis]

Small

[vague wing]

Im not surprised given how many refuse to heal when theyre 1hp just to get bonked once by an unseen enemy and then ragequit like wimps

[heady rapids]

everything else I say is pre recorded

[peak violet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-smoking-blunt-blehskibidi-gif-4336732105413285679

[vague wing]

/hj

[long oasis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1427738812808827061/things-are-things-are-often-chopped-and-cooked-before-theyre-served-and-ate-1.gif

[frosty herald]

it gets real bad when the spawner bugs out and you have to dodge 20 snipers

[drowsy steppe]

tbf

[long oasis]

Wait wrong one

https://tenor.com/view/1450-中共-中國-19-武漢-gif-22384529

[drowsy steppe]

that martyrdom boost is lit

[heady rapids]

what's a /hj

o

[peak violet]

doooooooooooog

[vague wing]

seriously though it actually pisses me off that martyrdom zealots never heal like brother youre one health go heal

[heady rapids]

half joking

yes?

[vague wing]

half joking

yeah

[violet hornet]

Zealots only play havoc

[heady rapids]

yeah

[vague wing]

tone indicator

im autistic

so

I use them

[drowsy steppe]

actually yes you dont want 1 hp on martyr

[vague wing]

well ofc im autistic

[drowsy steppe]

because damage bleedthrough...

[vague wing]

im a furry and a 40k fan

ofc im autistic

[jagged cradle]

bad combo

[heady rapids]

pick a struggle

[drowsy steppe]

furry, 40k fan, autistic?

[vague wing]

like their health bars are 80% corruption and 1hp I tell them to heal they say no and then they get mollywhopped and we lose when we get overwhelmed

[drowsy steppe]

literally the checkmark for a zealot chatter

[carmine lance]

LMAO

[drowsy steppe]

welcome aboard

[carmine lance]

REAL

[violet hornet]

You are in a discord for a 40k themed video game, we're all autistic here

[vague wing]

I dont care if you do more damage, you dont do damage if youre dead

[peak violet]

https://tenor.com/view/gaongenre-spongebob-patrick-stupid-idiot-gif-4545793449574515217

oh no

[vague wing]

heal the fuck up and use the damage as compensation when youre low, not as a replacement for health

[long oasis]

Not me I dont have a corporeal body

[vague wing]

truth

[peak violet]

i am also in this chat

😭

is it over for me?

[vague wing]

hold on one sec

[drowsy steppe]

yes

[heady rapids]

any spare fursuits

[misty nova]

1 hp and a dream babeeeee

Feel the rush

[drowsy steppe]

either become gay/bi

or token straight

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/conan-o'brien-hot-ones-da-bomb-never-felt-so-alive-spicy-gif-17816058175774284132

[vague wing]

pretty sure this russian zealot was a martyrdom build?

Dude died 7 times

the bot died 4 times

Fucking HOW

HOW DO YOU DIE TWICE AS MUCH AS A LITERAL BOT

😭

[violet hornet]

How do you take 4k damage

[plush estuary]

some people dont care as much

[drowsy steppe]

he's a dimon

[plush estuary]

or have other things going on

[drowsy steppe]

ofc he plays like a dimon

[vague wing]

but yeah like

I genuinly feel dread

[violet hornet]

Wat dis?

[vague wing]

if I join a lobby and there's a martyrdom zealot on my team

because I know theyre gonna be a stubborn donkey that wont listen to common sense

[drowsy steppe]

friendly fire

[peak violet]

https://tenor.com/view/димон-бумер-фильм-драма-боевик-gif-16627624472140438864

[violet hornet]

Oh hey you played with gears, is that your friend?

[peak violet]

noone will get it but whatever

[vague wing]

I actually think zealot is my least fav class atm

[peak violet]

DIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[vague wing]

to play

[heady rapids]

I will

[vague wing]

no I was soloq

[trail walrus]

and thats why i run smite so i can keep things stunned so they dont die

[violet hornet]

@signal spoke

[vague wing]

I only really play with my friend rewrite or with my partner

[drowsy steppe]

my least fav is ogryn

still my least leveled class

[vague wing]

I love big booms and I cannot lie

just something I cannot deny

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/costco-guys-five-big-booms-boom-gif-16319214973015367077

[drowsy steppe]

I like being fast af

[mystic ether]

I usually ignore it until I actually play it. Nice thing about ogryn is how small their weapon pool is as a class so I just have everything I want, strong/decently safe dump stats and everything else just ready to go.

Plus, being good at the game makes being solid with ogryn one of the easiest things.

[vague wing]

ive played stealth vet a bit recently and it is so fun, I still got a bit to learn but it has genuinly been a ton of fun

literally never played it before and I dived straight into auric and had fun

started out with just the combat knife and revolver but I found out that the plasma rifle is lowk fun asf to use on a stealth build

appears behind a sniper "Nothing personal kid" Fully charged headshot

its so goofy 😭

[mystic ether]

Infiltrate has its own sauce yeah. Rewards a specific form of ballsy play. Hopefully it receives more buffs to it later on if fatshark gets to it within the rest of the year.

[vague wing]

honestly would make do with a 2nd charge by default

and get rid of the node that adds a charge

[mystic ether]

I could get behind that. Merging talents has worked well as a placeholder for better buffs later

[drowsy steppe]

https://www.tumblr.com/bruciemilf/799088815574777856/screamed-at-each-other-5-minutes-before-this-btw Dispatch fanart already going strong

/|\ ^._.^ /|\

Screamed at each other 5 minutes before this btw

-# #i love the hc of flambae running so hot it helps Robert sleep #your honor they're tender SOMETIMES #flambae is absolutely not sleeping and makes sure no one bothers Robert btw #robert now has a couch. it's a Start #robert robertson #mecha man #flambae #flambert #mechaflame #whats the ship name #dispatch #dispatch game #fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #edit: changed it just a bit bc I made Robert too skinny around the arms #the man is a twunk give him some biceps

Tumblr · Nov 2, 2025, 8:01 AM

[heady rapids]

assuming he's missing a tooth in this picture

cause I see the eyebrows

[drowsy steppe]

yep lmao

[coral tendon]

I feel that. Ogryn was my first operative, and while fun, didn’t deliver what other operatives could in terms of more dynamic gameplay.

