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stalker 2 scaring the shit out of me by spawning a chimera
You run out of effective dodges? hold block when you about to get swarmed before refreshing dosges
I'm getting mixed messages here š
on avg games you end up with 20-30 blocked attacks on the most
you block so you can push
Yes
don't block ever, so I never push
yeah reset combo
ever played vermintide
Reset combo, stagger enemies
now that was a block centered game
so i can loop a cleave attaxk
Clear out enemies waves
oh, I see, that's neat
There are talent nodes that benefits and give boosts on block and pushes
@heady rapids should i invest into battlefleet gothic?
pretty nice helmet
lemme get my build rq, I wanna see if this build is good enough
i dont like strategies
its an rts
WHAAT HAPPEN TO YOUR CASH?
ships are cool but I like shooting people with my waves of grunts (Dawn of War) and stabbing them (Darktide)

i like building ships game
i can make shit brick house to spew out death
(flame thrower)
which remind me
i need to rework on raily ship design
zealot chat dark age
electric gugaloo
I do push a lot, but I donāt block with the intent of blocking lol
Pushing helps a lot with knife zealot
Moments before he jumped up to my shoulder from the ground (im 5ā11ā and he is maybe 2 inches)
Thereās different sounds for where a hit is coming from? I thought the difference was just for ranged vs melee
Damn
They still same I think
Huh
Idk how he can jump so high
Strength definitely doesnāt come from his legs
Cats are just built different like that
I love this thing so much
That's a weird dolphin
Thereās someone at my campus whose cat will just chill on their shoulder whenever they go somewhere
is that real
Yeah
no.......
Hes built so strangely
Strange little goober
He is made of concrete. Idk what you expect 
True
did he get smaller?
No hes licking his tail standing up
Awe
Iām no where near it yet
12/20 for rank
I need my KTS
I need it now
Iāll just run M60 in the meantime
Apparently itās āBadā but idrgaf
I like slower RPM weapons cause itās way easier to land further shots
It's a good game, would recommend
It's clunky but you can do some really cool shit if you understand the movement
Plus you can launch boarding missiles. Who doesn't love manned missiles?
I should get battlefleet gothic
You know what a REALLY good rts is tho?
Homeworld
Homeworld is hands down my favorite rts
You could spend $30 on that just for the sound of opening and closing the map and it would be a good investment
On homeworld or battlefleet gothic
Homeworld
e
Homeworld has some fantastic sound design
Absolutely love the voice acting too
Goddamn do they nail that āprofessional under duressā tone
The vibe was absolutely immaculate
Legit seemed like something from the future back in the day
I might try out dawn of war 3 when that comes out
What are you talking about? They didnāt make a homeworld 3
They made homeworld cataclysm
Im sorry, āemergenceā
This is either a dow3 doesnt exist joke or...
Either way it's looking like more modern GW slop
Grandpa will stick to his dow2.
dow4 being the true sequel
i mean dow3 had a really good cinematic trailer, no idea what happened after
they wanted to capture the moba audience
Dow4 looking grim and dark in the bad sense
which is utterly stupid since people expect dawn of war being an rts
Yeah
Not to mention of course everyone is magically a primaris now and they seemed to have killed off cyrus

Well they advertised it as a huge army scale throwback to the og Dawn of war 1 with base building and then released a moba with no base building or controllable armies
And that went about as well as you would expect
thats not a weird thing
almost every marine by now has crossed the rubicon
That's exactly the thing
It's more contribution to the horrid lore "advancement" that is primaris
Now GW is giga coping with their latest models by shoving more and more FB pieces
But oh well
We are here now
And oh brother i will go back to the past
NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT!
Sharing comicon photos with a friend and once again Iām sobbing at how the fucking warlord titan model is cheaper than the tabletop model
Gw stop overpricing the hell out of your plastic when
campaign is like 6-8 hours id say
it has 10 PVE missions
a horde mode
and pvp
Price plastic at $1k when it should be half that
Half the people you expected bought it because it was overpriced
Double the price next time to make up for it

the league of legends model
cant wait for the 800$ ahri skins
Itās ok tho, I got trench crusade and battletech if I want physical models
I thought the league model was to drop $35-40 skins all day because everyone was buying the regardless lol
I know like 5-6 people interested in 40k tabletop and only two of them are okay with buying it strictly due to price
The rest either proxy or simply don't play
made in china
Space hulk mission coming soon
yeah space hulks are giant trash heaps comprised of ships
this one was lost just recently
and it's a singular one

