zealot-class

[sullen forge]

Holy

[gray ice]

Bro was drinking the earliest of processed sugar drinks with no nutrients

Wonder why his bones ain't grow

[sterile stone]

How else am I gonna be pushing 30 and still look like I'm 17

[gray ice]

G shit they were good tho

[sullen forge]

I think Argus was cursed with low height genes

That’s my guess

[sterile stone]

My mom is short

My dad is tall

[sullen forge]

Yup

[sterile stone]

My brother is short

[sullen forge]

Took your moms

[sterile stone]

I took the middle ground

[gray ice]

During pregnancy his mother was reading 50 Shades of Shortass. It distilled downward a bit

[sterile stone]

I'm 5'8

[sterile stone]

Slip and fall on a banana you big built bum

[sullen forge]

Bro I just fucking cackled and now people are looking at me in the parking lot LMAO

[gray ice]

I dunno why I'm so hostile today tbh, I shoulda stayed isolated

[sterile stone]

I swear people are mean to me

And all I try to do is be a positive role model for the community

[green yacht]

dw, shortlings deserve it

[gray ice]

My theory is that short people are always quick to explosive anger because there's less surface area to dilute it

[sullen forge]

That hostility can be funny as fuck when unleashed at the right time and you know it

[sterile stone]

Shut yo crusty sock under the dresser drawer ass up

[gray ice]

I have yet to meet a vertically challenged that goes against this theory

[gray ice]

I do what I can

[sullen forge]

I want to punt her like a football so badly you don’t understand

[wraith halo]

The ultimate counterpoint

[median steeple]

the evil and intimidating enby behind her

I hate pocket

fuck them

[sterile stone]

I pray you never have a clean pair of underwear when you go take a shower

[sullen forge]

I am the mildly annoying Seven player

[wraith halo]

Right, imagine whining about being the heir to the largest corporation on earth

[gray ice]

Laundry stay on deck I'm the one that gotta do it

[wraith halo]

Like wahhh my dad tried to kill me

[sterile stone]

We got a new washer and dryer

It's got a bunch of shit on it that looks unnessesary

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-valve-deadlock-deadlock-valve-billy-deadlock-deadlock-billy-gif-6055087245295741074

[wraith halo]

Wahhh I have a magical briefcase that does cool shit

[light badge]

Which class, objectively, requires the least brain power to operate?

[median steeple]

I love playing Lash, Billy, and Drifter

[sterile stone]

But I mean it lets me make my blankets extra toasty

So I can't complain

[wraith halo]

Lash is the character I want to play

[sterile stone]

Forklift driver

[wraith halo]

I'm honestly terrified of deadlock

My partner plays it and is an Oracle player

But I totally suck

[gray ice]

Ngl I still prefer old washers. Whenever I see them touch screen, sensor, all the other bs etc. I just see a million ways for the shit to break and cost more money

Just gimme the spinny spinny soapy shit

[sterile stone]

That's gonna be the perfect date night, both of you screaming at your teammates cause they aren't doing shit.

[median steeple]

it will auto balance your skill level most of the time so you should be fine

[sterile stone]

They've got those 2 in 1 washer and dryer sets now.

[wraith halo]

AUUUGH IM.THE SHIT TEAMMATE RAGHH

[median steeple]

it's a bell curve of toxicity

lower ranks and high ass ranks are ass

like phantom plus

[light badge]

As someone who just broke into Arcanist, first first game in the rank was a 0-5 Haze complaining to our 6-2 Yamato about how "You're the reason I'm hardstuck Arcanist"

[median steeple]

yeesh

[wraith halo]

HUH

It can't be that bad surely

[sterile stone]

@frosty herald Officer, I didn't know you played deadlock

[gray ice]

So leagué toxicity in another moba who'd have thought

[sterile stone]

League toxicity is wild tho

[gray ice]

It's in third person this time, riveting

[light badge]

On the whole it's not, but Haze players are a different breed

[sterile stone]

Because how can you be so upset that you purposely throw a game

[wraith halo]

I just don't know how to get over the initial difficulty of playing games while not knowing all the items and how they interact and shit

[sullen forge]

@median steeple if you main Billy Istfg

[gray ice]

It's simple be socially maladjusted and not used to facing consequences for your actions

Many such cases

[sterile stone]

Streamers are a good stepping point

[frosty herald]

League is pure toxicity and the epitome of misery loves company

[light badge]

I used to be one until I discovered the raw crack cocaine that is playing Vyper

[sterile stone]

There's a dude I peeep from time to time

[wraith halo]

Any recs?

[sterile stone]

He was at the time the #1 overall deadlock player

[wraith halo]

Mikaels?

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-billy-deadlock-vote-for-billy-goat-billy-deadlock-voting-gif-8225655563060941809

Im more of a drifter player

but he got fucked

[wraith halo]

He quit to focus on schooling

[median steeple]

so

[light badge]

Deathy's pretty goated

[median steeple]

I wanted to play Bebop more

[wraith halo]

Ty

[median steeple]

but holy shit those stam nerfs were crazy a while back

[sterile stone]

Poshy is a gargoyle main I believe

[sullen forge]

This says enough

[sterile stone]

They somehow turned trailer trash into a snake

[light badge]

I love her

So much

[visual stream]

I only tried Vyper once as my first match but I bet I'd like her a lot more now that I'm better at movement and have some game sense

[sullen forge]

I know this meme is dead but I had this sent to me from a friend

[sterile stone]

I wish I could find some god tier shiv players, but it's like no one plays him

I only see doorman and warden

[glossy nimbus]

anyone know a mod that reduces the visual clutter on inferno staff

[visual stream]

Being god tier at Shiv just means pressing the button that cancels damage when it's off cooldown

[wraith halo]

There is a mod for it I think

[light badge]

Hasan would be a seven main, tbh

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/ghostbusters-bustin-busting-feels-good-man-meme-gif-26455888

[heady rapids]

I wanna see

[sterile stone]

Y'all got me wanting to watch deadlock games now

ffs

[visual stream]

It's pretty fun

Melee mindgames are fun

[median steeple]

there are not enought people who do chill deadlock videos

most of it is news or analytical stuff

[sterile stone]

Sitting out there like how old men will talk to a screen calling out bad plays

[visual stream]

Always do a heavy melee first in a match
You can gauge how good the player is depending on their reaction

[sterile stone]

Knowing damn well they aren't good enough to play at that elo

That's me

[spare talon]

the only deadlock video i was interested in was funkes

[median steeple]

funkes deadlock video is amazing

also a time capsule because holy shit that old map was ass

[visual stream]

If they parry the first melee out of the match they're probably cracked
If they allow the first but parry the second they are at least sentient
If they never parry then just spam it

[median steeple]

I love how you can train people like a dog in deadlock

[sterile stone]

EU tourney going on rn

https://www.twitch.tv/deadlocknightshift

Wait

Deadlock has skins now?

[median steeple]

mods

[visual stream]

Does it?

