zealot-class

[signal spoke]

The red crusher on havoc

[acoustic dune]

Gamer playing be like

M1 m2 m1

Or smth

Idk I am not a gamer

@carmine falcon steam overlay keep crashing my shit

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[heady rapids]

just turn off GPU acceleration

[acoustic dune]

Us

[heady rapids]

for web view

[acoustic dune]

I did

[frosty herald]

I wonder if they playtested this at saber

[acoustic dune]

Of I didn't the whole machine would freeze

[carmine falcon]

amazing mission

[frosty herald]

I need to level my classes

Cause this is embarrasing for me

[carmine falcon]

this is 100% targeted at people at complain about absolute being too easy

if u dont run the most juiced up meta build you're cooked

[misty nova]

https://fixupx.com/escuvigalleto/status/1964260614890508434?s=19

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[frosty herald]

The lictor fucking sucks so bad

[carmine falcon]

peak tho

[signal spoke]

The aura farm game

[frosty herald]

Can we do the new mission instead

Id enjoy that more

[carmine falcon]

yeah sure

what diff

[plush estuary]

2

[frosty herald]

Im leveling pyre so do absolite i guess

Or lethal

[carmine falcon]

brotha wants to die

[acoustic dune]

Send me an inv

[carmine falcon]

join me from my steam

now

before a rando joins

[acoustic dune]

We still doing hard?

[carmine falcon]

no lethal new mission

i'd like to ahve fun

[frosty herald]

Lethal vortex

[acoustic dune]

Fine

[frosty herald]

With grey pyreblaster

[acoustic dune]

I need to level up flamer anyhow

[solar gorge]

hornet is a generational aura farmer, like u don't have to do 12 somersaults and a 180 everytime u downward spike a slimy grub

[misty nova]

Seems like the game is harder

But you have a lot of tools

[void bison]

hitting the uber goobers with the judgement stare

[misty nova]

I've already seem attacking techs with a couple of cancels

Give it time and we'll see some ultra flashy try hard stuff

[acoustic dune]

chat

@frosty herald @carmine falcon yamato touch my weaner

[acoustic dune]

Me when

[carmine falcon]

I SUCK

[acoustic dune]

Atleast you didn't block out the purple tencltacle

[frosty herald]

Hmmm tentacles

[acoustic dune]

I died to that

[carmine falcon]

bluid took me ult

[acoustic dune]

Fr fr no cap

OK gotta lock in

@carmine falcon should I get the battle pass?

That skeleton backpack

[carmine falcon]

up your woke moralist

[frosty herald]

Probs at a layer date

[acoustic dune]

Is telling me things

[acoustic dune]

U rite

[signal spoke]

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[solar gorge]

it's better than hk ngl

the combat

[lunar fable]

@plush estuary is this good for you

[plush estuary]

maybe when I get a 5th support slot for my brute

are the deadly bosses in the mansions worth going for?

[lunar fable]

possibly

not sure what their exclusive drops are

[frosty herald]

Vortex beast got me geeking

[carmine falcon]

holyyyy

[acoustic dune]

Jump in

And died

[carmine falcon]

bor comboed me to death elden ring style

[acoustic dune]

I was not him

[frosty herald]

That laser attack is so disgusting

[acoustic dune]

I thought I could take him out

[carmine falcon]

u basically rn away and iframe it

[acoustic dune]

When I jumped in

Health gone

Immediatly

[carmine falcon]

unmatch zeal carreid us here

[lunar fable]

@plush estuary HOLY SHIT

found this on the floor

[plush estuary]

+3??

[acoustic dune]

@carmine falcon @frosty herald sleepy time

[frosty herald]

Man

[lunar fable]

NO FUCKING WAY

[acoustic dune]

Ik I look pawsome

[lunar fable]

YESSSSS

[frosty herald]

Crazy

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[carmine falcon]

bye habibi

[plush estuary]

does that mean it cant change?

[acoustic dune]

Gn pookie

[frosty herald]

Are those witch amulets still worth 15 divines?

Those white rarity one

Or the robes

[lunar fable]

yea

it's locked

[plush estuary]

what item does that?

[lunar fable]

fracturing orb

you get those from cleansed maps

[warped trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/vaal-vaal-orb-poe-2-poe2-corrupt-gif-11706354413714962146

[north sedge]

poe2 dark corridorr

[lunar fable]

I got around a 70% increase in damage just today

[acoustic dune]

is that roblox

[lunar fable]

@plush estuary you can have my perfect jeweller if you want

i don't need them anymore

[plush estuary]

its all good

sell them

I'll get there eventually

[lunar fable]

ig i just use them on a banner then

[plush estuary]

banner gaming

[lunar fable]

still 4/8 ascendancy btw

[plush estuary]

bruh

[lunar fable]

i don't even need the other points

[plush estuary]

I can carry you

trust

[lunar fable]

the issue is relics

i'll just borrow my friend's set

whenever i feel like actually running it

i have so many baryas and ultimatums

[plush estuary]

my 1st T15 map

and its on a corrupted nexus

[carmine falcon]

damn the tac didnt get to do anything @frosty herald

[frosty herald]

Lmfao

I blasted everything with fire

[carmine falcon]

i couldnt see shit lmao

[frosty herald]

Who would win

A carnifex

Vs the unmatched power of the sun

[carmine falcon]

carni boi got ROASTED

[acoustic dune]

i kinda wanna see 3 heavy with flamer now

someone made that a modifier

same class modifier

[copper hawk]

Did u guys win ??

