zealot-class

[solar gorge]

unleash the creature

[jagged cradle]

i hope you get barreled

[normal wren]

I did

I liked it

[hushed knoll]

Hello leggy bird

Hello Bush

[hushed knoll]

HI LAMBDA OMG HI

https://tenor.com/view/tomar-joshua-joshua-tomar-gif-18884645

[solar gorge]

big ears

[misty ravine]

I am once again asking for 1H Melee + Pistol, crazy for a 40k game to not do it at all

[trail mantle]

the pistol swap speed is ment to be the stand in for that

as lame as that sounds

[ripe quest]

It was one of the talked about weapon concepts pre-launch. Was kinda sad to see it not implemented, best we'll get is the shield & gun combo for Arbities ig

[north sedge]

powersword + keyboard so you can review bomb while swinging

[grizzled aspen]

Bonk heretic, bonk him while he's staggered to get skullcrusher value, bonk him again to kill him.

[normal wren]

Bet

No weird combos?

[grizzled aspen]

Special h1 staggers the best, push attack has the highest bonk damage.

[north sedge]

wasn't like that then either, crusher guide in the pins

[normal wren]

No, it was just sort of shit back then

[north sedge]

no

it you just didn't know how to use it

[grizzled aspen]

For example, special h1 a crusher to stagger him, push attack will touch him once while staggered, then the push attack lands for the bonus juicy damage.

[north sedge]

it did used to be bad, but it was fixed well before orthus

[grizzled aspen]

It had slightly less killing power because it didn't have a power blessing but it was still really good.

[north sedge]

the guide tells all

[grizzled aspen]

The problem with it is that it has a skill floor for good functionality that most players do not meet.

Not that I'm bashing you, ofc.

[normal wren]

Swore it was after orthus but maybe Im going alzheimers

[grizzled aspen]

It's a little tricky to learn to use it correctly.

[normal wren]

[grizzled aspen]

(you just need to know how skullcrusher works)

[normal wren]

I mostly just dropped it for the other bad weapon, thunderhammer

[north sedge]

hammer is also not bad

[normal wren]

They buffed its cleave values

[grizzled aspen]

Doesn't mean it's bad.

[normal wren]

True

[grizzled aspen]

It's still quite good.

[north sedge]

they didn't just adjusted the dmg curve for the first few targets

[ripe quest]

Crusher is a pretty intuitive weapon. It rewards using the right combos but they're simple. Weave PAs into the single target rotation (either w/ a startup activated PA or just resetting on PA works well) as needed. Activated H1 and L1 are both good for CC in different ways.

[heady rapids]

@acoustic dune im almost there

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/shia-labeouf-clapping-theatre-gif-15313749163340250467

[ripe quest]

Crusher? It's just barely harder to use than the simple combo weapons (all single target lights/sweep heavies and vice versa).

[normal wren]

... some people cannot use combo weapons

[grizzled aspen]

The moveset is simple. Maximizing skullcrusher value is not.

[plush estuary]

LIGHT SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not saying it's remotely difficult to light heavy or heavy light loop, depending on what I'm doing. I'm saying it's somewhat difficult to maximize skullcrusher value.

[rocky igloo]

so i got myself a pretty wierd hammer. doesn't seem to be a rounding error or maybe all of them are idk

[grizzled aspen]

Most players do not understand they have to touch a staggered enemy to get skullcrusher stacks.

[hushed knoll]

Hello ice cream sundae frog daily reminder that you're amazing

[grizzled aspen]

They believe staggering the enemy directly grants them.

[normal wren]

just use assasin

[grizzled aspen]

This leads to people saying that weapons like crusher and mk1 shovel are bad because they don't know how to properly utilize skullcrusher.

(mk1 shovel can do over half a crushers hp in one hit btw)

[ripe quest]

Not really. Hit staggered enemies = damage. Trauma can be utilized if needed.

[normal wren]

how many hits does it take to get the full stacks though?

is it just special special bonk?

[grizzled aspen]

I dont even know if it's possible to do that before the staggered enemy either recovers from stagger or dies.

[heady rapids]

thank you

[grizzled aspen]

I think skullcrusher stacks to 8 stacks, so touching a staggered target twice with t4 will get you to max?

Don't hold me to that, though.

[hushed knoll]

@royal vortex when will you update your manifesto

[normal wren]

looks like it

[normal wren]

2 pokes and a slam

but gonna go test the damage at that point

[ripe quest]

the stats have decimals, it happens sometimes where you get a funky looking stat distribution.

[rocky igloo]

yeah but by the looks of it they all hit the max value when inspecting each stat

that's why i thought it was wierd

unless i need to start farming for 4x80/61's now

[heady rapids]

@acoustic dune need to send them somewhere with nitro so im just gonna show you these

fuck

mkv

nvm

[rocky igloo]

when the embed fail

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiwami-2-yakuza-kiwami-2-yakuza-2-slamming-desk-gif-7817746537201906733

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-whatever-go-my-go-my-whatever-go-my-scarab-tulip-snake-gif-5252117487006749308

[normal wren]

So did a quick test (special and light spam) with uncanny/skullcrusher

Only got 1/4 of the hp

But definitely not slow

[north sedge]

Uncanny?

[royal vortex]

#zealot-class message

[misty nova]

It's a shovel

[grizzled aspen]

5 stacks of uncanny, special headshot, push attack headshot.

[misty nova]

It has uncanny strike and Skullcrusher

[ripe quest]

Freakzilla over here churning out the freak guide.

[grizzled aspen]

You should do at least half.

[misty nova]

Two of the greatest blessings in the game

[normal wren]

[misty nova]

Somehow still mid tier weapon

[normal wren]

any extra things like superiority complex

[grizzled aspen]

It's not even mid.

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/suffering-pain-kruglik-are-we-suffering-swag-gif-21495600

[normal wren]

bring em down

etc.

(the extra melee damage node)

[grizzled aspen]

Lemme pull up my tree, it's what I use for exe stance. Off the top of my head I know I have the 30% weakspot node and rending strikes.

This is the tree in question, I have no other boosts to damage vs crushers, and the half hp threshold is without focus target applied.

There is a slight possibility that my brain may be remembering the crit damage value because of how often I'm critting due to reciprocity.

[normal wren]

it most likely is a crit

I'm hitting ~800

[visual stream]

Shovel with grenade spam build is so fun

[normal wren]

on the 3rd poke

[misty nova]

You're right
It's lower than that

Sadly

Also see if you can take at least one reduced stamina delay node

It helps with PA spam

[grizzled aspen]

Who made this?

I pray it ain't Path.

[normal wren]

think thats path

from the format

[misty nova]

It's path

[grizzled aspen]

Because I'm gonna have to really, really disagree.

