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i think his buddy runs up to him after getting stuck with a bolt
and he brought the explosion to him
bruh
because i think that guy had already been downed once and was fragile
and the mustard bomb in the worst place
ive been beamed into the dot fire multiple times
i hate it when it mustards me cause i have the slowest anims out of our teams
cause lance
tru
i got his combos down
but
sometimes you just dont get lucky with rotations
on his taacks
the rolls for heavy bowgun are the worst becaus youll always get clipped by the mirv
time is not strictly linear to kevin so it is difficult to say
ok hab dreyko with everlasting flame piety and 2 deployed ammo boxes is rediculously funny
just eternal flamer
but imma be real yam i didnt feel the time
i did
like we had 15-20 mins on phase 4
I see...How many has Kevin killed?
i had like 13 seconds left or something
the support hunter dps is still abysmal ngl
yeahhh
discord embed so powerful i couldnt load it on my phone and had to get on my PC to watch it
@heady rapids got any game?
nope
No good evil wretched loadout
i called it aidsmancy
it got less fun like a week later when other people started doing it to me
lots of questions; maybe too many questions...
lmfao
i had to pull out the jail hammer it was that bad
its my moron magnum opus
ill be real
i didnt even remember to bring a fire 2nd
i think im the only one who deals damage to my character in that fight
btw lads
i need to make an artian lance i guess
the self harm increases your damage to them
get paralysis instead
dps doesnt mean anything if the monster doesnt sit still

you get 2 para procs at least
with the green guy
i dont think you can para it after but i might be wrong
since resistances
and stuff
idk let me check
oh tehre's no data
id rather run fire then cause its sitting still for at least two para durations
atleast the dreamspell armor looks cool
and when gogmazios drops everyone is using his weapons since they look by far the best
Paralysis goes up every time you paralyze an enemy. It does hit a max cap after 2 paralysis and the timer for it super short that it's like 2-3 seconds if it's neutral to paralysis. I don't have the exact numbers, but after 2 you are getting kinda low value
if you dont kill it within 2 paralysis its a guaranteed wipe
are we coping ts
there's more time
its like a 1 minute and 30 secs timer
it stays paralyzed for maybe a 1/3rd of the fight
if it doesnt start jumping around you're good
what you really need is mogs charged
i forgot about em lol
lowk
if you're doing coop
if you're bad at the game
everyone should leave the party for ners phase
then come back in after you die
lol
lololololol
omega gets a permanent damage boost and all of his hitzones harden with 1 tier
you arent beating him after that
Relic Blade
Chainsword
Crusher
Eviscerator
Knife
Tactical Axe
Axe
shitzone
In no order
is heavy sword still shit agianst carapace?
yes
i really like its moveset
Yeah
specially the heavy one
Chastise exists though
yeah but its for my chorus build
Unless havoc
how fun is the evis
only time i use it was a year ago
Lolol
when it was newly added
You could switch to a fire hammer
Well
yall talking about monster hunter
Savage omega
otherwise im enjoying tanking the fucker aside from 1 combo he does
where im dead 90% of the time
mirv rockets my beloathed
legit the WORST combo is laser mirv laser mirv into big laser
if you block it your guaranteed to die
yeah
bow and db players having fun probably
how does someone hate a 7 year old
not having to
even with sergy hbg its so tough
Some people just hate kids, some people hate step kids since they're a reminder of their current SO's ex
its probably more fun to toss them lion king style
FINAL FANTASY XVI DLC Echoes of the Fallen Omega No Damage Boss Fight
00:00 Intro
00:34 Phase1
03:30 Phase2
09:10 Phase3
"My son doesn't talk to us, why?"
inb4 we get this monstrosity in master rank
me whenn i hatr baby for no reason
The kid could also play stealth knife with flesh tearer lacerate in which the hate would be justified
lies
does anyone have that "these lines have me cooked" clip from dying light the beast
we all know kids arent yet sweat
combing through chat for it rn
i bet they play thammer
Found the narcissist
me when
foul
average person on quora being the most deplorable human beings
Sometiems i really want to hurt you knify
@heady rapids whats also funny is powerscaling right now
Cica am i your favorite guy named jelly
not him
we killed a construct that fought midgardsomr to a standstill and killed bahamut
skonged out of my gourd...
