#zealot-class
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What a glow down
You will like your e boy slop and you’ll be happy
@dry hinge new info in the mission? Can't find your msg
Now change your PFP to an edgy anime character and constantly fake a deep voice
My old pfp was Abyss Watchers
And they are sick ok
I played the PTS. It’s a space hulk. It’s very clearly one. They start you outside the ship so you can see the entire thing.
(I was also Lunatic Cultist and Lil' Ghost from HK holding a pizza, as in the protag)
And it’s fucking huge.
You sure? Briefing mentioned it was just a ship
Very sure.
Guess who slept through their alarm again 
Is it visibly wrecked and fused with other ships?
Yes
All his aura gone
You see the back of the ship on the photo I just shared? Looks exactly like that in the game when you start the mission and look out
It’s a nice mission
Cool level design
Idk how boss fight is though, it’s locked but the boss reveal is cool
However, you see how busted VG grapple is now?
This is the dmg of ONE grapple.
bat creature
guh
i like bats
Sonar
i bet you even like pengui
What perks?
They changed shockwave. It scales with difficulty now. So combine that with tenacity; you get that dmg above. You literally can wipe out groups of 6-7 majoris with one grapple. Just straight dead.
Imagine using auspex with it. That’s like 75-80% of the neuro’s health in one grapple
Holy shit
I was asking if it was the pts
your dads favourite
thats what i am
oh idk it's not below you to ask what pts means 
sorry that was mean im really high on life rn
also pissed
Watch majoris on right after grapple 
Noibat :D
What a cutie
horizontal assault lmao
everyone getting a map wipe perk
Know what’s funny though?
You know the last perk?
hp regen?
The fact the knife can one shot bosses on absolute is kinda fucking wild
The one that heals you for 5% of each majoris or up that you kill with melee?
If you kill 6 majoris with one grapple
That’s 30% heal
You also one tap zoas with grapple too 
Don’t even need tenacity. Just grapple with no buffs and zoa is dead
That’s a very unrealistic situation tbh and next to impossible to pull off in practical gameplay tbh
Life has been rough for him, cut him some slack
Unfortunately yeah
But that 1 and 100 chance of the cards lining up is still tempting
Best chance is doing it on sniper with a tactical teammate coordinating but still hard to do either way
Because gotta build stacks
He did it with a tact solo
Hold on lemme find the video
In a testing arena
eating good
That's ass
Seriously though. You could kill neuro boss in two grapples if a tact auspex it lol
And because it’s nearly impossible to setup in actual game. So yeah
Did they change the other heroics?
I know the heavy bolt pistol was less than savory
Just break your nda silly
Theyre all so ungodly unfunny
@sullen forge@formal umbra More lore
And theres no talk of the actual game itself anymore
That seems to be the ideal sidearm for most classes
I won't post any more of this as I won't engage further
just thought this is hilarious
Did the De-Furryization of that bird hit that hard
Only class HBP heroic would be good on is vanguard tbh. Because you have smg carbine as primary
What
Ramblings of an insane person
#zealot-class message
context
I mean the plasma pistol also just shuts down any reinforcement call with a headshot
But I mean eh...
no pinched nerve
Ikr
Plasma doesn’t headshot on chargeds.
I think otherwise…
Is this a warhammer fan
Very well adjusted
lmfao
Fucking DARKTIDE
He was angry that OP wanted beastmen
You didn't have to shatter my reality like that man
LMAO
I was happy living in ignorance
sometimes you just get a get down mr president moment on a extremis call stratagem
Ikr?
Genuinely mesmerising
how adjusted he is
Ngl I've only attempted two hard stratagems at this point and flunked both
This is gonna be new VG meta in 11.0. Calling it
Washed..
oh yeah block axe fixed
I'm gonna beat you with a hubcap
Oh is the multi-melta still good?
I heard it got nerfed
Fuck melta. Smg carbine all the way
it got fixed technically
cant rapid fire anymore
sda
Well atleast bulwark shield bash spam isn't fixed
I might need to kill my salamander deathwatch vibe for heavy

