zealot-class

[frozen kernel]

Commissar, shoot that heretic.

It was funny because my Psyker is so juiced, so I just sat in the back teaching the vet to listen for specialists

I was like Piccolo yelling “GOHAN, WHY DIDNT YOU SIDE DODGE”

I’m also the skulls guy

[grizzled aspen]

Be sure to tell your newbie friends about the sound for specialist waves.

Like the radio frequency sound.

[frozen kernel]

Pretty much whenever there’s a lull in comms I mention something new

^^

I stopped our Psyker from using a wound curio

“Are these worth anything or am I just fucking myself?”

“Yeah throw that shit in the trash”

[plush estuary]

lmao

I love pubs

they are so funny

[frozen kernel]

Lmao

[plush estuary]

agro dumped 5 ragers and a red crusher on me

and then blames me for having to kite

[frozen kernel]

I’m having Deja vu with my newbie friends because they’re exactly like the other group I played with in one way

[plush estuary]

hmmmmm

[delicate shadow]

coherency is important guys, that 5% damage boost would have saved you fr

[frozen kernel]

The Psyker is a rusher and the Veteran is a dragger

[plush estuary]

I was last to die

[frozen kernel]

One rushes ahead two rooms, the other is licking the environment for ammo after magdumping the horde

[gaunt meadow]

i wonder if this one guy hadron warned got servitor'd

[visual stream]

Sniper wave and dogs are the most obvious

[sullen forge]

@copper hawk

Did you get banned

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1374399585073627299/rekt.gif

[gaunt meadow]

i mean they are still in

might have became a servitor though

[obsidian prairie]

What did they do this time

[clever swan]

if we lost cica.....what would we even do........

https://tenor.com/view/cat-death-lol-gif-20542436

[sullen forge]

nothing lmao its a comment from nearly last year

LMAO

[obsidian prairie]

Amazing

[gaunt meadow]

its one of the two things hadron has ever said according to the sacred records of discordum

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/cod-black-ops-6/clips/ko5xOyQi9CeXXdKnL?invite=cr-MSxrUTUsMTA3NDAxNTcz
@sterile stone

[plush estuary]

wait

why'd you respond to a message from last year

[sullen forge]

clip name says enough

but I love running into this

[gaunt meadow]

i was looking up what hadron does/has ever said

[clever swan]

hadron's messages are meant to auto delete but i guess it missed a couple

[plush estuary]

lmao

cica and gawain

[sullen forge]

Ainz

post it

[sterile stone]

Not bad fella

[sullen forge]

we got to round 45 and everyone started going down accept me somehow

Honestly liking round 40+

[sterile stone]

I'm gonna start going off my usual

[sullen forge]

its enough Elite + special spam to keep my on my ass

but like

not enough to make me want to slam my head against the wall

[acoustic dune]

is cica dead?

[violet hornet]

hmm maybe we should all ping him

[acoustic dune]

120 sec time out is insane

[grizzled aspen]

RAAAA I LOVE MACHINE GUNS

[obsidian prairie]

Illuminates watching in horror as the fresh recruit wipes a diff 10 with the starter MG

[grizzled aspen]

Believe it or not, I was using the stalwart.

[obsidian prairie]

close enough

[grizzled aspen]

Throw that mf on the 1,150rpm and you can shred an overseer.

[obsidian prairie]

Your RPM just determines your chances of victory

[grizzled aspen]

I wish the medium pen mg had better handling bc I'd rather use that.

But I can't track a flying overseer for shit so I don't use it.

[violet hornet]

someone here recommended the wasp for those and I've been using it, works great

[sullen forge]

I think that was Yam

cause iirc he uses the Wasp

Me I've always been an extremely devout Las Cannon user

Used it since launch and haven't stopped

[violet hornet]

based tbh

[sullen forge]

Yes

[violet hornet]

las-98?

[sullen forge]

I got kicked alot

around release

but they simply didn't appreciate Inf ammo Chaffe clear

(back in the day where if you didn't run Railgun you got kicked)

[violet hornet]

just because they cant use it doesnt mean everyone cant

[hearty nebula]

glurp

[hearty nebula]

I only ever played with my friend on duos so I fortunately never had that problem

We mostly used AMR and Arc Thrower

[sullen forge]

That was my second go too

Arc Thrower

remember when it could stun lock hulks?

LMAO

[hearty nebula]

Arc Thrower got neutered so hard for so long

[sullen forge]

like pathetically easily stun locked them

[hearty nebula]

Ye

Can still do that now but takes 2 shots

[sullen forge]

Hell I still beam hulk visors from across the map with the Las Cannon, that's where I truly shine anyways

more of a Bot/Squid diver

I do not like bugs

[hearty nebula]

Though I did have one funny clip

1sec

dont touch my fucking jump pack you sticky fingered shitstain

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/jVI9STZlkF6K_8s8c?invite=cr-MSxUSTQsMTA3NDAxNTcz

Forgot, I also run Quasar for when I specifically want to kill armor

I am very much energy based weaponry over ballistics

[hearty nebula]

queso cannon my beloved

[hearty nebula]

yes, the revolver execution was in fact, personal

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/jhcMnWstSjpAeEITO?invite=cr-MSxOazIsMTA3NDAxNTcz

I love bearing witness to accidents

Also I love laser chaining...

[hearty nebula]

Get a full squad with laser cannons

Melt any heavy enemy in like 5 seconds

[sullen forge]

the power of 1000 suns

directly pointed at 1 heavy unit

[grizzled aspen]

Alternatively, drop 4 500kgs on the same enemy.

[acoustic dune]

what loadout are you running?

[grizzled aspen]

Constitution, peacekeeper, high exp frags, stalwart, shield gen pack, mg turret, hmg manned turret.