[carmine falcon]

not the hard mode no

[frosty herald]

Yeah

[copper hawk]

Have u tried hardmode

It's hell on earf

Try running uh

Bulwark with the hp restore and

The armor segment on non fi isher gu strike

It might be enough to turtle

[jagged cradle]

i love throwing myself at a wall

eventually i’ll break through

[jagged cradle]

every bulwark i see dies in two seconds bleh

[median steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1277023294108864619/1413972264038170806/Screen_Recording_20250906_112709_X.mp4?ex=68bddfca&is=68bc8e4a&hm=d8caf51f1f98476b157f83fea46e66f885e94be7e758b4c0b6f5505eaf8f7671& how do you die with bulwark

[copper hawk]

Get shot once by anything apparently

[frosty herald]

Hard mode stratagem is fucked

[copper hawk]

In hard mode it's miserable

[median steeple]

the fog....

[jagged cradle]

unironically sniper is the most survivable

[frosty herald]

It fucking sucks so much

[copper hawk]

The needle rifle hermagaunts and the needle rifle warriors instantly melt you

One burst drops your shields and half your hp

Half a burst kills you with no armor

Venon cannon blast takes all 3 armor pips and half ur hp

[jagged cradle]

no armor venom one shots !!

i’m glad i can’t see them

[median steeple]

slop balancing

[copper hawk]

Carni thorn blaster stagger locks you if u dont roll spam like a elden souls chud and downs you in two salvos

[median steeple]

either too easy or annoyingly hard

[copper hawk]

Balanced is broken on bulwark... again

The parry window is wayyy too late

[jagged cradle]

sm2 has a lot of core problems

[copper hawk]

Surely they wont be fixed in 3

[jagged cradle]

not being able to see makes it slop

[copper hawk]

How they shipped this shit out in the shape it's in is crazy

Stratagem i meab

Mean*

I got pretty far with randoms

We got to first event

[jagged cradle]

somehow cole did it

don’t know how

[frosty herald]

I theorize hard stratagems use siege mode hard wave 15+ scaling

[copper hawk]

Game spawned a zoan pair, no ammo drops, carnifex (second of the match, another spawn is guaranteed at the 3rd drop down), its horde (all shooters and venom cannons)

[acoustic dune]

use the axe

[copper hawk]

Misery

[acoustic dune]

it has armor regen

[copper hawk]

If u level it up yah

Mine's green still

Fencing axe is great

[jagged cradle]

are you going to try again or wait till next week

[copper hawk]

Im gonna try tonight

Im off tomorrow

[acoustic dune]

they really made the axe a paarry stick

[copper hawk]

Finally

[acoustic dune]

my lovely

[copper hawk]

After 6 days

[jagged cradle]

ok let me know if you need me

[copper hawk]

Kk

Gonna crash out again if I instantly fucking die to a thorn launcher guy

God that pissed me off so bad wire u have no idea

[frosty herald]

I love the pyrecannon

[jagged cradle]

we should drag cyn into the meowsery

[copper hawk]

We can try

She'd be miserable though

[jagged cradle]

exactly

[copper hawk]

If im miserable she'll be miserable

Games r supposed 2 be Fun U know

[jagged cradle]

i’m also miserable i’m just less vocal

[copper hawk]

Less vocal

Aka totally silent

Shy ffffffriend who doesnt talk in vc .. zigh .

Playin w a sentient bot basically ,,

[jagged cradle]

i asked to vc yesterday!

[copper hawk]

Hawk tuahz at u

Yah but when we do u just sit in silence cuz u dont talk

[jagged cradle]

i can vc today if you’d like

i don’t mind talking now

[copper hawk]

We shall zee, i made planz w meow

[jagged cradle]

also ask cole or ainz im very monotone !

[frosty herald]

Kills u with my pyrecannon DOT

[jagged cradle]

that’s fine if not

[copper hawk]

Sometimes I wish gw would drop a fucking

[carmine falcon]

its just the darkness everything else is doable if you're used to absolute

[copper hawk]

Inf ammo weapon in lore for space marines so we could use them in games like these

[carmine falcon]

its just absolute with more spawns

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-attacking-with-his-tail-gif-381962574295909199

[carmine falcon]

the immortal lictor is annoying

and the darkness is fkn shit

[copper hawk]

Nah that shit is worse than absolute

I have no idea what it's on

[frosty herald]

No

[carmine falcon]

it is confirmed to be absolute plus

[copper hawk]

Enemies seem wayyyy tankier and spawn significantly more often

[frosty herald]

It uses siege hardmode scaling

[copper hawk]

Like the chaff

[frosty herald]

Which is fucked

[carmine falcon]

past which wacve

[copper hawk]

The chaff do insane amounts of damage

[jagged cradle]

it takes 5 stalker headshots that’s not absolute

[frosty herald]

The modifiers are already hard enough

[carmine falcon]

are they using wave 25

[frosty herald]

15+

[carmine falcon]

amazing

makes sense why everything was insta nuking me

the darkness is just

SHIT

[copper hawk]

Like why cant they just

[carmine falcon]

this is 100% catered towards the nerds calling absolute ez

[copper hawk]

Siege mode spawns

Absolute health

God it's so fucking easy saber

It's so fucking easy

[median steeple]

I need to watch naked gun

[copper hawk]

Absolute damage*

They hit max hp at like

Whatever diff 4 is

[frosty herald]

