zealot-class

[copper hawk]

Chained dblow is glorpshit

[hearty nebula]

you want headtaker + regular deathblow

elites+unyielding

[copper hawk]

Erm

[winter oxide]

i used chained on accident when i tried the first one

[copper hawk]

Flakiac

[winter oxide]

when i swapped to yours i used the proper one

[hearty nebula]

scrunkly game

[winter oxide]

how do you one shot the rager pack again?

[hearty nebula]

fotf h2

[copper hawk]

H2

Fotf

[clever swan]

GNARP!!!!¡

[copper hawk]

https://youtu.be/3G6uuyMA8SA?si=xex0YSFsDp5W5DZ4

[plush estuary]

yup kup mentioned

!!!

https://tenor.com/view/yup-kup-terminate-communication-pyro-happy-bed-gif-9322169914331212316

[winter oxide]

ill try slaughterer now

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-scout-scout-tf2-team-fortress-2-yup-gif-16834970524396790810

Anygnarp spacin they marine rn

[plush estuary]

full rn

[visual stream]

I'm so glad I never got into Rust (someone who swallowed the Ark pill for the same exact experience)

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130953226611597413/1362472539686703104/tenor_1.gif

[copper hawk]

I watch psychotic sadistic Australians torture ppl playing it

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/basil-boss-crying-gif-26518497

[spare talon]

Idk why but I thought he was wearing a mcdonalds employee uniform and I was happy cuz he deserves to suffer as a mcdonalds employee for his entire life

[copper hawk]

u deserve to suffer as a pet store employee for the rest of

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130953226611597413/1362472539686703104/tenor_1.gif

woops

[copper hawk]

i do NOT want to accept

i am FLEEIN teh city

i will NOT be enslaved by a hun

and forced 2 march as a meat throng to other non compliant cities

i could kill a hunnic warrior tbh

[copper hawk]

spleen squealer

[wanton fossil]

We don’t really need spleens

[sonic marlin]

Fellas u awake?

[copper hawk]

noh

[wanton fossil]

Newp

[sonic marlin]

Sweet

Im thinking about this worker threads. I got 12 Cores, 16 Log processors.
What do i put it to, cus max is 14 worker threads.

[sullen forge]

how it feels getting a combo kill with pyro

[plush estuary]

we need a yup kup movie night

[copper hawk]

u dont even play tf2 ainz

no yupkup 4 u

[plush estuary]

I do

?

[copper hawk]

nop

nevar zeen it

[plush estuary]

well

[copper hawk]

fail

not installed

on 1200 hrz

zigh..

[plush estuary]

last played

2023 aswell

oof

[copper hawk]

wtf

we need tf2 night..

hehe ,,

[plush estuary]

double

and again

[copper hawk]

PLEASE MAKE CUSTOM CHARS

[carmine falcon]

too lazy

i just slapped gold stuff on white scar set lmao

[small pulsar]

which axe type is better?

[misty nova]

Rashad Combat Axe

[plush estuary]

yup kup content consumed

sated

[small pulsar]

why rashad tho

also are tactical axes any good

they seem pretty trash to me ngl

[copper hawk]

kup yup

[copper hawk]

they're good

they have great armor damage

good dps against crushers

their heavies stagger ragers out of combos

the special attack can stagger anything on weakspot hit save bosses

including mutants lmfao

u can stop them mid charge

[merry flume]

aclys needs more buffs

[copper hawk]

doesnt need to be a crit, just a headshot

[small pulsar]

isnt allat also true for combat axes?

[merry flume]

it's the funnest axe but everything sucks on it

[copper hawk]

rashad is the best axe cuz of its finesse stat + swing speed + more base damage

brutal momentum and headtaker r what u take w the axes

[copper hawk]

combat axes are slower

the rashad is generally better for most cases

but the rashad cant stagger mutants and crushers mid attack

[merry flume]

also aclys has the laziest animation loop ever it fucking sucks

[tight fog]

it blows ass unfortunately

[small pulsar]

so rashad is the best combat axe?

and which tactical axe is the best

[tight fog]

achlys it needs sick cleave on heavies or something

[copper hawk]

preference i think

7 is what i use

bm and hter

w my usual stalwart piety build

but i dont take twbs so i can get purge

[winter oxide]

my havoc is still bugged

i cant play even after restarting my game 3x

[misty nova]

Wrong

Rashad heavy to the head stops crushers

It's just that good

[misty nova]

Nah they are bad

Like B tier bad

If they could have 4 perks and 4 blessings at once

Then they would be decent

[pale spindle]

Rashad's heavies stagger everything in the game except mutants and bosses

I hate how mutants have huge ass shoulder blades so u can't hit them in the head with an overhead 😭

[tight fog]

the antax axe special can stagger a mutie if you pop it in the head but its still not as good as rashad

[misty nova]

No I'm wrong

4 perks and 4 blessings wouldn't make them decent

It needs to remove the cap on heavies as well

[foggy sparrow]

any limited acquisitions worth grabbing for zealot?

[copper hawk]

wdym

[misty nova]

We don't share the same shop

[foggy sparrow]

oh really? i did not know that

[misty nova]

We have no idea what you looking at

[foggy sparrow]

i havent played in over a year just came back.

[misty nova]

Well any questions you can check the pinned guide

Or ask here

[foggy sparrow]

i still have eviscerator and hand cannon so i guess ill be needing a new loadout. unless the meta hasnt changed much. ill check it out.

thanks

[copper hawk]

uh

i mean

the evis was never meta ,, but yah

it was molda

meta moldy wpns

[hard nexus]

moldmaxxing meta is insane bro trust

[hard nexus]

evis still works

but it sucks

i love mk3 evis

[pale spindle]

Tbh I would image that evis wouldn't be bad in Havoc

[hard nexus]

guys in case u didn’t know i really like the mk3 evis

[pale spindle]

Just because it's good into mixed hordes

Or dense hordes

[hard nexus]

it has a niche in captain damage and horde control, thanks to flak ADMs and perfect strike

but

it still sucks dogshit

[hard nexus]

not really

[misty nova]

The game didn't change my loadout now I'm stuck with tac axe

[pale spindle]

But I'm starting to notice that the main role of zealots in Havocs is just killing mutants

[hard nexus]

also not really

[pale spindle]

Mutants with all of the buffs are pretty annoying

[hard nexus]

everything mk3 evis does is done better by relic blade

[pale spindle]

Ok but does it go brrrrrrrrr???

