#zealot-class
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ONLY FING AROUND ERE DESTROYIN RASHINS IS ME ARSE YEW LOT GOT THAT
AHL ROLL YA INTA LIL BOLLS N HAV YA WIT SPUH SPIG NOODLS
Okri are you ok
You don't mess with rations.
the gassy general
I was just starting to have fun with my knife build, I get home today and I see they nerfed the fucking Pious Cut-Throat, nice!!
The gassy patch
Why are they doing this to me
so we're all gonna get food poisoning if we collect these
invocation of death was already more powerful on the knife with scourge since you would get 55% crit even without blazing piety and yet they nerfed pious still lol
@ivory marlin ai upscaled assets are unused and they actually made good sprites for the remaster
I guess I go back to invocation of death 🤷♂️ jeez
Literally tried Cut-Throat for 1 day
ye i was the same
i tried using inexorable judgement again since it was actually usable again but nah they just nerfed all the good nodes on that side of the tree again
including riposte
like whats the point
we have all been using blazing piety builds since zealots inception bcz the right side of the tree was trash in comparison yet they are making us go back to that with these nerfs
Fs can eat my ass I'm changing my review to negative that's the only thing I can do :(
they buffed blazing piety with the tree rework too so its even better than it was before
yet the other side of the tree is the one that needed nerfs lol
Yeah fs is tarded I think
They measure and calculate the nerfs like it's a pvp moba
And not a pve game
It’s a very small nerf
And pretty well deserved
If it was a big nerf I would shit my pants and would cry in my crib with one tooth wearing diaper
For real!
Given a 30s ability
Pre-nerf: minimum 15s CD
Post-nerf: minimum 17.143s CD
It’s like, literally nothing lol
Given that IoD is crit RNG dependent and PCT is player controlled
Give me my 2.143 seconds back
PCT basically always won over the other 2 as long as u could hit weakspot
It invalidated martyr’s purpose basically always
Alright man I might have overreacted I just hate nerfs man! What can I say!
anyone has a basic marty build with all the essentials?
i dunno if bleed for the emperor and the node just below is good or not
and I could use 2 more points elsewhere
BFTE is good in preventing getting hit into until death instantly, RF is not required but may help u squeeze a bit more value out of BFTE
With that said if u run a crit weapon u could technically get crit TDR from left and just gamble
I am using an evis
I guess u can skip both?
I only run Evis with crit setup
everybody seems to have a different opinion
Perfect strike + shred for me
i dont think the event is active yet
it is
you have to exit and relaunch the game to see the objective (it's a reskinned skull event)
also seems to increase boss spawn by a lot
i should get a bolter
whats the reward?
the usuals
a new frame insignia or?
i think it was a new frame, the usual resources and money
Gonna recover every fucking box because destroying them swaps to my gun AND spawns ogryns
Destroying rations? Ogryns going to cry.
Or would Ogryns be eating them and will that count as destroying them?
NOOOOO RECOVER ONLY
NOT THA RASSHUNS
agaisnt nurgle?
i doubt thats a good idea
i would recover on khorn ration
Ogryn literally asks if he can eat the plague ogryn i dont think they care at all
That looks delish mmmmmh
Slop
its so peak
wait what
HAWKTUAH
WHAAT IS THIS
Angry Ogryns sounds funny.
rashions with megaAIDS
The rations don't look that healthy
wow they buff range
Ah I thought to 'flank' something meant to attack it from the side. I thought that node was saying 'attack from the back and side'
The fact that you didn't instantly get four grenades thrown over that wall directly onto your noggin proves they were, in fact, paid actors.
RASHUNS
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a01f3aa1-3a0b-47eb-adb4-ebdb6ce18407/meow-relic-blade-build
are there any improvements i should make?
ive changed wrath for rampage on my loadout

