#zealot-class

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royal vortex
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i think i figured it out like 10 mins ago

royal vortex
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i think his buddy runs up to him after getting stuck with a bolt

heady rapids
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my other friend has a shitty ps4 knockoff

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that disconnets

royal vortex
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and he brought the explosion to him

frosty herald
royal vortex
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because i think that guy had already been downed once and was fragile

frosty herald
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and the mustard bomb in the worst place

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ive been beamed into the dot fire multiple times

heady rapids
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i hate it when it mustards me cause i have the slowest anims out of our teams

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cause lance

heady rapids
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i got his combos down

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but

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sometimes you just dont get lucky with rotations

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on his taacks

frosty herald
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the rolls for heavy bowgun are the worst becaus youll always get clipped by the mirv

void bison
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time is not strictly linear to kevin so it is difficult to say

valid fractal
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ok hab dreyko with everlasting flame piety and 2 deployed ammo boxes is rediculously funny

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just eternal flamer

heady rapids
frosty herald
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i did

heady rapids
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like we had 15-20 mins on phase 4

oak ice
frosty herald
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i had like 13 seconds left or something

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the support hunter dps is still abysmal ngl

heady rapids
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yeahhh

hard nexus
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discord embed so powerful i couldnt load it on my phone and had to get on my PC to watch it

heady rapids
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but we take nersc down pretty well

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with some time left

acoustic dune
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@heady rapids got any game?

hard nexus
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LMFAO

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thats fucking awesome

heady rapids
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nope

copper hawk
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No good evil wretched loadout

royal vortex
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i called it aidsmancy

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it got less fun like a week later when other people started doing it to me

void bison
heady rapids
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1p : 100,100

2-4p : 180,180

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u

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180k hp...

hard nexus
frosty herald
royal vortex
heady rapids
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i didnt even remember to bring a fire 2nd

royal vortex
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i think im the only one who deals damage to my character in that fight

heady rapids
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i told everyone

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but i forgot to do that myself

acoustic dune
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btw lads

heady rapids
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i need to make an artian lance i guess

north sedge
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the self harm increases your damage to them

acoustic dune
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whats a good zealot wwweapon

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outside of the fun hammer

frosty herald
frosty herald
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dps doesnt mean anything if the monster doesnt sit still

heady rapids
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with the green guy

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i dont think you can para it after but i might be wrong

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since resistances

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and stuff

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idk let me check

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oh tehre's no data

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id rather run fire then cause its sitting still for at least two para durations

frosty herald
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atleast the dreamspell armor looks cool

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and when gogmazios drops everyone is using his weapons since they look by far the best

oak ice
frosty herald
heady rapids
frosty herald
heady rapids
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it stays paralyzed for maybe a 1/3rd of the fight

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if it doesnt start jumping around you're good

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what you really need is mogs charged

frosty herald
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i forgot about em lol

heady rapids
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lowk

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if you're doing coop

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if you're bad at the game

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everyone should leave the party for ners phase

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then come back in after you die

frosty herald
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lol

frosty herald
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lololololol

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omega gets a permanent damage boost and all of his hitzones harden with 1 tier

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you arent beating him after that

misty nova
exotic plaza
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shitzone

misty nova
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In no order

acoustic dune
exotic plaza
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yes

acoustic dune
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i really like its moveset

misty nova
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Yeah

acoustic dune
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specially the heavy one

misty nova
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Chastise exists though

acoustic dune
misty nova
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Oh

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Then

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💀

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Bring a bolter

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Plenty of ammo around

acoustic dune
misty nova
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Unless havoc

heady rapids
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@frosty herald does nersc have good elem hitzones

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oh fuck

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cloak

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right

acoustic dune
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how fun is the evis

heady rapids
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was thinking abt swapping into db for the nersc portion

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or elem hbg

acoustic dune
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only time i use it was a year ago

frosty herald
acoustic dune
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when it was newly added

frosty herald
heady rapids
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i dfont play hammer

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ill probably run db

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mantle has good fire hitzones

frosty herald
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Well

acoustic dune
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yall talking about monster hunter

frosty herald
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Savage omega

heady rapids
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otherwise im enjoying tanking the fucker aside from 1 combo he does

median steeple
heady rapids
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where im dead 90% of the time

frosty herald
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legit the WORST combo is laser mirv laser mirv into big laser