1 sniper shot from a tyranid and im dead

[copper hawk]

Absolute is easy because of spawns

That's it

[carmine falcon]

they'll do a dmg control patch for this cause their discord is just people calling it bullshit and smelly nerds calling them skill issued

[copper hawk]

If the game spawned more enemies in normal gameplay it'd be harder

Base non campaign is easy cuz of lack of spawns

[carmine falcon]

new absolute is nice
two 100% boss spawns rate
Bosse spawn elite waves past mid health

[copper hawk]

Just waves man

Denser hordes

More frequent waves

Boss spawns at every possible boss trigger

That's what it should be

[carmine falcon]

dont thin kthey can push spawns any longer
horde mode is unplayable for most

cause it runs like ASsss

especially consoles

[copper hawk]

Get the hordes from fucking siege and drop them in operations absolute

[carmine falcon]

u cant have your AAA gwaphics and billion spawns

[copper hawk]

Fucking hate console chuds.. grr..

Where r u wire.. i need 2 rip u 2 shredz..

[acoustic dune]

why are you poop colour

[void bison]

what is up zealot nation im your host killer beakstar

[carmine falcon]

the game is cpu bottlenecked so thats another issue

and it has fancy ahh graphics

[frosty herald]

Bro doesnt know fleshtearer colors

[acoustic dune]

flesh pooper

[solar gorge]

it's not a game i want to play if it's not a cpu hog

[frosty herald]

Also this assault is using a space wolf helmet with a raven guard symbol

Im disgusted

[solar gorge]

if ur game is worth playing it's a cpu bottleneck

[acoustic dune]

tf you babbling

[carmine falcon]

wait in spawn pls i must bathroom

[solar gorge]

food for think

reflect on this

[frosty herald]

Bro doesnt piss during cutscenes

L

[warped trellis]

i love godmode lictors and enemy spam

[copper hawk]

Man let's make a horde game

[warped trellis]

such a gud update

[copper hawk]

But not ramp up difficulty by making the main draw of the game more numerous cuz it's a horde game

Let's just try to make it more like a fucking souls like

[jagged cradle]

what did i do…

[copper hawk]

Where we just buff the already 4 enemies kn the map to hell and give rolling i frames

Yes yes

[acoustic dune]

what about being blind?

[copper hawk]

Make our horde game elden ring to make it harder

[warped trellis]

so gud i luv it

[acoustic dune]

I LOVE NOT SEEING WHATEVER TF IS INFRONT OF ME

[warped trellis]

yeha but its gotta be muh enemy spam they couldnt possibly make enemies harder

need more enemies

[copper hawk]

They can in siege

So many fucking enemies spawn it's unreal

[warped trellis]

truth

[copper hawk]

Even on normal mode

Like if the last faction is chaos dude you're fighting a 2k point thousand sons army

[warped trellis]

lel

[copper hawk]

Two gors and 40 space marines with 8 terminators

And that shit is bussin

[placid fiber]

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/deku-chicken-puppy-popeyes-bussin-gif-17586060866504529932

[warped trellis]

ive only ever got high rounds on siege like twice because of the chuddy spam

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-krill-world-krill-lobster-lobster-fried-krill-fried-gif-7150912747510295957

[copper hawk]

Man this is hard stratagem on fucking

[warped trellis]

cant wait for the inevitable stratagem godmode lictor on siege

[copper hawk]

Nids

[solar gorge]

when i played sm2 around launch i loved shooting rubrics, hitting the same 1 for hours on end with my bolter, very good

[copper hawk]

Bro cant wait to see chaos

It'll be unplayable

[void bison]

I am drinking a mango loco monster energy

[copper hawk]

Needle gun nids refuse to go into melee already

Rubrics will be instant death

Sniper Heavy Tactical

[jagged cradle]

i think the funniest part of stratagems is some of the modifiers just don’t want you to play a certain class

like why

[warped trellis]

ive only beat the normal strat its impossible on hard

cant do a lot when your getting spammed by range, swarmed with a fucking lictor on you

how they thought this was a good idea to ship idfk

[placid fiber]

Because: Fuck the player

[warped trellis]

still no open customisation across classes….so ovah

[placid fiber]

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus

[plush estuary]

@hard nexus

[frosty herald]

I fucking despise zoanthrope beams

[carmine falcon]

i just killed myself

i lvoe melta bombs

missed the dodge

[frosty herald]

Saber would rather give it a bandaid fix than reduce the fucking hitbox

[carmine falcon]

i goofed up dropping down while both are alive

i should have waited a bit

[copper hawk]

They attempted to fix it ?

[carmine falcon]

also cica come paly and stop having bad takes

[copper hawk]

Let's have them double beam or triple beam but Let's not telegraph when they do that

Sorry im an employed member of society w a j*b

Cannot play

[carmine falcon]

its so over working on saturday

[copper hawk]

Dawg i worked 6 days last week 6 days this week

Almost made me work 7

[carmine falcon]

hit them with a running attack

[carmine falcon]

that's fucked up

[copper hawk]

Next week looks like another 6 because my psg let all the morons pick a day to go to an mwr event at the zoo

So im one of the ncos who's gotta stay so shit doesnt fall apart while everyone gets to be jolly and merry

[carmine falcon]

that sounds awful damn

[copper hawk]

I know those worthless mfin late all the time e4s and e3s who go are gonna whine when they lose their extra day to the people who need it after work for them

[frosty herald]

Im tweaking vro

[copper hawk]

Oh and pt every day after work becayse fuck us

[frosty herald]

Have you though about getting into private security

[copper hawk]

Pt cuz ppl failed the aft or ht wt but the fails for both are on profile and cant do the exercise, so they dont benefit from something we're doing because of them, but everyone who does pass both or gets a high as score like me have to go and fuck all our workout schedules and sleep schedules up to do this clown shit

RAAAAAAAGH

I HATE IT !!! I FUCKING HATE IT !!!!!

