#zealot-class
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brother i was a named character to the downfall of zeal chat
Lumii was nice to see some actual analysis in zealot chat for once lmfao
Then like icarus flew too close to the sun
you didnt hear it from me but
he is trying to get unbanned
That's good
waw
Fgs
Most likely was rejected
Assuming Bark like Darcy isn't lurking here through supernatural means
Darcy will be reborn
Vet just needs to be broken to trigger the New Darcy arrival
There's so much lore here
i'm still surprised i never got given shit over it
lol
i was certainly a factor with the rannick sticker
the what?
actually what got me is not me momifying character
it says "in"
something something inflation
people like ruining things for everyone else is all
yapato irl
I know they're eyedrops but fuck this makes my eyes hurt.
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP SLUTS
He's right y'all do be Femboy posting in here lmaoo
I exclusively run into daemonhost 
He? 🙂
never going in the zealot chat again ðŸ˜
shut it
Yes
Who is he?
Takes one to know one
That's a they
The Femboy fields I've sown are ripe for a reaping
well, maybe now, but when TRHPS was created I don't think that was a thing, but I may be wrong
Non binaries have existed for a very long time
It was a thing, there was just a different word for it
YOU
the use of they as a pronoun for non binaries
since like 2005 probably
or earlier
space marine 2
indeed
Ya that's been going around since at least the 70s
ok so right around TRHPS
That might be the time it was ESTABLISHED, but it wasn't the first time it was used
There's a lot of time before it where it wasn't even recognized

Noobe
oh noes the nazis are coming back to chat :/
Chudhammer
@hard nexus
Does knife need any perks for bps orrr?
Real
This but duelling sword
tbf i cannot ever decide what blessings to use for knife
Like it literally needs nothing
yakub cameo
Depends on keystone
no
true ig
bumpy weird
Yea i HATEZ U
cuz u dont play toyz wit me..
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
shut up yapato
If piety uncanny and precog, if ij riposte and precog
WHY
I understand that reference
flesh tearer uncancnvby
rela
it wont
Are you sure?
i already directly asked strawhat and shovel is exclusive to vet for class identity
Are you sure?
What abt flesh tearer + uncanny? :3
noo :(
It’s alright
Apparently ft and lacerate is good for solo
Or ft uncanny whatever combo it is
why did no one tell me that heatsink sucks
we aint babysitters
yeah that
Bumkin
my only problem with relic is i keep playing it like psword, or forgeting the heat mechanic
also a little confused how cranial works
Forgot zealot chat, was thinking about my psyker psword
fair
hordes
elite stacks
basically everything
you use the downtime between hordes to cool down
and make sure you can have a full 10 seconds of activation ready against crushers
my zealot with her bolt pistol making a headshot
i use the mk2 relic blade
I use mkx since light spam for horde clear :3
cameo from the rubric marine
LMAO
When you’re trying to take a selfie and your bitch ass friend walks in front of you
I should use thammer more
get rekt
Thammer is pretty good lol
@obtuse garnet
KN*FE EAR

I know there's zero chance we'll ever get it but I'd love a sister of silence cosmetic set
Noooo
Worth getting used to mk2 combo and getting used to block canceling
That's a sick sword she's got.
Do you know about the sisters of silence?
Not really?
I know, obviously, they don't talk?
And they're like, blanks?
Or something?
My SoB lore is NOT great.
Sisters of silence =/= sisters of battle
Two completely separate things
Sisters of silence were the Emperor's right hand women alongside the custodes and are all blanks who take a vow of silence
Well, then I have even less knowledge than I thought.
Nowadays they manage the black ships herding psykers to feed to the emperor
blank
This is a blank wh- oh
I get it

The emperor was so real for that
SoB are the hot nuns with white hair and beautiful power armor
Sisters of silence are often hot bald ladies that'll kill pretty much everything or something
Zealot slowly becoming fun to use for me
its choas chan to you
Good either way.
