zealot-class

[acoustic dune]

no.......

[deft badge]

I think skittles are more of a stretch than a tech priest tbh

[drowsy steppe]

@sterile stone xenos are minorities argus

[ivory marlin]

Chat i just spoke with john fat shark, he said the next class is actually YOU the player

[heady rapids]

nah man skitarii are 9 points each give or take

tech priests are 50-80

[deft badge]

Lmfao

[ivory marlin]

You are getting beamed into warhammer 40k darktide

[ivory marlin]

Your weapons will be bleed knife and auto pistol only

No grenades

No abilities

[stray summit]

My ass is staying on the mourningstar

[long oasis]

the chud lifestyle

[ivory marlin]

Oh ive just been informed by mr john fat shark that you will be getting a rock much like ogryn but it will do 1 dmg

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/lady-dragged-green-dark-horror-gif-22161451

[deft badge]

He seems well adjusted

[south prism]

I Love Losing My Freedom

my new key switches and caps come in today

[ivory marlin]

How quickly yall falling to chaos

[ivory marlin]

I think the second i hear “accept my gifts” im hitting the “oh boy oh boy i just love free gifts”

[deft badge]

You spawn into darktide

You're executed for not being British

[misty ravine]

People who want freedom secretly only want the freedom to do bad things, don't ya know

[long oasis]

depends on how attractive the slaaneshii bussy is

[ivory marlin]

Why foot tattoo :(

[long oasis]

what do those words say

[ivory marlin]

If i had freedom id sleep for 24 hours

[hushed knoll]

Hobbit feet

[ivory marlin]

Hiya stan

[misty ravine]

Bro has been wearing shoes backwards his whole life

[void bison]

if i had freedom I would kill and eat people !!!!

[ivory marlin]

Id cuddle my kitty and sleep

Only waking up to feed him

Dawe baby boy

I miss him

[void bison]

I miss the perfect being

[wise moon]

I don't understand. Why in this build he takes the Fury-related keystone (Blazing Piety) but doesn't have the Fury-ability? Do you get the Fury-status activated without that ability somehow? https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9ede2ba5-850b-41d0-9325-4f42cddf9836/meta-havoc-40-zealot-current

[proud crescent]

Thi ok for new bolter mark?

[normal shell]

he looks very polite

[wise moon]

Thanks. Yeah. But he doesn't have the Fury-ability... So I still get to use those status improvements somehow? Sorry if I don't make any sense

[ivory marlin]

Idk if i could handle if concrete were to pass rn

Thank gods hes a little baby

[heady rapids]

yeah they just have simialr names

unrelated

[wise moon]

Lol

Ok

Thank you @heady rapids

☺️

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/766998073300746281/1368322181750067260/squirrel.gif

[woeful dome]

yeah.
Fury is the name of the buff
Fury of the Faithful is the name of the ability

They are similar in the same way car and carpet are similar

(they do admitedly share some synergy though)

[wise moon]

Yeah. Thanks

[violet hornet]

taking annoint and backstabber over disdain and ewew with rb

also, havoc 40 rb with cranial isntead of rampage? I wonder if cleave / hitmass values changed

[heady rapids]

you know what changed

oohh man

zealot rework remember

cleave talent

oooh man

the cleave........

[woeful dome]

that's good yeah?

[heady rapids]

yeah it lets you drop cleave tax blessings

[acoustic dune]

cant wait for the zealot rework

[woeful dome]

imagine if zealot has arbites shield

[void bison]

will he be conscripted

[woeful dome]

it would be so lit

[main reef]

Me when the cleave

[acoustic dune]

knucle duster

[misty nova]

Hit mass should still be the same as havoc 2.0

Or are we at havoc 3.0?

[heady rapids]

i think its the 3rd rotation

3rd campaign

if you will

[green yacht]

i'm cleaving it so hard right now

[long oasis]

ok burgerfucker

[misty nova]

But spooky

[ivory marlin]

What a name

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841879601667637248/1391084208780476587/zt.gif

[void bison]

much worse is deserved

[ivory marlin]

Chat the issue with making my account spooky for October is i already use a pumpkin as my pfp

[violet hornet]

Is that enough to replace wrath? 50% cleave improvement vs 250% cleave improvement

[royal vortex]

two pumpkins

[ivory marlin]

Fuck

Its genius

[long oasis]

im spooky already

[ivory marlin]

You just scare me

Im so glad the people i meet on discord aren’t real

[heady rapids]

idk

try it

rampage was 36%

[ivory marlin]

People like mort physically cant exist in irl

[heady rapids]

this is 50%

[deft badge]

Mort really is fascinating

[violet hornet]

rampage increases damage, not cleave

[heady rapids]

im pretty sure youre wrong

[heady rapids]

please consult the chart

[violet hornet]

ahh so it says damage but it's actually power?

[heady rapids]

at one point it used to be 36% power AND 36% dmg

and they multiplied

so you could

[deft badge]

Id genuinely donate money to a cause that gets fatshark someone who can write accurate descriptions

[heady rapids]

cleave 3 poxwalkers then proceed to 1 tap a crusher

with no stup

then they removed the dmg part

now its just power

[south prism]

@normal shell it's happening

[ivory marlin]

He said hed never want to play wordle so no one will know hes dumb

[deft badge]

That is a much nicer way to word it but yes

[misty nova]

Wrath was never good to begin with

So yeah

[violet hornet]

the old havoc rb had both rampage and wrath, for 36% dmg + 36% power from rampage and 250% cleave from wrath, but that build above dropped both for heatsink and cranial

[misty nova]

Replace it

[ivory marlin]

He used harsher language

[heady rapids]

marty?

