#zealot-class
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Share your wisdom, want to polish my Zealot diva build with the knowledge of the pilgrims
I'm also away now, can't access PC for a long while 
large as we look into the twinkiest build possible
I still run it
And somehow still managing to deal more dmg than charge zealots xddd
Sexy 73% weakspot rate...
wanted to ask, what exactly are the heavy swords good for? thinking of making a build which uses the heavy sword and the vigilant autogun (specifically the agri mk ix burst-fire one).
Based off of what I've gathered so far the heavy sword has good cleave and damage falloff so it can go through hordes pretty well.
bro what the hell
I’m doing it after I finish some work

Good morning, fellow evangelicals
How are we all doing
funny how the shittiest modifiers are also the easiest ones
damn that looks good
holy dogshit
How you run it? I barely have initiated in the ways of religious hate
Ey chat
The helmet is arleady out?
mulching hordes
and most elites/specialists (maulers, crushers, and bulwarks are about the only thing it struggles with)
Log into pros
Guh
yeah that's why i intend to take the autogun for (i already maxxed out mastery for both of the boltguns and i want a breath of fresh air)
I tend to just use the revolver
Great for elite popping, and can still down maulers and crushers in a couple shots
not anymore
I mean, it handles them alright still
wait im not the only one experiencing this??
Bro is painted like it was a kid in the kindergarten drawing
FLATS COLORS DONE AAAAAAAAA
YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I see you prefer PCT over IoD, is it just more reliable to trigger a backstab than a crit?
You should've seen my N64 hierophant

I think I deleted the video though

The game was offended by your color scheme
for the evis mk3, what is the best way to kill crushers?
is it rev + fotf + heavy 1 still?
PCT also triggers with weakspots now
That's why it's 100% better with book than IoD
You can see the screenshots with the stats themselves
73% weakspot rate vs 30% crit rate
PCT is just so much better for book
I think that I will participate in a costume contest being held on campus on the 30th
Considering the reception i got at comicon, I think I could do rather well in it
Pious cuthroat is on weakspot hit or backstab hit
Still just very excited about how people stopped to ask to take photos of or with me, first time I’ve had that happen
Thats why its so strong
Finally, something that rewards my epic flicking
Now Zealot needs to have a Precision Strikes like talent 8)
now draw the lass without a skeleton
New cosplan daemon prince fulgrim😌
I have no idea how one would get the lower half done lol
she would crumble 🥀
Damn no kidding that is huge
Do it
Definitely wanna try that, thanks!
Also tbf the krieger cosplay will be one I get a lot of use out of
Spent a good chunk of money on it
So I don’t want to already go onto something else
I feel like any type of lamia character is a pain in the ass to cosplay
Also I just noticed that apparently alcohol is going to be served at that halloween party lol
That’s crazy to me
This is an official event that got the ok from the campus management ir whatever department would be in charge here
These are college students, even at 21 moderation does not exist as a concept to them
100%
Probably the kinda cosplay you’d need a handler for lmao
Maybe with a wheelchair it would work
are you gonna party with
I’m gonna go for sure, they have a costume contest I want to try and win. Not gonna drink tho
Don’t really care to
oooh good luck on winning that
Krieger cosplay should stand out I believe
Yeah, that’s what I’m hoping at least lol
Plus the chainsword should def win me some points lol
NOOO
Plus this is a college campus, much different from comicon. I’d be surprised if someone else showed up with as high quality of a costume
I JUST WANT SOME BONELESS GIRL
Be careful you dont get romanced
What
Lmao there is nothing revealing about this costume haha
Oh yeah that reminds me
I’m 99% sure I saw someone that had an only fans or something at comicon
Toward the end of the day, my friends and I regrouped at one of the quieter spots of the con, and there was this hornet cosplayer in a skin tight latex suit next to us
Taking god knows how many fucking pictures
Honestly I was starting to get pissed off because we were giving them room, and they kept asking us to move to the side. Ok, sure, I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt on that
But then they fucking moved all the way over to where we had relocated
was she bad tho
And I was genuinely about to tell them to just fuck off
She was ok
Can’t comment on her character because it was more the photographer being a dick like that
lmao
last i dressed up for a halloween party i did slenderman
Looked pretty tight, but was also latex so stuff doesn’t really show through
no you can't see it
Oh ok
NSFW onlyfans Ive seen a couple of images
Gotta go brush my teeth and hurry to a seminar
I thought it was innapropriatly thight
I mean, it was tight enough to raise eyebrows, combined with how fucking many photos were being taken
Like they were there for at least 30 minutes
How many photos do you need dawg
Even in a professional photoshoot
I mean what i mean
do you have an onlyfans
not yet
I can understand taking a lot of pictures
Battle dads
like it gives you more options before you decide on which
and have it photoshopped for retouching
What was that
friend of mine does cosplay
I guess you can call it that
But it's mostly skimpy fits
But it's all within the realm of some comic book character or anime character
skimpy cosplay can be liberating xd

