zealot-class

[carmine falcon]

we did full excutor parry only run

and full raider jump attack only run

super funny

[placid fiber]

tfw you put on clothes right out of the dryer

[drowsy steppe]

have to restart and reconnect

precious time wasted it couldve gone towards padding my stats

[spare talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/752156106071081021/1199628645401120788/Warframe_2024.01.24-02.14.mp4?ex=6851243d&is=684fd2bd&hm=294b40cd224806df21d7f224946f060297b00c1d3bfdc93a0d25b6021876feda&

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/little-giants-padding-protective-man-protection-gif-8476393

[placid fiber]

Yep, looks like warframe

[trail mantle]

Vauban moment

[full nebula]

And some people think darktide has a lot of bullshit on the screen

[carmine falcon]

game looks like its bugging out

[obtuse garnet]

Yeah that’s what I would of done

[trail mantle]

least he's not spaming the fucken orbital lasers

make it even harder to see

[carmine falcon]

dork is pretty easy to read its just too fast paced if u never played it

[placid fiber]

That was the warframe I remember, Cole

[spare talon]

Pov
Nourish rally styanax

[placid fiber]

flashing lights, everything dying

colors go brrr

[trail mantle]

Vauban also just leaves a lot of particles and effects around

[full nebula]

i looked into a melee build a while ago, even that seemed ridiculous lol

[trail mantle]

for an extended period

[placid fiber]

The only warframe I miss is valkaryie

[jagged cradle]

my eyes

[placid fiber]

Warframe be like dat

[spare talon]

I open task manager at the end

GPU capped

[obtuse garnet]

Warframe boss

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

[trail mantle]

Thank DE they added a setting that turns down allied particle effects

so so much better

[spare talon]

When i met de Steve I should have told him to keep his hands off the particle engine

[trail mantle]

the real play in warframe is going full ball mode grendel

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/bouncing-blue-ball-boy-gif-12378937218633738106

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/left-4-dead-2-l4d2-coach-rules-gif-14287787226860707121

[placid fiber]

I remember very vague things from warframe, flashing lights and all enemies insta dying was 1 of them >.>

and that was back in 2018

[sullen forge]

Wait for official instructions

Heh, wait my ass

[placid fiber]

@spare talon Cole, what are your thoughts on snicker bars?

or have I asked you that before?

I can't remember, adhd brain... x.x

I blame Meow for that

[spare talon]

I dont like peanuts

[placid fiber]

Fair

[obtuse garnet]

Could go for a bbq bacon burger

[sullen forge]

Large order of fries

[hushed knoll]

Bbq burger with blue cheese or mayo is amazing

Blue cheese dressing*

[obtuse garnet]

Orange soda with no ice

[placid fiber]

I imagined a burger slathered in bbq sauce for some reason

then you added bacon

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eat-bite-hamburger-gif-26711880

[hushed knoll]

wtf why no ice

[sullen forge]

And a piece of hot apple pie

[hushed knoll]

Is that not what it is?

[obtuse garnet]

Part of the quote the character said

[placid fiber]

idk, I've never had one >.>

[hushed knoll]

Oh I thought you were talking about yourself

Is this an anime

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/left-4-dead-2-coach-nick-garry's-mod-gmod-gif-4122493868168235702

[obtuse garnet]

Cats can dance

[hushed knoll]

No they can’t

[obtuse garnet]

No

[hushed knoll]

Left 4 dead?

[placid fiber]

Are you a biologist?

[obtuse garnet]

Correct answer human

[hushed knoll]

Yes

[placid fiber]

Show me your 24 page degree

[sullen forge]

Coach…

[placid fiber]

Yep

[sullen forge]

If you do that again

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cheesy-pei-cheese-fountain-pregnant-pregnancy-craving-gif-11848670

[obtuse garnet]

Shot our only pilot

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001713899428655174/1384239720313389087/RDME_kJd2nx-vgN0.mp4?ex=6851b533&is=685063b3&hm=c4908bc1d35a47e9b4873e1123c33bda78bb0891d8979d9d5df51073e3ebfd85& @sullen forge

[placid fiber]

ngl the apple pie part looks good

[obtuse garnet]

I'm gonna be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse

[sullen forge]

White man jumpscare

[hushed knoll]

Degrees aren't 24 pages

[trail mantle]

https://imgur.com/a/N2VzrXb

[hushed knoll]

If you order a soda with no ice you are a psychopath

[trail mantle]

Ice is a scam

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-mtn-dew-mountain-dew-plastic-bottle-screw-on-cap-gif-21915819

[hushed knoll]

It's different if it's in a bottle

[placid fiber]

Doesn't say anything about a bottle in it ^

[violet hornet]

Ice makers at businesses do be funky too

[obtuse garnet]

Bottled Dr Pepper hits hard

[trail mantle]

note this only applies when getting take out or if the place has shite refill policy

[violet hornet]

Getting a drink where 3/4 of the volume of it is occupied by shitty ice with mystery flakes in it is ass

Miss me with that beverage dandruff

[hushed knoll]

Dr Pepper is bleh

[placid fiber]

Tru

[hushed knoll]

[obtuse garnet]

Drink piswasser

[placid fiber]

Stan already drinks seltzer

[violet hornet]

Demand a specific number of ice cubes, then rage when you see a half cube in there

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-drinking-soda-diet-mtn-dew-mountain-dew-undisputed-gif-24921338

[violet hornet]

Cats can dance is the name of the anime

[placid fiber]

idk all I got was this when I googled it

[sullen forge]

@median steeple was there any impactful changes to spring trap from PTB to Live btw

[median steeple]

I don't think so?

everyone kind of agreed he was balanced and well made

oh yeah they made it so you can't flashlight blind him when he's grabbing people

[sullen forge]

Oh damn

[solar gorge]

super saiyajin freddy

[median steeple]

since in the PTB you could and it made it not worth

[sullen forge]

That’s a buff to him then lmao

[violet hornet]

Damn don't show this to Stan lmao

[median steeple]

they changed addons but I can't find the changes

[sullen forge]

Honestly yeah that would’ve shutdown spring trap players with bully squads

[placid fiber]

fixed lol

[sullen forge]

Tbh encouraging that is ermmmm

Kinda icky

[hushed knoll]

No

[violet hornet]

May he never know the truth

[visual stream]

It would be tighter timing than picking up from floor but it's definitely better to be objectively rewarding for engaging with the killer's mechanic

[hushed knoll]

[visual stream]

I also love that his axe is cartoonishly heavy

Tossing it OVER LOOPS mid-chase could be something fun to master

[placid fiber]

Oh so we making faces at eachother now

@hushed knoll

[median steeple]

they also changed his pallet break animation so you can actually flashlight blind him while he does it now

[violet hornet]

That's the same face I got when I googled it. Clearly this proves cats can dance

[hushed knoll]

NO

[placid fiber]

You started it

[hushed knoll]

No

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-weird-stare-big-eyes-gif-26186132

[violet hornet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1288287202249408616/1328580520300249088/speed-2.gif

[hushed knoll]

CATS CANNOT BE CATERPILLARS

[visual stream]

My favorite part of Spring is still his mori

The little eyelid open mid-ripping is adorable

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-jumpscare-gif-15241987753394250264

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-hitori-gotoh-gif-27259628

[placid fiber]

how do you spell caterpillar?

