zealot-class

[deft badge]

Nah it can absolutely compliment your meal

[sterile stone]

Like legit I know I might ruffle feathers, but around here there's a distinct look of people who drink wine and people who just dive at bars

And both are drastically different...

[deft badge]

You can do both tbf

[hexed igloo]

That's not because of the wine lmao

[deft badge]

It's good to be multifaceted

[tranquil bone]

What's a good one. I've barely touched any of that stuff. I found one reposado I actually liked straight and it really surprised me.

[acoustic dune]

the ikea shark was the best purchase i ever did

[hexed igloo]

That's because wine people have a glass with dinner and maybe one after, and the dive bar people drink themselves into a stupor 4 times a week

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-crying-kitten-crying-05starrynight-gif-10141647709992578610

pure fucking estacy

[sterile stone]

Oh for sure, I'm just talking about the demographic that tends to inhabit those spaces.

Like one is usually some older looking person with their group of whomever

[hexed igloo]

Now we're getting racist smh my head

[sterile stone]

And the other looks like a divorced dad of 4

[acoustic dune]

racism in zealot chat?

we here in da hood only do sexism

[deft badge]

I like Del Maguey as a Mezcal you can find anywhere that serves it tbh, you might like Artesenal more than Ancestral

[sterile stone]

My opinion might be a bit skewed aswell seeing as I worked in a speak easy type place.

$500 bottles being the norm.

[deft badge]

I also prefer Blanco

More agave flavor to it

[hexed igloo]

Tequila tastes like cigarette butts to me

[deft badge]

Mezcal is a lil different

[sterile stone]

Whatchu doing eating ciggie butts

[deft badge]

Smokier, heavier agave flavor

[hexed igloo]

Whatever the fuck I please

[tranquil bone]

See I thought that but it's one of those things with a gigantic gulf of quality and style

[hexed igloo]

Smokier just sounds like more cigarette butts

[tranquil bone]

Like id think rum was crap if id only ever had Bacardi or whatever

[hexed igloo]

Tastes like the whole cigarette now

[deft badge]

Tbh I did also enjoy cigs for a very long time

I probably still would if they weremt $14 a pack here

[drowsy steppe]

https://www.tumblr.com/airrennie/790490780154380288/drew-shadowheart-commemorating-me-hitting-100?source=share just gonna post this

Damian ✨️

Drew Shadowheart (commemorating me hitting 100 hours on the game lmao)

-# #shadowheart #bulders gate 3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 shadowheart #fanart #my art

Tumblr · Jul 30, 2025, 10:19 AM

[hexed igloo]

Try 50 here

[drowsy steppe]

carry on

[deft badge]

Usd?

[hexed igloo]

Something like 30USD for a pack of darts here

[placid fiber]

White girl

[deft badge]

You in NY?

[hexed igloo]

Nz

[tropic egret]

I remember being surprised the first time I tried a 'smoky' drink and it legitimately did taste like smoke. Wasn't expecting that taste from a liquid

[deft badge]

Why are they so expensive there?

[hexed igloo]

Beats me

[sterile stone]

Isn't everything more expensive in NZ ?

[hexed igloo]

Heavy tax iirc

[hexed igloo]

Fuckin aye I'm gonna kill myself

[drowsy steppe]

https://fxtwitter.com/searinart/status/1715228242150388152?t=c5TLdSXmzIkyW1q0mqVkmQ&s=19

𝒮𝑒𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓃 🔞 (@searinart)

Shadowheart after the war 🪻🌺

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FxTwitter · Oct 20, 2023, 4:47 AM

[placid fiber]

Cuz fuck u

[tranquil bone]

Probably taxed to hell, and everything you import that far costs a lot

[deft badge]

Lotta imports i assume

[sterile stone]

This is why I can't imagine living off the mainland

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I sure wish our main fucking product (milk products) also weren't insanely fucking expensive

~5 usd for a stick of butter

[acoustic dune]

is that real#

[sterile stone]

Hello??????

[placid fiber]

I see white girl

[hexed igloo]

Iirc milk is abiht double the price than in the states

[deft badge]

Id just start churning butter

Start a fuckin Amish cult out in NZ

Churn our own butter and handroll cigs

[hexed igloo]

It's almost the same price to buy it in cream

[sterile stone]

Brother if it ain't Kerrigold it ain't worth no $5 a stick

[placid fiber]

[hexed igloo]

Handroll cigs are also barely cheaper

[deft badge]

Much cheaper here

I can get like 5 pounds of tobacco and some papers for like $20 or so

[hexed igloo]

Good luck finding any butter cheaper than that here

[tropic egret]

That's how much butter costs in Canada too, I just thought that was normal butter price..

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but this is new fucking Zealand yknow the place with twice as many cows as people

[sterile stone]

Surprised y'all aren't living on the Slav diet of bread booze, and sausage to cut back on prices.

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-cow-gif-17428338243821361151

[hexed igloo]

Sausage?????????? In this economy????

[glossy nimbus]

Does it last ya longer than a pack of newports

[deft badge]

Tbf even the Russians like butter on bread

[sterile stone]

Fair

[deft badge]

I would smoke a pack a day, so yes.

[hexed igloo]

Butter on bread is a timeless classic

[deft badge]

I also don't like Newports

[drowsy steppe]

wdym

[deft badge]

Dont like menthol in cigs

[placid fiber]

Yep

[glossy nimbus]

But the newports smell good

[hexed igloo]

I'm a club red guy

[deft badge]

I just smoked reds 100s or spirits yellows. Rarely some Turkish delights but those are real sweet.

[ornate bone]

Is there an up to date relic blade build? I dont think Ainz pinned guide is updated yet!

[acoustic dune]

is that real

[glossy nimbus]

Do yall remember when cigs had asbestos in them

[drowsy steppe]

what does that even mean

[sterile stone]

Is that a real Shadowheart babushka

[acoustic dune]

ok back to women watching

[full nebula]

don't use nicotine, its a fucking annoying drug

[tropic egret]

Houses had asbestos in them.. but a house isn't a cigarette unless you're quite big

[glossy nimbus]

I would imagine so.

lmfao

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/896377332233801768/1382604593372074075/togif-23.gif

[deft badge]

Sorry man, idk, but I also don't want you getting lost

[full nebula]

thankfully i quit a couple years ago, took two attempts after i came back to it the first time

[glossy nimbus]

And considering how badly addicted I can get to things, I don't think I'll be touching nicotine anytime soon.

[deft badge]

I havent had a cig in probably a year or so now

[sterile stone]

Remember seeing someone take a pic of their bathroom they were renovating, come to find out alot of homes from way back when had slots where you'd just toss razor blades into.

[full nebula]

i didnt use nicotine for a year, then i hit a friends vape once and i was right back to it

[glossy nimbus]

Yeah thats how bad it is.

[placid fiber]

I'd do that, but, I'm married

[glossy nimbus]

toss razor blades into??

[tropic egret]

I said that same thing to a guy a few weeks ago (because he was getting interested in shaving with razors), and he said he already knew about the razor slot hole and then he started telling me how we're all consuming the same information and our brains are all becoming the same heh
(his reply was a bit depressing)

[sterile stone]

Yeah there was a slot like right above the sink

When they pulled the wall out there was just a fuckton of rusty razor blades in there

Apparently this was a home feature back in the day to dispose of them.

[misty ravine]

Surely there was supposed to be some kind of dedicated sharps box and not just a hole in the wall... right?

[sterile stone]

Let me find the article.