LMAO
When "people" stop buying it
I wanted to get some but I figured I should hold off since I already bought an aeldari print
Maybe I buy some online
they're pretty cheap
Thatās good
GW doing everything they can to make their already niche hobby even nicher
Yet they also want to be the disney of wargamingā¦
Canāt even make up their minds
Also now that Iām thinking about it again
It will never not be funny to me that thereās warhammer books made for kids around the age of 10
They pretty much are, considering they have such a big slice of the pie. It's just a tiny niche pie
Aos, sure, the fantasy stuff doesnāt really get grimdark
But 40k books for little kids is funny as hell
What? Is that actually a thing? That can't be a thing...
Or do you mean in 40k they have the books for kids?
"It may be dumpster scraps, but it's MY dumpster scraps"
Warhammer Disney world when, gw?
I don't even think that's very unusual, the target audience of Warhammer is teenagers and young adults who think "big space man cool"
What's silly (but not surprising) is that the protagonists of those books were children
got the big guy for 50 at the time
It's rimworld technically but I'd imagine 40k kids books would have this vibe https://www.reddit.com/r/RimWorld/s/s8bBsaFnPR
some of the 1.0 models are a bit ehh tho
It makes me think of George Lucas in 1997, believing kids are gonna love Little Kid Anakin (and buy the toys) because they are also Little Kids and thus should identify with him
like this guy i got for sale for like 20 give or take but he is a bit flimsy
I love how they got fucking david tenant for the audiobook tho
Like thatās wild to me

didnt this flop massively
Probably, since they stopped making them after the initial few
I wouldnāt be surprised in the slightest
Same
What Iām wondering is how do you even sanitize 40k for kids
How excessive does it become
Yeah
By fighting robots and probably having thick plot armor
And what the hell happens when some kid looks up the source material lmao
thats why they wrote kids books
Daemonculaba ofc
a new 40k fan is born
same difference
Sell them exclusively in the US because those kids can't read anyways
yeah im not sure why they tried targeting to kids when 40k is not apropriate for them
I WAS GOING TO SAY
some kid reading his first drukhari book
Even the more light hearted stuff of 40k is dark lol
Goddamn yāall are beating me to all the jokes I had planned
nothing screams kids like "grim dark"
Love that the the most tame way they could portray the Mechanicus kid was having an extremely malnourished arm that he plates with metal
Instead of yk
Just chopping it off and replacing it
Like Mechanicus says you're supposed to
turn that orphan into a servitor
TRUE
Honestly a lot of 40k is "sanitized" in the sense that a lot of horrific shit is merely implied, or glossed over, rather than described in lurid detail (nor should it be), because again 40k isn't made for children but it's not exactly made for adults either
Honestly lmfao
Like at that point just give him the robot arm
Donāt need to say it was chopped off
True
"He was born that way" someone, probably
Exactlyyyyyyyy
it does kinda irk me that rogue trader doesnt go harder into the drukhari body horror
Be like when a sex scene comes on in a movie and you gotta tell your kid theyāre just wrestling
While fast forwarding lol
Oh my god funny story about that actually
So when I was little, I watched ace ventura with my dad
Usually he handled sex scenes by just having me not look
writer's barely disguised fetish
The AdMech told him the flesh was weak and he should replace it with steel
But they also didn't want to spend the money on a child-sized augmetic arm that would be too small for him in a year
So that was what happened. Fast forward to a sleep over at a friends house, and weāre watching ace ventura again
Im like āoh Iāve seen this movie! Yeah letās watch it!ā
We get to the sex scene, and my friendās dad has the wrestling excuse
I got SO thrown off by this
Because that wasnāt what my dad said was happening
So iām like āI donāt remember there being wrestling in this movie, are you sure?ā
āYeah Iām sure.ā
Iām half arguing about whether or not thereās a wrestling scene with his poor dad while heās just trying to not have us see a sex scene lmfao
Eventually I conceded but I just find that really funny
I can't remember if I got an excuse for scenes like that in movies or not when I was a kid lol
then again I have severe adhd... memory problems are so fun...
Only excuse I could see working
Kids reading the book might actually relate
I also made that as a joke lmao
Oh I figured but that could genuinely be an excuse
Wonder what happens when one of the kids get hit by the plasma dustinator

