zealot-class

[placid fiber]

I was a cna for 7 years >.>

[hearty nebula]

wasting away

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-seethe-mald-cope-seethe-mald-we-cope-seethe-mald-gif-24459955

[obsidian prairie]

I also have back problems

[hearty nebula]

by one inch

I could still headbutt you

[hexed igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-activity-shrimp-activity-fish-activity-clam-activity-gif-25683373

[placid fiber]

being a cna and back problems go hand and hand

[delicate shadow]

true

[obsidian prairie]

Being short doesn’t mean not having back problems

It means having different back problems

[broken walrus]

are your back problems related to be short tho?

[delicate shadow]

I did gymnastics for years so I've luckily dodged most back issues

[hearty nebula]

I'd probably pull a kurt cobain if I had to be a nurse of any sort lmfao

[hexed igloo]

Sometimes I wish I could pull out my spine, rinse it under cold water, and give it a good wring

[tidal berry]

praying for back pain one day

[hearty nebula]

Working in a hospital can be fucking miserable

[tidal berry]

and ideally not because I sit like a shrimp

[obsidian prairie]

My being short is related to the back problems

[hearty nebula]

It was like

[placid fiber]

I'm lucky only one of my lower discs is damaged tbh

[delicate shadow]

shrimpin' ain't easy

[hearty nebula]

Genuinely fucking depressing when I was working at one during covid

[hexed igloo]

Being in a medieval stretcher torture rack thing gotta feel fuckin amazing for like a couple seconds

[hearty nebula]

Nursing home was on weekends and they were literally dropping like flies

[placid fiber]

the 1st year I was a cna like 1/3rd of the residents died apparently >.>

[obsidian prairie]

Oh yes please I need that shit taken out and cracked like a whip

[hexed igloo]

Being stretched on a rack would crack my back like nothing ever could

[tidal berry]

shrimp stance makes me unstoppable in vidya games (haven't been good at CS for 5 years)

[hearty nebula]

I have made it a mental note to not shrimp

[placid fiber]

I worked in the back end of the nursing home so I didn't see all the people dropping like flies

[hearty nebula]

Never forget your proper gaming posture besties (I can't post the image or I'll get banned)

[hexed igloo]

I avoid shrimping via just leaning back to put my feet up

[placid fiber]

This one, right?

[delicate shadow]

that's ok I was never good at CS

[broken walrus]

If im not gaming, I kneel in my chair and lean over the back rest. Is that good posture?

[hearty nebula]

Aquino he's posting nsfw

ban him

[placid fiber]

[hexed igloo]

I'm bad at playing CS but ain't no mf open cases like me

[delicate shadow]

OSHA violation posting I guess really is NSFW huh

[tidal berry]

I used to but I was also pretty stupid back then so it would balance itself out

[placid fiber]

I may not be a cna anymore, but, I still hold HIPAA as a highly important thing

[delicate shadow]

I once threw my awp as a decoy flash instead of my pistol

bro was so fuckin' confused

[tidal berry]

thats called a flexing move

throw the awp, peek with glock

???

get a random headshot

[hexed igloo]

Have you seen the clip of xqc mollying his teammate, then flashing him, then accidentally headshotting him

[placid fiber]

Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act <.<

[delicate shadow]

that sounds like such a fuckin xqc thing to do

[placid fiber]

I had to look up the words for it

[placid fiber]

NO! NOT DA STRING BEEEN!!!