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if you block it your guaranteed to die

heady rapids
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yeah

spare talon
heady rapids
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bow and db players having fun probably

acoustic dune
heady rapids
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not having to

frosty herald
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even with sergy hbg its so tough

violet hornet
void bison
frosty herald
stiff gull
frosty herald
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inb4 we get this monstrosity in master rank

acoustic dune
violet hornet
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The kid could also play stealth knife with flesh tearer lacerate in which the hate would be justified

stiff gull
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I need a female ogryn

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For research

carmine lance
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does anyone have that "these lines have me cooked" clip from dying light the beast

acoustic dune
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we all know kids arent yet sweat

carmine lance
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combing through chat for it rn

acoustic dune
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i bet they play thammer

copper hawk
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Self proclaimed empath

copper hawk
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Found the narcissist

acoustic dune
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me when

frosty herald
acoustic dune
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in the white space

copper hawk
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Sometiems i really want to hurt you knify

stiff gull
frosty herald
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@heady rapids whats also funny is powerscaling right now

ivory marlin
carmine lance
frosty herald
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we killed a construct that fought midgardsomr to a standstill and killed bahamut

ivory marlin
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Kitty…..

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I should walk the 8 miles home

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I miss my cat

copper hawk
frosty herald
stiff gull
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I hate that guy

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He stole my power

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Abs hydelon is a bitch for not being there for me when i needed her

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Ff14 is a lie

ivory marlin
stiff gull
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There is no warrior of light, there is no seven scions, and there's no such thing as primals

copper hawk
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Die

mighty root
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Ciac sucks!

stiff gull
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Bro is making threats online

ivory marlin
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Chat im scared

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Cica scares me

violet hornet
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Classic ringleader

modern lintel
frosty herald
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oh yeah

stiff gull
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I'm actually the mafia

frosty herald
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btw

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the raven guard champion is assault

acoustic dune
frosty herald
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meaning the iron hands champion is techmarine

stiff gull
modern lintel
ivory marlin
frosty herald
ivory marlin
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He was bleppin up a storm

frosty herald
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blood angels is tactical

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in the files we have raven guard assault

modern lintel
frosty herald
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lets be real

acoustic dune
frosty herald
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i also desperately need the retributors

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a pauldron cape is in the files

modern lintel
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it is cool atleast theyre still making a blood angel jumpack so theyre not completely tone deff

acoustic dune
stiff gull
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That's it, I'm calling it, I'm exterminatus tertium

frosty herald
modern lintel
copper hawk
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LMFAO

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Awesome

acoustic dune
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@frosty herald any leak on sm2?

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thats interesting?

frosty herald
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uhh

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we havent had new leaks

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all of the content has been datamined

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gotta wait for hitfixes or the next update

next egret
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Whats up with shroud with relic blade being able to deal big damage to all bosses but the twins. I can kill all bosses including captains but not the twins. Whats up with that? I deal like small chunk damage but that's about it?

frosty herald
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i believe they have a damage cap per phase

lunar fable
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awesome

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shot in the back by a silent sniper

acoustic dune
ivory marlin
lunar fable
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with no laser

deft badge
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Iirc yeah unless you can like, stealth hammer one tap em

frosty herald
deft badge
acoustic dune
next egret
frosty herald
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oh

ivory marlin
frosty herald
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you mightve missed the head then

next egret
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I most definitely hit the head

frosty herald
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hmm

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iunno then

acoustic dune
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@heady rapids grind other sm2 class when

frosty herald
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@heady rapids another revelation

next egret
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I've done it in a few missions wondering why. I even changed my flak to cara

acoustic dune
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prease get your friend to do other class

frosty herald
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the hints might also be for cross class cosmetics

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like robes on other classes and the iron halo on bulwark

acoustic dune
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aas much as i like assault weekly stink

heady rapids
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but i want chaos

deft badge
acoustic dune
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fair

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my ass itchy

ivory marlin
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Scratch and sniff

acoustic dune
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i need a personal ass scratcher

ivory marlin
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How much an hour

acoustic dune
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minnimum

ivory marlin
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No like pay

acoustic dune
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and thats for when i am in a coma

ivory marlin
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Hmmm

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Very tempting

acoustic dune
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mind you

dry hinge
acoustic dune
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you gotta battle me for the ass scratch

dry hinge
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pugs were ass ong

dry hinge
dry hinge
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I do cook, ngl chadgryn

void bison
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hello jelly

ivory marlin
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Hiya yog

acoustic dune
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to earn your pay

