zealot-class

[naive stirrup]

duckfoot cring

[grizzled aspen]

Vodka is aggressively average at darktide, I am aggressively average at vermintide.

We are not the same.

[devout flicker]

tbh it was an objectively bad system that punished good play since you had no reason to use hyper efficient options to clear enemies like sienna with flamethrower staff outside of modded diffs cus you'd be sabotaging your teams thp

idk if toughness is a great system either but it's better

[royal sandal]

i remember one time there was this fuckass warrior priest who complained about friendly fire while i was playing pyro fireball

[naive stirrup]

you say this but have only ever seen me play when I'm rusty, on a patch with brand new trees

[devout flicker]

deadass left games when i saw ppl using it

[royal sandal]

i dont like thp as a concept since it leads to stupid stuff like hit-trading

[naive stirrup]

brace of pistols >>>

[royal sandal]

its fine on official though, works for what it is

[naive stirrup]

bounty hunter is cringe

[devout flicker]

zealot volley crossbow smite chads >>>

oh wait didnt they remove smite from zealot

let me check

[grizzled aspen]

Toughness is a better system because there are methods that allow you to generate it instead of killing things.

[naive stirrup]

i used to use volley

[grizzled aspen]

But killing things is still the best source.

[devout flicker]

yeah coherency was a good addition

[placid fiber]

TFW chaos wastes trolls you with it

[devout flicker]

even if its not rlly useful in higher diffs

[naive stirrup]

swapped to brace when i hit cataclysm

[royal sandal]

man i should go back and play official realm once in awhile

[grizzled aspen]

Coherency as a system allows toughness generation talents to exist, i.e. born leader.

And born leader is really good.

[naive stirrup]

then you have thp that scales with difficulty lmao

vt2 better game

[grizzled aspen]

Also allows for buff talents to be more readily apparent, like auras.

[naive stirrup]

audio system doesn't suck

[royal sandal]

audio system sucks ass

i could never hear a backstab

i didnt even know it existed

[grizzled aspen]

The one thing I will also note vt2 sucking about in comparison to darktide is there always seems to be one little rat behind you that eats 3/4 of your hp in one hit and you can never hear him.

[royal sandal]

its horrible to the point where i had to make a mod to boost the volume by +10 for myself

[grizzled aspen]

Even with my audio on max, still can't hear the little bastard.

[royal sandal]

meanwhile in darktide its always clear

[naive stirrup]

clear

[royal sandal]

this applies to special cues aswell

[placid fiber]

They spawn behind you

[naive stirrup]

but easily overwhelmed

[grizzled aspen]

I wouldn't say always.

[naive stirrup]

because horde audio is prio

[placid fiber]

I've seen it happen to teammates plenty of times

[naive stirrup]

for some reason

[placid fiber]

they can spawn behind you already in the middle of their attack animation

[grizzled aspen]

And yes this is what I'm talking about, the rats that spawn directly behind you and instakill you fucking piss me off.

[royal sandal]

probably a mini patrol

[grizzled aspen]

It's SO ass.

[placid fiber]

nah, just legit a slave rat spawning behind you out of nowhere

[grizzled aspen]

Yet another reason why I think toughness is better, it'd protect you from something like that.

[naive stirrup]

see on vt2 I'm basically a beyblade of flying rat parts

[royal sandal]

i havent seen this in action in months

[placid fiber]

I have seen it enough times to know it's a thing

[royal sandal]

usually its because someone left a rat unkilled

[naive stirrup]

that one random rat behind me gets atomized before it has a chance to even process it got close enough to hit me

[grizzled aspen]

Until the game says "woe, 40 chaos warriors be upon ye."

[placid fiber]

It wasn't an unkilled rat, just a slave rat that spawned out of nowhere behind someone in front of me

[naive stirrup]

in which case I explode

[ripe heron]

Rats got the speedforce

[royal sandal]

man darktide just fails to capture that rush of melee combat personally

[grizzled aspen]

HUZZAH, PROOF FATSHARK IS CRINGE IN VT2

[royal sandal]

when i fight 40 chaos warriors in vt2 i feel adrenaline in my blood

[naive stirrup]

deserved for playing the witch

[royal sandal]

when i fight 40 crushers in darktide its a slog

[placid fiber]

I've gotten perfect parries out of the stupid mfers

cause I was paranoid and blocked

[royal sandal]

one thing i will give fatshark credit for is that they improved the feeling of weight so, so much

[undone pewter]

We play these games because they're cringe

[queen yoke]

@wild apex you dont have the polygun
https://remnant2.wiki.gg/wiki/Polygun

[placid fiber]

the most notable instance was an outcast engineer that was in front of me that I was watching where the rat appeared behind them already attacking

I knew it was a thing already by that point, tho

[royal sandal]

man i gotta look into that behavior myself then if its still so prominent

[placid fiber]

It's random

[royal sandal]

as far as i know i dont remember the conflict director having specific code to spawn a rat behind players

[placid fiber]

it probably doesn't, but, that doesn't stop them from spawning

[ripe heron]

It's always an interpolation bug where the client and server pathing get conflicted.

and the game uses less resources rendering things you aren't looking at. Which is why you can often catch animation bugs when quickly turning to face enemies at ledges.

[placid fiber]

So that's why it seems to happen more to backline characters?

I've noticed it more in the back than in the front of the party

[ripe heron]

When hordes are spawned in the backrooms they aren't even doing running animations most of the time, just toy-like sliding.

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cop-cop-slide-cop-falling-off-slide-cop-flying-off-slide-gif-1653893110919650229

[normal shell]

@south prism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU2

[carmine falcon]

@heady rapids i bugged bro out

[placid fiber]

You killed him!

[carmine falcon]

roasted alive

[acoustic dune]

pookie is playinh without me

😔

[placid fiber]

[dry hinge]

[acoustic dune]

zealot chat

lady and gents

[placid fiber]

What about automated machines?

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/fax-my-brother-spit-yo-shit-indeed-tellmeits0ver-cat-gif-18001869000166970593

[dry hinge]

When cyber plays with me, he’s mainly spectating (I kid I kid ||kinda|| )

[acoustic dune]

I LOVE PLAYING BULWARK

https://tenor.com/view/a-train-edit-a-train-the-boys-a-train-the-boys-edit-gif-26341809

[dry hinge]

Assault/bulwark/VG for me

[acoustic dune]

I LOVE VANGUARD

I LOVE MY INF ARMOR

[dry hinge]

We can play sometimes if you want

I usually just live in absolute

[acoustic dune]

which remind me

i need to do my weekly

[dry hinge]

It’s an easy one

[acoustic dune]

when are you free?