[wraith halo]

No

Mods

[visual stream]

I was about to say

[wraith halo]

Moddy mod mod

[sterile stone]

I was gonna say

[median steeple]

my friend runs around with Gru/Minion for Moe and Krill

[wraith halo]

The mid boss is not a mod tho actually

[heady rapids]

@carmine falcon https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSyL5EjL9/

[sullen forge]

That goes so fucking hard

[wraith halo]

It's because the tourney is sponsored by trolli

[sterile stone]

Krill in a pinstripe suit was not something I expected

[wraith halo]

They have a gummi worm mid boss and a few of the posters on the map are trolli adverts

[sterile stone]

[wraith halo]

Yeah it's interesting

[median steeple]

Moe and Krill or how I call them

Hitler and Mussolini

[visual stream]

I think one of the funniest things in Deadlock that I see so much is a Victor being so horrifically out of position and making a mistake that would kill you four times on any other character
Just for the entire team to arrive as he pops his second life and they turn it around into three or four kills on the team punishing the Victor

God I hate Victor

Khumbakarna from Smite

Zac from League

All cringe

[sterile stone]

Is Holliday anygood?

[median steeple]

I HATE Zac and Khumbakarna and I hate that Victor is just them

[wraith halo]

Victor is only as good as the team fighting him

[visual stream]

Khumbakarna was probably the biggest rage bait in my high school life

[plush estuary]

I love the floating at top of stairs bug

[visual stream]

The obnoxious VA work didn't help

[wraith halo]

If the team knows how to keep distance and not feed into his abilities Victor is kind of just ok

[median steeple]

She's the headshot character with the possibility of going spirit barrel spam so yes

[sterile stone]

Wooord

[violet hornet]

Launch zac was ultimate cancer

[median steeple]

laning against a good gun character is cancer

Holiday, Infernus, Vindicta

ass

hate

They're buffing Zac for some god damn reason next patch I think

[wraith halo]

Usually the only counter to gun characters is another gun character

[visual stream]

As a Paradox main I can definitely imagine malding if someone kept hitting me over and over with a time stop snipe

[median steeple]

Paradox also has some of the HIGHEST HP IN THE GAME

[visual stream]

Not as bad as laning against other gun characters though imo

[median steeple]

For some fucking reason

[wraith halo]

Some characters directly counter some other characters, like bebop and vindicta

[median steeple]

yeah like a bunch of other MOBAs and character games

but deadlock you can't really counterpick

since it picks your character beforehand

[wraith halo]

Also you can just buy items to counter gun damage to an extent

[sullen forge]

Honestly thank god cause you know how cancerous tourneys would be

[sterile stone]

Lash cosplay mid tourney

[sullen forge]

Being counter pick central

[median steeple]

I saw this on their twitter

did you see the viscous ones

[visual stream]

Every morning I wake up and thank the Counterspell gods for their gift upon humanity to help me not want to kill myself against Lash

[sterile stone]

Nah

[sullen forge]

Jacob Lash is an Asshole

[sterile stone]

Just can't handle greatness

[sullen forge]

I fucking love how that’s his description

That’s it

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/DragonsVow/status/1983613284826911185 someone redrew Zaahens design

Yuma❄☕🐲(Commissions open) (@DragonsVow)

messy but I give it a try.
︀︀#zaahen #doodle

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FxTwitter · Oct 29, 2025, 7:13 PM

[sullen forge]

Not back story nothing just

That

[sterile stone]

Lash's banter with seven is fucking funny

Dude scares him shitless

[sullen forge]

Stupid chud bird you like too much

You fucking FURRY

[sullen forge]

Being a seven main I have to be subjected to it

[copper hawk]

Silence noob

U disturb me .

[glossy nimbus]

Ok psyker is fun but without my venting shriek crutch build I'm popping a lot more lmao.

[median steeple]

HE'S FUCKING WHITE INSTEAD OF RED

WHY

[sterile stone]

Just gotta keep an eye on the funny number in the middle of the screen

[glossy nimbus]

mhm

[sterile stone]

It ain't that hard

[visual stream]

Press button that exterminates furries from existence
Suddenly IT companies and surgical floors are empty

[sullen forge]

Those Coleslaw Destroyers got a hold of him 😔

[visual stream]

And all coders disappear

[wraith halo]

And my computer doesn't get fixed by my sysadmin friend so none of you all ever get to play darktide with me

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/IntelDeadlock/status/1983155287033786503

Deadlock Intel (@IntelDeadlock)

Yes Viscous
︀︀No Viscous
︀︀
︀︀Via/Next_Artichoke_7779

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FxTwitter · Oct 28, 2025, 12:54 PM

[sullen forge]

So mean

[visual stream]

First time I booted up Deadlock and heard the character select music

[wraith halo]

Geist is just a hater

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/black-kid-dancing-gif-12471794779101168241

[sterile stone]

She's nice to victor

I think

[median steeple]

She can be

[sterile stone]

She's nice to like 2 people

[median steeple]

she's also an asshole

her visual novel got leaked and it's good

[sullen forge]

Seven being a massive hater of Kelvin

[light badge]

Leaked? I thought it got dropped officially

[sterile stone]

[median steeple]

did it?

[dreamy coral]

Ugh I want my name red but I have to talk.. and I hate talking 🫠

No memes for me..

[median steeple]

it's supposed to grant you new dialogue in game when you finish it

[sterile stone]

Just shoot the shit like we're you're coworkers you don't hate

[wraith halo]

You must become a genchatta

[dreamy coral]

This

[visual stream]

Like we're coworkers except we don't hate our wives and minorities

[dreamy coral]

Is

Painful

[sterile stone]

[light badge]

Just saw a dog

Got to pet the dog

Life good

[sterile stone]

Best timeline outcome

[carmine falcon]

Wot da hyll am I looking at

[sterile stone]

You got the good ending

[light badge]

The bad ending was getting rabies

[median steeple]

@sterile stone

[obsidian prairie]

Epic awesome model train stuff but 40k

[dreamy coral]

💀

[sterile stone]

Not the slavic viscous

The goo isn't healing jelly

It's just pure vodka with green food coloring

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/viscous-dead-lock-dead-lock-viscous-deadlock-viscous-viscous-deadlock-gif-16424797318208904905

[dreamy coral]

Omg

[carmine falcon]

Oh just noticed the dude in the background lmao

[heady rapids]

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSyLmf6EE/

Necromunda trains

[carmine falcon]

GANGER CLASS TEASE???

[sterile stone]

This makes me wish we had a borderlands esque 40k game

[wraith halo]

Wow this looks so cool, they should like make a mission that takes place on a speeding train or something

[sterile stone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1178557383677575198/ezgif.com-video-to-gif.gif?ex=65769418&is=65641f18&hm=70fd077cae772150ca4d459648aad3b3b62e71c20a6e4206c441ad9d4eef29e4&

[gray ice]

Ay did you listen to the shit I sent earlier

[sterile stone]

Yeah I was gonna ask you

Is that like a mix of house music and like

lofi?