[hard nexus]

it goes zaaap i guess

[pale spindle]

Cringe

[hard nexus]

true

mk3 evis will get super buffed

straw hat totally listened to the DM i sent her

[pale spindle]

Zealot rework next trust

[hard nexus]

(that she didn’t reply to)

they’ll listen to my proposed changes

mk3 will be as good as relic

[misty nova]

nah screw this
I ain't playing martyrdom tac axe

[misty nova]

It goes zap swiish swiish

And now the game doesn't want me to play Rashad

Raaaaah

All taxes fault

https://tenor.com/view/mad-skype-angry-angry-emoji-not-mad-gif-24384373

[hard nexus]

me when my bitch husband burns dinner

(i am slamming his head into the wall)

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/mel-melancholy-hill-mud-gaslight-district-the-gaslight-district-gif-12275388742394274117

[pale spindle]

U have a husband? 🤔

[mighty root]

No she doesn’t

Is meow really a woman?

Those are scary

[median steeple]

yes and she is evil

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-i-gotta-get-out-of-here-panic-afraid-i-gotta-get-outta-here-gif-1138122925932307046

[pale spindle]

https://www.reddit.com/r/seals/s/lbtQK8s9f0

Guys I found a based subreddit

[spare talon]

pawesome

[plush estuary]

e

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/f-gif-13187333855191538260

[red thunder]

Zealot chat does not disappoint

[pale spindle]

If Fatshark lets us shit post in general we wouldn't need to do this

[wanton fossil]

…don’t tell them 🤫

[wary finch]

They need to unpussify themselves and restore perms in gen chat

[spare talon]

baby chick receives insubstantial pay
and is filled with resentment

[red thunder]

I came here to ask about this actually, outside of havoc is Eviscerator any good?

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-robot-syncope-gif-20000224

[red thunder]

I can’t explain why this is so funny lol

[pale spindle]

Ok so uh akshull

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278540580976328790/1362633648393814110/GIF_20250417_223901_897.gif

[red thunder]

Or is it good in havoc? I haven’t used it much, just gave it a shot and really liked it. But I’ve heard mixed things

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-omniman-invincible-meme-gif-14970603868221209304

[pure tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/397919123117572098/1361679322665980086/lY_149.gif

[pale spindle]

Fatshark rework Zealot next and my life is yours

[red thunder]

I love zealot but it feels like 60% of the tree is just dead nodes

[clever swan]

that's exactly what it is

[pale spindle]

Don't tell that to J---us 🤫

[clever swan]

zealot will become the pristine S tier melee demon it should have always been...one day...

[red thunder]

Who?

[pale spindle]

Good

Ignorance is bliss

[red thunder]

I mean, I think it’s still a great class, it just needs more build diversity

[red thunder]

Hot babe alert

[pale spindle]

I mean why do u think Zealot mains just shit post here?

What is there to discuss 💀

Hell even the guide is just half shit posting

[clever swan]

i think that's just because we're crazy

[red thunder]

Oh god, I didn’t even think about that. That’s frustrating

[wanton fossil]

Nope this is definitely not true

[pale spindle]

The most heated discussion we've had on here is when DS was opened up and figuring out which blessing combo was the best

The fucking DS

The most boring cringe weapon in the game

[wanton fossil]

Hot take: I don’t like DS

[pale spindle]

🥶

[misty nova]

Cooooold

[wanton fossil]

On any class. It’s not fun.

[hard nexus]

not anymore

he burned dinner too many times

[wanton fossil]

On psyker I prefer my force swords

[hard nexus]

i was grown in a tube

[wanton fossil]

I haven’t played vet much tbh

[red thunder]

Yeah exactly. It’s not even a fun weapon to use

[median steeple]

hmm yes strong genes for tubemen

[hard nexus]

its absolutely usable

it just sucks

[red thunder]

So you burned him?

[hard nexus]

tech priests are an allegory for trans people and you cannot change my mind

[red thunder]

Goals

[pale spindle]

Ngl using tac axe in havocs makes everyone soo confused

[hard nexus]

no i just shot him

[red thunder]

Lmfao

[hard nexus]

im too lazy to set up a comically large oven

[pale spindle]

Fuck genitals, just give me more apentagnes

[red thunder]

I was thinking more along the lines of a flame projector

[hard nexus]

major spelling mistake

[misty nova]

Fuck genitals?.....

Yeah

[hard nexus]

in these parts we call that a FLAME THROWER

[misty nova]

[pale spindle]

Fucking Google auto correct strikes again 😔

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-america-patriotic-yee-yee-eagle-gif-4391042467175406985

[red thunder]

Gay

[wanton fossil]

Are we talking AdMech superiority? I’m all in for this

[hard nexus]

who me??

neeevvverrrr

[red thunder]

Oh ok just making sure

[pale spindle]

Woah that's one hell of an assumption

Straights versus queers

[hard nexus]

id neeeeeeeeeeeevvvvveerrrrrrr be gay

whoooo meeeeeeee

liking giiiirrrlllss???

[pale spindle]

Cringe

[wanton fossil]

Shame that

[red thunder]

Based

[hard nexus]

girls have cooties

or something

idk

i was born yesterday

[red thunder]

Another spelling mistake

[clever swan]

zealot chat is losing it

[hard nexus]

how

there was no spelling mistake

[red thunder]

You don’t mean coochies??