Why the stare
Kids (whose parents aren't rich) would frequently be told "I'm not buying [thing] for you when you'll be too big for it in a year"
cuz I could

Hand me downs... it didn't work as well for me since I had 3 older sisters and no brothers
Ayyy I also have adhd
Yknow after giving them a college try the axes are not as bad as i thought they were
Is there a slightly faster variant of the combat axe or are they all just a touch sluggish?
the rashad is the best for the combat axe
With mobility dumped since all 4 other stats affect damage
There are talents that give more attack speed, tho, at least. The rashad does well with marty cause of the damage and attack speed
Inexorable Judgement is a safer version, if you don't like being at low health
If your rashad looks like this, you're doing good(idk what the meta perks are atm)
The antax works as well, but, the heavies are noticeably slower on it
on the antax mark you can dump cleave targets since brutal momentum is what gives you "cleave"
Cleave targets and finesse share the same slot when swapping between the antax and the other 2 marks
Also if you are forced to work with a low finesse rashad due to a low level or mastery the antax will give better results for a bit
I think it's roughly 40%-50% finesse that the rashad starts outshining the antax for attack speed... at least on the heavies
that or it was 60%+... I can't remember actually
How are you supposed to use the combat axe anyway
it has non existent cleave tbh
Bm cleave
what
Brutal momentum ignores hitmass of a target on weak spot kill
So you get to hit the next target if you kill the first with a weak spot hit, and the cycle continues until you run out of targets or don't weak spot kill
@violet hornet @long oasis
fixed the raily
its more cramp now
I DIDNT SAVE
o thank god
Oh damn lol
STILL 5 MIL
the speed got improve
i invested a lot into back thruster
Is that fucking factorio
Oh no its not
All these fuckin games look the same dawg
Damn that mrt long as fuck
thunder hammer perks, dump and bless?
Thrust head taker , carapace unyielding
its dump is defences right?
thunder hammer doesnt have that
A MAN CAN DREAM
a man can dream of zealot getting some proper armor too but yk
Their zeal is their armor
how am i supposed to cosplay abelard when all the zealot drip is leather and lack of real armor
this is NOT proper navis imperialis standards
its not about skill its about cosplay
the emperor is your shield
LOL
the Lord Captain Von Valancius would not approve of me not wearing decent armor on His ship.
i like Bistol more :)
shattering impact I should get
shattering and puncture are also good
whats 10% of 15 I forgot how to count
pinning fire and cavalcade become better the more you magdump I think
with pinning fire needing collat rather than dumping it like some bolter builds
what are those rear flaks supposed to do
21
idk
its jsut there
CHAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
real
damn I still gotta finish the first one
same 
@long oasis should i do ass canon?
first is great, it just gets piss easy after you get the ball rolling
yes sure
write lore about the ship having a false front or something
That demo has been out for a bit just wasn't announced really
so enemies think theyre flanking it but theres secretly a railgun
i called it cupid arrow
(all my ship is related to slanesh or love)
oh wack
why unyield?
I want your opinion
we ahate ogryn
Thammer can already 1 tap all ogryn unyield with just thrust iirc
withou unyielding
I've just always taken it since I'm usually taking a thammer to whack monstrosities with tbh
which is fair, but outside havoc they still die in 2 hits, unyield really only pushes like DH 1 tap
but bosses are so rare in non havoc
True
I think martyr thammer might still need it for 2 tap
but you're tappin faster either way with that build I'm fairly sure
wanna give it a try?
You can get tthis for cheaper
I have no intention of playing borderlands 4
Oh I see
just wondering how its on sale a month after release
I thought that was in ur cart lmfao
i forgot where the folder is
in game click on the 3 bars in your ship mennu
and then?
you run momentum thammer iirc, right? does flak help with bps for that?
only tried marty with Thammer after rework
Ah nice that's what I'm running
I did try momentum, which is what I used to use like 6+ months ago, but it's hard not having that extra attack speed
you only need to connect one rail part to vent heat
what?
what do you mean
like you can connect only the loader and it will be fine
but also you have many reactors that need piping so you kinda need the middle pipes anyway
not entirely convinced you need this many reactors
24 overclocked medium reactors
overkill
it run smoother
only one connection needed for the whole railgun
it does not matter if other parts aren't connected so long as at least 1 is
WHAT DO YOU MEN I JUST NEED TO PIPE ONLY A PIECE OF THE RAILY
WHY DID THE CREATOR DO THIS
i need visual proof of this
do i run all wound curios?
At least 2
Specifically for martyrdom
Otherwise all toughness
Or 2 tg 1 hp
Or 2 tg 1 stam
@long oasis i hate how so right you are
you are still going to my mpreg list
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why is everyone losing their shit over space king again
I dont think he actually did anything
New one 2 days ago I guess
like uh
what's up M
Because they are bored
And there's nothing else to complain about
After all
Nothing ever happens
I have to talk to him every night
It feels like even satire is becoming a mine field for what is and what isn't a mask for sincerity
anyways I'm gonna go install SOMA
I liked space king 3
I have yet to watch it
but I laughed at the hatemonger vs women thing
but now I'm seeing people saying it actually isn't satire and I wonder if I shouldn't have laughed at it
bro
in the new one hatemonger starts teaching an ai about being racist to aliens and starts saying the 13/50 thing and when the other marines hear it they are like "aw fuck they got hatemonger"
hes called hatemonger and theyre prepubescent kids with their testes removed idk how it could ever not be satire
they're a little loose with being edgy but it's definitely satire he's a gay incel racist
yeah lmao
I'm sure somewhere out there a proto-neckbeard is seriously considering modeling his whole personality on cartoon satire character named Hatemonger
i mean that's a given
that could go for basically anytihng
in space king 3 one of them literally abandons a chance to find/resurrect Space King because a women marine being made is a more urgent matter to stop
I don't care for space king because flashgitz is a whiny bitch
enjoy existentialism and identity crisis

