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Main Theme from the Wii Shopping Channel (Nintendo) composed by Kazumi Totaka
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https://youtu.be/yyjUmv1gJEg how I be scrolling hallowette's slop shop knowing I wont buy anything
Main Theme from the Wii Shopping Channel (Nintendo) composed by Kazumi Totaka
No shop music is a crime
No wonder why it is flopping and full of slop
They could not have thought to make a banger theme 
we all do
So it's barskin'ish as an aura
Me
Chat
Let say hypothetically a nurgling came out the toilet
And hypothetically call you his father
What do I hypothetically do
I need to do a build that stresses me into surviving until squad pick up.
Looking at shroudfield.
But that also means i need to learn how to max its up time, horde evasion, and elite dueling
Casuals build to git gud if you would
you just made the mighty poo
he is now in your sewer
waiting his day for his hypothical revenge
Blessings are perfect but afaik unyielding is an odd choice, usually people run carapace or elites iirc
gang shi
Is there an up to date zealot guide for this update?
Eventually there will be
Hey, most important build question for Zealots: Which is the voice that gets the line "Blood for the emperor, skulls for the golden throne"?
Yeah it is a horde clearer right? Soooooo uhhh, Flak and Elite or Flak and Carapace?
Pretty sure its the one with the scottish/gaelic/irish accent (idk which is which)
do people not know that getting someone out of net is like a fraction of regular revive speed?
its like a second and something
just fucking interact with it instead of dancing over them to then get mauler overheaded
yep they do not
i see it fucking nonstop, someone gets netted, they instead of picking them up immediately start dealing with some shit near them instead of just holding F for a fucking moment
and then they get hit into full down state
Been seeing it a lot more lately for some reason
last match, ive gotten netted because despite me hearing the impact sound of relic blade on trapper it didnt register, so im on the ground, but its all good. Then a mauler starts coming at me and hits me, not a big deal i still have Until Death so if someone gets me up i can get my shit back to 25%. Then this specimen of a chromosome regression starts light attacking the mauler with chainsword while the mauler is still aggroed on me. Until death runs out, i go into full downed state, they get mauler overheaded into narnia
next two randos, one dies to a solo crusher, the next one dies to a dreg flamer
I take carapace personally but elite is good too
I think carapace might be better since crushers have so much more hp now
But it might depend on your ranged weapon, such as if you have a boltgun
boltgun is not an anti carapace weapon
🤦
on god please stop spreading this shit
it was bad at it before
it's worse at it now
It's better at carapace than a heavy sword 
I carry around a Mk IV bistol most of the time for my zealot
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Just critical damage and unyielding
So true, a ranged weapon with some of the highest carapace dps in the game is not anti-carapace
Even more so when shattering impact is slotted in it
Okay what ranged weapon is anti-carapace in your mind?
you're using relic blade
do you need ranged "anti carapace" weapon?
bolter alway has been for special and bosses anyway
because ammo is fucked otherwise
You should use it in a pinch
Not for every crusher that spawns, but for mobs of them
Perhaps not, but if you are taking it, then you should use it when appropriate against crushers anyway
like maybe if it last resort and your powered up is on cd then yeah using it is justified
but with crusher hp buff in havoc you spend way too much just to kill a single crusher
pocket ogryn
just chuck them at the problem like a pokemon
Been seeing a lot more people running dueling sword martyrdom, might give that a try sometime
Sounds overkill
Why is there a penance for hitting a sniper with a stun
From 100000000000000000 meters away
just chuck it at it
just have incompetent teammate
I got it like 2 years ago it's really easy
i made my zealot at launch and i only bothered to do it like 2 months ago
Zealot nade regen when

i still run throwing knives
I still need the penances that require a private game because I'm a baby who hates lfg
games too stingy with nade pickups to rely on that
Same
I take other two sometimes but I hate competing with nades
lol the uhhh do a mission under one wound thing
At least I can Regen My knives
i did that the hard way on marty cus im an idiot
I'm used to Marty so I'll probably just do it with that
Can't argue with that, they're the best class against crushers broadly speaking
I meannnn
Vet regens grenades
Arby should've thought about picking lone wolf if he REALLY wanted them
Psyker doesn't have any
Ogryn does not deserve any
oooh+3 immo
nice
how bout i throw a forbidden pineapple in ur general direction
Ogryn box is generally better than zealot nades
Tell that to every vet in my games gobbling all the nades
Legalize nuclear bombs
esc - social - vote kick
ngl a vet stealing nades is a votekick
theyre medicinal officer i swear !
