zealot-class

[tidal berry]

yeah, pretty much

so laspistol was unironically the goat for a moment because it had infernus and it had mobility .d

[hard nexus]

true

[tidal berry]

I still love it

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-palico-glorp-zorp-cat-gif-11526291669098870992

[twin goblet]

i use a razor naga and the 1-12 buttons on the side made my aim kinda bounce a bit and i would always miss knife throws

[hard nexus]

get a g502

or decrease ur dpi/sensitivity

i use my side mouse buttons for knives

never was a problem for me

[tidal berry]

most rat have side buttons these days

[twin goblet]

i used a naga durind my deployment and its just a habit thing at this point really

[hard nexus]

yeah but the g502 is the best mouse ever invented

[twin goblet]

is that the logi?

[hard nexus]

yeah

[twin goblet]

oh yea! the perfect mouse my buddy was married to his.

[tidal berry]

Sorry I only buy shoddy overpriced razer mouse

[hard nexus]

did u know that razer made mints

they’re called respawn mints or something like that

i found them at a gas station

[tidal berry]

wtf

[hard nexus]

they have these ones

uhhh

there’s only 2 flavors

and the purple flavor was actually pretty good

reset

is what it was called

[twin goblet]

i got the first naga on sale for like 30 bucks while stationed at riley and i just liked having a lot of buttons on my thumb haha

[hard nexus]

it’s vanilla, elderberry

[tidal berry]

I need to try that

[hard nexus]

and something else

[hard nexus]

fair

[hard nexus]

the revive one isn’t as good imo

just doesn’t taste very good

[tidal berry]

[twin goblet]

i am super out of touch but didnt logi kinda go poopy in recent years with mice?

[hard nexus]

no idea

but the g502 is still really good so

idk !

i was born yesterday

[twin goblet]

haha

[tidal berry]

Its too heavy for my liking

Idk why I'm like this

[hard nexus]

simply take the weights out

i never understood how a mouse can be too heavy for someone

i prefer my mice to be heavier

but even then i don’t notice weight

[twin goblet]

i'm pretty sure i havent used anything besides razor since my first build in early 200'

2000's

hell i got my hunstman keyboard second hand from one of my cooks and the thing has been ok so far

[hard nexus]

i am about to fall prey to the eepy demons

[tidal berry]

Idk it feels hefty, chonky, powerful even

[hard nexus]

farewell chat

[hard nexus]

that’s what they called me in highschool

anyway gootbye

[tidal berry]

xd

good eep

[twin goblet]

thanks meow i'll be a good zealot in part thanks to you

[tidal berry]

their quality control has seen better days

[twin goblet]

i got gifted their sound bar from my wife and the thing died in a few months

[tidal berry]

I wasted two razer viper 8k's, multiple points of failure on them, scroll, cable, the side rubbers

not exactly cheap products

[twin goblet]

i'll take it ive been lucky

i did the buy all my parts from new egg on my current build and thank the emps i didnt have to send anyting back

[tidal berry]

now I have a viper v2, this one has been better

but its still stupid expensive for a peripheral

I think its supposed to sell for 150$

[twin goblet]

most big brands are though, i kinda looked at new stuff just to see not that i need it but the prices for keyboards an mouse were stupid

[tidal berry]

u can buy something a gen old usually for a lot cheaper

buying the latest is irrelevant

[twin goblet]

the only thing i purchased myself was the naga and that stupid razor kraken that headset was garbage.

[tidal berry]

if anything once you find something you really like

you might aswell buy a few of it

because sooner or later they'll stop making it

[twin goblet]

its been naga since 2012 and got the 2nd one in 2021 if this one does die on me i will try that logi g one your not the first one to tell me that

thanks to you too plush for the d claw tips as well! i usually just do whats fun but this discord has been pleasant to ask questions from (i'll email you a pint)

[copper hawk]

Eugh

[tidal berry]

gesundheit

[grave cypress]

[copper hawk]

Not most damage

Downvote !

All we care about is damage in this meowsehold..

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/houseinnebraska-family-guy-not-you-family-guy-hands-in-family-guy-gif-5652141894398768700

[misty nova]

Severe lack of Peni on the spider islands rooftops

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/zoh-shia-monster-hunter-monster-hunter-wilds-wilds-gif-3899279232259566578

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/no-ui-marvel-rivals-mvp-potg-peni-parker-gif-4946698023511759391

[misty nova]

They'll give Peni's primary attack a chance of critting

Which is kinda weird that you can check Peni stats and it says "KO's by CRIT" and a big 0 because current Peni can't crit

[weary venture]

I'd hit

[misty nova]

Same, with a thunder hammer

[copper hawk]

My shift partner today is eating donuts and watching anime on an iPad

We burnin tax dollars in this mfer

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-wilds-uth-duna-truth-nuke-true-explosion-gif-7665580920288066795

[misty nova]

Trash Panda

[twin wagon]

I'm pretty sure that's a small ferret

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/flat-rat-pet-cute-gif-27200688

[tight fog]

Peni stats

[acoustic dune]

https://x.com/64pan_4rasu/status/1908113469855109530

🦆むしぱん/しらす🐈 (@64pan_4rasu) on X

カモ飛び出し注意

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[misty nova]

Oh good heavens would you look at the time

iiIIIT'S

[carmine falcon]

god give me strength to do loner penances

i tried it for 2 games and decided that dipping my body in acid is more fun

[nimble fiber]

how r u feeling about the new update?

