#zealot-class
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im a one man caesar special

yes but no
God zealot mains are so based compared to the rest
different pants
because yeah wow the ass on those pants is just hideous
too bad cause the boots are gorgeous
Radiator Cheeks
Real question I love the bolter pistol, but what ranged actually would be good on martyzealot? Assuming I don't wanna run knives for flamer animation cancel
bistol is good
both marks
both revolvers are good in different ways (the cowboy one is still pin point accurate if you stop to shoot)
stamina aura is kinda appealing but 15% tdr for your team is hard to pass on
yea thats kinda the thing
and there's no universe where i dont take Sustained Assault + Desperation + Faithful Frenzy
so im always gonna be right there
I'll have to try the revolvers, the reload animation looks so long on the death screen so I never tried it
keep in mind being able to cancel the reload and fire at any time is its own boon
you dont have to sit there and load in the entire cylinder in one go
Oh so it's actually accurate to the per bullet reload animation? Kinda sick tbh
like every class just has 1 aura that's clearly the best
i rank the TDR and Stam as pretty close tbh
TDR still above Stam but like
not that far apart
i just tested the build and i like it, this feels like how relic was meant to be played
and yeah Beacon when you need it is unquestionably good
-15% global stamina cost is genuinely huge
You wish your ass needed heat sinks
cheeksinks
compared to like vet where it's like
- your team gets infinite ammo
- lol
- idk move speed is actually kinda good but infinite ammo
REAL
C&K is good but yeah Survivalist is game warping
I genuinely think the single best thing they could do for vet auras is just remove the ones that arent survivalist.
Idk if you played verm
Vet is for dakka if you ran any other aura you're not rping right
if you had all the auras in buckets of usefulness all the great auras would be in S tier and then Survivalist would be in S++++ Tier
But the most desired bardin was ranger bardin for the ammo drops for the team lol
This has been an issue forever
my hot take is they should remove survivalist and make ranger vet ammo boxes a base mechanic in the game or something
see at least for bardin
you had to go pick up the fucken bags
it didnt just teleport into your kit
It wasnt just free ammo slipped into your back pocket
and i get why they dont really wanna bring that back
sometimes the ammo fell through the floor
and if it didnt fall through the floor it would be a big pile of stupid looking ammo packs
idk payday 2 also did it and while that game did a lot of shit wrong that one actually worked alright
Former vet main here
I hate that vets job is
"Hand out ammo and nades"
You can do anything you want
But if you don't have survivalist and field improvement you're kinda doing it wrong
Ik but I still think its a fundamental issue of the class that not running one specific aura will get you flamed
Its like the inverse of loner
I wish dying light the beast had this as a dismemberment option
straight down the middle vertically
wait why dont they
Rule 1 of the zealot chat talk about zealot only 10% of the itme
idk ill just not bring it and feel zero shame lmao
We don't need to talk about it, everyone knows it the best class
Was talking about auras
and i dont care if vets dont either
The class chats have been like this since one month after the game dropped
most of the gore in dying light the beast is from the dying light 2 gore overhaul update
I dont care what anyone does, just win
thats unfort, since like yeah, the older game had it
No I really don't care and I enjoy it. I just love how like the #1 rule here is talk about almost anything besides zel
Zealot chat is just the most uhhh
not to worry I make sure to talk about zealot in vet chat as well
Chaotic

it's very satisfying in dl1, a jump before attacking guarantees a downward strike so you can do it pretty easily with a high damage blade
i spent hours leaping off of buses after triggering car alarms
I should try dl1 again
uhhh
nah leave it in your memory
i went back and i regretted it
the story is fucking awful
and it is constantly in the way
Last time I played it I played with the online on cause I love asymmetrical multiplayer and hackers just gave me everything and it ruined the game for me
Effective infinite ammo was just like the minimum for a "good" ranged weapon or class. Everything that could possibly use them ran conservative shooter or scrounger.