[deft badge]

Ik

[misty nova]

Rampage is also strength

[ivory marlin]

Hes fun to watch like a zoo animal

[violet hornet]

nah the one above is a piety build

[heady rapids]

strength is the zoomer term for power

[misty nova]

It's technically better on the damage calculation formula

[heady rapids]

idk maybe it works

[violet hornet]

Yeah no idea here

[heady rapids]

it looks fine with the new talent lowk

[sterile stone]

I’m watching u feller

[ivory marlin]

Yall see they added ppap to fortnite?

[violet hornet]

I'd try it

[misty nova]

[deleted by admin]

[ivory marlin]

Im ngl

I want the skin

[nimble fiber]

nuhuh

[ivory marlin]

NOT cuz its gooner bait

[sterile stone]

Sheeeit

[ivory marlin]

I like pumpkins and cats and most pumpkin skins in fn are poop from a butt

[misty nova]

It's 100% gooner bait

[ivory marlin]

No i know

[misty nova]

And you fell for it

[heady rapids]

the knight ,.,

[ivory marlin]

Its not the reason i want it tho

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[heady rapids]

ultima carver

[misty nova]

We'll have to kill you now

[ivory marlin]

Hes not in the shop rn is he

[misty nova]

[deft badge]

Dont believe you

[ivory marlin]

Chat im not a gooner

[misty nova]

You're a goober instead

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-morgan-dexter-morgan-confused-dexter-morgan-what-gif-3513420490286194931

[misty nova]

Goofy goober

[heady rapids]

i have him but i havent played fortnite since may

and i dotnt think i ever will

[ivory marlin]

I am a goober

[misty nova]

A goofy one

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/binoculars-patrick-glasses-looking-magnify-gif-10124279

[heady rapids]

ping me if amogus comes back again

so i can buy him from the fornite online store

[misty nova]

For people like us
A goofy goober is just a goober

[ivory marlin]

I checked the value of my fn account the other day and it said it was valued at like 14k

[heady rapids]

how do you do that

[frosty herald]

we call that an investement

[void bison]

you should sell it

[normal shell]

fascism...

[nimble fiber]

I just double slapped a fruit fly

[ivory marlin]

Do you want the super shady looking link or just google it

[heady rapids]

idk

maybe

ill ping moderators if i dont like it

[ivory marlin]

https://www.igv.com/value-calculator/fortnite-account-worth

[heady rapids]

they blocked me

unironically

im blocked from accessing that

[acoustic dune]

god that is sad

HOW IS THE GAME STILL ALIVE

[ivory marlin]

Crazy

[frosty herald]

why is it unlishted?

[acoustic dune]

idk?

[deft badge]

Im ngl its better than HD2

[normal shell]

unlisted?

[acoustic dune]

gaijin being gaijin

[heady rapids]

starship troopers is 10gb

[acoustic dune]

we dont talk about gaijin

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-wake-up-wakey-wakey-awaken-gif-26734899

why are glazing a nothing burger

i mean

it has smth

i will not put that down

however

[deft badge]

Cause I genuinely think the 16 player format is pretty fun

[acoustic dune]

its wack

[acoustic dune]

the gameplay quite stink

wish it was better

but god

the grind itself

absolute dogshit

[deft badge]

Yeah ill agree with that

Grind bad

[acoustic dune]

also the camera?

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[acoustic dune]

worthless

[heady rapids]

they swapped to

ue5

[deft badge]

I like how the guns shoot tho if that makes sense

[acoustic dune]

why they made it?

[heady rapids]

game insta died

[deft badge]

Like the morita feels good to shoot imo

[acoustic dune]

atleast the grenade laucher got better

[acoustic dune]

gun play is simple so i am not arguing on that

but its so

empty

[nimble fiber]

imma blow smoke in your face

[heady rapids]

starship troopers is the fortnite of helldivers

[frosty herald]

stalker 2's unreal update will be funny

[acoustic dune]

now what are YOU babbling about

b1ade you are the labubu of starwar

i really wanna like the game but

jesus

its so boring

[frosty herald]

Far cry 3 is skyrim with guns

[acoustic dune]

the punch on the enemy doesnt feel great

[sterile stone]

You can’t find me

[acoustic dune]

it just

jesus

[sterile stone]

I’m already halfway to Antarctica

[acoustic dune]

it lack that oomf

[nimble fiber]

look behind u

[acoustic dune]

look below you

[misty nova]

[sterile stone]

I knew that damn table looked suspicious

[acoustic dune]

@frosty herald btw wanna game?

[south prism]

hacking ur pc

[acoustic dune]

WHY IS THERE A PINK ONE

[sterile stone]

Bro these look like furbies

[ivory marlin]

:(

[heady rapids]

its 20$

[acoustic dune]

God

I can buy a luxury meal with that

[frosty herald]

Got distracted by stalker 2

[acoustic dune]

Wanna play minecraft stalker 2?

[normal shell]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209048464718168124/1302014665492267119/Shtap.gif

[normal shell]

https://tenor.com/view/traewockhardt-sad-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-16591014784735052511

[frosty herald]

ok zombies are fucking dumb

just backstabbed 4 of them wearing full exoskeleton walking

[sterile stone]

Yam you should get into Stalcraft

[frosty herald]

and they aint heard a damn thang

[sterile stone]

It’s be funny as shit to see you rage

[frosty herald]

id rather play the finals

you cant make this shit up

[frosty herald]

THOSE 4 KILLS GAVE ME An ACHIEVEMENT FOR COVERT KILLS

[sterile stone]

I mean you shouldn’t expect much from barely sentient people who’ve had their brain microwaved

[void bison]

this release in 2021 or else it might've been game of the year

[sterile stone]

I’m not sure what you were expecting

[south prism]

100............. hidden....................... forgs.........................

