zealot-class

[hard nexus]

if she wants 2 play with u

[plush estuary]

Okay

[mighty root]

Vt2 might be the move tonight

Yas

[mighty root]

What roles are taken?

[plush estuary]

pubbing while I wait for cyn

[mighty root]

I’ll tap in

[hard nexus]

she is

back

and

said u can join

[plush estuary]

yippee

[zinc talon]

well the 2025 census of my total number of hoarded weapons has just concluded

three thousand, two hundred and twenty nine melee and ranged weapons across all three of my characters

https://tenor.com/view/hoarder-mr-mackey-south-park-hoarding-mess-gif-24002461

[plush estuary]

@hard nexus host lag

this

Swift slaying, block cost, crit chance for glaive

[hard nexus]

why blockcost?

[plush estuary]

inf skaven, thermal equal staff

blocking is your lifeline

if you dont want take attack speed crit chance

[hard nexus]

alright

[hard nexus]

wha

also what ranged weapon

[plush estuary]

thats the staff

[hard nexus]

ohhg

[plush estuary]

Infantry, skaven properties. Thermal equalizer for blessing

[limber rover]

is engineer still broken or did they nerf him

[plush estuary]

nerfed

balenced

ish

[limber rover]

oh shit i might have to redownload

[obsidian prairie]

Blocking is actually good in vt2

And bcr is like 30% per

[plush estuary]

easily get 60%

weapon and trinket

[sullen forge]

I guess to summarize VT2 and DT is polar opposites with what to do in defense scenarios

You want to block as much as possible in VT2

Extremely rarely dodge

[obsidian prairie]

Plus more than 2 weapons have innate BCR

[grizzled aspen]

Vt2 also has timed blocks on everything.

[sage river]

Not entirely true, dodging is still massive in vt2, especially with the melee heavy careers that generate thp like carbon dioxide

[grizzled aspen]

Point is, the bread and butter of vt2 is blocking.

[obtuse garnet]

mm bread

[grizzled aspen]

Timed blocks on every weapon, block cost reduction being quite easy, and lack of mobility options should be clear enough that running away is typically not an option.

[obsidian prairie]

And stamina is also a less competitive resource in vt2

[sage river]

DT is polar opposite in terms of how you want to go about combat Id say, VT2 would rather tank with THP or blocks and immediately get it back where Darktide is the kind of game where you really dont want to get hit (and have more options not to)

[obsidian prairie]

You can’t use it to go faster

Only block and push

[placid fiber]

Some weapons you can use the push attack on to move faster, like kruber's sword and shield

[obsidian prairie]

That’s the exception

Not the rule

[placid fiber]

and the heavy attack on kerillian's spear

[sage river]

VT2 is a power fantasy, DT is a toned down power fantasy

[placid fiber]

and the light 1 on ker's throwing spear

[sage river]

and dual hammer spam on bardin

[placid fiber]

The more attack speed you have the faster the push attack on kruber's sword and shield moves you

[obsidian prairie]

I’d say dt is more power fantasy, you’re way stronger

[placid fiber]

Yeah, even tho vt2 characters are heroes they don't feel as op as darktide characters

[sage river]

I think its largely the guns

[placid fiber]

the guns help, but, even just the melee

[obsidian prairie]

Not really even in pure melee you’re stronger

[sage river]

Zealot Saltzpyre is the kinda guy where you literally just run into a crowd and spam almost regardless of enemy composition

[heady rapids]

still feels weaker than sienna

even ogryn

[sage river]

I think Ogryn is a real power fantasy, you're a genuine tank

[placid fiber]

Battle wizard sienna is just the most broken career, closely probably followed by waystalker kerillian

[obsidian prairie]

Ogryn is also overtuned but we’ll ignore that

[sage river]

Hence it being a power fantasy

[obsidian prairie]

Can we please kill Back Off!

(And like 16 other things but back off is the easiest offender to point to)

[sage river]

I think that generally the tankier characters feel the most like a power fantasy between both of the games, unless you're playing Psyker

[heady rapids]

oh yeah I forgot ironbreaker exists

[sage river]

And Ironbreaker

Thats THE power fantasy

"Don't die, but also deal some insane damage considering how tanky you are"

VT2 does a better job at making you feel like you're unstoppable, Darktide actually just makes you unstoppable under the right context

[placid fiber]

tfw you get so much attack speed in the chaos wastes that you attack faster than 1h slayer with leap active... >.>

[misty nova]

This right here and why the server is lagging

[sage river]

Anyways I need arbites NOW

https://tenor.com/view/robocop-rogue-city-robocop-rogue-city-thumbs-up-ocp-gif-16609412542911032598

[placid fiber]

And now, after fatshark reads this, they decided to delay arbiter for another month or 2...

[misty nova]

But if you buy deluxe version, you get to Play earlier

[sage river]

I would end it

[placid fiber]

tfw when you get networked...

