zealot-class

[sullen forge]

It’s good but dangerous as fuel

[median steeple]

Canada has the largest amount of uranium deposits in the world, so much that we're classified as a latent nuclear power iirc

[delicate shadow]

that's why Australia should use it, you never know when we might need to nuke the emus

(they will simply dodge)

[hollow meteor]

If you vote for me as Supreme Leader, I'll make sure you'll have so much power that your air fryer is paying your electric bill

[sullen forge]

The land down under should, and god forgive me for saying this

[median steeple]

Thankfully the new feds here are down for nuclear power

[delicate shadow]

yeee

[median steeple]

And a new SMR is being built in Ontario

[sullen forge]

Take a note from China, invest into Thorium so you guys don’t have a catastrophic meltdown happen

[sterile stone]

Australians losing another war to emus

[sullen forge]

Nuke the emus

[delicate shadow]

being in Canada has taught me a few things

one, they have much better beer than the yanks thank FUCK for that

two, kinda similar to australia in a lot of ways but snowy

[copper hawk]

Inb4 muh 3 mile island

[sterile stone]

The snow is what makes it worth going to

[sullen forge]

Don’t nuke the bearded dragons though, they’re very funny lizards…

[sterile stone]

I'd say the nature aswell

But Canada is just endless forest the further north you go

So fuck that

[copper hawk]

I 4get gale is a furry

[sterile stone]

I don't wanna meet bigfoot

[copper hawk]

Then i rember..

Should just burn all those forests down tbh

[sullen forge]

The humble polar bear:

[copper hawk]

Good idea trust

[median steeple]

The only alcohol we technically do worse in is whiskey, but that's because we don't have as strict rules as what classifies as a whiskey

[sterile stone]

You know I know something funny, greenlander's children's games are dead ass just survival tactics they teach them.

[delicate shadow]

I do very much enjoy the forest here, though Australia has amazing rainforest too so

[median steeple]

Yeah I'm waiting outside like the chicken from family guy

[delicate shadow]

like sub-tropical rainforest, 'tis cool

[misty ravine]

first world country has huge amounts of natural resources but exports them as raw commodities because the labor and infrastructure is too expensive for it to be profitable to refine in that country

also politically unpopular to set up the infrastructure because CO2 emissions only count if they're generated in your country

As a fucking Leaf this causes me physical pain

[median steeple]

Technically BC has rainforests

[sullen forge]

Reminder that Polar Bears are the only predator that sees humans as food

[sterile stone]

Ngl I'd kill to go to Denmark or Germany

[sullen forge]

And actively will hunt them

[sterile stone]

Somewhere that it's cold most of the year

[delicate shadow]

YEP

[sterile stone]

And the snow is great

Was talking to Parc about it

[delicate shadow]

my partner's a dane and we do talk about it as a long term option

[sterile stone]

Take me with you

[delicate shadow]

obvs for the next decade I'm likely staying in maple land

[copper hawk]

Danish is a fake ahh language though

De kommer hjælp os

[median steeple]

Fordlandia

[delicate shadow]

look as long as it's not dutch

[copper hawk]

It sounds like silly English

[median steeple]

Sadly I'm stuck on Danielles wild ride

HELP

[light badge]

hi zealchat

[delicate shadow]

my condolences, genuinely

[sterile stone]

I was considering Japan for a bit then I heard the stories of how people of my and vin's complexion get treated.

[copper hawk]

Hi hahnda

[delicate shadow]

whole fuckin circus and it's not even the fun kind

[sullen forge]

Been talking to a Swede for 5 years seriously contemplating visiting her sometime

[median steeple]

Thankfully I'm in the sane area that is Edmonton

And not bumfuck nowhere

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-supprise-helldivers-helldivers-2-that's-nice-nice-gif-16523774879035659317

[delicate shadow]

careful to not get stockholm syndrome, I hear it's in the water

[copper hawk]

Salmon Arm, British Columbia

[misty ravine]

Deadmonton is merely a large concentration of people in bumfuck nowhere

[median steeple]

Sweden's secondary Language stats are crazy

Like 95-98% speak English iirx

[sullen forge]

She lives near the coastline of Sweden so that’ll be real interesting viewing

[copper hawk]

Sneeden

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

[light badge]

yall fw the build designed to buff waffs?

[delicate shadow]

like people go to sweden and think they're having a grand old time with zero consequences

next thing you know you're a game dev that puts out buggy updates once a decade

[sterile stone]

Hey wait

I know this episode

[median steeple]

While I would love to live in Sweden I could never, I've grown fond of my weed

[delicate shadow]

look I've earned my right to banter with da chubby megalodon

[median steeple]

Justabitofbanter

[misty ravine]

It's the Baltic Sea, something in it makes you develop hordeslop games for 4 dipshits (or 3, it doesn't matter)

[sullen forge]

Look man I have to sit through her clearly ADHD induced interest of WH40K and things happening around her and I just politely listen lmao

[polar sand]

Anyone knows a guide for relic blade? Cant seem to wrap my head around it vs other melee weapons :S

[delicate shadow]

if you spend too much time in baltic you find yourself creating overly complicated and overpriced strategy games that people base their entire personalities and ideologies around

it's a dangerous place

[sullen forge]

She talked about a murder of crows that lives nearby where she is for over 3 hours straight

[sterile stone]

No hate from me chief

Do what you gotta do

[median steeple]

Is paradox Swedish

[misty ravine]

#zealot-class message

[delicate shadow]

yep, in stockholm lmao

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-bruh-fall-pass-out-goshacaracal-gif-24649562

[sterile stone]

You're a better man than me, I've legit fallen asleep when people go on massive tangents

[sullen forge]

I lack the stomach to say I’m actually interested in her but like, she’s cool lmao

Incredibly cool

[sterile stone]

I can feel that.

Give it time

[delicate shadow]

Sweden will start training their cityplanners on skylines

billions must traffic jam

[sterile stone]

No need to rush anything if not needed.

[delicate shadow]

just one more lane bro I swear that'll fix it

[copper hawk]

Holy shit

Someone info dumpin in general

[sullen forge]

DIE AUTOBAHN

[median steeple]

GIVE ME MY PUBLIC TRANSPORT

[copper hawk]

**
**

[median steeple]

THEY FUCKING CANCELLED THE GREEN LINE RAAAAAAH

I'm so mad

[sullen forge]

The German autobahn is fucking crazy cause you’ll just look to your left and see someone fly past at Mach 20

Completely legal btw

[delicate shadow]

car dealerships when the city is walkable

[median steeple]

Bro listed an ork

[delicate shadow]

btw Vancouverites cannot fuckin drive to save their life it's ridiculous

[misty ravine]

HOI4 players deciding whether to become fascist femboy or communist femboy:

[median steeple]

Islanders cannot drive

I've been there

Sucks ass

[sterile stone]

I heard the french don't really worry much about cars given they've got metro to go anywhere.

