zealot-class

[craggy jackal]

Respectfully

Never speak again

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-daniel-hentschel-goop-guy-white-liquid-angry-gif-2486699680966888871

[hushed knoll]

I have the right to freeze peach

Aka free speech

[acoustic dune]

you have the right to get beaten up verbally aswell

chat

[craggy jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/you-cannot-ragebait-me-heart-twitter-reaction-gif-cat-gif-16396486465647525728

[acoustic dune]

punch him in the stomach

[sullen forge]

State mandated as per games lantern builds

Something “meta” in title

[tropic egret]

I haven't looked at the link, but in general, I am a fan of people using different builds. It's human. It's not meta. (Also why I'm not a huge fan of seeing the AI Arbites dogs killing specialists... part of me would like to rely only on human efforts even if it means we'll all die and the mission will fail)

[sullen forge]

It’s abysmal dog shit

[acoustic dune]

are you saying

you hate dogs?

are you sure the arbities dog is not controled by a real dog?

whom was adopted by you when you bought the dlc

[visual stream]

Build variety is nice when there's literally any reason at all to use the variety

[acoustic dune]

and now play with you when you go in match?

[visual stream]

Go on, son. Make a build using Voice of Terra and Sainted Gunslinger

Make a ranged build for me

[solar gorge]

You're too old to eat ketchup

[acoustic dune]

i only play vet with a recon gun

now i await for a brace recon gun

[tropic egret]

I love dogs... although, by coincidence, I just learned this morning that big cats (lions, tigers) are much better hunters than dogs. Cats are solo hunters so they had to get big and strong (lions, tigers) to kill and survive by themselves. Dogs are pack animals (hyenas, coyotes) so they became smaller, so they could run for longer distances

So Arbites, really, should have a big cat if they wanted to be intimidating

[runic grotto]

Since bit cats are solo hunters, they are also impossible to train

[acoustic dune]

you forget the fact

thhey dont need to kill

but to spot

for i have a gun

https://tenor.com/view/trigun-sniper-gif-12961169766605792988

[gloomy vine]

no actually they should give arbites a webber so i can trap those stupid fucking trappers back

Hey.

[acoustic dune]

cough cough

[gloomy vine]

https://tenor.com/view/xenoverse-goku-super-saiyan-angry-dbz-gif-1416275111944307575

I saw your deleted message.

[tropic egret]

Ah, that's a great point... A cat might be too solo. But a dog will work with you.

[acoustic dune]

whhom dellete what?

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-snoopa-lord-foog-dog-funny-gif-20125052

they are called hunter

not predator

[tropic egret]

So "hunters" are creatures that can't survive by themselves, they need to work in teams...
Like zealots?

[acoustic dune]

no...

hunter are the one that stalk

and find there target

like zealot stalking the emperor

bc they are yandere

[tropic egret]

Can you define yandere and tsundere (sundere?)... I know these are anime terms, just not sure what exactly they mean.
(I think "tsundere" means "a girl who acts annoyed", but who knows)

[acoustic dune]

yandere are stalker or in this case fanatic

[gloomy vine]

i think its nap time

[acoustic dune]

a fan that would stalk you

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-pet-pet-fun-fun-pet-animal-adorable-gif-21727466

[tropic egret]

I'm still curious what tsundere means, if yandere means "stalker". But... I do acknowledge that this chat should really focus on Zealot stuff, and that should be the priority

[acoustic dune]

tsundere...

lemme remenber

[gloomy vine]

i feel like this

[acoustic dune]

ok so a tsundere

[sullen forge]

Every day I wake up I feel like that image

Hallow

[acoustic dune]

a person whom doesnt or cant accept his or her feeling

so this immage

[tropic egret]

That image seems calm... there's something weird about its eyes but things could be worse. (Assuming you're talking about the shark/fish sitting in a chair)

[tropic egret]

Ah ok... So a "tsundere" acts aggressive towards somebody, but they actually like that person

Different languages have such weirdly specific words

[gloomy vine]

his name is JEFF!!!

and he is a LAND SHARK

[acoustic dune]

think of a person that want to be pursued by her crush

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-flop-flopper-stupid-cute-gif-11370559827261708591

[gloomy vine]

https://tenor.com/view/pipkin-rabbit-pipkin-rabbit-pipkin-falls-one-more-please-gif-19670498

[tropic egret]

Ok, so... a yandere stalks somebody that they like. A tsundere hides their true feelings (with animosity)

But just to bring this chat back to Zealot-related stuff, I do have a Zealot-related thought too:

I think, in order to play Zealot, you have to be a bit athletic yourself. Because you have to dodge and move, in the game. And it can get a bit intense and fast. So I think zealot only appeals to a certain type of people, basically people who have the energy to play like an athlete.
It's just a thought... not sure how accurate it is

[gloomy vine]

Insane discussions in zealot channel

How long did that yandere/tsundere thing go on for?

[tropic egret]

As appropriate for zealots, yes

[golden flint]

I'm a fatty and I play zealot

[tropic egret]

It can continue... we can have multiple parallel discussions... one about aggression and fighting, and one about cute rabbits

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-bunny-hitting-fighting-punching-gif-7217306080470791931

ORA ORA ORA

[tropic egret]

But do you have energy compared to people you know? The physical body doesn't matter as much, it's more about the vitality of the energy

[golden flint]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[tropic egret]

(This is only a random theory, and it's probably wrong)

(But people do gravitate toward certain classes, so there's maybe a reason for why people like what they like)

[acoustic dune]

Ii hope zealot become more of a socktroop calvary

https://tenor.com/view/knight-crusader-jousting-big-hit-gif-18340811

i wanna do this to a crusher

single target with 1 shoting capabilites

all into spee

[tropic egret]

But you want to be able to get up and still fight afterward, right?

[acoustic dune]

no...

[gloomy vine]

rough rider class in darktide

[acoustic dune]

start crawling

we going all 4

[golden flint]

Zealot's the standard melee focused class while vet is the standard ranged focused class is how I see it

[gloomy vine]

Grendyl. The horse is here.