[violet hornet]

Catuhpilluh

[placid fiber]

caterpillar @hushed knoll

gottem

[obtuse garnet]

Can’t spell caterpillar without cat

[placid fiber]

Yep

[ripe quest]

cater
pillar

crater pylon

impact pole

[violet hornet]

Pile bunker for ogryn confirmed

[drowsy steppe]

cate blanchett

[trail mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/pile-bunker-ac6-armored-core-6-gif-11030448339188882994

[ripe quest]

A giant jackhammer arm would be cool for ogryn. Double hits (punch impact + jackhammer activation) on heavies for peak ragdolls.

then peak based would be making a double jackhammer and a jackhammer + shield

[hushed knoll]

No

[hushed knoll]

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-cate-blanchett-hela-thor-evil-smile-gif-14072107

[median steeple]

GYAAAAAAAAD

[trail mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-you-are-cat-sus-suspicious-cat-side-eye-cat-meme-gif-11842087146493734807

[median steeple]

I really wish Hela was used more in the MCU instead of dying in her first movie

[violet hornet]

Best we got is gg special

[drowsy steppe]

couple goals

[ripe quest]

Imagine that but on the heavies and it's a melee-only weapon omg I'd main ogryn

Would be the Ogryn equivalent to like a chain weapon w/ the powered non-specials

[violet hornet]

Damnit that sounds amazing, fatshark pleeeeease

Let me ogryn punch hard enough to gib things

[trail mantle]

#ogryn-class message not quite what you want but you can do this

[solar gorge]

Would be too fun

GW wouldn't allow that

you'll have the lore friendly metal pipe instead

[static sky]

Ummmm actually plasteel pipe

[solar gorge]

I'm going to run you over

[trail mantle]

tht feels like something i'd find on an enemy raider in rimworld

(poor) plasteel pipe

[ripe quest]

Fleshing out the idea: there's three avenues I'm thinking of.

• Vaguely 40k accurate would just be a drill mounted to your arm. Could do some funny stuff with that, thinking it'd prob be a toggle activation for a set time of some kind to drill into enemies. It'd be one of those weird three-interlocking-drill heads.
• Literally a jackhammer. Hits multiple times, real fast. Could make for a really interesting finesse weapon.
• Impact hammer/drill. Big piston that hits really hard, would play a lot like the GG special attack punch but on regulars.

Any of these are fire honestly, if they get the yellow/black diagonal stripes Fatshark wins the weapon design awards.

[trail mantle]

grinderfists are a thing

[median steeple]

we're lucky enough to even get the weapons we have for og, since they're so limited in lore and TT. GW is so weird when it comes to the most minor details (GIVE ME TZAANGOR BEAKS!)

[ripe quest]

aren't those like, a few spinny blades on a gauntlet?

[static sky]

Why must our ogryns remain in one piece??? Think of industrial prosthetics

[trail mantle]

more then a few but yeah

[solar gorge]

aren't grinderfists a necromunda thing used by the goliath gang or some shit

[trail mantle]

also when I look them up I just found skaven stuff so I may be thinking of a different thing

[median steeple]

yes they're used by slave ogryns

[solar gorge]

if ur thinking about the 30k ogryns

they have those drill arms

but that won't happen cuz it's forbidden tech now

or some garbage

[median steeple]

nvm they don't get drill fists

[grizzled aspen]

I would like the drill the most. Mining equipment is simple, yet effective, and it's lore accurate that ogryns understand how to use said equipment.

[median steeple]

it will never happen but Charonite ogryns would be so cool in darktide

Also they're called assault drills and are used by space marines

on dreadnaughts and centurions

[static sky]

See none of them ogryns are un altered. I highly doubt my rock lovin biggun would have all his fingys and toes. Total immersion breaking revelation.

[trail mantle]

I mean the necromunda ones are altered but doesn't look like they need to be to use their weapons necessarily (cept the cannon arm of course)

the charonites on the other hand

well they have no hands

[solar gorge]

charonites are banned in 40k

or lost tech

or both

typical 40k stuff you feel me

[ripe quest]

Aight so the real question is how would the Ogryn hold it? In my head I'm envisioning a 1h drill that's just pretty heavy, and you work bare fist punches into the combo with really low chain times. Could give it a shield, or just make it 2h.

[trail mantle]

what other augs to that get?

just from an outside standpoint they look almost identical to some chaos ogryns

or like functionally similar

not visually really

[visual stream]

Jackhammer idea is cool because finesse as a concept would force the average ogryn player to actually try enough to click heads

[grizzled aspen]

Literally just bioshock big daddy drill arm.

Make it a simple gauntlet weapon.

[solar gorge]

hitting heads is so easy on ogryn

[grizzled aspen]

Heavy attacks do thrusts, you can "rev" it for more damage, light attacks just swing it around like gg lights.

[solar gorge]

big daddy drill arms can't happen sadly

because that's just the charonites

[grizzled aspen]

It seriously cannot be hard to put in a drill that you hold as a gauntlet.

I doubt that's somehow forbidden by the Imperium's standard or lost technology.

[solar gorge]

iirc it's more like

giving ogryn actual good gear is forbidden

or something along those lines

[visual stream]

Yeah

And yet they succeed without having to

[solar gorge]

heads is all you can see

it's like being so tall you pierce the clouds

[visual stream]

The average ogryneer works in mysterious ways

[stone fern]

putting 2 canons on a tank that already had spots for those canons caused a 200 year long conflict between the space wolves and admech

it LITEARLLY had slots for them prolly some dumbass accidentally clicked the 1 canon only setting on the STC

[visual stream]

Yeah, the stubbers we get in game are actually inaccurate compared to lore because it states that "...stubbers given to ogryns have burst limiters on them. Otherwise, a jolly 30 seconds is all it would take for every bullet to be spent" or something like that

It can not be understated how stupid ogryns are, but then again that wiki article didn't mention how that relates to ogryns with the implants

[solar gorge]

basically orgyns with good gear were the charonites, and they could wipe out squads of SM's ez

[visual stream]

That too

[solar gorge]

so their reasoning post-heresy is that it's not worth having those if there's a chance they go renegade

[grizzled aspen]

I'm gonna be perfectly honest.

