I have a slug thrower. Checkmate, space wizard.
#zealot-class
grizzled aspen
clever swan
they'd find a way
tranquil owl
Bounty Hunters have killed Jedi before
grizzled aspen
Mandalorians developed tools specifically for neutralizing force users.
plucky gate
The impractical stuff in both the old trilogies are like, doing backflips and spins.
The stuff in the rey trilogy is like, the slowest fucking swings when there's people surrounding you.
It's somehow less believable and less cool
tranquil owl
There's also stuff like the black blade that mando's worship
grizzled aspen
The darksaber, yes.
tranquil owl
Yeah that thing lol
sterile stone
Mandalorians developed tools specifically for neutralizing force users.
Then there's the dark saber....
tranquil owl
I hate its name so much
sterile stone
Beat me to it
grizzled aspen
As far as I understand it, it's a vibro blade using lightsaber tech.
sterile stone
Isn't mando armor specifically designed to counter light sabers?
tranquil owl
Now pls give it a name with some lore implications or something
grizzled aspen
It shuts off lightsabers that touch it and cleaves Beskar like paper.
tranquil owl
Isn't mando armor specifically designed to counter light sabers?
Pretty sure yeah, also just says no to blaster fire
grizzled aspen
Isn't mando armor specifically designed to counter light sabers?
Beskar can deflect glancing blows and straight up ignore blaster shots.
sterile stone
It's expensive as shit I'd wager.
clever swan
this is why jedi need to learn force lightning. i doubt beskar can stop that
tranquil owl
It shuts off lightsabers that touch it and cleaves Beskar like paper.
The thing itself is cool, but the name kills it every time
wary finch
Was there ever more than one dark saber or am I just limited to what the show has showm off?
tranquil owl
Just 1
grizzled aspen
A lightsaber, given enough time and repeatedly striking the same spot, could eventually turn beskar to slag.
tranquil owl
That still exists
sterile stone
this is why jedi need to learn force lightning. i doubt beskar can stop that
ISn't force lightning unethical in the Jedi's eyes though?
tranquil owl
Might have been more
grizzled aspen
It's expensive as shit I'd wager.
Worth it's weight in gold, x1000.
wary finch
ISn't force lightning unethical in the Jedi's eyes though?
Plo koon with "force judgment" would disagree with you
tranquil owl
As there used to he a lot of force weapons and non force weapons that rivaled sabers in some cases
violet hornet
this is why jedi need to learn force lightning. i doubt beskar can stop that
All good til a mandalorian shows up with one of those anti static wrist bracelets and clips it to the floor
grizzled aspen
The secrets of making Beskar have been lost.
clever swan
ISn't force lightning unethical in the Jedi's eyes though?
probably. though honestly....force lightning could probably have some fairly practical applications sometimes
tranquil owl
Swotor showcases a lot of said ancient weapons
grave cypress
The impractical stuff in both the old trilogies are like, doing backflips and sp...
I dunno, I'd of took the "Disney do what you want just make sure its cool"
But then they literally take zero risks with the movies I think was my main deal with the new stuff. The hyperspace thing felt like a cool thing but without being invested in characters I don't feel anything.
But then again, I see tiktok videos of little girls being excited to see Rey and little children felt like they got seen by Finn. So maybe I'm/We are just old now and don't feel represented apart from the beancounters in the show that make decisions around the table during the starwars downtime scenes
grizzled aspen
ISn't force lightning unethical in the Jedi's eyes though?
Depends on who you ask.
What's his name, with the purple saber.
frosty herald
Swotor showcases a lot of said ancient weapons
hopefully jedi 3 has even older stuff than old republic
grizzled aspen
He went on record to use force lightning several times.
frosty herald
maybe even ancient sith
tranquil owl
hopefully jedi 3 has even older stuff than old republic
Fingers crossed
nimble fiber
sterile stone
Plo koon with "force judgment" would disagree with you
I've always liked the way he looked cause he had those metal looking eye shields
clever swan
force lightning should be fine, it could be neutral. you could use it to charge batteries n shit
wary finch
The only jedi I've seen use lightning is Plo Koon
Yet its supposedly weaker compared to actual lightning
frosty herald
force lightning has always been a dark side power
tranquil owl
Plo koon with "force judgment" would disagree with you
The yellow lightning that the jedi counsel was too cowardly to accept
clever swan
definitely true that it's always a dark side power though
violet hornet
me taking force lighting in Jedi academy and having Luke scold me for using dark force shit
tranquil owl
it reminds us of the sith dont use it
sterile stone
force lightning should be fine, it could be neutral. you could use it to charge ...
I'm trying to remember what it was specifically, but there's some force power that just saps the life force from you
grizzled aspen
force lightning should be fine, it could be neutral. you could use it to charge ...
Force lightning is a dark side power. Some Jedi still use it, though.
grizzled aspen
I'm trying to remember what it was specifically, but there's some force power th...
Darth Nihilus is coming for you.
frosty herald
Force lightning is a dark side power. Some Jedi still use it, though.
grey jedi
wary finch
The yellow lightning that the jedi counsel was too cowardly to accept
Literally
clever swan
Force lightning is a dark side power. Some Jedi still use it, though.
that's what the lucasarts propaganda wants us to think
tranquil owl
Force lightning is a dark side power. Some Jedi still use it, though.
Force judgment was more of a gray power
grizzled aspen
*grey* jedi
No, Jedi. What's that one dudes name with the purple saber.
wary finch
I've always liked the way he looked cause he had those metal looking eye shields
Yea he was a favorite of mine
violet hornet
Wow you're right Luke, let me go back to using force choke and drain if you're gonna nitpick
tranquil owl
It wasn't inherently dark side
clever swan
what force powers do jedi even fucking use like
frosty herald
mace windu uses both light and the dark side
grizzled aspen
Yeah him.
tranquil owl
It wasn't influenced by pure negative emotion
frosty herald
thats why he has a purple saber in the lore
grave cypress
Whats force judgement again? Explain it to me like im watching hunterxhunter
grizzled aspen
what force powers do jedi even fucking use like
Push, pull, mind tricks, and they practice so much with it they can disassemble a droid without touching it.
violet hornet
what force powers do jedi even fucking use like
Just the mind trick, over and over
sterile stone
mace windu uses both light and the dark side
Isn't Mace one of the few Jedi who is just "I don't give a fuck if it's dark or light, it just works so I'll use it"
tranquil owl
Depends on the era and the jedi
grizzled aspen
Isn't Mace one of the few Jedi who is just "I don't give a fuck if it's dark or ...
