zealot-class

[warped trellis]

he lets that happen

[frosty herald]

they need to add the p320 as a grenade

[sullen forge]

Decoy frag from BO1

Except it actually kills people near it

[marble pewter]

we need a gun rbat shoots bullets

[mighty root]

@solar gorge @marble pewter el denude has been found

[placid fiber]

I love it when I pick up a chicken and get a free 200 rupees from it in this roguelike :3

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rapture-beam-family-my-auntie-got-raptured-gif-10328754267991713706

I fucking love these videos

[warped trellis]

😱

[solar gorge]

saved by soldiers of the all-father

🙏

[placid fiber]

Hm... I have the option to skip all locked doors and switches this run cause I have enough rupees for the master key and the moon pearl >.>

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/cirno-hatred-kiryu-kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-gif-3361761317354543613

[sullen forge]

I hate you…..

[placid fiber]

Don't you love being able to avoid game mechanics for being rich? lol

It's like skipping using low level weapons for mastery by sacrificing them to 20 in darktide

[spare talon]

wtf based kiryu?? rightful hatred of fumos??

[mighty root]

So real

Fumos fucking suck

[solar gorge]

fumos are archons of the demiurge

[mighty root]

If you like them you are destined to hell

[mighty root]

[solar gorge]

destined to eternity in the material world

[mighty root]

Unlike us

Who shall ascend

Fumo’s make my fly into a autistic rage

[plush estuary]

someone watching me clutch

[mighty root]

And beat my infant son

[solar gorge]

infants are big eyed, small and round

they're basically fumos

[warped trellis]

murder and eat my wife

[solar gorge]

do you know which class in tf2 sneaks behind ppl to get instakills ?

[marble pewter]

Worst class in the game bt w

[solar gorge]

which one

[marble pewter]

spy .

[solar gorge]

wrong

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/17727865445815310167/DF786FD72892192C1BBA4C53C2AE57C0BFC40879/

[marble pewter]

pyro is probably like

the 2nd worst

[plush estuary]

Meta

[marble pewter]

after that

[plush estuary]

Meta deez

[sullen forge]

No it’s overpowered…..

W+M1 noobs…

[marble pewter]

w + m1 pyros r so funny

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/15222646195503198324/2A81C0CA8A9CA971B9FAF104F5175DDF40806E91/

[signal spoke]

Thst map looks horrendous
Who aporoved to have 6 offshore maps

[marble pewter]

they run towards guaranteed death holding m1 And it somehow works out

for some reason im not able to do that

i cant turn my brain off good enough ..

[sullen forge]

Because players can’t comprehend

Oh they’re actually just fucking doing that

So you become more predictable when you try to avoid dying

[marble pewter]

i do love my shotgun/flare pyro

even though flare is kind of just worse in every way

compared to the shotgu n

[sullen forge]

Flare punching

[signal spoke]

Default pyro with power jack is the king

[marble pewter]

the only thing its better at is range

pelting the enemy with 30 damage + afterburn flares

[solar gorge]

u think this is bad ?

[signal spoke]

Then you got scorch shot

[solar gorge]

see how they nerfed my axetinguisher

i still run it out of spite

[marble pewter]

shotgun is simply better in every way if ur actually planning on like,

killing people

[marble pewter]

Sighs

axetinguisher is completely irrelevant now

the weapon kind of just exists to style on people

[sullen forge]

I mean I use Dragons on pyro cause like…

I can be more aggressive

[solar gorge]

i bully demoknights with it

[sullen forge]

And rewarded with aiming

[solar gorge]

ur supposed to aim with ur secondary

baka

[sullen forge]

If not it’s Degreaser/Stock

[marble pewter]

dragons fury was made for the chudlings

[solar gorge]

the primary is just to launch ppl in the air

[sullen forge]

Look who’s talking

[solar gorge]

or to bully demoknights

[marble pewter]

ive killed pyros with reflected dragons fury shots before its kind of funny

[mighty root]

Stock >

[signal spoke]

If I remember the dragon fury has a not consistent crosshair

From your UI

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/9475337835064774003/E0036F6D15148D74BA40539C65F231408042ADF6/

chudspy

[sullen forge]

It’s not

Thus I use a cross hair that fixes it

Reminder your counter (Heavy)

Folds immediately to it

[signal spoke]

Three-four direct clicks, vaporised

[sullen forge]

Usually 3

4-5 if they’re being pocketed

[marble pewter]

Okay but see i can also do this with scout

[sullen forge]

The medic will face the wrath of god

[sullen forge]

Scout main

Kill them with hammers

[marble pewter]

sigh

[solar gorge]

u can only do that with acess to cover/corner mind u

[hollow meteor]

I just played a game of Frontier, we (BLU) had a RED TP set up behind our base and the whole team ignored it for like 2 minutes 🤡

They killed the enemy Soldiers/Demomen and just.. dipped

[sullen forge]

Amazing

[solar gorge]

i would've camped the tp

like a decent person

[sullen forge]

The engineer setting up in the most random spot you’ve ever seen in your life

[signal spoke]

Eureka effect engineers are scary

[hollow meteor]

Like dude

Dispenser, sentry level 2-3, TP

[sullen forge]

Them popping into existence will never not be funny

[signal spoke]

The fact no particles effects plays is just funny

[sullen forge]

I got fucking jump scared once

[hollow meteor]

Enemies coming from the same spot (the second floor of that building to the right of BLU's third(?) spawn)

[marble pewter]

eurekas effect is probably my favourite engie melee

outside of the gunslinger

defense engi is boring as FUck

[sullen forge]

Hit your machines to make them work harder

[solar gorge]

nobody turns around

anyvay

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/17727865445815310167/DF786FD72892192C1BBA4C53C2AE57C0BFC40879/

[sullen forge]

Or looks up

[solar gorge]

this heavy was here for 5 minutes btw

[hollow meteor]

They were jumping up on the rocks and were there uncontested

[signal spoke]

Least social aware tf2 players

[hollow meteor]

Only reason they stopped? RED engie overextended

[signal spoke]

Fym you don't hear the minugun revving up

For 2 minutes

[solar gorge]

he had the tomislav tbf but still

[hollow meteor]

Died with his sentry gun in his hands trying to setup outside our next respawn

[solar gorge]

they could see their teammates getting killed in front of them

[sullen forge]

More of a Stock minigun user imo

[signal spoke]

Did they had sandwich and kept healing while munching loud?