[frosty herald]

Pretty good

Im waiting on a call so i cant fight zo shia yet

[nimble fiber]

I vibe with the new hub so much

[copper hawk]

Azraval

[frosty herald]

And FUCK the doshaguma arena quest

[nimble fiber]

my condolences, I hope u get competent teammates

[frosty herald]

Im doing it solo

[nimble fiber]

the singers voice is beautiful

[frosty herald]

It genuinely is

[nimble fiber]

the song that she's singing reminds me of elder scrolls tho

[frosty herald]

You even get a buff for listening to it

[nimble fiber]

dont u get different buffs?

or is it always the same buff

[frosty herald]

iunno

[remote wasp]

Where my crusher kings @

[stone fern]

guys switch 2 now supports STREAMING AT 7 FPS

WOW

[grizzled aspen]

Why do we call 11 eleven and not onety-one?

[placid fiber]

To confuse Stan

[fossil crag]

@solar sapphire if your on a havoc team check terminal

[stable raptor]

how do you build a thunder hammer for havoc?

[acoustic dune]

@fleet zealot hand over the private

[placid fiber]

the average kid after 1 can of red bull

[acoustic dune]

erm? isnt it more the 5g head?

[misty nova]

Shock and Awe

Without SnA you'll get stuck at hordes

[copper hawk]

Furry inquisitor

[acoustic dune]

erm? its a priesty wolf?

[frosty herald]

thats a cool video of yourself

i really like your lip-syncing skills

[vocal gazelle]

Sure, chaxe is good, but thammer go bonk, and ragdolls are funny.

[stable raptor]

is shock club good?

[misty nova]

It's averagely mid

Only struggles against bosses

[stable raptor]

If I want to be a book generator, would use chainsword or Ka-nife?

[misty nova]

Knoife

Chswords have shred yes

But knoife has innate crit chance

15%

[vocal gazelle]

Hammer has bonk

Make heretics fly

An uppercut hammer would be really funny. Just imagine a ragdoll straight upwards.

[placid fiber]

Isn't the crusher's push attack an uppercut?

not directly upwards, but, angled upwards

[vocal gazelle]

Will test later.

Morrow on the vox-net watching my zealot scream "BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR, SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!!!"

https://tenor.com/view/classic-back-to-the-future-bttf-marty-mcfly-ive-seen-this-one-gif-19802188

[tranquil owl]

Poe2 update

[acoustic dune]

@copper hawk

[copper hawk]

Foul

Furriez..

[acoustic dune]

they have picken you up

what will you do

[stable raptor]

how to build double barrelled SG on zealot?

W/hammer

[acoustic dune]

crit

go crit build

but db work better on vet

[stable raptor]

man stopper & scatter?

[acoustic dune]

prob

check pin

[halcyon ibex]

17 toughness cheerios don't exist

[plush estuary]

Yum

It's rng, but it does

[acoustic dune]

Just save up at melk

Or check shop for curio

[placid fiber]

It's kinda rare, like real 3 stamina curios (410+ rating) and 21% health curios

[acoustic dune]

Ey Phillip

[placid fiber]

hi

[acoustic dune]

How's it philliping

[placid fiber]

I am watching youtube

[acoustic dune]

Neat

I am going to the cinema in 5 hour

For the minecrap movie

[placid fiber]

there's a minecraft movie...?

[clever swan]

yes, with jack black

[tranquil owl]

Very goofy movie lol

[tranquil owl]

Could say one would bring their Goof Troop to watch such A Goofy Movie

[misty ravine]

At least it's not an extremely goofy movie

[tranquil owl]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-cheez-whiz-a-goofy-movie-disney-1995-gif-8144642030160447800

Was honestly the beginning of my distaste for cheez wiz

[vocal gazelle]

What's the difference between a high score wound curio and a low score wound curio?

Aside from big number good

[acoustic dune]

Peak movie

[gaunt roost]

is this worth maxing out

[acoustic dune]

Where's the comic panel where goofy FUCK

[vocal gazelle]

I would but just because I care about perfection

I don't know the actual answer

[tranquil owl]

https://tenor.com/view/fella-meme-fella-stealing-meme-meme-theif-fella-fella-like-gif-6541691863229024524

[vocal gazelle]

I hate it when some chaff eats my charge thammer when a boss is right there

Like, I just used my ability bruh but no

[misty ravine]

It's not stealing

[acoustic dune]

Should have played loner shroudfield martydom

[tranquil owl]

They came to fuh-hyuck with your plan

[vocal gazelle]

I do play martyrdom

But shoudfield is too good

[acoustic dune]

The internet is like commies

They all starve

[vocal gazelle]

Makes killing boss guys too much easy

[acoustic dune]

Ah here is the problem

You use shroudfield

Go with the left path one

[vocal gazelle]

But loner is bad because I like having friends

[acoustic dune]

Please i was making a joke

[vocal gazelle]

I know

[acoustic dune]

Never take loner and shroudfield

[vocal gazelle]

I'm not that stupid

[acoustic dune]

Yeah sure

Lads barrel this man

[vocal gazelle]

I had this one game where there was a stealth knife vet who was speedrunning

In damnation maelstrom

And on one hand, he like never saved us, but on the other, every time we did get saved we would instantly die

So I have mixed feelings

He was amazing

But also just not engaging in the core aspect of the game.

[plush estuary]

almost to 600

[vocal gazelle]

Nice

[tranquil owl]

Oops special number

[misty nova]

Funny numba

[tranquil owl]

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/activation-neutron-think-brain-monkey-gif-1683241036589818476

[vocal gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/hunter-the-parenting-gif-27698366

[plush estuary]

gotta get this funny clip from the last ruyn

after this run

[vocal gazelle]

Karnak twins be like

[vocal gazelle]

Rinda when I hit her with my funny stick while thinking hard. (Thammer and charge)

Wait

I realize what I said had other connotations

The orthus fight is so much fun

Except my team always forget to run to the other side when the gas moves

[vocal gazelle]

I'm basically immune to corruption though

[misty nova]

Start pinging

[vocal gazelle]

Being a martyrdom zealot

[vocal gazelle]

Fair

I guess it is partly on me then

Also most teammates don't have a dedicated move fast weapon like the bolt pistol.

