zealot-class

[gaunt roost]

idk i just use it as a pejorative

[grizzled aspen]

I have been told to discover grass because of the sole fact my acc is rep 350.

[hard nexus]

GUYS THIS MEANS SIGNALIS DLC GUYS TRUST

SIGNALIISSS UPPDAATEEEE

[opaque island]

lesbian relationship simulator

[hard nexus]

(there arent even any patch notes)

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/sesbian-lex-signalis-alarm-gif-13582891123537929407

[void bison]

don't trust them

[hard nexus]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7evB1jJ0cK4ZYUeVGUDhQf?si=2185f895be0f4fc9

sooonggg

[grizzled aspen]

I don't even know what or where labubus came from but I know I hate them.

[opaque island]

ive found out it happened yesterday

[hard nexus]

what

the update?

[grizzled aspen]

I saw one in person at my last job (I quit) and I was physically repulsed by it.

[void bison]

if it's a unity game it could be a patch for that one exploit in unity

[hard nexus]

ohg then its probably that

[hard nexus]

ah

[opaque island]

actually it was 4 days ago

i was looking at the last time the steam db was updated

[ripe quest]

when I watched the overlord movie it had me wanting to be an in-universe simp for a skeleton it was pretty cool

[opaque island]

other than that I cant find anything about it, so probably nothing

[carmine lance]

Honestly lol

[opaque island]

if a game has autoplay is it even worth looking at?

[violet hornet]

That's cuz they're the latest wave of mindless collecting consumerism, like those ugly porcelain dolls people's grandmas spent their lives and family fortunes on

[hard nexus]

whuh

[void bison]

hello exhillious I enjoy exapunks quite a bit

[grizzled aspen]

My initial reaction to them was "is this just the new furby?"

[void bison]

I have only solved like 3 missions because I just have it open listening to the soundtrack while typing in chat

[grizzled aspen]

Cause I hated those too.

[violet hornet]

The new Funko pops more like

[void bison]

but I fixed my arm nerves and I delivered a free pizza and I also made a peanut bar factory produce bars with no peanuts

now I have to clear someone's printer shop debt

[violet hornet]

Please let's choose the ugliest art style imaginable and make every character in it

[void bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/359054581340176396/1425925019095142501/EXAPUNKS_-_Mitsuzen_HDI-10_226_26_6_2025-10-09-14-16-49.gif?ex=68e95ba8&is=68e80a28&hm=8ec9b8d211acb7bf04cc2709809fe768c8083d925a90ea9ed94b1da2df858818&

[ripe quest]

hello hacker today I am going to dose you with the death virus, employ my evil deeds or die by the death virus to death

[swift hearth]

i watched like 2 episodes of overlord and realized it was plot-armor the series

one punch man is in the same league, and i fell off after the first season

aight aight i just thought about it, chainsaw man is kinda there too but it bloody good

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/shodan-glitch-system-shock-ai-gif-14972313683961943395

it's actually the computer death virus

[acoustic dune]

mmh shodan

[opaque island]

yknow, those shitty mmos that literally have a button that has the game play itself

[exotic plaza]

friendly reminder ss remake is in humble

[ripe quest]

You have missed the point of the series unfortunately. The cool part about Overlord is that the mc has plot armor so that none of the secondary characters can have plot armor. The point is to be engrossed in this world and care about characters that can turn to mist an episode later, also cool big undead tomb throwing rocks at the nearest civilization(s).

[acoustic dune]

say that again

[void bison]

I had a good time playing the system shock remake

I haven't played system shock 2 yet

[acoustic dune]

the s? and wht?

[exotic plaza]

this month is made for the deck

[violet hornet]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0v0EcfISJdG7dLFEmOEENX

[void bison]

Look at you hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

[exotic plaza]

It doesn't help that the mega op protag is actually cool

[void bison]

system shock 2 says it is steam deck verified but i feel like it'd be a clunky game to play

[frosty herald]

Im waiting for all rogue trader dlc to release to do a proper playthrough

I always quit during act 3 or right after

[carmine lance]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-goggles-no-nope-disagree-gif-13733977071023108399

[void bison]

pretty sure that is where I quit

[carmine lance]

I thought they were done

[void bison]

necrons

[opaque island]

there is one more i think

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/system-shock-shodan-girlboss-picmix-gif-10201761188413379307

[ripe quest]

It's def a cool spin on an OP mc. Tho I do find him as more of an 'interactive' narrative tool than a proper character, he drives character arcs but afaik I don't think he goes through any himself outside of learning bits and pieces about the world.

[frosty herald]

Oh bud have i got something to tell you

Rogue trader will get a dlc where we go to trayzn's museum

And the last dlc is a ship graveyard

[carmine lance]

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/18261675616406245742/98DCE677DE3F5A528A48C1B919A0A6C6257786FE/

unc still got it

[frosty herald]

If we get a necron companion im fucking tweaking

[opaque island]

at best we get nomos with a body

but like before he ascends

it

[hard nexus]

itd be peak,,

i need to replay RT

[exotic plaza]

the main draw of the overlord series imo is the secondary characters

[hard nexus]

only got to beginning of act 4

[violet hornet]

Maybe not necron, but necrontyr

[exotic plaza]

it what makes it different from other isekai

[ripe quest]

imagine if the next DT class were a necron. GW could totally force that to happen.

[exotic plaza]

basically what you said

[void bison]

do necrontyr still exist

[hard nexus]

no

[opaque island]

wha.....

[frosty herald]

At best a kroot to go alongside dark heresy's release

[swift hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/world-chat-thneedville-all-ive-ever-wanted-is-the-stuff-that-i-dont-have-gif-10510954189346122310

[misty nova]

4 miles

[violet hornet]

Trazyn might have a couple rolling around in his junk drawer

[swift hearth]

if i bake one cake am a baker?

[opaque island]

im gonna find a way to sneak this into real conversation irl

[swift hearth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNmM4P9gKAQ

[void bison]

im probably gonna save myself the trouble of clicking that

[swift hearth]

this is darktide we are a christian channel

[opaque island]

you couldnt pay me to click on this

[swift hearth]

bet venmoing you right now

[frosty herald]

Bro what.

[ripe quest]

prob will be a rogue trader fr but a kroot would be really funny I would love to murder kroot players.

[void bison]

its REAL he actually did that

[swift hearth]

[opaque island]

even the devil knows scripture

[hard nexus]

i doubt itd be a rogue trader

my money is on something from the adeptus mechanicus

either skitari or techpriest or tech adept

[opaque island]

I dont see a DT class being anything other than a human

[frosty herald]

Sis sis pookie twin <3 the next class internal name is broker

[violet hornet]

Skitarii to go along with skitarii being added to darktide

[hard nexus]

a rogue trader is too rare to be justified as being sent into atoma

[swift hearth]

if he's truly based then he doesn't know how read

[hard nexus]

ohg

well

that sucks

i dont really want a rogue trader

[frosty herald]

Kroot have traders which fit the keyword

[void bison]

darktide dreadnought class

[frosty herald]

It wont be a rogue trader

[hard nexus]

a kroot would be,,,

strange

[swift hearth]

satan probably

[opaque island]

I just cant see a kroot fitting in with the vibe

[violet hornet]

Playable baneblade class in darktide when, ?

