#zealot-class

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hard nexus
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what i explained is what ainz is gonna say when he’s done with his havoc lmfao

atomic matrix
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh idk about that, but in something like this i think that is a safe asumption

hard nexus
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no im right

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the guide is fine

jagged cradle
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erm

hard nexus
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it’s a guide, not a rule book

jagged cradle
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no?

hard nexus
frosty herald
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i would never argue against ainz unless its exhil

ripe quest
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9.5 -> 8.5 on the Mk III Evis H1, 8 -> 7 on the Mk III Evis sweep lights, 11.7 -> 10.9 on the XV sweep lights.

frosty herald
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cause he does numbers stuff

hard nexus
pale spindle
hard nexus
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thanks

atomic matrix
limpid zinc
hard nexus
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but yah

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hold on

limpid zinc
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just a smidgeon of numbers. a crumb

hard nexus
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i have a write up !

jagged cradle
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oh boy

pale spindle
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Someone in the comments unironically said: "why no buffs to crusher?"

💀💀💀💀💀

limpid zinc
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im already not following it like gospel because im weird and like the stun nades

frosty herald
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cyn realizing her fuck ass copy paste reply needs to be changed cause of new adms and uncapped

hard nexus
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i’ve just been editing it every here and there

hard nexus
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i’ll have to make a new one though i think

frosty herald
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its a respectable alternative to knives

hard nexus
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when the update drops

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i’ll have to do a lot of BP testing

carmine falcon
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immo clears

limpid zinc
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and obviously, it's a stun

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stun fucks

ripe quest
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Would be pretty reasonable ye. The Thunder Hammers have single target on their special, at least imo it'd be better to keep that in place.

frosty herald
carmine falcon
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i can never make stun nade work

limpid zinc
hard nexus
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zealot reworks need to happen immediately !

carmine falcon
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it doesnt stun for long enough

jagged cradle
pale spindle
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Zealot rework IS the Arbites launch

violet hornet
atomic matrix
jagged cradle
limpid zinc
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yeah i do not fw the knives at all lmao

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in general i do not fw the right side of the tree

hard nexus
carmine falcon
# frosty herald its more i cant aim knives for shit

u legit dont need to do turbo ultra mega precise aim tho
99% of my knife usage is headshotting a mf at headlevel and my crosshair is always at headlevel anyway cause this game loves headshots
no risky shots

pale spindle
violet hornet
carmine falcon
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ye

delicate shadow
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throwing knives are piss easy to aim lol

carmine falcon
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its not that scary to use

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just aim at headlevel
Straight line

jagged cradle
carmine falcon
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a little arch at distance

ripe quest
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It could use some tweaks (not looking at the obvious changes needed w/ the update), but it's kinda just a fan thing. Nobody else made a good guide so why not keep it.

limpid zinc
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i think that why would you throw a lil dinky knife when you can use the very loud grenades :)

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it is entirely flavor and feel for me

misty nova
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There's no damage difference there though 😭

carmine falcon
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if someone wants to remove the guide go make your own Haha

pale spindle
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Who said it?

misty nova
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It isn't dueling sword

stone fern
pale spindle
violet hornet
ripe quest
violet hornet
atomic matrix
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Imagine asking for a guide to be remobed for a change that was HINTED, not even implemented, TODAY!

hard nexus
limpid zinc
pale spindle
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Hang on I gotta go farm more karma on reddit, God it isn't easy being me

limpid zinc
violet hornet
atomic matrix
ripe quest
delicate shadow
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eh we've had plenty of people gripe with ogrynomicon but it's still pinned

limpid zinc
violet hornet
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How dare those guide writers not instantly react to the announcement of a new change they have no way of testing 🤬

pale spindle
delicate shadow
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like we don't "vet" guides for their accuracy per se, just whether or not people find them helpful

misty nova
violet hornet
pale spindle
limpid zinc
hard nexus
jagged cradle
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this is why i’m a day one grub

misty nova
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Me? Evis15 all day

hard nexus
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and it’s all the day after i get back from cali

jagged cradle
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i knew evis 3 would be good eventually

pale spindle
misty nova
hard nexus
atomic matrix
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i expect people to figure this sceince of how to cut heretics with a big ass chainsword when the patch is released, because im lazy to fiugure myself

limpid zinc
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give me the ability to make an influenced choice

jagged cradle
limpid zinc
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educated choice even