It's both a hit and miss I've been told.
On one hand, you get a bunch of attention
On the other hand you've got creepy ass people eyeing you up left and right
sacrifice all your brothers and turn your back on humanity
and be the only good model in your entire line
True…
Matter of the overall energy of ppl at cons. It's an easy fit for creeps because well, that's not hard to think about in terms of how they get pandered to and enabled. If the con especially has a fucked up track record of unaddressed creeper shit, that factor ticks it up quick as hell.
Really lame too because people just want to mind they own business and enjoy themselves.
still worse than asmongold
Yeah that’s fair
Really it’s more just that we were being moved around, and then they’d go to where they fucking moved us
Like no, you have your space, we have ours, we’re already trying to be courteous. Don’t overstep your boundaries
aye how we feel bout the gold and blacks fit
You know me
I love regal stuff.
Gold and black looks better with darker backgrounds imo.
LMAO
The regal shit can go for me. Can't care about it much. Other stuff just utilizing the color combination is fine.
I can understand that. Atp they're just being assholes if they keep bothering yall 
what about purple
gold and black is so overused
we need to bring back brown
is purple a good tertiary color?
I've yet to see anyone pass off purple.
Maybe purple and silver?
Purple and gold are common during Caribbean carnival
Word?
One of the most common things you'll see
It's carnival. Color is key
Only time I can think of seeing gold and purple is Mardi Gras
fuck early modern period carnival gotta be lit
gypsy
No euro monarchist shit really, but people dress up in all kinds of stuff.
i am thinking of gypsy
The floats are usually really cool
Ngl I'm glad I live in the modern day
I couldn't imagine being an aristocrat back then
ok I fuck with this cant lie
Wearing all that poofy ass shit, looks mad uncomfortable to wear, especially since AC wasn't a thing
plus purple mean wealth
ourple
since purple is a hard colour to make
thats just how the culture was
lol
Caribana is typically one of the most hype things that just happens alongside most other Caribbean and South American huge events.
lol imagine being spanish and you're stationed in a tropical island 
(:
Yeah but a jacket with like two shirts and a scarf in the middle of spring sounds fucking miserable.
explode IMMEDIATELY
mmm those look lit af from what Im seeing
embrace gae
being bi curious is ok...
as garfield once said
Adoptions always an option
i am like instant pasta straight till i am hot and wet
With shit getting more and more expensive, I can't ever imagine wanting a kid.
But das just me mang
ok but here me out
i am not in america
i live good
If you say france I will disown you.
asia
Worst thing is any variety of shit people got going on with any kind of violence that follows them to the event or pops off there, unfortunate accidents of parade attendees (sometimes people die from falling off floats and getting ran over or smacking their heads and not getting helped in time due to crowds), a police presence that's deeply antagonistic to the people attending, fucked up big money politics that can stifle some of the fun, etc.
But, Caribana is something that doesn't require a state and corporate green light for the people it's meant to celebrate to just celebrate and get hype.
also how dare you call me french
Extremely fun
Being in the parade is a hell of a work out too
Ngl always wondered what it's like dating an idol
pretty much watching from the alley and psychicly sending her love
and the occasional pipe bomb
of love
as miku once said
Irritating if you're not basically a creep exec slotting in time with said idol.
She truly is "the bomb"
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Actually dating one can be stifling because there's actual contractual obligations that agencies can enforce on their talent to just be gross on their personal life
always a classic in the women watching community
and the occasional cqc
I figured it'd be more of dating someone you rarely see in person.
me and the other guy battling out for the best women watching spot
I've heard idols are usually pushed to present themselves as single.
more like always
if you dont stalker to krill you or getting lost intrest
yeh
Idol industry is about selling the talen in as many ways as possible and giving them that projected relationship with their fans for them to follow. Depending on the profile of person you're dealing with, that relationship is actually gonna be getting surveillance, assuming that they even are allowed to have a legit partner.
understandable
however i can guarantee you those idol girls have a boyfriend behind the scenes
yeah and its ME
you can ask yamato
he is an idol
I mean I feel like this is the case for alot of super attractive influencers.
And yeah, I’d imagine skimpy cosplay could feel pretty freeing. I’m absolutely all for that positivity of self image angle lol. But at the same time, I feel like there’s a weird, arbitratory point to where it’s a bit much? Idk how to describe it, societal values are inconsistent as hell
Like I tell people
You think this person who looks drop dead gorgeous is single......
Really bruh...
A person who has a large following
Single....
i wouldnt be surprised
such a woman is simply too perfect
Yes, 100%. They would ABSOLUTELY care about some random shmuck like me

