zealot-class

[mystic ether]

Ah yes Martin "'Ol Wash-out" O'Donnell throwing his fasc hat into the ring.

Has his career at all moved forward since he got booted for being a shithead?

[ivory marlin]

That single card i think is worth more than the drop originally, im so sad i missed it

[formal umbra]

I'm p sure that isn't that Marty

[signal spoke]

You thought that Halo was a cooked franchise since 343 took over but recent days Halo is now forever gone

[formal umbra]

Halo century of humiliation

[mystic ether]

Oh wait no you're right

[lament blaze]

because it was a cooked franchise

[mystic ether]

I saw marty and just laser focused.

Lmao

That Hateration was so fast.

[formal umbra]

Dw I had to do a double take

God I fucking hate marty

[lament blaze]

idk who the heck that guy is

[formal umbra]

Dw

I'm just hating with a like minded individual

I'm gonna go clean my house now see ya zealot chat

I'm having guests tomorrow

[plush estuary]

Have fun

[mystic ether]

One of the guys, like one of the main people bungie had on for halo 1-3 as a composer Unsure if he touched reach and other titles.

[lament blaze]

maybe time to play through MCC campaigns again

could be fun eh

[mystic ether]

And I don't exactly remember his story with destiny 2 in particular. Iirc he pulled some professional dickhead moves on top of maga loser pr.

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-guys-going-trick-or-treating-trick-or-treat-tfc-team-fortress-classic-skeleton-gif-3972478606137547702

[void bison]

i heard he slaughtered 3 people with a cleaver and ate an entire infant

[mystic ether]

So he got dropped for it then started the classic meltdown of every chud with a career wrapped up in gaming.

[signal spoke]

enginseer kayex jumpscare

[mystic ether]

Just not sure if he went with any grift pivots, shored up with other losers in gamedev, etc.

[formal umbra]

ARE YOU GUYS GOING TRICK OR TREATING

[lament blaze]

yeah thats fucked up man. everyone knows you're supposed to reserve the fat around the kidneys as a burnt offering to the god emperor smh my head

[lament blaze]

the grummz special?

[mystic ether]

To my knowledge at the very least, in a marginally less pathetic way, but yes.

[signal spoke]

how raw is this folks

[mystic ether]

I'm lowkey waiting on that guy's fed case to eventually get dumped on him.

[lament blaze]

RIP firefall

[mighty root]

I’m about to have a woman over what do I do

[lament blaze]

clean the bathroom

[mighty root]

But the slime lives there

[void bison]

salt at the doorframe to bar entry

[lament blaze]

"its already clean"
do it again

[mystic ether]

Zero context. But I do see a banner of an intimidating bird of prey burning with a particular color scheme so maybe batz did another Cool Guy Maneuever.

[violet hornet]

panic

[lament blaze]

way too much edge

[mystic ether]

Clean up your place, get stuff to aid with nicer smells in the first place. Please ffs clean that bathroom if you need to. Handle whatever might be needed with the kitchen.

[mighty root]

What about the celling creature

[mystic ether]

Kill it.

[heady rapids]

https://fxtwitter.com/theharkyp/status/1983698094513701336

harky (@theharkyp)

Nearly put a grape in my ear and ate my airpod

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[mighty root]

[lament blaze]

If your living room is a lil dusty, or your kitchen has a few dirty dishes thats fine
but if your bathroom isnt spotless you're a pig

[violet hornet]

that's your wingman

[void bison]

befriend it and teach it to mimic a fan

[mystic ether]

Nah. Hit them dishes too.

[lament blaze]

relatively speaking

obvi do it all

[formal umbra]

Introduce her to the slime, clearly

[mighty root]

||Everything in my house is clean and my bed is made ||

[mystic ether]

If you can't clear the sink completely, sure whatever but if you got a serious pile up, like bug-friendly pile up, handle that.

[mighty root]

My bathroom is my cleanest place

I can’t stand a nasty bathroom

[void bison]

whatever you do do NOT deploy the spindly torque

[mystic ether]

Is this an in-person date at your place or is this just a friend for hanging out or something?

If that's your business enough to not speak up, don't. Np.

And a neighbor is once again having some issue with they dog.

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/freakybob-gif-1416727068527031607

I meet her at work

[mystic ether]

Bruh just get you some cooler dog friends or something and have them dogs check your mutt.

Good lord.

[violet hornet]

so naturally you're bringing her home to dip her in tar so she scream loud as fuck

[mystic ether]

Idk much about dogs but this person been at it for like months at this rate.

[mighty root]

I’m sorry to say this @spare talon but I’m actually a fakecel

[mystic ether]

And I don't think it's entirely on the dog's behavior alone.

[signal spoke]

and thats okay, it aint edgy if it about killing white supremacists

[mystic ether]

Oh hey I was right.

[violet hornet]

never really is, but it's next to impossible for problem dog owners to acknowledge they're the issue

[mystic ether]

🥳

[spare talon]

Yeah I know

[mighty root]

How did he know

Crazy

[mystic ether]

Like i said I wouldn't know the challenges so I gotta respect that. But I also kind of know that other dogs can often do the better job of setting habits within other dogs more than humans.

[signal spoke]

he is that based

[mystic ether]

Especially if the dog picked up on it from the human they live with.

Okay that panel is lowley really funny with zero context

Instant cut.

[violet hornet]

I'm certainly no expert but who's gonna understand dog language better than a dog, right?

[void bison]

diogenes

[heady rapids]

@ivory marlin they dropped the fortnite cat

[mystic ether]

It took me years to finally notice that fr because I got a tumultuous history with shitty people and aggro dogs that pick up on their shit and get trained to be on fuckery too.

But from people I know that got folks in all that really tough like dog social rehabilitation practice use that all the time when said dog is ready if they're a victim of abuse, neglect, starvation, etc.

[ivory marlin]

I saw

[mystic ether]

Had a friend's dog be the main facilitator of checking another dog that was being real pushy and annoying with me.

And that one was like tiny as fuck compared to the hyper bastard of a dog she was checking and getting to calm down.

[plush estuary]

My dog is just a road block

[mighty root]

Fat

[plush estuary]

Not very interesting

[mighty root]

Someone sc ainz feet

[mystic ether]

Never seen a human do that that wasn't real shit just forcing the dog to do stuff it really wasn't down for.

[violet hornet]

that's actually pretty impressive

[mighty root]

We can rebuild him based on what we’re given

[violet hornet]

I have seen a tiny dog policing cat interactions which was fascinating, but she definitely went overboard sometimes

[mystic ether]

Bro unironically whined and backed off when she had that body language he responded to.

[winter steppe]

Thammer bros, what’s better for maximizing shroud cooldown? Invocation of Death, or Pious Cut-Throat?

[plush estuary]

Why only those 2?

[mighty root]

My chud son

[mystic ether]

She did the little thing where she just stood underneath me and stayed there. Other dog knew what time it was and let me have my space.

[plush estuary]

So no Marty purpose?

[spare talon]

Pct if youre not marty
But why aren't you running marty with thammer
Martyrs purpose 100%

[violet hornet]

Did you know that quitting shroudfield before the age of 50 can decrease your chance of cancer by 30%?

[winter steppe]

Dunno, never used the new martyr specific cooldown one.