"Hatemonger versus women" get a fucking life
I found the b positive blood gangsign to be pretty funny
made the same joke for years and threw a fit when challenged
in the second one
whatās a catachan dueling glaive
its a catachan dueling glaive
mace end makes 0 sense and im not convinced that you could actually swing it without cutting yourself
but alas im not from catachan
zealot should have throwing speaar
work as an melee
and range
Its so swag though
only because the one holding it is sergeant fucking Stone
strongest warrior of the emperor
zealot should have a spear or a halberd
I hope gw doesn't go after him
finally some good warhammer media
remember tts
bruva quit cause he was afraid of gw
the creator deleted it himself and gw didnt even have to do anything
sadly
all zealot blitzs should be throwing weapons
tts was peak
I miss tts
throwing knife throwing spear throwing hatchet
yeah
where is kitten
I got reminded about tts recently
I needs him
he's still making game reviees
zealot rework when
where?
Thunder psyker
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i miss tts,,
you can definitely tell
a lot of newer warhammer media feels inspired by his works
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which is a good thing cause I remember the earlier shows looking like 2014 sfm videos
like the one about iron warriors
the warhammer plus one?
yeah
they did not give those guys a budget
lotta shit on wh+
Henry cavill show waiting room
me when sisters of silence actually get portrayed in media
bald ass
LIL BRO IS VISITING HYPERBOREA
he's in world of darkness now
at the very least we get world of darkness content so we are still eating good
the vampire clans are interesting
I heard about that one
I fucking love vtm
I am going to eat food to this
what's your favorite vampire clan, I am curious
personally I think clan tzimisce is pretty cool
so is tremere (even if they are usupers)
fair lol
tremere are cool because they can just fucking explode people
by making their blood boil
are they the one thats also mentally unstable
No thatās malkavian (another one of my favorites)
Ngl the banu haqim are also interesting
I donāt think I like the frog vampire
I donāt want to be turned into a frog
Yeah but you'll get kissed by your prince, I know how much you want that
Boykisser
That would be nice ngl, but how would that turn me back
Would I even still have the sapience to appreciate it
Extremely painfully
are you gregor samsa
Caught red handed
what am I looking at
sam hyde's next target
Hasan the guy that tased his dog live on stream
Not quite, but I look up to him
Caught with his dick out and the remote for the shock collar in frame on his desk
Probably because it was especially prominent this time
Silly old man my beloved
Poor dog moved like a foot
I still don't think there's gonna be any consequences to it
Is that project moon
Yes
Well
I CANāT FUCKING ESCAPE IT
I got psyop'ed
What about ordinary gamers
Idk what he did
Definitely a choice
hasan piker?
EVERY FRIEND GROUP IāVE BEEN IN HAS HAD FUCKING LIMBUS COMPANY SPREAD THROUGH IT LIKE CRACK IN A LOW INCOME NEIGHBORHOOD
What a good story for free does to a mf
Yea

