#zealot-class
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tragedy
Mine may look slightly different, I have weapon customization.
Also they've got some "heavy flamer" model parts that are so nice.
Weapon customization does let me straight up just
Even in the mechanicus flavor!
Weapon customization also allows you to turn your crusher into a big flail with the head being a giant finger.
But those won't even show up in shop anytime soon will they
And they change the weapon model to a mark I don't like smh
Bad carapace damage on the melees.
Yarp
With MT plugin?
sweet
I will try to make the recon gun look like a dmr
Hsword has to hit a crusher like... 13 times or something, even with mk9 h1 special loop.
Or just a vigilant
is vigilant the 3 burst rifle
Just dodge backwards 
I have a 60% mobility infantry assault rifle
2, 3, semi
They're the dmr, autogun flavor.

anti-armor
ohh. the 3 burst one was headhunter right
Never use braced, it fucking sucks.
Yeah vigilants used to be called headhunters.
oh it got rebranded i see
@sullen forge pinging you just to remind you your favorite guns got rebranded for zero reason.
i miss trauma staff 😔
Anywho, of the 3 autogun flavors, infantry autogun is the only one that doesn't really have drawbacks.
cough recoil COUGH
Vigilants have a horrible maniac adm, you could kill a rager faster with a damage dump knife with only bodyshots than you could with a vigilant with only headshots.
That's pretty sad
Braced are... just bad. Their damage output is sub-par, they only have 2 dodges for some reason, and they are unironically more accurate if you don't brace.
I thought brautos were half-decent
You can mix and match greatsword parts too.
brautos are halfway decent, but, suck cuz they only dodge twice
Brauto's serve one single purpose at this point, and that's only to break captain shields really fast.
Made it a pickaxe lmao
Yeah I know
graia shoots faster when braced
Still confused why Fatshark changed the names on so many weapons
Better just to keep womping the captain with my hammer and break his shield that way than to waste bullets on him.
Literally no one expressed confusion at the names or mark numbers
In the game's code
Shovel is another version of combat axe

Especially the recon numbers
caxe...? confused
dirt axe
Arent all the recons still accatran?
I think so
The numbers changed though
they fucked up the #'s tho
My favorite used to be 7a
Also the revolvers being backwards fucking enrages me.
used to be 6d, 7a, and 2 right?
Lmao
Agri should be the ADS flavor, not zarona.
I guess I will make it a shovel
hmm is the shovel a dirt axe, or is the axe a flesh shovel?
Trick question, because we aren't using normal shovels, we are using entrenching tools.
always knew something felt off
A heretic's face is just as malleable a surface as any patch of dirt, go dig em a new trench, right between the eyes.
nvm im mis remembering
i thought agri lasgun was the heaviest mark of them
no that's katan or smth like that i think
I don't even remember the model names or numbers of lasguns anymore, I just refer to them by color.
Brown stinky, blue kinda mid, green best.
For recon las, brown good, blue best, green stinky.
Theres just 2 pistols and they, for whatever reason, didn't change their numbers, so no harm done.
i did like the dmg of the heavy lasgun
but damn did it feel so ass to play around with lol
and im usually the guy that favors heavy sluggish hits
Brown ilas would be good if it could comfortably hit oneshot breakpoints.
But you really have to work for em.
Why put in all that effort when the green one hits comfortable 2shots and you can move your talents around without compromising them?
stub pistol when........
That's just how the recon las is.
Oh got it
Other weapons are fine.
The laspistol actually has a rather chunky look to it if you change the optic.
green one also actually hits most of the same one shot breakpoints
brown ilas only does notably higher damage into Unyielding
nothing I'm not used to
I love having zero durability or melee talents
I shoot thing :)
Yeah nah I'm not bothering with that crap.
Are we talking about vet?
DB shotgun looks so cool with long barrels
How exactly does one use it?
Oh yeah I need Both Barrels
And man stopper?