[hard nexus]

though considering we are under inquisitorial leadership its plausible

[solar gorge]

there will be no alien

gw would never allow it

[frosty herald]

I believe we are getting an aeldari corsair judging by the aeldari following the mourningstar

[opaque island]

like there's a lot of VERY anti xeno going around, this aint like our rogue traders ship in RT where WE get to have the final say

I just dont see how a xeno class will fit with the classes

[hard nexus]

id love a xeno class but i seriously doubt we'll get one

[opaque island]

lore/story/character wise

[swift hearth]

the Inquisition is accepting DEI

[frosty herald]

All of the personalities are willing to work with xenos

[swift hearth]

[hard nexus]

zealot

[ripe quest]

It doesn't need to be a rogue trader themselves but rather just anyone affiliated. Those hired by one perhaps.

[hard nexus]

everyone except zealot

[void bison]

my fanatic zealot would fucking never

[tranquil bone]

Shit is so desperate Brahms is actually putting her own people into combat.

[swift hearth]

well definitely psyker

[void bison]

ogryns are already crossing his bigot line

[frosty herald]

One of them even calls out zealot by saying that he would give up his last aquillas if the xenos had a stim

[hard nexus]

a mercenary maybe, the first thing that crosses my mind would be a death cult assassin but that niche is fulfilled by zealot

hrm

hrm hrm hrm

[swift hearth]

darktide psyker be yapping some stuff that'd immediately have them court marshaled and shot

[frosty herald]

Remember

We have loner psyker

[hard nexus]

i love darktide's psyker personalities

[frosty herald]

Which wouldve been killed by a normal arbitor

[hard nexus]

i love how outwardly heretical they are

[obsidian prairie]

Court marshal? You think those exist here or that they would even get one?

[swift hearth]

tbf mourningstar is a prison regiment ship

[frosty herald]

We are just a very colorful warband

[obsidian prairie]

Its not

[hard nexus]

the ship we came from was

but this is just a rogue trader ship

[solar gorge]

they're all basically from death row

[hard nexus]

yarp

[solar gorge]

ofc they're borderline heretics

[hard nexus]

a good chunk was falsely accused

fanatic though

she burnt down a hab block

[swift hearth]

aight im wrong they'd just be shot cuz technically the ship already has everyone on probation

[hard nexus]

of innocent people

but its okay

girls can do no wrong

[frosty herald]

Authoritarian actualy thinks grendyl is guilty of something

[solar gorge]

new classes are different cuz the arbites is no reject at all

so my bet is on something tech cult related cuz FS knows ppl want that

since they been yapping about that since launch

[opaque island]

I dont think theres any doubt about that. its more WHAT are they guilty of

[frosty herald]

Yeah

[hard nexus]

tzeentchian corruption

[swift hearth]

if they do another class probably a tech priest

[solar gorge]

grendyl is guilty of being a little baby bitch

[hard nexus]

many changing faces, never has been seen, has a higher plan that nobody seems to know

[void bison]

would a tech priest be like a summoner like sienna dlc

[solar gorge]

yeah sure

[frosty herald]

Grendyl might have been involved in wolfer's escape seeing as he had barely any security

[solar gorge]

i'm sure he's busy

[frosty herald]

A strategist

[solar gorge]

bro's been jacking off during the entire story

[hard nexus]

i wish we had a game fighting against khornate enemies

[void bison]

goondyl

[opaque island]

next big update is gonna be a wolfer boss fight al a twins

[solar gorge]

literally goondyl

0 plot relevance 0 appearance 7 I am a warrior

[ripe quest]

Should make it so the dog has a secret damage bonus when leaping in the direction of a psyker.

[solar gorge]

they should just add friendly fire

tbh

[tranquil bone]

It's no coincidence we have never seen either grendyl or brunt

[opaque island]

the collapse of society

[obsidian prairie]

I've never seen them in the same room

Just saying

[opaque island]

ogryn inquisitor

wild

[solar gorge]

the end of rumbler ogryns and smykers

and all ogryns for that matter

[tranquil bone]

The one guy you'd never expect

[swift hearth]

that'd better be like h41 type shit

[solar gorge]

base game

[swift hearth]

and even then i wouldn't trust people having a bad day

[solar gorge]

i remember back when there was a little bit of friendly fire way back then

[hard nexus]

i don’t think there was

i know ur teammates would block shots

but i don’t remember there being any actual damage

[solar gorge]

i think it chipped toughness

but maybe i misremember

[hard nexus]

i feel like i remember that? but i honestly don’t know

[solar gorge]

like there was an effect when a teammate shot you

but i also can't remember if it actually dmg'd you

felt like it

[swift hearth]

there should be like rank for how much friendly fire there is then

[opaque island]

there's a little blue tint on your screen

[swift hearth]

we innovating gameplay

[opaque island]

if you get shot in the back by a teamate the bottom of your screen will flash faintly with a light blue

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/lgNzyteyqkvKzObdX?invite=cr-MSxTOFksMjA0MjU2ODk0&v=13

only game i can land trickstabs in

[solar gorge]

why are you purple

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/15795808260473930320/0B4B72A887B5515D7B8B99015C8F01AD3A19DDEA/

[opaque island]

yall make this shit look so easy and effortless

[gaunt roost]

it’s in vt2 and drg and isn’t a big deal i dont see why darktide couldn’t add it

[solar gorge]

preach

(no ogryn would ever be able to play the game again)

[opaque island]

even with all the kerillian hate, i never experienced getting shot just for being kerillian

[gaunt roost]

just make it ranged only and different damage modifiers for different weapons so rumbler etc don’t eviscerate your team

[void bison]

I wish you could make the blood splatter a little smaller in sm2 so you can see the actual violence more than the ketchup explosions

[opaque island]

friendly fire enabled big bomb

[tranquil bone]

It becomes a reflex pretty quick. Most of those jumps most people could get the hang of in like an hour of dedicated practice at most.

The hardest part is breaking the reflex to hit W while air strafing

[lament veldt]

is there a lfg

yes

[lunar fable]

man i despise the people who stay all the way back on rolling steel

[lament veldt]

i feel like i've played that one. what's the objective in it?

[obsidian prairie]

Train

[lament veldt]

ohhhh

if someone has done that i haven't noticed. my brawl ogryn has been carrying me a little

[gaunt roost]

god forbid someone cosplays a sniper

[hard nexus]

@median steeple

where art thou

[obsidian prairie]

*wherefore

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-clock-ticking-white-rabbit-alice-in-wonderland-gif-11005866172848930328

[hard nexus]

throws tomatoes at you

[obsidian prairie]

Free tomato

[hard nexus]

i need songs that use bells in them

i love the sound of a bell tolling

[obsidian prairie]

What kind of bell

I know stuff with tubular bell

[hard nexus]

i was thinking like

church bells

[hard nexus]

but

send!