Yes, exactly.
clever swan
bros barely even do any force powers cuz they're so scared of being dangerous
grizzled aspen
Mace Windu does not fucking care.
tranquil owl
Isn't Mace one of the few Jedi who is just "I don't give a fuck if it's dark or ...
He's one of the few that could do it and not turn to the dark side tbf
Using dark force power usually permanently causes some changes in your mind
wary finch
what force powers do jedi even fucking use like
I could list a few
Those few being
Force speed (obi and qgj in ep 1)
Battle meditation (moreso a legends thing)
Force healing (they forced ths in and tried to make it make sense in the fucking sequels of all things, its better explained in legends)
frosty herald
mace windu is technically a grey jedi master
sterile stone
And you need a lot of mental resillience to use darkside powers without turning dark right?
violet hornet
bros barely even do any force powers cuz they're so scared of being dangerous
Wishing for strength is an aspiration of the dark side iirc
frosty herald
And you need a lot of mental resillience to use darkside powers without turning ...
yes
tranquil owl
Even practicing the saber styles used in dark side will influence you
frosty herald
alongside not becoming deformed from the dark side
wary finch
I fucking hate typing on phone
sterile stone
I meaannn.....
frosty herald
the reason all sith are deformed is because the dark side is so powerful their bodies physically start to break from the power
tranquil owl
One jedi turned to the dark side simply by studying one of their saber styles
sterile stone
alongside not becoming deformed from the dark side
What's his name didn' become fully deformed when he turned to the darkside.
Uhhh
frosty herald
anakin
frosty herald
palpatine did become deformed
but hes a sith master
him using his lightning powers made him deformed
wary finch
Palpatine was technically always deformed, he's used the force to up his appearence is all.
The lightning melted that visage, yea
clever swan
id be le epic grey jedi............the council cant understand me.......
sterile stone
Ah word
frosty herald
id be le epic grey jedi............the council cant understand me.......
mace windu can
and yoda
even yoda used the dark side
plucky gate
mind control is weirdly unethical for a move that gets used by jedi normally
clever swan
jedi just need to use some of these tools to protect people
sterile stone
Isn't Yoda's race good with the force though?
frosty herald
yes
nimble fiber
frosty herald
but he still used the dark side because he was forced to
sterile stone
Yeah but didn't he also have a mini panic attack?
wary finch
Isn't Yoda's race good with the force though?
Yea, the "baby yoda"
But we dont talk bout that
frosty herald
i need a luke skywalker cameo in jedi 3 so badly
plucky gate
would be cool
tranquil owl
i need a luke skywalker cameo in jedi 3 so badly
What era is jedi 3?
frosty herald
idunno
frosty herald
nothing has be revealed except for the fact thats its in development
plucky gate
i think it's anyone's guess at this point
clever swan
jedi knight still goated
tranquil owl
If its after the events of 3rd Trilogy it'll be his force ghost
plucky gate
it wouldn't be
frosty herald
nah
tranquil owl
Can't be actual luke
plucky gate
Cal the main character was a child padowan around order 66 so he's older than luke
frosty herald
jedi survivor takes place during the original trilogy
tranquil owl
Oh y'all mean the games
frosty herald
bruh
tranquil owl
I thought we were talking a new movie
frosty herald
absolutely not lmao
tranquil owl
They could easily put Luke in new game yeah mb lol
plucky gate
Anyways I would guess that the next game would have Cal be sorta a mentor to Kata, so maybe in a few years when she's an older teen
Should still be pre-vadar death i think
tranquil owl
Tbf he's a grey knight/jedi now technically
frosty herald
grey jedi yeah
tranquil owl
They'll probably dive into that some
frosty herald
cere officially knighted him
plucky gate
I bet there'll be some moral conflict that he has while training Kata or something
Doesn't help that he killed her dad
acoustic dune
isnt the whole light saber colour thing a after thought?
plucky gate
I wouldn't think too hard about saber colour meanings aside from red and not red
clever swan
isnt color supposed to mainly just be the crystal
acoustic dune
isnt color supposed to mainly just be the crystal
if i remenber also personality/faction
frosty herald
isnt the whole light saber colour thing a after thought?
sorta
grand tangle
I hope they retcon every star wars movie I don't like
frosty herald
samuel L jackson wanted a purple lightsaber
tranquil owl
There was this one popular gray jedi, essentially the first im p sure
Cant remember his name
plucky gate
There's like groups that use certain colours and certain colours representing schools of thought but it kinda is just an afterthought
clever swan
color
acoustic dune
I hope they retcon every star wars movie I don't like
i hope they made grievous scary like from the gendy one
frosty herald
and george lucas made lore for it that jedi who use both the light and dark side wield a purple saber
clever swan
i want a lava crystal fuck what side im on
tranquil owl
Fr tho
clever swan
i mean who needs to have a nice lightsaber type when im hitting them with the strongest melee weapon ever
unless it's new stuff, then it's more like a baseball bat of sorts
frosty herald
respawn putting in a gen'dai as the main antagonist in jedi survivor is peak
plucky gate
nonlethal glowing stick
frosty herald
a race that has only a few lore bits
tranquil owl
Then there's the sith that were making synthetic kaiber crystals
Still are aren't they?
acoustic dune
they should have made the stromtrooper the main character not rey
that shit would have been peak
seeing him use inside knowledge to do stuff
tranquil owl
they should have made the stromtrooper the main character not rey
They technically did
Fin was also supposed to be an mc
But they dropped his importance halfway through the series
plucky gate
Then there's the sith that were making synthetic kaiber crystals
We also saw that one armed dude actually bleeding his old yellow lightsaber to red in jedi survivor when he turned sith. Was pretty cool
storm pagoda
But they dropped his importance halfway through the series
cause china
frosty herald
imagine abeloth in jedi 3
grand tangle
i hope they made grievous scary like from the gendy one
Every gendy show is great
plucky gate
So they can just convert old jedi sabers to red ones if they have one
acoustic dune
They technically did
they had an idea and fucking abandoned the best what if
tranquil owl
We also saw that one armed dude actually bleeding his old yellow lightsaber to r...
