zealot-class

[grizzled aspen]

Because the finesse scaling on h1 and PA is huge.

Like crusher 2shot huge.

[naive stirrup]

i am aware

[grizzled aspen]

You should also explain the reason relic blade takes piety and not ij, that being cleaving for scourge abuse.

[naive stirrup]

crusher i know well

[naive stirrup]

rb doesn't benefit from it as much outside of carapace and Unyielding

[grizzled aspen]

Wait what do you run on your rb?

[naive stirrup]

it's one shotting trash

[grizzled aspen]

Relic blade calls for flak carapace cranial wrath.

If using it for crit cdr abuse, that is.

Otherwise sub wrath out for rampage.

[naive stirrup]

most used is what I'm figuring out

what weapons to group between 2 different talent trees as a "general rule of thumb"

[grizzled aspen]

Just be prepared for metas to change dramatically whenever obese fish decides to update our tree lol.

[naive stirrup]

yep

and i can update it later when it happens

so far i have
knife, dclaw, taxe and ds grouped on the crit scaling tree
crusher, smaul, thammer and hsword on flat damage

crit one takes piety, flat takes ij

[obsidian prairie]

Hsword can take crit, it helps with its shitty cara damage

[formal umbra]

hwsword feels so good until I fight a crusher

[naive stirrup]

i refuse to reccomend stealth, book, grenade or Martyrdom builds to anyone

[placid fiber]

As one should, for builds outside of havoc(only said this part cuz u said book as well). >.>

[naive stirrup]

no book in havoc either

[placid fiber]

That's okay, there were 3 smykers you could watch get obliterated, which is the sweetest of justices known to mankind.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290821541277208638/1291174300002418688/attachment.gif

[placid fiber]

Hey, Frog, I have a question... if my laser beam applies hangover on attack and my attack pierces and I have peer pressure... does that mean when I am hitting up to 3 enemies they are all taking damage from both hangover and 2 instances of peer pressure?

If so I am starting to see how dionysus could be good for damage, with attacks that hit multiple enemies with hangover

[tranquil owl]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-nintendo-headphone-gif-10550175932765292721

When you manage to eat the noodles spicer than anything you've had before

Worth. Every. Bite.

https://tenor.com/view/dead-my-honest-reaction-damn-skull-skeleton-gif-15885937969029652188

[placid fiber]

on the flip side: when you don't eat any spicey food and the noodles that you eat are spicey to the person who downs ghost pepper sauce every day:

[wary finch]

Whats the spiciest shit yall have eaten?

[tranquil owl]

On the flip flip side, just because it has ghost pepper doesn't mean it has enough to make a difference, know your food laws per country/stare

If you do the ggs

Cause ghost pepper is guud

I think home dried bird chilies are spicier than your average american ghost pepper sauce tho

Now homemade sauce is another story

[placid fiber]

Well... 1 time me, my sister, my nephew, and a group of people I can't remember how I met were at a restraunt... and my nephew was reaching for some habanero sauce... which I stopped him, but, I was curious so I put some of that on a chip and ate it... before that jalapenos... that shit burned >.>'

[tranquil owl]

Or anything legitimately from overseas

[faint yoke]

Paqui One Chip Challenge. The burn wasn't so bad, but I had major stomach cramps an hour after I ate it. Didn't drink anything during the challenge.

[tranquil owl]

Honestly, these noodles

[placid fiber]

I have never been a huge fan of anything beyond a mild spicey level(well, mild for people who eat spicey food I guess)

[tranquil owl]

I've had tons of spicy shit

[wary finch]

Damn lmao

[tranquil owl]

But these noodles are borderline torture

[wary finch]

Yea, spicey food has a tendency to fuck my stomach up so I dont eat it as much anymore

[placid fiber]

I am not 100% sure, but, I think it was supposed to be extra hot habanero sauce

[wary finch]

I dont remember the last time I ate a ghost pepper

Kinda want to again

[faint yoke]

Another endurance thing I did was the buffalo wild wings blazing challenge. I remember gettin the sauce in my nostrils and eyes a bit. It was pain for 5 mins straight.

No milk until I ate all of the wings.

[placid fiber]

Some of the spicey foods have some great flavors, but, I know my limits. x.x

[tranquil owl]

[wary finch]

Insane tbh

[placid fiber]

sigh idk what it is, but, 90%-95% of my satyr tunnels always gives this on the 2nd door...

It was a boss room, as well

[wary finch]

Saw what u deleted

[placid fiber]

Did they call me a weak ass mofo? Cuz I know I am kinda a bitch when it comes to anything past a jalapeno. I also know that I don't want to eat something so spicey that it burns a hole in my stomach >_>'

[wary finch]

"Buffalo weak wings"

[tranquil owl]

American Wing Joints sum up the limit of spicy food culture for the states all in one. The spiciest shit they'll offer is a common stopping point across the board

[faint yoke]

I had to finish it within the time limit. I was with my teammates at that moment. I wasn't going to wimp out in front of a dozen people.

[tranquil owl]

You gotta look for those joints that are 100% out of country

[wary finch]

Yea most wing joints kinda undersell how spicey their wings are

[tranquil owl]

Authentic Korean joints

[wary finch]

Understandable, cant look like a bitch in front of the gang

I say I want a ghost pepper yet I'd fuck myself over because my tendency to eat hot and spicey shit when I was younger ruined my stomach, and just leads to a lot of heartburn lmfao

[tranquil owl]

I consider the fact that the "one chip challenge" isnt event spicy to some food cultures

[placid fiber]

Oh, hey, I got the tiny vermin boss again! I haven't seen this guy in ages! I love this boss fight

[tranquil owl]

Saw a woman on a news clip eat one of them mfs and never twitch whatsoever, didn't bother her at all

The news anchor had to run outside to puke

On the other hand

[faint yoke]

Iron man stomachs fr. I almost passed tf out cause of the stomach cramps. Shit was intense.

[wary finch]

Ye, mad respect for those that can unflichingly down a whole plate of wings with the hottest sauces out there

[tranquil owl]

If the back of your neck isn't a waterpark you ain't done

The euphoria will reward you

[placid fiber]

The tiny vermin fight is one of the ones I don't mind when it drags on a bit. idk why, but, I find that fight fun and I love it

I loved it in hades 2 as well <.<

[tranquil owl]

I realized today that im a zealot through and through

Made an oggy, didn't care, thought about making another class, didn't care

[placid fiber]

As one should be, and now with all the ogryn changes we can actually play them like a zealot instead of try to play them like a zealot.