hmm
adding 5% crit, upped enduring faith uptime to 35% 
I hate giving up 25% unyielding though
scourge bleed with relic blade 
Is it though? Wrath vs no wrath in mixed hordes is quite noticeable, at least imo
Yeah 
How so
Odds is a thing nowadays
I think I don't want wrath, but then get hit with two back2back zergs and overheat
And enables Rampage
Rampage is strength
Which fills more brackets on the damage calculation formula
Which makes things better overall
Rampage is strength not damage like tooltip says?
That is very miniscule compared to wrath's cleave tho still
So why wrath when odds and rampage exists
Yup, strength
why tooltip lie? 
Because big fish
That's 50% more cleave
It's an amazing talent don't get me wrong and i take it
But damage in this case vs cleave for larger mixed hordes, ehhh
Rb is not a lackluster weapon damage wise, elites are getting one shot in heavy sweeps with or without rampage
but I guess I'll give rampage a try, see how it feels

mmm

~120% usually

Like that's difficult with zealot tbh, you have more than enough tools to build it up easily
but I might give rampage a shot
Or you could just have odds and rampage
see how it feels
Try both regardless
Odds is poor man's wrath
Very poor
and costs talent point
Odds will not cleave havoc hordes by itself
You're right
The powered Relic Blade will
don’t listen to him still take wrath if you’re going into havoc
Yeah which is enough depending on your weapon
For auric yes
In havoc you can literally see rb getting slowed down in larger hordes
You just don't have sufficient cleave for the number of walkers + elites
You do have enough
Walkers are a joke nowadays
Dreg Ragers mass is a joke
Mauler might be the only tricky one but you can cleave 2 of them easily with odds rampage
So a joke still
You can easily see this for yourself by just spawning such hordes but if you disagree you disagree 🤷♂️
I only speak from personal experience with rb and discussions with others who main it
What now lmao
Then i guess we have different outlooks on it
Disagreements exists
I wouldn't go without some form of solid cleave with rb
You can't just agree to disagree on the internet!
You're right, let me fuss and cry in outrage
Yeah so until then
I'm still going to say that wrath is shit
And I'm still going to be right

Sorry you feel that way.
Incredibly mature display
It is a behaviour to be sorry of
Nah 
I love how people keep thinking that there’s a chance we’re going to get aquilas for doing events
Like yeah it’d be nice, but get real
Not like we get any good skins in the shop anyway.
clipping recolor slop only.

I gotta try this.
Lots of interesting cheatmods coming out recently.
Mf trying to turn darktide into a rts
target acquisition op
visual clutter so high people are making cheat mods just to see clearly
Another note: like Fatshark's CTO told me back then, this kind of feature can be very useful for hard-of-hearing people, and if even a hundred people use it as a wallhack (which doesn't directly impact your game) and one hard-of-hearing person can enjoy the game better thanks to it, I think that's a good tradeoff.
fucking vermintide had accessibility captions to solve this and it didnt require wallhacks or highlights
nameplates and this highlighting would be cool default accessibility options, but won't ever happen
As a melee enjoyer, I really wanted my ranged fantasy

Infinite cleave gorgonum
With extra extra ammo

Or extra peas peashooter achlys
I have something stuck in me teeth
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Spidey sense:
First update and is gonna be a shit hole of features the game did not needed
its being developed by a team that made raid not dogshit
Idk what Raid is 
Ww2 payday
Bombed hard on release
That sounds fun 
Whenever I see "raid" it makes me think raid shadow legends... I've seen that advertised so much, it's annoying
like stfu already, I've heard of you


Oh fuck yes
Yeah
Life or death for ration boy
You either recover or destroy rations
Event ends and the mourningstar is filled with rations everywhere if we recover them

and then the rations suddenly make enemies spawn twice as densely
Ogryns climbing out of the woodwork, dragged forward by their noses like a cartoon
Everyone knows you're supposed to have 3 hands, right?

i didnt get twins tho for some reason
just the 2 captains
probably teammates ruined it by actually picking them up
@normal shell my country is so cooked
Actualy
i didn't even realise it was out cuz no one talked about it
Did you see kuli's comment?
prolly because the animation is so ass
Too bad grifters are using s3 to cherry pick on it
what about it
Don't worry about it
"They are saving the budget for fights"
they're saving the budget for cocaine and prostitutes
I guess OPM is just fated to have this level of animation
Because
You're not beating Murata quality
😭
I couldn't beat a todler's level of drawing, so I don't doubt that

