#zealot-class

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median steeple
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I love crown royal ! ! ๐Ÿ

copper hawk
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or u can just drink like

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screwball

visual stream
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My dad gave me one that tasted almost like chocolate

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So fucking good

copper hawk
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i think is what it's called ?

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the sheep one

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it tastes like peanut butter

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i got fucked up one too many times and can't drink it anymore lmfao

trail mantle
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any of the IAGs worth using nowadays?

grizzled aspen
# pure tree

The fortune comes true if you eat it, everybody knows that.

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๐Ÿ™„

grizzled aspen
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To put it in ogryn terms (if this makes sense to you), vraks is achlys twin linked, agripinaa is gorgonum twin linked, and columnus is the dreaded krourk twin linked.

visual stream
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What changed for Vraks to be not only better than CIAG, but also for CIAG to be stinky

misty nova
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The name changed

grizzled aspen
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Old Columnus became Vraks, old Graia became Columnus.

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Why? Only James Twerkshop knows.

visual stream
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Oh, right

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I forgot that affected IAGs too

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I still don't know which mark my favorite recon is

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Other than that it's brown

grizzled aspen
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The brown one is the cleave one.

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The best one is the blue one.

drowsy steppe
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tbf

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in the context of FR the Githyanki are quite evil kekw

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the tieflings are just refugees who are rightfully suspicious of a Gith

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the Gith are quite fascistic and racist

visual stream
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True, but at that time lae-zel had done nothing wrong

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Regardless of the overall race's culture, this individual is the victim right now, even if the tieflings are just refugees being silly

drowsy steppe
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Zorru was a survivor of Githyanki ambush

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and he's absolutely terrified when you bring Lae'zel to the guy. Guess what Lae'zel wants to do to him kekw

spring fractal
clever swan
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ur game looks a little glip glorped up

visual stream
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As someone whose first impression of the gith was BG3, I didn't know Lae-Zel was a cruel person until after that interaction

drowsy steppe
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she strikes me as pragmatic during the nautiloid but it wasnt til inside the grove I see just how cruel she can be

acoustic dune
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My mind is reguessing

spring fractal
acoustic dune
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My temper is tempting me to go loco

acoustic dune
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I am on the brink of insanity

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So I must ask

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Chat is this real

trail mantle
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there any particular combos on the mk6 knife? currently feeling like the lights clear faster then the heavies despite the first 2 heavies being aoe

acoustic dune
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For single target

clever swan
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vet guide says

acoustic dune
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Ey lamb

clever swan
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yo

acoustic dune
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I am loosing it

clever swan
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why

acoustic dune
trail mantle
acoustic dune
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2 3sec animation is making lose it

clever swan
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my assumption without wanting to think is that the brackets indicate that it will loop

drowsy steppe
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horde clear is H1 > H2 > L3 > L4 > repeat

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push attack spamming nets you fastest single target DPS

trail mantle
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I see

clever swan
drowsy steppe
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or PA > L2 > H3

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L1 > L2 > H3 also works

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this is under the assumption Im remembering correctly that L2 chains into H3

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hey thats what testing in the psykh is for ๐Ÿ™‚

trail mantle
drowsy steppe
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nice

acoustic dune
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my grip on reality is hinge on my smth

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idk what

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but tis smth

clever swan
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(smartwaffle.gif)

acoustic dune
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i need music

drowsy steppe
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Special > attack input also nets you an attack with the same damage profile as an H3

acoustic dune
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ill prob listen to more frank sinatra

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at 5 am in the morning

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while singing

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be damn the poor fool whom leave next to me

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i need cat pets

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n coffee

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i think my heart is gone

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me right now

drowsy steppe
acoustic dune
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i need to pet smth

clever swan
drowsy steppe
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find the cat

spare talon
heady rapids
acoustic dune
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i will now will in the will to will

acoustic dune
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dbz style

heady rapids
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cooked

acoustic dune
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i am now will

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smith

pale escarp
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could someone explain why chorus has such a delay to activate

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there are some points i will push and it will not activate and i have to push 5 more times

pale escarp
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gasshark

clever swan
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variousadjectiverandomorganism

grizzled aspen
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Obesefish.

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Fartshack.