[heady rapids]

don't you enjoy not being able to mantle

[hexed igloo]

I first started with zealot and then I tried the others and all of them suck balls other than zealot

Psyker and vet are too squishy and ogryn is too fat and slow

And you'll catch me stepping on my own balls before I buy arbites

[heady rapids]

https://youtube.com/shorts/OtS02_lr7Uk?si=5Zl7X-Jm77u_27QA

this is genuinely really fucking cool

[solar gorge]

campbell soup

i need to try it just so I know

you know

probably tastes like stomach acid

[long oasis]

me

[solar gorge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1435406447075655723/image.png?ex=690bd9ed&is=690a886d&hm=bed2cf442aa90b84c89e4caa58e399f081e6b5e690ab26bd35fc494a93a62e9b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[plush estuary]

6

[carmine falcon]

amazing clip

[heady rapids]

thanks

[heady rapids]

not relatable

[peak violet]

wow, this blew up

[heady rapids]

needs to be pregnant men

[peak violet]

my custom mpregs are in nitro jail

[glossy nimbus]

Should I be grabbing this when I plan on using knife?

[south prism]

arc raiders discord is going well

your mother ❌ love you

[glossy nimbus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU48ouWNr8E

[median steeple]

Now watch this super drive

[glossy nimbus]

does ij make u run faster

[oak ice]

Where is become forg?

[oak ice]

D**n

[hexed igloo]

It seems pretty reliable to assume anyone that's into frogs is either a twinky lesbian or a twinky twink

Boykisser

[oak ice]

This assumption doesn't work for me

[hexed igloo]

Don't think I've ever heard of anyone straight being into frog's

[oak ice]

I am literally straight cis het

[hexed igloo]

Glass closet vro

The frog doesn't lie

[oak ice]

I have token straight as a role in a server

[heady rapids]

overwatch pfp

definitely a twink

[oak ice]

Lucio is goated

[heady rapids]

an eboy

an ekitten

[oak ice]

It's so grover

Lmao

I'm not, but it's all good

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762816022616080386/1435396785836392468/robert-robertson-dispatch-game.gif

[sterile stone]

Famine upon your crops

[hexed igloo]

don't care. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

[gusty arch]

what are the current good builds with DS and Relic for auric and h40?

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/dispatch-blonde-blazer-waifu-adhoc-sdn-gif-4080443914811919382

[hexed igloo]

You're the twinkiest twink ever to twink bro

[drowsy steppe]

ay rate the baddie tho

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-thinking-waiting-simpsons-gif-5895656

[oak ice]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-26601693

[hexed igloo]

Not a baddie

Blonde white woman smh

[oak ice]

I cannot do such ratings without knowing the personality first

[sterile stone]

I can sense the uggs and pumpkin spice latte

[drowsy steppe]

she wants to settle down and with a good man type of gal

[hexed igloo]

She Def doesn't need glasses but wears them because she thinks she looks cute in them

[carmine lance]

EVEN WITH HAVOC 40 PLAYERS I CAN'T GET PAST HAVOC 20

[hexed igloo]

Certified non-baddie

[oak ice]

Hmmmmmmmmm

Need more to go on, but honestly sounds sweet

[heady rapids]

she flirts with you while being in a relationship

[oak ice]

Give them curse of moth

[oak ice]

Oh

[hexed igloo]

Yeah no thanks that's fucked

[oak ice]

That is ummm

A nuh uh from me

[frosty herald]

The short haired woman is better

[drowsy steppe]

ay tbf

[hexed igloo]

I'm slugging her in the gut and then running away

[frosty herald]

The blone heroine is just weird

[drowsy steppe]

she had been thinking about breaking up

[hexed igloo]

Call me crazy maybe break up first

[drowsy steppe]

and her motivations are understandable when you read up the comics

[hexed igloo]

Nah just break up first

[drowsy steppe]

Iont blame her

she did!

[heady rapids]

she does that on the next day

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/dispatch-bb-dispatch-blonde-blazer-blonde-blazer-dispatch-blonde-blazer-dress-gif-17805178829601633839

[heady rapids]

then invites you to dinner

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-nah-hell-naw-oh-hell-naww-dog-gif-9009732769714372825

[oak ice]

I can't really give input

But i do value loyalty though

So idk about that....

But could just be a unique scenario idk

[sterile stone]

Dress a lil too long for my liking

But we keep it shmooving

[drowsy steppe]

is a nuanced situation yea

the writers made a very realistic scenario with the setting they used and its great

[hexed igloo]

Pervert

[sterile stone]

I don't like your tone short ass

[hexed igloo]

Long dresses are superior for there's more to uncover

[sterile stone]

It's a tripping hazard

[hexed igloo]

Don't get a dress that's too long then headass

I'm not sayin ball gown with a 14ft train vro smth ankle length

[drowsy steppe]

I mean they usually stop just at above the heel usually

unless youre like in some gala or somethin and you wanna stand out

so they just put on those absurdly long dresses for the cameras

[misty nova]

Blonde Blazer kills phenomaman and gets sent to silent hills for being sexually frustrated

🔥

[hexed igloo]

N usually those ones have a skeleton that holds the skirt outward, so it doesn't drag under your feet

[drowsy steppe]

OH YEA

[oak ice]

Yeah. I am thinking of getting the game, but I don't want to until my friends get busy. Or else they will call me out. One of them calls me out for reasons . He knew who I was going to romance in RT. And he already made a guess for dispatch so....I need to wait a bit lol

[drowsy steppe]

she cant have sex with him cuz different genital iirc

[long oasis]

makes you wonder what phenomenaman is packing

[drowsy steppe]

man fuck your friends

play it!!

[misty nova]

Yup

VGA cable for her HDMI ports

Uh

[long oasis]

call you out for what exactly liking hot women?

