zealot-class

[copper hawk]

Hbu

[frosty herald]

cmon argus

[mystic ether]

I'm not even talking shit lmao.

I'm just encouraging friendly smoke. There's a difference.

[frosty herald]

chief catch-thesehands

[copper hawk]

Fade missed

[heady rapids]

pummel party ....

[violet hornet]

Overly caffeinated and 15 minutes from freedom

[hexed igloo]

Ultimate chicken horse is alright but iain ever going down on speedrunners

[gray ice]

no no we are about him that's how this works

[sterile stone]

I forgot what game that was but I was almost keeping pace

[hexed igloo]

I beat campaign on unfair diff

[sterile stone]

The biggest opp of my life

[gray ice]

You probably mean xdefiant and my kd was over double yours iirc

[queen yoke]

this is a pot pie sandwich
not the hate crime you posted

[hexed igloo]

9/10 matches I'll win comfortably

[plush estuary]

that looks edited

[queen yoke]

well a pot pie toastie but same thing

[sterile stone]

2.6 or some shit to my 1.9

[frosty herald]

i should make a shepherds pie unironically

[drowsy steppe]

dude

im laughing so hard rn

[sterile stone]

I started out playing like utter dogshit

[violet hornet]

Got that 2d bread

[hexed igloo]

Looks like shit I tear a mince and cheese pie into pieces and put em on a sandwich

[gray ice]

after you pulled it up

I remember that .9

[queen yoke]

everythings fucking 2D when you're viewing it as 2D

[violet hornet]

What in the fuck

[gray ice]

You legit did pull it up like crazy tho i gotta give that respeck

[sterile stone]

Swear on your TIMBS you’re not gas lighting me rn

[drowsy steppe]

we ballin

[royal cape]

Looks like some kinda chicken salad sandwich more than potpie

[queen yoke]

thats because its the contents of a chicken pot pie

[gray ice]

nah you had a rough ass start. You got wit it tho

[drowsy steppe]

por que no los dos

[plain dragon]

Do not pretend to have food englishman the only food in england was invented by indian expats

[sterile stone]

I think the lowest my KD was when we first started running matches was like a 1.1

I fought like a mf for that 1.9

[hexed igloo]

Uhhhh quieres

[mystic ether]

I just like smoke. :^)

[gray ice]

I respect it.

[mystic ether]

I walk into venue, I see cabinet, I see people, I ask for smoke.

[queen yoke]

ok someone made those just for shits and giggles, plus that can of cider is unfortunately from the UK so either it was delivered somewhere or actually taken in the UK

[gray ice]

I'm in my PvE arc I've been playing single player shit and warframe mostly these days

[drowsy steppe]

im dying dude 😭

[gray ice]

The demon might come out a lil bit for arc raiders but that's about it

[mystic ether]

It matters not who is washed. We can all become clean. One must simply walk the path that Hands may lay bare.

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald wait by tomorrow did you ac mean in 2h

[plain dragon]

Sorry, it's a sandwich from Wigan in England and the left is a sandwich from Bolton.

[hexed igloo]

Just admit you'd fuck up one of those pie sandwiches bro

[frosty herald]

im going to bed in 12 minutes

[plain dragon]

You guys cannot stop fitting pies and pastries between sandwich buns for some reason

[heady rapids]

what for

[frosty herald]

and im going to the gym tomorrow

[mystic ether]

Is that a pie sandwich?

[frosty herald]

earliest ill be on is 11

[plain dragon]

British delicacy

[heady rapids]

11 what

[drowsy steppe]

wth is on the left

[hexed igloo]

I fucking love pie sandwiches shits straight heat

[frosty herald]

11 AM

CYKA

[queen yoke]

fucking bolton
that explains it
yeah its a marketing scheme

[heady rapids]

i wake up at 16

give or take

[mystic ether]

What's in the pie? Shepard?

[royal cape]

Pot

[mystic ether]

Idk euro british food fr so

[heady rapids]

do i make a water artian horn

[frosty herald]

meat with mashed potatoes ontop

[queen yoke]

cornish pasty sandwich

[frosty herald]

yurr

[heady rapids]

thinking

[frosty herald]

i still gotta make a water hammer for nu udra

[heady rapids]

probaly will jsut run gunlance

idk

[frosty herald]

or i might go with chargeblade

[heady rapids]

tho

[hexed igloo]

Ajakaran horn because blast and offset melody

[heady rapids]

it's pretty cuttable

[plain dragon]

Colossal cope

[mystic ether]

Is that a Shepard meat pie? I might be just using the word wrong.

[heady rapids]

blast is ass............

[frosty herald]

upcoming AT is nu udra

[queen yoke]

left is a cornish pasty sandwich
right is a pukka pie sandwich

[frosty herald]

yah

[hexed igloo]

Looks cool as shit though

[queen yoke]

thats a shepards pie

[heady rapids]

well just

layer it

[mystic ether]

Ground beef?

Corned?

[hexed igloo]

Sky beef actually

[heady rapids]

idk tho it is nu udra

kinda want to cut his shit off

[plain dragon]

It's okay nothing is worse than sardinian casu marzu

[queen yoke]

in the pukka pie is gravy, meat peas n shit

[heady rapids]

maybe db

hm..

or swag axe

[frosty herald]

beef with carrots and peas

[sterile stone]

I swear I’m gonna hurt him one day

[frosty herald]

imagine nu udra just shoots fire from the cut off tentacles

[heady rapids]

the return of swag axe

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid4-mgs4-solid-snake-old-snake-becoming-old-gif-24179307

[heady rapids]

is ele meta now

(it is not)

[frosty herald]

crit elem is goated unironically

[heady rapids]

thinking about swaxe in wilds makes me wanna kms

[sterile stone]

I’ve been waiting 50 years for the long dark 2 to release

[heady rapids]

1 choice

1 button

[hexed igloo]

I only care about raw number and I just vaguely match the element for weakness sometimes

[drowsy steppe]

this what that caucasian ahh hairstyle does to a man istg

[queen yoke]

you're thinking of a cottage pie

[frosty herald]

also AT nu udra is a 9 star

[heady rapids]

i only care about

uhh

[frosty herald]

so we gotta be careful

[heady rapids]

wrong reply

[queen yoke]

shepards pie has lamb
cottage pie has beef
fish pie has fish

[mystic ether]

Mhm

[sterile stone]

This mf has the CAUCASITY to just say anything

[heady rapids]

, i only run water fire and ele (lagi weps are op as shit)

[hexed igloo]

It depends what I'm using tho I mostly just switch between ice/blast lmao

[mystic ether]

I think I had a cottage pie

Like once.