[south prism]

are you familiar with frog detective

https://store.steampowered.com/app/963000/Frog_Detective_1_The_Haunted_Island/

Steam

Frog Detective 1: The Haunted Island

Play as The Detective in this thrilling mystery of THE HAUNTED ISLAND! Meet a kooky cast of characters, with clues and quests to help you on your way.…

Price

$2.74

Recommendations

2841

Metacritic

73

▶ Play video

[void bison]

I haven't tried it yet but i saw a streamer play a bit of it

[void bison]

frog island

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftwFXWC_qO8

[south prism]

waow

[visual stream]

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-frogs-cute-frog-baby-frog-froglet-gif-2124101258619739170

[drowsy steppe]

stardew valley artstyle type beat

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/reactions-gif-12900002073893207744

[grizzled aspen]

Get out of my walls, I watched the stalcraft video from Reggie yesterday.

That game looks like a fucking fever dream.

[acoustic dune]

I need to watch that

[hard nexus]

@sullen forge https://medal.tv/games/battlefield-6/clips/lhMekaYWi_iCjLnfH?invite=cr-MSxtWVIsMjA0ODY2MDQ3&v=17

i dont remember if i pinged u with this

but

its funny,,,

[sullen forge]

Nothing upsets me more being an MG player

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/battlefield-6/clips/lhMgYOkwQj79g82Mg?invite=cr-MSxKNjYsMjA0ODY2MDQ3&v=13

also awesome quad kil,,

[sullen forge]

And learning all of them are dogshit

Except

The starter MG

And the end level ones

Apparently the Beta MG I used

The KTS is like 4th best MG

Beat out by M123K, RPK, and L110

[hard nexus]

they need NEED NEEEEEEED to add suppression

[solar gorge]

4th best but the kts is dogwater...

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/battlefield-6/clips/lhvJ3WF8ng_E2FQrt?invite=cr-MSxXejgsMjA0ODY2MDQ3&v=7

[frosty herald]

not thanking the medic smh

[hard nexus]

because this is abysmal

[ornate bone]

clappeded

[sullen forge]

You didn’t use it right you fucking chud

IAR is apparently 6th place

Which upsets me

[hard nexus]

also i wish the assault adreniline shot felt useful

[sullen forge]

I enjoy mid

[hard nexus]

yeah when i tried it, it felt really

bleh

[void bison]

I tried playing bf4 but punkbuster was kicking me from matches

[sullen forge]

I really liked it!

Till it was operation firestorm

[hard nexus]

it sits between AR and LMG but its got abysmal bloom and a tiny magazine

[sullen forge]

Then I hated it

And swapped to L110

[solar gorge]

i'm playing the campaign rn and i didn't knew how sloppily the us could slop on their own cock sloppy style

[hard nexus]

so it cant really be used as an AR or an LMG

[solar gorge]

straight slopping it

[sullen forge]

The amount of shit

That’s so stereotypical

Is so fucking Hilarious

Like I foresaw so much

[solar gorge]

you can guess what happens next every scene

[sullen forge]

LITERALLY

[frosty herald]

ok what is the difference between an assault rifle and a carbine

[hard nexus]

the first mission was meant to recapture the absolute peak that is bf4s first mission

and it failed,,,

[sullen forge]

Have to level it to make it not feel ass also

[hard nexus]

carbine is usually meant more for closer range while ARs are meant for mid range

[sullen forge]

I’m saving it for last bro

[hard nexus]

if only it didnt take 40 FUCKING YEARSSS to level weapons

[sullen forge]

I’m just gonna play L110 Till I get my favorite mid MG

[frosty herald]

but why not just have them both together?

[sullen forge]

The KTS

[hard nexus]

shrug !

i wish the m277 was an assault rifle

not a carbine

but its not that big of a deal

mcx spear being a carbine despite being heavier, larger, longer, and firing a larger bullet than most other ARs is weird

[frosty herald]

i think theres also a g36 lmg

irl not ingame

[hard nexus]

there is

i forgot its name

mg36

is what its called

[solar gorge]

g36 is in game

just under a different name

[hard nexus]

yaha its the second AR you unlock on assault

also having to be level 20 to start weapon contracts is abysmal

[signal spoke]

having a quick thank you voice command after revive is quite funny

[frosty herald]

not ingame tho

[hard nexus]

yeah

[hexed igloo]

Hk416

[solar gorge]

B36A4 in game

is the g36

[hexed igloo]

There's a variant for all occasion

[frosty herald]

they should add a brenner

[hard nexus]

yam means the MG36 isnt in the game

though you might be able to make it out of the g36

idk

[solar gorge]

no drum mag so no

[signal spoke]

quite a wholesome message

[queen yoke]

"And a top"?

[signal spoke]

Oh I did not even read that LOL

[heady rapids]

if i responded to this id get banned in a milisecond

[signal spoke]

[solar gorge]

kinda wish pax armata wasn't a saturday morning cartoon villain org but i don't know what i expected

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/skinenr-gif-20761908

[solar gorge]

at least the mp is peak

[frosty herald]

it is kinda funny that they didnt make the g36 have the carbine smg dmr and lmg variants

you can do alot of stuff with it

[hard nexus]

troo

[frosty herald]

so its a bummer only 1 version of it is ingame

[hard nexus]

500 DLCs

[signal spoke]

hang on that is not realistic

[solar gorge]

@median steeple the pax recon i really want is in the same situation as the british engie

[signal spoke]

need more leaves in the armor

[solar gorge]

no idea what's up with that, annoying

[frosty herald]

g36 my beloved

[median steeple]

it has to be like something coming up right? it's so weird

[solar gorge]

the way it's phrased seems like it

but it's odd like

[sullen forge]

This intends that the MG36 might be possible

[median steeple]

I don't think it's a store skin since those 3 factions are clearly the achievement ones

[solar gorge]

they don't mention new assignments in the roadmap

very confusing

maybe tied to the upcoming maps, idfk

also I thought this game was supposed to have a BR, not that I care

it's mentioned nowhere

[heady rapids]

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSUUYXcjL/

[sullen forge]

Season 1 supposedly

Idgaf though!

