#zealot-class
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ability recharge restored by lills, for the emperror buff and shared health
ah
IT IZ HORRIBELLL
CRRRRAZY HAHMBOURGUR
sanest slavic man
Today I learned the guy who voices buster in Arthur
Also voices a homicidal man child in outlast
Small world
@carmine falcon friendly fire on pts
stratgem?
yes
lmao
they also brought back the bad coherency
as a stratagem 
100 buck bet they never modified it and it'll fuck over backline classes
as promised
The both factions modifier seems cool
Google unironically just served me an ad for their new ai features with the troll song as bgm. We live in hell.
It is truly bleak
The worst thing is those horrid ai translations on youtube videos and it does that shit by itself
You have to tirn it off manually
You cant just set the damn language you want no
You get translation ai peasant!
Is Relentless Strikes any good on dsword?
afaik not compared to the other blessings
i never really used the fan the hammer revolver until now it's genuinely so fun to shoot https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1357352794016845836/1432382901487665222/bang_bang.mp4?ex=6900da08&is=68ff8888&hm=7f6c19e7e1b3fab936edf8177d2d3d6e305d2f7b9b231801a965012b1823cd47&
I know I’ve been focused on kerillian upon returning to vtide2, but ngl
Bounty hunter saltzpyre is calling to me again like the fucking green goblin mask
Pulling out the fucking piece and just blasting whatever is infront of me is a fantastic feeling
what is the prefered dump stat for relic blade?
mobility
I want to say it’s a wheellock that bounty hunter saltzpyre pulls out?
Or is it just a basic flintlock
I know it has two barrels
Not sure it’d be right to call it a derringer, because the barrels are much shorter on a derringer
Also I’m like 60% sure derringer is a brand
just noticed i sent a random pic from my clipboard by accident
holy shit thank god it wasnt something incriminating
Having adult content saved to a clip board truly is a terrifying feeling when you’re going to send something else to a friend and realize you have the other thing still saved
the bigj incident

ty
what happened to him
That is a thing I worry about everyday when I go to send a gif and they all havent loaded yet, idk which ones are safe lol
Hopefully it can be used on the heroic one
I havent played zealot in two weeks lmao. The class has lost me lmao
Howww
not enough faith in the god emperor...
Veteran and psyker feel better lmao
Goated sword? never seen something with zero mobil lol
six juice jawa face reveal
And he said, "The faithless will profess the certainty of his steel or the strength of his will, but in the end of days he will be found wanting in the eyes of the Throne." - 112:92 Lecticio Divinitatus
But for he who believes truly and exercises his faith rightly, good will be his reward. Then no armament may touch him or malice strike him. - 112:93 Lecticio Divinitatus
And he said, "Lo! I require no earthly tribute. I have no need for your men or your tribute as I am righteous in the Emperor's will. The 9 devils may not touch me for I am the bastion of the Golden Throne." - 129:82 Lecticio Divinitatus
Veteran is the better zealot now anyways

if that's the case, why do I usually top score in boss damage with combat knife
even in lobbies with krak grenade vets and roombler ogryns
Probably becaus the vets arent using the knife...
Also, Boss damage is one aspect of the game. And since we're sharing anecdotal evidence, most zealots i play with run ahead of the team with their knife, get overheaded and ragequit