[misty nova]

At the bottom of his Hammer of the emperor guide

Plz pay attention to lolololololololol

[grizzled aspen]

Mk1 shovel is like a lighter version of rashad.

It definitely ain't bad.

[misty nova]

Good luck discussing that with Path

[hard nexus]

it kinda is

terrible finesse except on PA

single target lights that don’t even deal that much damage

heavies that can’t stagger a rager

[grizzled aspen]

Idk, I run it almost exclusively. It's fine.

[hard nexus]

i run it a lot too

it’s just not good

[grizzled aspen]

But it definitely ain't bad.

[normal wren]

Special staggers rager though

[grizzled aspen]

Also I'm definitely calling that tierlist a giant troll because a fucking shock maul is above half the weapons.

[normal wren]

Path likes the shockmaul

[grizzled aspen]

Well Path is crazy, that thing is cheeks.

Both of them.

[misty nova]

I can solo havoc 40 with one eye open and a dclaw 1, no parry, no dodge, no block

[hard nexus]

it’s not bad it’s just incredibly mid

[misty nova]

That doesn't mean dclaw 1 is a good weapon

See what I mean?

[hard nexus]

mk3 evis reference

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-is-down-the-hall-gif-16217874748283718723

[grizzled aspen]

The adm's are good, the mobility is good, but the damage is just so lackluster.

[hard nexus]

yah it’s incredibly mid

it works

struggles most against bosses

but vet has guns for that

[normal wren]

But yet its in good

Not mid

[grizzled aspen]

Even with all the free damage talents vet can stack up, I still fail to see how it can be good.

[hard nexus]

shrug

idk ping path and ask him

[median steeple]

taps the "everything is good out of hav" sign

[grizzled aspen]

There must be some mythical breakpoints only Path knows about that I'm unaware of.

[ripe quest]

Taps the "everything is good if you like it" sign

just fuckin make it good it's that easy

[misty nova]

Special into PA insta kills scab rager

[median steeple]

so deep in irony you're not even human anymore

seek help

[jagged cradle]

you’re just a hater

[jagged cradle]

a hater that’s right for the most part

[normal wren]

maybe he is just severely invested in stunning bulwarks

[hard nexus]

i forgot what the indignatus smaul PA is

[hard nexus]

what is it

[grizzled aspen]

Smaul needs some serious damage tuneups for me to consider it good, though.

Like, I like mk3 evisc, but it needs a LOT of help.

[median steeple]

what a sad sad weapon

[grizzled aspen]

I can't be asked to run it anymore now that we have relic blades.

[median steeple]

hopefully the dominator maul for arbites is better lmao

[ripe quest]

Maybe I'm just the realest human to ever exist. Indominable human spirit mfs when asked to make the worst build in existence work in h40

[jagged cradle]

mk3 evis should stay where it is

[heady rapids]

y'all were hyping it HARD so i decided to build one and thought i got trolled immediately

[normal wren]

they should give revs iframes

or shorten the amount of stick time

[hearty nebula]

hell yea we got small woodland creatures in the back yard

winning

[royal vortex]

i am not a freakzilla

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hungry-gif-3837368692231398082

[median steeple]

whimsy

[hearty nebula]

false

[misty nova]

It's like a sweep iirc

Agni is an uppercut

Iirc

[grizzled aspen]

@hearty nebula vt2?

[hearty nebula]

not rn

food

[grizzled aspen]

Real gamers dont need food, smh.

[median steeple]

feeding tube

[ripe quest]

mm, just kinda needs a vague re-look at by someone who likes the machine spirit in the Shock Mauls. They're really really close to having a cohesive feel, imo the special attack and blessings being a priority issue.

Mk III Evis just kinda is a relic of a simpler time. That thing is fixed with someone brain-pilled looking at the special rev mechanics and an overall update to cleave profiles to bring it in line with other weapons (Mk XV Evis could use getting its lights fixed and looked at too).

[ripe quest]

True! My appleologies.

[median steeple]

appolocheeze

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/my-apologies-cheese-kitty-cat-sorry-my-bad-gif-1026852287997442026

[royal vortex]

deal with it #zealot-class message

[hearty nebula]

nah

ur freakzilla prime

[royal vortex]

i know many people worse than me

[plush estuary]

oops wrong channel

[placid fiber]

True, we aren't important enough for you anymore

[plush estuary]

was meant for assail propaganda

gaze gaming

[green yacht]

assail dn

[jagged cradle]

hey ainz quick question

[plush estuary]

yes?

[jagged cradle]

you know how unyielding and carapace are also an option on crusher what break points do i get?

[plush estuary]

It's not really breakpoints it just gives you a slightly faster crusher TTK while lowering every other TTK since flak is so common

I think carapace isn't worth since only crushers have carapace that's worthwhile to hit (maulers sometimes) and you are going to use Fury to kill them already

And crushers aren't much threat with crusher

With the stagger and mobility you have

[jagged cradle]

same goes for unyielding i presume?

[plush estuary]

Unyielding is mainly for bulwarks and reaper TTK since then stacking up is more threat cause they open more threat compared to crushers in my opinion

And it helps a bit with bosses

Iirc crusher also already has decent unyielding so multiplying makes it even do more damage compared to if you added carapace

Since it doesn't multiply much

But hey, someone could probably bring up the numbers

But flak/unyielding works on like every melee weapon in the game

Outside ones with BM

[visual stream]

Evis having a tiny cleave damage cap reminds me of when Ironhelm used to have three poxwalkers' worth of activated cleave

[jagged cradle]

very insightful thank you ainz

[heady rapids]

ainz would you rather have a loner son or a smite daughter

[plush estuary]

Loner

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-whatever-go-my-go-my-whatever-go-my-scarab-tulip-snake-gif-5252117487006749308

[royal vortex]

none of the variations of that meme have been anywhere close to the original

it's sad

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-gif-22511661

[jagged cradle]

creatures

[frosty herald]

new havoc is fundamentally broken

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164838809641426944/1383916026252759110/f921589f2c0695fc5b16b6caab6d7965.mp4?ex=685087bc&is=684f363c&hm=e38ba4a1155c6776dc1e18c027b427ce0790a8b36e0dd3877a7bdd317470ef2e&

[runic grotto]

wrong

new havoc is fundamentally broken

[median steeple]

esoteric tree

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164838809641426944/1383916277785039029/d7b56c7ffdaaf084f1c78d88ec18260b.mp4?ex=685087f8&is=684f3678&hm=bdb763a4733011dced552dd76ae63191554663d550a7f43b74e7cad869a5a100&

walk them down and steal they za

granny does NOT know what that means

[oblique grove]

anyone have some hints on how to do the shocking stuff penance? i am failing miserably so far

[plush estuary]

join me

ah, in mission

[ripe quest]

Cara is just going to be for boosting the single target rotation into Crushers and Maulers. It's neat but you don't really need it, elites would be a better stand-in if needed (a literal smidge of damage grants the same default breakpoints). Unyielding helps vs. boss TTK and Bulwark kills. Boss damage alone makes it appealing. Neither will be granting 1-2 hit breakpoints on any applicable enemy, but they'll bring down hits to kill by 1 for Crushers, Maulers, and Bulwarks/Reapers by default.

