#zealot-class
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i wish all hito mains a warm pillow and soggy blankets
I remember being told that i play conq like a hispanic and was surprised that was smth they could figure out
competitive racism
Amazing at the ability of racists
Bro figured out my race off a character with 1 combo
you give off hispanic energy uwu
Black prior, glad, kensei, raider, jorm, and shaolin are my fav
Fair enough i cant fight it
no one ever expects a competent warlord player
Chat the allegations are true…..
God I hate warlords
Thats crazy
Im hispanic 😔
Owari da…..
I’m actually an idea not a person
A concept
Hola mi hermano
EEEYYYY CABRON
Wsg home slice
i had conq to rep 60 and warlord to like 35 and black prior i think to like 20
DOND ESTA LA BIBLIOTECAS
Bruh
Those are indeed spanish words
donde esta la bibliotecas
For honor party?
Hey chat whats the name of the zuck’s company
Custom match?
Im at work rn
Me too….
fries in the bag
incredibly sus thing to say this afternoon..
Id kill for a 20 piece boneless meal deal + fries from wingstop for 20$ rn
Its 9am for me
Hey kevin
there is always suffering in life
Discord try not to double send gifs

Josh block is my idol
Oh btw did you see my ping?
Are you sure lole
I just spilled wine and pistachios all over
Women
Maybe bossmanjack is a better idol to look up to
So thats a no?
Ur my idol actually i love you
2025
OK a no
Kill seven billion people
I'll go get the post
Now i feel ~bonita~
I didn’t sleep well and work requires me to be a bit awake to clean hotel rooms
@mighty root
I also have a white redbull ima drink with lunch
You arent my idol and i hate you actually, im sorry you had to find out this way
3 hours sleep?
You animated concrete?
YES
deserves malware execution digital torture for a billion years
yes
And you made it scream???
wheres the boner
It’s coming
yeah
Fully his choice
He also killed my homunculus jim
antesrer
I love this vid so much lmao
Me if women's touch me
(I will die)
Oh ey it's queen with a f
im feeling gay
thats what im talking about walter..
Walter real name is concrete?
would be a good setup for a psyker slipping in and out of reality and minecraft
Yeah
I saw what you deleted..
waltah, pull your dick out waltuh, im having sex with you rn waltuh
💀
I should buy 100$ worth of tf2 crates and open them all live
yes mike
HIS NAME IS FINGER
Good
Bro got posessed by pedro pascal😌
That includes keys costing hundreds of dollars
@mighty root
anyways did I ever tell you about my fursona?
No the keys are excluded from the crate cost so 100+ keys
the Carl Gustaf recoilless rifle..
Is it a worm
noh it shoots
Wormsona
How tf u opening them?
Worms?
Ill buy the keys with a separate 300$ cuz keys are like 3$
YEAH SO 400 DOLLARS
Kevin is bald?
Yeah
what if you spent 400 dollars on kevin instead
Idk if marketplace is taxed
what are you planning with opening cases
Gambling is a killer habit man
KILL EACH OTHER
I like opening tf2 crates
KILL EACHOTHER
400 dollars
Gamblingmaxxing
Just for some lootbox shit
lets bring back bottom jokes in #zealot-class
KILLEACHOTHER
Nah this check im probably gonna buy a banjo
Say the bottom
As I am in the chair
slander
"i'm feeling gay" "lets bring back bottom jokes" !!!!!!!!!!!
Chat if i learned banjo and went on tour would yall come listen
Its just me
No band
Sorry mate
Yes
Not a big fan of banjo
aint no country music lestener lil bro
😔
maybe if you become a prog metal guitarist..

What if you learn banjo and you
Become banjo from banjo kazooie
what if you offer a liter of your blood to kevin
Already did
what if you do it a lot more
Real
Being sent via carrier pidgin as was instructed in the dream
What if you were sent
I miss my cat
Wanna go home
To god
He said i was too cool for heaven and he needed some more time to make super heaven just for me
Diz you
This feels targeted
God i wish
That's what scout from tf2 would say
Being jerma would be so cool i think
I was born in new york
WHATS WITH THE TAIL
Wym
It's super long
No hes just really short
Yeah
Hes as dense and shaped like a brick of concrete
stroking my conc
:(
caressing it even
I cant even send a context important sticker
without getting reported
Women
So true
You are a women
no
Unlike you I am a ugly bastard
you a cuck..