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-neon-genesis-evangelion-unit01-shinji-crawling-gif-27271994

we pulling diz shit

[acoustic dune]

people will disagree you on that

they say vet is a jack of ll trade

psycher is focus on range

i dont

[tropic egret]

But Ogryn is so much better at melee. And now Arbites too... So what is zealot...
(For me, zealot is the most fun, but I'm starting to wonder if it's the most fun because it's the weakest)

[acoustic dune]

i only play vet with recon

for i shoot

[gloomy vine]

honestly psyker is much more of a ranged-oriented class

[acoustic dune]

we are waiting for a rework

[gloomy vine]

i do power sword/recon lasgun

[golden flint]

Psyker is a wizard

[acoustic dune]

shovel recon

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-wizard-money-gang-shadow-wizard-money-gang-casting-spells-we-love-casting-spells-gif-13248176114891128394

i only like to play melee wizard

[serene barn]

Guys what is the ideal build for zealot for havoc

[drifting wolf]

melee wizard is the best kind of wizard

[acoustic dune]

the warp greatsword goes craazy good

[gloomy vine]

i dont like psyker but i played melee psyker to get them to level 30

[acoustic dune]

inf cleave

[serene barn]

kinda running blazing piety crit ability spam build just with the cross tho

[gloomy vine]

i was getting every class to 30

[craggy jackal]

That’s it that’s the build

[tropic egret]

Same... That's when I realized how different psyker is from zealot. Psyker almost feels like work to me, zealot is just pure fun

[acoustic dune]

show him the pin

[serene barn]

Cool

[acoustic dune]

clearly you never played melee psycher

[gloomy vine]

gaze psyker with force greatsword is an experience

[golden flint]

I haven't played those classes too extensively

[tropic egret]

Ah - actually, to be fair, I ignored the "melee" part of that statement. I found psyker difficult because I was basically just dodging most of the time while trying to protect everybody else with bubbles and smite... it was pretty hard

[acoustic dune]

rule of playing psycher

smite is shit

bc its not fun

the build i run is vet psycher with a greatsword

[tropic egret]

Ah - whenever I've played as zealot, I'm often happy when I have a psyker smiting things. They're kind of acting like the parent, controlling things, while I just get to swing and go crazy

[acoustic dune]

i like to play zealot like a vanguard

boom n zoom tactic

in and out

[golden flint]

Vet needs some more unique ranged options

[acoustic dune]

see smth in the back

run in

and krill them

[gloomy vine]

i do that with evis

bloodthirsty/rampage

fotf spam

[acoustic dune]

as you know i have the evil build

[gloomy vine]

evil build?

[tropic egret]

Can you explain this in dumber words... You mean that you like to run ahead of everybody in to enemies (so mainly gunners, I'm guessing)?

[acoustic dune]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9e9a13f8-1dcc-4f91-ba7d-e641b095407e/evil-build?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

evil build

[acoustic dune]

anything that anger me dies

[gloomy vine]

certain zealot builds excel in just getting in there and hopping from elite to elite

[acoustic dune]

then i run back

[golden flint]

British build

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/so-true-gif-24068595

[tropic egret]

Does it bug you that, by the time you get to the elite, the Arbites' dog has already jumped on that elite...

[craggy jackal]

You gotta be faster than that

[golden flint]

Arbites players are terrible at actually using the dog on anything that's causing problems

[gloomy vine]

dogs can't pounce what i'm killing

[gloomy vine]

like crushers or bulwark

[golden flint]

They'll steal kills for stuff that I absolutely do not need help on but then never send the dog after the gunner that's been shredding our health

[acoustic dune]

i use it as a bomb

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

not being able to pet them mid game

is crazy

[golden flint]

Tbf it makes sense for a roided out cyber dog to not be pet while on duty, it's busy mauling heretics

[acoustic dune]

ok but he is my roid up cyber dog

and i buy him premium grox meat

[tropic egret]

What's grox... My knowledge of 40k is from YouTube lore videos, the Astartes video, and Darktide

[acoustic dune]

the equivilant of cows

[tropic egret]

like ox.. thats what I thought

[tropic egret]

oh

[drifting wolf]

it's a cow but a dinosaur with a really really bad temper

[golden flint]

Grot

[acoustic dune]

in short

40k cows are khorn worshiper

[willow fulcrum]

Does the gambling reward perfect curios?

[craggy jackal]

From sir milk?

It can

[willow fulcrum]

Its not guaranteed?

[heady rapids]

tf

new emote..

[acoustic dune]

i tought it was a cat dancing for sec

[craggy jackal]

Why would it be guaranteed

You called it gambling

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-roblox-friday-night-bloxxin-fnf-dance-gif-26685592

[gaunt roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1374399585073627299/rekt.gif

[heady rapids]

weird

https://tenor.com/view/omg-oh-my-gosh-cat-wow-gif-15304640

[tidal remnant]

How to make my pyro zelot stronger

The flame thrower tales too lomg to kill

[naive locust]

just kill them harder idk

[golden flint]

Shoot moar

[naive locust]

shoot moar, kill moar

[craggy jackal]

Put the damage perks on the gun so it does more damage

[violet hornet]

Typically mine looks like this but it's not usually going to kill things faster than single target ranged or any melee unless you're on higher difficulties

[ornate bone]

ah yes, duelling sword zealot is balanced (H40, only watch first few seconds)

[grizzled aspen]

What difficulty are you playing on?

[tidal remnant]

Heresy

[gloomy vine]

any clue what blessings/perks they were using

i've thrown uncanny thrust unyielding/cara on the ds4 and i can't kill THAT fast

[ornate bone]

idk it was my brother ill ask him when hes on but i think it was uncanny/precog, the og gamer combination

[grizzled aspen]

That's why you don't think it kills fast.

Flamer doesn't kill with direct damage, it kills with burn stacks.

[gloomy vine]

flamer is weird

it dumps damage

[tidal remnant]

It like to use it during the event

[gloomy vine]

I've never found a use for the Flamer honestly.

I'd rather just take Boltgun or something

[tidal remnant]

My use is fun

[fervent rampart]

flamer is weird

it can feel so good but also god awufl

[gloomy vine]

It's not a bad pick but I just don't want to completely sacrifice long range ability

Never rely on your teammates to pick off specialists for you

[craggy jackal]

Your range is knives

[fervent rampart]

yea, you could use knifes, but honestly i would also just use smth like revolver

[craggy jackal]

That’s why it’s paired with ds4 so often

[north sedge]

Flamers value scales with horde density

[gloomy vine]

I also think the Flamer requires Blaze Away to function properly

[grizzled aspen]

It does.

[gloomy vine]

I dunno whether Overpressure or Penetrating is better though

IMO probably the former

[grizzled aspen]

The two blessing combos are blaze away + overpressure or blaze away + penetrating flames.