I’m not touching it

Cause BRs are ass and not fun!

[frosty herald]

these are getting so creative lmao

[ivory marlin]

Darktide br mode where you all play as khorn deamons

[sullen forge]

Dead on arrival

[ivory marlin]

You should be too

Ok imagine darktide adds a battlepass with crossover skins

[drowsy steppe]

ong

[ivory marlin]

And then fs starts focusing just on skins to the point where like every core value darktide originally had is gone

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/it-was-perfect-gif-15232884745301549452

[ivory marlin]

Oh but arb still gets left oit

[ivory marlin]

What game

[frosty herald]

stalker 2

[hard nexus]

new dog just dropped

[plush estuary]

new wolp?

[plush estuary]

dog

[hard nexus]

found him in the lake

no idea whose he is

posted on nextdoor and hoping someone responds

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/peaceemote-peace-peaceful-gif-15091939045954194911

hopefully

[hard nexus]

but he’s been out for at least 2 hours, someone posted a picture of him in their backyard 2 hours ago

[frosty herald]

pet dingo unlocked

[sullen forge]

Has he been relatively good so far?

New dog unlocked

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714139608455184504/1026341214338949170/caption-1.gif

[placid fiber]

No, Meow, don't eat the pizza!

[ivory marlin]

That’s clearly el ratton the spanish luchador fighter known for their signature move the people’s cheese

[placid fiber]

I've heard of crazier things being true

[plush estuary]

nemi spawned ontop of my 2 teammates

[placid fiber]

Where else was nemi supposed to spawn? A reasonable distance away from them? That'd be crazy

[heady rapids]

anyone knows good coop survival games

[ivory marlin]

Outlast trials

Please

Someone play outlast trials with me

People already playing the game wont even play with me

[void bison]

wahat do youj tdo in the game

i don't onw it

[hushed knoll]

HI LAMBDA

[ivory marlin]

You go through little “trials” where you gotta complete objectives while also trying to stay alive against all the evil guys also in the trial

[hushed knoll]

Hi yog

[ivory marlin]

Its like 11$

[frosty herald]

whilst also commiting evil things

[ivory marlin]

True

[signal spoke]

you do trials

[signal spoke]

It is not on sale in steam

[slate notch]

Now I see why you bastards out there play shroud. To make people go mad and enjoy it while laughing and eating popcorn. Now I get it, yeah, now I do.

[ivory marlin]

It was a bit ago

Bought it for my friend and he called it mid

[signal spoke]

Yeah with autumn sale

[signal spoke]

there were no guns, mid game

[plush estuary]

This is why I play shroud

[signal spoke]

wdym i cant fight back the killers

[signal spoke]

"GOT A SNIP-"

[south prism]

@acoustic dune

[acoustic dune]

thaat shit was on my timeline

me when i eh

women

[plucky sparrow]

last time i played that game someone called me like 4 different slurs lmao

[signal spoke]

[signal spoke]

Was it during a trial or the hub area

[plucky sparrow]

during a trial

it was whatever the medium difficulty was

[signal spoke]

Is this heresy type shit

[plucky sparrow]

literally the last like 10 seconds of a mission

we jsut needed to get to the pods and escape

i had a big boy after me so i ran through a completely out of the way path and closed door behind me

as i enter closing animation the dude pops out of literally nowhere

and starts cursing at me lmao

[signal spoke]

What a fascinating experience by the sounds of it

[plucky sparrow]

they were max level i was like lvl 20

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-14969906419403202204

[normal shell]

@south prism

[long oasis]

When do you start women watching

[spare talon]

old crusty dog

you can tell that theyre old cuz their eyes are starting to grey

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/grimble22988/status/1977264755162448024

Shank (@grimble22988)

Chopped edit but whatever fuels the fire

Quoting Ferrochrome (@Ferrodraws)
︀
I need someone to dub this video with Stalker sounds and voice lines

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[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/artifact-hunting-compass-artifact-stalker-stalker-2-heart-of-chornobyl-gif-8096021218668132766

its so bad that i recognise the sounds

[signal spoke]

[hard nexus]

and just his general form and behavior

we think he was dumped

so

we're gonna probably try to adopt him out

im thinking we name him fish

because we found him in the lake

[long oasis]

He looks like hes seen some things

[frosty herald]

or tuna

[visual stream]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/lhK2MUOHcyR3sISIx?invite=cr-MSxERmgsNDA1NDMwNDgz&v=12

every time I get back on knife I put myself in danger with the speed

[spare talon]

Maybe he is one

[hard nexus]

he is awfully fish shaped

[sterile stone]

It looks fun outside of the endless pay to win

@drowsy steppe Senor I have come to you with a possible banger

[south prism]

NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sterile stone]

@drowsy steppe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPnQGn7fhBY&list=PLDhajrZgo0TLlzVV8mk7iEYgq0W-5PC2I

[proud crescent]

No more snail?

[acoustic dune]

@heady rapids @carmine falcon @frosty herald

CHAT

IT THIS REAL

[heady rapids]

cool

[visual stream]

w

[carmine falcon]

this man is not ftg

[acoustic dune]

erm yeah?

bc he is the best space marine 2 player in the world?