[misty nova]

This does imply that adapters would exist

[oak ice]

I will I will. Lol. No dw about it's all good. I am just the go to one to get bullied (in a friend way)

[misty nova]

[hexed igloo]

Nothin a little wd-40 and brute force can't fix

That came out poorly

Uh

[oak ice]

Well kinda that also being a masochist

[heady rapids]

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSyyrYNx7/

zel chat

[hexed igloo]

Inaccurate there's no femboys

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/dispatch-phenomaman-kissing-robert-robertson-lifting-him-up-gif-385648651478182755

[heady rapids]

all femboys got grilled and eaten

next question

[drowsy steppe]

this is worth

making the 1st move on Blazer

[sterile stone]

based

[hexed igloo]

Omg it's args and vin

[drowsy steppe]

AM NOT THE ONE WHO SAY IT

[hexed igloo]

Why are you still here then

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/766998073300746281/1368322181750067260/squirrel.gif

[heady rapids]

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSyyrm9XD/

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/chairon-warhammer-40000-40k-space-marine-gif-9205134510309967270

[heady rapids]

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSyyhUFAw/

[sterile stone]

You should be pushed into a taffy machine

[heady rapids]

he didn't deny it tho

[hexed igloo]

I've always been saying I wish I could pull out all my muscles and get em stretched like those taffy candy hooks

He never denies it

[sterile stone]

It's not true

[drowsy steppe]

cursed sticker

Rick Ross lookin ahh

[sterile stone]

I saw it once and had to have it

[sterile stone]

Vault Carl is best Carl

[zinc talon]

oh god stickers, I forgot

I have an entirely new trove of stuff to make yall frown with

[oak ice]

Wai

Huh

[zinc talon]

so it bears repeating cuz I sent it mid mission and wanna actually see this nonsense

[lean cairn]

@plush estuary if you wipe and lose a player i can hop on

i need to reroll

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-clapping-amazed-gif-5030569

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-steam-maintenance-tuesday-funny-gif-5125368307851606673

[zinc talon]

oh boyyyyyyyyyyy

LOL I just saw the third hand

[drowsy steppe]

@queen yoke ay this true

[queen yoke]

no

[visual stream]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4kSdiGRE4xWz8V557oekyD?si=1nyY23k0STmkSlYycWbihQ

Vaguely related

Putting you on some peak

[lean cairn]

hello @plush estuary

mine is agony

logi

healing armour

technically we can skip mid event but nah

yeah

[drowsy steppe]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1oocuvr/why_do_i_love_toxic_women/ real

[drowsy steppe]

eeeh not my thing ngl

[visual stream]

Understandable though

[visual stream]

vocaloid/v idol is definitely not for everyone

[hexed igloo]

I like reol

[drowsy steppe]

ay theres j pop songs I like

not v idol stuff but Stay With Me is good

[hexed igloo]

Drop pop candy my goat

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[hexed igloo]

I like shit like lagtrain

[drowsy steppe]

whats that

[hexed igloo]

Bro doesn't know

It's peak that's what it is

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/dispatch-dispatch-game-invisi-gal-mecha-man-robert-robertson-gif-16952138408342553554

[hexed igloo]

https://youtu.be/UnIhRpIT7nc?si=hjl5WVZJByzTp0Fh

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/time-watch-synchronize-spy-gif-22203623

[peak violet]

https://tenor.com/view/women-mattorgamez-gif-23657997

[drowsy steppe]

eeeh I dont feel it

[hexed igloo]

Valid and Fair I respect it

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/OZRYzH0Q0pU this is the music vibe I like

[hexed igloo]

Old guy just came thru the shop I think he shit himself bro left a pungent reek of fresh shit

[drowsy steppe]

ew wtf

[plush estuary]

thanks for sharing

https://tenor.com/view/astralspiff-spiff-astral-astral-spiff-loaf-gif-1331290147387807855

[hexed igloo]

It's too chill and slow for me

Oh wait peep this one sec

@drowsy steppe https://youtu.be/6C5sfOOvWwA?si=ia49oWQy5Tv_wnHV

Arknights ost is so peak

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/arrested-development-sad-tobias-gif-21194145

I forgot about that gem

[visual stream]

Also good

https://open.spotify.com/track/190IqlryWu91WBKeDgZqZz?si=ZF0SSAyoQmaweRLKE8SkBA

Try this one mayhaps

[drowsy steppe]

oooh ok. I fw this

[drowsy steppe]

lmaoo yep

[drowsy steppe]

HUH

[peak violet]

pov: you're speedrunning havoc

[drowsy steppe]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1oog05z/bb_fans_missing_out/ ahahaha

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248972334327791616/1435429603794747423/AQO5gDPRQB3wIS2izCLrsXkD2U4V7CxeYkFUuzPCjn5W7OFB_kcAPgb_el742GnLZ5WK6gYOw2nFsli2gjMTJzz4PFAXQSXWbUdupdg.mov?ex=690bef7e&is=690a9dfe&hm=6c01101f51c3e970c655c39a89c1632af0273d12b1d249d7770068065ef1725f&

[drowsy steppe]

ay now this my vibe

I like the heavy stuff too but theres just one of those days yanno

[queen yoke]

given what i've seen of the game i dont want to romance either of them

shame those are the only 2 choices though

[drowsy steppe]

ay thas fair

[queen yoke]

yeah
looks like invisigal fucks up the mech and blonde blazer fucks up with phenomaman or however the hell you spell it

cant romance royd though, 0/10

[drowsy steppe]

closest thing to mlm is kissing phenomaman

[queen yoke]

yup
not likely he'd ever be a romance option though, only reason he kisses you is because you kissed BB

dude defo needs some therapy and that sure as shit aint covered by SDN

[heady rapids]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Spacemarine/s/5z8CBiGnhM

@sullen forge

[queen yoke]

secret water-based DLC

[hexed igloo]

For arknights ost also

1. Operation Pyrite
2. Operation Blade
3. Operation Deepness

All straight heat

[visual stream]

My friend who's been watching the game says Phenomaman comes across as strange but is chill

[hexed igloo]

Jus search em on Spotify ig

[visual stream]

This is one reason why

[violet hornet]

new record?