Penetrating flames is shit though because wasting ammo on crushers is dumb.

[gloomy vine]

I see the use for mixed armor hordes I guess

but overpressure better to me

[hearty nebula]

oh boy

unironic loner shroudfield zealot in my party

[hushed knoll]

Hi ice cream sundae frog ily

[hearty nebula]

with the triple shit blessings on his weapons

😭

bro unironically using raking fire on his autopistol

[gloomy vine]

the what

LOL

[gloomy vine]

How the fuck can someone see Dum Dum and go "yeah I'll use Raking instead"

[fervent rampart]

they just love backshots, nothing wrong with that

[craggy jackal]

That guy is doing penances

[gloomy vine]

Probably

Raking Fire autopistol is awful though

[grizzled aspen]

Burgle annihilation device.

[gloomy vine]

are you guys max or min height gang

[drifting wolf]

i'm slightly above/below base height gang

[hushed knoll]

Hi

[craggy jackal]

I did min height for the funny

Apparently the sweet spot is like 60%

[fervent rampart]

zealot max, rest is like 75%

[sullen forge]

Reason I still haven’t 100% Zealot

[drifting wolf]

is there some kind of mod that allows you to see the percentage

[hearty nebula]

poor guys 😭

gettin absolutely smoked the whole mission

[sullen forge]

Current state of Arbitrator aka shit out damage for free

[hearty nebula]

I mean yeah but also like that still mostly only applies if you're not shit at the game

[tidal remnant]

How do you bring up this screen

[craggy jackal]

Install a mod

[tidal remnant]

Ok

[mental coral]

Nah bro

play the game as the devs intended with zero mods kekw

but in all seriousness half of me has considered downloading mods for darktide

[runic grotto]

I have over 70 mods installed

[craggy jackal]

The intended method is not giving you a scoreboard to flame your teammates

I don’t wanna play that intended way

[mental coral]

look if you are a true flamer you don't need a scoreboard

[runic grotto]

Another intended way is having terrible descriptions that sometimes straight up lie

[craggy jackal]

Scoreboard is a double damage buff

[mental coral]

But you see

if you don't play with scoreboard you can always blame your teammates

even if you are the one throwing

[craggy jackal]

This is where true skill comes in

Flame even if you are at the bottom

[mental coral]

I had a guy I carried cry that I was farming for kills or some shit on the scoreboard at some point

and I'm just likle

[pseudo sky]

Kindred, any advice on getting the "Shocking stuff" achievment? thought of using the flamer and/or the relic blade for it but appart from dunno how to do it more easily

[mental coral]

"I play the game unmodded lol, just get better at the game"

[mental coral]

Go to a hi int damnation mission, solo even, find a horde, throw a few nades and then flamer

thats how I did it

[craggy jackal]

Flamer, carnival opening

[pseudo sky]

carnival?

[mental coral]

the one where you blow up a wall

[craggy jackal]

The mission that takes place in the carnival yes I don’t know mission names

[mental coral]

and immediately get swarmed

[pseudo sky]

oooooooh

I think I know what you mean

[craggy jackal]

If the first thing you do is blow up a wall it’s the right mission

Blow up wall go inside jump down and wait for a big horde

[mental coral]

im debating do I wanna grind out 100 havoc assignments

for the funni cosmetics

or nah

[pseudo sky]

noted, ty you 2

[hearty nebula]

real

[clever swan]

some of the mods are just no brainers

[craggy jackal]

Red weapons at home my beloved

[hearty nebula]

yeah like guaranteed ability/weapon swap

that shit is

very nice to have lol

or hybrid sprint

since default sprint options in darktide are fucking dookie

and then there's just fun stuff like red weapons and for the emperor that have absolutely zero upsides to having them other than they're cool or can be funny at times

[craggy jackal]

Nah red weapons mandatory mod

Fashion is the endgame

[sullen forge]

Replying with no every two seconds

[hearty nebula]

Real

Either that or when someone uses the ammo callout

I just say "Stop shooting all your ammo then, you won't run out as fast

especially funny when they're using smth like recon las

[sick thunder]

Any tips for getting this done as quickly as possible?
I'm guessing going for infinite nades in mortis trials

[sullen forge]

Dense hordes

[sick thunder]

do hordes walk over the affected area or do they go around it

[craggy jackal]

They avoid if possible

[golden flint]

Chokepoints

[solar gorge]

the scab shotgunner stands alone

he's too strong

[plush estuary]

strong

I mean

Wolfer did bow to a shotgunner

[solar gorge]

that was launch shotgunner

[heady rapids]

that was a dreg shotgunner also

[solar gorge]

dreg, scab

[plush estuary]

I mean

I could just swap them

[solar gorge]

they're just shotgunners in the end

[plush estuary]

I listed them alphabetical

[solar gorge]

when will they add the scab plasma gunner

[heady rapids]

scab rager is a funny one...

flak base...

[grizzled aspen]

Make it all of you, mods are really good for qol.

[blissful frigate]

what he said^
played the first 6 months without them, only wanted 1 thing from them but then when I finally started installing them I realized how useful they were

[hushed knoll]

Hi lambda I hope you’re having a great day

[hushed knoll]

Do it!!!

It’s easy and they are very helpful

Although scoreboard makes me feel pressure to perform lol

[median steeple]

honestly the scoreboard is just not needed most of the time

unless you really wanna like

be an ass with it

[craggy jackal]

That’s the whole point!

[blissful frigate]

them circles aint gonna green themselves

[median steeple]

I prefer pure hating

no scoreboard

[solar gorge]

yo, i'm great so my day always is also

[median steeple]

just vibes

[blissful frigate]

the strat is pure hate and pretend you have a scoreboard backing you up when you don't, while the person being hated on doesnt have one either

and then wait for a third party to come in with a scoreboard to prove someone wrong

[craggy jackal]

Plot twist third party doesnt have one either and is making shit up

[blissful frigate]

#ogryn-class message

serious trust issues after that, now I have a defensive reason to keep scoreboard installed lol

[hard nexus]

i like knowing that i’m better than my teammates

i’m never toxic with it

but it’s fun to see how good i’m doing

[sullen forge]

I like playing the game when it comes to old chat logs of “who was banned and who left”

[indigo salmon]

Any Relic Blade enjoyers can tell me which stat should I choose as a dump stat?