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-trying-to-not-laugh-speed-holding-laugh-speed-laughing-speed-laugh-gif-242565803459391828

[hexed igloo]

Para sometimes too

[heady rapids]

no one is weak to ice ,,,

i think rey dau

and thats it

[frosty herald]

i run 21 lightning resis LOL

[hexed igloo]

Counterpoint- nobody's really strong against ice

[frosty herald]

i get a pretty big damage boost on lagi weapons

[heady rapids]

lagi weps are just outscaling everything in their element

[frosty herald]

jin dahaad blangonga

[heady rapids]

rare sight but a welcome one

[sterile stone]

Yeah but you don’t run hunting horn

[mystic ether]

It was fine. Wanted something spicier like I'm used to with caribbean beef patties.

[sterile stone]

Scruuuuub

[hexed igloo]

Blast

[mystic ether]

But it wasn't like flavorless or anything.

Flaky crust.

[heady rapids]

i wish craftables were better!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hexed igloo]

Between ice and blast one of them is gonna be effective

[heady rapids]

why do we only get lagi weapons and omega gs

[mystic ether]

Pretty generously made dough. Nawtbad.

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald hjave you tried running shadowbringer btw

[frosty herald]

fuck you mean

[mystic ether]

Don't remember what it was seasoned with but whatever they did was nice.

[heady rapids]

they're asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[frosty herald]

i run alot of crafted

[heady rapids]

no slots no stats

[sterile stone]

@gray ice so I’ve got a plan btw

[hexed igloo]

Mushroomancer moment

[frosty herald]

im not wasting my time rolling perfect artians

[frosty herald]

nah

[heady rapids]

what else is there to do

in this game

[sterile stone]

Downstairs we have a little hang out in the middle of our apt with proper grills

Your boy gonna grill some ribs

[hexed igloo]

Grill some beef that's sliced far too thin for the grill

[sterile stone]

I mean beef ribs would be the move

But beef ribs are also hella expensive

[frosty herald]

xu wu fucking dies

[hexed igloo]

Nah it's gotta be thin hotpot beef the shit that's like 2mm thick

Turns into paste on the grill

[sterile stone]

Speaking of

There’s a hot pot place not too far from me

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald dude i legit have a clip of me smacking the shit out of my sns friend not running shock absorber LMAO

decided to check vids

[sterile stone]

Your boy bout to get fat like them monopoly millionaires

[heady rapids]

fopr 3 straight minutes

[mystic ether]

If i had the funds I'd solo some kbbq.

[frosty herald]

i dont run shockproof either

[frosty herald]

make it yourself then

[heady rapids]

everyone runs shockproof cause i exist

[mystic ether]

Keyword: funds.

[sterile stone]

The real one

[heady rapids]

and if i learn that one of my friends doesnt

[hexed igloo]

I live right next to Japanese, Thai, Chinese, and Indian restaurants, with many more just down the road and I haven't been to any of them

[heady rapids]

the fight becomes a 2 v 3

[frosty herald]

mf i played with you and shockproof was barely an issue

[heady rapids]

DUDE YOU REMINDED ME

I NEED TO MAKE A FOCUS GLANCE

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/he-a-little-confused-he-got-the-spirit-will-smith-gif-14210749

[heady rapids]

no cause we were playing like actual people and you ran shit like swaxe and hammer lmao

[frosty herald]

why the fuck arent you running focus on all of your weapons are you dumb

[heady rapids]

unlike the lil kiddies

like sns

db

you just smack them around

[gray ice]

you're sending some to your boi right

[acoustic dune]

@heady rapids we should play firebreak

[heady rapids]

oops hit you with my wyvern fire

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-gif-punch-eyes-eye-emoji-gif-11447282833826748780

[heady rapids]

NEVER

[sterile stone]

You see

The way this economy is

I gotta put me and mines first

[mystic ether]

Last grill we had got scooped. 😭

[frosty herald]

we legit had a 1 braincell moment

[carmine falcon]

finished the event without playing a single mission

[gray ice]

Surrounded by fakes

[frosty herald]

cause we were doing dodging shots in sync

[heady rapids]

fym

[gray ice]

Ghastly circumstances

[carmine falcon]

glitch

[sterile stone]

I know you wouldn’t do the same for me

Won’t play

[heady rapids]

teach me

[sterile stone]

Where my plate at?

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-head-scratch-hm-hmm-gif-9190273016569542229

[heady rapids]

i love optimizing my dt playtime

[carmine falcon]

have someone farm tf out of the missions then let them wait at end event then join and leave join and leave join and leave

[heady rapids]

cheers

[carmine falcon]

time to DUUUUDDDEEE

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/yu-gi-oh-yugi-mutou-thumbs-up-okay-gif-15677641

[mystic ether]

I haven't had a seafood boil before. Sounds nice

[frosty herald]

i just know b1ade will wyvern fire me into jin dahaad's nova

[mystic ether]

Crazy indulgent too

[gray ice]

you don really be askin for a plate, but if you realllly wanted one I could prolly find a way

[frosty herald]

i dont know how

[heady rapids]

if i could i would every time

[frosty herald]

but its gonna happen when its AT drops

[heady rapids]

yk how we fed to omega once

killed ners

i was buffing back up on horn

upswing

pushed a guy outside

[frosty herald]

yeah LOL

[sterile stone]

See I got a lil decorum about me, I can’t jus pull up to every function making demands

I’d be a bad guest then

[heady rapids]

you should see how we play world with him

[mystic ether]

I was waiting for the manners like 👀

Pfft

[heady rapids]

swaxe triangle circle is an upswing

i launch him

he mounts

[gray ice]

when you say decorum

[mystic ether]

"Guess they just cool like that well damn okay. Presence as presents works but that's not everyone's game."

