#zealot-class
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and guess who did this method first ,,
china ,,
they even had a name for it
cooking a nation
srry i do be yappin
im a lil tipsy if u could tell ,,
can I have some
@vague depotmy build w the evis 3 btw
shred rampage flak elites
i run a bistol w run and gun w punc
spam push attacks and win
freak !
thats the point
the poet Rumi was literally persian for "The Roman"
but it taste bad
oh i mix it
it's tru
i found some random flat soda my rather out of regs very fat roommate left that he was okay that i drank
and just
ottomans invaded the balkans and made them unhappy
i get my history from Dracula Untold

it's the same reason NZers and Aussies hate eachother, we're all the same
and nobody wants to admit it
australians are so funny man
their accent and way of speaking is so hilarious
and their weird random insults
thanks
TOSSER
grub, dog
DRONGO
sort of shit youd say
YA BLOODY MONGREL
australians rule Rust for some reason
that's because it's the same as living in queensland
first time ever tuoysin ?
play tuoys w me . play tuoys w me . play tuoys w me . play tuoys w me . play tuoys w me .
inhale
KUH-WEEEEEENZLAAAANDAAAAAAH
u hate me . u hate me . u hate me . u hate me . u hate me . u hate me . u hate me .
turkish delights are mid dessert
my favorite australian channel
stay calm chud
next to like friendlyjordies
/calm/
is Stimpee


i can't post his yt vids here because they're like
thumbnails for pay gorn he's edited to look like silly rust or dayz screenshots
they want to tell the sea people are Albanians
yeah we had a leaver
in fact they don't want tell you the sea people are Serbians, and they built Atlantis through Craftworld knowledge
so theres this keystone
good score!
what if i just
HOLY SHIT
ITS THE KING OF DARKTIDE????
Was me sorry
Happy birthday
my king...
DUDE IM A HUGE FAN!!!
would you look at the time
lol!
The king of darktide….
THANKS FOR YOUR ADVICE ON DEALING WITH HORDES WITH DUELLING SWORD ON SEDITION
He’s here
love your videos! cant watch them past nine o clock because of parental controls but i watch them when i eat lunch!
We love dueling sword
lol! your welcoem!
😂
😂 😂 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
Can you give me a build for tac axe pls
whats your take on the proper pronunciation of tomato? Is it tomato or tomato
let the king do some real work for you!
tomato is a fruit!
@spare talon let’s learn together
wisdom beyond wisdom
did u know that caaasheeeews come from a fruit
@plush estuary you too take notes
shame what happened 2 tobuscus..
do u like my imag
He’s become a zealot chat member….
I kneel
How do I play this game
lmao do you remember these
@spare talon @sullen forge this is huge
please dont post this is genuinely scary!
@warped trellis listen to the king
this is wisdom beyond my weak understanding
please dont post this is genuinely scary!
Ty do much this will go well with that one node desperation
psyker is pretty bad but the king recommends to try new things!
Yeah psyker sucks
arbites is a lot more balanced though, let's take lessons from a good class fatshark! 😂
They should buff psyker
true
i will take advice from the king and try new things like driving into oncoming traffic on the freeway
Psyker is for bloody wallies
Don't do that
😹
But it’s fun tho
Do not take advice from king
Kings r all sonz of usurperz..
treason
im taking advice from the king
What type of fat is that
Believe ouppy..
Buff psyker
Believe me..
Haz an ouppy ever lied , fibbed , or played i falz ?
@cobalt wigeon what about vet?
my mom could bankrupt you!! but i wont cuz we're all fellow darktiders here!
Noh .
ok!
BELLA CIAO
@sullen forge sucks and needs some
DOWN W THE KINGE
trolls get blocked
i love you too king
Owari da….
sleep well king
love you too! hope ur saying this as a fem gamer tho! 😂
He doesn’t know
My programming socks just came in today! 😄
Dang I just missed King of Darktide
Same
crazy
THE King of Darktide
he is the coolest guy and you missed him
He seems pretty cool
Can't believe you missed him dude
it was so cool
Don't know what he meant by this tho
he was just being friendly
King of Darktide gotta chill a bit, a good king learns from his mistakes
Yes king
King of Darktide never makes any mistakes. He's the King, man.
sometimes the things he says require too much intellect to comprehend, so its understandable we dont know what that meant
you werent even there
you would understand if you basked in his presence
It's a chatroom I can see what he said
YOU WERENT EVEN THERE THO
it's not the same
IN HIS PRESENCE
you had to be there in real time silly
I guess so
Tell me when you figure out what it means
Fem gamer
Infested on tac axe goes hard
ill spend the next 2 years deep in scholarly research to find out what it means
Cole don't get peer pressured by the grub meister
i think you should explode immediately
He’s cleaning the bathroom