[sullen forge]

Germans when they get mad

[misty ravine]

The worst drivers come from—may Allah forgive me for even uttering this name—Kelowna

[sullen forge]

Oh it’s peak

It’s so peak

[delicate shadow]

yea I heard quebec is actually pretty nice but I ain't been yet

I wanan tho

[sullen forge]

About as peak as Swedes also getting mad

[median steeple]

I have around 300ish hours on hoi4 and like no achievements, I've spent most of my time playing the fallout mod

"looks like it's time to play another NCR game"

[sullen forge]

I played WW1 and Kaiserreich that was about it lmao

Then immediately dropped HOI4

[median steeple]

Pay taxes - president Kimball

[bitter anvil]

you play HOI4?

[sterile stone]

There's a name I haven't seen in what seems like forever.

[sullen forge]

Everyone is now ANGRY

[bitter anvil]

try frostpunk

[median steeple]

Love frostpunk

Played both

[bitter anvil]

2nd feel like cities skyline with dramas

[median steeple]

Evolutionists go hard

Hmmm cybernetic heat heart

Hmm bloodwarmer that allows you to be butt ass naked in -150

[devout flicker]

did any meta change for zealot in the past few months (last i played was first 3 weeks of Havoc being added)

[delicate shadow]

nah not really

[median steeple]

No

[delicate shadow]

relic blade exists now if you weren't around for that

but otherwise nah

[visual stream]

Crushers were either buffed by like 100 HP or Ironhelm was slightly nerfed

With test I can say

No longer reaches the 10 IJ stacks that no one on Earth but me relied on probably

[twin wagon]

Let's ask the Ironhelm cultist

@mighty root

[visual stream]

Not even at 11 stacks

Or 12

[twin wagon]

Oi is our lord and savior lord Ironhelm ok?

[visual stream]

Or 13

[frosty herald]

What the fuck is frostpunk about now

[median steeple]

This takes place about 20-30 years from first iirc?

[visual stream]

14 stacks

4 stack difference

What changed

WhatchangedWhatchangedWhatchangedWhatchangedWhatchanged

[median steeple]

FP2 is about how humanity will go forward and the factions that wish to control that

[frosty herald]

I know about frostpunk 2

[frosty herald]

But why am i seeing this creature

[median steeple]

Just warm your blood bro

Stop being cold

[visual stream]

I think I remember crusher health being 3600 so it's something with the hammer

[median steeple]

There's another faction that just wants to use as much oil as possible to heat up the planet

[copper hawk]

That is indeed a German who is mad

[median steeple]

Ratcels

[visual stream]

I mean honestly it doesn't affect the helm that much

No nm this is a slight I can't allow

It was perfectly balanced* (outside of any non auric game mode) and any nerf is unacceptable

[delicate shadow]

here's the thing that big heater doesn't want you to know

you can just get hypothermia and feel warm for free, they can't stop you

[median steeple]

I HATE GEN CHAT I HATE GEN CHAT

Squish like bugs

[light badge]

does anyone happen to know the block angle on FGS?

[muted pike]

I'm hype af for the new class

I've been wishing they'd realize a shield+melee weapon combo for a non-Ogryn class

And I love companion/pet/summon classes in games

[light badge]

I pray I can make it as busted as the above lol

[muted pike]

Wdym?

[light badge]

the clip where I can just casually block 10 reapers

[polar sand]

Chain axe is hella fun DAYUm

Did not expect it to be that effectiver

[light badge]

god forbid if Arbiter has any kind of Duck and Dive type of stamina recovery

[median steeple]

I want the shield to be able to block gunfire for a bit like VT2 shields

@frosty herald we in here now I don't care for genchat bugs to be listening in

But yeah I wonder if we'll get the little commendation Decos for arbites like we did with the other classes

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/guts-and-blackpowder-gutsandblackpowder-g%26b-roblox-gif-17979521789905821716

[frosty herald]

We are getting penance gear

I just hope cross class cosmerics will be available

Like the bionic eye

Also i think the 5 admech frames are 100% a class leak

[median steeple]

Since the shotgun has a unique type of round I wonder if that'll be the special

[frosty herald]

Why else have 5 stages of them in the files

[median steeple]

Executioner rounds would be stupid Asf to have

[frosty herald]

The shotgun has special ammo

[median steeple]

Me when no beef jerky

[visual stream]

The shotgun is a new shotgun and the old shotguns that suck deek und nuts get to kick rocks

[twin wagon]

Maybe we'll only get 2 armor sets for arbites on release

[visual stream]

The shotgun will be the relic blade of ranged weapons

[twin wagon]

Dlc classes in tide games tend to have less free options

[frosty herald]

I think arbites will have more customization

We have penance gear

Alongside being able to customize the cyber mastiff

[copper hawk]

Hm

Grail Knight got the bret sword and bret sword n shield and that was it right

[twin wagon]

I'll press x, it'd go against Fatsharks track record

[frosty herald]

Yeah

[copper hawk]

SotT got that stave and the jav right

[placid fiber]

Yep, while the other 3 careers got to use the bret longsword

[frosty herald]

Arbites gets shotgun shotpistol and the shock maul shield combo

[twin wagon]

probably

[copper hawk]

Id want the shock shield for zeal and vet

[light badge]

prob gonna have a minimum 3 sets for the subclass cosmetics

[twin wagon]

Maybe shotty goes to vet too?

[light badge]

then a few more for basic progression

[median steeple]

God while the shotgun looks cool on the models the one look at it we got in first person

Augh

[frosty herald]

Nope

Arbites weapons stay on arbites

[copper hawk]

Shotty could go 4 all humans mby

Nooooh

[median steeple]

I hope not ngl

[frosty herald]

Arbites can however use weapons from other classes

[visual stream]

Don't give it to psykers please

[median steeple]

I don't want more grey goo

[placid fiber]

Oh God... I just am realizing the slop shop is gonna have 5 sets each time now...

[visual stream]

Smykers already baby moding

We don't need ogryn plant and smite on the same class

[visual stream]

Agree for zealot and vet though

[light badge]

imagine

[placid fiber]

dragons

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-squarepants-angry-ripping-gif-25651719

[frosty herald]

The arbites shotgun is just straight up the shotgun from boltgun

[visual stream]

ough hur ough agh ough

Is that 3x block efficiency?