It’s nice. Bots now have your skin customizations
but what chapter to replace him with
I was testing it in that run
Oh it will. They won’t touch it 💀
Has the heroic power fist been looked at?
bulwark stagger got axed in a hotfix shortly after
so i wont hold my breath
last week and the current?
Mhmm
Last week we never got beyond the escorting bomb part
theyre the current hardest stratagems in the game
The damage. Stagger still there
id wait till next week
Solo it
i mean the boss stunlock
That honestly might be the move
It’s easy
You get the double health bonus and none of the negative penalty solo
That's something I've been meaning to ask btw
If more people join/replace bots
Do the hordes become bigger?
It’s same with bots
But it’s supposedly lower in true solo but I don’t see a difference personally
I mean I'm only like a week and a half into Sm2
I just run Retributors so I can use whatever the fuck I please
I'm not ready to do no solo'ing of hard statagems
I'm just barely comfortable with absolute.
Very easy game to learn
You could take a break for months, come back, and solo hardest content
Once you get used to it
I’m mainly playing bf6 now
It’s peak
Is this factoring in your character is level 25 p4?
depends on the class
that's why I run deathwatch on all classes so I can put a funny lil pauldron on with out shit ass colours getting in the way
Cause perks do make a big difference in that argument
heavy you can run lv1 p0 if you have the weapons
tac also doesnt care much for prestige
Prestige perks are a “bonus” but not needed to solo hardest content tbh
Word
for some it's the only source of say
Rn I'm working on the bolt sniper for when the heroic one hits the shop
ammo regen
I'm weighing the usefulness of the Fusil vs the Bolt S
I swapped a prestige perk around on VG on pts
id def save up for it
flesh tearers
Know there’s a prestige perk that adds an armor segment on grapple? There’s another one that gives armor segment on 7 rapid kills. So that synergizes well with grapple now. So you basically get 2 armor segment every grapple now
im currently saving up strata points for when the next heroic drop comes out
getting the helmets and cloaked shoulder
And heals
Unironically, all the melee classes have the best survivability in the game. VG assault and bulwark
@carmine falcon @acoustic dune
I thought the top picks were tac, heavy, and bul
Like that's as best in slot as you get for the hardest content
Hey there folks - missed a couple of months. Is the dueling sword still the mighty holy pointy stick or did they nerf it / buff other weapons? The emperor protects
i mean it's hard to pick out the best classes
heavy still has insane dps while keeping some ranged survivability
assault can stun bosses out of combos
and phase changes (hive tyrant)
sniper is sniper
Heavy has great TTK. Tactical is good. I would put tact as A tier. S tier is bulwark and VG. A tier is heavy, assault, sniper and tactical
But all the classes are A-S tier so can’t go wrong
And pumps dmg too. I average about 38-45k dmg every game now in pubs
And usually solo carry
absolute aura
everyone left
@frosty herald i might be doing udra rq in a bit for a quick a rank
Actually I enjoy playing tactical
But that seems to be a most picked in the lobbies I join
So sniper is a back up
oh my god

the discord e kittens gonna be over using this
no
looks like is being rolled out so i dont have it yet
Neither do I
Unfort
Makes me wonder how much money they're pulling on just the profile stuff
nvm
I mean at least your name is customized
My discord is literally just the basic discord profile with a different pfp

Also it looks good in my opinon
you already could do that if you using different fonts and apply on discord lmao
dude is that lucio
Yes
I thought the same thing
peak
My pfp is just Lucio
Valid
Where the hell you seein that
I fooking wish
Thank you
i just restarted my discord
damn bro
Ooh new zealot chatters
this is kinda gas
e-boys and ekittens gonna see this as a win
W h e e z e
I have no clue who lucio is <.<'
You got a problem with that 
Hello newcomers!
@normal shell change your font kitten
overwatxh character 😭
Oh
UWU
I have as much of a problem with that as I do with my problem of waking up every day
aka... it depends

I don't really care what people's pfps are tbh <.<
I see. It's okay friend. Life may be hard. But there are plenty of reason to smile and life will turn around
I vaguely pay attention to pfp
Froge
brazy frog
Huh? I like my life aside from my adhd >.>'
frog
I pay attention because if they have an animal they are based
Tbh it’s more so that pfps become background noise to me
truth nuke
I misunderstood this then 
It's all fun and games til the femboy pfp people talking to us some balding 30 yr old bus driver from Conneticut
I word things in a stupid way sometimes x.x
aura tbh
And interpret things wrong sometimes dw
Bios on the other hand


I love reading bios
daughter's
omG
vrchat daugthers

Oh that’s strictly PC
buh
Kinda forgot about that
I’m dying rn
Beta feature
nitro users also get it earlier
This reads like something from early 2000s myspace

