zealot-class

[median steeple]

Tonguing Aldrich

[grizzled aspen]

I hate both of you.

[hexed igloo]

Thank you, I try

[mighty root]

The health regen build is so fun to fight

[grizzled aspen]

I'm getting Ledo's great hammer and crushing you with it now.

[hexed igloo]

I'm doing stupid flippy shit with the legion gs you can't hit me

[grizzled aspen]

Then you're getting parried, idiot.

Use anything that has a combo weapon art, I dare you.

[mighty root]

Easy to be parried

[hexed igloo]

Yall r no fun

[mighty root]

Twin curved swords

[median steeple]

die

[grizzled aspen]

Abyss watchers greatsword, ringed knight paired greatswords, ringed knight straight sword, friede's great scythes, anything with spin slash...

[mighty root]

[hexed igloo]

Dragon torso stone spam

[median steeple]

Fuck you the best weapon in the game is the normal ass claymore bro

[mighty root]

I love twin curved swords

[hexed igloo]

+0 broken sword

[median steeple]

Zerolenny

https://tenor.com/view/it-floats-down-dark-souls-gif-dark-souls-zero-lenny-moonlight-butterfly-gif-15180411860535888675

[mighty root]

Sl1 build

[hexed igloo]

Fuck zerolenny this is a ymfah household

[mighty root]

I love both

🥀

Iron pineapple

[hexed igloo]

I hate the ai voice from his older videos and I hate his actual voice from his newer videos

[grizzled aspen]

Baemore, my beloved...

[plush estuary]

@hearty nebula Did you finish eating the dinner that kills you?

we got gale, so more leveling?

[median steeple]

It's not an AI voice you mongrel, it's fucking TTS!

[hexed igloo]

I've never watched a single iron pineapple video and I've never searched it either but I'm constantly being recommended them

[hexed igloo]

Tts pmo

[grizzled aspen]

Ymfah casually teaching me how to utterly destroy ds games while I eat dinner:

[hexed igloo]

Real

[hearty nebula]

I completely forgot lol

[mighty root]

Real

[median steeple]

Dementia

[plush estuary]

the dinner that kills you

smh

[mighty root]

Real

[hearty nebula]

i been sittin here just watchin yt

chillinz

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-meme-gif-23587927

[grizzled aspen]

Brain empty...

[median steeple]

I must do another tontis playthrough

[hexed igloo]

I have a friend that'll leave mid-game to make a cup of tea and disappear for 3 weeks

[mighty root]

Beast

[grizzled aspen]

Hey, look, that's me.

[mighty root]

Beast mode

[median steeple]

No one plays DeS💔

[stone fern]

im blonking

[hexed igloo]

Game sux

[median steeple]

All other souls games are rip offs of the true peak

[hexed igloo]

If you want your balls twisted play mortal shell it's peak

[grizzled aspen]

You should've fucking died there.

[mighty root]

Why can’t you play vet or soyker

[hexed igloo]

It explains even less than ds normally does

[stone fern]

i hate vet and i lost all ability to play psyker

[mighty root]

[stone fern]

i had FAITH

[median steeple]

Ogryn gives brain damage 💔

[grizzled aspen]

You are an OGRYN.

[grizzled aspen]

Drain bamage...

[mighty root]

It’s cuz you smell

[mighty root]

Owari da…

@stone fern play psyker

[stone fern]

i am become one with the ogryn

[median steeple]

Mark........

Bees

News !

[stone fern]

no im scared

i lost all ability to play psyker and zealot when the ogryn update came out

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-spray-paint-bug-eye-man-gif-21526624

[median steeple]

Just put on shriek and you never have to worry about anything

[stone fern]

i died to trash as psyker

[mighty root]

You never had it

[stone fern]

and i pulled the most ass performance on thammer my beloved..............

[ripe quest]

bro

[stone fern]

i know gosh but u dont have to say it in public

[mighty root]

Fun past time

[royal vortex]

bros its been centuries but i finally got a monitor with a refresh rate above 60hz

[stone fern]

61?

[royal vortex]

62

[stone fern]

nice

living the high life

[median steeple]

64 for his 64bit games

[grizzled aspen]

Fancy ass is too good for us now...

[royal vortex]

its actually 180 so i can turn the screen around

u know cuz thats how it works

[hushed knoll]

[median steeple]

Josho is bourgeoisie we must kill him

[hushed knoll]

Hello ice cream sundae frog

[royal vortex]

shut up colonizer

[median steeple]

Kill yourself

[trail mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946661851322789908/1009316500856918066/image0.gif

[royal vortex]

only if you share the noose with me ❤️

[mighty root]

Hi I’m a yakubain ape stand ready for my arrival

[hushed knoll]

Fyre I'm sorry I was sleepy last night

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/yakub-glaze-lebron-james-lebron-gif-7450672780557101522

[royal vortex]

i've been reading some of james baldwin's works and The Fire Next Time actually covers the yakub myth with far more empathy than i have ever seen

[mighty root]

Dawg you’re fine lol

[hushed knoll]

I NEED you to forgive me

[royal vortex]

it has kind of taken the funniness out of it

[mighty root]

@hushed knoll

[hushed knoll]

[median steeple]

I hate that stupid dog

[hushed knoll]

you called me a dog which could imply you hate me

[median steeple]

Why does he look like a ball of lint

[mighty root]

He hates wise ass dog

[royal vortex]

sometimes people call u a dog and it means they really like you

watch out. they are freaks

[hushed knoll]

Is Fyre a freak

[royal vortex]

i have no idea

[mighty root]

Narp i don’t hate anyone here lol

[grizzled aspen]

This is true.

:3

[mighty root]

[hushed knoll]

[royal vortex]

[mighty root]

[trail mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1168995458681679883/1172328790379200635/PsychicAssault.gif

[grizzled aspen]

I will summon Dough to post more horrible things you've said.