Really I heard 2 is ass, just play 1 and beast
Never finished it
all of them are good now but the story is bad in all of them
It sucked how little variety there was
Oh lmao
people dog on fatshark for having 'no story' in darktide but trust me
I just finished dying light 2 today after not touching it since the release
I think the story is perfectly serviceable down to the goofy ass final cutscene
Idk, its charming
to be slightly fair those two blessings were 99% pick rate mostly because the alternatives were ass. Like swift slaying for melee
it's a coop game, it's not gonna have anything to write home about
its ok but more importantly you can completely ignore it
and thats the best part
DL1 youre stuck listening to morons wax philosphical about the value of life
the story was utterly awful and legitimately so fucking bad but the parkour is fun and the combat is kinda a sidegrade to the beast that is a little less grounded (sending zombies flying and hazmat zombies going to space when the tank is punctured)
and its like
Darktide story feels p good in universe. Given the bare minimum, who cares do your job varlet
dude i dont care, i jsut want to kill you the instant you zombify
i have a machete that spits fire and electricty and im going to use it to cut you from the balls up
i recommend it
With online off this time
is it faster to level up via karnak twins or normal gameplay
Yeah that's true also. The good stuff was infinite ammo and the bad stuff was placebo lol
Get someone to rip you through rolling steel aurics
this is the greatest part of dying light 2
Im trying real hard to remember what I ran on BoP
they just left a bug in that lets backwards grapples send zombies to a new land
cause it's funny
Metal Gear Survive
just alex?
aiden caldwell
I only ever played a demo of one of these games on xbox 360
Dead Rising 1 and 2 are such preem games
3 I like to co op
4 is 4
I like Frank more than Chuck
If we get rid of the last of us and dying light for zombie games then my other favorite would probably just be one of the state of decays tbh
I don't think I've played many zombie games
But I like Vegas more than Willamette
he has a sister??
I wanna play days gone more but I get bored fast in it
I think once I reached midgame it would be fun
my favourite zombie game was a shitty Half-Life one mod called Brainbread
Never played Dead Island?
I do also love the F.L.E.S.H. system in dead island 2 and I might reinstall it sometime just to fuck around with that even if the game is mid
I played 2 but the original games (idr if it was riptide or the other one) had me incredibly bored even in co op
Nah
There was 1, riptide, and 2 iirc
Riptide was weird
1 was aight, never played 2
2 is just very good for the gore system
Dead Space Remake be like
nah it's even more extreme because dead space is a good game with decent gore and dead island 2 is a mid game with great gore
Tbh
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I think Dead Space Remake does the cardinal sin of not being anywhere near as good gameplay wise as the original
Its very pretty tho
the biggest downside is the voice acting more than the gameplay
Idm Isaac having an actual personality
I meant the other characters
I do mind the necromorphs hard pulling punches tho
their original performances were better for a few characters
I fucking love deadspace
I agree with that
That was fast
the necromorphs are toned down in the remake by being slower and I think not attacking all at once very much which is easier than the base game but idk dead space 1 was not a hard game anyways
or really the reason I'd play dead space I don't think
the bone breaking stuff would be incredible in dying light
Its noticeable in the remake
dangling arms and jaws
You can see the ones hanging out behind you just
damn darktide really wants me to try out tac axe
Not attacking
first pull with intent of using it for a build and the dump stat is at 60
Like ik dead space has never been "hard"
Bro was is your about me so fancy?
But they were the games that got me into speedrunning so I appreciate the challenge they had
Love it
I was about to say dead space 1&2 is a cake walk
Conversely making an already easy game even easier is ???
