#zealot-class

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sterile basalt
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When they fix the bug TH will go from usable back to irredeemable dogshit

quaint spruce
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before the update i did...

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wth

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what did i even miss

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bc all these false things about the thunder hammer is unreal lmao

sterile basalt
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Nah a big 2-handed hammer’s heavy sweep at your face should 100% stagger

Especially since it has low dodge count and the worst block efficiency in the game

frosty herald
sterile basalt
quaint spruce
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but thats only for me

dark zealot
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okay I see, is it better to consecrate them or just do the grey versions?

median steeple
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either way Im free from flak hell with this bug

quaint spruce
broken light
frosty herald
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We should ask fatshark to implement broken stagger values as a base for thammer

drifting wolf
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i think they nerfed the amount of progress gained a while back but i usually just consecrated to green

quaint spruce
sterile basalt
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During combo TH couldn’t

quaint spruce
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no

tulip gulch
drifting wolf
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if that doesn't give enough you can try blue

quaint spruce
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they were doing it already and i hit them

tulip gulch
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has to be at least a green

dark zealot
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ahh okay

sterile basalt
carmine lance
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I see people use headtaker, but I always use slaughterer on thammer

quaint spruce
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im not sure anymore, i just know that i knocked them back quite often

carmine lance
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Kills are still super easy on chaff

carmine falcon
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im legit curious how broken stagger passed testing kek_k1
i get deadlines are tight and they were probably overworked but this seems like something that should not be allowed to go past qa

quaint spruce
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i know that i knocked them back but with what type of attack idk, i think it was with every

frosty herald
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Youll have alot more uptime

carmine falcon
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did no one notice how u can stagger fuck ragers with random shit

frosty herald
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Slaughterer is more useful on ironhelm

empty python
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you can still reach one-shot threshold pretty decently on Crusher with Crucis Thammer still, a lil tight but I tested it.

carmine lance
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I see

empty python
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in Havoc

median steeple
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krill issueeeee

broken light
carmine lance
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Fair

median steeple
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I prefer slaught over HT on crucis I have constant uptime with it

carmine lance
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I use slaughterer because higher strength values

broken light
sterile basalt
carmine falcon
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😬

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understandable

carmine lance
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Crucis is really just an everything stick

drifting wolf
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i love the bitsquid engine!!!!!!!!!!!

quaint spruce
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yay i got 3 16% toughness relics

carmine falcon
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explains why the game has like 80 something patches and still feelsl ike it's still in beta

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spaghetti on top of spaghetii

carmine falcon
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real....

solar gorge
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I am the quality

dark zealot
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play small indie roguelike, be in open beta, basically the stress tester

carmine lance
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Anyways, how are my fellow evangelicals doing today

carmine falcon
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I AM HE ASSURANCE

solar gorge
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you can be the assurance

frosty herald
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Atleast fatshark has experience with stingray

dark zealot
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I broke that game so hard

solar gorge
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i'll allow it

sterile basalt
quaint spruce
carmine falcon
quaint spruce
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so i can block more

carmine falcon
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based blocker

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if only blocking was good

quaint spruce
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i guess its kinda self explanatory

carmine falcon
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outside very specific stuff

carmine lance
dark zealot
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turn out having no cap on a dmg modifier that scales on distance and making it so the bullet will travel around the player in a circle results in billions of dmg

solar gorge
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the perk block efficiency should make the block list bigger

quaint spruce
carmine falcon
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ye

solar gorge
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(i have never blocked anyone in game)

sterile basalt
broken light
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i'm trying out a "block everything" ogyrn lol

quaint spruce
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i think the developers are kinda in war with the heretics

carmine falcon
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they released it too early

quaint spruce
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thats why

dark zealot
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secret boss that can only be killed after minutes with one specific build

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me? i one shot it

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they the nerfed that attachment

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20m cap

carmine lance
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I’m honestly wondering if zealot will be reworked again

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Or maybe thammer nerfed

sterile basalt
carmine falcon
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why would u nerf hammer lmao

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its a gimmick weapon

dark zealot
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tldr: be the reason devs have to nerf shit

exotic plaza
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it's a warhammer......

carmine lance
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Because of the fune martyrdom shroudfield build one tapping bosses

quaint spruce
# sterile basalt For wat

oh my bad, i meant blocking enemy attacks, like some ragers when theyre infront of me all of a sudden, or daemonhosts or those fatsos

exotic plaza
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warhammer 40k

dark zealot
solar gorge
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thammer has to backflip thru 10 burning hoops to be as good as it is now

broken light
sterile basalt
solar gorge
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it's not getting narfed

exotic plaza
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thammer just need better horde clear and we're golden

native current
carmine falcon
median steeple
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with the stagger bug it has decent horde clear

carmine lance
dark zealot
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thammer should stay a one shot gimmick weapon