[obsidian prairie]

Its the calamity mod soundtrack

[sterile basalt]

@hard nexus
https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/15947931621725654746/605C4AF36B366BA3FC7E3F20D6820D39FF1C21BC/

[obsidian prairie]

or at least the lategame dokoru stuff

[hard nexus]

sennds iitittt

[hard nexus]

lmfao

who needs thunder hammer anyway i guess

blows my shit off

[sterile basalt]

TH does way better vs unyielding

this can't 1 tap most bosses

[hard nexus]

yah i know

[sterile basalt]

only does like half their hp bar

[hard nexus]

i’m being dramatic

[sterile basalt]

but shroudfield IJ is lowkey pretty legit rn I like it more than FotF

I don't take the mastercrafted subnode

[hard nexus]

i want thammer to have a mk that does aoe explosions depending on the enemy killed

or a blessing

[sterile basalt]

the DR subnode for shroud is pretty good

[hard nexus]

kill a crusher and it’s basically a grenade

[sterile basalt]

ogryn's power maul

[hard nexus]

yeah but then i’d have to play ogryn

and that sucks

because it’s boring

and thunder hammers are inherently cooler

[sterile basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/wings-wingsofredemption-thor-stormbreaker-gif-15888988948364502772

[hard nexus]

https://i.redd.it/fdg636b0di981.gif

[carmine lance]

Thammer can one tap bosses with martyrdom

[jaunty epoch]

Does restorative verses just increase your toughness replenishment by the amount of marty stacks?

[fiery marten]

I've been under the assumption that each of the three columns of the skill tree was designed to synergize with itself, but martyrdom seems like it would lend itself better to Chastise the Wicked, right? Rather than a slower-moving support horde-clearing build that I think the rest of the middle column sets up?

[obsidian prairie]

You see thats the funny part

FotF is always good

No matter what

[spare talon]

pov its purple and someone spends the entire game smiting in scriers

[fiery marten]

No I do agree

[sterile basalt]

Ik

[fiery marten]

I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you're running a build where all your skills go down the middle column, what play style is that setting up for you? Chorus and Beacon imply a support backline playstyle, but Martyrdom makes it seem like you ought to be dashing into the fray as much as possible

Running all left is your critmaxxing run-in-and-scream style while all right maxes mobility, hitting backlines and taking important single targets

[obsidian prairie]

There's a pretty big seperation between keystones and the rest of the tree role wise

[sullen forge]

Admittedly that melee is the lone thing making me play Ogryn cause it is fucking boring but Power Surge + Skullcrusher giving instant 8 SKC stacks and being a handheld horde nuke will never not be funny

[lunar fable]

bro's using a shredder autopistol and a thammer with crit chance on it

[lament veldt]

lowkey hate when people spread out when i'm trying to tank damage. then everyone dies while i'm trying to spam heavy attacks to keep my toughness up

[sullen forge]

new havoc meta baby!

don't you love not playing the game!

[fiery marten]

I see.. I was trying to get into fatshark's head with the keystone placement with what they wanted with this column

[obsidian prairie]

Keystones for zealot are really just whatever you feel like

[fiery marten]

Gotcha

[obsidian prairie]

They're pretty seperate from abilties role wise

Both Shroudfield and Fury crit

[fiery marten]

I've been running separate loadouts by column tbh since it seemed like they'd inherently syngergize with themselves better

But I guess that's not always the case

[fiery marten]

Very true

[long oasis]

they go together lorewise as powers of faith

[fiery marten]

Mein gott

A good point

[visual stream]

Ironhelm reworkings when

https://tenor.com/view/dying-hungry-and-thirsty-gif-16689267

[hearty nebula]

never

[hard nexus]

boorreeed

[visual stream]

Play Slay the Princess

[hard nexus]

hm

maybe

or maybe

yet another elspeth campaign,,

[visual stream]

the lesbian within you rages

you must princessing

Or nuke peasants with amethyst

[hard nexus]

the duality of womanhood

princess

or slaughtering peasants with amethyst weaponry

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/matikanefukukitaru-umamusume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-umamumusme-pretty-derby-gif-5541095777981104907

[hard nexus]

oh wait actually i need to watch peacemaker finale

firs

[visual stream]

I guarantee thammer was only given armor buff because they wanted to buff Crucis and Ironhelm was an afterthought

[hard nexus]

then i do something

[hard nexus]

oh yeah

[visual stream]

"Oh I guess that one too"

[hard nexus]

absolutely

even i forget it exists lmfao

i was thinking the other day while playing dt

"a horde clear focused thunder hammer sure would be cool"

and it took me like 3 more games til i remembered the ironhelm existed

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-mad-pissed-off-reality-show-elimination-gif-17868134

It's okay

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/cricky-flouride-stare-agartha-whitemonstergang-flouride-gif-11418389775457402751

[visual stream]

I've been coping since day one of ironhelm release

It's had highs and it's had lows

It will high again..

[hexed igloo]

Evil and intimidating horse

[full nebula]

same time they bump the other weapons they kneecapped by buffing health values

two months if we're extremely lucky me thinks

[visual stream]

We all saw how nothingburger the dclaw buffs were when they did that compared to how they """"""nerfed"""""" ds ||by buffing it||

I am 50% doomerpill and 50% hopecore

[sullen forge]

the mutant after it throws someone:

[gaunt roost]

maybe he’s scared :(

[lunar fable]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-squint-tired-what-gif-26864059

[mystic ether]

I keep coming back to eviscerator waaagh ;_;

[hearty nebula]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

https://tenor.com/view/happy-october-ork-orktober-orc-gif-7112741549776197859

[visual stream]

me when im hungry

[copper hawk]

I LOVE 4SAKEN

I LOVE TWO TIME

I LOVE BACKSTABBIN KILLERZ

[hexed igloo]

One of us one of us

[median steeple]

Hoptiap

Hostiplw

Dyin

[mystic ether]

I was there in the beginning. Before the talent trees ever existed and we had them silly little WoW talent boxes.

I loved eviscerator then too. I'm just getting cooked by the fact that I can't escape executioner sword kruber

This man is scratching at the windows at this point.

https://tenor.com/view/mob-psycho100-mob-psycho-shigeo-shigeo-kageyama-mob-gif-26480844

[hexed igloo]

I started playing shortly after unlocked and loaded, and haven't played since steam killed library sharing

Waiting for a sale bc I missed the last one by like 6 hours lmao

[copper hawk]

BF6 JUST AROUND THE CORNER

[frozen kernel]

Mk3 Refugees rise up

[misty nova]

It's right

[signal lotus]

i am peak zealot

[carmine falcon]

ok guess i'll die

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/GiFShitposting/status/1976271429684367660?t=4Mqc9haR_w_lQXLBp79_0A&s=19

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[mystic ether]

I just want to be free of that man.

https://tenor.com/view/markus-kruber-vermintide-2-steam-tank-kruber-vermintide-gif-322539141967255863

[hard nexus]

why dying,,

[mystic ether]

Executioner's Sword/Handgun Mercenary Kruber was fun...in vt2.

It's fun here too just

I want a different life lmao

But then sometimes I just want to w m1

Really bad.

Like really bad.

Boom evis mk15 😭

This green goblin mask ass sword.

[tranquil bone]

Merc ruined me permanently in these games. I can't exist without a hard stagger panic button.

[mystic ether]

And the fucking sound it makes when it's ripping through an entire horde in one swing.