Like i didnt die in DSR hardcore
Not cause I wasn't trying to but because it just was not challenging me
the main cardinal sins of dead space remake to me besides the voice acting changes of some characters would probably be things like the redesign of the military suit not really fitting the style of the world and some of the new necromorphs designs being pretty disappointing
should I take decimator over headtaker
I cant think of any morph designs I was outright disappointed by tbh
I was however very impressive by the pukers
it's moreso if you compare them to original designs iirc
been a while since I checked
Nah I believe you
I don't want you to get lost in dead space but I also dont have a real answer
unless it was just a rumor some of them were literally inspired by car crash victims
Especially in tandem with the xrays
I thought it was Half Life that did that
just a very popular rumor it seems
whats the weapon
the burned man is literally just an actual burnt man isn't it
it does suck that if the game was even slightly more moddable it'd be pretty easy for someone to fix probably
if you can consistently hit all your swings then yes, but would not recommend on taxe because it is very small
you just have to make necromorphs faster and make them attack you more viciously
taxe
also should I just run it with my shroudfield bleed crit build
or a different build
e
Pov you walked 3 cm over the line on havoc
taxe fits any build
Also my favorite traitor captain name is Bjarni
well I'll go test it out
I only played part of the remake
That was my first Dead Space experience other than YouTube clips and seeing my sibling play it
I dunno whether or not I'd tell someone to play the remake first
I think original dead space is pretty epic
probably maybe 1 2 and then remake
and they never actually made a third game unfortunately
it's just not a dead space game
But I like the Isaac/Carver seperate scenes of insanity
it's otherwise a decent game
The suit designs are ass tho
My only experience with 3 was the coop and yeah it's honestly a bunch of fun.
The classic engineering rigs really are the best
trying out taxe now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBPiJAoSFno I liked this one besides the standard engineering/advanced suits
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The best weapon
Tbf
That is an engineering rig also
Its just a fat one
The advanced suits are ngl my least favorite
Theyre too, idk, sleek
I will say the DSR Titanium Suit is probably
The single best looking in the series
Nope, nice burnished titanium
i don't like the red on the visor
I like the way they red and blue mesh together on the boosters
Makes it look like it's worker gear, rather than soldier gear
I think this could've been better
The remake military suit is god awful
Imo
just the helmet
it could be bulkier in general
@spare talon
Like it had plating
He will solo
I dont play a lot of this class but I cannot imagine this is how you set up a flamethrower
Damage is dump lol
Dmg or mobi
At least it used to be unless something changed
I mean the perks
Olol
Bro is doing an extra 5 damage to poxxies
Scary poxies
Thats the dog burner 9000 right there
Im so used to people asking about stats on flamers that I immediately homed in on that
my humble little freak zealot walking into an active tabletop warhammer game:
can cheaters in dl1 forceably give you a ton of stuff or can they only drop it to be grabbed
Only drop
They dropped it but I didnt like
Know better
When they gave it to me cause I just started
Dude was like "hey man try this" and I went "damn this is really strong"
I had the same thing happen to me originally on xbox when I played dl but I just wanted to make sure in case i open up public co op
Idk i left the MP on cause its legit my favorite part of Sniper Elite 5 and Dark Souls so I figured it'd be cool there
Nope
Just people hacking
Eventually it was a hacker or 2 with me outhacking the volatile hacker who joined
I tried beast co op by quick joining but an annoying amount of people are afk whenever I try
Or spamming grenades etc with duping glitches
I'd fucking kill for this vertical split and better torso split in dl tb
beast does have a torso split besides the diagonal one but it has a pelvis or something still attached
So you dying light fiends, not quite the same but is dead island 2 worth a play?
only if you like goring zombies a lot
It seems to have gone better over time since release
the gameplay is serviceable but not special
I'm a Marty zealot main, can I just run around and hold melee?
and the story is bad
The gore system of that game is impressive
but the gore system is largely unmatched
So mid but fun for a playthrough
slashing weapons will leave large gashes and cuts
blunt weapons leave arms dangling and jaws barely attached
So if the gameplay is that mid how did the first one get so popular? Or is 1 a better game?