[ivory marlin]

Chat i spilled a gamer soda all over my hands

Mtn dew dont even taste that good

[placid fiber]

How dare you!

You are excommunicated now!

[frosty herald]

cant believe theres drama in the sm2 community of all things

[acoustic dune]

i am out of the loop

[heady rapids]

what

[acoustic dune]

what is it?

[acoustic dune]

lick it off

[frosty herald]

i look at the druid sage channel

[full nebula]

Now you have to pay for each individual slot for cosmetics

[frosty herald]

first video i see is degenerate sm 2 content creators

[acoustic dune]

eh

[heady rapids]

thats old news

[acoustic dune]

what does that mean

[ivory marlin]

Just like when church found out i was gay 😔

Jk they keep emailing me to repent and find god

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-shocked-shocking-gif-14682087

We can fix that

[ivory marlin]

Not even my personal email they use my email i use for games

[ivory marlin]

Omg mtg guy

[glossy nimbus]

https://youtu.be/d5yuenxmjYU

[full nebula]

People hate Zur

[ivory marlin]

I have a question for a possible edit all of my friends just keep going “idk” about

I love zur

Hes like the only deck i own with blue

[full nebula]

Mine is stax but its not built to win

I only whip it out when people win too fast in very casual games

[ivory marlin]

Mine is spirit enchantment tribal

[full nebula]

Then the game becomes 2 hours+

[ivory marlin]

Its very jank

[full nebula]

Mine just tries to shut down every possible mechanic without actually ending it

People can beat it eventually, but theres normally 10-15 turns of draw and pass eventually

[ivory marlin]

Ok i need your opinion on smth rq

https://moxfield.com/decks/rPidz1DCs0isBGiRTF2vTA

Im thinking about replacing dray with spiderham

[heady rapids]

i would genuinely rather kill myself rather than run spider man

[ivory marlin]

But idk how much it would be worth it

[heady rapids]

what the fuck is with mtg nowadays

is it all just collabs

[ivory marlin]

Sadly

But like

[full nebula]

Wizards is owned by Hasbro and they only care about making more money, thus you get nothing but shit from popular IPs

[heady rapids]

its bleak

[ivory marlin]

Drey is kinda meh cuz its just a most expensive worst kind of my commander

But i still get squirrels

[full nebula]

Sad enough, theres more card sets from popular IP, than the actual magic lore, slated for the next year

[ivory marlin]

And spider ham is a buff but i dont get squirrels

[full nebula]

Hmm

[ivory marlin]

Bros missing out on a peak card from this set

[full nebula]

Id say spiderham is better over all, cost being a lot cheaper is also nice

[ivory marlin]

True

Oh boy edit my deck onxe im home time

So excited

I should also get some cards for my beladros deck

Guess ill stop by the lgs

[full nebula]

Tbh ive only played paper magic a couple times the last year or so, unfortunately because of my area I don't really have a playgroup other than myself and one other friend. I have another friend who plays, but he works so much theres never a chance usually

I need to go through and relist all of my decks on moxfield, I havent updated them for a long time

[ivory marlin]

My play group lives in different states

But im flying out for a halloween party and figured id make some edits beforehand

[full nebula]

That's what happened with lot of people I used to play with. I had a solid play group of 5-6 people but pretty much everyone moved

[ivory marlin]

I had a group that lived close but some person shit happened and we dont talk anymore

[full nebula]

Is what it is. Theres a shop local to me, and theres a handful of people who go there, but its basically dead except maybe Friday and Saturday. Got a lot of the same guys of course, theyre also the type of dudes who don't really evaluate their decks very well power-wise. I end up playing Zur because people are supposed to play casual and don't lol.

[ivory marlin]

The neat part about this deck is i have a version of it in arena

I go to my lgs for drafts

[full nebula]

I could never get into arena, my buddy who works all the time gets his main mtg fix through that now

[ivory marlin]

My decks are ok but im kinda dumb so i don’t trust myself at tournaments

Also idk the legality of some of my decks

[obsidian prairie]

You wouldn't want to be near that many mtg players anyway

[ivory marlin]

The spiderman cards are different on area and they look so much h cooler

[ivory marlin]

I was at magic con like last year

Pulled a 200$ card out of a free pack

Well at the time 200$

Its probably like 3 cents now

[full nebula]

price of magic cards are getting so inflated

[obsidian prairie]

The speculative cardboard economy my beloathed

[ivory marlin]

Hold on let me check on tcgplayer

I know its bad but they have the correct prices

[full nebula]

tbh i haven't bought anything magic related really probably since that last innistrad set

midnight hunt

[ivory marlin]

Thats around the time i almost quit

[full nebula]

ive been playing since around 2017

by the time that set had come out i'd already stopped buying boxes

[heady rapids]

i quit after war of the spark

[full nebula]

i only buy singles

war of the spark was very mediocre

[ivory marlin]

War of the spark was ok

I really want a deck to put this guy in

[full nebula]

i never build anything token related

[ivory marlin]

I love token deck

[full nebula]

or placing +1 +1

or artifacts lol

[ivory marlin]

Would you like to see a deck i made that you would not enjoy at all?