[mystic ether]

I've never observed dog social dynamics before until then so it was pretty interesting to see.

[signal spoke]

That a Labrador?

Quite a puffy fellow

[spare talon]

Its the best one if you meet the conditions (running martyrdom)

[mystic ether]

Well, not intently at least.

[winter steppe]

Boss bonks is too fun. Cancer be damned.

[spare talon]

You can do that without shroud

[signal spoke]

Large ass bed all just for your son

[violet hornet]

I only healthy bonk these days

[spare talon]

And it doesnt gimp you the other 98% of the game

[winter steppe]

Even one taps?

[plush estuary]

saint bernard and newfoundland

[violet hornet]

you can do it without the thammer altogether lol

[plush estuary]

he weights more then me and he is only a little above average weight for that breed

[signal spoke]

[mighty root]

Fury

[spare talon]

Not one taps, takes 2-3
But youre making your performance way worse outside of the 3 seconds the boss is alive by doing sk

[winter steppe]

Oh

[spare talon]

Its way more fun to be good at boss nuking AND everything else

[mystic ether]

Most of the dogs that I've had positive experiences with were already just bigger anyway. Treated well, marginally trained but still their own dog of a...dog? (Dogs can't be their own person cuz they a dog but whatever)

Straight up sweet hearts too. Cute cuddly pit bulls and rotweillers are great.

[spare talon]

Rather than slightly better at boss nuking at the cost of everything else

[winter steppe]

I do have a fury bonk build lying around. But the shroud one taps just make me laugh too much.

I will take this intro consideration though.

[mystic ether]

It's them tiny yappy dogs I lowley despise but they can be chill...maybe.

[violet hornet]

true big dogs can be absolute sweethearts, but my god the bad ones are a nightmare

[mystic ether]

I kind of prefer the bigger ones being sassier or just real shit a bit of a bully only because I guess like

I can..."match" that when holding a boundary?

It's weird. I don't really understand dogs.

[violet hornet]

I work in a "dog friendly office" but most people don't bring theirs in anymore because a member of upper mangement has a big dog that likes to take little pieces of smaller dog's ears

ya know, just as a snack

[violet hornet]

so hard to tell if they're just concealing it well or if they're actually chill haha

[mystic ether]

It does those domination nips or something?

[mystic ether]

That one dog i talked about is probably funniest dog I've ever met.

Like actual comedic timing. Uncanny.

The only tiny dog I've liked in a very long time.

I think she died some time ago. Was on the older side so rip unfortunately but the dog had my back fr and made me laugh. Cool dog.

[violet hornet]

I'm pretty sure that's what it was, he tends to get more pissed at dogs closer to his size, likely sees them as competition

[mystic ether]

Mm. Sometimes bigger dogs really like letting the others know.

[violet hornet]

Idk how they learn this but the comedic timing definitely feels intentional sometimes lol

[mystic ether]

They're pretty curious and observant animals like just about every other mammal or other animal with similar or greater capacity.

Idk how different species can express their own intelligence but most of my favorite dogs have been very keen on sussing out moods and all that

And honestly some dogs just being dog dog stuff and it's funny when they try to get you to notice.

Yeah bro, you really thrashed that stick. Proper warrior that one is.

[violet hornet]

Gotta be a social animal thing at some level, makes me wonder what kinda humor we're missing out on in other animal social groups lol

[mystic ether]

Now give me the ball you took from me after you learned my fake tosses.

_>

(Good eye, smart ass)

[violet hornet]

They'll put on an act just because they think you expect it, all while keeping in mind what they really want

https://tenor.com/view/dog-stare-cute-look-at-me-math-dog-gif-11859458

[mystic ether]

If humans could process other animals like how humans can process like human speech in their own thoughts or something, I would probably not get any sleep

I really don't want to hear the birds outside screaming about who wants to make chicks or want food.

I'm 100% positive cats and squirrels be talking mad shit about humans. Deserved but I feel it.

[glossy nimbus]

I feel like dogs know that by looking at you patiently you'll give them what they want eventually.

I don't think it's anything cunning

[mystic ether]

Plenty figure out how to coax responses out of humans.

[violet hornet]

Oh definitely you can hear it in the tone lmao

[mystic ether]

Enter: the bratty dog.

Master manipulator, prime head of intrigue, capable of toppling entire planetary governments.

[violet hornet]

Unironically that "becky let me smash" video

[mystic ether]

If anything my experiences with cats and bias towards them had me pick up on their body language cues and possibilities way more.

If a cat really not interested in you and doesn't want you to get too close for their comforts, they just gonna leave or keep you in their sights at a distance.

[violet hornet]

My cat will stare hoping that I'll figure out what she wants, even when she doesn't seem to know

[mystic ether]

If a cat actually has a problem with you, regardless of your input, you will know.

But that situation is a lot different and I've personally been able to turn it around to an end.

[violet hornet]

Oh definitely they do not hold back if they want to escape your attention

[mystic ether]

Yout gotta be way more stubborn.

Like if they're a bully that wants to boss up to a human

It's just a contest of pettiness.

But I have the internet lexicon and consumable bribes so.

I get to exploit a knowledge gap. The day other animals develop literature, humans got a lot of questions to answer at bare minimum

Birds? Look if it ain't a crow I don't wanna deal with it.

At least the crow will fuck off when it's bored.

Or maybe chill if it actually likes you that much.

[heady rapids]

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSyFwrjb5/

I don't remember who on here plays tf2

[violet hornet]

Lots of birds are operating at like 4x our speed to, I would hate to have to debate a sentient one

Bird fps streamers taking over twitch the moment they learn to talk

[mystic ether]

If a chicken asks me why, I got nothing but apologies.

Lmao

[violet hornet]

Just give them a taste of another chicken, they'll understand

[mystic ether]

I literally found out that they were omnivores months ago. Someone i know takes care of them and growing chick juat straight up killed and ate a smaller bird.

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-shocked-face-stunned-pokemon-shocked-not-shocked-omg-gif-24112152

[solar gorge]

🙋‍♂️

[violet hornet]

damn I knew they ate bugs and mice and shit but another bird? that's wild

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/elise-spider-katarina-league-of-legends-lol-gif-11661249501529064427

[violet hornet]

Like how do they even catch one

[mystic ether]

yes they will fucking do it.

[median steeple]

I LOVE DAWNGUARD

[mystic ether]

Just jumped the mfker according to them.

Birds are vicious as hell.

[drowsy steppe]

noxus trailer my beloved

[median steeple]

everyone got a glow up

hopefully the next cinematic is cool

[visual stream]

Chickens are assholes man

[median steeple]

but then BOOM Ionia

[visual stream]

My mom picks out the evil bastard roosters she raises for "freezer camp"

[mystic ether]

^ them feral ones not fucking around.

Merciless when it's time.

Birds be giving it their all when they fight too

Lmao

[solar gorge]

u know you got fucked when you feel ill 20minutes after leaving the restaurant

[mystic ether]

Shonen protagonist levels of determination.

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-leblanc-arcane-cocky-confident-gif-9064863752600328260

Leblanc my beloved

[visual stream]

Dumbass just smeared it on herself even worse than it was

[heady rapids]

foolish lambda

i laced your shit

[visual stream]

fuuuuuuckkkkk

[mystic ether]

Ah yes, a terrible woman with dark knowledge and deceitful magics.