see, those are knife zealots that don't know how to pilot knife
I run ahead when I get bored, and only rarely eat shit. I know when I'm in over my head and when to withdraw
if I do eat shit, I refuse to rage quit out of both spite for those who do, and out of principle
I got sloppy with my positioning, I intend to learn from it
hi newb zealot here, been having fun with knife but i'm a little confused why its light attacks are "assassin" and heavy attacks are "vanguard" yet in practice the heavy attacks still seem better for a lot of big guys, no? kinda feels like I'm being pulled in two opposite directions
Dont look at attack types
knife mark honestly comes down to personal preference, but I prefer to run mark 3. assassin is especially fast strikes, and they have especially decent weakspot hit damage
mark 6 has more crowd control capability, mark 3 is all single target
to that point, running scourge and blinded by blood helps mark 3 still have good horde clear potential, just know you're still gonna be there for a bit, and have to be aware of your surroundings and positioning, especially with mixed hordes
the measure of a man's faith is gauged by the length and/or girth of his blade, shun those that cling to little pocket knives and toothpick swords only because somebody whispers big numbers in their heads, embrace the eviscerator, cradle the relic blade, and thou shalt know forgiveness
It depends on how badly you want to understand what those words mean. Best way I can explain is that those keywords do matter but eventually just become part of the soup of what you're doing. They're there to define attack patterns and properties. Strike down for example just means the attack is designed to have more upfront single target damage however, combos that are more efficient may never use them or may exist simply to have a shortcut to that attack within the possibilities of the combo therein.
ah, but don't forget! A blade in the dark is worth a thousand swords at dawn
I just want to confirm that I'm not crazy for thinking that my heavy attack is better for killing key single targets alot of the time even though it's a cleave attack (or at least, the first 2 hits of the 3 hit heavy combo are cleave attacks)
If it looks like a stab it is one if it looks like a swipe it is one
You're not. Focus more on the look of the attack. If it's a stab that comes down with a diagonal reverse grip, that's your big single target heavy choice for knives.
guile is the weapon of the trickster god, a man with clear conscience faces their opponents head on, preferably unarmored and on his last wound remaining
Zzz
I mean the heavy is generally going to be better than the light attack, but mark 3 is better if you want to solely go all in on downing key targets
ideally with his cock out too
that said, are there any martyrdom eviscerator builds that are still relevant? havent played since arbites launch
shanks heretic in their sleep after blowing up their whole hideout with explosives
Wow I was more efficient than screaming and flailing :V
LMAO
Plenty.
If you really want martyrdom that badly, it's better these days now.
And easier to build for.
yeah I think you can get away with only 2 wound trinkets now
Yup
I don't think I'll ever do it because the blazing piety bleed build helps knife with horde clear from personal experience, but sometimes I wonder how viable martyrdom even is with knife
would it result in crazy returns like with some of the harder hitting 2 handers
slower 2handers I think benefit most from martyrdom
Martyrdom is always viable if the player can handle the consequences of it in my experience
Err, well some weapons I'd say don't get much better but combat blades martyrdom is fine.
You just gotta not trip over your shoelaces too much while dodging.
So the same basics you'd need to apply with a combat blade any day.
I know blazing piety works great with knife because of how fast the attack speed is
martyrdom unlocks only after you master the emperor's number one word of wisdom
dont.get.hit
Sorta.
A key skill with martyrdom zealot is knowing what kind of damage you can afford to give up. On a more advanced tip, even if unconscious, you get a feel for how much shit you're about to take and what your dps is capable of. You really can just treat your HP as a resource because your literal life is a resource in that playstyle.
Disciplined Berserker 101 behavior
Even vt2 zealot had to do it when they had half a brain cell activated lol
Yup
Playing around holy revenant can be part of it. And just knowing about managing that on its cooldown separates average martyrdom zealots from better ones.
Realizing I was playing around holy rev and didnt need to heal otherwise is what got me into martyr for sure
It's such a small thing to focus on but changes how one plays with the keystone dramatically beyond just hoping it pops on cooldown.
Exactly this kind of thing.
It only gets better with martyr bonuses at low hp too
Martyrdom lowkey teaches zealots how to play a lot better when they just notice how to play with it imo
It’s honestly quite funny to me that when I switch from combat knife to relic blade, it takes me a mission or 2 to readjust to not having the oure mobility of knife. I still have the game sense at least, but I just get so goddamn used to being able to be wherever the hell I’m needed at a moment’s notice
You can still be goofy with fotf antics but with martyrdom bad habits get you killed in the kind of dumb way that like...really warrants you avoiding that puddle lmao
I just feel extra silly dying with martyrdom on.
When you're used to the knife and switch to relic sword you feel like you had a stroke. You know what you have to do but you just can't
I used to think it was a crutch cuz blazing piety became a bit hard to use
So way way back when that was the only thing that existed for zealot I just figured it out and finally saw what the appeal was for people in vt2.
YEAH
Haven't tried martyr on H40. Only played piety. Is it worth?
Because I fucking despised most zealots in vt2 because they were the former kind of zealot.
Just doing shit on cooldown when it wasn't necessary, praying their flailing gets them a clutch and doing really stupid shit that they'd fail even after their version of holy Rev back then
And keep in mind, zealot in vt2 is generating hella temporary hp and not toughness. It was generally easy as a berserker playstyle compared to dt.
Also I guess the way I play knife zealot, I can generally go decent stretches of time without getting hit, tho gradually I get health chipped away. Sometimes I do have until death and holy revenant get procced, but the way I see it, if I’m not getting downed? I’m playing well
Of course I’m not actively seeking to have until death and holy rev proc, it’s just nice insurance incase I make a mistake, or get put in a situation where all I can say is “I genuinely don’t know what the fuck I was supposed to do there”
I guess it's way more risky to play martyr knif zealot than piety knife?
I'd say with combat blade and martyrdom, you'll just need to be more conscious about your timing.
I’d argue martyrdom actually has more survivability
I think it has less, in fact
You can face tank 1 crusher overhead before until death proccs, assuming you take that perk that does reduces damage if it would take you down a wound
It's already a weapon that demands more from its users in some ways but with martyrdom on, you end up needing to be more on point because you're losing out on the movement speed that generally gets strengthen by IJ.
Does anyone have a martyr build to try with the knife? A non-meme one?
I honestly just can’t vibe with ij because it feels like you’re not always able to get full use out of it
And once holy Rev is down, you're gonna need to not give up more chip dmg from stray melee hits or guns.
Me too. It's the less appealing path atm
It's a little weird at first but I stay pretty topped off frequently. Blazing piety is much easier though
Less input needed.
I do get worried tho that using holy rev encourages bad habits
Piety is the easy way
Hey whats better for book on havoc 40
Because until death already it lets me get away with shit I shouldn’t have, now holy rev lets me get back to a point where I can easily keep going until well after the cooldown
I always choose right. Dmg
Higher diffs
later 20 and early 30 is when it starts to feel like CBT
And I'm a masochist!
Around 31, I'd say
Gotchya
TDR is pretty impactful for pushes, damage allows you to make up damage lost by using Chorus through your allies. Really is up to the quality of your team.
whats tdr..
toughness damage reduction
ah
Maybe it’s because I mainly play on auric maelstrom, but I hate when people run book or anything that induces stagger or knocks enemies down
Because it makes me either whiff, or I can’t get precog off and absolutely 0 diff elites
Chorus is the most demanded zealot ability on H40
I do not enjoy it but it is what I mainly play