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there I said it

carmine falcon
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no

median steeple
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once that is gone it's back to low income housing

solar gorge
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nah

carmine lance
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I mean I enjoy the thammer as it is

carmine falcon
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a thunderhammer should be able to stagger fuck mixed hordes

solar gorge
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still good

broken light
carmine falcon
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there i said it

dark zealot
sterile basalt
carmine lance
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Basically lmao

quaint spruce
frosty herald
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The salamanders actualy made quite a bit of progress on vulkan's relics

broken light
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i feel like heavy sword could use some love tho

solar gorge
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thammer just need mixed horde buff and das it

dark zealot
quaint spruce
solar gorge
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but even without that it's a good weapon

carmine lance
quaint spruce
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gang let me play the game the way i want, it only affects me

drifting wolf
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just you wait

dark zealot
carmine falcon
dark zealot
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you know it calls to you

carmine lance
dark zealot
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be a meta slave

quaint spruce
broken light
quaint spruce
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i still bought the dark angels dlc

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lol

frosty herald
quaint spruce
dark zealot
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if they add elf children to SM2 vulkan will return with a flamer

quaint spruce
solar gorge
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bath will not lie to u ever dw

carmine falcon
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i mean you're in a game discord and people are dedicated

carmine lance
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I still find it really funny the heavy stubber is ogryn’s marksmanship weapon

broken light
carmine lance
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Yeah let me snipe enemies with a fucking machine gun

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I’m not complaining, mind you

quaint spruce
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@broken light

dark zealot
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need I say more?

quaint spruce
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rate that

carmine lance
frosty herald
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Heavy stubber also does a ton of damage with deadly accurate

broken light
quaint spruce
dark zealot
carmine lance
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Also ogryn are supposed to have dogshit aim which is also funny

broken light
quaint spruce
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this is how i feel being in this server

carmine falcon
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the idea of a sniper ogryn is the funny part not the weapon itself

quaint spruce
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i have to play the exact build and type for people to be happy

dark zealot
drifting wolf
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oh no only brawler has the implant

carmine falcon
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the brute shocktroop mf is a precison marksman now

quaint spruce
dark zealot
drifting wolf
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bully and bodyguard are just geniuses

carmine lance
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Fuck we need ratlings for anyways

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Ogryn is clearly a very good shot

dark zealot
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we need more cool mutants

quaint spruce
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@broken light

dark zealot
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not those lame witches

carmine lance
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I’d be down for like, nightsiders

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Felinids for a shitpost

dark zealot
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we need the dwarves

drifting wolf
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brawler's the dumbest but it's because his bonehead implant is malfunctioning and he sometimes mentions feeling a tingling sensation in his skull due to it

dark zealot
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speaking of

broken light
dark zealot
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deep rock survivors got its 1.0

carmine lance
quaint spruce
dark zealot
quaint spruce
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i crit max the thunderhammer

dark zealot
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i backstab max the crusher we are not the same

carmine lance
broken light
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i give the crusher backshots

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wait

dark zealot
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when they are on the floor staggered and you hit them from the back, is that a backshot?

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ehh backstab

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yeah meant that

carmine lance
dark zealot
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if so backsh-stab crusher is optimal

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there i said it

carmine lance
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(I will throw a temper tantrum if your build is .000015 points of damage below optimal)

broken light
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i think its literally the back 180 of the enemy

carmine lance
dark zealot
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am i cooked?

quaint spruce
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nvm ill just send you the screenshots

quaint spruce
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yes

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legendary

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good

broken light
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you trip instead of dodging

carmine lance
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You don’t actually have to if you don’t want, I’m just shit posting lol

carmine lance
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I still like knife zealot, as busted as shroudfield martyr thammer is

quaint spruce
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even if its a fall

broken light
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amen

quaint spruce
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🙏

dark zealot
carmine lance
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Oh it’s insane what the build can do

quaint spruce
dark zealot
carmine lance
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But then my brain gets sad I can’t be as fast as the rabid crack addict that is knife zealot

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That build genuinely appeals directly to my adhd lmfao

quaint spruce
dark zealot
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i dont have it anymore :(

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i used to have a funny chaxe built for stamina and speed

carmine lance
quaint spruce
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i dont need any advices

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i dont take any on builds

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i wanna critmax

carmine lance
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Understood

pale spindle
quaint spruce
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scroll up..