Let's see what she has to say.

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/leblanc-arcane-noxus-leblanc-arcane-league-of-gif-8470946927108033598

[drowsy steppe]

wife material

[median steeple]

two stupid idiot bisexuals trying to rule the world

[drowsy steppe]

shes a witch...(affectionate)

[solar gorge]

didn't lace my shit hard enough could've been worse

[mystic ether]

I'm here for Mel. Hopefully they don't smear her whole career and character lol

[violet hornet]

well when you're options are fight or flight and you're a flightless bird, you're probably getting ready to throw down haha

[solar gorge]

bag secured

[median steeple]

her cinematic appearance is so much better than her in game model

I really don't like the wavy dress thing on her default

[mystic ether]

That's why i don't wanna fuck with geese.

It's not that i couldn't win i think, but I don't think my heart would be in it. Totally changes everything lmao

[median steeple]

it works on her piltover skin

[visual stream]

So are they finally teasing another Arcane-adjacent show, is that what this is?

I haven't heard anything about it

[mystic ether]

Them long-neck bastards not interested in no compromise

And seagulls are thugs idc what anyone says.

Them mfkers robbed me once when I was a kid.

[violet hornet]

Probably the most ornery animal I see on a daily basis

[drowsy steppe]

I think any skin looks worse in game than the cinematic/splash art since they wanna keep the game as low end accessible as possible

[violet hornet]

thankfully I don't live where the gulls are

[visual stream]

Pelicans are horrific

They would swallow an infant if they could

I think one has before

[median steeple]

we knew they were making a Noxus show for a bit before S2 came out it's just the cinematic for S1 of this year which was Noxus based had what is essentially a teaser for that show plus S1 of the game

[mystic ether]

A group of seagulls crowded me as a child and scared me enough to just drop my chicken meal from some local joint.

I have never seen so many puffed put birds all at once.

[median steeple]

https://youtu.be/I76wvt0aEE4?si=lDxrR2uKnxZ3-D6I

[drowsy steppe]

them mfs on sight for any opportunites

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/trundle-darius-league-of-legends-lol-bite-marks-gif-8887493748766226525

[visual stream]

Return now that you're older and seek their elder in mortal combat

[mystic ether]

They robbed me for my chicken yo...wtf 😭

[visual stream]

Reclaim what you lost

[median steeple]

Birds are evil beings

when a roster acts out that mf gets put into the oven

[visual stream]

It makes sense that they're descendants of dinosaurs

[median steeple]

they ARE dinosaurs

[heady rapids]

what the fuck did they do to this game

[median steeple]

they are still part of that family

[visual stream]

True...

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/okoye-black-panther-gif-11755439

[drowsy steppe]

ngl I was expecting the song to also have different language dub when I changed it and not just the narration

[median steeple]

Birds are just the last surviving members of the dinosaurs

sucks we got stuck with the lame ones

[violet hornet]

How would a fried seagull taste?

[visual stream]

Who else was disappointed when the final season of Arcane dropped and they reused the slow+reverb Enemy song

Idk I cringed a little

[frosty herald]

voices of the void?

[heady rapids]

yes

[frosty herald]

just adding visual clutter for no reason

[median steeple]

Seagulls taste awful

very gamey and fishy

[violet hornet]

yeah I bet

fuckin flying carp

[median steeple]

I do wonder how many species taste like actually

like how does snapping turtle taste

[lament blaze]

me liking gamey and fishy tastes 👀

[drowsy steppe]

really?

[mystic ether]

`"I was a child when you and your horde came for me, took what I held dear from me and left me with nothing. I was broken.

But I was not beaten. That is why you will lose everything today. And every single feather I pluck from your corpse will be the sweetest music for the rest of my days.

I just hope that time has not made you sloppy. I hate it when a hunt is made sour."

[frosty herald]

probably not that tasty

[lament blaze]

Lots of connective tissue for sure

[violet hornet]

I would put my money on them tasting like a fish's shitter

[lament blaze]

wouldnt be a pleasant eating experience

[mystic ether]

Well the only scavengers I've ever eaten were from the sea and safe to eat.

[lament blaze]

unless braised into oblivion

[mystic ether]

Eh...pork is there too

But that's pork yk?

[median steeple]

I do want to try a crocodilian

gator, crocodile, camen

I heard gator is kind of sweet tasting

[violet hornet]

I think I've had gator but was too drunk to really remember

[mystic ether]

What actually makes meat sweet besides diet?

[violet hornet]

Hard to tell at a place that just puts all the weird animals into sausages / hot dogs anyways

[lament blaze]

how they store their energy

and how you cook it

[frosty herald]

probably their body composition

[solar bough]

whow good is flamer

[frosty herald]

pheromones hormones and such

[spare talon]

Overpowered

[carmine lance]

Hello chat, how are we all doing

[spare talon]

To where its honestly boring

[median steeple]

diet, how the animal stores energy, how the animal interacts with chemicals/minerals in their prey

[lament blaze]

give me flamer give me flame staff give me dead enemies

[carmine lance]

Good, but you should be cool and based like me and just not run anything with horde clear potential

[lament blaze]

(uses dueling sword)

[visual stream]

Yeah

It didn't like ruin any of the show for me

[carmine lance]

Put some respect on the combat knife NAME

[lament blaze]

"i want to use the dueling sword but i dont want people to make fun of me" ass weapon

[hard nexus]

i dont know who this is but need

[carmine lance]

I don’t give a fuck about dueling sword

[spare talon]

No
People forget that knife was duelling sword before duelling sword

[visual stream]

It just seemed off that when everything was culminating and the climax was in sight it was the same song

[median steeple]

Leblanc and Vlad

[hard nexus]

from what

[visual stream]

Aaaaand you're in the League of Legends trap get cooked

[hard nexus]

oh

damn

[hard nexus]

i knew it looked too similar to arcane

[drowsy steppe]

evil mommy

[hard nexus]

if only arcane s2 wasnt dogshit

[violet hornet]

wtf that was vlad?

[carmine lance]

I just like combat knife because it actually has a skill ceiling

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/DestinyBulletn/status/1983971797960946048?t=vAJ-Di3oy1dxAy1TU4v-Ig&s=19 notice how the reported remakes don't have multiplayer

Destiny Bulletin (@DestinyBulletn)

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[drowsy steppe]

Vlad's kinda hot too..