[wanton fossil]

Nothing left to lose

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-dog-dog-angry-bull-terrier-terrier-gif-2795674709454464198

[hard nexus]

i did not !

i meant cooties

like

[red thunder]

Nah this is about normal I think

[red thunder]

God bugs are so damn cool

[hard nexus]

the elementary school

"girls have cooties"

[red thunder]

What is this the larval form of???

[hard nexus]

me

[median steeple]

bug....

[red thunder]

Dope

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/does-anybody-wanna-play-roblox-with-me-roblox-roblox-infection-transformation-gif-24422665

[pale spindle]

Cute AF 😤

[hard nexus]

eats ur house

[red thunder]

No, that’s what happens when you play New Vegas

[clever swan]

new vegas makes you....girl...??

[misty nova]

That's a lot of hair

Like a lot of hair

[red thunder]

Yes.

[pale spindle]

Holy is this me????

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/ssj3-goku-dragon-ball-son-goku-dragonball-dbz-gif-4459783337801972468

[misty nova]

Not Sayian 100

Smh

[clever swan]

i know that one

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/super-saiyan-infinity-super-saiyan100-af-goku-gt-goku-super-goku-gif-25095660

[hard nexus]

we are so back

[pale spindle]

Hang on let me make a 4 hour pseudo documentary on New Vegas while I record myself behind bisexual lighting: 🚶🏻‍➡️

[clever swan]

war thunder is like a gacha if you think about it

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-cry-little-monster-dont-cry-bob-boys-hungry-eat-gif-3824779381532054672

[red thunder]

That’s kind of why I quit playing WT and World of warships, it all feels like a front for a casino

[wanton fossil]

Me over here like “replace all my joints with superior true flesh, ave Omnissiah”

[red thunder]

Just servitorize me already

[wanton fossil]

I TOLD YOU NO

[jagged cradle]

Slop game…

[clever swan]

i would want to look just like a real human but be a cyborg

[clever swan]

often the most ultimate cyborg in a cyberpunk/transhuman setting is the one that looks most like a human anyway

[wanton fossil]

I’m cool with the AdMech look tbh

Gimme some mechadendrites

Imagine having a plasma rifle attachment sticking out of my back

[red thunder]

That’s a whole different meaning to backshots

😎😎

[wanton fossil]

Goddammit….

[clever swan]

id prefer to be not a monster

but having a plasma rifle built-in to my non-monster body would be based

[wanton fossil]

The Omnissiah’s true flesh is a blessing! It’s not monstrous

[clever swan]

[wanton fossil]

[wanton fossil]

Stainless Steel was me. Ya caught me

[acoustic dune]

what is unisex

[wary finch]

I would love me a pair of mechadendrites

[tranquil saddle]

Here you go little one there is the rework for orgyn to keep you fed FAT SHARK GIVE BIG MAN MORE REWORKs

[pale spindle]

Both binary genders

[wanton fossil]

Right? I’d join the AdMech in a heartbeat

[wary finch]

Ye, I rather be in the admech than be in the guard

[acoustic dune]

tbh the new ogryn skill tree rework is quite actually neat

next i hope

i kinda see a zealot use this or smth

a giant fuckoff club

[wary finch]

Fuck a giant weapon
Give me two daggers or swords, lemme death cult assassin shit like kiebellah from RT

[wanton fossil]

Kibbles my dearest friend

my haircut twin

[acoustic dune]

skaven ah minset

[pale spindle]

New class is Officio Assassinorum

Trust

[winter oxide]

how do i 2 shot bulwarks with the crusher?

special light to stagger into heavy + light?

[pale spindle]

Dude I don't know, I just slam everything u think I'm counting

[tranquil saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/220-piano-drop-crash-ow-my-leg-gif-14771823

[tame sluice]

holy fuck toontown

[atomic fjord]

I might be cracked

https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-marvel-rivals-fantastic-four-rock-gif-10478992291965675887

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164976879330152500/1336496784100429864/40bdd856f48179a77e5d2002989fee06d708930c.gif

[visual stream]

horsea

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-meme-steam-tg-bratishkin-gif-274347585508037432

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/dap-dap-up-bully-maguire-spiderman-homem-aranha-gif-2038310814613101264

[lean cairn]

@plush estuary go to 15 seconds https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1k2kwhx/the_fucking_roars_of_terror/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[zinc talon]

[red mesa]

is haymaker worth it on mk6 knife for havoc 30+?

[plush estuary]

would be funny, but I do think the usual precog + riposte still performs better

it also because those tie into duelist and enduring faith and IoD so well

[tranquil saddle]

Failed 2 acuric missions cause no one takes out pox bomber

[plush estuary]

if you kill the pox bomber

they die

[tranquil saddle]

I was only going for them my team didn’t have hoard clearing weapons

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/john-c-reilly-yes-gif-9263363

[misty nova]

Nuh uh

[misty nova]

Horde trash will have around 4 mass

[zinc talon]

I always liked slaughterer and thrust myself

as long as you kill one thing per swing you can hold LMB and let the game swing for you

[plush estuary]

fucking terrifying

[misty nova]

Your 6.5 clv on H1 H2 will hit 2 targets at best

[plush estuary]

jesus

#1 bulwark hater

that is the worst

[zinc talon]

(the full baked heavies are like a quarter second slower than releasing on thrust 3

[lean cairn]

if hordes sounded like this, darktide could be a horror game

[zinc talon]

lets you focus almost entirely on yourself and what's coming at you

while still swinging away

and one kill keeps the whole thing going

[misty nova]

YOU CANNOT

HURT

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/tf2/clips/k7escjFZKPSgBqah1?invite=cr-MSxxR3ksMjA0MjU2ODk0

ainz u eed 2 redownload tf2.

[misty nova]

MEEEEE

[plush estuary]

funny thing, vermintide was sorta like that Cwarriors taunted you

as they ran you down

[misty nova]

Elf hag

🗣️

[hardy stump]

Is there anyway to consistently get the Purifying Prayers buff in Mortis?
I have Chorus of Spiritual Fortitude on, but I can't seem to work out if there is an Archetype that will make PP more of a consistent choice.