pale spindle
misty nova
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Now let's talk about how dumping cleave targets on the DS affects Unarmored damage

delicate shadow
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anyway the biggest inacurracy of the guide is it doesn't acknowledge how BASED and HUMBLE I am

misty nova
violet hornet
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I do kinda wish it did that but it may have omitted secondary dumps just to keep things brief for newer players since there's already a lot of ground to cover

limpid zinc
# violet hornet That's not a bad idea tbh

in the case of bolt pistol where it's a clear cut thing of dumping collateral its fine to have one but if it's a very close tie give me a reason to personal pref it out

jagged cradle
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definitely not humble

delicate shadow
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the humblest

jagged cradle
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proof

delicate shadow
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I'm uhhh

misty nova
delicate shadow
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humbling rn

stray summit
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MY CHEMICALS

atomic matrix
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a humble human needs no evidence

limpid zinc
jagged cradle
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wait you’re right

atomic matrix
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for having it would be prideful

delicate shadow
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proudly humble, humbly proud

ripe quest
# violet hornet My understanding is that it's a work in progress and will likely continue to be ...

I'm kinda referring to like, the idea behind it. The guide itself is fine but it seems a bit too strict with what it is. Like, Zealot is super modular so representing that by explaining build theory and synergies would put the buildcrafting in the player's hands. Keep the current build section but at the end, so people can get some vetted build templates to work with. The above warrants some tweaks to how weapons are displayed too.

Can see some of this with the rulebook section, curios, and how the offmeta talents are displayed too. Might be a glass half full/empty thing though, where I'd rather see stuff on how to make things work vs. seeing stuff on why stuff is bad.

delicate shadow
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modestly egomaniacal

atomic matrix
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such humble, worthy of feeling prideful ofit

pale spindle
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Sit 👇🪑 🐝🙏

limpid zinc
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if something is subjective tell me my options

limpid zinc
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for example when saying "the knife just has better nodes leading into it" i get that

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now i don't LIKE the nodes, but i get why

carmine falcon
pale spindle
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@hard nexus with the 1.8 changes, what will the dump be now? 🤔

frosty herald
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hey aquilla your a playtester right

violet hornet
delicate shadow
frosty herald
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why exactly is a cosmetic page leak still up on the forums???

delicate shadow
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yeah I'm aware of that post

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FS is aware of that post

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it's been posted here in the discord too

frosty herald
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by the whiniest forum user to ever exist

visual stream
delicate shadow
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but like once a leak is out it's kinda out, not much point in trying to put a lid on it

mighty root
visual stream
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But at the same time the point of the ironhelm mark is to remove single target potential in favor of crowd damage

frosty herald
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true but this is a cosmetic page leak

median steeple
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Mouth breathers in the comments !!!!

frosty herald
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a bit more of a leak than just through the cosmetic preview mod

delicate shadow
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well if FS wanted it removed they'd have done it by now

limpid zinc
heady rapids
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can they remove posts from the forum

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👁️

visual stream
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If its single target can't even kill a naked rager on activated attack in havoc, I think leaning more into crowd damage with that change would be neat

frosty herald
delicate shadow
tight fog
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that coat looks pretty cool tbh

heady rapids
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ok cool then

frosty herald
visual stream
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It would still stop and boom after a certain amount of "stopper" enemies but it would be even more distinguishable from crucis

frosty herald
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theyll only complain about the game

heady rapids
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almost thought it was an arrowhead like situation when they removed reporting from their game

carmine falcon
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open cash shop with mostly cheap ripp off cosmetics
look inside
cheap ripp off cosmetics
cuhhrraazzy taxiiii!!!

delicate shadow
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but obviously we only remove posts if they violate rules

a leak is a violation of NDA but FS is aware of it and they'll deal with it how they wish, all I did was pass it up the chain

frosty herald
stone fern
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shooting squads

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and -20mil dockets

delicate shadow
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leakers ain't geniuses

torn whale
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The outfit is nice

stone fern
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its me

torn whale
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Looks like an ncr ranger

stone fern
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i leaked everything

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(what was leaked)

delicate shadow
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it's bizarre the shit people will do and bridges people will burn for a few seconds of clout in a niche ass game with a tiny community

sterile basalt
frosty herald
mighty root
stone fern
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eh

frosty herald
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arbites has been completely out of nowhere

delicate shadow
trail mantle
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the video recording being attached is crazy

median steeple
stone fern
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im sure theyll get their account blacklisted from every single opportinity from other game devs too

delicate shadow
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yeah studios talk

frosty herald
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Dont leak stuff when your given a press kit

median steeple
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"why couldn't they do an ork mercenary that would've provided more flexibility than arbites" like what

delicate shadow
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lmao like as if GW wouldn't immediately veto that

spare talon
frosty herald
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And especially dont give an invite to a test build to someone unthrustworthy

ripe quest
# carmine falcon i wont lie u might be the only person in this chat who calls the class modular a...

