Yes I am wtf
#zealot-class
hushed knoll
stone fern
i dont believe u
grizzled aspen
Chat, I'm calling it, he's gonna post raw chicken in ~6 hours.
hushed knoll
It’s bubble gum chicken
median steeple
I made a steak
stone fern
hes not gonna post shit because hes lying
visual stream
A STEAK?
hard nexus
I made a steak
a steak???
grizzled aspen
I made a steak
Gimme...
hard nexus
yes mark, a steak
visual stream
we can finally
hard nexus
this is great news mark
grizzled aspen
Oh wait you're fucking memeing.
hushed knoll
hes not gonna post shit because hes lying
grizzled aspen
Title card joke.
hushed knoll
heady rapids
@misty nova @violet hornet idk which one of you told me to mine ceilings but thank you lmao
visual stream
we can be finally be (title card)
median steeple
stone fern
i feel like you didnt defrost this correctly stan
placid fiber
Where's the bubblegum?
stone fern
did you really put one steak in the oven?
hushed knoll
Where's the bubblegum?
It’s the color of bubble gum
stone fern
WHAT DID YOU DO
oven
hushed knoll
WHAT DID YOU DO
It’s well-done fillet mignon
grizzled aspen
He actually cooked his food for once
"Cooked" does not mean burnt!
median steeple
enemy ultron just blew up mid air every push
Ultrons who stay up in the air constantly are throwing
hard nexus
It’s well-done fillet mignon
might as well chew leather
grizzled aspen
It’s well-done fillet mignon
Sacrilege.
stone fern
why is steak the only thing you like well done?
grizzled aspen
Learn to fucking cook a steak on a skillet.
heady rapids
Ultrons who stay up in the air constantly are throwing
dude they couldnt do SHIT
grizzled aspen
It's not difficult.
hushed knoll
why is steak the only thing you like well done?
You’re going to be well done in a second 
clever swan
that looks good. stan did not make this.
median steeple
You're better off being near the ground a lot so you can get healed by your drone and give your teammates shields
placid fiber
"Cooked" does not mean burnt!
You've seen how he likes his bacon, right? That is cooked in comparison, hell half cooked chicken is cooked by comparison even...
heady rapids
we just portalled the 2nd round and killed them in seconds
grizzled aspen
I'm a heretic because I like my steak medium well but that shit is burnt, burnt.
hushed knoll
It makes it al dente
median steeple
I'm the only good Ultron it seems 
placid fiber
I'm a heretic because I like my steak medium well but that shit is burnt, burnt.
I don't eat steak because I will only eat them well done, I hate the though of eating something with blood in it
heady rapids
i get so many ultrons in my games that refuse to switch if there's only 2 healers
visual stream
Medium rare is the objective truth
hushed knoll
Medium rare is the objective truth
Well done with ketchup is great
grizzled aspen
Medium rare is too chewy for me.
grizzled aspen
Well done with ketchup is great
See, this is why we hate you.
heady rapids
makes me unimaginably angry that im losing games cause of ego
hushed knoll
See, this is why we hate you.
“They hated him for he spoke the truth”
heady rapids
im 50p away from gm
grizzled aspen
“They hated him for he spoke the truth”
You are NOT Jesus, do NOT say that.
median steeple
He can work in a 2 healer comp if two things are met, 1 you have a CnD or Luna. And 2 if the enemy team doesn't run punisher or Bucky
cedar stone
the great steak debate has begun
grizzled aspen
the great steak debate has begun
It's not even steak, it's just food in general.
Stan can't cook.
placid fiber
“They hated him for he spoke the truth”
median steeple
And not even for their anti air stuff just for their burst damage
visual stream
I mean he's sort of right, ketchup makes chewing through concentrated fiber a lot easier
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/bacon-sizzling-breakfast-gif-14351121
This is how stan likes his bacon
grizzled aspen
Like, genuinely, this man needs to be banned from using a stove forever.
median steeple
Good luck trying to heal a tank while they get shotgunned with Ultron
cedar stone
let him cook...
grizzled aspen
Get him a maid or something to cook for him so he can learn what real food is.
hushed knoll
Stan can't cook.
That’s not true
mighty root
visual stream
Why did you do that Fyre
placid fiber
Why did you do that Fyre
Does this make it any better?
hushed knoll
Fyre makes me mermaid
visual stream
I just reinstalled Rimworld last night
Booted it up, realized pure vanilla is a dogshit experience
median steeple
Like playing new Vegas
visual stream
Promptly looked up a list with like 100 mods just for decent vanilla gameplay
New Vegas at least functions most of the time vanilla
placid fiber
Rimworld makes you bite the curb vanilla
while also driving 50 mph?
That's roughly 80 kilometers per hour <.<
for those who don't know miles
cedar stone
🤓
placid fiber
I had to google it >.>
cedar stone
🤓
dude are they gonna fix the wacky zealot guard helmet
the textures on the visor bug out
ivory marlin
Like playing new Vegas
Mort told his irl buddies that i said i hated nv when all i said was i found it boring
placid fiber
the textures on the visor bug out
there are texture bugs all over the place
cedar stone
zamn
placid fiber
Some of the game looks like it's held together by duct tape, but, it's a fun game
heady rapids
Good luck trying to heal a tank while they get shotgunned with Ultron
i keep queueing into teams that cant heal for shit
just got a rocket that was throwing beacon at enemies
cool thanks
then kept crying that he's dead when we ping for heals
placid fiber
just got a rocket that was throwing beacon at enemies
the joys of mobas...