Oh yeah that shit was kinda peak
Not even kinda
tranquil owl
they had an idea and fucking abandoned the best what if
Pretty much
acoustic dune
Every gendy show is great
gendy our goat
tranquil owl
They literally teased Fin being a force user and said nah
acoustic dune
They literally teased Fin being a force user and said nah
nah fuck jedi
i wanna see a stromtrooper ripping arse
plucky gate
Jedi Survivor had a lot of really cool moments.
Too bad i had to play them at 40 fps...
Really hoping the next game performs decently
clever swan
i gotta beat fallen order and survivor but idk, just aint the same as the real jedi games (jedi knight)
tranquil owl
nah fuck jedi
i wanna see a stromtrooper ripping arse
Honestly the world of SW is so much more than the crybaby jedi and the anger issue sith
clever swan
nah fuck jedi
i wanna see a stromtrooper ripping arse
ew
acoustic dune
i wanna see fin wield a melee and range weapon
like he got a hold of vescar knife or smth
tranquil owl
Jedi and Sith were cooler in ancient times
frosty herald
respawn is messed up for not giving us these sets
tranquil owl
Bounty Hunters are where i always got excited in stuff like Clone Wars
Cad Bane
Absolute unit
acoustic dune
ew
ok look thats the closest thing we will get for a clone mc in a starwar movie
lemme dream
clever swan
i mean the ripping arse part
acoustic dune
i mean the ripping arse part
ok lemme rephrase it
i wanna see a stromtrooper rizzing it in a star war movie
clever swan
wtf
frosty herald
I wonder if jedi 3 will have basebuilding on tanalor
clever swan
BASE BUILDING?
sterile stone
I wonder if jedi 3 will have basebuilding on tanalor
Bethesda will make the next star wars game
I'm putting that negativity out there in the world
clever swan
skibidying on palpetine
tranquil owl
Cal using a blaster pistol and saber combo is probably some of the best ive seen with saber styles from modern star wars
frosty herald
I'm putting that negativity out there in the world
This is why your a bum
Its not the jedi way
sterile stone
This is why your a bum
I'm slapping the rest of your hairline away you keep talking like that
nimble fiber
acoustic dune
I'm slapping the rest of your hairline away you keep talking like that
i think i still have a file for the edit
didnt reduce the hairline doh
clever swan
grizzled aspen
Wishing for strength is an aspiration of the dark side iirc
"Through Strength, I gain Power.
Through Power, I gain Victory.
Through Victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free."
wary finch
Oh my fucking god this brought back memories
tranquil owl
Yoko
wary finch
Code Lyoko was the shit
tranquil owl
Honestly still holds up to this day
People even gone back to watch Respawn who never saw it
wary finch
I gotta rewatch it again
Its been forever
acoustic dune
Honestly still holds up to this day
even the live action?
full hatch
so for the Shredder pistol. how to focus it? Crit/Flak
tranquil owl
even the live action?
Huh
They did a live action?
Yeesh
Too much ptsd from anime based live action
clever swan
surprised to find the final remaining code lyoko fans all in this discord
acoustic dune
wary finch
surprised to find the final remaining code lyoko fans all in this discord
Same tbh
Everyone I know or knew either didnt like it or dont remember it
acoustic dune
the dragonballz evolution route
tranquil owl
Does the person in back left have any eyebrows or is camera just blurry lol
Bro kinda reminds me of Voldemort
acoustic dune
Does the person in back left have any eyebrows or is camera just blurry lol
thin one prob
tranquil owl
Yeah thats what im guessing
acoustic dune
acoustic dune
Yeah he has some smol eyebrows
also a big forehead
wary finch
Heard about this'un but just never followed up on it
acoustic dune
like in the original
tranquil owl
Shit bro just needs to headbutt everything
wary finch
Literally having one of those "woke galaxy brain moments" from remembering lyoko now
This shit was like..
Tucked far away in my head
acoustic dune
(i will never understand how dat shit got on tv)
clever swan
totally spies is based
tranquil owl
I remember enjoying totally spies
wary finch
It was a banger
acoustic dune
And also, how ben 10 was massacred
turning fun action series into a skit show
is baffling
tranquil owl
Yup
acoustic dune
its like i am watching bastadization
tranquil owl
I watched the other shows they made except for that first spin off and the last reboot they did
They were good
clever swan
sounds like what happened to teen titans
tranquil owl
And then we got modern era
wary finch
And also, how ben 10 was massacred
They killed ben 10 with every iteration after the 2005 release
Even the first adaptation was shit, but it was in small increments that happened with each iteration after
tranquil owl
Cartoon Network is actively trying to kill itself off
Btw
Whoever in charge wants to take the money and bounce
tranquil owl
They killed ben 10 with every iteration after the 2005 release
Even the first a...
Wasn't thinking about it on a deep level as a kid
Just hey, muh characters are back lol
acoustic dune
god i would route more on anime if the industry in japan would not leaad to a early grave
wary finch
CN was in its death knell when Regular show ended, adventure time was on its way out and all they had was Unc Schizo- I mean grandpa and TTGO
Its just a corpse now
tranquil owl
Now its like yeah, they wanted to open the world of ben 10 to more and more but never actually finished up on anything they started
At least in a way that makes sense
Show starts to feel like its trying to be more than it can handle
And eventually just crumbles
clever swan
in my mind chowder was when it was all over
acoustic dune
flap jack is fucking peak
tranquil owl
No one wants to work for cn anymore from what I can tell
acoustic dune
Chowder was heavily "eh"
tranquil owl
Chowder had good episodes, and episodes that make me wonder if i was sane
sullen forge
Bro I swear I've died more to my teammates on Mortis than actually anything killing me on it
Barrel PVP paradise
tranquil owl
Like, some of these cartoons were a straight acid trip
wary finch
https://tenor.com/view/stare-angry-mad-black-snake-moan-samuel-l-jackson-gif-174...