[dreamy coral]

🤔

[gray ice]

Mostly just house

[sterile stone]

I didn't know you liked house

My sister and you would vibe

She introduced me to Swedish Knife Mafia

[carmine falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/874125680420470814/1318201690595528734/caption.gif

[sterile stone]

Or whatever it's called

[gray ice]

From all the stuff I done sent you I feel like me liking house is not a long line to draw

[sterile stone]

I don't expect much from my friends

[gray ice]

Understandable not to assume but I mean I've sent you kokoroko

That shit is lo-fi jazz/funk right there adjacent

[sterile stone]

True true

I ever play greg grease for you?

[gray ice]

Get better friends

[sterile stone]

You're right

[gray ice]

This sound like a borderlands character

[dreamy coral]

Valid

[sterile stone]

Wait wrong song

[gray ice]

That's a lap

[sterile stone]

My fucking copy and paste is geeking

[wraith halo]

This very much

[sterile stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY0T74TzT1g

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/aot-attack-on-titan-roblox-my-soldiers-cream-gif-13287726684363612841

[sterile stone]

I done fucked up

I sprayed colonge on my sheets

And accidently wiped my eye with my blanket

My eye fucking burns

[glossy nimbus]

Why did you do that

[gray ice]

Ive been starting in on reggae again

[sterile stone]

I don't like a dirty room or a smelly room

I was raised proper

[scenic drift]

Cash Rules Everything Around Me...

[sterile stone]

There's only one reggae song I fuck with

[glossy nimbus]

I don't think so since you sprayed fucking colonge on your bed instead of washing it.

[sterile stone]

I already washed it

[glossy nimbus]

who wants to be assaulted with the smell of colonge when they go to bed

[sterile stone]

I pulled it out the damn bag it was in

[gray ice]

Why

[sterile stone]

Me, I like good smelling tings

[glossy nimbus]

Shouldn't it already smell nice from washing it????

[gray ice]

Do you have horrible taste?

[sterile stone]

I never got around to it

[sterile stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcaPu9JPenU

This hella catchy

[gray ice]

[sterile stone]

You really underestimate how I am with stuff smelling nice

I will febreeze and light a candle

I dead ass hate bad smells

[glossy nimbus]

You will die choking on fumes

[gray ice]

https://youtu.be/ClhFu0RO8ZA?si=zx18FDAFokSQ5lC-

[glossy nimbus]

Jesus christ have a limit

[gray ice]

Be educated heathen

[sterile stone]

Heathen

[gray ice]

I didn't stutter

[sterile stone]

Big goofy ass

I'ma throw a wet sock at you

[gray ice]

Just click the link pocket princess

[sterile stone]

[sullen forge]

@plush estuary Testing some stuff out real quick to make sure its actually working and if so I'll help you guys with modding ROR2 later

[plush estuary]

Okay

🐟

[dreamy coral]

I’m just sitting here introvertly reading what’s been poppin…

[sterile stone]

You can join in

Like we ain't gonna shun you

[gray ice]

By all means the more the merrier

[wraith halo]

What are discord servers for

[sterile stone]

I'm gonna be real

Real real with you

It's not for me

[gray ice]

Catching predators

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/take-a-seat-chris-hansen-gif-12085242

[wraith halo]

Decent usecase

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/venture-bros-dr-orpheus-the-monarch-burning-gif-4593888240680293590

[hexed igloo]

Depends on the scent, something light and floral is nice, but if it's a heavy spicy scent then you'll feel stuffy and cramped

[gray ice]

It's American reggae so not surprised but ik expanding your knowledge base whether you want it or not

That 1/3 of you that I share blood with is inadequate and will be properly shaped

[sterile stone]

Why the fuck is my copy and paste not working

[sterile stone]

Hating cause I'm mixed

[median steeple]

I would never use cologne on my bed if I want it to smell nice I'M GONNA WASH IT

[hexed igloo]

You gotta spam ctrl c

[median steeple]

cologne is expensive

[sterile stone]

There's a spot that lets you make custom colonges

In dallas somewhere

[gray ice]

It's not discrimination I hate every 1/3 of you equally

[sterile stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiYaHdzx4yk

How you gonna put me on this

And expect me to listen to less

[glossy nimbus]

Why use stuff that hinders your beautiful natural scent (girlmusk)

[hexed igloo]

There's dedicated bed mists that are supposed to help you sleep better

[wraith halo]

He also said shaped not shamed, get that 1/3rd of you into gear

[sterile stone]

Not you too

I swear none of y'all in here

Worth

A

Damn

[glossy nimbus]

Rmember, men need to shower because they stink 🤮 girls don't need to cuz they smell good :3

[wraith halo]

I just think it's funny

[delicate shadow]

bro cologneized his eye socket

[gray ice]

You gotta have a knowledge base in all genres

[wraith halo]

I like everyone until they give me a reason not to

[plush estuary]

the fumes got into his eye

[sterile stone]

I'm gonna be honest, idc who you are. If you smell like fish and you're near me

I will let you know

you're not about to assult my senses like that

And think you're getting away with it

[glossy nimbus]

:o

[wraith halo]

Like fish particularly?

[glossy nimbus]

That's not very nice.

[hexed igloo]

It's worse when someone has drenched themselves in cologne

[glossy nimbus]

I smell awesome.

[sterile stone]

Have you ever been next to someone and they open their legs while sitting down

And you just get hit with the smell of rotten ocean

[delicate shadow]

I mean if someone drenches them in cologne their flagrant waste of money and resources bothers me more than their flagrantly bad fragrance

[hexed igloo]

I only associate with people that wash themselves

[sterile stone]

Cheap colonge is horrible aswell

[wraith halo]

I have a very blunt nose but I myself sweat a lot and that makes me have to care about my natural smell more

I don't think I have a fish smell tho

[hexed igloo]

Sometimes it's good, but with the cheap stuff you have to be real sparing with it, and reapply a few times over the day

[sterile stone]

Native American genes hard carrying me, got almost no body hair

[wraith halo]

I'm cuban

Lots of hair

[glossy nimbus]

I once met my friend who like

[sterile stone]

Do you have a small gold chain

[wraith halo]

:)

[glossy nimbus]

he smelled and looked like he shoulda had a cloud of brown around him

Actually foul smell

his hoodie was like

discolored

[sterile stone]

[glossy nimbus]

a visibly discolored BLACK hoodie

[wraith halo]

My partner wants me to do a double chain to really sell the look

Lmao

[glossy nimbus]

That shit hasn't seen a wash in months I bet

[sterile stone]

I have a grey hoodie with bleach stains on it

The most comfy hoodie

Oversized hoodies are the best

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/malicious-something-malicious-is-brewing-trolling-roblox-work-at-a-pizza-place-gif-5186024023870280460

[glossy nimbus]

Yeah no I'm talking it looked a bit brown/orange

He

smelled

bad.

BAD.