[tranquil owl]

Zealot just calls to me

Its like trying to resist the call of Papa Nurgle

Why even would you?

[placid fiber]

You mean at the early levels? When you don't have anything going for you? Where most classes aren't all that fun, generally? <.<

[tranquil owl]

No I've seen all the classes at endgame and im not unfamiliar with early levels in games like this, no unrealistically expectations

[nimble fiber]

[tranquil owl]

I was just immediately pulled back to zelot

My soul craves it

[wary finch]

I find myself going psyker a lot less than I use to

Its either ogryn or zealot

[placid fiber]

Yes but have you seen it through your own eyes, with your own experimental builds?

[wary finch]

Veteran for when I wanna simulate makarov with exec stance and an IAG

https://tenor.com/view/no-russian-call-of-duty-gif-21881502

[tranquil owl]

Just for you I'll go back to oggy

[placid fiber]

It takes probably until level 20-25(maybe 15 if you path straight to good stuff) before you can have a halfway decent-ish build >.>

Also the weapon you use and the build you use with it can drastically change how the ogryn playstyle feels

[placid fiber]

If you use a club with batter and light spam or the mk4 cleaver you're attacking pretty darn fast, when you have a fleshed out build

[golden pier]

A well balanced party, though the Pskyer is Emperor only knows where...

[placid fiber]

And while the ogryn's charge(idk if the base charge has those buffs) isn't quite as fast, it gives movement speed and attack speed bonuses which are nice :3

[flat coyote]

Hello there. I was looking for some blessings and perks recommendations for my shredder pistol and evicerator. Thanks!

[placid fiber]

Btw if you don't believe me use the zealot's starting combat axe as a rashad and see how it feels(and don't use the 10% attack speed talent, for the real low level feel)

It is terrible if you don't change that starting combat axe to the antax mark

[plush estuary]

which evis mark?

[flat coyote]

I don't know enough to have a preference

[plush estuary]

try mk3

[misty nova]

[plush estuary]

its a little more complex

[misty nova]

Tons more shite as well

But hey

Have fun

[plush estuary]

the build it goes with is easier to play

with all the DR

[misty nova]

If it's the 3 then it's Savage Sweep and Rampage

Iirc

[misty ravine]

Shred + Perfect Strike

[plush estuary]

@flat coyote

[misty nova]

That's the alternative yeah

[plush estuary]

inspiring on the shredder makes it an instant full toughness if you shoot 20 bullets

even if you hit nothing

it gives you toughness

its also 2 bullets to stagger a rager

easy to line up a throwing knife

[flat coyote]

Thanks for the assistance

[desert spear]

making that shredder tmrw

I don’t think I’ve used it since I first played darktide

[misty ravine]

It was hilariously meta for a while in like early 2023, because Pinning Fire was so broken

[fleet zealot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/8mpwKQzUI5g?si=2PKX6V45Uapw9AmX

[placid fiber]

I started this zeus aspect shield as a zeus on special kind of build... at elysium it changed from a special build to an attack build that sometimes throws the zeus shield when it isn't wailing on the enemies. I am loving this build. (hades 1, btw) >:3

I started the last floor with 1500 gold. I had 435 max hp by the time I got to Hades <.<

[visual stream]

FLINT N STEEL

[ornate bone]

That thing they did for the terminally ill kid might have saved minecraft , he said It was really good too 🤔

[visual stream]

I didn't know they got a statement from him before he passed

I hope it was good mostly for his sake honestly

[ornate bone]

Yeah he said he really enjoyed it, He also got to meet the actors , I didn't realise he had passed

[opaque island]

so like, whats the deal with notch? I thought he was cool, but ive heard things

[mighty root]

Just woke up from a nap so it’s time to darktide

[opaque island]

skyrim vampire pov

[visual stream]

Me personally I would eat his heart and chain this process across dozens of people and creatures

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/its-bleak-bleak-its-peak-peak-homelander-gif-466413946589568151

[placid dust]

Since u are big pro can u share ur best zealot build?

[plush estuary]

I can build whatever weapon, zealot really only has 1 build

[frozen kernel]

Drain life 15pts on Touch type shit

https://tenor.com/view/dagoth-ur-ricardo-morrowind-meme-gachi-gif-12122543606342471516

[twin wagon]

Zealot actually has 2 builds

https://tenor.com/view/tinman-thinking-tinman-gif-5044199503324770739

Either right or left keystone depending on weapon

[hard nexus]

yellow is build dependent

purple is main path

if you want a really strong but fun zealot build

i’d go relic blade

it’s OP, can kill everything

mediocre mobility but that’s whatever

run it with either blazing piety for invocation of death for more chastise, or with inexorable judgment for attack speed, damage, and dodge buffs (unlisted buff of IJ)

[median steeple]

I hope da update blows up thorwing knives.....

[twin wagon]

Martyrdom

[median steeple]

I mean yeah

all of zealots keystones are useful

[opaque island]

martyrdom my beloved

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277023186902585420/1336598776345002034/caption-1-1.gif?ex=67ed8f5d&is=67ec3ddd&hm=0efcc9088a36e7cb5eb222a278eb0ff95047aaf80796dc6b8213298ef11fa0ef&

[placid dust]

Zealot needs update so its worth taking grenades aswell not just 1 path with knifes

I use this build

With knife

Any way to make it better?

On knife riposte fleshtear, unyielding carpace.

With recon lasgun

Flak unyielding

[placid dust]

With IJ u lose alot of crit right? So not posible to spam fury so often for dmg.

Survaivability

[hard nexus]

yeah, that’s what i meant by BP for invocation of death

blazing piety isnt really taken for most builds for the crit damage, but rather because it enables IoD

which is extremely strong

but if you don’t want BP, IJ is a fine build too

[hard nexus]

not using loner and stealth

[placid dust]

Can u link a better version then?