[hushed knoll]

You can't

[royal vortex]

i will tell dough not to (i am in vc with him)

[median steeple]

His ass is not wise

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-cat-vro-cat-gif-17161343143756375842

[median steeple]

He's made of LINT

[hushed knoll]

I agree Ciaphas

[royal vortex]

I agree Ciaphas

[median steeple]

Thank you Stan

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/scoobert-dog-meme-human-mouth-gif-27485081

[royal vortex]

what are we talking about

[hushed knoll]

Ew wtf

[royal vortex]

stan is triggered by this dog

stan wants me to stop reporting everything he says

[mighty root]

They hate wise ass dog🥀

[mighty root]

Beast mode

[hushed knoll]

Why does that dog have furry human teeth

[grizzled aspen]

We want you to report everything Stan says.

[grizzled aspen]

He says horrible, funny things way too often not to.

[hushed knoll]

I am never horrible

[royal vortex]

i keep the lions share to myself (dough distributes)

[median steeple]

Are you gonna cut him up and eat him?

[misty nova]

Diva is up

[hushed knoll]

Tha fuck

[misty nova]

And no one is playing diva

[hushed knoll]

Who is diva

[median steeple]

played a single mortis game and never again

holy snooze

No subway surfers 💔

[misty nova]

The maelstrom

[hushed knoll]

Someone just called me an awful player because I chose to pick up a medkit instead of a scripture

And then refused to go back for it

[median steeple]

holy thumbs down

[mighty root]

Slam, slam, slam, slam, slam, slam, slam, slam

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-cat-vro-cat-gif-17161343143756375842

[grizzled aspen]

Uh, yeah? Next question.

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

Why are you being violent

[median steeple]

hateth me

wished to kill me

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/scoobert-dog-meme-human-mouth-gif-27485081

[mighty root]

That’s what that boss does

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-squarepants-angry-ripping-gif-25651719

[hushed knoll]

Suuure

[heady rapids]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/1933783537016320153

Corn's Emporuim (@CornPatrol)

Factory strider thrown into the sky by a demonic force and fucking dies

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jun 14, 2025, 7:08 AM

[visual stream]

God I hate factory striders

[visual stream]

Also a fellow creek caper 💪

[hushed knoll]

Hello leggy bird

[visual stream]

Hello Stan

[hushed knoll]

What is gucci

[visual stream]

An overpriced designer brand that people buy for some reason

[hushed knoll]

NO YOU DIDN'T

WTF

😒

[visual stream]

Is Stan a Guccier

Oh goodness me

[hushed knoll]

Why would you give the definition of gucci as a brand

What is gucci clearly means how are you

[visual stream]

Oh yeah I know I'm just annoying

I'm pretty good though

[hushed knoll]

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/627034802574589958/1193110489526439966/8b7c6e219ce56a91.gif?ex=65ab85bb&is=659910bb&hm=a7b08c6e0a7fd6c08e9a1711038f761d27f83bb3bbac8288c5e2f79b265e8078&

[visual stream]

Hyped to play some Dorktide or Smelldivers when I get home

[hushed knoll]

Lol Smelldivers just sent me

[ripe quest]

Smeardivers 2 is pretty good

[mighty root]

Anyone have the stagger bps for havoc 40

[hushed knoll]

What is bps

Breakpoint

Nvm

[mighty root]

Are they the same or will it take more to stagger them?

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-know-meme-bbq-barbeque-corn-gif-5331247451254075366

[visual stream]

Here's a pretty picture of the clouds near me please don't track down where I live from it

[mighty root]

That’s real btw

[hushed knoll]

[visual stream]

It's real

[hushed knoll]

NO IT'S NOT NO IT'S NOT

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

witness your dooooom

[visual stream]

The humble Jacornlope

[mighty root]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1288287202249408616/1328580520300249088/speed-2.gif

[hushed knoll]

DAMMIT

NO

[visual stream]

post this elongated muskrat

[misty nova]

Long rat?

A fert?

[ripe quest]

Outside of buffed enemies it should just be the same as normal.

[mighty root]

Ty

[brave cypress]

would've shot myself if rolling steel didn't exist

[visual stream]

Havoc scaling stagger too would be insane

[misty nova]

Path was trying to calculate them

The thing is

It's either broken and nothing changed

Or

FS noticed that it would suck and ultimately didn't add it

Only 4 weapons would break ragers out of their combo

[brave cypress]

artificial difficulty shit, it'll broaden the havoc weapon pool even more than it already is

[grizzled aspen]

I should play vt2 again.

[ivory marlin]

Ive never seen pregnant man reacting happen anywhere half as much as i see it happen here

[mighty root]

True

[pale sky]

The tannercord has more somehow

[grizzled aspen]

Who tf even did that?

I've never even met you, guy.

[ivory marlin]

It was fartsharter dude haven’t you heard?

[mighty root]

He hates mpreg

[ivory marlin]

Oh

[mighty root]

I’m pregnant

[hushed knoll]

Why is the mpreg react even a thing

[ivory marlin]

Sorry to hear iy

Hi stan

[hushed knoll]

You're not

[royal vortex]

Power word pregnancy

[hushed knoll]

You can't mpreg react me

[royal vortex]

thank you for supercharging my spell

[pale sky]

Uh huh

[hushed knoll]

No.

[hushed knoll]

Hi

[ivory marlin]

So much mpreg

[clever swan]

you dont want to know

[spare talon]

I was told tannercord was calling me restarted cuz I explained how dr works on the forums and they think im wrong

[ivory marlin]

Wild

[pale sky]

No, one guy was

He was corrected

Dorn killed him and ate his flesh

[mighty root]

Beast mode

[hushed knoll]

Tanner has his own discord?