[carmine falcon]

i wanted to get 1 game before i fk off outside habibi

[frosty herald]

When are you hopping on so we can go grind

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

[frosty herald]

That stud pauldron aint grinding itself

[carmine falcon]

later today

probably 4 hours or something

im forced to attend a family gathering

my favoirte

[acoustic dune]

you doing the siege hard mode?

[carmine falcon]

[frosty herald]

Yah

[acoustic dune]

i could join

https://tenor.com/view/puppy-cute-happy-puppy-happy-dog-gif-18036718

[frosty herald]

Hmm

After dinner

[acoustic dune]

yeah that work

https://tenor.com/view/ice-age-sid-call-me-give-me-your-number-give-me-a-call-gif-16699821

[heady rapids]

real shit

[carmine falcon]

not sure if this was intended or not

[heady rapids]

i thought he'd have healthgates

or something

any news on pts

[frosty herald]

No

Only that its here on the 16th

[heady rapids]

its not

thats the demo

[carmine falcon]

oh yeah before that i did the ballistic engine hard daily

very fun

lots of minoris

2 bosses

[hard nexus]

i kill those things en masse in wh3

[carmine falcon]

healthy amount of elites

[heady rapids]

cool thing

[carmine falcon]

i had a blast on assault

just kept spamming gp

[heady rapids]

prestige grind is so ass

[carmine falcon]

it is indeed mega doodoooo

[hard nexus]

at 50 seconds that chaos spawn attack is bs

what tf is that timing

[carmine falcon]

i should get back to this game

[hard nexus]

blue flash and then actually attacks like 10 seconds later

[carmine falcon]

i lvoe wh2

[hard nexus]

elspeth campaign is calling ur name

[frosty herald]

Just spam sieges

[heady rapids]

its one of the easiest attack to parry

just look at him

[frosty herald]

Each prestige is faster luckily

[hard nexus]

i havent played with cspawns yet so

[carmine falcon]

u basically ignore the blude indicators all together and just watch their hands
they should fix this for people

[hard nexus]

i dont actually knopw

[heady rapids]

its unironically one of the easiest ones

[hard nexus]

but just looking at it

[heady rapids]

no ithink this specific one is good

[carmine falcon]

i find dealing with hellspawns very ez as long as you manage them and dont let yourself be crowded

5 spawns on you is death

[frosty herald]

Just wait before parrying

[slate haven]

Hey fellas

What’s up

[hard nexus]

unblockable attacks need to have a different sound cue than parriables

tbh

[frosty herald]

Chaos spawn's entire design is to punish insta parry

[heady rapids]

they do

[frosty herald]

1000000%

[hard nexus]

they do?? they sound exactly the same

[frosty herald]

I parry based on sound

[heady rapids]

they changed it back uh

long ago

[carmine falcon]

they do im pretty sure
on specials there's a big roar before they do reds

[frosty herald]

But blue and red have the exact same sound

[heady rapids]

they dont

its a different pitch

[hard nexus]

oh

its slightly different

but its hardly a noticable difference

[frosty herald]

Thats not enough

[hard nexus]

yeah

[frosty herald]

It needs to be very different

[hard nexus]

agreed

https://medal.tv/games/the-finals/clips/lh3ZglW17SgF4Jk61?invite=cr-MSx3amssMjA0ODY2MDQ3&v=9

[heady rapids]

guy was joining for a minute or 2

[carmine falcon]

not sure when they added gunstrike on rubics perfect dodges but i fucking love it

[heady rapids]

thought he was console

apparently a pc player

how........

[hard nexus]

do u mean when they try to gunstrike you?

or you can gunstrike them

[frosty herald]

The finals has such crazy weapons

Now they have a pike

[carmine falcon]

if u perfect dodge their ranged attacks u get a gunstrike

[hard nexus]

its a spear, its been in the game for a very long time

[carmine falcon]

u can even perfect dodge the flamer circle

lol

[hard nexus]

its just

bad

this LTM is likely foreshadowing a spear rework

[hard nexus]

ohhh

thats cool

[frosty herald]

I really like the akimbo aiming stance for pistols

It looks so cool

[hard nexus]

i fucking hate the meltas

[frosty herald]

Flamer rubrics

[hard nexus]

melta marines and terminators are my most hated rubric marines

are they flamers??

they behave like meltas

[frosty herald]

Yeah

Theyre flamethrowers

[carmine falcon]

they use wrap flamers or some shit

i like melee terminators

ranged terminator is ez if they're not spammed

the thing with specials in this game is they're designed with low numbers in mind so it gets cancer when there's 1 billion

they have fairly complex behavior and can take a beating

[hard nexus]

i just hate the missiles

[carmine falcon]

the missiles are dodge to the right then to the left

[heady rapids]

yeah

[frosty herald]

I hate melee termies so mucj

[heady rapids]

i love it when they spam it in front of you

[hard nexus]

i love the melee terminators

[carmine falcon]

melee terminator is kino

fk u

[hard nexus]

theyre fun to parry

[frosty herald]

Idunno if they changed something with their parry timings

Cause it feels off somehow

[carmine falcon]

its the same

[heady rapids]

melee is only annoying on elevation

cause then you cant parry him

he just misses

[frosty herald]

Ranged rubrics are just peak annoying

[hard nexus]

dodge right then roll left?

hrm,,

[carmine falcon]

yeah

[hard nexus]

i will try this next time i play sm2

which will probably be a while from now

i do not feel very inclined to play that game rn

[carmine falcon]

also yeah since you want hammer to be a proper elite deleter

take the perk

that gives u 100% extra dmg on gp but reduces radius by 50%

it 1 SHOTS

an entire pack

from full health

[hard nexus]

hrm,,,

alrigfht

[dry hinge]

About an hour

[hard nexus]

i dont use thammer rn because leveling up other weapons

i think im on chainsword right now?

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/can-i-get-some-ice-cream-only-a-spoon-full-funny-skit-king-bach-gif-17605177

[carmine falcon]

chainsword my beloved

[hard nexus]

either csword or power fist

or maybe powersword

i dont

remember

[carmine falcon]

power fist my beloved.....