[plush estuary]

but flamer, another zealot to throw stuns

[runic grotto]

You get a heavy blade, wait for a poxer horde, make them stack in a single spot and do the penance

Or flamer

I did it with a turtolsky

[oblique grove]

okay thanks, if you're up for it I will join you after the mission

ready now

[plush estuary]

apologies, helping someone else. But if you are on later today or another day I can help

it won't take long to finish that penance

[royal vortex]

that last sentence is not strictly speaking true. unyielding as a perk guarantees a h1 bc two-shot on bulwarks that is otherwise conditional if you don't have purge the unclean

[oblique grove]

sounds good

[plush estuary]

try with flamer and another zealot to running stun grenades

[royal vortex]

(my own sentence is conditional depending on keystone and build choice technically, there's a lot of bad things happening that make manually testing bps without an external tool an absolutely awful experience)

[ripe quest]

You're talking about w/ Skullcrusher up yeah? That's true.

[royal vortex]

yeah

[gaunt roost]

is smite bad?

[misty nova]

No

[heady rapids]

its too good

[royal vortex]

it's bad in the sense that it oftentimes impedes fun for other players by being way too good at what it does

[misty nova]

Smite users are

[ripe quest]

Though like you hit that w/o +unyielding just by having any meaningful buff up. It's conditional but at the very bottom of the effort tier list ig

[gaunt roost]

rumbler but for pskyer?

[ripe quest]

Smite's good at turning a few aspects of the game off. Some people like having those aspects in their games.

[royal vortex]

bulwarks are oftentimes the first thing you have to deal with in a situation, they are the enemy most likely (besides bosses depending on activation condition) for you to be hitting without setup

can't really leave em for last unless pathing has broke

[heady rapids]

kinda except it doesnt kill your framerate

but rumbler is arguably stronger

cause it can also effortlessly kill anything

smite needs setup for fatter elites and does nothing to bosses

rumbler just needs everything but it has ammo

[gaunt roost]

is there a cosmetic hat like dukanes

[ripe quest]

I suppose that's true, though like even a Duellist proc or just building sustained assault hits that BP (both only would buildup for the lifetime of 1 bulwark). Even just having Martyr up already hits it. If ur based you could even just sprint into combat w/ desperation. Like it's very easy to hit it is what I'm saying, and it frees the perk slot. Though you do get the boss damage and that 1st enemy bp access.

[median steeple]

we have multiple commissar hats but they're all for vet

and they don't match her drip

[frosty herald]

they gave lieutenants a damage cap of 200 per hit

[ripe quest]

ye but drip cap of 300

[frosty herald]

cant deal any damage to em

[solar gorge]

I have this one

the only thing I feel regret about in my entire life

https://tenor.com/view/abysmal-dogshit-absolute-cinema-a-guy-gif-7719966734167801090

[gilded lintel]

Is there a really good boss killer/deleting build someone could share that doesn't use crucis hammer? (unless they made it not stop on a poxwalker)

[placid fiber]

crucis has a special heavy after using the special now

that comes down at an angle instead of from the side

That is a meme build, but, that showcases the different heavy

alternatively you can just use the dueling sword since it does stupid broken damage

[ripe quest]

Mk XV Eviscerator for Unyielding bosses and Mk XII Chaxe for Cara/Flak bosses. Run it like a normal Thammer build, use FotF ult after the first rev tick.

Alternatively you can just take the Ironhelm, special doesn't stop on fodder enemies.

You can also do a lot w/ Dueling Sword, Combat Blade, and Caxe.

Devil's Claw is a funny one too, parry the boss to death

[mighty root]

Relic blade

Relic blade strike down wif duelist and fury

Guh

Can I see that? What the max amount of damage you can do with it?

I remember absolutely destroying a dh with relic

[heady rapids]

No sorry

maybe tomorrow

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/demoted-russian-kid-russian-kid-crying-discord-mod-gif-23854964

[ripe quest]

mm it's pretty good for bosses but not really like top tier and it lacks swag.

Massive emphasis on it lacking swag.

[north sedge]

Crucis special also can cleave through one walker now

[mighty root]

Swag is subjective and urrrrr so wrong

I will make you explode

Big BOOM

[solar gorge]

yes

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-nuke-gmod-nuclear-warhead-gif-4295859807528629206

[solar gorge]

also it's an overhead too

so if a poxer blocks ur swing

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[jagged cradle]

@copper hawk

[ornate bone]

So bolt pistol if using the crusher- taking lethal proximity will also impact the crushers powered up attack? In the pinned guide it kinda reads that way

[ripe quest]

It's actually an objective stat sorry, 0.1 swag (it lerps to -0.4)

[ripe quest]

So the lethal prox buff (the internal buff it uses) is kinda dumb, it just buffs your explosions in general instead of just the bolt pistol ones.

[heady rapids]

I still could not tell the difference between lethal prox and without it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669129318806454291/1383816274764632208/single-eye-black-cat.gif

[ornate bone]

So almost better to take deadly accurate or run and gun

[mighty root]

Bolt pistol?

[ornate bone]

Yeah

[mighty root]

Tbh probably run and gun

[ornate bone]

Yeah. Killing gunners as I charge sounds good.

[mighty root]

I’d still do lethal prox

[heady rapids]

I do run and gun and puncture

hipfiring is fdffun

[ivory marlin]

Hello my favorite group of autism

[stone fern]

as long as you have puncture it doesnt matter

[ivory marlin]

:(

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-steam-steam-sad-gif-9524752141311518885

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[sullen forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1279574218950049814/diggin.gif

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/sloth-zootopia-slow-tag-stamp-gif-5368335

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[gaunt roost]

eviscerator fotf

[drowsy steppe]

game keeps cucking me from joining a 3veg

[gilded lintel]

What is the eviscerator build in question? I don't play zealot so don't know what a proper tree should look like for it innately :(

[analog ember]

the answer is always martyrdom

[hushed knoll]

Lambda how are you

[gaunt roost]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9f29fad2-b285-4bb3-91b2-fd34394b5e92/evisc-zealot-2

this is what i go

[grizzled aspen]

No TWBS, TRASH.