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and i make it earn

ivory marlin
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Oh golly

carmine lance
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I have been enjoying dying light (mr.) the beast

void bison
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is your Kyle craned? are you beasting it?

ivory marlin
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I fucking wish

plush estuary
void bison
carmine lance
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Well the game is definitely made for people who played dying light 1 which I appreciate

acoustic dune
plush estuary
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hack

ivory marlin
void bison
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I prefer dl1 and im not sure if I prefer dl2 or not

carmine lance
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Dude it turned to night as I was heading to the town hall

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And I don’t think that was intended

void bison
ivory marlin
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I can go south aswell

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Ive had no complaints so far

carmine lance
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I wasn’t expecting volatiles so damn soon, I thought they’d make a spectacle of their appearance like the first game

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They uh

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They didn’t

mental cloak
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Yo, anyone got any stealth zealot builds with the knife? Update reset my build and idk what to do xD

ivory marlin
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Rest in piss loner

carmine lance
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I got spotted and was fucking blindly tearing through the town

ivory marlin
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No one misses you

ivory marlin
carmine lance
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Lol

ivory marlin
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Well

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Mort misses loner

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So no one important misses it

void bison
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I dont find volatiles that threatening in beast

ivory marlin
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Isnt kyle himself one

void bison
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partially

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hes got a beast eye that glows red when youre in beast mode

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but volatiles still kick your ass unless its a 1 on 1

ivory marlin
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But like

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The true ending is him turning into an intelligent one

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Im guessing the gda or whoever it was caught and partially cured him

void bison
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it was retconned to be a semi hallucination

ivory marlin
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I see

acoustic dune
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ey yog

void bison
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let me find the clip

acoustic dune
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any new ship?

ivory marlin
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Thats kinda dumb

carmine lance
void bison
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or maybe 1 and then the beast

carmine lance
void bison
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grapple hook / paragliding / grapple hook or the dash sprint

carmine lance
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Fair

void bison
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you can pretty much always keep them behind you if you just keep dashing and occasionally looking back for a uv light

carmine lance
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Nice that the uv light works on just regular biters now too

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Im assuming this is the dl2 virus still

mental cloak
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Yo, anyone got any stealth zealot builds with the knife? Update reset my build and idk what to do xD

carmine lance
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I haven’t played dl2 but I know it’s a new strain

void bison
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it takes place one year after dl2 I believe

carmine lance
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Gotchya

ivory marlin
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I see

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Wasnt a fan of dl2

void bison
carmine lance
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I heard the parkour is really good

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In 2

void bison
ivory marlin
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I noticed i lost stamina on a ladderand quit

void bison
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they fixed that

carmine lance
void bison
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now its only the very beginning thats like that until you take your first inhibitor

carmine lance
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I know dl2 protag gets decked in the face constantly

void bison
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they changed that too actually

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he dodges the attack in most cutscenes now

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beast is very much just dl2 core with weightier combat and better atmosphere

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I liked dl2

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its got exaggerated blood sprays and physics that make it a sidegrade to the beast

carmine lance
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But yeah I’ll check out dl2, the mirror’s edge of zombie games

void bison
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the paragliding shouldn't have been a thing in dying light but the parkour is maybe the best

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since castor woods isnt the best map for parkour

copper hawk
void bison
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the story is so so so so so so so awful though

sullen forge
void bison
copper hawk
spare talon
void bison
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instead of superman showing up at the end of black adam, it should've been sonichu

frosty herald
acoustic dune
void bison
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the infinitely high boyfriend factor

acoustic dune
void bison
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the quest for a boyfriend free girl

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many gal pals

solar gorge
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looking for a boyfriend free partner

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virgins only

acoustic dune
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btw

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i find it funny that the sonichu medallion curse