[sterile stone]

I wanna pull off that open button down shirt with a tank top and gold chain vibe

Best example I have of this is Bruno Mars

[wraith halo]

It's honestly doable

Yeh like a guido

[delicate shadow]

luck bastard

being a turk is hard living lemme tell ya

[gray ice]

If you realllllly gotta have sumn closer to Neva change

https://youtu.be/mn1ysjdWUZs?si=kozpYwKuuBniu9wy
https://youtu.be/oHN615b4dCk?si=cbN6cn57UgAVDOuP

[sullen forge]

@plush estuary Alright yeah its good to go

[hexed igloo]

Sweat smell is fine, I'd argue a lot of people like the smell of fresh sweat, it's an issue once you let it fester

[plush estuary]

I got bored and remember someone mentioned me on reddit

and I found this

[sullen forge]

Holy misinformation

Path isn't a tester

LMAO

[sterile stone]

Mans got carpet on him

[wraith halo]

Very true from personal experience

[sullen forge]

as much as he wants to be

[plush estuary]

read it again gale

[spare talon]

it never says that

[wraith halo]

It is something I'm very self conscious about tho

[sterile stone]

This a vibe idc how unprofessional it looks

[plush estuary]

cole tester. path working on guide

[wraith halo]

Because it can get BAD

[plush estuary]

not path is tester

[hexed igloo]

Long as you're showering every day ain't no issue big man

[wraith halo]

[hexed igloo]

Get some scented wipes to use

[wraith halo]

Ooh haven't heard that suggestion

[hexed igloo]

Just pack em up in your bag and take em wherever, they're good for a quick wipe off

[delicate shadow]

I enjoy the facial hair, the rest can go to hell dude

[wraith halo]

This first one is really good

[sullen forge]

the 300hr zealot main vs the 3k hour player

[frosty herald]

Hopefully wolfenstein rpg

[sterile stone]

I've got a better example hold on

[violet dagger]

new wolfenstein content thank gos

[gray ice]

Rest of that album is great. Aaron may goated

[spare talon]

there are a few other comments on the reddit talking about me on vet

[thick fossil]

does anyone have a fury knife build i can refer to for H40?

[hexed igloo]

They're super handy if you're a sweater, I'm assuming you're a guy, so prolly go for smth lemon/citrus scented unless you wanna pull mad hoes then go for the girliest floweryest one you can find

[plush estuary]

dorn spotted

[sterile stone]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-22-2023/mIFOm1.gif

[hexed igloo]

Bitches love a dude that smells like flowers

[sterile stone]

Dude in the white tank top

Is the aestetic I wanna get

[native geode]

Is it overkill to use bleed skills on thunder hammer?

[plush estuary]

I will say, time does not equate to skill or knowledge

I just found it funny

[gray ice]

Just cartwheel out the closet already

[wraith halo]

No that's real, like a dockside sort of vibe almost

[sterile stone]

Whatchu mean

[wraith halo]

Beach side? Idk

I live in a desert

[sterile stone]

I can appreciate a man's style and it not be gay

[gray ice]

Ol zesty bastard

[median steeple]

that's trench crusade

[wraith halo]

I mean yeah

[sterile stone]

Listen here buddy

[gray ice]

Of course you can

[hexed igloo]

Why do you have eyes? To look at other men? Idk man kinda gay

[sterile stone]

I'm actually Amish

[gray ice]

If you're kissing women they kiss men and that's pretty not straight if you ask me

[wraith halo]

Amish dt player

[hexed igloo]

Gay man that can build a barn, doesn't change all that much

[wraith halo]

It'd be like giving a starving Victorian child a mountain dew

[gray ice]

He peddles electricity in his covered wagon

[hexed igloo]

A white monster and a mango juul

[wraith halo]

LOL

[hexed igloo]

You like femboys args?

[sterile stone]

What the hell

[sterile stone]

I dunno what you're on about

[hexed igloo]

Fisky back me up here

[long oasis]

church of metamorphosis drop?

[hexed igloo]

This guy gay as hell

[wraith halo]

I mean all I'm gonna say is you're perfectly valid args

LMAO

Not the sort of thing I clown on because I too am le gay

[hexed igloo]

Ain't nothing wrong with being gay I'm just sayin args gay as hell

[sterile stone]

Your honor

[hexed igloo]

Gayest man I've ever seen in my life

[sterile stone]

The plantiff has no proof

[wraith halo]

That used to be me

[long oasis]

he knows.

[gray ice]

Shenaniganery

[wraith halo]

Now I'm pansexual, I couldn't even like men correctly

[hexed igloo]

Don't get me wrong I've probably done more with guys than you have

[sterile stone]

@gray ice When was the last time you checked in On Ab Soul?

[south prism]

gakster

[gray ice]

Thought people were abnormally attracted to cast iron when I first heard this

[wraith halo]

LOL I might give you a run for your money I've been with a fair amount

[gray ice]

And I've seen a $1000 cast iron so I mean I'd get it

[wraith halo]

I don't actually remember a number 💔

[hexed igloo]

Naw I've been almost 50/50 with both, enough that I have no idea what the number would be

[sterile stone]

The cookery version of a metrosexual

[long oasis]

ancient genetic component in case the fae come back

[gray ice]

Last week when he dropped with kembe

[sterile stone]

He hwat

[glossy nimbus]

Who says we aren't?

[wraith halo]

Then probably you've been around the bend more than me yeahg

[glossy nimbus]

Don't leave me alone with your dishwasher.

I WILL do your dishes.

[gray ice]

https://youtu.be/XGU0I78xSks?si=5Ksh4PAGWBVM75Nu

[hexed igloo]

As someone experienced though, the gayest thing you could possibly do is kiss another man

Gayer than sucking him off

[long oasis]

why are all the rappers balding

[glossy nimbus]

No what you can do is be open about your emotions

[wraith halo]

LMAO well you gotta love a man to kiss him usually

[sterile stone]

2chains still got a full head of hair

[glossy nimbus]

thats the gayest thing ever

[gray ice]

If this is a threat I've got a countertop that needs a mean seeing too as well

[glossy nimbus]

I'll DO your countertop

[hexed igloo]

Not even that, you can pretend it's girldick but if you kiss a man you're most definitely kissing a man

[long oasis]

is he not receding

[sterile stone]

He always had a big forehead

That shit ain't new

[long oasis]

oh

[sterile stone]

[gray ice]

Bro forehead look like a bedspread

[long oasis]

good genetics

[sterile stone]

Mans forehead can see the future

Ole

Crystal ball tell me your secrets

[long oasis]

how are dreadlocks not bad for your hair

[gray ice]

Forehead brighter than my future

[mystic ether]

I return from purchasing sustenance at the sacrifice of funds. Sometimes the hunger wins and I don't want to cook.

[long oasis]

like ik ponytails are not good

[hexed igloo]

Me when I spend money and it leaves my account

[sterile stone]

Did you get me some jalapeno zapps?

[gray ice]

What we return wit

[gray ice]

I'm finna smoke take sumn

[hexed igloo]

It's just the hair pulling part, dreads/ponytails are bad for your scalp if you're pulling em tight

Otherwise no idsue

[mystic ether]

It's an entire method of doing hair with generations of people developing and refining different techniques and sensibilities.

If anything, dreads actually preserve hair the majority of the time for people with the hair texture they're designed after.