Every time I look passed my evis builds v

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-mask-gif-17747048515581223060

[misty ravine]

Now they just have to revert the sound effects for evis and I'll main it again

[median steeple]

Idk but I'm in so much pain I vomited twice

[signal spoke]

[lunar fable]

[lunar fable]

call dr poo psycho is dyinf

[plush estuary]

Feel better soon

[mystic ether]

Uh holy shit?

[plush estuary]

hope its nothing serious

[mystic ether]

Yeah. Do what you gotta do to get better/get any support needed

[mystic ether]

That you using this for?

[plush estuary]

random party finder

[mystic ether]

Really into zealous strikes?

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-smile-gif-10401171

I saw you said

Nah

you define support. Lmao

[plush estuary]

wrong channel mb

[mystic ether]

That was awesome

You should clip that run

[hard nexus]

oh holy shit u weren’t lying

[hard nexus]

well try not to die oomf

hope u feel better

[plush estuary]

he didnt accept

very sad

[mystic ether]

Cretin activity.

Lol

[visual stream]

I got gastroenteritis a few months ago from my work's cafeteria food so felt that

Get well soon gamer

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/the-finals/clips/lgMPeHgawt3D8tYuj?invite=cr-MSxYa0csMjA0ODY2MDQ3&v=23

[carmine lance]

it's funny to me that people say I'm cracked with knife zealot

knife zealot doesn't feel particularly hard? like mobility isn't difficult to pilot

[full nebula]

Doesn't have to be if you just do heavy spamming

Push attack here and there

[carmine lance]

exactly

but people say I'm cracked with my dodging

[full nebula]

But, it turns it up a notch if you do a little a combo

Knife zealot can have little combo

[carmine lance]

what kinda combo

[carmine lance]

as a treat

[long oasis]

"You can't live comfortably in your own country, in your own country you are a monkey, and you are hispanic"

[full nebula]

I usually do heavy attack in the run up, then either push attack or special attack push/light attack follow up

So heavy>pushattack>punch>light>heavy

Light after the punch is normally a stab follow up

Also using special attack punch and light attack allows you to combo punch and stab, good for crusher heads

[hexed igloo]

They will explode and leave a pair of smoking shoes

[full nebula]

Potion seller

[sterile stone]

Had me thinking that was Cobra for a second

[hexed igloo]

Same vibe

[long oasis]

@acoustic dune

[glossy cloud]

that's... that's gore of... one of my comfort weapons

[long oasis]

can you make 1 beam giant death cube

[glossy cloud]

what is that???

[long oasis]

cosmote

er

[glossy cloud]

okay real talk i actually dont think i have ever seen someone run smackdown on a knife

like

ever

[long oasis]

yea because why

when you could be running haymaker instead

[full nebula]

Best combo for zealot is still probably uncanny+precog with duelist on the tree if i had to guess

[carmine lance]

soloing auric maelstrom rn

everyone was ass and ragequit

amaszing

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-meme-first-time-the-ballad-of-buster-scruggs-gif-24656975

[carmine lance]

fuck, I went down

hunting grounds

[full nebula]

Nt

[carmine lance]

thanks lmao

i fucking knew it was gonna be like this, by the way

this was from the very beginning

those health bars were not promising

I know mine is low but I never went down

I had to clutch multiple times lmao

what they left me with

[copper hawk]

Gulp..

[long oasis]

thats me

[full nebula]

Best thing to do in this scenario is to play slow and measured if you can. Try to pull a little aggro, backtrack if needed, use chokepoints, try to break line of sight if theres gunners ect. It pays to play a little skittish, its good not to over commit sometimes.

Positioning becomes really important, as well as enemy priority

[carmine lance]

yup

obviously it's a bit late now, but I appreciate the advice lol

[full nebula]

General advice for clutches. Though, if you actually have teammates worth reviving it can be worth going a head to try to pull it sometimes, depending how bad it is. Sometimes you'll get a specialist wave or something that'll force you forward, which will pull more ambients. Sometimes you can squeeze a revive

[scenic drift]

Play shroudfield for no risk rescue

[spare talon]

revive speed......

[full nebula]

Usually yeah, but you can get pinched in the area of the revive too, if theres crushers ect. But yeh 9/10 stealth is

Works for trapper nets and whatnot now correct

[spare talon]

nets rescues and ledges

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-gif-13762570480753436158

[carmine lance]

shroudfield def helps

[full nebula]

The fact that extended time is baked into both shroudfield paths is nice

[long oasis]

revive speed meta

[carmine lance]

honestly

[void bison]

gaming.......

[visual stream]

I really quite like that they incentivized risky revives/rescues

I fear I asked before but forgor, does it apply to reviving teammates from full death/tied-up?

[spare talon]

as of this patch it does now

same with nets

and ledges

its why someone saying revive speed and the revive speed zealot node is bad are crazy

[visual stream]

I used to run trip revive speed because it just barely got me revives sometimes, glad to see it's even better

[hexed igloo]

Mfw power cut so I'm sitting in my dark ass store no music

[swift hearth]

since this update im running revive speed too, as well as corruption resistence

[full nebula]

Time for darktide cloudgaming on mobile with touch controls

[hexed igloo]

Nah just gonna do the same thing I do when there is power and just read manga

[swift hearth]

almost thought this was a chainsaw man reference

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[hexed igloo]

Power is a mid as hell waifu bro get outta here

White bread headass fuckin zero two level

[swift hearth]

i never said this

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G2Lek6eWcAAX0lj.gif

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I said it

[swift hearth]

[median steeple]

I feel barely alive

Whatever I have is kicking the shit out of me

[sullen forge]

Hasan Piker allegedly used Smite on his Dog and ended up getting downed by a poxwalker horde

[median steeple]

I vomitted another 3 times

Last time was pure stomach acid

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-mutant-warhammer-40k-darktide-mutant-gif-1118053842768353546

[swift hearth]

think should check doctor

[median steeple]

I'm at the hospital

[heady rapids]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/uA69tQmsb5

[swift hearth]

hasan piker erasure

[visual stream]

The Hasan stuff is sus but Idk if I'd believe it was a shock collar

[swift hearth]

i approve

if anything he only gains from people talking about him

[heady rapids]

idk I barely read into it

but I saw something about the prongs being removed

[scenic drift]

Bruh, are you me?
Exploding from both ends since yesterday morning.

[opaque coyote]

@heady rapids sdiybt

[obsidian prairie]

Is that a word

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-goonected-gif-13044182513813935339

[opaque coyote]

goonmorning vro

[river oriole]

zealot chat never beating the gooning allegations

[median steeple]

It's pain induced vomiting so idk

Oh wise and mighty IV

[scenic drift]

Hopefully nothing serious

[median steeple]

Hopefully

[visual stream]

Are we trying to?

[deft badge]

Zealot chat beating alright, it just ain't the allegations.

[visual stream]

Havoc rank reset to none recently?

Or is it because I haven't played in a while

[frozen kernel]

Beneficent Sister Saline, I pray thine healing waters assuage the corruption from my body

I fuck heavy with the IV of expensive salt water

[visual stream]

He

[frozen kernel]

It doesn’t even fit

[twin wagon]

Ogryn of a title

[carmine lance]

genuinely hope you feel better soon :(

[median steeple]

Thank you

I found a position to lay on that the pain is gone

[median steeple]

That's me

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/lgNOLZSIQRUkfJYZk/spok?invite=cr-MSw4VVgsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

BRO

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/lgU7HCnqqpSj-Or0B/spok?invite=cr-MSxIbWEsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

Omfg

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/lgUeW6B7iVcAupDAR/spok?invite=cr-MSxBUEwsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[long oasis]

Cica how do I escape the grub life

[copper hawk]

Leave grubcords

Exist in no grubcordz

Dat shrimple .