[plush estuary]

I might, need to refigure out the hud stuff

been in tf2 mood lately

[visual stream]

Clutched twice and these rot ridden bastards are still starving me of ammo

Burnt my UD just to moan about it

[copper hawk]

@ me if u ever play

i work nights now

[wary finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/740103597525565484/1199131598847754250/attachment-8.gif

[mighty root]

I could have sworn there was a new horde sound that was a lower pitch

This thing sexy

[red mesa]

you dont think uncanny is needed for havoc bc of high crit rate?
and do you run piety or momentum with it? i always liked super high crit with piety if im not running uncanny

[plush estuary]

uncanny is good if you know how to keep stacks and use flamer

riposte helps with enduring faith and IoD

[red mesa]

also funny throwin knife shenanigans

[plush estuary]

yes

[red mesa]

love dueling big elite piles and backing up and sniping 2-3 crushers from half hp with knives

those interactions, flamer, etc makes it hard for me to give up uncanny

at least in havoc, i get away without running it in AM

but with the huge waves of armor in havoc + captains and the general breakpoints it gives even when melee engaging groups of like shotgunners, flak gunners, ragers, and pot heads

hard blessing for me to drop

but i know alot of zealots preach its not needed

something i like to do is push the groups of gunners with chorus for the team, then engage them. And when its a bunch of shotgunners, mobian 51st, potheads, flak gunners etc. You notice those melee breakpoints big time with uncanny - even tho precog is REALLY good too, its just less consistant

feels like less significant interactions with your other stuff as mentioned

I do like precog when dueling monstrosities its a noticeable dps increase

so theres trade offs i guess

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/wipe-off-sweat-bradley-hall-clear-the-perspiration-wash-away-sweat-gif-5666657092934823161

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156135383726305280/1362989501328265398/20250415_175730.jpg?ex=68046664&is=680314e4&hm=4b914060642e2be9fac7de1ba421bdefe7f019606441d1c102988153cc4a7ec3&

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/online-pet-club-wanwan-happy-excited-anime-gif-5851207893245983183

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/779070957830406150/1362974044357398528/vaRzJwZvaCirPGX0.mp4?ex=680457ff&is=6803067f&hm=b4b9cd446996e515adb25bdb545fb815f53e2f776c83c46702b968b7bdde80c3&

[red mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/a-lot-of-damage-gif-21579882

high havoc?

what was the vet using?

[zinc talon]

Gox was traditional shieldgryn, one had a lasrifle and grenades and the other died a lot

I was smibble shockstrike

[copper hawk]

@plush estuary did you get your mark x tacticus plate?

@carmine falcon @frosty herald

i've got fuck all

[plush estuary]

whats that

[copper hawk]

you got it for free w pros

200k collective dead trygons

[plush estuary]

I don't have an account

didnt see a need

[copper hawk]

i wanted to see if you guys got it cuz i haven't

[plush estuary]

@ebon cove

[modern lintel]

maybe u need to contribute atleast 1

[obtuse garnet]

this is OURS

[obsidian prairie]

Wait the game only has 9 missions after content updates

[copper hawk]

yep

[copper hawk]

i did

[mighty root]

[copper hawk]

that's what my first screenshot shows

i beat it on absolute

[mighty root]

Please…

[obsidian prairie]

Darktide launched with like 12 or smth right

[copper hawk]

which means i had to of killed at least one

pros is fucking dogshit man why do they pair with this platform

[obsidian prairie]

Or was it 10

[acoustic dune]

OK hear me out

What if you were lactose intolerant

[obsidian prairie]

Death

[acoustic dune]

And infront of you was the greatest cheese created by gnarp kind

But if you eat it

[obsidian prairie]

I’d eat it

Cheese is worth it

[acoustic dune]

You'll shit

[obsidian prairie]

Cheese is worth it

[acoustic dune]

It was american cheese

[obsidian prairie]

FUCK

[plush estuary]

@copper hawk friend said they already got the plate

[copper hawk]

fuck's sake

i fucking hate pros

grr..

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130953226611597413/1362472539686703104/tenor_1.gif

[plush estuary]

lol

[acoustic dune]

I was gonna say you'll shit for a week

[plush estuary]

seems to have delay and problems often

[acoustic dune]

May woe be upon you

[copper hawk]

i checked my account and it says it linked lmfao

it's up to date

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-kill-meme-tengowo-may-your-ls-be-many-and-your-men-few-gif-16626095095121237669

[copper hawk]

it just wont fucking count it for some reason

do i need to get the final blow on it or something ??

[obsidian prairie]

If I was gonna shit for a week after the god cheese then I’d make it an evening and go get fondue then ice cream

[copper hawk]

i've killed at least 3

[obsidian prairie]

I’m already assured total digestive destruction

[tame sluice]

men?

[hexed igloo]

Skill issue just tolerate it

[acoustic dune]

The gnarp kind only have cheese flavour ice cream

It taste like American cheese

[obsidian prairie]

I’m only kinda lactose intolerant

I’m beating it back best I can

[hexed igloo]

I'm a little, but I'll only get like a tummyache if I drink a glass of milk

[obsidian prairie]

I will consume cheese until the day I die

[hexed igloo]

I'm clear to eat fucktons of cheese

[acoustic dune]

You feel you rumbly rumble tumble from the cheese

The brown shower will start soon

[hexed igloo]

If you start consuming large amounts of dairy you'll eventually become lactose tolerant

[mighty root]

I paid 1,200 and that’s tax included for it

[obtuse garnet]

damn

[mighty root]

Dis mine

[acoustic dune]

This is scientist true

In a extent

[obtuse garnet]

thats barely 90% of the pc

🥹 im taking ur motherboard

[hexed igloo]

It's kjnda proven but not by enough people

[mighty root]