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The list goes on.

heady rapids
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@acoustic dune funny thing I also have my project due in a couple hours

acoustic dune
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mine is a animated work

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and i have 2 3second scene to finish

heady rapids
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yes I have to present it

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and then go work

acoustic dune
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i am pretty sure i am lucid

heady rapids
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I had no sleep today and I'm like losing my mind lowkey

hollow vector
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Is it a hot take to say that all the one sleeved one shouldwr pauldron with candles on it chest cosmetics look like ass

heady rapids
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you know when you close your eyes and it feels like shits not real and you're in a videogame or something

acoustic dune
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i am blasting music so i concentrate

heady rapids
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and you need to do tasks to wake up

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or is it just me

acoustic dune
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thats what i am doing right now

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while downing coffee

hollow vector
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Like all 3 of the chest pieces in the shop rn look so dog KEKW_ogryn

acoustic dune
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ill prob get a cold shower like right now

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and down more coffee

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its 7 am now

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i had breakfast at 3 am today

heady rapids
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and start dissociating

acoustic dune
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Crazy

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That's how the long mustache man draw

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Salvador

acoustic dune
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This man legit paint half lucid

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To get his work coreect

heady rapids
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mimimi zzzz

acoustic dune
heady rapids
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I close my eyes and see darktide

acoustic dune
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O god I just remenber when I force myself to sleep

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Like the third time I slept in a row

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I have a paralysis dream

fossil crag
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do you guys know a website where we can see the havoc map and modifier rotations?

plush estuary
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havoc 40 ready

ivory marlin
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Not religious but ima start praying for you

jagged cradle
plush estuary
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died to 1st crusher

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sad

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jumped instead of dodged

sullen forge
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I love video game glitches

plush estuary
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jumpscare

carmine falcon
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ZA WARODU

acoustic dune
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However

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I can't tell

lucid pagoda
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i have been trying to use throwing knives and they are so awkward. I hate them so much. I would rather wait for the weapon swap time to pull out my gun.
I have to hit a headshot without a crosshair with an arcing projectile. I would much rather use real sights.
it feels so bad because it means my blitz is borderline useless when I could be using stun or fire grenades.

spare talon
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dont you have a melee crosshair

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and also the arch only really matters if youre throwing it REALLLYYY far

north sedge
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Use other nades if you want, nothing wrong with that

lucid pagoda
lucid pagoda
spare talon
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idk

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i do

lucid pagoda
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wehere. i cant seem it

clever swan
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there is a "center dot" option

spare talon
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hold on
i cant really show the full screen lol

lucid pagoda
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I dont wanna turn on melee crosshair just for throwing knives

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I just have to accept that I can never play high level zealot

clever swan
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it's a tiny little thing

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guess so

spare talon
north sedge
lucid pagoda
spare talon
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this is me looking directly at a wall

clever swan
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there's a mod for crosshair stuff

clever swan
lucid pagoda
clever swan
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what do you want

spare talon
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have you tried?\

lucid pagoda
clever swan
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throwing knives are replenishable and have high damage. plus your ranged may or may not have relevant blessings or perks to use tknife anyway

spring fractal
spare talon
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just having them and getting used to them can take the place of what you use your guns for as zealot

lucid pagoda
# spare talon have you tried?\

yes. I have to stop. aim somewhat center of the screen. have the muscle memory to hit g and have it immediately throw the weapon instead of swapping to it. then have it hit them in the chest and do no damage

spare talon
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specialists and the occasional elite

lucid pagoda
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I just find the knives incredibly awkward and I hate them

spare talon
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then you can dedicate your gun to a specific other task that your melee doesnt do well

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hell you can even reduce the draw time of flamers and bolters with a throwing knife by animation canceling it

pale spindle
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Knives are on the best branch of the zealot tree, replenishable, and very useful at what Zealot wants to do

It's really hard to justify taking any other nades tbh

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Unless you are doing penances of course

spring fractal
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Knives are goated

north sedge
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(It's ok to not use throwing knife)

lucid pagoda
ripe quest
pale spindle
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And nothing in the game is worth wasting 5 talent nodes to get Sitgryn

lucid pagoda
north sedge
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You don't

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Just use em

lucid pagoda
spring fractal
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Invocation of deatg must be destroyed

lucid pagoda
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I think the thing that makes it the most awkward is hitting G

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I just wish it was an instant weapon swap

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hitting G to attack feels wrong

pale spindle
lucid pagoda
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thats even worse

lucid pagoda
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and more out of the way

north sedge
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Mouse button of some sort

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But also you can just use other blitzes, I promise you it's fine

lucid pagoda
ripe quest
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Bind right click to spacebar, then bind blitz to right click.