[plucky sparrow]

:clueless:

[sterile stone]

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/phg2i8/a_couple_pounds_of_razor_blades_in_my_wall

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/GnuGamePlus/status/1976736717731512661

J (@GnuGamePlus)

Quoting Anime Updates (@animeupdates__)
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[sterile stone]

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/13bpfwf/people_used_to_shove_their_used_razor_blades_into/?q=best+ways+to+dispose+old+razor+blades+safely&tabId=related

[misty ravine]

Then again houses built before the 90s (?) didn't even bother building bathroom fans, they just put a window in the shower and called it a day. Building codes written by mold remediation companies ISTG

[drowsy steppe]

@delicate shadow @sterile stone https://www.rxddit.com/r/TrenchCrusade/comments/1o3t8bn/my_trench_pilgrim_cosplay/ rust bucket

[sterile stone]

My boy got the fit on

He's even rocking the Water Walker 11s

[plucky sparrow]

peak

[drowsy steppe]

how tf is bro even supposed to see through them tiny holes

peripheral vision is die

[acoustic dune]

PYRAMID HEAD?

TF HAPPENED?

[tropic egret]

I moved to Montreal, and a lot of the older houses in Montreal have windows on their bathroom door. Like, a window in to the hallway. So anybody walking in the hall can look through the door window as you're on the toilet

[sterile stone]

saftey > sight

[deft badge]

Oh thats not for safety

It does make them fearless tho iirc

[plucky sparrow]

pyramid head discovered the lethality of guns

[drowsy steppe]

bruh safe helmets dont require you looking like you have a pinhead

💀

[deft badge]

Got sick of getting shot, got his own rifle

[sterile stone]

I'd imagine there's alot of space in that helmet

[misty ravine]

Building contractors in cahoots with curtain merchants

[sterile stone]

Or padding

I'm gonna assume there's padding in there

[acoustic dune]

they made him american

😔

[median steeple]

did you see the new knights

[plucky sparrow]

dont tell pyramid head about any oil you find

[sterile stone]

All we gotta do now is see someone cosplay as a infantryman of the sultanate

[drowsy steppe]

whys he chonki and tall

[misty ravine]

I wouldn't worry about it

[acoustic dune]

what if i tell him he can turn living being into oil?

[plucky sparrow]

you better convince him you cant be turned into oil right after.

[swift hearth]

Welcome back Barry, 63

[plucky sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-cat-huh-small-cat-huh-what-gif-2593177363967991691

is barry just immortal and this is how he respawns?

[sterile stone]

If you give him enough time a mug will materialize in his vicinity

[tropic egret]

he looks like a guy who could finish that drink in about 3-4 swigs

[swift hearth]

probably like that Ben Button film, but instead of aging backwards he keeps reincarnating and just hang out at the same pub

[placid fiber]

[swift hearth]

and he'd never say the line "i've seen things you wouldn't believe"

because he just has "it do be like that" energy

[plucky sparrow]

3 different kekw emotes lol

[placid fiber]

There's more

[plucky sparrow]

oh dear

they're multiplying....

[drowsy steppe]

@sterile stone there was a time she's supposed to have white brows 💀

[sterile stone]

Maybe it's for the best she didn't get that.

[drowsy steppe]

dude idk what it is

[placid fiber]

I love having 4 happiest troll emotes

[drowsy steppe]

but brow color anything than dark brown looks uncanny to my eyes

[swift hearth]

voice actress has done some 40k stuff too

[sterile stone]

Gonna scare the shit out of you when you find someone with amber color eyes

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/coppercab-gif-21545690

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/re4-leon-kennedy-ada-wong-blue-eyed-mfs-blue-eyes-gif-2774231460670334404

[hexed igloo]

Very based of leon

[swift hearth]

https://www.audible.com/search?searchNarrator=Emma+Gregory

[hexed igloo]

Justified crashout Ada always ragebaiting

[swift hearth]

oh nvm she does *a lot * of 40k stuff

[drowsy steppe]

her voice alone can make me kneel

🧎‍♂️ 🙏

[swift hearth]

[sterile stone]

Woulda been something if Karlach did a voice for darktide

[misty ravine]

Black Library and Dostoevsky is quite the eclectic mix

[hexed igloo]

The only time I listen to a woman reading something is when it's mommy gf roleplay asmr

[sterile stone]

Imagine karlach with voice of command

[mystic ether]

No halsinposting.

Equilibrium

https://tenor.com/view/bg3-halsin-halsin-bg3-bg3-halsin-baldur's-gate-3-gif-8130708889913699161

The balance begins

[hexed igloo]

I like shart all the other character are too wacky and weird

[drowsy steppe]

UP AND AT EM SOLDIER

[misty ravine]

I listen to a lot of audio books due to long commute and a woman's voice sounds clearer, especially over road noise if I don't want to just crank the volume. IIRC that's why they use female voices for flight computers etc.

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/gang-gang-eli-derby-6lack-lately-song-gang-sign-gif-26551738

[mystic ether]

🤨

The woman who let herself get mk ultra'd the most normal to you?

She literally got a deity swapping out her memories like a flash drive

[hexed igloo]

Tbh I was gonna say something like "the other characters are too coloured" in reference to Karlach and the green chick but I thought that might come off the wrong way

[placid fiber]

Another white girl sighting

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[placid fiber]

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but she's pretty

[tranquil bone]

Wasn't she like kidnapped as a child and brainwashed.

[mystic ether]

That's like the entire cast lol

[tranquil bone]

It's been a minute

[hexed igloo]

Strongly disagree

But also, I haven't played bg3 so like yeah

[deft badge]

I love Lae'zel ngl

[mystic ether]

Some shit, idr. But she's like actually out here with forced paradigm shifts. Literally has a majority of her character just trying to learn about herself.

[hexed igloo]

She looks too much

There's too much goin on

[deft badge]

Lmfao

Understandable

I just think she has the nicest romance arch tbh

[mystic ether]

She's just green with scales and a shunted nose.

Give her a nose, she's just an elf with scales.

[hexed igloo]

Also the way she talks about you after you bone makes it sound like you beat your girl "you are the source of my bruises" like girl pls not the time to say that we're meeting with my parents

[mystic ether]

Well at least at face value

[drowsy steppe]

man I love the stuff yall say in this chat fr

[deft badge]

Using the word colored here is wild

[hexed igloo]

Iain mean it like that man

[misty ravine]

Red, green, purple, BG3 cast be looking like corporate slop art

[deft badge]

Ik but like

[mystic ether]

"Too coloured"

Likes the high elf the most. Hmmmmmmm

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-gif-27108854

[void bison]

my beast inside is transforming

[deft badge]

Yk how it sounds lmfao

[void bison]

arghhggghghhh.....

ooooaaaahhhggg....

[deft badge]

Are you gonna become colored, Yog?

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/blinking-eyes-white-guy-blinking-meme-what-huh-gif-26334323

[deft badge]

Anyway

[void bison]

my heart is flooding with adrenaline, my fingernails are becoming claws

my skin, absorbing more and more melanin

[drowsy steppe]

it was funny for me

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/werewolf-van-helsing-sad-face-gif-26932726

[deft badge]

I do not like shadowheart tbh but its very clear the devs do

[placid fiber]

Same, I never know what to expect

[drowsy steppe]

hey shes more than being an amnesiac!