The other parts are coming in

[obtuse garnet]

[acoustic dune]

Practice find that if you are lactose intolerant and start consuming diary you'll lesser the side effect in the future

Meaning

Should have drank more milk when you were younger

[obsidian prairie]

Don’t overdose on cheese

Build a tolerance

[mighty root]

You can be my bestie and love me 4 ever and I’ll give you my hand me downs

[acoustic dune]

No such thing

[mighty root]

Next hand me down will be a 4080 super

[hexed igloo]

As a child I was extremely lactose intolerant, and I was on a dairy farm consuming half a gallon of milk daily and now I'm fine

[acoustic dune]

It's cheese or be cheese

[hexed igloo]

Now I just hate milk

[obtuse garnet]

[obsidian prairie]

Milk by itself is mid

[hexed igloo]

Milk by itself fucking sucks ass

[acoustic dune]

I buy a carton of milk every day or so

If u have any left

[obsidian prairie]

You just hate it

[acoustic dune]

Mostly bc I got bored of drinking water

[hexed igloo]

I use maybe a cup of milk a week via cheese sauce

[mighty root]

Wait ur @hybrid jewel friend… you stay away from me you freaky little critter

[acoustic dune]

Drink it straight

[mighty root]

[hexed igloo]

Oh yeah little milky boy huh?

You wanna moomoo milky?

[mighty root]

Little milk boy

[acoustic dune]

Speaking of which
I haven't gotten some milk shake for some time

[obsidian prairie]

Never speak again

[mighty root]

Little white boy drinking milk

[hexed igloo]

I'll take it as a compliment

[acoustic dune]

Indeed I get it from UR MOTHER

[hexed igloo]

That's weird bro

[acoustic dune]

Milk is milk

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/agartha-gif-8064374391985476419

[obsidian prairie]

You should, I think the only other person I’ve said that to here is Stan

[acoustic dune]

Heck I'll drink it from you

[acoustic dune]

I stan corrected

[hexed igloo]

No thanks I have a girlfriend

[obtuse garnet]

[acoustic dune]

Too late
Look whose under your shirt

[obsidian prairie]

Are we trying to reenact the purge

[acoustic dune]

Anyhow enough weirdo talk

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-orange-kitty-cat-fat-kitten-gif-294206017747515862

[acoustic dune]

But yeah I think its been a year or so I had milk shake

[hexed igloo]

I haven't had a milkshake in easily 8 years

[acoustic dune]

Thats

Smth

[hexed igloo]

I don't like milk

[obtuse garnet]

yo get ur hands of me

[hexed igloo]

Lmao

[acoustic dune]

Oh yeah I forgot

[hexed igloo]

I fw yogurt hard tho

[acoustic dune]

How about cheese

[mighty root]

Sorry ur tummy was soft

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

[hexed igloo]

Cheese is fire, I love a smoked cheddar

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/terrifier-nope-reaction-terrified-meme-gif-12811626649724885613

[acoustic dune]

Frozen yogurt in a plastic tube

[hexed igloo]

Sometimes I get camembert on my pizza and it's incredible

[acoustic dune]

Are my childhood

[acoustic dune]

You should try the french camembert

[hexed igloo]

I don't like frozen yogurt or ice cream generally, I have like extreme sensitive teeth

[acoustic dune]

Its gooey and great with some foie gras

[hexed igloo]

I don't mind ice cream if it's with smth like a warm pudding or cake though

[spare talon]

this is why zealot chat got a slow mode

[hexed igloo]

I've never had foi gras and don't intend to

[acoustic dune]

You know
I never get the hype of ice cream cake

[hexed igloo]

No ice cream cake sucks

[acoustic dune]

Why

[hexed igloo]

I mean like a warm fresh chocolate cake and vanilla ice cream on the side

[obsidian prairie]

You aren’t citing what fucking knify was talking about?

[acoustic dune]

So cake and ice cream

[hexed igloo]

Not a fan of liver and/or anything particularly fatty

[hexed igloo]

That's what I said yeah lmao

Me when I can't read

[acoustic dune]

My power just got cut out

[obsidian prairie]

Divine Retribution

[acoustic dune]

Should have drank more milk

[mighty root]

Well they did say “stop touching me”

My fault og

[hexed igloo]

The lion touches anything that speaks

[elfin thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926642849469059172/1349840388407562250/caption.gif

[hexed igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136292421211258932/1307489975134195722/GIF_20241116_173754_810.gif

[acoustic dune]

.human when any animal is in potable range

[hexed igloo]

I don't think you know what potable means

[spare talon]

idk im looking back and forthj

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/puppy-review-dog-review-puppy-dog-gif-21465334

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-car-explode-cat-boom-bah-gif-5387928273689188008

[acoustic dune]

It auto corrected
I was gonna say petable

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-music-meme-gif-21404284

[hexed igloo]

His ass is not fucking playing the ukelele

[obtuse garnet]

hey

stop that

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1358899730083745993/1362843284434845988/True_GIFs_-_1912838450170175956.gif

[obsidian prairie]

That’s a guitar

[obtuse garnet]

doing his best

[hexed igloo]

You're a guitar bozo

[acoustic dune]

Oh btw bandit wanted to give zealot chat this gif

As a gift

[hexed igloo]

True

[wary finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867718398208245761/1362998391172497711/image0.gif

[acoustic dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612248717654753291/1017178117284057138/69050D97-0FC8-4B6E-BCA2-1B29A84FF122.gif

[obtuse garnet]

NOOO

[obsidian prairie]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796686241013694474/1339414184345206807/RDT_20250108_111336330851698693189788.gif

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1358899730083745993/1360992431499252013/ezgif-460e559d249a47.gif

[hexed igloo]

Bro crying over spilled milk 💀 💀 💀 💀

[obtuse garnet]

no im cryin for the doog

[obtuse garnet]

😭

[acoustic dune]