[craggy jackal]

Mob

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/shiggy-wiggy-girls-last-tour-yuuri-gif-26167969

[blissful frigate]

Everything he said was deleted an hour later. I never ratted but he stirred the pot

[sullen forge]

Deleted any and all evidence lmao

[simple grail]

is my build bad?

caxe +rev

[misty nova]

Everything below the grenade is fine

Swift Certainty not so much

[simple grail]

any advice what to change it to

[craggy jackal]

Bleed for the emperor also not what you want

Are you attached to the stun grenades

[simple grail]

i dont like blades

[craggy jackal]

I’d lose swift certainty and twbs to make it to second wind

And second fotf charge

Or you can give up the whole good balance tree if you wanna keep the second charge

[jagged cradle]

you always laugh at me

especially when i play arby

[hard nexus]

this is not true and fake news will result in execution

[simple grail]

do u have any builds i can just steal?

[craggy jackal]

They path through blades

[misty nova]

Yes
If you drop swift Certainty you get a point, put it on blood Redemption
Then change bleed for the emperor to vicious offering

[jagged cradle]

i’ve never lied in my life

actually do i even have you added

[misty nova]

It'll basically give you 20% toughness on heavy kills

[hard nexus]

not on steam/dt

[jagged cradle]

i’ll do it later

[simple grail]

bleed for the emperor?

[misty nova]

Right above the stun grenade

[craggy jackal]

Swap to the other one

[simple grail]

ah ok ty

one talent elft

left

[jagged cradle]

also you are evil

[craggy jackal]

What did you change to have one talent left

[simple grail]

the warth to be swfit

swift certeintly

and bleed

[craggy jackal]

Yeah put it on blood redemption/scourge

Both usable talents

[simple grail]

ok

thx

also what blessings to get for caxe? 😄

old wep

[craggy jackal]

Those blessings are correct

Flask unyielding is good too

[simple grail]

i ment mastery, my bad

[craggy jackal]

Wdym

[mighty root]

I’d change unyielding to unarmored but yeah it’s good just needs a mobility dump

[void bison]

what's up zealot class

[clever swan]

[void bison]

what's up #zealot-class non pregnant

[long oasis]

I hate zealots

[tropic egret]

Hate is not the opposite of love... Apathy is the opposite.
So you love zealots but you're temporarily confused

[long oasis]

aw man

[void bison]

I am hate, apathy, love, and frogs one and all

I am the universe

[tropic egret]

(I'm now banned from posting reactions because too many reactions were posted aheh... so I can't post anymore)

[plush estuary]

creeper?

https://tenor.com/view/creeper-aww-man-sing-dance-moves-happy-dancing-gif-14763027

[long oasis]

glad to have captainsparklez as my only childhood youtuber who is untouched by controversy

[plush estuary]

god

so many have fallen

mine was Ssundee for the longest time

then fortnite...

[long oasis]

I watched him too but I think I grew out of it before he went full slop

[plush estuary]

my fav series was FTB

with that other guy I forgot

[next marlin]

Infectious Zeal is strong ?

[plush estuary]

not really

[next marlin]

Why ?

[plush estuary]

its only like +7.5 crit chance to allies

[void bison]

stampylongnose doesn't have controversy besides Lee the bear breaking into women's homes for panties

[plush estuary]

and your teammates dont always want/need crits

[long oasis]

crainer?

[plush estuary]

and if they do they have their own ways to build crit

[craggy jackal]

😭

He got divorced and then I stopped keeping up

[long oasis]

that guy seems cool

[plush estuary]

plus they arent always going to be next to you

plus it doesnt stack with other zealots

[next marlin]

Thanks. I hope they'll rework Support side of Zealot

[void bison]

I liked watching ssundee prison series and stuff

[next marlin]

I'm happy now because melee enjoyers are moving to Arbites

And now we have less zealots, I feel more special than Psyker players

[plush estuary]

you are special

❤️

[next marlin]

Only want to play support

[plush estuary]

the best support is killing the enemies

[void bison]

warframe moment

[mighty root]

I wish Ainz called me special

[craggy jackal]

Same

[void bison]

but you're fyre

[mighty root]

Can I sleep in ur soft spot like a kitten?

Babies with soft spots better not misbehave lest they end up on my pottery wheel

[void bison]

mold their minds into accepting the ruinous powers (a fork and an outlet)

[mighty root]

Holy true

And dip them in tar

Make them scream loud as fuuuuuuuck

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/janestree-gif-17868106095799353062

me making the 17th child a psychopath that day

[mighty root]

This must become common practice

[void bison]

they are my sleeper agents

[mighty root]

Evil

[void bison]

when the time comes they will all be activated

[mighty root]

I await further instructions

[misty nova]

Arby's staggering everything instead of killing

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[hushed knoll]

@acoustic dune

😍

[pure tree]

Lancey

[plush estuary]

yes

[pure tree]

I miss the meat castle n shit

[plush estuary]

yes

[hushed knoll]

wtf is meat castle

[plush estuary]

its the name

castle made of human flesh

[pure tree]

Only real Ssundee FTB fans would know

[hushed knoll]

wtf is this

[pure tree]

Naur, it was out of any meats I believe. They had the factory inside the pyramid

[hushed knoll]

What are you even watching

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-when-you-meme-nanami-jjk-gif-10683277372535996893

[pure tree]

Not even misinformation tho, it was history

National history

[void bison]

I would live in a castle made of flesh and bone and I would gladly sculpt servants of sinew

scorn is awesome!!!