[gray ice]

what precisely might you mean

[mystic ether]

Yo you ever see um

[sterile stone]

It comes with the premium light skin package

Along with a silk wave cap

[drowsy steppe]

manners be spread over 3 ethnicities

and they all having a free for all

[gray ice]

Imma come after you with a container of clorox wipes and change the census if you keep this up

[sterile stone]

I swear I’m choking you

When I get my hands on you

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-giggle-laughing-gif-13908900

Alright that's a lap.

Nah

[queen yoke]

how the fuck do you have embed perms

[gray ice]

I'm sorry I'm not usually in a confrontational mood

[queen yoke]

oh wait nvm

forgot i wasnt in general

[sterile stone]

I bring out the worst in people

[mystic ether]

I've been in this discord for years on and off so I imagine I got my image perm pass ages ago.

[sterile stone]

It’s a special talent

[drowsy steppe]

Im dying bro

[queen yoke]

nah general chat doesnt have embed while zealot does
brain just had a stroke

[drowsy steppe]

I swear

[gray ice]

So we all saw him admit he ain't shit

I didn't even say it

[drowsy steppe]

yall boutta give me a fucking heart attack

[visual stream]

I would be really sad if I ended up in general chat so I'm thankful

[mystic ether]

Lmao dude just keeps staying on task

[sterile stone]

New Jack City got yall mfs on different timing

I swear

[ornate bone]

Zealot chat never fails to dissapoint!

[heady rapids]

@acoustic dune hi if you have free time rn please make sure your mic works for the thursday goon sesh

[mystic ether]

Vin: Hold on, Kill Everybody You Love And Your Hands Johnson just said he was gonna kill everybody we love and eat our hands

[drowsy steppe]

the wha

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/pause-gay-no-gif-15366401

[drowsy steppe]

we're truly ever a step closer

to OG zealot chat vibes

💀

[gray ice]

I think bans should be handed out more liberally

vote me for class president

[heady rapids]

goon as in henchmen

yk?

you're too dirty minded

[mystic ether]

Wouldn't be the first time zealot chat had a circlejerk

[sterile stone]

I could never pledge to a scrub

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-laugh-greengoblin-greengoblinlaugh-gif-25996189

[gray ice]

Built like a goomba really comin after me

The a u d a c i t y

[mystic ether]

That's rough.

[sterile stone]

I know you ain’t talking

[mystic ether]

Not goomba

You're running out of options args

[sterile stone]

Boy built like unpaid utility bills

And he wanna come after me

[mystic ether]

Aw no it's happening

I never thought I'd see this shit in a random discord. 😭

[gray ice]

Brother is three thirds an identity crisis and he wants to start this here

[frosty herald]

I had an idea right

[gray ice]

I will eat you alive don't do this

[carmine lance]

@heady rapids 2 people rage quit at traitor captain spawn and then we had to 2 man the rest of the entire mission

[acoustic dune]

k

[sterile stone]

Listen here you government cheese green giant

[wooden river]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/zealot-still-has-major-structural-weaknesses-in-high-difficulty-auric-havoc/113844

[carmine lance]

people rage quit at fucking anything, huh

[heady rapids]

weak..........

[drowsy steppe]

Im just dying watching this

[heady rapids]

the pubbies are weak

[frosty herald]

How good are you at offsetting nu udra?

[wooden river]

Make your voices heard, Zealot sisters and brethren!

[drowsy steppe]

boutta have a heart attack

[heady rapids]

eh not really i only go for it with the giant slam

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-you-shades-down-stare-looking-gif-16038093

[gray ice]

Brother is built below sea level coming after me

[heady rapids]

considering im a gunlance player 90% of the time i dont even look at the monster

[gray ice]

If you don't get some stilts and hobble outta here

[mystic ether]

Below sea level?

[heady rapids]

and just try to space out guard points

[mystic ether]

Wait

Wait

[frosty herald]

My idea was doing duo at nu udra with lance heavy bowgun or greatsword heavy bowgun

You tank/offset

And i pump dps

[sterile stone]

I know you’re talking wild when the ash on your elbow could be used on a pool que

[heady rapids]

i wasnt planning on playing any of those

[drowsy steppe]

below sea level 😭

[carmine lance]

so why would I want to destroy rations over recovering

[heady rapids]

moreso tanking a

nu udra??

[plush estuary]

@heady rapids do you have the event spawn copypasta?

or was it someone else

[carmine lance]

like what comes from it

[ivory marlin]

I wish i was into chess like this

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/bernie-mac-smh-gif-27571314

[heady rapids]

• in mission (triggered per certain amount of pickups each):
  • recover spawns bulwark waves (50), plague ogryns (100), and 2 plague ogryns with ogryn wave (350)
  • destroy spawns armored groaner waves (50), captain (100), and twins (350)
• daily total (presumably):
  • if destroyed wins: ranged buff for players, infinite ranged cleave/double ammo; inferno circumstance mission; more hordes, armored groaner replacement
  • if recovered wins: stimm buff, attack speed/reload speed/dodge speed/dodge distance/more stamina; walking giants circumstance mission; head parasite mutator; mutant waves

(in mission spawns scale per difficulty, listed is auric)

[gray ice]

I seen homie at second breakfast in the shire with my own eyes

[ivory marlin]

He got mad when i looked away

[sterile stone]

I can’t stand your big ass I swear dawg

[carmine lance]

destroyed seems to benefit ranged weapons, why would I want that as zealot

[sterile stone]

Mf always brings out the worst in me

[north sedge]

zealot is fine

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/reading-intense-scare-gif-21112634