[signal spoke]

Iron Curtain the better minigun

[solar gorge]

he didn't had to cuz no one ever shot him before i kill him

[signal spoke]

Tbf the map also looks terrible to play and know the layout

[solar gorge]

it's actually fun as hell

[sullen forge]

If I’m not playing Medic, Pyro, or Heavy it’s Hybrid Knight all day every day

The comically long Claid coming to behead you

[signal spoke]

I have not played the update yet and I don't think I have much interest because how the actual update was just mid with the content

[sullen forge]

I haven’t touched the game since…

[solar gorge]

i should've clipped when i locked a demoknight in a corner for 10 seconds before executing him...

[sullen forge]

January of this year

[signal spoke]

Now imagine what will happen with mvm update if they keep making the same slop

[sullen forge]

Burnout

[solar gorge]

with airblast

[sullen forge]

Air blast needs nerfs…

The demoknight says

With 5 heads

Being faster than scout

[solar gorge]

with dmg resistance to both fire and explosive

with more health than a heavy

not infuriating

[sullen forge]

One shots 5/9 classes iirc

That’s with Shield Swipe comboing with the Crit

[marble pewter]

eyelander is hot ass

[signal spoke]

Demoknight is just braindead

[solar gorge]

rue you only have the worst takes

[marble pewter]

?

[solar gorge]

it's amazing

[marble pewter]

its aw eapon that benefits off ur enemy being bad at the game

[plush estuary]

if you stand in this corner in the elevator the ritual downstairs doesnt start fast when you reach the top of the ride

[marble pewter]

its worthless against competent people

[solar gorge]

it benefits of u being good at demoknight

[signal spoke]

Claidmor was butchered so hard for no reason

[sullen forge]

So you’re telling me

[marble pewter]

nobody is dying to a 0 head demoknight

[sullen forge]

We have to hug the corner

[plush estuary]

yup

[marble pewter]

no matter how good they are

[sullen forge]

To not fuck ourselves

[plush estuary]

did some testing

if you dont stand in the corner

[marble pewter]

you HAVE to be bad at the game

to die to them

[solar gorge]

skill issrue

[sullen forge]

That’s so stupid

[plush estuary]

the ritual downstairs starts fast at the end of the ride

[sullen forge]

Lmao

[sullen forge]

Don’t remind me..

Being a hybrid player

Weeps

[signal spoke]

The 15% damage debuff to all source is so stupid

Thst shit should have been applied to eyelander

[plush estuary]

@sullen forge

bet smite

[sullen forge]

Tide offsets it but

You still fold to bullets

[sullen forge]

Assail

[plush estuary]

purg bubble bb

😔

the team

[solar gorge]

reminds me of this old dt screenshot i have

[plush estuary]

we got dr poo

and stinky poo poo

[solar gorge]

the name means

little asshole in ur ass

just letting u knwo

[sullen forge]

Hot swaps to smite

Teehee

[plush estuary]

they just invited one of their friends

another purg psyker

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[solar gorge]

neuter all psykers

[marble pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-fence-outside-gif-26972563

[solar gorge]

behead all manuls

[sullen forge]

You will enjoy the map being blown up

You will be happy

[misty nova]

Crit maxxing

https://tenor.com/view/desiler-giga-chad-gif-9574825124538696572

[sullen forge]

Wondering why they haven’t changed smack down

Shit is so ass

[visual stream]

Zealot chat is my favorite LGBTQ representation

[marble pewter]

mrooow

[mighty root]

Meow

Me so hungry

[sullen forge]

I blame @median steeple

[marble pewter]

@frosty herald monster hunter near my city..

[mighty root]

Spanking my monkey

[solar gorge]

sorry

[frosty herald]

Rathian

[mighty root]

Me when I wanna play a game and gale says ****slop

[median steeple]

ok Hakita

[sullen forge]

Funslop

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-seal-in-fire-seal-going-to-hell-hell-good-night-gif-12319617898119755025

[sullen forge]

EnjoyingYourselfSlop

[mighty root]

I hate myself

[ripe quest]

Rare 100% crit chance setup

[mighty root]

I hate ANYTHING with fun

[plush estuary]

its vet

[sullen forge]

Vet

I

Why

[plush estuary]

he died in 1st 30 sec

[placid fiber]

Wow, I get to skip 3/4ths of the last floor cause I got lucky lol

[marble pewter]

its true doe

[sullen forge]

John Guardsman returns?

[marble pewter]

maybe if ud idnt play slop games..