/j

[solar gorge]

the wheel turns, it cannot be stopped

[hushed knoll]

Canno’t?

[solar gorge]

I don't know why I spell it like this despite knowing better

[solar gorge]

it's engraved in my very being as something that should be

[copper hawk]

was trulyn't

[ivory marlin]

You should play nightreign

[sullen forge]

nothing says snoozefest more than getting QP matched with a Rumbler Ogryn

I love trying to play Evis III only to get denied playing the game cause Rumbler exists

[gilded lintel]

What blessings/mark to use on boss killin evis?

[analog ember]

just run ahead and take all the ammo. ez.

because you know they're going to be out of ammo in a minute

so you can just prevent them from firing for the rest of the game

[sullen forge]

See the unfortunate news is Boss killing and Evis in the same sentence

but it kinda matters how you want to build it

I just run the typical Piety Keystone + Shred + Perfect Strike

so I can spam out FOTF ults on the boss

[gilded lintel]

I was literally just told evis is the boss killing outside of thammer doing the 'fury after first tick' trick

[sullen forge]

I mean kinda- Relic Blade does its just WAY better

but thats just because its relic blade

and its strong as hell

[gilded lintel]

:(

[sullen forge]

Also Thammer is a one trick pony sadly

[gilded lintel]

Whats relic blade build then lmfao

[solar gorge]

I beat the last boss today

[sullen forge]

Cranial + Rampage

Cranial + Wrath is for Havoc

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/libra-walking-running-animation-meme-gif-8486700441120958718

[oblique grove]

still looking for someone to help me with penances please, preferably a zealot or 2

[sullen forge]

@gilded lintel Stalwart Relic Blade or IJ Relic Blade build is my question

[carmine falcon]

idk why my discord got stuck on this but mk2 has swag for days

[gilded lintel]

I've never used relic blade, I've been addicted to psyker gaze greatsword since release and haven't touched a single other build since. Just now getting around to trying relic blade

[sullen forge]

Tanky or Damage basically

but it plays similary to Power Sword on Veteran, and technically Relic Blade with its movement

[carmine falcon]

stalwart ftw

[gilded lintel]

Damage, I love aggressive

[sullen forge]

He didn't choose the stalwart build

weeps

[carmine falcon]

relic blade deals more than enouh dmg with stalwart

[sullen forge]

YEAH TRUE

But anyways

[carmine falcon]

and if u want true funny relic dmg go marty

[sullen forge]

IJ gives you more movement with it though tbh

Idk Relic Blade is that one melee where it just

works with everything its just that good

[carmine falcon]

yep

its like a generalist that is actually good at everything

[gilded lintel]

Cranial that good eh?

Also what do you mean by 'IJ' vs 'Stalwart' I can't find those terms anywhere on the relic blade

[ivory marlin]

Huge

[ivory marlin]

Still have yet to fight libral or whatever its name is

[gilded lintel]

Also whats a good ranged weapon to pair with it? Vraks? Revolver? Flamer? Bolter?

[sullen forge]

Keystones

you just get used to the naming

The purple talents at the bottom

IJ (Inexorable Judgement)

Stalwart (Left Side pathing Blazing Piety)

[carmine falcon]

honestly anything
i like pairing it with a weapon like bolt pistol or las pistol to run fast

[sullen forge]

Also I got one better

[gilded lintel]

Ah yea, I never liked IJ every time I've tried it

[carmine falcon]

but u can also just take a bolter too

[sullen forge]

Ius Shredder Pistol

[gilded lintel]

Vastly preferred martyr or piety

[sullen forge]

genuine swiss army knife for Zealot

[carmine falcon]

stalwart is the piety branch that gives u dmg reduction

over extra crit

[sullen forge]

And its fucking insane

stacked with the other DR talents

[carmine falcon]

stalwart makes aurics easier than heresey

[sullen forge]

Ogryn levels of just not dying

[carmine falcon]

you will get damagd more on hersey lmao

cause it never proccs

[sullen forge]

Truth nuke

LMAO

[gilded lintel]

Oh, stalwart is nice yea I'll go that branch for sure

[sullen forge]

Also this is what I usually pair with relic blade

if for some reason toughness gets shredded or need range

[gilded lintel]

This is the build I still have sitting from ages ago, what needs changed on it?

[sullen forge]

but Throwing Knives exist for sniping with

toss Master's Retribution

[gilded lintel]

But it saves me from dogs :(

[sullen forge]

Extremely situational

[north sedge]

that and disdain so you can get sustained assault

[visual stream]

What weapons are you running?

[sullen forge]

and you can learn to just dodge or block them

or well push them

[carmine falcon]

nah its useless
sustained assault is a must imo

[gilded lintel]

I still got a floating point

If I take out those two (That build had a floating point I linked already)

[visual stream]

Which weapon you use changes the advice for a few different things

[sullen forge]

Relic Blade

thats what they're building

[gilded lintel]

Trying relic sword, prob gonna couple with bolt pistol or revolver

[drowsy steppe]

who'mst've

[visual stream]

Oh I didn't scroll up

Yeah TWBS mandatory xd

[heady rapids]

i drop twbs with mk10

🦧

[visual stream]

I can see disdain value with relic blade

[analog ember]

only with mk2

[north sedge]

Extra point can be the ranged talent at the top

[carmine falcon]

twbs undroppable for me

[visual stream]

But not more than sustained value

[analog ember]

mk 10 doesn't need twbs

[sullen forge]

Its not insane value but it exists for relic blade

its nice

QOL pick but not needed if you need to pick better options

[carmine falcon]

heavy lights doesnt matter
literally not flinching ever = peak

[sullen forge]

Also I literally dont run TWBS with Relic cause like

im mulching everything in my face

If I get hit thats my fault

LMAO

[analog ember]

relic blade moment

[heady rapids]

mmmm... dorktide

[sullen forge]

honestly yeah you could do that

unless you want to go even more on the DR

then move the ranged talent at the top to Good Balance

[drowsy steppe]

stalwart for piety?

[sullen forge]

Stalwart is good?

Is there an issue

[visual stream]

Stalwart is good

[drowsy steppe]

just dont get hit

[visual stream]

I would prefer the higher crit side but that's more points and also

[heady rapids]

stalwart is alright I prefer mg43 myself tho

[visual stream]

Isn't stalwart

xd

[sullen forge]

Especially when you stack the DR shit its strong as fuck

[heady rapids]

med pen feels nice

[visual stream]

Higher crit for relic is more consistent IoD

[drowsy steppe]

like genuinely second wind is just strong + blood redemption

eeh scourge is fine for piety

[heady rapids]

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSk4YaXAS/

[sullen forge]

Both work

lmao

[carmine falcon]

stalwart + twbs =

pure fact

[visual stream]

Yeah

[gilded lintel]

Heavy laspistol, revolver, or bolt pistol?

