zealot-class

[spare talon]

and you can shoot it

[swift hearth]

like if you actually read about 19th century colonialism and how much people were dehumanized

[spare talon]

itll one shot non elites and 2 shot elites, and you can use it to disrupt them

[swift hearth]

it's like bro we don't need you to be racist

[glossy sparrow]

very cool

[carmine lance]

oh god, yeah

[swift hearth]

shit sucked back then

[glossy sparrow]

ok i'm running this

[carmine lance]

no I don't get called racial slurs, I'm white lmao

[spare talon]

but its main purpose is still stagger and hordes/chaff

[swift hearth]

good load of it already came and passed

[carmine lance]

I get called the f slur and r slur for being on the spectrum lmao

[spare talon]

like you can open space for a rez with its stagger
then use your awesomesauce 61% revive speed to pull it off

or just shoot at a teammate in a net to keep anything from swinging at it as you or someone else closes in to unnet them

[formal umbra]

🤝 🫂

[swift hearth]

on a lighter note

i just started reading Moby Dick

[carmine lance]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[hearty nebula]

real

[glossy sparrow]

do i need to aim

[spare talon]

a huge thing missing in zealots kit is just making enemies stop doing things if you are playing real zealot and not fake boring book zealot
this bolter fixes that

[carmine lance]

it's only by my friends though because I find it funny as hell

[swift hearth]

the first chapter of Moby Dick was literally a scene of the protagonist walking into a charismatic church

and the music stopped

[carmine lance]

and I genuinely tell them when not to do so because I don't want people getting mad at my friends lmao

[swift hearth]

*black charismatic church

literally this scene

[spare talon]

it has a massive aoe, you just need to hit near them to stagger them from the aoe
if youre talking about firing at elites, you ideally want to hit the head, shooters will likely die to a body shot due to part of the damage being moved from finesse to body compared to the other bolter

[swift hearth]

also i realized why people struggle reading Moby Dick

the main character is very sarcastic

[carmine lance]

lmao

[swift hearth]

and your teacher is trying to convince you to read it like the bible lmao

read your classics like you read horus heresy i guess

returning to darktiddy topical rant

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-shy-what-who-me-huh-gif-17238152

[sterile stone]

[spare talon]

me when the dog of instant epileptic seizures materializes in front of me

[swift hearth]

havoc cooks too hard i need a break

[modern carbon]

Lmao

[swift hearth]

“Landlord! I’ve changed my mind about that harpooneer.—I shan’t sleep with him. I’ll try the bench here.”```

[modern carbon]

This is the zealot chat I'm here for

[swift hearth]

"I don't know how it is, but people like to be private when they are sleeping"

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507364684924452922/1425731114772992000/golfers.mp4?ex=68e8a712&is=68e75592&hm=8d336a91efeda5267bc90f951cd6eaa193bdb21e63fd72d4a4c4478c371fff52&

[acoustic dune]

I HATE COLD SHOWER

[split sable]

Damn golfing looks badass

[acoustic dune]

I NEED TO BE BOILED ALIVE TO FEEL ALIVE

IF MY BODY AINT FUMING AFTER THE SHOWER IT AINT A GOOD SHOWER

[drowsy steppe]

but it wakes you up

[acoustic dune]

I DONT NEED THE COLD TO WAKE ME UP

WHEN I WAKE UP COLD

[slender nova]

it causes my cardiovascular system to get f'ed

[slender nova]

valid point here

[sterile stone]

I mean look

I need the cold spot in bed fam

Sharing reduces cold spot coverage

And I can't allow that.

[drowsy steppe]

spend some time in the blankies first

[acoustic dune]

ITS NOT ENOUGH

[drowsy steppe]

unless you're actually having a cold

[acoustic dune]

I need to sweat

Or it ain't a good shower

[swift hearth]

Thinks I, I’ll wait awhile; he must be dropping in before long. I’ll have a good look at him then, and perhaps we may become jolly good bedfellows after all—there’s no telling...```

[sterile stone]

Easy fix

Fetal position when laying on the bench

[swift hearth]

Captain Ahab don't show up till Chapter 14

crazy

[swift hearth]

sleep like baby

[sterile stone]

Facts

Get two blankets

Use one as a bottom cushion

You're laughin

[drowsy steppe]

sleep on the floor

become the dog

[swift hearth]

I've slept upon the bedboard before and a friend was checking up on me and call me inhuman

[drowsy steppe]

@sterile stone 34c 50% humidity today

[swift hearth]

the old bed they had at that "apartment" basically just sunk and became hell on your back

[sterile stone]

The mosquitos feast

[swift hearth]

how far I've come from those days

[drowsy steppe]

ong

I need the rapture to come down here

if it means deliverance from the hot weather

[sterile stone]

Sleeping on the floor is hell if you do it for a long time

Back pain is no joke

I can't see how people like futons

[swift hearth]

it's actually kind of good for you back the first few times

[swift hearth]

lol yeah tatami experience

[swift hearth]

Peter Parker in every Spiderman movie

Tom Holland is just short and thin framed

hello fellow kids

[drowsy steppe]

Andrew Garfield was a convincing teen

and he was nearing 30

[swift hearth]

with great power comes great responsibility

the next version better be like an essay

[acoustic dune]

You think actor stop growing old at some point

After eating the nezapolitan

[swift hearth]

Ice Cream and Pizza diet?

[acoustic dune]

You know the story how cleopetra bath in milk

To look beatiful

Yeah that it's a whole life style

[swift hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bloated-full-gif-12729763907095768782

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/face-mask-on-beauty-makeup-sticky-peel-gif-16292830

The milky life

[swift hearth]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xXuU2bL3rxw

unfortunately i too am lactose intolerant

[acoustic dune]

The cheesy spa

[swift hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-spartacus-its-me-crowd-stand-up-gif-16262914

[acoustic dune]

Drink more milk into you stop being so

Which funny enough as a science trial backing that

[silver stag]

https://tenor.com/view/shura-hiwa-lamer-lenguetazo-lengua-chica-anime-gif-9519523437189149837

[acoustic dune]

I AM NOT GIVING YOU MY MILK

[swift hearth]

this basically her if she was a giant muscular dude

[drowsy steppe]

they got the genes

[acoustic dune]

I refuse to believe so

[drowsy steppe]

you know I was told when I was like in elementary 5-6th grade. That I looked more like a middle schooler 💀

[acoustic dune]

I believe in the milk spa

[drowsy steppe]

I was already someone looking older than they look bruh

[feral ferry]

perks not blessings

[sterile stone]

Morgan Freeman was just born old

Bro will never die

[drowsy steppe]

YEA

[acoustic dune]

He us a proffessonial

[drowsy steppe]

well skincare can help to make you look less creasy

[sterile stone]

I can't think of a single movie where bro has been in where he hasn't played god

[drowsy steppe]

and smoother skin

[swift hearth]

soy milk is good for your skin

[sterile stone]