Like I said
Heavily "eh"
I didnt hate it
But I didnt fully enjoy it either
grizzled aspen
Like I said
Heavily "eh"
I didnt hate it
But I didnt fully enjoy it either
Chat, kill this man.
acoustic dune
Flapjack is always on drugs
tbh best way to sum it up
its if rick n morty are for kids
grizzled aspen
Chowder was comedy gold.
tranquil owl
I miss Fosters Home now
wary finch
Flapjack is always on drugs
Flapjack was the shit in some episodes
Foster's home was peak
acoustic dune
I miss Fosters Home now
have you seen maccraggen other work?
tranquil owl
Whats it called?
acoustic dune
lemme check
tranquil owl
Also yeah fosters home set a bar
clever swan
i basically stopped watching CN in 2007-2008 so to me anything after that is bad and cringe
tranquil owl
A high bar
tranquil owl
Cartoon Network started dying when they put "Half Naked Animals" on their channel and called it a day
acoustic dune
HE WORK ON THE POWERPUFFGIRL ANIME?
wary finch
i basically stopped watching CN in 2007-2008 so to me anything after that is bad...
You did yourself a solid ngl
2008 was when CN had its identity crisis and had all that live action shit
Like destroy build destroy and outta jimmy's head
acoustic dune
@tranquil owl Anyhow its kid cosmic
tranquil owl
Wonder over yonder?
acoustic dune
fun show from what i saw in lips
grizzled aspen
You did yourself a solid ngl
2008 was when CN had its identity crisis and had al...
HEY
DESTROY BUILD DESTROY WAS COOL
acoustic dune
Wait there's a power puff anime?!
yarp you didnt know?
clever swan
i think i liked nickelodeon more
wary finch
HEY
DESTROY BUILD DESTROY WAS COOL
Sure it was
It just had no fucking place on CN
Made me feel like I was watching discovery channel.or some shit
acoustic dune
i think i liked nickelodeon more
spongebob being the next simpson is
wack
the instance the creator died the corpse was desecrated
clever swan
thankfully they are cute in the anime
tranquil owl
Blue on her leg is too real, bro was a creep at times
acoustic dune
thankfully they are cute in the anime
wheres the panel and scene that show how the powerpuffgirl hand work
clever swan
i dont think i want to see that at all
acoustic dune
tranquil owl
hushed knoll
clever swan
tranquil owl
Holy God Emperor that is cursed
acoustic dune
<:acid_do_mathematics:684519255798185991>
wary finch
Yall want a trip from the past
Ed edd n eddy was the shit too
acoustic dune
Holy God Emperor that is cursed
the other one is that they old via wrinkles
acoustic dune
Yall want a trip from the past
Ed edd n eddy was the shit too
kids next door
wary finch
Certified classic
tranquil owl
Edd Ed and Eddy also had some implications kids didn't understand usually at times lol
acoustic dune
Certified classic
tranquil owl
Makes going back and watching even better
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/anime-loli-gif-20946617
No
exotic axle
What’s meta for the zealot
clever swan
What’s meta for the zealot
sir this is the cartoon channel right now
tranquil owl
acoustic dune
also use this
clever swan
WTF
acoustic dune
clever swan
in powerpuff girls Z the japanese voices pronounce it ZED
misty ravine
What’s meta for the zealot
acoustic dune
in powerpuff girls Z the japanese voices pronounce it ZED
yeah thats how they pronounce in french
tranquil owl
in powerpuff girls Z the japanese voices pronounce it ZED
Yeah thats fairly normal if they're not fluent
Not fluent lol wtf
clever swan
it's a british type thing for some reason
misty ravine
https://tenor.com/view/kung-pow-kung-fu-trained-wrong-wimp-lo-gif-27152837
Don't get on to me about purposely training people wrong as a joke
clever swan
imagine pronouncing dragon ball Z as dragon ball zed. i rest my case
acoustic dune
Don't get on to me about purposely training people wrong as a joke
you should have let him do a loner shroudfield martydom build
hearty nebula
you know this
clever swan
tru...they even misspell color
tranquil owl
NAH WHAT AM I WATCHING
acoustic dune
british people are stupid
again french people pronouncee z as zed aswell
atomic fjord
Also new zealot drip
clever swan
alright it's time to go on wiktionary to find out why we call it zed
copper hawk
wasn't there like three
hearty nebula
again french people pronouncee z as zed aswell
fr*nch "people"
acoustic dune
o boii we gonna get the green lad
atomic fjord
There was two
tranquil owl
Bro from streamers chat showed him his bed sweat stain
At this point bro could enter the shadow realm by lying there
acoustic dune
Also new zealot drip
o finally chain mail
clever swan
From Middle English zed, zedde, zede, from Old French zede, from Late Latin zeta, from Ancient Greek ζῆτα (zêta), from Hebrew ז (zayin) with influence from beta, eta and theta
misty ravine
ANGRON MENTIONED
Who the fuck is Angry Ron?
Kane mentioned
KANE LIVES
clever swan
fucked up, zed is the more correct way
spare talon
@obsidian ore how did havoc go and what did you think about it
I remember you saying you were gonna do it but I was about to head to my lectures
atomic fjord
Who the fuck is Angry Ron?