[royal vortex]

discord microcelebrity status is achieved by being talked about in servers you've never been in

[spare talon]

Yeah but other people there just dont like me

[royal vortex]

this has happened to me

[spare talon]

True

[mighty root]

We should probably not talk about dat here btw

[pale sky]

Huh I didn't know that

[ivory marlin]

Epic_cole being a micro celebrity is wild

[pale sky]

But but my edrama

My

Internet arguing

[hushed knoll]

About what

[spare talon]

I am apparently a mediocre player and a tool, fun fact

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/chiikawa-usagi-cockroach-gif-5998373961064243412

[pale sky]

Fawlse

[mighty root]

Same I’m abysmal dogshit

[pale sky]

True

[ivory marlin]

Nah you are my and my friend’s carry

[royal vortex]

one guy who recognized me in the first ever darktide eu lobby i played said "dumb takes, dumber person"

[mighty root]

I don’t let people have fun cuz I kill everything in the next room

[spare talon]

Yeah everything i say is wrong cuz im bad at the game, when im right that doesn't count

[royal vortex]

it's one of the funniest insults i've received because of this game

[mighty root]

And I get called slurs and kicked

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/roaches-funne-games-megamind-meme-ironic-gif-24191984

[pale sky]

As planned

[spare talon]

So you can just ignore everything I say

[mighty root]

Real

[mighty root]

Sir yes sir!

[royal vortex]

thank you

[mighty root]

I’d like to duo wif cole again

[plush estuary]

meow to the rescue

[pale sky]

I'm finding my favorite hobby is banning silly billies f9r being silly

[mighty root]

This is really scary

Please don’t post that

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-glorp-glorp-glorp-cat-nervous-gulp-cat-gif-6405647114975741623

[ivory marlin]

Josho would you say you get recognized more by haters or fans

[misty nova]

Roaches in my bed? Guess you can call them

Bed bugs

[royal vortex]

is this supposed to be a cat toy

i am not a cat

it won't work on me

[mighty root]

Anyone else love eating bugs and critters

[royal vortex]

i actually had a few people be like "oh you're josho, i'm a big fan" and it was so bizarre

[plush estuary]

meow has escaped containment

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/mamo-eat-bugs-mamo-eat-bug-mamo-eating-bugs-mamo-eating-bug-mamo-gif-3032981109680588270

[plush estuary]

and is now meme posting

[clever swan]

holy shit chat just

[ivory marlin]

This guy is real and relatable

[misty nova]

Spider speech bubble

[royal vortex]

there was the josho fan club and the josho hate cabal fighting a war in the shadows

[pale sky]

Ogrussy

[clever swan]

chat just transformed into zealot chat's true form

[spare talon]

https://youtu.be/B7ExU0jcMhw?si=LpB71cNlt9y4rllp

[pale sky]

Tender, damp, ogrussy

[ivory marlin]

Im so glad im not influential enough to ever get recognized by a fan or a hater

[royal vortex]

all of my haters DISAPPEARED so do with that what you will

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/mpreg-male-lactation-pregnant-mpreg-monday-omegaverse-gif-10063336377489259743

[hard nexus]

behold the cutest thing i’ve ever seen in my life

[plush estuary]

cute

[mighty root]

I need to find the bug milk Reddit post

[pale sky]

I'm a bug

[ivory marlin]

All because of mpreg

[plush estuary]

I can't

[ivory marlin]

LMAO

[plush estuary]

this shit is so funny

[drifting wolf]

not again

[royal vortex]

true zen

[plush estuary]

I love party finder people joining my havoc 40

they are so funny

[ivory marlin]

Highest ive done is a 25 and i got wiped by a dh

[pale sky]

Lmao how

[mighty root]

We should duo haha 🫦

[spare talon]

Highest I've done is 4
That shit is INTENSE

[royal vortex]

it was actually really annoying when i was one of the zealot chat wisemen because i got pinged asking a bunch of boring game questions when i wanted to shitpost

[plush estuary]

Havoc 40 any skill level, West Coast Party Finder. 1 Spots

[clever swan]

i have a theory

Premise 1: The Darktide Discord partially affects Darktide (at least >0%).

Premise 2: The Darktide Discord has been changed fundamentally by mpreg.

Conclusion: The Darktide game has been partially affected by mpreg (>0%).

[plush estuary]

Malice gaming

[ivory marlin]

No clue team ran ahead while i was looking for ammo and the dh spawned on me

After i went down the entire team scrambled and fell apart

[mighty root]

Can anyone get past malice?

[royal vortex]

and now i show up say something dumb and disappear

as life should be

[hard nexus]

can u tell me exactly when to dodge this crusher overhead (time critical) (please answer asap)

[pale sky]

Only play sedition so there's no bulwarks

I hate bulwarks

[ivory marlin]

Josho arent you a playtester tho?

I know cole is

[royal vortex]

crusher guide will be updated by july 15

[royal vortex]

indeed

[mighty root]

Thank you I’m from ign and it’s too hard

[pale sky]

Pcgamer has some elite players, they'll help

[spare talon]

Proof fatshark doesnt know what they're doing
Both of us

[ivory marlin]

Jumping helps

[hard nexus]

let me in there…

[royal vortex]

press space bar after the rebar has caved your head in, then leave a negative review and uninstall

[mighty root]

[north sedge]

The pinnacle of my gaming career is when someone else tried to use my fame in ffxi to get some online booty

[hard nexus]

understood

now what do i do

what game do i play

[mighty root]

Holy based

[ivory marlin]

Download vt2

[hushed knoll]

Oh wow I just accidentally watched another tanner video

[hard nexus]

i already have it installed and no

[royal vortex]

the baby steps demo

[ivory marlin]

Or pre order dying light the beast now

[royal vortex]

we love bennet foddy

[mighty root]

You should play nuclear nightmare wif me

[hard nexus]

no

[royal vortex]

wtf

its so good

[pale sky]

How does that happen

[hard nexus]

play signalis and maybe i’ll play it

[royal vortex]

it has like 4 stan moments in the game

[hushed knoll]

I didn't realize it was him

[royal vortex]

deal

[hushed knoll]

What

[hard nexus]

that game certainly exists

i had my fun with it

[north sedge]

I wonder if there's any indication on youtube showing who uploaded a video before watching

[hushed knoll]

😒

[pale sky]

Are you deaf

[hushed knoll]

No

[mighty root]

[spare talon]

Stan is impervious to logic

[royal vortex]

He has selective brain function

[ivory marlin]

Guys imagine if mort was still here

[mighty root]

The dev team for that got deported by ice btw @hard nexus

[royal vortex]

why would i do that

[mighty root]

They’re back now

[north sedge]

Remember that time stan watched a video on YouTube called "pleasure down under" and was completely and utterly scandalized that it was a dude straight jerking it under water

[royal vortex]

lmao

[mighty root]

Sorry was me

[ivory marlin]

Just trying to remind everyone how good we have it nowadays

[ivory marlin]

WHAT

[mighty root]

Have you ever played with secrepmd or blackberry jam? Das my friend

[north sedge]

He didn't understand how that title would indicate something dirty

[grizzled aspen]

The ai overviews are always fuckin hilarious.