Unless I host my own game
I did not play warlock in d2 and refused to be a well meta slave
max toughness on curios is 17% yeah
I do not want to be a meta slave here either
Also when should I be taking toughness over health
Yeah there's a lotta dependent builds in H40 that need a big strong Zealot to guide them to the light.
Also I find it funny how often I immediately get declined when trying to join a group at even havoc 20
Even on the relic blade build rather than combat knife
It happens. it's part of the """""""""""""""""fun"""""""""""""""""""""
health zealot is perfectly fine
Like genuinely the moment it goes through it’s declined
Makes me wonder why the hell they’re party searching
I’ve done up to havoc 19 recently, I don’t think it’s that bad of a jump
They are probably using the inspect mod
Ah
And if you're not using the build + weapons they want, you're insta rejected
No I have 3 toughness curios
My armor breaks and I'm dead instantly
They fear the might of a competent knife zealot
I'm a skeleton in chainmail
@frosty herald you see the gladius insta kill bosses on absolute?
They all fear the knife zealot 🙂
i know about it yeah
Well nerf was the greatest thing to happen to warlocks
You see my balls
360% base boost on 3 dodges
Psyker 
alongside your numerous other boosts
I don’t wanna see your wrinkly, musty balls
Is this worth it
I have never taken it
I'll have you know they're glossy, smooth and floral
Generally the argument is toughness is the more used survivability resource and most sources are percentage based. Health is nice for hitting a few breakpoints if you mess up or get screwed. Former has priority in that case, usually people run 3x toughness or 2x toughness 1x health as needed.
I hate that I can comprehend th English language
Depends on the weapon.
What should I put on my laser Pissy
Combat Axe
So sniper meta pick for update 11
We stay winning
if you can hit heads sure
It’s extremely funny to me tho when I get lumped in with other knife zealots. I’ve had people leave when I take off in the beginning, before I even reach the first enemies. I had someone try to vote kick me the moment I took off. Sometimes people will target me with barrels
The knife zealot hate is insane
Controller users getting aim assist
Free headshots
Class so free
Press a button
Snap to noggin
mm, Achlys would constantly use that but Antax and Rashad just use normal swings with the usual setup. Not a high priority but take it if you got points sure.
Fair
I have to ask tho
still painful
darkest years of my life
Are there really that fucking many knife zealots that eat shit immediately
Are competent ones that rare a breed
Bungie aim assist is still one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen tbh
That shit might as well be soft aim
ON GOD
Ferrets are so chaotic I love them
I hear they stink like hell tho
Also very easy for shit to get tangled and stuck inside them, pretty big design flaw if you ask me
Typically when I see a bad one they run far ahead, die very quickly, then leave immediately to repeat the process in another server. I think cycling through games quickly means more people will see them
totally normal smiling friends clip
Running ahead of everyone else by yourself gets ya killed if you don't know what you're doing yeah
Running into a carapace horde is, not a good idea!
wheres the autistic gamer
I mean. You do see competent ones, but if I see anybody with a knife I'm not going to assume they are until they prove it.
That is fair, but I think I should be allowed to prove myself first
Before people start acting upon their judgement
you werent here at launch but there was a huge stigma around gold mask players
And that’s why when I run into carapace horde, I back withdraw! Maybe hit stealth and get some backstabs to soften them up at least tho, the -75% threat helps a lot
Ye, always play it out but sometimes you just look at em and sigh to yourself because you know
Gold mask?
Oh God
gold skull mask me think
gold skull mask was the very first cosmetic shop rotation
and those players always sucked
Amazing
Edgelords without skill absolutely went nuts for it
like black templar players having a stigma in sm2 for being bad
Yeah that’s fair
it wasnt in rotation
specifically double knee
its the imperial edition set
im not talking the mortis operator set
Personally I liked the void farer set for zealot, tho of course with the krieg stuff out I now wear that
Wish the helmeted gasmask was in shop tho
I want to wax maxx
The Humble 3 overheads in your direction:
oh you're talking about the literal gold skull
Yeah
gotcha
Gold skull mask with the red mouth bandana
See, I’m observant, and would simply dodge
yeah i remmeber
Would simply dodge
And if I eat it, then I will be even more aggressive because I gotta get that holy rev