[violet hornet]

highest kill score from my own pod

highest melee kills:

[blissful tendon]

does dclaw appreciate purge the unclean that much

[clever swan]

@coarse dagger better question is what nutrients doesnt it give (vitamins is the answer) this is for 100g of chia seeds

[blissful tendon]

or can i leave it out without missing out on much

[acoustic dune]

how does one even get 200 melee krill

[violet hornet]

man really hates squids lol

[acoustic dune]

fair nuff

[coarse dagger]

I wish they weren't so expensive. I would like to add them to smoothies

[plush estuary]

@sullen forge

I accidently added a rumbler ogryn into my havoc

[sullen forge]

And that was

[plush estuary]

2nd row

I'm 3rd

[sullen forge]

the one who took least amount of damage

oh

yeah

[plush estuary]

I still did more damaghe

and least taken

[sullen forge]

seems about right

[analog ember]

that ammo taken stat

for not even the most damage

[violet hornet]

rumblergryns on their way to eat literally every ammo drop

[sullen forge]

I've just been avoiding rumbler ogryns

I dont like that they genuinely turn the game off more than Smyker can

[plush estuary]

I cant trust bursters

[clever swan]

new smite-psyker-like second-class citizen just dropped

[violet hornet]

and they don't even need to stop to do it

[plush estuary]

and rituals

he can activate them from like 100 meters awawy

got us killed on our 1st run

[plush estuary]

its time for havoc 40

the baby

[sullen forge]

HAVOC

READY

[plush estuary]

GALE

HE IS BASED

SPEED AURA

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damage dump Psword

[copper hawk]

wow

D:

abysmal dogshit

[plush estuary]

He is perfect

[analog ember]

ethical build

[plush estuary]

I looked at his buld....

its right side only vet

based

[visual stream]

The Subclass Enjoyer

[plush estuary]

a baby

[delicate shadow]

astaghfirullah

[plush estuary]

did you sneeze?

[clever swan]

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/zakir-naik-may-allah-forgive-you-because-i-wont-gif-25702260

[plush estuary]

mb

[clever swan]

[delicate shadow]

how'd the newbie handle his first havoc?

[plush estuary]

we wiped 😔

doing an easier map with him

still a 40

[grizzled aspen]

Ok chat am I valid for booting this guy or no?

[clever swan]

why dont i ever get carried through havoc 40. this is glorpshit

[violet hornet]

where's blight on gloriana when you need it

[grizzled aspen]

For context I was hunting super samples and there were 7 on the map and I knew where they were.

[heady frost]

I stopped playing +/- when relic blades dropped, what's the consensus on them? MK X or MK II? Which one is a more solid choice overall?

[clever swan]

he started the evac i guess?

[grizzled aspen]

And the guy called extract.

[clever swan]

dang....

[visual stream]

Are you host?

[grizzled aspen]

Yup.

[visual stream]

Host makes da rulez imo

Yeah that's valid

[grizzled aspen]

10 is more simple and has the better performance, numerically, but 2 is more fun imo.

Horde clear for 10 is literally just spam lights and use the poke to pick out elites.

[heady frost]

ah so kinda like it was back then lmao

thanks!

[grizzled aspen]

Horde clear for 2 is very similar to mk3 evisc if you have used that a lot.

[heady frost]

mk2 it is, my beloved

[heady frost]

yea i used to

[delicate shadow]

yeah it is like a less overpowered evis

really gotta get around to nerfing that mk3

[long oasis]

just go back to using evis bro its meta

[heady frost]

meta 🤮

[delicate shadow]

meow isn't even here rn idk why I'm doing this

[modern lintel]

perhaps youre just evil

[delicate shadow]

I mean all discord mods are ontologically evil, this is known

[hearty nebula]

@copper hawk

[delicate shadow]

especially the ones that lie about being one of the good ones, anyway it's a good thing I'm not like them

[copper hawk]

didnt expect snake

[long oasis]

its mostly preference imo, mk2 has easier access to verticals and has horizontal PA, mk10 has ezpz horizontal lights like the evis and a stab PA

[hearty nebula]

what did u expec

[plush estuary]

mk 10 easier to learn moveset but if you can learn the moveset mk2 performs better

[delicate shadow]

first 12 seconds is the average pub havoc experience

[hearty nebula]

isnt it like

a 10% dps difference or something

[delicate shadow]

mk2 also activates ye olde uppercut neurons

people fucking LOVE uppercuts

[blissful tendon]

blehh

[hearty nebula]

i like the uppercut on force greatsword sprint attack

the light

[delicate shadow]

same

[hearty nebula]

surprisingly juicy damage

[delicate shadow]

like say what you will about the actual balancing of newer weapons, the movesets tend to be fun af

[hearty nebula]

Oh ya definitely

I mean other than the fact bfgs has like

30 meters of almost infinite cleave

i wouldn't say they overperform outside of that

[long oasis]

bro I just realized you can hit the lamps in the meat grinder

and they break tf

[delicate shadow]

I actually dunno what bps that's hitting but I personally wouldn't go out of my way for that node on dclaw

[hearty nebula]

and this is even on scriers build

tho just about any melee weapon mulches enemies on scriers

lol

i gotta get my thumb outta my ass at some point and try out devil's claw on scriers

[delicate shadow]

it's fun, big speed and big parries

[copper hawk]

yet another infinite cleave psyker weapon

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-spongebob-plankton-true-truth-gif-5372815280279127843

[copper hawk]

lmfao

true !

[hearty nebula]

https://imgur.com/a/HegM7dM

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/guts-and-blackpowder-danish-gif-4671833751712398379

[sullen forge]

me millionth inf cleave psyker weapon

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340130504040644628/1377815565321769051/20250522_224219.jpg?ex=683a563d&is=683904bd&hm=2c3eda6afd38982b0dc908ef3b455864bdad76fca3e7e9ef92d4524d4a067941&

de kommer hjaelp

os.

[sullen forge]

Refuse to believe Danish is a real language

[hearty nebula]

whatever u say pookie

[delicate shadow]

det er ægte

[hearty nebula]

go speak ur fantasy made up language somewhere else

nerd

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-turkiye-turkish-space-program-gif-23500051

[hearty nebula]

??