Misgardsonr sounds familiar
Ur next
the father of dragons in ff14
I hate that guy
He stole my power
Abs hydelon is a bitch for not being there for me when i needed her
Ff14 is a lie
Like 2nd favorite or like im next to die
There is no warrior of light, there is no seven scions, and there's no such thing as primals
Ciac sucks!
Bro is making threats online
Classic ringleader
oh yeah
I'm actually the mafia
IS THAT BRICK?
meaning the iron hands champion is techmarine
Help, my brain is confused
iron hands arent confirmed any champions yet foolish yam
Yeah its my son
i mean with some logical thinking
He was bleppin up a storm
with some logical thinking we end up with salamander sniper try again
saber isnt THAT dumb
lets be real
we nee more of the short king
it is cool atleast theyre still making a blood angel jumpack so theyre not completely tone deff
maybe the raaven will hve them
That's it, I'm calling it, I'm exterminatus tertium
id imagine cause sanguinary guard armor is not different enough
uhh
we havent had new leaks
all of the content has been datamined
gotta wait for hitfixes or the next update
Whats up with shroud with relic blade being able to deal big damage to all bosses but the twins. I can kill all bosses including captains but not the twins. Whats up with that? I deal like small chunk damage but that's about it?
i believe they have a damage cap per phase
what does tht mean?
He broke his water bowl last night
with no laser
Iirc yeah unless you can like, stealth hammer one tap em
you know how they dissapear in smoke after a certain amount of damage
It means if you don't surpass damage to pop them they'll bring the shield back up incrementally
i like his funny short leg
I was talking about havoc my b
oh
oh darktide
right
I love everything about him
you mightve missed the head then
I most definitely hit the head
@heady rapids grind other sm2 class when
@heady rapids another revelation
I've done it in a few missions wondering why. I even changed my flak to cara
idk
prease get your friend to do other class
the hints might also be for cross class cosmetics
like robes on other classes and the iron halo on bulwark
maybe
aas much as i like assault weekly stink
but i want chaos
But I want to play the chaos i like on a class I like
Scratch and sniff
How much an hour
No like pay
and thats for when i am in a coma
mind you
just gave @carmine falcon a crash course on fencing power axe bulwark
you gotta battle me for the ass scratch
why are you white

pugs were ass ong
i run an all white/gold trim on all chars i play tbh
white
DR WHITE
WALTER WHITE?????????
I do cook, ngl 
hello jelly
Wait so you are paying me to try to scratch your ass before you do?
Hiya yog
you have a minimum of scratch you gotta do
to earn your pay
and i make it earn
Oh golly
I have been enjoying dying light (mr.) the beast
is your Kyle craned? are you beasting it?
I fucking wish
fucking wishes aren't allowed you cant wish for love or death thats odd parents rules #1
Well the game is definitely made for people who played dying light 1 which I appreciate
tf is wrong with your ammo
hack
Yog what if i sloppy mouth kiss you on the mouth for dying light the (mr) beast
I prefer dl1 and im not sure if I prefer dl2 or not
Dude it turned to night as I was heading to the town hall
And I don’t think that was intended
Wish they did that to dl2
💀
on the mouth would not be sufficient ngl 😔
I wasn’t expecting volatiles so damn soon, I thought they’d make a spectacle of their appearance like the first game
They uh
They didn’t
Yo, anyone got any stealth zealot builds with the knife? Update reset my build and idk what to do xD
Rest in piss loner
I got spotted and was fucking blindly tearing through the town
No one misses you
The perk not anyone in particular
Lol
I dont find volatiles that threatening in beast
Isnt kyle himself one
partially
hes got a beast eye that glows red when youre in beast mode
but volatiles still kick your ass unless its a 1 on 1
But like
The true ending is him turning into an intelligent one
Im guessing the gda or whoever it was caught and partially cured him
it was retconned to be a semi hallucination
I see
ey yog
let me find the clip
any new ship?