[sage river]

14d 9h

[misty nova]

Lore accurate drunken Bardin

[placid fiber]

Dude I'm lucky if I can take 1 day at a time, I can not keep track of how many days until something comes out usually >.>

[plush estuary]

@hard nexus

[sage river]

Neither can I but I swear to god Arbites are the thing Id be camping outside of gamestop for a week for

We can finally have Barktide

[placid fiber]

All I needed to know to be happy was that you could pet da doge

[sage river]

I can finally send the reverse equivalent of a pox hound at them

[placid fiber]

inb4 the ogryn casts barrel on them

https://tenor.com/view/hakandbobr-darktide-hak-gif-4835721721778289528

[obtuse garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/779424458238459946/1381470612534460445/tenor_72.gif

[placid fiber]

[sage river]

A mutant tossed me into an exploding barrel, sending me off a cliff

Robbed

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1345517449256108195/Home_run.gif

[sage river]

That except they didnt give me the insult to injury of slamming me into the ground

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1365794075550154762/Funny_mutant.gif

[sage river]

https://tenor.com/view/jamiroquai-grab-arin-alevira-gif-27675785

[hearty nebula]

?

watchu want

[plush estuary]

meow and I were VT gaming

had a spot

but I had to get off

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/daisy-super-mario-cant-read-meme-illiterate-gif-25063023

accurate gabranth reenactment

[hearty nebula]

i didnt feel like reading

so yea

[heady rapids]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/lRbkpsJR2G

[obsidian prairie]

This is how all peril works

[plush estuary]

duo pubs

[clever swan]

old news

[obsidian prairie]

Charging above 97.5 kills you when you attack

[sage river]

Grain knight either slept through the entire thing or joined last second

[plush estuary]

joined late

[sage river]

GRAIN KNIGHT WTF IS MY SPELLING

[obsidian prairie]

Grain knight my beloved

[sage river]

https://tenor.com/view/ryo-yamada-ryo-i-may-be-stupid-bocchi-the-rock-haybo-real-gif-8495031349478581936

[obsidian prairie]

Breadonion longsword

[obtuse garnet]

the grains yern

[plush estuary]

thats so close to how you spell my name

uncanny

[obsidian prairie]

Guh

[sage river]

Oh sup Breadolion

[clever swan]

adds that to my list of information about ainz (i dont have that)

[plush estuary]

lol

remove the lion

[sage river]

Breado

https://tenor.com/view/falling-toast-live-toast-reaction-toast-dies-gif-7238761997416289033

[plush estuary]

I cant spell either appreantly

[obsidian prairie]

Fantastic

[sage river]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fantastic-fantastic-four-four-fingers-number-four-4-gif-388926182543808560

[obsidian prairie]

Called it

[sage river]

https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-fantastic-four-first-steps-f4-richie-the-bear-here's-the-thing-gif-10866717939802756885

[pliant ice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/826518648490688576/1329618816832901121/twitter_1879898923374084234.gif

[hearty nebula]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/872558681932300350/930958772422180864/baaa450074880133f71b7e1904353f36.gif

[hearty nebula]

freak...

[zinc talon]

so it turns out

with the OG eviscerator

if you push, a nd don't push attack, and then attack

you skip to light 4 or heavy 2 depending on what you want next

so you can rev, push, drop, and heavy 2 single target saw the enemy

instead of revs ALWAYS being the sidewways cleave

light 4 is the other quick overhead single target

so feasibly you can rev, push, drop, light 4 saw, light 1 quick attack, and then light heavy 2's ready for your third hit on an enemy

I haven't had an enemy yet live through that combo

ogryn excluded

[open garden]

how does one make the crusher a good weapon

[green yacht]

it is

[plush estuary]

post my vid

[zinc talon]

Kharn, skullcrusher and opportunist

and don't sleep on the push attack

it's the single most damaging attack the weapon has

[green yacht]

opportunist

[open garden]

thx will try this out

[green yacht]

When slaughterer is right there

[open garden]

what sort of builds does it go with

also doess it pair well with any specific ranged weapons?

[green yacht]

Can try something with more mobility like laspistol or bolt pistol

Also a large part of using crusher is learning its moveset

[heady rapids]

fuck it we push attack

[green yacht]

As for builds

Zealot only really has one

[zinc talon]

slaughterer is well and good for horde clear but the activated detonations do that for you

opportunist is the damage dealer against high health enemies, which the crusher can struggle with

[plush estuary]

opportunist is 30% rending?

while sluighter is 30% power

[plush estuary]

do you know what power is?

[zinc talon]

^my unscientific kneejerk opportunist/skullcrusher test weapon

[green yacht]

no

[open garden]

moveset doesnt seem so bad now thanks i appreciate it

[green yacht]

You did not just relegate 40% power to horde clear

[zinc talon]

welcome fren

I did

cuz it's 40% weapon strength for 4 seconds

against any enemy t hat takes more than two hits, it's expired

[green yacht]

Sure, whatever you say

[zinc talon]

opportunist is extra damage from the second hit, all the time

and synergizes with skullcrusher, which also requires the second hit to start working

but by all means buddy

crusher is a great weapon, and my favorite to use

I'm sure there's plenty of room for slaughterer with different playstyles than mine

[grizzled aspen]

No enemy is going to take more than 2 hits except maulers and ogryns.

And opportunist is rending, not damage. They are not the same.

Crusher does not need rending; it has good adms against everything. It wants more raw damage.

TLDR you net less damage with skullcrusher + opportunist vs skullcrusher + slaughterer.

[copper hawk]

Zzzzzz

[zinc talon]

ofc

but it results in more damage, especially for the crusher

ymmv across different weapon types

but I enjoy opportunist on any weapon that can use it

skullcrusher/opportunist, without carapace no less

crusher does suffer against crushers now it feels like, but idk what blessing would be better given slaughterer's mandatory five kills before engaging with it

and its short timespan of being active facing a single high health enemy

[grizzled aspen]

That's the fun part of crusher, learn to kill in that 4 seconds.

[zinc talon]

that's the game

[grizzled aspen]

Chastise special h1 and push attack spam.