[hexed igloo]

I do like high elves

[mystic ether]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[void bison]

my favorite would probably be karlach or maybe that minthara lady i killed

[mystic ether]

You're right

She's kind of dense too

[hexed igloo]

My preferred type is white hair red eyes sharp horn demon girls but high elves are a second place

[mystic ether]

:^]

[deft badge]

My favorite is Lae'zel followed by Minthara tbh, Astarion is up there too for Durge runs

[tranquil bone]

Literally God's favorite princess

[void bison]

do you do a durge run as evil or as good trying to resist evil

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/NoContextCrap/status/1976862068973486548

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[hexed igloo]

She deserves it

[mystic ether]

Pfft no. She just got chose because it was convenient.

[deft badge]

Depends on the mood ig, my og durge was redemptionist paladin because it feels plot relevant but

I like murder durge too

[hexed igloo]

She's a self insert for one of the deva

[deft badge]

My favorite dude is maximizing your killing tho

You're not gonna kill everyone

[void bison]

I didn't get far as my good durge but im pretty sure I made him kill astarion

[deft badge]

But when you're given the option to use that nuke?

Oh yeah

[misty ravine]

High Elves? Never heard of em

[mystic ether]

I suppose. Other characters got way more sauce in certain ways fr imo but she's not like boring I'd say.

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/put-gun-into-pocket-mr-stendahl-jungle-captive-hide-the-gun-finish-using-gun-gif-18798545

[deft badge]

Tbf idk why you wouldnt kill Astarion in most circumstances

[drowsy steppe]

Im being a good person today 🙂

[mystic ether]

You like shadowheart. Good person is selective at best. :V

[deft badge]

I force so many events that his trying to bite you cutscene doesnt play so it doesn't feel like fail rp

[carmine lance]

Met another krieger, he gave me a purity seal which was very cool of him

[deft badge]

Hey look at you two

Very nice

[carmine lance]

Yeeee

[tranquil bone]

that is a sweet helbore prop

[carmine lance]

I wish I had it lol

I have the chainsword tho so it’s not all bad

[mystic ether]

Astarion has an interesting amount of hate surrounding him. Personally think it's fandom being deeply dishonest about why some characters upset them

[sterile stone]

People hate him

?

[void bison]

hes a fish in warframe

[carmine lance]

Just would’ve been a huge pain to lug around at comicon

[tranquil bone]

Quite a few do yeah.

[mystic ether]

Some. But he's probably one of the more popular star party members.

[carmine lance]

I wouldn’t say I hate him, but I do find him boring

[deft badge]

I love him so much tbh

[mystic ether]

I accept zero Halsin slander.

[deft badge]

Astarion is genuinely one of the most interesting companions imo

[mystic ether]

You will be left for the vultures.

[carmine lance]

Halsin is fine he’s just too freaky for my tastes

[void bison]

I think halsin and wyll are boring

[sullen forge]

I’d honestly attempt a Steel Legion cosplay but holy shit good luck to me getting everything right LMAO

[mystic ether]

Wyll gets shafted in a really lame way imo.

[deft badge]

I think Halsin feels very tacked on as a companion

[sterile stone]

He just seems corny

[tranquil bone]

Like half the cast is tbh

[carmine lance]

I feel that lmao, this took a fair bit of effort

[mystic ether]

Well that's cuz he's kind of a cop without being a cop lol

[deft badge]

My issue with Wyll is that he feels like he has no personal stake in his own life and he let's you make all his choices for him .

[drowsy steppe]

yea just look at the stakebros

oh hey guys I kill astarion by staking him today!!

[deft badge]

You actualize getting him out of his pact, saving his father, etc etc

[sterile stone]

[drowsy steppe]

Im such a good person!!

[sterile stone]

See this is why I always pick Minthara, I can fix her

[carmine lance]

I just

[sterile stone]

[drowsy steppe]

ONG

[tranquil bone]

Minthara outside of pure evil runs is only a thing because of how down bad everyone is and got really quickly added

[drowsy steppe]

disagree on the fixing part

[deft badge]

I completely agree with you and I think she should've been locked to slaughtering the grove.

[drowsy steppe]

shes perfectly fine as an evil racist probably genocidal gf

[mystic ether]

He's pretty neat but id say he's probably the most underutilized character by some narrative stretches by comparison to others and that's annoying...but common for very particular reasons.

[void bison]

all I know about minthara is the horny scene

I krilled her...

[deft badge]

Shes cool

She has some great ambient dialogue

[carmine lance]

Didn’t have astarion in my party and then didn’t give a shit to do his personal quest line

[hexed igloo]

Astarion is hot tho

[void bison]

if i ever try to finish bg3 ill get a mod that let's me travel with my entire party

[tranquil bone]

Minthara is like the one companion you can't fix lol.

[carmine lance]

I went with karlach

[deft badge]

Honestly ever single time I hear "in menzoberranzan" ik its gonna be followed by one of the funniest statements I hear in bg3

[drowsy steppe]

halsin went from character I dislike so much to being relatively tolerable

[sterile stone]

Outside of Minty being evil, she does care about your player if you listen to how she talks about you

LAe'zel is just a case of...

Well she's a case.

[drowsy steppe]

space fascism

[hexed igloo]

The only character I give a shit about is my best friend Mr bonecloak

[void bison]

laezel is space hitlers youth

[carmine lance]

I started to fuck lae’zel and then I realized karlach was the better option

[sterile stone]

I was more talking about her romance, and it boiling down to who beat who's ass in a fight.

[deft badge]

Lae'zel is deeply brainwashed and I think how the gith are and why she is the way she is is lost on people who arent into dnd before they play bg3

Which is fine

But without context I get going "damn shes insufferable"

[sterile stone]

I've read that she's relatively nice by Gith standards.

[carmine lance]

I understood the context to that part actually!

[deft badge]

She is a saint by common gith standards.

[tranquil bone]

By not killing you instantly

[sterile stone]

Her romance though is weird.

[deft badge]

If Lae were the common gith she'd have cut us down on the ship tbh

[carmine lance]

Yeah lol

[smoky notch]

hark ye and praise kindred!

[drowsy steppe]

its a very phyiscally intense romance I give you that

like you can have sex with really fucking quick in act 1

[carmine lance]

Go away, this is zealot chat. Which means we talk about literally everything but zealot

[sterile stone]

I mean it is 100%, but like imagine making someone a nicer person because they beat your ass

[carmine lance]

Yeah, that shit was too fast even for me

Like goddamn

[deft badge]

I get it tbh, I get bored if I don't argue enough

[carmine lance]

They weren’t kidding when they said everyone would kill to get into your pants

[misty ravine]

Quick, someone ask how to build Shroud Marty Thammer again

[sterile stone]

Halsin is arguably the main culprit.

@drowsy steppe OH DUDE

[drowsy steppe]

eeeh its an exaggeration, only lae'zel and astarion wants to do it fast af

[sterile stone]

You remember when Mort tried romancing Karlach by killing all the other companions

[carmine lance]

Is this my fucking “say the line, bart!” now

[sterile stone]

And bro got man handled by halsin instead

[drowsy steppe]

oh god mort

[sterile stone]

[drowsy steppe]

YEA

bro aint a good person enough for muscle gal

and got railed instead by muscle man

[sterile stone]

That shit had me weak

I think my character had somewhat good standing with lae of all people.

[deft badge]

Karlach got done so dirty tbh

[deft badge]

She likes it when you kill things and stand up to her, its not actually too hard to do

[carmine lance]

I wanted a happy ending for karlach

[deft badge]

Literally any ending would be cooler than "find out next time on dbz"

[long oasis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1305356787901399130/twitter_1855772687664128464.gif

[sterile stone]

Yeah but it's not easy to do in a multiplayer run when I barely get companion interactions

[deft badge]

Idk how people do mp bg3 tbh

[sterile stone]

I don't think I was outright hostile to her, but maybe a few people I was about to fight

[deft badge]

Bg3 is like, a time commitment lmao

[carmine lance]

I didn’t care for gale either

[sterile stone]

It's fun, til someone ruins my attempted theft.