Cole
no he will clean the bathroom tomorrow
not really i just dont like the way it sounds
fake king fan
Im gonna say 3 letters cole
esp when it comes from you

cuz youre evil and fucked up
omegaverse
i dont think
HDG
yeah i dont know
What comez 2 ur mind when u see these 3 letterz.
HelldiverGirl
I think
HelldiverFemGamer
ngl this was the first thing i was thinking
I am 2.. freaky..
Me thinks
It was?
for some reason
If u liked it u shouldve put a collar on it
the thinker
Oh oh oh
Girl?
Oh ah oh oh oh
I gotta get outta here
women arent real
this is known
You can't put H & D together anymore, Helldivers ruined letters
women arent real
the knower
Thingz that would kill every1 in this chat
sorry but when you say id be a "submissive omega" i dont need to know the context
i already dont like it
you know how alpha means 1
Me using mt ability to read for evil purposes
and beta means 2
Mpreg
hope that makes sense
yeah cica is definitely an enemy of christ our lord

U have no idea the ancient grimoires ive pried
Ur supreme grand boyfriend is kez cole
@copper hawk you
Ur tainted by chaos stronger than me
what is the beat from
I know where u 2 met..
I recognize it and it terrifies me
yeah
destiny 2
its kinda fucked up
@pure tree thank you for that superman gif i will cherish it
This is Youtube short audio
Ao3 daughter or yaoi son
Of course
yaoi son
if they fought the son wouldnt stand a chance
you didnt say killing myself wasnt an option so im doing that
you cant stop me
already did it
LMFAO
the weight of knowledge is too much
me when the magic mushrooms were actually just fuckin deathcaps
gay senator armstrong be like:
know what?
chicken butt
8 yo me wouldve pissed myself laughing at this glad 2 know when u peaked cole
Omg
That was 2 mean
I know Ao3 is that fanfic website but otherwise I am painfully boomer
Im srry cole..
I cant post a lick of apology
turn your brain off like the rest of us for a second
Sticker 2 much 4 this server
this is literally ytp
This would drag a victorian child to hell if they viewed even a microsecond of this
Do kids actually watch this
my son came out as brimstone
do you know the incantation
I don't wanna know
why does he have the face of an infant
I will tell you anyways
We can we start holding hands
Blue
eggs 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Yellow egg says something really cool at the end
look at how juiced these inhibitors got me
holding hands might be a danger
do not bounce the burger the burger must bounce of it's own volition
only @copper hawk knows the struggle of not being able to say certain soyspeak terms here
its so ovah man

i dont like these sounds
Good boy since ur so desperate 4 me 2 watch this i shall do u this favor once
the shit i used to say on da sharty would get me nuked
LMFAO
im blocking you
I was raised in a household so idek what the soylords are planning
theres some wild tags and fantasies people wrote about bg3 characters in that site lemme tell you
Shush now cole i can see ur blush through the screen
I just fucking out queered btfod cole
It's so fucking over
dt has fallen thoughbeit
not a hard thing to do??
doe doe doe doe
Delusions of grandeur
squidward a dogshit hater
@spare talon
I can imagine lmao
lyrics: man screw your js or something
O algo*
thanks
Does anyone have a decent IJ build I could try?
WHAT IS IT
it is
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9dda22ad-68a6-4234-8df3-7fea5a87a024/terrible-non-crit-zealot-build?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button if you’re using thammer drop twbs for hubris
Or relic blade
i tried your thammer it was pretty chudtacular but i still hate the thammer @mighty root
Graphic be warned
the replacers are already beginning their dark mind scrambling work