I love the bolt pistol

[vocal gazelle]

This is gonna sound stupid, but how do I quick ping the ground by default. I always have to navigate the wheel to ping the floor

[wary finch]

[plush estuary]

@clever swan

this was the run before

[vocal gazelle]

I like the ordo zenos textbook cosmetic but can we have one for hereticus and maeulus

[clever swan]

he probably heard about it being some combination but not that you can just skip

[plush estuary]

I know

but the stare

was funny

[clever swan]

tru

[vocal gazelle]

Just waiting for the 53rd groaners event

[fleet zealot]

53rd?

[vocal gazelle]

Cause the moebians have a skill issue

[misty nova]

Double click your ping button

[vocal gazelle]

Yeah the 21st got killed

Dukaine is of the 53rd

The rolling steel is saving a 53rd bastion

[carmine falcon]

lore accurate ogryn cosplay

[clever swan]

did he survive

[plush estuary]

Just 1 phase

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/rise-of-the-ronin-matthew-perry-ronin-rising-rising-my-ronin-gif-8667110887955872222

[placid fiber]

I didn't know this was a thing <.<

Almost 2k hours in and I'm still learning things lol

[gaunt roost]

why is a grey 320 rating thammer 3 shotting monstrosities

[plush estuary]

its hammer

highest base unyielding damage in the game

and zealot skill tree buffs it so much

[copper hawk]

KILL

KILL

KIIIILL !!!

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/generation-kill-light-it-up-light-it-the-fuck-up-gif-27618212

[gaunt roost]

does the maelstrom mission to unlock the new gamemode have to be auric

or can i just hop into a haz4 maelstrom

[plush estuary]

I think its auric only

could be wrong

[grizzled aspen]

Did Psyker animate this?

[plush estuary]

ye

[grizzled aspen]

Seems like something she would do.

[frosty herald]

It isnt

Either normal board or auric

Auric just boosts you to havoc 16

[plush estuary]

I see

[narrow gate]

I need 1 for a damnation Karnak twins real quick

[plush estuary]

twins?

[narrow gate]

Yaa

[plush estuary]

Fatshark code?

[narrow gate]

One sec

[frosty herald]

Saying this with the number 1 twins carry dude

[placid fiber]

chastise, shroudfield, the 2 5% melee damage nodes, ij or marty with stacks up, sustained stacks, somehow getting a 5 stack disdain hit on a monster, 20% backstab damage, damage buff after 5-7 pulses, purge the unclean, duellist... did I miss any?

[plush estuary]

nope

[frosty herald]

Shroudfield backstab purge the unclean is enough

[placid fiber]

I was just listing every option I could think of off the top of my head

[plush estuary]

I literally jumped off the map on a AM to leave and do twins

team must be so confused

[narrow gate]

😭😭 bruuutal

[plush estuary]

lol

[frosty herald]

i respect it

[placid fiber]

So you say...

[frosty herald]

lemme join you

i need to fight the twins again

[placid fiber]

This one is with 10% weakspot damage on top of those

[narrow gate]

Lmao where the hell do I find my fat shark code on console lmao

[plush estuary]

social menu then press x?

[frosty herald]

Go to your menu then social

[plush estuary]

look bottom right in the social menu

[narrow gate]

Thank you!

6870753542

[frosty herald]

I should do it with psyker

[carmine falcon]

do u need a third?

[narrow gate]

Y'all can add me lol

[carmine falcon]

[narrow gate]

I'm running a psyker rn

[plush estuary]

aile has 1 already

so full cyber

[carmine falcon]

its over

[plush estuary]

billions must die

yeah

[copper hawk]

Haz 4..

Dorf spy..

He's in league w the Leagues of Votann !!

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-rich-rich-deep-rock-galactic-compressed-gold-gif-24791651

[narrow gate]

Fuck ass gas 😭

[acoustic dune]

anyone wanna play fartide?

[lean lark]

@frosty herald im gigawashed on insect glaive

unacceptable timing

[frosty herald]

The quest just fucking sucks

[lean lark]

its just an arena quest

[plush estuary]

mk4 Taxe gaming

shrimple

[frosty herald]

Its not clamplicated

[lean lark]

if swaxe was one of the options

i'd have gotten a way better timing

[acoustic dune]

what would be comparable to bleed crit knife?

in taxe

[plush estuary]

nothing

taxe doesnt bleed

[frosty herald]

ainz is just cracked

[warm tide]

how can a zealot 3v1 lutenants bruh, 3 spawned on me during a havoc 28 run and my team just bum rushed and died

i held off but eventually fell into mutants throwing me off the cliff 😭

[plush estuary]

proper kiting

know your pathing and attack patterns

slowly chip down 1

keep eye out on specialists

and keep ktiing

[copper hawk]

Alternatively

Swap to Ogryn

[plush estuary]

yes

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/mariachi-dog-dog-toy-high-voltage-meme-funny-gif-16992246158341714924

[acoustic dune]

peak mutant

[copper hawk]

Happy happy haaaa-ppy

[placid fiber]

I already know how effective surgical is with the crits cost no ammo on the heavy stubber... Free shots on the kickback...

[acoustic dune]

ey phill

can i join ya?

[warm tide]

i was kiting so well

until im overwhelmed when i tried resing

[clever swan]

what do u wanna play

[warm tide]

i didnt dodge out of the muttants rush

[placid fiber]

I guess, I am still waking up tho

[warm tide]

and got thrown off the cliff when trying to res

[acoustic dune]

shart tide

[warm tide]

😭

[carmine falcon]

pubs legit dont understand the concept of FALLING TF BACK

they see a big horde of armor they panic push w and die

just fall back bro

[warm tide]

right?