[ripe quest]

if the gibbing is peak then that'd be awesome. I should be able to this to enemies but w/ that jackhammer. https://tenor.com/view/wm4k-4k-iron-man-jb2-iron-man-war-machine-gif-25640531

[grizzled aspen]

If you get wiped by a squad of ogryns, that's entirely on you.

Space marines have such a technological and speed advantage over them its not even funny.

[median steeple]

space marines lose on the reg strength wise to oggys

[grizzled aspen]

Like, yeah, in a fist fight, an ogryn is gonna win, but space marines can identify the problem before it becomes a problem and just shoot them with a bolter.

[median steeple]

but yeah the tech and training they get gives them an edge

also implants out the wazoo

[grizzled aspen]

We aren't even gonna mention specialist marines, like snipers, heavy weapons specialists, or librarians.

[visual stream]

And also heretics pumping them out as super soldiers probably

[grizzled aspen]

So, really, it's just James Twerkshop being cringe about letting ogryns have cool shit.

[median steeple]

I mean they're dumb as a bag of rocks

[visual stream]

ONLY SPESS MUHRENS GET TO BE COOL

Even if it makes sense yeah

[median steeple]

so their gear needs to be baby proofed

[solar gorge]

it is but also ogryns are easier to come by than sm's

[grizzled aspen]

My point is, everyone is smarter than ogryns.

[solar gorge]

and they naturally come with the ceramite shattering punch

[grizzled aspen]

And equipment exists even for normal humans that can punch a hole through a tank.

And last I checked, ogryns are less durable than a tank.

[solar gorge]

ogryns are p durable

[grizzled aspen]

Ok but like, plasma headshot.

[solar gorge]

yeah but that's like anything that's not like

a bon

[median steeple]

anything with sufficient nurgle blessings can survive that

[grizzled aspen]

A headshot?

No.

[median steeple]

yes? lmao

[grizzled aspen]

Lore plasma will rip a plogryns head clean off and drop it dead on the spot.

[runic grotto]

What is the exact purpose and use case for the mk 3 knife push attack? I know lights are good for horde clear, heavy is just my highest damage attack, special light is my highest dps combo. But what does the push attack do exactly? I know it's good so I sometimes use it and spam it in hordes a lot, but I have no idea what are it's stats and when do I use it over any other attack which already cover pretty much everything.

[solar gorge]

not necessarily

warp bs is strong

[misty nova]

Horde clear
Dps

[solar gorge]

especially nurgle's when it come to tanking

[runic grotto]

What dps? If I need single target, I have special light

[grizzled aspen]

Dude, the plogryn's whole head is just a glob of rotten flesh.

[median steeple]

one of the core blessings of nurgle is durability

[solar gorge]

infused with space magic

[misty nova]

PA is Faster

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah nurgle blessed stuff has straight up survived having their head turned into a crater

[median steeple]

there was a plague marine who lost most of his head and still kept fighting for years afterward

[grizzled aspen]

That is fucking stupid.

[median steeple]

it's nurgle and magic

[obsidian prairie]

Dude it’s space magic

Who cares

[drifting wolf]

driller

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not saying you're wrong, because it do be space magic, but it's still fuckin dumb lmao.

[solar gorge]

the warp doesn't concern itself about the concept of stupidity

it's just magic™️

you can do a lot of asspulls with that

[grizzled aspen]

Except Tzeentch, because whatever is funniest at the time is typically also the stupidest thing that could happen.

[solar gorge]

bad boy

[median steeple]

nurgle is only one that really does this, khorne is similar but never to the same degree

nurgle is all about being slow and tanky

[drowsy steppe]

a

[solar gorge]

and projectile vomit don't forget that

[median steeple]

GoO shitting as an attack

[misty nova]

And why horde clear?
Well it has better first and second target damage
Has 6.5 cleave
The push keeps you safe

[solar gorge]

I don't have the gif anymore

[grizzled aspen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1120384974768570450/1178556911663185960/ezgif-4-def1f24566.gif

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/nurgle-nurgling-pooping-gif-24684196

[solar gorge]

but i found the gif version of the deltarune open season video so all is well

[solar gorge]

much appreciated

[median steeple]

is it kris hitting noelle

[solar gorge]

no it's better

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/may-i-see-it-chalmers-gif-18367950853266778478

[solar gorge]

spoiler adjacent so no, won't post it

[median steeple]

[solar gorge]

but it's easy to find if you want to

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-gif-23456052

[ripe quest]

PA is peak DPS and has good cleave. You can spam it without stam as well, it also allows you to take desperation under Duellist for 1 point if you want to avoid pathing to sustained assault (2 points).

[grizzled aspen]

Not taking sustained assault is crazy, though.

[runic grotto]

But still special light is more dps, right?

[spare talon]

its about the same but has not stamina cost and is easier to fuck up

[runic grotto]

What's there to fuck up?

[spare talon]

also doesnt have the safety of spamming the 360 pushes every nano second

[spare talon]

doing one step too fast and accidentally doing a light attack instead of a punch stab cuz you didnt actually punch

[runic grotto]

nah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953063550400757793/1362794540704202955/twitter-1911629574875811959-unscreen.gif

[spare talon]

i mean if youve done it for more than like a few games its not hard to do every time

but compared to pa spam it requires more than half a braincell to do

[runic grotto]

I've certainly done it for a few games

Maybe a couple dozen of few times

[spare talon]

but beyond that the only difference is
special spam - doesnt need stamina
pa spam - extremely safe cuz of constant pushes

[runic grotto]

Got it

I was using it during horde clear a lot

But other than that, I didn't quite understand what was it's purpose

I just knew it was good

[misty nova]

PA so good
Knife Psyker is just PA spam ad infinitum

[runic grotto]

Also, how much cleave does it have?

[runic grotto]

A lo

t

Actually great for killing priority targets withing hordes

[misty nova]

I just said that

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blink-blinkingcat-cute-funny-gif-8859604814399687515

[misty nova]

.

[runic grotto]

Missed that message

I'M SORRY

[trail mantle]

death

[runic grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-steam-steam-sad-gif-9524752141311518885

[sterile stone]

Stat nerds in the modern day

smh

[spare talon]

"MOM IM SCARED THE DISCORD IS POSTING NUMBERS WITH SIMPLE DECIMALS"

[copper hawk]

Evil ass pfp

Pls post it

Looks mad funny

[sterile stone]

I bet you typed that out with eyes full of tears

It's okay mini hermano.

[runic grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1036160960840343562/creatura.gif

[misty nova]

Agh why he blinking fast

[runic grotto]

He's plinking it

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/inhale-exhale-inhaleexhale-dogge-cheems-gif-16494673289842800276

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-cry-about-it-cat-cat-anime-cat-cry-gif-25253805

[runic grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-trapped-kitten-speech-bubble-gif-25553629

Another question, what is actually the fastest way to move with the knife? Do I just hold lmb? Do I let go at a certain point before it automatically attacks? Do I add a slide in there?