[plush estuary]

Zealots only use 1 build

[placid dust]

I like to play stealth aswell not only this 1 build 😞

Fury

[plush estuary]

Fury is just better stealth

It gives the crit, but then more attack speed

Firing speed

Toughness regened

Distance

Damage invisibility frames

You can use fury to take 0 damage against bursters

[hard nexus]

LOL

[hard nexus]

really the only time the damage from stealth vs chastise is useful is bosses

otherwise it goes to waste in majority of other situations

[plush estuary]

Even then

Stealth isnt worth it

[hard nexus]

that combined with the attack speed alone makes chastise better in 99% of situations

yah that’s what i meant

i was agreeing with u

just adding more clarification

[plush estuary]

Ye, was fixing my mistype

[placid dust]

I know fury is better but its just boring to play the same build all the time

[hard nexus]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4FCwfgyqRYe0aa3IqZmRYe?si=sjI8diStQx27AtY1sOT4TQ

[hard nexus]

stealth unfortunately kinda has bad pathing

so not taking tknives kind of nukes ur build

[plush estuary]

Funny enough, zealot has the most weapon variety

[hard nexus]

true !

use tac axe

or mk3 evis

trust

[plush estuary]

Every melee weapon and most ranged are extremely good on zealot

[jagged cradle]

Why is it kinda good

[hard nexus]

kid named shock maul

[hard nexus]

because azali is awesome

[plush estuary]

I go between taxes, hsword, and evis

[hard nexus]

that song is the type of shit i’ve been on

[plush estuary]

All marks

[jagged cradle]

They are actually I have a few in my playlist when I want to relax

[placid dust]

Ainz what is ur most used weapon on zealot

[hard nexus]

taxe probably

[plush estuary]

Taxe

[hard nexus]

as usual i’m right

[plush estuary]

Around I'd say 300 hours

[placid dust]

Is that axe with super speed u need autocliker to play with?

[plush estuary]

Ye

[hard nexus]

i wonder how many hours on evis i have

it’s gotta be more than 300

[placid dust]

Thats too much clicking for me

[hard nexus]

which mk do u think is best on taxe

i need to run it again

[placid dust]

I dont see that weapon in randoms at all

[hard nexus]

mk3 evis? yeah

it’s terrible lmfao

[acoustic dune]

ok hear me out

what if

[plush estuary]

7, but 2 is not much different

Preference

[hard nexus]

i love it but mk3 evis is dogshit

[hard nexus]

alright

noted !

[jagged cradle]

384

[hard nexus]

i think i’ve used mk2 most

[acoustic dune]

we get a 2 handed shovel and or axe

[hard nexus]

kid named poweraxe

[jagged cradle]

If only

Like that’ll ever happen

[jagged cradle]

I don’t know

[acoustic dune]

what if we stole it from the techpriest

[hard nexus]

he is not the knower

[hard nexus]

what if we stole it from in the game files

[jagged cradle]

Would you like to make me a knower

[hard nexus]

ouuugghhj i’m so eepy

i can feel the demons clawing their way into me

ripping me into the void

i shan’t last much longer…

[acoustic dune]

lad bouta blow

[hard nexus]

there were power axe files leaked or data mined

i don’t remeber

but it’s either going to vet or zealot

i hope both

[acoustic dune]

vet need a lmg

[jagged cradle]

Both would be the best

[acoustic dune]

WHY DOES THE OGRYN GET ALL THE FUN GUN

[jagged cradle]

Hopefully

[acoustic dune]

ITS NOT FAIR

[hard nexus]

true !

ok i need to lock in and try to sleep

farewell !

[plush estuary]

Gn

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-kitty-sleep-sleepy-gif-983579173572105994

[jagged cradle]

Oh yeah meow I’m happy to say I’m 2.0 Italy gamer in warthunder now

[acoustic dune]

i am sorry for your loss

[hard nexus]

get ur ass on ground battles right this meowment

it’s so much better

[stable cypress]

B/c launchgryn had gg, bumbler, 80 ammo rippers, bad kickback and fucking krourk

[acoustic dune]

I WILL NOT REDOWLOAD WAR THUNDER

[jagged cradle]

That is on ground battles!!

[acoustic dune]

I WILL NO DOWNLOAD WARTHUNDER

[hard nexus]

oh good

[acoustic dune]

I SHANT DOWLOAD WARTHUNDER

[jagged cradle]

I’m USA for planes

[hard nexus]

i’m dogshit at planes

so

i have zero input

[acoustic dune]

german aircraft

fun aircraft

[hard nexus]

but i got a nuke !

[jagged cradle]

I’ve been getting humbled hard but it’s a good learning experience

[hard nexus]

against dogshit german players !

i love fighting germany

[median steeple]

i have to re mod my slop tide noooooooooooooooooo

[hard nexus]

they’re so dogshit

[jagged cradle]

No a10 bad country

[acoustic dune]

i will hammer head your ass

[ornate bone]

Well, first game back in havoc 40.. daemonhost circle across the zone, across a bridge, and behind cover while the twins spawn, and an ogryn horde mixed with gunners spawns on said bridge
10/10 I love this game again

[hard nexus]

oh i have to too i think

sad

[hard nexus]

german players fucking suck

[jagged cradle]

Italy for tanks just has the faster tanks from what I see that’s the only reason I’m playing it

[hard nexus]

all of them

like

look at this

hold on

[plush estuary]

And now she will stay up

No more eep

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/war-thunder/clips/jY93SgbAKb6J2t3Gn

what are they doing!!

[plush estuary]

I take back my gn

[hard nexus]

idk why i’m not tired rn

like

i should sleep

it’s 3am

yet

i lay here

[plush estuary]

What warthunder does

[hard nexus]

true

i yearn for the torture that is 8.3

[plush estuary]

Standing there, I realized

[jagged cradle]

My bad for triggering the autism rant go to sleep now

[acoustic dune]

tank player moment

sorry i am a aircraft supiority guy

[hard nexus]

dweeb

german players suck

[acoustic dune]

i dont play snipe fest

360 no scope

[hard nexus]

they just get carried by their OP vehicles

which causes braindead players to play germany

which makes them lose

so they stay at their BR

[acoustic dune]

wehraboo being bad?
no...

[hard nexus]

whilst US gets shit like the 76 jumbo being at 6.3

for some reason

[acoustic dune]

blame poop thunder

btw

is sea battle still shit?

[hard nexus]

probably

i haven’t touched it

[jagged cradle]

I can’t wait for the torture of high tier

[acoustic dune]

hows the new event?

[jagged cradle]

Then I can uninstall

[hard nexus]

woe 400 missiles upon ye

[hard nexus]

fun but super germany sided

[acoustic dune]

me about to get missiled in high jet

[hard nexus]

triple entente has worse tanks by far

and worse map spawns

[jagged cradle]

Yippee yahoo

[acoustic dune]

gaijin at with it again

[hard nexus]

me getting shot down by radar guided AA in my WW2 plane

[acoustic dune]

i love dogfighting against a yak in my bf109

[hard nexus]

my US air is at 5.3 rn

[acoustic dune]

i just barely touch early jet

[jagged cradle]

Unlike some people im going to sleep I got classes in the morning

[hard nexus]

my highest plane is the F82

[acoustic dune]

but i have 1 early jet

i got from squadron point

[hard nexus]

looozzseerrr

i’m gonna try to eep now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1167525723687362700/1349587322944884810/hehedancingfalke.gif

[jagged cradle]

They’re important!!