[misty granite]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-patrick-bateman-joker-capcut-lightning-gif-12942689870829328706

why is the cat doing this

[drowsy steppe]

bistol

[heady rapids]

Will we ever get a light laspistol

or a medium

[sullen forge]

The stock one is the medium one...

[drowsy steppe]

give slug round double barrel shotgun

[gilded lintel]

Blessings on Bistol? Puncture/glory?

[drowsy steppe]

long

[drowsy steppe]

puncture + run n gun

[sullen forge]

Puncture + RnG

[gilded lintel]

Prob should dump collateral over mobility then? Or

[heady rapids]

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSk4YnAqu/

holy shit

[visual stream]

All three work depending on what you want them to do

[heady rapids]

@acoustic dune @carmine falcon we're fucked

[visual stream]

If you hate reapers take hlasp

[median steeple]

god I can't wait

[sullen forge]

you doing havocs or aurics

if Aurics then swap Wrath out for Rampage

[gilded lintel]

auric maelstrom

[drowsy steppe]

dump mobil

[gilded lintel]

Any reason in particular?

[drowsy steppe]

mobile phones

[acoustic dune]

woe arc be upon them

[sullen forge]

More damage, powered mode does enough cleave in Auric

Havoc hitmass gets to very high levels so horde control becomes difficult without cleave blessings or talents

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtu.be/izQQgLg9VXI Unchained predator Reject

[median steeple]

I love unchained predator

also between hex and flame is good

[drowsy steppe]

Unholy Siege's riff been living rent free in my head

[carmine falcon]

i listened to the entire ost and its not as good as mick's stuff but tracks like this are so good

[drowsy steppe]

https://youtube.com/shorts/I4SvNEfNrrE

[north sedge]

I don't remember any of the music from dark ages (partially how it's mixed so low in the game)

[ivory marlin]

Can it be the 23rd yet

[misty nova]

2 days

[ivory marlin]

[plush estuary]

3 days left

https://tenor.com/view/can-you-believe-guys-christmas-one-week-until-christmas-im-so-thriled-about-this-information-christmas-christmas-meme-gif-24202287

[ivory marlin]

Literally the worst case of next week

Cuz it is actually next week

[gilded lintel]

Hrm am I using wrong relic blade mark?

[plush estuary]

noi

[gilded lintel]

This thing is kinda mediocre as hell

Unless I'm just spoiled by psyker gaze greatsword

[ivory marlin]

Could be a blessing/roll issue

Or skill thats also smth that could be an issue

[gilded lintel]

This is what I'm runnin

[ivory marlin]

Idk blessings ngl

[gilded lintel]

Like its nice vs hordes I guess, but I take forever to kill crushers and such and the boss damage didn't feel very special

And I am tanky af but thats it

[carmine falcon]

both are strong as shit

are you using 10 or 2

with 10, u should be 3 shotting crushers with heavies

or 1 tapping them with a running thrust attack + fotf

4 shotting is more realistic actually

[candid cloud]

running/sliding poke is absurd damage empowered

[gilded lintel]

Ah so, I am just spoiled by psyker 2 shotting them lmfao

[silent gate]

Sped bois

[carmine falcon]

i mean if u want max dmg go martydom

im not sure what the breakpoints are but u swing considerably faster

and deal more dmg per missing wound

[drowsy steppe]

works best with fury of the faithful/dash ult

[grizzled aspen]

You're spoiled by gaze greatsword.

[tawny latch]

Chat not to sound like a meta slave

But the artifact is just the best power up

You mean to tell me I can instantly give my teammates prolonged toughness for a few seconds and the cool down isn't even that bad?

[carmine falcon]

fotf is cooler

[plush estuary]

I love leaving my damage up to my team

that will die to poxwalkers

[fair igloo]

The absolute rush you get to go on when running a crit cdr build and using a concentration stim with fotf

It turns you into a demoknight where you instantly refresh your charge after swinging 😭

[carmine falcon]

goated with the sauce

[tawny latch]

I have and always will be a team player, which is why I main Ogryn

If I'm not protecting the squad from damage at all times I'm fucking up

[carmine falcon]

i mean in this game you're so strong u can just kill everything

i dont think team comps matter that much unless you're doing havoc or very specefic aurics

[plush estuary]

all classes can do every "role"

there is no support in darktide

you either kill enemies or don't

[gilded lintel]

I should try gaze dueling sword then

[spring fractal]

i like reginalds idea of roles in havoc

Stability, Horde Clear/Pace Maker, Sniper, and Bosser

[sullen forge]

Do not.

You will spoil literally everything for yourself and feel nothing but hallowness cause of how braindead overpowered Dueling Sword is

[plush estuary]

nice idea but sadly DT isnt VT and all classes can do every role

[spring fractal]

oh yeah that's def true

any class being able to do any role isnt incompatible with this concept of roles

its more to do with "who is doing what" and "do we have our bases covered" than "what classes are we using"

[sullen forge]

Every class can do everything its just some of them can be ludicrously braindead at doing it

cough cough Ogryn

[sterile basalt]

I went to play BL3 while waiting for arbites update

[sullen forge]

My ass is playing DI2 on the side lmao

[sterile basalt]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/16499890990475650974/4D9A45B93F2E51AF2CC3E3173CF2E2355F44D572/

https://tenor.com/view/brushing-shoulder-black-filter-suit-gif-26850006

[sullen forge]

Fucking Minigun SMG

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/dead-island-2/clips/ku4GIpiUiJFaK7pmo?invite=cr-MSxlbkUsMTA3NDAxNTcz

Gore in this game will never not be great

[gilded lintel]

But I wanna, I'm curious how good it'll be (and I want to carry leveling friends on new class through auric since I don't plan to buy the dlc)

[sterile basalt]

Is melee in DL2 similar to DT?

[sullen forge]

Dead Island 2

But uh- Eh?