When your healer can't heal
or your dps can't dps
ivory marlin
placid fiber
i keep getting queued with people that could legally be classified as braindead
been there... in heroes of the storm, WoW, Vt2, Darktide, and any other team based thing I've played >.>
There was quite literally a bot in one of my darktide games and my teammates were too stupid to kick the bot
I'd start a vote to kick, it would fail
visual stream
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347254691966615552/1374212625885564978/4_...
Oh god it's multiplied
median steeple
Like a virus
placid fiber
now we need the 16 cat version
sterile stone
i keep getting queued with people that could legally be classified as braindead
Spoken like a true League player
placid fiber
Spoken like a true League player
cough and anyone who has played a decent amount of vt2/darktide COUGH
sullen forge
now we need the 16 cat version
32
heady rapids
holy fucking shit this is unplayable
dude just went afk instead of contesting
im losing my mind
these people are not real
sullen forge
Either AFK or
heady rapids
im getting fucking ultrons
sullen forge
Immediately summon a bot
heady rapids
i hate ultron so fucking much
actual throw pick
they never switch
we get 2 healers and die cause no healing
then i queue into an inhuman hawkeye
then into a bp
back to back
fucking end me
ivory marlin
Yeesh
placid fiber
we get 2 healers and die cause no healing
Can you report them for not doing their job?
median steeple
No??? You can't really report someone for being bad, if they're intentionally not healing then yeah
placid fiber
No??? You can't really report someone for being bad, if they're intentionally no...
I meant for the latter part of that
not for being bad
placid fiber
Ah
ivory marlin
If i throw rocks at their windows does that count?
placid fiber
50 50
acoustic dune
Chat
ivory marlin
No thanks
acoustic dune
ivory marlin
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torn whale
Anything but darktide in the zealot channel
ivory marlin
Tf is darktide
torn whale
I love it
heady rapids
so close
torn whale
It use to be alot less on topic
The golden days are over
ivory marlin
Golden is too strong a word here
torn whale
No mpreg anymore
heady rapids
immediately matched against a guy i was just playing with
2 times in a row now
lmao
torn whale
Means that the golden days are over
median steeple
I mean you just can't make everything about mpreg
tawny harbor
man I tried stacking movement and attack speed for a laugh
with a knife&revolver as weapons, obviously
fotf&martyrdom, 2 movement speed passive nodes in talents, invocation of death to keep spamming fotf
couple of sprint eff, stam regen perks sprinkled across curios
I didn't know there was such a thing as being too fast but I think this might be it
practically teleporting all over the place and the only thing limiting light attack speed is how quickly you can spam m1
torn whale
I mean you just can't make everything about mpreg
Mpreg is love
torn whale
Mpreg is life
ivory marlin
I mean you just can't make everything about mpreg
Mpreg emoji is my most used reaction emoji
visual stream
What is that
visual stream
I'm uncomfortable
clever swan
it's your mom
pure tree
torn whale
REAL
visual stream
Not even curving or razzing it bro
torn whale
shock maul goes crazy
Is this a darktide related post
In the zealot channel
Wrong channel vro
cedar stone
yeah dewd
visual stream
Darktide fortnite collab when
But like fortnite is in Darktide instead of the usual way around
tawny harbor
What is that
female mpreg
clever swan
ivory marlin
Guys can we ban this dweeb
Wpreg in my mpreg server in unallowed
ivory marlin
Mpreg obviously
clever swan
oh word
ivory marlin
Yeah
pure tree
Jesus christ
torn whale
female mpreg
Oh lord
That such a thing even is allowed to exist shows the cruelty of god
tawny harbor
what if I told you the truth of your birth
torn whale
Yeah
torn whale
Wpreg isnt real
Indeed
modern lintel
mid drink
ivory marlin
Hi unepic cole
modern lintel
modern lintel
Look at my cat guys
kosovo 1999
clever swan
Look at my cat guys
(insert mass shooting event here)
tawny harbor
Look at my cat guys
that's the face you make when you're at a club and realize your wallet isn't in your pocket anymore
ivory marlin
kosovo 1999
💀
heady rapids
ive been stuck at the same rating for 4 hours now
I KEEP RUYNNING INTO THE SAME PEOPLE
THEY TARGET BAN ME
acoustic dune
Look at my cat guys
what horror did you see?
ivory marlin
Yeah
He currently isn’t in my possession
My friend is holding on to him until i move
acoustic dune
move?
void bison
Whats he thinking bout
the horrors of the abyss
acoustic dune
school?
void bison
it's a place where people go to think harder
ivory marlin
Yeah im going to uni for bio technical engineering
acoustic dune
engineering?
ivory marlin
Yeah like making stuff and things
void bison
like engine but eering
acoustic dune
things?
void bison
stuff made of matter
ivory marlin
ivory marlin
I assumed thats what you were doing but i didn’t have any follow up for things
void bison
yes indeed indubitably
acoustic dune
things?
ivory marlin
Woah sick outfit kevin
modern lintel
Yeah im going to uni for bio technical engineering
bros trying to make astartes irl
acoustic dune
anyhow watching some samonella vids
ivory marlin
bros trying to make astartes irl
Youll be the first bro trust
clever swan
anyhow watching some samonella vids
Stan cooking video?
acoustic dune
void bison
Youll be the first bro trust
kevin feels so betrayed rn
ivory marlin
Kevin has cosmic powers already
void bison
he's like a billion primarchs
ivory marlin
If i make a super soldier serum it wont affect him much
void bison
solar gorge
Hees Rayching's tour of Atoma is next week
modern lintel
Youll be the first bro trust
sorry chrome is eternal flesh is fallible
ivory marlin
sorry chrome is eternal flesh is fallible
If i make a prototype t-virus can i use it on you?