Awesome thanks. That's the only keystone I haven't tried since the update. I've been having too much fun with martyrdom.
unironically
i think i might just run revolver for auric special sniping
cuz zealot melee is so juiced i dont need my ranged for anything else
and density is high enough that sometimes knives arent enough
Not graphic clanker lives don't matter at all
so hard out there for a young droid
U r gettin REAL CLOSE 2 the sun guttrammer
I’ve noticed that as well
They can't handle soyspeak here
yerp
30 BILLION ROLLING STEELS IN YOUR QUICKPLAY
Oh my god
most of the words would get us instabanned anyway lel
He rlly is a zombie
U know u can
Play somethin else
Right
U have mmt
Sigh
Ziiiiiigh
i wanna play auric just not rolling steel
rolling steel is so fun on auric cuz anything can happen
@copper hawk
https://on.soundcloud.com/IEuOUutQLNfIu4he4T @hexed igloo tap in
This improves dt performance by 43%
I've only ever used knife on a piety build, does it work well with ij too? I've seen some people run that and was wondering
It lets you lunge at stuff like a rabid dog 10% faster
Knife does not need piety honestly
Crit ij is fun
Awesome. Ill try it out
and i'm supposed to believe he develops games? hogwash
what about two
like 2 infinite smite psykers and 1 purg psyker
no frames
no gameplay
no ability to dodge from landlocked enemies
no fun
Awesome thanks
Would you rather play with 3 ek macro spammers instead
i mean im imagining phage tree / Hab Dreyko on H40
insane
i would quit both lobbies
rolling steel at least is like 15-20min
its less than 10
losing on phage tree is just depressing after 40min
how are you taking 40 min on hab dreyko
unless youre in havoc 40 with shit modifiers
Whats the longest map rn
chasm logistratum id say
Crab vet
ascen riser
riser, vault, logi all close
cant be cuz you fall asleep then wake up at the end and its over
real
Fix all low tier weapons
Power Maul
Vigilant autogun
1H Chainsword
Riser finale is very boring
Archivum by beloved
Have you ever seen a team wipe on riser end event
Why is it’s so peak
When it first came out people wiped on it all the time
I’ve clutched on it
Same ish
but then we got buffedp
I only play with terrible Xbox players or terrible pubs
I should lfg here more often
Why not both
I use the game bar lfg sometimes
Apparently I’m a mirco celebrity
People say I’m good and untouchable

And that I’m not playing on controller

I don’t think I’m good
I’m nowhere near as good as I wanna be

Until I solo a 40
i just got hard desynced 3 times in the same game where the first killed me and i got to watch the team fall apart
Yah
with the last one not allowing me to reconnect
That's cuz u wouldnt play w me
Real
U get wut u WAGGIN deserve
and now my 500mbps internet says 80mbps
Cole hates playing with me
Same..
and everything is taking multiple seconds to load
I’m downloading more ram
This is mesmerizing
michael myers is known for his sense of whimsy
hmm