Maybe I'm just ancient pilled but I run pretty much all paths except beacon of purity, and I don't enjoy Chorus but it's something I take occasionally. Really depends on the weapon though and how I'm feeling, I don't run the same build twice in a row.

My two favorite builds of all time are these two:
First is agri railgun. Specifically a man-stopper scattershot agri, build crit CDR and use ult on the slug. The weapon will depend a bit but like anything generalist works, smth like Caxe or RB.
Second is for Chaxe. Just run at enemies and kill them. Simple as. Usually w/ a Brauto (DoD is cracked).

mighty root
trail mantle
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Skitarri are hard to make into personable characters

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(generally)

frosty herald
ripe quest
torn whale
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On one hand leaks are nice for the community to see stuff early and allat but on the other it probably sucks to the devs if stuff gets out too early especially when it’s not fully done and leads to the game being shit on

sterile basalt
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Skitarri is difficult
Maybe a lex mechanic

trail mantle
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as they are literally lobotomized most the time

delicate shadow
pale sky
frosty herald
mighty root
limpid zinc
trail mantle
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less people then you'd think apperantly

ripe quest
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I'm still upset that they showed a third Evis variant in a trailer a while ago but didn't release it or ever talk about it again

torn whale
mighty root
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I wish darktide was more popular

delicate shadow
# frosty herald winds of magic?

nah with DT iirc the crafting changes got leaked by a journalist but the changes weren't done and didn't remotely represent the final product

limpid zinc
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the rebound is happening for real tho

heady rapids
mighty root
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I’m happy it’s out for all platforms now though

heady rapids
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thats on them

mighty root
delicate shadow
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winds of magic never leaked but FS blatantly ignored most if not all feedback from the open beta lol

heady rapids
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they also leaked heavy stubbers.....

frosty herald
torn whale
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Or phone

heady rapids
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in a trailer

trail mantle
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I mean warframe did it

mighty root
limpid zinc
torn whale
hardy snow
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Evis mk3 buff whatthefuck_heresy From the sounds of it they nerfed swap canceling heavy 1 but buffed chaining heavy 1 with lights or block cancels?

acoustic dune
latent python
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Darktide mobile pls

signal spoke
mighty root
frosty herald
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Darktide on the ouja console

torn whale
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DT mobile slop card game when

latent python
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SSS card Rannick

limpid zinc
mighty root
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Take notes fatshark

limpid zinc
torn whale
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Or dt Gacha game

spare talon
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guys i just pulled the anime girl varient of major morrow

spare talon
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trust me bro

torn whale
frosty herald
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Taoist leader lao tzu add darktide to the new york billboard

carmine falcon
mighty root
torn whale
frosty herald
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Had a dude leave cause he saw i was using recon

latent python
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Manifesting DT billboard on Times Square

mighty root
frosty herald
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Ripbozo

heady rapids
mighty root
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Yeah cole

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Not cool

violet hornet
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Can't believe Cole would do such a thing smh

latent python
mighty root
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@spare talon they said they’ll forgive you if you duo with me

mighty root
acoustic dune
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chat

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yakub

torn whale
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Love how this channel is just shitpost paradise

heady rapids
acoustic dune
mighty root
acoustic dune
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this is serious zealot talk n theory

ripe quest
torn whale
mighty root
acoustic dune
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now heres my proposition for the zealot skill tree

heady rapids
heady rapids
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you cant have everything

torn whale
mighty root
acoustic dune
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deploy the mordhau

torn whale
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That shit does not play well on console

acoustic dune
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the shit covered convention

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is that way

mighty root
heady rapids
torn whale
pale sky
mighty root
acoustic dune
mighty root
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The bald egg

mighty root
mighty root
plush estuary
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Okay