[nimble fiber]

mimimi im argus and im afraid of seafood

[heady rapids]

no you want that cause you spawn captains

i dont think we get the bonus ever

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/long-tears-gif-11087877242190144149

[heady rapids]

cause people pick shit up

[sterile stone]

Shut yah mouf

[heady rapids]

so it doesnt matter

everyone just recovers them

[sullen forge]

recovered is winning by a landslide

[gray ice]

Alright I think I'm finished

[sullen forge]

so I think we already know whats happening

[nimble fiber]

its ok bro the ocean can't hurt u rn

[gray ice]

I can feel the violence leaving me now

[heady rapids]

im destroying them cause it leads to entertaining spawns

with cpps

caps

CAPS

[sterile stone]

Fuckery of the highest degree

[carmine lance]

I like how people are so oblivious too

[sterile stone]

I swear on it

[sterile stone]

I stand by it

[heady rapids]

NO

FUCK

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/blackmail-blackmailing-future-blackmailing-gif-10121119449732345709

[calm charm]

Which thammer's better?

[drowsy steppe]

crucis

[heady rapids]

wanna team up

[carmine lance]

I was the only person fighting captain for an extended period of time, I literally had to dip out and say "sure I'll just solo boss" and THEN they come running over

[heady rapids]

i got nothing to do cause my friend is playing the vampires gaem

[ivory marlin]

Damn he got you

[carmine lance]

you know what? sure lol

I can fit a match in before I leave for dinner

I'll dm you my steam friend code

[frosty herald]

Methinks the event is going to lead up to the blogpost for the next update

[sterile stone]

You too you half baked Popeyes biscuit

[heady rapids]

oki

[ivory marlin]

What i love sea food

[sterile stone]

I won’t hold you

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/how-seriously-gif-18454834

[sterile stone]

Crawfish go hard

But das about it

[drowsy steppe]

argus what do you have against the sea

wtf bigot!!!

[ivory marlin]

Nah is fuck up some salmon or smth

[sterile stone]

Bruh hol on hol on hol on

I spent like

[heady rapids]

@carmine lance invite me then i hope i dont kms over the ping

LMAO

[sterile stone]

12 damn years of my life

[gray ice]

It'll come back

[drowsy steppe]

screenshotted..

[sterile stone]

Eating fried shrimp

I’m tired grandpa

[nimble fiber]

bro hates the whole ocean...

[drowsy steppe]

whats 12 more years of shrimp twin

[mystic ether]

They were probably caught up with handling horde. Sometimes is like that. Which boss was it?

[ivory marlin]

Bro eats shrimp and decides all aquatic life tastes like sea bugs

[sterile stone]

I gotta stay consistent

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/mald-guy-gif-18778091

[sterile stone]

Keep it real I never fucked with eating fish

Fight me

[drowsy steppe]

bigoted..

[sterile stone]

Gator nuggets either

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-patrick-fight-spongebob-fight-gif-17721615

[drowsy steppe]

I cant trust your food opinion anymore after this

[mystic ether]

Gator nuggets. Hm.

[drowsy steppe]

thems the rule set in seastone

[mystic ether]

Never had reptile

[ivory marlin]

Ive had gator jerky

[mystic ether]

Curious about snakes

[ivory marlin]

It was good

[sterile stone]

I can’t win in this mf

[mystic ether]

Rip

[carmine lance]

they were waiting at a "everyone be here" pont

[mystic ether]

Ahhh

[sterile stone]

@gray ice biggest sin on this planet

Bland Mac and cheese

How do people manage to do this

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-steam-maintenance-tuesday-funny-gif-5125368307851606673

[gray ice]

i wish i had a plate of catfish mac and yams rn

[ivory marlin]

Just get better opinions honestly

[gray ice]

I'd take that over a cake fr

[gray ice]

carefully

[sterile stone]

Hold on

What kinda cake

[lean cairn]

3 hours @plush estuary

[gray ice]

If you're asking what kinda cake im getting iunno

[sterile stone]

Almond cake is the only answer

[gray ice]

But like for a plate of what i just asked for i'd take that over any cake

I cant say i've had almond cake

[sterile stone]

Missin out

[sterile stone]

Also

I know you’re gonna hate me for saying this

[gray ice]

I live in poverty Mr. Jefferson we ain't got your fancy shmancy shit

[sterile stone]

But I’ve never had yams

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/j-alexander-antm-americas-next-top-model-clutches-pearls-clutch-neck-gif-21070072

[gray ice]

So you don't like seafood like fish and you never had yams

Imma need that card brother

[sterile stone]

Now hold on mf

I still like fried chicken

And cornbread

[normal shell]

@south prism

[sterile stone]

And good times

[gray ice]

I'll give it back when you get some of your culture back in you

[sterile stone]

You ain’t lived til you’ve been pissed if by Florida Evan’s

[gray ice]

one of the thirds gotta get subsumed

[sterile stone]

Whatchu mean

I grew up in the culture

[gray ice]

you are missing CRITICAL shit

it's the strangest shit

[sterile stone]

LIKE WHAT DOE

[gray ice]

YOU'VE NEVER HAD YAMS BROTHER TF YOU MEAN LIKE WHAT

YOU ARE A GROWN MAN

[sterile stone]

It just never popped up on the radar

Like I always had options and I got with my favs

Dirty rice

Chicken

Peas

Cabbage

[gray ice]

That is INSANE for someone who is supposed to be 33.3% me and growin up in the culture

[sterile stone]

Listen alright

[gray ice]

Like that's gotta be a statistical anomaly, it's crazy the things we do and don't engage with

in similar circumstances

this isn't a tick mark against you just a wonder of the variation in experiences

[sterile stone]

Mf I’m not no damn science experiment

[gray ice]

you are now mf i ain't make the rules

we're all experiments in the scheme of life

[sterile stone]

That’s deep

But you know what else is deep

My fucking mattress at my old apartment

Deep in my room

[nimble fiber]

the ocean?