I got a mullet and ever since ive actually been getting publicly complimented
knify will watch from the chair
THE chair
Its weird
it suits you man
I am wizard maxxing
Ty ty
Show us your hair
Its messy rn
Do a cat on your hair reveal
I didn’t have time to do it this morning
off topic but listening to tool in midnight's a vibe
off topic but we should hang all gacha players
mine's currently shoulder length curly hair
just letting you know
Off topic
Uma musume
URA
stuff is beautiful but because its tropical climate, its hell on my neck 💀
the rope
grab me rope
What about destiny rising
I MISS URA
idk what that is
Here is the photo day of mullet
ik of destiny
Destiny 2 but gatcha
ITS SCHLATT CLONE
:(
my eyes are burning
Man one time I was getting my hair cut and the lady called over another woman to feel my hair, huge confidence boost lol
It was a nice walk home
thas very lovely of them haha
Damn that photo so old im missing 3 piercings
Or the one that asked what product I used because it smelled good, they probably don't realize I'll remember that shit 😂
3 extra ear piercings?
The entire barbershop stopped to look at my mullet
I felt very awkward
So 4 piercings
sometimes I hear a weird noise and wonder if my brain is about to shut down and kill me

Real
them nostril ones look cool but since I dont know how it feels to get pierced it looks scary for me 
None of my piercings hurt aside from my gauges cuz they were done by someone with actually 0 experience
tattoo piercings on your face
i would get both eventually but I don't express myself that much
i can't tell u my tattoo idea cuz it's very cool and you'd just steal it
I have 3 tattooes
just know it's gonna cost me a lot
3 frogs stacked on top of each other looming over the earth like Goliaths
u can have this one
with lightning strikes
right no the neck
Funny that
More the rebirth from it
no cap sigma
https://youtu.be/btEzX-CeYlg the type sh yt pulls me to watch
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Gale and Peeta's quick conversation in Tigris's basement tells us SO MUCH about Gale's feelings for Katniss. He said he should’ve volunteered for Peeta and gone into the 74th Hunger Games with...
ive got uhh…a spinal column tattoo going down the full length of my back…
am I gonna watch a breakdown of character relationships
from a film franchise a decade ago?
you betcha
the day i get these instead of reddit horror stories i know its time to kms
peeetaah
Finding life through death has always been smth that interests me greatly
And mtg i mainly play golgari
And i mainly own deathguard minis
kevin prefers the opposite equation
there was also hunger games video essay rec to me 💀
about how Coin and Snow was the same person
Also green black looks nice
basically
I never read hunger games but I dont like it

the films are great
Nostril piercing dont hurt but due to the area you will cry like a mf
Only reason i felt it was cuz the second the needle went in my eyes started pouring
how is deltarune scary
never seen 1 person say it's scary
whos people
Yeah what
make a reddit post yam
Then i mightve confused it with someother obnoxious fanbase
ouchie, that sounds horrible for awhile
“People” and its 1 guy in the most deepest darkets corner of tumblr or smth
0 pain its just tears
actually deltarune is p scary
It tickled if anything
the release schedule is frightening
im playing cronos rn but its more body horror thriller than full horror
Mine healed fairly quickly
dude
dued
istg
the other day
yk when the news surfaced that one of skong bosses was designed by a cancer patient
Yeah
gamers rage incoming
i saw a guy complaining that people died while team cherry didnt hurry with the game's release
oooh yea I saw that design
and that it took 7 years
the character was cute
and that people died before skong came out
People too high on they horse
and the whole thing is a public stunt
with the dead kid deisgning a char
mfs when they didnt like the game
What a moid thought process
i'm not planning on dying so that discourse is below me
They should make me the new final fantasy protagonist
Bandit finally gave me some ferret
I got covid thrice
If i die before blight survival releases im suing
thought it looked cool a while ago but idk if I do now
with my fists
Ive never had covid despite never getting my boosters and being directly exposed 7 times
Proof anti vaxers are right ngl
you probably had it and didnt notice
I never got boosters either
No ive tested every time i came into contact
Gottem
The combat system looks really cool
Big fan of it
how many chips
a lot
can you eat them ?
