#zealot-class
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bro got you blocked
I need the new darktide class
Probably not tbh
blocked
š
all 8 of us broke up with knify after 1 game of lethal
I SAID I WAS SORRY
you're a terrorist
his chars name is lamoa lover bro
i didnt meant to explode @carmine lance
the kind of man he is is obvious
always has been
I briefed you twice and you still did it
have you seen his discord username lol
i thought you said next round
darktide player tries to think and dies š
@solar gorge https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSyRRRgbh/
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friend!
Well I have broken 100 hours in this game in about 3 weeks
i don't think that's a wolf fact
a guy just sat in the shock grenade
while i was bannered
what
weekly
me
blud forgot to not take damage
and just sat in his own shock grenade
bc i banner there to get heals
I always queue stratagems and forget to actually check the modifiers
@copper hawk
it is.
y'all ever think they should start training monkeys
like for actual jobs
they'd be good door dashers
Yeah but why the fuck would he stick his hand in it to prove the locks work
what else was he supposed to stick in there
it is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed
how to unstick cylinder
This is America
Oh yeah.
zoinks.
I'm gonna try and build a vet build. I want to play him more.
but I dont want gold toughness..feels way too much like a crutch.
How is weapon specialist
BIS for like 95% of weapons
Best in slot
MMF is only really meaningful for helbore
Its cool with Agri CS too tbh
FT is overkill for 99% of content
and WS pathing is best since all of the OP talents are right there
this is vet build tm
circle is weapon dependent
iirc this is 27 points
I run basically that with trench instead of field improv
Toughness node in WS pathing
And uhhh, toughness into og damage
what's field improvement again
medkit regen health faster and corrption, ammo refresh nades
its that or serrated
and serrated only works on like 3 melees
shovel knife (with uncanny) and Psword
taxe too I guess
I hate ainz
Ainz one of the only people I trust builds from ngl
ainz helped me deliver my firstborn
Do you have the cure to cancer
uninstall LoL
@upbeat gazelle
"hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you š sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx"
I love leaving this on people's steam account
on one of my friends account
give me a second
3 times
it literallt says 8 secs..
idk why but the random + rep from russia got me laughing
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
hahaha
there's like 10 more pages worth of those
50% TDR when above 75% toughness
what does that mean again
Toughness Damage Reduction
ok
fatshark wording moment
This is too much or no
yeah Idk why they dont just fucking say that
too much imo, I take 1 toughness regen on top, and 1 at bottom (keystyone)
or 2 at the top
but up to you
I only run out for blood on plasma tbh
I really like ET tho fwiw
ET+OFB on plasma is quite funny as well
You think running Punishment would be worth it to keep all the Crushers/Bulwarks staggered?
is focus target good, is 20% damage that significant...but I guess that means 100%+ damage in total against marked enemies.
and 30 if I get the one below it
It happens in every channel tbh
No
(Last 2 games I played bot lane my support never went to said lane)
Darkwood 2
dark tide 2
Tbh uninstalling league was genuinely better for me as a person
My life actually got markedly better
Tru
yk the law of equivalent exchange
if you uninstall league
means someone else gets it on their pc
Someone wants to die fast
That's almost half a pack
10 dollars per session
What is serious?
Aga
So true
sorry
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Hold you where?
Get your hands off my penis
Why would you go for that first
balls too small
It's just my pinky finger but ok
They say I got testicular cancer the way my sack grow
Where's that one picture
The drawing
Is she supposed to be the one in that drawing
Wha blessings for thammer
Any of you magnificent meme lords play rogue trader on PC?
What blessings for thammer
Didn't they JUST get a new update
Head taker and thrust
@ornate bone who is that
Bet
I could also swear that they tried to make to 2.0 or something by also changing name
O
do you know what strength does
Kinda like cleave no
90% of zealot chat
?
+str increases dmg, cleave & stagger in 1-to-1 ratio, stacks additively with itself, but is considered as a separate multiplicative step from +dmg in terms of total dmg calculation.
+1% str = +1% dmg, +1% clv and +1% stagger.
so most of the time its best in slot for blessings
headtaker and thrust are both strength
Bet thanks
for any terminology like cleave, impact, etc I would highly recommend hammer of the emperor in vet chat pins
because bath.rawr explains it really well
You need that Thrust action. Especially if you want to reliably take out crushers, maulers and bulwarks
Amazon is cutting 30 thousand fucking jobs so the new world devs are probably included
Which, imo, what running the thammer is all about
Especially with the new buffs to crusher HP. Even with FOTF and thrust, you sometimes take 2 hits to kill a crusher if you donāt have enough time to let thrust charge up
theres another razmirth
Yes, I deleted my old profile that Iāve had for years and made a new one.
Just felt like starting over.
you killed someone.
you replaced him!!!!
Hope them folks atleast get a severance
a visitor...
But knowing ole Jeff I doubt that shit gonna happen