Gold skulls always look so dogshit I've never seen a gold skull cosmetic that looks good
Imo the skull masks(like psykers) look kinda goofy
zealot hasnt gotten a single fully closed helmet until the havoc one
Alan a G
and the red visor one
Yuh they always goofy as fuck
It's just clearly trying too hard
The singular sole exception is the death knight helmet in elden ring that looks pretty cool
I’ve heard AA in cod is beyond egregious
@frosty herald evade window spread is so fucking good
feels like im playing dark souls
just gotta wait till december
@heady rapids you want to help me get that last event ritual for vermintide?
The temple one
uhhh sure but im free for 1 game
1 game is all I need lol
if now is a bad time though, don't feel like you need to drop everything
hey look it's yamcha
After a while, the code for the room was figured out, i then waited for any other clues or discoveries to show up before making this next part of the ARG.
There is a lot that has happened in the past few days and still is happening, here is a recap of what we know so far.
#stalker2
@sterile stone
mans name is literally ARGs and you ping him for this 🙏
they added him to the videogame
Does anyone know the best way to go about getting the "Just A Flesh Wound" penance?
twins or rolling steel
okay, bet! Thank you!
outer worlds 2 isn't terrible so far. definitely better than the first one.
i dunno though. the game just doesn't look all that great
wait it came out?
brother what is with all these games release with no marketing
Yotei did the same thing
Apparently
Though it's probably because nobody (real) cares about outer worlds 2
you sayin i'm not real?
This some bullshit just for them to keep us busy til they release Lamansk
many such cases!
for sure but this is a pretty deep arg
I mean I guess
i just wish obsidian is going to make pillars of eternity 3
tbf yotei was guaranteed to get a fuckton of outrage publicity
i need to play it
they added mele
Here I am just wanting a sequel to new Vegas
But I already know that shits gonna be ass
women in my vidya gam💔
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You play as PMCs guarding a secret research institute in the Republic of Zaslavie.
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it sold better than Tsushima last I checked
WOMAN?!!?!??!?!1//1/1
stalker friendslop
return players ig
i can give outer worlds 2 some props for improving the gameplay. shooting looks and sounds much better and movement is drastically improved
I havent played it but everyone says tsushima is at least good
it is
Damn good story and dlc
Hits you in the feels
tsushima is fantastic
played deadlock again after a while and holy shit I was ASS
someone in my steam family has a copy ill try it sometime
I need to get back into
I'd say that when not understood more intently that that can happen
This gonna be me trying to get back into it in the near future
Woe two weeks of co-op vs ai games as practice be upon ye
Welcome to MOBA moments.
Okay, I don't get it.. What do people who say that uncanny on combat blade is good with inferno staff or falmer mean? Uncanny's effect lasts like 3.5s, it's nothing, in case of flamer, after you've switched to it and activated the secondary attack, it's like one more second of rending from Uncanny left, it doesn't allow you to do any damage
Burn then do knife shit
Bro gonna get slapped into Archon lobbies
Get ready to play against the unemployed wanna be pros
I like Deadlock but I don't have the skills get.
I FLAILING AROUND LIKE A BLIND CHILD
my biggest problem with outer worlds 2 so far has got to be the dialogue. it's nice that there are so many unique voiced characters in this game, but fuck, the amount of exposition and loredumping you get out of every single person you can talk to is unreal.
Im fucking WASHED
And mobas will definitely have you getting spanked off of s lack of knowledge.
spanked off.....................
Brother the skill ceiling is up so high I can't even see it
Do what everyone does in high elo
lore accurate billy
Was a grim reminder trying to bring my usual crew along, none of whom have played a moba, into deadlock and watching them try to 1v1 the towers
Can't hit the broadside of a barn
Yuuuup
Ahh ol' reliable
Takes time. A lot of time, usually.
Yeah you gotta train your instinct for likelyhood of enemy map movements but also placement within lane
From knowing how to build characters, to itemization pivots and flex choices, character knowledge, roaming judgement, farming, blahblahblah
Knowing it and being able to implement it with minimal effort is quite different haha
Like dodging a daemonhost's attacks
thinking about it more, i don't know if i'm enjoying outer worlds 2 that much. most of the time when i'm playing i'm just trying to make myself feel the same way i did when i played fallout new vegas
Mobas just demand a lot of players interested. You don't gotta sell your whole life to it but a single moba holding someone's game time when they have the free time helps.
Sometimes you can just get plain unlucky aswell
Like my longer history with league. I already had some fundamentals developed from dota2 but I wasn't crazy good at that game and didn't even like it at first until a friend got me more into it.
and I saw faker zed gameplay and had to get clean like that
So then I just eventually got good enough at league to just understand what the fuck was going on before actually getting good at league. @_@
And then dropping the game because fuck playing that game solo holy shit
Idc how good I got. I know a toxic relationship when I see one.
i think my biggest fucking problem with this whole franchise that obsidian's trying to build is that it's built from the ground up to be a big fat nod and a grin and a winky face to what they think about the state of the world and that they think they're doing something unique and fun and cool by creating a world where every living person is beating you over the head with the notion of "WE THINK CAPITALISM IS BAD!! IT LEADS TO AUTOCRACIES!!! would you rather pick robber barons or cultist fascists?? boy gee golly i bet you wouldn't want to live in THIS universe huh????"
like obviously most people would agree with the principle
but jesus christ how dumb do they think we are?
Very
Sucks ass I’m missing out on all the fun
Been itching to play support again
Its more than likely that a large percentage of people miss it anyway
Can't go out on a loss, but a win will make you want one more
it's ridiculous and no better than borderlands
And the later you play, the harder the enemy is, the more tired you are, and the less tolerant your team is lol
It's quite the setting for toxicity
That’s where you learn all the new slurs