[acoustic dune]

@clever swan i gotta head the the cinema before 10 pm

[warm tide]

they kept agrroing when i kept telling them to fall back

[acoustic dune]

gonna watch minecrap

[carmine falcon]

yes let me run into 10 crushers loading an overhead 😭 🙏

[warm tide]

and they ended up spawning 3 lutenants, and then they died

[clever swan]

dang

[placid fiber]

"b-but my kill feed"

[acoustic dune]

heard theres a smash bro refrence at the end

[warm tide]

leaving me alone fending for myself

[carmine falcon]

best thing havoc did to the game is forcing dumbasses to stop this "i gotta move!!" shit and stand and fight

fight clear wave proceed

[clever swan]

hopefully it's good

but it'll probably be really generic

with osme funny references

[acoustic dune]

if you are talking about meincrap

they told me it was shit

[clever swan]

1817693723 if you wanna inv

[acoustic dune]

but i gotta get out of the house so eh

yeah

[clever swan]

it's probably fiiine

[frozen crystal]

It is why I am such a big proponent for voidblast in havocs instead of inferno for pubs

When I fail pubs it is for 2 reasons.

1. Boss spam
2. Pub teammates die from armor and I “obliged” and brought inferno instead of VB

[plush estuary]

at that point jsut all go ogryn

and make it easy

[clever swan]

ogryn op

[bitter anvil]

as emperor intended they think

[frozen crystal]

But I suck at ogryn

[carmine falcon]

my fav part is people charging a pack of shooters headfirst
i can see why we dont have biiiiiig field style maps

[vocal gazelle]

And I already have a personal hatred of gunners

I would literally die

[acoustic dune]

run gunner reduction

[nimble fiber]

[fleet zealot]

Falling back was nerfed 🙂

[copper hawk]

Azraval

[storm pagoda]

Yay

[acoustic dune]

WE ARE KIDNAPPING SOMEONE

@fleet zealot btw did you see the drawing i ping ya?

[clever swan]

any gamers wanna play darktide

[placid fiber]

me, knify, advancedlamb were apparently so good at ending rounds that we got the speedrun achievement in the mortis trials

[clever swan]

the recruting effort aint going so well

oh nice, that's what that was

[placid fiber]

I got almost no synergy lol

[storm pagoda]

arent you supposed to use the lfg channels

[acoustic dune]

i got disconnected 2 time

for shooting too much

[clever swan]

might work better

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/weirdcat-funnycat-psychich-assault-gif-66649479801514757

you will play with us

you will ogryn out

[storm pagoda]

am out atm 😔

[acoustic dune]

or vet out

[clever swan]

@acoustic dune we should just duo a mortis and if anyone joins then yeah

[acoustic dune]

sure

i need to grind mortis anyway

[placid fiber]

I would have kept doing more, but, I need to wake up more first

[acoustic dune]

i have 2 hour before the cinema

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1284620687012659200/4x-2.gif

[sullen forge]

Completed the Shattered Veil EE

shit was pretty fun

[vocal gazelle]

I'm running 3

[acoustic dune]

run 4

then

stoopid

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/now-you-know-the-more-you-know-no-kidding-no-shit-obviously-gif-1342210079425559607

[gaunt roost]

whats the difference between auric and normal missions

like how much harder is it

[plush estuary]

density and horde spawnrates

a bit harder

[dusky portal]

it’s hard as iron

normal damnation maelstrom is about what you’d expect

[misty nova]

See, if you had Evis15.......

https://tenor.com/view/none-of-this-would-have-ever-happened-william-clockwell-invincible-none-of-this-would-happen-all-of-this-doesnt-happen-gif-21283546

[mighty root]

The bully club is really funny

But i hate how it’s a coin flip when I try to push

I wuv the debuff stick

[vocal gazelle]

Is it worth getting max score on wound curios

[plush estuary]

no

[acoustic dune]

yes

cause gmabling harder is funny

[warm tide]

whats evis 15

[misty nova]

Eviscerator mk15

The good Eviscerator mark

[fleet zealot]

Yee

Im out doing

shopping for grandma

[next marlin]

what range weapon would you use to do a lot of boss damage ?

[plush estuary]

las pistol

[acoustic dune]

bolter

[plush estuary]

@hard nexus question

[acoustic dune]

wheres my ferret post then

[stone fern]

whats up with your font

why is it so

[livid owl]

Best gun for backstab kills? Going for the penance. Infantry Autogun? Braced? Laspistol? Bolters?

[next marlin]

Recon one ?

[next marlin]

Just kills with a book build

[plush estuary]

lasor pistol

[next marlin]

The dps is enough ?

[plush estuary]

dumdum infernus, with unyielding perk

[next marlin]

What are blessing do you use ?

[plush estuary]

really high base unyielding damage

[next marlin]

Ok ok

[hearty nebula]

july nintendo direct gonna start like this

[plush estuary]

not that guy

[hearty nebula]

We love trevor moore

[plush estuary]

he cant keep getting away with this

too good

[hearty nebula]

He didn't

He died unfortunately

:(

[plush estuary]

oh

that is sad

[hearty nebula]

Yeah

[plush estuary]

RIP

[hearty nebula]

Passed away in 2021

Fell off his balcony, presumably while drunk

[next marlin]

But the dps is there ? Do you do damage fast ?

[plush estuary]

yes you do

let me show

1min

wait

I dont have boss spawner mod

welp

trust me on it

[next marlin]

Sure ! This is already so nice of you to help me

[plush estuary]

its a really good anti Beast of Nurgle

[next marlin]

Could you screen your weapon ?