[plush estuary]

think so

[violet hornet]

noice lol I think I saw you post 7 last time

[queen yoke]

hes an alien, thats why

either that or hes really bad at sex knowledge given the "alien genitalia" quote

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-fat-caress-animal-gif-17015097

[visual stream]

||He also after an emotional talk with you, says "I would like to make love with you again sometime"||

[queen yoke]

i've just realised he looks like harrier du bois

[heady rapids]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/SupaEarth/s/YjdYXIp0Fg

[violet hornet]

just switched off my main and remembered melk exists

[heady rapids]

What the fuck is reddit feed blessing me with

[violet hornet]

bro's curios are shit tho

[queen yoke]

change the hair colour a bit and kim'd fuck both of em

[misty nova]

💀

Don't they both also fell from grace

[copper hawk]

https://youtu.be/vYAGbfNDlao?t=700 @median steeple

[queen yoke]

yeah

[copper hawk]

Least auralicious toy Freddy moment

[queen yoke]

ones an alcoholic depressed smoking police officer and former gym teacher

[heady rapids]

is a cat shark a cark or a shat

[queen yoke]

the others a depressed alien

so basically the same

oh shit yeah

they're both the best at what they can do

also they're socially awkward as shit and both kiss dudes

literally just harrier du bois

[glossy nimbus]

@rough token How do I romance this guy

Theres dating in this game right

[void bison]

you have to listen to his mixtape

[sterile stone]

There's no way you're down bad for maniquenn dongler

I thought I raised you better

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-cool-swag-hump-gif-23891291

[median steeple]

freddy fazbearington

perhaps

a bear 5

[peak violet]

ok i looked up this game

i see where the budget went

[heady rapids]

yeah

it's really evident too

[queen yoke]

yup

[heady rapids]

not a bad game by any means

butttt

[queen yoke]

suffers from the telltale "choice"

[void bison]

hey guys it's moist critikal poops butthole chungus here

[drowsy steppe]

depressed omniman

fuck sideburns do be making a comeback aint it

[peak violet]

it looks like low budget Arcane

[heady rapids]

I have to endure charlie cause sonar is my fav char

[void bison]

No weve already seen depressed omniman

[queen yoke]

same result but it feels like you're making different choices which tbf you arent

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-nolan-grayson-nolan-grayson-gif-16724675788842523701

[misty nova]

CoryxKenshin just posted another dispatch video

After 12 days

[drowsy steppe]

yeaa

[queen yoke]

tbf it feels like they put charlie in the game but as his fursona

[sterile stone]

Woulda never fucking guessed Jessie Pinkman was a VA for a video game

[drowsy steppe]

like this is the trapping of story based game ngl

[queen yoke]

gets locked to weights because he thought he was gonna see knife womans tits

coup or smth

idfk french

[drowsy steppe]

theres a certain illusion of choice

[misty nova]

Coupé

[queen yoke]

thats the fucker

[heady rapids]

Barely qualifies for a video game and he did voice acting for invincible

[misty nova]

But everybody calls her coop

[drowsy steppe]

yea he's a socially awkward alien that doesnt have much knowledge of human customs or how they act

[queen yoke]

thats how its pronounced pretty sure

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-on-wtf-surprised-pikachu-gif-19719769

[heady rapids]

I don't call her anything anymore just saying wink wink

[drowsy steppe]

Coo-Pay

everyone just calls her Coop tho

[peak violet]

it`s not

[queen yoke]

is it not?

huh

[peak violet]

the accent above the E means it`s pronounced

[queen yoke]

oh
awful
im just gonna call her coup

[drowsy steppe]

french has 2 different direction for its accent on the letter e

[peak violet]

yeah and they`re pronounced the same fucking way

[heady rapids]

coop who???

[void bison]

which game the hero one

[obsidian prairie]

I hate french

[peak violet]

real

[heady rapids]

sorry but bat solos

[queen yoke]

yeah dispatch

[obsidian prairie]

Only language where eault is one sound

Like

5 characters for one short noise

[void bison]

seeing random youtubers in it makes me less interested

[drowsy steppe]

the t aint even pronounced

[queen yoke]

yeah, at least you can get rid of sonar tbh

dont get the appeal of him

[heady rapids]

you can't actually

[obsidian prairie]

Sonar feels like he should be british

[drowsy steppe]

he's charlie

[visual stream]

you gonna eat those twinks

[drowsy steppe]

and compared to Coop, seems to genuinely wanna succeed in the phoenix program

[obsidian prairie]

He should have a goofy Oxford academic accent

[drowsy steppe]

despite being a perverted dude

[misty nova]

He's a Harvard graduate

[heady rapids]

he's so based he's a cyberbully and a scammer

[misty nova]

Did he mention that

[drowsy steppe]

also his crimes is less bad than Coop

[misty nova]

[queen yoke]

i think the funniest bit about him is that one of his crimes is cyberbullying

about it though

[drowsy steppe]

mans a fuckin

techbro

crypto scammer type beat

[queen yoke]

oh my fucking god hes a bloodsucker

dudes a bat techbro

hes literally just a bloodsucker

[heady rapids]

they couldn't have designed a character more based than him

had to get charlie to voice him to offset that

[queen yoke]

no wonder i found him so fucking boring, hes just not a good character

[drowsy steppe]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1onqavb/dispatch_has_sold_1_million_copies_in_10_days/ adhoc sweep?

[queen yoke]

punch up is at least alright i spose

relies way too much on injuries which does not work for the game dispatch is

[heady rapids]

he's going straight after coup if the game gives me that choice

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/766998073300746281/1368322181750067260/squirrel.gif

[drowsy steppe]

wdym

[queen yoke]

punch ups special shit relies on him being injured

injuries rely on failing calls

[drowsy steppe]

oh yea

[queen yoke]

in other games where you can get injured without failing, it works better as a system

for example rogue trader

has an injury system, doesnt rely on failing fights for it to work

[drowsy steppe]

prism's power is pretty op

[queen yoke]

no yeah prism is fucking nuts

[peak violet]

wut

[drowsy steppe]

my most used heroes is Coop, Punch Up and Prism lmao

[queen yoke]

read the example

[peak violet]

yeah

wut

[queen yoke]

i dont get what you're confused about

[peak violet]

you get injuries for failing skillchecks

[queen yoke]

are you talking about RT or dispatch

[peak violet]

RT

[queen yoke]

yeah, thats why i said doesnt rely on failing fights

[peak violet]

i don't get this

[queen yoke]

because failing fights means you're dead

[peak violet]

yeah

[queen yoke]

injuries in RT are from failing checks, as you said or from taking large heaps of damage

not from failing an important part of the game

[peak violet]

right, i see

[sterile basalt]

golem is the goat

[carmine lance]

https://fixvx.com/theishikawarin/status/1985748185579483255?s=46&t=tiY36gNKRQxbEki87cdY9w