Okay y'alls what keystone for relic blade
Marty
ive had some luck with marty
Idk wtf did they do to vet but they're all graniders now chucking 10000 kraks at armor walls
They're taking away my gameplay!!!! I'm down voting game on steam!!!
im not gonna say i like the thing but im starting to hate it less ?
Works with all me thinks but I'm loving it with Marty cause it makes it go fast vroom vroom
I love it immensely I love doing uppercuts with the super impact mod
Ij
they didnt even touch vets nades they just moved the nodes to the same place instead of having one in narnia one in mordor and one on kokomo
Good extra speed
I also ran it with the blazing piety stuff and took almost all the nodes above it and it worked??
they made kraks not dogshit both directly and indirectly
i dont read patchnotes 
It probably does but I already run piety with Eviscerator
Relic is flak unyielding, cranial wrath
fuse time got halved and major scab hp buffs
If I hear a vet complain about people taking their own gameplay I'm shanking them
Shredder and krak spam is just insta win button
Oh no le hekkin dog pounced my target yeah booohoooo
i run shredders with all nade nodes and plasma 
kinda inspired me to give relic blade its 9th chance so i can stop running bfg psyker out of spite
It's a "balanced" weapon that happens to exist alongside power sword
So it's """underwhelming""""
balance dn nerd
Deeez noooottsss
But power sword blows it out the water
doot noots
Also 3rd grenade at base
Really it’s comparable to Rashad when empowered
Try shredders with lethal proximity bolt pistol
oh i know
Apparently xbox live cancelation page crashed due to how many people trying to use it
Does falchion hit as hard as relic blade even
ive done that quite a bit
ofc not
im just stuck on plasma rn due to extreme bulwark racism
it doesn't have a sprint heavy even
A lot of people are not realizing it's just ultimate that's getting an increase lol
wtf they do to cringebox
shit i still need to cancel that crap
take that shareholders !
Raised praising for ultimate sub
Xbox console going up $200 5 years after release is one thing
Their monthly subscription going up 150% is another
Its already 200% what it was a couple years ago
Well it's a saber
Should have a running slash
🤓
ok but wont somebody pls think of the shareholders ??
Shareholders can suck it
How about you hold these nuts
They already have the money
My broke ass supporting them just bc i want to be entertained?
no but my numbers have to get greener
how is that gonna happen without exponentially increasing revenue ??
I’ve been preaching about building pcs to my console friends but now they are finally listening
Id have to get the whole kit and kaboodle if i were to swap
Monitor, keyboard, mouse, tower
Everything
Even a desk
Lol true
gross
Worst thing is it’s not that expensive if you buy one part at a time
controller aiming is like how the dumb kids in school would hold the pencil overhand
I’d go with the 9060xt for a budget card
“One part at a time”
I dont have much in the disposable income department. I get 30 a month growth on the reserve fund
I play on controller

Im a paddle player. I dont understand claw players
so you play with foot peddles?
Controller
im sure foot peddles control things
Underside of the controller
Dead space where the battery pack usually sits
Dead space???
So what does 5% toughness replenishment actually do for the Restorative verses talent? Is it just toughness regen?
it affects all* toughness gen yes
I think there's a couple small exceptions, you'd have to look them up in kuli's guide
Great, thanks!
im 100% sure the toughness generation on peril gained is gone because of this
cause scrier would make you unkillable
huh?
Quietude gives toughness on peril gained AND quelled
They fused old quietude and warp expenditure into a single talent
mettle nerf though
fat spoon
not that bad
i had a game where i have 7-14 rev rescue
and it isnt a single person'
yes it was maelstorm
bruh
idk, i just stopped picking them up
i really dont know what they were doing, i think they were running DS+inferno bubble
and just didnt block or dodge
the other zealot was pretty goated, running around with taxe
im testing a build so 🤷♂️
wilds black screening
lore accurate
i hope infinite investigation still work
old
whats with the animal abuse
are you some kind of hunter?
of monster?
Danica? Is your character inspired by the sister from the Tithes?
yeah im a pro how could you tell
i havent play wilds in months and performance is still abysmal dogshit
damn im hot
either'
You're a zealot Danica
And like all Zealots
When your faith falters
You blame the others for their weakness
Or something along those lines
The zealots of Our Martyred lady#game #warhammer40k #spacemarine2 #spacemarines #warhammer #trendingvideo #gaming
Cleave imo
Not like the weapon has good horde clear anyway
I made a Zealot support-ish build using Martyrdom and Chorus, so far to me it seems to work quite well with everything it needs to do, but are there things that could be changed to work better?