he is rather whimsical
i think more than freddy
I guess it's been a while since I've used the knife. What are the combos for the different mks? Or is it just light spam really
this wasnt even an fatshark thing
this was just my internet deciding an hour after i rebooted it to fix the same issue, it wanted to drop my 500 mbps internet speed to "80mbps"
this is not 80mbps
Skill issue
@deft badge lestrade jumpscare
game trading website
Ive had this happen lol, funnily enough with zealot only
yes but im fucking weird
my lestrade is named after the one from the great ace attorney, which has lots of things picked from sherlock
like the goat herlock sholmes
thats real btw
Fwiw to you
My vet is named Tarkus
Who is a dark souls 1 summon
Named after a Jojos character
Named after an 80s band(?) Or album(?)
tarkus is from part 1 right
I believe so, i watched that show a very long time ago
BRO
Small world tn huh
attention all eviscerator enjoyers
I am reporting back from 3025 with information handed to me directly from God
Did they finally make it good?
What ranged weapon are you using in Havoc 35-40?
I have another trick in addition to the above but need to figure out how to word it so you (the proverbial you, not you you) can understand
it's from God, so
Im intrigued
i tried new evis
i literally liked thammer more
the OG eviscerator is now a single target duellist weapon if you want it to be
with bumped up horde clear too, to boot
also, activating doesnt snare you anymore
and doing so maxes your movespeed immediately
so when a boss knocks you back with his shield pop, if you hit the ground, activate, and sprint forward again, you can be back in his face before the activation animation even finishes
Has anyone tried chain axe since the changes? Is it any better to use?
no, I do not have the blessing that increases move on activatiopn
that would be even faster than this
Gleed glorp
also
The Lord of change
Gneep gnarp your kneecap
the damage for the swing is immediately inflicted
plus two ticks of damage from the saw
@royal vortex Got my first ending of Slay the Princess
you can activate, light strike, and immediately cancel out
and hit twice as hard as you would have
plus all the benefits activating brings blessing wise
plus, you stun them and/or ragdoll them when you do
so you move at max speed immediately, hit three times as hard on hit, ragdoll them
or, you push then light 4 then light 1 then heavy 2
for two immediate overheads plus an auto rev dispatch attack
the meta is no longer looking for opportunities in a fight to rev, latch, and complete the saw
it's finding half seconds here and there to rev and light 1 to dispatch or CC something in your fac e
the eviscerator is now a single target duellist weapon if you want it to be
oh, last thing, since the attack now does full weapon damage on impact
you want to be light 1nning to max your damage if you plan to dodge cancel out
light 4 is less on hit but more on saw and more overall
and heavy 2 saws....jeez
no +carapace on that eviscerator, either
with carapace you could 1shot crushers I bet
even with their double health now
I like the rose/thorns or whatever it is called
Haven't seen that one yet
I can't even tell what weapon that is
your poor index finger if that's the alt attack axe
I've got Tower, Fury, Eye of the Needle, uhh Damsel and a few others
also, I'll see your 60 and raise you -10
new bolter feels great
new bolt pistol, I haven't used it enough but it kinda feels like it doesn't stand out from the other mark
I guess with lethal proximity it can be your get out of jail free anytime card
That's true words
just shoot your feet and stagger the crowd
I don't really understand the point on the new bolt pistol mk. I like it but I don't understand its existence.
I don't really vibe with the bistol mark, bolter on the hand is the most fun and better mark
I betcha they'll differentiate it as time goes on
I even say is better than the og bolter
but right now it's just fewer rounds, with a slower spam fire
I guess the blessings and general feel and nimbleness of the bolt pistol
I used the og bolter as most or second most used prolly up until bolt pistol came out
but that double tap hip fire, oh my GOD did it become an irrational pet peeve of mine
New bolter is great but again the reload is so slow I always end up choosing the bolt pistol instead
I swear they put that in just to make other guns feel more attractive to use
I dump reload speed on the bolt pistol myself, the difference between 60% and 80% reload speed is unironically two tenths of a second
but bolter? deffo
jesus it's the same for bolters too
it's one tenth of a second
whoops
oh I see, the marks have different reload speeds I guess, one sec
how do you oupple?
new bolter variant reload speeds
with %s
so you save lil under half a second
OG variant
so about 4 tenths of a second for both
I dunno I'll play with a dumped reload speed bolter a mission or two
it feels like at first pass you could safely dump reload if you stayed aware of your placement when you hit the R key
5.7 seconds is entirely too long to be reloading with anything in your face already
I think collateral is safely dumped though and that's as far as you have to think about it
I wanna say everything still gets slapped around regardless of what your collateral stat is at
maybe bulwark shield breaking and/or crushers
mortis trials time
the psykanium you get paid to use
agh
do people back up a lot in havoc 20< or is it just constant advance forward
and also do i need to research maps where the spawn point ends