Haven't played with a knife for so long I forgot

[trail mantle]

I uh don't have the original image somehow, take this instead

it's this with the dragonborn's helmet

[runic grotto]

Also with an extremely long neck

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-over-over-it's-gif-3551756699416095564

[trail mantle]

I think the whole face is scrunched upwards

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/wide-cat-wider-gif-3879805434184283975

[trail mantle]

I had to reverse image search it

[median steeple]

dragonguy

[sullen forge]

Yeah…

I’m dragon man

[drowsy steppe]

just imagine the cat being ltg

[grizzled aspen]

Bret sword in vt2 is brainless.

[delicate shadow]

brainless in what way?

you got a shit load of combo options

[plush estuary]

bro is probably only light spamming

tip of the iceberg

[hard nexus]

frog moment

[delicate shadow]

brainiest weapon is halberd though (no bias but also all the bias)

[plush estuary]

real and true

(I've yet to actually try to use it)

[drowsy steppe]

tried halberd when I still have VT2 installed

weapon comboing infinitely more engaging than spamming the same input

call it adhd brain stiumlant or something

[delicate shadow]

that's why I made it that way lmao

satisfies my adhd

[clear mortar]

literally my wife and me

[drowsy steppe]

oh yea

you responsible for the halberd rework

[delicate shadow]

mhm

[acoustic dune]

o boii

halberd in pooptide

[delicate shadow]

took me about 4 hours of messing with the moveset lmao

[obsidian prairie]

I’d reinstall but Firebreak is tomorrow

[acoustic dune]

o boii

breaking

fire

[drowsy steppe]

was good change too

ngl martyrdom with antax better

you attack quickly already

[compact pelican]

whats a good build with crusher, my 2nd is the bolt pistol

[sullen forge]

You guys think frog even knows about Block canceling to make your combos more effective or quicker on VT2

Example some of the Halbys combos

Hell even the Great sword light loop

[drowsy steppe]

skullcrusher and slaughterer blessings

martyrdom and IJ keystone works

[compact pelican]

already have it, its more or less the skill the build

would this work?

[drowsy steppe]

I'd put one point into duelist

[compact pelican]

what should be remove

[grizzled aspen]

I mean like, it makes the game so easy.

[drowsy steppe]

remove enduring faith

[grizzled aspen]

It's super good.

I can one or two shot elites on legend with it and its not even properly made.

[sullen forge]

Then play Elven Axe smh

[compact pelican]

[grizzled aspen]

I'm told that thing is worthless lmao.

[zealous basin]

guys rate my build

[drowsy steppe]

cute rabbit/10

[zealous basin]

im kittymaxxing!!!!

[hearty nebula]

lol bro wiped

[plush estuary]

@kindred belfry

[modern lintel]

i dont think he made it

[plush estuary]

noob

[hearty nebula]

hi noob

:3

[delicate shadow]

it's a very good weapon

[plush estuary]

Hallo

[delicate shadow]

though also I wouldn't worry too much about legend, the BPs are very forigving in legend

[hearty nebula]

darktide later?

[plush estuary]

ummm

maybe

[delicate shadow]

you're basically playing Heresy

[plush estuary]

VT with bumner and dorn rn

[grizzled aspen]

Ain't no way.

[hearty nebula]

yeah i said later nerd

not rn

[grizzled aspen]

Legend feels more akin to auric damn and cata feels more akin to havoc.

[plush estuary]

lol

tip of iceberg

tis why I said that

[obsidian prairie]

Have you experienced twitch mode before

[kindred belfry]

smh Bald throwing again

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-doin-dobby-rather-mundane-when-i-see-the-dog-holding-back-gif-21970815

[placid fiber]

Eh... Legend can be pretty casual once you get back into it

Then again, so can auric damnation

[visual stream]

For VT2 all of the ranged play of Darktide needs to be reallocated into focusing on better melee and acknowledging that you will almost never hear a backstab attack coming

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, I've been getting stomped because of that.

Vodka told me to stop using my ears and just flick my camera like a madman.

[visual stream]

I say this as someone who still kinda sucks at VT2 LMAO

Legend is also difficult for me

[grizzled aspen]

I'm doing a little better each match but there are still situations where I just get utterly screwed.

[drowsy steppe]

feels like Cata is harder than Damnation or is that just me

[placid fiber]

Being the host helps

[grizzled aspen]

Especially when my teammates are dumb asf.

[sullen forge]

Not even playing Weaves

Smh

[grizzled aspen]

Like bro I know there aren't any pickups, tomes, or grims up there, get your ass moving.

But nope, they sit above the dropdown and don't do anything while I get torn to pieces.

[hushed knoll]

Hi ice cream sundae frog

[placid fiber]

You'd be surprised how many times people missed pilgrims coins and healing with this mentality in the chaos wastes

[median steeple]

VT in general is harder than DT

[grizzled aspen]

Ok, but that's chaos wastes, which is a whole other animal.

[placid fiber]

True

[grizzled aspen]

I expect that, there.

This is a normal mission.

[placid fiber]

I haven't played normal missions in so long...

[grizzled aspen]

There's nothing fucking up there and they still dink around for 2 or 3 minutes while I fight a mixed horde of 500 stormvermin and a legion of skavenslaves.

And don't even get me started on the rage shield stormvermin give me.

[placid fiber]

Don't forget fending off ass rats

[sullen forge]

Gutter Runners?

I’m not calling them Ass Rats

[placid fiber]

no, the skaven slaves that spawn behind you sometimes halfway through their attack animations

[visual stream]

Is there a mod to make the backstab attack noise actually worth something

[grizzled aspen]

You're telling me I can split a chaos marauders shield straight down the middle with my sword but I can't split a skaven cobbled piece of shit?

[visual stream]

Or is that such a QoL improvement that it can be considered cheats

[placid fiber]

This is a thing in vt2

[visual stream]

At the state it's in it feels like the latter

[grizzled aspen]

Like, that marauder is the same size as me and is using a full shield made of actual materials.

That skaven is 3 feet shorter than me and is likely malnourished, why can't I split his shield?

[hard nexus]

this explains actually

this explains a lot

[placid fiber]

Yeah

I call them ass rats

[visual stream]

No More Room in Hell 2 used to do this, so glad they stopped

[placid fiber]

It is absolute bs

I've gotten so many perfect blocks from ass rats in vt2...

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/susie-deltarune-deltarune-deltarune-kris-deltarune-susie-kris-deltarune-gif-11804014829687261061

[sullen forge]

They fucking do that?

Why do they do that

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[grizzled aspen]

Can confirm.

[placid fiber]

almost 2k hours of vt2, ass rats are definitely a thing >.>'

[visual stream]

Well you see

[placid fiber]

I've seen it happen to teammates

[grizzled aspen]

Also, just a tip, had to learn this the hard way, if you have a necromancer on your team and you see a skeleton standing next to a corner or in a doorway, block as you go around there.