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-freedom-unite-meme-dragon-watch-yo-tone-games-gif-13809712158769501297

[mighty root]

Cicaslop

[marble pewter]

Shut up Fffriend

[placid fiber]

This is the most life I've had when I got to the final boss in this :3

[sullen forge]

LGBT representation chat

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/how-i-keep-the-rent-low-in-my-neighbourhoo-chief-keef-gif-5043739507113617112

[placid fiber]

lol easy w, only got hit twice and fell off the edge once

[sullen forge]

Either that or bring up something remotely furry related

How to keep the rent low in Zealot chat

[placid fiber]

The rng was not kind to me that run x.x

[frosty herald]

Gale you are not seeing the hyperborean gates

[sullen forge]

Buddy…

You aren’t either

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-and-crying-cat-crying-and-eating-cat-cry-eat-gif-10879304557396446185

[placid fiber]

I had to beat the 1st boss with the level 1 sword <.<'

[frosty herald]

My chud brown eyes

[sullen forge]

Fun fact they gave the BO7 Richtofen an SS uniform

Idfk why

But they did

Probably asked the AI to make a uniform

[frosty herald]

I mean

Richtoffen is a german soldier

[sullen forge]

And it embraced the chud hyperborea

[frosty herald]

They need to ditch the mustace tho

Cause black ops 1 richtoffen was full on german soldier without the stache

[sullen forge]

Ultimus worked with them begrudgingly and Primis never interacted with the Nazis cause he’s from WW1

[frosty herald]

Oh

[sullen forge]

This one?

I ain’t got a damn clue

[frosty herald]

Your talking about the ending richtoffen wearing an ss outfit right?

[sullen forge]

Yes

[frosty herald]

So they just gave him that outfit for no damn reason cause hes from ww1?

[sullen forge]

Anyways Maxis working the Nazis was a huge reason as to why Richtofen turned on him

[sullen forge]

I ain’t got a damn clue at this point cause they literally just show up

No explaination

No reasoning

Nothing

[frosty herald]

Just let it go man

You arent going to understand the dogshit writing

[sullen forge]

Truth nuke

[frosty herald]

Also what did mw3 zombies even do for zombies???

[sullen forge]

Storyline dies after Citadelle

[sullen forge]

Abysmal writing

And the community kinda just agreed to mentally forget about it

[frosty herald]

I remember maxis?

And purple gas turning people into zombies

[sullen forge]

Never happened

[frosty herald]

Sam then

[median steeple]

didn't they kill her off screen

[frosty herald]

Or something like that

[sullen forge]

Oh they also fully killed off Samantha

Yeah

Confirmed in the final DLC for BO6

[frosty herald]

Honestly this shit is so confusing

[sullen forge]

Eddie and the Forsaken literally confirmed it

She died

Lmao

[frosty herald]

Total edward victory

https://tenor.com/view/edward-edward-richtofen-richtofen-call-of-duty-call-of-duty-zombies-gif-10004782030327732673

[regal gyro]

Why would Beavis and Butthead do this

[sullen forge]

Both endings are super fucking rushed

But I’d rather Eddie get his family back

[marble pewter]

people care about zombies lore ?

[sullen forge]

Yeah?

For ages

[frosty herald]

Uh yeah are you dumb

[marble pewter]

u guy sr so mean to me

i should just die.

sigh.

[frosty herald]

Weaver killing richtoffen's family for no reason with the help of samantha

[sullen forge]

Tbf they were both set up

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/don't-do-suicide-suicide-dont-do-suicide-that-stuff-kills-you-gif-9279407617243720122

[sullen forge]

Weaver feels insane regret after Shattered Veil

So it just doesn’t make sense for him to turn on Eddie immediately again

[frosty herald]

Btw gale

The evil dudes that betray you in the alternative outbreak ending

Is that the same organisation responsible for forsaken?

[sullen forge]

The what

I’m sorry what

You’ll have to probably explain that a bit better cause I have 0 clue what you’re talking about

But what about outbreak

[frosty herald]

You know outbreak

[sullen forge]

Yes?

[frosty herald]

You can either help samantha

[sullen forge]

The Reckoning as a map you mean

Or like the CW game mode

Cause I don’t recall that

[frosty herald]

Cold war

https://youtu.be/OM0ob3bMAMY?si=MWg4lJ6qDltPMG9q

[sullen forge]

Oh that shit literally just leads to Mauer Der Toten iirc

It’s lore isn’t really huge

[frosty herald]

ah

so just a non canon ending that has no relevance to lore

[sullen forge]

Pretty much?

Cause the actual shit that happens if you fight the boss and get abducted by Omega

[tawny harbor]

I leveled up a second zealot because I need more loadouts just for different cosmetics
and now I'm locked out of aurics because I thought it'd be fun to do the official campaign

[sullen forge]

And that leads to the events of Mauer

[frosty herald]

skip it at krall

[ripe quest]

Do you not have the extra loadouts mod?

[tawny harbor]

no I already finished the campaign
and now krall doesn't offer the option
so I'm stuck doing damnation for the next 10 games or so
oh whatever, time for some meme tier builds I suppose

[tawny harbor]

I don't use cheats, no.

[signal spoke]

7-8 loadout slots not enough on vanilla game?

[stray summit]

play your other zealot?

[ripe quest]

The extra loadouts/characters mod isn't cheating, it follows the server limit. It's just upping the variable for max loadouts/characters and nothing else.

[stray summit]

campaign is character specific

[signal spoke]

Calls it cheats when is the one of the best QoL mods

[tawny harbor]

5 was too little. 8 is pushing it. But I specifically want another zealot with a different name, face and personality so I don't have to keep bothering Krall all the time.

[signal spoke]

How is 8 slots pushing it

[ripe quest]

tbf I use like 24 loadouts but I have a lot of niche Zealot setups

[signal spoke]

Besides cosmetic loadouts

[stray summit]

mfs will never have enough loadouts/inventory space

[marble pewter]

some mods can certainly qualify as cheats but loadout slots ??