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its like.. 10 messages up

carmine lance
pale spindle
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This one?

quaint spruce
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yur

carmine falcon
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errrmm rating a build implies asking for feedback Nerd finger_wag_nope

pale spindle
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A lot of wasted points

quaint spruce
pale spindle
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So idk, 5/10

quaint spruce
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such

dark zealot
pale spindle
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There happy

carmine falcon
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i r8 your build 8/8 m8

runic grotto
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I want feedback

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but I don't feedback

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what are you on?

dark zealot
quaint spruce
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get off my dick gang

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please

carmine lance
pale spindle
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The idea is fine, but half of the points can be given to other nodes

carmine lance
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Unless I have the game directly infront of me

carmine falcon
quaint spruce
pale spindle
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Also not taking duelist is probably the biggest problem

carmine lance
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Critmaxxing is fun

ripe quest
dark zealot
carmine lance
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Take duelist for that shit yeah

dark zealot
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rate my crit max?

quaint spruce
runic grotto
pale spindle
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A crit build with no duelist is kinda troll ngl

runic grotto
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shit build

pale spindle
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Even not crit builds take it

carmine lance
quaint spruce
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i cant rate it but i rated it

pale spindle
quaint spruce
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heh

carmine lance
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Blazing piety is like the crit keystone right

dark zealot
carmine falcon
pale spindle
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It's just a reflection

dark zealot
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and 8 and a 10

pale spindle
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I like it 😈

quaint spruce
dark zealot
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im just that good

carmine lance
ripe quest
carmine lance
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But ultimately? Play what you want, dawg

pale spindle
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I don't think this guy actually wants feedback

Just hands 👊🏻

median steeple
carmine lance
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As long as you have fun kabbuheart

tulip gulch
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piety is +25% crit chance

carmine lance
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Banger

quaint spruce
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oh wait no

carmine lance
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As someone on the spectrum, I just want to say

runic grotto
quaint spruce
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youre right

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25

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you have 5 on base

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so its 30

dark zealot
carmine lance
quaint spruce
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base 5, +25, +30, +20 somehow idk

ripe quest
quaint spruce
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max i get is 80%

quaint spruce
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without any of the weapon blessings crit bonus

tulip gulch
quaint spruce
dark zealot
void bison
carmine lance
ripe quest
quaint spruce
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if not then no

pale spindle
dark zealot
void bison
quaint spruce
dark zealot
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kill them and you get lots of cool loot right?

carmine lance
quaint spruce
carmine lance
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Like being rich is nice and all, but then what the hell do you do with all that money

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You’re not spending it

void bison
carmine lance
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It doesn’t go back into the economy

quaint spruce
dark zealot
broken light
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hoard it like a dragon

pale spindle
broken light
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and give monologues on top of the pile of gold

carmine lance
quaint spruce
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like i dont enjoy expensive gifts, it doesnt really show much taste

quaint spruce
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plus its just money gng

carmine lance
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Personally I like giving gifts for the sake of it

dark zealot
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also got the cool book cosmetic

quaint spruce
broken light
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welcome fellow book enjoyer

carmine lance
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Is nice to give things that make friends happy

median steeple
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either you horde it like a dragon or if you have a steady supply of it donate to stuff

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idk

carmine lance
quaint spruce
dark zealot
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nah man you invest it and sit on it

broken light
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books are neat, i need to read more

carmine lance
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I’ve been reading the gotrek and felix books

dark zealot
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and do nothing to stimulate the economy

carmine lance
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And currently reading some battletech books

true kindle
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The biggest value of being rich is not having to worry about money anymore. But this is achieved, broadly speaking, with an annual income of 100k dollars. There are no measurable gains to happiness beyond that

dark zealot
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but how dare a person earn enough to live amarite?

broken light
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i'm reading monuments men right now

quaint spruce
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id take free food all the time

carmine lance
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Or is mentioning battletech in a 40k server going to get me like, crucified

quaint spruce
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thats a nice gift

long oasis
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I think you need more crew

carmine lance
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True, it’s important to keep in mind interests and personal tastes of people when giving gifts

quaint spruce
dark zealot
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what game is that?#

carmine falcon
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i wish

acoustic dune
broken light
dark zealot
broken light
dark zealot
long oasis
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thats 8 crew for like 4 beams

carmine lance
dark zealot
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go class

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sleep

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profit?

carmine lance
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Nah this class fun

quaint spruce
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they dropped the n word

broken light
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gasp

carmine lance
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We talk about breaches of morals and ethics

dark zealot
dark zealot
broken light
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pov: CSGO lobby comms

acoustic dune
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Per

dark zealot
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morals ethics? nah burn heretic

carmine lance
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Like how dupont gave everyone teflon as a little gift (every person alive has a little teflon inside of them)

acoustic dune
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4 beam

broken light
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a little treat of teflon