I love wasting money
paying for discord in the big 25
Hold on
so sick
Are you a console player
No
frogs are gud
I’m on mobile atm

I used to not know... then yog showed me the light
Sad that this is no longer animated
I aint paying if I use the orbs (useless waste but I only go for bigger file size upload)
It used to slap its own ass
orbs
embed failure 💔
No you need red for gifs to work
how do I become red
talk
Just talk more @dreamy coral and then you can do gifs
Yes
Just cover yourself in the blood of heretics
I love zealot chat but sometimes it feels like I very frequently have difficulty being noticed in conversations lol
gotta ask more dumb questions so I can get my level up
Tysm lol
Or bacon, like me
just lock in bro
Idfk what to talk about
Lmao np
red already lol
woah
I try 
I feel out of place
It watched it happen in real time as well lol
what the fuck it just happened like that
Okay okay tbh. We barely talk about zealot. It's not required here. Like the chat is 80% other stuff 20% zealot
like a light switch
Post shrimps
Just talk about whatever
This is the zealot chat, everything can be discussed without any consequences
zealot chat actually very rarely talks about zealot
Just don’t talk about smut probably
20% zealot
here's something zealot related
That’s a given
You're like the 5th person I've seen turn red after talking about turning red
It's funny
Idk about that. The chat talks about Yuri and femboys pretty frequently (I AM JOKING AS LONG AS ITS NOT EXPLICIT NSFW YOU ARE FINE)
willing it into existence
Looked like her shoes fell off at first
No I know 
hideo Kojima didnt make darktide
otherwise they wouldve
Yeah but ogryn has some barefoot cosmetics. I think hideo was at least consulted
I remember when shirtless was a thing
Notice how even after zealot rework, this chat won't talk about the class still
And now bare chest cosmetic coming
That’s valid asf (I’m so high rn it legit took me 3 mins just looking into the bays to try and figure out a reply)
dude I didnt even play pre rework 😭
LMAO. THAT'S ALSO A FREQUENT THING SOMETIMES IN THIS SERVER
Then hey! You escaped The Build™️
Meanwhile I've been darktiding since november of 22 >.>
I wish I found this game sooner tbh but idk shit about warhammer
@frosty herald Is there no way to parry the whip tyranid's third hit?
Ive been darktiding for a while though there was a large break between when I first got it
there is
2024 since that's when it came out on ps
but you have to be precise and quick
what the fuck is a whip tyranid
You don’t need to know about warhammer to enjoy dtide thankfully, but I find it can help with becoming further interested in the setting
Bruh I’m lonely on darktide.. I legit have 59 friend quests pending rn 😭
basically we are killing people who eat poop
type shit
bug.exe
Dead ass hit the block button when he pulls the whip back after the second swing
Still get hit
Lmao
The timing is so weird
its iffy
lock in
The tide games are awesome. And if you want to get more into the warhammer universe. Rogue trader helps with that. As someone who onky played vermintide and darktide, it helped a lot.
you have to block the second hit or you cant block the third and 4th
or its an extremely thight window
same
Yeah
Nobody wanna spend no damn money on no elf figurines
Darktide is a pretty good introduction to 40k, same with the Mechanicus game if you like turn-based games
hopefully the black templar cosmetic pack will let us make an emperors champion