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peak gaming

lucid pagoda
north sedge
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They're not, and you can get fire nades and still have second wind, you lose one point if you path that way

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Stun ain't bad especially if you heavy attack alot

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Don't think you have to use knife because everyone jerks off to it

pale spindle
lucid pagoda
ripe quest
# lucid pagoda all the other skills are dogshit. zealot is unplayable above aurics for me

Stuns and immo are pretty workable, you can still path to any of the pre-blitz nodes if needed (often purge/annoint and second wind). Middle branch blitz talents are the hardest to work w/ due to the lack of a good toughness gen, so usually you just path Second Wind/BR, left branch can just take Vicious and be plenty fine but you can also take BR (20% toughness on heavy attack kill, no cooldown). Just some ideas to work with.

pale spindle
spring fractal
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My ability is Q

ripe quest
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I have blitz on g, my thumb hits spacebar for sliding, b for jumping, and g for blitz so I just peak gaming w/ my thumb

hollow vector
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I got melee hotkey on one of my thumb buttons

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Grenade on the other

north sedge
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I have grenade on print screen

pale spindle
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What mouse do you have?

rare laurel
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Any build suggestions?

hollow vector
pale spindle
pale spindle
rare laurel
pale spindle
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What do you like?

spare talon
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BLITZ ON 3

pale spindle
hollow vector
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Stealth zealot nothing else, stealth zealot stocks are through the ROOF BABY WOOOO

rare laurel
clever swan
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im starting to think i should bind the forward button on my mouse to crouch so i can slide dodge a little easierish

misty nova
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Blitz on Right Enter

pale spindle
north sedge
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Jump on f4

pale spindle
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Have escape be your crouch button

misty nova
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Use the arrows for camera movement

ripe quest
# misty nova Blitz on Right Enter

unrelated but in Helldivers I got the stratagem button on right shift and direction inputs on arrow keys. Also "right enter" implies u got a freak keyboard w/ left enter.

pale spindle
obtuse garnet
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darkest game

lucid pagoda
rare laurel
pale spindle
north sedge
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Don't need double cdr

pale spindle
north sedge
clever swan
pale spindle
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I remember when the crit CDR has NO COOL DOWN ๐Ÿ’€

rare laurel
pale spindle
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And it proced on multiple targets

lucid pagoda
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so if I wanted stun grenades what should I do

pale spindle
pale spindle
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Literally just a floating knife all game to the Heretics

lucid pagoda
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is something like this better?

ripe quest
lucid pagoda
ripe quest
# lucid pagoda i posted one I made just above

That bottom right stat node above inexorable judgement isn't really needed, could just slap that on anoint for free ranged damage or the 2nd ult. Bleed for the emperor isn't proccing often on a non-martyr build btw.

lucid pagoda
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i dont see inexorable judgement

north sedge
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Bottom right

lucid pagoda
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the pyurple you mean

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yeah i put it on second ult

heady rapids
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@acoustic dune I did it

lucid pagoda
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i dont feel good about giving up damage reduction

north sedge
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It's 5% you'll be fine

chrome wave
spare talon
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bumbum

chrome wave
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mr epic

plush estuary
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Now kisth

chrome wave
plush estuary
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He left you on read

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F

spare talon
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cuz im doing havoc

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someone just made a mauler i staggered red right as i started a rez then it overheaded me from out of my view

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didnt die but then they overheaded me again before i could even dodge from the block break

frosty herald
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Very balanced :)

visual stream
sullen forge
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Subjected to 1 full day of Rumbler Ogryns queuing with you

twin wagon
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May every boss be a BoN.

frosty herald
sullen forge
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shit is so fucking boring

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I completely get why Ainz avoids Rumbler players like a Plauge though