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a snack even

quaint spruce
long oasis
carmine lance
quaint spruce
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like okay theyre russians and wtv but gang why cant i play a game 😭

broken light
dark zealot
long oasis
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where on earth do you see 20

acoustic dune
quaint spruce
long oasis
broken light
quaint spruce
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i got a gamma doppler gut knife out my first case

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sold it for like 100 bucks

acoustic dune
quaint spruce
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thats all i had from csgo

broken light
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i had a marble fade stiletto and a pair of driver gloves

dark zealot
long oasis
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oh

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mb

acoustic dune
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It's axtually

long oasis
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its stellaris

acoustic dune
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Space marine 2

quaint spruce
long oasis
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quaint spruce
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i almost bought the butt pluh knife

true kindle
quaint spruce
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shadow daggers i think

broken light
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i just opened it

long oasis
acoustic dune
long oasis
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and this guy is a mod

quaint spruce
broken light
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i've got a vid of me opening it

stone fern
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do we have any info on the range where backstabber works now?

quaint spruce
broken light
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idk if i can send cause i'm a grey name

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i'll dm it to you

quaint spruce
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i thik

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think

acoustic dune
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Where you buy happiness for 100k

quaint spruce
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you can unadd me after you sent it

broken light
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nw nw don't have to keep me added or anything

dark zealot
quaint spruce
long oasis
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gaben derives his happiness from reading all your emails

dark zealot
quaint spruce
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which dude sells a yacht for 100k

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you dont even get a house for 100k

quaint spruce
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unless its a small one

dark zealot
carmine lance
dark zealot
long oasis
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if you think about it isaac is literally a surgeon

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with power tools

visual stream
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I used to just hold revive until last second, drop, and repeat until fire went away

quaint spruce
ripe quest
visual stream
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This is definitely nice for teammates who do not know how much of a throw revving in fire was though

carmine lance
true kindle
carmine lance
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I don’t think it’s needed but it is a shame a deadspace 2 remake isn’t happening

carmine falcon
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i'd do unspeakable things for 48$ an hour

dark zealot
ripe quest
carmine falcon
true kindle
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You'll have the private super computer of your dreams and you'll do everything you always wanted to do with it and at the end of the day you'll turn it off and sit there, staring at the black screen, and you'll realise that you weren't any happier than before you had it.

carmine lance
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I’ll do it if they’re at the edge though because I’m assuming they’re gonna spam dodge

quaint spruce
dark zealot
carmine falcon
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i mean this is the same line of thinking as "money wont make you happy" and this is true but it will help making me NOT feel miserable

dark zealot
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and your human computer screams at you

true kindle
broken light
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I just want enough money to buy a small house on a lake and a small boat

dark zealot
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40k life must be hard

broken light
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fishing time bby

long oasis
quaint spruce
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well i love fish

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but i was never fishing

visual stream
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Money doesn't make you happy, but it DOES prevent misery from any degree of poverty, which is like 90% of everything that makes me miserable

broken light
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i like the water

dark zealot
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money wont make you happy, but not starving has never made someone sad?

quaint spruce
true kindle
quaint spruce
carmine lance
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I like swimming but I viscerally hate the sensation of sunscreen so I don’t go swimming much anymore

ripe quest
carmine falcon
carmine lance
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Don’t have indoor pools near me

quaint spruce
dark zealot
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liar

quaint spruce
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oh

true kindle
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The greatest happiness comes from the reduction of your hierarchy of needs and the enlightenment that the fulfilment of the basic ones and the privilege of waking up another day and existing on this beautiful planet is more valuable than any physical possession

quaint spruce
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oh my we got a therapist here

true kindle
broken light
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based and philosophy pilled

quaint spruce
dark zealot
acoustic dune
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Chat if you are a cat

visual stream
dark zealot
acoustic dune
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Would you let someone rub your tum tum

true kindle
long oasis
quaint spruce
dark zealot
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why would you need to be cat?

carmine falcon
acoustic dune
long oasis
acoustic dune
true kindle
long oasis
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white phosphorus explosion

quaint spruce
placid dust
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i think this update for zealot was bad he feels kinda weak compared to other classes .....psyker casually doing 5+mill dmg in havoc ....

quaint spruce
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rizz*

visual stream
long oasis
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no

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this is white phosphorus explosion

acoustic dune
carmine falcon
quaint spruce
visual stream
broken light
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i mean to be fair it takes a long time to get your head straight if you're not in a good spot with a support structure lol

quaint spruce
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imo

true kindle
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I'm saying that if you make 50 bucks an hour in a first world country, the extent to which your financial situation contributes to your happiness has peaked.