its definitely put me on to the lore a lot better than other sources
Yes
W o w z a
rogue trader is a good lore introduction even for nicher things like halo devices
Kinda ironic given how little is explicitly explained about the setting and storyline in darktide
But I suppose you could also make the argument that it’s kind of a good thing? With how much people complain about warhammer 40k being ruined with new lore and retcons, fantasy is basically in stasis
Can't even catch the rare pokemans when there's that many lol
Does it encapsulate everything? No, but does it help with the understanding of some of it and give a good basis. Yes
It won’t change, the parts we enjoy will be like that forever
But aos doesn’t hit the same
tfw Cole is a common
just the game being associated with it really helped, because I wanna learn about the classes and possible future classes
no 40k game can ever include the entire scope of the media
We should talk about the chaplain getting freaky with it
You wake up, everyone in power hates you and berates you, and the premise is you're basically a sales associate on black friday where the customers don't bathe
he lowkey hit that
It melds well with the average working man
Oh 1000% yeah, but RT does a lot more than the others
and its PEAK
I still don’t know wtf to talk about. I’m laying here high and lowkey almost dropped it on my face
possible future classes are aeldari corsair kroot mercenary or techpriest
Okay but what about when I boot up darktide?
the internal name for the second class out of the third is broker
nah bro trust, ratling will show up 😢
It gives you a grounded view of what the setting can be like without the stupid macho man-ism that Space Marine does
aeldari are following the mourningstar
and kroot mercenary is solely speculation because arbites dropped around the same time as lex imperialis
The intro to darktide is dead ass just a chairman of the company being mad the other chairmen of said company are pushing them around
and the kroot in dark heresy seems to be used in its marketing material
And how you as a sales associate are stuck in the middle of the fuckery of office politics
I forgot to say tablet, that’s sad
What do you draw?
God I hope that's not the basis of why we get the classes that we do
That would really, really suck
ratlings wont be a class because fatshark doesnt want to do another bardin perspective
only speculation
but its a possibility
Yeah but still
Rusted leggy bird, bro i keep finding you on insta
We need throwable little people
A possibility I shall mald about
woe ganger upon you
I literally can't share the videos because the sound will make people go deaf
I draw anime type things and animals, I’m wanting to become a tattoo artist… so I gotta work on my anatomy and proportions 💀 ksjdjdjrje it’s still hard to draw hands
also people suggesting races like felinids and beastmen will not be its own class because theyre just an abhuman strain
I'm coping by remembering that "broker" keyword existed before arbites...
Don’t some people think swagger is an aeldari lmao
Sheeeit how much is it gonna run me for you to tat a skeleton hand on my hand
They're on some eugenics shit
Lowkey
they arent an unique ones like aeldari or kroot or navigator
Oh sick! Yeah I have to do basic drawings for my Gen Ed class. If you ever want I can share what I have done so you can remind yourself how good you are at it. Also for a good laugh
swagger is a void
who is bardin and why do I keep hearing about bro
Beastman maybe, what would even be the lore reason why they add cat people to the game
to satisfy someones urges
vermintide dwarf
Bardin is the dwarf from vermintide
I dunno what he's going through, but I can relate.
the rejects wanted kitty people
Dew it
Grendyl's Diversification Program
darktide diversity hires
The felinid class is a copy paste of veteran in every way but fur
Ngl I'd kill to see it implemented to just see the absolute shitfest that would create.
I still need to fix my drawings .. there really sketchy looking. So Idfk when imma do tats lol
Letting me down already bruhhhhhhh
It’s hard to think of classes that wouldn’t be rehashes of what we already have
Daaaaamn
Easy
Guardsman with a rotary grenade launcher
I just want a tech adept
Same talent tree
a more support oriented class
- tech adept
- skiitari
- mechanicus
- mechanicus
- mechanicus
Same
It takes patience- i swwy
There's five for you
support oriented class would be nice, thats how I prefer to play anyways
that or a class that specializes in weapons that act like the rapier in VT
Skitarii would be a rehash of vet prolly
support zealot 😭
with a shoot special
I mean if we're being 100, the only unique thing they can add would be a full on dedicated medic/healer type
I would like that
And that shit would absolutely destroy game balance
god please tech adept would be so cool
theyre adding fucking mercy overwatch to darktide
Mechanicus??
Sold
Nice
tech adept would be the most likely since its the most wanted
Support the team by launching a preemptive strike on the daemonhost
I said medic not grave robber
One of the most customizable factions lorewise wouldn't add anything new???
unfortunately I already do this for fun
Take one for the team 
true but they could make it so it doesn't rely on golden Tness, like dmg boosts/atk speed/and actual healing nothing with toughness
arbites was pushed forward in the pipeline solely because GW did a big arbites marketing push
I will be 1v1ing the daemonhost, and if I lose I lose
namely new killteam the tithes lex imperialis
ngl we're not getting a xeno class
Honestly I fuck with the idea of a class being full support by building into the stimms concept
im sticking with the concept
My only other guess would be like voidsman or some other mourningstar crew off the broker code name.
aeldari would fit
mutant class
DID I HEAR GRAVE ROBBER!?!?!?!