[plush estuary]

one sec

flak can be changed to crit chance if you really just want it for boss dps

[livid owl]

The laspistol is pretty cracked, I wasn't expecting something great from a gun I expected to be kinda dinky

[plush estuary]

but annoint in blood and right side keystone buff ranged damage

[hard nexus]

what

[plush estuary]

If I were to make a zealot weapon guide, can I use your flamer pic and credit you?

[hard nexus]

sure

[plush estuary]

Okay

Thanks

[hard nexus]

or u can just write it out more like

comprehensible

[plush estuary]

fair

we'll see

[hard nexus]

unless ur guide is just a quick one

[plush estuary]

probably will be quick

[hard nexus]

that’s not gonna be in depth like path’s

yeah

[plush estuary]

I'm not path

[hard nexus]

fair

[copper hawk]

No u may NOT use her pic

[plush estuary]

okay cica

[copper hawk]

I am her SHAREHOLDER

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-explosion-gif-7563607804576630642

[copper hawk]

The BOARD OF DIRECTORZ (me) have DECIDED in a UNANIMOUS VOTE that u must GO SPLATTE !

[hard nexus]

https://youtu.be/njurqNQVzgA?si=wwW8IGGCA2uEoKWp

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[plush estuary]

does anyone have that basic zealot build pic?

[copper hawk]

Meow does

[hard nexus]

unless ur talking about the one that’s like

[plush estuary]

that one

[hard nexus]

actually comprehensible

[plush estuary]

I like the colors

[copper hawk]

Prity colars

[hard nexus]

lemme remake it rq

i need to make a couple things yellow

[copper hawk]

Smellow

[fleet zealot]

Schmell

[copper hawk]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3dIJsjiTZhBJtE9ylNNtZc?si=0OTgWLf3Rh6OkhVfvIFcaA typa shit i be on using the ds5

[plush estuary]

Door blocker

Cant get outside 😔

[copper hawk]

Erm

[plush estuary]

A bit bored today, so I might just work on the guide

Finish before vodka does

[median steeple]

Myboonnness

[copper hawk]

Yo mama

[median steeple]

You're so mean to me

Uaooga

[sullen forge]

Racing Vodka to make the guide

LMAO

Who will get banned first

[carmine falcon]

quickscoping the boltgun and bolter pistol is so mcuh fun

[placid fiber]

why are you suggesting matyr's purpose?

[carmine falcon]

maybe one day theyll fix the weird recoil and i wont have to do it but until then 😩

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-daniel-hentschel-goop-guy-white-liquid-angry-gif-2486699680966888871

[sullen forge]

Suggesting martyr in general....

tsk tsk tsk...

[placid fiber]

Meow accidentally pathed it to matyr's purpose instead of the +2 wounds lol

[carmine falcon]

is marty's purpose bad

[placid fiber]

1% of base health as 1% cdr

[sullen forge]

Martyrdom in general bad...

[carmine falcon]

i dont pick it because no guide has it and im incapable of critical thinkings

[acoustic dune]

@placid fiber you up to game?

[hard nexus]

FUUUCK

[placid fiber]

you lose 100 health, it gives you 50% of your cooldown back

[hard nexus]

i did it again

[plush estuary]

Washed

[carmine falcon]

i dont play it as often as piety but its fun with heavy weapons 🤌

[plush estuary]

(I do that too(

[hard nexus]

god damnit

ill fix it

[carmine falcon]

makes the big sword go big woooosh vroooooommmm

[placid fiber]

I just thought I'd ask <.<

[carmine falcon]

imagine not picking sainted gunslinger

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/madden-game-gif-5896129

[placid fiber]

also: why not double charges on chastise?

I just noticed that <.<

[uncut swallow]

:>

[hard nexus]

meant to make it yellow

grr

[grizzled aspen]

Why is ambuscade not yellow?

[copper hawk]

mold

[median steeple]

Fumbling with colours

[frozen crystal]

What build would you not take redoubled zeal on?

[plush estuary]

Which talent?

[frozen crystal]

The one that makes fotf x2

[plush estuary]

Most builds

[frozen crystal]

Or really? Shows the last time I played zealot then

[plush estuary]

The only time I take double charge is heavy sword

And havoc

For the damage immune

[frozen crystal]

Ok, cool

[mighty root]

Ainz why are bruiser bp important on tac axe? Is it just quality of life?

[carmine falcon]

so uhhh im fkn around with bolt pistol dmg blessings and none of them do anything? what am i doing wrong

[plush estuary]

95% of the time you are taking IoD which makes fury 10 sec

[carmine falcon]

why are they all so dogass

[plush estuary]

Not to mention cutthroat

Which makes fury like 100% uptome

[plush estuary]

Horde clear that BM needs

BM only works if you can 1 shot enemies

Flak unarmored makes every nonogryn 1 shot

And ragers

[mighty root]

I never gave it thought to meet a trash mob bp

Noted

[acoustic dune]

Arlight lads

[placid fiber]

I mean... what else are you going to need cleave past the initial hit for with a taxe or caxe? :\

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tinkering-tony-stark-tony-stark-jarvis-gif-24567852

[acoustic dune]

Going to go watch the minecrap movie

[frosty herald]

me searching for a zo shia gem investigation that isnt full

[mighty root]

Well it’s the tac axe

[clever swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1356377547948163294/uwpDR1J.gif

[acoustic dune]

Last I check there's gonna be only 3 people in the cinema

[clever swan]

holy dead movie??