[carmine lance]

This is sorcerer turf, magic boy

Get the FUCK out of my sight

[deft badge]

I like Gale, agreeable fellow.

He parallels astarion a lot tbh

[sterile stone]

I legit skip Gale every run, I'm not trying to feed the nuclear magic item recycling bin.

[carmine lance]

Nah in all seriousness he’s pretty chill

[deft badge]

Buddy its 3 trash items

Are you really gonna use the dancing lights locket

[carmine lance]

Yes

[sterile stone]

Those 3 trash items could be sold for gold

[carmine lance]

(No)

[sterile stone]

And then stolen back

I gotta maximize PROFITS

[deft badge]

The infinite amount of gold you'll have anyway or?

[sterile stone]

[deft badge]

I unironically really like 6/6 sorc wiz gale

[misty ravine]

If you want, could honestly be whatever. If anything, Zealot chat is like this because we "solve" our class the fastest and are left with nothing on-topic to talk about (it's because we're super smrt, trust me)

[sullen forge]

Literally first run I ever did I accidentally sped ran Astarion without even meaning it LMAO

[sterile stone]

It also doesn't help there's long ass stretches between content drops.

[sterile stone]

Had something neary identical happen.

Found out the flamboyant vampire was a top.

[drowsy steppe]

I somehow also had fallen into the accidental speedrunning sex in my 1st playthrough

dammit Lae'zel wants to fuck me too fast man

💀

[sterile stone]

I just wanted to help bro not go crazy, got the plumber special instead

[drowsy steppe]

plumber special 🥀

[sterile stone]

Bruh I misread that entire situation

[sullen forge]

I be up oathbreaking, in my own lane

[sterile stone]

I thought I was being a good friend helping vamp bro out.

[sullen forge]

Not giving a fuck

[sterile stone]

I didn't think he wanted to jump my bones

[drowsy steppe]

you are in a camp full of horny bisexuals argus

[sterile stone]

I've learned since then.

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[deft badge]

Thats cause you picked the "small" or "normal" body type

[median steeple]

speedrunning ethel to oathbreak and get a stat boost

[deft badge]

If you're big you top him

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/what-surprised-gif-25739412

[sullen forge]

Argus upon learning everyone in camp is horny

[sterile stone]

I'm learning all kinds of things today

[deft badge]

I wish BG3 body types weren't like

Binary

"Small, frail" or "literally Guts"

[sullen forge]

Oathbreaker my beloved

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/baldur's-gate-3-baldur's-gate-baldurs-gate-baldurs-gate-3-bg3-gif-12512300373815243775

[deft badge]

Idk how people talk about the character customization in bg3 like its top tier, you have 2 basic body types and like 8 faces maybe

[sterile stone]

Trying to keep her around as much as possible to stock up on hill giant potions

She can keep her lotions

[sterile stone]

Mods

[tranquil bone]

Because you can make like eight hundred varieties of tiefling face

[sterile stone]

The mods are generally what people refer to.

[misty ravine]

What happened to the old "Strong-Fat-Skinny" triangle

[deft badge]

Thats not bg3 having good customization tho, thats modders fixing it

[carmine lance]

Lmao

[plucky sparrow]

zealot chat is too used to "The Build™" that we immediately found out "The Build(2)™" after zealot rework

[deft badge]

I found it really funny when Larian released the most popular character creation choices and we got John Baldur

[carmine lance]

I don’t even know if I follow a “the build” because I run shroudfield knife

[sterile stone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1392348183438557306/freeze-2.gif

[tranquil bone]

I'm very guilty of making every single RPG character aggressively bland white dude

[deft badge]

Tbf

[tranquil bone]

He me fr

[deft badge]

Yeah exactly

[carmine lance]

Unpopular take, ok, geez

[deft badge]

Lemme find an old pic of my dude somewhere rq

[sterile stone]

I try to make my character somewhat attractive without making bro look like some block faced brick shit house.

[carmine lance]

I made a dragonborn sorc

[sterile stone]

Cause for some reason that seems to be like 9/10 options for guys in most rpg games.

The other 1/10 is dudes making the most abhorrent eldrich abomination

[carmine lance]

I also enabled nudity because I genuinely said to myself, quote “hehe weenor funny” like a dumbass

Im not bright if you couldn’t tell

[deft badge]

grew out a moustache later in the campaign to add some personality

[carmine lance]

Wack

[sterile stone]

This really does have generic male character energy

[carmine lance]

I made performer sorc

[sterile stone]

[deft badge]

Literally me bro

[median steeple]

I need to recreate the Breton from ESO

[carmine lance]

Anyways i gotta go, more comicon shit

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/knight-xbox-gaming-elder-scrolls-games-gif-27629886

[drowsy steppe]

remember him

[sterile stone]

Bring me back a pretzel

[drowsy steppe]

red head latino named Martinez

[deft badge]

Thats him, that's John Baldur

[sterile stone]

I remember the look, I had no idea bro's name was Martinez

[drowsy steppe]

yea like

you got your fantasy names like myriel or whatever tf

I be out here calling bro Martinez

[sterile stone]

Bro looks like he's about to ask for license and registration

[deft badge]

I think watching too much Invincible made me do the mustache tbh

[long oasis]

hes not bald tho

[void bison]

I often plan to just cover a character with a cool helmet and forgot their normal face

[carmine lance]

You could get a pretzel for far cheaper

[void bison]

I try not to spend much time in a character customizer

[deft badge]

Bg3 has very few cool looking+actually good full face helmets imo

[void bison]

game looks pretty

[drowsy steppe]

peep the bowlcut on her tho

[deft badge]

I named my dude Ghrelin after a dnd character concept I was working with at the time

[sterile stone]

This looks like famous person

[void bison]

my last cyberpunk character looked like a Johnny silverhand fan boy

[sterile stone]

I just can't put my finger on who

[tranquil bone]

Kinda works

[drowsy steppe]

sounds like an elf wizard type of name

[median steeple]

you can get oathbreakers armour but it takes a lot of set up

getting infernal iron

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/what-did-you-say-jurassic-world-chaos-theory-you-said-what-netflix-gif-13191125696349939891

[deft badge]

Its the hormone your brain produces in anticipation of eating, he was a cook.

[median steeple]

finding the helm in the absolute castle

pain the ass but worth it

[sterile stone]

Most obnoxious bit about the game is you can't get the armor the emp is wearing

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-cooked-bad-haircut-hair-gif-10221558871062307163

[drowsy steppe]

angelina jolie

[deft badge]

My favorite armor is the bit you get from Dammon

Its not the best but fuck me it looks good

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[sterile stone]

Style > Stats

[drowsy steppe]

mm yea

[sterile stone]

I learned that from For Honor

[deft badge]

Nah it has great stats, just not broken stats

[drowsy steppe]

shadowheart and angelina jolie same jawline

[plucky sparrow]

woe, old for honor ugly as shit warlord cosmetics that gave you like 200% throw distance.