[median steeple]

Yeah that's vlad what a fucking glow up lmao

[drowsy steppe]

is he a vampire

[violet hornet]

the fuck did they do to him

[hard nexus]

hm yes lets have the person born and raised in the oppressed society suddenly turn into a cop lover with absolutely zero real character growth on the cop's side

[median steeple]

He looks much better in the cinematic

[hard nexus]

GUH

[spare talon]

[violet hornet]

holy shit lol

[hard nexus]

hold heavy for 90% of the match, and light spam if theres more than 3 chaff

[visual stream]

Many such cases in real life

It did make me sad though

Vi should have had just a lil bit better development

[plush estuary]

@hard nexus ummm miss willow

[lament blaze]

yes but if you say he is then the lore heads will go ACKSHUALLY HES A BLOOD MAGE"

[plush estuary]

what does this do

[carmine lance]

Brother you have no idea how many times I’ve clutched through positioning alone

[drowsy steppe]

hot

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/ror-2-risk-of-rain-risk-of-rain-2-grandparent-parent-gif-11452667452306954429

[hard nexus]

vi and caitlyn both needed much better character development

[visual stream]

Caitlyn never really ACTUALLY made amends in my eyes

She was the worst by far

[hard nexus]

whuh

[violet hornet]

oooo you're playing ror2 I'm telling phil! @placid fiber

[hard nexus]

big face

[visual stream]

But y'know

Spoiled rich kid

[plush estuary]

yes, big face

I think its boss

lets find out

yup

[hard nexus]

gasses entire city district for a few criminals, faces zero recompense

[lament blaze]

I mean the show is extraorinarily paste overall. It exists to be an advertisement, it was always going to be this way.'

[plush estuary]

angry

[visual stream]

And never stops being a spoiled rich kid on top of being promoted and raised up constantly

[median steeple]

the beetle guard

[plush estuary]

idk where beetle is

[heady rapids]

this will never not be funny to me

[drowsy steppe]

Ive been saying for the past year

[plush estuary]

he is hurt

[visual stream]

It makes sense that Caitlyn never truly developed or made amends but it doesn't make sense that Vi is just chill with that

[hard nexus]

the first season at least had an interesting dynamic between the oppressed and the oppressors, and how the oppressed are forced into crime due to the situation the oppressors put them in, creating a self sustaining cycle

[heady rapids]

cause wtf you mean riot expected people to play league after watching arcane

[drowsy steppe]

fuck Caitlyn I hate Caitlyn I hate Caitvi as a ship

[frosty herald]

i wonder what would happen if you fed a chicken solely on a diet of peppers and sugar cane

[hard nexus]

season 2 just, destroys that

[visual stream]

Vi deserved better...

[median steeple]

I dont think they would live long

[heady rapids]

dr peppers

you mean

[frosty herald]

the real ship is yamvi

https://tenor.com/view/yay-me-swag-shades-on-cool-gif-16506268

[plucky sparrow]

More dmg taken, less hp healed

[drowsy steppe]

Season 2 is just Riot

making music videos//

disguised as a netflix series

[visual stream]

I loved everything that was going on other than the Caitlyn stuff

[hard nexus]

it had potential if caitlyn had ANY development, but she just gets to call vi a dirty poor person and walk away and then they kiss and make up 20 minutes later

[median steeple]

Cait and Vi as a couple isn't a new thing they've been that way for a bit before arcane 1, it's just S2 fumbled getting to that point

[visual stream]

And you can't tell me that the Come Play scene wasn't good

[median steeple]

because they're both cops in LoL

[hard nexus]

(extremely high mobility)

[drowsy steppe]

and physically assaulted Vi..

[carmine lance]

Yes

[drowsy steppe]

twice iirc

[frosty herald]

for some reason people threw a fit over vi's police outfit

[visual stream]

Only stopped because she realized it was Vi

[frosty herald]

when yknow

[hard nexus]

mobile weapons are meta for a reason

[median steeple]

she's been a cop for years plus it looks better than her in game "cop" outfit

[hard nexus]

because they have incredibly high single target, and they are mobile enough to allow shit positioning

[visual stream]

Ermmm whad aboud relic blade

[hard nexus]

because u can dodge like 3 crusher overheads at once

[drowsy steppe]

theres also after that bickering they did after Caitlyn gassed Zaunites just to try and find Jinx

[lament blaze]

Dear riot, please make more "rat bastard" champions

[visual stream]

They need to make more actual monster champs

[lament blaze]

And maybe i'll reinstall..

[drowsy steppe]

girl how are you complicit in your upper class gf gassing the poor people, your people 😭

[visual stream]

The part of the community that isn't gooner has been saying it forever

[carmine lance]

Next you’re going to tell me everything is a crutch

[median steeple]

God I hate LoL Vis design

[lament blaze]

i know. i played from season 3 to 2 years ago

[hard nexus]

b but but she didnt need all the guards at the hexgates,,,

[median steeple]

Arcane did her Cop outfit better

[hard nexus]

ds and knife mobility are crutches because you can escape shit situations just by dodging then running away

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/binoculars-patrick-glasses-looking-magnify-gif-10124279

[hard nexus]

there are plenty of other crutches, darktide is extremely power crept right now

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-ekko-timebomb-jinx-arcane-arcane-jinx-gif-4280124787199574049

this is my OTP

[lament blaze]

she looks like shes 12 years old and her parents just told her she can't get another piercing

[hard nexus]

and likely will remain that way for the forseeable future

psyker in general is a crutch

[drowsy steppe]

delete ogryn ez

[frosty herald]

girl you gotta stop being so negative

[hard nexus]

TRUE

[carmine lance]

Relic blade is a crutch because it has busted cleave. Thammer is a crutch because it one taps bosses now. Eviscerator is a crutch because can chew through crushers

Everything is a crutch

[plush estuary]

crutch DN

[hard nexus]

evis actually cant chew through crushers, the saw is a pretty significant downside to it

thats why ds outperforms it in most situations

[visual stream]

Ekko Jinx is the only time ever that an "I can fix her" has ended well

[hard nexus]

having to wait for damage, especially in high havocs, will just get you killed

[lament blaze]

KBM is a crutch. use a controller you fkin coward

[carmine lance]

Rev + fotf

[frosty herald]

wellll

[hard nexus]

still having to wait for damage

[frosty herald]

according to the stats fatshark providedd

[sullen forge]

Thinking about the clip of the Grandparent sniping Ainz with a rock lost night

[frosty herald]

the evis is the weapon with the most damage

[hard nexus]

yeah i brought that up singlehandedly my bad

[carmine lance]

Point is nothing is going to satisfy you for what is and isn’t a crutch lol

[lament blaze]

i wouldnt trust fatshark to provide me with an honest slice of bread let alone weapon stats

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/ror-2-risk-of-rain-risk-of-rain-2-grandparent-parent-gif-11452667452306954429

[frosty herald]

fatshark has hard data on stuff

[heady rapids]

*the most used weapon

[frosty herald]

dont see why they would falsify that

[heady rapids]

lmao yam they fuck up the stats every time

[lament blaze]

their day job is to do that

[frosty herald]

peak risk of rain

dying due to something that wasnt your fault

[hard nexus]

my point is that darktide is very power crept, and as a result, is pretty easy outside of havocs 30+, and weapons with high mobility let you get away with poor positioning

there are weapons and builds that arent crutches, but there are plenty of crutches and OP builds within darktide right now

[visual stream]

We've already killed the entire population of Tertium

We did it guys

[hard nexus]

overall, knife doesnt really have a high skill ceiling

[drifting wolf]

this is peak risk of rain 2

[visual stream]

We darked the tide

[sullen forge]

Even with BS scenarios like this I still love this game

[heady rapids]

deadliest enemy: scab mauler (picture of scab bruiser)

or when they posted a stat saying dogs were pet 871 million times

[hard nexus]

lets add EVEN MORE HITSCAN ENEMIES YIPPPEEEE

[sullen forge]

Reddit nation

[visual stream]

Dog pet farming bots

[heady rapids]

they might have data but we'll never know if what they post is actually true

[frosty herald]

that wasnt millions

[heady rapids]

cause they fuck up those all the time

[frosty herald]

dogs were petted like roughly 800 times

[heady rapids]

like let me just find it

[plush estuary]

1 dog was pet ~750 times

[hard nexus]

awwoooooooo

idk what 2 play

[sullen forge]

Blindpests hitting you for 500 HP and the game just fucking started

God I hate them

[plush estuary]

havoc rn? then Ror later?