Unless they suffer from major introversion, I doubt that.
Flork poster
i mean
It's more like their careers can get pressed for wanting to be people.
Hail friend
god i just want a gf or smth
what if they think no one can reach that level to be a significant other
i need a motivation to get out of bed
a 2b lifesized doll costs 1200 bucks champ
go get em
Meant to ask, snatched in what way
Like drugged?
More along the case I've seen of people is, they just never bring up their relationship status or skirt around the topic.
Lmao
some girl grabs you out of nowhere
it does happen at those parties
so be careful feller
Dawg I would be in genuine shock if that happened
Mhm, which is part of the rub. If they got someone they keep tabs on it not being known.
just smack her with your shovel
if i want a corpse i would do a victorian era and head to the morgue
is yam talking about SA?
ye olde market garden
Even better, I got a chainsword
because that would be horrifying for someone to go thorugh 
Some people have their careers chipped at when a scandal is generated around their personal relationships.
It goes for just about any celebrity but in the idol industry world that has more disruptive consequences
All I’m going to say is, the girls are NOT going to go for the guy in a fucking warhammer cosplay lmfao
PREASE SOMEONE STILL ME AWAY
Always keeps the basics in mind.
what if the guys go for you
which remind me
vtubers can be ruined by it
find them on discord fella
twilight but its genderbent
Keep some form of defense item, be it knife or mace. Know some form of martial art, and ffs, do not ever drink anything you've left unattended.
Im very picky with guys and even with girls would not be interested in a one night stand
But who knows, maybe there is a chance I hear the guys out
even for 20$?
Very much depends
YOU GAY??????
Even for $20
my poor embed,,,
damn
Bi!
yea
bi more like get some bi-
Not sure about kidnapping but maybe keep a basic eye out. It doesn't always have to be a problem but substances getting slotted into an official event without meaningful safety measures is free concern imo.
try to steal as many things as you can
if a girl still me like some kind of caveman
it would be great
Dating apps made me realise if I ever decided to go gay, I'd atleast have a varied pool of people to pick from.

They're in a particularly hazardous position as entertainment assets. Messed up stuff.
LMAO
Man I gotta be honest
I mean just be a good listener to someone and like drop the weird women watching bit 
Dating apps fucking suck
I installed one for the hell of it once, and immediately just did not fuck with it

bruhj you reminded we
what was that app for women
tea
that leaked
Imma be real, I take any topic like this very seriously so I don't really get the humor.
Yeaaaaah
There’s no fucking substance there!! It’s just people posting pictures of themselves in fancy clothes and at vacation spots!!!
i think top 3 on there had a can of dr pepper
I am playing both sides so that I may come out on top
That tells me fucking nothing about you, other than that you care about social vanity!
pretty sure that was also when men were trying to raid the app and be a bunch of incels
Nah not me, I dead ass was just posted up in a mirror at a hookah lounge.
what bit? (i am kidding btw)
also i cant
i like being weird i like saying batshit insane shit
mostly bc i hardly get human contact so i end up as a crazy hamburger clown
I still find it fucking funny as hell that the first person I saw on that site was a gold digger, and an upfront one at that lmao
some dudes getting shittalked for no reason
Tried dating apps once just to see. Remembered that I can just go out to clubs and be pretty all by myself and someone at some point will try to talk to me. Not even just for flirty shit, just to talk.
Got matched with a bot too so I just tossed it lol
Literally, the girl’s profile said “my love language is venmo” and there was nothing to indicate it being a joke
its just women
Ngl meeting people irl does feel like thems the vibes tho.
the only reason i dont use dating app is bc i am shy and not that desperate yet
i need an excuse to wear a suit
I’m shy too, but I find it’s also probably best for things to happen naturally, rather than actively looking for someone
eeeh Im really chronically online too nowadays but I try to be more mindful of words Im saying to people. Not saying I cant be weird or anything (just look at the shit I typed here
)
agreed
Never did care for suits
i like them
If me and her can't rock sweats and hoodies, I don't want it
make me feel great
i sometimes go and join some chats and legit every time get a girl in dms
Dating apps aren't really worth it I'd say. Especially for anyone that may struggle with social situations while also actually wanting friendship, desire, etc.
Best remedy imo is good company and good scenes that actually got nurtured good vibes.
sometimes i have to fight them off even
also yea like I just be a yapper and generally be open to talk and listen to people intently and I get DMs 
People are a bit more critical and have unreasonably higher standards online.
Sorry for late reply but 100%. Tbh I’m not planning to drink anything there anyways. Gonna go full Rannick and just not trust anything that has left my direct sight. Even if I’m physically holding it
you speak as if i spurt out the most non magical frog shit in public
most of the time
I mean Imma be honest with you homie, the women watching bit makes me weirded out sometiems 
I’m also very much a yapper, but I get self conscious about it too. I enjoy hearing other people get passionate about things tho
I can understand it in the case of some people using those kinds of apps but it's just...a really stlifing experience.
Bro it's wild how easily you can connect with people by just listening, feels like having someone to sit down and talk with is rare.
i still cant tell what that is supposed to mean
fair nuff
pretty much a new bit
What what is supposed to mean
women watching
i should go back my slavery bit
I have no idea, I’m talking about just being prone to info dumping
That' could just be called stalking in some cases
2nd this! Like finding good groups that are supportive of each other really helps