Reducing stress helps aswell

People out here stressed out looking like their 55 at the age of 23

[acoustic dune]

The west has done irreversible damage to soy milk

An asian drink

[sterile stone]

I'm ngl I thought Asia was on some nonsense with carbonated milk

[acoustic dune]

That doesn't exist except that one time

[swift hearth]

my cousin works in dermatology, apparently hella tech and finance bros are doing like versions of estrogen to prevent the horror of turning into the skin composition of white nutsacks

this is like mirroring with the other diametric opposite of CEOs with weak chins all doing testosterone now to "become based"

[drowsy steppe]

yea worrying about so many things now

I think I lead a stress free life

[acoustic dune]

SOY MILK NEED TO COME OUT OF A CAULDRON

[drowsy steppe]

well stress free is incorrect, but least stressful life

[acoustic dune]

YOU DONT BUY THEM FROM THE MARKET

YOU GET THEM FRESH

[sterile stone]

Sheeeeit

Lemme get 5 million I'll be stress free

[acoustic dune]

IF MY SOY MILK DOES NOT COME FROM THE SIDE OF THE ROAD I DONT WANT IT

[acoustic dune]

This is why I drink every morning

[swift hearth]

it also needs to come in a bag

[sterile stone]

Road milk doesn't sound healthy

But I am a humble urban enjoyer

[swift hearth]

ah, phrasing.

[acoustic dune]

American eggs get so white wash it doesn't survive outside the fridge

I don't wanna hear it

[drowsy steppe]

look at mr white collar over here

[sterile stone]

I mean I was surprised Japan was out here eating raw eggs

[glossy sparrow]

@spare talon could i remove the 2 wounds node and take pushattack atk speed

[sterile stone]

But then I learned US eggs and Japanese eggs are vastly different

[drowsy steppe]

wheres omega male

[acoustic dune]

So are american meats

[sterile stone]

Sitting in the dark corner.

[acoustic dune]

Or american food in general

[sterile stone]

Yeeeeaaaah

[acoustic dune]

I don't even think american eat food anymore

Just filler

With taste

[sterile stone]

I saw a video like a few weeks ago of a guy claiming resteraunts glue together left over beef to save money

And I haven't looked at steak the same

[acoustic dune]

Wood pulp cheese

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowmeat-funny-laugh-gif-3834932356741800396

[acoustic dune]

That's an american thing

[drowsy steppe]

thas horrifying to know if true

[swift hearth]

apparently Jubilee is like basically 2/3s just actors

like there are returning faces that are just there to say triggering shit for shits and giggles

[sterile stone]

I mean it's cheaper to eat heavily processed foods than be food concious and eat stuff that won't put you in a grave before 40.

[drowsy steppe]

oh yea

[acoustic dune]

https://www.eater.com/2016/3/3/11153876/cheese-wood-pulp-cellulose-lawsuits

[drowsy steppe]

like the white blonde girl

[swift hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-seder-majority-report-disappointed-confused-regret-gif-9291166523377490812

[drowsy steppe]

or the gay conservative guy

[acoustic dune]

Was watching some propaganda about American food

And ngl

[drowsy steppe]

and I was like bruh returning for the sequel wtf??

[void bison]

what the FUCK is swizzling

how do i swizzle 😭

[swift hearth]

Jubilee is gen-alpha Star Wars?

[acoustic dune]

For a country know for gluttony and greed

They quite literally eating slop

[drowsy steppe]

legendary

that and when Mehdi faced off far rightist

[swift hearth]

modern Struggle Sessions

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/vjG5WJkwX00

[acoustic dune]

Is that doug doug?

[swift hearth]

the thing that it makes me sick in the stomach is it's astroturfed nonsense

"what if being bad is actually good, and being good was silly and bad?"

nurgly nonsense

[spare talon]

is this bait
why would you do that on martyrdom

[drowsy steppe]

mental gymnastics

had to if you wanna genuinely believe in that

[glossy sparrow]

Oh I thought if i put 3 wound curios

I could get the max bonus

nvm i'm bad at math

[swift hearth]

yeah wound doesn't give more health

[glossy sparrow]

I thought i needed to lose 4 bars or something?

[swift hearth]

i think the limit is 5 bars and then there's no more damage stacks

you can have a max of 7 wounds but you'd have one extra to the one you have to a sliver of health

on auric

tl;;dr you only need 2 curios plus the 2 from Faith's Fortitude and that's 6 wounds total with your base 2 wounds

[modern carbon]

I've become the very thing I swore to destroy

Can just do flak + crit if you're doing everlasting

Or flak cara/unyield depends what you want

[sterile basalt]

TH is actually not that good vs carapace
Takes 2-3 charged-for-thrust powered heavy atks to kill a single crusher in havoc

[glossy nimbus]

https://youtu.be/YXiwTXKTaRY?t=494 Hey I'm assumiing this group is playing on havoc 40. They have the option to advance but here I'm seeing the Ogyrn point everyone back to their original position. Why don't they advance?

the link goes directly to the part I'm talking about

[sterile basalt]

Pushing ahead too fast = you get spammed bosses

[glossy nimbus]

You are correct

One did just spawn

I guess they just passed a a trigger spot

that spawns a boss.

[sterile basalt]

There’s a big difference between spawning 1 boss

And spawning 6

[glossy nimbus]

and spawning like 3 or 4

or even 5, jfc.

This group looks like they know what they're doing, I think I'll try to analyze other videos like this

[sterile basalt]

Bosses aren’t threatening much on their own but they apply a lot more pressure on the guys taking care of the mixed horde

Because it’s usually mixed hordes & specials that are most dangerous

[glossy nimbus]

Does that also apply to auric maelstroms

[sterile basalt]

Auric’s horde density is not as high with much lower elite spawn rate

[glossy nimbus]

Wait I forget bosses spawn by default on these maps

[glossy nimbus]

Yeah

[sterile basalt]

In auric u can basically solo most mixed hordes with a good build + good weapons

In havoc u usually need at least 2 persons dedicated to wiping mixed hordes

All classes can do it but some builds do it much better than others

[glossy nimbus]

I also see that they priotize positioning over killing an enemy.

Like an issue I have is I get too fixated on finishing off an enemy

[sterile stone]

@drowsy steppe When you moving to NA

We need to run them games

[glossy nimbus]

Trying to do both at once. and tbh it's killed me quite a few times lmao.

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-sniper-ogryn-death-trapper-gif-7228510628857388018

[glossy nimbus]

i rlly wanna beat havoc 40

[royal cape]

Whats the most unhinged zealot personality combo?

[glossy nimbus]

I used to think it'd be impossible for me to but seeing how I can play well on havoc 29 I think I can get there.