First game is quite janky now
I didn't play it at the time but I'm pretty sure it was just one of the first big zombie games
But it has quite an atmosphere and tone
devs from dead island split to make dying light
Dead island 1 was quite buggy if I remember when it came out
Game currently it is fine
Well I have both dying light 1 and dead island 2 downloaded so I'll try both
The reason why DI2 was so hyped was because the obvious trailer announcement that became an icon and the dead silence for many years thinking it was cancelled
Darktide ruined Dead Island 2 for me
And people kept their hopes
I tried playing it earlier this year and it felt like shit
I like the song they used for the cinematic trailer
Cause I know what good first person melee gameplay feels like
or the opening trailer i guess
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Dead Island dropping the banger trailers announcements only for the games to be mid at their best
I just can't pull away from darktide yet, I'm just replacing my Deadlock addiction with this
darktide has the best maggot based gore on the market
rejects could keep their mouths open and get free protein easily
I did not enjoy that sentence brother
That's how we got the plot armor
Tell me where is the nearest chaplain
do not play mad max then
It is beyond ridiculous that we arent a gibbering puddle of shitting and vomiting sludge at this point
that game has the best maggot based protein on the market
I've heard it was a great game, but yeah I'm not into car focused games even if it's combat
Gets put inside a Burgle
Ooh that hurt a bit
anyone done the penance to get the zealot shirt for just a flesh wound?
needs to be done in a private game but i have like 0 friends that play
It also has the free flow combat from Arkham franchise
yeah the combat is pretty fun
Did NURGLE make that game jesus
rage mode has some brutal takedowns
Perturbed Max
I'm ngl guys I can't get into Arkham, spiderman, or shadows of Mordor because of that combat
Maximum madness
Aggravated Maxwell
Assassin's creed did the same style of combat, but it didn't feel so......boring?
Jimmy-Rustled Maximilian
Not really the same combat
No not quite the same, but it's the earliest game I can remember with a similar style
You only need to counter attack to win lol
I respect the games and really wish I could like the combat, especially for the Arkham series
I like ac3 and ac4
That's kinda how bit outdated it is now 
AC Unity is really fun with the parkour and combat
I've only played 3 and 4 and revelations i think
oh wait I forgot I own valhalla but that is dogshit
I'm biased for revelations, Ezio was just too based
I can't even point to a single AC game with good combat like there's fun combat but like it's not terribly engaging
like I love black flag but the combat is not terribly great
press 2 buttons
win
I couldn't even play it because the audio is so compressed and shitty that I lost interest
That's how I feel with Arkham and spiderman, and it's not true but that's how it feels to me
i cant do button mashing beat'em ups, ac isn't quite that but its just not good imo
AC brotherhood improved a bit of the combat but the chain attack addition made it so easy
AC is for the story and parkour for sure
I don't play black flag unless I feel like watching flashy combat more than doing flashy combat
I think ghosts of tsushima is a little better if you want to actually try a little bit
https://fxtwitter.com/queen_pilled/status/1972509725846876348 I do like Unitys combat it was better than most
Indeed
GoT has actual thought a lot of the time when it comes to stances
shadow of war can be pretty difficult
me playing GoT just doing water stance and timed dodges bc it's swag
Shadow of war I wanna play just for the nemesis system so I might stop being a little bitch there
nioh 2 has the best stance switching
sometimes when im board I just force stone stance because I love it's pose
the stab 1 shot in lethal is fire too
I made a near perfect mgr raiden cosplay in nioh 2
I love my androgynous child merc cyber ninja
If I stop reposting this before the eviscerator meta changes again, just assume that I have died
sacred knowledge, handed to me by God himself in the year 3025
ahh, a talent rebalance that rewards dueling sword + boltgun even further. just what we needed, thanks fatshark
don't let darktide tempt you into using duelling chore or combat *ayde
Dueling sword is cringe tbh
i almost want to reinstall darktide
I judge those who spam dueling sword
just three knives in a trenchcoat
the last time I played was the arbites release
this rebalance raises the skill floor and lowers the skill ceiling. I will continue using my beloveds but it doesn't make me less sad 🙁
I would use a duelling sword ONLY for the giggles from painting up my zealot like a sister of battle or psyker like a rogue trader
for the stance and animation