Thats kinda dumb
I was coming right off of finishing dl1
you only get this if you talk to a character near the start
every game has a way of trivializing them with dl2 being the easiest and then probably beast and 1
or maybe 1 and then the beast
That makes sense, I was wondering why he didn’t have the split jaws and shit
grapple hook / paragliding / grapple hook or the dash sprint
Fair
you can pretty much always keep them behind you if you just keep dashing and occasionally looking back for a uv light
Nice that the uv light works on just regular biters now too
Im assuming this is the dl2 virus still
Yo, anyone got any stealth zealot builds with the knife? Update reset my build and idk what to do xD
I haven’t played dl2 but I know it’s a new strain
it takes place one year after dl2 I believe
Gotchya
I think they had to do something for the new game to make sense
release was ass but I enjoyed playing through it recently
I noticed i lost stamina on a ladderand quit
they fixed that
LMAO
now its only the very beginning thats like that until you take your first inhibitor
I know dl2 protag gets decked in the face constantly
they changed that too actually
he dodges the attack in most cutscenes now
beast is very much just dl2 core with weightier combat and better atmosphere
I liked dl2
its got exaggerated blood sprays and physics that make it a sidegrade to the beast
But yeah I’ll check out dl2, the mirror’s edge of zombie games
the paragliding shouldn't have been a thing in dying light but the parkour is maybe the best
since castor woods isnt the best map for parkour
Bro.
the story is so so so so so so so awful though
whats wrong cica
is that sonichu
Tf does this mean
chris chan says it alot
its the reverse of girlfriend free boy
the infinitely high boyfriend factor
he has a comic all about it
btw
i find it funny that the sonichu medallion curse
is a real thing
like that thing is proper cursed
Loik dat fing ish prawpa kershed
ive been watching through the comprehensive history and one of his trolls was killed in his comic by 10 people pressing the button for the electric chair simultaneously
they don't write stuff this good anymore
for making a ripoff called asperchu because Chris chan got mad at aspergers people stealing autistic people's spotlight
chris chan with the apu accent when entering an indian restaurant
most of the trolls are just as bad as him though
Yep
episode 10 of Chris chan comprehensive history is incredibly sadistic and it was a 13 year old
and a criminal in some cases
not really trolling just being incredibly obnixious
if it was trolling it wouldve been done smart like liquid chris
obnoxious is downplaying it since it was almost torture
Yes
thats
stupid
atleast be creatuve
Future psychopath
watching the man who shall not be named streaming 
bro's rusty as shit
wait
why did i ping bro
my bad
in your dream?
saying 20 slurs in a row
chris chan is now epically trolled
now that i pinged him u fellas help him out
him and the idea guys which i havent gotten to yet but they were the ones to feed her delusions of being a goddess and fiction being real
Lol
as well as stealing at least 6k dollars from her
Forget the troll that convinced chris to be trans
after getting called 20 slur you die
Lol all good just found a build from mister E which is basically doing what I want

I think the trans thing is actually fairly consistent and also reviewed by a psychiatrist iirc
i think they convinced chris to do every possible thing you can do at this point
when did he lose his virginity to a prostitude again?
i need to do a year before he did
Wellll before that
theres plenty of moments ive seen throughout the series where Chris chan mentioned wondering what being a girl was like
i think im somewhere in the 20-30 episode range of Chris chan history
maybe more
its 2nd monitor content so im not absorbing every second of christory
soon
as in bad, horrible things going on
I know that 10 is the worst for a while until the idea guys
the fuck
@ivory marlin imagine this as a warframe
there's 30 episodes of chris chans history?
theres 80+
there's more than that lol
it's also still an ongoing thing
i cant believe they predicted the blue man group
there is a reason she's known as the most documented person and one of the first instances of trolling
dreamspell armor jumpscare
guh
o yea who were the winners for that one design contest
it was a while back
the first lolcow
one of the entire 40 minute episodes covered a single week
the fucking glass greatsword and meat pendant
the original
so now theres 2 meat pendants
2-3 incidents
there's hundreds of notable things
there are alot
chris falls for literally anything
and is constantly harassed
and keeps interacting with said harassers
you can boil a lot of it down early on into sadistic people pretending to be girls to troll him and him/her vehemently denying being gay
I wonder what cyrax is up too
chris chan cosplayed as mr popo once
whos mr popo
hes also racist because he grew up with geriatric Christian boomers
his third eye is opening
which one of them is mr popo
the black one
bro is baiting
oooh
daima reveals that mr popo is actualy an imp
well thats one more thing i learned today
something to binge for later ig
back to peacemaker
the modern bible
yes you will
dragon ball daima?