[full nebula]

closest thing i have to a token deck is zada hedron grinder

[ivory marlin]

(Its all 3 of those things)

[full nebula]

https://moxfield.com/decks/5GUxKZeQz0mSpdc9bFF3ow

This is an old list for my Zur btw, its been changed a bit since then

but most of the core stax stuff is there

[ivory marlin]

Idk if i have my zur uploaded

Let me check

[full nebula]

lemme see your brootal stuff

most of my decks are pretty casual tbh

i have a few that can be pretty nasty, but overall most are underpowered intentionally

[ivory marlin]

Nvm and i looked at it and its horrible and needs to be scrapped

[full nebula]

xd

magic lists ez come ez go

[ivory marlin]

https://moxfield.com/decks/CFAGLY0hAEqIb5mutRDHYg

[full nebula]

sheesh, yeah my list is 2 years old

[ivory marlin]

I think im gonna take out the mistmoor guy from my zur deck and put it in my betor deck

[full nebula]

theres no mycosynth lattice in it anymore

[ivory marlin]

https://moxfield.com/decks/y5vK9SFKnEy54EwEg3ZBnw

[ivory marlin]

Evil card but i love it so much

[full nebula]

i had it in there for exile all arifact combo

[ivory marlin]

I have it in a token +1/+1 artifact deck rn

If im able to i can steal someones entire board

https://moxfield.com/decks/D0Oz1DMqHkOKNZHKSn-i7A

It hasn’t been playtested yet

So it might look jank

[full nebula]

my friend used to have a daretti scrap savant, had lattice + treasure nabber in there. Treasure nabber just steals artifacts used for mana.

granted its only until the next turn, but if someone taps out you can get a ton of mana in monored

[ivory marlin]

All my decks are really mean im theory

In practice its eh

[ivory marlin]

Except this ome

[full nebula]

so many new cards i have to read

[ivory marlin]

Turn 3 got out frank

[ivory marlin]

Tarkier dragonstorm was a really fun set then they went “yo lets make shit from an ass”

[full nebula]

yeah all these newer cards are getting really brutal

[sullen forge]

@hard nexus So you’re telling me

The bloom on ARs and MGs sky rockets

Beyond 10+ meters

[ivory marlin]

Betor is so goofy “if total power is equal to 40 half all opponents life round up”

And i have it built where i can go +1/+1 or tokens

When i showed someone before they called me sped for not going the toughness matters route

[full nebula]

https://moxfield.com/decks/FLjrwn73wUW1vDpdhWseZg

This is an old list, but this deck was brutal as fuck when dockside extortionist was legal

[ivory marlin]

Oh yeah they banned him

Ops finally got him

For why tho

[full nebula]

yep, thankfully i offloaded him along time before that

he broke

[sterile stone]

Please tell me this shit is real

Cause that would be so fucking funny

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[full nebula]

he gives you a treasure for each artifact controlled by opponents, and you can manipuluate that by cloning, and sacing and returning

Gives you fuckloads of mana, gets really out of hand

[ivory marlin]

You can have 4 supportive parents in a 60 card standard deck

Only 1 if its commander

[long oasis]

deathspitter stacks?

[sterile stone]

That's going in the meme folder

I have neferious deeds to commit

[full nebula]

I think the next deck I wanna make is just gonna be chaos focused. I need to look into what newer cards they have for it.

[ivory marlin]

Only 1 if its a commander deck

Cant be too greedy

[long oasis]

what are supportive parents

[full nebula]

fiction

[long oasis]

oh

[ivory marlin]

Honestly

[long oasis]

magic cards are so wild nowadays

[ivory marlin]

Really decent card

Might put it in a token deck

[full nebula]

i never did much with tribes

[ivory marlin]

God i love that card

[acoustic dune]

YOU CANT POST THAT

[full nebula]

zada is about the most tribal I have, just goblins though

[acoustic dune]

WHY IS MINECRAFT STEVE ON THE CARD

AND TRANSGENDER ALEX

[glossy nimbus]

Is this real

[long oasis]

where on earth do you see minecraft steve

[glossy nimbus]

Because I saw fallout cards before.

[ivory marlin]

I mainly play golgari tribals

[ivory marlin]

Yes

[glossy nimbus]

AW GOD

LMFAO

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/bender-futurama-neat-wow-gif-5744318

[long oasis]

thats jck black

[ivory marlin]

I have some fallout cards in one of my decks too

[full nebula]

one of my friends was really into tribal decks for a hot minute, had elves, dragons, merfolk, zombies, bunch of other ones

[acoustic dune]

wtf is this

[full nebula]

i think he had like 8-9 tribe decks at one point

[ivory marlin]

@glossy nimbus

[long oasis]

this cannot be newer than 15 years

[ivory marlin]

Sounds like me lmao

[hard nexus]

yea

not surprising

[acoustic dune]

whom would win

a god

[long oasis]

steve

[acoustic dune]

vs fin the human

[sullen forge]

Apparently it’s cause of the barrel “Unc”

[full nebula]

I think I have 8 decks at the moment, they all kinda do different things though, and they vary in power level which i like

[frosty herald]

unc status

[sullen forge]

Which I’ll be honest still makes no fucking sense with how insane

The bloom is

4 rounds and it turns into a shotgun

[long oasis]

did they reduce the sniper glints

[acoustic dune]

i quite like

this

remind me of skydoesminecraft

[sullen forge]

Yeah and suppression doesnt do shit still lmao

Recon mains are basically

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/sky-does-minecraft-minecraft-gif-3520780

[ivory marlin]

I have……. 8 or 9?

[sullen forge]

Eating insanely good

So I think we should kill them

[long oasis]

but how

[acoustic dune]

they should make the gun shoot slower

[long oasis]

theyre across the map

[sullen forge]

Meet potential class
0 impact
0 objective plays
7 kills camping in the back of the map

[acoustic dune]

and insane recoil

[acoustic dune]

is the sniper a point and click adventure or smth>

[full nebula]

I did a budget deck challenge with my group a couple years back, it was like 25 bucks initally. I built this, and it was unexpectedly brutal tbh.