[sterile basalt]

Oh

DI

[clever swan]

interestingly the answer is about the same for either one

[sterile basalt]

I thought u were playing dying light 2

[sullen forge]

DT is better in melee combat but its a fun Hack and Slash

DL2 and DI2 but I can see where you'd get it confused

[carmine falcon]

dead island 2 gipping is insane

u can beat up a corpse until u reduce it to atoms

psychpath shit

[sullen forge]

My inner psychopath taking enjoyment that I just ripped the legs off a zombie and its still crawling towards me

Basically if you enjoy seeing the carnage you leave you'd like DI2

[sullen forge]

Kinda forgot the music choice they did for the game was also pretty good

Drown and Stay Alive

[visual stream]

If you're playing with other competent players, it's the most likely to be the most impactful

If you're playing with not competent players, it is almost guaranteed to do

Not a lot

FotF is also really consistent uptime in comparison

Even without a second charge

[mighty root]

I wonder if dying light 2 is playable after its many updates

[visual stream]

The story probably isn't unless they changed a lot of plotlines

[mighty root]

I was trying to 100 and couldn’t because i didn’t do a certain path and I ended up getting soft locked in a certain area

[visual stream]

Also oh boy, an opportunity for me to bitch about DL2

[sullen forge]

Apparently its alright now

I dont see myself playing it

[visual stream]

Why did they even make the first game if the second game is just gonna make it entirely worthless story-wise

[mighty root]

Dying light 1 was peak

[visual stream]

It was

[mighty root]

It still looks amazing

[sullen forge]

@carmine falcon Shit the second best part was the weapon combos you could do on DI2

I have myself a Mattock that just nukes everything around me with a chain reaction with flames

its so fucking stupid

[carmine falcon]

lol i should reinstall it

[visual stream]

It was the entire reason I upgraded from PS3 to PS4 back then

[mighty root]

Playing dl1 on Xbox then getting a 4080S and seeing it in its full glory really made me play it again and beat it on nightmare

[carmine falcon]

i played a bit on epic cause funny melee but didnt make it too far

[visual stream]

I looked forward to the PS4 solely because Dying Light looked awesome LMAO

Couldn't care less about other things until later

[mighty root]

I hope the beast has pvp or something to keep it alive

Dying light 2 had cool combat tho

[mighty root]

Guh

I love borderlands

I’m literally named after it lol

I was like 8 when I played bl1 and cried because some dude stole my legendary because I believed he’d dupe it for me

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-better-now-professor-membrane-enter-the-florpus-invader-zim-zim-gif-16452825

I loved flak

[hushed knoll]

Your name is Borderlands?

[mighty root]

Stan what’s your first language

[hushed knoll]

English and German

Why

[mighty root]

I’m named after a place in borderlands one

The first area you visit

[hushed knoll]

I'm confused

[mighty root]

FyreStone

[hollow meteor]

🤔 I knew your name was familiar

[hushed knoll]

What does that have to do with languages

[sullen forge]

If you're curious this is the combo for "Make status effect and then cause a chain reaction"

[mighty root]

Because you misinterpreted what I said

[hushed knoll]

Ohhhh I'm dumb

[sterile basalt]

fl4k is so overpowered

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/borderlands-flak-help-me-gif-18982343

[mighty root]

Nahhhh idk what you’re talking about

[carmine falcon]

saved

funnies shall commence

[mighty root]

I didn’t really like any of the other classes tbh

[hushed knoll]

DOUGH

[mighty root]

Only flak

[sterile basalt]

fl4k is the "I one turn the entire fight" guy

[hushed knoll]

Frosted Flaks ™️

[mighty root]

Crazy how ALL of his abilities are amazing

[sullen forge]

The two (well 3) most important things you need to do is

[mighty root]

Rakks, fade away, gamma burst

[sullen forge]

Contagious + Hazardous

[sterile basalt]

I'm playing fade ult + shotgun monkey pet rn (super early lvl)

[sullen forge]

the other is whatever combos well with your Status effect of choice

and the obviously supreme status effect

cause then it applies instantly

[mighty root]

I do like Zane some with his shoulder cannon and little drone

[sterile basalt]

also shotguns in BL3 are so op

way better than they were in BL2

[sullen forge]

@carmine falcon More detailed explanation on why so you can get why its so stupid lmao

[sterile basalt]

jakobs' shotgun in BL3 are insane

[mighty root]

Try the hellwalker with fade away

[carmine falcon]

yeaj ill be shitposting

[mighty root]

[carmine falcon]

its a single playre game so go crazy

[sterile basalt]

me when I shoot 7 times with my 1-shell-capacity shotgun before reloading

[mighty root]

You gotta time your shots abit

[mighty root]

Beast mode

[sterile basalt]

because fl4k has an ability where crit atk has 36% chance to auto reload the gun by 1 ammo

[sullen forge]

DI2 is multiplayer fun fact

its just I dont really play multiplayer

cause I mean like

I dont really need too

LMAO

[carmine falcon]

dying light was pretty fun co op

[sullen forge]

I'll try to get a clip of this thing in its prime

[mighty root]

I liked shooting cars into space in dead islands 1 with modded weapons

When I was a squeaker

[mighty root]

Fair and balanced

I use the horned skag to give me better gun damage

I used to rock shotgun monkey

[sterile basalt]

I haven't checked all of fl4k's talents

I played zer0 in BL2

[mighty root]

Shout out to bl2 gunzerker and krige

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-gif-12944899486400191725

@sullen forge would play zero in bl2

He seems like it

[hollow meteor]

Krieg axe only

[mighty root]

In bl2 I tried to make axton work

[fair igloo]

Do adventure and maelstrom difficulty havoc assignments level up your havoc rank at the same rate or should I do maelstroms if I want to increase it faster?

[visual stream]

I played BL3 on release and the mech girl felt horrible to play

Really turned me away from playing it more sadly

[sullen forge]

I did

I did the Kunai nuke build

[mighty root]

And bl1 I played Roland and Lilith

[sullen forge]

funniest shit ever

[mighty root]

I knew it

[mighty root]

Wasn’t it nerfed?

[sterile basalt]

kunai x5 + b0re

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-gif-5430850758035663288

[mighty root]

b0re was so stupid

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/dead-island-2/clips/kv4UuHKtWx7pVONvv?invite=cr-MSw4Q2wsMTA3NDAxNTcz

I present

the Fire truth nuke melee

[mighty root]

Couldn’t play maya to save my life

[clever swan]

you seem to be confused. or i am at least. idk what adventure is. maelstrom difficulty and havoc are different. you play only havoc to increase your havoc rank, not maelstrom.

except!!! if you have no havoc rank. then you should do an auric maelstrom to jump to havoc 16

[mighty root]

Or gaige

I never minmaxed on bl1

[fair igloo]

I have no idea how it works the party finder menu stuff is really confusing me 💔

Sadly I have to start from rank 1 because i played with some friends before finding out about havoc missions and they took me into a non-auric maelstrom haha

[clever swan]

you may have to press clear filters, not sure.

[fair igloo]

oh you're right! Wtf.. this UI is too confusing

[hushed knoll]

You have to clear all, same thing happened to me too

Just like lamp said

Lamp

Lamp

Lamb

[visual stream]

Lamp

Lamp

Lamp

[fair igloo]

🐑

[clever swan]

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-on-you-gif-25797108

[fair igloo]

Also do you have to use the party finder to find players in the mourningstar first? U can't just matchmake?