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finished with havoc

stray summit
mighty root
torn whale
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We shitpost for the emperor

acoustic dune
pale sky
stray summit
plush estuary
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Okay

plush estuary
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did it get explained?

acoustic dune
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me when i catch you

torn whale
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I’ve become a shit wiggling cat twin

torn whale
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Come wiggle your shit with me twin

ripe quest
mighty root
pale sky
acoustic dune
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chat

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this is what zealot chat get a dark age for

torn whale
acoustic dune
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i miss my mogburster....

acoustic dune
torn whale
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Lowk had fun

ripe quest
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We have left the golden age.

acoustic dune
torn whale
acoustic dune
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WHICH ISNT MY FAULT I DIDNT DRAW THE MOGBURSTER PREGNANT

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HE WAS FAT

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WITH A BOMB

acoustic dune
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chat

heady rapids
violet hornet
torn whale
acoustic dune
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i should continue my work on the choas god as waifu

acoustic dune
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i drew nurgle as a hawktuah

torn whale
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This ain’t part of Yakubs great plan vro

gaunt roost
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is bloodthirsty really the best on mk15

acoustic dune
gaunt roost
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feels clunky to rev so much

ripe quest
plush estuary
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the babies

acoustic dune
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WAIT SHIT

plush estuary
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havoc 40 requesting

ripe quest
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lmao

torn whale
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I beheld

acoustic dune
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@torn whale BEHOLD

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forgor to spoil it

torn whale
mighty root
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Holy fupa

stone fern
torn whale
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We are NOT standing together and dying together

acoustic dune
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go on

torn whale
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This might actually be peak

void bison
acoustic dune
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chat

mighty root
acoustic dune
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post the hot milf gilf mommy tomboy hadron i drew

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with the rizz mogging servitor skull

limpid zinc
void bison
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priesticle

acoustic dune
torn whale
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I want to see MEN

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Not women

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Smh

acoustic dune
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melk is also in there

torn whale
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Good

acoustic dune
torn whale
valid junco
violet hornet
void bison
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I hate flesh

torn whale
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Art sanctioned by Yakub

acoustic dune
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which is this

void bison
void bison
acoustic dune
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i aint reading any lumi

torn whale
acoustic dune
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i am a huge bridgeman fan

trail mantle
plush estuary
# limpid zinc kinda but i can hear your side of it

so for cleave targets dump, its literally just the cleave target cap. Then for mobility dump on revolver, you arent really moving with your gun, you are going to move with your melee weapon. And 60-80 mobility difference is barely anything notable while reload spped changes your dps becuase it does change your reload speed (duh) even though its very little amount

torn whale
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This is peak fiction we are witnessing

plush estuary
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anything else?

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based havoc 40 pub

acoustic dune
plush estuary
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I ACCEPT ALL PEOPLE

violet hornet
plush estuary
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this is going to be so good

acoustic dune
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also this

mighty root
mighty root
atomic matrix
void bison
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I was thinking of buying an art book on fundamental stuff and anatomy or something but I think my brain is too dull to draw

misty nova
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That's what an art book is for anyways

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Specially the first

acoustic dune
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my fav are bridge man

misty nova
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We don't talk about the first art book

void bison
acoustic dune
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iz great

acoustic dune
novel hare
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I cannot comprehend this

void bison
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Greek statue

acoustic dune
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le brun work is pretty grreat

void bison
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le brun jomes

acoustic dune
trail mantle
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what in the animorph is that

atomic matrix
acoustic dune
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and i wish to own one

violet hornet
acoustic dune
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in physical form

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me when

void bison
acoustic dune
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women

delicate shadow
acoustic dune
novel hare
void bison
acoustic dune
acoustic dune
torn whale
torn whale
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Art sent from heaven

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Trust

atomic matrix
acoustic dune
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immaculate

torn whale
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@acoustic dune was sent from Argatha to create peak fiction

novel hare
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chris chan posting is crazy

torn whale
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By Yakub himself

plush estuary
mighty root
acoustic dune
void bison
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kevin created the Mona Lisa

acoustic dune
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i dont even remenber the context

void bison
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I drew some frogs before

acoustic dune
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kevin peak moment

torn whale
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@acoustic dune draw Rannick but mpreg

novel hare
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just watching

acoustic dune
acoustic dune
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but i am banned to draw anything mpreg

torn whale
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Why

plush estuary
mighty root
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@plush estuary for me the crusher is hard to use in havoc when I’m clutching is there any tips you have?