and I would use the one everyone largely agrees is the worst
and I'd still prolly come out on top for damage
the mid-level players who only run meta are eatin with this update. before, those players opting for easy meta builds were hard-capped and easily out-DPS'd with the right build and plenty of aggression/skill. but now with this latest rebalance, all you have to do is run a DPS build and use cheese weapons and you delete everything
playing my zealot as a Dedicated Team Mom(TM)
with chorus, stun grenades, team crit activation with fury, and 3 rescue curios
he's got absolutely no idea
the eviscerator immediately went from routinely last in damage cuz I'm too busy kissin booboos
to routinely second
in my long-time-squaddie jobs
Ive been enjoying myself after very long hiatus
that gives me hope
Making weapons, idk, not a fucking gacha game has been doing wonders for me
watch that clip I just posteda sec ago
None of those words were thunder hammer you heretics
he got an idea
I'm unironically spamming it prolly to the ire of the other regulars in here
cuz the easy to miss changes, taken all together, make for a brand new weapon
move speed without rev it up
because the activation doesn't snare you now, and instead immediately maxes your movespeed
so rev, sprint, nyooom
Chaxe12 also beastly now
Can you dodge out of chainsaw animation
Yea
my fren
that's what the eviscerator is intended to do noi
before you used to have to latch and hold for the big damage at the end
now, all the wweapon damage from the swing without the rev, plus two ticks of saw, land as soon as the weapon connects
Okay I tried it literally the day before the update and hated the animation lock, now I am happy
so instead of looking for timing opportunities to latch and hold
What's messing me up is that FotF is fixed for them but I've been doing it the old way for too long
you're looking for opportunities to rev, saw, and immediately disengage
because rev + light 1 hits twice to three times as hard with the saw vs the swing alone
you can immediate oneshot shotgunners, gunners, and flak ragers
like connect, damage dealt, mob dead, your swing reset ready to go again
I'll have to try it, I love thammer but I need better chaff clear with friends
I kill one to two standard sized per light swing and two to two and a half horde
that push move tech I just posted will let you immediately go into the heavy 2 overhead nuke without needing the previous swing to combo up to it
Yeah I was gonna try relic blade, but it also seemed cringe. This might be the answer I needed
so you can rev, push, and overhead saw as your opening attack if you want to
and this is where my completely unoptimized test sword sits in terms of heavy 2 saw damage potential
without carapace damage as a perk
with carapace I'll routinely oneshot everything smaller than a field boss
on the opening attack
....that's uh, what makes it a oneshot
I realize that was poor wording
Yeah I think I'll run that when I'm with randoms tbh. Won't be as satisfying as a bonk, but Ill be able to help them out more
anyway the OG eviscerator is now a single target duellist weapon if you want it to be
What's with the tweaker number next to your weapon HUD
a crusher one shot nuker if you want it to be
oh bottom right?
for some reason ammo pickups don't fade post patch
that's the lil floaty uppy thing for every box of ammo I picked up
What do y'all think about the bolt pistol new mark?
Or I read it was new I could be wrong
I haven't used it yet but I think its only reason to exist is vet nade spam build or stagger maxxing I guess
Base Bistol already really struggled to hit one shot BPs and the new mark has less direct damage
Maybe it performs better because of vet and zealot buffs though but unsure
I don't think the explosion is worth losing cleave tbh
Yeah I wasn't really happy with it, just wanted to see if I was missing something
It loses cleave too?
I just don't understand a gun designed to be most* effective at close range
They pop on first target hit instead of penning anything which imo makes them bad
I don't think that's necessarily the biggest reason but yeah that blows
Tbf i come from a slightly different mindset where I was using them to pick out elites in hordes and what not
So not having cleave simply feels awful
Bolt pistol is my sniper/elite quick scope weapon so I can't understand the new mark at all
Or specialist I guess, idk I'm still trying to absorb all the information darktide hasn't given me
It strikes me as a distinctly "I'm in malice with my new friend and I wanna fuck around"
Yeah just run it on smite psyker so you can be extra braindead
Tbh
I exactly why it was added
People have been asking for an "explosive" bolter since day 1
I guess if it does a lot of suppression it could be good in auric and havoc
I'd see the use there
So they don't know how bolters work, thanks average fanbase
Who's gonna use it tho? Vet with their plasma gun?