[clever swan]

for havoc you must use pf

it's cringe like that

[visual stream]

I'm a little glad you can choose who joins

Unless the first guy you allow decides to take the liberty of allowing every request for you

(why can they do that)

[hollow meteor]

So they can accept the H40 Book Zealot running 4 wounds, 2 of them being from the Matyrdom talents and the rest of his points into Piety, silly

[clever swan]

all builds are viable

[hollow meteor]

All builds are viable, but not all players can run them

[grizzled aspen]

They really need to make it so only the host can accept people.

[visual stream]

Yeah that

[clever swan]

the playing through a dirty mirror while upside down and with no left click on a trackball mouse filled with hair and dust while using Greys only, no talents, no attacking build

is viable. but not everyone can do it

[hollow meteor]

Exactly

You nailed it on the head

If it wasn't possible, Fatshark wouldn't allow us to play like that

[visual stream]

all* builds are viable (*=very few, scaling up to all with the more hours of paying attention you have in playtime)

[drifting wolf]

missed this conversdation nooooooo

[clever swan]

they really should just add havoc mortis. then they can keep havoc but kinda just leave it on life support as an aside

[visual stream]

I'm happy with Havoc as a mode if they only made ranged backshot noises more consistent and/or made the hierarchy of elite gunner > trash gunner real

[drifting wolf]

kid named gravity snare

[copper hawk]

kid name gooby gibber

[drifting wolf]

but no, fl4k was probably the most fun of the 4 characters in 1, endgame usually favored crit builds over pet ones but you could still probably find smth that worked there

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/animal-crossing-blathers-insect-bug-meme-gif-25053826

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/chiikawa-usagi-cockroach-gif-5998373961064243412

[plush estuary]

"fuck this, nope" - The sniper

[sterile stone]

Look who grabbed dead island while it was free

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-cat-meme-cat-cats-gif-10138630861828915286

[sullen forge]

I actually grabbed it when it was like on

what

95%?

a year ago?

I just got reminded I had it

I pity those who missed out though

really fucking fun game

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-on-wtf-surprised-pikachu-gif-19719769

Got me a good few games I'm gonna cycle through

FBC drops in a few days

[sullen forge]

feeling DT burnout atm

[sterile stone]

Dune is fun outside getting ganked in pvp

[sullen forge]

but im trying to avoid full burnout cause of Arbites being around the corner

[sterile stone]

Just feeling it now is insane.

There wasn't much of shit to be doing for a long time.

[sullen forge]

Ainz is 90% of why im getting into VT2

[faint vapor]

maybe playing some Darktide will help

[sullen forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1374399585073627299/rekt.gif

[faint vapor]

c:

[sterile stone]

Trade one fat shart game for another.

[sullen forge]

certain gameplay loops keep my brain tickled for a

VERY

[sterile stone]

[sullen forge]

long time

Literally LMAO

Greatsword Footknight is

kinda peam

[faint vapor]

big sword c:

big fun c:

[sterile stone]

I'm gonna draw a circle on the ground and watch you follow it.

[sullen forge]

Give me like a ball connected to a string and I play with it for a solid

10 hours

Look I've dumped easily over

15k hours into COD zombies alone

[sterile stone]

Do they even sell those any more?

[sullen forge]

No

I dont think they do anymore

either fell out of Fad

[sterile stone]

Hm...

[sullen forge]

or health hazard

fuck if I know

Besides you know damn well kids now are online

as much as I dont want that to be true

its true

[sterile stone]

Well I mean there's always youtube to keep the mind stimulated aswell

Just watched a guy eat an entire punch bowl of poutine

[north sedge]

out of fad? that shit was invented in like 1400bc

[sullen forge]

Fuck if I know, I dont see children playing outside in general anymore

its kinda sad

[sullen forge]

Bro I just listen to Lolcows in the background when im feeling down so I get reminded

well shit at least im not them

[sterile stone]

I did that til I got to Noah

Then I just got grossed out

[drowsy steppe]

theyre on discord playing roblox

[sullen forge]

Keeping up with NovaOnline

[sullen forge]

Also we call those who do absolutely vile things HorrorCows

[sterile stone]

That's the name

[sterile stone]

YOU ARE STILL HERE

I was trying to find your name for like a fucking week

[sullen forge]

The children yearn to make CEOs ludicrous amounts of money

aka

the coal mines

[drowsy steppe]

I just rejoined xd

[sterile stone]

BReh

Mans left me in the pits

[rain steppe]

Hihi zealots its been awhile

[drowsy steppe]

Im sorry archeese 😦

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-price-punch-gif-19248346

[rain steppe]

I have risen from the grave

[sterile stone]

The disrespect

[rain steppe]

To post the emperor refusing to let me die

[drowsy steppe]

I came in and out of this server like a bad habit

[sterile stone]

In all fairness

I've been in the dune awakening discord alot

[drowsy steppe]

survivable

[rain steppe]

Did infact survive

[drowsy steppe]

I yap in bg3 communities alot more

[sullen forge]

Look the more I learn about him the more I want them to suffer

[sterile stone]

I keep telling myself I'm gonna redownload BG 3 and play a random playthrough

But then I remember

That 250 gb download

And I just evaporate.

[sullen forge]

He says

putting up with modern COD

LMAO

[sterile stone]

Okay look

[trail mantle]

https://imgur.com/a/N2VzrXb

[sterile stone]

CoD has me with the sunken cost fallacy

I've bought enough battlepasses to justify keeping it on my SSD

[sullen forge]

I think you should stop doing that..

See im stuck cause Im depressed they keep killing my son

[sterile stone]

I didn't buy this curret pass, it's absolutely shit

[sullen forge]

(Zombies)

[sterile stone]

I might go back to once human for a bit

They're finally done with the fantasy maids pass

And it looks like we're getting a RE inspired pass.

[modern lintel]

and you IM cooked

[sterile stone]

English please Lieutenant Cole.

[modern lintel]

go play ur slopzone 24/7

[drifting wolf]

break the cycle

[sterile stone]

Clapped mind state.