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[queen yoke]

yeah, punch ups entire perk system relies on him failing a call to get injured

[peak violet]

master cheeks's personal vehicle

[sterile basalt]

golem is actually ridiculously strong in dispatch

both his upgrade picks are insane

[peak violet]

that's rejected

[drowsy steppe]

I dont use golem much

[queen yoke]

nah, hard head and harder head

no injury debuffs, cant be downed

+2 to some stats by being injured

[drowsy steppe]

also yea kicking sonar out is ok when you can just spec waterboy as an intellect hero

[heady rapids]

crazy talk

[sterile basalt]

golem basically passes all vigor checks
has synergy with invisigal
and he has prob the 2 strongest upgrade abilities of all characters

[drowsy steppe]

waterboy clears >

[queen yoke]

i've heard people saying hes a spy which tbh wouldnt surprise me

[sterile basalt]

golem
upgrade 1: he grows to fill every unoccupied slot, gaining 25% of his stats for every slot he fills (up to 200%)
upgrade 2: once per shift u can reassign all his stat attributes (saved across shifts)

both are super strong

can only pick 1 tho

[drowsy steppe]

how tf you use uprgade 2 on golem

[heady rapids]

first one is pretty situational

[drowsy steppe]

I cant hit any respec button

when I upgrade to that

[sterile basalt]

go to his tab, press F

it resets all his stats to 1 and refunds u points

[drowsy steppe]

aaah icic

[queen yoke]

what even are waterboys crimes, last i checked it was murder n shit but apparently that was an error

[sterile basalt]

he doesn't have any

[drowsy steppe]

yea its a bug

[real sonnet]

55 minutes to complete aaaaaaaaaa book zealot moment

[drowsy steppe]

its fixed in a recent hotfix

[queen yoke]

ah that'd explain it

[drowsy steppe]

he's just an actual good person that deserves a chance

very much flexible and can fill the slot of the teammate you kicked out

[sterile basalt]

I picked pman tho

[heady rapids]

I picked wb cause I spoiled myself on what shit he pulls on you

no thank you

[queen yoke]

whats he do?

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/dispatch-dispatch-game-dispatch-waterboy-waterboy-dispatch-picmix-gif-6324914664273968734

[heady rapids]

First call he does he just fucks off

[sterile basalt]

yea

[heady rapids]

Then if he fails he can get depressed

For 45 secs

[queen yoke]

oh phenonoman

yeah thats unfortunately his 'power'

[sterile basalt]

which is why if u get him sent on 1 call early to get that over with, then he's just op

[drowsy steppe]

thats pman

[heady rapids]

oh

[drowsy steppe]

pman rest fast but if he fails gets depressed

[heady rapids]

wb inserts himself into calls if you haven't picked him for a bit

and gains a stat bonus

[queen yoke]

you think they could've given him a better outfit than some swimming goggles but yknow

[queen yoke]

oh yeah thats waterboy

only a +1 and can only be removed once

[sterile basalt]

ya but his stats are so op it's hard to fail unless u throw him at int/rizz checks

[heady rapids]

they're both liabilities

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1244083301367681105/1404989836691111966/togif.gif

[queen yoke]

at least you can willingly select phenonoman

waterboy can just shit the bed on a call

[heady rapids]

we need to know the long game first

[hexed igloo]

What even is tgus

It looks like alibaba invincible

[sterile basalt]

I replayed from ep2 to adjust stats for ep3 and 4

[drowsy steppe]

waterboy

[drowsy steppe]

lmaoo yea same

[sterile basalt]

there're some real brutal stat checks that require minmax on specific characters

[drowsy steppe]

I should replay one of my saves cuz I remember my stat distribution is ass

and I didnt managed to get the 2nd power up

[queen yoke]

i can see why people think waterboys a spy, shit job, isnt respected, get paid a bit for spying for his grandmother, etc etc basic shit

[hexed igloo]

I'd rather play azur lane tbh at least I can look at hot women then

[sterile basalt]

like
u basically need at least one 7 int character by ep4

there's not much point building people into all rounders

not even malevola who starts with the most balanced stat spread

I think int spec malevola is the way

I kept sonar

and the problem is that if sonar transforms, and I don't spec int on malevola, the entire team will just be operating on 2 brain cells

coupe's stats & ability are technically better than sonar's at least for first few playthroughs

[heady rapids]

I'm speccing that other girl into int

[sterile basalt]

invis?

[heady rapids]

cause she auto clears charisma with her specialized checks

[sterile basalt]

prism

[heady rapids]

no the rapper

[sterile basalt]

ah

[heady rapids]

yes

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/RVwh7G7GZsY

[sterile basalt]

prism I just ran dedicated rizz spec

[drowsy steppe]

I've met a nice lady. She want to help us out

[deft badge]

Is there ng+?

[sterile basalt]

I think I have her at like 8 rizz rn

[sterile basalt]

no

u just copy & paste onto diff save

[drowsy steppe]

there isnt even all the episodes yet

[deft badge]

Gotcha, ty

Tbh i was amazed you guys were talking about stats

[umbral lily]

Sonar >>> coupe

[heady rapids]

oh lmao there's an achievement for not dating anyone

[deft badge]

Thats a lot for a telltale game

[umbral lily]

Moist over edgelord

[queen yoke]

theres gonna be like 8 episodes

we havent even got the 5th one yet

[carmine falcon]

im waiting for the full game to be out and ill buy it

[queen yoke]

dont worry
the choicemakings the same

[carmine falcon]

aint doing this weekly shit what is this a tv show

[sterile basalt]

my current major choices are
||sonar staying
phenomaman joins
movie with invis||

[heady rapids]

it basically is

[umbral lily]

Yes

[deft badge]

I've entirely consumed the game secondhand tbh, I just saw first few playthroughs and went "they put ng+ in a telltale game???"