In a Way, yes. Too many old friends/bad memories attached to the old profile. Long story, but yeah, it was time for a new start!
the swagger of roblox man face
boondocks season 3 episode 1
<@&735928989146939404>
Bet money itās some dude posting malware or some shit to grab your account
Booted
bot moment
it was one of those fake free money scams so probably
thanks skele
who falls for these man
its 4 pics so it was probably a scam
I see that one often
its like download/visit website
put in code
and money in bank account
The dude had a ww2 german soldier as his pfp
I think that says enough about their intelligence
probably account got stolen
yea
Gock to understand
Hanz...
Lmao my friend got their account hacked by one of these the other day
Flammenwerfer..
she flammen on my werfer
Die Katze
Strudel
Du hast misch
The constant random messages and friend request that come from people Iāve never met in servers I donāt even talk in
Shit gets a instant block
mein herz in flammen..
Ćhe flammen on my werfer til I bring hanz?
I get those too
Ć is this thorn
I love random adds
is german real
I accept them and then say "if this is not a scam, I'm not interested"
I got a message from a steam friend I haven't said a word to in the last 6 years asking for all of my trading cards
hes a fake friend
say the word c*mmision you'll get like 10 DMS a day
I went "sure you can pick through and have all my dupes" and they put in the trade offer for all of them like fuck off I'm not picking through it all for the dupes eat shit lost card privileges with that
cause its an instant give away
till i blitz her krieg
Man I been thinking a lot lately to commission artists on discord about my furry character
I hope some artists get to message me first
I can draw your character for your soul
or any soul really im not picky
I've only ever gotten one commission and it was for Texas from arknights in a cute knit sweater
You do character art?
I have ms paint installed so yes
Uh oh you're gonna get everyone asking for handouts bro
Must commissioned for the cat boy character for sure
You can't fool me like that
Can you do me a full body colour piece of 2B I don't have a job though but I'll use it for my Twitter banner so you'll get lots of exposure (I have 7 followers)
ok thanks I can have exposure for lunch and dinner š
Which way western man