[hard nexus]

what

[sullen forge]

I have 30 load out slots lmao

[signal spoke]

But I like have over 7 or 8 builds on ogryn

On vanilla alone

[sullen forge]

Idgaf if it’s cheating or not

My ass is not remaking 1 joke build

[hard nexus]

honestly nothing except maybe spidey sense or decode helper i’d count as cheats on nexus

[marble pewter]

spidey sense and health bars..

[hard nexus]

and spidey sense is an accessibility thing

[frosty herald]

I just use a mod to see the decode sequence

[tawny harbor]

It's mainly to do with cosmetics. I have more than 8 combinations of build/look even on Zealot where build diversity is very limited.

[marble pewter]

none of the people using spidey sense are deaf

or blind

[sullen forge]

That’s helper

[hard nexus]

i’m deaf and blind and dumb

[marble pewter]

they just use it as a crutch cus they lowk suck

[frosty herald]

Bruh

[signal spoke]

I use the improved cosmetic view mods to create cosmetic loadouts

[plush estuary]

special tracker, danger zone?

[marble pewter]

sigh

i know

[ripe quest]

lua scratchpad

[hard nexus]

which is danger zone?

and special tracker i see more as a way to make up for the terrible audio channels, very often a special spawn can’t be heard due to overloaded channels

[sullen forge]

There’s a huge difference between helper and solver

[ripe quest]

Shows explosion AoEs on the ground iirc

[plush estuary]

area of affect visuals like barrels, dh, and bursters

[sullen forge]

Solver just fucking auto does it

[frosty herald]

Solver mods are straight up cheating

[sullen forge]

That’s cheating

Cheater

Smh

[signal spoke]

Phage tree decoder mod

[plush estuary]

hacker

[sullen forge]

Should’ve known about that silent burster

[marble pewter]

im glad this chat is actually Sane

[plush estuary]

so funny how the creator got so much hate

for tree solver

[sullen forge]

Or extremely well hidden DH with no sounds

[marble pewter]

i tell someone spidey sense/health bars r cheating in any other channel they start fiending me

im not against people using them But they ARE cheating ..

in the way that they give u advantages over literally any other player ...,,,

[frosty herald]

Fortnite also has an audio visualizer

[ripe quest]

isn't the tree minigame literally just a point and click adventure game it's like one of the fastest ones

[frosty herald]

Would you call that cheating?

[frosty herald]

Gotta get the white blips

[marble pewter]

if its a built in setting then no not really

intended game feature !

[ripe quest]

me when the only difficulty is if I'm colorblind or not

[marble pewter]

u dont understand.. i need all these mods to play havoc 40...

[hard nexus]

i use healthbars

[sullen forge]

Honestly I consider those two to be grey areas

[marble pewter]

No comment

👁️

[sullen forge]

I use Healthbars solely for build feedback

That’s it

[frosty herald]

One mod got updated for wallhacks btw

[hard nexus]

i like to see how much damage i’m dealing

helps me visualize breakpoints

[sullen forge]

Instantly notice if a build is shit and immediately stop using it

[frosty herald]

It puts the exe stance outline on every enemy

[marble pewter]

Well i think thats what the psykaniums for

[hard nexus]

also it’s funny seeing people do like no damage

[sullen forge]

That

[sullen forge]

Vacuum vs a live game

[frosty herald]

Some people also use aimbot in darktide

[sullen forge]

Rue again with the coal takes

[marble pewter]

they have the same breakpoints either way .

[ripe quest]

Found Ya is also very cheaty if you know how it works

[hard nexus]

can’t effectively account for all damage sources, namely stacking buffs like slaughterer, or duelist, or IJ stacks, etc

[sullen forge]

The fuck Is that

[hard nexus]

or psyker disrupt destiny

[sullen forge]

I’ve never heard of that before in my life

[ripe quest]

Found Ya? Extends the range in which you can see item icons and tags. It's a bit funny in implementation though.

Way too easy to exploit

[sullen forge]

How does one even exploit that is my question cause I don’t really mess with that at all

[ripe quest]

Editing the mod file.

[sullen forge]

Only thing that’s remotely cheaty I use is HP bars

[sullen forge]

Uh oh

Uh oh I think I know what that means

Omnipresence

[frosty herald]

I use the mods that alf the bigheaded made

[marble pewter]

Hi we're fatshark feel free 2 cheat in our game we dont Really care all that much

[frosty herald]

Namely the collection thingies

Like mats and idols

[signal spoke]

Healthbars are cool to make your game more clustered as additional challenge

[hard nexus]

honestly i think very little is cheating to a problematic extent, a lot of relatively minor bonuses that don’t really make or break a match

healthbars wouldn’t stop a bad player from playing poorly, or decode helper wouldn’t stop a team from wiping

[sullen forge]

Also I’m gonna insist on using the bars when I’m using dogshit guns that do a coin flip on Breakpoints on the mood it’s in

[frosty herald]

Healthbars only removes a mental reminder for breakpoints and such

[hard nexus]

sure it’s an advantage, but it’s not taking away from other player’s experiences, (like someone playing arbites does)

[marble pewter]

a player with health bars would do better than a player without

if both are at the same skill level

[sullen forge]

And Ogryn

And Psyker

[marble pewter]

Ugh

psyker players make me so Angry

Nooo guys trust me this class takes so much skill to play we're so squishy Haha

[sullen forge]

Map nuking if it was a class

[marble pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-angry-pet-hiss-gif-16838272

[sullen forge]

Bumbler Ogryns also

[frosty herald]

Playing melee psyker does take some skill

[marble pewter]

NAY !!!!!