[placid fiber]

I like this version lol

[light badge]

+66% with Deflector lol

[visual stream]

Also I see lots of stamina, does that secretly also buff KD

[median steeple]

God I love this gif, it has quickly become my favorite

[light badge]

KD is based off the percentage of stamina that would've been depleted to block, so yes

[visual stream]

why hurt spoingydoob

[visual stream]

I kind of expected the answer to be no but that's fun

They should tell us that

[muted pike]

Ye, don't really care about new arbites guns unless they can also snipe specials while being uber ammo efficient like the BPistol or Revolver

[copper hawk]

@median steeple @frosty herald is there any lore reason why custodes cant play w those chapters

[muted pike]

The melees tho? That is interesting

[light badge]

is Arbites plural

[copper hawk]

Like do they not get along or something

[light badge]

if so is the singular an Arbiter?

I am unfamiliar with warhammer cops

[visual stream]

Arbiteez plural

[frosty herald]

Probably balance reasons

[devout flicker]

i got a feeling its special might be this unless they add an executioners shotgun too so honestsly it might

[visual stream]

Arbidoe singular

[median steeple]

Well genestealers is obvious, but idk about BA, DA, BT, and SW

[copper hawk]

Arbites is plural yah

[median steeple]

I know custodes don't care for space marines

They see them only as crude tools

[muted pike]

Its gotta be ammo efficient af in order to compete with BPistol

[light badge]

pronounced Ar-bee-doh-eh?

[copper hawk]

Erm yah duh datz y i said CHAPTER noobe.

Killz u

[median steeple]

Crush you

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/guts-and-blackpowder-danish-gif-4671833751712398379

[visual stream]

I'm drunken shitposting sorrgy

[devout flicker]

this an entirely different class who knows how it'll play

[light badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/533050129700356106/1311847246043545650/attachment.gif

[frosty herald]

Oh im adepting it oo im adepting it so good

[median steeple]

I think the reason they can work with ultras is gman

But the others don't have that luxury

[copper hawk]

Oh troo

I know black templsrs killed some custodes

[median steeple]

Since the lion is gooning in the dark imperium

And Russ isn't back yet

[muted pike]

I am like 99% sure itll have access to bpistol

[copper hawk]

Wondering if the dark angels did too

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-bench-press-bench-lober-funny-gif-4371562097486085915

[copper hawk]

Wouldnt doubt it

SWs idk

Blood Angels is weird

[median steeple]

Custodes are distrustful of space marines already

[copper hawk]

They seen the least crazy if any chapter

Of any*

[median steeple]

So then not trusting the chapter that is all about mistrust

[visual stream]

Sober gameplay I avoid daemonhosts responsibly

[devout flicker]

that's wonderful, have fun using it

[visual stream]

Drunk gameplay I on sight chastise them

and it works

I must take notes

[median steeple]

They'll get them since Bps are on every human class + art depicting them wielding it

[spare talon]

if it tells you anything
i think ill be using the shotgun for nearly every arbites build i make

[frosty herald]

Asterion moloch is like one of the only marines where not even the custodes is sure if they can best him in single combat

[median steeple]

I hope they get executioner shells but I don't think it would work in darktide

I HATE THE MINOTAURS

[placid fiber]

homes in on the barrel near the smyker

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290821541277208638/1291174300002418688/attachment.gif

[median steeple]

Stupid fucking nepo babies of space marines

I hate moloch

[frosty herald]

I think its cool lore

Theyre essentially the dogs of the high lords of terra

[median steeple]

I'm glad no one likes them in lore and all their political friends are DEAD

[frosty herald]

Guilliman now directly commands them

Theyre also frighteningly effective at killing other space marines

[twin wagon]

Kicked instantly from havoc

Rejected even

[subtle sentinel]

Who

[light badge]

Say that again......

[frosty herald]

Minotaurs

Theyre the only chapter that directly answers to the high lords of terra

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-noted-glorp-noted-glorp-noting-this-down-alien-cat-gif-11958671377507601335

[light badge]

gleepzorp

[twin wagon]

In the grim darkness of the 41k, there is only

Rejection

[frosty herald]

And because of that they have access to advanced tech not even the most esteemed chapters have

[light badge]

Rejecetion

[frosty herald]

So asterion moloch is a complete mystery if its a title or if hes a full on cyborg by this point

[median steeple]

They're on thin ice now, since gman won't have the same tolerance for their antics as the high Lords did

I hope they all die

[frosty herald]

Actualy

They still answer to all of the high lords

But all of the high lords answer directly to guilliman

[median steeple]

Yeah cause he's regent second only to the emperor

All the old high Lords are dead as well

[frosty herald]

Yuppers

Guilliman had every high lord not in support of him killed

[twin wagon]

1984

[ivory marlin]

So true

[copper hawk]

I love him ,,

Do DA's grow beards cuz of LeJ geneseed

Cuz Dante is old as fuck and he doesnt have a beard

Low T cuz of Sanguinius

[frosty herald]

What if dante just shaves

[jagged cradle]

Ew he’s old

[twin wagon]

I'm pretty sure Vulkan shaves

[frosty herald]

Dante is really unlucky

He finally gets to die under rubble in peace

Gets revived by sanguinius and becomes a primaris

I think his hair also turned jet black when he crossed the rubicon because he was back to his prime

[midnight grove]

Yo, what is the best ad clear melee weapon for the Zealot?

[frosty herald]

@copper hawk

[copper hawk]

Get this in one hundred years

[subtle sentinel]

Is that a

Reverse ultramarine sergeant

[spare talon]

Would probably be a contender between chainsword, heavy sword, and relic blade
Relic blade being only a little worse than the others cuz of atk speed but way better than the others at other things
Chainsword technically the best if you're running crit stuff but is kinda dogshit at literally everything else so I wouldn't recommend
And heavy sword is basically just as good against hordes and mixed hordes with weak/no armor, they're just mid into bosses and kinda bad into carapace

[clever swan]

heavy sword supremacy

tragic carapace performance as said.

all the cool weapons suffer against those bastards (like taxe)

[spare talon]

The blessing rolls for these would be
Rampage cranial for relic (wrath over cranial if havoc)
Shred wrath for chainsword
Deathblow headtaker for heavy sword

[subtle sentinel]

Ublock

What is ad lmao

[midnight grove]

I've been using Relic Blade and it seems to be doing pretty much everything.

[spare talon]

It seems like it cuz it is lol
-# it's kinda very overtuned

[clever swan]

the war against ublock is ever-changing. sometimes I see ads. also twitch is quite resistant to ad block

well actually not ads but rather the message warning me for using ad block

except if you live in Papua new Guinea. then you are free from twitch ads forever
(can use VPN)

[spare talon]

Dude fuck me
I'm so unphased by this shit
Ad clear
Additional enemies (hordes)
Mmo terms

The destiny brainrot

It consumes

[subtle sentinel]

Lmao

[subtle sentinel]

Yeah twitch straight up doesnt get blocked

There is an extension specifically for that but then videos stutter like ass

I barely use twitch and when I do it is just one ad at the start so I don't mind too much

[clever swan]

use VPN and say you live in papua

instant win

[frosty herald]

you know what would be funny

if we had a vet bounty hunter subclass that just smuggled a disintegration pistol with him

[subtle sentinel]

VPN just makes the ads German lmao

Or dutch I can't tell the difference

[clever swan]

Papua new Guinea

doesnt have an ad deal with twitch

or something

[subtle sentinel]

My VPN doesn't let me pick countries

[clever swan]

so ads dont exist

oh rip

[subtle sentinel]

Lol

Can't risk buying premium

[manic edge]

dis good?