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[carmine falcon]

power sword my beloved.....

[acoustic dune]

Don't like the PowerPoint on bulwark

[dry hinge]

Xenoblade or hammer is best weapon for assault rn. Fist is hella overrated

[acoustic dune]

Or much on assault

[frosty herald]

You mean on assault right?

[acoustic dune]

Don't know why

[carmine falcon]

yeah

[acoustic dune]

Don't like the xenoblade

[carmine falcon]

the perk boosts jump pack attack

[dry hinge]

I’ve been averaging about 35-40k dmg on assault each game with some over 40k

[acoustic dune]

Feel show comparte to fencing

[dry hinge]

And that’s not even including gunstrike dmg either

[carmine falcon]

the fourty thousands warhammers.....

[frosty herald]

I would use the xenophase blade solely for how it looks

[acoustic dune]

Did you use a warhammer

For the 40k?

[frosty herald]

The sfx looks gorgeous

[carmine falcon]

xenoblade looks sick and fucks hard

its so powerful

[hard nexus]

i get like 800k damage in an average thammer match

get out of sedition,,,

[acoustic dune]

Kinda which it was faster

[deft badge]

They added a xenophase blade to sm2?

[carmine falcon]

yeah

[heady rapids]

yeah

[acoustic dune]

Yeah?

[heady rapids]

its balanced

[carmine falcon]

it looks SICK

[frosty herald]

Heroic powersword

[heady rapids]

have fun

[hard nexus]

yah its just chainsword but you can stomp more

oh wait

[carmine falcon]

nah power sword is cooler

[hard nexus]

nvm

im stupid

ignore me

[deft badge]

Neat, love those things

[frosty herald]

It looks so sick

[deft badge]

Very cool

[carmine falcon]

powersword is the coolest melee
two combat styles
power rake
power whirl

[acoustic dune]

I need my speed weapon

[frosty herald]

I love the design for every heroic weapon

[acoustic dune]

I can't play without fencing

[hard nexus]

except the bolt pistol

[acoustic dune]

Solely for the speed

[hard nexus]

it looks just

[carmine falcon]

wtf

[hard nexus]

like a normal bolt pistol but red

[carmine falcon]

its sick

its da old boltah

[deft badge]

I played deathwatch for like 8 years, so seeing The Deathwatch Sword is very cool

[acoustic dune]

Meow hate fun confirm??????

[dry hinge]

Some of my recent assault games for example. My one death was when I spawned into a game in progress right into a neuro beam. Good game

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-x-jump-rub-belly-rubbing-x-gif-12120418203943649769

[dry hinge]

These are all xenoblade games

[frosty herald]

Im waiting for the day that we get the xenos deathwatch gauntlet

[acoustic dune]

The only thing I hate about the powersword

Is the style change

[deft badge]

I doubt it tbh

[acoustic dune]

Like please it a dedicated buttom

[deft badge]

Primaris DW don't really have that iirc

[acoustic dune]

I keep chasing it by accident

[dry hinge]

You mainly stay in heavy stance

[heady rapids]

power rake is the only move i dont enjoy

so i dont care for xenophase

[carmine falcon]

whats wrong with power rake

[heady rapids]

i dont like it

[carmine falcon]

[acoustic dune]

Feel slow

[heady rapids]

i dont like heavies on psword

[carmine falcon]

weirdo!

[acoustic dune]

And the enemy doge it too often

[carmine falcon]

the heavies are the mains source of dmg

[dry hinge]

You either rake or whirl

[carmine falcon]

yeah

[acoustic dune]

I like the chainsword heavy

[hard nexus]

straight up

whirlin it

[acoustic dune]

Simple and effective

[carmine falcon]

its actually annoying that the rake and whirl are so much stronger than the lights cause if u can max dps there's no reason to spam lights lol

[frosty herald]

Actualyyyyy

[carmine falcon]

when i play for fun over dps i switch styles and shit

[dry hinge]

Best thing to do is one shot a group of majoris with ground pound then power whirl right after and it kills them (saves time on wasting time with executes)

[acoustic dune]

And axe? Idk why axe heavy exist

[carmine falcon]

but if i wanna kill things fast i be spamming

[acoustic dune]

Why is it there?

[deft badge]

Forgot they released those dudes tbh

Think I mentally blocked them out

[carmine falcon]

i would like to see them make lights more worthwhile on all the weapons in general

[dry hinge]

I optimize my TTk which is why my dmg is so high

[carmine falcon]

they kinda just exist to setup heavies

lol

[acoustic dune]

Why does axe block exist?

[carmine falcon]

cause every weapon has 3 varients

[dry hinge]

Like I’ve seen people one shot majoris groups then waste time executing when there’s 4-5 incapped

Just power whirl them, don’t waste time executing and move onto the next group

[heady rapids]

block is an afterthought

[carmine falcon]

once they fix block power axe is gonna be so kino

[frosty herald]

Power axe so kino

[carmine falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4IEE4rvIQw

[acoustic dune]

I like the axe
But it fucking rewire my brain too hit a heavy after parry

[dry hinge]

I’ll say sm2 is in a better place now compared to release

[acoustic dune]

Now i ildo it too often

[frosty herald]

You can put enemies in execution state barely in hard siege

With the parry heavy

[carmine falcon]

only in early waves tbf

it gets cancer after 10

[acoustic dune]

I like the parry heavy to overhead perk

Iz great

Move back jump in

[carmine falcon]

way better to the point where the campaign feels severely outdated lol

[dry hinge]

Rakes gonna be even stronger when they fix overcharge

[carmine falcon]

they need to buff campaign weapons

or give us skills and stuff

[dry hinge]

That’s a bait perk

[carmine falcon]

campaign weapons feel so slow in comparison

[acoustic dune]

They should let us bully the chaplain

[acoustic dune]

And?