[sterile stone]

I could be wrong, but I think keep your hair tied strengthens it

[wraith halo]

It's sort of an art form from what I've seen, to do it correctly and healthy

It's not something you just do

[sterile stone]

@gray ice You know what

We should induct Yam into the culture

We should give Yam dreads

[gray ice]

After that generational fumble earlier?!?!?

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[long oasis]

doakes should get dreads

[sterile stone]

Listen, he gotta learn one way or another.

[gray ice]

I'm revoking the 1/3 bruh. You've been moved up to two parts bleach demon

You gotta prove you deserve this 1/3 to get it back

[sterile stone]

Fuck assery at it's highest decree

I can't believe this

[sullen forge]

@plush estuary Thunderstore mod manager or R2modman can run ROR2 mods as a heads up

either or can work

[heady rapids]

brother doesn't know abt the gale mod manager

[sterile stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Reob72qxO3Y

@gray ice

This one always been a fav of mine

[long oasis]

chinese hairstyles never recovered after the fuckass qing cut

[gray ice]

A certified hood classic still bumped regularly

[gray ice]

Yessir

[mystic ether]

A tragedy story in one sentence. Dastardly

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/long-tears-gif-11087877242190144149

[heady rapids]

the pink dog

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/wonder-dwarf-big-eyes-dreadlocks-squint-gif-16503359

[gray ice]

Someones gotta gatekeep

[long oasis]

erm

[mystic ether]

Nothing exactly exciting. Just gourmet fast food level shit. Only got it because there's some variety of nutrientional balance here lmao.

Doesn't taste bad either but nothing stellar.

[void bison]

hey 2307446868 what's up

[frosty herald]

Bros gonna make me look like a saints row 2 pothead

[long oasis]

is that my name from now on

[mystic ether]

I'm still lamenting over not knowing where a friend came across this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857760313754517564/1431072708879454259/image0.jpg?ex=69035611&is=69020491&hm=9bdca4ce1c818c7b1ecee6237c3daadbdf6d8976c39c1b18aa002bc94e337470&

[long oasis]

am I on squid game

[sterile stone]

He even says it like a cop

Oh noooo

[hexed igloo]

Yeah place exploded right after he left

[void bison]

player 2307 please cast your vote

[long oasis]

Kill all of the frogs

[mystic ether]

A net loss to society. They got some of the best good in the city.

[sterile stone]

@frosty herald This all I saw when you said pothead

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-salute-frog-salute-china-chinese-gif-562786298061862185

[void bison]

kill your

[gray ice]

I seen plantains and seasoned rice I'd be chillin

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/enemy-spotted-andaria-gif-18001302

[long oasis]

does he do weed

[heady rapids]

hey you can't say that

[sterile stone]

He smokes alcohol and drinks weed

[long oasis]

I dont think thats healthy

[void bison]

Self

[gray ice]

Looking like a stalker bandit after 3 vodkas

[void bison]

cheeki breeki iv damke

[mystic ether]

I got a half pint right next to me and I'm actually in the scavenging in the city ruins mood.

I just don't play stalker. I don't got it like that lmao

[sterile stone]

Missin out

[gray ice]

Anomaly is free

[long oasis]

have you tried metro

[sterile stone]

Anomaly is mad fun

[mystic ether]

I like those kinds of games for the wildest reasons.

[void bison]

stalker gamma is the best hobo experience in any post apocalypse

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cherif-interview-gif-15588981

[gray ice]

I'm gonna be doin exactly this in less than 12 hours

[mystic ether]

I wanna up-end the game's fault economy on some Robin hood raider shit.

[gray ice]

Arc raiders gonna be a good time

[wraith halo]

Project zomboid is kind of like this, plenty of rural 90s america to explore

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/arc-raiders-gif-12268578682245060161

[long oasis]

metro nails the dead city aesthetic more than stalker honestly

[sterile stone]

I saw some shit on insta that said if you see that hat pulling up to your car, you're done.

[frosty herald]

Big difference

Stalker is just chernobyl

[long oasis]

one is in a city and the other is in the exclusion zone

[frosty herald]

The metro series is a global post apocalypse

[sterile stone]

Twitch ban any% speedrun once you get that vc going

[void bison]

stalker technically isnt a post apocalypse game

[sterile stone]

[gray ice]

Metro Is still super immersive, fantastic time

[gray ice]

Bro they said I should record audio too

This feels like a mistake.

[sterile stone]

Oh hell nah

[void bison]

best makeshift gun designs ever done in a game

[long oasis]

technically we dont know that all we know is russia got fucked up

and the us

tuvalu is just fine

[gray ice]

Bastard, shambler, Hellsing are peak scrap gun design

Fuckin love that world

[void bison]

made to look actually functional and made with real parts from random stuff

instead of fallout 4 or something "uhhh make a plywood plank with a rusty pipe sticking out of it

[long oasis]

fallout 4 guns are all fugly

[gray ice]

Starfields gun design made me want to punt fields of kittens

[sterile stone]

Bethesda really dropped the fucking whole stadium with them ugly ass guns

[gray ice]

They just stack boxes together and let Jesus take the wheel after he od'd on fent

[long oasis]

no ar15 for you have a rusty piece of shit that would explode in your hand

[long oasis]

bro

[sterile stone]

I love how the only 2 guns bethesda never gets wrong

[long oasis]

the magazine fed bullpup revolver haunts my dreams

[sterile stone]

the 1911 and ak47

[long oasis]

and the vss lol

[sterile stone]

That's like the only guns them mfs ever seen in their life

[gray ice]

2 proven designs you would get anthrax or car bombs in the mail for getting wrong

They have to get those right those are the nationalist weapons

[long oasis]

elite special forces weapon = "old earth hunting rifle"

[frosty herald]

Only good looking gun in starfield is the grendel

[void bison]

Bethesda has to be one of the only companies that could ai generate all the guns for the next shooter they make and it would look better than whatever trash they cook

[heady rapids]

I loved the square casings shotgun wym

[long oasis]

probably because it would at least be somewhat based in reality

[sterile stone]

@frosty herald Since I can't trust you with any music I like

I will reccomend you this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91GTuZWCQmY&list=LL&index=4

[frosty herald]

I also know for a fact bethesda is pissed that starfield flopped so hard

[gray ice]

Like brother I normally like sci Fi

What is this Lego abomination

[sterile stone]

All those wasted years and man power

For absolute doo doo booty cheeks

[gray ice]

You wanna know my theory?