Cant wait 2 try hard mode after my day ends tbh

[frosty herald]

Dont.

[copper hawk]

Oh wait nvm i got pt tonight for the 5th time this week

Oh and the guy who's doing our pt plan and leads the pt is 10000% on steroids

Doesnt sleep, gyms 2 or 3 times a day, ripped as fuck, totally bald, still functions perfect without sleep, recovers nigh on instantly between gnarly exercise events

Grr grr grrrrr

How the fuck r we supposed 2 keep up w the tempo with some tiny dude on roids

Who unironically looks at a guy who gyms twice a day and sleeps 4 hours a day with no consequences and goes yep that's normal

[plush estuary]

@lunar fable wtf is going on

[warped trellis]

all i wanna do is put a robe on my lamenters veteran but theyd rather keep a chud down…

my stupid chud life

[hard nexus]

LOL

[hard nexus]

@hard nexus

[plush estuary]

@hard nexus

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus

[plush estuary]

Thanks meow

[hard nexus]

meow!

[void bison]

I desire sleep

[median steeple]

vics are both worse and better in the update

[plush estuary]

right after I sent that I got a div

only 3 more div to get my endgame weapon

[jagged cradle]

i thought you were a wolp not a cat

[hard nexus]

meeoooowwwwwwwwwww

[median steeple]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G0DHytWWgAAHLeU.gif

[jagged cradle]

might have to napalm strike you

[median steeple]

I forgot it was saturday and now idk what to do

[plush estuary]

drugs

[sullen forge]

Fent

[median steeple]

both true

I did get more joints

[jagged cradle]

say that again

[sullen forge]

After the suffering I experienced today could you share pretty please

[median steeple]

nooo

they're all mine

[sullen forge]

Exploding you with my mind

[jagged cradle]

why did you suffer today

[hard nexus]

aaawwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooo

[jagged cradle]

are you ok?

[carmine falcon]

HE'S GOING CRAZY

[frosty herald]

FUCK SNIPERS

[misty nova]

Stalingrad 🗣️

[carmine falcon]

god damn what a mission

[sullen forge]

Forgot to take Iron and thus have been exhausted all day and it’s been an incredibly busy day

[carmine falcon]

lethal and absolute are fun asf now

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-black-guy-tweaking-meme-gif-6022943353035016664

[frosty herald]

Hell crash one day

[carmine falcon]

we both had to clutch and with a bot most of the mission

[frosty herald]

Can we do lethal vox liberatid

[carmine falcon]

yessir

[frosty herald]

Im tweaking vro

Almost relic pyrecannon

[carmine falcon]

bro gonna be roasting things

[hard nexus]

aaawwwwwwoooooooooooooo!!

[jagged cradle]

it’s not even night time to be howling !!!

[median steeple]

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[placid fiber]

How did you get a selfie of me?!

[placid fiber]

Accurate

[signal spoke]

japanese dub when having the most normal interaction in anime

(they are yelling and speaking agressive tone)

[copper hawk]

Always time 2 howl

Good morning packmates

Awooooo

Certain sticker goes here

[placid fiber]

I'll post a pic of the album instead >.>

[jagged cradle]

wif wif is actually pretty funny

[placid fiber]

Motivational speeches, by Meow

[hearty nebula]

why named meow if barking???

freaky genetic hybrid between cat & dog

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/catdog-cat-dog-hula-dance-gif-11576970795329818465

[misty nova]

Can't wait to play Ground Angela to celestial

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/crashing-out-crashed-out-tweaking-fnaf-2-fnaf2-gif-16981510394695213344

[frosty herald]

i got possessed by spirits

no joke

every time i got grabbed it was instantly

there was no sound queu or indication

[carmine falcon]

servers breaking

[heady rapids]

did yall win

[frosty herald]

surprisingly yes

but only because cyber had a guardian relic

[heady rapids]

https://youtu.be/4dHPpO5R224?si=VadUb-4nzMj0hy3E&t=196

[frosty herald]

it can stunlock bosses

[heady rapids]

yeah i showed this already

[signal spoke]

quite crispy dont you think

[elder maple]

I somehow completed the misson idk how

[heady rapids]

anyone up @carmine falcon @frosty herald @acoustic dune

i was thinking abt casually grinding something

oh nvm servers are dead

right

[heady rapids]

chaos is now mostly melee units

they have 3 new cspawns in comp

funnily enough tyranids are the cancer ranged spam faction now

[frosty herald]

its so ass

[heady rapids]

just tried out shield rush holy shit

saber are cooking HARD

[carmine falcon]

we won all the lethals

fun games

[carmine falcon]

nids are either sword warrior spam

[copper hawk]

Lmfao really ?????

[carmine falcon]

or either ranged ones

they gotta fkn

balance the comp

[copper hawk]

Wait what ??

[carmine falcon]

he's exaggerating

basically

[copper hawk]

Cspawn isnt just one enemy type ??