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is a real thing

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like that thing is proper cursed

copper hawk
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Loik dat fing ish prawpa kershed

void bison
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ive been watching through the comprehensive history and one of his trolls was killed in his comic by 10 people pressing the button for the electric chair simultaneously

solar gorge
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they don't write stuff this good anymore

void bison
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for making a ripoff called asperchu because Chris chan got mad at aspergers people stealing autistic people's spotlight

frosty herald
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chris chan with the apu accent when entering an indian restaurant

void bison
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most of the trolls are just as bad as him though

solar gorge
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yeah

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everyone's an asshole here

void bison
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episode 10 of Chris chan comprehensive history is incredibly sadistic and it was a 13 year old

solar gorge
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and a criminal in some cases

frosty herald
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if it was trolling it wouldve been done smart like liquid chris

void bison
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obnoxious is downplaying it since it was almost torture

copper hawk
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Yes

copper hawk
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Bluespike

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What a fucking psycho

lunar fable
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i just heard a plasma gunner say something

acoustic dune
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atleast be creatuve

copper hawk
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Future psychopath

carmine falcon
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bro's rusty as shit

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wait

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why did i ping bro

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my bad

acoustic dune
frosty herald
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chris chan is now epically trolled

carmine falcon
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now that i pinged him u fellas help him out

void bison
# copper hawk Bluespike

him and the idea guys which i havent gotten to yet but they were the ones to feed her delusions of being a goddess and fiction being real

mental cloak
void bison
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as well as stealing at least 6k dollars from her

acoustic dune
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now that

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thatsa good name

copper hawk
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Forget the troll that convinced chris to be trans

acoustic dune
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after getting called 20 slur you die

mental cloak
lunar fable
void bison
solar gorge
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i think they convinced chris to do every possible thing you can do at this point

acoustic dune
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i need to do a year before he did

copper hawk
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Wellll before that

void bison
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theres plenty of moments ive seen throughout the series where Chris chan mentioned wondering what being a girl was like

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i think im somewhere in the 20-30 episode range of Chris chan history

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maybe more

solar gorge
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i never went past 25

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it's p bad

void bison
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its 2nd monitor content so im not absorbing every second of christory

frosty herald
solar gorge
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as in bad, horrible things going on

mighty root
void bison
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I know that 10 is the worst for a while until the idea guys

heady rapids
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the fuck

void bison
heady rapids
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there's 30 episodes of chris chans history?

void bison
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theres 80+

solar gorge
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there's more than that lol

heady rapids
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what the fuck

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are they like what

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5 minutes long

void bison
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there is like 28 hours of history

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40 minutes

solar gorge
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it's also still an ongoing thing

acoustic dune
solar gorge
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because ya know

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they ain't dead

void bison
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there is a reason she's known as the most documented person and one of the first instances of trolling

frosty herald
heady rapids
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guh

lunar fable
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it was a while back

solar gorge
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the first lolcow

void bison
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one of the entire 40 minute episodes covered a single week

frosty herald
solar gorge
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the original

frosty herald
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fun fact

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the meat dual blades will get a meat pendant

heady rapids
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tf is chris chan doing there

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i only know about like

frosty herald
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so now theres 2 meat pendants

heady rapids
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2-3 incidents

solar gorge
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there's hundreds of notable things

frosty herald
solar gorge
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chris falls for literally anything

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and is constantly harassed

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and keeps interacting with said harassers

void bison
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you can boil a lot of it down early on into sadistic people pretending to be girls to troll him and him/her vehemently denying being gay

mighty root
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I wonder what cyrax is up too

frosty herald
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chris chan cosplayed as mr popo once

heady rapids
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whos mr popo

void bison
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hes also racist because he grew up with geriatric Christian boomers

void bison
heady rapids
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which one of them is mr popo

void bison
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the black one

frosty herald
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bro is baiting

heady rapids
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oooh

frosty herald
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daima reveals that mr popo is actualy an imp

mighty root
heady rapids
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well thats one more thing i learned today

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something to binge for later ig

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back to peacemaker

void bison
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@acoustic dune I forgot to answer but no new ships

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89 episodes

solar gorge
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the modern bible

carmine falcon
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are all the mods fixed

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no i will not check modding server

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fk u1!!

heady rapids
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yes you will

frosty herald
carmine falcon
solar gorge
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hark the sacred gospel of sonichu and the chrisnicles

void bison
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the dimensional merge is soon

solar gorge
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soon

void bison
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I cannot wait to meet my favorite fictional characters

void bison
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might be the wrong link is it a radio mix or whatever

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oh nvm its right i just dk why they added that

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palate cleanser

delicate shadow
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of all the history you lot could be learning you choose this

sonic yarrow
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is flamer usable