[deft badge]

Honestly my biggest gripe with BG3 is that every cool weapon is a sword

Which is very much a dndism

[sterile stone]

They've upped their game now and days thankfully

[deft badge]

Very few good weapons are not swords

[drowsy steppe]

swords are just cool

[plucky sparrow]

yea, i definitely do not miss the gear that gave you the ability to build revenge in 1v1s

[sterile stone]

The monk just sitting there beating the absolute shit out of everything with their bare fist

[median steeple]

I mean one of the best weapons is a hammer

[drowsy steppe]

but I do like mauls

[delicate shadow]

bro got that iron oxide drip

[deft badge]

Sure, but like 6 of the best weapons are swords of some style

[misty ravine]

Peter Serafinowicz with heterochromia

[median steeple]

the game forces you to get heterochromia if you want one of the best buffs permanently

[deft badge]

Fwiw he was not like that till Volo got to em

But that eye was too op to pass up for my HM clear

[plucky sparrow]

wait what?

[sullen forge]

Hi

I always do it

[ornate bone]

Is this modded?

[hard nexus]

this is the woke mob’s doing

[void bison]

yarp

[deft badge]

Volo's False Eye is permanent sight on invisible enemies, its the blue eye on my dude

Its wildly broken

[plucky sparrow]

oh....

[deft badge]

Honestly borderline unfun

[drowsy steppe]

ayy peep the look tho

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/gamerboi6002/status/1976922417370190258 wokey

Gamerboi (idk what to change my username to) (@gamerboi6002)

Toby Fox is the embodiment of this image but in like the best way possible

Quoting 桜井 政博 / Masahiro Sakurai (@Sora_Sakurai)
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FxTwitter · Oct 11, 2025, 8:06 AM

we need to play BF6 one of these days

[hard nexus]

true

[median steeple]

before you lose interest

[hard nexus]

oh don’t worry

this has already happened

[hard nexus]

i can send you a bunch of clips that are reasons why

[deft badge]

Fuck now I want to play bg3 again

But I dont want to do the achievement endings I dont already have

[sterile stone]

Time to start a new run and get the duelist's perogative

[deft badge]

I get it every run anyway

[hard nexus]

but we can still play

i’ll just bitch a bit

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/693362593758445608/1426673499329531924/c4ef4042e6e718a9ca4aedf99f38842f.mp4?ex=68ec14bc&is=68eac33c&hm=ce5c2163221d87f2c882b15e4986826590d710bc1962f62296fab4340022dfc3& @sullen forge

[drowsy steppe]

but why

[deft badge]

Cause most of them are the Evil™ endings and I dont find them as fun

[drowsy steppe]

PC vs console

[plucky sparrow]

wuh....

[sterile stone]

1st trying honor was an experience, especailly since we nearly lost at the very tail end

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-fair-enough-aye-fair-enough-fair-enoigh-fair-gif-2274378814549701334

[tranquil bone]

Time to play through act 1 and burn out in the shadowfell

[sterile stone]

Thank the lord for fire magic and explosives

[frosty herald]

bro thinks hes subject 106

[void bison]

thats what I did

[median steeple]

I think the reworked Bhal ending is cool

[plucky sparrow]

i gotta play trepang at some point

[void bison]

I was at the very tail end of act 2 probably

[median steeple]

but as always the best endings are way more interesting

[deft badge]

I actually love act 2

[void bison]

if you play trepang make sure you have the sword dlc

[deft badge]

If you opt not to dialogue skip the bosses I think they're some of the most well made boss fights in the entire game

[void bison]

spider boy with lamp

[deft badge]

Nah, the siblings

[tranquil bone]

Honestly IDK what everyone loves about it so much. Just pure style over substance.

[deft badge]

Its fun

[drowsy steppe]

its power fantasy fun

[deft badge]

Its very good turn your brain off fun

The music goes wildly hard too

Play it for the same reason I play DOOM or Hotline Miami or Midnight Fight Express etc etc

[drowsy steppe]

like the worldbuilding is also really interesting

anomalies and SCP like things are stuff thats both known and researched about well

[frosty herald]

you wont regret it

trepang surprisingly has quite deep lore

and the backrooms are canon in the game

[tranquil bone]

The world building felt like crazy generic trend chasing. My eyes about rolled out of my head at the backrooms level

[deft badge]

The backrooms level was stupid

[delicate shadow]

the kpop boyband member look

[deft badge]

Tbh the best level in the whole game is the hospital

Base game anyway

[drowsy steppe]

the whole jorvik castle is peak

that boss theme

[drowsy steppe]

smash

[void bison]

I do prefer ultrakill though

im an ultrashill

[deft badge]

UK has like

Real tech you can learn

And true depth of mechanics

[void bison]

I like railcoining to hit an enemy like 3 times or more with a railgun even if i suck at it usually

[deft badge]

I really like coin shot on the pistol

[misty ravine]

I should try this "ultra kill" but it might filter me. I am an old man with poor reflexes

[frosty herald]

either hard or very hard

[deft badge]

It feels so relentlessly stylish

[mystic ether]

It's weird in his case with what I've seen for durge stuff. Seemed like a case of hamfisted charactersexual

[void bison]

the coin pistol muscle memory activates in me quick when I return to ultrakill

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/ultrakill/clips/1LlfBCA4xDPQWj

[tranquil bone]

The lower difficulties are really not bad at all if you can stomach not being a "true gamer"

[deft badge]

Very nice

[hard nexus]

chargebacks my beloved,,

[frosty herald]

the best levels in trepang 2 has to be horizon HQ omega facility and oil rig

[void bison]

you can also build up lots of speed with sliding tricks and jump tricks

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/ultrakill/clips/1L46FG2QYG6naW

[misty ravine]

playing difficulty other than the highest
But then I can't say I actually played the real game!

[drowsy steppe]

wdym

[void bison]

you will only ever get older and slower, today is the best day to genocide hell

[misty ravine]

Where do the souls of genocided hellions get sent? Ultrahell?

[sullen forge]

Here’s my take play whatever you feel comfortable with till it gets boring then move to the next one

[void bison]

they are yummy fuel

https://tenor.com/view/mankind-is-dead-blood-is-fuel-hell-is-full-ultrakill-flaming-text-gif-3616767924585361103

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald

[sterile stone]

You haven't seen my once human character

[misty ravine]

I'm doing a bit
I turn the difficulty down in games all the time, including Darktide. Can't be fucked to play Havoc now that I got the stuff I wanted from it

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/filth-filth-ultrakill-goofy-goofy-jump-idiot-gif-8726061994731942149

[frosty herald]

hmm

[deft badge]

Idk, I think Ultrakill is fun and worth playing

[sullen forge]

Urghh not even a real Darktide player sighhh

[deft badge]

I think Trepang² is as well

[sullen forge]

Peak2 mentioned

[void bison]

I beat minos but not sisyphus yet

[sullen forge]

Sisyphus my beloathed

[hearty nebula]

made burritos who want some

[deft badge]

I have UltrakillxHEALTH merch somewhere

[sullen forge]

Actually the only boss in the game I got hardstuck on for multiple days

[void bison]

human meat ?

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-trepang2-x-ryan-gosling-trepang2-gif-47746639197767514

[sterile stone]

They vegetarian?

[hearty nebula]

nah had leftover beef from spaghetti

[drowsy steppe]

share with the class

[placid fiber]

I am so glad I am not hungry right now

[sullen forge]

How I be pulling up to the Trepang2 function

[deft badge]

Yeah fuck I'd go for food

[sullen forge]

@median steeple you should play Trepang if you haven’t…

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/b2rW8IViO90?si=WJKhFPMc8tuA6CCv

[drowsy steppe]

how I be listening to them .wav files

[void bison]

I am also a doom eternal fan

[deft badge]

Whats the song that loops in the wave based combats?