[sullen forge]

That’s if you’re only focusing melee

[marble pewter]

fgs dd is so insanely strong its stupid

[placid fiber]

Nah, you just find the nearest rager and skissue against i- wait...

[sullen forge]

Then they buffed SG even more for some fucking reason

[frosty herald]

I kinda forget i have trauma playing force greatsword

[hard nexus]

guys FGS is SOOO balanced!! wiping the screen every 30 seconds is BAAAAALLAAANNCED

[sullen forge]

And now it’s just better EStance

[frosty herald]

Scriers gaze is a better venting shriek now

[hard nexus]

which buff?

oh the vent on activate

[sullen forge]

That

[sullen forge]

And also suppression immunity

[marble pewter]

lol

suppression

[frosty herald]

It was a bandaid fix for assail causing downs paired with scriers gaze

[sullen forge]

Oh but

Psyker is SOOOOO weak

Needs more buffs

It’s those problematic Zealot mains

[marble pewter]

Those damn. veterans.

[hard nexus]

a player that knows their breakpoints will perform the same with or without healthbars

[marble pewter]

with their infinite toughness

[marble pewter]

SHUT UP!!!!

UR MAKING ME ANGRY.

[sullen forge]

Infinite if they can actually kill something

Uh oh!

[frosty herald]

You cant handle the truth nuke

[sullen forge]

Can’t get a single kill all match cause the psyker keeps nuking everything!

[hard nexus]

sigh i’d mog u in game

[marble pewter]

its a false Nuke But im not going to argue with Chudians

[hard nexus]

whatever furry

don’t u agree gale

[frosty herald]

How do i calculate breakpoints

[marble pewter]

whatever. lesbo

[hard nexus]

furries are just so stupid

[marble pewter]

ptooh.

[hard nexus]

and don’t know anything ever

[frosty herald]

Anything that isnt a mauler crusher or boss dies in 1-2 hits

[placid fiber]

True, the purgatus staff sucks... it needs to have a bigger reach and twice the dps

[frosty herald]

Thats how i calculate

[sullen forge]

Yeah fuck it why not

[hard nexus]

LOL

[sullen forge]

Furries are weird and yucky

[marble pewter]

I do dislike a good majority of furries

iwill be honest

[hard nexus]

yes and

[plush estuary]

🤯

[marble pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1025525686494035998/1398806968969461944/image0.gif

[signal spoke]

I agree

[sullen forge]

Keep the infinite cleave

[signal spoke]

(i am stupid)

[marble pewter]

remove infinite cleave from the game And things wont be so bad

[sullen forge]

But

What would the poor

[marble pewter]

flames having infinite cleave dont even make sense .

[sullen forge]

Rumbler and Purg users

Do

[marble pewter]

ur telling me these flames just phase through everything

[sullen forge]

Think of the poor mains of those weapons!

[frosty herald]

Rumblergryns are annoying

[sullen forge]

Skin them

[frosty herald]

Theyll almost always ruin the gloriana intro

Cause they spam rumbler with no regard for barrels

[marble pewter]

I lowkey dont even play darktide that much i just like yapping

[hard nexus]

ogryn players as a whole are annoying

[hard nexus]

we can tell

[frosty herald]

Poser

[marble pewter]

be nice to me

u'd all cry if i left .

[marble pewter]

this chat needs a hero ..

[hard nexus]

gassy gemerald !

[acoustic dune]

italian marine

[hard nexus]

someone post the ogryn breathing in fart gas

[placid fiber]

Meow trolling the newbies:

[marble pewter]

@hard nexus hey

@hard nexus Hey

[hard nexus]

@plush estuary

[marble pewter]

pull my finger

@hard nexus

[hard nexus]

hi

[plush estuary]

uh

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-incredible-uncanny-gassy-gas-this-page-needs-a-hero-gif-15134328584969287517

[plush estuary]

dont have

[hard nexus]

hm

who does

[plush estuary]

I have this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/895877731458367508/1173383513622446100/PRAYER.gif

[hard nexus]

pulls finger

now what

[marble pewter]

pffffrtttt

[hard nexus]

braaaap tuah

[marble pewter]

freak

[ripe quest]

Psyker's like B tier iykyk

[hard nexus]

yet more coal from exhil

sigh

[signal spoke]

Zealot chat will talk about anything but darktide

[placid fiber]

True. It is 100% real that I am 85% more annoying when I play my oggy

[marble pewter]

i like to play with my toys and have fun

[sullen forge]

I’m defense the class is the embodiment of hardtack

Literally talk about 1 build

That’s it

[marble pewter]

What do u guys thinkm of my throwing knives fotf piety build

[sullen forge]

Behold

The build

[placid fiber]

This one, right?

[sullen forge]

Ironically enough I’m not even a Zealot main, I’m just the mandatory Vet main in here

[hard nexus]

i scared path off so yeah ur the replacement

[frosty herald]

There is one development tho

Dropping attack speed for backstab CDR

[hard nexus]

rather have attack speed on 90% of builds

[misty nova]

That's one point short still

[hard nexus]

pious cutthroat isn’t really enough if u already have IoD

it’s what, 2 seconds per backstab?

[placid fiber]

Ironically this one would probably work when connected since invocation of death, scourge, and enduring faith are all on it...

[marble pewter]

Are we really talking about zealot builds now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1025525686494035998/1398806968969461944/image0.gif

[hard nexus]

does this to u

[marble pewter]

hnng..

[sullen forge]

Tbh I never noticed if so

[hard nexus]

frown

[hard nexus]

neither did i but i just realized he hasn’t been in here in a while

[sullen forge]

“One of the good ones”

[hard nexus]

huh

[marble pewter]

[sullen forge]

Vet mains….