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/wt-war-thunder-tiger-tiger-tank-mini-tiger-gif-15426798299905198533

[hard nexus]

farewell chat

i must eep

[acoustic dune]

btw what was last april fool

[jagged cradle]

Finally

[acoustic dune]

quickly talk shit about chain sword

[jagged cradle]

Can’t

I like the mk3 and the 15

Both fun

[acoustic dune]

quick

talk well about the chain axe

[jagged cradle]

I already do

[acoustic dune]

quick

play loner shroudfield martydom

with a crit bleed dump damage knife

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bite-cute-espresso-gif-14588716366056110804

[twin wagon]

nerf ds

[ornate bone]

Might need this to beat the last havoc mission

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/ds-stylus-crying-cry-sad-gif-26476366

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stupid-slobber-the-bluetooth-device-is-ready-to-pair-gif-17323072743601828847

[frosty herald]

Me irl

[hearty nebula]

True

[median steeple]

Why did god create wolves and bears to look so cuddly but make them dangerous

Cruel joke

https://tenor.com/view/kaden-bear-walk-gif-15031442544519350917

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/emo-gif-1771696518054862294

[median steeple]

Having to redo all my settings in every game is making me lose my mind

[ornate bone]

They just require higher animal handling to pet, too bad it's a dump stat for many.

[mighty root]

God i can’t play havoc with team finder

Havoc is so poopy

Instant dh if you’re team isn’t attacking the psykers

[acoustic dune]

party finder would be great for none havoc match tbh

and a quickplay for havoc would be great

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-vro-cat-cat-tole-tole-tole-tole-cat-gif-3583064468191565130

[acoustic dune]

ey stone

hows it meowing

[mighty root]

Pretty good i napped when I finally got home so I’m pulling an all nighter

[acoustic dune]

why so?

[mighty root]

Cuz i napped friggin good

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165799772700033085/1244165742094581812/watermelon2.gif

And I slopped out

Ate too much slop

[acoustic dune]

just do it in the morning?

stoopid

[bitter anvil]

Havok:

[mighty root]

I have work at 10

[twin wagon]

O rather take that than more healing

Healing captains

[frosty herald]

Have you tried killing reapers

[mighty root]

That’s not bad

Reaper spam isn’t terrible with a flamer or purg

[bitter anvil]

I got from this image https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/VSxpjWIX2m

[mighty root]

Explains a lot Reddit seem to struggle with simple things like tying shoes

[frosty herald]

They have 6k hp in havoc 40

Not that much

[mighty root]

I run around da reaper and he die

[bitter anvil]

[mighty root]

Reddit fun and games

[frosty herald]

Dude is fighting ghosts

[twin wagon]

Don't think anyone liked the rank

Man is just a profesional online victim

[mighty root]

I do agree with removing the derank

I think havoc should be less accessible

You should clear a certain amount of auric males not one

[bitter anvil]

I think most concern is toxicity

[mighty root]

Yeah party finder is full of silly billies

[twin wagon]

And ragequitting

[mighty root]

Soyker that did nothing and went down shoutout to you

[bitter anvil]

Like “kwtd carry must level 2000 with true level mods or kick”

[twin wagon]

Ragequitting havocs should have a penalty outside of having me write you in the book of grudges

[mighty root]

Whatever that’s stupid

[twin wagon]

Even with those stats people didn't allow my friend Focus to enter because he was running smaul plasma

[mighty root]

If they have that then they don’t need to play havoc

[twin wagon]

Quickplay elitists really don't accept smauls

[mighty root]

Ds or gtfo

[bitter anvil]

Basically you need be good or super good at the game, that “kwtd” just referencing destiny 2 lfg raid teams using “know what to do” just get shit done.

Which I hate it

They would ask specific like “have 50 clear raid” meaning done raid 50 times

[twin wagon]

true lvl 2000 vet, true survivor, Havoc insignia and armor, heretics killed frame

Rejected for 1 hour

for 32

[clever swan]

gotta have a better name

[bitter anvil]

Yes that’s what is like

[twin wagon]

Had to wait for our premade to start getting back to 40

[bitter anvil]

I felt havoc is almost like destiny 2 raid content

But without mechanics

Just lot bullshit spawn

[twin wagon]

Technically hex dh is a mechanic

[mighty root]

Yeah I cannot do back to back havocs I spend all of my concentration by the 7th

[twin wagon]

Yeah more than 1 hour/2 of havocs and you need a few days break

[mighty root]

I don’t find the spawns to be an issue with a good team the issue I have is actual functioning people

Not amoebas

Amoeba smyker

Single called organisms

[acoustic dune]

havoc

who tought of this?

[bitter anvil]

Problem of kicking and culling bad player or diverse player all welcoming and bringing bad omen in the game.

[mighty root]

God hex dh fills so fast

[bitter anvil]

Such dilemma

[mighty root]

I’m all for teaching people but you can’t “learn” at high havocs

Go play friggin aurics

[bitter anvil]

I got standard stress limitation

I got used to carrying non-functional teammates

[mighty root]

“Hey dude I’m bringing smite bubble-“

Max prestige glizzy

[twin wagon]

[bitter anvil]

I don’t have much brain thinking go save team or save ourselves,!habit of save your buddy.