[visual stream]

If you've played Total Warhammer 3 before

They have this ability called The Menace Below

[grizzled aspen]

THE MENACE BELOW CAN EAT SHIT

[visual stream]

and they widewawwy come out of the ground instantly

So wike it makes sense actuwawwy

[grizzled aspen]

HOW DARE CREATIVE ASSEMBLY GIVE THE RATS AN ABILITY THAT HARD COUNTERS ARTILLERY

[visual stream]

How dare Creative Assembly give the rats an ability

[median steeple]

they're slaves bro

just kill them

[visual stream]

'ate ratties

[grizzled aspen]

They're clanrats.

Menace from below is clanrats.

Armored and shielded.

[median steeple]

clanrats and slaves are the same fucking thing

[plush estuary]

no

[median steeple]

their morale is dogshit

[grizzled aspen]

No they are not.

[visual stream]

Screenshotted out of context and reported to Incan, gl hf

[grizzled aspen]

The morale is shit but they're still decent combatants.

Plus, armored and shielded.

Try killing them without armor piercing melee infantry.

[placid fiber]

They have different hp amounts

[grizzled aspen]

(here's a hint, it takes fucking forever)

[delicate shadow]

VT2 is just a harder game

[median steeple]

HP doesn't matter for skaven

[delicate shadow]

DT is genuinely casual oriented comparatively

[median steeple]

it's a morale game with their inf

[placid fiber]

clanrats don't have armor, that's stormvermin... clanrats can have shields tho

[visual stream]

CA giving skaven an on-demand artillery/ranged counter, meanwhile giving skaven some of the best ranged units in the entire game, both for guns and artillery

Curious

[delicate shadow]

you ain't even gone down the modded difficulty rabbit hole yet lol

[grizzled aspen]

Maybe one of my mods makes them armored? Idk. Still, shields make them a pain, because they have more melee defense + missile defense.

[median steeple]

also MB only spawns normal clanrats

not ones with shields

so idk what you're smoking

[placid fiber]

They could be tagged as armored, but, for weapon attacks they count as unarmored afaik

[delicate shadow]

are you playing in official realm or modded realm?

[grizzled aspen]

Point here is they don't explode when you look at them like skavenslaves do.

[hard nexus]

having one unit of like anything behind ur artillery makes this a non issue

[delicate shadow]

they're not armoured

[grizzled aspen]

We are talking about wh3.

Total war.

[delicate shadow]

oh wtf, shit game

[placid fiber]

oh

[median steeple]

bruh stormvermin explode when you look at them(PLEASE BUFF THEM)

[delicate shadow]

not medieval 2 don't wanna hear it

[median steeple]

all skaven inf fucking suck

[placid fiber]

in wh3 they could be armored

[visual stream]

Yarp

[placid fiber]

idk anything about wh3

[hard nexus]

i’ve had amethyst ironsides in reserve that had the clanrats erupt into them and they routed them in melee and took barely any losses lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

Except when your artillery gets instantly shattered, routs, and you lose them because total war's routing system sucks.

[visual stream]

Stormvermin get stuck in melee pretty well comparatively

[sullen forge]

Cata 5 LMAO

[visual stream]

At least if you don't have good AP

[median steeple]

What arty unit break instantly besides skaven

[hard nexus]

real

[delicate shadow]

Spicy Onslaught C3DW 📈

[grizzled aspen]

Idk great cannons get evaporated the moment they get touched, especially by other artillery.

[median steeple]

cause dwarves and even empire have decent moral

[grizzled aspen]

And uh...

What's bret arty again?

[median steeple]

trebs

[grizzled aspen]

Trebuchets?

[hard nexus]

i’ve been playing that ww1 mod with a friend and honestly it just makes me yearn for elspeth again

[placid fiber]

I never have, after seeing how hopeless normal teammates can be

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah they explode too.

[hard nexus]

same with playing wood elves

wood elves r fun but

they aren’t amethyst ironsides.,,

[visual stream]

I play lizards so I'm waiting on my ancient stegadon building to finish for artillery :)

[grizzled aspen]

You are going to be ripped in half by 8 units of handgunners.

[sullen forge]

Oh it’s peak

[grizzled aspen]

Gelt said so.

[visual stream]

'ate wutelgi but SoT are so fucking fun

[median steeple]

but menance below is a non issue since clanrats are weaker than paper with the only 2 units being worse, fucking peasants and slaves.

[sullen forge]

Mountaineers making an impossible to break fortification

[median steeple]

just keep a single melee unit next to your art like a normal person

[visual stream]

It's true

[hard nexus]

a blood thirster getting gunned down in 5 seconds by 3 MG teams

[visual stream]

Lizard ranged typically blows dick and gets trampled by everything

[delicate shadow]

ah in modded you'll need a premade anyway

[sullen forge]

The comically large blimp literally shitting out nukes onto the enemy leader

[placid fiber]

I've never had a premade in vt2

[grizzled aspen]

I dont think I want to.

[visual stream]

I love the gyrobombers

[hard nexus]

8 waywatchers shredding the enemy frontline before they even meet my war dancers and blade singers

(there is 2 great stags charging their lord and the entire army will rout once it dies)

[grizzled aspen]

I like this game but not that much.

[hard nexus]

is it just me or are the bombers like, useless

[visual stream]

Like 13 bomb drop activations

[grizzled aspen]

You should try that one assassin high elf guy.

[hard nexus]

any time i’ve tried them they deal no damage

[visual stream]

Great ranged too

[grizzled aspen]

Something Anarth.

Quite fun.

[hard nexus]

the bomber planes on the ww1 mod?

[median steeple]

I hate wood elves

[visual stream]

Narp

[median steeple]

stupid faction

[visual stream]

Gyrobombers

Dwarves

[hard nexus]

gyro bombers are good i know

but i’m talking about the ww1 mod

[visual stream]

Oh I was just expressing love for them

[hard nexus]

lmfao

fair

[delicate shadow]

you should defo at least get to cata so you can at least experience the official realm high diff

run some cata deeds

[grizzled aspen]

I'm working on that. Still trying to do like sub 100 damage runs in legend right now, to no success.

[visual stream]

I had a legend deed that I got a decent way through of soloing

[grizzled aspen]

But I figure once I start getting red items it'll be easier.

[delicate shadow]

I mean you don't need to give a shit about damage taken so long as you don't die

[grizzled aspen]

I have one red item, and it's a trinket.

[hard nexus]

i wonder what the single best ranged unit is

in warhammer 3

like non artillery

[placid fiber]

I play pure chaos wastes

[median steeple]

uh it used to be infernals

iirc

[grizzled aspen]

Are we including RoR's or no?