I like it

Iz nice

[frosty herald]

We need all campaign armor parts

[dry hinge]

It doesn’t work 90% of the time 💀

Your power wave on axe tends to knock them too far back that the follow up overhead misses 💀

[carmine falcon]

they need to give the overhead perfect tracking yeah

or incrase distance

[heady rapids]

funny how the heroic chainsword is bugged

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289540858479247382/1316033280138543134/caption.gif

[heady rapids]

cause the follow up doesnt receive the close range dmg bonus

[acoustic dune]

real

[heady rapids]

and shoulder bash deals no dmg

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-off-you-go-gif-1823177397032776832

this was the gif or close to it

[heady rapids]

tf is the purple stone

[dry hinge]

Probably meant armory data

[heady rapids]

oh maybe he wanted to go to wave 2

[carmine falcon]

im forcing myself to like it but its so clunky

[heady rapids]

makes sense

[carmine falcon]

there's like a delay between the heavy combos

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/black-adam-gif-26989330

[carmine falcon]

it feels so ass

[heady rapids]

kick pushes enemies away so your shouldr bash doesnt get the close ranged dmg bonus

why are you using it lmao

[carmine falcon]

i tried it cause why not

not a fan

[acoustic dune]

if speed in under 8

i dont want it

[heady rapids]

no point as the main gimmick does not work rn

[carmine falcon]

simply because it feels like there's a lag between combos

[heady rapids]

poor weapon design

[carmine falcon]

prolly the worst heroic

[acoustic dune]

thats the only reason i dont play with other weapon

[acoustic dune]

didnt they buff it aswell

[lament blaze]

Im so happy that "Eight Fucking Bears" lives on

[acoustic dune]

what you mean?

[heady rapids]

worst melee for sure

and melta is the worst ranged by far

[acoustic dune]

isnt it suppose to act as a shotty?

[carmine falcon]

no buffs can make me enjoy a weapon with animation buffers this isnt fucking dark souls

[lament blaze]

https://imgur.com/me-irl-QT4H77w

[heady rapids]

grenade launcher

[carmine falcon]

they need to fully redesign how the combos flow

[acoustic dune]

oh that heroic weapon

was the melta nerf for it?

compare to melta one

[frosty herald]

Melta pistol is cool for hordeclear

[acoustic dune]

dont like it

[dry hinge]

Know what your horde clear is?

[heady rapids]

it deals no damage

[acoustic dune]

mostly bc its too situational

[dry hinge]

Your melee.

[heady rapids]

and uh

if you want stagger

you can stagger with your underbarrel

[carmine falcon]

i dont like horde clearing with knife so i take inferno sometimes on sniper

[heady rapids]

it competes with a normal variant of the weapon and loses in evey way

[frosty herald]

Melta on vanguard and sniper is peak

[acoustic dune]

just the the burst bolter

[dry hinge]

Just skullcrusher spam

[carmine falcon]

yeah i know

not a fan

[dry hinge]

Smg carbine > melta

[acoustic dune]

or use your skill to de agro

[carmine falcon]

block knife is a beast for melting elites but its like my least fav weapon for horde clear

[acoustic dune]

erm its a sniper class?

[frosty herald]

Its also funny to take the rate of fire pistol since you can double tap

[carmine falcon]

carbine on him is great

[acoustic dune]

i will bot the take a automatic on my sniper class?

[dry hinge]

Re read what he said

[heady rapids]

just pick inferno smh

[acoustic dune]

erm i hate readin?

[carmine falcon]

that's what im sayin

[acoustic dune]

i like motion picture?

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136292421211258932/1314664025912508496/GIF_20241206_124202_431.gif

[deft badge]

Bro?

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-dexter-morgan-michael-c-hall-smile-gif-4431777

[deft badge]

Gonna grind they dang pp down in the stonussy

[acoustic dune]

ew

ill grindstone on her stone backside

thank you very much

and this is why we never getting that zealot rework

WHY AM I SO FREAKY

[carmine falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/wings-wingsofredemption-thor-stormbreaker-gif-15888988948364502772

[heady rapids]

@acoustic dune go get bitcoin while it's low

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-gif-5080568167377406268

I am gonna draw the bitcoin mpreg

[heady rapids]

your last chance to get rich

[acoustic dune]

My reaction to that information

https://youtu.be/4Ppw5yTa3uk?si=bsjXEDDjG1Hv1fBx

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943509112258428958/1280945751093936241/921mjv.gif

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-staring-funny-gif-13590085

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald apparently moistcritical killed fbc

[frosty herald]

Well

They kinda did it to themselves

[heady rapids]

i learned that today from a person you might remember

[frosty herald]

Remedy's main audience is people who want story rich single player games

Then why would you make a game thats marketed to the opposite of your existing fanbase

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-rock-gif-23559354

[carmine falcon]

game is boring as fuck

if a game doesnt hook me in 2 hours its not for me

it failed to do so

[heady rapids]

I couldn't play online so

[carmine falcon]

bbbbbut it gets better on higher diffs

[heady rapids]

no from me

[frosty herald]

Mf show who said it then

[placid fiber]

I just sat back and let people tell me how it was

[heady rapids]

they're banned......

[placid fiber]

That doesn't really help tell who it was lol

the 1st part did with that tho

[carmine falcon]

the soul of fyrestone....

[placid fiber]

Hm?

[heady rapids]

@acoustic dune

[acoustic dune]

ARE THOSE ROBLOX CHIPS?

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-bacon-hair-news-brazil-gif-16856522869462075577

[placid fiber]

did they get banned? :\

[carmine falcon]

few days ago yes

[placid fiber]

Shows how much I'm in the know about things that go on here

[carmine lance]

Wait fyrestone got banned?

How the hell did they manage that

[heady rapids]

unironically for sending an unfunny meme

[long oasis]

hes never escaping

poor small pink dog

[queen yoke]

@carmine lance

[acoustic dune]

dog watching poop pool

[heady rapids]

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSUSWhc2X/

[long oasis]

I dont think it was as bad as this makes it sound

[carmine lance]

[acoustic dune]

i dont even think it was even scat

then again

idk whaat scat truly is

and for the better

[carmine lance]

Also comicon is a lot of fun so far, I’ve had 4 people ask to take photos of or with me

[long oasis]

it was a dog being shown a video of someone diving in a septic tank

[carmine lance]

Never had that happen before

[acoustic dune]

not diving bathing

[placid fiber]

Why, tho?

[long oasis]

cant run if you cant walk

[carmine lance]

Pffft

[long oasis]

because he thought it was funny

ig

[placid fiber]

How would this even be funny?