[carmine falcon]

sometimes u just get more ranged than sword or whip

and sometimes u just 10000 whip warriors

[copper hawk]

Idk i havent played a chaos mission yet

[carmine falcon]

cs spawn has 3 types all have their own unique movesets and attacks

[copper hawk]

God ill take all of em man

[carmine falcon]

and timings

they're so fun

[copper hawk]

Even the sniper one

[carmine falcon]

people are getting filterd by them but i love them

[copper hawk]

If they fucked off with the little needle rifle guys

[carmine falcon]

they look like big funny blobs

[heady rapids]

rush is so fucking good

sir kruber

[carmine falcon]

its peak

[heady rapids]

now in space marine

[carmine falcon]

u can stunlock a boss with it

[copper hawk]

Yeah

U go super far too

That and the fencing axe

Rofl stomper

[placid fiber]

just roflstomp the boss

[lunar fable]

Abyss moment

[placid fiber]

smh my head

[carmine falcon]

bulwark with animation cancel is the smoothest marine in the game

[lunar fable]

That's why I play nades

Blow everything up before they cause shit for me

[plush estuary]

yeah

abyss spawns drop my fps to 20

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-streets-fps-gif-7169049143920371789

[signal spoke]

Yeag, i am replaying this peak

[plush estuary]

Fortnite?

[placid fiber]

Uh... runescape?

[solar gorge]

still need to actually do DS1 before DS2 comes out on pc

[signal spoke]

yes

[placid fiber]

They've really improved the graphics since I've last played then

I haven't played runescape since like... the mid 2000's

[frosty herald]

chaos spawn are really fun to fight

[placid fiber]

or was it the early 2010's?

[frosty herald]

also being 3 variations means you gotta think about the moveset

[placid fiber]

I can't remember

It has been ages

[carmine falcon]

they're also really fast and people who rush into a horde of elites arent used to fighting a bit smart

so they get stomped

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/bite-the-curb-lil-bro-peter-griffin-curb-bite-curb-stomp-gif-12410978646056541949

[copper hawk]

Wish we had uh

Like

A creature spawner for SM2

[placid fiber]

cheese?

Oh

I want cheese myself <.<

I love cheese

[heady rapids]

you do have mods

soo

[carmine falcon]

there's a spawn arena mod

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-chaos-spawn-ginkgo-fall-gif-4230252786752366838

[frosty herald]

you can get blasted if one comes from behind

but chaos spawn also have a sizeable window without attacking

[placid fiber]

0.25 nanoseconds?

[frosty herald]

a full 3 seconds sometimes

[carmine falcon]

you can also just stunlcok them with fast melee combos

[frosty herald]

you can easily manage a horde of chaos spawn

[placid fiber]

Jeeze, I could start my laundry with that much time

[carmine falcon]

its needed cause when they do attack they're relentless

they have funny attacks

[placid fiber]

One could eat breakfast lol

[carmine falcon]

multi hit combos and aoes

[frosty herald]

the cone trips me up so hard

it even killed you

[carmine falcon]

yep

they deal a lot of dmg

they cooked with cs spawn

chaos maps are all fun now

[heady rapids]

they cant stop cooking

[carmine falcon]

legit i dont hate a single map now when i used to only do chaos once every blue man

[heady rapids]

they've addressed basically every issue the game had

[carmine falcon]

1 issue remains

[heady rapids]

champions being reusable, chaos not being fun to fight

uhh

[carmine falcon]

block weapons are still slow

FIX

NOW

[heady rapids]

a mode with replayability (kinda dogshit for now but sure)

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/turtle-friends-funny-dog-slow-gif-23781509

[frosty herald]

i legit prefer to fight chaos now

the chaos spawn completely fixed them

[heady rapids]

time to bitch about tyranids

[carmine falcon]

nids are still fun we just got unlucky

[heady rapids]

ok i am now

level 1 on bulwark

time to grind back

[placid fiber]

GL, Don't die

[carmine falcon]

nids can be outright bullied by bulwarks, snipers, heavy and assault

[frosty herald]

one complaint

[carmine falcon]

bulwark with IA = bada bing badaboom

[frosty herald]

hp gain from pyrocannon sucks

[carmine falcon]

really? that;'s an issue for sure

cause range is how u get ur chp back

[heady rapids]

pyrocannon is crazy

saw a heavy today

[carmine falcon]

its so good lmao

[heady rapids]

just melting the boss

[carmine falcon]

yam was melting things and his pyro was like green

[frosty herald]

it just feels way way easier to get hp back with heavy bolter

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/what-meme-meme-template-green-screen-green-background-zoom-out-gif-26358630

[heady rapids]

i remember it being dogshit in capmaign

[frosty herald]

its really good now

[carmine falcon]

in campaign it was just a gimmick lol

[frosty herald]

it melts bosses too

also

the campaign had the pyreblaster

not the pyrecannon

[carmine falcon]

one last change is the following
merge fencing and balance, they're basically the same fkn shit except balance has more dmg and cleave but slower and worse window, just merge
bring back previous block speed, this balance around "hits heavy but is slow" SUCKS in a game like this and should only be a thing on hammer

thanks for coming to my theodore speech

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/206466559672188928/1336144554323218454/Sigle_optimized.gif

[frosty herald]

i also trolled cyber a fair bit

I had an oppertunity to make him stagger in his meltabomb but i chose peace

[heady rapids]

mmm

[frosty herald]

Cant wait for techmarine

[void bison]