once again the best game from obsidian in the past few years is still pentiment
They were inventing new ones mid match I swear
Hate keeps the creative juices flowing
dw u have 2 to 6 years to catch the release
but they killed gun doorman so u missed peak
I’d wager all the glue drinking CoD tourist will be gone by bo7 release so all the xp farming will be sapped dry by then
oh ur talking about bf6
Missed the getting while the getting was good
idk what i even want to play rn 😔

Wait what did you think I was talking about
deadlock
Aw fuck that
i'll hit her up then
Played in the early release phases
Had my fun when no one knew what shit was
I can’t be fucked to log into sweat fest 2025
dementium the ward did release though
the remake i mean
Classic DS horror reborn. Step into the twisted halls of Dementium: The Ward, the cult classic survival horror that redefined handheld terror, now remastered for PC supporting 4K resolution.
Setting…
$8.99
kinda sick
white knuckle halloween event tempting me to play it
i'm tryna wait till full release ovaa here
Getting old bruh
I don’t have that late teens adderall energy no more
nothing heroin can't fix
two disappointments back-to-back, i can't take ts anymore
is this vampire masquerade
White knuckle my beloved
yes
what made having a little voice in your head in cyberpunk cool and interesting was that johnny silverhand didn't spew stupid shit after every interaction you have with the environment
bloodlines 2 yeah
also, goddamn even in havoc you get people that are genuinely dogwater
joined a lobby for 20, everyone almost immediately ate shit
video game writers are not beating the accusations
I got netted while zipping around because of enemy density, even while being careful of positioning, my sides got blocked
but like brother, how do you immediately go down
It's like the slump you see in heresy repeated lol
i mean tbf, it IS heresy difficulty!
damnation has always been the sweet spot for me to find decent players
it's also surprising to me to see players that have like true survivor, still playing in heresy
I live exclusively in auric unless I'm playing with friends that are more comfortable on easier difficulties
do they get downed or are they just thriving + in their element + not caring + enjoying life
i'll be real it's fun to pop into heresy and just shred everything while not having to lock in
nice. real nice. nice fuckin seal. another fuckin seal. great. awsom .e.
that's fair
Welcome to dealing with randoms
You have people who's ego out weighs their skill
my skills out weighs my ego, which is massive btw
average slaneesh worshipper
I know I'm not god's gift to Darktide but man I do not deserve the randoms that dwell within ~25
lmao, real
the fact slaneesh was inspired by hellraiser that answers a lot of things
Only time I'll run with that attitude is if I got some opponent in a fighting game that's been busting my ass. If anything, the win matters less than me figuring out things that the person is doing so I can have a better attempt another time/have that understanding tucked away for the next person should they ever present the same scenario.
For example, every mediocre Millia Rage in GGStrive.
You either get shitters or you get copy and paste builds
Takes a second to get used to some of the mix-ups but a lot of them are more reliant on a lack of familiarity than their own ability to get into someone's head and clap them to bits.
There is no alternative
Never read that anywhere but I've read a bit of the Hellraiser books.
I can see it though
Infernal indulgence kind of tip. A lot of the better slaneesh bits I've been exposed to focus way more on the descent of obsession than the pure spectacle or someone's edgy erotica writing sensibilities.
Slaaneshian influence does easily slot itself in those directions, but the real meat for Slaanesh can be way more interesting to engage with media wise.
And also just conceptually Slaanesh is hilarious when it comes to fighting.
"I don't think you really understand how good I really am."
We only use dome and fire staff
Infinite cleave in this house
"Let's style on these mfkers. Existential horror levels of steeze"
Guardsman seeing a Slaanesh cultist do some insanely messed up but way too steezey fatality on their commanding officer.
"They gonna torture me for 55 years but I can't stop thinking about the clips"
ok stupid question
but does havoc just nullify curios
I'm noticing my toughness and health is lower than usual
Nah just lowers your base values
alright
also I feel like I'm dogwater again, but that might just be like, carapace spam
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3375980903
Go to "Hidden Modifiers - Effects".
thank you!
Shoelaces tied modifier
Gonna be real having a bit more toughness instead of 70% more max martyrdom hp and not having to worry about overcapping health at 25% is super not worth it, 3 wound curios all the way
Randomly fall when spamming dodge too quickly
Buttered floors modifier, slide distance is tripled and they are uncancellable
Makes an extremely loud squeaking noise every time you do it
Two left hands modifier, every time you reload you have a chance of dropping the mag on the ground instead and losing 1 magazine worth of ammo