ligma
hark the sacred gospel of sonichu and the chrisnicles
the dimensional merge is soon
soon
I cannot wait to meet my favorite fictional characters
care to elaborate
might be the wrong link is it a radio mix or whatever
oh nvm its right i just dk why they added that
palate cleanser
its the narrator guy advertising one of his other documentaries
flamer is incredibly usable
how do i use it
boot bungus
brace and let loose
burber bing boot bettuce
I usually point the hot end towards the enemy
hold right click then hold left click and aim roughly at the enemy
on chaff or elites
(make sure your burn stat is 76+)
what am i meant to use it on
yes
last time i used flamer it was op as hell, a long long time ago
brace it then hold mouse 1
burn everything
overpressure + blaze away blessings
still does the same thing
slower now
it still kills everything, besides crushers
nope
they haven't changed the flamer at all
they literally did though
it'll dunk pretty much everything but carapace and bosses
when ?
what kind of fruit are you?!
the gay kind
ok true they gave it a new blessing that's a so-so pick
an orange ?
oranges are heterosexual
chastice doesnt give rending on ranged
thats the only change
r u sure ? what about apples ?
seems like not many mods gotten updates

what are the wagies doing
work it work it
bi curious
chat
hmmm
Wowzers
see my problem with flamer is i could be doing way better dps instead
also the switch time is soooo slow
as someone who hasn't played darktide in months or used flamer in years
flamer is goated bruh
like if you just run blaze away+overpressure and flakiac (idr if those are still the meta options or not but w/e) you should legit melt anything that isn't carapace
infinite cleave killing every single enemy at once is really high dps
blaze away + everlasting
yea but its always been slow n the flammenwerfer should be able to kill anything thats not a crusher or a boss
everlasting is basically infinite ammo
so i need those two blessings and extra carapace damage?
everlasting is overrated af
nah
nah carapace is a waste
you dont have to reload in middle of horde in havoc
flak unyielding
I wouldn't worry about carapace
melee them
You have a melee weapon
gay fruits are stuff like dragon fruit
flamer is not a solution to carapace, you want your melee
oh right
flamer is a solution to not bosses and not crusher
burning them is shrimply imprawnsible
flamer is perfect with something like big thundie because u can bonk the scary thing with it and burn the fleshy things with flamer
me trying to flame the crusher
very ez pz
Resharkable....
second question, why is the relic sword so good?
lober 🦞
prown
because relic sword is insanely roided out
because its a greatsword with a force field

DUH!
ok this dumb stealth thammer/laspistol ranged build with momentum actually feels like it might not just be a complete meme.
the fact that it blocks attacks while turning on and off like WTF
like you'll dunk everything with relic blade, and it's actually fun
i think it does now
cause vet powersword is stronger
I love the sprint attack animation
dps wise
i noticed
vet ps6 is literally the strongest melee in the game
i like the attack cycles
the fact that it goes into stab mode when running
very cool
if u can get past activating powersword its the strongest melee on humans ye
because Vet doesn't deserve shit
nerf veteran
barrel veteran
steal veteran's ammo
At launch Power Sword had near infinite cleave, and could slash like 6 times with Power Cycler if you were lucky enough to get Tier 4 Cycler early on
always did both of them
what on ogryn compete with ps6 lmao
now the falchion too
literally nothing
ik i was there
and i used power sword a lot
now i hate it
because no infinite cleave
Veteran inside the barrel, give it to the Ogryn to toss at heretics
why even bother
honestly if I play vet I just run the standard issue shovel or tac axe
dagoth ur levels of racism
im joking though, i dont use power sword because i always cycle myself into death
i like relic blade a lot
it feels very good
come veteran, friend or heretic, come.