You're not getting the big tiddy goth elf girl mang
burgle class
It ain't for us
bro what the hell
have you seen aeldari?
there aint nothing there
Still thinking about the guy I saw running the one tap build on zealot, failed to one tap daemonhost, and then ate shit so badly they died to to it and ragequit
The aeldari don't like me
Have you seen Guilliman's girlfriend
Even though I was friend

They don't like forge
honestly funny as fuck
zealot 1 tap build is the most fun ive had recently
..one time I was playing darktide and I noticed the Dhost, so I tried to avoid him because I had no shield or anything to protect my ass. Then literally out of no where, hearing no yell of it, a damn mutant grabs me. And yeets me to the host.
He didn't rage quit, bro slammed his monitor so hard that shit just went through the desk
That was just fate
darktide meetcute:
Oh yeah I was laughing my ass off at that. Because even if you mess up the one tap, you can absolutely still recover from that.
You do crazy damage out put just from thrust blessing alone
All you heard in the distance
I mean at least it's not as bad as my friend who was sneaking, but the clap of his a** cheeks alerted a demon host twice
THE DISRESPECT
water
💀💀
He a pussy I accidentally wake the host and then I break his ankles weaving his bitchass
Haven't died in the last 10 times I've accidentally woken it
Dayum.. gotta do him like that
vro is so majestic with it
Real talk tho, we should petition for pysker to get a wave cap and du rag cosmetic
I'd buy
I know you'd buy it
phew
Petition zealot to get frogs
Iain buying shit
tertum cant handle a white boy getting it on
I had a sniper jumpscare while i was doing this once and nailed me right after the first hit so the dh woke and instantly killed me 
I know your pockets weak
Don't gotta attack like that
Yeah and
O o f
The only microtransactions I take part in is when there's tits involved
Question, what animals do you draw?
real shit
awful luck too
we only got 1/2 rocks and 2/3 frogs
He ran away like 3 times
My friend carted twice
ez.....
I'll probably be free
Can't bait me
Eerrmm- I draw a lot of dogs and cats mainly.. or some hybrid type thing
does wilds run better now
funny thing actualy
Oh wait that is sick
kept getting these weird stutters during hunts
putting raytracing on medium increased my performance
That sounds pretty awesome
weird
delete your shader cache
They're in guard regiments again after 9th edition
wilds is coded by a madman
i did a full reinstall do i still have to do dat
probably not
werent they all exterminated for being too deviated from the human form?
give it some time then
lmao
depends on the area like every abhuman
They had to focus on the jiggle physics. I know my friend gets distracted by them
nah i haven't played for the past few TUs
I could show you some of my art..
i'll see if it's any better now
I got the perfect game for you
Oh only if you want to! No pressure
the new harvest chest
but they were apart of the imperial army before it was turned into the guard and now they're back in the guard after the rift opened
yeah the new set with da boob job
my specs are fine, it was just a weird shader problem i think? the stutters usually only started when new effects were being rendered
that's normal
I know our gaming community sadly 
it does it once
plus not like it matters anymore anyway since we have fuckig unsactioned psykers pissing warp everywhere already
I almost said something off the cuff
But spit your shit brother
i get slight drops with some extreme weather/monster combos but i never stutter
lots of sexy skins but id say its done tastefully in marvel rivals
I could literally tell if people are gooners if they have skins for characters they don't play
Catgirls in darktide hell yeah
Catgirls is a gradient
Kinda agree kinda don't. Some are....bad...like psylocke summer skin 
And I knew 2 people who had the skin and they don't play hwr
the darktide reddit makes me angry
still pretty tasteful
I would buy a maid dress for ogryn if they put it out
its not like shes disproportionate
I bet they smell like unwashed ass cheeks on a hot summer day
like wet dog
wasnt savant on a ship after being kicked out of the enforcers?
You sniffing goats mr
fuck it new class will be a world eater