[mighty root]

Those who smite get hotdogged and I eat them

[bitter anvil]

That I get too much handling constant fast pace gameplay

I can’t keep up killing when someone downed after moments

[mighty root]

I am too but carrying in something where a single pox walker can destroy everything you hold dear is silly

[acoustic dune]

tbh sometime you cant rez someone

[mighty root]

Yeah

[acoustic dune]

bc of the situation

you can start a ally down domino

[bitter anvil]

Yeah I have save your buddy habits

[mighty root]

I typically don’t res until I’m safe

I do too

[acoustic dune]

sometime

you just gotta teabag them

a keep fighitng

[mighty root]

But also I gotta keep the game going

[bitter anvil]

I just wondering why some player far away from us and died there

Sometime we get seperated

Flamer and bomber

Horde there shredding my teammate into pieces

Like damn I can’t protect entire team

I tried boss

[mighty root]

With relic cleave I don’t have any issues with hoards

[bitter anvil]

If someone alone away I go to that person for accompanying

[mighty root]

Tbh I feel like I struggle with single target in havoc

[bitter anvil]

That’s what I do all time

[mighty root]

There’s no one build fits all situations for me in havoc

[bitter anvil]

I tell you what I only done havoc 1 with my bestie for taste the sample

[mighty root]

I wish vet had a flamer

[bitter anvil]

And we stop playing afterwards

[mighty root]

Havoc one is malice bruh at least do 21 or up

[bitter anvil]

Yeah he like stop playing

My other friend is new to the game

My bestie is moody

Mood swinging play or not play

Now he’s either read manga or play ghost of tsushima

[acoustic dune]

weeb

make him play warthunder next

[bitter anvil]

He’s moody for game or not

He need meds

Meds keep him active to play

But nah he doesn’t want it

He just moody

[acoustic dune]

idk how meds work

but me think he could enjoy stardew valley

or minecrap

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-maker-crab-mr-krabs-money-god-i-love-trampolining-gif-23566701

[acoustic dune]

ey philly boy

hows the wife

[placid fiber]

Hm... I can't decide if I want to listen to some music and sing along with it or play some darktide... I had to get a couple boons that required the infernal soul mirror thing in hades 1 that were annoying since I don't like that version of it. I prefer the cast that automatically regenerates... I got those 2 boons and am now taking a break from Hades 1 <.<

hi knify

[twin wagon]

You could play age of wonders 4

[acoustic dune]

you can always play mongolian throat singing

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/game-age-of-wonders-4x-gif-2815617458958060851

[acoustic dune]

or minecrap

fine

stardewvalley

or as i call it

starpoovalley

[placid fiber]

Well it's too early in the morning for that crap, and I also prefer to sing well... I prefer to do a good job singing a song, even tho no one else but my wife is probably gonna ever hear me <.<

[acoustic dune]

you could always

listen to the beatles

[placid fiber]

I have a musician who's music I primarily listen to, that's Aviators. Which I know is probably not even known by 99.99% of people, but, his music vibes very well with me

[acoustic dune]

i am sure more then 0.01% play dnd

[twin wagon]

Depends on edition

[acoustic dune]

i dont even play play dnd and ik the group

@placid fiber https://open.spotify.com/track/2Uy7LkXdd5cfeVss0VO56q?si=adf1c769be7f44ff

[placid fiber]

That's the one

[acoustic dune]

my fav is this one

granted

[placid fiber]

I'm listening to bleeding sun, right now <.<

[acoustic dune]

i dont listen to there other music

[placid fiber]

I really liked his style of music when I first started listening to him and he had a lot of songs that spoke to me. :3

[acoustic dune]

good on ya lad

[placid fiber]

I'm honestly surprised there was 1 other person who know about him in the darktide discord >.>

[acoustic dune]

prob just a phase

then again

i listen to alot of stuff

mostly rock

i like rock

[placid fiber]

This phase of listening to his music has went on for the last uh... since like 2014 or w/e <.<

[acoustic dune]

i think i found the aviator on soundcloud

i dont even remember

[placid fiber]

I found him on youtube, and I don't remember how. Iirc his music almost instantly clicked

[twin wagon]

Talking about youtube, why do we get so many barely sfw mobile adds

[acoustic dune]

its youtube

[twin wagon]

That just recolor blood green to keep it with youtube guidelines

[placid fiber]

Mirrors was one of the first songs of his I listened to.

[acoustic dune]

its less violence

like how they make blood in china

white

which make it worse in a way

full of milk

[twin wagon]

Someone think of the cows

[acoustic dune]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1oTHteQbmJw15rPxPVXUTv?si=7447d36d9db44eac

peak just played

[placid fiber]

what? I was busy being confused at what just started x.x

[twin wagon]

Nothing just how odd things are in youtube atm and how censorship is

[acoustic dune]

i also listen to some voltaire aswell

[placid fiber]

sigh my voice is still a little off from covid x.x

[acoustic dune]

then why dont you

cough-vid up?

https://tenor.com/view/hades-what-confused-hercules-gif-11722613

[placid fiber]

I guess darktide is the answer :/

[acoustic dune]

oh come on that was funny

[placid fiber]

Meh, I wasn't feeling it when it was delivered

I blame Cole for that

[fresh nacelle]

any particularly OP build combos in mortis?

for zealot

[placid fiber]

Not 100% sure with how random some of the stuff seems

[acoustic dune]

crit build with the bolter

if you are lucky

[placid fiber]

oh the shock specialty makes you a smyker >.>

[acoustic dune]

if only smiker shock does that in general

[acoustic dune]

you should play brainburst

[placid fiber]

I'm an ogryn smyker lol

This is sad I am killing crushers way faster than the 2 pickaxe ogrysn

and I am still learning how to use the mk4 cleaver

[placid fiber]

I am an ogryn lol

[acoustic dune]

grenade ogryn is hella fun

lord of explosion

[placid fiber]

I have rock

[acoustic dune]

dew it

play funny nade crate

[placid fiber]

I am mid match rn

Huh got the daemonhost aggoed on me... my 20% rock kills failed, so I just knifed the mf till it died >.>

suck knife bitch daemonhost lol

[acoustic dune]

NO SWEAR WORD

[placid fiber]

1 last archtype for the penance. Shocking enemies around me while I was able to cleaver them was actually pretty useful, all things considered. It still feels like a sin to have been equivilant to a smyker(due to all the zapping)... At least I was able to not just sit there while it happened, and was able to hack them to pieces

[acoustic dune]

dats the colossus one

it stink

[placid fiber]

I did the collosus one

well... the one that was labeled "collosus"

[acoustic dune]

then i dont remenber which one i got it from for that penance

[placid fiber]

Wow this feels really weird, and kinda nice as well

[acoustic dune]

the pickaxe got a new move set?

[placid fiber]

No, I was moving at normal speed while heavy attacking. That is just the karsolas pickaxe

[distant yoke]

If this node didn't have a point tax I might have taken it

[placid fiber]

Well it's a good thing I was inbetween matches, I suddenly lost power for like 5 seconds >.>

[summer pilot]

What's the dump stat on the eviscerator?

Cleave?