[long oasis]

why did they do this

[frosty herald]

Only decent gun and its a p90

[gray ice]

Oblivion remastered was a threat to Bethesda

[sterile stone]

Fucken lego gun

[frosty herald]

Also weapon animations in fallout 4 and starfield suck

The reloads are so boring

[sterile stone]

I swear when you pull that bitch out you hear that "HEY!!!!" from them old lego commercials

[gray ice]

Oblivion remastered proves they don't have to use creation engine to make Skyrim clones. If Bethesda fucks up elder scrolls 6. Theyre prolly getting fucking scrapped and elder scrolls will be under new management

[long oasis]

cyberpunk guns are pretty good tho

kinda

[sterile stone]

Todd was talking about retiring after ES6

[heady rapids]

but they didn't make it

[long oasis]

he cant be godd forever can he

[wraith halo]

Most of them are, some of them have questionable design choices but they're not like abominable

[heady rapids]

and the logic still runs on their engine

[void bison]

wolfenstein guns are pretty good

[frosty herald]

Also believe some creation club modders were seething that people called their content worthless amd a waste of money

[gray ice]

I'm sure that has nothing to do with the Microsoft agents with a silenced Glock in his closet

[deft badge]

Tbf some of it is

[sterile stone]

The insane cope of bethesda

"They aren't paid mods"

"They're mini dlcs"

Nah bitch

The same shit on the creation store you can find on nexus

[frosty herald]

All of the starfield CC content doesnt exist

[sterile stone]

If not better quality version

[deft badge]

Meanwhile some dude on creation club out there charging 200 points per for flower retextures in skyrim iirc

[gray ice]

Me looking at my paycheck rn

[sterile stone]

Speaking of

I got a new job

making extra $300 per check

[gray ice]

I figured that was how you made it out the hood

[sterile stone]

I made it out the hood cause of a sugar momma

Mf I'm struggling

And this cute face the only thing keeping me afloat

[gray ice]

A face I seen outside PetSmart tryna get bought

Shame

[sterile stone]

You a hater

[gray ice]

I do love to see a come up tho

[long oasis]

they did at least look at real guns for some of them

[sterile stone]

That ain't even like a real gun tho

that shit was a concept

It never saw any real use

[wraith halo]

It's the future

[heady rapids]

https://fixvx.com/ArmedJ0y/status/1982974640889667966?t=Tq2A-PzWLQ-feXj1I-ppPA&s=19

✳️Ⓐ Armed Joy 🔫💣 (@ArmedJ0y)

You know what?
Fuck you

Chest claymore https://t.co/qdkCcxbFqR

QRT: ArmedJ0y
Shit rules, and they sell figs so you know I'm picking one up

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[carmine lance]

hello chat

[frosty herald]

Cyberpunk guns are actualy well thought out

[gray ice]

Didn't stop the pancor jackhammer from showing up places

[long oasis]

it worked tho the prototype was functional

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-damn-album-kendrick-lamar-rapper-made-by-bxnes-gif-1543897498830457186

[long oasis]

cant say the same for like the pancor jackhammr

[sterile stone]

To be fair people do actually own those

like 3 people

[gray ice]

And none of them bitches work right

[sterile stone]

That's the shit that bugs me when I go to the range with my boy

[long oasis]

just give me the zip22 man

[sterile stone]

I don't wanna get Kentucky Ballistics'd

[long oasis]

at least i can afford it

[gray ice]

I'm not usually this hostile it's the weather

[void bison]

my favorite is the budget arms pistol designed like cheap shit and with a warranty only valid for 20 rounds in a 27 round or something gun

[long oasis]

the bullets are actually more expensive than the gun itself

[mystic ether]

I mean shit I know when claws are out. You eat something yet? 🤣

[frosty herald]

Most peak gun in 2077

[heady rapids]

was

until 2.0

[sterile stone]

It's just a futuristic desert eagle

[wraith halo]

It's also a flamethrower

[gray ice]

A mediocre Mediterranean plate, prolly subconsciously pissed me off

[sterile stone]

Fair

[mystic ether]

This gun looks like it smells like overpriced cologne.

[wraith halo]

The gun in lore is meant to be a one of a kind art piece sort of thing anyway

[long oasis]

it shoots a much larger cartridge

[sterile stone]

Belongs to a guy who probably uses a ton of it

[long oasis]

made to order

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/bGWfhbhC3Eg.gif

[long oasis]

because johnny is a hack

[mystic ether]

Gun look like it smells like the back of a limo pfft.

[mystic ether]

Wait that's Johnny's revolver?

[long oasis]

yea

not a revolver tho

[wraith halo]

Yeahb

[void bison]

the malorian arms 357

[sterile stone]

It's wild to know alot of the shit Johnny tells you is this man's own ego not accepting he wasn't important enough to be remembered outside his niche fanbase

[mystic ether]

That gun was wasted on that man.

[wraith halo]

It's magazine fed tho

[void bison]

it's a cycling shotgun pistol thing

[frosty herald]

Really funny too

[wraith halo]

Is it the man that makes the gun or the gun that makes the man

[long oasis]

I think hes hallucinating honestly hes literally malware by the time u meet him

[frosty herald]

Bro gaslit himself so hard he thought he was morgan blackhand

[mystic ether]

Fuck the bullshit lemme talk to this bum Adam smasher again

[gray ice]

It's the gun that makes the hole in the man

[heady rapids]

the biggest bitch in all of night city

[frosty herald]

Johnny was legit a nobody

[void bison]

kid named Fingers

[mystic ether]

There's bigger ones for damn sure but he definitely one of them

[heady rapids]

He for sure claims the #1 spot CAUSE I GOTTA LISTEN TO HIM BITCH ALL THE DAMN TIME

[mystic ether]

No voodoo boy playthrough. Game bad. Rip t-bug.

[frosty herald]

The thing that stings the most is that militech gave the job to morgan blackhand to nuke arasaka

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-of-my-head-cat-crazy-cat-stressed-stressed-cat-gif-21784526

[sullen forge]

Reminding me to play Cyberpunk 2077 and do an MG build

[long oasis]

someone is playing the skeleton song outside

theyre coming for me man what do I do

[mystic ether]

I need to finish my original save and then go through the forks I made after that complimentary reset they gave to people when PL dropped.

Now I actually have PL so I can finish the rest of my builds.

[wraith halo]

That's the entire point of Johnny Silverhand, he's a nobody, someone who just happened to be where he was at the time he was to become radicalized and disillusioned at the same time. Johnny is an example of humanity fighting without having any real ideal to fight for, because the world is so corrupt and terrible

[void bison]

peak liberty

[gray ice]

Still gotta get PL tbh

[mystic ether]

I still want to run some blunt/hand to hand build because I want to bust that boy smasher head upside a pole.

[mystic ether]

Hands Contingencies.

[sterile stone]

Can relate

[gray ice]

Me

Especially if you have pets

[wraith halo]

In the end he accomplished nothing that changed anything for the better and then he died

[heady rapids]

I once went to a different house accidentally cause the two apartment blocks looked identical

[mystic ether]

It's me, I'm friends. And I'm driving get the fuck up on out here already >:T

[long oasis]

the prevailing theme is that the world can no longer be changed, its too far gone

[frosty herald]

Unless they fumble massively somehow cyberpunk orion should the 5th corporate war and the blackwall being breached

Cause PL alludes to this heavily

[sterile stone]

The funniest fucking bit was the ending

[long oasis]

there are no ways back

[sterile stone]

"Johnny sends his regards"

"Who?"