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because i dont get it

void bison
delicate shadow
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flamer is incredibly usable

frosty herald
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i agree

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now i will learn the history of foot fungus

sonic yarrow
heady rapids
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boot bungus

north sedge
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brace and let loose

heady rapids
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burber bing boot bettuce

delicate shadow
frosty herald
sonic yarrow
north sedge
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(make sure your burn stat is 76+)

sonic yarrow
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what am i meant to use it on

north sedge
sonic yarrow
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last time i used flamer it was op as hell, a long long time ago

carmine falcon
north sedge
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everything besides crushers basically

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they haven't really changed flamer

sonic yarrow
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it changed a lot

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it used to kill everything

carmine falcon
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still does the same thing

sonic yarrow
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slower now

north sedge
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it still kills everything, besides crushers

carmine falcon
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nope

north sedge
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they haven't changed the flamer at all

carmine falcon
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its insanely strong with infinite cleave

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meaning u burn everything

sonic yarrow
delicate shadow
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it'll dunk pretty much everything but carapace and bosses

gleaming furnace
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when ?

void bison
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what kind of fruit are you?!

sonic yarrow
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the gay kind

north sedge
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ok true they gave it a new blessing that's a so-so pick

gleaming furnace
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an orange ?

void bison
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oranges are heterosexual

frosty herald
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thats the only change

gleaming furnace
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r u sure ? what about apples ?

carmine falcon
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seems like not many mods gotten updates

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what are the wagies doing

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work it work it

void bison
gleaming furnace
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hmmm

ivory marlin
sonic yarrow
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see my problem with flamer is i could be doing way better dps instead

acoustic dune
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i need to stop eating raw garlic

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my mouth bhurt

sonic yarrow
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also the switch time is soooo slow

void bison
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as someone who hasn't played darktide in months or used flamer in years

exotic plaza
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flamer is goated bruh

delicate shadow
void bison
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infinite cleave killing every single enemy at once is really high dps

exotic plaza
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blaze away + everlasting

gleaming furnace
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yea but its always been slow n the flammenwerfer should be able to kill anything thats not a crusher or a boss

exotic plaza
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everlasting is basically infinite ammo

sonic yarrow
gleaming furnace
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everlasting is overrated af

exotic plaza
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nah

gleaming furnace
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nah carapace is a waste

exotic plaza
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you dont have to reload in middle of horde in havoc

gleaming furnace
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flak unyielding

delicate shadow
sonic yarrow
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i actively worry about carapace

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it's in my nightmares

gleaming furnace
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melee them

spare talon
void bison
delicate shadow
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flamer is not a solution to carapace, you want your melee

sonic yarrow
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oh right

exotic plaza
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flamer is a solution to not bosses and not crusher

gleaming furnace
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burning them is shrimply imprawnsible

carmine falcon
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flamer is perfect with something like big thundie because u can bonk the scary thing with it and burn the fleshy things with flamer

delicate shadow
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me trying to flame the crusher

carmine falcon
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very ez pz

spare talon
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Resharkable....

exotic plaza
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its the second best horde clear weapon

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jsut behind inferno

sonic yarrow
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second question, why is the relic sword so good?

delicate shadow
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because relic sword is insanely roided out

carmine falcon
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DUH!

gleaming furnace
night path
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ok this dumb stealth thammer/laspistol ranged build with momentum actually feels like it might not just be a complete meme.

carmine falcon
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it also has more interesting combos than 99% of the weapons

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for some reason

sonic yarrow
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the fact that it blocks attacks while turning on and off like WTF

delicate shadow
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like you'll dunk everything with relic blade, and it's actually fun

sonic yarrow
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why doesnt vet powersword do that

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thats so broken

gleaming furnace
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i think it does now

carmine falcon
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cause vet powersword is stronger

void bison
carmine falcon
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dps wise

exotic plaza
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vet ps6 is literally the strongest melee in the game

sonic yarrow
#

i like the attack cycles

#

the fact that it goes into stab mode when running

#

very cool

carmine falcon
#

if u can get past activating powersword its the strongest melee on humans ye

delicate shadow
#

because Vet doesn't deserve shit
nerf veteran
barrel veteran
steal veteran's ammo

misty ravine
heady rapids
exotic plaza
heady rapids
#

now the falchion too

exotic plaza
#

literally nothing

sonic yarrow
#

and i used power sword a lot

#

now i hate it

#

because no infinite cleave

steel agate
sonic yarrow
#

why even bother

delicate shadow
#

honestly if I play vet I just run the standard issue shovel or tac axe

void bison
#

dagoth ur levels of racism

sonic yarrow
#

im joking though, i dont use power sword because i always cycle myself into death