[clever swan]

"mobility or cleave targets on mk15" is what i found in the discord search history

multiple people saying mobility but maybe cleave on the 15 in this guy's opinion

[summer pilot]

I've heard that chain weapons are capped at 4 targets anyway for cleaving

Unless that's babble or I'm making false connections

Would the perks be flak and maniacs?

[placid fiber]

know what I discovered while out with my wife yesterday? Dead cells can be played on your phone >.>

Just what Dead Cells, a game that relies on somewhat precise platforming, and timing needs... phone controls...

[clever swan]

yeah

[placid fiber]

What's next, darktide on your phone? <.<

[cinder trout]

Been ignoring the Chainsword since launch, man is it fun to use now

[placid fiber]

the mk13g is the op one <.<

see a horde? light spam it lol

[cinder trout]

Think I'm moving from Zarona Revolver to BPistol now too

[cinder trout]

Yeah that's the one

[acoustic dune]

remenber kids

when in doubt

dump mobility

[cinder trout]

I've basically been avoiding damage as a stat (60, everything else 80). Is that usually the go-to for most things aside from flamer?

[summer pilot]

Mobility that bad?

Thought getting an extra dodge might be handy. Even if it'll no doubt be a decayed one

But I've definitely been having fun with bloodthirsty rev crits

[north sedge]

Mobility just doesn't really give anything past 51%, just extremely minor barely perceptible sprint speed

[grizzled aspen]

Everything dumps mobility, defences, or collateral. Dump the latter before the former. Psyker weapons all dump warp resistance, except voidstrike, which dumps blast radius. There are specific cases like flamer, which dumps damage, or revolvers, which dump reload speed, though.

[cinder trout]

So outside of the dump stats should they just be balanced? Or is a particular stat less important, or just doesn't it really matter

[grizzled aspen]

There's like 2 weapons that don't have a specific dump and I can only recall 1, and thats plasma.

Optimal plasma is 69% thermal 71% charge rate.

[cinder trout]

Ahh okay, I was oversimplifying it then lol for whatever reason I though damage just didn't matter outside of cases where it's a dump

There a calculator/sheet with optimals?

[grizzled aspen]

Nope.

[grizzled aspen]

Just follow this for basically every weapon and you should be good.

[atomic fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[cinder trout]

Thank you!

[hushed knoll]

You should be in bedge

[misty nova]

You get all available dodges at 51% mobility Iirc

[acoustic dune]

stan is here

prepare for the storm

[clever swan]

the lightning during a stan storm couldnt even heat up a fly

[acoustic dune]

nor cook meat

[tame sluice]

implacable isn't a point tax

FUN FACT about that that I only learned recently from the "enhanced descriptions" mod

Implacable gives you damage reduction during the windup of any attack

Light attacks, uncharged heavies, the works

[distant yoke]

That's cool and all but I think of it as a tax in the sense that I don't really need that extra DR

There's so much DR now that you path through anyway for one reason or another

And the builds where I'm using weapons that could benefit from it, are already point starved

[tame sluice]

I don't. I skip that shit for more DAMAGE

[distant yoke]

You'd path through stuff like Delight in Destruction / Pumped Up / Strongman anyway

And almost certainly get NHF

[tame sluice]

I don't actually take delight in destruction on most of my ogryn builds

because I don't take batter either lmao

[misty nova]

At least +60% damage

Then at least+70% finesse

Idk this is just from the top of my head

[misty nova]

Yeah that's just a small amount

Wait why am I on zealot chat

[tame sluice]

I dunno man

[fleet zealot]

sounds like the weakest class

[misty nova]

Yeah you forgot the extra reload speed

Smh

[acoustic dune]

because

you are a freak priest

[fleet zealot]

In 2011, a new species of ferret badger was discovered in Vietnam, which is so elusive that there is no official ruling on its conservation status, and we have only ever seen two of them.

It's not april fools' so everything on the internet is true

[grizzled aspen]

Found one.

[remote wasp]

Where's your crusher

[fleet zealot]

wolp

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-baseball-bat-weapons-one-hundred-swords-batter-gif-25080339

[clever swan]

anyone know if more people in a capture point = faster? do we know how much faster each person makes it etc?

[carmine falcon]

it is faster yes

but dont know the %

i just keep pinging people until they come

[sterile stone]

That name is diabolical

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-xd-twice-momo-gif-24754494

[fleet zealot]

HAPPY NATIONAL FERRET DAY

CELEBRATION IS NOT OPTIONAL

[heady rapids]

why would from software randomly reveal bloodborne 2 on fuckin

switch 2 stream

[clever swan]

because money

that's why it's switch 2 exclusive apparently

[fleet zealot]

Duskbloods i believe3

[undone pewter]

Silksong is a real game again

And deltarune as well

How did they appease all 3 insane fanbases in 1 stream

[naive stirrup]

finally

[tranquil owl]

Yee its a stand-alone with a bloodborne isk theme

Deltarune finally getting the next chapters

Is what caught my eye

[signal spoke]

We are eatting very good nintendo fans

https://tenor.com/view/fated7-cat-eating-cat-eat-cat-eating-gif-2379961876110323510

[modern lintel]

i eat nintendo fans

[tranquil owl]

Yeah just dont try to communicate with the nintengods unless you want to be chewed up and spit out

[signal spoke]

And you now wont see both original bloodborne and Duskbloods for any other platforms and PC

[hushed knoll]

@acoustic dune tonight I will show you my glazed salmon

[tranquil owl]

I laughed the first couple times i read this

[hushed knoll]

Read what

[placid fiber]

Welp I took the ogryn's frag bomb to the 5th mortis trial I have done and I ended up get the 20s regen, 90% chance to double throw, and double dxamage and aoe buffs on it >.>

[stone fern]

my fps........

[opaque island]

good meowning

[ornate bone]

Fellow Zelots will you procede to make a jugment on Psyker #darktide-pics-vids message check the story below

[cinder trout]

Sorry to ping again, but as an example the BPistol would dump collateral right as it has both that and mobility

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[cinder trout]

[hard nexus]

ping him as much as u want he deserves it

[grizzled aspen]

Rude!

https://tenor.com/view/roaches-funne-games-megamind-meme-ironic-gif-24191984

[hard nexus]

if its got collat, dump it

the only weapon that doesnt is i think an ogryn stubber, as for some reason its collat stat also affects maniac damage

unless that was fixed

[violet hornet]

Well that's odd I didn't know that

[acoustic dune]

@solar gorge

[halcyon ibex]

the Emperor protec

[mighty root]

No they ain’t

[placid fiber]

I started up a new dead cells profile and I've already made it past the 1st boss on my 1st run lol

[violet hornet]

Wow this is really dumb lol

[mighty root]

They eating good tho!