carmine falcon
quaint spruce
dark zealot
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noted

broken light
true kindle
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If you're making poverty wages in a worse country, then I don't expect you to be content and deriving maximum happiness from it. That's unrealistic

quaint spruce
visual stream
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It's hard for anyone to say they haven't had a rough life and be telling the truth, everyone has varying degrees of privilege and opportunity and all we can do is make our position better while also helping our fellow man

true kindle
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People making 100k a year in the West should be looking towards art, philosophy, health and self-improvement to enhance their happiness, not more money.

quaint spruce
carmine falcon
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moral of the story is lets rob billioneers gigaxi

carmine falcon
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theyt dont need all that extra moolah

visual stream
wet rain
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ty Mr E, I am now rat princess 🙏

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I am restored

quaint spruce
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just because you didnt live like pure shit it doesnt mean your bad experiences were useless and meaningless

wet rain
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Mr E video saved rat gameplay ty Mr E

visual stream
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100% tax on income above 1 million per year when

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I could say 100k per year

dark zealot
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they need it

visual stream
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But 99% of people, even people who should agree with me, would disagree

visual stream
quaint spruce
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how did the chat go from builds to politics btw

visual stream
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Aaaand that was Palantir bait, get owned

pallid hemlock
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Infrastructure is political KEKW_ogryn

broken light
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natural progression

quaint spruce
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icl i hate politics with my whole heart

ripe quest
# true kindle I'm saying that if you make 50 bucks an hour in a first world country, the exten...

There's an argument to be made that infinite money would not bring about happiness alone, you could have anything you want that money could buy and there would still be self-exploration to be had to actually be happy. However 100k is kinda a really low threshold ultimately esp as this does not cover outliers very well and even some normal cases. Like that's still years of debt for some as a minor example.

quaint spruce
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the world should burn if it wants to, i wont have an opinion to it

pallid hemlock
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Clown ass take

quaint spruce
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dogs barking as always

dark zealot
gleaming furnace
true kindle
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Actually if the assembly of the private supercomputer involves the further development of personal skills and the possession of the machine then allows one to, idk, practice science, then that'll make you happy. But not moreso than doing the same things with lesser equipment, or painting Warhammer minis, or getting really good at tennis.

dark zealot
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darn that reminds me

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in hades 2 thats what hades is stuck doing :(

pallid hemlock
true kindle
quaint spruce
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and draw on 3d models

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thats all

pallid hemlock
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Being the first great power to hit that threshold as a means of trying to open up a gap with the PRC

quaint spruce
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wtf is a prc

pallid hemlock
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Because fuck knows they're not pulling manufacturing back

quaint spruce
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fuck knows pretty much ig

hearty nebula
visual stream
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Is Crystalline Will bugged with Venting Shriek?

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I overloaded, shrieked, and still took a bar of corruption

hearty nebula
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my mother has been a nurse for like 20 years and she only brings in around 75k~ a year

pallid hemlock
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CoL counts for a lot

quaint spruce
gleaming furnace
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whats the strategic advantage to generating ai slop for twitter, telemarketing scams, and automatically ignoring resumés ?

hearty nebula
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shits fucked lol

pallid hemlock
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100k in Zurich or SF Bay area is poverty wages

quaint spruce
#

fuck zurich

gleaming furnace
#

and sf

hearty nebula
#

yeah if you're living in some metro shithole that always has been & always will be super expensive to live in

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then

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that's expected

pallid hemlock
#

Metro shithole lol

quaint spruce
#

isnt metro shithole supposed to be cheap but still expensive for the poor?

hearty nebula
#

no lol

quaint spruce
#

mb

hearty nebula
#

every metro is a shithole

quaint spruce
#

idk what a metro shithole is

gleaming furnace
#

depends on the hole. sf has never been cheap

pallid hemlock
#

Ineptitude at planning and density

quaint spruce
#

what if the hole is big

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lose

pallid hemlock
#

Car centric planning is a fucking plague

dark zealot
#

nuke all cars

gleaming furnace
#

density is good for ant colonies

quaint spruce
#

why do we nuke cars now

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😭

hearty nebula
#

i have never been to a large city where the air doesn't taste like sewage and the housing isn't massively overpriced for the sake of "you're closer to your job!" despite the fact you're going to be stuck in shit traffic

gleaming furnace
#

fuck buses. stop being poor

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hell is other people

quaint spruce
#

hell is earth

hearty nebula
#

🚬

quaint spruce
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theyre okay ig