Or man stopper and scattershot?
it's a pocket horde and mauler deleter
man stopper+scattershot/flechette is the usual go to
Important to note that Man Stopper gives it effectively infinite cleave
You can shoot directly through monstrosities and kill enemies behind them
the reload speed isn't that bad but i prefer using DB on vet
critmaxx with it
Its mostly for hordeclear
Manstopper scattershot is good with it
But with soulflame psyker you can do insane things
Did someone say dbarrel psyker?
No soulblaze knife double barrel
off brand Doom
Vet double barrel is cracked
You dont have to reload at all with weapon specialist
lmao
literally is that one greatsword death cam kill for wolves in skyrim
I think weapon customization is lagging my game?
Does it have a noticable difference from 40 to 80?
ahhh this is what it reminded me of thank you lmao
😎 ** **
not sure, i only ever ran maxed DBs....
I've heard of crashing
Lagging is a first
77% mobility 67% penetration
Come on emperor
60% MOBILITY RELIC BLADE
LOCKED BEHIND TRUST LEVEL AAAAAAAAH
better get grindin
Nah gotta log off been playing all day
Imma try the shotgun later
The last wound effect removal mod didn't work...
Or maybe I used the settings the other way around
Game keeps GPU crashing inexplicably
Anyone know common fixes
Already turned off overclocking
Seriously how do u guys handle the double barrel shotgun reload tho?
I've only ever used it on WS vet so wouldn't know about reloading 
huh?
Like reloading after pretty much every shot
It is not really fast either
Wish I could spring while reloading
Sprint
eh i don't mind it much
i got that one blessing that makes u reload if u get a kill with double shots or smth like that
Yeah but there is the cleave on crit one and crit chance on hitting multiple enemies with one shot
I was gonna use those two
If I do, is it better to get +10% crit for blazing piety
Or just keep the toughness damage reduction?
eh man-stopper doesn't look that good, and maybe it's a playstyle difference but i try to gear the thing to be able to wallop stuff that isn't armored in a more special sniping direction. while i could, i'm not really firing it into hordes
i like the idea of deathsplitter and both barrels to keep the pump train going. i don't think ur killing important targets in one barrel shot, so gearing for both sounds cool to me at least
gain strength on close ranged kills
lowest tier is 40%. highest is 70%
Oh wow nearly double
Hmm I see
i tried to double on reload speed, but it surprisingly didn't feel much better
Close range is like 25 meters anyway lol
Much better than 70%]
?
Yeah it gets into milliseconds territory at that point
i guess keep this. i'm not well informed for piety or what weapon you're using for it, but if you run scattershot (the crit based on cleave blessing), your crit chance is already gonna be pretty high. i don't see a point in going from potentially 75 to 85 crit chance at maximum, and then whatever the base crit of the shotgun itself is
It is cleave based on crit tho
Doesn't give you crit boost
Blazing piety gives +15% crit chance
the crit chance boost in question would come from scattershot
Manstopper is effectively infinite cleave on crit
It's THAT good
It's semi useable on all builds that aren't crit
Emphasis on semi useable

wild
What if I
Bring 25% crit blazing piety
Manstopper
And both barrels
Best of both worlds
i feel like double shotgun cleaves well 'nuff, but dunking on a conga line of dreg berserkers sounds funny
go 4 it
I will be missing out on some crit and damage resistance
But that's reload speed just sounds too good
You know the weirdest part
Your throwing knives can inherit Manstopper's infinite cleave
It's hilarious
this could bring some entertainment in the meat grinder
+70% reload is just so attractive to me
manstopper? i would say nah as this all started from you feeling iffy about reloading every shot. both barrel's'll help remedy that
but if u wanna take it on a spin cuz why not and ur new, go 4 it^2
honestly using both barrels is usually not need anyway
I've heard that DMG is the dumpstat on flamer because it only affects the first shot...