[sullen forge]

Bullet drop which everyone with a brain learns in BF Series

Even support players

[full nebula]

I upgraded this deck, and its only like 50 now, but its still brutal, and its able to keep the board clear of utility creatures and all kinds of things

[ivory marlin]

In mono black thats disgusting lmao

[acoustic dune]

is leading shot easy or?

[full nebula]

i've played this deck against decks at my lgs that are hundreds, and its still brutal. If it gets going, and the command doesn't get removed, it just sacs 4-5 creatures on each person turn, and you get the effects over and over.

[ivory marlin]

Jesus

You running like massacre girl and uhhhh

Meethook?

[void bison]

where do you get this card where do you get this card where do you get this card where do you get this card where do you get this card where do you get this card

[ivory marlin]

Those would kill

[hard nexus]

why are u uncing me

[full nebula]

nah, but those would be good includes. I could go really brutal with it, but I do like to strike a balance usually

Sometimes I'll run fewer lands, or less removal for other things I want, knowing it could potentially be bad.

Thats where politics also comes in handy, and letting other people fight

[ivory marlin]

Ah fair

[sullen forge]

Die hard defenders of bloom are calling people Unc

[ivory marlin]

Scryfall wont let me see meathook 1

[sullen forge]

Even though this shit is so ass bro

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/rayleigh-one-piece-crying-gif-7583256620608062087

[hard nexus]

lmfao???

[ivory marlin]

Genuinely would go crazy in that deck

[hard nexus]

bf4 bloom wasnt even this bad

[ivory marlin]

Gotta keep whats his name alive somehow

[sullen forge]

I was brushing it off till I noticed I

[full nebula]

yep

need indestructible or something

[sullen forge]

Using the M27 in an AR form

[full nebula]

nah

[sullen forge]

Was missing all my shots

All of them

[full nebula]

actually cant because its -1s

[sullen forge]

At 15ms

[carmine falcon]

raider is the funniest character in gaming

[sullen forge]

And I was tracking the fucker

[full nebula]

be a good wipe either way

[ivory marlin]

Doesnt -1/-1 go through indestructible?

Yeah

[full nebula]

yep

[carmine falcon]

just casually tank the entire boss super move cause why not

[ivory marlin]

Im running her in a deck i probably shouldnt but shes still fun

https://moxfield.com/decks/cfyTCldNP0eoWrDjATGFtQ

The sideboarded cards are edits i need to make

[full nebula]

shes a good wipe because she hits basically everything

i think they did another card similar to her didnt they

[ivory marlin]

This deck i have been working on since when strixhaven first dropped and its still mid

[ivory marlin]

She has a second card thats similar

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-rub-hands-patrick-star-evil-plan-gif-15072939

yeah thats not nice

[ivory marlin]

Massacre girl known killer or smth like that

[ivory marlin]

The deck isnt where i want it to be still

Its like

My pet deck

But im too dumb to fix it

[full nebula]

blood artist/zulaport with undying combo?

hmm

[ivory marlin]

Might add the sephoroth or however you spell his name

Gives a blood artist emblem

Like thats bullshit

It flips and now you have a permanent blood artist

Front side

Oh oops i saced him and recast him then saced 4 more guys

Guess i get another emblem

Oopsies

[full nebula]

hmm

[ivory marlin]

Oooooh

[full nebula]

hes actually pretty cheap now

10-15 bucks

used to be like 40-50

[ivory marlin]

Thats disgusting i love it

[full nebula]

would be a good include

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[full nebula]

https://edhrec.com/combos/mikaeus-the-unhallowed

[ivory marlin]

Ill be stopping by my lgs after work ill see if they have one

[full nebula]

he combos with a couple things

This guy can go crazy

[ivory marlin]

Oh fuck yeah

[frosty herald]

respect for not just spamming jumping heavy attacks

[heady rapids]

does anyone else think its weird they decided to go from battlefield 4 to 6

not counting 1 of course

[frosty herald]

prolly not to confuse with battlefield V

but it is kinda odd

[heady rapids]

whats that

[carmine falcon]

i just wanted to finish him asap

surviving that is crazy tho

this is depth 3

i had a lot of dmg reduction passives and perfectly timed my skill to tank the entire anime bullshit

[misty nova]

Just a mediocre spin off

Don't worry about it

[heady rapids]

https://packaged-media.redd.it/fxcvkfkjoquf1/pb/m2-res_720p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1760317200&s=5272363b2c08a321d3c92dcc2c2df1125ba31d58

holy SHIT

[visual stream]

Did they buff the jetpack or something?

[heady rapids]

nope

possible since release apparently

[glossy nimbus]

Would you guys recommend space marine 2

[heady rapids]

i would

all that matters

[visual stream]

Not nearly as cool as Darktide but cool in its own way

[copper hawk]

Yah

Dress up

[void bison]

it is sometimes cool and sometimes not cool

[copper hawk]

Fun w friends

Or inebriated

[ivory marlin]

I don’t trust anything cica says

[glossy nimbus]

Hows the weapon variety

[visual stream]

Weird, never felt like you could use it for movement or especially going over objects

[copper hawk]

Non existent

[heady rapids]

pretty good

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[glossy nimbus]

thought so

[copper hawk]

Most classes have on average two melee weapons

[heady rapids]

oh you could jump off the thing in inferno end event

[copper hawk]

Most have 3 or 4 distinct ranged weapons

[misty nova]

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[void bison]

thought so

[copper hawk]

Only like 2 are good

Fencing is the only weapon melee type that exists essentially

[misty nova]

No

[copper hawk]

Game is balanced psychotically

It's a game u play when u feel like being a space marine

And then turn off

Matches take a while to finish and the gameplay is samey

A good few hundred hours of fun though

[glossy nimbus]

Hows the enemies

[carmine falcon]

what in the kino

[carmine falcon]

what is blud waffling on about

[hard nexus]

better power fantasy in darktide

[plush estuary]

guys

[plush estuary]

triple stealth hit

3

bugged because I hit a barrier?