[hard nexus]

LMAO

pawful

[ivory marlin]

💀

[hard nexus]

narcissism portalpleasurer

[royal vortex]

stan is the reason there's really specific safety warnings on products

[hard nexus]

i feel like you’d mix the colorful chemicals under the sink

[royal vortex]

i did once

as a child

i became an alchemist that day

[hard nexus]

with that clarification i actually doubt that now

[grizzled aspen]

Listen, the under-the-sink mega-potion is something everyone did.

[ivory marlin]

Is stan the reason shampoo got instructions?

[hard nexus]

i think you were fully grown and mixed them for funsies

[royal vortex]

i kind of remember at least thinking about doing it as a kid

and i did a lot of dumb shit

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-cat-vro-cat-gif-17161343143756375842

[hard nexus]

whatever

how do you feel about these creatures

[grizzled aspen]

OMG HORSESHOE CRABS

:))))))))

[mighty root]

Those look delicious

[royal vortex]

they are beautiful

[ivory marlin]

What tiny and silly creatures full of whimsy and joy

[royal vortex]

also sentences like these are how i know i am succeeding in projecting the vibe i want

[hard nexus]

i want french fries

[ivory marlin]

I miss garden warfare

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/she-was-a-fairy-cat-silly-cat-dandelion-flower-gif-9530809526257624706

[hard nexus]

projecting

these nuts?

the crowd murmurs

[royal vortex]

hurtful

😦

[ivory marlin]

Josho you give an off putting vibe

[hard nexus]

he gives off a

[royal vortex]

thank you

[hard nexus]

vibe

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1246604447082352732/1365087464837877771/el_bobberto_-_1859743340524339703.gif

[hard nexus]

he certainly exists

[grizzled aspen]

One of the vibes of all time, to be sure.

[hard nexus]

me as fuck actually

[ivory marlin]

Much like a secluded wizard drawn very tiny where his face is just 2 bulbus eyes popping out of his hat

[royal vortex]

i've had a statistically significant number of people tell me they didn't think they'd like me at first

which is... uh... a win?

[mighty root]

Are women real?

[ivory marlin]

Hold on i have to draw this give me a sec

Its gonna look bad fyi

[pale sky]

Tf am i

[ivory marlin]

Fartsharter clearly

[hard nexus]

no im the only one

i ate all the others

[mighty root]

Thank goodness

[pale sky]

Ouch

[plush estuary]

so called "freww will" when pointy sword

[mighty root]

I refuse to say what I was about to

[hard nexus]

i’ve had numerous people tell me i have a “very unique personality” that was different than what they’d expect

and also have had multiple people say “it takes a very specific kind of person to be friends with you” so like

idk

[hard nexus]

mind you one of the people who said both of those is one of my best friends

so like

is that a win?

a loss?

a stalemate?

who knows!

[jagged cradle]

I’m so proud of you

[hard nexus]

it’s not my clip unfortunately

i don’t play air

[frozen kernel]

Bladed compliments made with love ❤️

[jagged cradle]

Awh that would’ve been so good

[mighty root]

We should pin this

[hard nexus]

i have some funny wt clips hold on

[median steeple]

You should....

[jagged cradle]

I keep trying to tell her

She no wanna

[median steeple]

Yeah cause evil

[jagged cradle]

True

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/red-baron-brick-oven-pepperoni-pizza-my-favorite-pizza-texture-hallway-lordsheen-invil-gif-14457257636326716897

[jagged cradle]

I mean untrue

Cyn in pure and opposite of evil

[mighty root]

She ate my dog

[royal vortex]

the alternative (being boring) is always worse just out of principle. this is a foundational belief upon which i create the structure for legitimizing throwing bricks at homeless people

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/war-thunder/clips/k85SuWjoSv4cSUpb0

this is just a shot i’m proud of

[royal vortex]

a close friend called me neurotic a year ago and i'm still not fully over it

[hard nexus]

i personally go for a more incendiary approach and throw microwaved honeybuns at them

but i get it

i see the appeal

[royal vortex]

do they still have the plastic on

[ivory marlin]

@royal vortex this the vibe you give off

[hard nexus]

no so they splatter on impact

[royal vortex]

this is beautiful thank u

wizardmaxing

in my TOWER

[ivory marlin]

Yeah i had to draw it

[royal vortex]

hell yeah

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/war-thunder/clips/k6i60hDyw2IM0BqbC

[hard nexus]

like a magicka wizard but with eyeballs

[median steeple]

Icky tank

[hard nexus]

that’d be a baller pfp tbh

[ivory marlin]

Thank you

[median steeple]

Hate looking at that fucked up creature of a tank

[ivory marlin]

Id be so good at art if i wanted to be

[hard nexus]

bro does NOT fuck with the starship…

[royal vortex]

metamorphasis

[median steeple]

No

[ivory marlin]

Im so honored josho

[vernal terrace]

one time i played warthunder i was in a japanese jet and its wings just fell off for no reason

[median steeple]

Japan #1 !!!!!