Im home
Cuz theyre awesome
Time to cuddle my cat
i need my powerfist
I got 3 more hours
im coming back to my level 30 zealot and the game tells me to play 10 matches of lowest difficulty
skip the campaign at krall
i did
wish we had something eviscerator-esque for vet tbh, it feels wrong to part ways with the twohanded chainsword
Instantly passed out next to me
it still forces me to play low difficulty
also why in gods name is Mk15 eviscerator so fucking slow
anybody want to watch a horror film together
vet would never get an eviscerator
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mk3 is lightning fast by comparison
Because its a giant two handed chainsword
There are 1 handed chainswords lol
vet could possibly get the power axe alongside zealot
since navy breachers use axes
i know, thats why i said something similar. As in something twohanded
You can try to cuddle concrete too ig but hes not fond of people who arent me
compared to mk3, mk15 is horribly slow
Mk15 also both has more cleave and damage output for the swings they have, and they're in a babified moveset
i literally just told you
where
a two handed shovel
AT KRALL
where is krall
would he like watching FROGS (1972)
the barber shop guy?
Y E S
No
A shovel in each of your two hands
yes him, the best character
ugliest reshade mod ive ever seen
DUAL WELDING
i have not used him since launch tbh
give vet a backpack as a weapon, so i can yell "that's my purse i dont know you!" at everything
we know that a double bladed and single blade power axe are coming
He likes danny gonzalez and drew gooden
in 2030
make one of them throwable like far cry 5 throwing shovel
where am i supposed to skip
guh
Click the scourge
but that changes my personality
it was strange seeing the hypno video
big shoutout to that one elderly lady that stopped a bank robbery by hitting gunmen with her handbag
We both fell asleep at that one ngl
Just click what you want and at the end you get to choose to skip
if your account is viable to skip
2nd option should do it after you reselect your operators looks, it’ll be a prompt at the end
now i have to remember wtf i selected 3 years ago
he was saying he didnt think he was hypnotized while the snap of a mans fingers made him go limp
Oh crazy
Do good looking reshades actually exist? I've only ever seen them used by cheaters and people completely devoid of good taste
Tbh who cares it's useless options
i care 
Considering you don't remember your choices doesn't seem like you cared that much
true
time to go cadian
is there really no way to see the background of my character
after all this time
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
shut up twink
couldn't farther from the truth
Woah
As well as a 2h chaxe
Still iiin the fiiiiles..
thats the insignia
Waiting..
LOL
Cica im mailing 3 boneless wings to your current location
to be fair it seems like fatshark is slowly putting in the insignia weapons
@median steeple shut up twink
Jelly im mailing 3 nuclear fission warheads to your current location
Laced with gay sauce
No effect on me
Thats mean dude what the hell
LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

what is the funniest zealot personality
Judge
The scottish one
judge because bro is corny as shit
Or the socially awkward one
Judge probably
I think that's judge
Fanatic is the scottish one
That 1 is my fav
The not judge one
ok im picking agitator then because you guys are a hive mind
I like fanatic but both judge and fan can be funny sometimes
scottish guy is a must have if you run flamer
Agitator is for nerds
Agitator? Is the best va of that bunch methinks
Hater
oh i hate her voice
Waiter! Another ten self lashings!
The va put her heart and soul into it
scottish one cus he says THE OGRRYN HASH BEEN SHTRUCK BY HOLY FERRVORR
Like the only person who makes the character sound terrified for her life
ok so once the combo starts walk between the lasers
im going fanatic because i like women screaming in my ears
he sounds like sean connery 
Best va in the game
and then start dodge rolling infront of its leg
best agitator is male agitator
death
youll still need to evade rockets bu the lasers cant hit you from that engle
then rush when he does the big laser or run diagonally away from the laser towards omega
seems like your just barely fast enough to not get hit
Vortex sucks
i can easily block the beam itself
YO
YOU GAVE ME AN IDEA
i draw enmity
someone else runs in front
blocks the beam
genius
yo momma!