Is Swift Certainity still ass? Just gotta make sure, havent played the game for a bit
Yup
Awesome, ty
You heard me 
She presents herself as not that alluring but not threatening which is great btw
But that's it
If she had all the colors of the chaos god on her clothing it would be great
But nah
Just some random tattoo here and there
HAVING A SHIT TON OF COLOUR WOULD BE SHITTIER YOU STINKER
thats it i am getting the glock
You could still keep the simple clothing or hell even lean into the shaman side a little more
But nah
For chaos undivided she had too much corn
its red
chaos undivided is red
a mid 2000s 4chan character having dubious design choices isn't weird
but I agree 100% 100%
How can I put this in few words
She's too octad colored
Which conflicts with Khorne colors
Crit stacks bleed, hitting bleeding targets grants 10% more crit chance, up to 3 times.
And it's one stack.
If you are on pc, get the true crit chance mod.
You will know when you are stacking scourge.
Just be aware that mods will be broken tomorrow and probably for the next 2 weeks.
Did u know chaos chan and trazyn were lit like that?
yes
yeah i get it now
hnmmmmmm
yeah no
you only get a yellow hitmarker on crits
outside of that only a kill will make it red
dont forget titus is friend with kultist chan
Rrrrrrgggg if I had mastered color theory I would show you my vision by drawing her
Nice
Send more
do it anyway
me when i have unfinish project
(its been years)
Too real
I also suck at drawing mechs so it'll take a while
At least my references are great
i just draw cubes and call it a day
this is my mech design
i forgor i have this
WHY ARE THERE CHAOS FANS HERE
Bow to chaos
Sigh... Time for more purging I guess 
@acoustic dune@wary finch GO have a cold shower, take antibiotics and be content with your life NOW
khorne is good for you though
man funny how cold showers work for nurgle and slaanesh
god i love mossa work so much
Magnus did nothing wrong
Khorne is a good guy with anger issues
Tzeentch is just misunderstood
Nurgle is still gross
Slaanesh isjust misunderstood
i know ur baiting me
but all of these smell bad
YIPPEE POX GAS ON THE BOARD
what
Yea im not really trying tbh
I have 6 left and then never again.
frog like poxgas
Am trying to get them out of the way.
wow
No I fucking loathe pox gas.
just dont do them
i have 5800 peepee points
I'm gonna kill this person with hammers.
that should be enough for me to not tryhard for 2 updates
Like, un activated crucis light attacks.
see if you said activated ironhelm lights he would be fine
Make it quick
I got shit to do
Khorne cares not care from whence the blood flows, only that it flows
(Hippos are khornate daemons prove me wrong)
Yeah it only took the largest murder sex party in the universe to create her, thats all, nothing major 
it's bait
don't engage
I know lol
Im playing around
Tho tbf there are cases in which its showcased that the chaos gods might have been something less twisted at one point
Was boutta say if you dont know its bait lmao
Then
But you do, so aight
Nah ik it is lol
Khorne does go somewhat misunderstood by his own followers
But that makes sense too
it's a hypothetical
basically
since they are simply mirrors of reality, if reality was all sunshine and roses, they too, would be sunshine and roses
My favorite so far is the planet where the people worship them and depicts them as more like benevolent beings that look more human than anything
evidenced by the fact there are planets that are separated from the greater galaxy that have "Good Pantheon" version of the chaos gods
yea
Yesss
Would love to all of this good pantheon stuff come into the light at some point
Since the chaos gods are energy and not physical beings
There's definitely a lot of possibility
And potential
POX GASSS!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Such WoW
Does anybody have The Build sticker?
I'd ping Meow for it but I don't want to bother them.
I don't have the sticker but
The image of Unicorns has been desecrated so much over thousands of years lol, they never really had a consistent form originally, hell in really old times people who'd never seen a Narwhal thought they were sea unicorns, because people used to believe every creature of the land had an equivalent of the sea
But then some woman comes along a while back and makes the design we unfortunately see so much of today
@hard nexus hi frog wants a build sticker or something
tru
As the unicorn really is pure marketing at this point
No I meant The Build.
The sticker.