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/listen-here-you-little-meme-you-little-shit-damn-you-damn-it-chicken-kiev-gif-25718782

[pale spindle]

Wtf is going on?

[sterile stone]

We’re having a heart to heart bonding moment between friends

[gray ice]

just go get it and stuff it in your car

[sterile stone]

Think of it like therapy for middle class people

[gray ice]

it's not that far from your old crib is it

[sterile stone]

It’s like a 25 min drive one way

[pale spindle]

I still don't understand

[sterile stone]

Ima just stay there the tonight and bring it back in the morning

[pale spindle]

But WHATS THE YAMMMSSS?!?!

[sterile stone]

I’m tired as shit from moving my entire apartment anyways

[drowsy steppe]

33.3% 😭

[sterile stone]

The yams brought it out of Richard Priar

[sterile stone]

Do not encourage this mf

[drowsy steppe]

1/3

[pale spindle]

Oh you didn't get the reference 😞

[drowsy steppe]

😭

[sterile stone]

We weren’t quoting Kendrick Lamar ?

Ooop

[pale spindle]

Yes I was

[sterile stone]

I’m going to take a nap the going for a ride

I’ll talk to y’all tomorrow when I get internet again

[pale spindle]

But wait, what about Yams day????

[acoustic dune]

is that

real?????????

[acoustic dune]

yamato day?

[pale spindle]

That's my pupper yes

[acoustic dune]

god remind me of yesterday

where i just saaw a dog

aand when i start taaking a stance if wiggle it tail more n more

then i pet it

idk whoomse dog is it

https://tenor.com/view/bernese-bernese-mountain-bernese-mountain-dog-dog-squish-gif-7623442976272585960

[gray ice]

that's not even that long tho

[acoustic dune]

it was a big chap

[pale spindle]

Probably was a https://youtube.com/shorts/O37cq-nyyJ8?si=agWMZnbYs38zKsbB

I even have a build for her:

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9f3e1f45-7e8b-4699-8494-9755f698fa2e/princess-simulator?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[acoustic dune]

gamer cat

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gaming-def-ai-gif-3507828868060036475

[visual stream]

xb*x 🤮

[south prism]

based

[heady rapids]

@carmine lance you complained abt bad teammates once and what do you get

a ds plasma vet and a fgs psyker

[solar gorge]

youu get blade

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-explosion-gif-7138394752046712707

i frew up

dude my game runs like SHIT

what do i do

[acoustic dune]

You hate melee psycher?

[solar gorge]

re-install windows

[acoustic dune]

Window 10?

[solar gorge]

invest in crypto currency

[heady rapids]

see uh

[paper goblet]

man busts it down gay son style and refuses to elaborate

[heady rapids]

monster hunter wilds out of all things runs extremely well for me

[carmine lance]

yeah that was... frustrating tbh

[heady rapids]

and that game has 20% positive reviews or sum

for the terrible optimization

so when i open up darktide..............

[heady rapids]

it felt like a malice match

[solar gorge]

i have a very goog pc

and darktide never ran well for me

for what it is

still very playable

[heady rapids]

every copy of dt is personalized

[carmine lance]

IT DID

[heady rapids]

it is playable but on higher diffs

the game starts killing your frames

indirect cause of shitty balance requiring them ot just spam stuff

wcyd

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-explosion-gif-7138394752046712707

[carmine lance]

also I find it really funny that the psyker's rationalized it as "you're the one using knife"

brother I'm complaining I don't even get the opportunity to HIT shit

[heady rapids]

yeah lmao with his ass

running fgs

[paper goblet]

ok so im fairly new to the game, is there any way to avoid constantly take shitloads of chip damage as a zealot other than rectifying my skill issue

[heady rapids]

ok i might be shitting on dt rn

but i do have obs running

and a 1080p stream on disc

nvm

[frosty herald]

Dodging

[carmine lance]

shove and dodge more

[ivory marlin]

Solid name but 0 clue

[heady rapids]

its a 2k stream

killing myself

[carmine lance]

lmao

[heady rapids]

yeah idk

[frosty herald]

Bros his own worst enemy

[solar gorge]

i finally got spec ops for recon in bf6

[heady rapids]

i blame nvidia

[solar gorge]

yipee

[heady rapids]

didnt they take away your pee cee

[solar gorge]

now i can play metal gear

[carmine lance]

nvidia is always at fault, on god

[solar gorge]

tomorrow

[heady rapids]

right.........

[carmine lance]

either that or your feng shui is way off

[paper goblet]

your'e morther

i didnt even spell it wrong correctly

god

[carmine lance]

fix your room layout NOW

[paper goblet]

im a failure

[solar gorge]

i re-installed windows 11 today but still sporadic crashes

[heady rapids]

whats the error code

kernel power?

or just a software crash

[paper goblet]

sighs
*mother

[solar gorge]

yeah cuz there's no actual error message

[misty nova]

Here's the most valuable info I can give
If you stop dodging for 0.85 seconds you get all your dodges back

[solar gorge]

it just restarts cuz it feels like it

[ivory marlin]

Chat

[misty nova]

I literally have no better advice

[paper goblet]

i know of this

i have the bar

i just need to git gud

[heady rapids]

i got kernel power when my cat learned how to turn off the power strip

[ivory marlin]

Fallout 3 remastered is gonna get announced right

[heady rapids]

check your outlets and psu

[solar gorge]

i've done a clean w11 re-install with a usb drive and shi

[ivory marlin]

This isnt cope right

[solar gorge]

so i'm ruling software out

[heady rapids]

if you get kernel power

means power got cut

[misty nova]

Yeah then I can give no better advice 🫡

[heady rapids]

unless you force shut it down

[misty nova]

Good luck out there

[ivory marlin]

Stop reacting with that

Its real chat

[solar gorge]

kernel power can mean that true

[ivory marlin]

Fallout 3 is gonna get announced in 2 days

[solar gorge]

but it's also what the event journal say when it has no clue

[carmine lance]

Listen for audio cues too!