acoustic dune
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30 sec chat timer

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and lost of image perm

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have this instead

void bison
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can you draw a frog annihilating a crushed

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crusher

mighty root
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Used it yesterday and it was preforming well until everyone died

acoustic dune
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hang on

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lemme get out of bed

acoustic dune
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have this while you wait

hushed knoll
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What tomfoolery is going on here

void bison
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runt would absolutely fucking demolish a crusher

torn whale
acoustic dune
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@void bison any outfit you want?

hushed knoll
heady rapids
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they yearn for vermintide

void bison
acoustic dune
ivory marlin
spare talon
acoustic dune
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bc of my mog burster

ivory marlin
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Lmao

acoustic dune
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and all the mpreg

torn whale
void bison
ivory marlin
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Rough

acoustic dune
void bison
torn whale
acoustic dune
void bison
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he couldn't anyways

acoustic dune
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for he is abouta see me do a flip on da wheel

void bison
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he doesn't have enough wrist game for that

runic grotto
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Chat, what melee do I take for my gun ogryn with rumbler?

misty nova
runic grotto
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Still top 1 damage in the lobby

drifting wolf
runic grotto
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When you add new content, especially dlcs or expansion, you want players to be rewarded

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And to do that, new content needs to be stronger than previous

void bison
gaunt roost
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@stray summit should i be revving after every attack

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on m15

runic grotto
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eviscerator 15?

gaunt roost
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yh

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with bloodthirsty

stray summit
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?

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every attack?

runic grotto
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Never used bloodthirsty

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I would assume not

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It takes years to rev up

stray summit
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me neither I use rampage and savage sweep so like

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Why would you rev every attack

runic grotto
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Why do you use savage sweep?

void bison
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aura farming

stray summit
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Tis a single target thing

stray summit
runic grotto
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Savage sweep will become meta next patch

torn whale
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Relic blade is the true aurafarm weapon

stray summit
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Ahead of the curve

mighty root
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Inf cleave

runic grotto
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Only on crits

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And evis isn't really a crit weapon

torn whale
mighty root
runic grotto
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It is?

torn whale
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If you don’t crit what are you doing

mighty root
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It has shred

torn whale
mighty root
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And you use it with blazing piety

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And fury

runic grotto
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But you always take rampage, no?

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I haven't played with evis for so long, forgot everything

mighty root
acoustic dune
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@void bison

stray summit
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I like how they are calling you silly when I encouraged the use of savage sweep and rampage

runic grotto
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Well, we'll see when the new update drops

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IN 5 DAYS

mighty root
runic grotto
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ONLY 5 DAYS

acoustic dune
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@void bison i showed you my frog now awnser me

stray summit
torn whale
stray summit
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aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr

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tttttttuuuuurrrrrrr

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dooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

violet hornet
mighty root
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Even still the evis with righteous warrior and his general crit build it crits like every swing

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With shred

acoustic dune
mighty root
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It’s 200% vs inf cleave

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Check da guide

violet hornet
stray summit
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I dont do "guides" I work on vibes

acoustic dune
acoustic dune
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anyhow imma draw a mouse now

acoustic dune
plush estuary
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I can't wait

modern lintel
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scoobert

void bison
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I can't wait either dogs are so cool and doggish

acoustic dune
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tip for you when it come observational drawing

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try not to start from the silouhette/outline

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but instead from the inside

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like eyes nose mouth etc

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youll will get the proportion wrong and wont have space to draw the details

void bison
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hmm yes indubitably

acoustic dune
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mmmh hot mouse

void bison
acoustic dune
median steeple
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killer queue is so cooked lmao

void bison
jagged cradle
gaunt roost
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and dont you get the most value from spamming it

stray summit
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don't rev every attack just the single target ones

plush estuary
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I mean it can help with crushers stacked togther

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special fury to kill 1

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the special heavy 1 shot the rest

carmine falcon
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trying out firebreak

runic grotto
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I always used shred rampage when I still played with evis 15

carmine falcon
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this is one of the games of all time

obsidian ore
obsidian ore
mighty root
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Enjoying some peach cobbler like the good southern boy I am

hard nexus
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like what makes him unique

median steeple
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he throws an axe that sticks into you and it allows him to grab and jumpscare the survivor, if he's in the game it spawns security doors around the map you can use the teleport (both him and survivors) and they have cams you can use to highlight his aura and expose him

hushed knoll
mighty root
hushed knoll
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wtf fyre

frosty herald
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@spare talon is push attack light light heavy the taxe hordeclear loop?