Dummy.
das build
Smh acting like I'd ask Meow for a build...
The Last Unicorn really was The Last Unicorn
how long have you been yassified frog?
ikr her builds are mid
2 weeks? Give or take?
Brother. It's the same build. For everything. That's how zealout works.
Why would you ask meow for a build? You aren't using an eviscerator... even then I don't think you would >.>
the build fucking sucks
i hope they do zealot next
lol
wtf
I cant remember her name
one is cartoonified
The only thing I think I'd ask Meow for is forbidden eviscerator techniques, evisc breakpoints, or what they think about my goofy suggestions for balance changes.
Didnt mean for it to sound that way lol
Our wife says hello again
But yeah the rainbows and whatnot was a design from this lady, and it flew off the shelves
for reference #zealot-class message
yea phrasing
yea i remember
Unicorns have always been used as a marketing scheme, back in ye old days, they'd sell narwhal horns as unicorn horns
It was for other people :3
And sell ground up bone as horn dust
I love bone dust horn dust
Apparently it used to be so profitable some merchants were more wealthy than kings
MEEEEE
Yeah i forgot about that one lmao
@hard nexus @hard nexus @hard nexus @hard nexus @hard nexus Meow, are you there?
that's not asticker
do you blame them
@hard nexus
Yeah when you actually see them from a certain angle it makes sense
the narwussy
I mean anything at a certain angle could be seen as that...
I mustve missed the part where she loses the middle finger (i only saw the first season)
And if they were delirious from dehydration
or im forgetting something
ive also only seen the first
And hadn't released their libido in ages
Then suddenly this random thing looks like a half person
Seafaring used to be absolutely brutal
Ogryn tree rework before zealot tree rework
ikr? I hate meta shit too
i exploded
Despite ogryn having more than one path viable
Thanks. 🫡
Depending on where you sail today its still absolutely brutal
I love this sticker
@spare talon
This is right up there with the grandma comment Stan made.
SHUT UP
Rogue waves will forever haunt me
oh
(The comment)
i thought it was mark and william invincing it
Dude there's a treasure trove of these somewhere.
My wife said "EWWW!" "YUCK!!!!"
i forget ur married
i forget people in this server like
exist
outside of darktide
11 years this june :3
i almost wanted to say something out of pocket
Used to have some really messed up memes from high-school days along the same lines as that comment ngl
dddmmmmssssss
a gamer with an actual life?! impossible
You already did.
oh to be an edgy teen again
Right lol
@hard nexus
evil.
whats The Build sticker
this one was worse
i’ve said worse
Have you, tho?
Yes.
yeah
Meow has said worse.
I could go find it but I don't wanna.
Prove it
everything
im just putting this here so yall can take it for your personal use
Gone in the blink of an eye
Damn
uh you smell
Thats getting saved
it looked like you posted too many pics in one go maybe?
Two of my favorite NPCs in Monster Hunter Wilds.
pls Capcom make them interact somehow.
#monsterhunter #monsterhunterwilds #art #fanart #illustration
4652
Me and who?
i just saw what looked like a ton of images pop up
i showered yesterday 😡
and then dissapear
Oh well, no proof?
No reason to believe it
average conversation with Meow, you get bitch slapped

here’s one of many
Pick Frog
i went to save that middle finger gif and saw this
Eh, seen worse
not chadly enough
"Me"
at least you are honest with yourself and know yourself
The audacity to post it yourself.
She beat you to the punch
Also, I have done something truly horrendous.
Worse than Grandma?
Exe stance db weapon spec.
Dear God
It is worse than Grandma
Just to feel something.
I've seen worse
Gta and ark survival discord servers were peak insanity
you see yourself as jinx but really you're
YOU ARE LEVEL 1000 ON VET WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS
and pretty
having fun
dont forget insane
(added spice)
Yam is into girls with daddy issues and trauma.