[long turret]

anyone want to try Just a fleshwound penance for zealot?

[heady rapids]

well its the result

[frosty herald]

Just play tale of two wastelands

[paper goblet]

at best its gonna be fallout 4 special edition now with fishing

[heady rapids]

just means pc got turned off

[acoustic dune]

@carmine falcon why did you leave me

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-stare-jerma-jerma-stare-meme-gif-7356049281502534783

[ivory marlin]

No cuz it used the fallout 3 green

[heady rapids]

try replugging your psu or check a diff outlet

[ivory marlin]

Which clearly means

[solar gorge]

il'll have psu, ram and mobo checked in order

[ivory marlin]

Fallout 3 remastered

[drowsy steppe]

my proudest joke today

[solar gorge]

the problem is the crash is fucking random and will be a pain in the ass to test for

[paper goblet]

fallout tactics annversary version

[zinc talon]

destroy...?

[solar gorge]

not my problem !

good luck technician frind

[heady rapids]

good luck regardless

yeah

[zinc talon]

** DESTROY...? **

[ivory marlin]

[paper goblet]

yea

they're probably evil and bad given that they've been in posession of a nurgle cult just lying around

[zinc talon]

IF I KETCH

[paper goblet]

but recover is winning rn so uhhh

[zinc talon]

WUNNA YEW LAFFINSTOKS

[ivory marlin]

Imagine following nurgle

[zinc talon]

DESTROYIN MAH RASHINS

[ivory marlin]

Couldn’t be me

[paper goblet]

couldnt be me either clearly

anyways

if everyone on the ship suddenly turns into a zombie

it was probably all the evil fucked up rations

[ivory marlin]

I bet yeah

Couldn’t have been one of us

[carmine falcon]

@acoustic dune did u bluescreen

[zinc talon]

AHL ROLL YA INTO LIL BOLLS AN HAV YA WIT SPUH SPIG PASTA

[carmine falcon]

i just bluescreened me and my friend

[acoustic dune]

no?

why?

[carmine falcon]

tf

we both crashed our pcs

we thought its the game

[zinc talon]

odd

[paper goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/pasta-pasta-recipe-gif-26074240

[zinc talon]

what mission were you in

[heady rapids]

why would you do that

tbh

[acoustic dune]

MAYBE IT WAS

[paper goblet]

footage of ogryn eating pasta

[zinc talon]

ha

just reach into the boiling pot of water and pull out handfuls of steaming pasta

[paper goblet]

no sauce

no meat

no vegetables

just unstrained sopping wet pasta straight from the pot

real ogryn hours

[zinc talon]

only consideration about it is what the ogryn had on their hands reaching into the pot

boiling water may not be strong enough to kill it

[paper goblet]

true

[frosty herald]

Unironically would be peak

[carmine lance]

Well, it was the ogryn’s anyways

[paper goblet]

its all nurgle shit on atoma you gotta reach ionization temperatures to kill it

[heady rapids]

https://fixvx.com/Miaw/status/1980270779800428924

Miaw (@Miaw)

would you like to… nvm

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 20, 2025, 1:52 PM

[paper goblet]

reduce that stuff to plasma

[zinc talon]

heh my first thought went to nuclear pasta

[heady rapids]

@carmine falcon

[paper goblet]

stahhhhp TELEPOORTIIING

cries in agonized chainsword user

they keep ultra-insticting me

[carmine lance]

New rule, only I get to be good in missions but my teammates don’t get to be bad either

I think this is a good rule

[carmine lance]

Lmao

We love alpha legion

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-emperor-of-mankind-emperor-fact-check-status-gif-13352391829204374648

[heady rapids]

finally tuned out my feed to give me eurobeat

[zinc talon]

oh that's DA

[heady rapids]

finally.........

[zinc talon]

for a sec I thought that was the salamanders

I was like 'oh god, what did I miss, who retconned the only good guys left'

people love to say there are no good guys in 40k, but my boy vulkan

[heady rapids]

do we approve of child killing

is the question here

[zinc talon]

my boy vulkan is fighting that stereotype with fresh cocoa and booboo kisses

[carmine falcon]

REAL

[zinc talon]

well that's kinda a loaded question isn't it spook

cuz the CHILDREN you're referring to were all COMMUNISTS

https://tenor.com/view/historias-de-miedo-las-chicas-superpoderosas-bombón-bellota-burbuja-gif-23004532

[normal shell]

@south prism we're going out pick your fit

[carmine lance]

I like the skin cloak in the bottom row

[south prism]

11

[visual stream]

3rd row #4 has all they shit just hanging out bro

[normal shell]

if you got it show it

[heady rapids]

you could say

they're showing a bit too much skin?

[carmine lance]

[normal shell]

my picks

[misty nova]

Eurobeat mentioned

[zinc talon]

I both love and hate that this is by far the hardest picture I have of my zealot

[misty nova]

Time to be sad while jamming out

[carmine lance]

Ok but zealot flail would actually go hard

[zinc talon]

so hard

so hard

[heady rapids]

https://youtu.be/PrFmKvX3LmQ

[carmine lance]

Lmao

[zinc talon]

^okri's idea of for a power flail

I wanna bonk that guy, but he's just out of reach....I need to rectify this....

[carmine lance]

Well the main advantage of using a flail is getting around an opponent’s shield

[paper goblet]

baby goobert

[oak ice]

The fact darktide doesn't have a flail is kinda crazy

[oak ice]

Yes

[carmine lance]

Would be cool if it could just go straight through bulwark shield but I know it’ll never happen

[paper goblet]

useless anyways just use an Agri specshot

[carmine lance]

REAL

[paper goblet]

that shit instantly flinches a bulwark when hitting the shield

[carmine lance]

I tend to stick to knife or relic blade

[paper goblet]

find a vet who uses agri then

its the mauler remover 9000

[carmine lance]

I see

[zinc talon]

is it now

[paper goblet]

hold on lemme find that video someone made

of a good agri build

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-comendo-picoca-gif-9669437860846841235

maulers tend to be my alive 50% too long problem area regardless of class or build

[paper goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046912126746374274/1429940710097813515/Warhammer_40000_Darktide_2025.10.20_-_16.11.47.06.DVR_online-video-cutter.com.mp4?ex=68f94910&is=68f7f790&hm=7f312a4251c98d2a55c2ad2f7efe917b0a654f79b706ef137226c017e9483eb9&

see here

[zinc talon]

lol the video hung at like, one second in

so I was like ....?