[violet hornet]

Yum I love slop

[mighty root]

They got a fromsoft exclusive

[placid fiber]

but as all good things must come to an end I am gonna take the guaranteed cursed chest on fractured shrines and get 1 shot lol

[signal spoke]

Didnt also made the same for Switch 1?

Never owned one

[placid fiber]

Wait I cleared the cursed chest, that isn't allowed >.<'

[mighty root]

Yeah but in 2025 that’s just seems silly

[signal spoke]

Truly a modern gaming moment

[violet hornet]

It seems like the worst of both distribution models, where a cart game would be better since it would skip the download and a download would be better because you skip the cart

Unless there's some hidden advantage like allowing playing without the cart after install, it's strictly worse than either

To save what I imagine is like $10 in memory per cart

[misty ravine]

hidden advantage
Enforcing DRM while player is offline

[mighty root]

Also they’ll be 80 dollars

[misty ravine]

Media execs still traumatized by Napster after all these years

[mighty root]

An 80 dollar card

[misty ravine]

Bolting awake screaming in a cold sweat by the nightmares of all the money they might not make due to piracy

[visual stream]

Been wanting to get back into Dead Cells

The greatsword is too fun

The literal first weapon you acquire in the game and it's my favorite

Almost makes me wanna not unlock any melees

[tranquil owl]

Its actually kind genius in that manner if Nintendo is doing this to push people to just buy digital

Cause who tf wants to buy a card just so they can download a game, when its just an extra step from buying digital

You dont own the game either way at this point with Nintendo from the sounds of it

[acoustic dune]

is silk song out yet?

[tranquil owl]

Not soon enough

[acoustic dune]

how soon?

[tranquil owl]

Sometime this year

[sour schooner]

Hello people I have a question regarding a specific zealot build, mainly character creation, I remember back then that when using Chorus the zealot would have a couple of "laughing" quotes, does anyone know what to select in the character creation to get those?

[acoustic dune]

check on pooptube

i guess

[misty nova]

Alternatively they won't laugh anymore

Since FS changed voice lines during chorus at some point

[sour schooner]

That is what I feared, thank you.

[violet hornet]

This is true, gotta be so it's harder to pirate / emulate

[opaque island]

people without internet acess stay losing

[sullen forge]

I see what you mean but thankfully you just have to swindle a connection to actually download something permanently

admittedly 0 internet havers yet again

stay losing

[opaque island]

when are we gonna get internet as a necessary requirement to live so ith as to be provided to everyone?

its gonna happen, right ? :^)

[sullen forge]

If we can make money off it

we're gonna push as hard as possible to not make it mandatory for everyone

but make sure you need it still

[plucky gate]

I can't believe silksong is real

Radience must have infected my mind
someone hit me with the dreamnail

[clever swan]

where is half life 3

[plucky gate]

this is a dream

[violet hornet]

Right after a safe home, healthy food, clean water, healthcare, electricity, transportation, and access to education are acknowledged as requirements (they never will be)

[hearty nebula]

surely

[carmine falcon]

installed mod that lets u preview cosmetics and I NEED EVERYTHING IN HERE

[plucky gate]

believers finally won

[gaunt roost]

how long do i need to watch twitch for the drops

[copper hawk]

this seems super wasteful

[violet hornet]

But wait until the shareholders see how many pirates payed actual money for games because of this (none of them will)

[misty nova]

No more overdosing amounts of copium for HK fans

[plucky gate]

this is an end of an era

the silksong subreddit will never be the same again
An entire culture lost

[frosty herald]

believers are finally getting the anouncement of silksong being in dev hell

also

duskbloods is a battle royale

[mighty root]

I hate Nintendo

[hard nexus]

nintendo being wasteful? impossible

[hard nexus]

wait it was actually announced?

impossible

[mighty root]

I gotta viciously defend any ip i have

[mighty root]

Yeah

[hard nexus]

oh my god

impossible

[frosty herald]

there was a 7 second clip

[prisma magnet]

I fucking hate miyazaki so much

Been a souls pvper for so long, since original ds1

Now we get a whole ass game focused on it

On switch 🤡

[foggy coral]

Souls pvp was always kind of shite

[mighty root]

Yarp

[foggy coral]

It was very briefly good during two specific time windows - undead burg low sl cosplay invasions during PC release, and DS2 fight clubs on iron fortress lava bridge

It's been all downhill since

[prisma magnet]

Ds2 was the best era for it

[mighty root]

Sorry fromsoft fan I’m too busy looking at feet and making exclusives

[prisma magnet]

No question about that

But ds3 invasions were a blast

You had whole teamfights on pontif there which were very cool

ER was awful

[foggy coral]

ER was unironically the souls-formula game that made me go "You know what, I think I'm good, I don't really need more of these games"

[prisma magnet]

When Miyazaki said they were thinking about a dark souls "tarkov" i got my hopes up

But of course

Monkey's paw

I'm not buying a switch for this

[prisma magnet]

I hated ER

It was so bad

Slop content tbh

So goddamn mid

[foggy coral]

I can appreciate ER for its size and scope, and the visual design is top notch, even if it had that trademark unfinished and sloppy last third or so. So I can't really call it a bad game. But especially the DLC was such a disappointment on the exploration front. And the game got too transparent about wanting to be hard at the expense of feeling like a living world. Every time I saw a cartoonishly delayed attack, or yet another shitty bait item placed next to an infinite drop, or yet another doorway showing an item, or chest, or enemy with its back turned, only for there to be another dude tucked away in the dead angle, scripted to grab or combo the second I walk through, I died a little inside at the shattering of my immersion

Just Fromsoft huffing their own farts about how hard and punishing their games are a bit too much

[prisma magnet]

For me the size and scope were some of the things that killed it the most

The best way I can describe it is like

Every time I play a souls game I always felt excited to replay, try smth new, or even to be more efficient in clearing

To do more stuff in pvp, coop, bosses, etc

It was exiting to replay

On er

[foggy coral]

I finished ER twice, once on my own, once with a pal on seamless, but boy have I no desire to do it again

[prisma magnet]

Halfway through i couldn't wait for it to be fucking over

[foggy coral]

Most other souls games I can pick a build and rush it to a decent point in a couple hours, in ER it's a whole ordeal

[prisma magnet]