#

i like relic blade a lot

#

it feels very good

opaque island
ivory marlin
#

Im home

spare talon
#

Cuz theyre awesome

ivory marlin
#

Time to cuddle my cat

frosty herald
#

i need my powerfist

void bison
sonic yarrow
#

im coming back to my level 30 zealot and the game tells me to play 10 matches of lowest difficulty

frosty herald
#

skip the campaign at krall

sonic yarrow
valid fractal
ivory marlin
#

Instantly passed out next to me

sonic yarrow
#

it still forces me to play low difficulty

valid fractal
#

also why in gods name is Mk15 eviscerator so fucking slow

void bison
#

anybody want to watch a horror film together

frosty herald
void bison
valid fractal
#

mk3 is lightning fast by comparison

spare talon
sonic yarrow
#

vet needs more guns

#

melta for example

spare talon
frosty herald
#

vet could possibly get the power axe alongside zealot

#

since navy breachers use axes

valid fractal
ivory marlin
valid fractal
delicate shadow
sonic yarrow
#

is there a way to skip campaign after selecting it

#

this is so ass

spare talon
#

Mk15 also both has more cleave and damage output for the swings they have, and they're in a babified moveset

frosty herald
sonic yarrow
frosty herald
#

AT KRALL

sonic yarrow
#

where is krall

void bison
sonic yarrow
#

the barber shop guy?

valid fractal
spare talon
carmine falcon
delicate shadow
carmine falcon
#

ugliest reshade mod ive ever seen

delicate shadow
sonic yarrow
frosty herald
north sedge
#

give vet a backpack as a weapon, so i can yell "that's my purse i dont know you!" at everything

frosty herald
#

we know that a double bladed and single blade power axe are coming

ivory marlin
gleaming furnace
sonic yarrow
#

where am i supposed to skip

frosty herald
#

guh

clever ferry
sonic yarrow
#

but that changes my personality

void bison
delicate shadow
ivory marlin
clever ferry
#

if your account is viable to skip

steel agate
sonic yarrow
#

now i have to remember wtf i selected 3 years ago

void bison
ivory marlin
#

Oh crazy

tranquil bone
clever ferry
sonic yarrow
clever ferry
sonic yarrow
#

true

#

time to go cadian

#

is there really no way to see the background of my character

#

after all this time

median steeple
#

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

sonic yarrow
#

shut up twink

median steeple
#

couldn't farther from the truth

ivory marlin
#

Woah

copper hawk
#

Still iiin the fiiiiles..

frosty herald
#

thats the insignia

heady rapids
copper hawk
#

Waiting..

frosty herald
copper hawk
#

@hard nexus

ivory marlin
frosty herald
copper hawk
#

@median steeple shut up twink

acoustic dune
#

jealous

copper hawk
ivory marlin
copper hawk
ivory marlin
copper hawk
#

Because I am manly

#

And full of testosterone

ivory marlin
#

So true

#

It turns you straight

median steeple
#

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

copper hawk
sonic yarrow
#

what is the funniest zealot personality

median steeple
#

Judge

copper hawk
#

The scottish one

ivory marlin
#

Oh in game

carmine falcon
#

judge because bro is corny as shit

ivory marlin
#

Uhhh

#

Idk

copper hawk
#

Or the socially awkward one

ivory marlin
#

Judge probably

copper hawk
#

I think that's judge

#

Fanatic is the scottish one

#

That 1 is my fav

#

The not judge one

sonic yarrow
#

ok im picking agitator then because you guys are a hive mind

visual stream
#

I like fanatic but both judge and fan can be funny sometimes

carmine falcon
#

scottish guy is a must have if you run flamer

visual stream
#

Agitator is for nerds

heady rapids
#

@frosty herald should i maybe be power guarding the bullshit combo

#

i wonder

copper hawk
#

Agitator? Is the best va of that bunch methinks

sonic yarrow
#

oh i hate her voice

copper hawk
#

When the girl version gets pinned or picked up

#

She screams

#

Like

visual stream
#

Waiter! Another ten self lashings!