[grave cypress]

holy shit i remember why I dont play this game on saturdays

the terribad casuals log on

[tropic egret]

My favourite thing, sometimes those misinformations turn out to be true

also jjk (season 2) is great.
But you can't really just start with season 2 because nothing will make sense to you

[plush estuary]

never watched

doesnt seem interesting

[sullen forge]

Based take

[plush estuary]

got bored

so I looked up Kuli's youtube

and am now watching this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ze2Nccm1Ak

damn

I want to play modded difficulty

I wish DT would be this difficult

[tropic egret]

Everybody has different tastes, so I've stopped trying to recommend things or trying to convince people to watch anything heh (because, likewise, I don't want to watch their shows either).
JJK Season 1 is a light-hearted, fun show about fighting, with a good sense of humour.
JJK Season 2 has a cool, dark vibe, a lot of death, great fight animation.
...That's basically the show. (Although you also have to know that there is a narrator who will explain EVERYTHING to you... I'm personally used to it, I like it - but I notice that people who aren't used to animes find it really weird that there's a narrator describing what everybody's magic powers are etc)

[void bison]

the robocop game is pretty good

[misty nova]

Hey at least listen to

[plush estuary]

2

[tropic egret]

toooo

[misty nova]

An Unfair Reality Granted to All Equally

Unironically Goated song on the jjk OST

[sullen forge]

The fact you’re demanding Cata3+ for DT really says something lmao

You’ve peaked

[plush estuary]

Havoc isnt hard until it reaches its unfair parts

[misty nova]

Such a nice guitar tone

[plush estuary]

the only reason it can be hard is not running meta

cata 3 dutch forces meta to be even possible

[void bison]

I just want infinite hordes like im a scythesman cutting grass

[misty nova]

And the best solo you'll ever hear

[mighty root]

Guh bounty hunter

[tropic egret]

If somebody were better than you, would they say the same thing as you?
(In that case, can your problems be solved by you getting better? I don't know the answer to this)

[plush estuary]

yes

people my level and higher have this mindset

most are from modded VT community and understand what makes a game difficult

DT is too easy compared to VT

[sullen forge]

I need to play havoc more but I’ve started having this realization and mindset

It’s not really difficult till it literally says fuck you

[tropic egret]

Then... and this is potentially a very offensive question, but I'm asking it legitimately and with no offense intended: Are the people at the highest level of Darktide all bitches?

[sullen forge]

5 Beasts

[plush estuary]

what do you mean?

and no I dont offense

"Are the people at the highest level of Darktide all bitches?"

this I dont understand

[sullen forge]

Like whiny

Annoying

[tropic egret]

Ha, I mean like whiny people who complain about things that other people wouldn't complain about

[sullen forge]

Are elitists this

[plush estuary]

I guess it is a bit of elitism? When you can clear havoc 40 in duos on far from meta builds it losses its feelings

[tropic egret]

Completely understandable

[plush estuary]

its also how fundimentaly broken DT is with its mobility

[sullen forge]

Imo not really? Cause they actually understand the balance far better than the average casual player

[plush estuary]

and tools available (gold toughness, bubble, etc.)

[tropic egret]

I believe everything you're saying, just asking, what do you mean DT is broken with mobility? Characters move too slowly?

[tropic egret]

This is definitely 100% true. Anybody who does anything for a certain amount of time (or, if they have skill, it might take less time) will start to pick up on patterns, and things like balance, that other people wouldn't

[void bison]

avoiding damage with mobility is a lot easier

I frames and sliding

(auric only for me so im not the top of the crop)

but still can feel fairly easy compared to vermintide

[tropic egret]

But also, I don't want to put pressure on anybody (Ainz or anybody). It's possible that I have more hours than anybody here in this game, so I'm mostly just checking in with other people's thoughts

[void bison]

I've got 3 billion hours in karktide. I made a psyker trap me in a mind prison where time didn't pass the same so I could farm plaster

plasteel

[hollow meteor]

Sefoni MVP as always

[tropic egret]

I've been told that "Mobility is a dump stat and there's really no difference between 60% and 80% mobility"

[hollow meteor]

[void bison]

not mobility the stat

mobility the mechanic

[plush estuary]

Things make you move too fast

you can literally run past every enemy in DT

and win

[simple grail]

what are best weps rn?

[tropic egret]

But why is Sefoni wearing modern LuluLemon yoga underpants? I wonder this every time I see her... She should be naked, or wearing something appropriate to 40k. Her clothes make no sense at all, I'm convinced the people who made her just grabbed some default clothes and put it on her

[void bison]

afaik relic blade bolter flamer

[hollow meteor]

They nerfed her so people wouldn't go too crazy over her

People already freak out about her in Mortis

[simple grail]

im running this

[tropic egret]

I won't say my actual opinions on this, because it might create a dilemma here... but it does suck that it is actually possible that this was the thinking behind her design

[hollow meteor]

People beg for gold and then they throw it away when it falls into their hands, no two ways to say it

[void bison]

sefoni is nothing compared to idira tlass

[tropic egret]

My knowledge of 40k is limited (to Darktide, the Astartes video, and YouTube lore videos)... I could google it, but who is Idira Tlass?

[long oasis]

psyker from rogue trader game

[tropic egret]

Ah, I'm debating maybe picking that game up... it's in this month's Humble Bundle, but last year they gave a 6-month coupon in July, so I'm holding out for the 6-month coupon again... I know that I sound like a paid advertisement but I am actually a real human (who has been manipulated by paid advertisements)

[simple grail]

is 500 axe better?

[long oasis]

I hear that its pretty good

[simple grail]

can i change what stats they have ? or i need to mass buy wep untill correct stats?

[long oasis]

470 axe will be better if you max it out. The max stats cant be changed so if you want a 60 mobility perfect roll youll have to buy another

[simple grail]

wdym max it out?

[tropic egret]

Do not trust me, because everything I'm about to say is the opposite of what I actually do, but:
You should choose the one with low Mobility because there's basically no difference between 60% and 80% Mobility
...I've been told
(I love being able to run fast, so I'm hesitant to sacrifice mobility, but this is what I've been told)

[long oasis]

empower at hadron

empowering increases all stats until you hit the maximum listed

which is the second percentage for the stats i.e. if it's 32/80% it can reach a maximum of 80%

also obligatory look at the pins for all the dump stats + zealot guide

[simple grail]

so complicated haha

ty guys

[tropic egret]

I think "max it out" means put Mobility at 60, and everything else at 80.
And then make sure to pick the correct Blessings (very important, don't forget)

[mighty root]

Atm yes that 500 is better

[void bison]

its on sale for the steam summer sale probably

[void bison]

I like it. its a video game if you've heard of those before

you get this little magic box made of rocks and sparky stuff and you can play it on that

[long oasis]

idk video games sound like nerd shit

[tropic egret]

you say thing, make me mad (horny?), me kill you
me zealot

[mighty root]

That’s sounds fun asf

Play date with that would go crazy

[hearty nebula]

[median steeple]

[grizzled aspen]

Unsanctioned psyker that a good number of people want to beat to death with hammers because she triggers perils of the warp and spawns daemons.

[hard nexus]

i will not stand for idira hate

shes awesome

[grizzled aspen]

I had Abelard beat her.