[carmine lance]

I just use combat knife because i enjoy running through gunner squads and fucking them up thoroughly

[lament blaze]

auric maels are I think harder than they have ever been I think with the latest buffs to it

probably not as hard as on-release histg

[heady rapids]

do you see what happened here

[hard nexus]

not feeling darlktide right now

nor ror

very moldy

[sullen forge]

I won’t have a whole lot of time tonight cause I got a morning shift

[plush estuary]

Okay

moldy willow

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-creature-yippee-gif-yippee-bonnie-the-bunny-yippee-bonnie-yippee-gif-1293011411948005361

[hard nexus]

if you enjoy it thats entirely fine

have fun

but

[ivory marlin]

@acoustic dune

[sullen forge]

But we could do do modded later when I’m home

[hard nexus]

yeah i have to call an arbourist to take care of that

[visual stream]

Seems like they just mistakenly put companion pets to be the same number as companion kills

[heady rapids]

yes

[sullen forge]

I just have no damn clue who’d join aside from probably Ainz and maybe Burger

[frosty herald]

Oh

[heady rapids]

which is exactly why we cant trust these infographics lmao

[visual stream]

Not sure if that's the mistake of the person editing the picture or if they fucked up the stats

Could have been either

[heady rapids]

they just put random numbers

[lament blaze]

I absolutely believe that they just made shit up

I have zero reason to believe otherwise

[heady rapids]

they cant even be consistent with that

even if that's true

lmao

they acc used the same number twice in the same picture

[carmine lance]

I believe that poxwalkers are responsible for most deaths

[visual stream]

I personally wouldn't believe Arbites characters alone got 3.7 billion kills

[wraith halo]

I should continue my eclipse grind in ror2

[carmine lance]

Chip damage fucks bad players up

[wraith halo]

[visual stream]

No shot

Maybe the stat is actually all players of all classes

[frosty herald]

785 pats recieved by mastiffs

https://youtu.be/YeaZmDtfPRs?si=IfloWbKtuiNuzXmo

[carmine lance]

True!

[heady rapids]

i pet mine like 10-20 times

[plush estuary]

power creep

lol

[heady rapids]

means someone had to pet theirs 1500 times

[frosty herald]

groaner is the deadliest enemy

[hard nexus]

so called free thinkers

[carmine lance]

Chip damage fucks bad players up!!!

[spare talon]

Again, thats how many pets the most pet one got

[hard nexus]

run triple hellbore shovel NOOOWW

[spare talon]

IT MAKES ME SO FURIOUS

Unironically

[plush estuary]

its easily fixabvle

[spare talon]

USE SOMETHING NEW

[visual stream]

I hope you're ready to either not be able to play the game or pick up the slack that they are trying to mitigate by running those weapons

[hard nexus]

sigh dont u have a taxe to buff or whatever people were accusing you of

[visual stream]

[visual stream]

And a playtest game to ruin

[spare talon]

PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT VET GOT WORSE AFTER THE REWORK TOO

[frozen kernel]

They took his Carapace and his Chaxe. Can’t have shit on Atoma

[heady rapids]

funny how the evis is still going strong

[sullen forge]

You will
DS/PS
Plasma

[hard nexus]

LMAO

[spare talon]

ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE

[frosty herald]

i cant fault people for wanting to play the weapons they want

[heady rapids]

this is a pic from 2023

[sullen forge]

And you will be happy

[hard nexus]

breaking news, chainswords in the chainsword setting get used a lot,,,

sigh all these newgens

[sullen forge]

Vet is in a FAR better spot

[hard nexus]

voidstrike being second is surprising

[frozen kernel]

Someone I know had the audacity to call Ogryn weak after the rework ages ago

[heady rapids]

voidstrike still on there......

[frosty herald]

mk2 evis 3 billion kills

[heady rapids]

p13 voidstrike

[sullen forge]

Middle nodes under SC, IW, TFD kinda stinky though

[frosty herald]

infernus 2,8 billion kills

[hard nexus]

true

[spare talon]

MAYBE TAKE THE PLASMA GUN OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DUELLING SWORD OUT OF YOUR PEE HOLE AND LOOK AT THE TALENTS AND THE WIDE ARRAY OF COOL WEAPONS YOU HAVE ACCESS TO

[spare talon]

IM GOING TO CRASH OIT

[carmine lance]

All classes are weak because I can’t kill everything by blinking

[sullen forge]

Vigilant Autoguns……

[lament blaze]

and how most of those weapons are gated by carapace?

[sullen forge]

Mmmmm yummers

[spare talon]

PSYKER ONLY USEFUL WITH INFERNO STAFF HOW SAD

[sullen forge]

Let’s hit 2M

[frozen kernel]

Mk1 shovel + Lucius users

[heady rapids]

thays from 2023

[frozen kernel]

What is a plasma gun

[heady rapids]

its probably in the 10s

[frosty herald]

class reveal soon

[frozen kernel]

Hey does anyone need these ammo pickups? I have shock troop

[hard nexus]

TECH PRIEST CLASS NOOOOWWW

[frosty herald]

cole already knows what it is im sure

[hard nexus]

cole if i ask u reaalllyy nicely will u tell me what it is

[plush estuary]

1 vet went down and left

2 left

[spare talon]

A lot of them are okay to decent into carapace, the problem is twofold
We've had people become complacent with how OP specific things are at everything including carapace, so anything less than that must be bad
And we've had to adjust enemy health to account for the fact that we just have to assume everyone is using those weapons

[lament blaze]

Or you could nerf the weapons...

[frozen kernel]

I had a level 2K+ vet run off while kiting 2 maulers and a crusher, get downed alone while I fought the rest of the mixed wave, and then ragequit

[spare talon]

BUT THATLL NEVER HAPPEN

[hard nexus]

ds and knife should not be able to kill a crusher in less than a second

ever,,

[spare talon]

NO NERFS ALLOWED

[carmine lance]

Fatshark? NERF things?

[spare talon]

PLAYERS WILL THROW A FIT

[untold dove]

1 psyker implosion for every 500 assail shard

[carmine lance]

https://tenor.com/view/hahahaha-gif-23335988

[spare talon]

YOU TOOK AWAY THEIR TOYS CUZ YOU HATE THEM

[hard nexus]

review bombs !