copper hawk
#

The va put her heart and soul into it

gleaming furnace
#

scottish one cus he says THE OGRRYN HASH BEEN SHTRUCK BY HOLY FERRVORR

copper hawk
#

Like the only person who makes the character sound terrified for her life

frosty herald
sonic yarrow
#

im going fanatic because i like women screaming in my ears

gleaming furnace
#

he sounds like sean connery uwugryn

copper hawk
#

Best va in the game

frosty herald
#

and then start dodge rolling infront of its leg

carmine falcon
#

best agitator is male agitator

heady rapids
#

death

frosty herald
#

youll still need to evade rockets bu the lasers cant hit you from that engle

#

then rush when he does the big laser or run diagonally away from the laser towards omega

#

seems like your just barely fast enough to not get hit

copper hawk
#

Vortex sucks

heady rapids
#

i can easily block the beam itself

#

YO

#

YOU GAVE ME AN IDEA

#

i draw enmity

#

someone else runs in front

#

blocks the beam

#

genius

carmine falcon
frosty herald
#

be VERY careful

#

the beam will still move when someone else is blocking and you have emnity

heady rapids
#

its uh

#

preferable

#

to me dying

#

yk

frosty herald
#

you have enough defense to survive the beam on its own

visual stream
heady rapids
#

honestly best outcome to that would be if olivia got enmity

frosty herald
#

then let others use healing powder

heady rapids
#

yeah needs powder

#

or i die

#

cause of chip

#

but no one is paying attention

sonic yarrow
#

i did the scourge and it still doesnt let me skip campaign

copper hawk
#

What the fuck r u goobers talking about

median steeple
frosty herald
#

Savage omega in monster hunter wilds

lunar fable
#

monter hunter

clever ferry
sonic yarrow
#

so dumb

#

time to solo malice i guess

median steeple
#

brain rot campaign

clever ferry
#

it's like 16 missions

#

it's not thatb ad

heady rapids
#

campaign had 1 fun gimmick

median steeple
#

lost my shit grinding diffs ofr ary

copper hawk
#

It's actually totally dogshit

#

It's very bad

#

Dont listen

frosty herald
#

Seems like im one of the only ones of my friends to beat savage omega with support hunters

median steeple
#

the cutscenes are cool

heady rapids
#

when rinda jumps out of the wall

#

on carnival

median steeple
#

but the diff grind is

#

AUGH

copper hawk
#

A match is around 20 minutes

heady rapids
#

too bad youre playing MALICE

#

when that happens

copper hawk
#

At the absolutely fastest

#

Using mmt on something other than rolling steel

median steeple
#

at least im not getting campaign mission while queing for qp

#

shit was ass

copper hawk
#

I did the math and it's like

sonic yarrow
copper hawk
#

6 hours till you get auric

#

I stopped playing arbites simply because of this

#

Straight up dropped the class

#

Couldnt be fucked

sonic yarrow
#

btw what happened to those side missions involving killing the two siblings

copper hawk
#

Nearly 2k hours on darktide and it requires me to play 10000 matches of malice at level like 20

clever ferry
#

I'm glad people are being gatekept out of difficulties

copper hawk
#

Im out damaging everyone with an incomplete tree

#

Have friends pull me into aurics and out damage them at lvl 27

clever ferry
sonic yarrow
clever ferry
#

it's the 12th campaign mission

copper hawk
#

Naaaah stay in just before unlocking damnation

clever ferry
#

you can

sonic yarrow
#

i dont see anywhere i can find it

clever ferry
sonic yarrow
#

yeah

clever ferry
#

You still get the banner according to the difficulty you complete

#

I got one on a new character yesterday

carmine falcon
copper hawk
#

I couldnt

carmine falcon
#

u a fakea

copper hawk
#

Cant be fucked

old furnace
#

Gonna sound weird/silly but., Any advise for dodging with the relic sword?
For some reason I feel super heavy with it and barely move. I am running BP and thinking swapping to IJ would help due to its dodge bonuses but thought I'd check if theres some, technique I'm missing?