Or whichever one wesker has
Uroboros i think
modern lintel
maybe
void bison
I want to be the thing
ivory marlin
maybe
Would you rather be a mindless being of pure unkillable muscle or super speed and strength
void bison
I want to be the thing
the alien not the talking rock
modern lintel
Would you rather be a mindless being of pure unkillable muscle or super speed an...
hes literally me
ivory marlin
void bison
oh yeah or adam smasher
heady rapids
solar gorge
Would you rather be a mindless being of pure unkillable muscle or super speed an...
which one makes me live forever
void bison
adam smasher or the thing are peak to become for me
ivory marlin
which one makes me live forever
Uhhhh i think in lore wesker stayed alive for a very long time with his virus until chris killed him in 5
acoustic dune
I love kevin
i hate kevin
ivory marlin
Tyrant only lived for a good month or so?
tawny harbor
Jesus christ
once you pop you cant stop
so she got a pringles can permanently affixed to her jaw
void bison
i hate kevin
solar gorge
if one day they testing the evil juice that make you live eternally sign me up
ivory marlin
Ill put you at the top of the list if you slip me 5$ rn
solar gorge
I'll give you 10 right before the injextion
acoustic dune
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1374399585073627299/r...
kevin? more like
kelvin
void bison
kevin? more like
kelvin
you will burn in a hell so hot that Kelvin will not go high enough to measure it. count your days, profligate
acoustic dune
you will burn in a hell so hot that Kelvin will not go high enough to measure it...
ok but what if i am into that
void bison
ok but what if i am into that
they cut your brain pieces out that make you into it and add new ones that make you really not into it
tawny harbor
That's literally just a technique called "active listening"
it provides a sense of feedback and engagement while not really contributing anything to the conversation
very commonly used by therapists
acoustic dune
golly
void bison
what if i am into that that lead me into me getting into that
your brain will be super charged into not doing that like really big change
acoustic dune
your brain will be super charged into not doing that like really big change
what if i am into that that make lead back into getting into that
void bison
what if i am into that that make lead back into getting into that
your brain will be super charged into not doing that like really big change
acoustic dune
your brain will be super charged into not doing that like really big change
what if it make get into more of it
tawny harbor
golly
It's not limited to that at all though, Some people just love to hear themselves talk, and even ones who don't, sometimes just want to rant to get a load off their chest. They ain't interested in an actual conversation.
void bison
what if it make get into more of it
you're you'rest've brain mixy up into suffering
tawny harbor
But if you don't realize when that is NOT the case, you're gonna come across as uninteresting if you have nothing to add to the convo.
heady rapids
fucking
finally!
im never doing a push to gm again
5 straight hours
i can now partake in heated discussion on reddit
gaunt roost
im so broke
median steeple
You know you're broke when the diamantine is low
misty nova
mad info homie
I'm telling you man
Shit's so ass it got me playing 4d chess
😭
It's also hilarious
Anti-air mine
gaunt roost
wat are these
gaunt roost
buying and upgrading too many weapons
ivory marlin
Yall like my roblox character?
ivory marlin
I did recently change the shirt to one of the cart ride into 17 pregnant hyenas
ivory marlin
whats your fav game
Unironically me and one of my friends spend 90% of the time we are on roblox playing slide down a hill
placid fiber
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943509112258428958/1260965896558743602/In...
I have 3 of these gifs favorited lol
ivory marlin
fair
I have over 100 wins
I have yet to join a server when i am not the person with the most wins
ivory marlin
https://tenor.com/view/what-huh-confused-walt-breaking-bad-gif-15121563
Have you not played cart ride into 17 pregnant hyenas?
sullen forge
Guts and Glorp-powder
median steeple
Goonpowder
sullen forge
Goonpowder
Gooner
ivory marlin
Psycho youve played cartride into 17 pregnant hyenas right?
sullen forge
Please say no
placid fiber
ivory marlin
ivory marlin
Wym
placid fiber
Mine
ivory marlin
Oh
placid fiber
Stan quotes are golden
visual stream
Stan quotes are public property at this point dw
ivory marlin
Lmao
placid fiber
That sounds like a question that would get you put on a hit list
That might be a fun roblox thing, but, still... it sounds very weird >.>
And that's putting it lightly
sigh I have 1 hour and 15 minutes before I can get my ch*ck
ivory marlin
That might be a fun roblox thing, but, still... it sounds very weird >.>
No its actually such a strange game
placid fiber
oh sorry
placid fiber
fixed
ivory marlin
From your j*b
placid fiber
Exactly lol
Ainz is lurking
I love it lol
Oh, sweet, I have 1 hour worth of videos to catch up on
pure tree
Sounds like bubble psyker, dueling sword, plasma gun, ogryn is required to clear havoc now 😔
placid fiber
inb4 the nerf
sullen forge
Sounds like bubble psyker, dueling sword, plasma gun, ogryn is required to clear...