Where's the turkish person

[elfin thorn]

have you checked under your bed?

[hearty nebula]

I'd have to get my house fumigated if I found one under my bed

So thankfully no

[delicate shadow]

in Greece and Albania ofc

[elfin thorn]

evil turkey 🦃

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/pls-god-strike-this-individual-down-gif-8512335432130353027

[visual stream]

I think I'll stop suffering as much if I just swallow the revolver pill instead of using combat shotgun

Revo is good into reapers right?

[hearty nebula]

yes

[obsidian prairie]

Laspistol is better

[copper hawk]

turks and greeks bickering over who's the best country from their comfy apartments in berlin germany and sydney australia

[hearty nebula]

REAL

[visual stream]

Would like the ranged to be decent into ragers too so sadly no laspistol rep today

[copper hawk]

my favorite pair of political rage baiters

[obsidian prairie]

Shredder

[visual stream]

Just doesn't feel good into reapers honestly

[delicate shadow]

Sydney-siders are a special breed of shitposting weirdo

[copper hawk]

i think someone posted here a screencap of a turkish person shitting on greeks in a comment section of an online food recipe of all places

over boklava

[visual stream]

I might be spoiled by bolter but half a mag or more for one reaper is

[copper hawk]

baclava

however u spell it

[obsidian prairie]

Get a DoD proc then try again

[delicate shadow]

baklava

[visual stream]

On vet

[obsidian prairie]

Weep.

[visual stream]

xd

[mystic scarab]

I thought zealot was fast 😭

[runic grotto]

he is

[mystic scarab]

How does a regular horde move kill me 5 feet away then

[runic grotto]

skill issue

[mystic scarab]

When im running

[runic grotto]

Out of stamina

[visual stream]

Oh groaners are faster

[obsidian prairie]

Sprinting does not give you dodge state

[visual stream]

They buffed the movement speed

Also that

[runic grotto]

If you have stamina - you are probably fine

[mystic scarab]

But i did have full stam 😭

[runic grotto]

And even then it's not guaranteed

[hearty nebula]

Have you tried killing them instead of tucking tail

[delicate shadow]

if you don't explicitly dodge an incoming melee attack you're risking getting hit

[hearty nebula]

^

[mystic scarab]

I have but i was too swamped, i was trying to gain distance cuz i was the last alive

[runic grotto]

If you need to back up, dodge back and push

Block

[hearty nebula]

fotf also stuns basically anything except for bulwarks

[delicate shadow]

see if you make sure you're the first to die then you avoid the pain of failing the clutch entirely

[hearty nebula]

real

[delicate shadow]

but yea you pretty much wanna dodge any given incoming melee attack if you can

super obvious ik, but I'm just saying it because the dodge windows in DT are very forgiving (unless you lag spike then flip a coin) and you wanna abuse that shit as much as possible

[plush estuary]

30min in and we just finished hab dreyko mid event

jesus

terrible spawns

[hearty nebula]

lol

[delicate shadow]

putting the poor bugger through the ringer lmao

[mystic scarab]

What perks should my flamethower have?

[hearty nebula]

read guide

[mystic scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/sullimvs-jinrinotes-jinnielabs-dog-crying-gif-22771721

[violet hornet]

zealots when someone asks them to read

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/opinion-bunny-cat-meme-tim-gif-5757637543570572724

[copper hawk]

people to my character

tuff bein a felinid on atoma..

did u see my toxic player clip

ainz

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/knUSawgPKy1CQ8KPL?invite=cr-MSxVUHUsMjA0MjU2ODk0

[plush estuary]

BRO I CANT PEEK

5000000 GUNNERS

[copper hawk]

fastest character in the game right

[plush estuary]

I min cica

I will look

[copper hawk]

first lesson of today

everyone who says anything about zealot is lying

[violet hornet]

... that's literally the start of the map tho

[copper hawk]

yeah they're dogshit lmfao

those two guys

the ogryn was standing afk cuz he was pissed we went forward

we went forward, killed a horde, went back and killed their horde, and then we started pushing again and killed the other horde

there was nothing around the ogryn when we left

the psyker went down because he jumped instead of dodged to two groaners on the little spool thing at the stairs going to the door

and we revived him

Erm Why Are You Running Ahead

[copper hawk]

if half the team (literally) is ahead of you then u might be the problem

rep like 500 psyker too lol

we were using heavy sword and heavy evis as well

we're not moving very fast

[violet hornet]

was it a smyker

tbf hsword pretty fast

[copper hawk]

ogryn had a tempter tantrum cuz he's sitll in the room just after the spawn drop down

still*

[violet hornet]

but if you haven't gone down that drop you're not leaving them behind for sure

[copper hawk]

idk what the psyker was using

i want to say a purg staff

and assail

we hadn't dropped yet cuz we were waiting for them

[violet hornet]

lmao

they're gonna go on reddit and rant about how much they hate loner zealots

[sullen forge]

Not all Ogryns, just always an Ogryn

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/kn9Yd5OOX9pBZLcxW?invite=cr-MSxEaVksMTA3NDAxNTcz

That ogryn looking like Conquest after Mark was finished with him

[copper hawk]

bro got beat ot death

meow and i were in vc at the time and we were talking about like the most vocally toxic players

and since the ogryn update it's usually been psykers

ogryns dont really have much to complain about

[sullen forge]

^ @copper hawk

from my personal experience

its Ogryns

mainly cause they're overly cocky from powercreep

[copper hawk]

random psykers tend to have like this entitlement complex because they're the wizard character to need a personal protection detail

ogryns never struggle anymore so they don't really get the opportunity to complain

like they don't face adversity if they even reach the bottom of their talent trees

in melee or ranged

so they will usually onyl complain about the one thing they don't have (thank god): movement

[sullen forge]

kid named knife

or well cleaver

excuse me

[copper hawk]

if they get disabled or are too far behind they'll complain

[sullen forge]

Cleaver + Bullrush

lmao

Get Stuck In, Also

[silver granite]

Struggling with the shocking stuff penance

Any pointers?