Expressly lets you kill specials and lets you get close to firing squads
Tbf they do sometimes do that
I'll go get my image of SIA outta my Deathwatch codex
Well the codex lays it out, but yeah Warhammer is the king of inconsistent lore
Weapons with high suppression are pretty nice for zealot so it gives them an excuse to get close to ranged enemies
Zealot is the one use case scenario I see it for ngl
One of the only things shredder autopistol has going for it
But then I'm sacrificing my oh shit a sniper button
As an "oh shit" button
But I'm Marty zealot so I guess IDC if I'm surrounded
shredder FUCKS on gun psyker
I didn't even realize psyker had shredder
The ammo deprivation for how much the build encourages you to use it sucks though, no?
i mean you gotta play it like a crackhead n the ammo stat being broken doesnt help but whatever
you got a bfg n assail
I've made it to peak town
Replaying 1?
yeah it was an old save i had that was like right before rahim died
Woah holy spoiler town bro
which was great because I got to record the best cutscene in any of the games
bottle ANNIHILATED
OH YEAH 
\
it also runs really well on steam deck besides me not liking the steam deck controls/controller in general
The video's bugged for me 
It's just a nice close up of the volatile model/animations and then they attack me at the end
does this one work
Mhm mhm
I remember they would just stand there and scream at you if you brought them to certain places or outside of where they were allowed to be or something
I'm just using camoflauge in that clip
Oh yeah camoflauge was busted
do you know about the volatile meeting easter egg
stealth feels as though something is missing than in vermintide
oh
the
enemy collision was turned off in vermintide
its a door you can look through and see a volatile that looks like its giving a speech to a crowd of volatiles
This is dying light the beast gameplay
they redid it in the beast apparently
Does anyone need a semi decent Zealot? I'm looking for people to run through stuff with
Reddits back to "if you arent running survivalist you are worse than Hitler and you killed my dog because you didnt fuel my ogryn bullet hose"
Did I miss something?
lmao
Ogryns are incapable of picking up ammo tins and letting go of their trigger
Ogryn in game, ogryn irl
So sad
i like shrimp
I dont like shrimp
do you like crab
do you like a double burger with pickles
Id even take a single burger with pickles
You're eating their poop
Try and stop me
I dont live that life
what about a plain burger just meat and bread
what if the bread was home made and the beef was the best burger patty you've ever tried in your whole life
it's simpler but one of my favorite foods was a chicken rice broccoli bake thing with cholula sauce
It was great mang. It was part of a meal kit tho
Needed some sliced almonds or something, but other than that, was real nice
Ive a survivalist build specifically made for scab only melee lel
kevin ate the almonds already
He deserved them
I also thought it could have used some fennel
But thought that wouldn't be authentic
How hard would it be to get a group going for mortis trials?
But I just looked it up and there are recipes like it from like the 1100s with fennel in them
So look at me being all cultured and shit
Culture 100
Anyone who says Perilous Combustion is bad shouldn't be trusted.
Also, enjoy a little Devil's Claw gameplay :D
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will this curse my youtube suggestions?
no
its peak
I really need to test out my tank build in a non-trials run
Simply open in incognito breh
this is a jab video
Its what I do with 95% of my game guide videos
and jambles makes peak darktide intros too
watch the first 1:30 of this
@JumSwumson
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Unfinished video. Too many VEGAS Pro crashes. The intro is finished, though. I am rather proud of it.
Chapters
00:00 Insane Cool Intro
01:36 The Actual Video Starts
05:13 Rinda Runs Me Over
12:34 Helbore (except the last clip)
16:43 Auric in 2025
Music
"Sounds ...
Cause I want as few HEY GUYS WHATUP ITS ME COOLBEAVERGAMEZXXX
Shitty euro metal music with ugly cgi logo
In my feed as possible
peak shit
I fuckin love jambles
me too
Unironically what people should strive to follow. Embrace being completely stupid.
I unironically think you'll do better with a build you build for yourself(assuming you kinda know what things actually do) than just netlisting
unwanted/unasked build opinions are the worst
When you do a rev attack on a monster with the eviscerator, does it count as staggered?
Like the special attack
no
Weird that they put the rending blessing on éviscération then
I wish dl1 grappling hook was more like 2 or the beast
holy fucking awesome edit
theres so many
apropros thoughbeit..
the server tag
that intro almost makes darktide look like a fun and cool game to play
:(
dorncord is exactly the same canon
like
slurs galore
crashouts
the usual
I do not like slurs 
what even is the population of that server
Numbers
oooh
like 30 i think
i left a while ago
between 20 and 30
i have my informantz..