Plasma gun is no longer viable 😔
placid fiber
It's very funny how big of babbies some of the community is... ignoring the weapons they are buffing and review bombing because of them nerfing 2 of the most overtuned weapons eventually
pure tree
Plasma gun is no longer viable 😔
Well veteran is the weakest class so don't bring him into havoc
😔
placid fiber
We have a lurker
stable cypress
its so ssad that only rumblergryn and psyker are havoc viable
pure tree
If it isn't bubble psyker, taunt ogryn with heavy hitter, or dueling sword zealot with either fury or relic, then don't even bother joining my havocs 😔
sullen forge
Cause Ogryn turns H40 into auric
void bison
frogs
ivory marlin
I run gg shield and taunt and have barely any issue in 35s
But usually i cant find a team in 40 that wants me 😔
Not 35
Maybe 35
Icr
placid fiber
But usually i cant find a team in 40 that wants me 😔
accept rumbler, embrace crutch
ivory marlin
But i like my load out
pure tree
Playing a full debuff build and out damaging with it
Not possible in havoc, I would know I died using ogryn on havoc 23 😔
sullen forge
Not possible in havoc, I would know I died using ogryn on havoc 23 😔
Yeah true sorry I’m lying..
pure tree
Feeling 😔 today 😔
sullen forge
Ogryn is only good in Havoc 10 😔
placid fiber
😔
ivory marlin
😔
placid fiber
Feeling 😔 today 😔
pure tree
Every message today has to end with 😔
placid fiber
I'll forget that in like 20 seconds 😔
ivory marlin
Can’t believe next update they release is gonna fully remove vet and replace it with zealot 2 😔
pure tree
I won't forget 😔
tawny harbor
there's no throw pick in any class
except the one build you love the most
that's a throw pick
if I see you bringing that I'm gonna throw up
and uninstall the game just so I don't have to see you again
placid fiber
adhd moment (I almost forgot for this message x.x) 😔
ivory marlin
Totally forgot to add the 😔 😔
placid fiber
there's no throw pick in any class
except the one build you love the most
that's...
based 
ivory marlin
there's no throw pick in any class
except the one build you love the most
that's...
But i love shield ogryn with taunt 😔
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087
so the time has come
for me to get into furry commission
drowsy steppe
why the hell is realasianrobot got a FS spot 
ivory marlin
for me to get into furry commission
Only reason i wanna get back into art
Can make bank fr
sullen forge
i have been playing too much sm2
Make money you fucking bum
hearty nebula
glup
sullen forge
Get bread
placid fiber
Make money you fucking bum
I'm at like 50k dockets, and I'm probably stuck there till the 23rd
I tried to make a build for my psyker and wasted like 100k dockets <.<
only for me to give up and play another one of my zealots
hearty nebula
shut
placid fiber
up
hearty nebula
obtuse garnet
sullen forge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011428840062582785/1375507955960778824/t...
Certified gab banger right here
tawny harbor
why the hell is realasianrobot got a FS spot <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
they're desperate
they'll take anyone they can get
hell I bet I think they'd let me be a playtester
hearty nebula
ivory marlin
Yall play peak yet?
acoustic dune
Make money you fucking bum
i dont wanna
placid fiber
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011428840062582785/1375507955960778824/t...
I'll take it
Sounds fun
void bison
for me to get into furry commission
draw a frog beating the shit out of yourself
placid fiber
Broke ass bum
I'm broke for another hour x.x
torn whale
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011428840062582785/1375507955960778824/t...
First one of these that isn’t some shit associated with „the lion and the little dog“ memes
acoustic dune
draw a frog beating the shit out of yourself
void bison
https://tenor.com/view/rogal-dorn-no-warhammer-warhammer40k-robot-gif-17117864
2 billion money
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/rogal-dorn-no-warhammer-warhammer40k-robot-gif-17117864
draw a frog eating a cat
acoustic dune
2 billion money
ivory marlin
https://tenor.com/view/rogal-dorn-40k-tts-warhammer40k-this-is-true-gif-27259102
Draw a little wizard much like the one i drew for josho
hearty nebula
First one of these that isn’t some shit associated with „the lion and the little...
my brother in christ you are thinking of a completely different shitpost format
shut yo goofy ahh
torn whale
my brother in christ you are thinking of a completely different shitpost format
I don’t think I can use the word that I usually see this meme format here
void bison
Draw a little wizard much like the one i drew for josho
I wanna get back into drawingggg
torn whale
So
ivory marlin
Same
acoustic dune
Draw a little wizard much like the one i drew for josho
ok hang on
torn whale
Im trying to go around it
void bison
my brain is like jello that has melted and has dust sticking to it
torn whale
I guess
void bison
when I try to draw
placid fiber
Which now thinking about it is stupidity
you rang?
median steeple
when tf did we get soy dog
ivory marlin
I struggle with figuring out what to draw
void bison
I struggle with figuring out what to draw
draw a helldivers
void bison
I heard the Arbites called in the Astra Militarum on the No Emperor protesters
ivory marlin
draw a helldivers
Nah im only good at small creatures
acoustic dune
im still waiting knify
which one?
hearty nebula
the one that will get me in trouble here if i go into specifics
placid fiber
you rang?
You said my calling card, I was just wondering what you needed from me. :3
Guess it was just a prank call...
drowsy steppe
placid fiber
could also do this
ivory marlin
Its greg heffley
ivory marlin
I made him in 10th grade on art breeder
placid fiber
I made him in 10th grade on art breeder
In 10th grade I still had the same artistic skills I had in 5th grade... aka none lol
ivory marlin
The original file name is “whoisthisguylmao.jpg”
placid fiber
I have a tiny bit of editing skills now, but, I am still at a 0/10 for my art skill
I called my 5th grade drawing the "eye of doom" >.>
I forgot where I put it
ivory marlin
I draw like someone who was good at art but is now out of practice
placid fiber
It was an eye with block shaped leggs and feet, like 5 or 6 hands all wielding various weapons
ivory marlin
Very rarely i cant find tap into my old skills and draw the most beautiful things ever
Hold on imma dm you my best art work ever
placid fiber
Oh God, I am about to be blown out of the water
with your art skill compared to mine
acoustic dune
the one that will get me in trouble here if i go into specifics
darn it...