> Kane mentioned
KANE LIVES
Is this a joke or serious
misty ravine
Is this a joke or serious
Is Angry Ron related to Peter Turbo
obsidian ore
<@292721754101645322> how did havoc go and what did you think about it
I remembe...
it's going pretty easy so far
just each map takes time so can't push too much today probably
acoustic dune
fucked up, zed is the more correct way
i really wanna make a joke about a certain thing about smth egyptian
atomic fjord
Is Angry Ron related to Peter Turbo
Maybe maybe not they might have Robert girlyman too
acoustic dune
but i cant
acoustic dune
Maybe maybe not they might have Robert girlyman too
if agron is on atoma
maybe the green lad will join in
atomic fjord
if agron is on atoma
maybe the green lad will join in
He’s not
acoustic dune
for revenge of a certain comissar
clever swan
but i mean dragon ball Z has gotta be Z and not zed. therefore powerpuff girls Z has to be Z and not zed
so fuck zeta and latin
atomic fjord
They’re talking about the Armageddon wars
spare talon
it's going pretty easy so far
Definitely way more fun than before tho right
atomic fjord
Angry Ron is sadly not in darktide
spare talon
I think we cooked
atomic fjord
It’s just that’s where morrow is from
copper hawk
if a chaos primarch showed up on atoma bro
shit would be lost
toast i tellz u
TOAST
clever swan
nah we'd win
violet hornet
Brunt would solo him it's fine
atomic fjord
^
violet hornet
Man has infinite grey guns to throw at the baddies
clever swan
i want jujutsu kaisen season 3 NOW!!
misty ravine
Man has infinite grey guns to throw at the baddies
Unlimited Gun Works
misty nova
i want jujutsu kaisen season 3 NOW!!
You will not cull these games
acoustic dune
i am pissed
misty nova
🔥
untold junco
bruh, even
fleet zealot
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340130504040644628/1354533096728428715/A...
i'd eats it
clever swan
combined .01 braincells between the two creatures
acoustic dune
combined .01 braincells between the two creatures
we need a third one
to even it out
untold junco
clever swan
.009 now somehow
untold junco
its the tophat
acoustic dune
its the tophat
its made with mercury
untold junco
damn, i thought it was venus
acoustic dune
damn, i thought it was venus
you are thinking of uranus
untold junco
actually i was thinking of urmomma
acoustic dune
actually i was thinking of urmomma
are you sure it wasnt urdada?
misty ravine
orbits mentioned
acoustic dune
microorbit even
microsoft
untold junco
macrohard
acoustic dune
ok i am out of joke
wary finch
fr*nch "people"
Everybody knows the fr*nch dont exist
Those are just brits cosplaying a new accent
acoustic dune
Everybody knows the fr*nch dont exist
what if this mythic creature exist?
wary finch
what if this mythic creature exist?
They dont
my most recent ex friend was one
Fuck em if they do
violet hornet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340130504040644628/1354533096728428715/A...
U irl
sterile stone
Those are just brits cosplaying a new accent
I thought those were Australians
acoustic dune
They dont
~~my most recent ex friend was one~~
Fuck em if they do
fuck them you say
wary finch
I thought those were Australians
Thats the other cosplaying brits who have a giant spider and kangaroo fetish
wary finch
fuck them you say
Oui oui
drifting wolf
Those are just brits cosplaying a new accent
that's just everyone descended from the british
grizzled aspen
@sullen forge my coworkers are saying the "are you sure" meme like it's a fucking standard voiceline.
lean lark
are you sure
nimble fiber
solar gorge
i kinda like the new ui
fuck you
the server icons are squares now
squares
this is all your fault
plush estuary
@pliant ice the runt flop
sterile stone
https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gi...
Oi brev
Why don't you get delta force
tranquil owl
this is all your fault
Nah, we told the icons be there or be square, and you seen the end result
nimble fiber
Why don't you get delta force
Oi brev
Why don't you get mh
solar gorge
@violet hornet don't ??? me
nimble fiber
lmao
tranquil owl
acoustic dune
nice sallet
violet hornet
Which is the before and which is the after
solar gorge
solar gorge
don't restart ur pc
nimble fiber
(mine are round)
just dont update 
(mine are also round)
acoustic dune
whats that phrase
pliant ice
<@739716247134142506> the runt flop
acoustic dune
square up or be square?
lean cairn
tranquil owl
square up or be square?
Be there or be square
wary finch
Squares?
Haha gross
misty nova
hard nexus
Why don't you get delta force
is it good
stone fern
fair enjoyable and balanced
stone fern
is it good
its not good
sterile stone
Oi brev
Why don't you get mh
I've been on my fps shooter grind
MH comes at a later time
Besides
You only get better at aiming with a mouse facing off against cheaters
visual stream
The Courageous, Cumbersome Trapper
nimble fiber
I've been on my fps shooter grind
I noticed lmao, it stopped for me with bo6
sterile stone
I noticed lmao, it stopped for me with bo6
Those matches we had weren't bad
The issue was ping and that's to be expected
violet hornet
Is that ogryn sitting in that person's lap?
plush estuary
yes
grizzled aspen
That person is NOT happy to be playing Santa Claus to a fucking ogryn.
copper hawk
lmfao
grizzled aspen
"What do you want-" crunch "-for Emperor's-mas, big man?"
"Rashuns."
grizzled aspen
Actually something that never occurred to me.
Does the Imperium have a standard time scale?
copper hawk
i think so
plush estuary
grizzled aspen
Like we use the Gregorian calendar and 24 hour clock.
copper hawk
terra years are used as a form of measurement
grizzled aspen
Interesting.
copper hawk
watchin u play ainz is like watchin josho play but on crack
u do like 9 inputs in 1 microsecond
grizzled aspen
Next question, are there any Imperial sanctioned holidays?
copper hawk
Next question, are there any Imperial sanctioned holidays?
sanguinala
im 1000% sure is sanctioned
has 2 be
at the very least
copper hawk
do u know how to fast flow as medjay
like mid combo
so u like hit with staff and then follow up without the switching animation into axes
i see other meds doin it and idk how
grizzled aspen
i see other meds doin it and idk how
I think you flick the stick down?
plush estuary
I cant play eu anymore
grizzled aspen
Like hidden stance?
copper hawk
hrms
grizzled aspen
I play with a controller.
copper hawk
i will try it
spare talon
was anyone on that run from eu?
spare talon
oh you intentionally chose it
grizzled aspen
Imagine if playing medjay well required claw grip.
violet hornet
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/928871688152686612/1077763469421592626/...