Had the really punchy percussion

[elfin thorn]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a0173c07-9021-4d26-91d8-44edf6f3d477/thammer-but-sharp?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button
how's this lookin'? i'm thinking with the attack speed from marty alongside fotf-ing into hordes will upkeep crit chance to proc crit cdr and perfect strike often, and for elites i can chain crits with bloodthirsty

[deft badge]

Same, best modern DOOM

[drowsy steppe]

Horde?

[frosty herald]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5MXMWjyP6N2swKyAuQ0a0H?si=e19e27c91664448a

[deft badge]

My controversial take is i prefer new Wolf games to new DOOM games for the most part tho

[frosty herald]

it goes so hard

[median steeple]

ive beaten it twice

[sullen forge]

https://youtu.be/wShleFs6cNE?si=5mnjyvzplm5o5DQF

[frosty herald]

if i wanted to play ultrakill id just play doom eternal

[sullen forge]

Shit is engrained in my mind trying to do this on Extreme

Rage mode being even worse

[elfin thorn]

hey i recognize that name. trepang is supposed to be a horror game or smth like that

[deft badge]

Oh yeah, its this one

This shit got me through Rage Mode

[frosty herald]

im hardstuck on rage mode kellington colierty

[deft badge]

That song almost makes me salivate at the thought of more enemies

[sterile stone]

@drowsy steppe @delicate shadow

[sullen forge]

Something real sadistic kicks in when you hear the Horizon Mercs panicking at the sight of watching their friends get turned into red mist

[deft badge]

love the spas

love my soup guns

[frosty herald]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6fLXbXpvZGXntSWml7qtn9?si=-bBFJP4iQlOpOGkVuENeFg

[sullen forge]

I’ve loved the games AI on how they actively try to bait you out or flank you if you play slow

[frosty herald]

Arguably the best song in the game

[sullen forge]

Which you’re kinda forced too in rage mode

[deft badge]

i disagree tbh

[sullen forge]

You don’t notice it on Lower difficulties

[drowsy steppe]

could've sworn Ive seen this guy in a kpop band

[deft badge]

the best way i found to play rage mode was to constantly be killing

and if i ever stopped killing to fuel slo mo id die

[heady rapids]

???

7 of them

[sullen forge]

You run out you have to swap to extremely defensive plays to get that Meter up

[deft badge]

Kinda sorta

Feels like panthering when you run out of meter

[acoustic dune]

wtf am i looking at

[deft badge]

I just walk up behind people with the usp instead of sliding into them with the shotgun

I will say I mashed slo mo a lot tho, like on and off

[placid fiber]

Space marine 2, I think

[sullen forge]

Using the bile bombs to cause chaos was pretty good as well lmao

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-see-my-class-gif-15768348532634343334

[signal spoke]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G2opxyobIAYwi74.gif

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/case-oh-caseoh-waffle-house-waffle-house-gif-10934642274965704175

[hexed igloo]

Why this bitch got a 4 gallon tub of caramel

I say Why but I watched her put about a cup and a half of it in there

Girl just crack a Celsius or something you don't like coffee and that's okay

[sterile stone]

Sometimes you need a little extra diabetes to get your morning started.

[deft badge]

It fucks with me when people do that to coffee

Like drink it how you like it ig but I'm not convinced you like coffee

[sterile stone]

Beats starbucks

Overpriced sugar in a cup

[placid fiber]

[deft badge]

So does Cafe Bustello, no cream, no sugar

[mystic ether]

So I need to play through it myself and I caught streams of friends doing their dirge runs with Halsin as their romance and by act 3 Halsin just sticks out as someone who's tolerance towards the actual heinous shit the pc does when embracing dirge shit doesn't add up to me.

[placid fiber]

I drink coffee black usually

[deft badge]

Likewise

Tastes good

[hexed igloo]

I drink it black with some brown sugar

If I put milk in I shit myself

[sterile stone]

I use mct oil

[placid fiber]

If I wanted sugar I'd just get a red bull or w/e

[hexed igloo]

I use ket

[sterile stone]

That's a good way to get your organs to fail

[hexed igloo]

Nothin like a khole to get the day started

[sterile stone]

That shit is beyond horrible.

Doesn't mean it doesn't taste good tho

[hexed igloo]

Skill issue my kidneys are an infinite cobblestone generator

[sterile stone]

[hearty nebula]

oh please there's worse than redbull

[deft badge]

I think i can allow myself a fucked up energy drink on occasion tbh

I drink like, coffee and water predominantly

[placid fiber]

With all of the fast food I have eaten... I am not especially worried about the occasional red bull tbh

[hexed igloo]

I drink 2 monsters a day generally, but only the sugarfree

[deft badge]

Orange juice sometimes

[hexed igloo]

Aspartame preserves the body like formaldehyde

[heady rapids]

kidney stone simulator

[deft badge]

I love water

I dont understand mfs who do not drink water

[sterile stone]

The American diet is a fascinating thing.

[placid fiber]

I almost exclusively drink water nowadays

[sterile stone]

The most common thing I hear when people say they don't like water is because of the taste.

Then you have people like Asmondgold

[heady rapids]

i only drink carbonated water

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/asmon-gold-water-disgust-fiji-bleh-gif-5942155623690568851

[mystic ether]

That's like a particular extreme though.

[deft badge]

This guy is a literal creature tbf

[hexed igloo]

I drink plenty of water, I just use sugarfree juice sachets in it because the water in this town tastes like pipes

[placid fiber]

I have a water filter thing so I can just filter sink water

[drowsy steppe]

that goes to the rest of the good companions tbf. they're all perplexed why durge would wanna embrace. And you can potentially break their hearts during the durge evil ending

[tropic egret]

I had a friend who believed that preservatives in food (that I guess prevent food from rotting) also help preserve your body, because we're meat

[hexed igloo]

He might have a point

[heady rapids]

they cause autism actually

[hexed igloo]

No that's tylenol

[deft badge]

So does everything else

[drowsy steppe]

water coffee and isotonic water is my watery diet nowadays

tbh I might have caffeine addiction

[tropic egret]

yeah I couldn't really be sure heh

[sterile stone]

Water, steak and broccoli been my diet for the past few days with protein chips as a snack.

[hexed igloo]

The headache sets in exactly 24 hours without caffeine

[placid fiber]

Ironically I eat and drink way healthier now than I did like... 10 years ago

[deft badge]

Im ngl if I dont have coffee in the morning I'm genuinely Not Correct

[mystic ether]

Like I said, I'm definitely not sure how it plays out from every step so my next playthrough might just be dirge but I like to explore a lot of other stuff before choosing how I wanna role a villain run.

[sterile stone]

I mean I don't expect anyone in their teens or 20s to eat healthy.

It's usually as you age you begin to care more about your body

Cause it goes from

[placid fiber]

I went from drinking 2 liters of soda a day to drinking almost exclusively water

[sterile stone]

Nah I can ignore this to

Oh shit I'm aging and my body isn't working how it was when I was younger

[tropic egret]

the government told me tylenol makes me pregnant or something like that

[mystic ether]

_>

[drowsy steppe]

had an extended period without caffeine but not 24 hrs without it and I feel the shakes

[hexed igloo]

Don't Talk To Me Before My Coffee

[sterile stone]

I'd wager alot more people suffer from caffine addiction then we'd like to believe.