:)

[hard nexus]

she carried my damage until i got cassia and sister of battle leveled up

[grizzled aspen]

(last playthrough she spawned a screamer of tzeentch and ended the run)

[hard nexus]

skill issue

[grizzled aspen]

I condone Idira abuse solely because of that experience.

[hard nexus]

still need to do a new playthrough

of RT

with the new pyromancer psyker

[grizzled aspen]

The real cool psyker is Heinrix because he is a oneshot enabler.

And, he, himself, is rather durable.

[hard nexus]

heinrix is stupid

all he does is bitch

i hate him

[grizzled aspen]

If you think he only bitches then you stink.

Hes quite funny but has a dry sense of humor.

[void bison]

woe, 4 damage instances of inflame upon ye

[tropic egret]

Does she wear Lululemon yoga pants like Sefoni? If so, she's a basic btch and no I will not apologize snaps fingers and does other things etc

[median steeple]

Idira has swag

actually all of the characters do

[void bison]

I was gonna try to be a dogmatic arbites but unfortunately I am a corrupt rogue trader

[hexed igloo]

Ouuuuughh.............hadron

[void bison]

I let a xeno onboard, I let idira live, I have fish wife;

[hexed igloo]

She'd have way more swag if she wasn't wearing shoes

[simple grail]

so this good now?

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah she has swag but also she summoned daemons on my fucking ship and repeatedly has psychotic breaks so I let the bolter bitch (affectionately said) put a bullet in her.

[hexed igloo]

I don't know who that is

[long oasis]

ye

[simple grail]

changed to unarmored

[hexed igloo]

John undertale and purple guy?

[grizzled aspen]

Fish wife...

[void bison]

if you cannot handle the occasional measly daemon on-board your ship then mYbe you shouldn't HAVE your shuop!!°

[grizzled aspen]

"Abelard, bring the witch to heel."

[void bison]

Abelard is my introduction bitch

tell em who theyre fuckin with abe!!!

[grizzled aspen]

I vote Abelard greatest grandpa.

[tropic egret]

I've been told 2 things:

1. Brutal Momentum is important for Combat Axe
2. Mobility is not important so put that at 60, and everything else at 80.

You've done both of those things, so as far as I know you have a great Combat Axe. Let us know how it goes for you (I also use the Combat Axe)

[long oasis]

ABELARD RIP THAT MANS BALLS OFF

[void bison]

rn I have abelard, cassia, idira, yrliet

[simple grail]

when i played before caxe was basicly the most consistant and best wep, its hard to get used to any other wep

[void bison]

yrliet kinda seems sucky so I might put pasqal back in for his character and tech use stat

[grizzled aspen]

Bm isn't just important, it's required.

[void bison]

Kibellah, skin that man and his family; he looked at me wrong

[grizzled aspen]

Your lights on combat axes can only kill 1 enemy at a time without it.

0.001 cleave does that.

[serene barn]

Fellas should i be using the dueling sword for my blazing piety crit ability spam build? or do you recommend another weapon

[grizzled aspen]

And just for you, she already would've had it done.

[simple grail]

was thinking about getting a good combatblade next

[grizzled aspen]

Nobody here will recommend you to use duelling sword because it's broken asf.

[void bison]

was thinking
Heresy.

[stray summit]

She's so vased

[tropic egret]

("broken" means "the best, super-over-powered, amazing, you'll have the time of your life using it")

[simple grail]

what are best perks for curios?

[tropic egret]

But I also don't recommend it. (But I'm a stranger on the internet, so make of that what you will.)

[void bison]

I am bad at building characters in crpgs so half my party in rogue trader feels useless compared to the navigator and the psyker

[void bison]

20% gunner resist

[plush estuary]

"ma, this guy is red"

[simple grail]

ok?

[serene barn]

bro how do i get good curios😭

like genuinely how

[mighty root]

20% gunner res, stam regen, sprint efficiency, toughness, health

[serene barn]

i can never find maxed out ones

[stray summit]

https://tenor.com/view/gamble-gambling-flipnote-raxdflipnote-gamblecore-gif-728096753915804447

[long oasis]

combat ability regen is debatably terrible

[serene barn]

literally a lottery i’ve always had bad luck sigh

[mighty root]

Gotta gamble at melk or hope the shop has it

[misty nova]

Who's going to tell em

[long oasis]

even if you're running book its only like 8 sec

[mild sparrow]

Keep an eye out in Brunts shop. Spam buy them at Melks.

Then it's just patience

[long oasis]

@stray summit I challenge you to a duel to the death

[stray summit]

you'd lose

[long oasis]

nah id win

[void bison]

don't spoilers!!!!!!!!! dont even!!!!!!! I'll make my psykers melt you into a chair cushion!!!!!!

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545451110631211009/1389853714184933436/VideoToGif_GIF.gif

[grizzled aspen]

We were just gonna tell you Yrliet sucks compared to Pascal.

[simple grail]

so i just spam this untill i get a dagger with 20% mobility?

[misty nova]

It's not spoiler

It's just that Pasqal

Is a bit

Underwhelming

[void bison]

yeah but he is cool and can open doors

yrliet is xeno scum

[misty nova]

Yeah

Fuck the xenos

[void bison]

I have toy box so theoretically I could just make them whatever

operatives seem bad

[misty nova]

Early game?

Yeah

[void bison]

im only on hard so the game is pretty easy anyways I am really bad at builds

I wanna try pathfinder wotr someday but I know my brain will never be able to build properly in something like that

[stray summit]

B)

[void bison]

yeah only just after Janus

[grizzled aspen]

Operatives are great.

They just need a bunch of levels first.

[misty nova]

Yup

[void bison]

I've been wanting to find a plasma gun for pasqal

I missed the one on rykad

he just uses a sniper rifle tn

rn

and i made him a bounty hunter

[serene barn]

what would you guys say is the worst operative until you level them up to atleast 20

[misty nova]

Idira is definitely a weird one

[void bison]

I just made idira a pyromancer

but before that she was mostly just buffing dodge chance and occasionally shrieking at people

[simple grail]

where can i find good dagger talent build?

[misty nova]

RT psykers are just as broken as DTs

[simple grail]

aslo i can work with this right?

[misty nova]

It just works

[misty nova]

Stat wise yes

Blessing wise

That mercy Killer has to go

[simple grail]

im using a 490 dagger while getting masteries

but where can i find a good talent build for daggers?