Sometimes the dodges feel good, other times especially in combat I'm barely moving. the new UI is throwing me off but I don't think its that I'm dodging while out of stam/dodges. Though that could be a possibility?

copper hawk
#

Im employed

heady rapids
#

noobio

carmine falcon
#

im employed too

#

im just built different

copper hawk
#

Not enough it seems

sonic yarrow
#

anyways all my characters are level 30 but i guess i have to play malice to deserve playing fucking damnation

carmine falcon
#

i mean cant u skip the campaign now

heady rapids
#

"employed" boots up darktide mid work to look at slop shop

carmine falcon
#

or do u still need to unlock diffs? kek_k1

copper hawk
#

Yes

#

You have to unlock the diffs as arbites

median steeple
#

Slop shop addiction

copper hawk
#

Even on old accounts

carmine falcon
#

we are NOT the same

copper hawk
#

Yep

heady rapids
#

ill bring this up with hr

copper hawk
#

Employed the same way ainz is

#

Aka sitting at a desk doing whatever

#

Zigh

carmine falcon
#

its called work from home chuddie

heady rapids
#

isnt ainz a minor

#

weird

copper hawk
#

My paws look like this so hers can look like this

plush estuary
#

whuh

copper hawk
#

Ainz the Minor

plush estuary
#

I am dward rn

median steeple
#

the miner

heady rapids
#

the miner

plush estuary
heady rapids
#

my digga

carmine falcon
#

ill be unemployed soon anyway

heady rapids
#

good

carmine falcon
heady rapids
#

end employment worldwide

copper hawk
#

Work from home is a scam

carmine falcon
#

a scam for the boss maybe

#

for me its goated

copper hawk
#

Fack u

#

Spits

#

Spits at u

carmine falcon
#

cope army man!

median steeple
#

my interview got canceled so im considering blowing up a nuclear device in silicone valley

copper hawk
#

FACK uuuu

#

If ur 8 hour day isnt pushing an 11 hour day for no fucking reason

#

R u rlly enployed

#

Employed*

carmine falcon
#

that goes beyond employed

#

that's just slavery

heady rapids
#

you should work 12 hours 2/2 instead

#

spending one of your days off dead from the 2 12 hours shifts

median steeple
#

WAITER WAITER MORE DPS CHARACTERS

heady rapids
#

and the other preparing

#

for 2 more

tranquil bone
copper hawk
#

I cant wait to get out

#

So i can queer out

plush estuary
#

queering it so hard rn

copper hawk
#

Grow my hair out paint my nails wear silly clothes and jewelry

#

Ah ,, the life ,,

#

Like uh we have ncopd every week

#

So imagine u get ur like

ivory marlin
#

Cica whats it like being a gay whatever you are

heady rapids
copper hawk
#

One extra day off that month right

#

And ur like

#

Wow a break from mandatory pt and work i can slepe in !

#

No you have to be at ncopd in uniform at 1150

frosty herald
copper hawk
#

Or we hang u by ur testicles

#

For 15 mins btw

#

Today our ssg yapped at us about julius caesar and the first intro slide had a fucking picture of Augustus

#

The one w the baby and the spear

#

Glad i could participate

#

Couldnt be fucked 2 put a Julius Caesar statue

#

Rolls over and dies

#

I get off work at 2230 in bed and clean by like 2330 after PT and then have to wake up at 0600 for a ht and wt at 0700 only to step on a fucking scale it tell me im 158 lbs and then immediately leave being like 20 lbs below when i would have to be taped

#

Why. WHY !!!!!

#

Most fearsome fighting force on the planet o algo

hearty nebula
#

weirdo

heady rapids
#

its military uniform

copper hawk
heady rapids
#

no

#

i dont think i want to

copper hawk
#

He took a selfie in uniform

#

In a mirror

#

Most fearsome fighting force in the world o algo

#

Trump voter too btw they found his social media

#

The super unwoke warrior Hegseth wants

#

This fighting force needs a Hero !

median steeple
#

I will take a 1000 of these guys instead of the super hitler rapists that they praise (russian army)

carmine falcon
#

is the chaxe version that's basically a rashad still considered the worse one

heady rapids
#

the 12?

carmine falcon
#

yeah

heady rapids
#

it got buffed i think

#

i always used it tho

carmine falcon
#

im used to 4

heady rapids
#

idk

#

it was always the better one cause it was new

copper hawk
#

The guy wearing that pup mask wore his nametapes in that image btw

#

Nameplate*

carmine falcon
#

wtf