[sterile basalt]

It sorta depends on class

And build

[glossy nimbus]

I play mainly zealot and I've been getting into psyker a lot more

with a inferno vent build

w great force sword

[sterile basalt]

Like if u play kickback/rumbler with melee ogryn ur not gonna be as good at confirming kills on specialists as vet

[sterile basalt]

Psyker is ridiculously op

[glossy nimbus]

Yeah at times it feels like Zealot but more crazy

[sterile basalt]

As long as 1 person can frontline for u psyker can wipe everything lol

[sterile basalt]

Psyker is at least several times stronger than zealot

[hearty nebula]

frontliner not needed
just play melee psyker

[glossy nimbus]

Especially with the great sword, the great sword has insane horde clear

[drowsy steppe]

gotta build that cash first dawg

[sterile stone]

understandable

[sterile stone]

Literally watched a psyker with a combat knife solo a horde of specials, elites and a captain

Bro lost almost 0 hp til the very end where he tried face tanking a captain

[silver stag]

https://tenor.com/view/shura-hiwa-lamer-lenguetazo-lengua-chica-anime-gif-9519523437189149837

[sterile stone]

And lost like 2/3rds of his hp

[drowsy steppe]

when Im finally there tho trust Imma carry your ass in havoc 😈

[sterile stone]

Never

I'm done with Havoc anyways til they add more cosmetics

Got to 40 like 3 times already

[bitter anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1382070913973092464/slap.gif

[sterile stone]

The novelty wore off after the 2nd time

[drowsy steppe]

aye fair

party finder is dead for me

[frosty herald]

It doesnt lol

[drowsy steppe]

so I cant even play havoc when I wanted to

[frosty herald]

Force greatsword has very low cleave in my experience

[sterile stone]

With how absolutely terrible my shleep schedule is

I ain't finding havocs unless I just endlessly spam refresh

[hearty nebula]

chat you can pick one person/character to be your hype man. disembodied voices count

who do you pick

[glossy nimbus]

Oh sorry I mean Blessings

I am using a cleave blessing

[drowsy steppe]

get that 8 hours man

[sterile stone]

2 chains

[glossy nimbus]

yeah without wrath its god awful

[sterile stone]

I sleep during the day/while at work

[frosty herald]

I just suplement the cleave with warp splitting

[hearty nebula]

smash bros announcer

[drowsy steppe]

Shadowheart

[drowsy steppe]

LOL

why are you zzz'ing me

WTF!!

[sterile stone]

Aye you seen they made Lae'zel an arby?

[drowsy steppe]

I think I saw the fanart yea

I still like the Kerilian voice more

[sterile stone]

That's the female fatalist isn't it?

[frosty herald]

Colonel korshunov

[drowsy steppe]

fem maul

mandated edict: mauling..

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/arguing-intensifies-dalin-and-korshunov-arguing-dalin-colonel-korshunov-stalker-gif-1069380381218982239

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/ward-varta-korshunov-colonel-korshunov-stalker-gif-452283982426628805

[drowsy steppe]

@sterile stone

THAT AINT NO CRIP WALK

[sterile stone]

This is some shit I'd say mid conversation

I've never personally felt so close to a comment

[drowsy steppe]

Im dying

[sterile stone]

@frosty herald Aye you seen the new armor king in play?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UU8pr1i9rc

[frosty herald]

I dont follow tekken 8

[sterile stone]

Bro's a scrub

I forgot

[sterile stone]

What I always say?

Gotta keep mfs on their toes

Can't let them know what kinda bull I pull up to the function with

@drowsy steppe Alright so peep this

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QjBWcu8CyBg

[hexed igloo]

I be putting everyone's keys in the microwave and leaving after I set it for 5 hours

[carmine lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1154745208731349094/1330826652736815114/Screenshot_2025-01-09_174641.png?ex=68e824a7&is=68e6d327&hm=6e2b8f90231846e856f13f05b1f6731a955a379a1bd0b81526aece8c31044d4b&

I fucking love S.T.A.L.K.E.R lmao

[twin wagon]

STALKER 2 BAD

[drowsy steppe]

oof

[void bison]

I think stalker 2 is not great because it still is laggy and the lighting looks like shit

but I hope to return to it someday if the lighting is ever smoothed over a bit

not having any baked in lighting as an option was a choice

[sterile stone]

Ngl a bacon and potato pie does sound damn good

But I wouldn't trust no mcdonals

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/ward-varta-korshunov-colonel-korshunov-stalker-gif-452283982426628805

[drowsy steppe]

oh I agree

but lacking the potato in the potato pie would be a scam

[sterile stone]

Dead ass

Was wondering what that yellow stuff was

[carmine lance]

It ran and looked perfectly fine to me when I played it

[solar gorge]

i'm usually the king of "runs fine on my device" but stalker 2 ran as well as a 1 legged horse on ice for me, i played 30 minutes i think

[carmine lance]

Did you meet the system requirements

[solar gorge]

yes

[carmine lance]

I had intentionally bought a brand new gaming laptop for it (I needed an upgrade anyways)

[solar gorge]

i have a very decent pc

[carmine lance]

Granted I ran it on medium but like

It ran fine for me

[carmine lance]

Iunno maybe grab an optimization mod off nexus

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-dancing-dance-moves-peanut-butter-jelly-time-gif-17303374

I LIKE MAN

(i dont)

[swift hearth]

tried the 5070ti laptop and was like nah it cooks omelettes

[acoustic dune]

i like hot laptop

[carmine lance]

I have a very good cooling pad

[acoustic dune]

work as a radiator

[carmine lance]

Tbh yeah

[swift hearth]

sounds good if in hellish cold like finland

or canadia

[acoustic dune]

its good for every winter in europe

[median steeple]

It's -1 rn and on Saturday it snows

[frosty herald]

LMAO

Korshunov is legit the only reasonable person in stalker 2

[solar gorge]

aren't you in southern france

you could probably get out in shorts at this time of year over there

[sterile stone]

|| I still hate Scar for gas lighting me into believing his psychotic ass was telling the truth||

[frosty herald]

scar is deranged

he went through 3 emissions why in the hell would anyone beleive whatever hes saying

[acoustic dune]

i am still cold

since you know

I CAME FROM A TROPICAL PLACE

[sterile stone]

I SAW THE HOLLOGRAM

I THOUGHT BRO WASN'T LYING

[frosty herald]

no joke we should have the option to side with noontide

[sterile stone]

The game already has enough bad endings

[frosty herald]

btw

stalker 2 currently has an ARG

and the upcoming dlc might take us through lymansk

https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/comments/1o0r971/lymansk_dlc_is_coming_all_clues_point_to_it_as/

[sterile stone]

I mean that's been assumed for a while

Towards the red forest

There's a tower near the bridge

[frosty herald]

ngl i have like 0 knowledge on the stalker community

[sterile stone]

I mean this is moreso a easter egg

There's a radio at the top of the tower

And when you turn the radio on you can hear wailing and crying on the other end

Oddly enough it's on the bridge going to Mansk

[frosty herald]

is it the orbita station radar?