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idk what to think about trains

long oasis
#

chicago

gleaming furnace
#

yea theyre cool if you wanna sit in some crackheads piss and never be on time anywhere cus your mode of transport is slaved to the whims of fatcat union gangsters

pallid hemlock
quaint spruce
#

like cockroaches going around

dark zealot
#

have you considered no crack?

quaint spruce
#

i dont take crack...

hearty nebula
gleaming furnace
quaint spruce
#

badass lines i say while im gaming

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"in the wild only the strong survive, i want you to guess who that is"

dark zealot
pallid hemlock
quaint spruce
#

im crying these cornballs are so fun

quaint spruce
north sedge
#

public transit is actually better for traffic than you know, cars

dark zealot
#

denmark has to worry about the water

dark zealot
quaint spruce
#

what

gleaming furnace
#

and yet you seem to thibk the solution is have everyone living on too of each other like an anthill

frosty herald
long oasis
dark zealot
#

easy meth

gleaming furnace
#

the optimal solution is less ppl

vast basin
long oasis
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no im from la

pallid hemlock
#

Urban planning is a lost art in the US

quaint spruce
#

i think instagram is like the perfect platform for a reality hit

north sedge
pallid hemlock
#

There's conurbations with greater density and population, that provide services and QoL far in excess of the US counterparts

quaint spruce
#

omg a fun thing i saw is that americans dont say "weighting myself" they now tend to say "checking my powerlevel"

gleaming furnace
#

density is the opposite of qol

pallid hemlock
#

Because the US doesn't believe in public infrastructure

long oasis
#

public transportation turns out to be pretty good when you don't have 2 political parties constantly trying to tear each other apart

pallid hemlock
#

So if they manage to provide QoL despite density that only underscores the gap

gleaming furnace
#

there is literally no greater degradation to qol than living crammed in side by side on top of each other

hearty nebula
gleaming furnace
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its a filthy way to live that degrades the soul

pallid hemlock
quaint spruce
#

ngl

north sedge
long oasis
hearty nebula
#

not musk

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by a long shot

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lol

long oasis
#

corporations

hearty nebula
#

well

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duh

quaint spruce
hearty nebula
#

thats how it is everywhere lol

acoustic dune
#

Chat

quaint spruce
#

bc there is someone who took one right to their neck

acoustic dune
#

Chat what if I need a homie kiss

hearty nebula
long oasis
gleaming furnace
#

high speed rails never gonna happen. the environmental impact studies alone will hold it up for the next century

acoustic dune
#

To sleep tonite

quaint spruce
quaint spruce
hearty nebula
#

she walked out on stage like she's fucking CODY RHODES and going "WELCOME TO THE FUNERAL RAAAGH"

hearty nebula
#

worth the mute if it comes ngl

acoustic dune
quaint spruce
visual stream
acoustic dune
#

I ate them

dark zealot
quaint spruce
#

oh!

quaint spruce
#

you ate your friends

carmine falcon
#

erika kirk be like

acoustic dune
hearty nebula
quaint spruce
#

oh right we are talking about the no neck kirk family

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forgor

acoustic dune
#

They were juicy thighs

visual stream
#

I mean, orange DID own the Miss USA or whatever while she was Arizona Queen or whatever the fuck it's called

carmine falcon
quaint spruce
quaint spruce
quaint spruce
#

uhm okay

visual stream
#

And he did admit to backstage perving so maybe she has a little crush

acoustic dune
#

Emre zealot chat

hearty nebula
acoustic dune
#

I am hungy

dark zealot
#

eat the witch

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they dont count as humans so its not cannibalism

dark zealot
quaint spruce
#

why are the vets talking about the golden throne?

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i didnt get that part in the lore

dark zealot
#

which part?

quaint spruce
#

they shout about it

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for the golden throne

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why

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are they getting one?

dark zealot
#

the emperor of mankind is on it

drifting wolf
#

emperor

quaint spruce
#

oh

drifting wolf
#

just another way of saying for the emperor

dark zealot
#

so for the golden throne, for the emperor

quaint spruce
#

right the emperor could stand up and sit down

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no one would believe the people sitting infront of him

quaint spruce
dark zealot
quaint spruce
#

in darktide i think the veteran or zealot says "as if the grey knights would be real"

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i didnt get that part, bc i saw them before

dark zealot
#

for a lot of the lore they are basically just a myth

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since whoever sees them is gonna die

quaint spruce
#

they arent doing their job huh

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oh

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thats crazy

dark zealot
#

then they fought the space wolves

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and they dont really get to purge everyone and anyone