Listen
One has a dream
And he made it

Im still amazed that dr stone was adapted
I wouldve thunk boichi's artstyle would be too beautiful to animate
I always liked that they still used the og drawings for Saitama's expressions
biden blast
You dodge dodge dodge
Get the block efficiency up
Then you activate the RB, it auto blocks then you get your dodges back
Then you dodge dodge dodge dodge dodge
Woops
Overheated
Uh

chat is this the build
@heady rapids @acoustic dune @carmine falcon pts server is online from 24 october to 4 november
pts?
Public test server for update 11
oh
im gonna install it just to play then ew map once
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Surely the new heroics
new pickups..........
new class aswell right?
no
Yeah they doubled and gave it to someone else
so thats why they made a subcription
and made the dlc more expensive
we will be there
also got the hard weekly done
how was it?
i loaded in right before the final elevator and saved them from a boss 
then we won
i got lucky
i almost won yester
day
if not for the BOSS
lolol
TO SPAWN AT THE END
game only calculated after i loaded in
they were gonna wipe
i killed carni
killed specials
then we moved to final event
sniper is always goated
no need to thank me man
u just know how to play him
i left the match so you could join
thanks king 
They have not been able to make any game since after payday 2
So like
It's sad, but yeah...
At this point unironically
also
The best way for them to make money would be to port the PC stuff to console and have the community for payday 2 be cross platform
the new killing floor
there really no new game to look up to
I was one of the first people to pla
helldiver 2 being ultra shit in term of performance
You are on pc
. If you weren't I would genuniely say borderlands 4
i am not touching borderland 4
ever
As someone who has played the games 4 genuinely makes me viciously upset because of how much better it is than 3
Fair
they got me again
im probs getting it later
But besides that the only releases I care about are next year
Does it have the same humor as the rest of the series?
More aligned with two with the humor. Where it's there at points, but its not like super super about it like 3
Thanks
and or finish kcd
whats that on the left there feller
JC2 mentioned
Tbh the only bl with humor i like is 1 cause 1 felt real gallows humor esque whereas 2 really got stupid and 3 is uh
it was free
Yeah like for me I am not anything till next year which is nioh 3, mortal shell 2, lords of the fallen 2, and code vein 2
3 is 3
Hunie pop
is it actually any good
or
like
i have it
its there
I would say it does have potty humor but only in the side quests, but still has good humor in the base game
they aare never beating 2 story tellinng
The real critiques about the game is really just like 3 things. Amon was so weak on launch, the pc optimization. and then randy 
No they nerfed it
You will never beat Jack. It's not possible
after the nerf
nerf
It was 100%
thaats a nerf
i knowi know
But I would say like 70-80% there
i should play planet defense force instead
hence i thought it was buffed at 75%
EDF? Earth defense force
yeah
the pvz is dying
whos copping
wtf
is this
wtf does this mean
i went grocery shopping and for some reason my card didn't pay by contact despite being only 39€
and i forgot my code by one number
and i walk around with too much cash in my wallet so i took it out weeks ago in case i lose it, i only had 20€

