zealot-class

[opaque island]

cant eat no burger with no honey mustard

[high scroll]

You know you carry hard when as soon as you're downed for the first time, everyone else just melts.

Frustrating

[formal locust]

what is better on thunder hammer? headtaker or slaughterer

i got to hav 40 btw thanks the zealot build with knife and bolt pistol worked wonders

[heady rapids]

up to preference

easier to proc with less total dmg or more horde clear but cant proc on bosses alone

[hard nexus]

i have a clip somewhere of a teammate barreling me, and then the whole team dies in less than 20 seconds

my fucking tattoo is so itchy rn

grrr

[formal locust]

this feeling every game i play

[formal locust]

yea i figured just wanted opinions

[heady rapids]

you're probably not gonna get them there's like 1 person who plays thammer tbh....

[modern lintel]

sandpaper

[opaque island]

it feels good to know im good enough to carry, but it also sucks to lose a run

[formal locust]

ive seen plenty of hammer players in hav 40

if thats what you mean

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-daredevil-how-you-felt-after-saying-that-discord-gif-23423211

[formal locust]

[grizzled aspen]

But are they good hammer players?

[formal locust]

very

[grizzled aspen]

Idk...

[hexed pilot]

zealot

[formal locust]

boss clean up/800k damage plus

[hexed pilot]

i need stuff to show warhammer bozos

to hypno them into space marine 2

or this game2

i need a potent spiral

https://tenor.com/view/vixenspiral-vixen-spiral-gif-24575141

this but for warhammer users

[grizzled aspen]

I can count on one hand the amount of good players I've found in havocs doing pubs, the rest are either terrible, panic too easily, or are cheaters (from when quell cancel macro was problematic).

None of said players used hammer.

[grizzled aspen]

Can you not.

[formal locust]

oh i agree, i saw 3 zealots using hammer total and they were all good, I want to try it out cuz i enjoy hammer and am alright with it. I was using bolt pistol and knife alot

either an ogryn or the zealots were cooking bosses

[grizzled aspen]

Ogryn being capable of removing a boss in 30 seconds on h40 is insane.

[formal locust]

i agree its actually funny, only downside is they become an ammo vacuum

[grizzled aspen]

The havocs I played yesterday amounted to "protect the ogryn" while he just fucking slammed his branx into the boss's head over and over again.

Dug a plogryn a new face lmao.

[copper hawk]

So many alberts

[obtuse solstice]

Is the combo for DS just heavy>special

[obsidian prairie]

Dueling sword combos?

No such thing

[grizzled aspen]

Can you believe it guys? Happiness, for only $23.99 + tax!

[modern lintel]

chat this is deep

[misty nova]

Happiness? In a bottle?

Cuz real life's too hard to swallow?

[modern lintel]

erm its called smirnoff

[misty nova]

https://youtu.be/_3G6AkiZHT4?si=maJUEqQyzZqml3eq

[high scroll]

Heresy

[hexed pilot]

real

okay

ooo venus mentioend

[hexed pilot]

heresy

but i drink both

ill come out as a blood angel on the minimum

https://tenor.com/view/sanguinius-warhammer-warhammer-40k-blood-angels-40k-gif-5881363644987634394

dark angel at a bad day

nvm

its a knight looking guy

they may be red the may be green

but yes

[modern lintel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136292421211258932/1363676051703730389/ezgif-5047e80df4ce64.gif?ex=6806e5ca&is=6805944a&hm=bd2741d98f35c4e2935d4f3e5befb01acfa73ac46c4f52098de8a0f383315907&

[misty nova]

Vampire survivors

Type shit

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/terraria/clips/k7XRxfivYCgO4v0ct?invite=cr-MSx4bHcsMTA3NDAxNTcz

Check out this totally normal and perfectly fine Calamity run I've started

[median steeple]

the fuck

[sullen forge]

Whats wrong

[median steeple]

tigi..........

[sullen forge]

Dread

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/maltigi-airstrike-bomb-luigi-scary-luigi-gif-3114416192383666553

[hard nexus]

what

[tawdry leaf]

havent played in a month

time to hop into damnation high intensity shock troop and get my ass handed to me because i decided not to unrust

and or completely carried

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/warp-travel-warhammer40k-rogue-trader-warhammer-gif-27085699

[copper hawk]

Gnarp travel

[copper hawk]

@plush estuary

[grizzled aspen]

Brother, Jahrim exists, that Luigi floating across the background doesn't phase me at all.

[copper hawk]

Maltigi..

Whoever is laughing sounds like psycho

[split sable]

can anyone help me understand the "falter" blessing? 90% increased stagger on weakspot hit, additionally 30% increased ranged stagger. So this just gives my ranged a base 30% stagger?

[winter oxide]

what is the assault chainsword good at?

[obsidian prairie]

Trash clear

[misty nova]

On Zealot?
Everything

But extremely good at hordes

[winter oxide]

so no cons?

[misty nova]

Uh
It's kinda unsafe without Chastise

And against multiple crushers because your chastise can't stagger them

[obsidian prairie]

Many cons

Slow against elite clumps

dangerous versus Carapace because it needs rev damage to actually hurt them

Same for unyielding

[misty nova]

We're not sure on the ranged part because it could be that FS just ported from the Ranged blessing without really caring about the description

I'll check Kulis

[split sable]

okay, thank you .