[mighty root]

Here one moment

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9e88a554-4683-4ec8-994b-3a493e2d2073/terrible-zealot-build?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button @simple grail feel free to replace FT with precog

[void bison]

I just never know which talents to take and i always forgot which attributes are important for said talents

biomancy seems cool but I dont like heinrix that much

[simple grail]

FT?

[simple grail]

ty!

[mighty root]

Flesh tearer

[void bison]

I did like the character reactions fighting aurora

everyone was certain of their death

[grizzled aspen]

You missed the one on the way off rykad minoris...

[void bison]

I did not know that

[grizzled aspen]

I did not read.

I am actually illiterate.

[modern lintel]

pasqal missed plasma on rykard asked to leave retinue

[grizzled aspen]

YEAAAA RIMWORLD FROG

[void bison]

[void bison]

he can still open doors and binharically squibble with the other techies

[void bison]

im gonna give a colossus toad a sentience catalyst and make him my best friend

he will be protected by godly powers

[misty nova]

Why he big

[void bison]

colossus toad

[long oasis]

comes out july 11

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/frogs-vanishing-frog-vanish-digging-bury-gif-4068874194090575039

[long oasis]

I think im gonna cop it unlike anomaly

[void bison]

you're a tribal village. life is hard, but simple and rewarding. there's been some trouble with raiders, but nothing you can't handle
suddenly, a metal beast lands from the sky. a shuttle door opens, something you and your people have never seen before, this monstrosity of gravity defying horror.

dozens of battle ready colossus toads lumber out of the beast. your tribe is finished

[tawdry sparrow]

Gotta say going down the BoP, CoSF, And Martyrdom has been insanely fun.

[hushed knoll]

@acoustic dune

[hushed knoll]

NO

[simple grail]

its so hard to switch from caxe to anything else lol

[long oasis]

time to field the rat swarm...

[tawdry sparrow]

Gotta say my fellow zealots, The first born flamer slaps

[misty nova]

Flamethrower made of wood has some Aura to it

[tawdry sparrow]

The trust in the emperor is strong enough that the weapon won't catch fire to it's self

[rocky gull]

ok so the main things I need to be doing for “blessed be thine aim” is hit headshots and hog all the ammo, right?

[tropic egret]

Or it's a kamikaze mission, the plan was to go out in a blaze of glorious zealotry

[hushed knoll]

Are there new cosmetics out?

[hearty nebula]

sprint efficiency

[hushed knoll]

I haven’t checked since arby update

[grizzled aspen]

That's the tknife one, right?

Just hit your headshots.

Don't hog ammo, it's only like 2 or 3 knives per pickup.

[rocky gull]

yea it’s the throwing knife one

also yeah it’s 2 per small pickup 6 per large

[tawdry sparrow]

No these are old

[hushed knoll]

Ah

[tawdry sparrow]

came out alongside this.

[hushed knoll]

Achso

[plush estuary]

"I kept going down but it didnt matter, I got to watch ainz"

pubs are so cute

[void bison]

I wanna be tossed directly into a havoc 40 from auric damn someday

[plush estuary]

join me sometime

idc

[tawdry sparrow]

This a good relic sword?

[void bison]

mobility 60

[tawdry sparrow]

Darn

[red mesa]

my assignment was 39, i joined a 40 and won and it ticked up to 40.

Do i now need to win MY havoc 40 assignment to lock it in, and it can still fall back to 39? or am i already locked in? It shows my assignment as 40, but still shows demotion deployments

[plush estuary]

@chrome wave

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-missed-dunk-basketball-gif-14136645

[mighty root]

Havoc?

Nice

Ainz gets compliments

I get no bitches

Old soyker sc

[rough galleon]

Green circles >>> bitches

[median steeple]

Green circles is like crack

I need more

[mighty root]

Me when green circles

[median steeple]

I'm currently doing that, stupid ass mosquitos

I HATE SUMMER

[candid furnace]

are any shotguns good or just arbites

[median steeple]

well the combat shotguns all got buffed and last I saw the agri was putting in work

don't know about the others

[candid furnace]

do you think they will get buffed again to keep up with the arbites

shotgun?

[median steeple]

they really don't need it now it seems

I think the mk8 will be brought down a tad

but the combats seem fine

[candid furnace]

i was watching reginalds new video and the arbites shotgun was so op

and fat shark keeps weapons the same way just tunes them down usualy

but its so overtuned

il give the agri combat a go

what about the double barrel?

[median steeple]

still good

[craggy jackal]

Little worse than combat

[mighty root]

In my opinion dbarrel is more of a vet weapon

[obsidian prairie]

vet uses it best followed by psyker

[hollow meteor]

You use it best

[candid furnace]

alr

what perks and blessings on combat shotgun?

[tawdry sparrow]

I kinda never realized this but: The zealot has alot of head items where the left eye is covered up.

With only like 3 with the right eye covered up.

[misty nova]

Agripina makes the Arby's shotguns mid

https://tenor.com/view/happy-beach-steam-emoji-sunset-gif-3837748048620888892

Courtesy of Path

🫡

https://tenor.com/view/desiler-giga-chad-gif-9574825124538696572

But here's the real truth

All shotguns are cursed

They have inconsistent damage

[hushed knoll]

You got roasted wtf

[candid furnace]

so what perks and blessing for the combat shotgun

[misty nova]

Blessings

For Agripina

Full Bore No Respite

[candid furnace]

perks?

[mighty root]

He was saying that in a complementary way

“You’re so good you must have no bitches”

[hushed knoll]

[mighty root]

“No time for females because your on the game”

[hushed knoll]

[candid furnace]

the grind never stops

[ripe quest]

The wildest take of all time.

[misty nova]

You can discuss that with Path

Feel free to do so

https://tenor.com/view/happy-beach-steam-emoji-sunset-gif-3837748048620888892

[ripe quest]

I did and it really just seemed like a preference towards long range single target weapons, of which only the slugs on the Agri could satisfy with the shotguns.