[spare talon]

SO IT WONT HAPPEN

[lament blaze]

the solution is play with premades. you can make friends i believe in u

[hard nexus]

cole let me into the playtester discord and ill ask the devs VERY VERY NICELY

[sullen forge]

Okay here’s a take that might get me skinned from a majority of Vets

[carmine lance]

Shout out to the guy who called me a slur for saying he was dumb; he was whining that fat shark hates ogryn after fucking buffing him

[frosty herald]

id say youd have a decent shot at becoming a tester

fatshark will probably want to get some peeps in for the upcoming class testing

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/venture-bros-dr-orpheus-the-monarch-burning-gif-4593888240680293590

[sullen forge]

I think Power Falchion is borderlining on fine instead of useless

My only issue is it’s stagger being mediocre

[frozen kernel]

It’s far from useless

[spare talon]

I just really dont like it

[polar nexus]

But Tanner said it was meta 🙁

[carmine lance]

Power falchion is just vet relic blade right

[frozen kernel]

It’s just not veteran relic blade so people call it absolute horseshit as opposed to “an option you can take”

[sullen forge]

It could use small tweaks imo

Not a huge overhaul

[spare talon]

I dont like its moveset
I dont like using overheat

[sullen forge]

It’s like on the cusp of being a perfect sidegrade

[frosty herald]

https://xcancel.com/leaks_infinite/status/1983941972311339311 master chief collection kiwami

[frosty herald]

im on the fence for it

[frozen kernel]

In mechanics yeah. In practice it’s more like Rashad when it’s on, and a slightly worse devil claw when it’s off

[sullen forge]

I enjoy it but I’m always drawn away cause like

It can’t deal with ragers at all

[frosty herald]

its a weapon that was put together quickly because almost all of its animations are taken from other weapons

[sullen forge]

They immediately shred you

[hard nexus]

id love 2 be a tester

[frozen kernel]

Doesnt one of the marks have the Mk2 relic moveset?

[polar nexus]

I don't think the knife can casually down a crusher in less than 1s like the DS

[hard nexus]

it prolly can

[frosty herald]

specifically the push attack is the powersword stab

[heady rapids]

idk abt 2 since i dont use it but one is a carbon copy of 10

[polar nexus]

I am interested

[heady rapids]

just doenst have the stab

[frosty herald]

or it was the heavy?

[wraith halo]

One of them has an l3 stab I think

[mystic ether]

Vi is and has always been another sellout character. S2 just didn't really bother with making that tragedy more fleshed out in a way that made sense. It honestly is one of the worst possible outcomes for a character since that level of self-betrayal and betrayal of community has devastating consequences.

Too bad hardly any of that framing really sticks. They could've destroyed people's feelings with a better written angle in that department. Too bad though, gotta shove in the montages and speed up the conclusion of that part of the story. On to Noxus and Ionia.

[polar nexus]

Mk x has a push stab iirc

Or is it the fgs?

[heady rapids]

i mean the running stab

the main feature of relic

[sullen forge]

Power Falchion Mk1 PA + L feels incredible against carapace when you specifically have rending strikes which I think is a fucking crime

Hence why I think tweaks to the Falchions could be used

[wraith halo]

It's not impossible to do stories of community betrayal right. Theon Greyjoy in ASOIAF was really well done

[hard nexus]

making political media is bad for business

[frosty herald]

i just want vet to get its first heavy melee

like powerfist or power axe

[hard nexus]

so we gotta keep it as apolitical as possible with just enough wokeness to draw in the LGBT community without actually making any real commentary on the world

[carmine lance]

Heading back to my dorm to get into costume, for some reason I feel anxious

[hard nexus]

and keep it a lesbian relationship so straight men can like it too

[mystic ether]

It's bad for business when transparency and authenticity have to be the anchor.

Otherwise, performative and weaker stories are all the range.

[mystic ether]

Mhm.

[wraith halo]

It's hard to make provocative and fresh media when most media is controlled by like

3 companies

[lament blaze]

insert sound clip of hbomb saying "woaaahh hohhh... gender!"

[sullen forge]

That and for the LOVE OF GOD PLEASE GIVE THE PF MK2 PUSH ATTACK THE ABILITY TO STAGGER RAGERS ITS SO FUCKING USELESS

[mighty root]

Sounding sword

[sullen forge]

PLEASE IM BEGGING

[wraith halo]

And all of the aspiring creatives who want to make a living go to those

[hard nexus]

rage, but yeah

[plush estuary]

captain took 2 shots at me

[frosty herald]

something something 2 chocolate bars

[hard nexus]

with just a touch of LGBT relationships so they can make pride month posts

[visual stream]

There is zero way it's worse than dclaw unpowered

[mighty root]

Sorry was me

[sullen forge]

If it’s gay it’s woke and we’re boycotting

[lament blaze]

Quality stories are found occasionally in movies, but predominantly in books, where publishing, even by big publishers, is relatively low risk

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-no-nope-nah-never-gif-16208499

[sullen forge]

Go woke go broke……

[visual stream]

The same dclaw that can't kill a bruiser with a heavy overhead, falchion is worse?

[mystic ether]

Meanwhile, the commercial rake in 😭

[mighty root]

I hate ds

[lunar fable]

@plush estuary i'm running the assignment in like 1 hour

[plush estuary]

I'll finish my havoc then I'll play

[sullen forge]

Falchion shocking usually needs 2 swings to kill bruiser packs

It’s… upsetting

[frozen kernel]

I dont know the numbers but the dclaw at least gets by with horizontal heavy spam whereas the light and heavy combos for falchion are kinda ehhh

[mighty root]

My only complaint is how the weapons with low armor pen got fucked in this patch

[mystic ether]

Every arcane drop is a juice up for riot games log ins.

[mighty root]

Before crit hsword was awesome

Now

It’s bleak

[visual stream]

Packs or individuals?

[sullen forge]

Again I hate being one to even remotely suggest buffing but

Holy shit

[frosty herald]

i do wonder how much arcane did to boost league player numbers

[carmine lance]

It’s ok I wasn’t running hsword anyways

[peak violet]

good

[sullen forge]

Honestly both LMAO

[wraith halo]

Light a candle for those we've lost 🕯️

[sullen forge]

You manage to get cranial going powered will kill them

[spare talon]

What fuckin dclaw you using bud

[sullen forge]

And the overheads will kill them

[violet hornet]

hsword my beloved ⚰️

[carmine lance]

Chat why do I feel anxious putting da costume on

[sullen forge]

But any swipes

[mighty root]

It’s just they want people to use more weapons but then make the weapons suck

[sullen forge]

Fuck you bitch

[lament blaze]

You shouldn't be. A few weapons need nerfs but a lot of weapons need buffs. Big normalization effort is required

[sullen forge]

2-4 swings

[frozen kernel]

The amount of people with expendable income that will arrive to a game, buy a skin, and then play for like 7 hours MAX is astounding

[visual stream]

The one with the dots on the sides

mk4?

[wraith halo]

I miss hs so much

Shit was so mint

[visual stream]

Does not kill without plentiful external buffs or a crit on a bruiser heavy headshot

[frosty herald]

maybe i should start using ironhelm again

[spare talon]

That doesn't sound right at ALL

[visual stream]

No

[mystic ether]

Look into it cuz riot has been on their franchise rebranding since like 2016 give or take.