And after I did it once i just used cheat engine to get my pvp items, cuz I had builds I wanted to try, but I'd rather kms than play it again

[foggy coral]

I thought the game was great, right up to the moment I finished Leyndell and got to the unfinished bits

[prisma magnet]

I was getting tired of it even before that tbh

It had like

Good spikes

But every open world segment sucked

With pretty much no exception

[foggy coral]

Well, there's no really good open world game, so that was a given

[prisma magnet]

Idk man

It depends

[foggy coral]

In that sense I almost appreciated ER for allowing me to beeline the points of interest to get everything worth seeing, rather than making me uncover a billion question marks on a map

[prisma magnet]

But souls was not made to be open world

[foggy coral]

It's a wee bit awkward for sure

Combat system works great 1v1, but then the game at least gave you hundreds of ways to wipe ganks, so

[prisma magnet]

Every open world encounter was also kinda pointless cuz you can just skip everything with your horse

[foggy coral]

As well you should, because the soul rewards are kinda shitty, and the good items are mostly at obvious points of interest anyway

[prisma magnet]

Yeah but like i said above

Big part of my enjoyment in replaying was learning how to go through the levels more efficiently and stuff

And this time around i get hours of boring horse riding instead

[compact pelican]

dumb question, is veteran's Hammer of the Emperor guide for weapons and gun good for zealot that they share

[plush estuary]

mostly

there are some differences

if you are unsure just ask here

[compact pelican]

like what

[plush estuary]

Bolt pistol doesnt take lethal prox on zealot

and a few other misc things I dont remember rn

[compact pelican]

whats a good low stat for hammer
is it cc?

[plush estuary]

def

for melee weapons the most common dump stat in order from highest to lowest is def then mob

and I think for zealot there is like only 2 weapons that dont do that

ranged weapons dump collateral then mob

all of these dump def or mob

Dueling sword you can dump cleave targets

and there is something like that for evis

mob for all these

bolt pistol and recon dump collat

laz pistol stability if you dont use ads

Flamer dumps damage

hmmmm

I should make a zealot weapon guide rn

[rose plume]

that would be neat if you did

[plush estuary]

@naive stirrup whats your progress?

[compact pelican]

thx ainz

[acoustic dune]

ok hear me out

[plush estuary]

want me to make weapon stat guide real quick?

vodka

[acoustic dune]

a knife
as a range weapon

[plush estuary]

Tknife

[acoustic dune]

bigger tknife

[plucky gate]

zealot guide? ban incoming

[acoustic dune]

that or a javelin

[naive stirrup]

need to finish talent and weapon deep dives (essentially "what this, how to build, should it be used)

[plush estuary]

All good if I do weapon stat dumps real quick?

[naive stirrup]

that would be helpful

[acoustic dune]

thanks for the sacrafice

[naive stirrup]

i can actually just add you to the thing on steam

[acoustic dune]

we will remenber you

[acoustic dune]

could you add a loner shroudfield martydom section?

like can you gaslight player?

[compact pelican]

whats a good blessing and perks for thunder hammer

[hushed knoll]

Hello screaming mushroom

[plush estuary]

testing some perk combo, but headtaker thrust

[naive stirrup]

it will be there
it will have one sentence
"do not use these"

[plucky gate]

hi stan

[plush estuary]

Maniac Carapace

[compact pelican]

[acoustic dune]

no come on

[gleaming furnace]

no unyielding ?? heresy !

[acoustic dune]

i'll write it myself

if need be

i need a full lengh page

[naive stirrup]

[acoustic dune]

it will be funny

[compact pelican]

whats the dif between mark of thunder hammer
and what one do you like the most?

[naive stirrup]

this is going to be 2 days of making sure i didn't fuck anything up

[gleaming furnace]

use the asymmetric looking one. better moveset

[violet hornet]

"if you use shroudfield no one can see you doing unspeakable things in the elevator corner with a stim"

[gleaming furnace]

all this talk is making me thunderhammer

[violet hornet]

Crucis does more damage but the activated attack doesn't cleave chaff as effectively as the ironhelm

And the moveset makes a little more sense imo but that's highly subjective

Nice react az that is amazing

[nimble fiber]

no u

[acoustic dune]

shroudfield is no cap
the GYATTEST skill in the tree
it must take be take at all cost
so that you can speedrun and and have a wank sessh in the loading section

[nimble fiber]

[violet hornet]

Checked out Schedule 1 at all?

[nimble fiber]

bro I wish

but u know

[violet hornet]

Them monsters don't hunter themselves huh

[nimble fiber]

that and well

[acoustic dune]

''remenber to always jork it to da emeperor''

[nimble fiber]

If I could play it I would

[violet hornet]

What ya mean? Not available in your region ?

[nimble fiber]

console pleb

[violet hornet]

Aww shieeet

[nimble fiber]

could buy a pc but gotta spend moneh 4 something else

[acoustic dune]

well you could get it for free

with a challenge

you could 1
go to the trash

2

steal it

[nimble fiber]

the challenge being

I have 2 fight a bear

[acoustic dune]

bear handed

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-garbage-dumpster-gif-22255810

[acoustic dune]

or 3rd option

make it

find a fine ladyputer

[nimble fiber]

I have 0 clue about pc building

[acoustic dune]

then com-puter

[stone fern]

damn..... better give up then..........

or u can learn

[nimble fiber]

I could true

[stone fern]

i guarantee you at any given point you have at least 5 people on line on every chat that range from casual hobbyist to data center engineer

[nimble fiber]

can I trust these 5 people tho

they could be
bears

[violet hornet]

Just put it together it's dat shrimple

[stone fern]

bears are good people

maybe u should be nice!!!

[wary finch]

I hope the bears are really angry for no reason just so they maul u for the vine

[acoustic dune]

this may be true

after all

[nimble fiber]

nah im homies with them actually, Im gonna let them maul u tho

[acoustic dune]

a women could choose a bear over a human male

[nimble fiber]

for the vine of course

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/baldurs-gate-3-squirrel-wtf-omg-horror-gif-7126844352124115827

[wary finch]

2 weeks later
Dead body with bear claw marks

And chunks eaten off

[stone fern]

🚬 they ever ask what kind of bear

[copper hawk]

no..

GRAH i need to restart my bg3 campaign

[stone fern]

panda? id pick it over anyone tbh

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ray-apple-raybear-cocaine-bear-raybert-gif-3556464989395531917

this 1

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/baldur's-gate-3-dark-urge-the-dark-urge-aradin-punch-gif-13713664382575425578