that or my fascination of monkey bits
I'd rather just share space with other people, be chill, interact anf engage as I wish, make whatever connections I make. Not go through a filtered digital middle man for basic human interaction
I like to talk a lot about things I am passionate about, but I also recognize most people I talk to don’t give much of a shit about stuff I’m really into, so I feel self aware even giving cursory information about my interests

god i love this thing
good luck finding women to everyone who's into warhammer
There's a fair few out there now fella.
THAT’S WHAT IM SAYIN
Ya. Makes things a lot easier when a space actually gives a shit about looking out for folks.
It's exhausting being the sentry friend. 😩
atleast i am talking to people so i am ok with life right now
listening is an underrated speech skill 
It’s stifling if you’re socially awkward or not good looking.
It's stifling period.
aayy good to hear about that tho 
Dating apps are just not it, yeah
Having an algorithm steering my human interactions at the cost of money to make it more "efficient" is dumb as hell.
Dead ass be at work talking to people and they refer to the shit as a "Therapy session" like damn, should I start charging hourly for this
22 years and still no romance experience

i am on my WIZARD maxxing life style
But yeah, I’m gonna be real fucking surprised if I have girls talking to me when im in the krieger cosplay
Nope I’ve been very successful on dating apps but again, just need to be not socially awkward and be at least above average looks wise because women and men both take like a few mins to look at your profile and either swipe left or right.
Whether they know about warhammer or not
@drowsy steppe Were you ever in the vc when the boys are all just having their spats?
real shit, Im fortuante enough to be in a space thats like that
keep the mask on tell them youre into bdsm
I dead ass will just randomly bring up shit to keep the ball rollin
LMAO
yea I did
I was having good laughter just listening to the goofy shit being said 
that remind me
I'm the life of the party what can I say
I dont often tell people this, but Im a virgin lol
and Im 23
@heady rapids roblox when pookie
I enjoy social scenarios with people I know, but I find I also get anxious in them. Very easy for me to get talked over and I just get kinda quiet
I'm focusing on the experience. I'd rather go to a show or event or whatever and meet people there and talk. Or just be friendly in public or whatever than go to an app.
And dating apps already been cited for their infrastructure being antagonistic to an experience that's actually safer and fun in the first place.
Also...most dating app mfkers bored the shit out of me.
its all bad or boring or bad & boring
atleast you know love
But it is nice to just get into deep conversations with people from time to time, lets me know I ain't just talking to no hollowed out husk with surface level views of life
It takes two to tango and sometimes people can be boring if you’re also boring yourself. Giving them nothing to work with or vice versa. Just saying.
also feel better of my body
eeeh I cant really say I know love. Because that would first mean that I would need to put a lot more emotional investment into something to feel that.
If “most” people are boring, then maybe the problem isn’t them. Just my honest two cents
Sometimes I also wish I better knew how to even express interest in people
ok fine EXPERIENCE ''love''
quick question is it john krasinski on your pfp
i keep meaning to ask
I have had 1 brief irl relationship and a few online things but I am pretty isolated and I just focus on being kinder on discord because I'm too apathetic to feel much now
I just get like a paralyzing fear of overstepping boundaries in trying to show interest in people
atleast you dont drink from time to time in the morning
The amount of times I’ve been asked that or Keanu reeves or Adam driver crossover (like me looking like both of them)
Because if it’s someone I’m friends with, then I just kinda made things weird for a while
There's also the fact that my dating app experience is pooling from pretty shitty spots in town so that isn't something that I'm taking lightly in the first place.
Not interested in dude#36478 with the same mentality as the high schoolers in the neighborhood.
I'll drop 5 bucks on venue for a punk show and hang out there.
LMAO
lmao
well?
Real for that
People gotta not act like a zip code is going to influence your app experience lol
Real talk, opening people up by just getting to know them goes miles
chat
i find it best to join communities you're interested in
There’s one friend I made recently that I’ve just been really clicking with
also gives you common themes to talk about
Even had a really nice conversation relating about experiences in being neurodivergent
ive seen a lot of married couples in my lgs
pretty sure chris chan has an actual person to have actual sex with now
Also depends on the dating app itself too but yes, if you’re in some backwater country town, I’ll bet the pool isn’t great.
furry dating app when, a real furry dating app
he was supoose to be a puddle in the smiling friend
but they couldnt fford it