[royal vortex]

i have 200 hours on warthunder and i only remember the feeling of getting really angry

none of the gameplay has stuck

just the rage

[ivory marlin]

Do you remember my among us drawings

[median steeple]

That's nothing new to you since you're always angry

[median steeple]

I think?

[north sedge]

I once witnessed josho scream about how much he had to take a shit at the bunkered down bounty team in Hunt for like 10 minutes, but none of it reached their ears because in game vc was borked for him

[royal vortex]

see the trick is i'm not really mad all that much i'm just really good at imitating it

[ivory marlin]

Im so good at art

[royal vortex]

there's like the goldilocks zone of mild irritation to make the funny words flow

but u gotta sound really pissed off to sell it

[ivory marlin]

The thick one and the 2 kissing

My magnum opus

[hard nexus]

peak pfp

[hard nexus]

i live in that zone

i love acting like i’m uber mega pissed off whne really i don’t care

[royal vortex]

hell yeah

[median steeple]

Yes now I remember

[plush estuary]

ITS ALWYAS RUMBLERS!!!!!!!!!
SADKIJOL:GDHKJLSAVFGHKDdsaJKL:GDUILHSAKJFDUH:IYKASDIUYP:HKs

I WISH TO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[median steeple]

Tking in hd2 💔

[plush estuary]

"I love the rumbler"

[ivory marlin]

Imagine if i knew how to put my art skills to good use

[median steeple]

Yeah like drawing furry twinks for money

[clever swan]

[ivory marlin]

Or more thick amogus but sure yeah

[north sedge]

The rumbler is the gentleman's weapon

[plush estuary]

I aceppted a vet and he swapped rumbler ongrnm

*grammer

am mid

cspawn

fight

[clever swan]

rumbler ogryns are good at blowing things up (good and bad)

[analog ember]

jebaited

[copper hawk]

Kill all rumblgryns

[plush estuary]

yes

[analog ember]

i like playing the game, so bad

[analog ember]

pov: you're 30 seconds into the first match of the day, and you look at the team roster

[copper hawk]

Daddy

[clever swan]

you're in good hands

[ivory marlin]

Only ogryn build i run is gg and shield (i cant aim so its mainly just shield)

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/tommen-suicide-jump-window-game-of-thrones-gif-5620872

@copper hawk been playing more GnB and mfs can't stop hugging bombers

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[royal vortex]

the zealot chat keysmash is a lost art

brings a tear to my eye to see it again

[pale sky]

🫃 ✡️ ✡️ ☝️ 🔥

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/813597405042966558.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=soggatalk

[copper hawk]

Is bloxxing and STILL doesnt play w me

Sybau..

[clever swan]

so many roblox-oids

[median steeple]

i dont know when you're on ! !!

you've been rotting for days now idk what's going on

[analog valve]

Hi

[copper hawk]

Bro

I literally have the green circle by my name

All day

U have dnd

[royal vortex]

Harry dubois to the hanged man

[copper hawk]

AND ur randomly doin stuff

U HAVE 2 ASK US !!! UR THE BUSY ONE !! WE ASK U AND U ALWAYZ BUSY !!

U can see when im bloxxing

And i blox the same time every day

Astaghfirullah ,,

[median steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/971904116144095292/1298312105069514812/media-iv-text.gif

[copper hawk]

Now ur gonna either post a meme

Or groan in text

Ur next line is

[median steeple]

I'm never busy you stinky

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/khaos-joseph-gif-25078970

[median steeple]

I'm being bullied rn smh

[royal vortex]

Too busy COLONIZING

[median steeple]

evil cica and his SCHEMES

[daring kernel]

many such stories

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-squarepants-angry-ripping-gif-25651719

[plush estuary]

@daring kernel

[median steeple]

@copper hawk do you still play hunt? I haven't really been on it in forever

[daring kernel]

epik toothpik gamin

[daring kernel]

dying to poxwalkers is a real feel too good moment

[plush estuary]

I just want to use the vigilant auto

but rumbler says hi

[daring kernel]

ngl today was nothing but traitors who put up intriguing builds who immediately swapped the second I went to start the match

[copper hawk]

Not at all

[daring kernel]

Which feels particularly targeted towards me

[plush estuary]

its a sad day for reject kind

[copper hawk]

It's still downloaded but i havent played in more than a month

[plush estuary]

you are cursed apple, you cant lie

that coassignment yard was the final tell

[median steeple]

they're remaking the UI again

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[daring kernel]

you should've seen the end of relay station the other day

[plush estuary]

oh no

relay

[daring kernel]

made it all the way to the end with agathae and I running like devil's claw and somehow the other two just kept getting killed from start to finish, then the end event bugged spawns so it was just agathae by himself occasionally rescuing dorn until death lol

[plush estuary]

fun.

recorded a 4 revive shout and smoke vet run

this morning

was fun

won 1st try

2 taxe and 2 Hsword

no rending in sight

[daring kernel]

sounds beautiful and wholesome

[plush estuary]

perfect

was very fun

uploading the vod tonight

[hollow meteor]

he sawed the daemons

Doom doot solo

[plush estuary]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3K8JmZ2Iks

[undone pewter]

the audio is really outta sync for me :(

[plush estuary]

its the video

very sad

I'm figuring out obs

[modern quest]

What's good heavy evie blessings

[misty nova]

Mark?

[modern quest]

Uh probably gonna go with the bonk heavy attack

Second one

[misty nova]

15

If Piety build

Shred + Perfect Strike/Rampage

If martyrdom/IJ

Bloodthirsty+ Rampage

[modern quest]

Okie dokie

Flak and maniacs?