[subtle sentinel]

I think so

[copper hawk]

That's a perfect roll

Headtaker Deathblow

Flakiac

Or Flelites

[manic edge]

[copper hawk]

9 or 7

6 sucks

They fly now

[frosty herald]

somehow erebus returned

[brave cypress]

i cant wait for the zealots interactions with the arbites

they'll either be friends with the zealots or they'll be bums trying to be friends with them

[clever swan]

ogryn x arbites will be the real writing

[acoustic dune]

i dont think priest n law would mix well

[drowsy furnace]

if every arbites - savant psyker interaction is going to be "MY LAW... IS SUPERIOR TO YOURS... WITCH..." I'm going to be very dissapointed

[brave cypress]

any ogryn good agenda I support

[brave cypress]

I hope savant psyker has something to the equivalent to this

[frosty herald]

judge will get shit on

since hes an ex arbites

[drowsy furnace]

I can already hear the "I am of pure genes and adhere to a pure Lex unlike you" lines ugh

[frosty herald]

the arbites seeing a former arbites in a penal legion is going to bring up good banter

[brave cypress]

I'm betting the arbites will be actual arbites assuming they have custom level progression cutscenes

[frosty herald]

the story of the game will be reworked

[brave cypress]

exactly why I'm asssuming that

[frosty herald]

and i will not be surprised if the arbites has an unique intro and cutscenes

[drowsy furnace]

I don't get why they went with an arbites of all things for a class idea because it's one of the least interesting stuff in average mortal 40k lore but you do you fatshark

[frosty herald]

if its any consolation

there are 5 staged frames for an admech class

[brave cypress]

Arbites have fully decorated armor that are identical to their killteam design so I'm guessing they will be actual decorated warband operatives

[frosty herald]

kill team was heavily used as inspiration for arbites

we even get the orb as an ability

[brave cypress]

the design is almost 1:1

[drowsy furnace]

good to know 👍

[clever swan]

do arbites often have dogs or things like it?

[acoustic dune]

wish we get 2 dogs

[frosty herald]

arbites almost always use cyber mastiffs

think of them like hunting hounds

[brave cypress]

yes

[acoustic dune]

and have a dedicated pet buttom

[frosty herald]

cause they dont just let go if they grab you

cyber mastiffs are designed to kill

[spare talon]

Iirc a new line of arbites was put out recently
And both darktide and rogue trader having arbites updates right at the same time tells me maybe it wasn't entirely fatshark

[clever swan]

I'm thinking arbites was so they could get a controllable npc in the game and work out the kinks with that. and then they'll double down with an admech that does vaguely similar stuff mechanically

[frosty herald]

its very sudden the collab with owlcat

[drowsy furnace]

true, it's definitely possible geedubs told both fs and owlcat to make this happen

[frosty herald]

maybe it was a huge coincidence that arbites was in the work for darktide and lex imperialis for rogue trader at roughly the same time

[brave cypress]

I'm hoping we get a navy breachers set soon for more agents of the imperium representation

[drowsy furnace]

come to think of it now, yeah, that's probably what happened

[brave cypress]

If I ran a 40k army in the imperium agents of the imperium would be it

[drowsy furnace]

GW told both dev teams to make some significant arbites related content and that's that

despite tabletop somewhat fading from relevance compared to 10 years ago, licenced 40k videogames are still treated as ancillary products meant to advertise and sell tabletop stuff

[brave cypress]

it makes sense considering gamesworkshop are the ones that own the IP and are only making minis most of the time

[spare talon]

Arbites definitely wasn't the first class I expected too
But also looking in retrospect
2 things gameplay wise make sense for this choice in tide combat
Ai vs ai with the dog, which the foundations were laid with necro skeletons and they said they had the ai now for future uses
And I can't think of any other human class that could use a shield weapon and also be lore accurate (so gw approves)

[brave cypress]

so it would be expected that they would license this to sell said product

[frosty herald]

zealot

zealot can use stormshield powersword

[spare talon]

Just googled what this was
Sure dude
Zealots with a space marine weapon
Totally lore accurate

[copper hawk]

U fw the great clean one ?

[frosty herald]

i agree

it IS lore accurate

[frosty herald]

crusaders are men at arms working for the echlesiarchy as an unofficial army of men

[copper hawk]

Cole takin Lz all day 2 day ,,

Ziiiigh ,,

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[frosty herald]

silly cole

[copper hawk]

Too perfectly timed

[copper hawk]

@median steeple

[spare talon]

Cuz I sped the video up after the headshot by 15% to line it up

[acoustic dune]

question
is the space marine 2 special edition have good cosmetics

planning to get it

[copper hawk]

Ur not supposed 2 tell me how u got the punchline 2 work silly

U just dissected the frog

And now it's dead..,

U killedz it ,,

[frosty herald]

imagine if we can bring fulgrim to life in the third rogue trader dlc

or free creed from the museum

[frosty herald]

are you talking deluxe or ultimate?

[copper hawk]

Could u mindshackle scarab a primarch

[brave cypress]

i think veterans should have a shield because their traitor killteam blooded counterparts have it

[copper hawk]

I wonder if cuz the primarchs are just demi gods

And fulgrim is a perfect clone without any chaos taint or the proclivity to chaos

[acoustic dune]

since its a 5 dilla diferent

[copper hawk]

Like

[acoustic dune]

ultimate

[copper hawk]

If Trazyn used him for something like he did w those heresy era space marines on cadia

[brave cypress]

plus veterans seem to be a catch all for similar units like enforcers and navy breachers

[copper hawk]

If he could outsmart trazyn somehow and fuck off b4 being repokeballed

Greyfax was freed from her pokeball at Cadia and went w Celestine w Rowboat back 2 Terta

Terra*

[frosty herald]

cica the thing is

would the imperium no less guilliman accept a clone of fulgrim

[copper hawk]

Maybe

That'd be awesome

Like perfect for a book methinks

[frosty herald]

the moral dilema of how the lion and guilliman view the fulgrim clone

[copper hawk]

Wonder what would happen to the Emperor's Children if they saw an unfucked Fulgrim who actually cares about them

[frosty herald]

if he was to be given a soul

[copper hawk]