Be like me

Alone..

[long oasis]

Is this gurbcord

[copper hawk]

But free

Noh

This darktide cord

Grubcordz r like

Dorncord or Joshocord or Ainzcord

[long oasis]

Dorm isnt real

What if im still grub after leaving is there a treatment for that

[visual stream]

Hey so what's up with the contaminated stims

I PA stabbed a blue stim rager like five fucking times with FGS and he didn't die

Or get staggered

[obsidian prairie]

Were they in gas

[visual stream]

No but I did notice a shotgunner who got blue hitmarker and wouldn't die while in gas

Are enemies in brap invincible?

[obsidian prairie]

The combination of stim dr and gas/other sources dr can put them over 100%

[visual stream]

Evil

[obsidian prairie]

I think Cole has a clip of him wailing on a dreg shooter for like 15 seconds

[sterile stone]

@nimble fiber What level are you guys?

Cause I'm looking for a rafa build

[carmine lance]

arbites player with dog was spam pinging literally everything, am I in the right to tell him, quote,
"I'm sorry, but brother, goddamn can you not spam the tags"
"I don't need keys fucking jingled in front of me"

[frozen kernel]

Tbh this is Fatshark’s own doing

[carmine lance]

idk if it was just him sending the dog after elites or not but like holy fuck

I was genuinely getting overstimulated

[frozen kernel]

IIRC Double ping is the one that won’t show your pings to teammates, but it’s encumbering to use

[median steeple]

It's so weird

[frozen kernel]

So most people use “sic dog on single target ping”

Which means any time someone shoots their target before the dog gets to it

They need to ping another one

[deft badge]

Tbh no because he has to do that

[frozen kernel]

Repeat ad naseum

[carmine lance]

whatever it is, I'm not kidding when I say he was spam pinging EVERYTHING

[deft badge]

Yeah

Hes trying to optimally use the dog

[carmine lance]

like just a genuine extended wall of noise

[frozen kernel]

Could be using a mod as well, but generally even efficient dog use is like that

[deft badge]

A good Arby will be pinging a lot

[frozen kernel]

The wall of noise makes me think mod

[carmine lance]

damn

[frozen kernel]

Because thinking humans will fucking chill once the dog is WALKING to something or else you’ll confuse the pathfinding

[carmine lance]

yeah lmao

arbites left too when I was going for his rez

which is weird

but could be any number of things

[frozen kernel]

Nothing like someone joining in progress, dying, then leaving instantly

Happens a lot in HD2 as well lmao

[deft badge]

Tbf if I join an absolutely fucked situation I dont want to be there

[carmine lance]

also to that point, that I don't mind

it's spaced out so it's not a bother

it's when "holy fuck I can't hear myself think" I'm gonna tell you to cut it the fuck out

[frozen kernel]

Yeah that’s understandable

[deft badge]

Im gonna be honest if you did this I'd make it a point to ping more

[frozen kernel]

When you said wall of noise I instantly though mod because it’s like

“D-D-D-D-DING”

[carmine lance]

this is the first time I've cared about it lol

[frozen kernel]

And that shit is genuinely maddening

[carmine lance]

yeah

[frozen kernel]

Back at launch we had a YouTuber be like

[carmine lance]

that was exactly what it was like

[frozen kernel]

“Hey bind your ping key to your fire button”

Holy fuck

Dude it was bad

[deft badge]

That shit was infuriating lol

[frozen kernel]

Every veteran lasgunner

Even in melee they’d just be spam pinging

[carmine lance]

like I said, I'm going to say something only if it's actively a detriment

like goddamn

[frozen kernel]

I got a good chuckle out of “I don’t need keys jingled in front of me”

[carmine lance]

[frozen kernel]

I’d post that ancient clip of Cica screaming “SHOOT IT WITH YOUR GUN” while a fireteam just let a dog eat their face

Good times

[carmine lance]

lmfao

[frozen kernel]

Sometimes the rejects do need jingly keys

[carmine lance]

the thing is, I genuinely have adhd

and having anything comparable to keys jingled in front of me, or the fucking subway surfers gameplay in the corner

makes me genuinely want to kill myself

it pisses me off that badly

like brother, please, believe it or not I am in fact capable of focusing on things I enjoy

[frozen kernel]

I’ve been getting a new friend into DT coming from Space Marine 2 and while he’s great about most good teammate habits, he’s learning you need to actually block and he doesn’t ping here

[carmine lance]

this is just demeaning

[carmine lance]

lmao

well he's still learning tbf

[frozen kernel]

Like he’s not greedy with ammo, he doesn’t take all the Medicae, splits the resources and collects the plasteel/dia

But then I watch him eat half his HP in chip while kiting 2 crushers and a handful of pox

[carmine lance]

you love to see it

I used to be like that lmao

[visual stream]

@solar gorge
https://medal.tv/games/deadlock/clips/lfhyDNs6O75Vv_d1b?invite=cr-MSw4R0MsNDA1NDMwNDgz&v=12

[frozen kernel]

Seeing him improve is so dope

[carmine lance]

that's good to hear

[frozen kernel]

He’s come so far in just a couple weeks

Maxed out zealot and Ogryn, he’s on psyker now

[carmine lance]

oh wow

good for him lol

also joined a maelstrom lobby and saw another knife zealot

[frozen kernel]

It’s an adjustment period going from Zealot to Glass Cannon

[carmine lance]

immediately left

[deft badge]

God, yk what pisses me off? When someone pings the plasteel and doesnt pick it up

[frozen kernel]

Esp without all your talent points

[carmine lance]

seeing another knife zealot is like coming across someone more autistic with me

I don't fuck with it

[frozen kernel]

“YOU WERE RIGHT THERE”

[deft badge]

I'm not picking it up for you

I dont need it anymore lol

[carmine lance]

lmfao

[frozen kernel]

Just the entire fireteam walking past a pinged large dia stack

I don’t need it either but you know why I don’t?

CUZ I ALWAYS GRAB EM

[carmine lance]

yeah, psyker always has me take a moment to get used to "oh yeah I get fucking annihalated now"

[visual stream]

I ping it and leave it if it's out of arm's reach sometimes because I don't need resources but think someone else might

[deft badge]

Nah man if you ping it and then expect someone else to pick it up you're on some insane power trip in my mind

[frozen kernel]

I told him Psyker has a reverse survivability curve. You are strongest and safest when the entire room is full of enemies, and weakest when there’s like a boss and 2 elites left

[carmine lance]

I'm going to start doing this now

I don't even need the resources I just find it funny

pick up that can

[frozen kernel]

Me asking folks to pick up the second medipack while holding the first one

[deft badge]

I hate holding medis ngl

[frozen kernel]

“Mr Frodo I can only carry you, not this second box”

[deft badge]

Ill happily carry ammo, grims, whatever

I hate holding medis tho

[frozen kernel]

Corpse dragging them by the nose because they died downed in fire without one of the entire map’s only 2 medipacks

[split robin]

Why? Medi kits are awesome

[frozen kernel]

ℱ

[deft badge]

Because i don't like being the person required to throw it down in case everything goes wrong tbh

[frozen kernel]

I kind of get it because if you play well in regular non-Hav games, giving yourself an instant re-up on bolter ammo feels a bit more impactful than having a 5m healing circle when the entire room is elites, specials, and a captain

[split robin]

I usually dump them where there will be a boss battle or something. Then you know they will be useful

[deft badge]

I play a lot of havoc, there's 3 bosses every 3 minutes

[visual stream]

Is it more considerate to leave it unpinged and ungrabbed rather than just pinged?