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a0002653-d8da-4d14-9f0e-9d9c6370cbe2/support-martyr-zealot
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You're a sigma Danica
And like sigmas, whenever your rizz gets mogged
You blame the others for their brain rot
yes
if only the ingame character customization wasnt complete ass when it comes to hair
the only way to get non-flashbang white eyebrows is by not running any at all and instead having only the tattoo-brows
so i said fuck it and just kept her black haired
otherwise you look like this
which looks fucking awful from further away because while your face is in darker environment the eyebrows are fluorescent
just like me frfr
Yeah 💀
@heady rapids u can still stunlock bosses with shield rush btw
hard stratgem hive tyrant
bullied
it feels like he caught him in an animation
looks like a bug
i asked bro and he said "timing"
the dmg at the end tho
bro's health bar vanished so fast
payday 3
Guy was playing middle tree martyrdom build
Wiped entire server
Crushers, one shot captain, bosses
Everything
Only downside is that if you get hit once you fall
But damage is just insane
shroudfield martyrdom is very fun with hammer
I had a SF Marty Hammer zealot who was doing real well for themselves in havoc tbh
issue is when the fuckers head moves a millimeter and instead of sending him to valhalla you just chunk them for like a third of half their HP
Like my damage was ass compared to him
feels honestly bad
Evisc is only good for killing cannon fodder
nah eviscerator goated
Special heavy strike attack can one shot crushers but only individual and its slow
While the hammer guy can wipe groups of 6
i love the thing, tho the mk15 is the good one
are you building it right
evis is very strong
I will screenshot rn
Its one of the most "warhammer" weapons in the game is the appeal for me
chew through bosses, voidshields, elites
also you might be overrating the hammer a bit
its only really great for bossing lol
I know I love all chain weapons, its classic wh40k
Style wise
hell against captains chain weapons are fucking great
because each instance of damage counts as an attack
void shield gets fkn shredded by evis 
so you chew through the void shield in like two specials
and you literally just bully the guy
the least favourite boss to use eviscerator on is the burgle because every time you hit the fucking weakspot the slug does the AoE that kicks you away so you gotta wait till he starts vomiting before chewing through him
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None
we got astartes 2 before GTA6
hows firebreak
this is so sad
Big update but havent been able to play yet
so it still stink
Was too busy finishing cultic chapter 2
just go to games lantern
I just said i havent been able to play it yet so i cant say
But it seems good
install the mod to make it bigger
so it still stink
i got my own funny build with eviscerator
80% critchance eviscerator is pretty funny
I have to bring up my own cursed thing
Theres 3-5 perks that involve hitting multiple enemies in a swing
But the earliest one is pathed weird
Thanks for the funny build pal 
Eviscerator has worse mixed horde clear and control but better boss damage
It has been permanently borrowed
But… but… evis has wide swing…
relic blade is wider
Bro get rid of rampage and run perfect strike
literally 

Eviscerator is still great into hordes and mixed hordes
relic blade makes me want an actual evis because the evis we have is small lol
i love the shroudfield+flamer combo because during those big mauler gangbangs you go invis, then have reduced threat and you can just flame on burning everything that isnt a crusher to crisp. Plus with piety and endles flame i go from 100% to 0% ammo without reloading which i find very funny
Also kills bulwarks, crusher and mutants with greater ease than relic blade
But relic blade has absurd cleave and stagger on empowered strikes
no, i ran it, my issue with it is that on heavy strikedown crits instead of getting embedded in the dude it just goes straight through, and i like the animation
If you rev it, it still gets stuck
i know, im talking about regular heavy strikedowns
What does anyone use those for anyway
Ngl. Besides never having rolled a relic yet
The active helping me stun out and open bulwarks is part of why i love evis so much.
Eviscerator can straight up one-shot bulwarks with a revved heavy
Fairly sure you can dodge or block cancel out of rev now
What are you using normal heavies for?
it can oneshot a lot of things, especially with shroudfield giving 100% rending turning crushers into paste
I rarely use them
So does FotF
i have an easier time killing crushers with relic blade ngl
u gotta rev the evis to kill crushers while i can just dance around them with RB and spam running thrust with fotf 
ragers
yep
And shroudfield is horrible for chain weapons
Ragers either get light attacked or if it's a single one they eat a revved attack
Sometimes push attack
shroudfield works for that build for multiple reasons, also shroudfield on its own is incredible utility
also im fucking sick of using FotF
woe, single build pattern be upon you
because? Shroudfield gives you lingering damage (i confused it it infil), threat reduction so you can rev more and a flat damage resist with 50% toughness gain
Because of how chain weapons do damage
on the same CD as FotF
Fotf is better for chain weapons, but you do you
yea they do it on the last instance, doesnt detract the other things tho
Behold the cursed slow and sweepy
idk saying shroudfield is "horrible" for chain weapons just seems like a cope
FotF is better for damage but doesnt make shroudfield horrible
flips over sign reading "days since gen chat last mentioned genocide" to zero
especially since if youre in group, things ignore you while youre locked in animation
Yeah no its freaky in gen chat rn
Gen chat is just being gen chat as usual.
man wilds is still ass
Mh?
things in my circus:
- my monkeys
- a tamed lion that does not concern himself
- an elephant in the room
- 1 clown (me)
Vicious offering needs to be closer to the center
I get it. Weakspot kill side. Knife a guy get yo money back
But. Im not tryna be mobile. Im tryna swing a big sword
I will not tolerate this thammer slander. Lmao.