I think someone took my coffee that I ordered but I’m not sure, how long should I give it before I say something
Because my food was already done before I got here
how do u forget ur code
numbers are the tools of the antichrist
me dunking over satan
An1 got some good tac axe martyrdom build?
Nvm I got it
No sorry
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a023197c-1bf7-4a39-8eb6-440baffcabf4/relic-stealth-oneshot?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button this could work just swap it to tac
fatshark wtf man
Couldn't you just delete the build and remake it to fix that?
I went into a mission and it disappeared
Ah
Banger thx
i would also be mad if @south prism's food was destroyed
i just cooked some chicken breasts with a little pinch of smoked paprika
How do you have more than 5 builds, mod?
i did not make rice because i forgot and i'm an animal
doggy?
no...............
Is it "recover = ogryns", "destroy = captains"?
I thought that... but somebody here said they destroyed and got ogryns
on recovering or destroying 350 rations each, it will spawn
in mission (triggered per certain amount of pickups each):
recover spawns bulwark waves (50), plague ogryns (100), and 2 plague ogryns with ogryn wave (350),
destroy spawns armored groaner waves (50), captain (100), and twins (350),
,
daily total (presumably):
if destroyed wins: ranged buff for players, infinite ranged cleave/double ammo; inferno circumstance mission; more hordes, armored groaner replacement,
if recovered wins: stimm buff, attack speed/reload speed/dodge speed/dodge distance/more stamina; walking giants circumstance mission; head parasite mutator; mutant waves,
,
(in mission spawns scale per difficulty, listed is auric)
Ah thanks very much
Yep thats from a "more loadouts and character slots" mod
That’s very nice to have
that for season 3?
one frame man
left is 2
Yeah I know
or 1
me when i work at sweatshop
context clues are a lost stc
Me going invis zealot to spawn as many captains as I can
https://fxtwitter.com/RoosterScrappy/status/1980650775283134790 next level brainrot
ARC Raiders received an obvious downgrade in graphics. 🔻
︀︀
︀︀Community Lead @OssenJ said “We’ve done optimization for low and mid spec hardware.”
as they say, "be gay, do crime"
real
lighting looks a lil different
I think the game looks great
Even on whatever mid ass settings i was running
I did not find the expedidition start cutscene to look that like tbh
For me it was high resolution and I played at all max settings
Worse lighting, worse fog, less varied foliage, less geometry on the clothes as far as I can tell
I admit I'm a bit of a pussy, I'm not really interested in arc raiders while there's pvp to it
And those tumbleweeds looking like blurred 
The server slam gave me garage ptsd
if I could have a pve only mode I'd be all for it
Worst enemies
It's so over
Defo, yeah.
its a movement tech!
(Blatant bug abuse)
so called modern COD players when I bomb them with my tank
Meta weapon?
Yup
Cod players when I lobby sweep with my friend doing driver/gunner in an IFV
smh
UMP5 and MP5 are some of the top tier weapons
The AR/MG hybrid I main is managing to stay relevant in the Meta somehow
This cat must have no care in the world
M27
Forgot what the song they're using is but that's hilarious.
How is that working?
devs dont know how to make ladders work nowadays
I haven't touched a single SMG
not until I get the vector
also the M27 is limited to 20 rounds until it's max level lmfao
A good smg is a good smg. Live mas.
30*
idiot...
oh you're talking about the fraud gun
I run the 36 mag anyways which is just enough to keep it moderately relevant
the "lmg"
I hate the spear
I thought you were talking about the GOOD M27
The recoil is psychotic
I love the spear but fuck does it suffer
I Sure Do Wish I Was Using An M4 Right Now button
that and the 416 being limited to 20 rounds until MAX LEVEL with the current bloom and hit detection is pain
They need 2 buff suppression to bfv levels
Tired of everyone running a sniper rifle
.45 acp stays winning i guess
I love escalation but I can't really play it since officials are cooked
And no community servers are running it
Y r officials cooked
Their connection is really bad for some people
Ah
Like I can play on a community server from the same area as an official and get no connection issues
The join server and routed through Santiago thing