[marble pewter]

Eugh

[sullen forge]

Smh….

[marble pewter]

we have a word for people like u

[hard nexus]

does it start with an F

[marble pewter]

It might

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/359538506730700800/1330836631254466591/GIF_20250120_034923_211.gif

[hard nexus]

sigh

[marble pewter]

this server is lucky theres no voice messages here

[hard nexus]

https://i.redd.it/fdg636b0di981.gif

[hard nexus]

what is that supposed to mean

[placid fiber]

Me when I see a trapper:

[royal vortex]

Slurs

[marble pewter]

wouldnt u like to know

[sullen forge]

F slur doesn’t affect me…

[plush estuary]

look how many flashes

[placid fiber]

Feet?

[hard nexus]

ah

checks out

hi josho

[sullen forge]

No

[signal spoke]

Amazing crosshair, needs to be thicker

[marble pewter]

NO!!!

[hard nexus]

then what

[marble pewter]

i used 2 go into random servers and meow in voice messages

And leave

[hard nexus]

LOL

that’s awesome

u can just do that in voice chats

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

[marble pewter]

Sigh

i get stage fright

[hard nexus]

swag fright

[royal vortex]

you just gotta stop viewing other people as human. this cured my anxiety overnight

[hard nexus]

i don’t view you as human

[royal vortex]

i feel the same way about you

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-sad-crying-wipes-tears-wiping-tears-gif-24991919

[hard nexus]

do we have to get married now or

[sullen forge]

Chud Josho arc

[hard nexus]

if we marry i will be putting rat poison in ur morning coffee

[sullen forge]

Radium

[hard nexus]

no i’m busy licking that

[placid fiber]

They had a drink with that in it, back in the day

[royal vortex]

that's okay i'll be disappeaing from the state and starting an entirely new family (of 1) within 3 years of the wedding

[hard nexus]

no i need the life insurance so no

u can’t

[royal vortex]

wtf

ball and chain

[marble pewter]

I kind of do this in public

[hard nexus]

the old ball and chain !

[marble pewter]

at some point i kinda just realised that most human beings i meet in real life are like

[hard nexus]

i forget other people are like,, real

sometimes

[marble pewter]

below average iq

[royal vortex]

i get to be one of those boomer comics

hell yeah

[marble pewter]

i dont mean to sound like

pretentious or anything

but it feels kinda true

[hard nexus]

no i get what u mean

people r kinda stupid

[sullen forge]

I hate my wife

Father I cannot click the book

[hard nexus]

bitch husband

[royal vortex]

the trick is to treat yourself as the biggest idiot in the room and therefore you are expected to do something outrageous

[sullen forge]

True

[hard nexus]

stupid BITCH HUSBAND and BITCH SON

[royal vortex]

and then you do the outrageous thing (yell at people leaving an adult video store)

(which somehow still exist at least when i did that like 5 years ago)

[sullen forge]

Throwing bricks at strangers

Cause it’s fun

[hard nexus]

throwing microwaved honeybuns at the homeless

[frosty herald]

my stupid chud wife

[keen wolf]

Throwing it back at strangers

[frosty herald]

and my stupid chud son

[royal vortex]

is it microwaved with the plastic on

[hard nexus]

we’ve had this discussion

no

[sullen forge]

Yes

[royal vortex]

have we

[hard nexus]

so they explode on impact

[marble pewter]

Why r we going back to 2022

[royal vortex]

let me review the files

[hard nexus]

so they can’t eat it

[hard nexus]

why aren’t you

[sullen forge]

Tf you mean they explode on impact LMAO

Impact grenades at a cheap price!

[hard nexus]

microwaved for like 5 minutes so they splatter on impact

[frosty herald]

honeybuns are more like white phosporous grenades

[sullen forge]

Scalding hot also

[hard nexus]

i once made one of those kraft mac and cheese cups

[sullen forge]

That’s just fucking napalm

[royal vortex]

holy shit it wasn't even that long ago

[frosty herald]

stick on you and scald your skin

[hard nexus]

but accidentally put 30 minutes instead of 3

[royal vortex]

dementia

[north sedge]

oh cool same

[marble pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-breathing-creature-dog-gif-8231365757942829014

[sullen forge]

We’re up against the homeless

[hard nexus]

gaaaaloorreeppp

[frosty herald]

its crazy how sugar can get just get that high of a tempurature

[sullen forge]

My ass is staying in this office

[royal vortex]

did you notice before the 30 minutes were up or

[sullen forge]

We need the coastal guard

[hard nexus]

before the 30 minutes were up but like 15 minutes had passed so

it was black and melted

[royal vortex]

what the hell

[marble pewter]

never touch food again

[sullen forge]

I can’t tell if you’re trying to talk to me or if this is one of your random words

[marble pewter]

zneeble znorp ..

xloooben..

[royal vortex]

i don't comprehend how people have those catastrophic food fuck ups where they leave it in like triple or more the amount of time its supposed to cook

like what are u doing

[hard nexus]

i was young and stupid

i don’t actually remember how long ago that happened

it was a while though

[ripe quest]

If coal is what it takes to fuel the fires of literally anything adjacent to swag buildcrafting practices I'll keep making coal. I vanish to make HD2 resources for 5 months and come back to sauceless drivel.

[hard nexus]

i don’t eat mac n cheese anymore

[royal vortex]

would you classify your current self as not young and stupid

[hard nexus]

i’ve been called an old hag repeatedly so

i guess

[ripe quest]

Obviously they're doing their best

[royal vortex]

anyone who uses that word is completely brain flattened and totally incapable of providing any sentiments worth listening to

[hard nexus]

zipple zap zeeple zorp

[sullen forge]

I mean at least you don’t get called Unc

[hard nexus]

gawunga bawunga

[royal vortex]

u never know. some fucked up people (me) are out there doing their worst

[marble pewter]

glooble..