Is this still the case?
not exactly because it only affects the first shot
but since it only affects the direct impact of the flames, which isnt where your damage is coming from. Its the fire DoTs
if you want to find more tiny tips and weapon setups
I have my guide pinned in this chat
Don't wanna upgrade and pick up perks until I get a 60-62% mobility one
god i really dont know what to piiiick
toughness damage reduction or crit boost? if I pick toughness damge res i can get +2 wounds talent
@sullen forge @copper hawk @hard nexus I wanted to record a duo video later today, anyone up?
probably will be a monsterous mission
i kinda got bored of the bolt pistol so i gotta switch to smth else
most likely double barrel
I won’t be available till like 4 hours from now
Me thinks I should bring Taxe 7 solely cause it’s funny
I will too
WHAT IF YOU WANTED TO PLAY DARKTIDE
but God Emperor said
"++ Processing Inquisitorial Clearance ++"
that sticker is pawsome
it always says that
shut up
i am so at a loss
thank u miss kitty whereever u are
I HATE CHOICE PARALYSIS
no
no u are not
who then
not the twins
Richtofen posting…
very pawsome animation
Thanks so much! I had a lot of fun with it
I can hear his voice sometimes from the german psyker
I remember what I was doing in minecraft while you were drawing that
I need to remake my Psyker into him again tbh
pfp jumpscared me
Why?
scary face
women are scary
looking at me
You must be a puss
I too explode when people look at me
Deathly horrified of women
i love women...
you were on your little flymobil mining it out
Hello Gyro Zeppeli
damn fix that wheelchair
Thee Hilarious February
Idfk
nice
You should
I literally have the D4C SAS on my desk
I need to get Valentine
Recall how jojo fans called king crimson confusing
Just wait till the D4C arc gets animated LMAO
God
That will be interesting
What was that scene? "Chiminimi"?
I forgot the line
I want to see how they animate that
King crimson was more confusing because of the manga format the anime made it easier to understand
gotta love watching the ds plasma vet try to frontline, die within 5 minutes, and complain about it in chat 
God forbid at&t lets me have a fucking stable internet connection
pov: you're supposed to have 100 down & 50 up on at&t
what link speed does your network adapter report at? What's your DNS?
have you seen mewtofen
death to ogryn emotes
god damn this shit has destroyed me brain
Wow they didn't ai generate something this time nice
Mogtofen
33,000,000 robux for contract
1,000,000 ukrainian moolah
pallas
Hell no
i live ziplines in death stranding so muhc
they make the mountain so much more tolerable
any tips for shocking stuff penance ?
ask for help unironically
The pizza for peter from mount knot and first prepper will be so easy
I keep telling myself I'll play Death Stranding
Still nothing

Did u type that while riding a zipline
Maybe
I basically locked in and it finally clicked
Cant wait to get the higgs custom
was it fun
Work and eep
Sorrgy ,,
yesss
can't wait for peak stranding 2
"In a way that is not clear or certain, because different people may have different opinions"
I can understand stamina regen but does zealot really need a stamina curio?
We like pushing a lot
push deez
In all honesty I never really remembered why I was just told to run +3 stam and when I asked I was told vaguely suggestive things regarding stuff related to stamina so I was fine with that
the dastardly turnip

Yarp
All classes except ogryn tbh
the only class I have ever taken a stam curio on is vet and idr why
Why not ogyrn
ogryn already has a lot of stamina
slam also kinda makes it redundant
Gunner res, stam regen, and sprint eff is all I take
Fair enough it always felt like I burnt through it too quickly when running
slam fixed all of Ogryn's stam problems when it comes to combat
Is it 2 toughness 1 hp or 3 toughness
I prefer 2/1 because of corruption
just take stam regen
Stamina to give a little extra for more pushing or to reposition more quickly.
This chud runs hp

This will be you
I love 2 toughness 1 stam
do yall take stam on vet or psyker?
Yarp
Yes
dam no hp gang 😔
You need thoses sniper breakpoints huh?
Cause that’s what there used for
@pale spindle you gotta dodge those

That’s like the only thing I can think of that hp really helps
Most of your survivability comes from Toughness management. Beefing it up to allow for more mistakes or protection from a bad scenario makes said management easier.
Anyone else magnetically attracted to snipers when you play vet?
tbh I would slap on poxburster resist if it existed
You COULD go full Reddit Dark Souls and "just not get hit", but good luck with that.
Kinda true
I wish they weren’t so picky about what pushes them
Like venting shriek
Ogryn push with club
Uhhhh
Trauma psyker that pushed it into you
I wouldn't be suprised if some of that is ping issues.