[heady rapids]

these are minor choices the major choice is brofisting royd

[queen yoke]

given the writing its basically an interactive TV show

[sterile basalt]

that's not even a choice

[carmine falcon]

telltale games are always interactive

[heady rapids]

if you don't you get a bad ending

[carmine falcon]

im talking about the release schedule lol

[drowsy steppe]

be me and do 3 saves

[queen yoke]

ah

[drowsy steppe]

Im actually gonna do a 4th one ngl

[queen yoke]

tv shows arent always tho

[heady rapids]

they also came out in chapters for years

so

[drowsy steppe]

yea

[queen yoke]

still betting invisigal turns out that she put the bomb on the mech

[carmine falcon]

good point howver i played them finishd

[umbral lily]

Clearly the major choice is throw water or alcohol

[drowsy steppe]

the tv show style formatting is deliberate

hell the opening scene is literally just Better Call Saul

[misty nova]

And afaik it's been their style for a while now

[umbral lily]

Mecha man is a God tier lawyer confirmed?

[sterile basalt]

wouldn't be surprised if she was

[heady rapids]

this chat is turning into a minefield tomorrow

today even

[drowsy steppe]

15-14 hours

[heady rapids]

it's in 14 hours

[umbral lily]

Why you say that?

[drowsy steppe]

I aint opening zealot chat tomorrow

[heady rapids]

and one minute

[drowsy steppe]

I cant trust yall to not spoiler shit

[queen yoke]

i mean
turns herself in with the requirement being ask no questions and "get out of there babe"

[sterile basalt]

ep5/6 spoilers

[umbral lily]

Oh lord i forgot its tomorrow

"Don't come to zealot chat tomorrow"

[heady rapids]

it's today

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/592682107168358442/1089960397731283066/cuter_cat_story.gif

[queen yoke]

episode 6 includes secret toxic romance confirmeded

[carmine falcon]

unironically report people who spoil

[drowsy steppe]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1oo7668/fuck_the_stars_by_me/ fuck the stars 🗣️

[plush estuary]

ep 6 for what?

[carmine falcon]

if u spoil a current thing for people then you're a bum

[queen yoke]

dispatch

[drowsy steppe]

every scene between Bob Bob and Visi is gold

[plush estuary]

what is that

[sterile basalt]

dispatch

game

[plush estuary]

I see

[sterile basalt]

story

[misty nova]

Tomorrow is shaping up to be a long day at work

[carmine falcon]

newest telltale game

[obsidian prairie]

The colors are right for airplanes

[umbral lily]

||shrek dies in the 8th movie||

[queen yoke]

if it turns out invisigal is evil i cant wait for the comments on all the invisigal x robert art

[misty nova]

So I'll only check it out late at night

[plush estuary]

I look it up

and get this

[drowsy steppe]

that makes it even more interesting

[plush estuary]

thx

[drowsy steppe]

nice

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-warhammer-thousand-sons-warhammer-40-thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-thousand-sons-gif-3911330265893084421

[sterile basalt]

buddy
this is the "I can fix her" crowd ur talking to

[plush estuary]

lol

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah thats the steam card

[carmine falcon]

me and the boys comitting dn

[umbral lily]

Why you have a gif of my thoughts

[plush estuary]

https://imgur.com/a/uIcQc9J

[sterile basalt]

the romance choice in dispatch is essentially "she can fix me" vs "I can fix her"

[carmine falcon]

i have a gif for everyone

[queen yoke]

fair
sucks that even rogue trader has better romance choices

[heady rapids]

fym TURNS OUT she's evil

they're all evil

it's a supervillain team

[queen yoke]

phenomomans crime is being depressed

[carmine falcon]

when the villain is villinous

[umbral lily]

https://tenor.com/view/coming-in-hot-a-minecraft-movie-minecraft-minecraft-movie-steve-gif-12012645769871785617

[queen yoke]

waterboys crime is being moist

[heady rapids]

well except them

obviously

[umbral lily]

More like "she fixed me" and "I can fix her"

[queen yoke]

how the fuck does waterboys power even work

[umbral lily]

One gave you a job, the other wants to give you a "job"

[heady rapids]

he's just wet

[umbral lily]

Water

[queen yoke]

yeah but like does his body infinintely produce water or what

[umbral lily]

Water

[heady rapids]

probably uses up energy

[umbral lily]

It uses up water

[queen yoke]

should've fucking worked for nestle or smth instead of SDN

[heady rapids]

worst thing that he probably can use any hole in his body

for that

[umbral lily]

I mean, if people in my hero can have a spray bottle as a head and be a hero, a wet dude can be one too

Pause

[queen yoke]

she can fix me is debatable considering what happened with phenomoman

moves on bloody quick ill tell you what

[umbral lily]

Lore accurate to modern day

[queen yoke]

at least he has a use though tbf

getting that spray shit in your eyes bloody hurts

fuck is some water gonna do

[umbral lily]

You can slip

[queen yoke]

that explains the murder charge

[umbral lily]

Ironically waterboy could have become the ultimate scam artist

Just enter a business, and slip, and sue them for not putting up a wet floor sign

[heady rapids]

waterboy

[queen yoke]

if his body can produce infinite water no wonder he thought his best choice was SDN

[heady rapids]

no one saw that btw

[queen yoke]

hes got an int of a 1 or a 2 i think

[heady rapids]

🦧

[umbral lily]

Bro could have saved Egypt

Infinite water glitch

[void bison]

why would nestle want free water

[umbral lily]

Fresh from the waterboy

Pause

[queen yoke]

control over an infinite source of water

shrimple

[carmine falcon]

egypt literally has the nile river

[heady rapids]

I think I'm good

[void bison]

they just want to kill him

[umbral lily]

Worlds lamest river

[sterile basalt]

i don't fully remember but he starts with like 1 in everything and 2 vigor

[queen yoke]

murder is illegal

[carmine falcon]

them are fighting words

[umbral lily]

Rename it to the waterboy river

[queen yoke]

a life insurance policy on him a few months before he slips and bangs his head on two bullets is not murder

[void bison]

not when nestle does it

[queen yoke]

see above

[umbral lily]

Boeing assasins be like

[sterile basalt]

whereas pman starts with 7 combat, vigor & mobility

he only sucks in int and rizz

[queen yoke]

yeah waterboy is just a fucking moron annoyingly

[heady rapids]

you have to sacrifice a slot for him first

tbh

but maybe it'll get worse in 5 and 6

or better

we'll see tomorrow

[deft badge]

Whats max in a stat?