[zinc talon]

how do I knock this guy on his ass, and what do I need to do to kill him before he gets back up

100% the crusher's angle

but again, opportunist is active that entire time, all the time

I just don't feel like there's another blessing that raises its baseline bar as much

[placid fiber]

I mean... 40% damage that multiplies with damage bonus sources since it is strength does that pretty well

[zinc talon]

if you have five enemies to kill before engaging

if you don't, the weapon might as well just have one blessing

[grizzled aspen]

You don't have to kill five.

It stacks five times.

[zinc talon]

so you need to kill five things to get to there

[grizzled aspen]

You kill one and get one stack.

[zinc talon]

for...8%?

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah and you can oneshot stuff lmao.

Even before you get there.

[zinc talon]

but we're talkin high health enemies here

8% isn't as much as 25% rending on the crusher

[grizzled aspen]

One duellist chastise special h1 on a crusher kills him.

One chastise special h1 on a bulwark or reaper kill them.

One chastise h1 to anything else kills it.

[zinc talon]

well, then you're already 92% there without a single stack, right?

most enemies are already damaged when you hit them cuz of the nature of combat

seems like you wouldn't need it very often to put you over the top

[grizzled aspen]

I'm just saying there are oneshot breakpoints without slaughterer.

[zinc talon]

ah

misunderstood

[grizzled aspen]

Slaughterer makes said breakpoints easier to achieve.

[zinc talon]

right on

[placid fiber]

Also if you use chastise, that hit loses benefit of the rending bonus blessing since rending caps at 100% on the 1st hit

[zinc talon]

what if the person in question isn't using chastise

[hearty nebula]

tough shit then ig

use chastise

[grizzled aspen]

Then they should be more skilled and learn to use their weapon better without said chastise breakpoints.

[hearty nebula]

or that yea

[grizzled aspen]

Case and point, there are combos to kill quickly for a reason.

[zinc talon]

I'm glad that slaughterer pairs so well with that one single talent setup

cuz it puts more crushers in the hands of more people, which is always a good thing

but I doin't run that, and never have

[grizzled aspen]

Think of crusher like a can opener, right? You have to use it correctly or youll never get that can open.

Chastise is taking a 12g to said can.

Crusher is still able to open it without it, but the 12g makes it far easier.

[zinc talon]

does the detonate benefit from chastise

or just the melee attack itself

[grizzled aspen]

The detonation is an explosion in the code afaik so I'm gonna say just the melee itself.

Also, apparently, according to Ainz, lethal prox still works on it.

[zinc talon]

ooo

love my bolt pistol

[ornate bone]

I've started the slog of mindlessly leveling up all my weapons to mastery 20 to keep all my options open at all time and i will say the combat blade is interesting if nothing else

[placid fiber]

before the dueling sword was added to zealot the knife was zealot's most broke melee weapon

[ornate bone]

I was initially using the heavy eviscerator for no other reason than hehe fun chainsword but yeah no i was surprised with the effectiveness

[acoustic dune]

PREASE GIVE YS BACK A BIGGER BLEED CAP

It would be funny

[zinc talon]

A couple tips there

if you buy greys from the armory and upgrade them to green, you get all the credit an orange would give you minus a couple percent

but only if you turn in the weapon type you're levelling

you can buy your way to 20 with all of them doing that very easily

[ornate bone]

VERY much noted, it's far too late in the night for me to start the game up rn but I'mma screenshot that and make use of that information later

[zinc talon]

duelling sword is just three knives in a trenchcoat trying to get into the club

oneshotting charging mutants is comedy gold though

[zinc talon]

awesome, happy to help

[ornate bone]

I'm wanting to eventually get to a deeper point of understanding the game to where I can eventually not just build the classes and their broken loadouts, but also understand all of what's going on with it instead of just following guides yk

[copper hawk]

Haw k tuah

[ornate bone]

real

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/hawk-tuah-forsaken-roblox-c00lkidd-roblox-picmix-gif-15637717384950798881

[placid fiber]

Understand this: There is always a silent burster waiting behind the door you're spamming your light attacks into

[ornate bone]

I learned that the hard way so many times 😭

[placid fiber]

Silent specials... have become more of a problem than they were at the beginning I think

[ornate bone]

not paying enough attention is the bane of my existence

[placid fiber]

I don't remember as many instances in the earlier days of darktide where a special had no sound play

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/jk-simmons-lol-chris-evans-funny-laughing-gif-9304102

[ornate bone]

fuckin pranked

[zinc talon]

bullied for his lunch money

then we sat down and had lunch in front of him

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/849750633967910942/1193274217626599505/ssstwitter.com_1694052148950.mp4?ex=68473537&is=6845e3b7&hm=dc4bced1cd168a0e1b5666f1d7a535235f9acfa16227a1538807a2e842e0c657&

[zinc talon]

sorry you broke up there for a second

when thinkin about what

oh this goes on

team blue for sure

yellow aint bad either

bladewolf is team mint I'm sure

[placid fiber]

Yeah, it's hilarious when randos know to beat him up and take his lunch money

We basically bully him in a corner

[modern lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/gullible-cat-gif-10045432096842980672

@obtuse garnet

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yes-nosok-agree-gif-26309914

[modern lintel]

hate these beast

[obtuse garnet]

why

[modern lintel]

evil

[obtuse garnet]

why

[obtuse garnet]

nouuu

[acoustic dune]

ey ey zealot

cats

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-window-cute-neko-couple-gif-9957984438477863240

[acoustic dune]

now dogs

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-daniel-hentschel-goop-guy-white-liquid-angry-gif-2486699680966888871

what is this silence

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/puppy-gif-24443085

[pure tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/397919123117572098/1381389920429543544/caption.gif