placid fiber
Granted... 3rd grade drawings are probably better than my "art"
acoustic dune
SHIT TAKE SO LONG TO DRAW
ivory marlin
SHIT TAKE SO LONG TO DRAW
Why is the tiny little wizard taking so long
placid fiber
SHIT TAKE SO LONG TO DRAW
Hey, Knify. Can you draw an eye wielding 2 katanas? Just asking... for a friend >.>'
acoustic dune
the wizzard is getting there
ivory marlin
Oh
placid fiber
the wizzard is getting there
after you're done with jelly's
acoustic dune
Hey, Knify. Can you draw an eye wielding 2 katanas? Just asking... for a friend ...
sure ill see
ivory marlin
Pill has now seen my magnum opus
placid fiber
10x better than anything I could draw
ivory marlin
Id send it here but i dont wanna get banned
ivory marlin
Its not nsfw per say but its sketchy enough that id rather not risk it
placid fiber
and I have no artistic ability or vision
placid fiber
Id like to be better
I make 1st graders look like master artists >.>
placid fiber
I am actually worse at anything art related because my attention span is even smaller than when I was a kid
I can edit stuff, tho, somewhat incompetently
ivory marlin
I make topical stock image mashups for my dmd group
ivory marlin
I make topical stock image mashups for my dmd group
Like this one when i was showing my elf party member a map
random shard
I played combat blade for the first time last night, is there a trick to it that's not apparent? I've seen zealots become the main character with it, but it felt like a worse tac axe to me
ivory marlin
Im a plasmoid
placid fiber
Like this one when i was showing my elf party member a map
I see you left in the backround to cover up their faces
I didn't even know paint had an option for you to remove the backround at first, myself
misty nova
I played combat blade for the first time last night, is there a trick to it that...
Ignore bleed blessings
Aim for the head
And push attack often
placid fiber
I played combat blade for the first time last night, is there a trick to it that...
It was the most powerful zealot melee weapon before we got the ds and relic blade
random shard
Ignore bleed blessings
Aim for the head
Yeah I took the dodge ones in the guide, the DMG didn't feel good though
placid fiber
Yeah I took the dodge ones in the guide, the DMG didn't feel good though
You can melt crushers with the right build and knife blessings
whether from uncanny strike or constant crits
One of the main reasons I don't run knife is that I have bad aim and I play better even with the mk2 taxe than I do with the knife x.x
I had a higher crit rate than weakspot rate one of the games I had the knife... and I was aiming for the head every single time I could
random shard
Maybe that's it, I'm just not clicking heads reliably in melee with it
placid fiber
The knife is op, but, it requires aim
placid fiber
Maybe that's it, I'm just not clicking heads reliably in melee with it
It just takes practice
The more you use the knife the easier it gets(for most people)
drowsy steppe
The knife is op, but, it requires aim
aim in the enemy's general direction
placid fiber
hits body due to poor crosshair positioning
I do better with the knife than I do with the crusher, tho, even with my terrible aim. I am horrible with combo weapons tho
placid fiber
As soon as shit hits the fan I enter full panic mode and lose most of my ability to remember combos >.>'
random shard
Oddly enough crusher is easy as heck for me, every attack is a headshot just cause of the moveset it feels like
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/half-life-snark-who-up-who-meme-gif-18406141753525215082
How will you feel now that the eviscerator is gonna be op?
obtuse garnet
https://tenor.com/view/half-life-snark-who-up-who-meme-gif-18406141753525215082
https://tenor.com/view/is-this-your-card-cat-kittie-is-this-your-cat-whisker-gif-9823792984177607593
hard nexus
How will you feel now that the eviscerator is gonna be op?
we will see once i get my paws on it
placid fiber
Oddly enough crusher is easy as heck for me, every attack is a headshot just cau...
It isn't the aim of the weapon I struggle with, it is the combos themselves on the fly
It was the same in vt2 with weapons like the flail
The elven axe was 10x easier for me to learn than the flail is...
median steeple
https://tenor.com/view/half-life-snark-who-up-who-meme-gif-18406141753525215082
I love these stupid guys
placid fiber
we will see once i get my paws on it
void bison
I love these stupid guys
best part of half life Alyx is feeding one
obtuse garnet
Could go for some takis with strawberries
random shard
It isn't the aim of the weapon I struggle with, it is the combos themselves on t...
My worse is the chainsword, I have a magic ability to outright miss with it 3 attacks in a row, like a head is in front of me and the moveset goes left right over, it's embarrassing
placid fiber
My worse is the chainsword, I have a magic ability to outright miss with it 3 at...
All you do is use the mk13g and light spam everything that isn't a crusher/monster and maybe mauler >.>
It's not rashad levels of braindead, cause you have to think when there's an armored enemy
Rashad you just go in swinging like a slayer
random shard
I love the Rashad, that's another one that's just auto headshots lol
placid fiber
when they fixed the hits auto targeting the body they kind of overcorrected it I think
It used to prioritize body hits over weakspot hits
I remember Crab trying to master the Rashad back then
I miss Crab...
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-crab-knife-mg-excelsus-gif-26926901
I remember crab doing things like running the knife and revolver when both sucked
That was ages ago
hearty nebula
placid fiber
I remember when bolter vet was the pinacle of opness >.>
random shard
I remember when bolter vet was the pinacle of opness >.>
Playing bolter vet def got me my first damnation clears at launch
placid fiber
For me I spent my time getting stronger and learning before really settling down on doing damnation runs
I also have a paranoia thing where I like to be at full power for damnation just cause randos suck, and solo clutching with half of a kit sucks even worse
and sub 30 means you're more likely to get sub 30 randos
Which is a lot of subs
Judging by the meat that looks like a 2, 5, or 13
I work at a jersey mike's <.<
random shard
and sub 30 means you're more likely to get sub 30 randos
I remember being aggravated at sub 30s even in malice at launch lol, games def had a player power creep
placid fiber
I remember being aggravated at sub 30s even in malice at launch lol, games def h...