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(also gambling but who's counting)
I donāt actually care that much but itās funny to me that itās a consistent trend
I could never get into gacha stuff
Even if itās a gacha game thatās bad at the stealing your money part
I fixed my porn addiction and just like that all desire to play gacha games just disappeared
Ok there's like
3 fanservice id's I can think of
Nah that's not enough
Wouldnāt it be softcore more than anything
You also need a gambling addiction
Google brown dust
That too but you have to have both
I saw a scene out of the and I straight up thought that was just porn
Like straight up porn
Im at work, I think I should maybe
Otherwise you just goon for 12 hours a day/ go on gambling websites
Not do that
Yeah there's some issues with YouTube ads
me when it turns out that my favorite internet celebrity is actually a piece of shit
more likely than you think
Me when it turns out every internet celebrity is a piece of shit
jerma never disappointed me
fax
The only internet celebrities that don't turn out to be pieces of shit are the ones that admit they're pieces of shit
Like they present as a freakish weird goblin man that throws slurs, but in actuality he's a very polite father of 3 with a beautiful wife he loves
Like LTG
Umamusume is the only gacha game that will actively chase down and sue people who create porn of the horses
I honestly dont ever follow youtubers anymore I just realized
because no one has any expectations for him
I just watched random video essays recommended to me
I watch a lot of YouTube and don't dig into anything ever
yeah
I get 98% of my news from r/whenthe
god how horrible it must've been to be a minecraft youtuber fan in the 2020s
The only youtubers I actively watch are Sseth, Mandalore, and pancreasnowork
I watch a lot of generalsam
Playing soma so I can watch mandyās soma vid
I watch whatever gets recommended to me
HONESTLY
I follow some art youtuber channels that I like and gives actual good info
Thatās good
technoblades passing was unfortunate
but why tf does almost everyones a pedo
comes with a position of power
I find it really funny jacksepticeye got diagnosed with autism meanwhile he posts painted warhammer minis to his instagram
which like it or not is what youtubers are to a highly impressionable audience
saw a funny post today
Like brother, the signs were already there
Tbf tho he genuinely is decent at painting them
What funny post did you see today
https://t.co/jTo37HLEVa
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how hard is it to not fw minors š are they dat good? š
I think it's mostly the fact that people don't want to admit that PDF is pretty normalized from a historical standpoint š
So when people who have no social skills start to get a huge platform and a large amount of money quickly. The demons in their head that were never put in check start to come out
Nahhhhhhh
That should not end like that, why they gotta end the post off with āare they that goodā
eeeh I think its a fairly common stance to know that and to rightfully be repulsed by that historical practice
ok but its been weird for several hundred years
You would be surprised
Even in today's world, people tend to try to see "youth" as a quality of beauty
Like I said, the more money you have the more your moral code gets stripped away
It's still there, but needs to be peeled back
inside you there are two wolves
like to my understanding, pedos do it because of the perceived power they have and control over someone that they do it (well that and fucking sexual attraction) 
For example, people forget that the age of consent laws were created via women's rights movements wanting to help women escape the betroval cycle of their parents basically selling them off to a stranger
The whole point of consent laws was to help women be given more time to achieve social and economic mobility
Even today, people still have remnants of this ideal. Kinda like how fathers have to "size up" a BF before he can date his daughter
Or how women are pressured to marry early in their lives
Or how women are not seen as attractive anymore once they hit the later 20s š
Smh my head, we need more Aun respect š
Wow, Shroudfield blows
@hard nexus
this is new to me
but then again I dont really get into the history of womens rights
Dam I thought you were based
How could you? š
Im assuming this is a US history subject
because my country dont have a subject about that
Neither do Americans š
mostly because western powers colonized us lol
ic haha
Donāt shit on shroudfield because you donāt know how to pilot it, dawg
š¤ let's fucking go, we both hate gringos
I'm just saying, they kill everything before I get to it
ayy there fella theres americanos I like
Not that problem with Fury
Brother, shroudfield usually is paired with combat knife or taxe
which I used.
Mister Plasma Gun over here just one taps entire rooms
and throws 2 grenades, clears room
Wonder if anyone can guess the leather on these 
So let me get this straight
Youāre taking one match
As an end all be all experience
Yes.