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Literally immediately DC the moment I see a rumbler ogryn

sullen forge
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Its not that fucking hard bro

frosty herald
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Sure

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Having constant bombers and an immortal melee loutenant isnt that hard

sullen forge
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if you're having to fight both twins thats just your team not knowing how to deal with LTs

frosty herald
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Not to mention the tidal wave of other enemies silent maulers and trappers shooting through hordes

sullen forge
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Just play more thats how I adapted to Havoc 40

copper hawk
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Heavy las pistol perks and blessings ?

sullen forge
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or Vet

frosty herald
sullen forge
ripe quest
frosty herald
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They should completely remove player modifiers enraged enemies and enroaching garden

sullen forge
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I think they should just add the modifiers to Auric Board to spice things up or another Difficulty thats a Gateway between Auric and Havoc

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but Havoc 40 is an insanely good way to train yourself

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Dead fucking serious I learned Taxes value in Havoc 40

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Its not a bad melee

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at all

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people dont know how to use it

frosty herald
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Putting havoc modifiers on aurics seems like a fun way to play the game without dealing with an unplaytested mode thats bleeding players

copper hawk
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Nvm vet

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Fuck u

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Binch !

sullen forge
copper hawk
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La la la

sullen forge
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Crit Chance + Flak for perks iirc

copper hawk
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La la laaa

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Crit chance ,,

frosty herald
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Doesnt laspistol have a base 25% crit chance

copper hawk
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+15%

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Kill this noob

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An oomf wants a vet build w heavy las pistol

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W voc

sullen forge
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Veteran getting a small (highly taxed) operative modifier

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Of 5% Crit

copper hawk
sullen forge
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And then stack it with Desperado and Recip

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Sudden infinite money glitch on Shocktrooper

copper hawk
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Gib build smelly noob

sullen forge
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Iโ€™d have cook up something

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You want Survivalist or Shocktrooper is my question

copper hawk
sullen forge
copper hawk
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Surv

sullen forge
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Zighโ€ฆโ€ฆ

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Okayโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ

copper hawk
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And shock gib me both or die

frosty herald
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Survivalist noob

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Play melee vet

copper hawk
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Gib . Me 2 build

frosty herald
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Now thats something thatl grow hair on your chest

copper hawk
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I be real w u chief

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I aint ever gettin body hair again

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๐Ÿ’…

sullen forge
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What melee are you running btw

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Moderately important to how you build Laspistol also cause

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Yummy yummy point Tax

frosty herald
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Cica being forced down a shitass talent line for free laspistol shots

sullen forge
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Literally

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Welcome to Vet outside of the handful of overpowered things it has

copper hawk
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Dueling sword

sullen forge
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Vomits

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Spits out a hairball on your couch like a cat

copper hawk
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Ur a shark furry

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Not cat furry

frosty herald
twin wagon
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Vet bad, vet bad
Vet bad since bayonet nerf

frosty herald
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If it didnt turn off on blocked hits

frosty herald
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Move it over to the right tree

grizzled aspen
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GET HIM OFF THE COUCH

copper hawk
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Watches u flop helplessly on my bathroom floor, divorced from the chilly embrace of the sea

frosty herald
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Its the perfect melee talent

copper hawk
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Stomps ur head in w my foot

tame mirage
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miau

twin wagon
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Another one for my collection

sullen forge
copper hawk
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My brand new 70 converse pride edition shoes

grizzled aspen
twin wagon
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Piss build.

grizzled aspen
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It's not really "moderately important," you're taking the same talents anyway lmao.

frosty herald
drowsy steppe
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gay flag shoes

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happy pride month

copper hawk
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I want to harm you.

copper hawk
sullen forge
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@copper hawk MkX or MkII LasPisstol

copper hawk
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Isnt ii the better one

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That 1

sullen forge
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Veteran can work with both

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literally just the difference of

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Deadshot fo today

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or not

copper hawk
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Should build take agile engagement

sullen forge
frosty herald
sullen forge
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Gets ready to send Screenshot of Surv Build

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Internet immediately drops

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You could probably swap out Desperado on laspisstol for Infernus and Perk to unyield if you want to melt bosses (this can work on Zealot also) or Desperado for Ghost if you want ranged immunity

spare talon
median steeple
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Secret ending if you don't

frosty herald
heady rapids
stoic thunder
solar gorge
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best boss, best ost, the time is ripe

spare talon
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because that is the niche laspistol fills

jagged cradle
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you guys actually use the lazpistol ???

pure tree
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Laspistol is good

jagged cradle
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yeah sure

jagged cradle
mighty root
primal scroll
# jagged cradle yeah sure

You need to use it a certain way.