[misty nova]

Flak and whatever you hate

Alternatively

Carapace Unyielding

[modern quest]

Now what do I hate

Hmmmm

[misty nova]

Or was it carapace and whatever you hate

[modern quest]

Eh might just go flak AND carapace

[misty nova]

Yeah that works

Vroom vroom

[modern quest]

Let's try this baddie out

[subtle cedar]

hmmm, what sorta loadout to go for

[full nebula]

uhhh duhh dueling sword and uhh bolter with uhh throwing knives

[misty nova]

Too much single target

Swap that bolter for flamer

[obsidian prairie]

No, swap the DS to tac axe

[misty nova]

No

[obsidian prairie]

Hsword then

[misty nova]

Double down on that dueling sword

[misty nova]

Yeah this is more acceptable

[jagged cradle]

Oh that’s that’s actually a pretty good shot I’m even alittle impressed

[jagged cradle]

What’s the new shill about

[plush estuary]

not needing rending

and wee woo vet

[jagged cradle]

But rending is cool

[fair igloo]

What would a "perfect" flamer look like?

[misty nova]

Damage dump

Blaze Away Overpressure

Unyielding/Maniac/Flak

[copper hawk]

U miiiight have peaked

[ornate bone]

Opinions on the crusher; is demon hammer just flat out better compared to it?

[sullen forge]

Crusher is better

It’s has an option for everything it’s just generally better seeing it has easier Horde Clear over Thammer

[ornate bone]

I feel it’s more wel rounded for sure. Handles mixed hordes better

[misty nova]

Hammer is big single target
Crushers is generalist

You can trust generalist

They'll never let you down

[ornate bone]

Alright.

And next- is there a way to make devil claw build work?

[sullen forge]

Cope

I mean

[misty nova]

When dclaw gets buffed

[ornate bone]

And if so, which mark?

[misty nova]

💀

4 or 7

[sullen forge]

You run Shred Rampage

And usually piety with FOTF

[misty nova]

Parry chastise is a neat trick

[ornate bone]

Yeah, gotta say the parry is cool as fuck

[sullen forge]

Martyr also works but like

[ornate bone]

Literally parties anything

[sullen forge]

Piety and Shred will give you Fury every 2 seconds

[ornate bone]

I usually run martyr on my zealot anyway

Yeah the crit build is prob way to go I feel

Mart will increase attack speed and strength, but I feel it will need crit chance more

[obtuse garnet]

not a single sapper in my current match

[visual stream]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/kuJOv3R53fuv35Dpg?invite=cr-MSxYbDYsNDA1NDMwNDgz

[copper hawk]

Be the change u want to see in the world

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cavif-cavifax-gif-3330778137757269524

[modern lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-funny-cat-meme-tweaking-gif-1135020915071455925

[visual stream]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/kux60NHqFBZcsZGlU?invite=cr-MSwwQTUsNDA1NDMwNDgz

[low coyote]

gloobtide

[copper hawk]

U havin fun

Yet

[visual stream]

So much

[ivory marlin]

Darktide

You love hate it or hate it

Great game tho 8/10

[delicate shadow]

it's like a fortnite-ified vermintide

[violet hornet]

Hate/10

[ivory marlin]

Speaking of

[visual stream]

9/10, one entire point gone for them making trash shooters infinitely more dangerous than the ""elite"" units

[ivory marlin]

They added bob hank and clevland

[visual stream]

Otherwisesies 10/10

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/kuxJ9aRKi7JqaRl51?invite=cr-MSxrUXEsNDA1NDMwNDgz

[ivory marlin]

Bob from his burgers hank from his hill and i think clevland is a family man

[delicate shadow]

ofc they did

they crossover with literally everything

[visual stream]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/kuJKxOqAFEXoThj-q?invite=cr-MSxWckMsNDA1NDMwNDgz

Don't mind the babyrage

Sanity bar low this week

[ivory marlin]

Im just waiting on warhammer crossover

[misty nova]

My toughness would have the same reaction if I got shot irl

[delicate shadow]

they did that no?

[ivory marlin]

Not yet

Fallout yeah

They added t-60

Big fan of that skin

They also added a customizable mando skin

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[ivory marlin]

I liked the starwars season

[ivory marlin]

Skins in the bp were meh

[plush estuary]

Cata skittergate twins

no we did not kill the 2 end lootrats

from the seer

sadly bumner did not want to tempt fate

I wanted too

[ivory marlin]

Forgot i didn’t cut audio from this clip

Ignore me and my friends talking about warframe stances

[modern lintel]

dorn carried

[delicate shadow]

kinda wild for the merc to be topping damage in that comp

bro could've handled it

[plush estuary]

he was cleave maxing

while I support

[ivory marlin]

Is vt2 worth it

[subtle cedar]

yes

[ivory marlin]

Genuinely never played it

[subtle cedar]

it's pretty similar but more based around melee finesse

[ivory marlin]

Chat do i trust this guy

Ooooh

Chat i think im trusting em

[subtle cedar]

weapon combos go a bit higher on the complexity

[delicate shadow]

I have 6.2k hours and I'd say

yeah it's ok

(it's very worth it)

[ivory marlin]

Ill add it to my wishlist of games i want to play but always forget to buy when i have the money

[runic grotto]

It's darktide but pretty much worse in most gameplay aspects

Do absolutely play if you never played it

[subtle cedar]

i disagree

[delicate shadow]

here hold up lemme grab some gameplay before I became a washed verminboomer

[subtle cedar]

with the worse in most gameplay aspects

[runic grotto]

It's still super worth

[ivory marlin]

I like melee of darktide

So if its better dt melee im sold

[delicate shadow]

how to be incorrect in one easy step:

I mean I get it's subjective tho

[runic grotto]

darktide is literally vermintide but better

[delicate shadow]

literally isn't tho

[ivory marlin]

79$ for all the dlc is crazy

Cant wait to buy the game on sale off cdkeys for 2$

[runic grotto]

buy it when they are on a sale

[delicate shadow]

Darktide regressed like crazy in a ton of aspects and pretty much the only thing it does better is the skill trees

and I suppose gearing, nowadays

[ivory marlin]

And graphics im guessing

[misty nova]

3 red bows for my hunter (I don't run hunter)

[delicate shadow]

you should run huntsman

gigachad class

[misty nova]

What's the stereotype again

Uh

[runic grotto]

and in what aspects did it regress?