Legitimately speaking, careful on this one.
plant scum your photosynthetic kind needs to be hit with the grass killer
The select few that ever came to me about that were usually frauds lol
legitimately squeaking
you cannot escape me I am the cornerstone of your entire civilization
Swagetimately clamming
Hey
metro my beloved
We donāt bad mouth Joel in this house
naah
who CARES boot up the halo ring and kill the flood type shit
Maybe if he didn't get golfed on
we hoping and being a good ruski in this chat
I would've survived that
That was just bad writing
That shit legit made no sense
Why did ellie let her go that's what made no sense
Itās suppose to be a commentary about how the cycle of revenge is pointless
But itās done in such a dumb way
she felt like she owe it to Joel to kill Abby
Spent the whole time feral like me when I get you I'm gonna fucking get you me when I fucking GET YOU and then nothing
Like hey let me abandon my wife and kid to go kill someone thatās already dying
even though she just helped the 2 against being tortured
And then pussy out at the end as if she didn't kill 400 guys to get there anyway
Joelās a full on dumb ass tho
I mean she spent some of that time processing since she knew what joel did for her and she also saw how abby was tortured and protecting someone else at the end and etc
wait, we actually talking about the LOU2 plot? 
lets also remember shes like a young adult still haha
I think people like joel too much to remember how much of a scumbag he is to other character
and ellie realizes that eventually too despite loving him
Like bro killed the leader of a resistance cell, why the fuck would someone that killed a figure head of any faction just openly admit to strangers who they are when this person youāve never met before knows your face and name
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Gamers when the guy in the apocalypse doesn't trust other people (historically you get killed and/or robbed when you associate with people in the apocalypse)
that lesbian baby did look like a potato though
cute potato :3
I disagree babies are anything but
you will play as him in the last of us 3
he will invent the plants
Honestly they should chalk that shit
like the peashooter
I always found this strange about how people associate automatically that a post apocalyptic setting = absolute anarchy
the chomper
what?
That game
Generally how it goes
?????
this reddit is absoulty cursed dont tell me you agree with it? š
aaaa the game
Have you not seen hurricane Katrina?
everyone just lost the game.....
Just delete the entire game tbh, scrub it from the records
The story behind that game was absolute dog shit
chat bg3 fanart idea
only the bottom head is severed and the top is a durge
That game shoulda been left in the drafts
it's literally people complaining about Bella Ramsey for 5 years straight
I cast manual breathing, manual blinking, you can feel your tongue and toes
the gameplay is mint could not give less of a shit about the story
I donāt know who the hell that is
def not dogshit even if the plot has a few contrivances to set up the start
The chick that plays the chick in the last of us.
It really is tho
shes ellie right
Yeah!
Like the entire game woulda just not happened if Joel didnāt forget heās one of the most hunted people for killing a factionās leader
yeah this is a weird take, LOU2 was good from a writing standpoint
just that the fucking meltdown g*mers had with it made it seem like it was significantly worse than it actually
Bf6 is peak.
I just know people kept calling her ugly and that was the most mean spirited shit said about her lol
the actress for the show who plays Abby
you dont see this types of comments directed at dudes
people dont care that theyre insulting a literal child
because they are g*mers
the double standards when it comes to how accurate a character looks is fucking disgusting
wait shes 22
Whoās the child?
nvm
what about adam driver
Well yeah I tend to insult children more
i think its super creepy that they want to make her "hotter"
š
yea
man, what the fuck are hygiene products scented like anymore
Thereās nothing wrong with her tho
I mean she has a big ass forehead but sheās fine being Ellie
to the LOU fanbase, apperently she is the anti christ š
Cool sport, black carbon, seven winds of Ra
dunno why people are talking about TLOU or BF6 when Heavy Rain is a true innovator and masterpiece of gaming that has never seen its like since https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMCmZ0RQuLU
Muxed audio from one of my old old old streams and this video.
Hope you enjoy it. And hope Google/Youtube doesn't freak out.
Original here, go pay him a visit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-L-G1q_0L8
like I hate gaming community as a whole
just went into the bathroom to wash my hands, and the entire bathroom smelled like ammonia; like it had been flooded with piss. Person at the sink who had just gotten out of the shower smelled of it the strongest
women have an unreasonably higher expectations than the men and I hate the treatment they get

I think he was meant to have softened up from his time in wonderland with ellie and all the folks but even without that it's not an entire story ruiner it just could've used a better setup
uuuh Until Dawn?
u forgot Killer Bean smh
idk what that is
I personally go for female-aimed products, because they have accurate smells and smell good, I come outta the shower smelling like milk & honey and orange
Exactly, like I full on expected Joel to die
tbf I just wanted to link the QTE fail clip
it's very funny
see that's fair
nah u dont get it, it's hard being a man
I hold the door open for a FEMALE and she doesn't have sex with me š
only good thing about Heavy Rain ngl lmao
what about the shaun glitch
my life is about to become so epic hax0r that even domo might visit, because i'll be arc raiding
Any sensible person shoulda expected Joel to die in the sequel, but bro coulda died in a bit less of a āI eat glueā manner
marathon is so ass you have no idea
Ah you see that's where you fucked up, you gotta bow and say "after you milady" and then she splooshes
thank god, I want Bungie to die
or they have smykers
Hollywood is a cesspool. Considering thereās been multiple allegations involving underage actors, children etc over the last 20-30 years that have never come to light (except one or two people who took the fall for probably hundreds) should be enough for anyone to see the writing on the wall.
Any child that ends up in acting and pursues a career all end up messed. And any of them that attempt to speak out end up being labeled by the media as insane.
Least garbage randoms
I actually have some idea because I think almost zero neurons fire in my head when I think of marathon (game)
I have to remind myself what it is sometimes
One time I spawned in between 2 bursters and then immediately got eaten by a burgle
I already knew this, but I was tlaking about how the fanbase wants her to look hotter, not the employers in Hollywood
Heck, both are just as bad.
I spawned into a match already cornered by firebomber spam
it fucking blows dude it's like apex legends made by people who hate having fun
I canāt wait for Bungie to die I hate them so much
To be honest in real life they are attracted to you more if you piss them off. I picked more people by being an ass than being sweet
wait Apex is fun?
Iād like to end my Tuesday work shift on a positive, Iāll abstain from Reddit for tonight
But thanks š