[misty nova]

Ok so
By the wording
If it's falter on your melee, it doesn't increase ranged stagger
If it's falter on your ranged, then both bonuses are applied

[copper hawk]

Some cons

Slow heavy swing speed

Doesnt stagger armor on revd hit

Revd hits dont do very much damage on armor

[hard nexus]

gooby

[copper hawk]

They take a long time as well to complete

[hard nexus]

gibber

flibber

womp

[royal vortex]

No

[copper hawk]

Like higui said it's unsage without chastise

Unsafe*

[hard nexus]

smeckle

tickle

zippy

zap

[misty nova]

Still higher than Evis3

[copper hawk]

It's generally a better eviscerator, the 13g, tbh

[misty nova]

💀

[hard nexus]

:(

[royal vortex]

wrong

[copper hawk]

Except for a bloodthirsty xv

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130953226611597413/1331740795723841556/v15044gf0000cln3donog65ir2pt0h3g.mov?ex=6806bbc4&is=68056a44&hm=cc8cf42c4b281e9d0c538c735ef1c1802198c3bb846d5d03a4dd613ec98c4ff6&

[misty nova]

I'm not sorry
I love the 15
Wish the 3 was good

[hard nexus]

real

!

[misty nova]

Hmmm

[royal vortex]

what the fuck is this

[hard nexus]

gooby gibber flibber womp

smeckle tickle zippy zap

[misty nova]

Maybe I'll get my running gag of
"Wish Cleavers were good" and swap to evis

[copper hawk]

13g has the second highest horde clear in the game

[hard nexus]

gawunga bawunga fowigga womp

[royal vortex]

these zoomers need to get the hell off tiktok

[split sable]

is there falter for ranged weapons? I just checked shotgun, flame thrower, pistol and bolt gun and don't see it

[copper hawk]

I think we should run Josho through an AI and turn him into a minion

[royal vortex]

helbore has it

[misty nova]

Infantry Lasguns and Vigilants

Iirc

Oh and Helbore but that's vets

[split sable]

Thanks, i rarely use those.. so it seems like a really niche build to get both bonuses then?

thanks for all the replies

[slate haven]

Fuck tox flamers

[misty nova]

It is a niche build

Because there's just better blessings

With that being said

I'm testing

Hammer of Faith

With Falter

And No Respite

On vigilant 3

[bitter anvil]

it's dorn, play as ogryn, and he fucked up
https://www.twitch.tv/combine03/clip/DeterminedPhilanthropicDadFunRun-APIYWH0SpFSic8HX

[slate haven]

Whole two minutes no messages

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/voicemail-automated-voice-messaging-system-monkey-call-phone-call-pick-up-phone-gif-25037177

[broken walrus]

Did all the Zealots become ogryn mains?

[carmine falcon]

nope

[slate haven]

fuck

[copper hawk]

Yah varlet

Stfu

2 the chum chamber w u

[slate haven]

Nah

[copper hawk]

Corpse starch time !

https://tenor.com/view/mindwave-starlight-holohammer-head-bop-gif-16959428137437548875

[slate haven]

I don’t go to the chim bucket I go to the crusty crab

Like what???

[copper hawk]

Chum bucket*

Krusty Krab*

Fake fan.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130953226611597413/1362472539686703104/tenor_1.gif

[obsidian prairie]

and yet you cannot even spell them right

curious

[slate haven]

Chin bucket I did not misspell

[copper hawk]

Yeah.

[slate haven]

Chub yucket

Bub Wucket

[bitter anvil]

Chud bucket

[slate haven]

Checkmate, Zelerals

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-hulk-always-angry-gif-12625324

[bitter anvil]

the cycle has broken

zealot are ogryn now

[broken walrus]

😦

[slate haven]

The fact this is a thing

Is deeply upsetting

[bitter anvil]

chud bucket

[slate haven]

chud bucket

[wooden dove]

The assault chainsword is somehow better than the heavy eviscerator.

[slate haven]

Slander

[copper hawk]

Yep

Welcome to zealot

[slate haven]

Nah nah yall don’t get it

All the weapons work off vibes

[copper hawk]

[slate haven]

Nobody wants to use a basic ass sword in a 40K game

[copper hawk]

Yap tuah

[bitter anvil]

i put weapon customization relic blade skin on heavy evis

[slate haven]

why

[bitter anvil]

i don't like moveset of relic blade

the 3rd one ruinned cc

[slate haven]

That’s real

[broken walrus]

I dunno, there's something cool about charging a dude shooting lasers at you with nothing but a sharp piece of metal

[wooden dove]

I mean, smaller chainsword doesn't have the sweeping strikes of the eviscerator, but it's faster and can stagger ragers on headshots.

[bitter anvil]

i liked the push attack relic blade but the light spamm attack 3rd poke is not my favorite

[slate haven]

But the heavy evis goes vrrrrm vrrrrrrgh vrum vrum vrrrrrt vrrrt and has a disruption field

That’s objectively cool

[obsidian prairie]

Clears faster anyway though

[wooden dove]

Heavy Sword sending 10 heads flying with every heavy swing.