Woaw embed fail dot jay peg
spare talon
i wanted to complain more about it forcing eu
grizzled aspen
That would be funny I think.
plush estuary
I played eu havoc all the time
with ham
before update
but now it diconnects me when I get 200 ms or higher
copper hawk
the first like 10 seconds of me watching you stream u just got
spontaneously disconnected
copper hawk
ah , this is gameing
spare talon
ill have a mutant who just got staggered and i was attacking its back instantly teleport me into its hand after it teleports away
and its like on 150 ping
grizzled aspen
I've had mutants grab me when they shouldn't on 40 ping.
plush estuary
u do like 9 inputs in 1 microsecond
yes
copper hawk
i think i figured that out
they have an animation before they grab where they stick their arms out
the instant they start it, even if it's not finished, it extends their hitbox
so they just grab you
grizzled aspen
Oh so that's why mutants still snatch the life out of me even though I'm miles away.
Interesting.
We should have Sanguinala be an event for darktide.
Like VT2 has geheimesnacht or however you spell it every year on Halloween.
obsidian prairie
ill have a mutant who just got staggered and i was attacking its back instantly ...
How hard does mk7 BM tac axe fall off in late mortis
spare talon
How hard does mk7 BM tac axe fall off in late mortis
decently but i still like it
obsidian prairie
Yeah that 2.5x cannot be kind to breakpoints
spare talon
depending on your class/buffs you could still do well with it
but by that point some buffs you may get kinda override it anyway
and you make more use of those anyway
final forge
is it windows security update, thats been wrecking my connection and they spammed a crap ton of updates past 2 days
back to back dc's in a game until i did it
na or eu
plush estuary
Havoc
long oasis
trials are kinda boring?
secret hard mode
long oasis
to unlock it you need to shoot 3 glowing runes and then blow yourself up off the map with a barrel
tidal berry
to unlock it you need to shoot 3 glowing runes and then blow yourself up off the...
Heya I have a question
acoustic dune
i have never eaten dry bread
tidal berry
I did what u asked
acoustic dune
until today
tidal berry
and now I'm in helldivers
acoustic dune
this is sucking my saliva dry
tidal berry
i have never eaten dry bread
why'd u do this to yourself
acoustic dune
why'd u do this to yourself
it has bacon bits and cheese
spare talon
final mural
mfer is on the peasant diet
tranquil owl
Cookie King?
acoustic dune
Cookie King?
i bought like7 cookies or more from subway for 4 dilla
my teeth hurt now
stone fern
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240699184450109502/1354174669535838208/s...
i was so close to being a smilepilled happycell enjoymentmaxxer 😭
acoustic dune
a poop
acoustic dune
is image perm gone again
tranquil owl
my teeth hurt now
Did you just go though 7 cookies
misty ravine
and now I'm in helldivers
Enter Orbital Smoke, Orbital EMS Strike, and Orbital Napalm Barrage codes to call for extraction back to the Red Moon Inn
acoustic dune
Did you just go though 7 cookies <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
it was a promo
tranquil owl
Your teeth are crying
acoustic dune
for 4 dilla
i get almost expired cookies
tranquil owl
Oof
rose plume
acoustic dune
acoustic dune
dry bread suck
hearty nebula
acoustic dune
just put it in soup
i dont have any
misty ravine
Go to the soup store
hearty nebula
or make french toast idk
copper hawk
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/895683177459384430/1321921847792500779/tw...
this gif fucking rocks
hearty nebula
or croutons
acoustic dune
Go to the soup store
theres only clothe
acoustic dune
or make french toast idk
no eggs
acoustic dune
not a women
hearty nebula
estrogen
misty ravine
Put butter or something on it (let me guess, no butter)
stone fern
low quality posts above
hearty nebula
shit quality post above
acoustic dune
stone fern
noob ^
misty ravine
low quality posts above
As above, so below
misty ravine
I am all around
acoustic dune
this bread still suck
acoustic dune
Put butter or something on it (let me guess, no butter)
i got milk
close to butter ill get for now
misty ravine
Make actual milquetoast
acoustic dune
Make actual milquetoast
wish i had a forgotten none modly baguette
and make some pain perdu
acoustic dune
wait theres a secret hard mode for the trials?
theres one?
grave cypress
you get a border for it
this
acoustic dune
obsidian prairie
they done this before remember
Thats the playtester border
acoustic dune
forget i wrote anything
acoustic dune
This is the last time I trust zealot chat
no one was babbling about anything
actually i am wrong
fleet zealot
hexed igloo
acoustic dune
visual stream
why the fuck is it always a secret
LMAO
Yeah
How does one get to the secret hardmode this time anyway
grave cypress
A secret to unlock a special cosmetic hat? Based
Unlocking game difficulty??? why???
long oasis
No hes a playtester hes legally obligated to tell only truths
acoustic dune
No hes a playtester hes legally obligated to tell only truths
maybe he has forseen the future
and there will be a secret in the future
regal coyote
this u? @plush estuary
regal coyote
nice lmao
plush estuary
goop and I were messing around
regal coyote
i was the zealot
plush estuary
@pure tree
stone fern
i feel like sometimes the game gives me buffs I already have
i checked the replay it does
im not sch*zo
copper hawk
troo
tidal berry
idk
i normally eat rice
ehh they both make me fat so whats the difference tbh
acoustic dune
ehh they both make me fat so whats the difference tbh
one cant be dry
acoustic dune
Idk what kinda bread you got <:ye:906732633252327434>
a dry one
my tongue still hurt
from how dry it is
obsidian prairie
Found out if you stick an FGS blade on Relic with weapon customization it does this
stone fern
https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-cat-talking-reply-gif-24471552
https://streamable.com/tuftsr
first 2 seconds and last 2 seconds
acoustic dune
https://streamable.com/tuftsr
first 2 seconds and last 2 seconds
i dont get it
spare talon
https://streamable.com/tuftsr
first 2 seconds and last 2 seconds
likely visual bug from joining mid game
obsidian prairie
https://streamable.com/tuftsr
first 2 seconds and last 2 seconds
Have you considered that you have .5% crit rate
acoustic dune
ey cole about that mortis secret
spare talon
you can see on the side that you have 3 indulgances
acoustic dune
where we see the karnark twin kiss each other
stone fern
Have you considered that you have .5% crit rate
i careth not
it still took me 4 minutes to empty a mag
stone fern
ill report it tho
thank you for your service
acoustic dune
it still took me 4 minutes to empty a mag
oh btw
does anyone know the volta archatype?