  1. Use in in conjunction with a stamina curio.just like your melee. It'll make life easier
  2. DO NOT USE IT like a lasgun. It's not a long range body shot weapon (it can do long range, but its not optimal)
  3. Best i could describe how its to be played is run and gun. Run up close, shoot them in the head, use your special action push to create space, retreat, reload, repeat.

Should yield good to very good results

mighty root
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what have i become

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im using ft

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and i love it

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@spare talon sir please put me down

jagged cradle
mighty root
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carried another smite gaze from 16 to 33

primal scroll
mighty root
mighty root
mighty root
spare talon
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No its 4 am

mighty root
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weak

spare talon
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I have a class in 8 hours

mighty root
spare talon
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Im extremely stupid

jagged cradle
oblique grove
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anyone up to help me with the shocking stuff penance?

hearty nebula
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gimme a sec to load in

oblique grove
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zhanks

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game crashed, now I need a moment to load in

hearty nebula
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real

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just gimme a ping when you're in

oblique grove
jagged cradle
primal scroll
oblique grove
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been struggling witht ha<t for a long time

hearty nebula
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np

solar gorge
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alas

misty nova
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Was so happy as well ๐Ÿ˜ญ

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
clever swan
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stan makes his allegiances clear when he enters

hushed knoll
placid fiber
trim nacelle
trim nacelle
hollow needle
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smite + gaze? huh wuh huh

stone fern
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the new ledges in yard are all non hanging ledges

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btw

acoustic dune
placid fiber
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I blame Cole for waking up 8 hours too early

placid fiber
misty nova
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Basically infinite smite

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Prolonging the life of EP smite

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Or

placid fiber
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The smyker still getting 1 tapped by the crusher:

misty nova
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Warp Syphon reducing cool down of gaze while smiting

placid fiber
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Ngl, tho, that looks like something I would do

stone fern
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the dog pushed me

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and the LEDGE WAS NON HANGING

placid fiber
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Also that's not a yard, a yard has grass

stone fern
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๐Ÿ˜ญ

hushed knoll
stone fern
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phill is being dense

hushed knoll
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DP is a nice guy

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I think youโ€™re the one being unreasonable

placid fiber
hushed knoll
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What

placid fiber
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rip

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I heard the dog that time

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I blame Cole

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for this

stone fern
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cole stole my headphones too

placid fiber
frosty herald
placid fiber
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It's not a day in the darktide server without shade being thrown at Cole

carmine falcon
misty nova
placid fiber
clever swan
carmine falcon
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game is out in a day and i cant even buy it

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very cool!

placid fiber
clever swan
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relatable to arbites moment

carmine falcon
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but my hekkin preload

placid fiber
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The dark age of gaming... when you have to wait for it to release first...

clever swan
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i swear most of the times ive preloaded hasnt been worth it

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usually it needs to be decrypted and for some reason it seems faster to just download the whole thing

hollow needle
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yeah preloading is a fucking pain half the time

placid fiber
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The last game I preordered was darktide

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before that... I can't think of any

placid fiber
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NOT THE CATTERING RAM! WHATEVER WILL WE DO?!

misty nova
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Damn

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I don't got room for Firebreak

misty nova
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Gotta uninstall something

placid fiber
heady rapids
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last thing I preloaded was elden ring and it uninstalled itself when I first launched it

misty nova
placid fiber
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Meanwhile us pleb gamers who also have real livesโ„ข๏ธ have to take showers every day

violet hornet
frosty herald
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Firebreak is gonna be hella fun

frosty herald
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Not getting the deluxe edition tho

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Doesnt look that good and you can get an all black overseer set in the game

trim nacelle
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For the purposes of Haymaker, do the shielded cult bosses count as human-sized enemies?

twin wagon
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No

trim nacelle
static sky
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Will there be a Arbites class chat after the update drops? These discord mods better get at it. I have soooo many pigs in a blanket jokes to share with the world.