But as soon i join an official it's packet loss central
Join official server*
Wypipo
Robert.
Wega scream
it's time
I'm sorry
I hope you get better
i can't say it's bad until i play it
in didn't do jack in V either
gottem
was just there to tell u u missed
yuewah
what about unfaltering and taxe hmm
big man already looked sophisticated before but he sure does look far more with it
KEVIN JUMPSCARE
Enjoy (or don't). See it for yourself and all.
I still haven't satisfied myself with a total playthrough of all of VTMB1. Genuinely a neat experience even if very outdated in plenty of ways. I'm just more annoyed that I didn't have access or awareness of it for so long because I can see how much of an impact it has had in terms of how CPRG's have been made.
time to play rv peak
Vtmb1 is very much a flawed gem
Even with the community patch the game is absolute jank
But my god is the game worth playing
I need to replay it soon
I played VTMB1 but couldnt get past the tutorialor how less open world it is compared to modern games (unfair comparison I know)
please die
Currently enjoying my nosferatu playthrough as my forst playthrough. It's not as hard as some people made it out to be and I low-key played into the world in a really interesting way by literally internalizing the untouchable caste status of the nos and didn't realize that by the game's rules in particular, I just can't get close. Otherwise, non-hostile NPC's don't even make passing comments until you're actually trying to get in their faces. Everyone the nos can talk to does have those reactions though.
And of course, unless there's something I really don't know yet about the game, social skills and the like are limited to negative/dubious at baseline.
ooh, you playing vtmb?
Social skills can help you get some secret resolutions to some storylines
install the community patch and just get used to the weird controls. after that you'll have a short but awesome experience with a well-written and fun RPG that you'll inevitably have to use cheats to finish
i beat it a year or so ago and i adore it
you almost jumpscare the arms dealer to death
I'm not done yet. I'm at the downtown stage of the game last I played.
Pawn shop guy or someone else?
the black dude
Bruja anarch bar?
fat larry
I need to replay vtmb1
I only just met him so if that's who that is idk who you mean yet but that's interesting to know lol
Been such a long time
had to search up the name again
Yeah haven't met em yet.
@gray ice we be living it up
sheeeeesh
you finally got out of section 8
we roll
Too bad vtmb2 looks like a flop
My boi done made it out section 8
Ima beat your ass
I'm so proud of you
LOL
section 8 😭
vin had the same thought lmao
ts is gonna be so ass
Vtmb is a lot of fun, I hope you’re enjoying it :)
Cool good for you.
Just a minor aside though for the sake of your own privacy and potential safety, probably a better idea to limit an image of the crib to the DM's yfm?
Iz cool he knows imma rob his ass when i get out there already
we do be treating this chat more like a private group chat 
I mean it def has he vibe of one
Damn can't believe you let me into the private group chat.
Completely forgetting we got America’s most unstable roaming this mf
grab me some of those capri suns he has in his fridge i know he's fuckin hiding them
Anyways zealot is stinky
Oh yeah, it's really neat. I have a very recent relationship with vtm, starting at Bloodhunt before I fell off from playing it then peeping some content creator doing in-character lore primers.
its open membership
that boi got fruit punch you know im coppin some
And I really like modern day grimdark/dark fantasy a lot.
it smells like cherry delight in here bro where the fuck the juice at
We trying to be better round here
Was considering trying vegetarian
I also just like vamp shit and its different cultural expressions of the same sentiment. I'm just unsure how well vtm has been allowed/able to handle those depictions @carmine lance
lololol
i know you couldnt even handle that for a week
The generational hating is wild
A black man can’t have shit
he's a battleship its in his metal to fight americans
Vtmb was actually my introduction to World Of Darkness, thank Sseth for exposing me to the game haha
Granted I didn't have milk to put in the mac and cheese
I’m sending this mf to Davey Jones
don't make me say it in public
yarrr
Food poisoning is serious.
You wouldn’t dare