median steeple
hushed knoll
mighty root
hushed knoll
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FYRE I HATE YOU

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😠😠😠😠

mighty root
delicate shadow
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THE BITE OF 87 STAN

hushed knoll
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Poppy’s playhouse

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Or whatever

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The pizza

mighty root
hushed knoll
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No

delicate shadow
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I mean...yeah it's all the fuckin same ngl

mighty root
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YOU JUST READ MY MIND

hushed knoll
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5 nights at fenders

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Fresh

delicate shadow
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taking pride in not having played a single fnaf game or fnaf-like

hushed knoll
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Frühstück

placid fiber
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You can do it

hushed knoll
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Freddy’s

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There we go

placid fiber
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THERE WE GO

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
mighty root
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Are dey gonna use beer for dat

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A water baboon

hushed knoll
#

What

placid fiber
delicate shadow
hushed knoll
#

There we go

placid fiber
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Stan is out here kissing all of us

hushed knoll
#

No

placid fiber
mighty root
#

@sullen forge

hushed knoll
placid fiber
#

eh...

hushed knoll
#

?

placid fiber
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It's not fast, but, it is as healthy as fast food

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generally

hushed knoll
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Did I get the reference

delicate shadow
placid fiber
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calling pizza fast food wouldn't be wrong

hushed knoll
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But would it be right

mighty root
#

Depends on the place

placid fiber
hard nexus
#

sigma aura

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stillwater

hushed knoll
hard nexus
#

those who know

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
#

😒

mighty root
hushed knoll
#

Fyre you are unhinged

mighty root
#

Zealot chats most crucial topic

mighty root
hushed knoll
ivory marlin
delicate shadow
placid fiber
ivory marlin
#

Oh no

delicate shadow
void bison
#

I'm not even scared of the bite of 87

hushed knoll
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I thought you meant just cuz it’s not healthy

ivory marlin
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I hope the kitty doing good now

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Way to go stan

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Smh

mighty root
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We just started mpreg reacting everything I got like five

delicate shadow
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oh, nah I'm like 60kgs atm I can eat w/e the fuck I want

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if anything I could do with more fat lmao

hushed knoll
#

What is 60kg using real units

delicate shadow
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uhhh

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like 125lbs???

hushed knoll
#

Jeeeeez

ivory marlin
mighty root
mighty root
hushed knoll
#

NO

mighty root
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Wise ass dog

hushed knoll
#

no

delicate shadow
hushed knoll
#

Aquila let me cook for you

delicate shadow
#

my metabolism is just insane

ivory marlin
#

Whats that one gif stan hates

mighty root
#

Ancient IFunny post

ivory marlin
delicate shadow
#

stan's trying to kill me wtf

mighty root
ivory marlin
#

Floppy bacon

hushed knoll
#

What the fuck

mighty root
ivory marlin
delicate shadow
#

he's gonna cook me to temp, chat

hushed knoll
void bison
#

to your twisted metabolism a crazy hamburger is just a hamburger

ivory marlin
#

No one to blame but you

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Real and true yog

mighty root
#

“Here you go incan!”

hushed knoll
#

My food is legit good

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You have to taste it

blissful frigate
#

and it's been kinda fucked since

mighty root
#

Some stuff Stan has made looks good

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Other things look nasty

hushed knoll
#

Wow

hushed knoll
void bison
hushed knoll
mighty root
#

yog

ivory marlin
void bison
#

FyreStone 2084719346

hushed knoll
void bison
hushed knoll
hushed knoll
mighty root
hushed knoll
ivory marlin
void bison
hushed knoll
#