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but for the darktide guys grey knights might as well be a myth that isnt real

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chances are theyd never see a spacemarine let alone the secret space wizards club

drifting wolf
#

wizards only, fools

dark zealot
#

filthy witches need purged amarite?

quaint spruce
#

i like the sound marines

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or noise marines wtv

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but those are like uh

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against the space marines right

dark zealot
#

sound in context of slaanesh worshippers is a poor choice given what that involves

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but yeah they are the noise marines and they are chaos

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so they fight the space marines of the imperium

quaint spruce
#

i have a meme of noise marines

dark zealot
#

good meme

quaint spruce
#

thank you

dark zealot
#

i rate it a 6/9

quaint spruce
#

oh?

carmine falcon
#

this chat really wrapped my idea regarding what people like on zealot

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im seeing a LOT of bitching elsewhere regarding cdr nerf on book

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on top of bitching that vet deals more melee dmg or whatever kek

median steeple
#

I think book needs to be completely changed

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The CDR nerf was just a nail in the coffin for it as spamming it was kind of like

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It's only saving grace

carmine falcon
#

i left a mini server im in cause people there were brainrotting me

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according to them zealot is the weakest class now

deft heron
#

Does Incendiary Grenades actually cause burn now? Or still no?

carmine falcon
#

also just soldified my hatred for "meta" gaming

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they'll only play what can clear things the fastest

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as if this is an exam they need to pass with perfect marks

frosty herald
#

same thing in bl4

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theres a knife that lets you instakill a boss

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and people are crying that its being gutted

carmine falcon
#

Y U NERF IN PVE?????

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is zealot actually the weakest now

#

like objectively

hearty nebula
#

no

bitter anvil
#

"DO NOT NERF IN PVE!!"

hearty nebula
#

like honestly i'd say zealot and veteran are pretty damn even right now

carmine falcon
#

cause if he's the weakest then everything else needs to be brought down a notch
i was doing unspeakable things in a boss malestrom with a scarmbled salad build

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idk how much more power do u want before turning the game into an auto clicker

bitter anvil
#

i think at least zeal got thammer can burst high damage

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veteran melee is small size burst damage but sustain some damage

runic grotto
#

Shroudfield is bugged

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It's supposed to be 8 seconds

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but it's clearly not

deft heron
#

I think when it comes to balance, devs should really look into what the fantasy needs/wants to be.

Taking this game for example. Warhammer has a very clear fantasy with its weapons.

If something were to be “the best” I would much much rather it be the iconic weaponry like the Chain and Power weapons, over something more mundane like the dueling sword and combat knife

bitter anvil
#

what about the 2 hit shroudfield?

runic grotto
#

Fatshark lied to me

quaint spruce
#

thats so ass

carmine falcon
#

power sword is insane dmg and relic blade is great

quaint spruce
#

gaming is already one of the lowest class hobbies you xan have

carmine falcon
#

chain weapons actually feel nice now

quaint spruce
#

but then meta gaming bruh

bitter anvil
#

what happen to eviserator?

quaint spruce
deft heron
quaint spruce
#

nothing happened to it

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oh nvm

carmine falcon
true kindle
bitter anvil
#

good

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remove rending blessing

tulip gulch
hearty nebula
#

inconsistent now

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like 50/50 you just have to pull it off way faster

carmine falcon
#

balance wise

bitter anvil
#

shouldfield with devil claw KEKW_ogryn

carmine falcon
#

everything is hitting hard and the health buff doesnt compensate

quaint spruce
carmine falcon
#

at least in aurics

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i have not tried high havoc yet and it seems like they just made havoc a nightmare lol

true kindle
hearty nebula
deft heron
quaint spruce
#

its horrifying how op it is

true kindle
bitter anvil
carmine falcon
true kindle
#

But dsword has best mobility and best in class singletarget dps

#

That ain't right

deft heron
#

Agreed

hearty nebula
#

if only dsword wasn't fucking boring ass moveset 🚬

quaint spruce
#

idk what i use

deft heron
#

The heavier weaponry could have like a high innate rending or something

bitter anvil
#

dsword could use do damage to unarmored target, or least than carapace is alright

hearty nebula
#

just remove hitmass from the game 4head

hearty nebula
quaint spruce
#

oh

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right

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never used that

bitter anvil
#

good

quaint spruce
#

bc i heard its meta

bitter anvil
#

is boring

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they said is boring

quaint spruce
#

yeah i can imagine

coarse birch
#

Its very meta

quaint spruce
#

i mean i saw it in action by teammates

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they all died when the hordes came