Possibly
I think HP is useful in normal runs, but in havoc it feels soo useless
I know that Snipers are MUCH harder to dodge in high ping lobbies.
I know with vent it’s dependent on peril
does hp help with corruption?
No
i’ll be available in like
hour n a half
ACTUALLY, kinda, but it's a touch wonky IIRC.
probably
The ticks are static numbers, but initial application is often precentage.
gives you more health to be corrupted, but doesn’t affect how much corruption u receive
maybe I should put on 3 toughness on ogryn too fuck it
i don’t think it affects grims?
be a big chonker
i’m not sure
IIRC, Grims are what tick for like 10 corruption, but apply with a percentage.
they probably have a percentage in them somewhere yeah
"I go pee"
"no revive"
"ledges self"
what's the use case for Ogryn HP?
more hp

idk i go 2 toughness 1 hp but i dont use all the hp so might be a waste
1hp is enough in like 90% of cases
Soaking up health packs solo 
what about 3 toughness?
I used to run it, I think it's ok
I know some people run one hp in Havoc because it's a bigger survivability boost than the third toughness
I've never really bothered in regular games. I just run 3 toughness
isn't HP pretty bad on havoc tho?
Okay, just let me know if you still want to play later
just finished recording a havoc run
gotta love having someone call you a bot and say you threw for not doing boss damage, while you have the highest damage vs bosses
sorry was being a degen and sleeping late long week lol
00:00 Gear Showcase
0:09 Scattershot + Manstopper on Zombies
0:19 Normal Throwing Knife
0:29 Throwing Knife Inheriting Manstopper and Scattershot (infinite cleave)
0:43 Throwing Knife on Carapace
0:55 Throwing Knife Inheriting Uncanny Strike 5 stack
1:05 I should have ended the video here
not the best video honestly but shows it off
im not really a youtuber i just mess around and upload stuff here or there
apparently the new grenades have 50 damage ap5 per tick
and you can kill a factory strider with 2 of them
fun
Can you do one with the hellbore hotshot bug?
i havent looked into it yet, but i could try
Apparently at tier 1 it gives -80% hitmass
It applies to melee
is this speed aura?
i guess ill run it when vet gets his new weapon
If that aura gets a buff besides just movement speed, would be cool to also include 5% reload speed
real
10% extra movement speed
I thought for sure you were going to say you don't use internet explorer
how is the bolter?
Isnt bit too much? I feel 5 already does make a difference 
if i enjoyed the bolt pistol, would i like it?
ive seen these exact types of messages before from apparent Chinese scammers
IE will be some mobile game and they want to invite me to a clan for some reason
big, punchy, lots of booms
and lots of flying guts
(it would be funny and speed vet)
pros and cons compared to bolt pistol?
Slower to withdraw, slow reload speed
inazume eleven apperently
expected that much
pistol is already slow...
Has two fire modes, full auto and single shot when ADS
YOOOOO
what is the mag size
15 bullets per mag
the fuck?
You will see why
load into a south african mortis trials and let the bots die. find a corner or just run around and build up a blob of enemies to stun. i found the tip on reddit looking for getting the Gone Bowling for ogryn :> Round 3 spawns enemies infinitely (kinda slowly but it works)
late as fuck. close and kill was always the best aura 
You know, you can just test it right now if you in the game 
i cant, i dont have it
nor money for it rn lol
would have to do a run
and not in game rn
Maybe level up then 
does mortis trials work for penances ?
yeah
Not sure, many people have to say that but bolter as far i know can work with anything
what😭
i got shocking this way too :>
<3
how do i do mortis trials solo
mmmm tripleveg
switch your matchmaking server to south Africa cuz no one plays there
when you're in the mortis difficulty selection screen hit E, it'll let you pick the server you search in. south african servers never have anyone on them (or at least they didn't for me) so you just wait for it to pop and ready up
And have over 400+ ping 
I'm close to having every penance.