[broken walrus]

Yeah but I love the emprah so much, my sharp piece of metal does the same thing as your tech sword

[slate haven]

To be fair

[obsidian prairie]

4

[slate haven]

This skin carries evis

[bitter anvil]

mk15 is my braindead evis

i liked

[slate haven]

The only thing I don’t like about the 15 is that the push block is a stab and not a sweeping slice

Like

I need push block horde clear

[bitter anvil]

i use against rager

[slate haven]

Not single

[bitter anvil]

it work with on activation

poke stab stick on target longer deal more damage

[slate haven]

Evis activation should count as blocking just like the relic blade does

And with that

I can die happily

[winter oxide]

that sounds bad

[copper hawk]

It is

[bitter anvil]

of course, i take as trade off against carapace

[copper hawk]

You need to chastise mid shred to kill crushers

Otherwise it's 3 or 4 revd hits

[slate haven]

I thought everyone did that

[bitter anvil]

althought i use the fotf with my evis

[winter oxide]

the eviscerator sounds better

[copper hawk]

If you're not using fotf you NEED a bolter or a zarona

[slate haven]

Fotf makes evis go from like B tier to A tier imo

[bitter anvil]

yeah

[copper hawk]

If you are using fotf then a bolter or zarona is recommended

[obsidian prairie]

Agri is better for Cara

Much faster

[bitter anvil]

100% melee rending

[obsidian prairie]

And reloads quicker

[copper hawk]

Yo mama

Wouldnt even put evis in b tier lol

[slate haven]

Has shitty frozen yogurt

Deadass

[copper hawk]

I'd say it's bottom

With the xv a bit higher than the 3

[slate haven]

The 3 is so fun

[copper hawk]

Somewhere around dclaw mk 1 and the achlys

[slate haven]

Combos

There’s no way

[copper hawk]

3 is proooobably at the bottom

[slate haven]

No like actually there is zero chance I’m not getting rage baited

[wooden dove]

Mag-dumping the bolter into several crushers feels so good.

Just ruins their entire day in 2 seconds.

[slate haven]

And that’s MY thing anyways

[bitter anvil]

my mk6 knife and i run bolter

[copper hawk]

It's probably our worst weapon

[bitter anvil]

with Book

[copper hawk]

Next to the dclaw 1

[slate haven]

I’m gonna write a strongly worded essay on the values of the evis

And you shall see

It is good

[bitter anvil]

lucky you won't compete with a furry got banned, and a tryhard zealot also banned

[slate haven]

Wait what

Who

[bitter anvil]

Lumii, Dorn

[copper hawk]

Terrible base cleave on a horde clear weapon, terrible damage distro on cleaved targets, a damage cap, inverted damage profiles, terrible ADMs that are clearly outdated (from before the enemy hp and armor buff), slow attack speed, one of the worst weapons w dodge efficiency in the game

[slate haven]

LUMII GOT BANNED?

[copper hawk]

This is the 3

[bitter anvil]

yeah

[slate haven]

THEY WERE CHILL THO

WHY

[bitter anvil]

someone said lumii being meanie in lore-chat

their guide legacy still here

[misty nova]

Squared up too often

[copper hawk]

Lumii was banned for not being chill tho

[slate haven]

That’s why I liked em

[bitter anvil]

so good lucky try compete their zealot guide

[copper hawk]

It's already complete

Ainz did it in two days lol

[slate haven]

They matched my energy 😤

[copper hawk]

Two or three

[bitter anvil]

oh right, ainz exist

[sullen forge]

2.5 technically

[bitter anvil]

@slate haven you gonna against ainz then

[slate haven]

?

[bitter anvil]

if ainz oppose evis is a tier

[copper hawk]

Ainz would speak for himself but he got muted for the dumbest fucking reason ever

[sullen forge]

Wdym

He got muted

[copper hawk]

DMs

[sullen forge]

Lmao

[slate haven]

Yeah I know who Ainz is

Why am I opp

[bitter anvil]

just hope if ainz agree your beloved evis is A tier

[misty ravine]

Also weirdo chain weapon mechanics that can't properly benefit from most On Next Hit or short duration buffs, and require you to stay stuck in the target for the full duration of the rev attack or you miss out on a huge amount of damage

[bitter anvil]

then you have nothing to compete

[slate haven]

Okay I’m gonna be completely honest

Evis without FOTF is mid

But with

V nice

[bitter anvil]

what V?

[slate haven]

Very

Like

It cleave

Is so good with crit

It can do big boss and armored damage

(With FOTF)

[misty ravine]

Relic Blade directly mogs the Eviscerator at doing the exact thing it was supposed to be good at

[slate haven]

It’s just good at everything but doesn’t have a niche, and in team comps generalists are kinda shit

[slate haven]

I agree

Evis needs love but it is still very good

[bitter anvil]

i didn't like relic blade

after try

[tranquil grail]

try again but with more gusto

[bitter anvil]

?

[misty ravine]

I want the Evis to be good, I used it a lot in 2023, I really like the idea of it and the sound it makes, but it just isn't very good

[slate haven]

I dunno about in havoc bc I know that’s like the real endgame now

But in auric Maelstorms it was putting out

[misty nova]

"try harder"

[slate haven]

You just really gotta lean into crit

[misty nova]

[bitter anvil]

oh, i didn't like the moveset

[slate haven]

On what mark

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-gif-2901184720104560683

[bitter anvil]

uhh the

red mark

[slate haven]

Bc I’m not the biggest fan of relic blade but the one without the I is way better

[bitter anvil]

on blade

[misty ravine]

littoral krill issue

[slate haven]

Unironically same

Trust me, try the other one

It’s not my favorite but I like it way more

[bitter anvil]

other one is like mk3 evis of relic blade

sweep overhead, sweep, overhead

something like that

[slate haven]

Push block heavy heavy push block heavy heavy

And then like

Lights on weaker elites and specialists

[tranquil grail]

soyker gets the better moveset gs mechanically altho aesthetically it looks like theyre flailing around with the light spam

[slate haven]