I keep getting randoms who don't read the chat

[violet hornet]

throw a grenade

[silver granite]

Ah yes why didn't I think of that?

[sullen forge]

@copper hawk I think its becoming sad how I more look forward to playing with Zealot + Vet matches

[stable cypress]

you forgot the other thing they don't have: Ammo because they magdump all of their rumbler beans every time a single bruiser shows up

[sullen forge]

than like having more than 2 ogryns or psykers in a match

[sullen forge]

The funniest thing is

they can run BLO

with Back off

and have infinite ammo

they just dont for some reason

LMAO

[violet hornet]

realistically if you toss a few grenades at once in a very large horde (doing hi intensity non-shock troop gauntlet gives the most) and shoot them with a full tank of flamer you should be good

[stable cypress]

imagine having to melee in between constantly shitting out grenades

[silver granite]

Ok

[long oasis]

have you tried throwing a grenade AND killing them?

[sullen forge]

Veteran wishes it could pull Bullshit like this off in regards to ammo

Rumbler stinky!!!

[long oasis]

also heavy sword is very good for this

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus ogryns upon gazing at the armor meatball (they have to press space bar instead of w and left click)

[silver granite]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-duh-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-gif-21849807

[violet hornet]

mercantile on "the carnival" has a spot at the start right before the second explosive you stick on a wall where you're just flooded with nonstop chaff, that's a good spot to try

[copper hawk]

yeah.

[sullen forge]

grug mentioned, DMing you something

[obsidian prairie]

Managed to bull rush through a railing and when rescued it dropped me through the railway segment before end event

[silver granite]

I am using the relic blade for this

[obsidian prairie]

There are functional spawn points down there somehow

[violet hornet]

probably a good weapon for it as well

[silver granite]

As I said the problem is

Randoms keep killing the crowd

And I can't find a squad

[long oasis]

look for a lobby in the lfg channels

[silver granite]

I'm in asia

[lament folio]

why's the mkIV tact axe bad

[silver granite]

[lament folio]

well

[sullen forge]

light spam

[plush estuary]

no sweeping heavbies

[lament folio]

besides the reaaally low light damage

[plush estuary]

for BM

[sullen forge]

That also

[violet hornet]

if you can get a single other person that needs the same penance, you can use each other's stun nades for it in a private game

[silver granite]

Ah ok

[lament folio]

I dont feel like my waveclear is that great even with BM

[silver granite]

I didn't think of that

Thanks @violet hornet

[lament folio]

but maybe because the range and sweep of the taxe is just

really short

lmao

[plush estuary]

WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

56 min

his 1st havoc

level 31 vet

[sullen forge]

holy shit

he never has to touch havoc again

LMAO

[lament folio]

holy shit

why is the MkIV combo so

disgustingly weird

[clever swan]

such is life in the zone

[lament folio]

I also cant tell the difference

between mkII and VII

like their attacks are so fast

[plush estuary]

their direction of their attacks iirc

7 is right to left

and 2 is left to right

could be wrong

[lament folio]

amazing

when can we get an ogryn level moveset visualisation for all the weapons

[plush estuary]

1 min

I could find it

[lament folio]

these really do help learning new weapons

[lament folio]

thank much

[plush estuary]

path is working on it

[lament folio]

ooh

thats great

[sullen forge]

who has the fucked up-

[plush estuary]

checking his steam guide

[sullen forge]

actually hold on

[plush estuary]

mk2

mk4

[lament folio]

its so complicated holy shit

LOL

[plush estuary]

mk7

[lament folio]

thanks

[sullen forge]

Combat Axe for reference as well

[lament folio]

hows headtaker vs decimator actually

[sullen forge]

the guide is very literal

[silver granite]

@plush estuary can you please help me with a penance

If possible (since I've seen you help out other noobs in chat)

[visual stream]

Most boss damage by far on the bright side

[analog ember]

lol yeah at the expense of taking all teh ammo...

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/500-cigarettes-five-hundred-cigarettes-gif-6779891482871762392

500 ammo tins

[plush estuary]

I didnt fight bosses

I backed up

I didnt care

[plush estuary]

not tonight

moved to VT

[visual stream]

Ainz are you knowledgeable about vet building for Havoc

[plush estuary]

yes

[visual stream]

Wondering if my current set-up is decent

[plush estuary]

all classes

[silver granite]

No worries

[visual stream]

Any improvements for this?

[obsidian prairie]

mk6 knife

[visual stream]

Going for elite and specialist hunter-esque build

[visual stream]

Worth losing the single target damage?

[ornate bone]

Do people not use FT anymore

[obsidian prairie]

You barely lose any

[ornate bone]

Like lol I kinda hate using specialist

[visual stream]

I'll try it in this next match

[obsidian prairie]

Pretty sure mk6 has better damage with PA spam

[obsidian prairie]

Probably use one of those for a stam regen delay node

Vet knife without one is painful

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277023294108864619/1377777248102256650/Regular_Show_Dropping_the_Hypest_Synth_music_1.mp4?ex=683a328d&is=6838e10d&hm=2b132d026cb519c70f8760fd439549760bc95aaffca7ba13f5a0aeeddad96b28&

[visual stream]

Smokes need grenade tink?

[obsidian prairie]

Better than covering fire

[visual stream]

And the two left nodes are for revo damage+toughness gen

[obsidian prairie]

So is most the tree

[visual stream]

True

I don't understand dropping Exhil and Longshot though

[obsidian prairie]

Longshot is just bad

Damage isn't high enough to justify shooting at targets years away

[visual stream]

Fair enough

Also debating determined because revo shooting under fire blows

[long oasis]

take the supression perk?