[glossy nimbus]

Space marine 2 looks stupidly boring compared to darktide tbh

[plush estuary]

2 hits on barrier

1 on rinda

[glossy nimbus]

meant 2***

[north sedge]

they're just very different

sm2 is fun from time to time

[proud crescent]

Blessing for new boltgun? in the pinne guide there is only the reg one

[carmine falcon]

good

[plush estuary]

works for both

[carmine falcon]

elites are fun to fight

the specials are all cool even the cancer ones

[plush estuary]

The guide is updated

[heady rapids]

i think theres only 1 cancerous extremis

[proud crescent]

Aig

[heady rapids]

tbh

[plush estuary]

blessings dont vary

[heady rapids]

outshining them all

the fucking biovore

hive mind really cooked with that guy

[carmine falcon]

i learned how to end biovores

[heady rapids]

bombs you with spores from afar

[carmine falcon]

now they're only cancer if more than 3

[heady rapids]

if you get close he fucks you up in melee

[heady rapids]

enter stratagems with extremis challenge

im never playing that one ever again

[carmine falcon]

protip: ALWAYS save a nade when playing against nids, all of them stun bro out of his anchor phase

[carmine falcon]

i had great fun with 2 other cracked dudes who were also maxed

but other than that

pure aids

u NEEEED 3 dudes who know what they're doing

lemme get the scoreboard

[heady rapids]

i hope the new stratagems are good

[carmine falcon]

the bulwark didnt do as much dmg but he kept spamming banner for armor

banner spamming bulwark >>>>>> healbot

[heady rapids]

yeah OBVIOUSLY

vanguard being your third

why would anyone say that

spac marin

[frosty herald]

sm2 is really fun

[heady rapids]

would it be fair to compare 1y old space marine to 1y old darktide

[carmine falcon]

i got worse

i got

6 ZENOS

[heady rapids]

i dont want

[carmine falcon]

AT ONCE

[heady rapids]

to see it

well zenos are bitches

cant care about them lowk

[carmine falcon]

they were all connected and alternating bubble

it was fkn hilarious

[north sedge]

no launch sm2 wasn't disasterous like darktide

[heady rapids]

yeah i mean

sm2 was first of all a singleplayer campaign

[carmine falcon]

did u know that chaos spawns rn have no headshot multiplers?

[heady rapids]

also had pvp

and had an op mode

[carmine falcon]

explains why bolters suck donkey balls against them

i always bring plasma against chaos

[heady rapids]

yeah new things kinda need polishing rn

i can melee cspawns no problem

[heady rapids]

block axe doesnt have the gimmick, heroic chainsword not getting the dmg boost, that shit with cw

what else

[carmine falcon]

with spawns they need to
1- enable headshot modifers
2- make head hitbox bigger
3- tenteacle cs spawn needs to spawn less, 3 of them WILL combo you to death
4- deal less dmg

[heady rapids]

remove balance from the game maybe

idk

[carmine falcon]

also i been playing recently mostly with plasma/melta setups and ill say this
bolters need a rework
they're in a decent spot (the good ones) but with other weapon types u ignore headshot shit entirely and the game is so much smoother

headshots should reward good aim and not be mandatory

[heady rapids]

they need to get the headshot bonus shifted

to base

[carmine falcon]

buff the living fuck out of body shots

also do the 33% fix people are suggesting

basically

buff all bolter dmg by 33%

and reduce all ammo by 33%

this way u get faster ttk but u gotta manage ammo

going from killing 5 majoirs grouped together with plasma on tac to needing to carefully headshot all of them is

[heady rapids]

i genuinel;y dont mind but they could use a buff

[carmine falcon]

they should all feel as good as stalker

best bolt weapon

[heady rapids]

hot take but melta could use a dmg buff

[carmine falcon]

its true

melta still good but kinda power crept lmao

[frosty herald]

melta never recovered from the nerf back at launch imo

[heady rapids]

its uncontested as the #1 contested hp gun though

[heady rapids]

it never received a nerf

fyi

[frosty herald]

really?

[carmine falcon]

melta never had insane ttk the other weapons were just shit

[misty ravine]

It seems weird for bolters to have such low damage if you don't headshot, but also having such high spread

[heady rapids]

yes

[frosty herald]

huh

[heady rapids]

it had a bug with contested hp

thats it

that got fixed

[frosty herald]

mightve gaslit myself then

[heady rapids]

it still is the best weapon for contested

[carmine falcon]

opposite i think the bolters need more recoil and maybe drop the gunshots by like 3 octaves

[misty ravine]

Maybe Space Marine 2 can add a Melta Gun variant that's good against armor

[carmine falcon]

they have it

its called mutli melta

[heady rapids]

real

heavy cant stop winning

[carmine falcon]

multi melta is beyond busted

[heady rapids]

also alternating shot cooldowns

[frosty herald]

the battle barge expansion would be neat if its a training arena

[heady rapids]

funy

[carmine falcon]

heavy plays a differnt game entirely
dodging? parrying? lol just nukem

[heady rapids]

that guy confirmed that it will

mzulf or smehng

[frosty herald]

i prefer heavy bolter

[heady rapids]

i get used to balanced timings after playing him

[frosty herald]

people overblow balance alot

[carmine falcon]

heavy bolter is fun but heavy in general can just nuke everything before they become a threat

also scales with density