Wait I thought melee pysker was just a joke

[bitter anvil]

bleh, too much combo, i like branx better

[slate haven]

Y’all don’t just be running around with purge staff

[misty nova]

Was

Emphasis on was

[copper hawk]

Fgs is significantly better

Agree

Screen wipe uncontested

[bitter anvil]

the fgs is my favorite on psylot

[misty ravine]

Top 10 Pranks That Went Way Too Far

[bitter anvil]

light spam braindead fgs

i liked

[slate haven]

1. “Gunners are specialist”

[sullen forge]

It’s funny cause FGS has objectively the worst dodges in the game

[slate haven]

From like Wednesday

[sullen forge]

But it literally doesn’t matter when

[bitter anvil]

@slate haven here my relic skin of evis

[sullen forge]

Special = screen wipe

[slate haven]

That’s actually hawt asf

[bitter anvil]

i have reblic blade at home

[copper hawk]

Would even call evis very good even w chastise

It's definitely below hs 9

Probably somewhere around like

Chord 4 methinks

[slate haven]

HS?

[copper hawk]

Heavy seord

Sword*

[slate haven]

Oh

[slate haven]

Yeah that’s fair

[copper hawk]

It just fucking sucks man

[slate haven]

Nah

Nah that’s not fair

[copper hawk]

A lot of weapons just didn't get touched after they buffed all the enemies

Including our whome fucking tree

Nah it's fair now methinks

The fucking smaul clears better than the evis man

It's all so moldy

MOLDY !!

[slate haven]

There is zero way your being seriously

[bitter anvil]

the naginata

[copper hawk]

Im 1000%

[wooden dove]

The mk8 force greatsword is just sweep sweep sweep sweep everything fucking dies.

You can also tap block after the first 2 swings to keep getting the horizontal sweeps and not diagonal ones. And the block push follow-up is a mega thrust that will ruin a crusher's day.

Melee psykers just mulching hordes with it and then nuking an entire screen worth of enemies in one mega slice.

[copper hawk]

Ive used evis a shit ton

[slate haven]

Hold on

Hold on

[copper hawk]

Meow's builds, my builds

[slate haven]

Hold on

[copper hawk]

Forever

Even before they buffed

It

[slate haven]

Methinks hold on

No

[copper hawk]

When it was abysmal dogshit

[slate haven]

It’s good

[copper hawk]

Like pre buff crusher abysmal dogshit

[slate haven]

Gamer

[copper hawk]

Then it got buffed they wiped their hands patted their backs and didnt touch it

[slate haven]

You know what

I get it now

[sullen forge]

Waiting for Vigil buffs…

[slate haven]

This is how y’all feel when I’m on my antics

Calling gunners specialists

[bitter anvil]

you love vigil don't you?

[slate haven]

I finally understand

[bitter anvil]

like my friend into DMR stuff

[copper hawk]

I mean

Evis is just pawful

Sorrgy not sorrgy

Meow is the evis expert and she'll affirm that

She dropped 1.3 mil dmg in pre change havoc 40 (when it was harder) w an evis 3

Id say she's Particularly Qualified

[slate haven]

Use

[copper hawk]

That's meow's build

[slate haven]

Great minds think alike

Cooked that Jon up in gameslantern 30 seconds ago

[copper hawk]

She uses it because it mitigates some of the dogshit mechanics of the evis

She'll still tell you it's dogshit

[slate haven]

Even though meow told me to use sniper resist

Her build is hood

“”Her””

It’s a simple build

[slate haven]

Don’t take that out of context, I’m saying that it’s a very common build

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus

Go my pokemon

[slate haven]

Oh wait

That’s meow

[sullen forge]

Go my lil grub

[slate haven]

I was thinking of lumii

[copper hawk]

Unleash the grubs

[slate haven]

Lumi told me to use sniper resit

[sullen forge]

Hah

[slate haven]

FUCK

RESIST

[sullen forge]

No

[copper hawk]

Idk what res she uses

3 gunners i think

But idk

[slate haven]

IM NOT TALKING ANOUT MEOW

FUCK

I’m going to sleep

[hard nexus]

hi

[sullen forge]

Anyways I get that feeling of solely making a build that counteracts the abysmal dog shit that is a certain weapon

[copper hawk]

It only barely does too lmfao

Guh

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/alatreon-monster-hunter-mh-mh-alatreon-alatreon-mh-gif-1526183289706119550

[sullen forge]

Unironically taking MMF for Vigil Autos

[hard nexus]

i dont think i ever did

[copper hawk]

Military grade cope is what leads to no zealot rework

[bitter anvil]

because you love vigil galeo

[hard nexus]

hmm

[sullen forge]

Because I’m skilled with burst rifles

[hard nexus]

ah

[hard nexus]

2x gunner and i think its just dockets

[bitter anvil]

as i love my dogshit decent barced auto

[hard nexus]

cuz i didnt know what else to put

[sullen forge]

Sprint Eff

[hard nexus]

cica im so close to unlocking abrams !!

[sullen forge]

Probably

[hard nexus]

im so close !