be VERY careful
the beam will still move when someone else is blocking and you have emnity
you have enough defense to survive the beam on its own
There was one of the vet personalities who actually sounds like he's getting his soul pulled out of him
honestly best outcome to that would be if olivia got enmity
then let others use healing powder
i did the scourge and it still doesnt let me skip campaign
What the fuck r u goobers talking about
Savage omega in monster hunter wilds
monter hunter
Then your account doesn't have the option to
brain rot campaign
campaign had 1 fun gimmick
lost my shit grinding diffs ofr ary
Seems like im one of the only ones of my friends to beat savage omega with support hunters
the cutscenes are cool
A match is around 20 minutes
I did the math and it's like
i didnt even notice because im too busy trying to speedrun my way to auric
6 hours till you get auric
I stopped playing arbites simply because of this
Straight up dropped the class
Couldnt be fucked
btw what happened to those side missions involving killing the two siblings
Nearly 2k hours on darktide and it requires me to play 10000 matches of malice at level like 20
I'm glad people are being gatekept out of difficulties
It's in the campaign
Im out damaging everyone with an incomplete tree
Have friends pull me into aurics and out damage them at lvl 27
but you cant get the reward anymore right
it's the 12th campaign mission
Naaaah stay in just before unlocking damnation
you can
i dont see anywhere i can find it
if you mean the banner
yeah
You still get the banner according to the difficulty you complete
I got one on a new character yesterday
I couldnt
u a fakea
Cant be fucked
Gonna sound weird/silly but., Any advise for dodging with the relic sword?
For some reason I feel super heavy with it and barely move. I am running BP and thinking swapping to IJ would help due to its dodge bonuses but thought I'd check if theres some, technique I'm missing?
Sometimes the dodges feel good, other times especially in combat I'm barely moving. the new UI is throwing me off but I don't think its that I'm dodging while out of stam/dodges. Though that could be a possibility?
Im employed
noobio
Not enough it seems
anyways all my characters are level 30 but i guess i have to play malice to deserve playing fucking damnation
i mean cant u skip the campaign now
"employed" boots up darktide mid work to look at slop shop
or do u still need to unlock diffs? 
Slop shop addiction
Even on old accounts
i also play sm2 at work

we are NOT the same
Yep
ill bring this up with hr
need to unlock
its called work from home chuddie
My paws look like this so hers can look like this
whuh
Ainz the Minor
I am dward rn
the miner
the miner
my digga
ill be unemployed soon anyway
good

end employment worldwide
Work from home is a scam
cope army man!
my interview got canceled so im considering blowing up a nuclear device in silicone valley
FACK uuuu
If ur 8 hour day isnt pushing an 11 hour day for no fucking reason
R u rlly enployed
Employed*
you should work 12 hours 2/2 instead
spending one of your days off dead from the 2 12 hours shifts
WAITER WAITER MORE DPS CHARACTERS
Is been very very funny hearing about rivals and watching them make every mistake OW did practically in order
It is man
I cant wait to get out
So i can queer out
queering it so hard rn
Grow my hair out paint my nails wear silly clothes and jewelry
Ah ,, the life ,,
Like uh we have ncopd every week
So imagine u get ur like
Cica whats it like being a gay whatever you are
how about this instead
One extra day off that month right
And ur like
Wow a break from mandatory pt and work i can slepe in !
No you have to be at ncopd in uniform at 1150
deadpool needs to be a self healing tank
Or we hang u by ur testicles
For 15 mins btw
Today our ssg yapped at us about julius caesar and the first intro slide had a fucking picture of Augustus
The one w the baby and the spear
Glad i could participate
Couldnt be fucked 2 put a Julius Caesar statue
Rolls over and dies
I get off work at 2230 in bed and clean by like 2330 after PT and then have to wake up at 0600 for a ht and wt at 0700 only to step on a fucking scale it tell me im 158 lbs and then immediately leave being like 20 lbs below when i would have to be taped
Why. WHY !!!!!
Most fearsome fighting force on the planet o algo
its military uniform
Did u see the image of the MSG (E8) wearing a diaper
He took a selfie in uniform
In a mirror
Most fearsome fighting force in the world o algo
Trump voter too btw they found his social media
The super unwoke warrior Hegseth wants
This fighting force needs a Hero !
I will take a 1000 of these guys instead of the super hitler rapists that they praise (russian army)
is the chaxe version that's basically a rashad still considered the worse one
the 12?
yeah
im used to 4
wtf