I can

[carmine falcon]

bro bombed me with every single barrel

[median steeple]

https://fxtwitter.com/ehebai/status/1964392318011924512

˗ˏˋ EHE - BAI !! ˎˊ˗ (@ehebai)

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[copper hawk]

Shit sucks in general

Balanced sucks on bulwark so much man

I hate the system

Balanced is just absurdly strong and block is absurdly weak for no reason

A shorter parry window fits a game better with lots of constant melee action

Why I pick fencing on bulwark and balanced on everything else but Vanguard

[carmine falcon]

block now is very strong its just very slow so you're forced into spamming heavies
they fixed block explosion not staggering things so now you NUKE and STAGGER everything around you its very fucking good

[carmine falcon]

bro

this

fencing biggest issue is that it's brainless asf

just make ONE WINDOW

and make it require more skill besides mashing

balance is weird but at least u ned to fkn time

[copper hawk]

On ulwark it's miserable

You get eaten alive by normal termies

The parry window is stupid too

It should be u hold to block with a block or balanced weapon

And the parry window should be a tap

And the very moment you get block frames

Like every fucking game with a parry function like ever ?

Like how deflects work in sekiro and nightreign ?

U deflect in a short window and everything else is ur hit or it's a block ?

The game already staggers you if you block an attack wrong so that like fetus of an idea is there

This inverse of parry frames are at the END of the button press... wtf is that dude

[carmine falcon]

yeah i wouldnt mind just copying sekiro's system cause sekiro's parry is pure perfection

[copper hawk]

Why ks the bulwark parry frames like significantly AFTER you press the parry button... wtf

[carmine falcon]

im ngl i never noticed an issue with bulwark on anyhing and i use balance all the time

[heady rapids]

bulwark inherently has input lag

cause its on button release

and not on press

[copper hawk]

Parry frames should be a short window the moment you press with fencing weapons having the biggest parry frame window but can't hold to block

[heady rapids]

if you know it you're good

[carmine falcon]

that's not my issue, my issue is the whole system just needs a full rework
sm2 in general feels like a game they figured out on the fly cause they didnt expect people to actually stick around for pve
im hoping sm3 is a lot more well realized

from the get go

[heady rapids]

if you dont know that then it feels weird

[copper hawk]

Balanced having a shorter window for error but can block but not much

[heady rapids]

oops all the red weapons are balanced

have fun

[copper hawk]

Block weapons either have a tiny window of like 200ms or some shit where memorization is how you pull parries off (skilled play) instead of on reaction, but can block more and get better buffs from it

[copper hawk]

It's weird tho cuz pressing the button w a fencing weapon feels instant w bulwark

[carmine falcon]

funny enough block feels the most natural to me

u block before hit lands

so fucking simple

no wind up no nothing

[heady rapids]

you cant fully parry a ravener combo with balanced

annoying

its parry block parry instead

and that can fuck you up if there's multiple enemies

block doesnt care cause it just blows up

and everything gets staggered

[carmine falcon]

i just NEED block weaposn to feel faster cause block bonuses now are perfection

[carmine falcon]

yep it finally got fixed

and its so good

[carmine falcon]

u could but its very annoying

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-space-marine-2/clips/kzSXJL159ntzUN-lp/spok?invite=cr-MSxjeXcsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA
Like in this clip, the parry on the Lictor was like instant

The guy coming up behind after the whip warrior

[heady rapids]

balanced needs to be actually

well

balanced

so both buffs from block

[copper hawk]

Just fucking

Rolls over and dies

[heady rapids]

also game runs dogshit for me

idk

what happened

but i get no frames since like obelisk

[carmine falcon]

just delte balance and fencing

merge into one

shrimple as

its parry or block

[void bison]

you put brainrot on the phone and the baby holds it

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but then I can't be on my phone

I'm leaving the baby in the car

[void bison]

you probably like the same things the baby does so just watch what they do on it

[hexed igloo]

Woah man you can't show that kind of content to children tf is wrong with you

[heady rapids]

up 30 frames after clearing the cache and reinstalling some files

uh huh

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-dead-annoying-meme-gun-gif-4186171854887579063

[copper hawk]

What game

Sm2?

[plush estuary]

space dudes

[copper hawk]

Space goons

[heady rapids]

imagine how good it is to be a console player though

no need to think about shit

no troubleshooting

no deviations in function cause of different software/hardware

best you can do is smash your xbox with a hammer

and be at peace

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120299759316520960/1414004198877696180/7-11_gotta_be_the_greatest_gift_of_freedom_Ive_ever_seen.Thanks_helldivers2game_for_this_revel.mov?ex=68bdfd87&is=68bcac07&hm=65a602137142157a54d6b1b431d759af9baccce4ca2b785f5203dc3c192d8cea&

[sullen forge]

"Helldiver, we must liberate the much needed element for our righteous cause, For Democracy never sleeps on Snack Deals"

[void bison]

super earth can synthesize dark fluid now

[hearty nebula]

cinema

[hearty nebula]

yeah maybe we'll get some energy weapons that dont fucking suck now

oh well at least we're getting APC and automaton factory worlds

[heady rapids]

gloom just happened

so

[copper hawk]

710

Oil..

[heady rapids]

in 4 months

[copper hawk]

iil..

[heady rapids]

just wait a bit

[lunar fable]

@plush estuary got this base from tujen

[plush estuary]

looks decent

almost what I want

you crafted it from white?