[acoustic dune]

you are late

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-triste-puppy-dog-eyes-pout-sad-gif-9644688

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-back-away-dog-leave-disgusted-gif-15798798190133447846

with such delay

theres only one befitting punishement

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10311420692458175149

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/run-cat-running-goofy-kitty-silly-cat-running-away-gif-9255357527903375512

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1179754855976402995/1381370297432670379/file.gif

[obtuse garnet]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/vFKqnCdLPNOKc/giphy.gif

[acoustic dune]

b1ade post that cat shrimp

https://imgur.com/a/HegM7dM

[heady rapids]

his name is tole tole

https://tenor.com/view/neppico-gif-12490047082767817490

[acoustic dune]

b1ade post that toto

africa

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-tole-tole-gif-11000765422344341626

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

[solar gorge]

arboite

[acoustic dune]

what would be jude the brad theme song?

[heady rapids]

fuck the police coming straight from the underground

oh wait wrong one

[acoustic dune]

post the music pookie

[glad ermine]

Cease your heresy, witch!

JUDGEMENNNTT

[placid fiber]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTa6Xbzfq1U

[heady rapids]

I think I saw this cat somewhere

not sure

[acoustic dune]

wait no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkWYP95WbbY

now we are tweaking

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/D8M8I2SYEiA?si=JDzjX70LOgFe33NE

[placid fiber]

hm, idk guys... do you think we got enough kills for that in vt2? lol

[undone pewter]

If you do drugs
You go to hell

Before ya die

[acoustic dune]

like mario hell or?

actually

was does the mushroom hell look like?

[clever swan]

sunny and clean

their heaven is dark and gross

[obtuse garnet]

In

[acoustic dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612248717654753291/1017178117284057138/69050D97-0FC8-4B6E-BCA2-1B29A84FF122.gif

ey catt

[hearty nebula]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/872558681932300350/930958772422180864/baaa450074880133f71b7e1904353f36.gif

hi knify

[acoustic dune]

working on my project right now

i am so angry at it

help

[hearty nebula]

explodes your project

[grizzled aspen]

Detonates your pc.

[hearty nebula]

that's not very pawsome of you

[grizzled aspen]

What if I didn't want to be pawesome?

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-24644397

[hushed knoll]

You are just plain awesome

[acoustic dune]

my mood is unbelievably low

[hushed knoll]

Why D:

[acoustic dune]

https://imgur.com/a/HegM7dM

hangry

i am

hangry

[hushed knoll]

Can I make you something

[hearty nebula]

then ur smelly stinky poopoo head

[stone fern]

no

[hearty nebula]

no

[grizzled aspen]

What it I didn't want to be smelly stinky poopoo head?

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[hearty nebula]

its either that or u be pawsome

and not detonate my pc

[hushed knoll]

Sure what would you like

@stone fern

[clever swan]

all objects stan creates are cursed objects like from an anime

[hushed knoll]

What can I get you

[grizzled aspen]

What can I detonate instead then?

[hearty nebula]

knify's project

[grizzled aspen]

I shrimply must detonate something this morning.

[grizzled aspen]

But you already exploded it?

You can't un explode it.

Stinker.

[hushed knoll]

Hi what would you like

[acoustic dune]

i am drawing a chad goat bc i and hangry

fuck me life

[hearty nebula]

explode the explosion

[grizzled aspen]

It isn't satisfying to blow up something that has already been blown up.

[hearty nebula]

the white house

[grizzled aspen]

Ok, I already have enough government agents watching my every move, I do NOT need to be involved in a conversation about bombing the white house.

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-breathing-filter-feeding-breathe-gif-16219203

filter feed

[modern lintel]

joe biden

[hearty nebula]

UGH idk

ur mom

[modern lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/arab-joe-biden-jyo-biden-arab-man-biden-gif-20727598

wonder if well get a devblog today

[hearty nebula]

no

[modern lintel]

i hate you

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-stare-cat-shocked-stare-gif-1398922735574533156

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1314360688646553610.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=sillycat

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-gif-394218174908076546

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-kitty-pilk-adam-gif-19370620

[hushed knoll]

Wolfy did you eat something yet

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-mine-gif-1053128250407366042

[heady rapids]

https://vt.vxtiktok.com/ZSkyKTSmG/

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chinese-chinese-cat-social-credit-distraction-gif-24933074

[stone fern]

get on
no 1-2 maelstrom
cry

[obtuse garnet]

sister mei

[hollow meteor]

jöe biden 24/7 all day every day Texas USA

[clever swan]

reading the japanese (i cant read kanji aka i cant read japanese) i was like "...mountain view ferret?"

[normal wren]

Already been done

1812

[normal wren]

Dont worry we won't add anymore.

[olive blaze]

An official govt poster

[delicate sable]

"finger licking good"

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-doom-doom-slayer-mari-gif-5539146876295247917

[sage swan]

I kinda wish i knew when to move up to higher difficulties with specific classes. I'll feel competent enough to go do auric maelstroms on Ogryn no problem, but seemingly without fail i feel like i gotta sweat for the same difficulty on Zealot

That's just a sign of ogryn being strong though, right?

[pale spindle]

What

Ok my dude

[pale spindle]

Imma show u the secret

Get a DS

put on precog/agile

[sullen forge]

Okay quit talking

no shush

[obtuse garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059217965360357406/1251089162770186320/ssstik.io_1718201689270-ezgif.com-resize.gif

[pale spindle]

I can't make me 😈

[sullen forge]

Never stoop to that level

[pale spindle]

Hey, if Ogryns get Club with CS, Zealots can be disgusting too 😈

[sullen forge]

this is why a good chunk of people except ogryns want the class nerfed

[pale spindle]

They can't nerf us

What are they going to do? Make the tree worse?