[obsidian prairie]

One of the better things to roll red early

[hard nexus]

amethyst helstorm feels pretty close

to peak

[obsidian prairie]

Shared across all characters

[hard nexus]

both RoR and not

[grizzled aspen]

If only I knew what to put on stuff...

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain-risk-of-rain2-commando-ukelele-gif-14377712

[visual stream]

I'm not super knowledgeable but I'm gonna guess it would be chorfs or skaven who have the best ranged

[obsidian prairie]

Royale w/Cheese guides

Shrimple as that

[grizzled aspen]

I know trinkets want shrapnel as their blessing but I don't know what properties to put on it.

[median steeple]

Used to be these guys but I think one of elspeths units outguns it now

[hard nexus]

i wish the empire had a shielded frontline unit

[median steeple]

I love infernal guard

sword and shield

?

[grizzled aspen]

Play the radious overhaul and you have units for everything.

[hard nexus]

that wasn’t abysmal dogshit

[median steeple]

there you go

[hard nexus]

LMAO

[median steeple]

like both spears and swords are shielded

[jagged cradle]

but you love abysmal dogshit

[hard nexus]

wrong

[grizzled aspen]

Radious overhaul mod v good.

[jagged cradle]

like the mk3 evis

[hard nexus]

i wonder how the ww1 mod will be once elspeth gets implemented properly

[visual stream]

Minor truth bombing incident

[placid fiber]

chaos wastes are a much different beast on cata

[grizzled aspen]

Chaos wastes is way too feast or famine for me to enjoy.

[placid fiber]

You don't get the safety net of 60% block cost reduction

[grizzled aspen]

Either you get a good weapon upgrade or a sickeningly good boon to start with that carries you through the run or you just eat shit and suffer the entire time.

[placid fiber]

I've been literally restarting my runs until I get a good setof starting mission rewards

Then I unprivate the match

Starting mission rewards can make up for poor boons

[median steeple]

all I want in WH3 is the Ironskin tribe to be officially added

[placid fiber]

It's literally a rogue lite >.<

[median steeple]

also thanquol

[placid fiber]

You can get feast or famine in a rogue lite/like as well

it's harder than in the chaos wastes, tho

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah but the other roguelike games I play don't have enough abysmal dogshit options for it to be an entire run of famine.

Look at dead cells. Even if you don't get a good melee weapon, the starting one isn't bad.

[placid fiber]

I've gotten used to the chaos wastes where I just cycle my weapons

[placid fiber]

You do know your equipped weapons are what you start with right?

[hard nexus]

i want shielding not dogshit empire frontliners

they don’t need to be iron breakers or anything like them

just bronze shields so they can resist a LITTLE

[grizzled aspen]

I haven't played it in quite some time, I remember a little dinky broken sword being the starting weapon.

[placid fiber]

You get gray starting weapons based on what weapon you have equipped

[hard nexus]

in chaos wastes?

[grizzled aspen]

Oh wait you mean chaos wastes.

[hard nexus]

it’s whatever you have equipped

[placid fiber]

Yeah lol

[sterile stone]

Mans makes the most creative insults I've seen a human being conjur

[hard nexus]

surprised we didn’t get him in thrones of decay, and instead got some random nurgle lord

that i don’t think is in gotrek and felix

[median steeple]

I'm gonna rip you in half

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah see the issue with chaos wastes is though is either you get an anvil to upgrade what you have or you pray to Sigmar that you get what you want from the random weapon thing.

[hard nexus]

tf did i do

[placid fiber]

There is always an anvil on every map btw

[sullen forge]

everything

[hard nexus]

there’s a guaranteed red weapon temper in the final mission

[grizzled aspen]

Both options of upgrading your weapons suck btw.

[placid fiber]

as well as a ranged and melee weapon swap on every map

[median steeple]

Tammies whole story is around nuln

[hard nexus]

oh is it

neat

[median steeple]

yeah

[hard nexus]

i did not know

[median steeple]

he dies there

to a random ironside

[placid fiber]

more power means you do more damage and have more cleave and have more stagger

[hard nexus]

is he from gotrek and felix or a different book

[grizzled aspen]

I'm meaning more that the properties and traits you get are random, you have no choice.

[hard nexus]

i’ve watched six people try to open a door that says “please use other door”

lmfao

[placid fiber]

Well yeah, it's a rogue lite mode...

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, the upgrades do give you higher power, but you don't get to choose what goes on it, nor do you get to preview your options.

[placid fiber]

You have no way to guarantee any stat in dead cells either

[hard nexus]

frog learns that there is randomness in the randomness mode

[hearty nebula]

the second is unironically OP in chaos wastes

[grizzled aspen]

Again, dead cells doesn't have enough abysmal dogshit options to be famine the entire time.

[hard nexus]

i think u just suck tbh

[median steeple]

he's from a campaign book called The Throne of Chaos

[hearty nebula]

because if you save up at least like, what is it, 1200? pull a weapon you like and you can make it a guaranteed red anvil near the end

[hard nexus]

ohhg

neat

dying to a random ironside

peak

[copper hawk]

Yo mama

[hard nexus]

nuh uh

[copper hawk]

Playing nightreign

[hearty nebula]

slightly rng dependent unless they fixed it

[placid fiber]

I feel like you are comparing 2 different beasts, because dead cells only has options based on what you have unlocked

[grizzled aspen]

I also think the pilgrims coins system kinda stinks too.

[hard nexus]

how’s it swagging

[delicate shadow]

the other problem with VT2 crafting is that you're looking for pretty much one blessing and 2 specific properties in all cases

in melee you just want crit chance (or attack speed) and block cost reduction with swift slaying

[copper hawk]

Got that meteor katana w like 50+ stance breaking

[hearty nebula]

yeah

[copper hawk]

We did the bug pest thing at 13 and 14

[median steeple]

huge

[hard nexus]

holy peak

[copper hawk]

Was rlly huge

[hearty nebula]

and reds are just not fun to get

[hard nexus]

u killed it?

pawesome

[copper hawk]

I had bleed fire and poison w that guard breaking

[delicate shadow]

VT2's crafting used to be worse though which is funny to think about/remember

[copper hawk]

Yah idk if this isba damagr thing but

[hard nexus]

i like the sentient pest fight, it was a bit on the easier side but it was a really fun fight

[copper hawk]

Tal was iron and recluse had awesome spells

And we were high level

I solod the lil centipede thing

[sullen forge]

as fun as VT2 is, it quickly reminds me how much (barely) better DT's blessing and perk system is

[copper hawk]

It like hardened its shell or whatever

[hard nexus]

the scorpion?