Favorite clans conceptually so far are Brujah, Nosferatu, Toreador (even if they scare the absolute shit out of me with what they're capable of), Malkavian, maybe Gangrel and Tremere (idk enough about them yet and my knowledge is entirely 101)
Some guy named uh, Lore by Night was my longer basic exposure to elementary lore bits but I haven't educated myself on vtm beyond that and friends telling me things.
She has problems with noodles sometimes
and yellow food coloring
honestly I love vtm because of how it takes a diverse approach to so many established representations of them in pop culture, as well as their own unique takes on them
Food coloring in the Mac is devious business
Malkavian because why wouldn't you want your playthrough to feel like you're randomly taking blotter sheets without warning
Yeah. There's a lot of potential and sauce available.
tremere, malkavian, and tzimisce are my favorite clans lol
tremere are kinda shitty in lore tho, that's the cost of blood magic I guess
I’m guessing all yall copping the masquerade
Nosferatu are just redditors so obvious second favorite
I like how malkavian dialogue can just inadvertently spoil things.
they usurped one of the original 13 clans, and it just so happened that it was basically the best clan in terms of morals
hell no I know a train wreck when I see one
The main attractor to me would be how well authors tackle modern realities and even past histories in context with more sincere and responsible messaging therein.
spoon ears 
They see it all but have no clue what it means 
the salubri were genuinely the saints of the og 13, and then tremere came in and diablerized the clan leader, and effectively genocided the rest of the clan
Tzimisce are also interesting but I know very little.
I guess the main clan I just don't like off jump are Ventrue. Fuck em.
She look like she could fix your car
Toreador, like I said also just terrify me conceptually.
arent nosferatu also hidiously deformed
Then just down a pack of cigs like nothing
thats a pretty funny way to insult humans LOL
gottem
oh shit, I forgot to mention, the hanu baqim are also really cool
alright I've been gone a few months, is relic blade still king and thunder hammer still mid
yea
yeah, that honestly makes for some pretty interesting stories lol
then you found out she lived through ww1, ww2, the cold war and still lookin like someone in the mid 20s
More often than not yeah. Their transformations are amongst the most grotesque and painful. They're literally placed under an untouchable and unseeable caste status in vamp society at large where they're even more heavily scrutinized by the Masquerade doctrines.
sometimes it gets funny with how real world events are contextualized tho
evisc still Potential Sword?
My kids gonna have a flawless jawline with a hint of soul
iirc I think clan brujah is behind the jfk assassination 
and the mothman sighting was a deformed gangrel
Never was fr but it got even better after chainweapon buffs to revs and the like.
Hell, assault chainsword went up if you can believe that.
Nah
also if you do ever want me to nerd the fuck out about vtm, I am always happy to lmao