Its just in hell rn cuz the team has like 5 people
it's not a singleplayer game is it though
public server and all
It is
cowardice
What flavor
crab
I had to carry 2 players in normal stratagems actualy
Somehow both had a mortal wound before even getting to the bomb bridge door
Should have use the flame thrower
It'd that good
I'm gonna kill them super hard
KITTY NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
him right before brains GONE
space marine is easy actually
oh it's the penis helmet game
Is it even worth it?
ask the person playing it ig
Now i wonder
@ivory marlin are you still in zoe's server
this is broccoli. he is 5 second old and he does not know what taxes are
What would be the logical solution?
curious whats going on in that cursed place
A leave the bug for the host or
B fuck over the entire squad
the solution is to fix both issues at once
so
C developer version with the bug fixed for tweaking and the live version keeping the bug
I heard some stuff from @sterile stone
Everytime I play martydom zealot I just miss playing saltzpire instead.
If you could only have one for now
What would be logical
literal;ly what vermintide 2 was doing at some point
it was wild last I was made aware xd
they were posting notes for the dev build they somehow just mixed up
with the live one
Yeah zoe has gone clinically insane
And leave the server asap if anyone is still in it
zealot class is truly full of glup shittos
God how I love the goo lady
I am weird but I no longer try to be a shitto

But did he eat a brocoli
Yeah
I need lore
youre the informant haha
What’s this even referring too lol
literally glup shitto central
ur the biggest glup shitto
idk yam said clinically insane
Its a chronically online server but not like insane
and I thought shes legitimately hospitalized or somethin
No shes chill
aaah
Yeah
yams not beating the ableist allegations..
Its mostly strange takes, bullying mort and rage bait
well
thank you fyre
more like very fuckin weird\

Slaps my big round belly
well theres a constant

mort
im sure argus can accurately explain
how is mort doing btw 💀
idk why but asking this my first image in my head was the fungal corpse from annihilation
@frosty herald theyre measuring rpg wokeness in sm2 gen chat
"how is mort doing"
Brainless as ever
So pretty good, right?
He complains about smth he himself could fix then says “womp” when you tell him how he could fix it
randy making sure to fuck up all goodwill BL4 gained
hes a good ragebaiter
man 1 year Im gone
It's Tuesday
and still the same 💀
He is technically correct but wording & how the game works now; they should do better
I love news like this!
Spread the news
Yeah there has been little to no change
thas pretty sad
@drowsy steppe
Big news for the unloved and unemployed
Guess i won’t play tonight; i don’t wanna get dc’ed from a havoc game
anyone has a pic of that animal with big ears
Pepega
Still not home
my game combo rn is deadlock and skong
And definitelly won’t play the moment i get home
These?
Bro ragebaiting so hard that actually succeeds baiting people
ugh you know how ptsd has unique triggers
Im feeling the near equivalent of a ptsd trigger seeing that attitude again 
Also hell dm me saying hea mosding his ford focus
Hows deadlock considering everything in it?
Then moments later complaining he has no money
hea mosding
no the other one and i know what fennecs are...............
Moding
last i heard mort was single again
Mb
Very high chance he lied about being in a relationship
nao. nao .
They look so funny
lil goober
He straight up told me he lied about having sex to seem cool
boy why you so ear
wat
An animal
It's a fox
Animal mobile radar
Then hinted that the woman aint even real
man
i bet you feel silly no
Never skip ear day
yama poop
its a bat eared fox
Im a virgin mf and I dont lie about that shit 
some kind of fennec fox
im a half virgin kinda like a day walker
Ive had sex and I don’t think im cool
I dont see the point in lying about it
They burnt him
kevin is virgin as hell and hes still got a harem
Ive seen how desparate guys wanting sex
Real
that was really cringe 
and me breathing
Yeah
What was this conversation? I was here for the foxes
warhammer 40k darktide
wooooooooooooooo dakrtide
typical zealot chat
Darktide? In my fox channel?
Who tf is talking about darktide?! Obliterate them!!!
Tf is darktide
a bad game
it's a tide pod made for darker dyes in clothing
I somehow keep attracting horny people in DMs 💀
less than a month left for my beloved w10
this is a recurring pattern for me now
i'm sorry w10 i didn't knew how good i had it before i lost you
I know this person in canada that gets drunk and then starts talking about me joining a 3 way with them and their bf
Ive known them since i was 14
well... did you took the offer
The Plompy
Average thing when you have a picture of a woman in your profile pic.