Get the barrel
I love that one ^
I kid you not
Its music to ones ears
10 seconds in
me and a friend tried to play this game and we got our asses handed to us in an unfun way
he is down
Its a really fun game but yeah, it will brutalize you and make you feel insignificant at first
Doesn't surprise me
level 1000 players are a special breed
Ok yeah and like that we have already wiped.
you will feel very powerful in no time 
just keep playing
Yee it gets a lot better
like we even tried to be strategic and cut off spawn points and shit use chokepoints but all it would take is one of the big ones to show up and we couldnt kill it fast enough before it charged us and destroyed our line
I am going to block that level 1k player now.
maybe you're ont he wrong diff
No, auric damnation.
Like I said level 1k players are a special breed
He is on the wrong diff.
Cant you only play as the one class if you go solo as well?
i meant josh guy
Gotta be in coop to pick a different class or something like that
Im pretty sure we were on the easiest we could be on
weird
I somehow goofed and I have infested on my hsword.
Low intensity Sedition?
i say just get more familar with the game 
space hulk deathwing
Space Hulk Deathwing murders you
I've always wanted to try deathwing.
You can play on a different class if you do a different mode in space hulk
it is really annoying solo
i bought deathwing to co op with friends and they all lost intrest
i hate my friends so much
I have deathwing
mfs cant play a single game we buy together
if you dont mind 1 billion ping sure 
i know not every game needs music, but its like too quiet even when tyranids are showing up
I suck at the game
but I can play it
game does have music tho
Just let me host, you'll have 05983450934850498 ping
im reinstalling it now, i remember it being WAY too quiet
you could try changing audio settings they were probably messed up
ngl
it cant be the game it has to be a me issue
i see your angle
the ost for space marine 2 is the least memorable thing
mayhaps
its very bogstandard epic music TM
like its not bad
but its not memorable
I like playing the class that can revive people
i listened to the whole ost a while ago and its certified video game music lmao
boring af standalone
fits when you're playing
there's 2, but, the one I like had a group one iirc
for when I played with my friends
when does shop reset
im hoenstly just downloading it to see if cyber is right or not, i dont plan on playing it tbh with you
oh wait
im dumb
i thought you were referring to sm2 the whole time
with low audio
deathwing does have funky audio lmao
godammit
we all make mistakes, what matters is we learn from them and move on 
cocks my bolter with malicious intent
Thursday
thanks
9-10am Swedish time
should i get sapper shovel skin
Yesn't
Isnt that one only on the mk1?
no
Do they still not share with foldable if standard shovel skin and vice versa?
I must not FOMO. FOMO is the mind-killer. FOMO is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my FOMO. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the FOMO has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
It won't be available for 6 months
honestly i do not care
its a cosmetic
same lol
now if it was an actual new weapon with mechanics
then i would care more
WAIT DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS
You're the one that gave them ideas
True
I dont remember any of the music
My spotify was cranked when i started doing ops
apparently the slang for Schizophrenic is a blocked word
i was talking to myself cause im schizophrenic okay
The only share skins that can fold
Some can't like the krieg ogryn shovel
Still: I have to go to the shop and get something if you were wanting to play today >.>
since I was gonna go here in a little bit anyway
probably not today but ill let you know
Do you have the enhanced edition? Cuz if not I might need to install the base game
idk what the difference is tbh
i have that one on steam yeah
you break the wood handle then glue it back on
There's infested marines!
Zealot supremacy over heretics blessed by emperor
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1jipgsz/blessed_by_emperor_himself/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
lol nice
Did you get the 3 free dlcs? lol
i probably did
bro cant READ
Saturday
🫃 🫃 🫃
I just realized your pfp was animated lol
it honestly looks like a ffxiv character using gpose until it moves
im cooked
touching her hair

it's a puppet
no thats definitely a person
i see
....is it a puppet? we're not at that level yet are we?
taiwanese puppet show, offshoot of pili
Level 1600 psyker, only uses brain burst and staff, doesnt know her sword can delete crushers.
I asked my wife this and she's like "what is mpreg?"
nah there's no way, its a person made to look like a puppet, i still dont believe its an actual puppet
no shot no way
I need to see a video of the full shot to be completely sure but i still say this is a person
I have died twice in this match fucking around with exe stance db weapon spec because these CREATURES cannot kill specialists.