Nah fuck it 10% action speed also
how do i make all the bots die
bait them in front of gunners. that's the tradeoff for using mortis, you kinda have to manuever around. takes a few minutes
i waited till round 3 to kill them off since the gunners would spawn more frequently/endlessly
also dont walk near the medicae because they will basically automatically use them if theyre hurt
if you want to keep the medicae anyway
if i use a mod
to attach a stock on the bolter
will i get shot
best blessings for it btw?
weapon customization is allowed but its very resource intensive
shattering impact and puncture
is that why my game is lagging lmao
turned the axe into a shovel
what do they do?
woah that parkour to the button room is sick 0_o ty
easy boss kiting
these dont sound good ngl
they're really good
well nothing else really sounds good anyway
but people told me puncture sucks for bistol
full damage?
whoever told you puncture sucks on bistol is dead wrong lmao
very good on zealot
Bleed does less damage against armor
So you need armor penentration or a weapon with enough base armor damage for it to be useful
thanks to bleed?
i ordered cheese popcorn
Cheese flavoured?
yeah
Thats an corn dog
Which reminds me of the yakuza bread
Anyhow playing mechwarrior 5 right now
Very nice
Bleed is more for scourge
me cuz im bad...
at veteran at least
veteran feels bumpy weird to play to me and idk why
Well maybe dont misuse it 
scourge?
Crit stack with bleed
oh shit
i need that
pile this up on top of uuh
blazing piety
alright, imma get a bolter
does a zealot have any guns that i can turn into a helbore with customization mod?
like, axe can be a shovel
You could get 100% crit with knife
With riposte prob
The crit on doge
Dune stat is mobility
fat fuck
Pet it
the great evil one
I did
Pic if true
Hey zealots throw your relic blades away and take the lightning
Smite is just like it according to this guy 🥴
need the eyepatch to finish this look how the fuck do i stun 1500 people
Chat
Barrel this man
Play the game?
it will take so long and i like to use the throwing knives...
gonna get scourge, health boost and faiths fortitude
what should i use the last point on?
post-pat cat
looks very mindful
nah her head is empty
i think that might be q bomb
look so gentle
what is good for the last point
a toughness damage reduction node?
nah fake no pat pat picture
desperation?
@subtle sentinel
try them in meatgrinder
also what weapon is this 4
oh shit how did i mis this
whatever i use honestly
rn bolt pistol and caxe
but will get the bolter
sustained assault is rlly depending on what weapon ur running and wont need the 2 point investment for it on some stuff
sustained assault?
it is like
a + damage blessing
thats like headtaker on caxe
but better
and the node is +5 melee damage
not much else to spend those on really
i use mostly melee
all the other nodes are ranged and whatnot
hmm maybe this is better
absolutely not
disdain is sustained assault but if instead it only worked every other hit
fun fact: dont try to buildcraft in this game unless u know what the terms mean
and the game doesnt explain shit
i do
and the talents are misleading
i looked em up
you could instead put the two points into anoint in blood into purge the unclean or the emperors bullet(kind of mid) into shield of contempt or dance of death(kind of mid) into thy wraith be swift
u would never take this if u know what you're doing
i am in the thick of it all the time
i got it thanks 🙏
yeah purge the unclean sounds the best
useless since u can just blender things as zealot
and get toughness that way
or mash your F every 15 seconds
kills give toughness?
yes
i do that lol
shield of contempt or purge the unclean then?
or if youre playing relic scourge and disdian are usable
you want survivability or more hurty
Survivability could help my team too
But dealing 1/5 more damage to unyielding fuckers is kinda big
frick u
unless youre already on something like relic of thammer it wont rlly be to much huge then what youre already doing
purge the unclean and anoint in blood will be better
Hehehe a win in my book
Anoint in blood?