[visual stream]

That wastes a shot and doesn't cover every enemy that could be shooting at you

At least that's my guess

Unless the suppression is huge huge

Havoc 9er requests to join my lobby

Surely nothing will go wrong

[rocky gull]

is “abhor the mutant” glitched or something

[median steeple]

it's finnicky

you have to get the kill while charging and it has weird timing

[visual stream]

Why does the game require that we claim the havoc loot box to be able to queue

Who is playing havoc that cares about crafting resources at fucking all

[plush estuary]

[visual stream]

Mouthbreathers not claiming them and I can't kick the person who I KNOW is the problem because they're not responding in text

So scrap the whole party

[rocky gull]

honestly with how bad the timing is they should probably change the penance to be while you’re under the effect of the buff

[visual stream]

Thammer works pretty well for it

[rocky gull]

my zealot is level 8

[visual stream]

oop

https://tenor.com/view/my-first-girlfriend-turned-into-the-moon-thats-rough-that-rough-buddy-avatar-avatar-the-last-airbender-gif-5710468

[plush estuary]

sienna is dumb

only legend

[clever swan]

psyker wins even when it's not psyker

[plush estuary]

shrimple

[modern lintel]

should destory shrimp

[sullen forge]

The low level zealot grind

[visual stream]

Gamers is there anything else that can make a party ineligible for Havoc assignments

Other than people not grabbing boxes

Given that the people joining me are already eligible, since they joined me through the party finder

[long oasis]

if someone leaves right as a havoc gets queued itll bug out the host

[visual stream]

That happened and I just restarted it now

That would explain until now though

Does restarting the game fix it?

[long oasis]

usually but sometimes youll need to talk to dukane and cancel the deployment

but it wont lose you a try I think

[visual stream]

Ohhh okay sweet

Oh I think I get it

The names of the players I last had in the lobby were on the side

I think the game believes I NEED those specific players

[sterile stone]

PSA

Don't listen to low level pub players

They're damn near almost always wrong.

[analog ember]

PSA
Don't listen to low level pub players

[visual stream]

The voices

[long oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scream-cat-screaming-screaming-cat-screaming-cat-meme-cat-holding-head-gif-18315479387537093127

[visual stream]

I like to think people in 30 years will clown us for thinking what we have is advanced just like they thought the playstation was at its peak back then

[sterile stone]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/2739a5f2bc1b4797e3ad21bc9de3001f/cd272662aac22b72-84/s540x810/3976de554a7b608e0c51122b7db72415eb8d3619.gif

[visual stream]

Why are you shoot me

[hot dove]

Damn relic blade is hard as hell to use. Feels like i can’t dodge nearly as much as normal

[modern lintel]

the side effects of playing ds and knife

[obsidian prairie]

5 dodge addiction

[hot dove]

Nah i’ve been playing with the two handed chainsword

[obsidian prairie]

That has less dodges and worse distance what

[visual stream]

He must have been using a build with IJ and not using IJ on RB

[hot dove]

No fucking clue i just feel slower with the relic blade

[obsidian prairie]

Skull issue

Too heavy

Shave some off for weight optimization

[visual stream]

Lift more 💪

Do cardio

[hearty nebula]

could mean dodge recovery time?

im not sure what the stats are or if that changes at all between weapons

[hot dove]

I just know that somehow someway maulers specifically eat my ass out when I’m using relic blade. Could just be i suck ass with it rn

[ornate bone]

Sometimes this game just doesn’t make sense to me

I struggle with book spam evis but clear 25 with ease when I use devil claw crit book spam instead

[plush estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990131116910465024/1377614424722116719/AQPCRvDf2JF_1VG2rHl0XZDkbQngn8T4YzoRQByzZpN0cubddRAJg6-2VJ6d0UnjcwGkTVKMQO3Rri5cmNXis-_Yli8-hMvbN-1eVzk.mp4?ex=68399ae9&is=68384969&hm=fcb3154edc76a01320834ac4239bc7cda9c7deb47b8758a5a6612f5571329f94&

@sullen forge

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-no-nope-gif-14010973797527557333

[rocky gull]

fina
lly
got it

[mystic scarab]

Zealot can give yellow toughness??

[rocky gull]

ye

[mystic scarab]

How

[obsidian prairie]

Middle ability

[modern lintel]

bros fried

[mystic scarab]

Becon of purity?

Oh middle red

[sterile stone]

He's got the diesel patches pfp, it checks out.

[mystic scarab]

Which aura is good to have?

[obsidian prairie]

Benediction

[mystic scarab]

I dont need any perk from the other trees?

[copper hawk]

Drop the talent to the left of scourge

Take second wind

The talent next to enduring faith

It's our single best combat sustain talent in the game

Makes or breaks builds

[visual stream]

I can't tell if SW is a crutch or not honestly

I used to not run it and I didn't get the craze but I still did well

Putting it on just let me be even more hyper-aggressive

[heady rapids]

everything is a crutch

[visual stream]

Friendly reminder that enemies can attack through walls just like us

[heady rapids]

can't wait to play the new elden ring game

[visual stream]

I have never seen a dog do this

[copper hawk]

@sullen forge @spare talon

[median steeple]

Freakion

[spare talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/971904116144095292/1298312105069514812/media-iv-text.gif

[copper hawk]

https://www.gamesradar.com/games/third-person-shooter/helldivers-2-sees-over-2-600-negative-steam-reviews-in-one-day-a-40x-increase-from-2-days-ago-as-players-accuse-arrowhead-of-forging-the-galactic-war-narrative-and-apparently-forget-how-war-works/

https://tenor.com/view/renuu-thanos-rest-peaceful-gif-20831938

[rocky gull]

bro got vored through a solid wall

[ornate bone]

Does heavy sword work with crit builds at all or is its base crit to weak?

[visual stream]

I don't hsword but I would assume a piety build would actually work quite well

Spamming crit means spamming your means of damaging armor with that melee

[rocky gull]

May I have tips for the “kill 40 enemies affected by stun grenade in 10s” penance besides bringing a full team of zealots?