Sorry but still not good

oh yea, is there any real difference to thammer between the marks except for moveset?
Hordes still die eventually ™ but zealot is cracked so you don't feel that much
Crucis special doesn’t go through trash mobs, Ironhelm does
i only used the mk2 since it has the same moveset as vermintide one that im used to
So ya actually have to aim a bit with Crucis to avoid the trash.
Crucis activated attack doesn't go through a lot of chaff but hits 10-25% harder than ironhelm
Ironhelm activated attacks goes through hordes
Don’t much like Ironhelm’s moveset, Crucis heavy spam is much better 
Honestly quite incredible
eh, ill stick with crucis then
Relatable
cheers
I like my lights with damage on em
Where was I
Oh yeah
Hammer not that good still
its just bardin/kruber hammer with big bonk special
Good morning fellow evangelicals
also another thing, is the crusher special AoE? i dont remember if ive ever used it
Thank you for reminding me to do today’s wormdle
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Special heavy is big stagger, the light and pa specials get infinite cleave
What the ferret doin’?

Yup AoE
It's not big damage AoE like Ogryns Power Maul though
Im curious, what’s the benefit to using the ironhelm thammer
i got knocked off by the damn spawn and landed on some sewage pipe on the edge 
None 
I’ve never considered it because crucis makes for a good everything stick
You get to complain about it not being able to one shot crushers
Lmfao
Well, some horde clear, but the moveset downright stinks imo
Chat
Imagine if you traded specialized weapon Crucis for a more generalist weapon Ironhelm
Hm
I like specialized weapon more
The special on ironhelm can cleave through chaff, killing them, until it contacts an elite, special, or boss
I see
from bonk to swoosh
I prefer bonk but I appreciate the explanation
Crucis is my preferred thammer as well lol
I already do well enough with crucis for crowd clear
No replacement for maximum bonk
Remember when they released ironhelm, if you had too much +power the attack just would slip through everything without going off? Good times
I don’t need to get extra fancy about it, otherwise I’d use relic blade
Yeah it might suffer a bit if they fix the knockback values but right now it's in a good place for handling hordes
Yeeee
Whaaaat I didn't know about this lmao
Also now that I think about it, how does relic blade handle maulers and crushers
jawa...........
I maxed out the mastery but I never used it enough for a proper feel on handling them
what game gud
Pretty well, if you have stacks up and do the empowered sprint thrust it one shots on headshot
It doesn’t cleave through carapace, and takes somewhere like 4 hits to kill crusher without using ability
you lie
Yea people didn't complain too much because ironhelm was so much worse even beyond that
Eh 4 hits isn’t egregious, but certainly leaves a little to be desired
Pfffft
With FotF it takes 2-3
Depends on buffs active and crit RNG
Fair enough
I find that as i’m playing more of dying light, I keep finding myself wondering, “wtf, why would Mr. Beast do that :(“
SPONGEBOBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE
Very unflattering portrayal of Mr. Beast
he put a man in a burning house
mr beast is not cooking anymore
I heard lmao
i saw
But i’d imagine there’s a lot more to it in terms of preparation
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i meaan i do agree
however
like out of anything
should have made melt ice with a flame thrower for money
and that would have been funny
That’d be interesting lol
heck
i would love to see a
mass arming
as in arm people whom lost there arm
and make it a battle royal
call it an arm race
That’d be amazing lmao
give me the fund and ill start the concept art
draw man
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which reming me

I need to do fan art for my favorite artist at some point
But I think I’ve gradually been improving
whomse your fav artist
That's pretty nice
Could always sub High Voltage for Falter or Hammerblow if you feel like it
Just don't fight monstrosities with it
Stedilnik! Quick heads up that sometimes he does more… mature art, before you go looking up their stuff, but I love his artstyle lol
The normal attacks don't proc high voltage right? I gotta prod them with it?
The normal attacks apply the electric effect you can see on the enemies
Iirc those count
So basically you're getting HV value after the first hit
And so on
for reaason
i feel like ik the name
Ooh okay, I need to check if I feel good with having it run falter or hammerblow
Skullcrusher is a given
Thanks for the input 
@carmine lance ITS THE GUY FROM THAT CHIV 2 VID
It is?