[long oasis]

it was an instagram reel

[sullen forge]

Small pink dog

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/1450-中共-中國-19-武漢-gif-22384529

[carmine lance]

I find it funny that they sell alcohol at comicon

[placid fiber]

Different people different opinions, ig

[carmine lance]

Imagine getting fucking blasted while in cosplay

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/scatman-john-scatman-scatmans-world-skibidi-bum-du-du-du-gif-13154069678432075652

[sullen forge]

Fucking sleeper agent

[long oasis]

ive been conditioned

[heady rapids]

they actually banned fyre for playing dt on controller pc

[north sedge]

That is bannable yea

[sullen forge]

True

[acoustic dune]

well its an adult event

it would be weird not too

[carmine lance]

I know but still

[acoustic dune]

mmh slaneshh liquor

[heady rapids]

@acoustic dune there's an asian con in France today

[acoustic dune]

wait fr?

[carmine lance]

I regret the company I brought though

[acoustic dune]

send me a link

[heady rapids]

animasia

[acoustic dune]

did they suicide charge the group?

[carmine lance]

One of them went as something from homestuck, and I’m suffering from association

Tbf I don’t know the person, it’s a friend of my friends who just so happened to also be going

[acoustic dune]

you dont like homestuck?

[long oasis]

why would they do this to themselves

[carmine lance]

That’s what I’m wondering

[heady rapids]

https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=20391

[acoustic dune]

(idk home stuck)

[heady rapids]

whos copping huggy wuggy

[dry hinge]

I’ll say

Warhammer seems to have a lot of furries ironically

[carmine lance]

What’s that supposed to mean

[dry hinge]

If you go to either darktide or space marines 2 twitch, it’s mostly furry vtubers streaming 💀

[carmine lance]

Lol

[acoustic dune]

Not thar weird

Did you know that furry make half of the internet

[carmine falcon]

it also has people on the other extreme end 💀

very funny series

[acoustic dune]

There's a 1 out 1 that someone you know is a furry

https://tenor.com/view/tryan-tryan-meme-tryan-memecoin-memecoin-memecoin-tryan-gif-17435284759652386857

[frosty herald]

Its insane that fortnite got art the clown

[carmine lance]

I don’t know if there’s much of a correlation, so much as an overlap

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/terrifier-clown-meme-clown-white-clown-terrifier-clown-gif-9833253834243223944

[acoustic dune]

They really tried to hype up this thing

[carmine falcon]

i watched all of these movies they're fun slop

[carmine lance]

Oh also, before I forget

[dry hinge]

I’ve definitely noticed it a lot in WH community and helldivers too. Something about the genre I guess?

[carmine falcon]

the sequels turn into goofy gorefest

[dry hinge]

Compared to other games that is

[carmine falcon]

its just online games i think

[acoustic dune]

Erm I perfer classical gorefest

[carmine falcon]

tf2 is notorious for this lol

[frosty herald]

Goddamn thats cool

[acoustic dune]

Like scary movie

[acoustic dune]

At some point the government will be run by furry

Then a furry world

[carmine lance]

Yeah!

[acoustic dune]

Where your id is your fursona

[carmine lance]

I bought a neat aeldari print from the warhammer set up

[dry hinge]

I guess. I’m just playing sm2 as a waiting room for ninja gaiden 4

[frosty herald]

theres also some gaming panels at nycc right?

[carmine falcon]

never finished a ninja gaiden

[carmine lance]

Yeah! There’s an re9 one I gotta hit

[dry hinge]

I 100%’ed yotei yesterday

[acoustic dune]

I need to find another hobby

[frosty herald]

they revealed thragg and thragg's VA at nycc

[acoustic dune]

I have been playing cash cleaning simulator

[acoustic dune]

That remind me

Fnaf 2 mattpatt voicing toy bunny

Fnaf2 the upcoming movie

[heady rapids]

fnaf 1 wwas so dogshit

im still gonna watch 2

[queen yoke]

@wild apex

[carmine falcon]

got filtered by 2 ages ago

i was a n0000b and the game is hard lmao

[placid fiber]

Me when barrel:

[misty ravine]

When I see the barrel about to blow up and dodge away as far as I can, thinking it should surely lower the angle enough that I don't get punted clean over the railing with no ledge grab

[wary lagoon]

Clandestin Gloriana is a pvp map and no one can convince me otherwise

[frosty herald]

this is so tuff

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-grenade-truth-nuke-gif-6248133608324632914

[acoustic dune]

is this real

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/kek-gif-20361267

[drowsy steppe]

ork wizardry type sh

[delicate wasp]

there's another one doing it around the center

[glossy nimbus]

Theres a bunch doing the same shit

Smug goddamn looks

Do orks use bullpup weapons

Feels like they should

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/VdlpWj7inSk?si=4xwKcoe2r1-IQxjA

[acoustic dune]

maybe he need to hit it to shoot it

[heady rapids]

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSUSE1oMr/

[carmine lance]

Found a gotrek and felix lol

[acoustic dune]

you are cooked

[heady rapids]

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSUSEfSHX/

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSUSE1oMr/

I love discord

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSUSE1oMr/

[visual stream]

I'll kill you

[signal spoke]

Banger?

[visual stream]

HOLY

[drowsy steppe]

baller cosplays

[drowsy steppe]

oh shit my fav vet

[visual stream]

Loose Cannon would be really fun if they both let loose just a little more with their voice acting

Both of them have some fun lines but some could use some oomph

[hearty nebula]

@slow badger when agitator

[carmine lance]

You’re right, i’m the side character made specifically to die horrifically in this scenario lmao

[drowsy steppe]

bahahahaha

[acoustic dune]

YEAH

[frosty herald]

space king lunchbox is so peak

[acoustic dune]

you too can support flashgitz on anti women propaganda

[long oasis]

wwomen

WOMNE?

[slow badger]

they are my favourite personality so im kinda holding back cause I wanna do em justice

[drowsy steppe]

I love women

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-yo-gif-26891796

[hearty nebula]

truly saving the best for last

[acoustic dune]

in zeal chat?

no...

[drowsy steppe]

wtf!!

[frosty herald]

is there any chance you could do a video on the atoman nobles we hear during mission intros over the vox?

[solar gorge]

pro

let the collection begin

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/12451806225277498049/A6C5A930A13D44BDA973D8CCD3CE44999A3D68A8/

[placid fiber]

How dare you bring reason to this chat?!

[acoustic dune]

is the last that one pooptuber?

darkwing smth?