[spare talon]

damnation
horde
flamer

[rocky gull]

well since horde is the way to go I think I can reuse the strat I ised to get the knock down 40 guys with ogryn’s charge penance (group up a mortis horde with friends)

[tropic pelican]

remember to wiggle your flamer for better flamin

[mystic scarab]

What kind of curios should i be having with zealot

[obsidian prairie]

They’re just now realizing the plot has rails

Really

[heady rapids]

This is about a chinese mistranslation that made people think that they control the city

Has nothing to do with the plot

[obsidian prairie]

The plot was mentioned in the article

Passingly but still

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-buster-baxter-bunny-you-really-think-someone-would-do-that-go-on-the-internet-and-tell-lies-gif-17527378

[modern lintel]

surly not

[ripe quest]

It was mostly due to a mistranslation, there was an unneeded addition to the text for the "held" bar implying that completing the bar would successfully hold off the invasion, so they feel like the victory was stolen. Kinda is also tied to misinfo due to a lack of good info being available.

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah I read the article I caught that

I just care more about the other thing

[copper hawk]

@sullen forge @spare talon

[pearl quest]

which are some good blessings for the relic blade and the spear boltgun

[hard nexus]

cranial rampage, flak carapace/elites

puncture shattering impact, carapace unyielding

[frosty herald]

Cranial rampage unyielding elites sword

Carapace unyielding puncture brittleness bolter

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-press-close-staredown-train-gif-22975756

[pearl quest]

Ty

[ripe quest]

real ones know that overload is baller compared to the mediocrity that is cranial.

Cranial - Weakspot damage (), increased uptime (), no explosion ()
Overload - Explosion (), reduced downtime ()
no diff it's just that simple

[signal spoke]

My behated dog attack

Mf just rushes with no stop and pounces

[ripe quest]

Though real talk it's better for uptime %: time enabled / (time enabled/time overloaded) just due to cranial having a proc cooldown. That's on the technicality that your uptime is lower, the % is just better due to downtime being lower as well, but that has the silver lining of you exploding more often which is peak material.

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

Helldiver players really have the IQ lower than the average tiktoker NPC

[tame sluice]

It was a CJN translation error

The text read out as "succesfully defended" in the Chinese localization so Chinese players rightfully assumed that the bar could be maxed out to hold the city

[signal spoke]

Though that wasnt a thing from previous defense campgains translations

[tame sluice]

Review bombing over it is excessive, but they're not stupid for doing it

The super earth defense campaign is not the same as other defense campaigns

[heady rapids]

ye its a new attrition campaign

[signal spoke]

I really have not played much of the invasion, still felt the same besides the environment

[heady rapids]

it has a lot of new mission types

[signal spoke]

I know that theres a taking down a giant voidship with a manually control cannon

But is there really more? Thought it was just that

[heady rapids]

ye

there's one where illuminate land

[ripe quest]

That one and repel warpships are the main two. There's some other ones but they're just normal missions.

Well, normal in that they're similar to already existing ones. The SE 'protect high value assets' mission is unique to SE but it's just a normal mission

[signal spoke]

Oh I thought that was just reinforces dropping down like the bots

[ripe quest]

Repel is pretty fun, Warpships drop down all over the map and if enough land you start losing the area. Gotta kill them faster than they can land.

[heady rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/1377777173439709204/Dam_terraria.mov?ex=683a327c&is=6838e0fc&hm=c119b621eefa76e1319507a7bce06de2e26966caf8a84e03e5728ef88903a986&

[jagged cradle]

That’s not nightrein

[red pawn]

relic blade MkX, good boss damage, bad boss damage, or okay boss damage?

[elfin thorn]

good boss damage when empowered. def chunky when u hit the weakspots

can get better if you/someone else applies brittle stacks

[polar nexus]

You're back!!!!!

[polar nexus]

Good

[grizzled aspen]

It's still super annoying because most of the playerbase don't understand that killing enemies doesn't do jack shit and they waste their time mulching overseers instead of cracking ships.

Takes 3 rounds with an eruptor to bring a ship down, just keep running and make sure you've got that much to kill a ship with if you decide to shoot at one.

[misty nova]

That's a perfectly challengeable fire zone

C'mon get in there

Start shooting

[undone pewter]

Oooh baba

[hollow meteor]

GET IN THERE

MAKE 'EM SCREAM

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/pukeko-baby-pukeko-bird-big-feet-baby-bird-gif-17348863752699685649

[frosty herald]

DA DA DA DA DA DAD ADA DADADDADADDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[primal scroll]

What the hell are those?

[boreal raven]

Defective units that made it past gods quality control

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-bird-bird-damn-distraction-pukeko-gif-930861285998444136

Pukeko

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-founding-father-thomas-jefferson-purseworm-gif-17270760326571066087

[runic grotto]

What keystone do I use for thammer havoc?

[misty nova]

Martyrdom or IJ

Unless you want Stalwart for some reason

[runic grotto]

https://i.vgy.me/f91OhF.jpg
https://i.vgy.me/daFE06.jpg

Any way I can get IoD?

Or not worth

Or change anything and maybe still get book instead of charge for havoc?

[misty nova]

You need the extra 2 wounds for Martyrdom

[runic grotto]

missclick, right

thanks

[north sedge]

Martyrs purpose bad

[runic grotto]

I'm just used to getting the red talent on the right for other 2 keystones

I KNOW

[misty nova]

You can drop Enduring faith

[stray summit]

DAMNATIOOOONNNNN

[misty nova]

But then you'd need another 2 points

[runic grotto]

yea, but I need 2 more

[misty nova]

So either drop the path to twbs

Or drop anoint and purge

[stray summit]

Take the 2 extra wounds

[runic grotto]

no twbs on thammer is gonna suck

[stray summit]

Non-negotiable for martyrdom build

[runic grotto]

I KNOOOW

[winter oxide]

do not drop twbs

[runic grotto]

What do I drop then if anything?