[misty nova]

[void bison]

the strongest ranged weapon is rushing in with your melee like a MAN

[ripe quest]

Absolutely fire words yog

[full nebula]

[ripe quest]

game was telling you to not take medicae

[misty nova]

"Yo bro, you full health"

[full nebula]

full hp but still allowed it lol

[misty nova]

Bro's addicted to medicae

What's the name

Morphine

Yeah

That

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/hotbox-power-armor-fallout-jet-x01-gif-27390493

jet

[mighty root]

Open psyker chat to someone recommending call cooldown reduction and corruption resistance

[void bison]

the best curio perk is experience gained

[full nebula]

i put carapace on every weapon no matter what it is

[misty nova]

Stamina Sprint Efficiency on all weapons

[void bison]

they did not have +25% horse perks on their weapons

[hexed igloo]

Dumbass should've put on the curio that is 13% damage resist from horses

[misty nova]

Should've had weapons with better dodge reduction

https://x.com/regfunkid/status/1941592963911684254?s=19

sleep deprived fellow 🇨🇦 (@regfunkid)

@Dexerto HARU!!!!!!!!!

X · Jul 5, 2025, 8:20 PM

https://x.com/GalaxyPeaBrain/status/1941616897822237092?s=19

Isaac (@GalaxyPeaBrain)

@HamonBeat This the law of equivalent exchange in effect

The world gets Steel Ball Run and Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 and in exchange the CGI Devil claims Fist Of The North Star

X · Jul 5, 2025, 9:55 PM

😭

[acoustic dune]

Why is your corn burnt

[misty nova]

You never had some?

[north sedge]

grilled i imagine

[runic grotto]

this is normal corn

[acoustic dune]

Yeah but on one bloody side?

[north sedge]

it's fine

[acoustic dune]

Also what's up with murican eating corn with a dish

[north sedge]

?

[acoustic dune]

Like on a plate

I eat my corn Like a snack

It's like having a snack on your main dish

[north sedge]

plenty of cultures eat it with stuff

[acoustic dune]

That's what baffle me

Is it like rice?

[craggy jackal]

No it’s just like a thing you can also eat

[north sedge]

it's a just a side dish

[clever swan]

it's like peas

but corn on the cob is corn's ultimate form

[acoustic dune]

I find corn like a stand alone snack

[fringe trench]

What’s the best gun for Zealot?

[acoustic dune]

For solo eating

[acoustic dune]

Ey give us a sec we are corning

[north sedge]

whatever your heart desires

[mighty root]

I love charred corn

[fringe trench]

I’m using a flamer atm but it’s not doing much in the damage department

[north sedge]

flamer is one of the best

[acoustic dune]

Fyre post the yakub

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/yakub-nation-of-islam-noi-dr-yakub-creator-gif-5193467198719540807

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mummy-walking-klaris-abbott-and-costello-meet-the-mummy-sleepwalking-monster-gif-18797949

[mighty root]

Live footage of knify going through vitiligo ritual to become a child of yakub

[acoustic dune]

I WILL NOT BECOME THE CHILD OF YAKUB

My heir is too the yellow nation

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-evil-smirk-crop-gif-25562144

It’s too late

Here’s ur raw milk 🥛

And balls

[acoustic dune]

My pride of the rice nation

[acoustic dune]

Where's the horse blood

https://tenor.com/view/mongolian-gif-24685364

[mighty root]

Mongolia goes hard

[acoustic dune]

I love the hu

My fav collab is wolf totem

[mighty root]

Ngl I hate kpop and a lot of things from Korea

I love their food

[acoustic dune]

@clever swan

[mighty root]

He’s going to kill me now

[misty nova]

It's just Flamer, Boltgun and Zarona Revolver

[mighty root]

He will flat me alive

[misty nova]

Nothing else matters

[acoustic dune]

He is gonna turn you into a kpoop star

[north sedge]

agri braced

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-im-so-freaking-gif-20443749

[mighty root]

Braced auto

[acoustic dune]

Recon lasy

[clever swan]

[north sedge]

bolt pistol solid

[mighty root]

He’s here…

[clever swan]

i dont really care about kpop

[acoustic dune]

Give him a topy

[mighty root]

Beast mode

[clever swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1382876035376484464/1390869199399948298/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH.gif

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/metallica-james-hetfield-lars-ulrich-band-performance-gif-17395557

[acoustic dune]

He is denying

[mighty root]

It’s really seems forced

[clever swan]

some kpop is goated i guess

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/snapping-fingers-frank-sinatra-at-long-last-love-song-snap-to-the-beat-counting-tempo-gif-19012528

[mighty root]

And I don’t like the influencer culture that it has

[acoustic dune]

He is crying with every word he type

Anyhow the real star are jpop

Bc I like anime n horse

[mighty root]

Don’t they practically torture their idols in K-pop

[acoustic dune]

Which whith the sponsor of this video

[clever swan]

probably. we can only hope it's about as much as any other job with such high pay

but lower level idols probably dont have a great time, necessarily

[acoustic dune]

Umamusume

Are you tired of normal race with real horse

[mighty root]

Japanese be wishing death if you draw fan art of those horses

[acoustic dune]

And wish to bet on gacha instead

[mighty root]

It’s kinda crazy

[acoustic dune]

With irl horse turned into anime giants girls

Well umamusume got your back

Feed them

Train them

[clever swan]

tfw no honse girl

[acoustic dune]

Get drop kick by them

Download umamusume today

On steam

https://tenor.com/view/horse-nodding-nodding-yes-horse-nodding-silly-gif-5152303604886252799

[acoustic dune]

Tbf

Horse are cool

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/honse-away-go-gif-21374022 https://tenor.com/view/honse-away-go-gif-21374022

[mighty root]

Horse is a way of life

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/honse-honse-away-honse-return-horse-away-horse-return-gif-23822840

[mighty root]

Tbh I hate horses

They’re so stupid too you can put a bag over it’s head and it’ll think it’s dead

[acoustic dune]

I am eating you

[clever swan]

not so cute anymore

[mighty root]

Same with koalas

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-stare-intense-gif-8871241302243172472

[mighty root]

God koalas are so awful

[runic grotto]

I wanted to eat a horse

but have no idea how to cook it yet

[acoustic dune]

What are you? Soviet?

[runic grotto]

nah

[mighty root]

Koalas can starve in a room full of food

[runic grotto]

I was born after USSR killed itself

[acoustic dune]

Did you have nothing else to eat?

[acoustic dune]

Not a commie brother I see

[median steeple]

Horses are a delicacy in like a billion placed

[acoustic dune]

Unlike our comrade the viet

[mighty root]

Only reason dey alive is human intervention

[runic grotto]

my parents however were born in the USSR

[mighty root]

I thought about going to Vietnam but I was turned away by the food

[runic grotto]

And both of them keep saying there was everything in the USSR

Everything was good

And amazing