[sage swan]

I mean, I can. I'm usually on crusher, thammer and relic though

and lately on ogryn I've been running stabby knife, so that's probably the difference now that i think about it

so much power in exchange for the life of my left mouse button...

[full nebula]

They're gonna put duelist and all of the dodge talents in a line directly under chorus

[stone fern]

what do you mean?? being able to stagger lock and bleedmax everything is fair and balanced

[sullen forge]

kid named rumbler also

[stone fern]

also being able to tank overheads with only 20hp damage is very balanced

[hushed knoll]

Hi clad what can I make you today

[obtuse garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1101268402397532240/1326794779538751529/attachment-5.gif

[stone fern]

i dunno

[hushed knoll]

Would you like chicken salad on crispy wheat bread

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-tony-stark-if-youre-nothing-without-this-suit-then-you-shouldnt-have-it-gif-25043516

[stone fern]

no

[heady rapids]

ogryn

ogryn melted your brain

[stone fern]

yea

[heady rapids]

you have to learn how to play the game now (or stack dr)

[stone fern]

no

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1179754855976402995/1381370297432670379/file.gif

[stone fern]

ill just play arbites until they buff psyker and vet and zealot again

[heady rapids]

if arbites shotgun is good

then im staying

[hushed knoll]

Vet best class hands down

[stone fern]

its not going to be good

its going to be OP as shit

[clever swan]

arbites will probably be OP

[heady rapids]

good

i want a good shotgun FOR ONCE

[stone fern]

imagine semi auto kickback

[clever swan]

not only do they want people to buy it but they are forced to balance it with the concept of havoc 40 existing

[heady rapids]

kickback is unfun

db is

locked to one playstyle

[stone fern]

yee

[heady rapids]

an ACTUAL shotgun???

with a tube feeding mechanism???

i can play the gmae as a normal person??

[stone fern]

people paid money for the class

its gonna be OP for at least a year

[heady rapids]

as it should

unironically

would you rather pay for weak shit

[stone fern]

yes

[heady rapids]

dumbass

boil him

sentenced to play with lawbringer instead of the new shottie

[stone fern]

nuh uh

[heady rapids]

legally obligated

[carmine falcon]

big bonk man gaming

[clever swan]

why/how are you getting these in japanese

[sage swan]

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-tongue-cat-licking-white-cat-cursed-cat-gif-27575167

the info is irrevelant

[clever swan]

how kyute is that, they use katakana to make "bebi" to call it a baby

but the translation doesnt reflect that fact at all. cringe

[copper hawk]

Haiku

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-24925438

[stone fern]

what if

havoc has normal toughness and hp but no medstations

[sterile basalt]

@static sky is chumley u lol

[delicate sable]

Omni man reference

[ivory marlin]

Unironically what sold me on it

[marsh plume]

What game?

[ivory marlin]

Ill

[signal spoke]

Ill

[ivory marlin]

It was announced

Its a survival horror

[marsh plume]

Cool ty guys

[signal spoke]

Actually that game was announced like 1 or 2 years ago but barely any gameplay

[ivory marlin]

Oh?

Still it looks pretty cool and then the baby got kicked and i wishlisted it

Now the only games Im waiting on is blight survival

[signal spoke]

the creator is an animator that makes animations feel like gameplay footage

[ivory marlin]

But also i heard it got bought by behavior so im praying it isnt garbo doo doo

[signal spoke]

And now they felt wanting to develop a full game from their experience with animation on horror

[signal spoke]

Hoping that it will be good, been a while since we got news of it

[ivory marlin]

Thats cool about ill tho i didnt know that

[frosty herald]

Maybe mundfish put some devs on it

[signal spoke]

Though in that trailer could be seen some look like fake gameplay but mixing with real one

Idk why it was doing that but they at least shown a small brief of gameplay as short it was

[visual stream]

As unfun as DBD is it's actually pretty good

As much as I despise saying it

[ivory marlin]

Praying they dont ruin blight survival

[teal sapphire]

could someone help me get the penance "Just a Flesh Wound"? :3

[visual stream]

Tbhing

[ivory marlin]

Watch out guys hes tbhing

[visual stream]

It looks like the devs have been in limbo about the direction they want to take the game for a long time

They keep doing polls asking if the community wants an extraction game, a co-op game, etc.

[ivory marlin]

It was a small group before it got bought iirc

And now its just kinda “now what”

[visual stream]

I think the initial idea of "medieval zombies" was a huge boom but I thought they had a better idea of where they were taking it

It looks like they are doing an RPG system with loot and tiers of loot so I guess that's part of it too

[signal spoke]

They about to add alien species to be the reason why the apocalypse happen

[visual stream]

I kinda just wanted a replayable game with satisfying melee combat like Darktide

And co-op

[ivory marlin]

[sterile basalt]

u still need help?

[visual stream]

They've been doing a lot of level building from what it looks like

Which like, not a great move if you don't know how the game is gonna play

[worn aspen]

Same question, different class: Anyone got suggestions for a zealot build that uses Chainaxe Only? Aim is Auric Maelstorm

[obsidian quail]

just take any build and use chainaxe (?)

except for stealth of course

[worn aspen]

Surely there must be a couple of talents that synergize well with the way the chainaxe works

[obsidian quail]

uhhhhhhh...

no?