I grew up on a dairy farm big dog
yeah they were using them unofficially
they don't have the authority to sanction pyskers
Just randomly hear "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" during random intervals of the mission
And it's just some dude punching a barrel
lovely.
It's not a bad skin, but some of them they knew what they were doing
yeah savant seems the most reasonable psyker we have atm
New class is Chocola from nekopara
Hold on a damn second
Since when could vet get blacked out eyes
new class is the satisfactory pioneer
new class is me
sanctioned psykers are specifically psykers trained by the astra telepathica and have to go through a ritual to make sure they're harder to posses
NON of the psykers in darktide are sanctioned
new class is a venomcrawler specifically from nurgles
Wrong
walking nuclear bomb
New class is fucking doomguy
one bad day and a warp rift opens
It's gonna be a janitor they found locked in some utility closet
yeah our psykers are stable but they don't have any of the protection a sanctioned one has
Master chief, mind telling me what you're doing on Atoma?
Got that already
cant wait for them to add space marines
10 billion cosmetic recolors
infinite money
take every possible space marine 2 cosmetic + color + emblem combo
sell them as separate skins
Inquisitorial Crusader is my dream that'll pretty much never fuckin happen
but would be cool to see in DT
New class is artillery witch
capcom must be absolutely cooking
cause wilds is having quite a short title update cycle
new class is baby yoda
Honestly he's rocking most of the cosmetics we have in game
Minus the coat
New class is ogryn but lobotomized
Ok that would go very hard
Gore would be a great fight if I could fucking see
its funny that darktide gets greatswords before sm2
iceshard cliffs my beloved
30 minutes of suffocating in the fuckers fur
fighting the highest health and damage monster in thight corridors
Dead ass surprised there's no psyker SM in SM2
if he cant see why should you
Outside of sorcerererererers
i guess well get apocethary next
only techmarine was mentioned by name in the story
My favorite fight still gotta be ebony odo in world
some mix-matched version of them, indeed
librarian would be difficult to do
And we also have two classes they can be for as well
New class is Tarnished
Bulwark and assault
(yes grey knights have a book which contains the true name of daemons)
if you say their name theyll be banished
hazbin hotel type shit dialogue
SPEAKING OF
I hope they add some dual wield weapons
Dual chaxes would go so incredibly hard
I saw that shit on Insta
It's gonna be furfest all over again
I'd like to say I'm a very open minded and accepting person
But bruh
roleplay infighting lololol
why I never get this shit in my time playing vrchat
thats going to suck for the venue holders
thousands of band kids
I wanna engage to some freakouts
Stay your ass at home Diddy
Oh wait
You said freakouts...
dont think anyone at that event is going to be over the age of 20 lets be real here
giant fuckoff ship that will ram you
Thank you, I didn't wanna use my ear drums anyway
kinda want valstrax in wilds now
that's what I've been saying since launch
My friend wants bracy
🤣
you'd rather see Vin in short shorts right?
I wish mark Wahlberg was on the plane so he could have stopped 9/11
you mean khezu
I wish frogman was on the plane he would have stopped them all
I'd rather be blind if both were my options
If Vin and the pink furry thing were both wearing short shorts who would you face
I want a darktide mod where we can have everyone in zealot chat on one game
Face as in fight?
I'm not fighting a dude who's like 6'93
@normal shell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzDmRlkwN6Y
they need to put more of my people in anime
I found this random compilation of clips from the English dub of the You're Under Arrest OVA on Tumblr, and I figured I'd show you guys it as a demonstration of the VO cadence in North Carolina. It's actually very much in line with the NYC VO scene and the NorCal VO scene. I'll be honest, it's some really good voice acting. Though, I wish more a...
Face as in face contact with the short shorts
More like where are ya sticking your face
Between the cheeks
frogman has more important business than saving human lives
https://fxtwitter.com/Awk20000/status/1983353898195886439 huh buying a physical robot and still pay monthly?
You can now order NEO Home Robot for $499 a month or a $20,000 one time purchase
︀︀
︀︀Ships 2026
You need to be thrown into boiling fish fry
And never pulled out
prefferably village khezu
You need to answer
Otherwise I assume you want to motorboat both
Saving frogs
people are really upset about the color selection
why the FUCK are they using a bill withers song
this is BULLSHIT
neo seems chill
This is true.
Imagine being filtered by a weaker then Low Rank Khezu and ragequiting.
Clip by booltv: https://www.twitch.tv/heyzeusherestoast/clip/PrettyModernBeefSwiftRage-wC2OKaPjzdWJgUX9
still one of the funniest monster hunter related vids
bro is NOT making it into master rank
also 30 minutes on village aknosom
So both?
Neither
Incompatible answer
Fatty
Being fat in olden times was a sign of wealth
Fatty
why are they measuring weight in pounds
are they british
Not my fault you build like worn down chopsticks
215
I'm actually kinda getting fat
I used to be built like spool of wire but now I have a girlfriend who cooks and a job where I sit on my ass
This reminds me of the "Why didn't batman call the justice league? Is he stupid?"
new class is a nargacuga
Ask her what she cooking us tonight
btw moonquake is in wilds
She's cooking me spaghetti bolognese you can have the floor dirt if you're lucky
See this is why I don't visit y'all for the hollidays
Y'aint shit
https://youtu.be/7ASQx4ioLTE?si=dgN9wIa_asb0gE0F&t=329 how it feels to join an instance and already met with angry people
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Chapters:
0:00 - 4:21 - Stop Stalking Him
4:22 - 5:28 - Raycon Sponsor
5:29 - 6:40 - Angry Girl
6:41 - 9:14 - Parents Call Cops
9:15 - 11:32 - Old Friends
11:33 - 16:08 - Craziest Guy On VR
more vr chat
Dead ass I don't think I'd make it in vrchat
I can't take no fox person wearing a collar serious
Neither can I take a mini bird person serious
i cant take any vrc user serious
Based
vr chat lapdance is probably some grown ass dude infront of you
how did we get to a lapdance
You say as I see my friend like to dance a lot when drunk
bruh
The realest one was that cardboard cutout of NBA youngboy
In a ocean of furries
This man stands out by being a still image