glurp
never be afraid to retreat a room
I feel like the darktide playerbase would be really well served if everyone heard that at the same time
glorp
if i back up even an inch i will die
heh
time will reverse and the universe will actually start moving backwards
do you want that, random squaddie
DO OYU
thought so, ONWARD
u stink
The humble trapper
why are you so mean to me
cuz u HATE m e,
cuz you hate ME
hate blooms in zel chat
i was MID GAME
yaoi going crazy in here
man these talents do so much work
Cole hates you...
I'm really tempted to see just how tanky in an MMO class sense the zealot can bne
these blocking talents intrigue me
so there's no penalty for intentionally letting your stamina be broken
no stun, no stagger, no slowdown, half your stamina back immediately
and that perfect block restoring your dodges, I feel like there's something huge there but can't nail down the whys and hows
oh holy shit
they added a new one
there's now flanking in addition to backstabbing
they've added a new hit region'
maybe flanking is ranged backstabs?
maybe it was always there they just didn't put it in the tooltip
or maybe they didn't change anything and just added the word flanking, and it's still their entire 180* behind them
120
thaaaaat sounds more likely the more I think of it
oh right
man I'm enjoying zealot post patch
that movespeed increase on eviscerator activation makes the weapon so much more nimble
you can be out of dodges or even in the negative, where it even slows your walking speed, and hit that activation to immediately get up to at least normal movement
suddenly relying on spacebar spam and iframes gets a whole lot of grease in the gears
cuz before that's all you could do but you were essentially rooted in place
coooole haaates meeeee
now you can get the two feet away or whatever to not need to do it in the first place, or for less time spent doing it
But that also involves taking rev it up on a weapon that needs both its slots
it does not
coolio
I don't have rev it up
the activation now maxes your movespeed
so if you rev then sprint you're immediately at sprinting speed
Fr fr??
and if you rev and dodge you carry all the momentum the dodge added through the rev animation
^no rev it up
Umazing
and it feels like the heavy 1 cleave can be charged for another full second at least
here, I did some quick and dirty clips as I was goin through all the new shit I've found so far
one is about revving and immediately disengaging
(all weapon damage for the swing is immediately applied, plus two ticks of saw, on contact)
aaaaaaaaand they're not playing for me
I can see 2 of them
oh there they go
okay first is what you can do in a single hit without carapace added to the sword
beeg numbars
top right is sawing and disengaging immediately
bottom left is move speed without rev it up
bottom right is skipping swings by pushing and combo options
the eviscerator is now a single target duellist weapon if you want it to be
snare protection and max movespeed zoomies if you want it to be
with carapace it'll probably 1shot crushers even with their double health if all your bells and whistles are going
dueling sword doesn't have an inherent crit chance increase right ?
no
not that I remember
we actually lost that cuz i got distracted and got netted
for melees? i think so
guns have way more inherent crit changes
like
okay that spray bottle is....
that room is going to stink
i want to abuse the uhm
parry thing
but i think im too tipsy to like
actually utilize it lmfao
uuuuh
what are the blessings again
i havent touched my ds in ages
uncanny and precog?
could not tell you, duelling sword is just three knives in a trenchcoat
and you know how I feel about knives
grah
if i dont run the dodge crit one i imagine i need to run piety
grr..
cooole
@spare talon
what r the blessiiiiings
man with the new rescue speed increase talent
paws at uuuu
my 3 curio set with rescue on each can get somebody out of a net in like, a quarter second
so quickly if I'm sprinting forward when I start to rescue, I finish before I stop moving
if youre not running piety its uncanny and either shred or riposte
ive not really run ds5 since the tree rework
graaah
cica is sabotaging games...
i think i ran it with both
kk thnx
im tiiipsy and booooored
weeeeeh
LMFAO
STAND READY SOLDIER
sneezes at ou
call me he because i'll never be him 😔
cica the type of dude to watch winx club instead of spongebob
@copper hawk
game wont let me change to zarona mark for the stub revolver
coole..
flower agnarpies..
good meowlstrom
Does ur weapon have one stat at 0