[solar gorge]

you made me check mf

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-gif-8242347154758580084

[slow badger]

If you mean the noble houses as a whole, maybe one day. If you mean just the two from the dreyko vox comms then there ain't much to go on, for now

[frosty herald]

for now?

https://tenor.com/view/curiosity-curious-intrigued-interested-interesting-gif-14505707

[drowsy steppe]

like have you seen (AlinaMghArt)

[placid fiber]

I have no clue how to feel about this

[drowsy steppe]

you should feel elated

[void bison]

feel eagled

https://tenor.com/view/bald-eagle-donald-trump-attack-photo-shoot-gif-12924520

[placid fiber]

I don't know what good artwork looks like, but, it looks decent at least

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/eagly-dancing-peacemaker-eagle-dance-gif-7799276591463669488

[sterile stone]

This man had the awareness of an Oblivion npc

Get's shot in the back

"Must have been the wind."

[drowsy steppe]

on the artstyle and whats it trying to achieve

[placid fiber]

[sullen forge]

Hitting the griddy

[mystic ether]

It's a nice piece

[drowsy steppe]

this is my personal favorite (Shadowyahaha @ twitter)

[sterile stone]

Baldur Punk 2077

[mystic ether]

Not exactly this down bad for shadowheart but these are fun pieces.

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-gif-13646267

[mystic ether]

Need to actually play more bg3 to feel out here story

[drowsy steppe]

is a good game (understatement)

[drowsy steppe]

https://fxtwitter.com/ziriii_zireael/status/1830174794412871898?t=HfUr_uBO0RORTYFjAgMAcQ&s=19 cyberpunk crossover you say

Ziriii (@ziriii_zireael)

Shadowheart in Judy Alvarez's clothes
︀︀- cyberpunk 2077 x baldur's gate 3 😳
︀︀
︀︀#shadowheart #BG3 #Cyberpunk2077 #JudyAlvarez

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FxTwitter · Sep 1, 2024, 9:24 AM

[solar gorge]

this is why i love bf

i would've gone for the stab, but he had his back against a wall sadly

[sterile stone]

I still like biz casual minthara

She a vibe

[sterile stone]

Bro poured his life savings into that mf

[drowsy steppe]

https://baldursyourgate.tumblr.com/post/734264444556902400 ayy I gotchu

Yet another sideblog for my hyperfixation

🔁 about92bleachedrainbows

Minthara Modern!AU, after a long day at work or something

-# #fanart #modern au

Tumblr · Nov 17, 2023, 7:25 PM

[sterile stone]

Nearly went bankrupt what? 2 or 3 times.

[drowsy steppe]

https://fxtwitter.com/katzenkraftdsn/status/1806139077869338718 these 2 though

Katzenkraft Designs ✨ Comms Closed (@katzenkraftdsn)

Just a couple of lesbian aunties at brunch. They’re probably talking about you.
︀︀
︀︀I fear that I have officially drunken the Jaheira x Minthara kool aide, and i am a sucker for a modern au #minheira #BaldursGate3

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FxTwitter · Jun 27, 2024, 1:34 AM

[drowsy steppe]

is a good game (understatement)

[sterile stone]

How many hours are you sitting at now?

[frosty herald]

@carmine falcon are you free yet?

[drowsy steppe]

aah I havent played much tbh

[sterile stone]

How many of those hours are vanilla and how many are modded

[frosty herald]

hop on sm2

meanie

[drowsy steppe]

tbh

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-deer-stare-baby-deer-fawn-deer-fawn-gif-12574177326136638315

[drowsy steppe]

after like 200 hours

[solar gorge]

good algorithm

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-realize-gif-26192167

[placid fiber]

Getting trolled by Amazon:

[frosty herald]

do you realize

if we fail this inspection

were gonna lose our office

DO YOU REALIZE

[solar gorge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1a7fNWYdaiQ

[copper hawk]

I was watching this episode w Prez and they had no idea

[heady rapids]

nah

[copper hawk]

I immediately knew that it was a chris chan reference

[solar gorge]

do you realise

[copper hawk]

The whole scene

[heady rapids]

maybe later

[copper hawk]

Do u realize

Do u realize something

[frosty herald]

they wanted to have chris chan voice a grease puddle in the show

[copper hawk]

If they condemn the building we will have to leave and move out of it ?

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[frosty herald]

but right after that chris chan did the diddy

so they canned the entire character

[sterile stone]

We should attempted another 8 man run

Just to see if we can

[drowsy steppe]

no

[sterile stone]

[heady rapids]

ill ping if you want when im done with killing animals

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G2nyDTqXcAA109T.gif

[drowsy steppe]

I mean fuck I'd rather play alone anyways

[solar gorge]

whar

[copper hawk]

I love work

Work work work

[solar gorge]

i hate work

[copper hawk]

Cant wait to work work work i love work

Woooork work work

[solar gorge]

(i only work 1 day a wekk)

[sterile stone]

The vibes can't always be realised by ones self

[solar gorge]

i'm so employed

[copper hawk]

Go home so tired bht neeeeed to gym work work work so happy happy healthy sleep the rest wake up more pt then work work wooork la la laaaaa

[drowsy steppe]

I disagree, I vibe well enough without guys in VC

https://fxtwitter.com/kanaewit/status/1760669695039201317 ok heres anotha one

KanaeWit (@kanaewit)

#minthara sketch。politician

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FxTwitter · Feb 22, 2024, 2:15 PM

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-another-one-one-more-time-gif-4816107

[copper hawk]

The vibez bwo the vibez

Heh..

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/drugs-high-jesse-pinkman-breaking-bad-aaron-paul-gif-8150313

[solar gorge]

battling my field, 6 times

[median steeple]

my meds just kicked

fuckkkk

time for battlefield

[frosty herald]

what was the diagnosis?

[sterile stone]

I'm hurt

[sterile stone]

There's a specific one of her

[median steeple]

still don't know so they have me taking meds for kidney stones until they figure it out

[sterile stone]

It's like that long white blouse she has

[median steeple]

it's either that or kidney infection

[solar gorge]

shit, i hope it's nothing

bad

it's def something

[void bison]

I hope you live long enough for the arc raiders sweep

[drowsy steppe]

long white blouse?