I am literally top damaging across the board rn.
its funny
i got you fam
its funny
yeah, specialists are dangerous... there's a reason they're the highest on my priority list for targets
that looks like a puppet
fuck you you gaslighting jerk
lol
you quoted the wrong post at first yknow
we're using all of our 1/2 of a brain cell with this one bois

not my fault :)
Utterly fucking pathetic scoreboard lmao.
I played poorly, yeah, but good god.
Im using exe stance weapon spec db with two bb psykers and a tknife zealout.
i replied to that image just so it would ping you i was not talking about that gif in particular but your pfp
when you're a vet and specialists get you, you're kinda fucked
There is ZERO reason I should have top specialist damage and kills.
gotcha, i misunderstood but i dont know how i was supposed to know really
but i can see how this confusion started and i apologize
at least jucika was trying to help with disablers
misunderstandings happen, nbd im sorry for calling you a gaslighting jerk
fair
No, they were using brain burst on enemies that were 2ft away from me as I was actively drawing a db to blast them.
Terrified of melee.
Average soyker.
Ah
now if you said "she" then it would have all been obvious
If they were picking snipers and bombers that were leagues out I would have no issue.
Nevermind
But no, their target choice was like they were actively trying to screw my cdr over.
average rando experience...
The zealout was the only one not being a complete muppet.
Can I be part of the three muppiteers? (joke, btw)
Even in my worst mental state I still know target priority x.x
Place your bets...
It's Celine
<.<
3rd worst
wait that would be 2nd best
I mean 3rd
on the damage
It's the family feud huddle
zealot slowly becoming fun to me
Well yeah, you aren't level 30 yet... zealot is the most fun at 30+ >.>
ik dat
heres a zealot trickshot bolt pistol
Wait, the Celine?
Yes
I think so, anyway
Oh that definitely is
360 no scope
Ok so it seems like since havoc is disabled right now every shitter and their brother is queueing rn so I'm not touching dorktide.
Makes sense, smart choice
I left that match I queued with Celine into because this fucking smiteker could not comprehend that smite does not stun nurgle blessed enemies.
You'll be aight
Nurgle fart huffer
Literally, said in chat, "smite doesnt work on the green guys," and this idiot still expected it to stun them while trying to cover me and do a cogitator.
Average smyker
Must hold smite always
He’s contributing 10% more damage taken you should be grateful
You know what to do
women????
Ferrets??
Oh no sorry officer!
I wasnt griefing!
The smyker just happened to be by that barrel I swear!
Yeah, boot mgr back up and tear my hair out doing vr missions.
I think its the 2nd one that is the second hardest.
cute girl
You have to kill a gecko and 2 normal dudes in like 15s, but theres no way to kill the gecko that fast.
sorry lads we like cute MEN here
Except.
no girls allowed
If you parry a bullet.
wpreg reactions loaded
you can
The problem is getting the gecko in range of the parry without having it attack and eat your parry animation.
Wow zealot chat has wpreg reacts now? Crazy
And then you have to kill the other two guys before time runs out.
bro sometimes rubbing your face do hit good
NEW EXPANSION FOR STELLARIS OUT ON MAY 5TH
wheres the one where they dance
That is a sign of being overstressed.
buddy, i got permanent circles under my eyes, stress is gonna be what kills me
the idea of going out and trying to enjoy myself around other people is stressful, fear of public ridicule? who knows? therapy? too expensive
New stellaris expansion is the genetics update.
Finally, genetics will have a place.
Then sometime between July and September, the psionics update drops.
I think its actually kinda cool that they keep updating stellaris instead of releasing stellaris 2, but it makes it kinda hard for someone new to buy it all
Yeah Im definitely buying the season pass.
That's the fun part, you don't have to buy it all.
Find a friend that owns all the dlc.
You can play a multiplayer match with them and get access to everything.
For example, I currently own everything.
If you joined a match I hosted, you would have access to every dlc in the game for the session.