I remember when I had to do a solo clutch on psyker with my friend and 2 random zealots and one of them said something like "bro this psyker"
I had a surge staff, it was only malice but I wasn't a very high level
back then maulers were scary since I didn't have as much time and I knew how easy it was to get clipped from a mistake >.>'
Crushers were so much rarer then...
Now you can pop into a malice and not bat an eye of at a small gang of 3 crushers coming at you
upper sluice
https://tenor.com/view/jersey-mikes-sub-sandwich-fast-food-gif-10873311657646896...
tell mike to do whatever he wants
acoustic dune
@ivory marlin
placid fiber
tell mike to do whatever he wants
I think those are a #5 which is a #13, but, without salami or pepperoni. Made mike's way, but, they probably don't have the juice on them(vinegar and oil)
hard nexus
I think those are a #5 which is a #13, but, without salami or pepperoni. Made mi...
just take it out back and let mike have his way with it
upper sluice
just take it out back and let mike have his way with it
tell mike to take the wheel
placid fiber
just take it out back and let mike have his way with it
I'll have to tell this one to the managers, I bet they'd get a kick out of it
hard nexus
I'll have to tell this one to the managers, I bet they'd get a kick out of it
it’s a semi common joke on tiktok
i’ll find one hold on
upper sluice
I'll have to tell this one to the managers, I bet they'd get a kick out of it
tell mike i have no safe word
hard nexus
LMAO
placid fiber
upper sluice
tell mike i give full consent
ivory marlin
<@684185845523153151>
Hello
upper sluice
pissward
acoustic dune
n his aprentice
ivory marlin
LMAO
acoustic dune
peawaRD
upper sluice
weenor
void bison
Pringles out the pea hole
median steeple
acoustic dune
@placid fiber
red mesa
any reason to look at any of the other tac axes other than the mark 7? ive always used 7, messing around with others now and think their movesets just seem worse
the horizontal heavies on the II are kinda nice
the tac axes should get uncanny 👀
hexed igloo
Ng+ elden ring is pretty comical, rolling up to margit with full maxed dlc gear to shred him in 6 seconds
"Thou art of passing skill" dude you're fighting my horned warrior ash and he's kicking your ass
misty nova
How will you feel now that the eviscerator is gonna be op?
"gonna be"?
Wdym gonna
It already is
(no changes to dodge iirc, so still going to be a good generalist)
misty mason
gib update
void bison
they should make it deal damage to the player
undone pewter
They made the Firebreak Wrench deal damage now
it didn;t?
didn't they advertise melee?>
barren star
Any good zealots in here have a recommendation for a good havoc build? About to hit 30
undone pewter
lol
plush estuary
F
misty nova
The wrench attacks just had really high stagger
Or something
But you could use your melee button
undone pewter
why is everyone bad at making horde shooters
iron cape
Any good zealots in here have a recommendation for a good havoc build? About to ...
dm'ed you to not spam chat...its the boring meta build but its meta for a reason
plush estuary
Spam chat
I wanna see what this is
https://tenor.com/view/hello-wyd-cat-scratching-cat-scratch-cleaning-screen-gif-15994084353171838166
tawny harbor
dm'ed you to not spam chat...its the boring meta build but its meta for a reason
You know the perfect build for zealot AND YOU'RE JUST HOGGING IT IN DMS?
We are DISGUSTED at you!
void bison
Any good zealots in here have a recommendation for a good havoc build? my dms are broken and this is the ONLY channel my discord can access
iron cape
You know the perfect build for zealot AND YOU'RE JUST HOGGING IT IN DMS?
We are ...
its the most broing dueling sword/flamer build in the world
i dont want to pollute the chat with it
acoustic dune
chat
tawny harbor
guess you don't get sarcasm over text
then again no one does
acoustic dune
zealot...
void bison
zealot...
I am so lonely. All the other rejects are scared of me. Noone talks to me. Noone wants to be my squadmate-- They think I am unstable. They send me from hive city to hive city committing atrocities in His name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Zealot. I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and noone sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire universe would care. Take it to your grave.
acoustic dune
I am so lonely. All the other rejects are scared of me. Noone talks to me. Noone...
loney aura moment
runic grotto
dm'ed you to not spam chat...its the boring meta build but its meta for a reason
don't spam in chat
That would be so awful
tawny harbor
loney aura moment
that's a passage from Joseph Goebbels' diary, modified to fit 40k
void bison
wait my other copy pasta is relevant again because i made it 2 years ago and it mentions the arbites
Own a lasgun for home defense, since that's what Him on Terra intended. Four heretics break into my hab unit. "What the karking Hel?" As I grab my guardsmen helmet and Kantrael pattern lasgun. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's hot-shot and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the lascannon mounted at the top of the stairs, twin linked and charged; "For the throne!" the lascannon shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off zone alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the Arbites to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as Him on Terra intended.
jagged cradle
acoustic dune
Own a lasgun for home defense, since that's what Him on Terra intended. Four her...
ah a classic
runic grotto
mighty root
long oasis
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif
long oasis
runic grotto
placid fiber
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/627034802574589958/1287304639053692999/bl...