Maybe
i actually forgot that it was called plompy
Their boyfriend isn’t that attractive imo but they are
They're called Bat Eared Foxes
Solo maelstrom auric
but yes thats the joke name
this guy still cares about appearance in big 2025
smh my head
Just do havocs until you are struggling to progress there's no real skill barrier for the low havocs.
low havos easier than aurics
okay neat
objectively
30-40 is when it starts to ramp up
Im still grinding up to Auric after coming back from a break
Idk most teammate i get are braindead and quit the second a bullet hits them
Im doing Damnation atm and with a competent team I can easily enough go a few missions w/o getting downed
you can go havoc as soon as you unlock
usually when i go down its because
A) my team is trying to buy weed off of one of the scabs while I solo a horde
B) I am trying to revive my team after the scab they were buying weed from shot them in the face
Doing auric without being a drain on your team regardless of skill of teammates
Just do a auric maelstrom before you start havocs so you start assignment rank 16.
And if you know how to solo each boss
Its not the only factor but i hate non monogamy and so if ima bed multiple people they better be hot
Kevin :3
Hot take, 7's that use product to make themselves a 9/10 loop back around to being a 4/5
pls no ai content
And boom now im semi competent
kevin isnt a normal bird he is unfortunately real in all his visceral terror
any reccomendations for fighting BoN as Zealot?
thas fair
One sec
Every time I get aggro he seems to just bonk me away until im either orbiting the sun or corpsemaxxing 50 feet below the railing
ppl who ask to do poly shit when u specified u don't like that are the worst
i feel like thats not even a poly thing thats just a "I don't respect my partner's boundaries" thing
And I can explain what I did after
maybe, but i've had a lot of bad experiences suggesting they mostly that kind of ppl
They have said they’ve talked with their bf but idk how much i believe that
Probably not gonna go ever
BUT
oh its just a monster hunter boss
My friends in windsor want to get me high
classic case of "the vein on his left testicle got bigger hes about to one shot you"
I didnt realize there was a specific vomit audio queue
Ive never done a weed
Stick by the arms, he has a tell where he vomits. Side dodge around while he is puking and hit him and repeat
Or been to windsor
what kind of monsters do you hunt
If you get hit with vomit kite for 8 seconds till it's gone
yee
do weed but don't go to windsor
Im only gonna do weed in windsor
real gentlemen do valium
I should do meth in peepee township ohio
ether 🤤
idk why you'd do that shit on ur own
Because it makes you less depressed and becomes a crippling addiction
Ive never been crazy about drugs or alcohol
most of the stoners I see are hardcore addicts in denial
I honestly miss weed. I had a one hitter that I used in florida and it was -perfect- for before bed.
yeee i used it medically
I used to work at a circle k in FL. Had this old Jamaican dude that would shake my hand once a week and give me free weed. One day he comes in, I go to pocket it, he grabs my head, gives me a death glare.
"Make sure when you smoke this, you aint doin' ANYTHING else."
I took 2 hits. Didn't move for 2 hours.
don't get no weed from the gas station type shit
The only thing i could say im addicted to is dr pepper
Oh, no, it was SUPER expensive stuff. Like $500/ounce in cali
Cant go a day without one
Dr. Pepper and Baja Blast are my s tier sodas
why are you addicted to doctors
chat
hit 1: this shit weak
hit 2:
is zeal chat ok
i'm not diabetic i just don't eat any sugar
Only dr i trust is pepper
waht about salt?
No it is by far the strongest shit i've ever smoked
that's not sugar
When I said I didn't move, I mean I couldn't move
what about pepper?
What mentioning mort does to a chat
butterfly effect
what would you do if you felt both your leg tendons get sliced and when you fall and turn around you see this
The next day I said "YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME" the sec he walked in and he lost his shit laughing
man fuck I should be asleep too 💀
muste've been 5 years or so since i had a taste pf dr pper
what about the mouse effect?
i barely remember
what about coke
Id call him a pretty bird and give him a peanut
people who like coke are also people who think salt is a good substitute for flavor
he already ate any firearm you have on hand
is that a mice girl
jokes on you im armed with
My gun will simply choose the reality in which it is not eaten
and then choose the reality in which it shoots the bird
he already ate any lancers
@acoustic dune do the exfil on hard in the meantime
frfr?
what do you mean exfil?
hey guy whats up
women
looking for my next all purpose, strong and fun ranged weapon to max on zealot, ive already maxxed bolt pistol and bolter. I've tried flamer which is fun but feels underwhelming when playing with randos bc of lack of coordination, as well as the recon rifle which definitely strong but idk its a bit boring to use
if you had any artistic integrity you would draw a giant photorealistic toad
flamer is zealot's strongest ranged weapon
i am too lazy to continue on the goth frog
remind me some other time
didnt ask!! photorral8stic toad
if your really bored you could go braced autogun
i dont doubt that but honestly when playing with randoms we just have zero coordination so i have no use for its chaff clearing capabilities, as they wont ever focus the elite/armored enemies, feel me?