[void bison]

can't save the world or the city but you can maybe sometimes save yourself (sometimes but not always)

cyberpunk!!!!!!!!! a very joyful genre

[tribal kayak]

If I'm a casual just pugging Heresy, sometimes Damnation, is Fury or the Relic class ability a better choice?

[frosty herald]

Personal vendetta against smasher when smashers only rival is morgan blackhand

[mystic ether]

I'd say that it's more like the scale of the fuckery is too great for isolated pockets of colloquial all-stars to be able to make a dent.

[scenic drift]

cyberreality

[long oasis]

relic is not needed at those levels but its up to you what you want to play and use

[void bison]

it's not reality I'm literally saving the world rn just give me a couple decades for the plan to fully enact

[sterile stone]

Bro got a whole opp that doesn't know he exist

Shit sends me

[plush estuary]

they do 2 different things, so its whatever you need more. Charge will help in killing threats before they hurt you while chorus helps with sustaining your toughness by giving gold toughness and stagger

[void bison]

it is on step 17 1/2 currently

[plush estuary]

With charge you can heal with most threats in 1 hit

[tribal kayak]

Okay sounds good, thanks yall

[frosty herald]

I want to know what cyberpunk was going to become before keanu reeves

[sterile stone]

I dunno

[frosty herald]

Because they changed the story a bit when he came on

[sterile stone]

But I wish they kept working on that cyberpunk multiplayer game

[mystic ether]

"You killed my father, prepare to die"

"Bro you have got be specific, that's Tuesday for me."

[sterile stone]

Wasted potential

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/who-the-fuck-are-you-who-are-you-adam-smasher-who-who-tf-are-you-gif-27448902

[gray ice]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-blight-batman-beyond-funny-narrow-it-down-gif-25176406

[void bison]

hello my name is inigo montoya you killed my father prepare to diehello my name is inigo montoya you killed my father prepare to diehello my name is inigo montoya you killed my father prepare to die

[gray ice]

Yog needs a reboot

[heady rapids]

that's a direct quote

[mystic ether]

Dead ass my lived in response to a follow-up quest.

"Bro I just got done airing out some fuckmouth Maelstrom losers. WHAT CHOOMS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! WHICH ONE?!"

[frosty herald]

Hopefully smasher returns in orion

[void bison]

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father; prepare to die.

[gray ice]

We're losing em

[frosty herald]

Either as a construct or him not being finished off

[void bison]

Hello, my name
is ; father; die.

[gray ice]

I WOKE UP IN A PILE OF DEAD MAELSTROM LOSERS. PLEASE. DATE AND TIME

[heady rapids]

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSyLQkA7h/

[sterile stone]

I doubt he will

But I'm for sure they kept adam as a template

Honestly nv,

[gray ice]

https://tenor.com/view/win-error-error-blue-screen-of-death-windows-xp-gif-17641897

[sterile stone]

Depending on which ending is canon, V becomes the new Adam at some point

[void bison]

terrible fanfic

[sterile stone]

I mean it ain't even fanfic

If you side with Hanako and truly believe she's gonna let you just walk out

With no strings attatched

You're on some strong shit

[gray ice]

Imma need me somma dat

[sterile stone]

Like buddy

This woman who just took over a corporation now has a legendary lapdog's concioussness in her hands

And she can alter that shit any way she wants

The same mf with experimental tech <Depending on the dlc> in their body and upgrades no average mf can afford

[void bison]

they've had a legendary lapdog's consciousness in their hands for many decades they should've just made 1 billion adam smashers

[wraith halo]

The worst part is that v is still likely going to die and they'll just put some other fuckers mind into vs body in that ending

[void bison]

cyberpunk 2 could be them all breaking free and running amok on the city killing random civilians

[mystic ether]

There's some shards that I followed their clues for way back when I finally got the game to try it out. Even though the intrigue wasn't allowed to go further, there were a bunch of side quests that I had done that were connected but I straight up couldn't find some of the npcs being mentioned.

Turns out some of them are just dudes all over the place that I likely killed collecting bounties. 🤣

It's its own ludonarrative punch in terms just how regular the scale of day to day direct violence is done that the people doing it just don't exactly give a fuck and lose track of names of faces.

Also, I fr was looping areas searching for npcs that were already long dead. Nothing would've happened if they were alive but it was an interesting touch even if the majority of outcomes was boring. Unlocking caches for a possible shard conclusion nowhere near as satisfying as an emergent gaming moment of writing and tertiary storytelling.

[wraith halo]

Very dehumanizing I loved the fuck out of that ending

[sterile stone]

Yeah but why copy adam when you can just copy the guy that mopped the absolute floor with him

Like why would I want a 2nd place mf when 1st place clears him with almost no effort

[void bison]

he is first place in aura and lapdogness

[sterile stone]

I mean so V be technically

His life and conciouss are in the hands of a corp if he sides with them

And they can alter it to how they see fit

[heady rapids]

@copper hawk https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSyLQb5ps/

[gray ice]

Yea the game is immersive enough that you can have these little moments of collision, where gameplay/lore neatly overlap and pique your interest to make you want to explore for the sake of your own curiosity.

Once scanned a dude and he was a Merc so I followed him around for a bit and the fucker went to go wax a mf and cash in a bounty. Whole fuckin fight happened on its own and at the end, his eyes even glowed up the way ours does when a fixer wires us money.

Shit made me pause for a sec.

[mystic ether]

Nice

I was down to put things together and see if I could find more of those creep xbd mfkers.

Went back and killed one of the suppliers after finishing that quest.

[heady rapids]

reading all this and remembering about how my most immersive moment in cyberpunk was watching pngs of cars pop in and out of existence

[mystic ether]

And took my then anger out on some scav hideouts for a while.

[long oasis]

For cyberpunk especially id say that it is too far gone for ANYONE to change. Bioengineered plagues haunt the ruins of major cities, self replicating mines are literally in every ocean, and the ecosphere is orders of magnitude beyond fucked to the point that all organic birds died out 70 years before the game starts. Its meant to be a warning about how our system will eventually grind itself to dust for profit, and that in such a world you will die meaningless and no one will care.

better to burn out than to fade away as silverhand puts it

[gray ice]

Ngl a couple times I'd just smoke at night when it's raining and just ride around the city on a bike listening to the radio

[void bison]

the self replicating mines thing is ambivalent towards how real it is iirc because the article in universe it's from is supposed to be a tall tales kinda thing

[south prism]

you should play easy delivery co

[long oasis]

ok but the major selling point for that giant arasaka ship is that it managed to actually cross the sea without getting exploded by the self replicating mines is it not

[mystic ether]

I'll admit it: some of those tracks in that ost aren't bad for night drive.