Because I had like 40 other matches

Where Shroudfield seemed ineffective when compared to Fury
YOU MADE THE SANDWICH
I hate to be the one who is the elephant in the room
And I hate to admit it, but Shroud might be better than Fury in havoc š
Just learn to pilot it better
Embrace your inner rabid crackhead
And give those heretics the london experience
I'll show this to my friend who mains Relic Blade
Usually I donāt use relic blade, is it good for dealing with crushers and maulers
It's a damage ult primarily. Hits way harder than FotF per ult, iirc 7.5x+ harder. However you don't get lingering attack speed, it doesn't apply to the whole swing, it doesn't work with chain weapons, and it can take more points to max out. Has better survivability tho, and the movement is different but still useful.
Or is it average
I want him to try Shroudfield and he will NEVER use the knife
It's no can opener but it works well enough
he loooves his Relic Blade
Thatās fair
Also the point of this is to show that basically any weapon can do this btw
If you stack enough damage with backstab and unyielding buffs, with the shroud you can technically one shot any boss if all the buffs are up
Martyrdom also helps
For just single target this was always the case. Really good for boss popping, now and before.
I was saying more in general
Because martyrdom is part of the boss deleting build I use for thammer
leather type leather
No, it's good at dealing with everything

noticing the space marine chainsword looks awfully similar to the darktide eviscerator
i mean
would a space marine chainsword not scale to be a heavy eviscerator for a regular person
Yeah ironically people talk about hammer as the boss deleter
But relic blade can do it too, š
And be good at horde
And single target without compromising horde
And not self stun on the single target
Or waste time getting ht/thrust stacks
I will try out relic blade in place of thammer
i like thunder hammer but maybe relic blade is worth checking out
but first
a little knife zealot
as a treat
I almost said knife play without thinking it through and that could have painted a very different mental image
i agree
We know what you are 
is a kink
I'm going to strangle somebody, why do trappers constantly blast me at point blank
Gonna sell you downriver huehuehue
the second before I can melee them and interrupt the net
why strangulation š¤
There are gacha games that don't have any porn in them.
My 62 year old father spends like 50-100 a month on some gacha car racing game.
Unless you stretch the porn term to cover carporn.
That's where you're wrong, the car is the porn