[frozen kernel]

Like I would hate to place a medipack down, then suddenly 2 bombers and a mutant push me out of it

[deft badge]

Honestly?

[split robin]

Fair. I’m only just starting to get into the higher difficulties

[visual stream]

Not really expecting it, but if they want it then they can have it

[deft badge]

On havoc i feel like you really have to judge when you're gonna throw down medi

[visual stream]

I am indifferent but doing a service by calling it out if they care

[frozen kernel]

I will say, until like Hav 22-24 you can kind of just play like a gorilla. I really overestimated the difficulty of the mode

[deft badge]

Idk, if I can ping the resources I can also grab them ime. I'm not gonna just leave it laying there and I'm not gonna expect someone else to clean up after me is how I see it.

[deft badge]

Agreed tbh

You can literally drag 3 people through a 24 if you want

[split robin]

If i’m on my main (psyker), i can go from full health and toughness to down very quickly, so I can’t really think about putting down a medkit. By the time i realize it’s too late

[visual stream]

Tbf I didn't place the dia stack that I pinged from across the room

Still not expecting them to grab it for my sake

[frozen kernel]

The aura farming tier because 3 people will just be dead watching you solo pink enemies like “wOAH FUCK, SUGOIIIII”

Just casually kiting the captain as you mulch the other crap

[deft badge]

Unironically yeah

[acoustic dune]

God

[deft badge]

Then you hit 25 and its like ??

[acoustic dune]

I jumped bc I thought I was waking up late for school

Then I remenber my time is just a illusion

I will not commit to mass gulihad

[glossy nimbus]

full weapon mastery

thank god

I hate this game

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1184664326712332342/1389322809037160448/attachment-3-1.gif

[glossy nimbus]

[acoustic dune]

NOO

WHOM WOULD DO THIS

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-peacemaker-showing-off-my-moves-dance-moves-john-cena-gif-2478019590838627074

Time to wait another 2 years for peacemaker appearance

[swift hearth]

damn bro

damnation tier purgatory

you know you're with good fellows when you and an ogryn clear a room of like 50 crusher/maulers and they say nothing

[frozen kernel]

I feel like I've been leading the kindergarten classes recently

[swift hearth]

and then we get popped by a burster and other guy get netted

[frozen kernel]

Which is wild because I'd been on hiatus and was afraid my muscle memory would have me eating shit

[swift hearth]

keep chipping away at it!

https://tenor.com/view/like-cat-funny-cat-like-smol-gif-17770654428999084966

[frozen kernel]

It's a good game when the chat is just
"Thanks!"
"Thanks!"
"Need ammo!"
"Thanks!"
"gg"
"ggs"
"gg"

[swift hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-accepting-fate-tiktok-at-peace-gif-567488341419321713

[swift hearth]

yeah the most embarassing losses happen when I tell a banger joke

[frozen kernel]

I'm a big fan of "The dead can't speak" when people start typing at me

[tropic egret]

I play on controller and for some reason the 'tag enemy' button is also the 'post message' button so a lot of my "I need ammo!" and "Thanks!" are just because I was tagging enemies

[swift hearth]

you can remap it in keybind

some of the default settings are kinda just "wut"

like not seeing arbite dog companion names

i wanna see 'em

[tropic egret]

I should re-map it yeah

[frozen kernel]

Thank god for the steam deck having back paddle buttons

I don't think I could play console darktide with a regular xbox/dualsense controller, at least not without a good bit of an adjustment period

[swift hearth]

sensitivity probably set to extremely high that

[tropic egret]

Yeah muscle memory is a thing. Whenever I come back to Darktide after a while away, I don't fully remember the buttons - I just trust that when the game starts, my hands will remember what to push heh

[frozen kernel]

It's more that it was a lot easier for me to put things like Sprint on a paddles rather than constantly clicking the left stick

DT requires a lot of sprinting and it's already been the end of my wrists on KB+M. I don't want it to be the start of my stick drift on my baby

I try to rebind almost any game action that requires the stick clicks on the Deck. At least left stick click, right stick is usually a freelook or something you don't use as frequently

[tropic egret]

Ah yeah - I have back paddles on my controller - and I specifically switched the sprint button to a back paddle button for that reason too.
I don't like having to push that joystick button down

[spare talon]

Its better when a casual convo happens mid game

[frozen kernel]

It's much easier to go right into a sprint slide to create some speed/distance with a paddle sprint IMO

[frozen kernel]

Elevator Banter™

I don't get as many talking people in my games sadly, or it'll just be me and one person

[spare talon]

Ogryn elevator jokes

[frozen kernel]

I'm mentally 9 years old

If I have a stim in the elevator, I'm jorking it

Brings a strange energy as the only Arbites in a group

[spare talon]

If im running double barrel
I enter 3rd person
Wind up a heavy special
Then slowly turn my camera to the left and watch as my waist contorts into a thin spiral

[split robin]

Half the people who talk in games speak languages i don’t understand. I have no idea what they are saying

[carmine lance]

I’m getting tired of being left to solo maelstroms

It’s never been this consistent before

[frozen kernel]

I played Hell Let Loose on a FR-only server once

[carmine lance]

Sometimes I wish I could report people who do that

Bad sportsmanship

[ornate bone]

Game needs auto sprint

[frozen kernel]

We didn't have an active SL and I went medic and would just crawl at downed people whispering "Je te tiens" (I've got you)

[carmine lance]

Sl?

[frozen kernel]

Threw out the occasional "Ca va?" as I'm injecting a man with morphine

Squad leader

[tropic egret]

Ah I've never seen anything other than english. I guess you play in Asia? Do people post all sorts of different languages there?

[frozen kernel]

Usually if they're active they're talking to people individually and since I don't speak French, they'd have realized pretty quick if I didn't respond to "hey medic can you do this thing"

[split robin]

Yeah. I’m in Japan. I never heard Japanese though. I think most common is Russian

[frozen kernel]

They were lovely though. Got a lot more "Merci!" than I do "Thanks bro" on US servers

[tropic egret]

Do people post messages in the chat, in different languages with different characters? So you might have a Russian typing in russian, and then a Chinese person posting Chinese characters?

[split robin]

People rarely type messages (other than gg), but if they do, it’s mostly in English

[tropic egret]

So everybody from all languages uses 'gg'? Or do other countries use something else for gg?