[slate haven]

Air better

[slate haven]

US air

[hard nexus]

sooo close

[slate haven]

F-15

[hard nexus]

air is so boring

[slate haven]

Highway to the danger zone

F-15

[hard nexus]

im probably gonna buy a 10.0 premium plane

[slate haven]

Fox 2

[hard nexus]

and use it to grind the full tree

even then idk

because i just dont really care for air

so i might just fully neglect it lmfao

[bitter anvil]

im only tier 3-4 and stop playing

because im pve player

their gamemode is boring anyway

talking about ground assault arcade

[sullen forge]

If it’s WT

You either love it

Or fucking despise it

That’s Air gameplay

[bitter anvil]

liked first, hated later

[slate haven]

Air US superiority

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/war-thunder/clips/k85SuWjoSv4cSUpb0?invite=cr-MSx2Z1EsMjA0ODY2MDQ3

check out this sick flick

[slate haven]

Wait do I have to censor that

I probably do

[hard nexus]

ground assault is boring

its fun like

[bitter anvil]

shot track, do the drift, no aim

[hard nexus]

every now and again

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/war-thunder/clips/k7ZujsjY9OJ9K3Qo7?invite=cr-MSxLUDksMjA0ODY2MDQ3

also this earlier

i love fighting germany

[bitter anvil]

im pve player hey

[hard nexus]

their players are all so blind

[slate haven]

Fixed

[slate haven]

German slander

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/war-thunder/clips/k5wP9XfX3DA2HK9Al?invite=cr-MSxuSUMsMjA0ODY2MDQ3

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/leopold-slikk-agk-angry-german-kid-norman-gif-22475066

[hard nexus]

america at 8.7 and 9.0 is actually a lot of fun

the uptiers are a lot more rare as opposed to like, 5-7

[slate haven]

The grind tho

[hard nexus]

it def took a long time

[slate haven]

The grind…

[hard nexus]

but

ive been having fun

i got my first nuke at 6.3 though

ive gotten really close a couple more times but nothing yet

[hard nexus]

(i needed silver lions and i have the super hellcat)

[bitter anvil]

you know i stop going back wt when i hear about repair cost skyrocketed

on higher tier

[sullen forge]

Giant pin that says “Dipshit” on that tank holy

Completely oblivious

[slate haven]

9yo me dropping nukes on cod mobile with my Xbox controller connected on bluetooth

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/war-thunder/clips/k6i60hDyw2IM0BqbC?invite=cr-MSw4dzYsMjA0ODY2MDQ3

i have a lot of silly war thunder clips

[signal spoke]

https://fxtwitter.com/jackpesaurus/status/1913954838209081596?t=BcyOsGKwzqYuS_w_z_msxg&s=19

Jacky (Comms Closed) (@jackpesaurus)

Did a silly :3

Quoting dorotero (@dorotero)
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astartes are quick learners

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[slate haven]

BLACK TEMPLARS

[signal spoke]

[signal spoke]

"Eh just ignore it-"

[hard nexus]

its for morale

[slate haven]

I FUCKING LOVE SIGUSMUND

[sullen forge]

The Moldlars

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/war-thunder/clips/k2fLBXTcZ7WpDskl3?invite=cr-MSxSUTUsMjA0ODY2MDQ3

[slate haven]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[hard nexus]

AA in war thunder is so stupid

[misty nova]

He hit those though

[hard nexus]

and america only gets 1 or 2 good anti tank AAs !

even then theyre mid

while every other country gets amazing ones !

like the gepard, or the ZA 35

growl

[slate haven]

Some of y’all have never experienced the joy of the F-15E strike Eagle and it shows

[signal spoke]

The side eye though

[bitter anvil]

when im t3, i like one german tank use sawed off naval gun

[hard nexus]

but the air grind is so much,,,

[bitter anvil]

is funny

[hard nexus]

the 15cm ?

[sullen forge]

Oddly reminds me how much I’d piss people off with AA in BF4

Lmao

[slate haven]

Just do Germany or UK cuz their 40s planes are nutty

And then like

Start doing US

And suffer

[hard nexus]

this thing

[slate haven]

Bc US 40s planes suck

[hard nexus]

if u like that

[sullen forge]

Literally every Heli and Jet main getting super tilted the moment I got an AA

[hard nexus]

the brits have a great tank for u

[bitter anvil]

yeah

[slate haven]

That things gun has nice treads

[hard nexus]

seeing a bf109 completely outturn basically every american plane makes me sad

and yeah i know boom and zoom

and like

real dogfighting tactics

but

i do not wanna learn all of that,,,

for i am lazy

[slate haven]

150mm?

Big ass gun

Cool

[slate haven]

You know what else has big ass gun

[slate haven]

Again

[bitter anvil]

kv-brit

[slate haven]

My beloved 😍😍😍

[hard nexus]

it’s super easy to kill

b ur

but

it’s also just a very silly tank

[bitter anvil]

@hard nexus i use this a lot before the 15cm sIG

[hard nexus]

woe curse of pantsir upon ye

[misty nova]

[copper hawk]

I played w meow when she was like

4.7

Now she's higher tier than me..

They grow up zo fast ,,

Left behindz ,,

[bitter anvil]

i missed their old machine sound, is much more badass

[hard nexus]

i’ll drag u into top tier

it’ll go great

trust me

[copper hawk]

Nop

U aint draggin me nowherez

I bite

https://tenor.com/view/mindwave-starlight-holohammer-head-bop-gif-16959428137437548875

[misty nova]

You're a turtle

????

[copper hawk]

Panzerjager..