[paper goblet]

those are hav 40

[zinc talon]

just a single mauler killed

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-laugh-haha-happy-lol-gif-17298893

[heady rapids]

i love when my mauler packs spawn in konga lines

[paper goblet]

well yea but still

it one shot bodyshots maulers if you've got youir buff up

buffs up

[heady rapids]

counterpoint i dont feel alive if im not being annoying

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1077794864281964586/1162227056789168138/ezgif-5-ae73b49e11.gif?ex=653b2b4b&is=6528b64b&hm=82746258699e3ebaff755f238c8b2249842b4f1885d18cf9d6811a9b853f2c43&

[misty nova]

Yeah

Zarona and Agri are just deleting directions

[carmine falcon]

@acoustic dune 1

[acoustic dune]

1?

[heady rapids]

2

[carmine falcon]

ONE

[acoustic dune]

one

[carmine falcon]

1

how do u even do 1 melee dmg

[obsidian prairie]

Did you like

Step on someone's toe

[carmine falcon]

lmao

seems like it

[acoustic dune]

didddle

he diddle a tyranid

[paper goblet]

naw cause hes in power armor if he stepped on your toe your toe is reduced to paste instantly

thats gotta be more than one damage

[heady rapids]

how much hp do spore mines have

and cultists

@carmine falcon spore mines have 1 hp.......

[acoustic dune]

He punch a spore mine?

[heady rapids]

cultist have up to 8

[carmine falcon]

lmao

[heady rapids]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/625

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-explosion-gif-7138394752046712707

[paper goblet]

so b ased

[snow loom]

guess what type of zealot i play as

[plush estuary]

@carmine falcon

[ripe quest]

wow this is weaker than I thought for vet

[heady rapids]

bye chat

[misty nova]

WEAKER ?

😭

But yeah

No exploit Weakness up

[ripe quest]

Yeah I mean, it's Vet. Should synergize with that better. Agri Railgun sweep I suppose

[misty nova]

I mean

That's Zarona

[carmine falcon]

wtf

[misty nova]

Now this

[plush estuary]

did you listen with audio?

[carmine falcon]

his pfp lmao

[misty nova]

This is Agri

[carmine falcon]

yeah

comedic timing on point

[plush estuary]

yeah

[carmine falcon]

lmao

[ripe quest]

Zarona and Agri are just deleting directions
This is on the topic of deleting a bunch of enemies like that. Agri Railgun is specced into that.

[carmine falcon]

he promised something funny and he delivered

[copper hawk]

Agri snailgun

[ripe quest]

Usually builds that do a Zarona are some flavor of bleedinator, good for mixed crowds

Which vet does have superiority in thank god

[misty nova]

Just making sure both shotguns mogs Arby's

But yeah
Zarona has better unyielding damage when ads so I guess if you want to delete a direction plus boss damage

[copper hawk]

Love that chicken at Arby's

[ripe quest]

Yeah vet's bleedinator and zealot's agri railgun giving those two weapons life and competitiveness over arbi shotguns is a perfect example of swag over function turning into swag is function

another reason for making stupid builds to drive metas

[paper goblet]

NOW IF ONLY fatshark would buff staff bonk

[misty nova]

Yeah like lone wolf

[heady rapids]

dog is so unbelievably boring compared to necro

ugh

[upper parrot]

Lol vermontide

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/rice-chef-chris-cho-cooked-rice-asian-rice-cooking-gif-20952894

@carmine falcon

[plush estuary]

@carmine falcon

[heady rapids]

cool crosshair

[plush estuary]

thx

my team tried to vote kick me

after that

[misty nova]

Counterpoint

Intercontinental Ballistic Good Boy

[deft badge]

Bro didn't even light light heavy

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/memri-tv-shoe-gif-13832699

[deft badge]

He just heavied

Stared at em

[misty nova]

Called for a x1

Dull Blade 1v1 in the dark

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/mcihael-jackson-beat-it-knife-knife-crime-fighting-gif-13413340

[plush estuary]

I love trolling in CS

so many slurs and insults

ham makes it better too

[carmine falcon]

lmao he's loving it

[heady rapids]

flaming your own friends that are locked in is better tbh

[copper hawk]

Mid rage

For Honor has funny ragers

TF2 has the best

Shrugs epicly

Sighz like a badass

Mada mada baka chan..

[carmine falcon]

justice for bootysniffer69

[plush estuary]

he left

F

[carmine falcon]

he went to sniff some bootys

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-bootywarrior-gif-4995874

[plush estuary]

@obsidian ore

[obsidian ore]

ENDING

BRO

FLOORED

[plush estuary]

🪑

got sat down

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-house-running-monster-house-running-monster-house-run-chowder-runn-gif-14658704368498314892

Tuné nada

🗣️

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/arc-raiders-playtest-gif-1807389310520001794

[long oasis]

hehe

I am the superior frog.

[void bison]

you aren't anything

[median steeple]

I like ARC Raiders but man I do not like getting matched against groups as a solo

[north sedge]

i never had that happen solo

[median steeple]

there is weighted matchmaking when you solo

but it can happen

game is really fun tho

grenade spam is just as effective against groups of idiots as it is in Tarkov

[north sedge]

i barricaded the door at the top of the elevator to the locked room at control tower and a dude thought nothing of it and just started taking down the barricade while i lit him on fire

[median steeple]

first thing I did was breach max

faster and quieter breaching

[north sedge]

oh not barricaded door, the portable barricade

threw the fire nade between the gap of it and the doorway

[median steeple]

oh lmao

people in this game do not know how to handle grenades

it's great

[heady rapids]

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSUG9Egma/

[north sedge]

so you're not supposed to go "ooh shiney" and grab it

[hearty nebula]

grillin

[zinc talon]

whatever it is, I'm intrigued

[jagged cradle]

@plush estuary i’m so much better

[void bison]

I want to collect tons of snitch grenades and lures

[grizzled aspen]

Frog want beesechurger...