stone fern
its ehhhh
it has one good perk on ranged attack thats about it
stuns on toughness break is w/e
stun on dodge is w/e
acoustic dune
the defensive one?
stone fern
damage reduction IF electructed enemies exist is w/e
spare talon
does anyone know the volta archatype?
voltaic?
stone fern
the defensive one?
i feel like its all defensive
wary finch
Idk where to share this but since yall were talking classic cartoons with me earlier
spare talon
voltaic imo is the 2nd worst
wary finch
Voice of courage
spare talon
its just worse pyrokinetic
acoustic dune
voltaic imo is the 2nd worst
yeah but i need it for penance
stone fern
yeah too many of its perks only apply on damage taken or on dodged enemies
like im not supposed to have my toughness break and at best its once every 2 games
spare talon
yeah but i need it for penance
it can get some decent buffs, like bonus damage against shocked and chance to one shot which works on bosses
also can get the dodge distance and speed buff which can be a gamechanger for some weapons
spare talon
like im not supposed to have my toughness break and at best its once every 2 gam...
that one is weird
cuz it procs for you when anyones toughness breaks
gleaming hawk
that one is weird
cuz it procs for you when anyones toughness breaks
Bot gaming 
spare talon
i really wanted overload to do that but in a smaller radius but alas
zinc talon
stone fern
now they just need to add a skull mask for me............
gleaming hawk
Fatshark understanding how pretty their characters are
stone fern
speaking of
grand tangle
in 300 years when video game connoisseurs are talking about todays games the way opera people talk about operas, what will be the longest lasting game of this decade or two
stone fern
they gotta add new hair styles at some point
undone pewter
maybe one of the ones in te files haha
stone fern
theyll talk about 010 not this era 🚬
gleaming hawk
in 300 years when video game connoisseurs are talking about todays games the way...
Skyrim. It's already lasted one decade.
grand tangle
i think it'll be disco elysium tbqh
delicate shadow
I think it'll be GTA 6 because it'll have released by then
atomic fjord
gleaming hawk
I think it'll be GTA 6 because it'll have released by then
they specified this decade
acoustic dune
they specified *this* decade
that mean tomorrow
gleaming hawk
that mean tomorrow
It do. 
delicate shadow
they specified *this* decade
oh it was being made in this decade tho
it just took a while
regal coyote
any blessings for weapons im looking for>
delicate shadow
I can see the reviews now
"it feels just like being in 2025. 0/10"
atomic fjord
frosty herald
in 300 years when video game connoisseurs are talking about todays games the way...
gta 5
remote wasp
You're gonna want to play crusher
plush estuary
any blessings for weapons im looking for>
just ask here and say what weapons
regal coyote
plush estuary
if you want an in depth guide for weapons and talents check vet class pins
tldr, its for vet so some blessing/perks will be different for zealot
guh
delicate shadow
https://1drv.ms/w/c/e2a0a519389b2f30/EciPxKdXTJlPiEj2LUHKr58BbN_LckMOC4bba3qnlO8...
nice IP grabber smh
hearty nebula
nice IP grabber smh
delicate shadow
delicate shadow
mfs complaining about ram consumption when you can just download more smh
violet hornet
map google drive and set as network drive, then put page file in there. Infinite ram hack
misty nova
hearty nebula
goofy ass clip
misty nova
You can see the moment I realized that I was the target
hearty nebula
Had this happen to me on gloriana when you're in the transport shuttle thing
violet hornet
hearty nebula
noob
long oasis
whats the grenade indulgence called?
frosty herald
misty nova
is there a way to make the new gamemode harder?
Malice or Heresy
Oh wait
Unconventional builds
Like an impact Dclaw
ornate bone
Malice or Heresy
not damnation?
misty nova
Apparently there's some funky stuff going on and Malice has more enemies than Damnation
frozen crystal
I don’t think that is true
I played 2 malice today. 3 damn yesterday. It was all the same boring things except easier on malice
frosty herald
Apparently there's some funky stuff going on and Malice has more enemies than Da...
1k more enemies than heresy and damnation mortis
misty nova
misty nova
1k more enemies than heresy and damnation mortis
💀
placid fiber
So... I got home from work at 4... I got some sort of symptoms this morning, so after work I went to the er to get tested to see if I have Covid... I was at the ER like 2 hours, but, guess what: I have covid...
placid fiber
It's more just like really annoying cold symptoms
ornate bone
what is the lore accurate difficulty darktide would be in?
ornate bone
arguing with my friend about if we could kill a space marine
visual stream
Probably damnation for damage taken, and malice or heresy for enemy health
Something like this
visual stream
arguing with my friend about if we could kill a space marine
Oh well you don't need lore difficulty for that
Normal people quite often kill SMs in lore
placid fiber
just ilke space marine 2 it is like... lethal for space marine health and the 3rd I think for enemy health
fleet zealot
So... I got home from work at 4... I got some sort of symptoms this morning, so ...
rip
visual stream
With, AND without the special weapons we have, which we do
So yes we could kill a marine
misty nova
arguing with my friend about if we could kill a space marine
Lore wise yes
Plasma guns can kill a hardened Plague marine with a headshot
Psykers are strong enough to pin/disrupt Chaos Marine
Ogryn strength wise can beat a Marine
Zealot
placid fiber
and thammers? :3
visual stream
Thunder hammer
placid fiber
Yep lol
visual stream
But good luck surviving if the marine also has a melee weapon and you trade blows
atomic fjord
Lore wise yes
Plasma guns can kill a hardened Plague marine with a headshot
Can but so can it all kill a plague ohryn and it doesn’t die in one hit
You could easily make a plague marine a boss
placid fiber
We might not have space marine strength behind them, but, the diruptor field cares not for who the target is on the thammer
visual stream
I mean one boltgun shot to the head can kill a marine too
placid fiber
doesn't that depend on the type of boltgun, tho?