Since they hate Daemon Prince Fulgrim

[frosty herald]

imagine that

the first loyalist chaos legion

[copper hawk]

Iirc Fulgrim's clone has some of Fulgrim's soul

Cuz in the book he has the aura that Primarchs hace

Have*

Like the imposing psychic might even those like Rowboat have

And he's got a complicated personality

So he has to have some soul to him

One theory I liked about this is that he has a fragment of Fulgrim's soul that was rejected after Fulgrim became corrupted and ascended to DPhood

Since we've seen fragments of souls of other primarchs appear every now and again to space marines it'd stand to reason that in this way Fulgrim has some of Originalgrim's soul

[frosty herald]

That would be cool

[copper hawk]

Like how Dante sees Sanguinius

Like straight up sees him

With the Sanguinor

Sort of in the same way Titus hears somebody, probably Empy, when he's essentially dead

[frosty herald]

Dante almost getting himself killed by the lion

[copper hawk]

I need to read that

I love Dante

And a lot of the BA successors

Few psychotic evil weird ones

[delicate shadow]

Dante is definitely cooler than vergil

[copper hawk]

But they seem the most human

Lamenters r peak

[frosty herald]

Most unlucky chapter due to the cursed founding

[brave cypress]

my logic is if james workshop makes a mini with a unique weapon under a identical unit they should be able to have it

[frosty herald]

Guh

[frosty herald]

Explain

[brave cypress]

Killteam inquisitorial agents has a deathworld veteran with a glaive therfore veterans should be eligible for one

[frosty herald]

Ohhhh

[brave cypress]

Killteam blooded also has a veteran with a shield with a shotgun so they should also be eligible for a shield themselves

[delicate shadow]

god what I'd give for proper polearms in this game

[frosty herald]

If an unique unit uses a weapon its related faction should be able to use it

[brave cypress]

which would be a easy tie in for navy breacher cosmetics if they want to go that route

[clever swan]

a*

I shoulda turned off the @ for this shitpost mb

[frosty herald]

If we wanted to be funny vet should be able to use flamer

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/norman-reedus-death-stranding-sam-porter-bridges-hideo-kojima-gif-25262163

[brave cypress]

limits makes sense for veteran and zealot because game design but atleast an equivalent would be nice to see

[silver granite]

Zealot should be tall or short?

[copper hawk]

All characters should be tall

[clever swan]

tall is probably better in general so you can see over enemies easier idk for sure tho

[copper hawk]

If ur makin ur char

[silver granite]

Why

[subtle sentinel]

What is chat talking about

[copper hawk]

If u make ur char short it's actually a massive detriment

You have to look up to hit poxwalkers

[silver granite]

Why's that

[copper hawk]

Which borks a lot of weapons

[subtle sentinel]

Short is better so girls can be taller than you

[clever swan]

short might barely help you crouch behind cover

[clever swan]

what the everloving fuck did you just say to me

that isnt how this works

[copper hawk]

MAGNUS

[silver granite]

Man I'm short irl

[copper hawk]

IS HE HERE ?

[copper hawk]

Same

Im a TOWERING

STAGGERING

IMPOSING

[clever swan]

girls are short too so it's not that hard to be taller than them

[silver granite]

I'm 5'5"

[copper hawk]

5'8..

Unfortunately when ur killin ppl taller is better

Even in gnarptide

[silver granite]

Damn

[copper hawk]

I love how random this meme format usually is

Random fucking characters

[frosty herald]

The heretics have been relentless in their attempts to deplete my ammunition

[copper hawk]

I love how the Dreadnoughts ramble to themselves

[subtle sentinel]

That's an alright height

[subtle sentinel]

It is!

How else would it work

[frosty herald]

The dreadnoughts talk so much shit in sm2

[subtle sentinel]

No the other way around

[frosty herald]

Tall woman...

[subtle sentinel]

Indeed

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-space-marine-2/clips/kg1IcCMlbnXPUIwbb/spok?invite=cr-MSw5M2IsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[acoustic dune]

i just wait 60 dilla for space marine 2

[clever swan]

you do you i guess

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/poor-no-money-gif-24226168

[copper hawk]

Just draw art for furries

Ull make bank

[acoustic dune]

i am not at that level yet

[frosty herald]

Shouldve used a keysite

[silver granite]

Isn't short zealot better tho?

Compared to tall zealot

[acoustic dune]

my theory is that the closer to the floor the zealot is
the more goblin he is

[subtle sentinel]

You gotta make your character shorter so girls can be taller than you which is a plus

[delicate shadow]

I shortmax my characters but it's strictly worse in terms of headshot angles

[silver granite]

Goblin?

[subtle sentinel]

[clever swan]

this is actually probably so true

[subtle sentinel]

Short ogryn n

[silver granite]

But isn't short zealot faster?

[delicate shadow]

but short kings stay winning so I keep them sliders low

[subtle sentinel]

What the fuck is sigmarxizm

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaqJgQOVZ9k

[delicate shadow]

uhhh I don't believe height affects character speed at all

[silver granite]

Oh

[acoustic dune]

it does kinda
mentally

[silver granite]

I'm going to make a short zealot character

Because I'm like that irl

Short and zealous

[subtle sentinel]

Why are u so against tall women smh

[frosty herald]

They call me a mountain climber

https://tenor.com/view/kaguya-sama-hehe-gif-17443998601215462139

[subtle sentinel]

Loadout config mod didn't work smh

[acoustic dune]

jealousy prob

[subtle sentinel]

I wish

[clever swan]

I dont care about their height that much, being taller than me isnt a good thing, and ultimately I prefer shortness in girls and that seems to be the norm for straight males to think

[subtle sentinel]

I am the mountain...

[clever swan]

no one should be jealous of tall people

[delicate shadow]

my partner is the same height as me, it works

[subtle sentinel]

I am not

[clever swan]

they unironically die years earlier

[subtle sentinel]

I wanna be shorter

[subtle sentinel]

That's the best I can have sadly

[acoustic dune]

my pride is being asianlly tall

[subtle sentinel]

Tall girls exist, taller girls are extremely rare

[acoustic dune]

i am tall enough then most people in my country

so eh

yeah

[clever swan]

as long as you're taller than most people in public that's all that matters really

and if you aren't then...hehe cute shortie

[subtle sentinel]

If there is a god, he hates me

[delicate shadow]

height practically doesn't matter unless you're trying out for a basketball team or some shit

[subtle sentinel]

Yeah it doesn't really matter

It is just a preference

[clever swan]

technically it does matter because of what I mentioned

[subtle sentinel]

The pros of being tall outweigh the cons

[acoustic dune]

ah but longer legs mean less longer walk

[subtle sentinel]

I will die early?