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-battle-droid-not-the-face-not-the-face-not-the-face-the-bad-batch-gif-19945429

https://tenor.com/view/lucas-and-maya-maya-covers-eyes-what-hide-gif-12967930

[brazen widget]

killing 500 elites with blades is taking longer than expected

just for slightly cooler pants than the "burn 2k enemies with fire nades"
which is a lot easier

[carmine lance]

I think I'm now just going to leave matches where people feel the need to set off every fucking barrel

[upper parrot]

Blame the vets for their poor aim

[carmine lance]

this was a psyker with the voidblast staff

the ground aoe

[upper parrot]

Lol

[carmine lance]

i saw that fucking outline

fucker boxed me in with no room to dodge with crusher spam

[upper parrot]

Tell them to switch to electricity

Lol don't need to aim with that

Or do what I do sometimes when dealing with a lot of range heavy dps explode them before they explode you

Lol I always end up being blown off the edge if I don't

Lol and it's always the barrel I miss looking over it

[hexed igloo]

My apolocheese it was intentional I tried to knock you off the map with every barrel

[upper parrot]

Nothing wrong with a little friendly fire

[hexed igloo]

We're out of friendly fire is enemy okay?

If I'm playing psyker I'm using the fire staff and accidentally hitting every barrel though so

When I zealot I do be punching every barrel intentionally

[placid fiber]

I kill barrels that look problematic, myself

I've been barreled enough times <.<

[hexed igloo]

You look problematic so I barrel you

[placid fiber]

Gottem

[void bison]

I am on reserve power until arc raiders 30th sweep

[upper parrot]

Hell used to it by now from vermontide and helldivers

[void bison]

in helldivers 2 friendly fire isn't

[upper parrot]

Best thing to do in helldivers is lay down when there is airstrikes and turret

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/tired-sleepy-exhausted-let-me-just-lay-down-here-gif-8390252

[upper parrot]

Lol I thought it was funny the first time I realized even your own turrets want to kill you

[oak ice]

They have done this too much. That hand poistioning was TOO SWIFT

[oak ice]

Depends? I am against friendly fire when it's constant and more a lack of the teammate's awareness, but if it's a honest mistake yeah its' fine

[upper parrot]

I'm always laughing when I get blown off edges sometimes you will hear me go wee

https://tenor.com/view/team-rocket-pokemon-fly-sky-anime-gif-16659565

At least they don't have you targeting specific enemies like borderlands where you can accidentally blow them away and take forever to find them or not even get to them

This one mission was an hour and half long one for ultimate vault hunters mission and I accidentally blew off an enemy off an elevator and caused us to be stuck when we were 3/4 of the way done

[mystic ether]

Shrimply be mindful with them tosses. :>

It is funny when it happens though.

I'll ping and even say turret out and someone will just run in front of it after it very clearly dropped in front of them and started shooting stuff safely.

Then leave sometimes lmao.

[upper parrot]

Lol

[signal spoke]

This robot somehow still has far more personality and character than any of concord

[mystic ether]

In the most what the hell are they trying to get across with the design kind of a way sure.

[signal spoke]

Ah yes such a stupid and woke design for a game set on a post apocalyptic future

[mystic ether]

?

[signal spoke]

That has Rogue robots AI taking over the world

[mystic ether]

What's "woke" about any of that?

[signal spoke]

People

Just use it for anything

Character design that they don't like is woke

[mystic ether]

Oh you were joking about that kind of shit. I wasn't sure what was going on there.

[signal spoke]

[mystic ether]

I already know what people are trying to say with that kind of crap because it's always the same pattern of nonsense but I was just like

"wh? wha? where?"

Some robot dude that looks like a lifeguard but also boxing gloves and some egg thing? que?

[void bison]

I heard that the finals takes place at the same time as arc raiders so while people are fighting to survive the robots the elite are just chewing popcorn watching a death game

or whatever finals is about

[hexed igloo]

Insane deranged design what the fuck kind of character even is that

[signal spoke]

Supposedly on the same universe as the finals

But decades further in the future

[carmine lance]

i never got into the finals, what is it even about

[signal spoke]

There are parts of the Arc Raiders products and buildings having the sponsors of the finals

[hexed igloo]

A robot donald-ducking it with a weird baby penguin thing, a life preserver vest made into a rig, fuckin boxing gloves for some reason

Why does it's legs not match with its arms

[signal spoke]

Dynamism shooter

[tranquil bone]

Uhh like VR hunger games sorta I think.

[signal spoke]

A game show in the future

[carmine lance]

ah

[signal spoke]

Anyone can join and participate to earn fame

And the entire levels are fully destructible

[mystic ether]

VR bloodsport that's globally popular and a gameshow. Everything about the art direction is intentionally a sort of sterile, sporty modern look to things. Class-based loadout military battle royale arena shooter split between like two modes last I checked?

[void bison]

I would try it but I heard it sucks for solo play

[mystic ether]

Kind of.

[signal spoke]

It does a bit if you are to play cashout

I just prefer playing Power Shift which is like payload KOTH

With a moving platform

[mystic ether]

If you're just cracked at the game and can get people to cooperate even at the barest of minimum it's not that bad.

Excuse me, competent enough.

[signal spoke]

Bro just said battle royale

[mystic ether]

Yeah.

Battle royale in concept.

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-angry-speaking-head-tuco-squidward-gif-13808874276609302886

World tour is a tournament like mode

[mystic ether]

Not like exactly battle royale in terms of game modes.

[carmine lance]

interesting, I'm not a fan of most pvp games but the concept is certainly interesting