This game feels like a fever dream to me.
I remember playing it and thinking it was groundbreaking at the time
nah, have you played DETROIT
š
guys guys
I have an idea
I have not actually.
āSHAUN!!! SHUAN!!!??!ā
we make robots the metaphor for black people in the civil rights movement? š¤Æ
but we completly whitewash it into oblivion
SHAUN
part 2 is not canon š
yeah but the flags are holograms and did you think about that the flags are holograms and connor is funny!!!!!!
insert Ghandi quote here
jesse what the fuck are you talking about

10/10 amazing storyline
28 stab wounds..
96?
you dont wanna talk HUH
"why didn't you shoot the robot"
idk
Detroit to me is like what a white guy who read from an elementary school textbook about the civil rights movement
It's soo empty and hollow
I'm getting American McGee vibes here
You know, the voice actress for Emily is the same actress in the show superstore! Sheās a legend
i prefer much deeper social nuance from my media like Joker
I dont trust male targeted shampoo products 
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we live in a
Does let the guy heās pressing combust or some shit cause of stress
the yellow king?
wrong yellow king
EVERY MATCH IS SMYKERS AND RUMBLER OGRYNS I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY
feah and hungah
speed running event?
Ngl I thought you were referencing the guy from dayz
idk ive never played dayz
No I just want to play auric maelstrom and not have it be turned piss easy
the yellow king...
piss king
we have lost him in old Carcosa..
He rules in the shining city
Anor londo
Ugh. Even saying speed running sets my teeth on edge. Iāve had a lot of matches recently with players who just seem to wanna hold down W the whole match, never stop for anything or anyone. Just keep running. Thatāll make it all better
I donāt speak French
Enir-Illim
That sounds like a pc part
dell doesnt make pc parts they make pcs
you know who else makes pc parts
I farted

Congratulations, fellow Mammal!
You have joined the illustrious ranks of the elite
I only rush ahead when I'm bored and everything dies before I can look at it
YeaAaaahhhHhh boooooiiiiyy 
this is me when i am going to explode
please dont explode
happens to the best of us
Sorry was me
Saw a 5-in-1 this morning called "black carbon"

no more scatposting
No more small pink dogs reacting to septic tank diving
Reggie fuckin' Ledoux
What about a large red dog
I believe it would be unfazed
So I decided to look through all the class chats....
Why am I not suprised zealots are the only ones wildin out
Oh wait it's fyre, you're back
Everyone else is just boring and cringe
@delicate shadow can we pin this
Aquila ban fyre again it'd be so fucking funny
Inside a zealots brain 24/7?
Quick paw did dat
Clearly if heās here
Real shit
Bro musta saw the other chats being as dry as the Nevada desert
Iāll email him about it
Fuckin nerds out there talking about the game
What the fuck do they think this place is
I think it was Ex who said it best
do it via carrier pigeon
Most of the chats are people who ask a few questions then dip
This chat probably has the most consistent people here
Zelchat is the hangout spot, we sit behind the gymnasium and smoke cigarettes here
Even people who donāt main zealot come here
@unreal hull what are you seeking little chuddie
I figure only half the people here actually main zealot
I have wisdom
We should keep a Talley board up for the people who come in mentioning how this place isnāt the same as the others
Should damn weāll be around 100+ at this point
we oughta turn them into khaby lame mechanisms ON GOD

Chill peeps to play with if I'm being honest. I have over 3k hours in virmintide and like 95% are solo private que don't want to end upnthe same on here
The mechanicus really turned my mans into a doohicky
What region r u
Nasa
Count me out
Fair
Bro playing on mars
Close enough tbh
That internet must be immaculate
with the argent energy the latency is not even that bad with earth servers
north africa?
@void bison
Wow
ah I see you're alive again
brother he's gonna be the one sending you the packets
I can deal with high ping and lag, but if I'm on NA servers the connection drops
welcome back lmao
Arenāt you in Asia
Oce
Yep
Yeah donāt post dogs reacting to septic tank diving
That 9 billion ping
Literally anywhere other than NA I can join
yeaaa that'll do it
toss him back into the abyss
Lesson learned lol
usually 3rd time is the charm though
Itās pretty funny tbh I was laughing about it
Cats might be pushing it though
My mans has the energy of an annoyed coworker
I can feel it
I couldnāt help but laugh