Why cant december come any closer so I get my entire VR set to do the funniest shit
more vr chat
thanks to
@SynisterTrolls for footage
@r0arofficialvr for help
bros talking about proximity chat like hes king von
You should watch CloudzTrolls new video
Because holy shit the sort of people in that video makes me wanna kms
VRmother with underaged kids acting as vr daughters 
I hate family visiting during the holidays like bro leave me tf alone

mfw when the vr daughter starts to have an attention seeking panick attack and forgets to take off the headset
"Forgets"
No they leave it on because if they took it off how would they know if they were getting the attention
There are so many things that genuinely make me wonder how these people lack any sense of self awareness
LMAO
If someone is having a panic attack in vr the first thing they do is rip off the fuckin headset
i am so glad i am never reaching that level of mentality
people that get phantom sense on playing desktop
You don't forget about the chunk of plastic taped to your head

what about that plank game
you ever tried that
what game?
Catch me in vr with a long stick poking at everyone's faces
"i will shit in your fucking eyeballs"
Genuinely, if I ever have kids in the future, I don’t think I will give them internet access (or at least unsupervised access) until they’re 13
Iain ever having kids
If you get one play pistol whip it's so peak
keep them in the basement and tell them that sun is a deadly laser
LMAO
My rules are simple when you're in my crib
Don't look at shit
Don't touch shit
Don't think about touching shit
I have a vr headset that I don’t get to use often, but when I do I just play like, h3vr
Homeschool them and just teach them everything comically wrong like hold up an apple and like "this is a banana and it's purple"
we putting you into lethal vr next time
Damn
Lethal company?
Oh god
I'm thinking about how if I visit you I'm gonna be touching all your shit
Yeah there's a mod for it
I'm gonna be getting snug as a bug in a rug in your bed n shit
Ok this is going to be a whimpy thing to ask, but
You see I have this modern device called a peeper
But can you shit the shit?
Is there accessibility options for it
im jk
Open all your cabinets n rearrange your cutlery drawer
Depends on the weather
Not sure
I get motion sick if I can’t teleport locomotion
Wait you do have vr?
We got some cool knives
Gotta lick all the silverware and put it back
What headset
Asses
BEaten
Full stop
I'm sending you to the ancestors if you lick my silverware
Ahh my friend also does
Im in ur base lickin ur forks
I’ve had it before i went to college
new world wont get any more content btw
Word? Lemme peep
I am going for quest 3s
They're sunsetting the game next year I've seen.
I don't intend to play too much weekly maybe besides on weekend
So that fucking sucks if you invested money in that game
But
It's live service
You knew what you were buying into
amazon laying off people
I’d like to upgrade to a valve index
wouldnt be surprised if the gaming division is getting canned
But money is tight working part time
Pull out all the towels and rub em on my balls n fold them back up n put em away
like in monster hunter
Shame on you
That's not me
That's my friend who's a furry
At least it ain't 50K hours on vrchat
Idk how a mf gets that many hours in anything
I always see the notification pop up
I religiously played siege for like 5 years and got to 400
You gotta start bathing
I haven't played it in another 5 years dw boss