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/alicevalente-bunny-bunny-run-rabbit-gif-23727972

[ivory marlin]

What class is similar to volley fire revolver/knife vet

[misty nova]

Either the silent muhfuh that dominates the game

Or die every second

[runic grotto]

zealot?

[ivory marlin]

I am nothing if not a one trick

[ivory marlin]

For vt

[runic grotto]

yes

prob zealot

[ivory marlin]

Unless that is vt

Ah

Seems im the fool

[subtle cedar]

hmmm

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-dunce-gif-10694047

[subtle cedar]

zealot is more like

[runic grotto]

Or shade

[subtle cedar]

martyrdom DT zealot

[hearty nebula]

except not shit

[plush estuary]

but better

[runic grotto]

but better

yea, vt2 marty is a lot better

[misty nova]

Bardin's Ranger

[runic grotto]

Probably bardin ranger than, yea, or shade

If you meant knife vet with stealth

[delicate shadow]

The melee mechanics are worse, the combat is dumbed down generally.
The balancing is dogshit comparatively.
The mission selection is far worse
The map design is worse
The bosses are worse
The enemy types are worse

[plush estuary]

no solo mode

cant mod bots

modify

worse mods

less difficulty

we can go on

[runic grotto]

Mods in darktide are literally 2000 times better

[delicate shadow]

sprinting and sliding was a fucking mistake btw, it's cool haha apex legends shit but it's genuinely worse for the overall gameplay and difficulty scaling

VT2 has modded realm, which doesn't have any restrictions unlike DT

[runic grotto]

Imagine needing to verify mods and not be able to just install what I like

[delicate shadow]

downside of modded realm is you need a premade

[runic grotto]

Exactly

No one fucking plays there

[delicate shadow]

but that's pretty easy to find if you join the discords

[plush estuary]

really easy

[delicate shadow]

anyway I said I was gonna post pre-washed up gameplay

[plush estuary]

oh?

[delicate shadow]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/925375063

VT2 modded realm goes hard

and this isn't even the peak difficulty, it's gone up 10 fold since

[runic grotto]

and I liked dt combat a lot more than vt2

[delicate shadow]

yea I mean that's fine

I personally much prefer VT2 because it's a harder game

[runic grotto]

Havocs are dogshit

[ivory marlin]

Im sold honestly

[delicate shadow]

Havoc is a dogshit mode straight up, H40 getting beaten with fuckin ogryn slap builds n shit

[runic grotto]

And withthout them yes, vt2 is more difficult

[delicate shadow]

even with them VT2 is still harder if you factor in modded

[runic grotto]

I think modded is not fair to factor in

But havoc is a dogshit mode, so I agree anyway

[delicate shadow]

hell H40 is arguably easier than VT2 weaves

but weaves are also dogshit

[runic grotto]

Honestly, never touched weaves

No one plays them

Couldn't find anyone

[delicate shadow]

they are the worst mode, they're worse than havoc

[runic grotto]

I still have a tutorial asking me to go please check out weaves

[delicate shadow]

hmmm yes let's have enemy damage scale up to like 300% so beastmen archers one hit you, this will be very fun and not annoying as fuck

[runic grotto]

Mortis trials are also complete dog

I was hoping it'd be simmilar to chaos wastes

But it's not

Chaos wastes are AWESOME

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-dodge-neo-gif-13288848

[runic grotto]

Mortis are terribly boring

[delicate shadow]

Havoc is the tryharder mode and Mortis is the casual romp mode

so I get it

[runic grotto]

There's barely any interesting upgrades and every run turns into will you become OP option A and win or OP option B and win

[delicate shadow]

chaos wastes do be awesome

[runic grotto]

But still, I have 200 hours in vt2 and 700 in darktide

[plush estuary]

tip of iceberg

[delicate shadow]

but yeah to really drive home how dogshit weaves are, the meta (for a time) was to run around as saltzpyre with rapier, hold block and spam your dinky little pistol

[runic grotto]

Core gameplay, combat and the main normal maps are so much better

[misty nova]

500 ghosts that take a limb out of you when touched

And they are homing

[runic grotto]

The hardest mode in vt2 is twitch cata, right?

[delicate shadow]

if you don't go into modded and don't wanna suffer in weaves, yeah

[runic grotto]

For normal maps

[plush estuary]

depends

twitch/deeds

[delicate shadow]

like if you do hypertwitch (you need to modify some files for that iirc) and then load up into a bullshit hard deed

then yeah you got peak madness short of hopping into modded

[runic grotto]

yes, that's a bit too much for me

my 200 hours is not enough for this bullshit

[delicate shadow]

god I forgot how hard I got FUCKED by the assassin at the end maaaan

[runic grotto]

I was barely able to do normal cata

My favourite career was sister of the thorn and I would just go around lift everything

My friend absolutely hated me for it because it would cause him to miss like half his shots

He would aim and at the same time I would lift them

Causing him pain and me the funnies

[visual stream]

I think part of VT2's higher difficulty is poor audio, as ironic as it is to compare it to DT

[runic grotto]

that too

I know vt2 has a sound cue for being hit in the back just like darktide

I have no idea how it sounds, I never heard it

[visual stream]

At least MOST time I am about to get backstabbed in DT I hear it

[runic grotto]

I just know that it there

Never heard it

[visual stream]

In VT it feels like a whisper in a storm that is only audible after the attack has passed

[misty nova]

It's like a cymbal reversed

If you're not using the bugged option and having no warning

[runic grotto]

I know

I literally just loaded into a low difficulty map

[frozen kernel]

IMO going back to VT2 recently, the lack of weight in melee and the lack of hitmarkers made it feel really bad compared to DT but most of my playtime was in VT1 years ago. I never touched VT2

[runic grotto]

Stood there and got hit in the back with nothing happening

I maybe heard something after a third hit

It's so bad

[frozen kernel]

VT2's whoosh is definitely quieter than DT's. You're more listening for the enemy's grunt than an actual sound

[runic grotto]