Oh god, I refuse to touch furry dating or hookup apps
not the furry dating app...
Off beat racist communities make for pretty shitty dating pools ngl.
you think thats how i could find client
like you being an artist
And you don't need a swamp for that
and go to a furry dating app so you can poach yourself some client
They're honestly just as abundant in bordering suburbs.
I live in a big city so my pool has been massive. So it’s been quite easy to match with people I find attractive and have fun talking to. I’ve had three long term relationships including the one I’m in now (3 years) off dating apps
I have nothing against furries (I’m literally one myself). The thing is, furry dating apps are genuinely full of people that are beyond socially inept.
VRchat is the best worst solution 
shrek?
My queen jesus christ chan!!!!! 😭 😭 💗 💖 ❤️ ❤️🔥
i thought you were doing a bit
yes LOL
''immersive gooning'' actual quote i heard in vr chat
nahhhhhhhhhh
Barq is the most popular one
NAHHH
It is more of a hangout app than dating though
root beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i agottaa check this
Every relationship I'm part of off the back of in-person interaction at shows, game nights, friend parties, etc.
Barq what it does is just more it locates the nearby users in your region
I remember one friend telling me they got sent pictures of ||piss filled condoms|| completely unprompted
LMFAO
Normal day
It’s the opposite problem of yours. The bigger the city, the harder it is to find people with similar dating intentions out socially. So apps are better. Opposite of yours
I have phatom pregrancy, my vr husband


of course furries are socially inept 
I can see it, I just can't care for it
I only used for one or two hours and just unninstalled because it is not that interesting
I can just go outside and interact with strangers.
nahh
Liiiisten buddy
i wasnt ready for this
I have no clue on where to go for a social space i cant lie
The backwater femboys love me alright
I AM NOT MAKING AN ACCOUNT
They see this afro centric hair and caramel melanin and they go wild
If not your work place I do not know anywhere else
Maybe you get to find nearby people who are furries too, maybe your neighbor is a furry 
look for board game lofts
or like
idk
Don’t shit where you eat 
those things
@drowsy steppe Oh btw I shoulda mentioned, I cut all my hair off.
its like those app where it would notify you if theres someone else also using the app
If you're at the point where you're worried about the end result of what that person had going on, you got some other issues that need addressing atp.
I eat my own shit thank you very much
Not sure but it does show the exact distance of other users
Maybe
I wish that talking to strangers was easier tbh
guh
i mean do you have any interests
Imo the best social spaces are the ones that focus on a particular interest or hobby, since you'll largely find like minded individuals there and have common grounds to relate with
Many tbh
But everyone is just on their phones and I feel like I’d be a bother in trying to make conversation
i dont need to know whom is a furry in my vacinity
I would say it is, but I'm from Louisiana, we stay talking to random passerbys.
Yeah. I'm sideyeing them mfkers if they approach me. Not interested in someone getting their trophy fantasies off on me.
Respect
Hate that shit so much
Yes you do 
You can usually tell by the massive cartoonish fur suit
WELL I KNOW THERES ONE
its easy oncer u realize that strangers do not care about whatever thing you're worried about related to insecurites
For me it’s the opposite, so I can get how different people think then it allows me to “adapt” to various social situations better based off the pattern of conversations with people similar to them.
I was talking about this to a friend of mine a long time ago about basically being fetishized.
they wont notice your slightly tilted nose or weirdly pitched voice or whatever
knowing 1 is plenty
It’s more I just don’t want to bother people lol
You're seen as more of this cool taboo than a person.
they also wont be bothered
It's gross and easy to spot every time.
actually
those who will bothered wont respond
sellout..
Okay pause
(im just kidding its your choice)
And it's always the corniest shit too lol
IM. KIDDING ARGUS
Because the Judge is mpreg
Naaaah
I guess that depends what your goals are lol, I don't really communicate in the same way as sports fans and don't feel like I'm accomplishing much interacting with them, so I don't 
what does that mean
Not that there's inherently anything wrong with sports, but there's certainly a type of person that makes watching organized sports their entire personality and I ain't about those folk
Me looking at my friend DMs and seeing I have not texted the most recent one for over 10 days
As for my other long time friends, i have not message them for months but we all in the same server
What has become to me 
IM TOO NICE TO FIGHT PEOPLE
Don’t forget about the classic romanticization of what people think autism and neurodiversity is like, but not wanting anything to do with actual examples of it
YOU CAN TFORCE ME TO DO THIS
@drowsy steppe Guy on the left had my hair style, just my hair was like much much longer
They're just annoying nerds. Conjure one up
Bro
Managing this type of hair is so fucking aggrivating