[hexed igloo]

https://youtu.be/163sJtJecZI?si=xixCY5NEtIRvIB8C

[delicate shadow]

Lachesis pulling on the threads of fate (colourized)

[placid fiber]

This literally looks like something I would do :\

with the headshotting a teammate

[placid fiber]

gay baby jail

[tidal berry]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-stoopid-cat-game-vr-gif-10800356129691145186

[placid fiber]

yes I am

[hexed igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136292421211258932/1307489975134195722/GIF_20241116_173754_810.gif

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-kitty-review-cat-gato-gif-26186725

[delicate shadow]

holy shit his poor teammate has no idea

[hexed igloo]

It's comical lmao

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/weasel-bunny-furry-cute-jumping-gif-13092485925281198272

[delicate shadow]

what losing a twitch rivals tourney does to an mf

[fleet zealot]

That hop was insane trust

Now that im looking at it

[placid fiber]

Yeah it was

they 100% trust their human

[hexed igloo]

My cat jumps off the windowsill directly onto my stomach while I'm asleep

[placid fiber]

OOF

My cat has done something similar

and it sucks

[hexed igloo]

I also have a shelf setup for all my clothes and she destroyed it last night

Pulled the whole fuckin thing down

[broken walrus]

Am i crazy for just not allowing my cat in my room?

[placid fiber]

No

It can cause seperation anxiety, I think... but no

[broken walrus]

Ye they scratch at the door sometimes, but they go away if they realize Im not responding

[hexed igloo]

Room doesn't have a door

[placid fiber]

cats are mischievous mfs

[hexed igloo]

I would lock her out

[placid fiber]

Mine doesn't either

I wouldn't lock her out tho

She's normally nice :3

my cat that is

[hexed igloo]

My cat will either be very polite and sit quietly until we get up

Or be yelling at the crack of dawn

[wary finch]

Aint no reason to lock your cat out

[placid fiber]

My cat likes to cuddle with us at night

[wary finch]

Let her stay in

[hexed igloo]

Plenty reasons

[placid fiber]

not outside the house, outside the room

[obtuse garnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/891831434321477693/1147396294957092924/answercat.gif

[wary finch]

Ye, room

[obsidian prairie]

I should just install a cat door in mine

[placid fiber]

There are reasons, but, generally it can cause seperation anxiety I think

[wary finch]

My cat just sleeps on the corner of my bed or in the closet

[hexed igloo]

Sometimes not really

[obtuse garnet]

Sleepy cat

[hexed igloo]

You wouldn't be able to go to work without fucking them up

[placid fiber]

Sometimes not really, but, it depends on the cat's personality

[placid fiber]

Sometimes that can fuck them up >.>

[hexed igloo]

Once they learn you come out in the morning then no issues

If they do get separation anxiety from it, they were likely anxious already

[placid fiber]

Tru

[tidal berry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-holding-apple-cat-cat-close-up-gif-1736986568061001246

[placid fiber]

My apple

[crimson quail]

when is next patch for ogyrn buff?

[placid fiber]

Yes

[obsidian prairie]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796686241013694474/1339414184345206807/RDT_20250108_111336330851698693189788.gif

[placid fiber]

idk

[tidal berry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917682677279232042/1311584973899304960/apple_cat_downfall.jpg?ex=67e057f1&is=67df0671&hm=2218d65e5c5b6d4cf1654e675dabb695512b78120ae23f02853f5e8aaef82893&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917682677279232042/1311593329183686710/IMG_8914.jpg?ex=67e05fb9&is=67df0e39&hm=9cf44d7375f06a850be2629f9728f4d45fbe95d6754bc219cd4dc9f9c6339824&

[grizzled aspen]

This psyker is gonna die in this havoc.

[tidal berry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917682677279232042/1311593484339118120/IMG_0535.jpg?ex=67e05fde&is=67df0e5e&hm=29cf417a891558d4e0a0c4ee014e4b51cc8667252714326282921756db9ebb1a&

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-meme-gagged-gag-gif-5110955762935200988

[placid fiber]

please tell me the havoc level is at least below 20

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[tidal berry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917682677279232042/1311698372914053211/aple.jpg?ex=67e0c18e&is=67df700e&hm=0af42a94de10843163fb4b6c31423e2d42b823f05f049638b63a1f9f38714253&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917682677279232042/1311698397559787660/orng.jpg?ex=67e0c194&is=67df7014&hm=ec4ce086d77ea8e61e52517305c516c8c07be2eb0fa85f08151f048e3f2ecd8e&