[stray summit]

oh yeah I will never have to dive through file explorer to do anything

[jagged cradle]

graaah i had a good run and the game bugged out a trigger

can’t progress

[lunar fable]

from a magic

also is this better than any of your jewels

[plush estuary]

what is Presence?

but probably not

most of mine are minion crit chance and minion damage atleast 15%

[lunar fable]

presence is like

coherency in poe

and there are passives that involve it

[plush estuary]

I don't use it outside of my sceptre buffs I think

and the want I want to buy wont have it

[lunar fable]

what are you looking for on ammy btw

[plush estuary]

minion skill

hp

spirit

[lunar fable]

oh

[plush estuary]

and a res

[lunar fable]

yeah +3 of any kind of skill is

hella expensive

[plush estuary]

yeah

[lunar fable]

most people settle for 2

[plush estuary]

I'm close to it

I think I saw one for 300 exalt

I have ~200

[lunar fable]

not a bad price

if it has the other mods you want

[plush estuary]

yeah hp

level is really the only thing I need

hp and spirit is just QoL

[lunar fable]

oh

does spirit do nothing for you

or do you just have enough

[plush estuary]

I have enough rn

2 of each minion

and 3 clerics

hp gives spirit as well

and its more survavability

[lunar fable]

oh

yea idk how witch or sorc works

i saw some people running the ants

which is weird cause i would've never thought that mob would be a good minion

[plush estuary]

They might have a unique aura

Or they might scale a support/passive

Since they are probably cheap spirit cost

Like muster that I use

For each unique summon they all get 7% more damage

And I have like 8 summons

[void bison]

the blitzer
the epoch
the double edge sickle
the quasar
the laser cannon
the laser rover
the talon
the scorcher and the purifier

[plush estuary]

"Kyle, is that Siri?"

Is what I heard

[sullen forge]

🫱 ➡️ 🥛 💥

The sheer anger behind that slap

[plush estuary]

Top 10 moments fr

[hearty nebula]

blitzer has got to be baiting 🚬

that shit fails to even kill scavengers half the time

[void bison]

the player utilizing said device may be having some kind of capability based issue

I forgot the scythe as well but that is mostly for bots

[hearty nebula]

also epoch/scorcher/purifier aren't energy weapons

they're plasma

[sullen forge]

Scythe goes hard as fuck with Extended Heat Skin

and if you can fucking aim

comes from playing Las Cannon

Remember when the Sickle used to be medium pen but was clasified as Light pen

me too

[hearty nebula]

sickle still fucks ngl

[sullen forge]

Nothing says darktide more like

first event happens

everyone except me goes down

all of them ragequit immediately

lmao

[void bison]

plasma is energy

[sullen forge]

Gab is saying Heat Sink weapons

the thereotical Infinite ammo

[void bison]

laser weapons

laser/arc

the trident should return

[plush estuary]

@lunar fable

I have this rn

[lunar fable]

trying to get rid of es/mana

-4% chaos res but that's whatever

not bad but this is actually a dps loss for me

[plush estuary]

whuh

[acoustic dune]

How does it affect the zealot meta

[carmine falcon]

ok yeah harde mode stratgem is just fked scaling

normal mode one is so easy

[void bison]

the one build remains absolute

[acoustic dune]

O yeah extremely

[void bison]

path of exile SNOOZE

I want the new grim dawn dlc

[carmine falcon]

normal version is normal siege scaling

so enimies die like flies

hard is high siege

it works in siege cause u can buy fkn relics and shit

not in ops

[acoustic dune]

With you being blind and a paranoid

@carmine falcon did you win on hardcore mode?

[carmine falcon]

havent tried it since then

[acoustic dune]

I swear the make everyone blind really gatekept to certain classes

Bc you know

Range weapon

[carmine falcon]

it sucks on all classes

[acoustic dune]

Yeah but less on melee

[acoustic dune]

Me rn

Ooog

My stomach

Ooog

[drowsy steppe]

LOL

well it works at least

[drowsy steppe]

we got crop top in bg3 before gta 6

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/monkeyquote-gif-17287897282409113653

[void bison]

MIDRIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lunar fable]

yea desecrate can be nice

you need a cranium

[glossy nimbus]

Y family need to be loud

[plush estuary]

only 90 div

[lunar fable]

might be overpriced but who knows

[acoustic dune]

You know that comment would be funnier if it was aim at yamato

The forehead meister

[lunar fable]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-break-fail-gif-5083932

[acoustic dune]

Me when

Me wehb I uh

Headachr

[hexed igloo]

I need a massage therapist to fuck my shit up

Yk those videos of candy makers where they throw the candy over a hook and stretch/fold it

I want someone to do that with my shoulder muscles

[acoustic dune]

I thought you meant put you in a machine and break you into a million pieces

[hexed igloo]

I'm okay with a woodchipper

Put me in one of those medieval torture stretching racks I bet there's a real specific point in the process that it feels fucking amazing

[acoustic dune]

You know there's cheaper and more expensive ways

Like 2 horse

[hexed igloo]

It's not the same

[acoustic dune]

And some rope

[hexed igloo]

I want a hunchback to crank the wheel that stretches me

[acoustic dune]

What about a catapult

Just yet you in the castle

[hexed igloo]

Eh do it with my corpse after idc

[acoustic dune]

You saying

[hexed igloo]

There's no spine stretching involved with a catapult so

[acoustic dune]

I can do anything with your corpse

https://tenor.com/view/birdman-hand-rub-thinking-dance-gif-17449632

[hexed igloo]

Go for it big dog ill be dead anyway not like I can care

[acoustic dune]