I know he also goes by hladnik now
Also I do not know what chivalry 2 video you speak of lol
And being so much worse at killing scab chaff
How do i see end of round results?
Not much anymore.. 
Mod I think
F
To make up for being dick balls at everything again Ironhelm should be able to 100% pen Bulwark shields
Very good change thank me later Fatshark
Ignore penances, achieve nirvana
I don’t need to worry about them anyways (already completed all class penances)
Now any more I get it’s just from playing the game
Rather than pursuing any particular goal
Maybe martyr skulls idk
I haven't and couldn't be happier
I did it because why not
I want to get a good feel for each class
And that would certainly provide ample incentive to do so
I need a bunch of these ngl
Most people dont seem to care about em
They either hsve em or don't know they exist
I have most of the solo ones
Lemme see
Partner ones I only have a few because I’ll be damned having to coordinate with randoms
Through text chat no less
I need 10 more i think
The solo ones really aren’t too bad tbh
I think most of what im missing is co op
Makes sense
Key word is think tho
Again, I’ll be damned having to coordinate with randoms through text chat
Honest to god it’s worse than herding cats
They only read chat sometimes ime
And its on difficulties you dont want to hunt skulls on
There has been nothing but smykers in the past 5 matches I've played.
Are you using a controller?
I blame Mr. E
Wdym havocs is the perfect location to hunt skulls
I actively avoid thinking myself superior to others. Unfortunately, I’ve learned that the average person is also shockingly brain dead
What difficulty do people normally hunt skulls on?
did he post something about "Smyker good"
Probably between heresy and auric
Between heresy
I’d assume you might as well do it on uprising. As fucking boring as it would be, there’d be nothing to mess you up
Malice is also good
Dude you should see the people at my job
He did a 0-40 havoc climb with SB Smyker
It’s VERY concerning
Most of my skulls have been acquired on auric
Cause I don't play anything lower
I'll link it latwr

Auric is pretty easy tbh
In auric most people are already experienced and happen to know the skulls locations
I tried doing them on malice to help new players but new players dont even know what a chatbox is let alone a skull

They don't care lol
I work front desk security, and people genuinely stare at me fucking DUMBFOUNDED when I say “hey I need you to go back around, you didn’t tap your id on the scanner.”
Love george carlin
Horrible guy ive heard. Great content.
Brother I’m stationed in the booth for the fucking honors college dorm, this is ABOVE YOUR FUCKING PAYGRADE, NOT BELOW
WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE DUMBFOUNDED BY
Work at a gas station. People get dumbfounded when you tell them they have to pay for things
They try and reach around to tap the scanner on the ONE way gate
And I have to get genuinely stern with them
Because otherwise the gate freaks out and screams for a minute
Work at liquor store, ask for id
They ask to go through a door in the little wall creating a “waiting area” between the door to the actual dorm, and the inside gate
It’s locked and i don’t have the key
Fucker it takes 5 seconds to tap your id, you’re just prolonging it for yourself
Why freak out instead of just saying "oh I left it at home" then leave it at that.
We sell beer and smokes
Be in a state where you aren’t allowed to assume unless they’re retirement age
“Im grown af”
Bitch if you grown then youd know to keep your id on you
SERIOUSLY
I had to id everyone by store policy and old dudes always wanted to fight me over it and its like "yk, in the time this irate tirade took you couldve flashed me your wallet and we'd both be moving on with our lives"
Dude even at my job it’s shocking people don’t think to always have their wallet and drivers license on them
I dont even care
Just ipen your wallet and show me a debit card
Ik you're 72, yk you're 72, it's policy lol
Sounds like regulars insisting they didn't need to show ID or a medical card at the dispo lol
Dude I wish people could understand this, so fucking much
Yup
I have an actual fucking archnemesis one year at this job
Just flash the stupid card and we can all move on with our lives
Because he would actually bang on the glass and shit
3 stages
Stage 1. Under 40 or less
Stage 2. Someone failed a sting. The whole store takes retraining. They can have one foot in the dirt, still getting IDed
Stage 3. Store loses its license. Everyone cries that the smoke shop dont sell smokes anymore
All because I’d stop him for not swiping in
Best part was when they'd be arguing and I'd have two or three others come in, show id, and instantly get queued to go back while person number one is still bitching
“You know I live here!” “I don’t give a shit if you live here or not, swipe the fucking card or I call public safety”
Yup
Its infallible
Idk some people genuinely like being angry
Amazing lmao
I genuinely compare my job to cart narcs
They only get angrier watching others go back before them 
And the situation is literally entirely dependent on them
“You see me all the time i live down the road”
“And you know this is college town with cops up and down the road you live”
Sorry I’m like half rambling half following, these all just touching on extremely similar experiences at my job lmfao
People act like its a you vs them problem
Like. Stfu and move on. I gotta do this 7 more hours
People apparently don’t even know what counts as being signed in
People often try and swipe in, and complain it won’t let them in
“Do you live in this building?”