What was that again?
thing above purge
the one above purge the unclean
Oh okay
it works on relic hater
it really doesn’t
back to eviscerator town w you
it doesnt work on anything that isnt light spam
and even then eh
a 5% melee node is better
disdain overrated af on relic ngl
you have to keep track of whether ur on an even or odd swing, then you have to use a sprint thrust
or you can just like, sprint thrust normally
or just use the mk2
i played with and without nad barely noticed a difference
mk2 is the only right choice
it’s terrible in all situations
also you lose distain on hits you wiff
so you can’t even combo effectively into a specific attack, like the mk2 uppercut !
it’s dogshit !
waste of a talent point
if it was made to be able to stack itself, then it’d be a perfectly fine choice on high cleave weapons
relic deals more than enough dmg i would rather put the point anywhere else
but currently, no
theres like 1 build were you end up with one extra point and everything else is even sloppier
even then, depending on the weapon, greivous wounds or good balance is a better choice
depending on the weapon!!
i think i had good balance tho
like thammer
good balance goated
oh yeah let me pick grevious wounds on thammer the one tap weapon 😭
good balance plus enduring faith plus stalwart
become tank
kid named more than 2 ragers
heavies don’t stagger them
kid named throwing knives..........
but they do with GW
yeah heavies kill them
kid named 6 ragers
kid named altf4.........
kid named uninstall noob
the god emperor gave me 12 knives for a reason
meanwhile chad relic blade casually eats 20 ragers epic style
ngl i played so much ogryn i forgot how bad ragers were without the 923734324 impact
i played too much relic mk10 and forgot that i cant just perma stagger them 😭
mk10 stalwart build actually made me worse at the game
yeah
OK hear me out
What zealot
Can parry
With all weapon
professor flutterwolp out here exposing us
noooo u dont get it the melee enemy needs to have 300% attack speed and stagger resist a double hiter attack and have 90% of weapons do zero light attack damage to them for zero reason
@plush estuary im being examined
(1150) overall
btw
here gale
a failed mission
sadly
I pushed a reaper and forgot to smoke
(i'm vet)
dead
veteran trying to push anything without max Iron and Close order drill
🥀
Should specify in havoc
David
Have you ever seen the Twitter post of the person discovering that other people have thoughts for the first time
Reminded me of that
my main complaint is how bad maniac damage modifiers are
on a good few weapons
i actually really like fighting scab ragers
i just hate dreg ragers
same
theres literally zero reason maniac damage is that low on so many things
aside from archaic code from prepatch 13
dreg ragers? like the fleshy ones?
ye
Personally I hate the flak/carapace rager more (Momento de devil's claw) 
a lot of people have nerf derangement syndrome and would jump on any enemy buff fatshark adds but the ragers really didnt need the speed buff
yah
esp now that they spawn in packs of 12
remember the week when we had literal hoards of dreg ragers
They buffed their speed? 
yeah a while ago
it was funny some time back something went wrong with the spawns and they had packs of 40+
if you didnt have a psyker or an ogryn youd just wipe
No, the naked ones

Didnt they also buffed the speed for both scab ragers?
I could have swear in the first months i got to play the game the scab ragers were more slower trying to swing at you
I got a bit sad when they have the scab ragers carapace everywhere except the helmet. How dare you force me to get good with headshots
As If anyone ever aimed for the limbs (i sure cant)
arms are like half damage if i remember correctly
the issue isnt even that theyre carapace its that they fuck up cleave for everything around them
I mean if they add new enemies they could make limbs take more damage from them (I don't see them changing existing body part multipliers)
roadrunner
You cut off the bigger arm of a mutie and bro can no longer disable you and all he does is just push you a bit
Make it so his rush actually pushes you (like the hounds bumping)
Dont think i had that happen to me or i was to blind to notice
Infinite hatred to dogs sending you 10 miles when they jog past you
that too 
I got just a flesh wound!
h8 to chaos spawns burning you
smelly
guh?
Dumdum infernus
Perks are unyielding and a racism perk
Or crit if you want a pure 1 trick against unyielding
Oh true I completely forgot
Laspistol is one of the few weapons where a crit chance perk isn't a bad option
Yarp
What are the other ones?
staffs
Not just for m1ing?
Running crit on Voidblast is actually noticeable because 32.5->37.5 is like a 15% increase
Or you can just take carapace because
Recon only for veteran or is that reasonable on zealot/soyker too?