[hearty nebula]

though im prob gonna hop on chaos wastes later @plush estuary @delicate shadow so i can dick around with stuff if u wanna join

[copper hawk]

So the ranged ppl could kill the boss and i didnt have to parry loop ot

[sullen forge]

cause you ran swift slaying or opportunist on like FK stagger builds

and thats it

thats literally it

[copper hawk]

Idk if it hardens if it takes too much damage or what

[hard nexus]

in my fight i didn’t see it harden

[copper hawk]

It did it 3 times

In the first phase w me

[delicate shadow]

if I have time, I'm very busy on and off rn

[hard nexus]

could be if it takes too much damage before the moth does, to encourage targeting the moth

[copper hawk]

And then i stance broke it w Ironeye when they were doing the piggy back thing

[hard nexus]

piggy back ?

[copper hawk]

Went up to the moth and took about a 1/4th of its current health in two swings

[hard nexus]

talvi?

[copper hawk]

Yah

[hard nexus]

pawesome

[hard nexus]

lmfao

yeah it has very little damage resistance

so it’s easy to burst down

[copper hawk]

Fire and bleed

[hard nexus]

yarp

[copper hawk]

I got super lucky at my third drop

[median steeple]

just brute force it

[copper hawk]

To get rivers of blood

4th was meteor

[hard nexus]

raider mains getting shot in the head (it’s okay it only hit their brain)

[copper hawk]

Ive gotten a lil better w parrying

[median steeple]

there's only 2 bosses immune to bleed thankfully

[copper hawk]

But i should play another class tee bee aych

[hard nexus]

you’ll like sekiro

[placid fiber]

are we talking nightreign?

[copper hawk]

Yah

[placid fiber]

cause you can interrupt some bosses with some ultimates >.>

[copper hawk]

Parrying the bell bearing knight is fun

He's such a tough boss

[hard nexus]

play wylder, he’s the closest to standard elden ring gameplay, and his ult is a very high damage guaranteed stagger on every boss

[median steeple]

I LOVE WYLDER

[drowsy steppe]

we love rolling for what we want with rng

[hard nexus]

he does nothing but aura farm

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/nightreign-elden-ring-elden-ring-nightreign-wylder-elden-ring-wylder-gif-3444401700267463234

[copper hawk]

We got lucky w our stone goal to get that knight thing with low poise

That cralws on all 4s

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/jidion-new-hair-hairline-haircut-gif-17300094049299519720

[copper hawk]

W the hundskull helmet

[median steeple]

BBH is not hard idk why people have such a problem with him

[hard nexus]

when i play recluse and dump a bunch of spells into him he just edge walks at me as i cast at him

it’s terrifying

[hard nexus]

bloodhound knight

[copper hawk]

Yah

Died in like 1 second

[hard nexus]

yeah

they’re pushovers

[copper hawk]

I deflected three attacks and hit him once and his guard broke

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[copper hawk]

Super lucky goal fight lmao

[median steeple]

early game ER boss gets obliterated

[placid fiber]

In the wastes you also have +coins and tons of blessings you want

[copper hawk]

Bell bearing is cool yah meow

[hard nexus]

most of the evergaols are really easy, they have reduced health and usually are easy enemies anyway

[delicate shadow]

agony. thank allah that modded realm lets you get around it

[copper hawk]

He has that thrust w multiple hitboxes you cant parry

Or deflect i mean

It breaks your guard unless ur like lvl 10

[delicate shadow]

yea but wastes is all just working with w/e you get anyway, it's all gonna be rng just by nature of the mode

[drowsy steppe]

I didnt get into modded realms

[hard nexus]

even if u hold the deflect button?

[drowsy steppe]

I got 155 hours only in VT2

[copper hawk]

Kid named bell bearing knight

[placid fiber]

Yeah, you can't expect anything in the wastes

[copper hawk]

I like the hammer gladiator

[delicate shadow]

you should bump that up by a few thousand, trust

[copper hawk]

Yah

[median steeple]

bell bearing HUNTER

GUHHHH

[copper hawk]

He drains ur stamina

First attack counts as a heavy, everything else isnt

[median steeple]

he's my favourite enemy in elden ring I will not stand for this slander

[copper hawk]

So u get knocked back and lose all ur stam

But it's free hits

For ur team

[hard nexus]

also @copper hawk have u killed adel

the wormy lookin one

[copper hawk]

And u have juuust enough time unless he grabs u after the attack finishes

[hard nexus]

er

i guess jelly fish

[placid fiber]

THE GAPING MAW

[copper hawk]

The giant walking thing that spawns enemies

?

[median steeple]

don't you mean Auger

[hard nexus]

oh wrong name then

[obtuse garnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/645425875554402305/942840403147751494/875489267315515432-1.gif?=&width=32&height=32

[drowsy steppe]

listen Im already 1K hours into one tide game

[hard nexus]

i’m thinking of the one that drops nukes

[drowsy steppe]

sunk cost fallacy kept me going

[placid fiber]

Adel is the gigantic mouth thing

[hard nexus]

yeah

[median steeple]

not a hard boss

[copper hawk]

Troo

[median steeple]

has cool music

[copper hawk]

Troo..

[hard nexus]

super easy imo but very fun

[copper hawk]

His ult comes back super fast

I just like deflects in games

[placid fiber]

auger when everyone is melee:

[copper hawk]

That work like parries

[median steeple]

my favourite music from NR is Caligo

[copper hawk]

Like ghost of tsushima

[hard nexus]

get this bitch on sekiro IMMEDIATELY

[placid fiber]

^

[copper hawk]

And i like the samurai aesthetic

[delicate shadow]

TRUST

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-nightrunners-gif-2080059577132587311

[hard nexus]

sekiro is so peak

[copper hawk]

If the deflect mechanic was built into elden ring, that + the samurai drip id play that

But it's a random item u get w a dlc

Zigh ,,

[sterile stone]

Inkland encouraging bad behaviors

[median steeple]

just a bad tear

[sterile stone]

Smh

[hollow meteor]

I love you

[median steeple]

@hard nexus have you listend to Caligos theme

[delicate shadow]

all must suffer

[placid fiber]

If single player games and rpg games didn't fall off hard for me I would have loved dark souls 3, sekiro, and elden ring

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/ofergang-daniel-gif-25330530

[hard nexus]

it’s not too hard to get

it’s one of the first bosses you can fight in the dlc

[sterile stone]

They almost got me with Bardin, then I realised it's a crank minigun.

[hard nexus]

and you can access the DLC pretty quickly iirc

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-glorp-glorp-glorp-cat-nervous-gulp-cat-gif-6405647114975741623

[delicate shadow]

run around on ranger vet with the double barrel shotty

[hard nexus]

which one is caligo

[delicate shadow]

doomranger is a fun time

[median steeple]

fissure in the fog

[sterile stone]

It's gonna have to wait, FBC is dropping tomorrow and I got clan business to attend to.

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-edited-discord-ayo-sus-gif-27602799

[median steeple]

listening to it rn

so good

[placid fiber]

sniper, shotty, and pistol are all fun ways to play ranger vet

[delicate shadow]

understandable

[hard nexus]

oh then no, i haven’t fought it yet

i’m still on equibrious beast

[sterile stone]

You should come join the boys

[hard nexus]

i haven’t tried him too many times though

[sterile stone]

We gonna be out here shooting sticky notes.