“No”
“Then you need to be signed in as a guest”
They call their friend down
And sometimes they’ll try and be tapped in with their friends id
I immediately call them out, have them drag their ass back around and get signed in
“I thought that was being signed in!”
No you dense fuck, that’s technically identity theft
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I think the absolute highlight of my job tho
A moment that will never come close to being topped
Is when I got called a fascist in full sincerity
Imagine not being unemployed
You wish you could afford things 
I be living my life debt free still
Anyways I am getting paid to sit on discord and talk shit rn
I pull long shifts at the darktide factory
People love using buzzwords, and making them lose all meaning
Based
Im gonna go to your job and smoke so much crack that im a soulless husk
Oh absolutely, but it’s still really fucking funny I got called a fascist for even looking to see that someone tapped their id
whats with the multiple warning
also white
The monitor is a piece of shit
I have tried doing this but without my home gaming peripherals / setup it just doesn't feel the same
And often shits itself

I have genuinely nothing better to do lol
Damn these neo Nazi's and their gestapo checkpoints
Cool
Yeah that's why I'm here 
REAL
I've read hundreds of webnovel chapters at a week at work before
Damn
Definitely working hard.
I used to play a lot of project wingman and like, deus ex
I did a full playthrough of vampire the masquerade: bloodlines even
At work
Over multiple shifts of course
One of my coworkers got called racist while her husband and children were at the end of the counter waiting on her to get off
Over asking for ID
The lengths people go to in order to justify being told “no”
Such a goated game
I KNOW RIGHT
I need to do another playthrough soon
It absolutely is
I wish more rpgs were like that
Malkavian has to be my favorite class.
Where it’s a genuine attempt to fully port the ttrpg into a rpg game
Rather than a crpg (I absolutely love crpgs tho)
Imagine searching up some dude after an ID scan and then shows hes a registered sex offender
I love malkavian because malkavian insight goes crazy
There are two sides to this
But tremere is a lot of fun with their disciplines
not what happened with moffia but I see this a lot with use of the word "nazi" in both
Oh yeah lol
But the people who are too stupid to understand misdiagnose 2's as 1's
The primary side is
Kids are stupid. Words lose meaning, and adding depth of context is useless bc they cannot conceive that they are wrong with the limited knowledge they rely on
Also I love how as malkavian you can piss off ming xiao, when she goes on about the whole story of caine and gehenna being bullshit, you can start talking about the yama kings being bullshit and she’ll just go “n-nuh uh! NUH UH! SHUT UP YOU’RE WRONG SHUT UP!”
My favorite class has to be either nosferatu or malkavian but neither is recommended for a first playthrough
See, I just always assume that no matter how knowledgeable I am on something, there will always be more I don’t know about
I wanted to play dying light
Seemed like a 3 dimensional version of dead island.
Less grungy weapon mechanics, more everything else
But. Eh
Dying light is super fun
I don’t play it because of dead island, I play it because the parkour is awesome, and the combat isn’t too bad
The beast has been fun so far too
I never got to it bc getting into new games became a chore
Lost interest in gaming as escapism. Its more a social thing for me now
Dead island is so much more bleak than dying light imo
Like. I played dead island. Dead island has a LOT of things to complain about
Dying light actually seemed grounded
Both dying light games have some aspects that take away from the gameplay but definitely fun games.
Dying Light 1 was the entire reason I bought a PS4 as soon as it came out
It was originally supposed to release on PS3 but was too demanding of the older console
Very good game
Playing on nightmare is a bit grindy though
Indeed
I held off on dying light 2 because I heard there were a lot of issues at launch, but that they addressed a ton of them over time
I've heard the gameplay is better but I played on release and the story was so cooked man
Not cooked good
Yeah I hear the story was a wash
But tbf
Are you playing dying light for the story
Mfw i tried playing skyrim on the 360
Either the game got burnt or the console died. There was little in between
Me when I play the 100% luck build
I enjoy a good story, but I’m just as content with the gameplay hard carrying
I think the only thing I’m worried about with the beast is the parkour. It feels mainly corralled to Old Town
Maybe that’ll change since I’m still early in
balo
I get they’re also having some of what made The Following special
The big open areas to drive around
But I just hope that the parkour still gets to shine
Buckshot roulette?