You only play darktide

[drifting wolf]

you don't have to keep playing slop just because you invested heavily into in the past my friend

[modern lintel]

nuh uh

i played outlast all day today actually

[sterile stone]

That's why I'm playing Dune

[stray summit]

Go play a good bad game

[sterile stone]

I was considering Granny

Saw Caseoh playing it with Shroud

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3070520/Granny_Escape_Together/

Steam

Granny: Escape Together

On a dark evening, while strolling through a sinister forest, you accidentally witness a mysterious sight — a Granny dancing strangely. Before you can figure out what is happening, an unexpected blow to the head sends you into a world of darkness. When you come to, you find yourself in the eerie, terrifying house of Granny, from which you must…

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[sullen forge]

lowtiergod is probably the only other Lolcow I look into mainly cause I've known about him all the way back in like

2016-17

[sterile stone]

So I actually met a mod in LTGs discord

Bro invited me in

[sullen forge]

Bro

[sterile stone]

Shits mad funny

[sullen forge]

The fuck happened

[sterile stone]

It's just dude telling me how much he rages on stream

[sullen forge]

Mods

clean up the chat

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-mods-crush-his-skull-gif-2213796137681918706

[sullen forge]

Its funnier once you know he's 100% serious

I deadass went through a Phase where I thought it was all an act

till I realized he was 100% fucking serious

[sterile stone]

It sucks because at one point I thought dude was actually mellowing out

[sage swan]

[hard nexus]

low tier groomer

[median steeple]

mods groom this person and be bad at MK

[drowsy steppe]

low tier deadbeat

[drowsy steppe]

nothing changes much really

new subclass is alright

I just play it so much cuz its singleplayer RPG and fun and very moddable

[sullen forge]

She was 17 Dale

[drowsy steppe]

serious too with how hes boutta fuck peoples moms and sh

or having gay fantasies

[clever swan]

obligatory post

[sullen forge]

Slowly but potrudely

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/springtrap-fnaf-cosplay-frolic-sunset-gif-5136057121191098367

[sullen forge]

He is a Scholar

and then proceeds to make up words that don't exist

[drowsy steppe]

your life is full

you serve many purpose

you should

[misty granite]

neutralised before nightfall

[visual stream]

low tier child support

[sullen forge]

lowtierfadedodger

[visual stream]

https://youtu.be/qlMiVepOCqw?si=z6r6RJPzFm4qMjpR

[sage river]

Bad HDR looks like actual garbage

[drowsy steppe]

who hurt me?
your mom 😦

[visual stream]

"I got shit on? Yeah I did, and let me tell you how. Your mom-"

???

What did he mean by this

[drowsy steppe]

kink shame worthy

[sterile stone]

I'm still pissed we never got conquest paladin

Crown paladin is cool.

But Aura of Conquest woulda went so damn hard

[sullen forge]

he just says shit

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/jidion-new-hair-hairline-haircut-gif-17300094049299519720

[sterile stone]

Ohhh btw

[drowsy steppe]

the Conquest paladin as hes about to pillage and burn a village

[sterile stone]

I cut all my hair off.

I got a Cesar taper fade

[drowsy steppe]

cleaaannnn

Im at shoulder length now like Incan

[visual stream]

It makes me sad that I need to look at the wiki for every single vengeance oathbreak moment because of how the people in charge of writing those are so stinky

Unless I wanna reload at any random moment or cough up 500 dollar

[sterile stone]

Ayeeee

[sullen forge]

Bro I went from like shoulder length to near military buzz, this is what happens when it gets slightly hot outside for me LMAO

[visual stream]

I didn't know there were so many fellow shoulder lengthers here

[hollow meteor]

Everyone's hair is very nice and lovely

[sullen forge]

Was, then it started pissing me off when it was getting slightly warm outside

I might actually maintain just medium length from now on

[visual stream]

Real

I'm a reptile though so I welcome the extra warmth

[sterile stone]

I hate to cut my hair because it was becoming too unmanagable.

It's funny as hell because the moment I just all my hair

[visual stream]

That's what it was for me last time

[sterile stone]

The remaining bits all started curling up at the top

[visual stream]

I let it get to like almost mid-back before I cut it that time

Probably not gonna do that again

[hushed knoll]

I always get a buzz cut so then I don't have to worry about my hair

[visual stream]

Aww but long hair is fun

[hushed knoll]

A buzz cut is so underrated

[hollow meteor]

I like to get buzz cuts because my hair grows long and I can't brush it, but I usually ignore it until it gets hot and then I realise my hair is long as fuck and it gets too hot under my hats

[hushed knoll]

I mean I usually wear hats regardless but a buzz cut is so nice going to work cuz then I can just roll out of bed and not worry about brushing or styling

And I feel clean

[drowsy steppe]

I thought it was pretty clear cut. It has more leeway that you can kill NPCs more indiscriminately as long as you dont try to haggle or work with evil characters

[drowsy steppe]

tropical heat makes it worse for me

[pure tree]

https://tenor.com/view/fridge-open-fridge-yay-happy-bfdi-mouth-gif-4703377253970021148

[drowsy steppe]

shit gets super fucking hot during midday

[visual stream]

I've never experienced any oathbreaks other than presumably the first one you can possibly get in the game and then I never played paladin again because I heard people saying similar things

So maybe it was a really bad first impression, but man was it really bad

[drowsy steppe]

my first Vengeance paladin experience and my only accidental oathbreak was when I pledged an oath to Gortash

in hindsight, it makes sense. Why would the smite all evil Paladin wanna pledge himself to an evil doer and tyrant

[copper hawk]

I LOVE

ALCOHOl

[median steeple]

body acccy hol

[clever swan]

DRUNK CICA 12 HOURS LATER???

[visual stream]

@drowsy steppe So what happened for me was, Lae-zel is in a cage, the tieflings are being racist or maliciously ignorant at best and so are objectively the ones that should be taken down if it came down to it by that reasoning

I tried the one and only diplomacy check it gives you, so it forces me to either kill Lae-zel or kill the tieflings

For some reason, the tieflings who trapped Lae-zel and were gonna murder her, are the good guys

And regrettably killing them to defend her is an oathbreak

[visual stream]

Which alcohol

[copper hawk]

i didnt have a shot glass

so i decided to just use a normal 6 oz cup

and just kinda filled it to where i eyeballed around an oz

i had probably like 2 or 3 shots ? of whiskey

but idk

probably more like 2

and im just drinkin meowcohol

cider

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-whatever-go-my-go-my-whatever-go-my-scarab-tulip-snake-gif-5252117487006749308

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156135383726305280/1383398101825622128/crispytyph_-_1933608660892110970.gif

[clever swan]

average dog girl iq

[median steeple]

pawword

[visual stream]

Do you have any whiskey recommendations

[copper hawk]

all liquor tastes like shit

so i make mixed drinks

[visual stream]

True

[copper hawk]

but i usually drink crown royal green apple and mix it with cranberry juive

juice*

cranberry works with just about anything

hides a lot of the foulness of alcohol

[visual stream]

There was one, I mean one time I ever drank whiskey straight and actually wanted more