[bitter anvil]

just simply play ground battle arcade assault i score few lot kills

with AP shell

APCR*

[slate haven]

Why is he small

Why he so small

I can’t even hit him with my melee fellas

[hard nexus]

such terrible spalling on those

[bitter anvil]

bad?

it's t2 anyway, i pull 86 rds all Pzgr.40

am not in pvp mode anyway

[hard nexus]

yeah

the spall cone is tiny on APCR

you have to aim for specific crew members or modules

rarely ever will you kill a tank in one shot with APCR

unless u get lucky with an ammo rack

i only carry APCR for tanks like jagdtigers and elephants

with big flat bits for it to hit

[bitter anvil]

in pve mode, away aim thin frontal enemy plate or side sometime

i may feel where their ammo rack is

because later wave pve director spawn thicker armor enemy

[bitter anvil]

i try hit the turret ring like it will go inside injure the crew.

is decent enough. Side hit is kinda gold for me.

either direct fuel tank or ammo racks

[hard nexus]

fair

my frame of reference is like

5.0+

[bitter anvil]

what's that?

[hard nexus]

5.0 br and above

[bitter anvil]

ah

that

[hard nexus]

so i don’t really remember much of lower tier APCR

[bitter anvil]

i don't remember mine br

is so long

@hard nexus

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[bitter anvil]

1 year ago

89.4 hour only

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/tough-spongebob-squarepants-mom-gif-15785435

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/chicago-white-sox-tattoos-tatuajes-ink-blazzord-gif-14372611902427349760

the last word in that line is ''Share''

'The Love We Share'

seeing that tattoo'd right above an ogryn's pubes is so existentially unsettling for me

'no no, don't whimper, he likes that sort of thing'

[bitter anvil]

how humorous

[copper hawk]

Holy freaky Okri

Is this ur bull bear oc ur sharin w us rn

[zinc talon]

naw I finally got a torso and pants piece that actually shows the majority of it off

like 90+% of the gear covers it to the point the joke is lost

^this might be more up your alley

ha, get it, up your alley sex joke gotem high five

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/engineer-engi-engie-buff-tf2-gif-16863203051201785331

i can hear the song, it screaming in my ears

[zinc talon]

tech priests furiously scrambling to hide any and all oil

coconut, baby, motor

wait

if coconut oil comes from coconuts

and olive oil from olives

where does baby oil come from

[bitter anvil]

babies

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-fat-bastard-chili’s-chilis-austin-powers-gif-582317246876621087

https://tenor.com/view/fat-bastard-shitter-wheres-your-shitter-austin-powers-gif-23887500

https://tenor.com/view/happy-thanksgiving-family-gif-12938002

[misty nova]

The virgin oil company

[zinc talon]

yeah and since you mention

how does one become 'extra' virgin

the oil implies a tiering of virginity

so there's virgin, obviously, and extra virgin

the math would lead one to believe there are additional, higher dimentions as well

super virgin, duh, because of helldivers 2

double virigin, because of doublemint gum

extra virgin cuz olive oil

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-bernie-gif-27192884

and waaaaaaaaaay down at the very bottom of the iceberg, incel gamer cuz of you guys

https://tenor.com/view/smile-cant-help-it-chuckle-gif-13845864

[misty nova]

It's 2 am
Time to go Marvel Rivals ranked

And get Squirrel Girl teammates when we need a dps to deal with fliers

[bitter anvil]

https://medal.tv/games/marvel-rivals/clips/k7Mv5cpVqa4a7p4VF?invite=cr-MSxoNGUsMTUyODc4Nzg1

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-fall-gif-19737042

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/seen-it-marty-back-to-the-future-ive-seen-this-one-gif-5960361

[bitter anvil]

You saw it from medal tv page?

[misty nova]

Solo dps instead

[grizzled aspen]

@light badge jumpscare in pubs.

[misty nova]

Ok maybe not solo dps

We had a loki

3rd highest damage

[light badge]

please do not look at the tac axe I was using

open at your own risk

[grizzled aspen]

FOR SHAME

[light badge]

unironically it hits a singular funny breakpoint

oneshot PA for dogs

[grizzled aspen]

That's a wild breakpoint to go for.

[zinc talon]

hey you guys wanna hear something you really don't wanna hear

[light badge]

it absolutely was not intentional

[zinc talon]

there are tiny little mites living in the follicles of your eyelashes

living off your oil and skin

so the next time your eyes itch, you know why

[grizzled aspen]

I'll do you one better, over half of the human population on earth has intestinal parasites.

[zinc talon]

ooh that's a good one

[grizzled aspen]

And the funnier part is, despite our relatively caustic diets, we can't really get rid of them.

They're just kinda with us now.

[zinc talon]

also I'm sure somebody on earth is the exception here, but nobody on earth can fully close their jaw and have it fit flush

cuz your teeth aren't in order to rest comfortably doing so

so your jaw is always out of alignment and always tensed

[zinc talon]

oh they're extremophiles for sure

just getting through the body is like

mucous and antibodies from mouth to stomach

stomach pH of damn near 1

then gallbladder bile salts pH near 12 I think

then all the gut flora

[grizzled aspen]

@light badge look at the ragnar guy.

[zinc talon]

credit where it's due those little fuckers are hardy

[grizzled aspen]

Brother, you are in a CIVI, you are going to fucking die.

[zinc talon]

thankfully almost all dietary parasites we can pick up come from pork

and even then you have to be eating it half the week for a lifetime

[heady roost]

what's the best mark for dueling swords

[zinc talon]

(in the states anyway, in china they're so common they're almost considered endemic)

[zinc talon]

easy answer is the all stab one, more nuanced answer is the other tweo

[heady roost]

is the mk5 the stabby one

[zinc talon]

unsure, I don't use them myself

you want the one that stabs quickly on push attack I think

[polar frost]

mk IV if i remember correctly

[misty nova]

Mk2

But go mk4

[misty nova]

Mk5 is the best dodges in the game one

But not stabby

[hybrid jewel]

Pen dump with uncanny only though.