Night City is actually a very nice moody song for night drives I'm sorry

[void bison]

I don't fink so but maybe

[gray ice]

Wot dis

[wraith halo]

I loooove CD projekt music

[normal shell]

@south prism

[gray ice]

The electronic station has got some v i b e s

[void bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6PSsSM1swQ

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/long-tears-gif-11087877242190144149

I'm sorry delamaine

I didn't know what would happen

I just wanted a mfker to be free yo

😭

[gray ice]

I had to see what would happen

[long oasis]

freedom is slavery

[mystic ether]

Why they got this car texting me its suicide screenshots man

[south prism]

good ass game

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid4-mgs4-solid-snake-old-snake-becoming-old-gif-24179307

[south prism]

they gave her the dickhead 😔

[wraith halo]

This is kind of what being nic sick feels like

[void bison]

lifei s short why's it take so LONG!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/catvibe-gif-18088574

[gray ice]

And why they got me feeling some type way

[mystic ether]

Chain smoking gone wrong once again

[mystic ether]

I actually refused to reload that save.

[long oasis]

I like how smoking got replaced with fake smoking

[long oasis]

you dont even get to play with a lighter anymore like wth

[mystic ether]

Am I getting a certain over a car ai split into multiple consciousness that each can't handle the separation from? Yes.

Am i also clenching my fist that my actions actually helped competing corporations in eliminating an aspiring competitor? Also yes.

[long oasis]

isnt that the entire point to have a cool lighter

[mystic ether]

Then mfkers still got the w

[wraith halo]

Some people like the mods and rigs

It's all the rage

Maybe that's just what it be like

[long oasis]

what mods and rigs

[south prism]

are we cyberpunkposting now

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[void bison]

dry herb vaping is the FUTURE

[mystic ether]

And I handed it to them

[mighty root]

Evil weed

[long oasis]

I got some jenkem if u want it... am willing to share

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/good-times-florida-evans-damn-damn-damn-florida-break-dish-gif-10189581702808795128

[wraith halo]

I've done it once it was pretty neat

[gray ice]

Makes ya think once things get to a certain scale, it's really hard not to contribute to the machine even inadvertently

[void bison]

evil weed that makes you GAY and kiss the BOYS

[south prism]

meet me in the desert

[void bison]

I've done it once and several times after that one time

[mystic ether]

All the more reason to break the system. Jack in

[wraith halo]

2077 makes me feel so nostalgic for a locale I haven't even left yet

Love the desert in this game

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/edgerunners-cyberpunk-cyberpunkedgerunners-lucy-netrunner-gif-26739563

[void bison]

the zoom noise in this clip activated some nostalgia in me

[long oasis]

thats what bartmoss tried

[gray ice]

https://tenor.com/view/disconnecting-from-vr-cyberpunk2077-unplugging-unplugged-plugged-out-gif-26943076

We netrunners tonight

[long oasis]

look where that got us

[south prism]

my V when i'm logging off for 6 months

[wraith halo]

Yeah at the end of the day this is really all that can be done if things wanted to change

[sterile stone]

Nothing worse than getting caught cheating by a streamer watching the kill cam

[void bison]

the real way to defeat the corpos is to wipe everything out and let dolphins or whatever is left alive in cyberpunk world evolve and get a chance

[wraith halo]

Total control requires total dismantling

[long oasis]

did u hear about the octopus cities

[scenic drift]

how can you tell between desync and cheating?

[long oasis]

they build structures out of clams and shit

[sterile stone]

The blatant tracking through walls

[mystic ether]

https://youtu.be/1Y1_EAtPXlg?si=T6SmifNZv24iJKPt

[void bison]

most of this looks fake as fuck but sounds interesting if real

[mystic ether]

For all that come after. Yolo

[wraith halo]

Based thing to say

[long oasis]

avoid the facebook posts because theyre all uh

[normal shell]

@plush estuary i need to slap this guy

[long oasis]

ai genreated

[mystic ether]

Martyrdom is a keystone, not a requirement nor an endgoal. But standing up is always part of the first step.

[south prism]

last one i swear

[plush estuary]

the revive system is very funny if someone has a good wand or perk

I had shield with a shotgun

[wraith halo]

To serve something greater than the here and now is one of the most noble stands you can make imo

[plush estuary]

what could you have done

[south prism]

waow thats a Big Gun

[wraith halo]

To give up prospects of present comfort for future security is

[sterile stone]

The combat heels

[wraith halo]

Well

[mystic ether]

True. I also think that part of that doesn't require people to turn themselves into martyrs. Good way for a suit to play with a corpse on the ad space necromancy you know? Rather, to take those lessons to heart, sharpen whatever needs to be sharpened and not placing the soul of struggle on the backs of singular figures. Great way to lose traction when a body gets dropped as a statement from powers willing to do so.

[wraith halo]

Noble

[sterile stone]

Listen

I need those cybernetics

By any means

How else am I gonna full nelson a fully grown gorilla

[normal shell]

this guy adds fucking everything
plasma, lightning, saw blades, bounces, damage field, ice, random bullshit go
then he takes away 75% of his own hp and depending on the wand and my luck the ai will take 20 to 100%

[wraith halo]

Martyrs are good for lost causes and tragic defeats, for mythology

[normal shell]

ALSO he ALWAYS has the shield perk somehow

[plush estuary]

lol

anti you strat

[wraith halo]

In reality a beating heart is infinitely more useful than a dead one

[sterile stone]

@gray ice Aye what time you streaming tomorrow?

[gray ice]

5:30 am when it drop boyo

[long oasis]

you obliterated me

[sterile stone]

Rip your retinas

Them shits gonna be cooked

[south prism]

man what the fuck

[mystic ether]

Precisely.

It's time to start fucking around to make it easier to find out. We rolling up to militech or saka shits tonight? What's up?

[gray ice]

I wake up at 5:30 everyday for work my retinas get cooked by the sun

[mystic ether]

I got some Tyger sellouts I still need to blow up

[void bison]

they should've never changed this photo

[void bison]

they made it look more normal

[plush estuary]

I even threw the tablet

[sterile stone]

Can't relate, your boy regal with his sleep.

[wraith halo]

When I get my PC back I will probably do another playthrough

[sterile stone]

It ain't a good night's sleep if I don't wake up wondering where the hell I am and what year it is.

[long oasis]

me when I get turned into a puddle of blood

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/shart-shadowheart-bg3-baldur's-gate-3-shart-pride-gif-4961380726391299652

[carmine lance]

Shart…

[gray ice]

Quality of sleep is not under question

[south prism]

i'm convinced the river storyline was like the very last thing they finished for the game lmfao

[heady rapids]

I got a rapid firing laser beam staff once

[normal shell]

absolutely cracked ai

[gray ice]

Finna pass TF out real soon

[mystic ether]

Still looking forward to my inevitable nomad playthrough

[heady rapids]

I think we wiped within 3 seconds of me dying

[normal shell]

i was wondering where tf ambrosia came from but i think the ai used his

[long oasis]

theres no way thats real tho how does he know how to do that

[normal shell]

and then

HE NEVER FUCKING MOVED A CENTIMETER

[long oasis]

goddamn clanker

[carmine lance]

I hate it when I accidentally sleep through my alarm but it’s also genuinely the best sleep I get

[wraith halo]

I started with nomad! It's a fun one

[normal shell]

no matter what i did

[sterile stone]

You gonna leave me here with THESE people....

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/see-you-space-cowboy-gif-26257755

[sterile stone]

Damn

[south prism]

nomad's alright

streetkid is peak