[stone fern]

zealot has been optimized to death

theres like one build for everything

[north sedge]

marty or ij for chain axe

not a crit weapon don't use piety

[marsh plume]

If you’re new you can totally use it, the 1% more damage is something you could go for once u have ordo dockets saved up

[delicate sable]

Me when darktide shuts down

[stone fern]

you can click inspect and hover over the stats to see what they do

but for 99% of weapons the 1% doesnt matter

for flamer for example you only need 76% burn the extra 4% doesnt do anything

[delicate sable]

I go for 60 in mobility

[stone fern]

me when it gets unshut down

[misty nova]

Grounded 2
Outer worlds 2

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-let-him-cook-cook-cooking-breaking-bad-gif-27522167

[frosty herald]

outer worlds the first 80 dollar xbox game

[stone fern]

thats crazy ill buy it for 20 in 2 years

[visual stream]

Have there been any new Tanner botoids here that I've missed

[stone fern]

i dont know what any of those words mean but no

noone has been tannerposting lately

[hushed knoll]

OMG HI DOUGH

[hushed knoll]

What is tannerposting

[stone fern]

posting tanners opinions

[mighty root]

Sorry

Dump damage

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/esqui-expedition-33-wine-clair-obscur-esquie-wine-gif-537644450569445079

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-on-you-gif-25797108

[hushed knoll]

Who is tanner

[misty nova]

Salesmaxxing

[stone fern]

darktide tuber

[misty nova]

[stone fern]

r u messing with me

[hushed knoll]

Is he good

[stone fern]

no way you dont know

[frosty herald]

no lmao

[mighty root]

Yeah

[hushed knoll]

What’s wrong with him

[stone fern]

hes "ok"

[north sedge]

he's a raging douchebag

[stone fern]

very opinionated and hostile

[hushed knoll]

Is he on this server

[stone fern]

banned

[north sedge]

hasn't been in a long time

[signal spoke]

That's a lot of big spiders or crabs

[hushed knoll]

OH I REMEMBER HIM

I think I watched a YT vid of his the other day

I didn’t realize it was THE tanner

[misty nova]

Crab Stranding

[signal spoke]

Slopnner

[signal spoke]

Looking at it closer, they all look spiders

[mighty root]

Eat them

[hushed knoll]

No

Eat your face

Ooooo gottem

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/710431264678739990/1067309813106753678/peepo-laugh-point.gif

[mighty root]

@solar gorge please post Stan’s slop for me

[hushed knoll]

He can’t hear you

Nobody can

[stone fern]

@hushed knoll make more slop

[hushed knoll]

I don’t make slop

I make good tasting food

[mighty root]

Yeah you do

[stone fern]

make us a gallon of grool

[hushed knoll]

Taste > presentation

[mighty root]

False

[stone fern]

so tru

[hushed knoll]

You’ve never tasted my foot

Food

[stone fern]

now boil the ground meat

[stone fern]

dawg

😭

[hushed knoll]

It’s my fucking phone dude

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/slop-nuggets-gif-27588279

https://tenor.com/view/the-meal-bruhmoment-robustar-funny-gif-20116727

[hushed knoll]

This looks like a good hearty sauce

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/the-beverage-sparklesip-the-drink-swag-meal-the-meal-gif-25421049

[hushed knoll]

I should make this again

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-gif-3776187603538202643

[hushed knoll]

I still don’t understand this

[north sedge]

read the words

[hushed knoll]

I’ve never burnt anything

[mighty root]

That thang is burnt

[hushed knoll]

It’s well done fillet mignon

[stone fern]

the fucking triangle cheese

dawg

whyyyy

[hushed knoll]

Clad it’s really good

[mighty root]

[stone fern]

NO ITS NOT

it tastes like chemicals

[mighty root]

Well done and filet mignon don’t go together

[north sedge]

stan would be the only guy enjoying the food slop they have to eat in the matrix

[stone fern]

AAAAAAAAAAA

PLEASE

[hushed knoll]

It’s amazing

[mighty root]

I bet it taste amazing to you bubby

[hushed knoll]

What

Who is bubby

[hushed knoll]

I put ketchup on it too

[mighty root]

[hushed knoll]

Yim yum

[mighty root]

Now it’s rage baiting

[hushed knoll]

I’m serious lol

Ketchup on stake is good

[mighty root]

[hushed knoll]

I’ve said this many times

Steak

[mighty root]

Yeah man I’m sure

[hushed knoll]

Dude try it

Mayo and bbq sauce with stake is good too

[mighty root]

[hushed knoll]

Steak

[north sedge]

forgot about this stan creation

[mighty root]

[hushed knoll]

DUDE I LOVE THOSE

[mighty root]

Wiener

[hushed knoll]

They’re chicken breakfast sausages

[north sedge]

they look freeze dried but he just baked them

[mighty root]

I bet you love those shaboingboings in your mouth

[hushed knoll]

I do

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-orange-orange-annoyed-no-nooo-gif-25012293

[hushed knoll]

They literally are

[north sedge]

they started that way maybe

[sullen forge]

Arbitrator main dies:

[royal vortex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747186322745196665/1345047632669839370/police.gif

[hushed knoll]

HI JOSHO HIIII

I HATE DIET COKE WOOOOOO

HAD

IT WAS SO GOOD

IM HYPER

[hollow meteor]

[hushed knoll]

Hello bush

https://tenor.com/view/j-matthew-searching-bush-looking-gif-22597432

[north sedge]

wow stan i can't believe you hate diet coke

[broken turret]

i have so many slurs to call teammates

that follow you

when you're actually trying to be alone

like yeah i get they're trying to be helpful

but doesn't your fucking ogryn level intellect tell you that if i keep RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU

AND SAYING ON COMMS

THAT I'M DOING A PENANCE WHERE I HAVE TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOU

MEAN THAT I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO YOU

I'M TRYING TO DO A FUCKING LONER CHALLENGE

AND THAT MEANS I HAVE TO BE A L O N E

NOT WITH SOME FUCKING STUPID SHITASS MOUTH BREATHING CHROMOSOME DEFICIENT PRESERVITOR

[solar gorge]

i'm too late

fyrestone died

rip bozo

[frosty herald]

realizing i have to slog through pre lvl 30 lobbies with the worst players imaginable

[gaunt roost]

LMFAO

[stone fern]

u dont have to

[solar gorge]

can't wait to hard carry publets for 5 hours or so

[stone fern]

i can teach u the forbidden method of ultra fast ez levelling

but u have to done thing for me

[gaunt roost]

when does the new class drop anyways

[solar gorge]

23rd

[stone fern]

say my cat is ugly

[frosty herald]

is it just quickplay damnation leeching off of 30s

[sullen forge]

It’s honestly funny as hell

Especially when you’ve hit very high hours

The real slog will be damnation

Auric Damn

[clever swan]

if a group of people wanted to they could get someone to level 30 within like half an hour

some amount of them just has to get to the very end of a mission and have up to 3 dudes join them i guess

[frosty herald]

itl be very quick

just do auric maelstrom

[clever swan]

yeah it wont take that long even if you dont super cheese it

[sullen forge]

Actually realizing it’ll be flooded with new players so Auric might be actual hell lmao

[pure tree]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-eliud-gifs-warhammer-40k-tiranidos-warhammer-40k-combate-warhammer-40k-batalla-gif-18166870209917017475

[median steeple]

Auric is already hell

[tropic sinew]

rate my looks

[pure tree]

Red

[misty nova]

Average/10

[median steeple]

Had multiple games of true survivor ogryns just dying to bosses

[sullen forge]

OFFICER DOW-

[pure tree]

It's really funny how fast true survivor and havoc forged titles have been saturated

[sullen forge]

It’s why I don’t use them lmao

Means literally nothing now

[pure tree]

I still use it cuz it looks nice

But oh my god, you'd think people who have at least have those those titles would be reasonably fine at the game

But then you see them just run off into a horde and die bcuz they don't know how to position or back n forth with melee

[sullen forge]

Get beyond tilted that their team wasn’t carrying them

Something like that

[median steeple]

The only thing that stops me from getting more titles is my unbridled laziness

I should work towards budding interrogator

But I'll do it later

[pure tree]

It's wacky but it ain't the end of the world

[copper hawk]

gnarpbties

gnarpbities

[heady rapids]

the only type of player I can trust is a 3 wound ogryn

[sullen forge]

Martyr Ogryn

[pure tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/397919123117572098/1381389920429543544/caption.gif

[sullen forge]

Probably as good as Martyr Psyker

[sullen forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914161923334214/1375230550901788672/caption.gif

[heady rapids]

they need to rework ogryn again

only class rn that can't use wounds

fatshark must hate ogryn players

[sullen forge]

Ogryn feels too weak

Needs more buffs

Zealot is too strong also

[pure tree]

I died as ogryn, can we get a buff or two?

[heady rapids]

dude I just smashed my phone against the floor

screen first

[pure tree]

Why

[heady rapids]

it slipped out of my hand

[sullen forge]

No Ogryn buffs

That’s why

[stone fern]

no

play a game normally with zealot then towards the end swap out to the class you wanna level

if you have a friend in the game you can join through them

99% of the time game doesnt allow people to join after last event

also you cant play damnation sub level 25?

[heady rapids]

just run twins

[stone fern]

ainz is busy lil bro

[heady rapids]

no i mean kill yourself

I mean twins skip

and then you die

[stone fern]

dying xp is like 1/8th of winning xp

trust the process

just play your normal class and swap at the end

[heady rapids]

yeah but you get a lot per minute

and it's consistent

[stone fern]

auric maelstrom is a lot more

[heady rapids]

are you sure

[stone fern]

im not just sure

im HIV positive

[heady rapids]

does it show you at the end of the mission how much xp you get

[stone fern]

ye

it shows you even ath the mission board UI

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721796462404435968/1381629764250636431/Gs-n9dlasAAcF6c.gif

man idk if I wanna compare it

[stone fern]

#zealot-class message

1-3 mael gives you 10k

[frosty herald]

Hes got a really cool theme

[heady rapids]

factor in the time and 3xp curios

[sullen forge]

Another one to the pile

[stone fern]

no

[heady rapids]

yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1371151936228687994/pokes_you.gif

[stone fern]

just trust me

[heady rapids]

nuh uh

[stone fern]

everything maelstrom is 22k xp

lmoa

#zealot-class message

[heady rapids]

how long will that take you

[stone fern]

🤔

like 3 games?

[copper hawk]

i love this gif

[heady rapids]

to beat it?

[hushed knoll]

Are you really

[stone fern]

no

wait

6 games

yeah 6 games to max xp from everything maelstrom

[stone fern]

to get max level without curios

[heady rapids]

sounds pretty slow

[stone fern]

4.6 games with xp curios

dawg

🤔

how much xp is dying to twins?

[heady rapids]

idk

wanna find out

[stone fern]

aaaaaaa

@plush estuary hi

do u know how much xp is dying to twins?