tame mirage
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omg its arbiter

pale spindle
static sky
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I only fux with the starburst jelly beans. Peasants eat jelly belly

tame mirage
trim nacelle
trail mantle
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Jella bens

pale spindle
static sky
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Time for a google

pale sky
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Can't believe they made the jelly beans woke and trans

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S m h

pale spindle
trail mantle
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What's the prefered dueling sword mark (other then to not use it, but I haven't and want to give it a go before a possible nerf just to see how silly it is)

static sky
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Sheeesh!!! The lore and history of jelly beans is deep AF. Definitely booked marked for future poop reading material.

misty nova
pale sky
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Knife is better than ds

misty nova
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We'll have to stop you there

pale spindle
pale sky
misty nova
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๐Ÿ˜ญ

pale sky
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Shut up

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Dint tell them

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Dont

misty nova
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It doesn't need agile

misty nova
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Like both weapons with agile

pale spindle
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Agile deez

misty nova
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Don't need it

pale sky
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Nobody said it needed it

misty nova
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๐Ÿ˜ญ

pale spindle
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It exists

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We can't just pretend it doesn't ๐Ÿ˜ญ

copper hawk
#

Glorp

trim nacelle
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Knife is best, because you can do this.

static sky
placid fiber
misty nova
#

@spare talon when embargo lift

placid fiber
#

A quote from Cole this morning

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He stole my quote

pale sky
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He's a malice player

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Ofc he's stupid

pale spindle
pale sky
#

(Kidding ILY cole)

placid fiber
chrome wave
#

cole plays on the hardest difficulty of the game- uprising mortis trials

pale sky
#

With a premadeofc

misty nova
#

red circle pointing to Cole
"Full of malice"

placid fiber
frosty herald
pale sky
frosty herald
#

Itl be alot of videos going over everything the class does

placid fiber
#

Without getting shot

frosty herald
misty nova
#

Yeah I'm looking forwards to dogless build

placid fiber
frosty herald
placid fiber
frosty herald
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Im just waiting to see what the list of arbites weapons will be from other classes

placid fiber
#

we already know about shieldbiter

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the new shieldgryn

hushed knoll
placid fiber
pale spindle
placid fiber
misty nova
#

Takis addiction

hushed knoll
#

Takis suck

placid fiber
#

I have never tried them, nor have I wanted to

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besides my guilty pleasures are cheez its and cheetos

placid fiber
#

Tho the fully loaded taco flavored doritos were pretty good

clever swan
#

takis are so good

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but holy fuck they have so much salt

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that's basically why they taste so good though, tragically

placid fiber
#

the 500 grams of salt?

clever swan
#

yes

placid fiber
#

I blame Stan

clever swan
#

glorped up mcdonalds app. this is surely stan's fault.

placid fiber
#

@hushed knoll damn it, Stan, you made the sausage mcmuffin with egg 480 thousand calories!

violet hornet
#

That's actually accurate since most calorie values listed are actually kcals

clever swan
#

omg....true

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should be Calories i think

stone fern
#

no

violet hornet
#

Enough energy to raise the temp of 1 ml of water almost a half million degrees C lol

stone fern
#

should be watts

placid fiber
#

Simply just get a sub at jersey mike's and order 5x the veggies

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have a side of meat and cheese with your veggies

stone fern
#

bread veggies cheese meat? all good
put them together?! NO UNHEALTHY

placid fiber
placid fiber
clever swan
#

if you ask me fast food apps should be legally required to show you (at least as an option) the added up nutritional facts of everything you ordered at the final cart and should warn you if the sodium content is extremely high (for example). but yknow...

placid fiber
#

I mean if you are ordering mcdonalds... you already know the sodium contents are really high >.>

visual stream
#

What is sodium

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I live in America we just shove "food" in our greasy gullets

royal vortex
#

Sodium is that thing they use to keep the frogs gay

clever swan
#

more likely than you'd think

placid fiber
#

True

visual stream
clever swan
visual stream
#

LMAO

placid fiber
ripe quest
placid fiber
#

I blame Stan

ripe quest
#

The breakpoint is like 18% of the history component and 33% of the culture before they start dying

placid fiber
visual stream
#

Fuck bro

hushed knoll
placid fiber
#

I eat whatever I can stuff my face with for food

ripe quest
visual stream
#

Sodium is how you make them gay

hushed knoll
ripe quest
#

Yog would be distressed

hushed knoll
#

Exhillious

visual stream
#

Maybe the gay making thing should stop dissolving them

placid fiber
ripe quest
#

Return of illinois

placid fiber
#

Anything but illinois!