Cause you need a specific type of shampoo
You’ll find if you develop enough social skills, it doesn’t matter what they like or don’t like. You can easily engage the conversation even with minimal knowledge of the subject. That’s actually key to dating too. Just asking questions, showing interest in whatever they like and being honest by saying “I don’t know much about this” and let them teach you. It’ll really get them going
Or else it just stays dry
i like putting people down when it come to drawing
i end up as an art snob
Bro some guy dead ass told me to use baby shampoo for my hair
i failed as a humn
bro cut all his hair only to feel itchy all the time
Try you some true mane.
I like being a snob for things I have no right being a snob about
The one with the horse on it?
mm ok I can understand that. So like you putting durags now with the new cut?
i tried to not be
Cause before I was using Loreale and pantene
its so hard
And like one other
Lemme get my bottle real quick. Forgot.
Nah gotta do the bushido cut
We bowling the hair
I feel this is true of plenty of subjects but for that particular one it's largely just a weird parasocial sports celeb worship circle jerk. More than happy to listen to people speak of things they're passionate about otherwise though lol
So my hair is back to a poofy bunch of curls
I can't wear hats cause my hair is too thick
yall already know id pull this off hard
But I can just barely wear beanies
Nah you just got a fat head
Try looking into "The Mane Choice"
True tho
It’s really fucking annoying to feel like a commodity for people to see as a source of amusement
I just noticed Guy hair is not fully bowl, it looks rough in some bits like it was poorly cut 
Gotchu, good looks
Thats quite funny
I can get away with greasy hair bc I perpetually wear a hat
You already got your detangle game down?
They got some solid stuff.
Yeah. I feel the same way about specific things. Like for me, it’s furry stuff. I’m just going to nod and say cool, and slowly exit out of the conversation
autistic people hating other autistic people htat are slightly more autistic
Lmao no, I had a pick a long time ago but lost it
See I laugh at that tho because unironically it’s kinda true
its so true
Who else are we meant to hate on
I looked up the oil, and yeah my sister use to use this stuff
Np.
Hit up a dollar store or something and look for those like hair comb kits you see with the rat tail combs n stuff.
I am the superior austim one
“omg i love autistic people!!!”
starts actually being autistic
“dude wtf”/“nobody cares”/“you’re too sensitive”
Noone can be superior than me
Yeah a friend of mine was really getting into it about spiffing Brit's Minecraft RP server and I just wasn't having it lmao. Sometimes it's just not worth it
@sterile stone ya boy on that curly shoulder length hair now
JEEEEESUS
I do that for just about every subject
Mhm. What isn't really in my mind on their catalog is how it fares in colder weather but there's heat caps for that I suppose.
lmfao i’ve never seen that but accurate
Hold on, are you trying to tell me you don't look like shadowheart?
I know other pic you were talking about but cant really find it
You should get a buzz bro surely you won't regret it
cat chess when
ew fuck no 
i might be like subconsciously thinking of something but i didn’t actively reference anything
it’s just how it’s been;,
I use to think maintaining hair was easy
Nah bruh
That shit is stressful
Yeah. I have way more patience irl than I do online. I also just generally don’t care about randoms online to be “nice”.
If you don't put the right stuff in your hair, it's gonna be itchy 24/7
My hair and beard too overgrown and i am only getting my haircut next month
aye, thankfully mines fine. But having it flow down is hell on my beck tho on hot days 💀
Bruuuuh hold on
I’m never gonna be mean about it, but seeing or interacting with people who are more autistic than me, I feel like a genuine shift in my mood. Like in a “this is going to be a pain to endure”
I used to have beautiful shoulder length wavy hair, or it would have been beautiful if the entire back of my head wasn't one big knot
Me telling my mom I look beautiful but she still forces to me shave my facial hair
Having thick hair and trying to wear headphone is actually ass bro
how,,,
ikr
THIS
ok if theres a time I transition to become a woman. Shadowheart would be a body goal 
Like imagine wanting to put on headphones
I spent like an hour trying to comb it out and then I gave up and just shaved it
And your curls just start tickling the inside of your ear
just use a decent shampoo and conditioner, and a cleansing shampoo every week or so, and you should be fine
But yeah @sterile stone maybe peep what the women and girls in your family got down for some maintenance routines compatible with your texture needs. Best thing to do to get used to the curve of maintenance is familiarity with the tools. Works best with help aa you already know fr, but knowing your way around your hair for setting your parts, staying on top of any moisturizing needs, etc are all gonna make it so much easier from the upkeep.
It's not that easy fam
Rouge the bat is my body goal
diffuser,,
I come from a racially diverse background
My hair is hella stingy with what it wants
is ur hair wavy, curly, or coily
It's really not that free. Those things play a part but there's shit you gotta do with that kind of hair.
Thick and curly
whos dat
I've got alot of weird aspects of afro and native hair
You got a bonnet?
eeeh it dont feel uncomfortable
I do actually
i meant in terms of itchiness, in terms of actually managing the hair to be presentable, that’s a different beast all together
The thicc bat girl from sonic
I was told to keep conditioner in when I sleep
i heart leave ins
ROUGE THE BAT
But a satin cap helps a lot too
i used to hate them but i got a decent one and know how to actually use it
Sniff.
house would draw rogue the bat with tits as wide as she is tall
It doesn't stop the matting entirely, but it shuts down a lot of it and keeps your hair's product insulated during your sleep
I have incredibly normal white guy hair so I cannot participate here I feel left out
Word
Need.
I'ma usually just go with the tried and true now that my hair is back to being shorter tho
get yourself a chinese haircut
Shaving the sides down to a taper
And letting the top grow til I put it back in a bun
Just attempt to aggressively assert yourself as the standard and get violent when people not interested in that.
:V
Yall stupid asf I just use 2 in 1 every other day and my hair is fine 
get a perm
I would rather kill myself
Oh uh. You got a flared pick?
I don't have nada
i used a 2n1 ONCE and i got dandruff immediately
i’d rather kill myself than use 2n1
Head and shoulder is a war crime to my hair type.
I stopped using 2 in 1 once I got a girlfriend
Men's 9-1 can be used to wash dishes, clean your car, replace your coolant