[sterile stone]

No

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za0XBEu01ro

[nimble fiber]

I don't believe u

[sterile stone]

[frosty herald]

hmmm

i do hope we get more mutants and anomalies then

[sterile stone]

I feel like it's probably just zombies

Mutated animals don't make those noises

[heady rapids]

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSUMjEkC1/

[twilit latch]

are chained hits just "less than X ms between hits" or there are some sort of rhythm?

[frosty herald]

continiously hitting without missing or an amount of downtime

[cinder roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dvj3JIIxhI

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-goonected-gif-13044182513813935339

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-professor-hubert-farnsworth-eyes-gif-3592844138789763180

[elfin cedar]

Nioh mentioned

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald man

i have like 50 loadouts rn

i need to clean that shit but im too lazy

[frosty herald]

bruh

i have 2 loadouts

my main and a farming one

[heady rapids]

i have up to 5 for every weapon in the game

[drowsy steppe]

https://fxtwitter.com/shitpost_2077/status/1975916592249885002?t=G02G4_vQMITLO1EoIfCv2Q&s=19

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[exotic plaza]

how did bro survive

do you play a single weapon

[frosty herald]

why do i need to change my loadout when it covers all weapons?

[exotic plaza]

bro using max might on hammer

[frosty herald]

nah

i run wex 5 counterstrike

[exotic plaza]

plus stuff like qs for ls etc

[frosty herald]

i have quick sheath 3 due to uth duna legs

my build works for me so i havent had much reason to change it

[exotic plaza]

you do you

build differently

(wrong)

[frosty herald]

might have to go nu udra chest tho

it has some amazing slots and skills

[carmine falcon]

best ult in da gaaammmmeeeeeee

[acoustic dune]

when are they gonna overhaul it again?

[carmine falcon]

why would they

its perfect

they need to overhaul the dodge function

[acoustic dune]

why do you only have 1 armor segment

[carmine falcon]

modifier

[placid fiber]

"I cast self meteor" or smthing like that

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-24644397

[drowsy steppe]

@sterile stone https://youtu.be/U41bONK2V-U bassdrop guaranteed to tickle your ears off

[ivory marlin]

Hi stan

[glossy nimbus]

Is there any reason for anyone besides marty zealots not to take medicae

I just see mfs run past a full one and not touch it at all

[grizzled aspen]

I've never had a more annoying game than this.

[grizzled aspen]

I have until death ready and teammates need it more.

[ivory marlin]

Randoms are kinda goofy silly sometimes

[drowsy steppe]

holy rev still hasnt proc'ed yet I believe

[grizzled aspen]

Me at half hp is more than the psyker at half hp.

So I don't take it.

[glossy nimbus]

Even on a full one?

[hushed knoll]

[grizzled aspen]

Depends on how much hp I'm missing.

If it's like 10hp I'm not worried about it.

[drowsy steppe]

so saving that medicae for another time should the team went back (rarely) or for someone else

[grizzled aspen]

If I'm missing like 40 or more hp I'll consider taking it if it's full.

[drowsy steppe]

I do this sometimes

[grizzled aspen]

Unless it's an event medicae.

Like uh, that one hourglass mission.

[carmine lance]

I once had someone get mad and leave over a martyrdom zealot not healing

[grizzled aspen]

Excise Vault, I believe.

There's a full medicae right before first event.

[carmine lance]

They had no corruption

Meaning they hadn’t gone down

[glossy nimbus]

Sometimes ppl who need ammo don't take ammo

Some ppl who need nades don't take nades

[ivory marlin]

I forget to take ammo

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah it's just a thing of people being non observant of their resources.

[glossy nimbus]

[glossy nimbus]

I'm marking it though

[ivory marlin]

I get so absorbed into melee i forget i have a gun

[grizzled aspen]

Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to ignorance, unless proven otherwise.

[carmine lance]

I don’t usually take ammo because I might as well be a damn bullet with knife zealot

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah they just aren't paying any attention then.

[ivory marlin]

Also most of the time i get a gunker who takes the big bags after shooting once

[glossy nimbus]

Lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

Hey look, dat me.

[carmine lance]

I once took medicae from a newer player because they kept having multiple opportunities to use it, but kept ignoring it

[glossy nimbus]

Sometimes I take it by accident but see they're just not touching ammo.

[carmine lance]

So I was like “fuck it I guess they’re not using it”

[grizzled aspen]

cough db gunker cough

[ivory marlin]

I fear the day i get a voiceline for taking too much ammo

[carmine lance]

Lmfao

[glossy nimbus]

They're not even taking the small ammo

[glossy nimbus]

Used to get that a lot with autoloot

[grizzled aspen]

I kept getting voicelined at by the five knuckles guy from that board because he wouldn't take ammo.

Then when he'd run out he'd eat 3 big bags and take way too much.

[visual stream]

If I anticipate a horde soon and have UD up then I leave it in case of backtracking

[carmine lance]

I should get that mod

The scoreboard

[grizzled aspen]

You really shouldn't.

[carmine lance]

Oh

[grizzled aspen]

It just makes you disappointed when the match is over.

[carmine lance]

Why

[visual stream]

Or being acutely aware of how much they need

[ivory marlin]

Only time i ever got the voiceline was when my gg on my ogryn had 60% ammo

[grizzled aspen]

All 3 of those people took over 1k damage.

Look how many times they died.

Valteria was a martyr zeal with max wounds too.

[ivory marlin]

The second i get downed i alt f4 so my kd will always be positive

[glossy nimbus]

How do you have this loaded btw

[grizzled aspen]

They also kept burstering each other and me.

[glossy nimbus]

It comes up as fucked up for me

[grizzled aspen]

Wdym?

[glossy nimbus]

Too big

[ivory marlin]

I burstsr myself cuz i tag my dog to go kill it and forget it exists

[glossy nimbus]

Bruh

[grizzled aspen]

Turn off everything from standard scoreboard.

[glossy nimbus]

Ah

Gotcha

[grizzled aspen]

Ovenproof is more accurate and has its own set of plugins.

It just needs base scoreboard to function.

Make sure you've got that one patch that's floating around for your DOT's and companion damage to be accurate.

[visual stream]

When the dog ends up behind the burster and keeps shoving it towards the team

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-dog-meme-br-funny-drowning-gif-25023136

[ivory marlin]

Always 100% accidental

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/hood-irony-i-just-lost-my-dawg-gif-11384493441773769944

[ivory marlin]

I miss my cat

He was doing that thing this morning thats adorable

(Existing)

[carmine lance]

I’ve had clutches ended by my dog shoving burster at me

Safe to say I don’t play arbites anymore (zealot is better anyways)

[ivory marlin]

I like arb

Cuz he has a shield

And a shotgun

[grizzled aspen]

Zealout is definitely more fun now that we can actually pick grenades without the horrendous 4 point tax.