R E V O L V E R
meant to reply to this
use rending flames blaze away
Combat shotgun has single and burst dps
i was thinking about the shotguns indeed!
actualy use double barrel shotgun
I'd use Flamer if I trusted literally anyone to press M1 in the general direction of a special
my point exactly lol
dodge the special

Ranged weapons on zealot are just utility
Gn
I hope you wake up
revolver kinda doesnt fulfill my zealot rp
thats an african bullfrog
Or to cover a weakness your melee has
I swear to god 1/2 of the time my team is having tea with a mutant, meanwhile im just
I think he hates bulls or something
nah obviously i mostly melee but might as well max a new weapon instead of just constantly using bolter/bolt pistol u know
try out braces autoguns
do you know how little that narrows it down
zealot has 1 ranged talent
laspistol?
that is a literal continent
OH YEAH
Heavy Las Pistol is actually gr8
I love it
yeah ive played a bit of it, its pretty good indeed
funny crit chance on dodge
I'm thinking of actually runinng Las Pistol + Dueling Saber on Veteran
going for the commisar drip
gonna choose between heavy laspistol, a shotty or braced autogun
Anoint in blood, the ranged backstab one, IJ, fury, the reload ones. I think that's it
commissar would have a chainsword
use tactical axe on vet
way way more fun
no.
yeah I was talking about aboing
Dance of death is kind of a ranged talent
anoint
if im picking a weapon for fun on vet im going chain axe/sword
Try out DN
yeah dn is good on zealot
How do I insta kill crusher with my bare hands on zealot
Fury
Raise the armor of your contempt, and let your faith be your blade
Furry?
the emperor protects
Furrys kill crushers?
the emprah
Epic coal has that clip of a throwing knife 1 shotting a crusher
ass throw
Ok, grabs you n wacks the armor
fun fact
if you open the launcher for DT rn you can see that fatshark is working on bringing dn to vet
How much rending does 1 man have
a little spoiler
Chat i need help deciding smth
A max of 100% 
it's actually 180 i think
everything past 100 gets converted into dmg at a 1/4 rate with a cap with 20%
nearly
To influence damage
What's dn
I was just joking.
Dueling nickels?
Deez nuts
mordhau
Kills the both of you
If it were up to me I’d use the power sword
at long last
Whats dnnn
is the rework out?
dude I nearly dropped my food on the floor
no just dn
what did you make?
bread
not telling
Just wait
Ainz how many people have you pulled the dn gambit on?
Chain axe i kneel
Teleported bread
He got a 2nd slice of bread
What’s dn?
I want to like the chain weapons. Just need to figure setups for them
8
relic blade mk2 with wrath + cranial grounding kinda goes crazy
Nvm i got it
Zealot or someone else?
Set up in what way? Talents/blessings/weapon combo?
Zealot and Vet. I tried Chainsword on Psyker for a while but wasn’t enjoying it
Rework chain weapons to be more fun to use!!!
Another victim has been claimed by the Deez nuts joke.
Yes
TOUCH CHAIN WEAPONS ALT FIRE AND ILL KILL YOU
I don't know attack pattern since I haven't used them in awhile
Good tip with chain weapons is the fury trick
sorry ainz fs said they fixed that long ago
If you use charge while you are ripping into an enemy it will do increased damage
🤔
Compared to if you use charge then rip
Interesting
It'll do more
Yo when does chainsword get good
This works with all chain weapons
Pls
me when hungy
Use against bosses and ogryns/mauler
whenever you play any other warhammer game
DID SOMEONE SAY CYN
@hard nexus can I request your fury clip with evis
uhh... The regular chainsword, right? Not the evicerator?
Reg
Yeah, that I figured. So it’d be a matter of Evis or Chainaxe
i dont think i've literally ever heard a single nice thing about that weapon
IIRC its a huge victim of power creep
If the entire horde is fully unarmored
I don't think it was ever good
I just use evicerator for horde clear