It's great on psyker. Decent on Zealot but not great
tried out flamer with thammer. was kinda cool
why is BoN puke so fucking buggy............
really shined on rampaging enemies. kinda missed the mobility and sniping of bolt pistol tho + bleed
+5% crit chance perk on weapon
Even on crit based builds you're typically better off with some kind of Damage Versus X perk because you will get a high crit chance from Blessings, Talents, etc
Crits apply 2 stacks of soulblaze instead of 1
Making it one of the better weapons for using it
But like I said, it's still weird cuz I don't think it's worth on there but it's better on there vs 90% of other weapons
Purg's attack speed is so high it doesn't matter
Bro is actually a seal, he is happy
Compared to Voidblast/strike which are both gambling sticks
I see I see
I'd say flamer by comparison wins out there
It applies way faster
Typically if you have a purg and flamer going at the same time the flamers going to do more damage cuz it stacks faster
Plus doesn’t flame dot do more damage
Was visibly common to see in havoc when perilous combustion and psyk aura was never proccinh for me
@spare taloncole pls report this to john fatshark himself thanks
I hate beast of nurgle so much its unreal
Think I understand how that one works
The projectiles are probably just bigass circles
Our reject homies all hate BoN
And they spawn somewhere where when they appear you can be standing inside them from behind
You are not qualified in the slightest to be talking
Why not
hi
You steam your fucking bacon
How is it eating if it doesn’t have hands
I cook my bacon
With his mind
Cats are not telepathic
Believe what you will
CATERPILLAR CATERPILLAR CATERPILLAR
I know the truth of things

How do I get myself labeled a chud
God dammit I'd hoped you wouldn't do this
😒
consult the graph
It’s real
No
You need to go to bedge 
need whiteboard
and a stick
and to consult some graph
Where am I supposed to get these things if nothing ever happen
tru
ill smoke a cigi and bedmaxx
Won't that keep you up
Me after @spare talon shows me the tablet that drains my vigor
itll give me the motivation to go to bed
So what you're saying is:
hi
We must make more friggin chuds
Only clad
I thought people already answered for you LOL
@subtle sentinel
pain
If they did they didn't ping I was in mortis lmao
Dumdum infernus got it
And remember racism
Flak
big chainsword so bad for endgame.. I tried. I got a cool skin for it and wanted to use it
I never forget. Bulwark genocide best day of my life
Eventually fatshark will be forced to make it good again. The main reason it sucks is light attacks only hurting up to 4 enemies. Mk3 also has some wonky damage profiling.
Evis3 bad
Evis15 good

(get a relic blade instead)
what are the good relic sword blessings? .w.
I have a guide with weapon set ups plus some others things in the pinned messages
ty
no idea if these pub chaps are in here but we wiped on first run when i was on soyker, went again as zealot
ezpz
no it wasnt noob i literally have u added on steam
Sploot
Which las pistol mark is better?
the shooty bang one
the one that shoots
mk2
sploots u
Meow will do an Evis3 propaganda
They bad one
Instead of the goated one

Not spreading enough Bloodthirsty 15 rev for everything Type beat
We have Tac Axe propaganda thankfully
now we need more mediocre weapon propaganda
Agri 9....
CHAT I FINALLY GOT MY CELINE SELFIE
I've ran into them a total of 4 times now
I haven't seen them ingame yet lol
lmao
only in screenshots here
Yeah that felt better too
This is me shitting my pants in anger when the zealot is 2 inches in front of the team (he is speedrunning therefore he is the reason why I am about to die)
Technically the faster one but the slower shooty one is better for longer range and gives you less carpal tunnel
I'm now an auto pistol fan
I got so many penances done
Even got the eyepatch
Will go for the hooded mask eyepatch now
Mortis helps a ton
Also got a perfect combat axe and a perfect las pistol lol
Why do we use dumdum and inferno? Instead of inferno and a crit boost blessing
Faster one I am much better with now
Dumdum gives crazy good damage and it affects inferno stacks
How?
The burn damage?
I do do a bunch of crit to other enemies
Probably cuz blazing piety
dumdum gives close damage, which impacts burn dps
Rad
Gumgum
Mk2, not even close
Ingloopnus
mk10 got done dirty yo
It feels so
Weird
While mk2 feels like I am sliding on a hallway with soap under my feet doing tricks
It is so perfect