Maybe iod is not worth dropping anything

[winter oxide]

ye

[misty nova]

Now you don't have CDR

So pick your poison

💀

[winter oxide]

martyrdom in havoc 💀

[stray summit]

drop knives and get the stun grenades so you can have more points

near the end

[runic grotto]

And lose second wind

Sure

[north sedge]

Iod isn't that hot on a non crit weapon anyway

[runic grotto]

Although chastise is good toughness regen

Maybe I don't need second wind?

[stray summit]

Yes

[misty nova]

Chastise is a guaranteed crit

[runic grotto]

iod is always hot

[stray summit]

Plus you're martyrdom you have insane toughness anyway

[winter oxide]

i went for crit thammer

[north sedge]

That's still pretty small, and on hammer you're more often going for a single hit fury

[runic grotto]

https://i.vgy.me/GlOvdk.jpg
https://i.vgy.me/AT6EN4.jpg

[winter oxide]

cuz im not confident enough to run martyrdom in havoc

[misty nova]

That small is enough

[hushed knoll]

HI DOUGH WE LOVE YOU DOUGH

EVERYONE PLEASE HEARTILY GREET DOUGH

[stray summit]

I don't wanna

[hushed knoll]

😒 I take it back

[winter oxide]

if you want iod so bad jsut go crit thammer

fk martyrdom

dont ruin the talent tree like that

[misty nova]

Why does bro have a genie lamp rubbing playlist

[runic grotto]

I didn't say I want iod, I was asking if I need it and if I need it how do I get it

[winter oxide]

no you dont

[violet hornet]

I dough'n't* wanna

[misty nova]

Just queue with a psyker using Psy Aura
Let him kill everything

[acoustic dune]

everyday

[stray summit]

This is what I use

[runic grotto]

You sound confident, I'm gonna stay like this

[misty nova]

Leech your cdr

[stray summit]

IoD + Martyr keystone obv

[acoustic dune]

stan commit a new crime

https://tenor.com/view/hi-smiley-face-yellow-gif-8004301841562115300

@violet hornet

[runic grotto]

ewww, ewew, no second wind, no enduring faith, no duelist

[winter oxide]

yeah it looks better than what he posted

[violet hornet]

Yoo what up knify

[runic grotto]

Is that even a zealot build?

[acoustic dune]

drawing on a communal project

you installed sm2 yet?

[violet hornet]

Me? I played sm2 with you earlier this week lmao

[runic grotto]

I wonder if marty tdr is better than enduring faith

How many stacks of marty I get at most?

It's like 6, right?

[violet hornet]

(I sucked ass)

[runic grotto]

No way it's better

[stray summit]

Don't need it, dont need it, and I dont need it

[acoustic dune]

wait no i was thinking off @visual stream

[hushed knoll]

I DON’T

I MEANT RUNNING

[acoustic dune]

@violet hornet wanna play again

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-24644397

[violet hornet]

Yeah definitely

[stray summit]

39% TDR at 6 stax

[misty nova]

Yeah right
I believe you

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-mad-frustrated-gif-13437563

[runic grotto]

what you don't need is disdain, ewew and bleed for the emperor

[acoustic dune]

STANNN

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blink-blinkingcat-cute-funny-gif-8859604814399687515

[winter oxide]

i think its better to drop enduring faith for good balance

[violet hornet]

Unfortunately I am at work and committed to going to a friend's place tonight but I'll be around all weekend for some shit

[acoustic dune]

I WILL DRINK YOU!!!!

[hushed knoll]

Thanks for believing me

[hushed knoll]

[misty nova]

[heady rapids]

@frosty herald you beat elden ring yet

[hushed knoll]

I’m not sure that’s the verb you want

[violet hornet]

Wow Stan is a fluid now

[stray summit]

more dmg is more dmg

[acoustic dune]

dats neat ping me when you can game

[frosty herald]

are you stupid

[hushed knoll]

We should play

[frosty herald]

ive beaten it before

[heady rapids]

nightreign

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-desperate-i-need-a-drink-that70s-kitty-forman-gif-25152005

[frosty herald]

i even beat sote

[runic grotto]

duelist

[acoustic dune]

me when stan

[heady rapids]

everyone beat sote

its for babies

[misty nova]

As you drop Duelist is crazy work

[heady rapids]

you beat nightreign yet

[hushed knoll]

Wolfy we can play I can show you vet is superior to zel

[frosty herald]

i havent bought nightreign

[hushed knoll]

Dough why

[north sedge]

I must share the glory

[hushed knoll]

Dough may we play darktide together today

[acoustic dune]

reminder

i have a stan folder

for all his crime he commit

[hushed knoll]

I need to stress release after house hinting

[north sedge]

I should be around

[hushed knoll]

House grief

Hunting

Jesus

Why do you do this

[north sedge]

House grief is correct

[winter oxide]

this is what ill use

[subtle sentinel]

Ee

Ew

[hushed knoll]

Look at it sizzle

[subtle sentinel]

Zealot chat moment

[hushed knoll]

Damn my mouth is watering now

[acoustic dune]

now stan

how is that a pie

[violet hornet]

Putting a lid on it to keep it from getting crispy

[hushed knoll]

I put the pie and the ice cream together in the microwave and then I mash it together

[frosty herald]

the kraft mac and cheese looks so miserable

[royal vortex]

i open zealot chat and i'm getting fucking flashbanged

[violet hornet]

Hell no the bubblegum chicken

[violet hornet]

Classic mistake

[royal vortex]

i still don't understand that. how do you make chicken that looks like bubblegum

[frosty herald]

stan eating undercook food thats unsafe when we tell him constantly not to do that

[royal vortex]

the chicken above does not look like bubblegum

[acoustic dune]

idk what this even is

[stray summit]

ohmyfuckinggod my mom used to put ketchup in mac and cheese

[violet hornet]