[mighty root]

I was debating unyielding/cara or unarmored/manic

[acoustic dune]

It's the minecrap movie

I booked yesterday

[clever swan]

minecraft should be a big name i thought

[mighty root]

So I’m going unarmored maniac

[clever swan]

the zoomers should love the minecraft

[acoustic dune]

Only the premiere are pack I guess

[tranquil owl]

Feel like a lot of people just buy said movie for like 20 bucks or rent it on release from Amazon or somewhere

[placid fiber]

odd promotion, in this one... I didn't think people liked smol(very powerful) girls getting punched >.>

[acoustic dune]

Maybe bc I am going at 10pm also

[clever swan]

they'll be fine

[acoustic dune]

I just wanna see how shitty the movie is on da big screen

[clever swan]

I'm definitely gonna watch it when it becomes available through mysterious means

[acoustic dune]

Sadly aint dressing fancy to watch it

I don't own a cyan shirt

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-1182720488497099882

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-orange-kitty-cat-fat-kitten-gif-294206017747515862

[tranquil owl]

Movie from what i can tell is geared towards kids

[acoustic dune]

Heard there's a smash reference as a end credit scene

See if that's true

[clever swan]

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-spill-bowl-milk-gif-4458566

[acoustic dune]

DONT CONFIRM IT

[tranquil owl]

Meanwhile ive seen the first two episodes of DMC show

They've already made a solid reference

[acoustic dune]

@mighty root you wanna zombie parlour in 3 hours?

[frosty herald]

the minecraft movie is made by people who have never played or grew up with minecraft

[mighty root]

Yarp I get off at 4cst

[acoustic dune]

Saw the Iran demon clip

Shit wack yo

[frosty herald]

the minecraft movie is based on how they think it plays

[acoustic dune]

Cya after minecraft

[tranquil owl]

Whole show is a banger so far

[wary finch]

Is it good or shit?

[tranquil owl]

Its Emoji Movie 2.0

[wary finch]

Oh nvm

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495074735353364490/1352820718005518366/ryiyeMH.gif

[acoustic dune]

Jack Black did play mein crap doh

[tranquil owl]

Its good, I've been loving it

[acoustic dune]

Sadge he can't put imput

[wary finch]

Been meaning to look into it
Should be soon enough

[acoustic dune]

They made the demon a talking head

[tranquil owl]

They've left it open for another season, i hope they have several planned with how much lore they have to work with

[acoustic dune]

Idk why they need to put politic in it

Dude can't even wahoo pizza men

Amyhow

Was watching wish dragon

Did not know tencent as a cinema production

[acoustic dune]

That is sad

[violet hornet]

Man who wants a bag that's been sitting for an unknown amount of time, popcorn is infinitely better when fresh

[north sedge]

Stan is gonna come speeding in talking about the virtues of stale popcorn

[violet hornet]

At least the dune ones came with a functional souvenir

[livid owl]

How to build chainaxe and Eviscerator? Going to finish out mastery and I have those left to do

[north sedge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/3jVMDBPQuf4?si=J7-6F480GDj_hpdG

[plush estuary]

check pins for evis

from anna

Chaxe is slaughter/thrust headtaker, flak unyield(?)

[fleet zealot]

not even fresh, you gotta not overcook it

there is this sweet spot where the butter/oil still has full flavor but most of the kernels are popped

[violet hornet]

I have found that undercooking bagged microwave popcorn is great because fewer popped kernels means more butter or whatever per kernel

[tropic harbor]

Melk gave my zealot a bag of popcorn. What is the best build for a bag of stale popcorn?

[wary finch]

Whatever kills a smyker the fastest

[acoustic dune]

I just saw an add about the mimecraft movie lego set

[acoustic dune]

I was hungy

And I paid 15 dilla for the bucket

Gonna use it as a trash can

[nimble fiber]

[acoustic dune]

O god

I didn't check if it was in french

I am so fucking cooked

[violet hornet]

Well at least you won't have to suffer through understanding the dialogue

Or the plot

[acoustic dune]

I DO

FUCKKKK

[violet hornet]

Oh fuck

Welp RIP knify we hardly knew ye

[acoustic dune]

NOW I HAVE TO SUFFER WATCHING DUB

OR NOT

[violet hornet]

Common fr*nch L

[acoustic dune]

ITS IN FRENCH

[acoustic dune]

Minecraft mo out ferret

DANTDM JUST FUCKING STAND THERE

Menacingly

Why is it set in the 90s?

[violet hornet]

To try to give aging millennials something to relate to

[placid fiber]

This creature was put down (for a nap)

[acoustic dune]

This fucking suck

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-tired-dead-gif-12840199

[acoustic dune]

WHY US THERE A MOBILE PHONE

They gave villager

Human ears

[acoustic dune]

The zombie are 3 block tall

This suck

[fleet zealot]

extreme violence

[inner mantle]

thats some cute fucking ferrets

ooof thats spicy

oops all crushers with no ammo

[plush estuary]

thats the point

its fun

when people cant mag dump bolter

[inner mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-the-frog-tea-tea-day-sipping-tea-gif-1069715392336747340

[opaque island]

i want to fill the whole hallway with red mist though

[stone fern]

peak

[inner mantle]

yea im gona go for it now

[stone fern]

refinary delta without shooters my beloved........

[inner mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-pain-only-makes-me-stronger-the-mitchells-vs-the-machines-the-pain-makes-me-powerful-the-pain-feels-good-mitchells-vs-machines-gif-21431785

[stone fern]

its time to abuse the shit out of ogryn rework...........

[acoustic dune]

I swear to god if this movie have a sex scrne

I am cooked

SOMEONE IS DATIMG A MEINCRAP VILLAGER

[inner mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-gif-25567321

[stone fern]

OH NO

SOME ONE CAUGHT ME

AAAAAA

[misty nova]

That brief period of time where CIVI had ammo spawns

[plush estuary]

after crafing update

I think

for 3 weeks?

[misty nova]

It was peak

[inner mantle]

yea im sure i remember that ammo on the no ammo maps

[grizzled aspen]

Nah, CIVI doesn't need ammo.