[misty ravine]

I genuinely like the taste of coffee with milk and sugar but don't like the taste of black coffee

[placid fiber]

Honestly the soda thing is cause of that. The eating part is cause I am more poor, tho

[drowsy steppe]

I play only Durge. I dont really like the blank slate nature of Tav

[deft badge]

Nah like, genuinely. I need to shower and have a coffee and then I'm capable of polite company.

[misty ravine]

There are lots of things I like the flavors of but wouldn't just eat at 100% concentration

[hexed igloo]

I'm just not capable of polite company best I can do is cold tolerance

[drowsy steppe]

I believe that, its just not as debilitating unlike being drug or alcohol addicted

[sterile stone]

For sure, I think something that isn't widely talked about are sugar withdrawls.

[mystic ether]

🙂

[deft badge]

That is, imo, polite company.

[hexed igloo]

You say that but haven't experienced the crash after 14 monsters

[sterile stone]

Like cut sugar out of your diet and watch how your mood and the way you view food changes.

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-grenade-truth-nuke-gif-6248133608324632914

[hexed igloo]

I have

[sterile stone]

Actually, processed sugar.

[drowsy steppe]

everything has sugar in it nowadays 💀

[deft badge]

Overly processed sugary things taste so bad when you avoid em for awhile

[hexed igloo]

Fuckkkkk that thing that's designed for you to eat it?

[drowsy steppe]

but thankfully I avoid over consumption of shit like coke

[sterile stone]

I was referring to processed sugar, shoulda been specific.

[drowsy steppe]

or energy drinks

[deft badge]

Good idea, destroys your nose.

[misty ravine]

The heckin palatabilitymaxxed consoomer product?

[drowsy steppe]

(normal water underrated)

[lethal totem]

actual v overkill, is stealth thammer just a meme

[hexed igloo]

One time I drank 30 monster energys over the course of 3 days

[placid fiber]

My moods haven't changed. I was hyper when I drank 2 liters of soda a day and I am hyper while almost exclusively drinking water. Then again, I have severe ADHD...

[drowsy steppe]

how tf yall survive that shit

[spare talon]

True

[hexed igloo]

Built different bro

I've been drinking 2+ energy drinks per day for the last 6 years no kidney stones yet

[sterile stone]

Knew a chick who popped a 5 hour energy and a monster after.

Ended up with her heart nearly exploding.

[deft badge]

Id do this on nights out tbh

[mystic ether]

I mean, there's an entire circulatory system that exists so. Yk.

[hexed igloo]

Rookie shit I snorted 6 sachets of mint flavored instant coffee once

I could feel my heart beating

[frosty herald]

Suicide speedrun holy

[drowsy steppe]

normal water underrated

[sterile stone]

Speaking of

[heady rapids]

sparkling is just normal but better

[sterile stone]

I got my 1.5L right next to me.

[heady rapids]

need to find a good brand first tho

[sterile stone]

Liquid Death

[drowsy steppe]

I have a bottle of it within reach

[placid fiber]

Meh... For me even 400mg of caffeine doesn't make me feel my heartbeat. I just am used to caffeine ig

[misty nova]

https://x.com/HadesPlays_/status/1977043341729820759?s=19

Eduardo, the HadesPlays (@HadesPlays_)

X · Oct 11, 2025, 4:07 PM

[drowsy steppe]

I dont wanna drink it rn tho or I'll be pissing it in the next 30 minutes 💀

[sterile stone]

Nah but that shit does get me

People will say they don't like the taste of water

[heady rapids]

woohoo p4

[sterile stone]

But slam like 6 sodas in a day

[drowsy steppe]

IKr

[sterile stone]

And wonder why their insides hurt

[hexed igloo]

Sparking tastes like TV static

[heady rapids]

maybe

[sterile stone]

McDonalds sprite.exe

[heady rapids]

tv static is most comparable to hitting your elbow

[hexed igloo]

I knew a guy in school, looked like the most stereotypical nerd you've ever seen in your life, and he only ever drank room temp sparkling water

[heady rapids]

what is this supposed to be

assblighter?

[misty ravine]

tfw tried a Red Bull in high school and realized I had literally never been able to pay attention before in my life ||now of course I'm heavily caffeine dependent and get severe headaches & lethargy if I go 24 hours without it but that's the price of being a productive member of society I guess||

[frosty herald]

Turn on private

[heady rapids]

assvhblighter?

why

we're 2 manning

you dont wanna play with assblighter?

ah man he left

[frosty herald]

So we dont get randos

[sterile stone]

Bro has a caffine addiction

[hexed igloo]

Just wait til it only deals with the headaches

[heady rapids]

yeah thats the point

of making it public

[sterile stone]

And found out the withdrawl effects

[heady rapids]

never had an energy drink in my life

[placid fiber]

First time I drank it I got an adrenaline rush, myself

[hexed igloo]

Atp the only reason I have energy drinks is to stave off the headache

They don't do anything anymore

[placid fiber]

I just get caffeine pills, myself. It's way cheaper

[sterile stone]

That sounds like those addicts who have to do more and more drugs to achieve the same high they got the first time.

[drowsy steppe]

@hexed igloo you dont play Darktide?

[sterile stone]

But yeah your body will gradually grow a tolerance to things.

So you have to pump more and more into your system to achieve a effect.

[placid fiber]

Even moreso cause of my dad. He's extra resistant to things he has had. I have to get double the numbing shots for dental work x.x

[hexed igloo]

Long story (not really) I played it off my friends account but then they killed library sharing so I'm waiting for a good sale

[heady rapids]

the humble greenluma:

[drowsy steppe]

mm fair enough

[hexed igloo]

You're more than welcome to gift it to me though

[misty ravine]

Unfortunately I need it to pay Attention (I owe him money)

[sterile stone]

Not a real darktide player

EAT HIM

[placid fiber]

[drowsy steppe]

put him in the pyre

[hexed igloo]

Oh nooooooo don't eat me ohhhh I'm hanging my ass outta bed oh nooo

[mystic ether]

Unless I'm mixing something fun with it, sparkling water annoys me.

[sterile stone]

What a horrible day to be able to read the english language

[hexed igloo]

I aim to please

[placid fiber]

Ikr?

[hexed igloo]

You'd be in for a rough time if I wasn't gagged by automod and the threat of being banned

I'm on a short leash

[sterile stone]

Discord is a place that rivals lovecraft with the horrifc things I've had to read through out my stint on this app.

[hexed igloo]

Not that I go around throwing slurs but I'm sure you get what I mean

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-grenade-truth-nuke-gif-6248133608324632914

[sterile stone]

Nah I don't expect to be called slurs unless it's a CoD lobby.

[drowsy steppe]

this that fake darktide player energy smh

[misty ravine]

Gagged, placed on a short leash, and subjected to verbal threats
Even this sounds dirty in the context of Zealot chat

[hexed igloo]

What do you mean zelchat is a bastion of friendliness and purity

[placid fiber]

Even I expect that from a CoD lobby

[drowsy steppe]

crazy how the only thing thas stopping zealchat becoming nsfw chat is the fact nsfw isnt allowed

[hexed igloo]

I can throw slurs around if you really want me to I guess

[placid fiber]

I don't even play CoD

[drowsy steppe]

(even then we still teethers on the edge)

[sterile stone]

Remember I was playing the division and I told a guy who was hot mic'ing "Aye dawg can you chill with the open mic"

Bro fired off on all cylinders with every slur for black people in the book

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-wizard-saruman-so-you-have-chosen-death-gif-24634148

[drowsy steppe]

truly a mask off

[sterile stone]

There's some truly insane ass people behind the mic.