I already got a few notes tucked away for when I finally get around to king reserve characters for future tabletop sessions lol
crimson chin headass
Got a nos, brujah, toreador and malkavian on the menu so to speak. I just need to learn more about how the lore works to see what I can cook up through it.
Hating cause I’m light skin
Grangrel as well but idk enough about em yet.
why the fuck every game gotta have its own fuckass launcher nowadays
ay hold on there fella
But I do like the whole "Unleashed Beast" thing they got going on.
them knife ears the great attractor
You can’t rock hoodies as a elf
I just realized
if you aren't playing nosferatu its because you are a coward
I said the knife ear word
Unless you cut slits in them
Im casually racist towards elves...
Nah it can be done.
I haven’t seen the courts provide proof
The way I know this is a lie
ay ears can fit through the most form fitting helmets
Imagine looking to a court for approval.
Tragic business. 🥀
them pointy ends gon be inside the hoodie just fine!!
My vanity is the best asset I rock
Gotta stay stylish at all times
The hating is wild
I haven't said a single word
A young upstart got it rough out here
Them jurors not your peers lmao.
If the pointed ear whoever can't put on a hoodie, then how come them cloaks be covering my head when I'm tieflinging it up at the tavern?
Come on now inspector swag, you ought to know better.
Pride goeth before a fall Edboy just remember this
Yeah but people like horns and tails
Listen here buddy
I don’t care if you’re a giant
I’m throwing hands
my man really thinks pointy ears are static inflexible things 🥀
And demon time usually got the pointed ears yk?
Hoods over pointed ears always been a thing. :V
You have a better chance with me having a broken wrist but I promise the pent up resentment makes up for it, you don't want this trouble young man
Goblins, orcs, fairies, elves, yokai and oni, etc. Any kind of shit not popular in most people's minds with other folklore and so on.
Pointed ear stuff got the hoods on when they get the hoods on.
Gotta go for the legs
be like me, no ears just bald with spikes and horns
maybe the horns are the ears
Brother I was O-line
Don't even have to do that. Just make tall people wash dishes. It does the work for you
Lock down, tighten up, hit like a truck
You acting like I wasn’t
Pee wee don't count
Bald ain't in my future last I checked. But if it happened, my shit gonna blind everyone.
The disrespect
Nah did you fr tho I ain't know that
Like did you guys win? Congrats you get a free day
Did we lose?
Congrats we running track til we vomit
^ that's gonna be me if I ever lose this lovely hair o' mine.
I will never forget suicides up the bleachers
Or just having an amazing wig game.
Shit had me questioning where jesus was really lookin
bro said pointy ears cant fit in a hood like this..
Clearly not at those in need
off topic but man even with no genAI filter on Pinterest
I remember one of the larger dudes nearly dropped dead on tha shit
theres still fucking AI images 
Get. Those. Knees. Up. Now.
I can’t even remember why we did bleachers
I think it was because someone got shoved into a locker and no one helped
Idk man, my large horns can fit into a massive hood like that
They're at my throat coach and so is my heart
Please let me have water
shieet bullied kid or somethin
I never played american football to a formal end so idk about that life.
They be trying to kill yall with the circuit training. Especially them running backs.
Boy that Gatorade cooler with cold water be like tasting heaven itself after running in full gear
I fucking hated playing my sports on turf though. That shit is ass
Makes up for it when you floor some dude on the field
Well yeah. I just know that people don't need to be getting trained to collapse off heat stroke gambling yfm?
There's a story I could tell but I can't use the colorful wording I normally do, so we'll visit this later
I wouldn’t calling it bullying, it was just mfs taking a joke too far. And our head coach hit us with that “You’re your brother’s keeper” talk
Like bro
But we got misled by judas to a soccer field where a piece of me still lies
I’m about to shower
I getchu
And considering who often is put up to pay that price and not even get a proper check or draft pick or even pay in the first place? Yeah uh
Ima say this, playing against folks from the country ain’t fun
Cornbread eating mfs be teenagers look like roided up 30 yr olds
I got blindsided by a safety once on a playground off a basic play with me on WR.
The moment that ball got into my hands.
Maaan
"Watch out for the safety"
Nah brother urban youths got this one on lock. You clearly ain't have a kid with a real life NFL dream to make it out the hood comin after you. If you combine that with some of these big frame mfs you have just made the Credible Hulk.
(Wonder what that is)
Nice, easy catch i go--
I didn't get ko'd but I sure hell stayed on the grass and really thought about what I was about.
No concussion so that's cool.
lots of hard work honest food and no artificial stuff
they be eating the corn straight from the cob broder
Nothing like staring directly up at the empty sky and wondering if you really have that dog in you everyone keep talkin about
"Damn, I really did get spun out like that. Smoked."
Ham Stroker's Ejacula
them country folk I imagine are just constantly doing hard labor
Funny thing about all that too right?
Never saw me playing pigskin ball again fr. I just pivoted to martial arts. Fuck it lmao
If i wanted to risk getting laid out for sport, I'll just get in the ring/cage lmao
Daily reminder that farmers are millionaires
At least I'll be able to see the mfker anyway unless I give up my back or have it taken from me off the grapple/takedown
😭
Speaking of which, any of you grapple mfkers in this chat: fuck yall. Get up off the ground and swing bro 🖕🏾 (unserious it's just funny when it happens)
Striker v Grappler is a time.
People who are good at wrestling are a menace oh my god.