[misty nova]

It was hilarious to shop Gorgonum into Ragers/Maulers and sit them down

[mighty root]

Ainz I need help how important is no stopping me on orgyn if I’m using club?

[fleet zealot]

Primarch after hearing what Leandros did

[acoustic dune]

@violet hornet She is gonna duck the villager

[violet hornet]

Oh God lmao

[plush estuary]

not important

you are spamming lights

[mighty root]

Really? Not heavies?

Can I see your build on him?

[acoustic dune]

Atleast jackblack is a cool lad

[acoustic dune]

THE VILLAIN WOULD PULL THE MC GUFFIN LIKE THOR?

THAT SHIT SUCK

[mighty root]

No taunt?

[acoustic dune]

@violet hornet they also use a lever for a chicken cooking farm

Not a buttom

For a one time tbink

A lever

[violet hornet]

I don't play Minecraft I have no idea what the implications of that are lmao

[mighty root]

And why dominate? @plush estuary

[violet hornet]

Oh it's a toggle vs just a single activation

[acoustic dune]

Yarp

[plush estuary]

100% uptime rending

[acoustic dune]

I am gonna mc lose it

I am in the climax

The story?

Fucking suck

The character

No development

I swear to god if a movie about creativity

Gonna have a fight scene

With the most non creative fight ever

The reverse sword grip

Animal cruelty on the ghast

[acoustic dune]

This movie is so shit

[north sedge]

Shocking

[acoustic dune]

No....

They gonna a pull a Steven universe???

[plucky gate]

minecraft movie is the greatest minecraft movie to come to theatres

[acoustic dune]

O thank god

There's no Steven universe scene

The climax suck so much ass

[plucky gate]

now when you play minecraft you'll get to feel like you're jack black

[acoustic dune]

"Let's be creative to fight against there amry"

[mighty root]

True that is 15% rending

[acoustic dune]

The most uncreative strategy ever

Literally make iron golem and tame wolf to throw at them

No tnt canon

No sand trap

No piston bomber

THEY COULD HAVE MADE A ENDERPEARL CANON

BUT NOO

THEY COULD HAVE SAID THEY MADE MINECRAFT

THEY MADE A ARCADE GAME

WTF IS THIS

https://tenor.com/view/rage-frustration-breaking-keyboard-asian-rage-gif-25728336

[plush estuary]

Do you mind not spoiling a movie that just came out?

[misty ravine]

Galactic Mega Hitler shows up but it's okay, we don't have to fight because he says he's sorry?

[acoustic dune]

BROTHER IN CHRIST THERES NOTHING TO SPOIL

[plush estuary]

I just asked a question

[plucky gate]

what of someone wanted to experience the dogshit firsthand?

like you when you went to watch it

[acoustic dune]

Fair

Movie so dog shit

I got too vent

The subplot suckass aswell

More like a skit

[tranquil owl]

Minecraft plot was never one of its draws, guess the movie just drives that home even more

[acoustic dune]

Atleasy I get a 25 dilla trashcan

25 dilla

Trashcan

[tranquil owl]

Fitting

Minecraft trashcan

[plucky gate]

I'm honestly surprised the trend of making shitty live action movie versions of beloved IPs has survived for this long

it has been a thing for a while but why does it keep happening?

[acoustic dune]

I could always do a minecrap move

And try a water bucket jump

[tranquil owl]

What else is Hollywood supposed to do? They've already ruined a lot of the big IPs in media

[acoustic dune]

I mean sonic did succeed

[misty ravine]

Recognizable IPs = Low Risk as far as out of touch corporate types are concerned

[acoustic dune]

And minecrap was planned to be a move for 10 years or so

[misty ravine]

And there have been just enough successes to keep the momentum going

[acoustic dune]

They prob made this so they can keep the license

Like how they so often make movie so they can keep the right

[plucky gate]

Is it really low risk when it fails so often?
Man The Last Airbender live action movie was 15 years ago

[misty ravine]

Plus when a $400M movie flops people get paid anyways

[acoustic dune]

QUEBEC IS IN THE CREDIT

O thank god no Nintendo smash after credit

[misty ravine]

Even if you don't consider some scheme like The Producers for the venture as a whole to come out ahead through creative accounting, rest assured all those people credited as Executive Producers got their cut and will never face any consequences

[acoustic dune]

They could have put a jpeg of cameo and call it a day

[frosty herald]

kick it

[acoustic dune]

No it's my new trash

[misty ravine]

Big airlines are basically glorified banks who also operate airplanes as a loss-leader / side gig so it wouldn't shock me at all if big Hollywood studios were the same way

[acoustic dune]

I swear they just want to sit on IP

And make nothing of it

[misty ravine]

9 digit loss? Wealth transfer to the people who matter, also we don't have to pay taxes now because we lost so much money, trust 🙂

[acoustic dune]

I am making coco and eat bread ir smth

The story wasn't even a story

"Be creative"

And I get the mist none creative solution ever

[plush estuary]

@frosty herald

updated the document

wanna check?

[frosty herald]

sure thing

[acoustic dune]

They could steal schematic if arleady made redstone contraption

But nohhh

Good god whom was the poor director that have the misfortune to direct this?