[ivory marlin]

And a dog

[carmine lance]

The dog is nice but it also fucked me over sometimes

[drowsy steppe]

Im sorry man

[carmine lance]

I do think I at least got a funny bit with my arbites

Named mine The ATF and my dog Target Practice

[ivory marlin]

Its ok i only have like 25 rooms to clean at work

[carmine lance]

Gets some funny reactions from people

[ivory marlin]

Gonna get home and bed rot with the sweetest baby boy

[ivory marlin]

I named my arb John doe and my dog Dogmeat

[oak ice]

Concrete right?

[drowsy steppe]

you got this

[ivory marlin]

Someone mentioned me once in arb chat and i was only half paying attention so idr if it was bad or not

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

[carmine lance]

Lmao

[ivory marlin]

Once did 96 rooms in under 10 hours

Should be fast today if they decide to leave on time

[carmine lance]

In a way, I think having people leave while I’m clutching and still winning feels like a fatal blow to my ego 😔

My bad for focusing on surviving and taking things calm and steady, and not advancing so I can deal with this beast of nurgle and mixed horde on my ass

Looping is king

[drowsy steppe]

how long does 1 room usually take, depends entirely on the condition?

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Colorization/comments/7xiixa/wwi_french_soldiers/

[carmine lance]

Oh yeah, I got the french style blue great coat for my krieger cosplay lol

[ivory marlin]

If its like not bad i can clean an entire room in like 2-3 minutes

[carmine lance]

Feels wack I’m going to comicon by myself for once on saturday

Or rather, with friends but without my dad

[drowsy steppe]

was talking about this in gen haha

[carmine lance]

Lmao

[drowsy steppe]

thats not too bad, I imagine most rooms dont got assholes that just entirely trash the place

[carmine lance]

Ngl I’m genuinely ready for when I wear the costume on campus tho for halloween lmao. I am fully expecting people to think I’m going as like a nazi or something lmao

[ivory marlin]

It depends on the floor and the season

[carmine lance]

Subject them to the autistic history rant “erm actually the french wore blue, how about you read a fucking history text book”

[ivory marlin]

During the ski season we get alot of assholes

[carmine lance]

Damn

Tourism moment…

[drowsy steppe]

winter brings out the worst istg

[carmine lance]

Autumn is my favorite season

[ivory marlin]

Autumn is nice but its also wedding season

[drowsy steppe]

honestly, its prolly the stahlhelm like helmet the kriegers wear that gives off nazi

[ivory marlin]

Which means large parties getting drunk

[carmine lance]

Oh it absolutely is, that and the gas mask

So I just gotta say “hey dipshit, pay attention to literally any other part and you’ll see it’s more every major player in wwi”

[drowsy steppe]

yeaa

if you know anything about ww1 armies, the coat wouldve been a dead giveaway its not nazi

[carmine lance]

Hoping the chainsword also helps lmao

Can’t remember the nazis using those

[ivory marlin]

I bought a replica kriege backpack to store mt mtg in and i took the metal bits off because i didn’t want people to see the skull with wings next to a german word and get the wrong idea

[mystic ether]

just make it clear you don't fuck with nazis. Make it clear what your costume actually is. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[carmine lance]

Yeah that’s fair

[mystic ether]

And continue living a life that doesn't allow you to tolerate them and most things I'd say are fair game.

[carmine lance]

Yeah I don’t fuck with nazis. Hot take, I know lmao

I’m just ready to explain to people that

[mystic ether]

Just don't do some Neo-Confederacy costume and be confused yk? Lmao

[drowsy steppe]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/174umq3/color_photographs_of_ww1/ the brits got the coolest look imo

[solar gorge]

france clears

sorry...

[carmine lance]

Yeah lmao. I won’t deny I’m pretty dense, but I’m at least not that dense lol

[drowsy steppe]

image I want got eaten by the embed

[tulip gulch]

Reminder that Blaskowicz from wolfenstein is gigabased

[carmine lance]

TRUE

[mystic ether]

Go the extra mile and start reading about folks that took/take em on. Even cooler.

[ivory marlin]

I should replay wolfenstine

[mystic ether]

Resistance fighter lore gaming.

[carmine lance]

I should play the wolfenstein reboots

[tulip gulch]

If i made a tierlist on based boomer shooter protags blasko would be top 1

[carmine lance]

I will say I’m sad I won’t have the box filter for the costume even by halloween because of import sanctions, order got refunded

[ivory marlin]

Ive been playing one of them on and off on the hardest difficulty cuz my friend told me too but i forget which one

Last thing i remember was climbing a castle

[drowsy steppe]

https://petapixel.com/2016/05/25/lost-tommies-colorizing-photos-british-soldiers-wwi/ fuck I love this collection so much

[tulip gulch]

Prob new order

The first one

[ivory marlin]

Probably

It was fun

Never really play games on their hardest difficulty + its older so its harder

I sucked

I also played the one with the guy from Arizona

Big fan of when hitler pissed himself

[carmine lance]

Lmao

[oak ice]

New order on higest diff is probably one of my favorite experiences

[tulip gulch]

Lmao that clip

[oak ice]

It's really fun

Especially when you get used to the combat

[ivory marlin]

I was trying to stealth for most of it

[sullen forge]

Germans had some real good one's also which I know a lot of Krieg uniforms borrow from the big 3 during WW1

[ivory marlin]

Silenced pistol

[sullen forge]

Britian, France and Germany

[solar gorge]

france clears

[oak ice]

But I will say it's kinda weird because of the fact that by far unlocking perks makes the game much easier

[ivory marlin]

My friends kept telling me too run and gun but i feel like the second i stood up id get one tapped

[solar gorge]

early french uniform solos

sorry bozos

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/simo-hayha-record-of-ragnarok-gif-11776321692835978050

[ivory marlin]

Chat lambda might like the french

[solar gorge]

yes

[sullen forge]

He says when his soldiers stuck out like sore thumbs

SIGHHHHHH

[solar gorge]

eat the tactislop

i'm dying dripped out

[ivory marlin]

Part of me wants to go die in a pointless war cuz tac gear looks cool

Thankfully god said no

[drowsy steppe]

the red stripes on their uniform is such a drippy accent color

[ivory marlin]

I really love how german gear just naturally looks like the bag guy

[sullen forge]

France eventually adopted a less bright color scheme mainly in response to Germany having their soldiers in Grey which assisted in blending in with the trenches

still rocked the iconic blue though

[carmine lance]

While we’re talking about wwi, I’ve tried drawing a character in the american expeditionary forces uniform before

[solar gorge]

yeah cuz they're real like that

[drowsy steppe]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/battlefield_one/comments/60jx46/one_of_my_favorite_photos_from_wwi_colorized/