hushed knoll
ripe quest
placid fiber
#

Even detroit is better than illinois!

ripe quest
#

Detroit!

placid fiber
#

I had to google that to make sure it wasn't in illinois x.x

hushed knoll
#

Detroit is in Michigan

violet hornet
#

Is Detroit in the house with us right now?

hushed knoll
royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

SIX

placid fiber
royal vortex
#

me when i am illiterate

violet hornet
hushed knoll
#

Josho why does this happen whenever you show up

clever swan
#

no way stan didnt make that mistake on purpose

#

im on to you stan

north sedge
royal vortex
#

don't be on him. he's fkin dirty

placid fiber
hushed knoll
clever swan
#

im watching you from a great distance with binoculars stan

royal vortex
#

there u go

#

much better

hushed knoll
north sedge
#

Eat....more?

violet hornet
royal vortex
#

put stan on the exhillious diet

#

(spreadsheets)

placid fiber
north sedge
#

16 double western bacon burgers for a snack

hard nexus
#

microwaved hampster

royal vortex
#

i just accidentally did a keyboard shortcut that fucked with my discord ui (made it smaller) how do i undo that

hard nexus
#

hampter

royal vortex
#

wtf

hard nexus
#

hamster

hard nexus
#

itโ€™ll fix it

hushed knoll
royal vortex
north sedge
#

That's still too little for an adult!

violet hornet
north sedge
#

And I'm aware

hard nexus
placid fiber
hushed knoll
#

Also twice a week I snack or eat dessert

royal vortex
#

u are correct

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thank u

hushed knoll
#

Or what I want

clever swan
hard nexus
clever swan
#

so i think you gotta

hard nexus
#

canโ€™t smell meow without W

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LMFAO

violet hornet
#

Damn ok Stan just saving big money on groceries I guess

royal vortex
hard nexus
#

spell

royal vortex
#

like $300 a month

hushed knoll
#

@north sedge thank you for your advice ily ๐Ÿซ‚

hard nexus
#

okay i must go now

hushed knoll
#

I spend prob $80-110 per week on groceries

hard nexus
#

to the mountains !

royal vortex
#

i dont think u can climb

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
clever swan
#

bro just get a thing

hushed knoll
#

Now that I have a house Iโ€™m gonna have to not do that

clever swan
#

what in tarnation

hushed knoll
#

I have a soda stream

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I just choose not to use it

#

Thereโ€™s something about a can in your hand

trail mantle
#

damn these dueling swords broken broken aren't they

clever swan
#

oh, reaosnable

hushed knoll
#

That is magical

violet hornet
#

It's probably cheaper to just catch your own bees and put them in the water

royal vortex
#

he likes the sensation of giving his money to a corporation

clever swan
#

for shitty water too

hushed knoll
#

I like the feeling of smooth yet malleable metal

#

Itโ€™s not shitty water

royal vortex
#

It's real shitty water, true

clever swan
#

it tastes like static

hushed knoll
#

Itโ€™s legit better than still water

royal vortex
#

x

clever swan
#

idk what that is

visual stream
#

did he just say..

hushed knoll
#

Normal water

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Sorry my German came out

clever swan
#

like water from a fucking random pond

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lol

royal vortex
#

dude drinks out of puddles in the ground

frosty herald
#

stan likes wasser

clever swan
#

average stan water source

hushed knoll
#

In German you say still water to differentiate it from crabiqmatokw

#

Carbonated

trail mantle
#

Crab a what now

clever swan
#

but we shouldnt

visual stream
hushed knoll
violet hornet
hushed knoll
clever swan
#

english im talking about

hushed knoll
#

Carbonated

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C a r b o baby ed

royal vortex
#

at... omar?

visual stream
#

At Omar

hushed knoll
#

I give up

visual stream
#

CARBO BABY ED

visual stream
#

Is it minor?

royal vortex
#

he got it right twice and kept going

frosty herald
violet hornet
#

If a minor spelling mistake just set the English language back a hundred years, what will a major one do?