Yes you are crying over spill milk

That's spilled on the dog

Stoopid

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/afraid-dog-pup-puppy-hiding-gif-17297710

[obsidian prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-12-emoji12-cat-stare-stare-cat-uhh-gif-9567425571520721039

[acoustic dune]

Stone

Post the yakub

[hexed igloo]

Rick

[acoustic dune]

The father of the white devil

[hexed igloo]

This has reminded me of a time where I replied to everyone's pet pics with a similar gif

[acoustic dune]

What liveleak are you babbling about

Dude you can't refer a shredder next to pet pics

[hexed igloo]

Yeah it got some people heated lmao

[hexed igloo]

someone posts picture of their dog
I reply with shredder gif
"what the fuck is wrong with you"

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/yakub-glaze-lebron-james-lebron-gif-7450672780557101522

[acoustic dune]

I gonna shredder ur cheese

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/u-are-gay-gay-pride-gif-22954130

[acoustic dune]

And call it

[hexed igloo]

Shred my balls

[acoustic dune]

Shredder cheese

[copper hawk]

do not

the milk

it bad 4 u ,,

[hexed igloo]

Big Milk has the working class by the balls

[acoustic dune]

Big milk strike again

This is big pharma all over again

[hexed igloo]

Huh, reminds me how the US has millions of pounds of cheese hidden away in caves across the nation

[hexed igloo]

Definitely for a normal and reasonable purpose

[hearty nebula]

stop posting maggot content you fucking dipshit

shut up

[acoustic dune]

I am showing this to bandit

[twin wagon]

Based

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-cat-stare-scared-cat-scared-cat-staring-each-other-scared-cat-gif-9641410745408084889

[mighty root]

[acoustic dune]

I'll let you know how it goes

[mighty root]

My friend got his cat taxidermy

It was botched

[acoustic dune]

Thats

You knw

I will never understand why would they taxidermy a love one

Like sure I understand hunters and there hunts

But love one?

[hearty nebula]

taxidermy is fucking moronic

like even for trophy's sake

[acoustic dune]

Science wise

I am OK with

[hearty nebula]

it's both disrespectful & wasteful

[mighty root]

I think for trophies it depends just take it’s rack not the whole head

[hearty nebula]

there's better ways to preserve an animal's likeless nowadays anyway

[acoustic dune]

If I want anything close to taxidermy
It's emtombment

[twin wagon]

Not for hunt trophies.

[hearty nebula]

yea, skulls, horns, tusks, hooves

those are all acceptable imo

[acoustic dune]

In my death
Put my corpse into a suit of armor and display me at the cemetry

[hearty nebula]

that is exactly why it's disrespectful & wasteful

[acoustic dune]

Put my skeleton into a renaissance style armor

[hearty nebula]

trophy hunters should be skinned alive

[acoustic dune]

Those fuckers got great ideas

[twin wagon]

Like I shot this annoying kark of a tortola after it has taunted me by flying in circles for 3 hours, you sure as hell I'm placing it above in my living room

[hearty nebula]

ok it's just j being rarted as usual nvm

[acoustic dune]

It's spite

[copper hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/928871688152686612/1077763469421592626/ezgif.com-gif-maker_7.gif?ex=68044d72&is=6802fbf2&hm=8e40875590ef117049835acf13ff1e2782624bd40d39c8c2a11fa6c2a41bc0fa&

[acoustic dune]

Spite is one hell of a thing

[hearty nebula]

hai cica :3c

[acoustic dune]

That's how new technology are invented

[copper hawk]

hi

[hearty nebula]

how u

and why are u snoremori

[jagged cradle]

My eyes

[twin wagon]

I have a feeling you've never gone hunting let alone have what is considered the easiest game mock you for hours

[mighty root]

[acoustic dune]

OK hear me out

Skeletons

[mighty root]

I should hunt a moose

[acoustic dune]

It goes harder

[mighty root]

[hearty nebula]

pot calling the kettle black on that one

[twin wagon]

[mighty root]

[copper hawk]

i am. moldy

work 2morrow

[lunar fable]

[copper hawk]

gonna be on a 6 on 1 off schedule for a while

[acoustic dune]

Last thing we hear of stone ever again

[hearty nebula]

moldoid..

[acoustic dune]

That or the news

[copper hawk]

forseeable future

[mighty root]

What the fuck

[copper hawk]

nights as well

[mighty root]

[lunar fable]

Fuck the what

[hearty nebula]

[copper hawk]

feelin a lil suicidal

another day in the army

[mighty root]

[copper hawk]

(that was a joke)

[hearty nebula]

simply desert :3c

[lunar fable]

[mighty root]

[copper hawk]

cannot

[twin wagon]

Your personal attacks won't change the fact that taxidermy is meant to remember something memorable about an animal you downed

[hearty nebula]

womp womp

ur free to be wrong

[acoustic dune]

Now I imagine stone as a cat with a riffle scoping on the moose heart or head

[hearty nebula]

and im free to call u a dumbass for it

:3c

[acoustic dune]

And that's how we gonna get 2 new ban

[twin wagon]

You haven't given a single reason why I'm in the wrong

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus

[twin wagon]

Just attacked me and called it a day

Put the effort dude

[copper hawk]

can i attack u

and rip u 2 shreds

[twin wagon]

yes

[copper hawk]

and eat u

[twin wagon]

It's free

[copper hawk]

om nom nom

[mighty root]

You don’t fw me like @twin wagon does

You don’t know the sound

This pack I deal

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/246140539039252481/1337259957535375381/IMG_1886.gif

[mighty root]

[acoustic dune]

I hate it here

[twin wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371639854037204992/1353044143999291392/walter_truthnuke.gif

[mighty root]

I’m on my gangsta bob shi

[twin wagon]

If you posted more terrible builds that work it'd be better

[acoustic dune]

I am making one singular evil build

And that's all

[mighty root]

Truth nuke

[twin wagon]

I'd suggest you delete that the yellow names don't like that word

[acoustic dune]

Or I am gonna be forced yo make a loner shroudfield martydom

[jagged cradle]

Do you mean Sunday or Saturday

[acoustic dune]

With relic blade

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-gif-24548654

i suggest you grow a brain

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-omniman-invincible-meme-gif-14970603868221209304

are you sure?