[warped trellis]

gay alien speak or something

[marble pewter]

owned ?

[sullen forge]

Truly a time to be alive

Moment you hit 20 you instantly become a WW2 Vet

[royal vortex]

the rule is anyone older than you are is old

35 is old until u hit that age and actually you're just entering your prime

[hard nexus]

the coal you produce burns like shit

[royal vortex]

everyone knows this nobody says it

[marble pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908476894045937664/1291815590297866331/ezgif-7-8f58465034.gif

[warped trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/coal-coal-alarm-alarm-gem-cringe-gif-12659343827939057679

[sullen forge]

Alien called me gay should I kill them or end it all

[hard nexus]

but my stupidity is very situational

[hard nexus]

the latter

[royal vortex]

that's the good kind of stupidity

[hard nexus]

did u ever watch squid game

[royal vortex]

a dear friend of mine once asked me "how can someone so smart exist within someone so stupid?" and i want to get that tattooed somewhere really trashy

[royal vortex]

no

[hard nexus]

ok well

[hard nexus]

the entire show is a super obvious allegory for gambling

and

this is made obvious from episode one

now i was watching it with my friend

and

season 2

half way through season 2

i’m like

[plush estuary]

SQUID GAMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[hard nexus]

“oh this show is an allegory for gambling !”

and he turned to me

and called me a fucking idiot

like

the show BEGINS because the main character is gambling

i’m stupid,,

[hard nexus]

home say young squid game

[royal vortex]

if you can follow the basic events shown on screen you're doing better than a large cohort of movie/tv watchers

think of it like that

[sullen forge]

Bro quit looking into things so deeply

[hard nexus]

tramp stamp

[sullen forge]

It’s not that deep bro

[royal vortex]

lmfao

[marble pewter]

Not true

[hard nexus]

(it is in fact that deep)

[sullen forge]

Literally a thing explaining why life sucks

[hard nexus]

i’m very like

[sullen forge]

Point it out

[royal vortex]

i want to say something but i think it veers just enough to be too against the rules

it's over

[sullen forge]

Bro it’s not that deep!

[hard nexus]

rhetorically unaware

i’ve gotten better with that lately

[marble pewter]

Its okay ur allowed 2 do iut

this is zealot chat

❤️

[hard nexus]

like i make more of an effort to think about that kind of stuff

so i make those connections more often now

[royal vortex]

i must abide by my code to score honor points

[hard nexus]

but it was very funny when that first happened

[royal vortex]

look some people think i'm very funny and intelligent for authoring the crusher guide but the truth is i'm borderline incapable of following written instructions

even worse if i have to interpret a picture

unfathomably bad conclusions are reached

[hard nexus]

pervert wizard of pup

frown

[royal vortex]

Don't ask

[hard nexus]

SAY IT!!!

or dm it,,

i’m curious,,

[marble pewter]

freak

[hard nexus]

nuh uh

[hard nexus]

picture books

,,

so awful

[marble pewter]

im very intelligent until it comes to acting liek it

my mind does things that my Mouth cannot speak

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/ZQADKEBkaGc?si=Y1IkbpCyVw68PnPd

@sullen forge

[sullen forge]

It’s really easy picking that kit up I’m ngl

[marble dagger]

oh my god I hate this so much

I quick played into FOUR lights out missions in a row

it's too bright in my room, the black levels on my monitor are too good, I can literally be in knife range with a scab shotgunner and I still can't see him

[hard nexus]

we have relic blades and thunder hammers but no night vision

[hard nexus]

turn ur contrast up

on ur monitor

[frosty herald]

we should put a laser on the thammer

[royal vortex]

turn the contrast down. enhance your suffering

[frosty herald]

and maybe a scope

[marble dagger]

I really don't like having to fuck with my settings just for this one mission type that I already hate

[warped trellis]

dont play it then

[marble dagger]

these missions are also the reason I turned off RT's since it's the one thing that cratered my performance down to unplayable

[marble pewter]

[carmine falcon]

sorry the inquestion cant afford night vision goggles

[solar gorge]

the inquisition in question

:

[marble dagger]

I left three missions in a row before I decided to put up with it and I'm regretting it

[solar gorge]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/14010187462605567575/7D96775DEEEAD85B995D00985F3C039F28051445/

[marble pewter]

Sigh.

ugly weapon fov or whatefvert Fix it

Right now

get that hand off my screen

[solar gorge]

you don't like my little hand

[marble pewter]

NO!

[sullen forge]

Mad cause mad

[misty nova]

And a vertical grip

So we don't have to bend the wrist like

THAT

[marble pewter]

Can we put rocket thrusters on the thammer

[hard nexus]

gaaaaaaaaloooorrrrpppp

[hard nexus]

we should get a shotgun hammer

like from killing floor 2

[sullen forge]

SHUT UP!

[frosty herald]

genuinely peak weapon

[hard nexus]

sigh

[hard nexus]

i wish KF2 had peer 2 peer

or easier server hosting

[sullen forge]

I bet you like Smosh

[royal vortex]

pier 2 pier

[hard nexus]

i’d play it way more

[royal vortex]

boating based connection

[hard nexus]

smosh voice: SHUT UP

[frosty herald]

i still remember my first killing floor 2 hell on earth

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[hard nexus]

send each data packet by shipping container

[royal vortex]

hell yeah

[frosty herald]

on the xbox the paris map with gunslinger 25 and s&w 500 akimbo

[lean cairn]

@plush estuary @obsidian ore

[frosty herald]

"come outside we wont jump you"

[sullen forge]

I played the class in which you’re actively throwing playing

SWAT

[frosty herald]

how tho?