Just cook it til it's pink and chewy

[royal vortex]

what did stan fucking DO

[violet hornet]

Maybe 30 seconds on low heat

[acoustic dune]

lemme go get his fav bacon type

[royal vortex]

lmao

slap it for a few mins

boom, cooked to stan's taste

[acoustic dune]

evil

[frosty herald]

stan with his pink chicken

[royal vortex]

wait wtf he took a picture of him holding a soft taco

[violet hornet]

Stan's gonna release a "percussive cooking" book

[royal vortex]

i love the imagery here. it's essentially implied he's cooking it by leaving it out under the sun

ungodly

[violet hornet]

Legit looks like it was diced right out of the package

[acoustic dune]

he prob did

[royal vortex]

that bacon has not seen a second of contact with any kitchen equipment

[stray summit]

Hold on, why is bleed for the emperor bad?

do you know how many wounds we run?????

[royal vortex]

it's his "floppy bacon"

[acoustic dune]

wtf does this even mean

[violet hornet]

That term really is culinary nails on a chalkboard to me

[royal vortex]

Those are the potatos created by The Process

[subtle sentinel]

Means they didn't fail to eat

That takes skill

[royal vortex]

@north sedge demonstrate The Process, if you will

[subtle sentinel]

I keep having unsuccessful meals

[north sedge]

Bleed for emp is good where it's at is not great

[frosty herald]

stan eating wall plaster

[acoustic dune]

fun part
he only drinnk soda
man only drink setzler

[royal vortex]

i'm well aware

[acoustic dune]

and he is a teacher

[subtle sentinel]

Who the fuck is taco stan

[frosty herald]

why is it green.

[violet hornet]

Ahh yes the mold puck

[acoustic dune]

i ask that every time i see it

[royal vortex]

a great and terrible culinary terrorist

[subtle sentinel]

I am sure that expired

I am gonna ping him and ask if he is okay

[royal vortex]

and a habitual captcha failer

[subtle sentinel]

So a robot

[hushed knoll]

That’s my protein potatoes 😍

[frosty herald]

stan stop eating undercooked food

[subtle sentinel]

I would kill for some 4 rn

[winter oxide]

its not good when hes trying to push havoc

[frosty herald]

one day your going to become ill

[violet hornet]

It actually kinda looks like one of those peat moss plugs that come wrapped in a fabric mesh that you can use for starting seedlings

[royal vortex]

beautiful

[hushed knoll]

I don’t eat undercooked food

[royal vortex]

this is how he makes his "potatos"

[frosty herald]

why is your chicken pink then?

[hushed knoll]

It’s dark meat

[acoustic dune]

this

this always get me

[frosty herald]

its supposed to be white from the outside and inside

[subtle sentinel]

What does that even mean

[hushed knoll]

Chicken and bubble gum actually would be a good combo

[winter oxide]

the only damage you can possibly take are crusher one shots or slight chip dmg

[frosty herald]

shut up man

[royal vortex]

stan's food is all opposite day. he loves eating stuff that's supposed to be hot when it's cold and he fucking nukes anything served cold

like ice cream

[hushed knoll]

Like the texture would feel good on my teeth

[frosty herald]

:(

[acoustic dune]

the infamous

mayo

[frosty herald]

stan cooking up his protein sliders

[acoustic dune]

encruusted

chicken

[frosty herald]

this looks edible

because its cooked well atleast

[royal vortex]

sentenced to 3 days of eating only mayo drippings

[violet hornet]

My favorite part about this is it had so much mayo on it that whatever was adhered to the mayo has simply slid off during baking

[formal umbra]

By the emperor

You people are dogs

[frosty herald]

wait

[acoustic dune]

lemme gog et the pic

[frosty herald]

did stan put seasoning on it after he put mayo on it

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/wavy-dog-husky-high-dizzy-gif-18955000

[acoustic dune]

encrusted mayo

[frosty herald]

rather does he even season it at all?

[acoustic dune]

he know how to boil stuff

sadly

thats all he know to do well

[violet hornet]

Holy shit lol

[acoustic dune]

stan...

[frosty herald]

how is this homonculous a teacher

[acoustic dune]

''cold burger crouton''

[misty nova]

Think about it
90% of the match you'll be at 2 wounds because martyrdom maxxing

Bleed for the emperor won't have the greatest uptime

[hushed knoll]

I LOVE THE DRIPPINGS

[violet hornet]

That's actually kinda close to a legit salad recipe but then it just has "cold burgers" thrown in

[copper hawk]

Once again

I have discovered a roblox game with an inexplicably peak soundtrack

[hushed knoll]

It’s just meat

[acoustic dune]

horyshit i read it wrong
its cold burgers

[hushed knoll]

What’s wrong with putting the meat you have in your salad

[acoustic dune]

then its a burger stan

[stray summit]

the logic is flawless

[hushed knoll]

No

It’s burger salad

[stray summit]

im convinced

[acoustic dune]

a veggie burger does not have meat

[royal vortex]

stan consumes cold burger patties with alacrity

[hushed knoll]

It’s the same thing as putting chicken into your salad

[acoustic dune]

it would then be

a burger

[hushed knoll]

SHUT UP

[misty nova]

Which sucks

Because that just makes BFTE a dead talent on that side

Making it worse to get Bangs

[stray summit]

rework idea

worms exactly the same as it is but also gives you an attack speed boost on your last wound

Functionality for both 2 wound and 7 wound builds

[winter oxide]

martyrdom already has something like that

[stray summit]

yes but both

[hushed knoll]

Could a reasonable person deduce that alacrity means something similar to agility

Or could mean

[stray summit]

That is in fact what alacrity means

[acoustic dune]

idea in general

add taco stan into the game

as a boss

like some kind of demon host

or a pox burster

[hushed knoll]

WAIT IT SUGGESTS PHYSICAL SWIFT ESS

SWIFTNESS