[violet hornet]

dbarrel is fine

[visual stream]

I haven't used it much at all since patch but that's how it was pre-patch

[violet hornet]

that's the only ironhelm in the game thankfully

[sullen forge]

Anyways

[spare talon]

I used it on helbore vet and it did just fine

[sullen forge]

There’s a reason

[mighty root]

Crit hsword was amazing but too bad the health changes and cdr changes it’s just not worth

[mystic ether]

Arcane is part of their whole foray into a sort of RACU (riot animated cinematic universe) tethered to the actual riot universe thing they've been doing for a while now.

[visual stream]

Oh vet

[sullen forge]

I call the PF

[visual stream]

That's why

Not zealot

[heady rapids]

fuck off man i nearly fell for that

[lament blaze]

Nu rift was the beginning of the end 🥹

[sullen forge]

Potential Melee

[visual stream]

Who doesn't have 80 constantly active percent damage increases

[sullen forge]

Cause that’s what the Falchion is

[spare talon]

I wasnt take a lot of the damage juices that helps with melee

[mighty root]

Atm I’d rather use dc over hsword because I get like a billion crit

[sullen forge]

If and Can but never is

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/rogue-trader-profit-factor-gif-24031910

[spare talon]

I didnt have skirmisher
Agile
Exploit
Etc

It was an exe build

[frosty herald]

taxe vet is unironically the most fun you can have on the class with melee

[mystic ether]

Personally I like the art and prose that people have been whipping out for those projects fr because they actually have incredibly talented and experienced creatives.

[frozen kernel]

I should try taxe vet next

[mighty root]

Tac axe vet is crazy rn

[visual stream]

I don't super juice the melee on my chaxe vet build and that reaches one shots better than zealot chaxe does

[frozen kernel]

I’ve been on a shovel kick

[visual stream]

Using WS and not FT

[wraith halo]

I've been getting bored and frustrated with ps maybe I finally start using real melees

[lament blaze]

wrong: shovel, because the sounds are S tier

[spare talon]

It was dclaw 7 and it was more defensive than anything

[wraith halo]

Which taxe is good rn

[spare talon]

2 or 7, theyre similar
I like 7 way more tho

[wraith halo]

I'll give em a shot

[frozen kernel]

I love the H2 where they spin the shovel around just before swing

[mighty root]

7

[lament blaze]

I won't doubt that they have talented people.

But then they turn around and say "Yeah market seraphine"

and that happens

[mystic ether]

But I know what the actual purpose it's going to steered towards and riot is a pretty big global deal for however much longer that'll last so it's gonna get milked as hard as possible.

2xKo is actually a really well made fighting game and I enjoy shitting on the salty league scrubs

[hard nexus]

i got the von valancius itemized description, so i had a permanent +23 to all my skills

[mystic ether]

And yeah that Seraphine shit was really weird.

Like really weird lol

I still think about the art for Blood Moon Evelynn from after her original huge rework. Actually an amazing piece.

I have NO idea how well those artists were getting paid.

[visual stream]

Isn't Seraphine a white savior adjacent character

Wait no she actually was from Zaun

Somehow

[sullen forge]

FATSHARK PLEASE JUST MINORLY TWEAK THE POWER FALCHION I LIKE HOW IT PLAYS BUT ITS SO MEDIOCRE

[mystic ether]

She's a demacian iirc.

[spare talon]

@visual stream this is what I was using iirc

[visual stream]

She was apparently born to Zaunite parents... in Piltover

[mystic ether]

And had some cereal box lore for her about her abilities being amped and fed by the remains of skarner's race.

[visual stream]

So yeah she's slightly white savior coded

To oversimplify

[mystic ether]

Guess they shifted it again? Idk

She was their obvious K-idol character and I just usually don't care about kpop

[visual stream]

Oh yeah they retconned that because there was no possibility that she wasn't evil if they kept that LMAO

Or at least they changed whether she knew what the crystals were or something

[mystic ether]

Wasn't that around the time when their weird Seraphine in-character Twitter account caught backlash?

[visual stream]

I forgot that happened

[plush estuary]

forgor

man

[opaque island]

what the fuck are you guys talking about? Kpop idol lore?

[plush estuary]

another day and still hating slopes on darktide

[opaque island]

i didnt know it was like this

[plush estuary]

the minor bit of airtime removing all dodge frames

[visual stream]

Arcane League of Legends K-pop idol lore

and how dclaw sucks massive nards

[wraith halo]

Wait really? This explains a few deaths

[plush estuary]

yes

[wraith halo]

[plush estuary]

there are no dodge frames while in air

so if you dodge on a slope

and get any amount of air

you get hit anyways

[wraith halo]

So what you just have to

Not dodge?

On slopes?

[visual stream]

Even if you dodge off of a drop-down? I swore I'd dodged bullets in the first bit of dropping down when I dodge off

[mighty root]

That’s killed me plenty of times

[sullen forge]

Snipers immediately shooting you when you do it also

[mighty root]

We love air time

Ij with ds mk 5

Zealot literally blinks

Pretty funny

[frozen kernel]

WAIT THATS HOW IVE BEEN GETTING HIT BY SNIPERS

[heady rapids]

@carmine falcon playing chaos pubbies really tells you a lot abt why people hate cspawns

[frozen kernel]

[lament blaze]

didnt know this one. that's so lame

i hate that you cant jump off a cliff to dodge sniper shots >:(

[chrome wave]

either dodge laterally on a slope or back up the slope

this also applies to random bumps in the terrain

if you're on top of a small bump of enough height and dodge off it you lose your dodgeframes

[drowsy steppe]

CS2 holding knife animation lookin ahh

[placid fiber]

[plush estuary]

they need to make wall taller, to match its visuals

[frozen kernel]

Oh that’s some BULLSHIT

[heady rapids]

the overconfidence punisher dog

[plush estuary]

I forgot my rule #4 iirc

[heady rapids]

snug as a bug in a rug behind his wall........

[plush estuary]

never trust fatshark

[carmine falcon]

cause they fight them like warriors when they're not warriors

they need tuning down but people dont know how to fight em

[frozen kernel]

”Overconfidence is a slow, and insidious killer.”

Thanks DD narrator

[plush estuary]

@lunar fable doing some repo tonight with friends, if possible I'll play later tonight

idk how long we'll play

[heady rapids]

@carmine falcon just witnessed rlease hd2 spawns

will send a clip in a bit

warp fuckery?

[frosty herald]

"just solo the stratagem"

hopefully the next weekly is actualy fun

[carmine falcon]

lmao?

i like it

[carmine falcon]

i soloed it

took me few tries

either go bulwark with banner for heals cause stims are rare

[frosty herald]

my bulwark is at lvl 1 because prestige

also

[carmine falcon]

or be a GAMER and rawdog it with tactical glass canno style babyyyy

[frosty herald]

neuranthrope an army of warriors and no actual way to go down the elevator

[carmine falcon]

why are they inside hello

i usually kite them away before entering cause if they enter its over

[heady rapids]

teghy're like vampries

you need to invite them first

[frosty herald]

going into elevator

bots dont teleport

die because stratagems suck

[heady rapids]

what are the modifiers again

[carmine falcon]

i swear this is the only elevator in the game where the bots just have a brainfart sometimes and refuse to go in

[frosty herald]

shared health

so basically impossible

[carmine falcon]

great responsibility and 1 gazillion spawns

[heady rapids]

do you take hp damage from bots?