[split robin]

I think gg has become universal

[frozen kernel]

"gg" is kind of universal. It's not quite like hahaha turning into jajaja for spanish folks lol

See: Russians in CSGO

"JIJI BRAH"

[heady rapids]

the chinese have a lot of numbers for abbreviation

also if a Chinese says cnm to you it means you're a Cool Nice Man

[frozen kernel]

Chinese players send death threats, not gg 💀

[tropic egret]

heh... am unsure if this is a joke or serious

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[frozen kernel]

Keep in mind Asian League of Legends players started getting banned for telling people to kermit, so they started saying "mom go sky" instead

They do be wylin

[split robin]

Where are my Japanese players at? I want to use “i’m studying Japanese” as an excuse for no-lifeing DT

[tropic egret]

I never played LoL so I don't know what kermit is (other than the frog) heh.
And 'mom go sky' sounds like completely random words

[molten laurel]

wait are you implying that non-asian(east) League players are not as toxic?

that seems bit far fetched man

[tropic egret]

I have a 2+ year streak on Duolingo, learning Japanese.
I still can't speak the language (Duolingo is not a great way to learn).
I can say, in Japanese, "I'm studying Japanese" but not much more than that

[frozen kernel]

Ker-mit as in "commit suicide" in a more chat friendly way that isn't "unalive" lmao

Mom go sky is basically saying "i hope your mom dies"

[tropic egret]

Ah heh, it makes sense now

[frozen kernel]

I wouldn't dare imply that, the asians are just the best at it

[molten laurel]

Not saying that east asian gamers aren't toxic but ya'll western gamers literally get banned for saying racial slurs mid-game.

[frozen kernel]

Asians are the top 1% of ranked competitive racism

Against other asians

[drowsy furnace]

Lol players are a menace to polite society wherever they come from

[frozen kernel]

I'm glad I was turned off just playing the tutorial like 12 years ago

I came from arena shooters so I was just like "This is...slow"

[swift hearth]

send them this

菜沒下鍋, 還想吃一整餐

[molten laurel]

I just thought they fought boring compared to their character art.

[tropic egret]

That might depend more on the people doing the banning and how sensitive they are, more than on the players' behaviour though. Asia might be more relaxed on that stuff

[swift hearth]

well you can't copy paste in chat so bygones be bygones

just post "Toyota Camry"

[frozen kernel]

Yeah I also saw one of the animations and compared the actual gameplay it was so sad

[swift hearth]

"Toyota Corolla!"

[swift hearth]

tl;;dr this just means "yall ain't cookin'"

[molten laurel]

dem Chinese sure love their poems

[median steeple]

I lived

[glossy nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/onenolesfan3-snap-talk-to-my-hand-stop-gif-12401961

[glossy nimbus]

Oh shit

peak

What was wrong?

[median steeple]

Pretty sure I have a kidney stone

[molten laurel]

holy shit

[median steeple]

Confirming it TMR with a CT

[frozen kernel]

[median steeple]

Got a cool moonshot when I got discharged

[glossy nimbus]

My guy is cursed

[median steeple]

But I instantly projectiled vomitted all of the water I had because they didn't tell me my meds would make me nauseous

[swift hearth]

if society is just Cicero and Aurelius

it's not great, sexy time talk is very awkward

[median steeple]

But we good now

[glossy nimbus]

did

someone say sex

[glossy nimbus]

also yay

[molten laurel]

meh, sex is overrated anyway.

not that it's bad, just overrated.

NGL whoever invented the concept of virginity and after aligned it to a virtue of purity gotta be the saddest mfs to ever touch the earth.

[drowsy furnace]

It's just a means to societal control

Which is not necessarily a 100% bad thing mind you

[molten laurel]

IDK being such a control freak enough to control procreation sound kinda miserable to me.

but again what do I know.

[drowsy furnace]

I mean in the sense that having kids is a big deal and that not every person is equally aware of it

[molten laurel]

I would've never even type this stuff if only spewing opinions on the internet wasn't so addicting.

[drowsy furnace]

I mean

A life unexamined is a life not worth living

[molten laurel]

you could suddenly say the weirdest shit and get away with it

most of the time

[drowsy furnace]

Unless you're talking about just baiting people online and not actually discussing stuff

[molten laurel]

no no sadly I'm actually genuine

which is honestly worse IMO

[drowsy furnace]

Eh I don't think so

If anything the presumption that ppl online are being inauthentic all the time is killing otherwise healthy internet spaces

[molten laurel]

I guess you have a point.

[drowsy furnace]

I think what matters more here is reading the room instead

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/itscold-cold-suds-spongebob-sick-gif-13392960

[drowsy furnace]

Figuring out if you're gonna have a good time by asking stuff or if you'll just be wasting it

[molten laurel]

But really, I genuinely think the concept of virginity started when patriarchs couldn't trust their wives but also couldn't bother to actually be a worthy partner.

that's why I wrote it was miserable and pathetic.

[molten laurel]

That is like, the essence of a proper communication. which I really don't have.

[drowsy furnace]

Well you can only achieve it through practice

[molten laurel]

being self aware but not willing to actually change is the worst kind.

[drowsy furnace]

All things considered internet is not a bad place to do it because you have the anonimity and lack of physical contact that prevents consequences from performing some stupid mistake or another

[molten laurel]

BTW how do the people of the empire even provide their manpower?

I heard the gas mask guys have something like an incubator or smth

[drowsy furnace]

It's hivecity moms having 27 kids type beat, most likely

[heady rapids]

they gonna find where you live man

[drowsy furnace]

also helped or hindered by the fact imperial population censuses are at best guesstimates

[molten laurel]

40000 years and we still rely on primitive copulation. that's just lack of imagination honestly.

[drowsy furnace]

Yeah considering humanity has technologically immensely degenerated from what it once were

[molten laurel]

I don't get why the concept of automated reproduction gets a bad rep being portrayed as "Dystopian" and stuff.

Like, if we in the real life get even close to that levels of bio-engineering it would be called a full on revolution

side by side with agriculture and the steam engine

[hexed igloo]

It's so fun

[hexed igloo]

Speak for yourself bro I'm laying pipe in ways you could never imagine

[molten laurel]

lol

[tropic egret]

There are some issues with designing human babies.
One is that any changes we make could have unexpected negative outcomes. (We might change one part of our DNA which then causes other problems.)

Another problem is that people have weird tastes... if we could design babies, people might design babies that look like anime characters, or Spongebob Squarepants or who knows what

[hexed igloo]

But main reason everyone doesn't just use ivf - sex is pretty baller actually

[hexed igloo]

Have you seen the characters people make in dark souls if it wasn't strictly limited to presets that's the type of shit people would be molding their children into

[drowsy furnace]

it also costs a pretty penny

so why do it when PIV is free

[hexed igloo]

I myself would make my son into a caricature of pepe the frog

[heady rapids]

man I would make my kid look like yoda

my saints row 4 char looked like yoda

[tropic egret]

It could be kind of interesting to live in a world where everybody has extremely different character designs too though heh

[heady rapids]

I wonder if I still have the screenshots

[hexed igloo]

Have you looked outside? I don't think you realize but you can customize your character

[molten laurel]

I mean if women don't have to get pregnant to retain the population, Imagine the amount of workforce available.