Because fuck the plasma gun
what is this? helldivers in my darktide??
Or just uh how guns work
Plasma gun magazine canister thing specifically explodes when it hits the ground
No you get a limited number of mags and every time you reload you have to actively pick up the empty mag otherwise you can only breachload
@gray ice I can't see how people eat steak when that shit is still like 80% pink
I mean if it's only a ground wire in the cabling there then you're fine but if the live and ground are jumped by that black wire you've made a tool that finds the nearest fuse
Like bro at that point just get a collar and dog bowl if you wanna be a animal that eats raw meat
i stuck a fork in the power outlet oncez
Bros never had tartare and it shows
Eating raw cow...
I've also never had tartare tbh though
You need to eat meat immediately
Beef
I just did
I stand by what I said
Eating meat that isn't thorougly cooked to the point it's like you're chewing a wet rubber band
Is fucking FOUL
It's less a raw thing and more a texture thing for me I don't like the texture of raw meat
What the
Some people do though
Some people like the taste and texture of it, to others its not great lol
Are you eating fucking beef shoulder cooked like a steak or what
I fall into the "I like it sometimes" camp which is awkward
People have opinions differing my own???????????? What the fuck??!?!?!?
There's a reason cheap cuts exist its because they suck ass at being steak
I just ordered some steak from a place
And it came with broccoli
Fancy place mind you
Just makes it easier to know who to ostracize
Broccoli my goat
Get scammed I suppose
Medium rare brother
Sounds good as fuck ngl
Half the point of pink steak is that its softer and tender-er
The only true answer.
If I had a bronx anccent right now you'd hear me say
Don't nobody want a slab of boot leather
FUCKEN ANIMALS
If it feels like a raw rubber band that shit was not cooked correctly or it's shit meat
I grew up thinking I hated steak because my mother would cook it until it was completely grey through and blackened on the crust
And stop being a bitch
Many such cases
You might as well be ordering something you actually want to eat if you're getting medium well or well done imo
I'm alright with it generally, i like it medium
Lowkey well done cut into cubes and slathered in bbq sauce like chicken nuggets still hits hard
I'm cool with med rare though
If you ordering medium well just get a damn burger
I don't like sauce
Essentially just steak nuggets
I see y'all like chewing on meat that has the consistency of wet paper towels covered in hand sanitizer.
Nah it really don't tho
Me at the steakhouse getting a rack of ribs be like
I usually just eat chicken
Real one
The answer to "my steak was shit" will always be they fucked that shit up or scammed you.
A steak is literally the quintessential human luxury food
I shoulda took a picture of the cuts before I trashed it
From the time we were in caves
Uhhh you're forgetting about the rotisserie chicken
Steak lovers when someone says it's they legitimately don't like the dish
I mostly get ribs from BBQ spots ngl. Mission BBQ holding me down for years now
can I have an orang
It's because it's quite literally just cooked meat
Oh yeah proper bbq ribs shit all over the competition. Just like any food from a proper bbq haha
alongside maybe an apple
No you get a mandarin take it or leave it
You haven't lived til you've read the story of someone being a waiter and a customer asked for a medium rare chicken
mandarin oranges are better anyways
If you do not like cooked meat no matter how well it was prepared you should not reproduce
Weakest ragebait
I unironically fucking hate mandarins
Ay corn go hard stop hatin
whats the god roll on the relic blade again im assuming cranial grounding n something else?
I bet if I ate you you would be tasty
It would be if you made me right
60 mobility
Tangerines > Any other citrus
Cranial/rampage
do u like oranges then
Cranial rampage yeah
And all meat is the same, and all ingredients are the same regardless of how theyre used
Corn is mid as fuck unless it's grilled with a shitton of butter and salt
I used cranial heatsink for a bit but heatsink is only good when you overload your weapon
Hold on there
Yeah I fw orange
Thats why i just dump uncracked black peppercorns in milk and call it black peppercorn sauce
Lemons and limes >
Cause there's people out there who will just cook meat with 0 seasoning.
freaky deaky
Spoken like someone who's had their tastebuds fried by processed shit
Regular ass sweet corn that's good can be eaten off the cob brudda
Yeah people who can afford good meat
I just like salt man
collateral affects damage
You butter it cuz it's damn good that way
Salt is the only "seasoning" good meat needs
Garlic powder
Those mfs in the retirement home now, those taste buds all died before cable television
the FW file size got purged finally
If you need 19 varietals of ground peppers and aliums to eat meat your meat is bad
how big is it
oh cool
I made dinner ocne at home, some spaghetti and meatballs, my step-dad took one bite and just dumped it in the trash because it was "too salty" (I didn't add a single grain of salt)
whats fw
It's time you find a new step dad
Hello son
He just hated you