Buy fancy hair shit and get a confidence boost when your stylist is barber asks what you put in your hair
my shampoo and conditioner is 60 dollars each and i’m pretty sure that my brother’s gf has been using my shampoo and it pisses me oooffff
she shouldn’t even be fucking living here,,,
I used it once because it was all that was around and I almost cried.
I can't say everything my barbers tell me cause I ain't trying to get muted, but the funniest thing the last barber who saw my poofy ass long hair said was
"Booooy that's a hell of a wig on your head"

Head n shoulders is three steps from a perm for me. Fuck that lmao
40 in one, including but not limited to - oil (cooking and engine), peanut butter, dish soap, degreaser, threadlock
60?
have u tried a full curl routine?
I'm too damn forgetful to do it.
yah, they’re big bottles so the conditioner lasts me about a year and the shampoo about 6 months
Like I don't wanna sound egotistical.
real
that makes more sense
But I know if I actually went 100% into self care like how some chicks do, I'd be slammin 24/7
alfaparf my beloved
The most indepth hair related thing I can chip in on is shaving, I have a whole straight razor setup with all the fixins
Also, I’m curious, still with the autism stuff. Am I alone in mentally categorizing people by what they have hyperfixations in. Like not even in a bad way, more “ok yeah, if this person has a huge hyperfixation on say, fucking hazbin hotel and roblox, I already know I’m going to REALLY struggle to find common ground with this person”
lmfao yes
as in
no ur not alone
i do the same
yup