[heady rapids]

what about child work

[hexed igloo]

There's everything from freakish ghouls to perfect mogmaxxing chads in this very world we live in bro

[heady rapids]

you don't need to pay them

[tropic egret]

true... I suppose I can wear any costume I want

[hexed igloo]

You can do anything you want big man you can lop off a limb if you feel like it

[molten laurel]

but child labor makes the children die or grow into weak and sick adults. NOT IDEAL

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-doakes-dexter-dexter-dexter-truth-nuke-doakes-truth-nuke-gif-12604485428721012993

[hexed igloo]

No child labor makes them stronger

[heady rapids]

yeah they yearn for the mines

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/as-a-child-i-yearned-for-the-mines-as-a-child-i-gif-13815483237179052573

[hexed igloo]

Have you seen those old photos of coal miner kids in the coveralls with the hat and pipe those lil mfs cool as ice

[heady rapids]

why do you think take your kids to work days exist

[hexed igloo]

Hell yeah

Lil guy got some drip

[bitter anvil]

Lil dwarf

[hexed igloo]

He strong as hell to use that pick

Have you ever tried to use a pick

[bitter anvil]

I never

I one held sledge hammer at age 8

[hexed igloo]

They're crazy heavy, like easily double or triple the weight of a sledge

[bitter anvil]

Or 11

[hexed igloo]

We had one back on the farm, and me being a strapping young farm boy could only swing it a couple times

[frosty herald]

Bringing nata with me to white fatalis

[hexed igloo]

That thing ripped up concrete tho

[tropic egret]

Is this AI or real..

[hexed igloo]

Realer than you'll ever be

[swift hearth]

parent teacher conference is some bougie shit

[bitter anvil]

Everyone got fed up with AI

Now they gonna question am I AI

[hexed igloo]

I think you're all ai

[bitter anvil]

These day they need go grassy touchy

And less fear ai

I got game to play

[hexed igloo]

This is a gangstalking operation to have me lower my guard and divulge key information I'm onto all you mfs

[tropic egret]

...that's exactly what a clever AI would say to throw us off the trail...

[hexed igloo]

Artificial intelligence could never replicate my natural stupidity

[bitter anvil]

When the monkee afraid replacement by boss of monkee

Using the fake monkee doing all work

[hexed igloo]

Robomonkee

[bitter anvil]

Yes

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-doakes-dexter-dexter-dexter-truth-nuke-doakes-truth-nuke-gif-12604485428721012993

[molten laurel]

monkeemachine

[drowsy furnace]

peak gif

[bitter anvil]

Machinkee

[hexed igloo]

Monke job peeling banana got taken by metal monke now monke treeless

[drowsy furnace]

solution: destroy metal monke

unleash great metal monke rust

[bitter anvil]

we will never be true civilization like those alien from outter space

[molten laurel]

The Chaddite route

[tropic egret]

We might be the last generations to grow up actually trusting that history is real and not just AI-generated stories

[hexed igloo]

Monke say no, monke will throw yellow liquid on great famous monke arts for no discernable reason

[heady rapids]

well uhh I hate to break it to you but nothing is real

[hexed igloo]

Everything is a figment of your own imagination

[heady rapids]

history is written by the victors

[bitter anvil]

There’s people use ai as tool as useful but too many tech user fear great replacement and death of creativity from mankind

[drowsy furnace]

anyways serious hat on I hope you buckos are saving up money and stocking up essentials

[molten laurel]

that's what the victors want you to believe

[bitter anvil]

The tech user I meant is the internet dweller

[heady rapids]

oh is the purge about to happen

[drowsy furnace]

I have no reason not to believe the upcoming event will be pretty

[hexed igloo]

Saving up money? In this economy? Its taking all I got to stay under a roof

[drowsy furnace]

true true

[hexed igloo]

I splurged today and got a chocolate milk

And it was 5 fuckin dollars

[tropic egret]

We might be the last generations to believe that history was written by victors (who were probably misrepresenting and inventing things) rather than being completely invented by AI heh

[bitter anvil]

I let mankind evolve using machinery, but if we going back traditionally manual labor no machine assist, we may stay in stone age while other nation are fly to space already

[heady rapids]

my children will be raised by grok

[molten laurel]

did it taste good?

[hexed igloo]

It was pretty alright

[bitter anvil]

Grok is this true?

[hexed igloo]

My future plan is to get isekaid hopefully

[bitter anvil]

Become nihilistic to get isekaid

[drowsy furnace]

@GORK IS DIZ NOB FER REAL

[bitter anvil]

Because someone will murder nihilistic

They may despise them

[tropic egret]

I did fear AI when it came out.
And then I actually tried using it... and I do now think that humans are very much still needed

[bitter anvil]

We scare too many thing never leap cross the abyss gap

[molten laurel]

nah AI is shit tool. but the tech ceo's egos just proceed only to percieve their "vision"

[heady rapids]

I think AI should be solely used to generate art like movies music and shit

and all the manual labor should be done by children and women

[drowsy furnace]

Yeah nah this chatgpt debacle completely killed the "deyre terkin er jerbs" narrative for me

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/noelle-deltarune-berdly-noelle-holiday-deltarune-chapter-2-gif-1249434472391804540

[drowsy furnace]

3 years of supposedly transformative tech and the prophesized white collar job slaughter never happened

we get to enjoy a new recession instead

[bitter anvil]

Do I recall there people once say wages slavery for protesting now when replaced by ai machinery they fear it

[heady rapids]

oh idk man the banks in my country have started terminating some jobs related to programming

[bitter anvil]

Is like the boss company play cold game

[heady rapids]

I'm not really reading into it tho

[bitter anvil]

“If you don’t stop complaining at my work, I will replace you with Josh AI”

[drowsy furnace]

that has happened elsewhere too but the scale is off

it was supposed to be much more layoffs

[heady rapids]

yeah

[drowsy furnace]

afaik the only people who have ACTUALLY suffered from AI employement wise are artists and translators

[bitter anvil]

Business practice is want efficiency work place and no complain from worker, 24/7 operation

[molten laurel]

The problem of all this is that we really don't know if the decisions of higher-ups are actually cold and calculated/efficiency driven.
they are so fuckin human that they make mistakes all the time.

[drowsy furnace]

no they aren't lol

CEOs are idiots

[bitter anvil]

Golden parachute?

[drowsy furnace]

yes

[bitter anvil]

I also thought about when machine being replaced

Why not try be as machine maintence fixer

[drowsy furnace]

programming engineering isn't for everyone

[bitter anvil]

Yeah it is only hard way

[drowsy furnace]

I almost kmsed because I was hard pressured into going that route despite not liking coding at all lol

[bitter anvil]

I’m shit at coding but somehow I understand reading xml format code

[drowsy furnace]

but the current niche of prompt engineers will go up in flames the moment openai finally flops

[bitter anvil]

To modding the game

[tropic egret]

The programming industry is hurting at the moment, it's difficult for junior programmers to get hired. That might have more to do with the fact that people overhired programmers during the pandemic though, and because of recession, not solely because of AI... maybe... I'm not sure

[drowsy furnace]

There is overlap yeah

[molten laurel]

AI is nothing but a soggy hype-train of the silicon valley egomaniacs. So much so with all the forceful implementations the results are just so fukin mid at best.

[tropic egret]

The thought is that 'it will keep improving'.
But yeah, that's not necessarily guaranteed