[heady rapids]

prolly a lot

[plush estuary]

Unmm

I don't

[stone fern]

dude there is no way in hell its more than 5k at best

[heady rapids]

but it takes 3m

[plush estuary]

Iirc running a 3veg or JiIIV gives more exp

[stone fern]

SEEE

[plush estuary]

JIIIV bring the most exp

[heady rapids]

are you sure

[stone fern]

thats what i was telling him

[frosty herald]

dying to twins?

[plush estuary]

But I haven't seen one in awhile

[stone fern]

ye

[heady rapids]

clad launch darktide

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-looking-at-cellphone-man-thinking-statue-watching-cellphone-pondering-gif-9133796110692465311

[plush estuary]

I say medium attack

[plush estuary]

The menu lies

[stone fern]

lets say 22k

[plush estuary]

Btw

Not accurate

[stone fern]

noooooooo

😭

more or less?

[plush estuary]

More

[stone fern]

thats fine then

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721796462404435968/1381629764250636431/Gs-n9dlasAAcF6c.gif

[stone fern]

lowest estimate is 6 runs

[plush estuary]

There are ways to be even faster

[heady rapids]

accept

[plush estuary]

But I can't share those

Been awhile since I spedrun

[stone fern]

🚬

no one wants to know about your power matrix door hax

[plush estuary]

Its a dumb technique

Not even a door skip

[stone fern]

i think im just gonna do character swap at the end of maelstroms

[heady rapids]

clad add me

[stone fern]

u add me

my number is here

[heady rapids]

I ADDED YOU

[stone fern]

im not playing today

[heady rapids]

you're afraid

[stone fern]

lll accept soon 🫡

@primal scroll found one to power level with us

with sut thats 4

[heady rapids]

ok nvm

i think if i run south africa i can get an empty lobby

[stone fern]

🙄

dawg the plain is to not have an empty lobby

[heady rapids]

ok i got into an empty lobby

nice

[stone fern]

and now what?

[heady rapids]

now i kill myself

[stone fern]

are u gonna ring twins solo?

doesnt work loser

[heady rapids]

yes it does

[stone fern]

oh good god

THE FURTHER YOU ARE THE MORE XP YOU GET

you can not ring the bells solo

you need at least 3 ringers

[heady rapids]

since hwen

i did it with 2 people

[stone fern]

chat i am going to boil blade in the same water he tried to boil me in

.......

[heady rapids]

bullshit

[stone fern]

🙄

[heady rapids]

why can i ring with 2 but not with 1

[stone fern]

ur talking a lot of smach for someone so boilable

[median steeple]

I love 6x speed Libra

[mighty root]

@void bison

[stone fern]

i have been speed running games for contracts for a while

[stone fern]

i levelled 2 chars and deleted them for more blessings

i think id know how to cheat the system

[heady rapids]

no you wouldnt

uyr smelly

[stone fern]

chat i am going to kill blade

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1133548538647805964/1285621141905346560/attachment.gif?=

[stone fern]

https://imgur.com/4Qp4fPp

[frosty herald]

smiling like she didnt almost blow her head smoove off

[heady rapids]

can anyone log into darktide rn

for 5 min

[frosty herald]

why

[heady rapids]

i need to prove clad wrong

and for that i need to kill myself

[plush estuary]

Twin bells need minimum of 2 people

[heady rapids]

but i cant do that solo

[gaunt roost]

is dark communion trying to resurrect one of the twins

[stone fern]

🤪 🔫 🤣

[plush estuary]

Rodin

[median steeple]

Rodin died for our sins

[plush estuary]

Wrong one

[gaunt roost]

where is this from

[plush estuary]

My server

[stone fern]

his own private server

[plush estuary]

Thank miss kitty for drawing them

@pliant ice

[stone fern]

dont go there its very stinky

[frosty herald]

if we go by the mission lore and stuff they were trying to turn rodin into a great unclean one

[heady rapids]

yam can you open darktide

[gaunt roost]

into a what

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/nurgle-total-war-warhammer-great-unclean-one-daemons-nurgling-gif-24491424

[frosty herald]

what do you need

[heady rapids]

i need to do a twisn run in which i kill myself asap

and clock it

[frosty herald]

for XP?

[heady rapids]

tes'

yes

[stone fern]

aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[heady rapids]

once

[gaunt roost]

oh like THE nurgle thing

[stone fern]

fine running it now

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721796462404435968/1381629764250636431/Gs-n9dlasAAcF6c.gif

[stone fern]

i dont have my mouse plugged in btw

[frosty herald]

6930423202

[heady rapids]

how are you gonna ring the bell

[frosty herald]

fatshit code

[heady rapids]

k buy clad

bue

[stone fern]

track pad

[heady rapids]

BYE

[stone fern]

thanks

[heady rapids]

whats the lore behind not being able to ring the bells solo

[median steeple]

Chronic skill issue

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald i cant start it

for some reason

[stone fern]

fatshark hates solo play

[heady rapids]

o

nvm

it was just you

[stone fern]

noobs

[frosty herald]

Im gonna solo this bih

[plush estuary]

Probably to lessen the amount of people exp cheesing

By dying to HM twins

But who knows

[heady rapids]

your role is to die

[stone fern]

not even the emperor himself is gonna stop me from xp cheesing

[compact pelican]

is there a mission that can be use for " just a flesh wound" achivement

[stone fern]

train

[heady rapids]

yam wasted 5s

[stone fern]

@frosty herald see this dude

[compact pelican]

wasn't it fix?

[heady rapids]

probably better to run psyker

or vet

[stone fern]

hes BEGGING you for help and bitching at you

[heady rapids]

and kill myself with plasma

[stone fern]

nah it works there just needs to be a private game at heresy