I have ZERO hyperfixations
i get thay
Closest thing I have to a hyperfixation is games in general I guess lmao
like I can clearly see theyre into something. I just dont know if I can match the energy 
For me I just go on vibes.
I had some older home salon aunties dig into me at the drive through the other day. She a retired stylist. Her friend just kept cosigning her
"Don't come back here with that damn bonnet on. You better do something with that hair next time I see you or we got problems. Have a good day now~♡"
talking bout politics in a gaming discord is also a big turnoff
Like whenever I talk to people, sometimes they just give off weird vibes or I don't feel too comfortable being around them.
Talking abt politics on discord is a big turnoff
Other times, I'll hold your ass hostage and we'll be talking about life and shit.
are you rapunzel or something???
speak your shit brother.......
60 bucks for some god damn shampoo
Mf I lose sleep because your presence
@frosty herald
I require compensation
ohhhh
sry i like my hair to look good
I just buy the cheap stuff it works for me
It don't matter if it's the barbershop or the auntie basement. When it's time for them to start talking that shit it's time. Lmao
Bruh dead ass
yall are gonna see me rock the unc cut
cheap stuff leaves my hair flat and ugly
Iain go toooo cheap though
Barber be doing like 10 things while cutting my hair
Bro on the phone
Yeah I need a good conditioner or my shit is absolutely fucked
this gonna be me
Watching the game
Talking to his boys
I think it's a bigger deal if you have curly hair
Fastest true react
cold
i need an awnser quick
I'm a white guy with white guy hair I could wash it with cream cheese and it'll be soft and fluffy
Cold water generally isn't good if you're drinking it.
ok time to drown a man in coldwater
That 11 in one gun and gooch cleaner shit makes me frizz like crazy
they call me the fastest discorder in the south
Keep yo head still bro, I got you bro.
goes back to foolin
DEADASS THO
Aura
man its been like 1 and a half year since I go to a barber
remind me of mayonaise guy
white guys have it so fucking easy with their hair i swear to god
big ed
no neck mayonaise hair
Went to some old head in NOLA one time and bro was lining my head up with a straight razor, was not about to give that man any type of sass
Fucking fatfinger
my curly wave head ass
i take goddamn 30 minutes sometimes to make a line in my head
my hair is goated
i need that hair to look crisp
SAME
I also just wear a hat 98% of the time I'm outside the house so skill issue
i have to shampoo twice, condition, use leave in, sea salt spray, curl mousse, then let it air dry for like an hour and a half
and that’s nothing to what some other women have to go thru for their hair to look good
yeah him
My hair is naturally curly
Them straight blades got some crazy persuasion huh?
I'm just glad I got to experience what it was like to actually put my hair in a bun, growing up and constantly being stuck with a buzz was ass.
only mines at shoulder length
Sheeeeeit.
mine is too puffy and make look like a nerd
It's that and that green bottle of alcohol they dab on your head
i have hair that curls enough to look nice and wavey but i just keep a medium length combed back haircut 🥀
Yeah lol, I forget the term for it but I find it interesting how it’s a genuine phenomenon that it’s much easier to overlook personal pet peeves and icks with people you know and are friends with
mafia goon looking mf
like the epstein list
I do
@drowsy steppe Oh bruh remember when I got my hair straightened out?
Okay see that one is benevolence. I actually learned about the importance of that
Not for any reason other than procrastinating the haircut I need for 6 months
aaye part of me wanting long hair is because school has a fucking hair code and I never had long hair til now. shit feels good
i remember yea
same
plus my hair doesnt grow fast
Yeah it's to prevent infections or something ain't it?
I still have that pic
Was just scrolling through my phone
the one with the mask?
Yeah and it's mostly there to cleanse anything else that might work your hair growing back after being cut so low and shaved down.
My hair is pretty cooperative, it doesn't go into my ears and it always just lays pretty flat
Yeye
puffy hair
Word?
Helps mitigate and/prevent any in-grown
Nah. My shit great
If you’re morally bankrupt enough, yeah
my girl friends loved it when I show it 
I use alum for that
I AM GONNA KRILL YOU
The alum also happens to seal up anywhere I've nicked so that's cool
anyhow on special ocasion or when i lock in i would put gel on my hair
You won't even be able to stab me. The jojoba gonna smell so good you won't get close.
so i could have a slit back hair
I got something you haven't seen yet
I got my hair in twists at one point
show
I had a group of women in college straighten my hair, interesting experience lol
Yeah. Makes the finish on the line up better during regrowth because it can mitigate and prevent in-grown hair. Same goes for when they hit you with the razor on the taper for the fade for facial hair.
Looked emo ASF tho
the one time I tried straightening mine when I was a teen, I looked weird xd
i should grow a stache sometime
People always called me skrillex I used to have an undercut, but it was long enough for me to chew on
My hair doesn’t even get long, so much as it gets thicker
literally holding my hair on my mouth rn
why are you chewing your hair
Honestly it was kinda fun
is that real
ok that one go crazy tho
No curl shake gif? Pain.
AI generated
When it's your own hair u can really just chew on it and the texture is something
I had to crop it a lil
When I grew mine out with a beard everyone, including my mom, called me Jesus non stop until I cut it
When I got my starter dreads I wouldn't stop shaking them.
bro looks like hes full of joy and whimsy
I hate that these seminars I’m going to for one of my classes because they keep having food. While that’s not a bad thing by itself, I can’t fucking focus over everyone else eating loud as fuck
I do this with the curl tubes that form when I grow it out
I'ma get back to it, drinking a ton of water daily to get my glow back.
Starter dread hurricanes in the pit.
Girls like to pull on them to see them bounce haha
If I had a ponytail I'd be slapping everyone with it shit like that rly just a deep ingrained desire
See I can't see how people do it
im gonna grow dreads like von
OH DUDE
when I first truly felt that mine is long I was like finally able to just headbang my hair away up and down and it felt so good
That stuff start touching my face I feel itchy
i knew it
I am a fully ai generated personality construct
mans tryna culture vulture
I guess it depends? Idk fr. The hairline at the nap of my neck can be annoying when braids are tight but I usually just take a little bit of oil.
I've seen what Yam looks like
If he grows dreads
I will personally buy bro a pair of timbs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO 
There's like dread/braid oil and spray to help with that to stop the pulling from turning into a problem.
Do you keep them tied most of the time?
That's the best I could do for irritation.
yall are not ready for my glowup
@mystic ether
god i am so happy that i bought a garlic crusher
I dead ass could see you doing this.
now i can make a olive garlic jar easier
I think I remember seeing Yams photo from the old server
Where garlic bread
Drop one mid album and od before 22 kinda look
the pasta
Just wait til u find out about ovens
no butter doh
my fridge is still dead
My length didn't get far enough for it. Think a similar ish look to the pic you dropped but just starter dreads.
I catastrophically fucked up and didn't wrap up my hair right before I slept enough times so I had to undo it.
I wasn't in the mood to say fuck it and go straight to wicks.
i have a airfryer
better then a microwave
Based
oh yea I still can't tell when yams being serious or joking