So you can IJ yourself off Gloriana before anyone else can.

[placid fiber]

I've seen worse

[placid fiber]

mk4 is the stabby, mk5 is the overheads one

[light badge]

@grizzled aspen sorry dude I'm fucking teleporting over here lol

[twin wagon]

Teleporting is heresy

[placid fiber]

sounds just ilke what a psyker would say

[light badge]

fatshark servers and my ISP not playing nice is heretical influence

[placid fiber]

Sounds about right

fatshark servers are always jank

[grizzled aspen]

Dw our teammates were so shit they died instantly.

Over and over and over.

[light badge]

scoreboard?

I'm predicting 500k

[grizzled aspen]

I unfortunately did not reinstall scoreboard.

I was counting elites though.

[light badge]

agony

[grizzled aspen]

134 elites killed by my hand alone.

[light badge]

you were at like 386k before I left

[grizzled aspen]

Yah then prob 500k.

[light badge]

to our vet's 20k

guh

[grizzled aspen]

Autopistol strangely doesn't feel completely terrible to use.

Honestly I think if I had laspistol over autopistol I would've died sooner.

[twin wagon]

Like smaul doesn't feel terrible to use?

[grizzled aspen]

No I mean like it actually kills specialists really fast.

I was running around in chasm station first event and killing specialists while kiting a horde of bulwarks and it worked super well.

Maybe it's just me using it for what it's designed for, maybe it's placebo because I want it to be good, idk.

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/bruce-almighty7-jim-carrey-laugh-smile-gif-16122443

[grizzled aspen]

Hey I was counting.

[twin wagon]

I mean

[grizzled aspen]

(those were chastise oneshots btw)

[twin wagon]

Shotguns also kill specialists pretty quick

[grizzled aspen]

Not the same.

[twin wagon]

And unlock the ZEALOT PLASMA

[grizzled aspen]

Combat shotguns are actually pretty good at dumpstering ranged elites.

Autopistol isnt.

[twin wagon]

Autopoopstool

mobility stick and cc stick all in one

[grizzled aspen]

Autopistol is mainly for when I'm running low on tknives, blasting a burgle pimple (actually significantly effective with blaze away cavalcade), or trying to outpace enemies.

Oh also you can stagger the shit out of a bulwark with it if you tickle the back of his neck.

[twin wagon]

Still not bulwark racism, the weapon

Indignatus my beloved

[grizzled aspen]

I mean it helped enough that I got a chastise empowered l1 off with my relic blade and decap'd that bulwark I shot.

[olive blaze]

Thoughts? Still work in progress

Been working on the rust

[grizzled aspen]

Needs moar dakka.

[tight chasm]

Guys be real with me. I just wanna play a revolver/bolt pistol so I can whip it out and pop specialist heads like a badass instead of having to do it with dinky little knives all the time. But I also want my fellow zealots to not think I'm a scrub. Can these two desires ever be accomplished at the same time?

[acoustic dune]

yes

play vet

[tight chasm]

You know what, fair enough

[acoustic dune]

speaking of vet

jhon the wick

i have yet to see jhon wick like gameplay in pooptide

[hard nexus]

weapon specialist las pistol

[tame sluice]

weapon specialist in general honestly

marksmans focus vraks infantry autogun is another good one

[misty nova]

Welp
Made back to gold

Peni Parker is just good to play

I should use this as a reference for my drawing

[acoustic dune]

tf is up in aussie land

[misty nova]

You do know that a Roo in the water is dangerous

Right?

[heady rapids]

that's actually an alligator wearing a kangaroo hat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/869582499930587137/1362072932389621980/dumdum.gif

[acoustic dune]

no
i just know that you have smth called drop bear over there

i swear that thing aint real

[misty nova]

I believe you

[copper hawk]

I uninstalled marvel ripals

[misty nova]

Best decision you ever made

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-fanta-orange-orange-venom-marvel-rivals-gif-14254808145322227813

[ornate bone]

it is

also roos will drown you in water, they're scary af

[hard orbit]

does zealot not have access to regular revolver but only the quick fire one?

[copper hawk]

U have acces to both

Access*

[hard orbit]

huh

[copper hawk]

Click marks when you select the weapon

[hard orbit]

forgot that even existed

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/mindwave-starlight-holohammer-head-bop-gif-16959428137437548875

[hard orbit]

part of me that misses the old darktide

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/the-times-have-changed-aquaman-arthur-curry-aquaman-and-the-lost-kingdom-it's-not-the-same-anymore-gif-5853466983263120315

[median steeple]

I hate the renaming of weapons

trying to give weapon recommendations to people who didn't really play all that much before the change is ass

[spare talon]

use the columnus autogun

[hard orbit]

i remember when hi shock was like a maelstrom

[spare talon]

or was it the vraks

or did they change it to graia

surely this isnt confusing

[misty nova]

Vraks is the old Columnus
Columnus is the old Graia

But my goat Agripina

Remains the same

[copper hawk]

yo mama

[acoustic dune]

why is it alwayys

yo mama

but not

yo papa

[obtuse stirrup]

It was a massive, totally unforced fuck-up to the whole player experience lol. I really wonder what made them do that.