[copper hawk]

Arc Gnerpers

[solar gorge]

i always wondered

when u get kidney stones

is there an actual stone

[sterile stone]

Yeah it's like a business casual fit

I forgot where I saw it

But she was holding glasses in her hand

[void bison]

its built up waste product that hardens i think

[solar gorge]

i just know that in tboi the item kidney stone make it look like yes

[copper hawk]

Yes

[solar gorge]

scary

[void bison]

not hydrating enough will make more buildup

[copper hawk]

Calcium oxalate

Drink lots of water

[solar gorge]

i drink 2-3 bottles a day

i'm safe chuds

[copper hawk]

How big bottle

[solar gorge]

1.5 l

[copper hawk]

In fluid o

Z

[frosty herald]

dont you need to pee out kidney stones?

[copper hawk]

U drink almost over a gallon a day

[solar gorge]

oz is a magician

[copper hawk]

Yah

[solar gorge]

i'm p sure

[median steeple]

I want to drink my smirnoff but I will die If I do

[copper hawk]

Or they can cut them out

[median steeple]

im on so many opiods

[void bison]

if theyre small enough you can

[frosty herald]

ok now i know why psycho vimited

[copper hawk]

But that's expensive

[frosty herald]

his testicles mustve hurt like hell

[copper hawk]

And not always the better course of action

[median steeple]

7 times

near the end it was stomach acid

[copper hawk]

U can see kidney stones w ultrasound

[frosty herald]

quite possibly the worst place to have any constricting pains

[copper hawk]

It's actually p cool

[median steeple]

the thing is they didn't even do an ultrasound on me

they took two xrays

and a ct

[copper hawk]

U can see them like

Almost instantly w an ultrasound

[median steeple]

but they still can't find it so now they're testing me

[void bison]

if you have one you should name it

[sterile stone]

@drowsy steppe I found it, she wasn't holding her glasses

[copper hawk]

My dad reads images of them

[median steeple]

I might've passed it already

[copper hawk]

And he did a bunch when he first started

[drowsy steppe]

show

[frosty herald]

you should put it in your drink like a tumeric tablet

[solar gorge]

wdym passed it

[copper hawk]

They just look like lil blips on the screen

[solar gorge]

that shit can get out

[solar gorge]

?

[copper hawk]

My dad was doing one for fun on one of his friends w an ultrasound machine he'd procured

[void bison]

piss pee piss piss pee

[median steeple]

ok so when I pissed for the urine sample I might've passed it then but not noticed since I was hopped up on morphine

[copper hawk]

And he accidentally found that his friend had kidney stones he hadnt passes uet

[drowsy steppe]

ooh I remember thnis

[solar gorge]

that's horrible

[median steeple]

why does BF6 want me to connect my discord

[copper hawk]

For rewards

Meow hatez bf6

[median steeple]

are they worth it

[sterile stone]

It's arguably the best rendition

[drowsy steppe]

https://www.tumblr.com/cleomigadon/792419756538036224/no-matter-how-dark-your-shadows-are-ill-always?source=share this is my favorite duo

Love & Angst

No matter how dark your shadows are, I’ll always love you..

-# #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #artists on tumblr #dark urge #bg3 brainrot #shadowheart #durgeheart #bhaalspawn #shadowheart x durge #cleomiart

Tumblr · Aug 20, 2025, 5:19 PM

[copper hawk]

And i fear she may be truthinf

[median steeple]

she doesn't like ANYTHING

[copper hawk]

Im trying to stop drinking energy drinks and it's driving me nuts

[solar gorge]

It's like when I had to pull out this chick's hair out of my d

[copper hawk]

I played last night

[solar gorge]

that hurts like hell

[copper hawk]

And was like in a caffeine crasg

[void bison]

are you doing cold turkey or reducing your intake over time

[copper hawk]

And was like genuinely tweaking

[solar gorge]

and it went on forever

[copper hawk]

Brain runs out of caffeine power

Resorts to sadness and crying

None left

Then genuine rage

[frosty herald]

gang we did not need to know this

[copper hawk]

Rage i havent felt in a very long time

[sterile stone]

I wanna redownload the game but I know playing with others is dead ass going to be a pain trying to coordinate mods.

[heady rapids]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

i felt that

[frosty herald]

however good to know you clap cheeks

[median steeple]

im on Mar-Ketorolac and Teva-Emtec

[heady rapids]

its genuinely the worst

[solar gorge]

it's super common

[copper hawk]

BF6 and caffeine addiction will get me on the news

[glossy nimbus]

What does Enhanzed blitz mean

[solar gorge]

yeah it's bad

erverytime i date a gilr

[void bison]

at least it wasn't a tapeworm

[sterile stone]

More grenades.

[solar gorge]

i get the thing

[copper hawk]

Cold turkey

[drowsy steppe]

fuck playing with freinds

[glossy nimbus]

Does that mean more knives for me

[drowsy steppe]

we play alone in this bih

[copper hawk]

Whenever i quit something i just do it cold turkey

[frosty herald]

did not realize you had that kind of play

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/gang-gang-eli-derby-6lack-lately-song-gang-sign-gif-26551738

[copper hawk]

In the long run it's easier and shorter

[sterile stone]

If it's a blitz then yeah

[solar gorge]

i'm 2.10 baby

[void bison]

what about an enemy

[sterile stone]

I can't be doing that with every game.

[solar gorge]

that helps a lot

[sterile stone]

I've basically done the BL4 campaign solo

And I'm at the very end

[frosty herald]

BRUH

tall ass dude

[drowsy steppe]

embrace the lone wolf

I cant be assed to keep up pace with people

[solar gorge]

you should see me sitting in my clio 2

[sterile stone]

I need a fall guy on the premises so that my rap remains flawless.

[drowsy steppe]

pffftt

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald does sonic waves work on blangonga

[frosty herald]

i havent touched hunting horn in wilds

[drowsy steppe]

my friend sents me this after he had a relaxing day smoking a cigar and drinking beer @sterile stone

[heady rapids]

its basically a sonic bomb

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/tobyfox/status/1976991200134762958

tobyfox (@tobyfox)

Sakurai-san treated the judges of the Japan Game Award's "Game Designers Award" to a delicious dinner. It was fun.