nah like, I figured the appeal was coming and was gonna be successful lol, I ain't fussed
There's a very similar genre of video but it's a guy diving in like a swamp, is that okay to post?
It's near identical just a swamp instead of a septic tank
Thatās wild ngl
This is too intense please donāt post this or I will ping wardens
I personally woulda threw it in the trash bin
Disgusting brutality
But yāall are better people than me
simply do not post septic tanks teehee
Tbh, I donāt mind it if the people are skilled and can carry themselves. Itās more the ones who run off and die
we have very laid back moderation is the thing
Word
Evil marge bong
which I prefer
just make him a bio battery for a tesler or something
would you ban me if I was a worm
Sorry was me
god I'd kill you
Idk how to play this game
hell the forum moderation is also very laid back but it's like a padded cell in there
Iād ban like 40% of the people in this server an vanish
:(
Like a introvert at a family gathering
Everyone who isnāt in zealot chat will be banished
Iād imagine it gets worse around update season
And I can enjoy my own echo chamber of fun
update season is when
no names show up complaining about why the update
isnt enough
oh FS should just
stfu

fat shark should add customizable dreadnoughts
Thatās why Iām saying I donāt have the patients to be a mod bro
I see dumb shit and Iād just take a crowbar to it
I would constantly hover over the ban user button
the power of their fate in my hands
I cannot be trusted bro š
In a server that I have pseudo-mod perms I just randomly change people's nicknames to stupid shit
I had a frog pond server with all the usuall names changes to frog variants
Made a guy like actually fully crash out over his name being changed a bunch
What does posting on forums even do?
Iād keep this one
Creates a viewable post on the Warhammer 40,000: Darktide forums.
guilt trip people by telling them you're using the username of a passed away relative if they do that
Be careful, anyone can view it, even them
the things beyond the wall come and kill you
a dreadful beast from beyond the pale will know everything of your darktide weapon balancing preferences. Be careful
Beyond the wall is the slum of tanner cord

what does tanner play nowadays
What a nice hotdog
Darktide
I don't think you understand the gravitas, imagine a big cthulhu monster with a bunch of hurricanes behind him and then triple the amount of hurricanes in your mind
Uh
I thought he got banned
Mycopunk
if you do a bug report it actually does something
Feedbacking also does actually work*
*it may or may not get read and may or may not be ignored
Street fighter
Spite is a hell of a drug
the constant arguing people do in there doesn't really achieve much of anything, hence padded cell
I know that fatshark flag every bug report as acknowledged
The unemployed behavior is what makes it entertaining Iād bet
Tbh all the āweapons feedbackā I see is some of the most ridiculous and and terrible stuff like they are actively trying to bait people
Iām ngl I do want something to buff the under preforming weapons
with a vending machine right next to you
should've taken some pocket change along
if I made a video game I wouldnt read most of the feedback anyway because most gamers dont know what they fucking want
man sometimes I have to wonder if it's my fault or not that I find myself miles ahead of the team, even though I've taken the time to kill everything in front of me
real...
I would have a LLM ai comb every bit of feedback and condense it into primary talking points so I could spawn an npc in my game that spouts all those feedbacks as text bubbles while I kill it
@delicate shadow idk If you can talk about this are things being done to help the underperforming weapons without armor pen?
higher spawn rates if you leave a negative review on steam
What we need is what ive said for a while. Bladed weapons and blunt weapons outside of arbitrator should do SOMETHING to armor. Not everything needs uncanny but a lot of things like heavysword can be miserable with tons of armor
Ive said this shit way before arbitrator was a thing. Fatshark loves blunt and bladed weapons to be shit against armor
Slashing weapons
Not poke
GUH CAN I STOP BEING QUEUED INTO THE SAME LOBBY
I keep leaving it because I'm just not in the mood to play with rumbler ogryns
Block them
I enjoy having the gift of sight
Stop doing that
Unblock later
Change regions
Yeah I mean a simple fix I believe would be changing bladed momentum in hsword make it do 20% rending on weakspot
And only 20%
nature's thammer
Anyone else feel like heasy lasgun is an effective but boring weapon
I can't comment, sorry
i don't use laser guns so can't say
The infantry las?
Guh I figured
I mean laspistol lmao
hot
though I did ask them to add item durability and object collision to YOUR weapons specifically