Here, have a double dose of it
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/view/blackops6-bo6-fent-epictroll-gif-1577596466601315418
thats a weird stim
misty nova
Here, have a double dose of it
A double dose of fent?!?!?!
placid fiber
you are missing a few
I chose the ones that were worthy of you
acoustic dune
see you the next green moon
placid fiber
see you the next green moon
Hope you like stage 1 inferno larva
(stage 1 larva are already bad enough, but, inferno roided larva are absolute cancer, especially on stage 1)
Several Banxes are typing...
frozen kernel
<a:RenkSpin:818290436350410763> <a:acridspin:723329178866548776> <a:starspin:586...
Go my congregation
frozen kernel
placid fiber
hehe
frozen kernel
proper hare
hexed igloo
pale spindle
What a strange question
May I ask does it matter where the kiss is coming from? 🤔
hexed igloo
Yes
pale spindle
Tru I don't want to kiss someone like Mr Beast 🤮
hexed igloo
I'm not particularly thrilled about a kiss from some crusty old guy
pale spindle
Truuu
pale spindle
But from hadron?
hexed igloo
I bet hadrons just a tsundere
hexed igloo
Hadron a boss bitch she picks you up for sex
pale spindle
Why isn't he real 😭
pale spindle
Hadron a boss bitch she picks you up for sex
"Varlet, get in here!"
hexed igloo
More of a liara's mom guy myself
pale spindle
Am I the only person who thinks Thane is cute? 😔
hexed igloo
(I haven't actually played ME)
pale spindle
Jack too
hexed igloo
Am I the only person who thinks Thane is cute? 😔
Yeah probably lmao he looks like a goblin
pale spindle
(I haven't actually played ME)
hexed igloo
Half lie I've played like half an hour of me2
pale spindle
Jack is every Lesbo's dream 💝
hexed igloo
Hmmmmmmmm
pale spindle
Half lie I've played like half an hour of me2
Tbf I think the game itself is pretty outdated to today's standards
Just watch a cutscene video
hexed igloo
Miranda assshot + lens glare in every cutscene
pale spindle
Miranda assshot + lens glare in every cutscene
Bioware had to appeal to the early 2000 gamers 😞
Miranda is 🥱
hexed igloo
Bioware appealing to me gamer
pale spindle
Dumb ass bimbo sorry
hexed igloo
You right tho
pale spindle
Hey sometimes you just want a bimbo I get it 🤷🏻♂️
Makes life simpler for everyone tbh
hexed igloo
"Sheppard I need your help"
OK what do you want me to do
"Fuck off sheppard I got this under control"
hexed igloo
Hey sometimes you just want a bimbo I get it 🤷🏻♂️
Makes life simpler for ev...
No I hate Miranda lmao
pale spindle
Jacob was made a Himbo to cancel it out so it's K
hexed igloo
Big fan of women that like me yk
north sedge
me2 holds up, me1 is unplayable
hexed igloo
I wouldn't say she's a bimbo just a bitch lmao
pale spindle
I wouldn't say she's a bimbo just a bitch lmao
Nah she just has a fat ass that's it
pale spindle
"perfect genes" smh my head
hexed igloo
Skinny white girl - "perfect genes" interesting path bioware
pale spindle
If I could modify my genes I would look like:
void bison
void bison
If I could modify my genes I would look like:
I'd literally just become carrion/the thing
pale spindle
Skinny white girl - "perfect genes" interesting path bioware
Soo boring, what are you?
Darwin's uncle? 🥱
Don't look him up
hexed igloo
If I could modify my genes I would look like:
The moment functional, nerve interfaced bionics are available to the public I'm having a chainsaw "accident" and getting me some dope new limbs
pale spindle
https://tenor.com/view/carrion-game-horror-scary-gif-26190283
My dream non binary body 😞
hexed igloo
I'm going cyberpsycho
void bison
hmm today I feel like being an amorphous mass of flesh and teeth, sinew, gristle and bone
pale spindle
People also like Tali a lot, but I can't really see it
north sedge
https://tenor.com/view/thing-the-thing-the-thing-horror-horror-horror-movie-gif-10467909736040964080
hexed igloo
Masks are hot
pale spindle
Masks are hot
Holy shit I get it now
hexed igloo
Lmao
void bison
People also like Tali a lot, but I can't really see it
I haven't ever played mass effect but masked women are a popularity
random shard
Am I the only person who thinks Mordin is low key..... <:uwugryn:106288247931011...
I liked the fish guy, been too long, can't remember his name
hexed igloo
I haven't ever played mass effect but masked women are a popularity
Have you ever talked to a woman they love masked men
pale spindle
Have you ever talked to a woman they love masked men
hexed igloo
Big fan of masks, I have a cyberpunk type mask and a fit for it
void bison
Have you ever talked to a woman they love masked men
I only talk to my shadow
pale spindle
I only talk to my shadow
What does it say to you?
hexed igloo
"Goon to men"
void bison
What does it say to you?