Jump down from the top rope
Fear not he's in jail lmao
It had nothing to do with the salt
LMAO
He just wanted to insult you because he hated you
i might play it now.........
No but like yeah I'm pretty sure
Bro went and scooped the food out the trash when he wasn't around
At the bare minimum in the moment
Got a little too touchy with several people
Oh I almost posted something I shouldn't have
I gotta remember this a public discord.

Send it we ball
Valid
All wrapped into one
And he would know about section 8
What do you mean by this
When I tell you
This man ain't shit
I mean it with every red blood cell in my body
And the white blood cells are in love
Fym playstation
Wasn't sure what else to say to that
I'm not explaining
Go find the Zodiac
He can decode it for you
Quit playing on their station
She play on my station til I 2?
@gray ice Aye there, when the hell is xbox gonna stop bag fumbling and release state of decay 3?
It's BEEN YEARS
@normal shell tummy hurts. help a brother out .
I reckon in an alternate timeline when they actually stop bag fumbling
Does this help? :3
It's the only food sticker I have afaik
That looks like it'd clean me out completely
Get rid of it.
That's so tragic, the only thing from xbox I was hoping for
damn, it makes sense
See I didn't realise what this was til I clicked on it
And I can honestly say I'm upset that I did
what if i rolled up dressed like golshi
could be worse... it could have maple syrup on it
piggyback ride
Nah
Like there's struggle meals
arent u like 4 feet tall
Then there's "I wanna piss as many demographics off as possible"
foot fetishist
And that sin against humanity is there
disgusting
Peanut butter and yellow mustard pickle bread sandwiches
Don't try it, I made that up on the spot

Stan shit
Does god know you post these things?
I'm good at making up horrible combos
Probably, ik I'm going to hell
Doesn't actually sound half bad is the problem here
this is gonna be you bitch
I think I get it, but, idk for sure 
Not getting things sometimes is nice
I know it's archon from DOTA but it feels way diff
i'm going to the store
My b 
i'm gonna play that loud as fuck and get my bf's reaction
What have I done 
that'll be 500€
I'm too afraid to click on the play button

LMAO
Restaurants do some of the stupidest and most pretentious shit swear
Dw it's chocolate thankfully
that dumbass bird freaked him the fuck out he paused his video and everything
i played it then recorded
peak video no notes
ok 😔
good boy
lmfao
also just did a havoc 20, not too bad
I think will just use relic blade for rotten armor
In what context?
For shocking stuff penance?
Then yes, only stun grenades
the kill while stunned penance
Shocking stuff
I have to wonder tho, how often do people do heresy maelstrom and go straight into havoc
relic blade is arguably top 1 weapon for havoc
oh wack
I tend to do even better with knife because I'm rarely going down with it
but relic blade helps with armor spam
maybe it'll change with higher difficulty havoc for me
Why would relic blade be better for rotten armor than knife?
Battlefield 6’s free-to-play battle royale, REDSEC, has been announced
︀︀
︀︀Arriving tomorrow at 8:00 PT / 15:00 UTC
Is this actually gonna be a F2P spin off title or still inside of BF6? 
F2P spin off I believe

first game to die off
there not been any recent leaks of it right?
Would not be surprised that was a rushed game just to compete with warzone
Armor spam, the cleave just helps a lot.
Sorry if it double sent on more than just my end

WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT MANY HOURS
THATS
That's not ur acc right
Whos acc is that
I very rarely use vr chat
Whos living in VR
it aint mine LOL
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[Chapters]
00:00 THE OBSERVER
02:43 DISGUST
07:15 THE OBSERVED
11:53 WEB OF WILLIAM
17:5...
i think the thumbnail says it all
Oh
Zoinks
I really wonder how a person like that composes themselves
That shit must give BAD body dysphoria
That's living in vr
Legit surprised it's not a furry
Cat ears
holy shit lmao
1/4th furry
I think most of the time I’ve spent on vr chat has genuinely just been looking for models I think would be cool. Like isaac clarke, or a krieger or something
i wonder if there any john cutthroat avatars
I've heard avatars in vr chat fall into like 2 categories
Basically strippers
Or Eldrich horror
Hyper realistic big spider
Yeah I was just looking for models related to hyperfixations
Marcus is a special breed
We appreciate Marcus around here
That weird peeled shrimp creature thing
I read Marcus and immediately thought of unspiced durag king supreme Marcus from gears.
I dislike how much this video is dramaticized. But I the 50k hours is...definitely an interesting premise
They really made this man look like some dude that guzzles Jaegermeister and has bad takes on football.
LMAO
Dead ass bro looks like he owns a tapout shirt
Fred Durst lookin mfker.
and also have these activities, the marine is getting zesty with it
Oh. My god. The stream of consciousness.
You just reproduced several templates of guy at the mma gyms I've come across.
Good lord.
Not the chaplain going bussdown
He kinda going hard on those moves
Bro got tribal tattoos and either drives a hummer, pick up truck, or a jeep wrangler
Big E? Fuck that it's Big B.
F150 with no real labor history
What's crazy is, the video starts off and I immedately notice to my left
Boobs and mid riff
holy based
of course thats the first shit you see
I MEAN IT'S RIGHT THERE
IS RIGHT DERE CHEF
Standing right next to em
what if they reveal a new class at nov 11th but then we have to wait til dec 2nd to even access the class..
I suspect this
too busy looking at the freaky marine and my furry friend staring at me
The question is, what's your vr chat avatar
Hmmmm mister

mid riff good
I had a really neat space marine model that could call in a fucking exterminatus on the entire map, but I can’t use it anymore because the file size is too big
just scug
I’m very sad I can’t use it anymore
That is until I get my vr set by december and also use the avatar base I bought
But yeah I don’t use vr chat enough for it to be worth buying models
The only way I'm playing vrchat is to ragebait people
I'm gonna be duping avatars n poking at eyes n shit
It's a seal thing
I only really “play” vrchaf if I get pulled into it by a friend
I like it
We can agree on this
Which basically never happens so I never play lol
Tummy oughh

Does anybody else see horrible lags in some matches? It's like sometimes it's ok, then in another game mobs start to teleport and running in places. It started yesterday
Why does the video include the weird roleplay stuff lol.
Why wouldn’t it
I am lazying on installing these mods for skyrim
Why wouldn’t it
mid riff good
Listen I don't need this femboy rhetoric in my good christian server
man did not read the "exposing a dev" in the title

It is 
Right
Cheesed on
Man I loved rainworld so much when I first discovered it
That was a life defining hyperfixation
I liked it before it exploded in popularity
My bf bought me rainwworld and I hardly touched it 
Can he buy me a ps5
Tell him I'll love him too
Platonically
tf is this
If u buy me sushi yes
Listen I can't in good conscience buy someone raw fish
I’ve bought it for friends who were genuinely interested, then they had the jerma experience (got stuck in outskirts for 3 hours and then rage quit)
I've seen too many horror stories regarding sushi.
The hell even is rainworld
@signal spoke
I've heard of rimworld
WTF ARE THESE ADS
youre so cautious its pissing me off

thats modern day youtube lol
I kinda don't wanna die before 35
I have shit I wanna live for
That's fair but like sushi
I READ THAT
You ain't hiding shit bro
Yain't read shit
I have photographic memory
gotta need that revenue 
you are done bozo
I had time to read it, double take, and then read it again
I'm gonna screenshot quickdraw every time you say something now
Man I’m bored as hell
Me too wolf me too
my kinks are too sussy for me to even say that it'll warrant weird looks
Do tell
no
eh
Valid
that is a big crab for arc 
I bet you're into those freakish uncanny anime girl masks
So i was right
fuck should I get a happy meal
whats the toy line
I woke up at 4 AM today..
Aye wait
Latex is respectable
ive no idea some shit mcdonald brand toy
They couldn't loot it tho
it is not the spider on the playtest
Nah nah nah
@sterile stone
probably a pass then idk
you saw nothing
show it
i just had a shrimp sandwich
oh you like being tied up arent you
how much
if it a minimal use
There are a few things that I can not bring up in chat tbh, both because I will get weird looks, and also because I don’t feel like getting banned lmao
if i go more thats bondage
Just enough in the nsfw direction that I can’t discuss here lol
but i perfer rope
oh yeh
Yeah lmao
i dont need money
I do
when i can draw my own materials
how much do you charge per hour
@carmine falcon just heard the new unblockable jingle
$120 per hour, bumps to $150 if you start crying, $200 if I gotta listen to your life story.
its great
dont bring up germans and kinks in the same conversation bro
But yeah what I can safely mention here, I’m an absolute sucker for praise, teasing, just affection in general
aye
I think that’s ok to say
them germans are different breed