Catastrophically silly
less than the stan containment zone
stan containment zone
The stan containment zone sounds like a drastic improvement over dorncord
Man
at least the only hate crimes you would endure there are against food
there's a lot of functioning adults there
Stan said hi to me
if i'm thinking of the right server
fake ur death and change ur name i think
only way 2 fix this
To be fair
It was hours after id last said anything in chat
But Stan is Stan
And the only consistent thing about him is his inconsistency
I can't even find what this was supposed to mean
moisturizing cream
Why do they let that creature around children
i dunno but one of his students roasted him for using chatgpt to make a poster
rightfully
he also made a chatgpt recipe last week
yep'
Why is his name like that, is that an old post
I can't say the name cause the auto mod will kill me
he gets his named changed for him in the containtment zone alot now
sometimes it's his typos, sometimes it's an extremely accurate description josho railed out while ranting at him
(evil wizard of mundane sadism)
I sometimes forget stan is a teacher, then I remember and contemplate what a strange world Iive in
Ok thats good
"you are the expert at your craft and you don't even know it"
I love the history of the term grub here
Unintentionally
this viral did a rip in peace
she bravely restored her humanity long enough to end her suffering
Fucken old man on the train behind me coughing and spluttering without covering his mouthhhh
stab him
I wished to
Tell him that stans preferred way of watching a movie is reading the plot on Wikipedia and watching a couple clips on youtube (yes he considers this watching)
It is haunting
Yea, but still stan was convinced that cher was a man or trans before looking at any photos
To the point where he thought her music was sung by a man
based demon
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I love raw meat
Go eat sushi

I can make no gurantees. sorry.
but
You're correct it needs bread
maybe some butter
mm....
No butter needed
Bread, garlic powder, paprika, pepper, onion, spring onion (optional)
SUSHI
I just ate too
It doesn't taste very good
NOT THE SAME.
Its really just a texture
What they said^
Salmon is literally the superior choice
Naturally buttery, rich, savoury
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmm no raw pork is better.
food on par with Stan's level
You are not comparing literal raw food to british food
come on
beans and toast is not that bad.
Be real.
You'd rather eat that over raw meat right?
Me personally I'd take the ladder.

I can eat u
guh
Rember u r edible , ainz .
That's what you think
That'z wut i thought
I'm clobbering you with a bat like a caveman
Scuffed
this was the description
oo u making a bideo?
LMFAO
made
ah
U should put ME in the vibreo
Full grown man floating in a vat of Tylenol-infused amnion, experiencing four hundred thousand autisms per seconds, directing American transit policy like a Guild Navigator from Dune.
me too
I dont really choose which game to upload
usually only if something funny happens/I do alot/funny build/challange
I really should swallow my pride and use voc
Wait shit did I forget to post the chainsword I got today
Me when I hastily block out my face in red scribbles
Hi heavy eviscerator mk 3
Lmao
I have determined your location
I am coming.
Ok, bet. At best I can concuss you with this 3d printed chainsword
I'll tank it
there should be a darktide mod that makes weapons look unpainted like this
fresh off the sprue
That’d actually be neat lol
watching a korean dtuber I got rec out of nowhere and Im listening with the AI gen English voice
mmm I wish
aardvark
You fr bro? I literally just got on my feed before checking discord LOL
We got the same feed 
good memes mm cake
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Is weapon specialist bad, why is it in the meme?
I am once again asking for +2/+3 wound curious.
It's amazing, a perfect fit for slow weapons and shotguns
Did someone say it was a meme?
I labeled one of my vet builds in Gameslantern the "vet troll build" cause that was funny
i literally just had a solid 10 seconds where using my ability did nothing
against plasma gunners
its in the meme i replied to
It flew past them and I got shot at
I also like WS
i mean the problem was
Ahhhh. I put minor things in my thumbnails that I use in the video
Blame lag
This has been happening a lot since the patch imo
lots of dead inputs
especially on F
Server lag as usual per each update
Melee psyker is just generic zealot, it's just different enough to take a break from zealot on
I am krilling you
Melee psycher is the only way I will and shall play psycher
Not using the mk8 smh
flak + elites or carapace+unyielding for relic gs?