_ _
pale spindle
"Goon to men"
hexed igloo
Biker guys on tiktok exploit ts, doing cringe ass thirst traps wearing their helmets
gaunt roost
chat does eviscerator need 80% damage to hit poxwalker oneshot breakpoint
can it at all
pale spindle
chat does eviscerator need 80% damage to hit poxwalker oneshot breakpoint
Until the patch comes out I recommend not using evis
hexed igloo
My evis knocks off 4 poxwalker heads per swing
Or it did, at least
Knowing fs they gutted it probably
pale spindle
Ew bikers 🤮
hexed igloo
Ew bikers 🤮
flies
is called a fly
Phenomenal
north sedge
yay bikers
normal wren
"perfect genes" smh my head
perfect genes in the view of her creepy father
pale spindle
perfect genes in the view of her creepy father
Wait
gaunt roost
Until the patch comes out I recommend not using evis
i’ve been using it for the past 4 months i ain’t stopping now
gaunt roost
but i swapped from the crit keystone to martyr and suddenly cant just l1 spam every poxwalker
hexed igloo
Yeah martyr sucks ass
pale spindle
i’ve been using it for the past 4 months i ain’t stopping now
I was also an evis lover
But I then took it into a high havoc 🥲
gaunt roost
and i’m wondering if that’s normal or if my 65% damage dump is actually mattering
hexed igloo
My entire build is crit cd to spam fotf
normal wren
Using a modified copy of his own genome, Miranda was genetically engineered to be a specimen of human perfection. She never had a mother, as she was not conceived naturally. She was not the first "daughter" he ever designed, just the first he kept
it can’t be thatttt bad
pale spindle
it can’t be thatttt bad
I mean not being able to damage anything but 4 enemies at a time is 😞
normal wren
part of the point was that her father was creating some creepy clone sex slave
gaunt roost
I mean not being able to damage anything but 4 enemies at a time is 😞
just rev before every swing
hexed igloo
I mean not being able to damage anything but 4 enemies at a time is 😞
Needs way more cleave my fucking sword is passing clean through the 4 poxwalkers it should be able to do more
It's not like it's limited by momentum it's a fucking chainsaw
pale spindle
Don't worry when that patch comes out .....
gaunt roost
evisc active should give more cleave + not end unless u get stuck in an enemy
hexed igloo
Only stick into elites + temp infinite cleave
gaunt roost
^
normal wren
evis special should instantly kill all elites
gaunt roost
fatshark pls
normal wren
within a 20 m radius
hexed igloo
It basically does if you hit the head
pale spindle
EVIS should just kill everything
north sedge
so....mk3 evisc
gaunt roost
evis special should instantly kill all elites
it does already
pale spindle
hushed knoll
That looks like something I would try
normal wren
it does already <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
you missed the second part
north sedge
That looks like something I would try
steak not burned enough for you
normal wren
That looks like something I would try
probably good tbh
pale spindle
Dam he called you white 😞
hexed igloo
I thought i hated steak growing up
Turns out it's great my mother just cooked it until it was grey all the way through and charred
Cooked that shit like 15 minutes per side
No seasoning no oil no nothin just charred in a nonstick pan
pale spindle
Do you have no will to live? 😞
hushed knoll
My steak is great
hushed knoll
steak not burned enough for you
pale spindle
What's y'all favorite cutt?
long oasis
hamburber
trim nacelle
Sirloin
red path
Uh oh
north sedge
i'm not even a steak person really and that's clearly an insane take
pale spindle
worst way to eat beef out of all options
Idk about that, because even steak used for stew or frying is still bomb
trim nacelle
Idk about that, because even steak used for stew or frying is still bomb
Philly steak is always good
pale spindle
Guess what my favorite is
ripe quest
What's y'all favorite cutt?
tartare
long oasis
just let me stir fry it or something
long oasis
idk if you can tell where im from from my username
ripe quest
No, the cut not the dish
mulched then.
pale spindle
mulched then.
Nope
ripe quest
Minced even.
pale spindle
No I mean the cut of the cow 😞
ripe quest
The whole cow
trim nacelle
Guess what my favorite is
Short rib?
ripe quest
Skin and bones
pale spindle
The whole cow
long oasis
the whole cow
ripe quest
Look at my profile it will give you a clue
burnt whole cow
long oasis
isnt that how orcas eat seals
pale spindle
the whole cow
hearty nebula
would you like to guess what BabyChomper was playing
that's right, gunlugger ogryn
normal wren
No, the cut not the dish
nard
pale spindle
Wait that's an oil wtf
ripe quest
would you like to guess what BabyChomper was playing
zealot w/ boltgun crowd clear build
pale spindle
No
ripe quest
the whole cow
normal wren
hearty nebula
zealot w/ boltgun crowd clear build
unironically this dude picked up like every single ammo pickup in the mission and he was still in the red for most of it
pale spindle
the whole cow
normal wren
I will go through all of the dumb ones before answering anything sensible
oxtail
hoof
head
pale spindle
would you like to guess what BabyChomper was playing
Average gunlugger experience 🚬
I like my ny stip and filet
rocky mountain oysters
trim nacelle
I ordered a cheese steak at a restaurant one time, and when it was brought out it was full of steak tips, not shredded steak, steak tips.
visual stream
500 cigarettes
normal wren
alright I'm out of weird ones
pale spindle
It's not an organ
normal wren
It's not an organ
you a chateubriand fan?
pale spindle
you a chateubriand fan?
N
normal wren
short ribs
pale spindle
No
trim nacelle
short ribs
Already tried that
normal wren
sirloin
pale spindle
No
normal wren
ny strip
pale spindle
Look at my profile c'mon it can't be that hard 😞
normal wren
filet mignon
pale spindle
No
north sedge
he/him steak
normal wren
picanha
trim nacelle
I'm gonna be real, I checked the profile and I don't see a hint.
normal wren
That's just top sirloin 💀
also brazilian not pr or cuban
but I don't know anything about either of those cuisines
did I say flank yet
pale spindle
No
normal wren
no idea then
normal wren
I'm out of steak cuts that I can think of
trim nacelle
This is a shot in the dark, tenderloin? (if there's a hint I don't see it)
north sedge
blackfish steak
normal wren
skirt?
trim nacelle
Ohhhhhhhh
normal wren
skirt is just a thinly cut flank right?