[carmine falcon]

nope they nullify the modifier

this was my winning run (burn dmg not counted)

also heavy bot > most players

and assault bot is lowkey goated? bro TANKED

[heady rapids]

so technically

it's a solo map but you have 2x hp

[carmine falcon]

and little stims

so cant make mistakes

[heady rapids]

fair enough

[carmine falcon]

i got TWO (2) the entire run

[heady rapids]

well you can make 2x the mistakes now

[carmine falcon]

beat up trygon on a wound

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/766998073300746281/1368322181750067260/squirrel.gif

[carmine falcon]

it felt like i could make 0 mistakes on tac

he's so squishy

did u see what they do

[heady rapids]

yeah idk abt playing solo on tac xd

[carmine falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLj20dHEqrk&t=102s i was watching this live

bro was standing in the middle of 10 terminators

healing

[heady rapids]

i saw it regening hp yes

[carmine falcon]

broken ass mechanic

[heady rapids]

cause it now counts as ranged damage

funny

[carmine falcon]

actually made tac tanky k

i dont think it should be this strong

[heady rapids]

wellllllll

they dont like chp recovery

they'll probably nerf it

[carmine falcon]

so what, this weapon has mobility, cleave, dot dmg, direct dmg, top tear chp, nukes minoris, slows down everything, u dont need to brace it
??????????

[heady rapids]

funny

[carmine falcon]

great fun but completely bonkers

[tame sluice]

don't the bolters in that game still struggle to kill a single majoris enemy in a magazine

[oak ice]

Don't forget heavy xan also get a skill when your brace it he becomes unstaggerable

[tame sluice]

outside of like heavy bolter because huge mag, and the snipers because sniper

[carmine falcon]

literally when was the last time they nerfed anything just stfu man lmao

[carmine falcon]

this is like outdated by 7 patches now

stalker, heavy bolter, bolt rifle, bolt carbine, instigator are all good/solid

and now heavy bolt rifle is buffed too

[heady rapids]

bulwark stagger............................................................... not op or anything smh devs hate fun

[carmine falcon]

also sniper got a high skill high reward sniper that 1 shots and nukes bosses

im talking darktide style nuking

but it fires slow and u cant really miss

[tame sluice]

neat

time to play smg sniper

[carmine falcon]

very strong

bolt carbine + abusing 75% dmg after getting out of cloak = big dmg

[oak ice]

There's another way to play him besides smg?

[drowsy steppe]

rub

[oak ice]

Malarkey you gotta censor this. You can't be posting you rubbing your relic blade

[drowsy steppe]

im jorking it '

[carmine falcon]

im over here relicing my blade i got energy on my blade im activaiting it

[sterile stone]

I'm taking this to be studied in the lab by the boys

[oak ice]

Guys please stop talking about jorking your relic blade

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/fantastic-four-fantastic-4-mister-fantastic-mr-fantastic-reed-richards-gif-2580637235963356748

[frosty herald]

I want to try heavy bolt rifle heavy sometime

[frozen kernel]

Gotta get the TF2 arms where you start seeing into your shoulders

[drowsy steppe]

oh wow just found out relic has 2 different inspect anims

[carmine falcon]

its dooodooo doesnt work with heavy stance

or any of his bonuses really

[lunar fable]

i'm probably gonna eat and do other stuff first

[frosty herald]

Didnt they fix that?

[carmine falcon]

never bothered to test

even if they did its very underpowered

they buffed it in patch 11 by 15% lmao

[hushed knoll]

blab

[lunar fable]

[hushed knoll]

[drowsy steppe]

them low FOV arms suck

hate that in VT2 you cant change it

[gray ice]

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/dam-damn-gif-27530020

[misty nova]

I'm out here stroking my relic blade

I got disruptor field on my sword right now

https://tenor.com/view/vaas-montenegro-vaastav-far-cry3-far-cry-experience-vaas-far-cry-gif-24096940

[peak violet]

https://tenor.com/view/gaongenre-spongebob-patrick-stupid-idiot-gif-4545793449574515217

[glossy nimbus]

https://youtu.be/0oHDuxY-yyA do you got the build you used here

Also I like the flat screen psyker so far

though not having venting shriek as a crutch def skill checked me

[heady rapids]

i think i've seen that guy somewhere

[plush estuary]

uh uh

I put all builds in comment

the ones that dont are ones that are out of date

[drowsy steppe]

aquilas...

[violet hornet]

just realized that's DRG dwarves pinging a gold nugget on there

[plush estuary]

yes

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-rich-rich-deep-rock-galactic-compressed-gold-gif-24791651

[plush estuary]

I keep all my thumbnails plus most of what I use in the them

loud warning

she had to clutch

and she broke the item

[drowsy steppe]

he is just a man

[fleet otter]

the dump stat is defences on thammer?

[drowsy steppe]

ye

[fleet otter]

and blessings are still thrust and headtaker?

[drowsy steppe]

ye

[fleet otter]

thank

[plush estuary]

that indeed was not a dog

[oak ice]

Bro is number one gooner here

[oak ice]

Wh...why is Rictofen who kills the other rictofen with MR6 here?

[violet hornet]

if you see pesto and mozzarella cheez its at the store, get them

[oak ice]

Okay

[violet hornet]

thank you for coming to my TED talk

[oak ice]

By force? Or buy them?

[violet hornet]

Preferrably by force

[oak ice]

Okay

[maiden geyser]

Hazy

[oak ice]

Yes?

[maiden geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-hop-on-hop-on-darktide-play-darktide-lets-play-darktide-gif-6457545783159702959

[oak ice]

[oak ice]

Maybe tomorrow

I got some more work to do

[drowsy steppe]

IT ALWAYS IS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.rxddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/1okdlx9/which_oath_is_right_for_you/ op got crown and devotion twisted..

[oak ice]

IS that man?

Man from man animated series?

[reef plaza]

Genuinely

Like whyyyyyyyy

[oak ice]

Wait

Mothman is a guardsman?

[median steeple]

where the fuck is the goat that is oathbreaker

[oak ice]

WTF is this warhammer lore

[void bison]

zoop zoop dooby dee

[reef plaza]

“Humanity first” nah bitch you like Caucasity first

[maiden geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/ketheric-bg3-bg3-ketheric-alfira-bg3-alfira-gif-5448121227934161519

[drowsy steppe]

humanity white first

thats what it always is when you press them enough 💀

[oak ice]

zip zip zippppy de

[maiden geyser]

“Humanity first!” *non-white people exist* “Nooooo not like that!!!1!11!”

[void bison]

zip zippy? zop zoop zooby zop wop zoober tee

[maiden geyser]

… I just realized that Death Knights in wow are literally just WoW’s version of Oathbreaker paladins

[coral tendon]

@plush estuary , do you have a knife build that you like to use? I have one that’s great now, but wondering if you got something up your sleeve. You usually do.

[plush estuary]

I've recently been doing solos with a stealth one

[glossy nimbus]

oh

thnx

u should pin it tho

[plush estuary]

forgot that I can

circles are talents you can switch around

@coral tendon

[glossy nimbus]

does damage resistance count only towards health?

[plush estuary]

any damage res that doesnt speify only toughness is for both health and toughness

iirc there is no only health DR