O boy this lad gonna have smth to play with at night

Can't wait to play frankenstein

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-sus-face-james-doakes-suspicious-james-doakes-reaction-erik-king-gif-14404252364057104628

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-morgan-dexter-new-blood-jim-lindsay-gif-6844957641813999649

[void bison]

I should look into the new shows for dexter

the first few seasons were decent

when I watched the show years ago

[acoustic dune]

That's when yog became the bay harbour watcher

[void bison]

doakes be like: jesus christ yog I knew you were fucked up, but you're the goddamn bay harbor hopper

[acoustic dune]

And then you just croak

[void bison]

who up croakin they shit rn

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-look-stare-gif-15464672

@void bison play cosmoteer

[sharp gull]

^based and real cosmoteer pog

[copper hawk]

Peak game

[jagged cradle]

i love sm2

but the xp changes are super nice it only took like 5 games to get gold power axe

[acoustic dune]

Show ship design fellow pookers

[sharp gull]

Cant tonight tmmrw if i rember sure

But to stay on topic I want to make a railgun ship

[acoustic dune]

Super rail gun

Or fan railgun

Depending on your awnser

[sharp gull]

Max length I desire

[acoustic dune]

I'll krill uou

[acoustic dune]

Good

[sharp gull]

The railest gun

[void bison]

fan railguns are cool too you nincompoop

[acoustic dune]

I made just that with 2 giant engine

[void bison]

the six shooter ship

https://tenor.com/bcqYq.gif

[acoustic dune]

Dhit is crazy hamburger

[acoustic dune]

Its "meta"

And I hate meta

Which remind me

With the giant shield was more useful

It stink like hell

Should have made a front defense with 1 flak and all pd and small dhield

Also asteroid armor

[sharp gull]

I want the railgun to be dead center of ship with guns on either side of it facing inwards so they can shoot up with some small shields lining the outsides of it

[acoustic dune]

Funny as heck

[acoustic dune]

Over cloack it

It is funny

You gotta see my 4 mil ship design for my raily

It's 2 raily

And 4 flak

[acoustic dune]

And 4 huge engine that goes though the length on the ships

[sharp gull]

Kinda like that

And maybe rockets for the sides?

[sharp gull]

Emp missiles :3

I also thought about doing a like horrid thing

[acoustic dune]

@sharp gull

BEHOLD

CUPID ARROW

[sharp gull]

Smth like this @acoustic dune

[sharp gull]

Also DAMN

[acoustic dune]

That's a station

[acoustic dune]

It's 5 mil

92 speed

For its size

[sharp gull]

Yeah it is I saw a blueprint for a really gross one a million years ago

[acoustic dune]

Now it's over cloaked

[sharp gull]

The heat pipes are insane

[acoustic dune]

You should have seen my other ship lustful heat

(All my ship name is all about slaneshh)

[acoustic dune]

I like good piping

And redundancy

[sharp gull]

Looking at ships now some are cool asf looking

[acoustic dune]

This but all nuke

[glossy nimbus]

Guys I have 300 hours in darktide. When does it get good

[acoustic dune]

Now

Savour it

[sharp gull]

Did u master every weapon and finish your penances :3?

And do it for every class

@acoustic dune

One day ill be huge like that

[acoustic dune]

How do you even feed that thing

Also old design

Had to redo the front armor

Since it was hyper shit

And redid the engine

@sharp gull Where's your engine room

[sharp gull]

Thats not my design i just looked up crazy builds

My ship is smol

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-stare-disappointed-gif-13848065843414333862

You dontbmake your own design

[sharp gull]

I do but I wanted to look at crazy new stuff

The station one wasnt mine either

[acoustic dune]

Show me yours

Stinky

Oh yeah tomorrow

[sharp gull]

Im in bed and Im not getting up 3:<

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-milk-antony-starr-gif-2606354610122003363

Me when i

[sharp gull]

I have to get up at 4 am

[acoustic dune]

Anyhow yeah engine transfer heat from engine

Meaning you only need to do piping for the engine room and not need to connect it to thruster

That being said

I wanna see how boarding ship gonna work

[sharp gull]

THEY ADDING BOARDING???!

[acoustic dune]

It's in the roadmap

That and carrier

[sharp gull]

Wtf

I didnt know they had a roadmap

[acoustic dune]

I am so making a spation

[acoustic dune]

It's on the steam page

@long oasis

Show diz fool your cosmoteer

[sharp gull]

How long they had the road map?

Ive had cosmoteer over a year just havent it played it as much as I wanted to the FOOOL i was playing it with kept dying and had to reload and kinda crashed out

[acoustic dune]

How are you playing pooptide and not be able to run cuckmoteer

[sharp gull]

I was trying to play it with a specific factorio train making unpaid intern and they didnt want to play because they were bad so we benched it to do later

[long oasis]

glarp glarp

[acoustic dune]

Walter

[sharp gull]

He can train but he cant cosmoster

[acoustic dune]

Pull your cuckmoteer out

[long oasis]

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/799600/view/3391799364882219760

i cant im playing minecaraft

[acoustic dune]

Show this fool your cuckmoteer

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/monkeyquote-gif-17287897282409113653

[acoustic dune]

Speaking of train

[sharp gull]

Does it have one of those chairs innit

[acoustic dune]

I can't wait for joints part

[sharp gull]

https://tenor.com/view/clickhold-click-hold-click-it-again-click-chair-clicker-gif-9719210414603595091