[hearty nebula]

yea u right they're incapable of that

mb

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-are-you-sure-bens-yeater-gabe-zimmerman-linus-neuman-gif-7992236815276450479

[twin wagon]

<@&735928989146939404>

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1358899730083745993/1362843284434845988/True_GIFs_-_1912838450170175956.gif

Dude

[hearty nebula]

thanks

[jagged cradle]

Man I don’t want our image perms to be removed again

[acoustic dune]

I JUST POSTED THIS

[jagged cradle]

Ugh

[hearty nebula]

i yoinked it from another server

[acoustic dune]

atleast it wasn't me this time

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stuck-in-door-cat-gif-914805063408606222

[jagged cradle]

Die

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-4-fallout-truth-nuke-fake-nuke-gif-13478002415201826903

[acoustic dune]

I am still not over about my pox burster

Mogburster

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/895683177459384430/1321921847792500779/twitter_1859491868683403761.gif_1.gif

[hexed igloo]

Every bubble blowin baby will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron of the bar

[spare talon]

insane find on the mourning star

[plush estuary]

darcy

[mighty root]

My cat just blew up her little box and it was wet

[hexed igloo]

Based

[mighty root]

Who is Darcy?

[hexed igloo]

My cat just fucking digs loudly at 4 in the fucking morning for 45 minutes straight

[jagged cradle]

My favorite d2 exotic

[obsidian prairie]

Bully them

[mighty root]

The mid exotic

[obsidian prairie]

Build check them first

[mighty root]

Is this a Celine episode again @spare talon?

[twin wagon]

Not the real Darcy

Real Darcy has 1281 lvls on veteran and only veteran

[mighty root]

I’m so friggin lost

[twin wagon]

Darcy is the best veteran player in the game

[mighty root]

Shoutout to when I found Cole like 4 times in the Morningstar

[twin wagon]

Should have stood in the way so he can't get into missions

[mighty root]

I just said hi

[twin wagon]

[mighty root]

And he said I was stalking him

[twin wagon]

understandable

[mighty root]

Which it also true

[mighty root]

I hope Santa gives me a cool pc part

[twin wagon]

Think the only ones I find often outside of real Darcy is Kerfus and never in matches only morning star

[mighty root]

Is this a Celine thing?

Is Darcy Celine but vet?

[twin wagon]

Darcy was a veteran that was very vocal about how veteran was fine during their broken months

Was prob the first notorious ban over someone been mean for a rather long period of time and causing a lot of incidents

Also a bit of a meme for og vets since they aren't exactly in the best place "Darcy was right"

It's as if you kept saying zealot is fine with the 1 build

[delicate shadow]

darcy was a lot of things but right was never one of them

[twin wagon]

And eventually zealot is nerfed to have more variety

[red mesa]

im still friends with darcy on steam 👀 we used to play here or there lol but not for a long time

[acoustic dune]

ey shaq o neil

hows the beard

[naive stirrup]

zealot has problems

[twin wagon]

No zealot is fine!

We will use the same pathing for eternity!

Never run loner

[acoustic dune]

next update
zealot rework
its reduce to the same pathing

[red mesa]

also wrong pretty sure thats the real one

funny how infamous darcy is here lmao

[delicate shadow]

it's gonna be funny when the servo-skull with a glock class comes out and everyone just swaps to that so zealot balance is no longer a concern

[acoustic dune]

tbf zealot chat
we talk about a lot of thing

[red mesa]

ive been chatting here since beta and dont have 1/20th of the reputation lmao

[acoustic dune]

atleast you didnt get hit with the dark age like us

[delicate shadow]

trust me, that's a good thing

[twin wagon]

I have a counter to all gifs

[acoustic dune]

we deserve for what we speak here

[delicate shadow]

yeah don't.

[acoustic dune]

is it a puppy?

[twin wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914161923334214/1351631649372246066/Warhammer40000_Darktide2025-03-1818-45-39-Trim-ezgif.com-optimize_online-video-cutter.com.gif

Ogryn

[red mesa]

darcy had some controversial opinions/hot takes for sure but I thought was nice enough, used to carry super hard on vet was crazy good with the headhunter guns way back

[twin wagon]

Ogryn op

Is*

[wary finch]

Ogryn deez nuts

[twin wagon]

Darcy is still playing an adapted HH build

[acoustic dune]

is darcy like the tanner for vet?

[twin wagon]

In this day and age

[delicate shadow]

nooooo

[twin wagon]

Noooo what have you done

[red mesa]

lol not really was just a controversial discord figure and had 1k+ levels way back when it was much rarer to see that

[acoustic dune]

what?

[red mesa]

and was active in here

[acoustic dune]

what did i do?

[red mesa]

especially alot back in the day when the game was like <1k players and stuff

[delicate shadow]

darcy was just kind of a troll, that was all, went too far at one point and got the boot

[acoustic dune]

ah

[delicate shadow]

there's no like deep lore or whatever to it

[acoustic dune]

anyhow on a different topic

so hows the bears mustache going sharq?

any evil twirl yet?