bitter anvil
#

i still use dsword to make as saltpyre build

quaint spruce
#

bc they couldnt keep up smh

#

with the meta sword

coarse birch
#

Knife is more fun DS to me but knife is also very meta lol

quaint spruce
#

never for action

tulip gulch
#

ilas is def the biggest example of a weapon that should feel way less cumbersome than it does now

runic grotto
#

Did they forget to update shroudfield duration? Why is it still 5 seconds instead of 8

quaint spruce
#

jokes write themselves

quaint spruce
#

idk why such happens to every game

runic grotto
#

Where is my 8 seconds of invisibility

tulip gulch
quaint spruce
#

give the weapon what it would best stand for, the knife is the lightest so why not give it only speed bonus stuff

hearty nebula
#

ilas also kicks like a fucking mule for some reason

true kindle
#

I've said as much internally. I want them to be reworked in Q4.

hearty nebula
#

you'd expect helbore to have that kind of kick

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but nope

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ilas

tulip gulch
#

like what do you mean this regular ass shank is on the upper echelons of the meta

median steeple
#

It's shooting fucking light

carmine lance
#

I know I’m late but excuse me??????

#

Where in the world did they get that idea lmao

quaint spruce
carmine falcon
# carmine lance HUH??????????

the convo was something along the lines
"arbi and ogry are arbi and ogryn, vet can out melee zealot while having voc and better ranged, psyker is psyker"

#

assuming this is true

acoustic dune
#

chat

carmine falcon
#

the solution isnt buffing zealot kek

quaint spruce
carmine falcon
#

if things are so out of wack to the point where roided up zealot is weak then go back to the drawing board

solar gorge
#

it's extremely vexing that they have any

glossy nimbus
#

Wellllllll

carmine falcon
carmine lance
glossy nimbus
#

I wouldn't say recoil

acoustic dune
carmine falcon
#

nah

glossy nimbus
#

But the machine should vibrate

acoustic dune
#

we really need a zealot banned board

quaint spruce
solar gorge
#

idc what the lore say the writers can't even agree if they shoot beams or bolts

solar gorge
tulip gulch
#

i think the laspistol is a good example of how the "recoil" should work

carmine falcon
glossy nimbus
#

Beams make more sense.

quaint spruce
carmine falcon
#

voc gives golden toughness + stagger + u dont have to hold it for 10 seconds

quaint spruce
solar gorge
#

you misunderstand

bitter anvil
quaint spruce
#

you cant say that a tesla should make the sounds of a v8

tulip gulch
#

if the gun stood completely still it would actually feel really jarring

solar gorge
#

not any kind of lasgun should have recoil

carmine falcon
#

recon has no recoil and it feels fine

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las pistol has no real recoil and feels fine

quaint spruce
tulip gulch
#

like there is a bit of movement

carmine lance
quaint spruce
acoustic dune
#

outside of that

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no

carmine falcon
acoustic dune
#

i got banned once

carmine lance
tulip gulch
#

but with the ilas it just bounces all over the sceen

violet hornet
#

Zealot guide creators and obstinate Tanner fans are the top two ban sources for sure lol

quaint spruce
acoustic dune
#

its what we had to do to get our zealot guide

carmine lance
acoustic dune
#

cough cough

acoustic dune
oak ice
acoustic dune
#

o yeah new ship layoud jaawa

#

got the laser plaaced

quaint spruce
acoustic dune
#

snow everything else

visual stream
carmine lance
quaint spruce
#

whats inside your head

acoustic dune
#

@violet hornet

acoustic dune
visual stream
#

stinky fire guy mentioned

#

evil

oak ice
quaint spruce
#

thats quite mean

acoustic dune
quaint spruce
#

meanie

bitter anvil
#

ur uncle

quaint spruce
#

???

#

😭

acoustic dune
#

ur aunt

quaint spruce
#

yall are quite weird

acoustic dune
#

this is zealot chat

quaint spruce
#

right

#

forgot

#

yall are rejects

acoustic dune
visual stream
#

I hate that his second chance passive ALSO aoe stuns and damages

quaint spruce
#

im no part of it

visual stream
#

So he gets another health bar and gets rewarded for misplaying

solar gorge
acoustic dune
solar gorge
#

shrimple

visual stream
#

Troo

#

Still stank

drifting wolf
bitter anvil
#

Troof

solar gorge
#

victor be like uuuugggggggggg

quaint spruce
solar gorge
#

gets kited to death

visual stream
#

Gives him free distance to run

acoustic dune
quaint spruce
oak ice
# quaint spruce yall are quite weird

Zealot chat 20% of the time we are talking about zealot the other 80% of the time is memes, horny jokes, or both. Either way we enjoy ourselves here