we're Soulstide now
ay peep this
Scatman was the original skibbity toilet
RIP SCATMAN JOHN
I am looking respectfully
He was the Scat Man
that cleavage can fix me
If my tac axe broke mid crusher spam Iād unironically mald and cry
Shadow Ciri
Maybe ignore my daughter because im smoking weed
DECLINE
hotbox the crib
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grow another bud life member š
Bros smoking the mold bong
bat?
HIS HAT FELL OFF 
LOL! reminds me of a classic I saw a couple weeks ago. Loved it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnEYzp6IpqQ&pp=ygUUc21va2Ugd2VlZCBldmVyeSBkYXk%3D
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MORE BATS 
whart is archive of the own
would it surprise anyone here if I said I own a blahaj
No
no
I don't
I assume most people in this server do
as it should be
I have 3 frog statues and several frog pins
The IKEA shark seems prevalent
I named mine blaj mahal
is like a trans icon
I know, though I'm not trans
Femboys aswell
indeed
fuck theres this one
GIF
that I only associate with Cica
when he kept posting blahaj gifs
The Amazon thigh highs
goofy ahh catboy
(Insert GIF Here)
@carmine lance have I ever told you I got a bigass plush chainsword
Shit itās hard to find good pfps man
I mean whats your pfp types
you have not!
Ive been rocking the Shadowheart for 2 years 
my pfps are ok
no
therefore you are
Smart move
thank you
and yeah if I'm not as cracked as I know I can be, I'm just getting pissed at myself
hoary bat!!!
But this one, why he look bald
oh, you know what animal I truly believe deserves more love?
hag fish. We need more hag fish fans
I thought you were gonna say opossums or something
Let's hear it for the underrated and under appreciated, mosquitos, ticks and leeches
honestly! like yeah they're unpleasant, but they fill important ecological niches
Noodle
noodle :D
Lets hear it for bats that eat monstrous beings like ticks and mosquitoes
Koala's don't get enough disrespect for being constantly drunk, chlamydia ridden, violent assholes
Go play some stardew
also shout out to that truck transporting a bunch of hagfish that crashed, and they all produced so much fucking mucus the road had to be shutdown
When I need a reset I boot up stardew and chill out
when I need a reset I hammer a new pin into my head
It's nothing compared to my goat stardew valley
Ewok hunt in BF2 is my burnout cure game
ok snorri nosebiter
Weak
You're beyond help if you don't like stardew bro
It's the white bread of games
Its fuckin coca cola bro
Probably not your favorite but if it's there you'll eat it yanno
I just liked the mines
Closest Iāve got is PZ
I'd just kill shit in there
You're a freak and I will kill you with a hammer
I played a bunch of PZ and then I got bored of doing the exact same thing every day ingame
I killed and fished
You canāt stop me, Iām in a bunker in Siberia
Dematerialize your atomic structure at this very moment
Would if I could
What's your weapon of choice
Spear
Because itās the most practical weapon
Even post nerf
Hand axe stay winning
Yeah but you have to be close
I got pissed at having to make a new spear after every kill
I can plink mobs from distance
OG spears were super busted
So it makes sense
You ain't gonna find someone better at shoving than me
I play pz like it's darktide
Sprinter horde upon ye
He lied as easily as he breathed
You ain't getting out of a sprinter horde without an AA-12
Pump shotty does work
I mean shotguns are arguably the only gun you should use in pz
If anything the spear would do even worse than an axe, you'd get a jaw stab and get grabbed by 10 at once while you're locked in the animation
Fence cheese
When I play its with 80 or so mods
Quick stab when they slide over
I usually end up with a nice M14 or something
Word
I liked metal working armor mods
Being a metal worker in multiplayer is the most sought after profession
I mostly have varied and scaried clothing/weapon/car mods
My most successful run I was living outta a bigass military bus, ballin out in louiville
I honestly think my best character was a 10 yrs later mp server
Towed a nice small car along with it, and had more bullets than I could ever use so my clearing loop was basically pick stragglers> loop horde > magdump into horde> whip around in my buggy
I have no friends so I played solo exclusively
Damn
And here I was just talking to strangers online
Then I found out the worst possible thing
Theyāre British
I don't like to play on mp servers for games like pz/minecraft cos I'd rather kill myself than get killed ingame/someone takes my shit

It's why I'll never play rust in my life
Rust is different
You need a little bit of psychopathy and sociopathy to play rust
I'll play on a mc server if it has like designated pvp areas and chunk claims though
I like to enjoy games
Itās 12 am
Actually it's 6pm
I go to the American sleep
Your time zone doesnāt exist
Typical American lying for no reason
Get a real timezone
Get a real clock bozo
*North American
@tame mirage
You know, Iāve been maining zealot since I started playing a year ago. Not too long, but enough to realize how much I sucked when I started.
I did a knife build back then and sort of wrote it off as āokā. I never really got what the fuss was all about.
Just picked the knife up again, only 8 months later, and holyā¦itās fucking awesome once you actually have gotten better. Lol
Yeah I did the same
Do you still run knife then?
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