[delicate shadow]

nah I trimmed recently

[acoustic dune]

darn

no evil mustache twirl

[tranquil grail]

i want them to rework zealot so this chat has something to talk about thats actually related to zealot

[delicate shadow]

when movember starts nearing I'll let it go wild

[acoustic dune]

what you mean we always talk about zealot here

why do you think we have so many cat gif?

https://tenor.com/view/cat-car-cat-meme-silly-cat-cat-silly-gif-9694107904953655063

i swear its all zealot related

[delicate shadow]

zealot chat will always be the most off-topic of chats but it's active enough at any given time to still have a ton of zealot discussion anyway

...and also discussion on every other class

[acoustic dune]

this is true

most common ask we get

is penance related

and we have the local moew ficcer to advertise the chain sword

[wary finch]

Shit talk the psykers
Shit talk the ogryn
Shit talk the vets
Diabolically plan for the demise of all other classes

I've seen zealot chats illuminati level secrets

[acoustic dune]

sadly we lost our ferrets

[obsidian prairie]

And the tac axe cult

[acoustic dune]

theres one?

i thought we all agree the taxe axe is meta

[misty nova]

Eeeeew

Eeeeew

Ugh

Eeeeew

[acoustic dune]

also the hate on bleed knife

[misty nova]

Ok I expressed my tac axe slander enough

[delicate shadow]

the taxe cult exists, but it's just Cole and his alternates

[copper hawk]

oh my god

playing with bots is a nightmare in sm2

[tranquil grail]

nah im part of it taxe is underrated

[acoustic dune]

cole and his multiple personality

[wary finch]

The dots for bleed knife is just that shit huh?

[delicate shadow]

see that makes you one of Cole's alternates, I don't make the rules

[acoustic dune]

one of cole multiple personality

[obsidian prairie]

Well shit guess I’m not real

Highly unfortunate

[acoustic dune]

actually very fortunate

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/895683177459384430/1321921847792500779/twitter_1859491868683403761.gif_1.gif

[obsidian prairie]

But I guess I don’t think so I don’t am

[delicate shadow]

they're not terrible tbh, but you're typically better off just rocking big damage boosts like precog. Nothing inherently wrong with running bleed if that's your jam tho

[plush estuary]

I did a solo absolute with bots

It's very fun

Had like 30k range damage

The heavy bot has 20k

[obtuse garnet]

its free game

[delicate shadow]

how do sm2 bots compare to DT bots?

[plush estuary]

Way better

[obtuse garnet]

better

[acoustic dune]

anyhow

[copper hawk]

It's miserable

[tranquil grail]

they know basic mechanics at least

[obtuse garnet]

theyre given weapons matching to the difficulty

[plush estuary]

They can use nades and infinite ammo that actually does damage

[acoustic dune]

i need a video essay

about smth

[copper hawk]

They get absolutely melted by bosses

[acoustic dune]

any recommendation?

[copper hawk]

Theyre great punching bags

[acoustic dune]

btw ey cica

hows the day

[copper hawk]

And are incapable of fighting zoans

[obtuse garnet]

Relic weapons used for lethal and absolute to give them some dmg

[wary finch]

Heavy bot in sm2 literally is just

[copper hawk]

Moldy

Ty 4 asking

[wary finch]

https://tenor.com/view/rambo-first-blood-gif-23989356

[twin wagon]

They can't figure out enemy variety

[copper hawk]

But yah the bots r way better in sm2 than in dtide

[twin wagon]

Or spore mines

[acoustic dune]

why so?
also any vid essay to watch?

[twin wagon]

[tranquil grail]

https://youtu.be/j0fucPpR1K0?si=AuKIubsLRtBEPJgq

[acoustic dune]

not 4 hour

[tranquil grail]

best i can do is 2

https://youtu.be/8V9qiJoYp5w?si=zUdVO287ZVGN9IPI

[obtuse garnet]

i remember playing modded sm2 and forgot the terminator model replaces for bulwark

[copper hawk]

Moldy cuz army

[obtuse garnet]

saw a random terminator walk by me

[copper hawk]

Lookin down the barrel of a 6 on 1 off month next month

Until higher yanks their heads out of their asses and realizes ppl r gonna lose their minds if they do that for the 3rd time

And we're on nights now

[acoustic dune]

sad

gl on that

[copper hawk]

So i have to fuck my sleep schedule into night mode from day mode

[bitter anvil]

Grim cage

[obtuse garnet]

make it bullet proof

[bitter anvil]

Made of Moebian Steel

[obtuse garnet]

but not warp proof

[bitter anvil]

There’s no gellar field installed on grim cage

This is prototype mk1

[acoustic dune]

4chan will be missed

[bitter anvil]

Sending the reject for testing

[delicate shadow]

when the gellar field fails and the costco turns into a walmart

[bitter anvil]

[acoustic dune]

now where do i get my green text

[twin wagon]

Tumblr

[wooden dove]

I've been mostly playing on Malice to level up my characters and get better gear, but I tried Heresy yesterday and man it gets chaotic.

Makes charging into hordes as zealot really fun tho.

[acoustic dune]

on that topic
do you think there would be a time where human would be paid so low that hiring people would be better then getting a computer

[bitter anvil]

Heresy and damnation it’s a stress test

[acoustic dune]

a irl humon computer

[acoustic dune]

i can see that happen

[bitter anvil]

Tumblr once they raid 4chan and backfired with spamming whatever nazi images

Now sharty hack 4chan

They do nothing

Lifeternet goes on

[delicate shadow]

I doubt it, at least, not in any place that has a functioning economy

[twin wagon]

its already a thing

[delicate shadow]

but it'd also depend on what you're using the computer for

[bitter anvil]

Forgot tumblr acquired by yahoo

So tumblr no more slaanesh activity

[acoustic dune]

god this dry pretzel suck

[bitter anvil]

Have some Aquilias Booze

[acoustic dune]

cost moolah

[bitter anvil]

But it’s better than nothing 🥺

[acoustic dune]

plus i wanna have them with dried squid

water exist

[delicate shadow]

like ain't nobody gonna start paying people to deliver telegrams instead of having a company email y'knowwhatImean

[bitter anvil]

Have you tried eat pretzel and dried squid together?

[delicate shadow]

never tried dried squid

[bitter anvil]

I’m quite happy to see defiance 2013 return

[bitter anvil]

Most Asian snack eaten

[delicate shadow]

actually thinking on it I don't think I've ever had any dried seafood

[bitter anvil]

Street cart vendor sell dried grill squid