[carmine lance]

Fucked up the puttees and combat boots but other than that I’m very proud of it

[drowsy steppe]

interesting how they still havent received the Stahlhelms in this picture

[ivory marlin]

If i could have 1 piece of gear from ww2 id want the winchester model 1897

[drowsy steppe]

les see it

[ivory marlin]

God i love that gun

[sullen forge]

Probably 1914-1915

1916 is when the Stahlhelms were being mass produced

[solar gorge]

i wouldn't have left the army if they had puttees, those are so cool

where did the drip go ooooo

[ivory marlin]

A few of my friends are military

Air force but it counts

[sullen forge]

You FOOL you can use that in WW1.... strictly if you're a Yankee

[carmine lance]

I’m still learning but I think it’s good for what I’m capable of lol. Served as some good perspective practice

[ivory marlin]

But my trench gun

[sullen forge]

remember you make Germans cope by clearing out a trench with one press of a trigger

[drowsy steppe]

lol nice

[carmine lance]

Thank you!

[drowsy steppe]

antman american soldier

[ivory marlin]

Its so funny to me that they went “woah hey that gun isnt humane”

[ivory marlin]

Buddy your whole thing aint humane

[carmine lance]

I like bugs

[drowsy steppe]

I have a concept for a fantasy british empire soldiers that I need to revisit and develop more

its like my worldbuilding project that I waanna do

[sullen forge]

Its mainly cause they weren't expecting a "Gore Stick" and by then all sides who were active combatants in the war adjusted to Flamethrowers and Gas

[carmine lance]

I love world building projects that people come up with

[drowsy steppe]

I came up with these 2.

theyre supposed to be elves with wings

[carmine lance]

You drew those?

[drowsy steppe]

faeries

yeaa

serving in fantasy british empire

[carmine lance]

That’s awesome :D

You did good with it!

[ivory marlin]

Its a silly concept tho

[sullen forge]

Is that a Howell Automatic Rifle

[drowsy steppe]

YEA

[ivory marlin]

The big bad germans calling a boom stick evil

[drowsy steppe]

I said fuck it

if its fantasy ww1 tech, I might as well include all the wacky experimental stuff

[sullen forge]

They WERE made in WW1

not many

but they did exist

[carmine lance]

I like the camo helmets

[sullen forge]

more common in WW2

[ivory marlin]

Would literally like explode in joy if i could ever shoot one

[solar gorge]

a german ?

[ivory marlin]

Too bad they are all like 5 borjillion dollars

[ivory marlin]

Trench gun

[drowsy steppe]

yea I imagine them as being company marksmen so they cover the helmet with webbings and leaves to blend in

[frosty herald]

poor klaus

[solar gorge]

they just shotgun

aren't you american

[ivory marlin]

Shotgun with history

[solar gorge]

you can do that every other friday no

[ivory marlin]

Ive been shooting before

Its fun recreationally

[carmine lance]

That would make sense, it’s still cool haha

I need to draw more

[sullen forge]

Reminder its one of the few shotguns of that era that was a slamfire

[drowsy steppe]

BF1 really got me into knowing these experimental guns

[sullen forge]

meaning

the more you can pump it

[carmine lance]

I haven’t drawn in months

[sullen forge]

the faster it fired

[solar gorge]

I've only ever shot with a g36 so

[ivory marlin]

Thats why it was so good at clearing trenches no?

[sullen forge]

Pretty much

[ivory marlin]

Became a point and click adventure

[sullen forge]

that and American's were the first to actually deploy their soldiers with shotguns

[carmine lance]

Lmao

[drowsy steppe]

keep at it man. Them skills dont develop by itself

[ivory marlin]

Hold it forward and rack and woah trench empty

[carmine lance]

Exactly!

Just busy

[sullen forge]

When the trench you just entered is filled with a comically long line of "Enemy in front of you in small enclosed area"

[frosty herald]

couldnt they have set up scouts on ridges and then transmit trench coordinates and fill them with sarin gas?

[sullen forge]

Shotguns kinda become a no brainer

[drowsy steppe]

i get that

[ivory marlin]

Trench warfare was so silly

[solar gorge]

it's even sillier now

[frosty herald]

did you know that ww1 was actualy inspired by death stranding?

[carmine lance]

But yeah next opportunity I have I plan to draw

[ivory marlin]

I wish i still had my xbox 360 and medal of honor whichever one i played

[drowsy steppe]

its happening again in the fields of Ukraine

[ivory marlin]

It was so fun

[sullen forge]

its true

[drowsy steppe]

the last time it happened was like back in Iraq

[carmine lance]

Wait really?

[sullen forge]

also im going to be a history nerd and correct you, Sarin is WW2

[solar gorge]

yeah

[frosty herald]

cringe drone warfare

[solar gorge]

ukraine is all trenches and drones

[carmine lance]

Interesting

[frosty herald]

you get the point

[drowsy steppe]

yea theres images of lines of trenches from footage

[frosty herald]

(dont make me a military commander)

(i will go to the hague in a week)

[sullen forge]

urgghhhhh just say Chemical Gas...

[drowsy steppe]

rooting for you

[solar gorge]

i forgot the numbers but they thrash a ridiculous number of drones per day over there

[frosty herald]

couldnt russia repurpose the iron curtain as an anti drone wall

[solar gorge]

most confirmed kills are from kamikaze drones

[carmine lance]

Thank you! And ngl, if you draw anymore just in general, I’d love to see what you make :)

[drowsy steppe]

I finished a drawing but its NSFW 💀

[ivory marlin]

Warfare is such a interesting topic for me, beauty in destruction but its pointless

[sullen forge]

Anyways the real big 3 gases that were used, were Chlorine, Phosgene and Mustard Gas

[solar gorge]

I don't see the beauty tbh

[ivory marlin]

Like its cool to hear the history but also its awful

[ivory marlin]

Im a big fan of the life in death concept

[ivory marlin]

Death and rebirth

[frosty herald]

i find war interresting because of technological advancements

[drowsy steppe]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/dragonutopia/comments/178essu/portrait_of_italian_arditi_ww1/ arditi

[ivory marlin]

I dont condone war tho

Killing people is dumb and bad

[drowsy steppe]

fact: many in the Arditi after WW1 went on to become part of the Italian fascist Black Shirts

led by you guessed it

[solar gorge]

nowadays you'll just get blown up by a 100 roubles drone holding a frag and the terrified face you made realising you're about to blow up will be uploaded in a compilation online

[sullen forge]

"There wasn't any armor in WW1" you guys aren't ready for that conversation

[ivory marlin]

So glad this server is wokehammer and not the other side of warhammer

[drowsy steppe]

funny how war works aint it. Plate armor became useless when guns can penetrate armor better

[ivory marlin]

So true

Havent seen either

[drowsy steppe]

so armies ditched any type of armor. Then shrapnel to the head became a leading cause of death in WW1, so armies brought back helmets

[sullen forge]

trench raids understandable

but getting shot its going to hit you anyways

[drowsy steppe]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Colorization/comments/e9vpiv/ww1_trench_raider_1917/ that boy's french counterpart be like:

[ivory marlin]

Yall remember that one doomsday clock

The like

“How long till midnight”

[ivory marlin]

Is it still around?