We unfortunately did not have that
Best we got are the 6’4 Hispanic dudes who are high every time during practice
I’m lying
We had one dude
Big ass pick up truck black dude
A lot of people forget that for so many folk, the game not just a game.
Watch that tax bracket reality check the fuck out of you off the huthuthike oh my gawd.
That mf probably went pro by now
Gotta get through the pain somehow 
Or get in the ring with someone who got they kids' bellies on the line even for a amateur exhibition?
Bitch it's mortal kombat get them hands UP
They not going home empty-handed as long as they can keep getting up and having they gloves tapped by that ref.
Nah they’ve got them big built mfs who just send you to the all father with a single punch
This why I pick my fights wisely
When someone is coming at you with dreams of moving up, the power is multiplied by the tax brackets they wanna jump. These youngins want million dollar contracts from dirt poor poverty. You're not going against a person in that running back. You are going against a ballistic missile with unresolved anger issues. Shit not right son
This is why weight classes exist lmao
I’m not about to fight a irl Elden ring boss
what if someone bites you tho
Size is always a factor in a fight. Mass and gravity matter.
_>;
like its fine and all
At that point, we have an understanding.
You think I’m throwing hands with a 6’ something juggernaut with devious intentions and malice in his heart
If you bite me in a fight make peace with whatever god you believe in and do it quickly
but if the dude decides to just grab your throat or bite into it your not walking away clean
I'm talking about just keeping it in the ring with rules and refs.
Street fights is some other shit.
I'm grown enough to know what I'm not about to be getting into with some peoole.
I’m taking a pipe to your ankle in a street fight
Yam came in on survival tactics
I may lose but ima make sure you ain’t walking right ever again
Fuck getting into a fight and then just getting slammed by cops anyway.
Or the mfker remembering my face and having a bruised ego require some uh...specialized tools on the runback. No thank you
in a street fight your using all of the means you got
Unless it's some regular self-defense type shit, I'm good.
Tall girls are the vibe tho
That's exactly why I don't play that if it can be truly avoided. Don't want to risk getting hit or hitting someone the right way at the wrong time and suddenly you got a murder on your hands.
Noooooope.
But I need me a special someone with daddy issues
pocket fent!
I know what kind of man you are
Or an assault charge. Don't matter if I'm in the right, prison commissary lifestyle is fucked up.
theyre gonna call me a mountain climber yessir
Stuart little over here would never
Newspaper headline "he couldn't fix her"
Listen
you know he died right
Ominous admissions for 500?
Pfft lmao
homie isnt ready to tell these girls to do their homework
Everyone wants crazy shit until it's time to deal with crazy shit. Don't do it lol
And if I gotta be apart of a ritual sacrifice then you know what
I died a happy man
Military-Grade Cope
Find you a stable woman that's just gon cook you a meal and listen to you vent after work
man's boutta be emotionally drained before he even experience the hexagram rituals
Do the same thiing for her live happily for however long
Listen I’m a sucker for the black lip stick and corsets
Or someone who isn't exactly on a kind of bullshit time that's still they own person n all.
You really don't want to be feeding into any kind of fetishized tomfoolery with folks. Hurts everyone in the process.
I'm carving that into his gravestone ^
I mean if we being sincere here it's usually the chasers that cause the problems for the person they going after and then the next person so yk?
I’m not being dead ass, I just like fucking around
Real men play warframe in solitude until their 40's when they drop dead because the little ball of repressed emotions causes pancreatic cancer
Knowing me the most out there I’m getting is some chick that goes to them earth fairs and makes chamomile tea
I love me combat railgun :3
Mmhm, just saying my peace either way. I figure plenty of people not being serious. Just saying
Apple Tendix Cities
listen my criteria is just them having pointy elf ears
If she makes me chamomile that's love
As long as them crystals don't encourage some fake deep corny shit I'm usually open to damn near whatever.
tell me of this combat railgun
Been trying to tell folks the purest form of love it just sitting there as the sun rises and yall both just sipping tea/coffee just shooting the shit
click on heads.
is having it be red a mod
yes
makes sense
My love language can incorporate FT3's on skullgirls before heading out on the date so yk.
Gotta diversify.
Sainted gear ain't real
That shit be too funny on a date.
and I'm surprised to see the combat shotgun as a railgun
"Oh yeah I play the game."
does it have good range, or?
oh damn
my love language is just her tying me to the bedpost the entire day, thas it
Seek help
no
but at least you know what you want
You'd be surprised of the things it can do
Specially on vet of course
dude this new discord ping sound is ass
freaks can be stable. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
i insta turned it off
shits like it got reverb and whatnot
so bad
There's invisible quotes here doing a lot of heavy lifting
it never struck me as bad, just mediocre
The safe words and signals, yeah. Whatever research needed for the best desired outcomes, aftercare, etc.
Them the invisible quotes you right. 😁
so to know it can fuck things up is a welcome surprise
I just want discord to change its ping sound to fart(extra reverb)
But that's some particular grown folk talk I won't air out here.
They kinda were mediocre before the Arbys release
I’ve always been on the more verbal side of things
💀
I feel like you get a lot out of people by taking to em
we love those
man we're all dead!!!!!
I love computer numerical control.