Are you sure?
Am I sure?
That’s not very nice.
i can attest that frog is telling the truth, however, desync issues make a long game with a friend kinda annoying
Guess who finally got their superpowers
unless they've fixed that since i last played it
sure
WHERE IS OMNI MAN
That’s not very nice.
(they made that one interspecies breeding mechanic disabled by default)
Are you sure?
Invincible are you sure
omni man are you sure
invincible
invincible meme
invincible gelnox
#invincible
i need to keep watching invincilbe
Are you sure?
no (yes)
no u dont
Its peak
I have this one clip where it’s Allen, Nolan, Immortal, and Mark all just repeating their brain rot phrases over and over
I’ll have to dig it up later
Episode 8 in season 3 got a perfect 10/10 score
erm what about ign
Ign is fucking dumb
damn Mark just roasted his mom
im on ep 1 no spoilers okay?
i definitely havent been spoiled by the memes already
I wont
That’s not very nice.
rat
Learned CI games has been in full development mode for a sequel to Lords of the Fallen
They plan to announce the game next year in January
And Lords of the fallen will keep getting updates up to v2.0
im suprised they actually turned it around with the reboot/remake/sequel?
Yeah its a reboot
They took the lore from the original game and messed around with it, made it better
but it does continue the story of the first one too? at least thats the impression i got form the bit i played
No
Not that ik of
But lemme dive rq and find out for sure
Nvm it is a sequel
Apparently set 1000 years after the original
invincible spoilers i guess? ||damn i didnt expect omni man to turn bad this fast, i thought it would take a few episodes||
So theyre currently developing lords of the fallen 2?
They originally planned a sequel to the 2014 version for a 2017 release
Dude its the first episode
Yes
yea yea
Literally everyone has seen it
Fuck
i guess im not literally everyone
I wanted the surge 3

the invincible first episode thing shouldnt be spoiled at all costs even if it is the first ep
well it definitely just hooked me thats for damn sure
guys did you know that in invincible
One could say a bloody good twist 
Nuh uh
I mean even if you dont know how it happened, its pretty common knowledge through memes that omni man is NOT a hero
I need to pick it back up
i was unspoiled on my first watch
But meeeh i wanna cleanse the beacons too
Main obj of lotf
Well, for the "good" ending
Cause are the church and Judge Cleric really the good guys?
Questions to ponder
Lore to find
Answers to be discovered you may wish you didn't unearth
Lotf?
Lords of the fallen
O
Yee
I already think the church is sus as hell
Especially with the fact their god encourages penance
Once you notice the themes that his warriors have, it starts to get sus
Not that i think Adyr is gonna be any better
Murder twink..
WHAT
One of those thor or loki situations where they're both p much a bad pick
Is Relic Blade heavy loop or Fury of the Faithful Attack speed increase bugged?
I don't see the increase in attack speed.
Disabled Unga Bunga just in case, since it seems it cant work with attack speed bonuses either.
No.
Nothing is bugged about rb atm.
Nor with chastise/faithful frenzy attack speed bonuses.
Rb heavies are just slow.
maybe playing a melee psyker ZEALOT will help me master melee combat
slow or not, they are supposed to benefit from 20% AS, right? Darktide attacks surely don't work in "frames" like old stuff (like Diablo2)?
I'm not seeing 20% on heavies.
You will likely notice it with light attacks.
Unironically, close your eyes and listen with the lights.
You can hear the speed difference.
i'm specifically talking about heavies, I noticed it on lights.
I even recorded video with 20 heavies with and without ult. There's supposed to be >3 seconds difference with 20% AS for a set of 20 attacks, but there is not.
Maybe there is a bug, then?
file a bug report on forums then
wanted to double check via someone first, just in case.
kk
morew food?
Realized that the teleport menu for the different vestige locations(lords of the fallen) also tell you about the person who became said vestiges
And Hannelore's is too sad
inspired by Stan's protein goo
canned German potato salad with mayo
Actual nutrient paste
ey lads what-s
HORY SHIZE