I LOVE HOT RICE
ITS WARM AND NICE
compared to cold rice
which is cold
and sick
ive switched to mk3 and added perfect strike
love the mk15 but its just so fucking slow since its basically a copy paste moveset of vermintide exec sword
Perfect strike is also good on Mk15
But it works on both, perfect strike is an insane blessing
and the punish impiety on mk15 is a rev attack while on mk3 is a simple smack so it doesnt waste the 5 seconds
It gives you +300% cleave on crits and ignores hitstop on carapace
In your first faction-based decision, you have to choose between ||militaristic authoritarians and people just trying to live, then when you choose the latter, they shoehorn you into actual terrorism with absolutely no say on if you continue with them or not||
yea i know, i just liked crit heavies to embed into sufficiently mass obese enemies
but yea, perfect strike works well
ive used it before
for mk3 tho id rather run that than other ones
Yeah I’ve heard the survivors also just give you every fucking reason to not side with them
Don't get me started on the GET BEHIND ME KITTEN IM TURNING
To be fair, it's not a good first impression at all
But also considering you were literally on the verge of turning as you were being dragged in, I think the reaction is appropriate
They are stupid people generally though
That’s a very important detail people tend to leave out
I did not know that
Yeah you were having a seizure and tweaking out until you got in the UV light or something
I guess that’s a bit more excusable, but I get why it’s not a good first impression lol

If you're gonna kill me can you not use such a weird method
Yeah lmao
Lynching just seems not only inhumane, but impractical
If the mc is actively turning
Just fucking put him down
Right then and there
I think I remember something about guns not being allowed, but what about bows
Ooh that is great synergy
Techland just really disappointed me with DL2, so much that even though I want to play the Beast and am hearing good things, I'm hesitant
It’s been really good so far
Like ten delays over a few years of time and it still sucked
Mk3 uses push attacks more frequently after all, since it can be part of horde clearing, MK15's push attack is basically only used to quickly stagger ragers or other elites
I’d say the hesitation isn’t too warranted
For the beast
Like I absolutely get why you would be
But it’s good enough to be a safe investment
That's what I've been slowly coming around to
From what I've seen, the gameplay elements are thoughtfully made and are cool
Also don’t listen to people saying it feels bad at the beginning
I like that the le beast moed is based on health loss and damage dealt, so it naturally pops when you're in an "oh shit" situation
Of fucking course it’s gonna feel a bit off, you don’t have anything invested in the skill tree yet
Or when you're already doing well
It’s tied to damage dealt and taken
I honestly completely forget about it, then it pops and I’m just suddenly like
The game also looks more difficult than previous installments which is a plus
I will genuinely run back to whatever was just harrassing me when it pops, if there was something
My friend walked into a big tennis court that had like thirty zombies and he actually struggled to clear them
Idk if that's his skill issue or not though
Oh yeah the game definitely feels a bit more weighty to combat
Maybe weighty isn’t a good word
But I’m trying to convey that shit has more impact
It actually matters when there’s hordes because they take a few swings
And do the lunge a lot more
You also don’t have infinite stamina
Idk if you eventually get infinite like in dl1
But it’s tied to dodging, and attacking
You got a bit of stamina economy to keep in mind
DL1 had infinite parkour stamina at max parkour level or whatever
Combat still had stamina but that was negligible
I don't think so. But ik you get the "instant escape" skill which allows you to break free from grabs immediately. That was in the first game, as well
I might have to buy Beast then
I'm craning it oh I'm craning it
I miss Kyle
Aiden Maldwell made me upset
The thing I did like about DL2 more than DL1 was the parkour. The combat as well, just a little bit though
the only negative i have with mk3 is that in order to get a frontal kill on crusher with shroudfield you gotta use up stamina for desperation damage to kick in, then it oneshots
FotF doesnt have it obviously but thats besides the point
shroudfield backattacks tho just kill it without much of a bother
Aye MK3's revved heavies deal less damage than MK15's
Revved l1?