The only things I agree with are bosses and map design

[plush estuary]

TURN ON HITMARKERS

its off by default

[runic grotto]

MAAAAAYBE balancing but I honestly don't care that much

[plush estuary]

idk why

chop

[visual stream]

The closest thing we have to shield rats constantly replenishing the ones you just spent two pushes on to open are bulwarks forgetting you exist and re-aggroing, I hate to say it but I prefer them over shield rats

Maybes I'm a zoomer tho

[delicate shadow]

VT1 is very meaty but also without mods that game is hilariously sparse in terms of enemies

otherwise what Ainz said, turn on hitmarkers

[runic grotto]

nah, shield rats are worse

[delicate shadow]

FS has bizarre ideas on what default settings should be...like having dodge and jump on the same bloody key

[runic grotto]

Unless you have a flail

[visual stream]

Exactly

I hate shield rats

[delicate shadow]

shield rats are really easy lol, just push

[runic grotto]

They are annoying af

[visual stream]

They are, but they're less fun to me 😭

[delicate shadow]

like they can be a bit of a pain when en masse but that really doesn't happen often in normal gameplay

[runic grotto]

They come in literal hordes on that one map

[visual stream]

Bulwarks have a slow recovery w/o final toll so it feels rewarding to hit in between their swings

[runic grotto]

Where you have to defend for some time in a small room and spin valves or something

[delicate shadow]

the dwarf map?

ah yea that one

[visual stream]

Fucking yes that one

[delicate shadow]

that's like the one map where that's a thing, it's silly yea

[runic grotto]

You literally can't kill them with normal melee

[visual stream]

That one snow map too with the sawmill(?)

[delicate shadow]

but again you can just push them or route them over a climb space/dropdown

[runic grotto]

I usually victor with a flail

[frozen kernel]

IT'S AN OPTION IN THE SETTINGS?!

[runic grotto]

Cause fuck them

[frozen kernel]

WHY IS IT OFF BY DEFAULT

[plush estuary]

[runic grotto]

Just give me a flail, I don't want to deal with 40 FUCKING SHIELD RATS

[frozen kernel]

Should be the #1 rated steam guide with just a single sentence and a shitpost meme image tbh

[plush estuary]

yes

[delicate shadow]

same reason dodge/jump is on space by default and camera wobble is turned on by default

[plush estuary]

3 things to do on a fresh install

[delicate shadow]

FS legit just has cooked ideas about what people want

or rather, FS has what they want and project that onto the customers

[plush estuary]

turn on teammate outline. numeric ui and ammo count, and hitmarkers

[runic grotto]

I like camera wobble, just not at a 100%

[plush estuary]

and increase fov

default is 65

[runic grotto]

I leave it at 20-30%

[delicate shadow]

like for a time there you literally didn't have a choice re: wobble it was just on 100% at all times

unless you modded the game

[runic grotto]

I know, it was awful then

[delicate shadow]

it made the game practically unplayable for motion sick prone folk

still no colourblind mode btw :))))))

[runic grotto]

And it's also terrible for accessibility

I know camera wobble gives motion sickness to some

[delicate shadow]

FS is genuinely awful at accessibility and like, anything to do with player agency

it's really weird and I've never gotten a straight answer as to why that is

even though it's a routinely complained about thing in reviews and feedback

[frozen kernel]

Immersive dodging mod with reduced tilt

[median steeple]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/kuySee0TwhgBBuv0p?invite=cr-MSxyUVgsMTk0NjM5OTEy

[frozen kernel]

Mmmf 👌

[runic grotto]

Also, thinking about it, how much does darktide really need colorblind mode?

[frozen kernel]

Badly

Very badly

[runic grotto]

Is there much color based information?

[plush estuary]

fire

[frozen kernel]

I have a buddy who does not see light blues very well

[plush estuary]

soulblaze

[frozen kernel]

Everything allied and DD stack enemies are all light blue

[runic grotto]

well, that's not a coloblind issue

It's just darktide issue

[frozen kernel]

Bro cannot easily distinguish allies in the heat of the moment, DT desperately needs colorblind settings

[runic grotto]

I also confused them at least a couple of times

[frozen kernel]

It's absolutely a colorblind issue because they're all the same color which a group of players cannot see

[runic grotto]

They're both literally the same color

[frozen kernel]

Okay?

The problem is not that allies AND enemies are blue. The issue is that they are BLUE

[clever swan]

might be mods for that

[frozen kernel]

I think you're locking in on the wrong part of the context

[runic grotto]

ok, I get it now

[delicate shadow]

I'm colourblind and I do find it annoying to deal with any given colour coding in the game but it's deffo partly down to the game just being dark as shit and visually polluted half the time

[frozen kernel]

The visual pollution is real, as someone with ARMA eyes

[delicate shadow]

but still there's no legit excuse for not having a colourblind mode in 2025

there was no excuse in 2018 either but alas

in DT rodin's bomb radii are impossible for me to see, likewise with most radial indicators in VT2 if the terrain is a colour my eyes can't do well

[frozen kernel]

Daddy's home

[twin wagon]

Directional subtitles for those of us with hearing loss would be also a neat touch

Minecraft did it pretty well and it was bliss finally been able to hear creepers about to explode when you were busy

[runic grotto]

Spidey sense is your best friend for now

[delicate shadow]

yeah I remember doing a bunch of muted gameplay to highlight how fucked it is to play if you're hard of hearing

specials are a gamble

[runic grotto]

Darktide with no sound is fucked

But I don't think there will ever be something like this

[twin wagon]

I have cackling trapper instead with the dog and buster fix, don't like spidey but ye

[delicate shadow]

https://www.twitch.tv/incandescent_au/clip/GoldenVastKimchiPJSalt?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time here's some zero sound specials

Core did a true solo without sound back in the day as well, he fucking HATED it

[runic grotto]

Colorblind mode I can see being added, but I don't think fatshark will want to do anything for players with bad hearing

Unfortunately, I just don't see it happening