There was a guy on a reality tv show who married his car
And implied that he did things to the exhaust
Probably not real but still funny
whats next
bondage?
flagellation?
oh wait one of the zealots practice self flagellation
I shift using my butthole on the gearstick
my old man look goals
because I get to see them struggle
freak..
freak..
also lmao I had an arbites rage quit because I immediately bailed after getting rezzed (there were tox flamers and tox bombers everywhere)
"you abandon your ally?"
be me
mfer i'd have died going for you
Yeah I'm a FREAK (social outcast), nobody can handle my level of Freakage (infodumping about my hobbies)
š
I almost accidentally inhaled coffee into my nose
TRUE
Im over here str-
@lunar fable
that reminds me of the time me and my friends climbed up the hole made by the drop pod you take into the mission
Imagine having a 3rd tier upgrade on the microwave
lmao
is there any melee weapon best suited for blocking for zealot?
Another server talking about mpreg so i thought of yall
shouldn't be blocking alot, mainly dodges
I love how this is the first impression set for the new guy making their first post 
Blocking?
wait we can block?
yea
Forgot that you have to block to shove
yeah zealot chat is chill lol
dclaw comes to mind
Listen mpreg is part of our history as zealot chat
and honestly, it's better to go for the shove becaause then you don't even have to block the attack
dueling sword works, and they both have the parry special
oh I know
I've picked up on that
I love shove and that one attack after a shove
true...
horny posting
femboys
I definitely use that attack
getting our image perms removed and slow mode..
No embed till enough messages
was 2 years ago
also yea
Dude there were people straight posting dick and balls
that's wild
My favorite old quote was from a mod going āvisible penis. Removedā
LMAO
player hitbox is a lot more generous on this game and dodge is more used for avoiding damage than blocking
October 4thā¦..
man I miss Ren and Kos
The day the gooner poster inside me died
(I didnāt actually ever post anything but its like the leon quote)
slowmode š¤¢
Wasnt it like 4 minutes bruh
reminds me of a channel one server I'm in has
Conversations died so quickly
where the whole fucking gimmick of it, was that it was on slow mode for 6hrs
that the was the entire channel
Yeesh
we just shitpost there
I remember when i first joined the drg server i gog timed out for a week over a loss meme
Apparently i got automodded or every single mod was in on it
the more I hear about the drg server the more it sounds like they actively hate fun
I left before the ban was lifted
damn
All the mods i asked were like āidk but dont wanna undo itā
lmao
Wait holy shit chat
My beautiful king is getting his rework on Wednesday
God my glorious beautiful perfect amazing king
the chicago sunroof...
wasn't there a discussion here about how that moment was what permanently set chuck's life into a downward spiral
RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES
The Arbitrator freakin bashes his heckin pupperino up real good and then blames it on everybody's favourite harmless gigantopithecoids, the Jokaero. Will everybody see through his ruse or will the Imperium reduce these monkey men to mustard???
Cadian Veteran Model by MiniatureMiasma
https://www.instagram.com/p/DBQvHQ...
best traits on flamer? right now I have unyielding and mutant
I have unyielding + elite damage
flak, unyielding/maniac/carapace
only take carapace if youre using penetrating flames
iirc
Deer man still ain't shit
No his rework is gonna be peak
Also his rework is gonna be perfect
thanks
got walled off by a ton of carapace in a real bad spot
Which knife mark do yall prefer?
And what ranged weapon works best with a right-side build?
D:
Yall never gonna believe it I bought darktide
How long have you been here
believe it or not 1 year starting tomorrow
he is
Quickplay is healing, orange and brown were having a slap fight over who was better
or he was the fake darktide player
Congrats on turning 1 man
Thats a big year
dont congratulate me congratulate him

mk6
you learn to talk in the womb
quickplay truly is healing, I saw 2 shroudfield zealots today
Darktide zealot reg for a year with no darktide
it's like seeing an extinct species reemerge
I like pairing flamer with throwing knives
The funniest part about this was it was a hav 40 ammo guzzler vet who started talking shit because he got burstered (using mods to check the zealots havoc rank)
the fake darktide player was a recent development
The vet was a requeue during mid event
Notice how despite being a hav 40 lord they took like 40% more damage than me despite joining in mid event
Please never change quickplay
dude people are fucking wild
they'll do genuinely difficult shit, then suck COMPLETE ASS in quickplay
it's genuinely impressive
Bro was grooming himself crazy
cute fella

It just spiraled from there
He was resting his head on me but he didnāt put his fangs away so no i have 2 little indents on me
sometimes I have off games, like first match today I kept getting netted and going down
but man
I still think that arbites was really funny
It got to an argument about who was carrying between the two despite me and the zealot having twice their stats
(the vet is modded and can assumedly check stats)
you're his property now
he was getting all pissy about "fucking knife zealots" meanwhile he kept going down as an arbites lmao
Buying a cat was probably the best decision i could have ever done impulsively
brother, I'm having an off day. You're probably relying on arbites to carry you and then getting mad at me that its not lmao
Oh yeah and the person who left to slot the vet in was a level 200+ ogryn who went down 3 times before mid event (on baross) and then immediately left
This wasnt like āoh cat nowā but more like āwell im already prepared for a cat guess ill get him nowā
that truly is the quickplay experience
someone goes down before mid event and immediately leaves
Quickplay is doodoo water
I always stick in games
Id rather bots sometimes