[hard orbit]

easier too understand

voidblast for fucking trauma

[obtuse stirrup]

Is it though? Lmao

Voidblast and Voidstrike now sounding very similar

That was one of the dumbest parts of it for me

I mean it is clearer than Trauma in isolation

[hard orbit]

trauma staff sounded so menacing

[obtuse stirrup]

But harder to distinguish

[obtuse stirrup]

It should do, because it is lmao

[hard orbit]

and now it is voidblast

[olive blaze]

Blood

Does it look realistic?

[hard orbit]

looks pretty good

[copper hawk]

looks glibble glorpful

[stone fern]

very good rust

u can make some fake restoration videos on youtube and make bank

[placid fiber]

It's beautiful, furry creatures

[placid fiber]

MOre!

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-sad-crying-wipes-tears-wiping-tears-gif-24991919

[acoustic dune]

dats all of it

[placid fiber]

Now post kit kats

[naive stirrup]

explode

[acoustic dune]

implode

[naive stirrup]

may the god emperor never forgive your sins

[acoustic dune]

may the god emperor never show you his light

[tame sluice]

I am probably going to one trick emma frost this season

Because I h a t e spiderman, black panther, and winter soldier players

[elfin thorn]

im sorry to hear that

a better counter would be to play adam warlock. ur movement can help u survive even tho it got nerfed 😌

[olive blaze]

Thanks :3

[bitter anvil]

Yes you’re honoring deaditell

Such a nice thing

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-eating-camera-you-died-baby-eating-camera-dark-souls-dead-gif-gif-20362239

[bitter anvil]

Why are you posting baby vore?

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/you-died-cat-comedy-funny-shaky-cat-crawling-cat-gif-21392489

[bitter anvil]

That baby ate Cadia

[placid fiber]

Apparently you haven't seen the baby scene from blasphemous 1

[bitter anvil]

I never know what that is

[placid fiber]

this but 1

[grizzled aspen]

GW moment.

[placid fiber]

This thread is ded

https://tenor.com/view/dead-my-honest-reaction-damn-skull-skeleton-gif-15885937969029652188

[acoustic dune]

you should put smth in there phill

maybe a phillysteak

[small pulsar]

I jave a devious idea

[placid fiber]

There

[acoustic dune]

ok jave

[acoustic dune]

go on

[small pulsar]

Relic blade shroudfield

Relic blade assassin...

Am i cooking or nah

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1027335984964190312/1337976935405588480/jtaiXZa.gif

i mean

sure go ahead i guess

[placid fiber]

boring

[acoustic dune]

i am making one of those for my penance

[small pulsar]

😔

Whats not boring then

[placid fiber]

Nothing

Well...

shroudfield chainsword

cuz it sucks

[small pulsar]

Right

I forgot

That this is a zealot channel

[placid fiber]

it sucks because shroudfield doesn't work with chain weapons

[small pulsar]

Does gun zealot work

I was wondering thay

That

[placid fiber]

No, not really

[small pulsar]

Back to gun psyker metamancing ig

[placid fiber]

There aren't enough talents that effect guns for a gun focused zealot to work

[acoustic dune]

zealot is a melee class

if you want range

[placid fiber]

veteran, oggy, psyker

[bitter anvil]

Veteran

[acoustic dune]

go play as a puny vet

we chadlot

dont need range

we ballin

[small pulsar]

Im still a zealot main

[placid fiber]

zealot is the 1 class that doesn't have a gun specialization

[small pulsar]

Stwalth zealot since i picked up the class

[bitter anvil]

Ventilation purge sniper gauntlet

[small pulsar]

Well i tried chorus

But i gave up cause i dont have a full premade

[acoustic dune]

just dont get hit

[placid fiber]

with flamer and stun nades

[small pulsar]

Whats the highest movespeed gun

[bitter anvil]

2-3 Trapper woe on ye in mid horde

[placid fiber]

revolver/autopistol/laspistol/boltpistol

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-avoiding-responsibilities-dodging-gif-5843482

[small pulsar]

They are same sprint modifier?

[misty nova]

Probs laspistol or recon or shredder

[acoustic dune]

just hit one of these

[placid fiber]

iirc, oh and recon

[bitter anvil]

Woops out of dodges counts

You got whooped ass

[acoustic dune]

tknife
still count as melee

since its a knife

[small pulsar]

Isnt recon a rifle

[placid fiber]

recon is a lasgun

[small pulsar]

Right

[placid fiber]

hence the name recon lasgun

[bitter anvil]

Isn’t knife bad on horde?

[small pulsar]

It really has same modifier as others?

[placid fiber]

it would be close

if not the same

[acoustic dune]

i have a evil build with dump damage knife

you can ask phill about it

its pretty evil

[small pulsar]

Damage dump 💔

[placid fiber]

it's evil

[acoustic dune]

he concur

[placid fiber]

It worked, but, it was evil

I feel tainted

[bitter anvil]

Aw it deleted?

[acoustic dune]

it was a bleed crit knife

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/spen-shredder-gif-5710992

[acoustic dune]

yarp

[small pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/kaneki-cry-crying-food-eating-gif-14606815612965974197

[acoustic dune]

thats why its evil

[placid fiber]

and didn't it have 2 bleed blessings?

[small pulsar]

Imagine if u could have 3 blessing 2 bleed and uncanny on dagger

[acoustic dune]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9e9a13f8-1dcc-4f91-ba7d-e641b095407e/evil-build

[acoustic dune]

no since i wanted 100% crit chance

[placid fiber]

Ah

[bitter anvil]

Give 66% crits chance to team with piety

[small pulsar]

66% of your 15%

So 10 ish %

[carmine falcon]

for vent range just take heavy las pistol, bolter or bolt pistol, also zerona

works just fine