Sick

[delicate shadow]

preferences are preferences though, not gonna yuck anyone's yum unless it's unethical freak shit

[subtle sentinel]

Longer legs but short rest

[acoustic dune]

meaning we need those long legs

[subtle sentinel]

Are glasses unethical

[drowsy furnace]

Just don't end up in a war

[delicate shadow]

glasses are highly ethical

[drowsy furnace]

You're gonna have a bad time then

[bleak ice]

thanks, really helpful

[acoustic dune]

we need one of theses

[clever swan]

oh nooo I feel so bad for youu

[bleak ice]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-avengers-dust-dissolve-gif-16965356

[bleak ice]

real

[silver granite]

I'm going to pick a short veteran

[bleak ice]

legit want to be like 5'8

[silver granite]

I'm going to make my life hard on purpose

So I can rise above the rest to be the best

[acoustic dune]

best thing about being small is that getting into my own house is easier since i can go through the gap on the gate

[clever swan]

grass is always greener on the other side, it seems to humans

[delicate shadow]

I'm 5'7

[silver granite]

I'm 5'5"

[bleak ice]

I'm 6'3

[delicate shadow]

the shortest of kings right here

[clever swan]

being short is good and the only reason it isnt is because women basically

and technically because physicality and fights and the like

[pliant ice]

whats your guys social security numbers

[bleak ice]

finding a taller girl than me is just impossible

[bleak ice]

123-45-6789

[silver granite]

8085-80386

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/death-stranding-snow-gif-18372084

[delicate shadow]

dude, women rarely care about a dude's height, I've only been turned down once because of height and that was when we were all young and stupid

[clever swan]

got any statistics to prove that

[delicate shadow]

nah I only have my anecdote and just no one I know that's below average height has ever been turned down for being short

[clever swan]

in organic relationships formed irl and in normal contexts, yes, they dont care that much. I assume. though if a taller guy comes, well, you know what'll happen

[delicate shadow]

...that's not how that works lmao

[bleak ice]

Me trekking to the nearest WNBA game to shoot my shot

[frosty herald]

me climbing the tall woman

[clever swan]

we can only hope

[drowsy furnace]

People will formulate compliments for someone they care about based on their appearance, that's just basic psychology

[delicate shadow]

women don't just pack it in and jump ship the moment a taller bloke comes along like c'mon now that's just a weird fuckin take to have

[frosty herald]

hi there epic noob

[clever swan]

nah they dont

[bleak ice]

Me shooting my shot once I get inside

[frosty herald]

call me lebron the way im gonna dunk into your dms

(i wont actualy do this cause im afraid of women)

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-larry-cat-chat-larry-meme-chat-meme-cat-gif-10061556685042597078

[bleak ice]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[subtle sentinel]

Do totems spawn bosses upon destroying them?

[clever swan]

yes

[frosty herald]

yup

[subtle sentinel]

They are lovely

[subtle sentinel]

I would rather die

[copper hawk]

U could never bro.

[drowsy furnace]

You will either way

[subtle sentinel]

Had 2 bosses spawn without destroying them

[frosty herald]

are naked snake and venom snake virgins?

i know that big boss is a bisexual

[bleak ice]

I literally signed my life away to the government for half a decade before I considered approaching a woman

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-nervous-nervous-driking-water-drinking-water-gif-18652043

[copper hawk]

Go Army!

[frosty herald]

i think there are a few havoc modifiers

the totems heals enemies to full each pulse

[copper hawk]

March aloooong

[frosty herald]

there are constant boss spawns

enemies deal corruption damage

[copper hawk]

Sing our sooong

[frosty herald]

bosses spawn on totem destruction

[copper hawk]

With the Aaarmy of the freee

Count the braaaave

Count the trueee

[delicate shadow]

...some (many) of y'all need help

[copper hawk]

Who have fought for viictoooory

[clever swan]

talking to women is literally so easy not even gonna lie. the problem is having something that makes you valuable to them, as it is the case in nearly all human relationships of any sort.

[frosty herald]

yo wtf

[copper hawk]

I HATE THE ARMY

I HATE MY JOB !!!

[frosty herald]

why did you post that image of me

[bleak ice]

I hate it so much dude it's unreal

[copper hawk]

HA HAHAHA HA! ARE YOU KIDDING!? I HATE THIS STUPID JOB

[frosty herald]

think about the benefits tho

[subtle sentinel]

Naked snake no

[clever swan]

(insert joke about lack of benefits)

[subtle sentinel]

He is infertile yes

[bleak ice]

army life makes me want to legitimately kms

[subtle sentinel]

But he shaboinks Eva at the end of 3

[frosty herald]

ah

[bleak ice]

no benefits in that case 💀

[subtle sentinel]

Venom snake idk but he is also infertile now

[spare talon]

Ptsd free of charge
Amazing benefits

[subtle sentinel]

Solid snake was born infertile

[copper hawk]

https://youtu.be/Kze04Xo0ue0&t=15

[subtle sentinel]

Idk how he got it up

[drowsy furnace]

yup, but that's also applicable to friendships and forming any sort of relationship in general tbh

[frosty herald]

not if you dont get deployed

[jagged cradle]

How many years do you have left

[subtle sentinel]

He is infertile cuz of atom bomb testing stuff

[frosty herald]

have you seen eva????

[clever swan]

thats what I said!!

[bleak ice]

Throw track on a 70-ton tank in the mud (in Poland, so it's freezing)

[frosty herald]

being infertile doesnt mean your disfunctional

[drowsy furnace]

yeah and I repeated it

[copper hawk]

I'm gonna reenlist

[jagged cradle]

Oh

[frosty herald]

fuck this job!

[copper hawk]

I have to

[jagged cradle]

Right that’s the army cycle

[frosty herald]

reenlists anyway

[copper hawk]

I was gonna extend just for one more deployment

[spare talon]

No you don't get to tell me one of ena's voices is makoto yuki
You gave to unlearn that information for me since it's your fault

[copper hawk]

But they removed extensions due to meeting retention needs

[bleak ice]

does becoming an mp make you insane, or are mps born insane?

[copper hawk]

As of this quarter they dont exist

[copper hawk]

Both

U start crazy

Then u get worse

Also best boy pfp..

Peak..

[bleak ice]

mithrun

best to ever do it

[copper hawk]

So i have to reenlist for at least 4 yrs in order 2 be able to go on a deployment i want to go on 2 the Sandbox

[jagged cradle]

How fun

[copper hawk]

Get my snazzy combat patch ,,

[frosty herald]

cica gets stationed in korea

[copper hawk]

No more slick sleeve 4 this gayling ,,

Almost 4got I cant say reclaimed slurs ,, zigh

I cant hate myself ,,

[bleak ice]

literally 1984

[delicate shadow]

not in this fuckin' server, no

[copper hawk]

What's ur mos FREAK @bleak ice

[bleak ice]

19K

[copper hawk]

[frosty herald]

you queerdo

[copper hawk]

R u in an abramz..