[carmine falcon]

you should watch pathfinder's kf3 videos to watch someone losing his sanity in real time

AYAYAYAYAYIII YABOI

[sullen forge]

Commando is SWAT but better basically

That’s always been the consensus even though I like SWAT more

[marble pewter]

urgh.

smosh

URGHHH

FUCKKKK

i miss that era of youtube

[sullen forge]

Smosh SHUT UP!

[marble pewter]

i hate what everything has turned to

[frosty herald]

ghetto smosh

one of the best parody channels

[marble pewter]

lolll

fell off after people found out it was made by a white guy

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/SHDPAinrecc?si=QTvRJvJQULmVutH1

[marble pewter]

how many blunts can i smoke toodaaayyyyyy

dont got time to count im playingggg 2kayyyy

[sullen forge]

I recall asking my friends about the game

Seeing this

And going

Yeah not buying it lmao

[frosty herald]

mind you

the awful open beta and the release had a 5 month window

[marble pewter]

5 months isnt enough to Fix whatever the hell kf3 is

[frosty herald]

not to mention killing floor 3 is a recycled mobile game

[carmine falcon]

I hate to be a steam charts poster but 😬

for kf3 already lmao

[marble pewter]

all time peak 30k

[frosty herald]

im not even lying btw

kf3 has code remaining that shows it was meant to be a mobile title

[marble pewter]

killing floor gacha game

Probably

[sullen forge]

Holy dead on arrival

[frosty herald]

they shouldve just made maneater 2

[sullen forge]

Shark propaganda

[frosty herald]

the game was pretty fun

[fallen temple]

who actually runs chorus i swear

[frosty herald]

just mindless fun

[fallen temple]

i leave whenever u see someone run chorus. USELESS teammates

you play DPS class to take a discount stun? i just don’t get it

[sullen forge]

Havoc I guess

[marble pewter]

"dps class"

[sullen forge]

Idfk

[fallen temple]

i would rather have a bot.

[sullen forge]

I don’t really need golden but some players would rather have that on the side for Havoc

[ripe quest]

Sounds like Fascism propaganda, suppressing the right to build how you like through peer pressure. Even the worst of coal is still used to this day. smh my head

[fallen temple]

no never

people actually use that?

lmao

[sullen forge]

Yeah?

[fallen temple]

i thought it was a joke ult

[sullen forge]

That’s shroudfield

[fallen temple]

nah i would actually rather have a bot

at least they’re doing something for the team

[ripe quest]

Out here bringing down food quality statistics singlehandedly icic

[sullen forge]

Goated like that sometimes

[copper hawk]

Noob

[sullen forge]

Single handedly dragging others down

[fallen temple]

so wait who do you know that plays chorus

so i can put them on my blacklist

i don’t wanna play with noobs

[sullen forge]

?

[fallen temple]

it’s a noob ult?

i mean

just say you need a panic button

if ur dodging and... playing the game

you shouldnt need it

[sullen forge]

I don’t run Chorus and I extremely rarely use it when I’m just that fucking bored lmao

[marble pewter]

fotf is a panic button too ..

[fallen temple]

LOL???

its the best ult in the game

[sullen forge]

Holy gem post from Rue

[fallen temple]

pops up your damage

[sullen forge]

Never thought it was possible

[marble pewter]

and its a panic button yes

[fallen temple]

chorus pops down ur damage

you need to strategically use FOTF tho

[marble pewter]

? no

[fallen temple]

you can just pop chorus... whenever

? yes

[marble pewter]

u constantly get it back

if u have any kind of crits

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-patrick-spongebob-squarepants-holding-back-laughter-laughter-gif-23404300

[fallen temple]

but you wouldnt need to have it back if you just use FOTF

insta toughness regen

[marble pewter]

whatever this even means

[fallen temple]

chorus does nothing for you or your team

[north sedge]

different uses

[marble pewter]

the point is ubdont need to use it strategically

[fallen temple]

one is useful the other is useLESS

[north sedge]

chorus has its place, it's just a bit awkward in most difficulties

[fallen temple]

chorus has NO place

[north sedge]

it can be nice in havoc

depending on team comp

[fallen temple]

maybe havoc 1

to 5

[sullen forge]

Shut up you’re blocked kid

Blocked

[fallen temple]

BLOCKED

GOODBYE

1 blocked message

[frosty herald]

When the golden toughness and mass stagger ability is useful in higher difficulties

[fallen temple]

gold toughness??

LOL

ok buddy

just say you cant play

i had a guy today

saying all this stuff to me fr

like dead serious

wanted chorus gone

said he'd rather take a bot over a chorus zealot

wanted to gauge and see what everyone else thought

[sullen forge]

H40 carapace wall spam?

Never heard of it

[hard nexus]

all 3 of zealots abilities are panic buttons lmfao

also chastise is not the best in the game

[fallen temple]

me when my ultimate ability designed to get me out of a sticky situation gets me out of a sticky situation

[hard nexus]

that goes to scriers gaze or like any of the arbites abilities

or taunt

or ogryn charge

[fallen temple]

clearly

you have never played darktide ever

not a single match

talk to me when you finish.... I'll be nice and say.... SEDITION

[hard nexus]

yes, panic button

[marble pewter]

what even is this bait

[hard nexus]

i don’t know

[marble pewter]

for what purpose..

[hard nexus]

it’s not very successful