[heady rapids]

0

10

[void bison]

is this game good or a mess

[heady rapids]

it's good

[deft badge]

Thank you

[sterile basalt]

so far pretty good

[void bison]

os there a frog here

[heady rapids]

too soon to say but judging by the current content it is good

[void bison]

hero

[deft badge]

I have a lot of hesitations cause telltale game but people seem to really be liking it so far

[queen yoke]

i mean at least nobody who works looks like a nonce, i'd trust them with kids over shroud any day tbf

[queen yoke]

buy it when it fully releases

[heady rapids]

it's ex telltale technically

[queen yoke]

still the same writing

[heady rapids]

the reasonable choice would be to wait

but

first things first

[deft badge]

I probably am waiting till release

[heady rapids]

I had somebody else buy it for me

[deft badge]

Full release that is

[heady rapids]

aaaand if I didn't I would've gotten it anyways

[void bison]

I think the time spent playing it could be spent killing robots instead for me

[drowsy steppe]

I got hooked to it so I'd say is pretty good

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/arc-raiders-gif-1839997995938173004

[deft badge]

Tbh historically I've liked one(1) telltale game

Which is why I have reservations

[heady rapids]

I tried playing minecraft

It was bad

[drowsy steppe]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1okuljo/remastered_a_classic_meme/

[void bison]

I assumed that was just hot bisexual energy or something

[drowsy steppe]

Visi is quote the most bi coded girly

[sterile basalt]

it's good in dialogue & characters
if ur expecting all ur choices to come bite u later on then it's prob not that type of game

[carmine falcon]

best telltale is the wolf amogus

[heady rapids]

I think the gameplay portion itself isn't gonna affect anything tho

[queen yoke]

nice is debatable but yknow im not a fan of either so

[deft badge]

Its not that I expect them to bite you later, its that I expect them to amount to nothing tbh

[carmine falcon]

and what path said, telltale games have a lot of fake choices

but it doesnt matter

since the writing is often good

[sterile basalt]

those fake choices are just dialogue flavor
I don't mind them

[carmine falcon]

yep

[drowsy steppe]

the Dispatching hero gameplay is surprisingly engaging for me

[carmine falcon]

its mass effect dialogue

[queen yoke]

people dont tend to play games that have choices for their fake choices tbf

[sterile basalt]

I never expected it to have branching choices like RT

[void bison]

I always viewed it more as just an interactive movie when I watched playthroughs of telltale

[heady rapids]

also

[drowsy steppe]

theyve put thought into it really good. Im hoping that theres certain choices of the characters that would carry over narratively tho

[heady rapids]

you get qtes

[carmine falcon]

mass effect dialogue wheel was so funny man
act nice
act less nice
be a fucking inflamed asshole

[heady rapids]

how intriguing

[queen yoke]

if we got a game like dispatch that was just the dispatching without being made by telltake that'd be decent

[hollow needle]

telltale games 🤢

[drowsy steppe]

underused

[queen yoke]

punch the reporter
punch the reporter
punch the reporter

[drowsy steppe]

we only have EP1 for the QTEs

[drowsy steppe]

maybe in later episodes..

[heady rapids]

this is the police

[hollow needle]

this is a game i just forgor the name

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect-mass-effect2-renegade-shepard-mass-effect-shepard-gif-21871179

[heady rapids]

911 sim something

Idk

[queen yoke]

yeah it was free on steam recently

[drowsy steppe]

yea but I would also have to care about the characters xd

[queen yoke]

hold on

[heady rapids]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/443810/This_Is_the_Police/

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[queen yoke]

911 operator

oh that

[drowsy steppe]

the writing is great that I genuinely obsess over the characters

[deft badge]

Tbf

You've clearly done that for other games as well

[heady rapids]

I wasn't interested in this is the police tbh

the gameplay is tertiary

[void bison]

this is the pig

[heady rapids]

this is the small pink dog

[drowsy steppe]

thas why I cant play numbers heavy games

Im not a nerd typa guy

[queen yoke]

looks alright minus the fact after the starting bit of the video its got the same artstyle as those fucking tycoon mobile games

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Alright actually here's my question

How much of dispatch is the story

How much is the dating Sim

[void bison]

3

and 4

[heady rapids]

like

[void bison]

respectively

[heady rapids]

30/70

I think?

[drowsy steppe]

uuuh

[heady rapids]

40/60?

[deft badge]

Like mostly dating sim?

[queen yoke]

doubt it'd be classed as a dating sim TBF

[drowsy steppe]

Ive done 3 saves and I can say

[heady rapids]

Dating is optional

[queen yoke]

dating sims actually require you on doing something more than hitting a single button

[void bison]

do you play as a superhero yourself

[queen yoke]

not yet

[deft badge]

Lmfao fair enough

[heady rapids]

Yeah so far there's only a choose a girl option

[carmine falcon]

i have some friends that try to min max every single fkn game they play its actually hilarious seeing them min max some easy ass single player game to "optimize" and get "most value"

[drowsy steppe]

40% story 40% characters 20% gameplay (my opinion)

[heady rapids]

But achievements spoil that you can just end up not romancing anyone

[queen yoke]

thats 60% story malarkey

[drowsy steppe]

like the dispatching part of the game is actually engaging enough for me to wanna replay it

[drowsy steppe]

fixed it

[heady rapids]

ehh

[drowsy steppe]

it shakes up the wait minutes until the dialogue option appears gameplay

[heady rapids]

dispatching part barely has replay value cause after playing it once you know what hero auto solves the problem

like has the actual ability to ignore the check

[sterile basalt]

it depends on the chapter
some chapters have more dispatching than story progression (so far)

[heady rapids]

so you just end up sending them

[drowsy steppe]

this is also just 4 episodes tho

the last 4 episodes might shake it up

or not

[heady rapids]

I think they're gonna be more narrative heavy

[queen yoke]

send whoever solves the issue or send punch up, the ultimate choice

[hollow needle]

i hate the episodic release schedule

silly as fuck for a video game

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/gnome-gif-22164443

[void bison]

this stuff kills so many games

[drowsy steppe]

I just want them

[heady rapids]

He fucked up everything i sent him innto

[drowsy steppe]

to bring back the QTE sections

[heady rapids]