BASED

misty nova
ivory marlin
hushed knoll
#

1 minute is the perfect time

mighty root
hushed knoll
delicate shadow
ivory marlin
#

He came up to me and said “excuse me sir i require that you microwave this for 30 minutes”

hushed knoll
#

30 minutes is too much

hushed knoll
#

Mind

ivory marlin
#

I said best i could do was 30 seconds and that appeased him

hushed knoll
ivory marlin
#

Yes

hushed knoll
#

He must have meant 30 sex

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Srcs*

ivory marlin
#

Woah

hushed knoll
#

Secs

#

Jeez

ivory marlin
#

Thats alot

full nebula
#

dont talk about how long i last

mighty root
#

📸

ivory marlin
#

30 sex

mighty root
#

30 sex

hushed knoll
#

No

ivory marlin
#

That could last anywhere from 1-2 minutes guy

full nebula
#

i think thats next to 30 rock isnt it

void bison
#

30 billion frogs

full nebula
hushed knoll
placid fiber
ivory marlin
#

Reminds me of the guy who got charged with eco terrorism cuz he hatched like 700000000 frogs in his backyard

void bison
mighty root
hushed knoll
mighty root
hushed knoll
#

I gave them a kiss beforehand

ivory marlin
hushed knoll
#

1 minute is ideal

ivory marlin
#

I remember vividly trying to get him to say any number under a minute

hushed knoll
#

The customer is always right

placid fiber
#

in matters of taste

hushed knoll
void bison
#

I would microwave it for an hour just to double it and give it to the next person

hushed knoll
#

Then accept my food choices

ivory marlin
#

Shoulda shot him dead the second he went “hey can you microwave this”

north sedge
hushed knoll
#

@mighty root you can’t mpreg react me

ivory marlin
hushed knoll
#

Dough wtf

placid fiber
ivory marlin
#

Mpregnado

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Loved those movies

hushed knoll
#

I don’t get the whole mpreg reaction meme anyway

placid fiber
#

"Sub Princess" lol

hushed knoll
north sedge
placid fiber
#

the pimp lol

mighty root
#

THE PIMP

ivory marlin
#

Yall remember when the mc had to go back in time in the future cuz he got eated by a shark going so fast it teleported him like 20 years into the future and then his son was like “woah dad i haven’t seen you since you saved the pope from that fire sharknado”

hushed knoll
placid fiber
mighty root
#

They can starve in a room full of food

hushed knoll
ivory marlin
hushed knoll
#

No

north sedge
ivory marlin
#

Stan is my favorite character in zealot chat

ivory marlin
#

Woah

hushed knoll
ivory marlin
#

Genuinely love zealot chat

hushed knoll
#

No u

hushed knoll
#

I don’t get it

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Half these gifs I don’t get

ivory marlin
#

Just got pinged for d2 in a server

hushed knoll
#

Am I old

ivory marlin
mighty root
ivory marlin
#

Nothing really too get

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
#

You’re wrong

ivory marlin
#

Look at him go

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You get that bug pal

placid fiber
placid fiber
hushed knoll
#

Djaoritiolekthony you are wrong

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Parkipiosoeoth y

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Darkpillthony

placid fiber
ivory marlin
#

Darkpillthony

hushed knoll
#

That is his real name but he goes by DP

placid fiber
north sedge
ivory marlin
#

Isnt dp smth bad

north sedge
#

Well dp can be

hushed knoll
placid fiber
#

Double potatoes

ivory marlin
#

Ah

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I see

placid fiber
#

double puking

#

double plushies

hushed knoll
#

Ew no

ivory marlin
#

Guys whatever happened to insane freak

hushed knoll
#

(Avoid)

north sedge
hushed knoll
#

Oh that wasn’t fun

ivory marlin
ivory marlin
#

Good for him

hushed knoll
#

Did you culturally appropriate me

ivory marlin
#

Id play it any time id open a purple or better in siege

hushed knoll
#

LOL

ivory marlin
#

None of my friends knew what it was from

void bison
#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

placid fiber
hushed knoll
#

I believe I had sucked too hard on my smoothie and it came out too fast and dribbled everywhere

placid fiber
ivory marlin
#

I miss the image i took where you said you licked yogurt off your steering wheel in the most erotic way possible

hushed knoll
#

Did that happen?

#

I forgot

glass shore
#

Has anybody ran into a player called lordgoonington? He’s so fast he looks like he’s on crack

ivory marlin
#

Probably a knife user

glass shore
#

Yeah

ivory marlin
#

Yeah

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You can go real fast with knife

#

Just spam heavy

glass shore
#

Didn’t know it’s heavy attack was THAT quick

ivory marlin
#

You move faster while charging the heavy

obsidian prairie
#

Its like a 30% boost on top of strong base sprint speed

ivory marlin
#

And it stacks

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Iirc

lean cairn
#

@plush estuary wtf