[frosty herald]

yes

[ivory marlin]

Would

[frosty herald]

mostly used to voice their dissatisaction

[ivory marlin]

Ah

[drowsy steppe]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/battlefield_one/comments/5cdzwl/colourised_photograph_of_the_standschutze/

[sullen forge]

I'd argue this is the better comparison seeing German's were usually give this and an MP18 and just said "That trench over there, good luck"

[drowsy steppe]

sturmtruppen my beloved

[frosty herald]

funny how we went from muskets to modern weaponry in less than 100 years

[ivory marlin]

Alot of guns i want dont seem really practical for recreational use

[drowsy steppe]

we've had bolt action since the 1880s iirc

[sullen forge]

Mid 19th century is to blame for that

we discovered how to put the gunpowder in the bullet

[solar gorge]

ergonomics on old firearms are horrible

[frosty herald]

yeah but its cooler than killing eachother with rocks

[ivory marlin]

No i mean like what would i need a vector for

[drowsy steppe]

mosin nagant was patented in 1891 and to this day, theres pictures even from modern Russian soldiers using it

[solar gorge]

shooting people i guess

[sullen forge]

Bolt actions were being heavily made around the 1880's

[ivory marlin]

Pulling up to the range with my recoilless smg

[carmine lance]

For SHAME (that’s completely fair lol, draw whatever you want to )

[ivory marlin]

Waste a mag in half a second

Leave

[solar gorge]

you can brag you never miss the target

[ivory marlin]

True

But i can already kinda do that

Im a decent shot

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/pAuSVkyKrk8 on the topic of shotguns

[sullen forge]

Anyways favorite gun of all time, that's managed to stay over a Century in service

Madsen MG my beloved

[frosty herald]

the actual legend simo hayha wasting hundreds of dudes with an iron sights mosin

[ivory marlin]

Anyways heres my list of guns i think it would be cool to own

[drowsy steppe]

M2 Browning 🗣️

[acoustic dune]

M2 brownie

[solar gorge]

and I want a RSC M1917

one can dream

[frosty herald]

if i could have a firearm hmmm

it would be a break action navy colt

[sullen forge]

those things are so fucking rare

[acoustic dune]

That's not a brownie

[sullen forge]

im so sorry

[ivory marlin]

I feel my choice of s&m is impractical yet it would very well be a big iron on my hip and cool factor wins in my eyes

[frosty herald]

or a cavalier

[solar gorge]

yea, sadly the best things usually are

such is life on this bitch of an earth 🚬

[ivory marlin]

Guns are cool

As impractical as they are nowadays i think a flintlock would fit my vibe well

[carmine lance]

That’s actually a really nice looking revolver

[solar gorge]

I like guns up to the mid to late 2000's

then they all start looking the same and don't really interest me all that much

[carmine lance]

Ooh a package came in today

In a perfect world, it’s the combat boots I ordered for the krieger outfit, but it’s probably just the lithium battery charger I had to buy

[ivory marlin]

If i was alive during the wild west times id wanna die in a duel

Id either die in my first one or like tops 3

[ivory marlin]

Its both

[carmine lance]

Also shit i think I meant to post the backpack I have for the costume but forgot to lol

[ivory marlin]

That’s way cool

[carmine lance]

Thank you!

I’m not very good at folding the blanket but it’s good enough lmao

[ivory marlin]

Idlove to cosplay but its expensive

And also im not very good at crafts

[carmine lance]

Yeah i’ve been buying stuff for this over the course of a year

[ivory marlin]

Zamn

My friend made me this really cool cape last Christmas that i really wanna make a whole outfit with but idk what

[ivory marlin]

That image is ai

Why his fingers like that

[solar gorge]

he was born like this stop shaming

[drowsy steppe]

oooh you right

[ivory marlin]

Mb mb

Im sorry for insulting your twink with interlocked fingers

Blud was born to hold a phone

[solar gorge]

he was born with the phone

he can't let go of it

[ivory marlin]

Damn

Must be a rough life

Cant even use it since his thumbs are also together

[drowsy steppe]

imagine me and a twink

[carmine lance]

Ngl I’m getting increasingly more upset with ai, apparently my college paid for everyone to be able to make accounts with chatgpt

And my dad is like “hey you GOTTA make an account for this you GOTTA learn how to use it”

I think I will
Not be doing that

[ivory marlin]

Ai is raising the power bills of people in new york and New Jersey apparently cuz of the cost for it

[deft badge]

I sure do love deregulated unclean energy being built to fuel AI sources and it's directly causing my bills to go up

[deft badge]

Yup

[ivory marlin]

Insane

[carmine lance]

Also they genuinely just fucking make numbers up for money and expected profits

[ivory marlin]

Too busy imagining myself with one sorry

[carmine lance]

And people invest in it because of it

[grizzled aspen]

This reminds me of a movie but I can't remember the name. I think it was Epic?

[drowsy steppe]

no clue what that is

[deft badge]

I am tbh vehemently against ai at this point to where if someone sends me an ai genned meme I think less of them

[drowsy steppe]

but I said it first wtf!!

[carmine lance]

Oh yeah, we have a deal that is yet to be fulfilled that will have us recieving $500 billion!!!
Brother do you understand how much fucking money that is

[drowsy steppe]

youre not stealing away the gay men away from me

[ivory marlin]

Too late the twink is mine

[carmine lance]

That is like saying elon musk’s richer older brother is going to pay me 1 trillion dollars tomorrow

[drowsy steppe]

Im gonn have to fight you now 😔

[carmine lance]

That’s not going to fucking happen, nobody has that kind of money

[ivory marlin]

I need to stop pineing after evil twinks that will ruin my life

Would make life a whole lot easier

[carmine lance]

Yet you have stock and financial specialists going feral over it “things are going up and up!!”

[drowsy steppe]

they can absolutely ruin me and I'll be thankful

[carmine lance]

Of all people they should know bullshit when they see it 💔

[drowsy steppe]

the rich get richer type beat...

[ivory marlin]

Crazy that all people in power are dumb idiots

[carmine lance]

YEAH

[ivory marlin]

Who gave power to the dumb idiots

Why

Maybe don’t give power to dumb idiots?

[carmine lance]

And the thing is, if you have a 401k or anything like that where your money is invested in things for you

You probably have money in it too

These ai companies

Like it or not

It all feels very dystopian

[deft badge]

Because modernized counties have good Healthcare which leads to the older generations which have amassed wealth and reactionary views existing to have both the wealth and time to fund political expenditures while the youth are left to inherit nothing.