[bleak ice]

yes

[copper hawk]

WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!

U guyz r more mentally exhausted than us ,,

And we're bootleg copz ,,

[bleak ice]

life sucks and consists of fixing shit that breaks until it breaks again

[copper hawk]

How is it ,,

[bleak ice]

wheres that sisyphus

[copper hawk]

We should ,, toys ,, sometime ,,

One Must Imagine Sisyphus Happy.

[bleak ice]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-mp4-transparent-color-gif-11114772717737196968

[copper hawk]

U have meow too

Wtf u stalk me..

[bleak ice]

I am omw to your location

[copper hawk]

NOOOOOH

[frosty herald]

next your gonna tell me both of you are conveniently stationed at the same base

[copper hawk]

R u a junior

[bleak ice]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-malfunction-gif-10189341360087412605

[copper hawk]

Dni if ur not at least a 5

[bleak ice]

I am

Exactly an e5

[copper hawk]

Im jokin pls i need moar army friendz..

Did u get etp'd too

Excation to Pawlicy

[bleak ice]

....

[copper hawk]

They promoted every fucking shitbag known to man

[bleak ice]

yes

[copper hawk]

Me included !!!

LMFAO

[bleak ice]

💀

[bleak ice]

personal....

[copper hawk]

We r clonez

[frosty herald]

the alpha to your omega

[copper hawk]

Meowtosis

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-vergil-devil-may-cry-brothers-lets-go-gif-3477824807226438128

[copper hawk]

There's maybe like

[bleak ice]

Also the mos is super under retention at all times

[jagged cradle]

You mean mitosis ?

[copper hawk]

2 or 3 shitbag ncos in my plt rn

Strangely enough all the e5s that got bumped up to e6 are the worst

We have so many fuckin issues rn my joes r like borderline losing their mind

[bleak ice]

because nobody wants to be a 19k in Poland for more than 1 deployment before deciding not to re-up

I cannot blame them, Poland is mega ass

[copper hawk]

The only e6 sl that carries the dogshit and the depraved on his back got counciled for crashing out under the pressure of the morons in our nco chat lmfao

It's so bad that 200 command sent out their chaplain team w some of the AR chap team and we vented to them

[delicate shadow]

the way this channel constantly swings between the most confusing and dysfunctional interactions to relatively normal discussion will never not give me whiplash

[copper hawk]

The nco we spoke to's jaw was agape at the shit going on

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-mika-mikaxd-mika-losing-it-blue-archive-losing-it-gif-11141064486955638619

[bleak ice]

It's us with e4 > e5, all our new TCs are either chill or complete shitbirds without any in-between

Not listening to jack shit because they still believe the bs they were pulling as e4 will slide when in command of a fucking tank

[copper hawk]

Oh yah

E4 w chevrons

We have those too

Mostly brown nosers who got kickbacks from the corrupt sl's when they got taped

Amd managed to get e5 with sleep apnea from their weight

[clever swan]

military jargon chat time

[frosty herald]

I have a slight suspicion cica doesnt like these guys

[copper hawk]

We have an e5 who's 260 lbs at 6'1 who cant run 2 miles period

Oh no i hate them

Yam im so depressed dude it's unreal

Emmesh feeling this shit too makes me even more depressed

I was hoping it wasnt such a profound issue but man it's so fucked

[bleak ice]

it's a bad time to army

[copper hawk]

Byeah

[frosty herald]

Both of you should meet

[copper hawk]

We should Play Games sometime Methinkz

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-that's-rad-so-rad-rad-rad-tv-gif-11628456418057131763

[copper hawk]

Ill pull him over while he speeds to pt

[jagged cradle]

Toys?

[copper hawk]

And not give him a 1408

[bleak ice]

19k legit had the highest sui rate in the army for a few years

[copper hawk]

So he cant tell his 1sg he was late cuz he got pulled over

[frosty herald]

Youll always have me :)

[copper hawk]

Nyehahahaha..

[bleak ice]

https://tenor.com/view/spideyvivi-gif-22878341

[copper hawk]

Oh yah man u guys have it so rough

Hope ur stayin strong oomfling ,,

[frosty herald]

I know that vets have an abnormally high sui rate

[copper hawk]

Tankers still in have a huge rate man

[frosty herald]

You guys should make sure that youd never go that far

[clever swan]

that's usually because they see combat i would assume

[copper hawk]

They have some of the worst army culture there is

[frosty herald]

You can always get help or a friend

[copper hawk]

Not even that man the Army is a mental asylum for people who peaked in high school

You either go crazy or become part of the crazy

[clever swan]

thats how the entire world is

[copper hawk]

People who do the right thing are punished by those who do the wrong thing

Shitbags outnumber good soldiers 3 to 1

At every echelon

For every shitbag in your team there's one good joe

[bleak ice]

At Ft Hood at least you could get drunk, go out and get into less than friendly interactions with the local MPs.

In Romania and Poland you basically get to live inside the world from STALKER for your whole deployment.

[copper hawk]

Every 4 teams there's only one good team

[frosty herald]

Have you ever thought about joining the military in another country?

Like danish army or sum

[copper hawk]

Every 4 squads there's only 1 good squad

Only 1 good platoon in the whole company

And by "good" i mean functional

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-snork-snazzywazzy-gif-15345364852442037064

[bleak ice]

Fucking extra emphasis on this

[clever swan]

this is how I felt at my first office job about a serious job

probably quite a bit more stressful for military members to deal with such problems

since military members are essentially slaves and all

[copper hawk]

No ongoing unrestricted sharp investigations, no eo complaints, above 70% acft or aft pass rate, no deaths/arrest for drunk driving, no one popping hot yet, no one beating their wives

[frosty herald]

In poland there is atleast 1 chimera and 2 pseudogiants youll see in a bar

[copper hawk]

We're the "good" platoon because no one has opened an investigation on anything yet

[bleak ice]

Being good means you get extra shit piled on you for being good, and no breaks. And when you crash from being ran ragged all the time, you get punished like all the other Joe's and get fucked the same.

[copper hawk]

And I'm not a snitch or a blue falcon but telling a married soldier (junior) that her husband is jealous of her because she got a coin and he didn't in a private DM as this soldier's squad leader while being openly lesbian is grounds for an investigation

One of many similar things

And im queer af but u dont see me trying to start shit between married joes to get the bag

Army culture is fucked rn

[copper hawk]

Oh yeah lmfao

Oooh yeah

[bleak ice]

All the other shitbirds can sham the whole deployment and get basically the same reward with none of the effort. Trying your hardest just for it not to matter at all, being stuck in a frozen mudpit for a whole year, having practically no good off-base activities. Its just... tiring to the extreme.