[placid fiber]

If I didn't like range as much as I do I would run shotty on bardin more

[delicate shadow]

I can't, blew all my budget for new games for the next like year on surgery for one of the cats

[placid fiber]

double shot shotgun in the chaos wastes ftw

[delicate shadow]

and then my gaming time is being taken up by looking after the poor bugger

[pale sky]

Floyd is 5 years clean of fent

[sterile stone]

Praying you get that funding up.

[median steeple]

My best advice is to have a rev since she has good scaling, that plus madness incantations cooks him

[pale sky]

We should have a celebration

[delicate shadow]

4 grand maaaan

[placid fiber]

Double shot double damage shotgun on kruber is funny as wel

[median steeple]

the only boss weak to madness

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/i-beg-your-pardon-gif-25374687

[delicate shadow]

like I just paid like $800 the month before on my permanent residency

and then oops 4 grand down the drain on emergency surgery

[sterile stone]

Jeeeeeesus

See this is why I gotta make my way to EU

[hard nexus]

i main recluse, the main issue is just finding madness incants

[sterile stone]

That free healthcare go crazy

[hard nexus]

the madness eye u can find helps but

not a lot

[delicate shadow]

I'm on that water in my cereal type beat rn

[median steeple]

you have to gamble till you get madness camps or the event

[placid fiber]

the double ranged damage double ammo consumed chaos wastes boon is a fun time

[sullen forge]

Pet > Games always

I respect it

[sterile stone]

Not the bread sandwich diet

[delicate shadow]

well that's a lie I still have a grocery budget but necesities are pretty much all I can spend on rn for the next while

[sullen forge]

I'd dump stupid amounts of money to make sure my lizard doesn't have any health issues

[median steeple]

but one person with a madness weapon or incan obliterates him

sadly there's ONE madness weapon

vykes spear

[hard nexus]

yeah

and like

2 madness incants

[sterile stone]

I've got a decent funding.

[hard nexus]

and i’ve only ever found one

[sterile stone]

But damn

I'm too good at spending money

[median steeple]

thankfully it's the good ones

[sterile stone]

[median steeple]

Unendurable frenzy and the sniper iirc

[sterile stone]

I forgot who said it

Mighta been Anderson Paak

[delicate shadow]

yep, cat needed a bladder blockage removed and we just knew we were gonna be spending the money, no way around it

[hollow meteor]

Have your cat make money from mocaping

[placid fiber]

ANd when you don't get those you have to rely on people hitting the glyphs or using ultimates to stagger him out of it

[sterile stone]

"I'm good at making money, but I'm even better at spending it"

[delicate shadow]

the problem with this is he hates moving rn

[median steeple]

what we ran to beat him was a rev, recluse, and an iron eye

[sterile stone]

Get bro's cat doing Meowmix commercials

[copper hawk]

also i hope they change executors passive

tenacity is weird

and it takes like

[grizzled aspen]

You have a lizard?

[copper hawk]

an act of god to find a seppuku weapon

[placid fiber]

ironeye is one that can stagger him out of the glyph thing iirc

[hearty nebula]

i hope he is doing well aside from this :(

[hollow meteor]

Lazy (I'm glad your cat is recovering)

[hearty nebula]

man idk what we're gonna do if our cat gets like

actually sick sick

cuz he's got FIV

[plush estuary]

@delicate shadow

[hollow meteor]

dude

[plush estuary]

dont mind dorn talking

[hollow meteor]

What are you doing with a cat that has FIV

Did you not play Fallout?

[placid fiber]

Gottem

[hearty nebula]

no

because i hate turn based games & then the bethesda titles are kind of ass

[placid fiber]

Gotta love the huntsman gaming, I love that bow

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/golf-golf-swing-hot-shots-hot-shots-golf-everybodys-golf-gif-24780943

[hollow meteor]

Your cat will be responsible for the creation of super mutants

[hearty nebula]

good for him

though the timescale is wrong

[hollow meteor]

Not at all

You'll forget to change his litter box one day

Boom, FEV vat

[hearty nebula]

no

not FEV

FIV

[kindred belfry]

Redemption arc ig

[hollow meteor]

Apples, oranges, they're all fruit

[clever swan]

cat brain parasite

[hearty nebula]

propaganda

[median steeple]

God I hate the darkdrift knight so much

[delicate shadow]

yeah he's recovering well, lil bro is on a muscle relaxant, antibiotics and gabapentin rn

[plush estuary]

another one

[hearty nebula]

heck yea

[placid fiber]

vt2 is a perfect game with 0 glitches:

[hearty nebula]

can u tell dorn to shut up

[delicate shadow]

the classic spaghetti ragdoll btw

[delicate shadow]

LEGIT

[plush estuary]

2 blight stormers kept spawning outside pinging distance

[placid fiber]

They do that

[delicate shadow]

I'm just glad we managed to transfer him from the emergency vet to a regular vet, cut the cost down by at least 2 grand

[plush estuary]

damn

animal moment

[placid fiber]

Blightstormers are ass, they are the one I target first

[delicate shadow]

humans out here with healthcare but if you ain't a homo sapien society says get fucked

[placid fiber]

If you get 2 storms going it is hell

[plush estuary]

I'm actually going to school to be a veterinary technician

[delicate shadow]

BASED

[sterile stone]

There's health insurance for animals out here

Seen ads for it

Granted it's app based insurance

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-frank-reynolds-danny-devito-devito-this-fucking-rules-gif-5183842396850662955

[sterile stone]

So idk how reliable that shit is.

[clever swan]

don't they make pet insurance

yes...

[delicate shadow]

yeah it exists but it's 90% of the time total dogshit

[sullen forge]

I have one of these

[hearty nebula]

yes but usually mid asf

[clever swan]

average insurance experience i guess (that it sucks)

[hearty nebula]

it sucks

[delicate shadow]

basically we just set up a fund that we put money into for emergencies and it acts as DIY insurance

[hearty nebula]

you're better off just paying out of pocket typically

[sterile stone]

Damn is his name Thomas

He looks like a Thomas

[delicate shadow]

also our cats are rescues so they'd get fucked on premiums anyway

[merry flume]

i pray to the lord every day that i have tricare

[sterile stone]

Crazy how you gotta put a price tag on a life.

[sullen forge]

I kept with Greek names cause my first one was named Venus, she passed cause she was old and now he's named Minos

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[delicate shadow]

like insurance for humans is already a bit sketchy and you really gotta shop around for an actually decent provider and plan

for animals it's even worse to the point of being a borderline scam tbh

[placid fiber]

I got medicaid myself, before that it was pretty shitty

[sterile stone]

Mini Minos the mighty man