revved heavies against armor are giga ass
revved lights have OHKO frontal potential
on crushers
heavies only do like half the HP, the lights are strikedown
Ye but less damage than mk15's still
yes
but also much faster overall, so idk
thats my biggest complaint about the mk15 on piety, its so fucking slow
on IJ the mk15 is amazing
Yeah lol. I haven’t noticed that with the parkour, but stamina is absolutely far from negligible in combat. You can get a perk for an even faster sprint which draws from stamina tho
It’s not in the skill tree, I think it’s instead tied to level itself
Oh also
Night is scary again lmao
I don’t get scared by horror games, and I wouldn’t say dying light has scared me
yea, with mk3, shroudfield frontal revved light attack leaves them at around like <5% HP, with desperation or something else getting you around 20% more damage i can oneshot them
But I would be lying if I said I haven’t had some very “OH SHIT OH FUCK” moments
Volatiles will get tipped off by even just your flashlight now
Also no minimap now
It got to night before I think the game was intending to introduce volatiles to me
So I was left blindly running through an area completely new to me, I had no idea what the layout was like or what to expect
Yeah the few hours i put in dl1
The night cycle was. Off putting to work around
I was just going whereever I saw a way to go
Dying light 1 isn’t bad
With the night system
Just much more dangerous
night time in dl1 is fun time
Extremely dark, one small flashlight, and a new breed of VERY pissed off zombie
Cant see, only run into walls and try not to scream
You get used to it
Just use the mini map to avoid sightlines
Stick to high places
If a volatile chase starts, your best move is to make sharp turns
I liked that about it tbh
The night felt dangerous
Was more fun to play during
Gotta love the trapper burster wombo combo
do you have those gif with the
👀
taking a little eep
Not as disrespectful as the trapper flamer combo
If youre getting rage baited
Poxer will say sit tf out
Flamers? You got time to scream at yo mates
Good morning pilgrims
Another bright and joyous day in the service of the God-Emperor
Shroudfield doesn't really work with sticky attacks on chain weapons.
Wouldnt it just apply to first tick
I really like your pfp banner combo, love retro futurist stuff
Np, good taste.
it will be over soon when my nitro expires
Only applies buffs to the first tick, cancels the rev if used mid-rev. It will force a critical hit still.
(i mistakenly bought a year instead of a month)
It's one of the rare cases where FotF results in more per-ult damage.
not the point of it, im using shroudfield more for flamer than the chainsword, but i do need the melee to be able to deal with crushers
on backstab attacks the evis nukes a crusher anywhere, on front attacks with my build i gotta be low on stamina for the damage from desperation to reach breakpoint with mk3
What do you think Shroudfield is doing for your flamer?
shroudfield on a falmer is def a choice
shroudfield is utility of picking up teammates, hunting down specials, and giving me a 100% rending on heavy targets with reduced threat.
as for the flamer, the main thing is to reduce threat so that i can apply burn stacks to mauler/rager waves to clear out the board to deal with crushers.
its not there for damage, its to let me apply burn stacks without being bothered
Its pretty easy to hit full burn with just spot dodging using your -2/2
Or I'm severely brain rotted
30 second bong rip
ive been running this shit for a while and i gotta say, surprisingly not dogshit
piety with everlasting flame is very funny
yea, you can dodge ofc
its just nicer, plus the utility of picking up randos off the ground without bother has been very nice lately
Ah, for master-crafted and unseen I presume. I do think that a chain weapon is a poor choice just due to how little functionality it has with Shroudfield. Like your Mk III's L1 goes from ~197 to ~3347 (pre buff mostly) but the revved H1 goes from ~1381 to ~2996.
For Crushers specifically, forgot to specify
mk3 revved heavy is just not worth it with shroudfield to take out crushers
ye bc it doesn't work
revved light im able to kill them from front
kinda funny that an unrevved L1 does almost the same amount of damage as a revved L1 in this case
holy coins
i would have taken unseen blade but its off to the side
and i kinda need to get the attack speed
i could shave off some points off from the top
possibly get rid of unfaltering as well from the bottom
Strikedown moment?
I think I may need to become an eviscerator main now
That was some funny damage pal 
Ai though
Is Skullcrusher worth on Crucis
I have it open on the background 
And gonna unninstall it after completing lmao
Was playing with a 3 psyker team the other day is why
It is funny that it gives 5K orbs which discord got paid massively for the quest
Fund our AI slop!
Yeah I’ll do literally nothing with it
Get my bag
Never touch it again
Install and unninstall 
2 horde deleters, 1 elite deleter and okay boss damage, and me with a Crucis
the browser has this stupid relaxing song playing like it is vrchat loading menu 
Thammer attack speed is too slow to really take advantage of SC, and the only reason to even pick thammer is for it's boss damage so dropping anything for SC would be counterintuitive
Must be AI song too
It really is astoundingly mid at anything outside of boss damage
You gotta thammermax your build pal. Embrace the shroud martyr boss deletion build 
Can one shot bruisers eventually
Low-key annoy the fuck out of me
At least with VRChat I know I’m going to find something funny or find chill people
Shroudfield Martyrdom Thunder Hammer = Sharterhammer
Lies. Slander. Deception.
I liked FotF more, haven't had a chance to play shroudfield much
Fair, fury is also fun
Until you play a public instance and theres at least 5 kids harrassing adults and saying slurs, bunch of freaks be too open