[copper hawk]

Overhead a psg tell an sl at the time to dump a detail on a pfc who volunteered a lot for details because, "that dumbass will do anything"

Joe probably told by his shitbag teamleader that if he volunteers he'll look good on a board

Nah ur the whipping boy now

Only way to get out of it is to get an e5 as a friend to fight for you

Or have a gay nco (me) who loves tea and drama to fight for you cuz i hate people

[placid fiber]

I had to read this 3 times before it clicked what you were getting at... I just woke up x.x

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/scott-pilgrim-wallace-wells-wallace-wallace-scott-pilgrim-adrian-gif-2970544437268353533

I used to not rlly engage in drama and on this mob im p much well out of it but man i swear sassy tea spillers carry this org ,,

[copper hawk]

Just go 2 duh mwr hurr durr

[bleak ice]

This shit is so extreme at times, you have to go out of your way to unfuck the situation, and your psg will look at you like your the biggest shithead in the world for trying to unfuck your guy.

[copper hawk]

Y u so tired duuuuuh

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/r-lee-ermey-full-metal-jacket-white-people-singing-marines-gif-8258307265735736514

[placid fiber]

It's pretty fucked up trying to start beef between someone and their spouse

[copper hawk]

Y u so worn out chest out killer huurrrr durrr

Fake motivation is real motivation

God I hate that shit

Hey emmseh

Have u heard of an APSG

An assistant platoon sergeant

No ??? Me either !!!!

Guess what we have !!

Guess what he does !!

Datz right !!!

[bitter anvil]

Who want full video quantum physics?

[copper hawk]

[copper hawk]

Yeah lmfao

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914161923334214/1375230550901788672/caption.gif

[copper hawk]

I have the benefit from being able to hop from mob to mob

[placid fiber]

This? :/

[copper hawk]

Like before this I had a unit i volunteered for a gtmo rotation

And now im on abother mob

[bleak ice]

Like I made e5 like october and I've had to pull this shit like this several times it's actually unreal.

[copper hawk]

And after this im going to jordan w another unit

Ill never see any of these mfs ever again

It's like being a mercenary

[bleak ice]

You've fucking met my psg I see

[copper hawk]

But u can certainly improve the lives of joes whose unit is this fucked unit

And also ruin the lives of shitbags

[bleak ice]

chest out chin up hooah

[placid fiber]

[copper hawk]

I know machiavellianism is a dark triad trait but

Either being a tea enjoyer or the army made me this way

I feel like a scheming eunuch trying to improve the platoon one obliterated shitbag at a time

[bleak ice]

tea enjoyer, willingly joining the army, becoming one of satans acolytes (mp)

it's all coming together

[acoustic dune]

you are a brit?

[copper hawk]

Troo !

[copper hawk]

Fuck no

I have all my teefs

[copper hawk]

Many such cases

[acoustic dune]

well some teeth have all there teeth

they are just not align

[bleak ice]

being a british tanker might be the only thing worse than being an american one I'm afraid

[acoustic dune]

how so?

its a tank

[copper hawk]

Here we just have one who pretends to have our best interests at heart but actually is lazy and useless + covers for her favorite shitbags in the platoon (like a boss; she recommended the fat guy when his shit was pushed up to the commander for his recommendation)

[frosty herald]

You already have experience with the leman russ :D

[acoustic dune]

it betwenn you get pulverise or die from ammo explosion

[bleak ice]

ive never met a British tanker that didn't look like he was paying three different alimony settlements

[copper hawk]

(Alao covers for the APSG who fucks women daily in his government provided apartment)

[clever swan]

what do us tank drivers even do rn

is the us fighting people with tanks

[copper hawk]

(Who hits on the female soldiers constantly, drives drunk in government funded strs, and does absolutely nothing)

Must. Not. Crash. Out

[acoustic dune]

girl und panzer or smth

[clever swan]

if only

[copper hawk]

This is pawesome actually wonderful meetin u fellow shitbag

I feel better that the beatings continue even in other mos's

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/yukari-akiyama-akiyama-yukari-yukari-girls-und-panzer-gup-gif-8688055401677639471

[copper hawk]

The Green Weenie

[bleak ice]

drive tank, fix tank for seventeen hours, drive tank, show up to formation super fucking early for no reason, fix tank, drive tank

[copper hawk]

Stay until 1800 for no reason

My favorite

Go to connez

Remove studf from connex

Do layout

Wait hours for pl to show up to verify layout

Motor pool tells u 2 put it away so we can leave

Put it away

[clever swan]

where do you drive to and why? patrolling for enemies? Just moving between bases for force distribution purposes?

[copper hawk]

Pl comes out 10 minutes to final formation

[frosty herald]

Yknow i have never seen a woman in a tank platoon or squad

[copper hawk]

Makes u remove it all again

1sg pissed at u for putting it all away

Pl yells at you

Goes up looks yah that's good makes u put it all away

[frosty herald]

my ass could not join the army

[copper hawk]

That's ur whole duty day. That's all u did all day. From being back from pt to final formation. That's all u did

[frosty herald]

im so extremely stubborn

[copper hawk]

On ur day off. All u did

[bleak ice]

typically, field exercises, familiarization training, driving it so we can move it somewhere else, and yes, moving between bases, though that kinda depends on a lot of factors, because moving tanks across roadways is a pain and sucks

[copper hawk]

When being billeted as a gate guard w the infantrymen and the engineers is actually a break from working the road

[subtle sentinel]

70% damage 70% mobility flamer

Any good?

[copper hawk]

What's the burn stat

[bleak ice]

There are a few, it's a hard job for women, and also just mega sexist.

[subtle sentinel]

Max is 80

[copper hawk]

What's it at now

[subtle sentinel]

70% damage 70% mobility rest is 80

[placid fiber]

uh... cica... 70 and 70 means the other 3 stats are 80

[subtle sentinel]

53

[bleak ice]

Tankers are dumb rock monkeys at the best of times.

[subtle sentinel]

Doesn't matter much what it is rn cuz I will upgrade it

[copper hawk]

Shelf it until u can upgrade it 2 max

[subtle sentinel]

74% cloud radius

[copper hawk]

Try to find a 60% damage dump flamer

With 80 everything else

[placid fiber]

What about a flamer with 1% damage? >:3

[copper hawk]

The damage stat doesnt affect the DoT the flamer does

It only effects the damage the first target receives

Max is 22 damage

Ur actually getting 18 at 80%

The difference between 80 and 60 is literally a rounding error

The damage is done by the Burn stat

76% minimum

[subtle sentinel]

70 damage 70 mobility is good enough

Mobility doesn't do much anyway

[copper hawk]

Yerp

[subtle sentinel]

Won't gamble more quit while ahead

[copper hawk]

Says every gambler before they make it big

[placid fiber]

I understand this so much lol