yea
also why are the servers so grumpy
i cant 
Mastery? Rest in peace
yea 
Either sacrifice or play lower difficulty missions until you reach it
im stuck with the servers being fucky wucky
I had the same issue with the axe
clutched like crazy and my glorpshit team totally threw
got knocked into the one death pit
fuck this glorpshit game
Any weapons in particular for IJ with invocation of death and FotF?
wait did disdain get buffed or is it still every other hit
its every hit
wasnt disdain's damage bonus applying every other hit before>
yeah
reasonable crashout
Mom found the piss drawer
hopemaxxing
Watch ultra instinct by cicatrices_43984 and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal. Tags: #warhammer40000darktide
i was
shown very arcane knowledge
knowledge that i cannot share
w any playtestor..
i call cap
he saw my cock
man went from havoc back to auric
game director just still throws things at you for giggles on vanilla auric 
Noh
I feel bad for new players
A random showed me a shit ton of godspots
This game is strung together more ruggedly than i thought
you mean spots where melee dudes can't get to you?
Yah
Ewww cheese
so true
@frosty herald omega being weak to thunder
i got a gamebreaking bug where savage only spawned 2 support hunters
Why is lagiacrus working at a bank now?
nerf savage omega into the dirt
knife + flamer or knife - new bolter? H40. Chorus + Piety
I missed the king of darktide noooooo
ok
ill be doing it today
The time limit is awful
nah
def not
did you check the weekly?
yes
what is it?
some easy shit on vox
oh neat
more extremis
the 35 minute timer kills the entire quest
does not feel like a dealbreaker to me when i remember shit like 9* magala double quests exist
we'll see
its flat out not possible
the final phase spams rockets so you cant deal any damage
we'll see
let him cook?
i wish the greatswords had a full 360 spin heavy attack
yeah its called spinning
try moving your mouse
stinky
wow, overload is just terrible.
EXACTLY
does spinning in a circle mid swing increase its hitbox?
i mean
why would it not
try it
FATSHARK GIVE ME MORE RELIC BLADE UPTIME PERKS IM RUNNING OUT OF JUICE FAST ON MARTYDOM
bc idk how weapon hitboxes work in this game
Mortal sin gaming
you can whip around your camera to extend melee range yeah
very good on weapons with a lot of cleave and relatively slow swings, ogryn pickaxes and such
The more I'm looking at this, the more I'm wondering why he even let go of his sword with his left hand
idk if a full 360 works though lmao
What move was he trying to do
timing was wrong, he should've let go after he gets stabbed in the throat
could you move ur sword in and out of their hitbox over and over mid swing or is there a failsafe for that
Moves that clearly only exist to make the fight choreography work annoy me to no end
or geralt has so high STR that the opponent let go because of the deflect
i imagine you can only hit each enemy once per attack
he’s right idc
I wish.
otherwise people would probably be abusing that
You see it a lot if you look at movie fight scenes closely, bad guys will do something inexplicably dumb to put themselves in the position to get smacked in a cool and novel way by the protag
no argument from me
i mean you’d probably need a macro to pull it off
the last jedi throne room scene

disappearing knife 
Ya that's a big one
thinking about TLJ still makes me sad
I love the fight scenes in the Raid because i couldn't really catch them doing a lot of this. The bad guys were making genuine attempts at attacking the protag, just ineffective because he's the combat goat
ive only seen one scene from the raid but it looks sick as hell
cool bullshit
that's basically it
witchers are mega powerful and their sword fighting is basically dancing cause they can get away with it
in witcher 3 the gameplay is just spinning around
No I mean the other guy
He lets go of his sword just to put his hand in place of getting sliced by Geralt
WHAT Hank is freaked out
cause he's dumb as shit 

oh The Raid is so fucking good and brutal
I'm a test tube baby and I looked exactly like that blond kid
does this make you spiritually chinese
raid is peak martial arts true
nah just slightly higher sensitivity.
Holy shit this is cracking me up
I was matching the chat's energy
when you use personality A with group chat B
I understand
I almost ruined a friendship because I use group chat humor B on group chat A unironically 💀

happens to the best of us
Hahaha this is so real
i sent some edgy shit to family chat
and insta deleted it
i was horrified
my entire reputation gone boof