I just let bro throw his temper tantrum.

[deft badge]

Anonymity does that to people

[drowsy steppe]

you know I find that hot

[placid fiber]

Just do what I do: play alone if possible

[sterile stone]

Playing solo is fun for a bit.

But there's that enjoyable part of actually meeting people who don't belong in a jacket.

[hexed igloo]

Man you've just gotta match it

[placid fiber]

When solo you can use whatever tomfoolery you want... When with people you gotta try

[hexed igloo]

They wanna put me in an asylum the way I can straitjacket

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-memey-aim-gif-14691352

[placid fiber]

Ironically in division 2 me being a defensive player worked extremely well with my friend's aggressive play style even though I was way worse at the game

[sterile stone]

I'm at that stage in my life where I am not trying my ass off in a pve game

Especially if I'm not getting paid.

Like bro I booted up this game to avoid stress

Not make more

[hexed igloo]

In div2 I just run shotgun and riot shield it works pretty well lmao

Roll up and ragdoll mfs

[placid fiber]

I can't help but try my best every time I play... Even when solo I still try.

[sterile stone]

I wanna get back into Div2 but Ubisoft actin real froggy with the whole

You will own nothing and be happy

[hexed igloo]

I try hard with my tomfoolery

[sterile stone]

word

[placid fiber]

When there's other people I sorta hold myself to a standard

[hexed igloo]

I don't I turn now good luck everyone else

[placid fiber]

I don't game as much as I used to

[misty ravine]

I lay myself facedown on the steering wheel and begin my turn

[hexed igloo]

I don't comp game anymore I just chill

I don't look at stats I don't care

[drowsy steppe]

lol I was a raging toxic pos when I was super into grinding comp valorant

[placid fiber]

I do that, but, try to at least not die.

[hexed igloo]

I was gold 2 in r6siege

[copper hawk]

Never understood comp shooters

[hexed igloo]

They suck cock and balls

[drowsy steppe]

the highest rank I got was Immortal on Val

[placid fiber]

I've never been into comp shooters. Then again I have never really liked pvp either

[sterile stone]

I kinda remember your val phase

[hexed igloo]

Siege and apex are still my most played games on steam, and I haven't played them in 4+ years

[drowsy steppe]

that whole experience kinda ruins my enjoyment out of playing anything with a ranking system 💀

I avoid anything comp like its PTSD

[sterile stone]

Nah nah

Suit up

We're going to PoE2 comp

[hexed igloo]

I quit siege because I suddenly snapped into awareness, realized i was solo queuing ranked, and uninstalled it on the spot

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-shake-stewie-gif-5450737313358591447

[hexed igloo]

Pisk of Eain 2?

[placid fiber]

Sounds fun (I have 3k hours in ror2)

[misty ravine]

Played the shit out of counter-strike ||1.5|| back in the day and realized I almost never enjoyed any of it. Winning wasn't fun, I was just relieved to have not lost, because losing was miserable

[heady rapids]

youre shitting me

[drowsy steppe]

solo queueing anything, but especially siege is hella brave and crazy

[tranquil bone]

Siege is something else entirely. The "people" who play it are fascinating specimens

[plush estuary]

guh

[hexed igloo]

Agreed, and I was one of them

[sterile stone]

Portable outdoor Eclairs 2

[hexed igloo]

Coin flip on whether you get tk'd for the first 4 rounds

[tranquil bone]

My ex played like 1k hours and it was basically impossible for her to use a mic in public lobbies

[frosty herald]

lololol

[sterile stone]

Watching Jynxzy uncontrollably behave like a rabid honey badger was funny.

[drowsy steppe]

the one time I tried comp Marvel Rivals, I was already facing toxicity from enemy and teammates. And I had a horrible gut feeling that I might ended up relieving bas habits

[hexed igloo]

I said some things I'm not proud of to many an anonymous gamer

[copper hawk]

Freak

Checks out

Stones u to death tbh

I dont rlly use my mic anymore in tf2

[copper hawk]

Unless im tipsy

Always a gamble

[sterile stone]

I mean it's just overwatch but popular.

And maybe less jiggle pyshics but that's besides the point.

[drowsy steppe]

being a woman is hard in gamin, especially PvP. The sexism is 2nd hand embarrassing

[hexed igloo]

I use ptt to

1. give a 2 word callout
2. call someone stupid
3. say gg

[drowsy steppe]

characters are dope

[hexed igloo]

What's the fuckin point then

[drowsy steppe]

I bought the Psylocke Vengeance skin

that costume man

[copper hawk]

2 word callout
Say something funny with someone if we happen to share a funny moment

[drowsy steppe]

[sterile stone]

Having a girl in the friend group is cool til you have one of her orbiters join the vc and start acting fucking weird

I keep telling my female friends who game

[hexed igloo]

Women aren't real

[copper hawk]

Remindz me of zome1..

A former moot..

[sterile stone]

You gotta stop being nice to just everybody, if bro being weird. Don't just accept that shit.

[copper hawk]

Except w feminine soundin men..

[sterile stone]

Especially if you around me.

Cause I sure as fuck don't want another home bound weirdo reading out everyone's home address in the group VC

[hexed igloo]

Just call them gay and most orbiters will either have a temper tantrum or just ragequit the vc

[sterile stone]

To be fair, this guy got arrested like months later

[hexed igloo]

Not surprised

[sterile stone]

But she did end up telling us he showed up to her house.

Like once.

[hexed igloo]

Insinuating they have something to hide on their hard drive also does wonders

[sterile stone]

And her uncle called the cops

[sterile stone]

Naaaah

[placid fiber]

Good advice, I'll screenshot and save this for later.

[sterile stone]

If you're comfortable being a creep online infront of alot of people, I doubt insults work on you.

[drowsy steppe]

they start acting the nice guy. Knew a guy like this on another server. Like I can tell what it is hes doing but its not necessarily doing something wrong.... but I just feel 2nd hand embarrassment having to read his messages 😭

[sterile stone]

Them dudes who act like they've never interacted with someone of the opposite sex before are wild.

Mans found a unicorn and couldn't contain himself.

[hexed igloo]

Nah fragile ass egos and they aren't used to being called a creep if they're being a creep

[sterile stone]

I've gotten unlucky then.

[void bison]

yes indubitably

not on the wolf part though

[sterile stone]

Most chicks I talk to have absolute fucking weirdos around them.

[hexed igloo]

Yeah the actual freaks are the ones that you wanna watch out for

[lament blaze]

Actual women in the real world?

[hexed igloo]

Those ones you'll have to make use of the stand your ground law

[misty ravine]

Yet another case of "[thing] is fine but the fans are the real problem"

[copper hawk]

Orbiters hanging in vcs totally by themselves

Im a group chat

Or a discord

For

Hours.

Waitin 4 their prey 2 join

Out of pity..

[sterile stone]

While I'm sure this shit happens irl

[drowsy steppe]

bruh guy deserve it. who tf reads home address of people in vc

[sterile stone]

I've thankfully never encountered someone being weird while I'm around a chick.

[hexed igloo]

Not to be that guy but if everywhere smells like shit

[copper hawk]

Y do all the good girls surround themselves w weirdoz.. zigh.. i could fix her..

[sterile stone]

What's fucking funny is she shared bro's mugshot.

[hexed igloo]

Based

[sterile stone]

He looks exactly like the type of person who would stalk a woman he met online.

[lament blaze]

Cause this kind of behavior I have not seen outside of online spaces

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[copper hawk]

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