Quoting 桜井 政博 / Masahiro Sakurai (@Sora_Sakurai)
︀
どこかのゲームディレクター会合にて｡
︀︀みんな活躍していてえらいなあ｡

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FxTwitter · Oct 11, 2025, 12:40 PM

[sterile stone]

Reminds me of my best friend

I ain't find out bro smoked stogies til a few years ago.

[solar gorge]

he really was sitting in a jacuzzi with hideo kojima during the 10th anniversary stream wasn't he

[solar gorge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1231286447131328544/1426642316243767468/IMG_9923.jpg?ex=68ebf7b1&is=68eaa631&hm=962f88b1eddea7941ff85bdcd152413f55a6665c4149ea9f2e9bbc724824d35c&=&format=webp&width=611&height=755

[drowsy steppe]

I think I remember trying a cigar once and I was fucking coughing 💀

[sterile stone]

Them Cubanos ain't for everybody fam

I remember trying booze a few years back

And the anger of my ancestors came rushing in

[frosty herald]

i wanna make a joke

but ill refrain

[sterile stone]

You lack the humor to.

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-and-crying-cat-crying-and-eating-cat-cry-eat-gif-10879304557396446185

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald i swear

when you play blight negated on zoh shia hh

it playes that fucking chinese song

[sterile stone]

Legit tho, I can't see How people get hooked on booze, shit is miserable and taste fucking awful.

[hexed igloo]

They wanna put me in a mental ward the way I can straitjacket

[heady rapids]

you know the one that goes

[frosty herald]

the what song

[heady rapids]

gimme a sec

sec

[hexed igloo]

It's addictive

[sterile stone]

Lots of things re addictive.

But like why drink flavored nail polish of all things.

Like damn you couldn't find anything better to run away from your problems with

[carmine falcon]

Sorry still not home and I'll probably do something else when I'm back
Either today very late or tomorrow

[carmine falcon]

Getting fat on copious amounts of shawarma

[sterile stone]

This man knows how to live

A man of culture

[heady rapids]

https://youtu.be/i1u088MlOmI

[sterile stone]

I still think this is the funniest shit about MH games

You got your team beating some creatures ass

[sterile stone]

And then there's just one guy in the background jamming out

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/YG4iTGjuoKw

[silver stag]

https://tenor.com/view/shura-hiwa-lamer-lenguetazo-lengua-chica-anime-gif-9519523437189149837

[frosty herald]

Chaos spawn deal so much damage in sm2 its so fucking dumb

Also doesnt help that i dislike vanguard so much

[hexed igloo]

I mean vodka isn't acetone but sure

[sterile stone]

Was being facetious.

[hexed igloo]

I like the taste of several different alcohols

Don't particularly like being drunk but buzzed is good

[sterile stone]

Personal opinion, it all smells terrible.

[hexed igloo]

Yeah you got it, it's all personal opinion

[sterile stone]

And if what I've been told has weight, it's not like people drink for the taste anyways.

[deft badge]

sometimes you do

[hexed igloo]

Anyone over 25 drinks for the taste

[deft badge]

yeah

[copper hawk]

I drink to get buzzed

[hexed igloo]

Unless they're severely mentally regressed

[copper hawk]

Beatboxes my beloved..

[sterile stone]

I can't imagine someone slamming shots of jack for the taste.

[deft badge]

Youll eventually develop a palette for alcohol

[sterile stone]

Or everclear for that matter.

[hexed igloo]

Because nobody does

[deft badge]

You dont drink shots for taste anyway

[copper hawk]

I refuse 2 drink slop..

If it doesn't taste at least alright then i don want it

I don!!!!!

[hexed igloo]

You take the shit alcohol in shots, because then you don't have to taste it, and you wash it down with something

[deft badge]

Idk, when you sample enough styles of alcohol you eventually find something that makes you go "damn, thats pretty good"

[hexed igloo]

I already went through my alcoholic phase and I found what I like there

[sterile stone]

Different strokes for different folks I guess.

[deft badge]

Yeah, defo

[sterile stone]

I remember when I worked at a gas station, some tall older guy would come in to buy buzzballs.

[hexed igloo]

If you don't like alcohol then you don't like alcohol I'm not saying you have to

[sterile stone]

Asked about how they taste and got one like a week later.

[deft badge]

Cheap

They taste cheap lol

[sterile stone]

Ended up on the floor vomitting my guts out.

[hexed igloo]

Yeah they suck its the cheapest possible juice with the cheapest possible alcohol

[deft badge]

I'm a sucker for a perfect Manhattan with an orange peel tbh

[hexed igloo]

When I drink I mostly drink neat/rocks

[sterile stone]

Speaking of

[hexed igloo]

Won't never say no to a rum and vanilla coke though

[sterile stone]

Holy shit do older backwoods folks like steel reserve.

[copper hawk]

I get the fruitiest looking drink on the menu

[sterile stone]

I had a older guy who always looked like he was caked in dirt buy like 5 bottles of the shit

[hearty nebula]

only alcohol i cannot drink is just

beer

[copper hawk]

That DOESN'T contain tequila

[hearty nebula]

but beer in the USA is so dogshit

[hexed igloo]

You'd be the one getting the drink that comes in a flashing lightup little bathtub

[deft badge]

Its cheap+it'll do the job

[copper hawk]

I can taste a drop of tequila in a gallon of water

I fucking hate it

I blacked out one too many times on don julio

[hexed igloo]

I will only take asahi, the most basic pale lager, or the darkest possible ale/stout

[deft badge]

I love mezcals so much tbh

[copper hawk]

My body is permanently traumatized

[deft badge]

Im a sucker for a lime mezcal marg too, especially if I can get a tajin rim on that thing

[copper hawk]

I gag or feel a little nauseous when I see or smell it

[hexed igloo]

The first time I got drunk (about 8 years ago now) I put away 3/4 of a handle of Jim beam, threw up about 4 times, and passed out, and I still can't drink bourbon

[sterile stone]

If I had to give booze another go, I'd probably try something a bit more dignified and try wine tasting.

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

Pawful

[sterile stone]

Tons of them in the areas

[hexed igloo]

Wine sucks ass lmao

[deft badge]

Wine has a lot of varieties and the best part of wines is that you can genuinely find good cheap ones

[sterile stone]

It's that high society shit people do around these parts for fun unironically.

[hexed igloo]

Can't stand wine

[deft badge]

I like paired wines but I don't like simply drinking wine

[hexed igloo]

I think everyone just pretends to like it