[hexed igloo]

Horrible news guys they made mhwilds fun again

[acoustic dune]

Same guy whom made shanghai dawn

[hexed igloo]

They took the "erm it's too easy" comments personal with zoh shia

[acoustic dune]

Made the minecraft movie

[hexed igloo]

I think that the "director" didn't actually have anything to do with it I suspect Jack black read the minecraft wiki and then decided to put everything he learned into it

[acoustic dune]

I don't even think Jack Black was even the culprit

He work with oneyng

[hexed igloo]

At first I was like "yeah mc movie gonna suck so much ass it'll be funny" but as time goes on its turning to "yeah its gonna suck ass so bad

[acoustic dune]

THE oney ng

[hexed igloo]

I have no idea who that is

I don't usually watch groomers on yt

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/armenian-cory-cory-cory-spazkid-oneyplays-oneyng-gif-1935279503493896775

This guy friend

[hexed igloo]

Never seen him before

[acoustic dune]

https://youtu.be/GNJtPFXUnm4?si=SFlDhQhDb68KVVBe

The lad whom got contacted to make this video

[hexed igloo]

I assure you I have not and will not watch that video

[wary finch]

Jack black's old ass

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-daniel-hentschel-goop-guy-white-liquid-angry-gif-2486699680966888871

[hexed igloo]

Jack black was funny like maybe 15 years ago

[wary finch]

Surprised hes still around

[hexed igloo]

I forget the jb movies that I actually liked

That school of rock one? That was solid I think but to be fair I watched it at like age 14

[acoustic dune]

I will never have someone called my greatest inspiration calling it goon youtuber

I will now implode you with my mind

[inner mantle]

83k docets

[hexed igloo]

I didn't call him a goontuber

[inner mantle]

that might be the highest ive ever seen

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/dmc-devil-may-cry-vergil-dante-devil-gif-27471564

[acoustic dune]

I agree
We should make kid get into pizza wahoo pizza man
Then goober bait

That way I can have the waifu all for myself

[plush estuary]

updated with talent trees (not formatted yet)

[copper hawk]

My stomach hurts

All ur fault ainz

Enjoy the anthrax

[misty nova]

💀

[wary finch]

Gotta dump this here since gen chat doesnt have perms n this chat's just a refuse dump anyway

Lol, lmao even

[hexed igloo]

Lmao this shit gonna be 600 freedom coins

Pc stay winning

[north sedge]

Not for very long

[fleet zealot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Guh5mZG5TtE?si=jB4RpIpyiPZSf_lM

[hexed igloo]

You misunderstand me

I only purchase games that 1) I really want and 2) can't be played offline

[north sedge]

Pc parts will go up in price dramatically too

[hexed igloo]

I have a rich friend that I buy his used bits from

I got a 6900xt for about 80usd

And the government is lying to you, you don't need 600fps to enjoy a game

[copper hawk]

I LOVE TARIFFS

[north sedge]

I mean that doesn't matter, price go up

[wary finch]

Its karma for morons shaft sliding a company that sues everything under the sun for looking only a molecule similar to their shit.

Hope yall like selling kidneys for the next zelda title

[hexed igloo]

Skill issue get yo money up

[visual stream]

"Watch this liberals" (explodes economy)

[frosty herald]

Nintendo conveniently raising the price of digital games because of the tarrifs

[hexed igloo]

I love recessions I love recessions

Great depression 2.0 can't wait

[wary finch]

Full speed baby

Goodbye stock market

Goodbye investments

Goodbye everything yeeee haaaaw

[hexed igloo]

Who the fuck got investments

You can afford investments in this day and age?

[visual stream]

I was about to invest until recent events

[delicate shadow]

anyone with a retirement fund has investments

[hexed igloo]

Who the fuck has a retirement fund in this day and age

I got $42 in my rainy day fund

[delicate shadow]

most people in the civilized world, idk about the US

[visual stream]

[hexed igloo]

I was never pressed to start my retirement fund or whatever it is here so it only got started like 2 years ago, I think it's at maybe $400

80% of my pay goes to rent so

[delicate shadow]

in Australia you get a superfund pretty much by default based on the industry you're in and once your earnings are actually high enough for contributions to make sense

because employers have to dedicate part of your pay to a superfund

[hexed igloo]

Here in NZ on your contract you just tick a box for kiwisaver contribution and it does whatever % per paycheck

[delicate shadow]

then you have a retirement fund

[median steeple]

freaky geeky friday......

[hexed igloo]

Yeah $400 is a helluva retirement fund lmao

I'm on track to retire with the equivalent of one (1) burger King meal

Maybe Wendy's if I'm lucky

[wary finch]

Wen deez nuts

[mighty root]

I literally can’t buy my pc I was trying to build because of them

[hexed igloo]

A tale as old as time, fixing something by destroying it first

Guys he's just turning the economy off to turn it on again

[visual stream]

Vet chat member advocating lacerate on mk3 for horde clear

[hexed igloo]

You'll see once it's reset it'll be 2c for 3 loaves of bread

[mighty root]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9e7ad289-5939-4f8f-8969-47dd83ce5ed6/orgyn-build impact or Cleave for havoc?

[plush estuary]

lacerate is good

especially for horde clear, just needs uncanny

lac uncanny is best knife combo

[visual stream]

I thought it was a good combo but not for horde clear reasons

[plush estuary]

100% rending bleed stacks on mk3 knife is insane

especially for zealot, but it does work for vet as well

my god

I'm turning into ham

doing twins, defending lac uncanny

[visual stream]

Fair enough

[grizzled aspen]

It's the best for horde clear but not for elite oneshot potential.

[visual stream]

I'm sure it's decent for triggering piety with scourge too

[plush estuary]

it has uncanny

that is all it needs to 1 shot

okay wait, yes its not best in single target, since that would be precog and uncanny

[mighty root]

Ham?

[plush estuary]

hamdolsun

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696

[mighty root]

YouTuber?

[misty nova]

Impact

[mighty root]

Even for havoc?

And slam is so silly

Inf stam

[mighty root]

I see

[misty nova]

So in theory throwing stuff into the ground helps a lot with cleave

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-meme-steam-tg-bratishkin-gif-274347585508037432

[mighty root]

Ty pookie

[misty nova]

as I pick +cleave on my 88+ cleave Cleaver

[visual stream]

Spent $17 for the middest lunch ever

From a cafeteria

[violet hornet]

I feel you man my lunch was shit