plush estuary
#

Death

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Death

#

Shrimple as

royal vortex
#

Shrimple as

plush estuary
#

Mobile double send Moment

hushed knoll
#

Soak

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I mean ainz

royal vortex
#

how

hushed knoll
#

Youโ€™ve reached your shrimple loner

#

Limit

royal vortex
#

wh

coarse birch
hushed knoll
#

Cats canโ€™t spontaneously explode

clever swan
#

stan cant even write

coarse birch
#

i fucking BEG

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

hello stan

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
clever swan
coarse birch
#

these days yes

#

there once was a time where i was a regular

hushed knoll
#

Why does your profile say โ€œsitting in ribsโ€

coarse birch
#

you said arco and i were sitting in ribs like 2 years ago

hushed knoll
#

Oh

#

They must be rotten by now

coarse birch
#

.

#

ok was almost a year ago not 2

visual stream
hushed knoll
#

Bomb

frosty herald
coarse birch
#

no im fucking yoshi stan

frosty herald
#

HOW DO YOU SAY SOAK INSTeAD OF AINZ

coarse birch
#

you said my name

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why would i be sweatbomb

royal vortex
#

sweatbomb

coarse birch
#

did you even fucking read what i sent

visual stream
#

sweatbomb

hushed knoll
#

Bomb

coarse birch
#

jfc

#

unreal

royal vortex
#

sweat bong

clever swan
#

stan cant waste time proofreading. he must send his messages asap

trail mantle
#

a sweat bong ๐Ÿคฎ

hushed knoll
#

I do not do the pot needle

royal vortex
#

?

clever swan
#

i do 10 weed needles per day

trail mantle
#

see when I fuck up typing normally it's just misspellings not using entirely different word

coarse birch
#

your not supposed to do it with a needle

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i think you need help at that point

clever swan
royal vortex
#

he also does it in vc

#

he's said some horrible things

hushed knoll
#

I am an English teacher

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I am a pro

#

Donโ€™t worry

clever swan
#

wherever you are teaching english is done for

coarse birch
#

stan was meant to keep balance in the world for all the people who can actually type but they over tuned him

royal vortex
#

You are the embodiment of America's failing education system

hushed knoll
#

See? English teacher

coarse birch
#

also not the word i used

royal vortex
#

he wasn't saying that

#

moron

hushed knoll
#

Oh

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Whoops

royal vortex
#

Mouthbreather

visual stream
clever swan
#

he's still right tbf

violet hornet
royal vortex
#

crayon eating level of analysis

hushed knoll
clever swan
hushed knoll
visual stream
#

Oh yes we are Smile

clever swan
#

you are probably right though when you think about it

violet hornet
royal vortex
#

stan is oftentimes less accurate than an illiterate person would be

hushed knoll
#

I am a voracious reader

royal vortex
#

really tells u something

coarse birch
#

ok stan you can stop trying to impress us with your words we know the real stan

hushed knoll
#

Iโ€™m not trying to impress anyone

#

I am just speaking

violet hornet
royal vortex
#

he doesn't like that word it reminds him of the 70s

#

don't get him started on the 70s

coarse birch
violet hornet
#

Ice cream didn't melt in the 70s and little cup shaped tortilla chips hadn't been invented yet

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

no viscous

royal vortex
#

He's trying to reference the Vulvalini from mad max

violet hornet
#

Okay he is definitely trying to spell vocational now

hushed knoll
#

Voracious is a word

hushed knoll
royal vortex
#

Oh, I get it, he means venerated

solar gorge
#

hello again

hushed knoll
#

Whenever lambda shows up I get a huge grin on my face

coarse birch
#

no i think he meant victorious

violet hornet
#

Stan has always been a volatile reader apparently

royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

Oh my god you are trolling me

royal vortex
#

you just now figured it out?

coarse birch
#

YOU JUST REALIIZED NOW

hushed knoll
#

You need to be stuck in a molasses tsunami

sage river
#

Tech priest class when

clever swan
#

if stan doesnt @ you with a loving comment he doesnt love you

royal vortex
#

when stan learns to read

hushed knoll
#

@clever swan

coarse birch
#

i feel bad for whoever stands behind stan because they must get hit with every joke

coarse birch
#

CTE is in their future