He fucked up even in the fight club

[void bison]

im waiting to see how much people optimize the fun out of arc raiders

[drowsy steppe]

present for 1 episode

[queen yoke]

it'll probably come back for the inevitable shroud/toxic mechaman fight

[void bison]

cant wait

[drowsy steppe]

I save that only after I finish it blind lol

[queen yoke]

its an extraction shooter, its already not fun

[deft badge]

If its cool I think I'll pick it up on full release cause I'm not sick of capeshit yet

One good extract shooter exists

And it's Hunt Showdown

[queen yoke]

but yeah no doubt the QTE shit is gonna come back if mechaman fights shroud

[drowsy steppe]

honestly Im just glad to be able to talk about the game

my other group only has 1 other person playing it

[void bison]

British opinion rejected

[queen yoke]

debatable

[heady rapids]

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSyyHGHro/

[deft badge]

Telltale always has QTEs iirc

[carmine falcon]

i remember one of them asking me for fun setups in cyberpunk and then he goes like "but the dps is mid"
my guy you're literally murder robo god in the game just use whatever

[queen yoke]

i mean tbf he isnt exactly wrong

[deft badge]

The answer is knife

[queen yoke]

if he uses snipers just tell him not to bother

or any of the arms tbf

[sterile basalt]

I played duckov recently it's pretty good

[queen yoke]

cyberpunk unfortunately has bethesda difficulty

[deft badge]

Tbf you can do a really goofy tech sniper build

[carmine falcon]

he was against using the crusher shotgun and its one of the most fun weapons in the game
you do not need to minmax in cooberpunk

i literally made every build work

[queen yoke]

what difficulty was he on

[carmine falcon]

hard

[void bison]

I havent tried it but if its good then at least 4 good extraction shooters exist

[queen yoke]

thats why

[carmine falcon]

hard is easy

[queen yoke]

bethesda style difficulty

[deft badge]

Even very hard the game becomes a joke at level 11 tbh

[queen yoke]

im guessing he was fighting a boss of some kind

[deft badge]

Any semblance of difficulty vanishes by 35

[queen yoke]

i use guts and some of the bosses are total bullet sponges

[sterile basalt]

it's very good

[hollow needle]

cyberpunk difficulty always just felt either piss easy or piss easy but everything is spongy
slop game anyways

[long oasis]

Uni

https://tenor.com/view/uni-unico-uniuni-unicouniuni-unicouniuni3-gif-12798344145506295943

[deft badge]

The opposite end of the spectrum being getting the PL upgrade for weakspots and literally just one shotting all of them

[carmine falcon]

no he's just a funny guywith 1 billion hours in paradox games and complete obsesseion with min maxxing
He'd be the type of guy to go full meta if he picked up darktide

[queen yoke]

the hardest part of cyberpunk is being able to line up your shots while going at mach 3

[void bison]

have you tried quasimorph

[sterile basalt]

no

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/beating-cristi-memri-gif-25663599

[queen yoke]

already got that, still bullet sponges unfortunately

[misty nova]

When the sex qte shows up but Heavy Rain prepared you for it

[void bison]

before arc raiders it was the most addicted an extraction game made me

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/si-va-in-scena-showtime-gif-25817813

[void bison]

but its single-player turn based

[carmine falcon]

cooberpunk has no bullet sponges unironically i was melting everything

[drowsy steppe]

ayy Im just saying

[deft badge]

Unsure then, they all just got one shot when I used fists tbh

[drowsy steppe]

I wanna see more of that episode 4 opening

[carmine falcon]

u just gotta spec properly which isnt hard

[queen yoke]

some of the bosses

[carmine falcon]

i melted them all

in both vanilla and modded

[deft badge]

Same tbh

[carmine falcon]

u simply have too many powerful tools

[queen yoke]

some of em either go down in a couple shots or they take fucking ages with guts

CDPR could've done so much shit to make cyberpunk actually difficult instead of just touching the HP sliders

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/dispatch-dispatch-game-invisigal-dispatch-invisgal-invisigal-dispatch-gif-13811269439991072661

[deft badge]

Tbh I really like playing 2077 as Brock Samson

[carmine falcon]

i think the only weapon class where i felt some sponginess was assault rifles cause most of them are kinda not very good

but still fun

[drowsy steppe]

cp2077 is a regret buy that I cant refund

[deft badge]

(Gorilla fists, knife)

[queen yoke]

dont play with LMGs then

[carmine falcon]

on release or post PL

[deft badge]

See, conversely, its like my favorite modern rpg

[drowsy steppe]

thankfully I bought it during 50% discount

post PL

[queen yoke]

ngl true

[carmine falcon]

LMGs are cool with full body

[sterile stone]

The most durable man on the internet

[queen yoke]

im also glad i bought it cheap as shit but by god the writing

[carmine falcon]

what made you regret the purchase brother

[sterile stone]

Out here eating rations from ww2

[drowsy steppe]

the gameplay was so not engaging and I uninstalled not even after leaving the apartment and continuing prologue

[queen yoke]

they're neat but by god the variety for LMGs is just non-existent
and then you've got all the unique pistols

[carmine falcon]

oh yeah it can start slow however gameplay gets crazy

[drowsy steppe]

the worldbuilding and characters I know is cool

I cant get past the shitty gameplay

[carmine falcon]

yeah least weapons out of them all

[deft badge]

Tbh my biggest issue with 2077s gameplay is they never quite fed me enough enemies for me to be satisfied

[carmine falcon]

the gameplay in the prologue does not represent the full game tho

[void bison]

baldurs gate 3 gameplay was shit, uninstalled before leaving that stupid boat that flies

[carmine falcon]

you';re weak and fragile

[queen yoke]

theres 5 LMGs
2 of which are unique and one of which you cant even keep

[unique whale]

Hello fellow zealot fellas
Can somebody explain how Damage and Power Output affect the final damage output of Relic Blade? It looks like PO is just a separate stat that tells you how much it does when charged? Because when I built another sword with Damage being the dump stat, I didn't see numbers in PO going down. So it doesn't seem like Damage being sort of base damage, with PO being based on it situation? Thus Damage can easily be a dump stat on RB, as you mostly only use it while charged up?

[deft badge]

DOOM Eternal has the same issue tbh