placid fiber
cuz I heard there were different types
visual stream
The book I'm reading only said "boltgun"
atomic fjord
cuz I heard there were different types
Yes
So it’s like a gun
The caliber is diff
placid fiber
I would imagine the caliber matters for 1 shotting a space marine
visual stream
It was a human-accomodated boltgun
placid fiber
iirc we have the smol caliber boltgun
atomic fjord
Accuracy and fire there is a diff tho in lore
visual stream
Forget if it was a pistol
atomic fjord
Especially cause plague marines wear old armor
There’s big stop gaps you can abuse w bolt weaponry
placid fiber
There’s big stop gaps you can abuse w bolt weaponry
We really gotta stop these gaps
misty nova
Locke pattern boltgun my beloved
atomic fjord
misty nova
prisma magnet
We could totally kill space marines
placid fiber
Hi, Frog, I am infested by nurgle (I have covid) x.x
grizzled aspen
The type of boltgun doesn't matter nearly as much as the ammo you put through it.
atomic fjord
^
prisma magnet
Pls fatshark lemme kill space marines
grizzled aspen
A human bolt pistol and a human boltgun fire the same bolt ammunition.
visual stream
People overglaze marines
atomic fjord
I want nurglings as enemies
visual stream
Pls fatshark lemme kill space marines
As cool of an idea as it is, I'm kinda happy there are no marines
grizzled aspen
An astartes pattern is going to do it easier but human bolt weapons can definitely destroy an astartes with ease.
visual stream
I want nurglings as enemies
YES FOR THE LONGEST TIME YES
Please let us fight Nurglings or maybe even plaguebearers
atomic fjord
YES FOR THE LONGEST TIME YES
Like they can do really interesting scale
grizzled aspen
One of the few weapons that doesn't need a direct headshot.
atomic fjord
Nurglings are short and can force you to look straight down
placid fiber
Please let us fight Nurglings or maybe even plaguebearers
I feel like nurglings would be medium type elites
atomic fjord
Or they could stack
visual stream
I love the nurglings in Total Warhammer 3
prisma magnet
I wanna kill marines BECAUSE people overglaze them so much
atomic fjord
And make them be bigger
grizzled aspen
Like, ffs, a lasgun can drop a marine with a shot through the eye hole.
stone fern
So... I got home from work at 4... I got some sort of symptoms this morning, so ...
🚬 were all sick now
atomic fjord
Please let us fight Nurglings or maybe even plaguebearers
Plaguebearers are def elites tho
visual stream
They turn into little mech suits and tidal waves made up of individual nurgling bodies
stone fern
i think covid 341 is spreading but no one wants to say anything
placid fiber
Nurglings might be trash enemies for space marines, but, we aren't space marines >.>
prisma magnet
Even though the rejects in darktide are honestly kinda stronger than the marines in sm2 if you think about it
atomic fjord
They turn into little mech suits and tidal waves made up of individual nurgling ...
Exactly why they’d be fun
grizzled aspen
Plaguebearers are def elites tho
I would prefer plaguebearers be specialists that have special ways of spawning in so that we can't just catch em with a flak elites weapon setup.
atomic fjord
Even though the rejects in darktide are honestly kinda stronger than the marines...
They are stronger period
visual stream
i think covid 341 is spreading but no one wants to say anything
We also have disease-existence deniers in the highest seats of government rn so there's that
prisma magnet
Much more intense missions constantly
prisma magnet
And much crazier stuff we can pull off build wise
visual stream
Nurglings and Plaguebearers being infested type would certainly make it more appealing to potentially spec infested
Depending on how threatening they are at least
And please, please give us reasons to take infested or groaner or everything else that is terrible and has no purpose
misty nova
Even though the rejects in darktide are honestly kinda stronger than the marines...
When SM2 came we joked that a Zealot with a knife would solo those nids
Lmao that was great
visual stream
Is it a good watch
prisma magnet
Bruh zealot with a knife against the hive tyrant would make it look like a jobber
placid fiber
When SM2 came we joked that a Zealot with a knife would solo those nids
followed by every reject besides maybe the oggy getting literally 1 shot by the nids if we got hit
grizzled aspen
Here's my thoughts to put plaguebearers in the game:
remove beast of nurgle vore attack
make burgle vomit mark players like boomer vomit from l4d2
plaguebearers will spawn with special sound queues when someone has been puked on and will target that player
visual stream
Here's my thoughts to put plaguebearers in the game:
>remove beast of nurgle vor...
Yes please
BoN is annoying and not as cool as it could be
placid fiber
Here's my thoughts to put plaguebearers in the game:
>remove beast of nurgle vor...
This would make beasts of nurgle more fun to fight
prisma magnet
Then Secret Level Space Marines dropped
Just make secret lvl space marine go up against zealot with a dueling sword mk4. No amount of armor in the world will resist the full charge foft thrust
1 shot titus
grizzled aspen
Because, honestly, burgle is kind of a nonissue right now if you have someone with you, and actually allows you to fight them on your own.
visual stream
Oh boy, a droplet of puke hit me after I dodged the first forty waves of it that he's been spamming every single second possible
placid fiber
Just make secret lvl space marine go up against zealot with a dueling sword mk4....
Kid named plot armor:
atomic fjord
And much crazier stuff we can pull off build wise
The psyker is at minimum a zeta or epsilon level psyker the zealot is as powerful as a sister of battle able to manifest literal miracles, the veteran is as strong as a tempestus scion, and the ogryn is just kind of a lmao this guy is as strong as a marine
grizzled aspen
1 shot titus
Titus can't even be killed by a greater daemon of tzeentch, he would absolutely clap anyone with his bare hands and a fit of rage.
grizzled aspen
Oh boy, a droplet of puke hit me after I dodged the first forty waves of it that...
Stand closer to the beast. It will alternate a melee and a vomit attack.
placid fiber
also yeah titus could take a perfectionist shroudfield thammer probably :\