[carmine lance]

Yup

[long oasis]

have you seen the graph

[carmine lance]

I have not

[long oasis]

guess when this last happened lol

[ivory marlin]

I used an ai program once in like middle school and went “huh neat i could see how this could be a useful tool” i never once imagined it would turn into what it is now

[long oasis]

ends with an 8

[deft badge]

Oh yeah pal

[carmine lance]

I do like this chart

[deft badge]

The economy is gone lol

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-chudjak-nothing-ever-happens-gif-11885065643249471876

[deft badge]

And guess what

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-seal-in-fire-seal-going-to-hell-hell-good-night-gif-12319617898119755025

[carmine lance]

Tragic

[deft badge]

The banks will get bailed out again while you suffer

[ivory marlin]

Whats that one quote

The rich get richer and the poor stay where they are

[deft badge]

Its a real big club and you ain't in it?

Yeah, that works too

[carmine lance]

Nobody even mentioning this is fucking limp bizkit lmao

[solar gorge]

the rich get richer and your baseball bat should get 1 new nail in it every month

[deft badge]

Ronald Reagan is the architect of America's demise.

[long oasis]

put 2 nails in the bat every monthg

[carmine lance]

As you should

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/927054804952428574/1425531816315457749/-7978572326059259595.mov?ex=68e89636&is=68e744b6&hm=60b671d2bbc144303a24942381285ab06f857dbc51f3a3ab1ba13e24f0b8a315&

[ivory marlin]

I hope once all hell breaks loose and the world becomes rubble for a bit

[solar gorge]

that's 24 nails a year man I don't have that many

[ivory marlin]

The life that rebuilds learns from the mistakes

[acoustic dune]

@heady rapids got time to game?

[ivory marlin]

Third times the charm and all that

[carmine lance]

I genuinely hope so too

[long oasis]

can you get wizard game its on sale

[carmine lance]

Or at the very least learn to not be so fucking petty

[long oasis]

ik you would like the wand mechanic

[heady rapids]

no

[acoustic dune]

noita?

[long oasis]

yea

[carmine lance]

Noita scares me

[acoustic dune]

damn......

[carmine lance]

Its fun but like

[acoustic dune]

noita clue what you speak off

[ivory marlin]

Its hard

[acoustic dune]

(:

[carmine lance]

Holy shit why is it so fucking complex

[carmine lance]

[long oasis]

its supposed to be alchemy

youre an alchemist or sometihng

[carmine lance]

True

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDOJxTPVlRg

everytime i think of noita

[long oasis]

therefore your art demands strength beyond strength, wisdom beyond wisdom

[carmine lance]

I don’t get how the fuck people get that true ending

[acoustic dune]

i think of this

[carmine lance]

All fucking

32 things

In one run

Better not fuck up

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/i-deny-this-reality-fourth-doctor-doctor-who-tom-baker-the-deadly-assassin-gif-25495688

noita

[ivory marlin]

Farthest ive ever gotten was the third area

[ivory marlin]

I suck mega fart

[carmine lance]

Lmao

[long oasis]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/881100/Noita/

Steam

Noita

Noita is a magical action roguelite set in a world where every pixel is physically simulated. Fight, explore, melt, burn, freeze and evaporate your way through the procedurally generated world using spells you've created yourself. Explore a variety of environments ranging from coal mines to freezing wastelands while delving deeper in search for u…

Price

$7.99

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[void bison]

i beat the big spider and became gold but that is just the tutorial

[long oasis]

@acoustic dune its this or the shrimp fry rice bundle

[ivory marlin]

There is a tutorial?

[long oasis]

the game is the tutorial

[carmine lance]

I think I should work on not feeling pressured on how long I take when I’m having to clutch

[void bison]

the game uses software lighting so there is tons of ghosting when you move your weapon around espec in dark environments

[carmine lance]

I see

[void bison]

it looks great if you are standing still

[carmine lance]

I just love the atmosphere of the games

[ivory marlin]

I miss when 20$ for a game was expensive

[carmine lance]

https://youtu.be/KpWyhcQJM0Y?si=iHOOJ9YKr1iRjMmw also have a funny clip

[visual stream]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/lgvdHzoW5o2x0M9Ut

Last night

[carmine lance]

Lmao

[visual stream]

Ten minutes and almost had it

Bastard snipers

[carmine lance]

Last time I had to clutch I felt pressured because someone left rather than stick around

So the run was fucked anyways

[ivory marlin]

I have 0 clips from darktide

[carmine lance]

But I think I clutched for at least 5 minutes

[ivory marlin]

Im not good enough at the game to get clips 😔

Here is this tho

[carmine lance]

The times I have had to clutch tho, I’ve been told I’m cracked at dodge dancing so that honestly makes me feel good about myself

[ivory marlin]

I spam dodge and end up jumping

[carmine lance]

Yeah same

I don’t spam but the jump happens

I’ve tried rebinding dodge but literally nothing else feels right

[ivory marlin]

I feel like im decent at darktide but then i watch literally any of yall play and then i feel like im just slightly more competent than a random

I can solo an auric

That’s about my peak

[carmine lance]

Idk if I could solo an auric

But I would try it

Maybe I will

[ivory marlin]

I suffer from the blight of the most doodoo randoms

[carmine lance]

Actually I should that would be fantastic clutch practice

[ivory marlin]

Cuz none of my friends like darktide

[void bison]

i sometimes like darktide

[ivory marlin]

Hi yog

[void bison]

it is installed rn for who knows how long

[deft badge]

Ive drug 3 other people through a havoc 23 before

[ivory marlin]

You don’t count towards this cuz you are a best friend

[deft badge]

I think that's my peak in DT

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/frag-nomnoms-it-shit-itself-shit-frog-gif-7365433

[ivory marlin]

I felt pretty confident in a havoc 35 but i was a shield taunt ogryn so its not like i was easy to kill

[frosty herald]

When no one got me i know my water boiler and noodle packets got me

[long oasis]

water boiler ramen yum

[ivory marlin]

I havent had ramen in awhile

[carmine lance]

Yog I meant to ask, but is your pfp nemesis

[ivory marlin]

Its the guy from the box

[heady rapids]

to the boiling pot you go

[carmine lance]

Or is it from hellraiser

[ivory marlin]

The alt skin for pin head in dbd

[frosty herald]

I fucked up making wings so had to craft something quick

[carmine lance]

I need to watch hellraiser but it does kinda look equally like nemesis lol

[ivory marlin]

Terraria?

[ivory marlin]

Nemesis is also in dbd

Fortnite of horror games ngl

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/chatterer-hellraiser-scary-gif-14375356

[ivory marlin]

What yall think about my top 10

[frosty herald]

No chicken wings