CUZ IM NOT BITCHMADE
I USE A REAL MOVESET
NOT BABIES FIRST TIDE WEAPON
sir deploy the cole ogryn club vod
i just prefer having a poke on push attack fuck you
Late, but you might be thinking of how the L4D team initially referenced decaying corpses before swapping to moldy potatoes
Or maybe you're thinking of the burned man
That was so evil of me, I love that
maybe its time to play psyker again
i just did a lights out where i 1v1ed every dh as psyker lmao
Guys what blessings for assault chainsword?
Wrath shred
Ok i will try that
that looks cool, but I can't live without melee that can chunk aoe in melee. 
oh it's better at horde clear than it ever was
I kill one standard shooter per light swing, two or two and a half horde
up to five with a weak spot or crit heavy cleave
and it ragdolls so you have time to recover and set up for next
that's^ just a new technique I realized and spent some time gitgudding at
and in the process of getting a lil polish on it, I incidentally noticed the other stuff like the rev speed maxing
and the changes to activated attacks
the swing skipping with push, plus the raw speed and nimbleness you get from meshing with the activation action itself
plus the activate and disengage as an attack method
all told it's made the OG eviscerator into what might as well be a brand new weapon
just since we're talking about it, for folks that may not have caught it in all the scroll
#1 is swing skipping to get to double and triple and quadruple single target overhead swing combos
#2 is the speed increases on the eviscerator without rev it up
man is surgical/hand cannon snub pistol just crutch on havoc
#3 shows how activated attacks now do full swing damage plus two ticks of saw, so sawing and immediately disengaging can hit for up to 3 times as hard as the swing by itself
even with an immediate dodge disengage,
and #4's just my totally unoptimized crit/weak spot meat grinder test sword
and its damage potential without carapace
the eviscerator is now a single target duellist weapon when you want it to be
a scamper and skedaddle duelling bored and combat *ayde speed weapon when you want it to be
with all the original horde clear from before, now more effective cuz of the new talents
is it better than agrippana?
shotgun
surprised people still use that one
not throwin shade or anything
I just don't ever see it in anyone's hands
incidentally, new bolter is f a n t a s t i c
with the critical and rending it still one taps most things and actually chew through carapace
new bolt pistol hasn't stood out in a way that's grabbed my attention
but new bolter fires a single round at the hip
I feel like I won the lottery or something when I use it, that's what I've wanted outta the bolter since day 1
can we p l e a s e stop with the firstname lastname autogenerated names
like i love using my infantry autogun but it requires just enough window of time for me to fire like semi auto to kill a room full of snipers
time we don't have on harder modifiers
it ain't broke
it just has one problem - which is it's boring

other guns do what it does better, it makes it feel like a gimmick
kantrael at least is its own theme
and the lawbringer's duckbill is seriously slept on, the ripper 6 is my most used ranged on okri for that reason
it's just balefire against hallways and bridges or level terrain
Duckbill is just more for crowd control but it draws the fight out
A lot of light weapons still has issues where they sacrifice the usual suspect big damage for niche higher damage on elites/specials
behemoth 2
i hate savage omega so much i hope he fucking dies
i had to pullout the serergios heavy bowgun
Its so good now ita literally a different weapon.
And you can 1 shot crushers with charge.
I might have to try it, but my love for relic blade will be hard to break.
I should drop duellist I guess 

As a fellow relic blde enjoyer you will like it now
duellist is kinda bad on relic anyway
bad finesse multi on relic blade
also the 20% damage against bosses is good because surprise relic blade is good against bosses
relic blade does hit pretty okay sometimes
but that's with a little help from shroudfield 
I didn't know arbites was a paid dlc class what the fuck?
Iunno usually when a game adds a class or something of the type it's just an update
uhh
it's 11.99€ right now
Yeah and that's insane for smth that's usually free