[tidal berry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917682677279232042/1311698414102384706/lim.jpg?ex=67e0c198&is=67df7018&hm=e9002d42f64b6e58f45a16202323339c8ece135b2d49c3c1e4b85923b3a4e046&

[tidal berry]

vibes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917682677279232042/1311698445098291200/smal_waermlon.jpg?ex=67e0c19f&is=67df701f&hm=04cc5256d4ae7d2e4f27551e7148ed63440d99e0caca03c6f392b9431e8839ef&

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/subnautica-void-deadzone-ecological-deadzone-cat-gif-9656837063884882407

[hearty nebula]

:3

[broken walrus]

I dont see a difference

[grizzled aspen]

16 iirc.

They all died and I had to reset us twice.

:)

[fleet zealot]

Exactly

[grizzled aspen]

It was on mercantile and I locked them in the box.

"Sit in this box. Do not move."

Actual chads for listening to instructions though, gotta give em credit on that.

[broken walrus]

Wait, you can control the doors on those boxes?

TIL

[grizzled aspen]

No, there's a shipping container with one end blocked up with crates in the center of the end event on mercantile.

You can sit in there and be safe from shooters from almost every angle.

Alternating survival abilities just makes end event free asf.

[hearty nebula]

I should lock someone in one of those boxes in gloriana

[broken walrus]

Can you close those after opening them?

I dont recall

[opaque island]

im loving all the cat pictures

[obtuse garnet]

how is

RB for zealot

[fleet zealot]

RB? Relic blade? Probably our best cleaver and a great all rounder

[obtuse garnet]

[bitter anvil]

you

[obsidian prairie]

It mulches stuff at the cost of having to think

[hearty nebula]

this is under the assumption darktide players can think

[obtuse garnet]

Dang it

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah that’s why it’s a trade off

[hearty nebula]

MKX is kind of boring on the combos but if you want something more interesting try the other mark

they're pretty even on DPS

[obsidian prairie]

Mk2 is sexy

That uppercut just kills shit

It hits crusher oneshot easily

[broken walrus]

Do you have to think for MkX? L1 L2 into hordes, L3 into elite heads

[obsidian prairie]

(With FotF)

[hearty nebula]

i just push attack for the RB and BFGS

on demand stab is VERY useful

especially on psyker's

[obsidian prairie]

I like the pretty mark

[broken walrus]

I do like the on demand stab on both the great swords

[obsidian prairie]

Having the stab in a loop works better for me

[hearty nebula]

I agree but psyker's has the benefit of

yknow

stunning literally anything outside of bosses

and opening up bulwarks for a quick poke

[broken walrus]

Shoving ragers out of combo and poking their head for one shots

[obsidian prairie]

Well mark whatever looks better soooooo

[hearty nebula]

Fr, that shit is saucy

Pair it with one of the aoe explosion staffs psyker has on a scrier's build for armored elite groups

you eating good

[obsidian prairie]

Rending trauma pairs well

Opens bulwarks and adds a bit of free damage

And puts everything to the floor in an emergency

[sullen forge]

I do enjoy being subjected to Zealots that dont kill Specials at all

guess who died to fire covering 90% of the map

[bitter anvil]

elite eater

[sullen forge]

Im ngl I instantly lost my patience with a 3 Zealot stack

Idk how the fuck they could not kill trappers, bombers or flamers

but they just fucking wouldn't

[obtuse garnet]

world eater

[ornate bone]

My vote is on "it's a melee class"

Cast your votes, prize pool is literally fucking nothing

🫰

[tranquil owl]

Me throwing long range knives and blasting snipers across the map with bolt pistol/revolver

Have definitely met a lot of weird zealot players in random matches

[obsidian prairie]

Snipers standing obligingly still so that I may help them with their iron deficiency

[wary finch]

Me watching the two havoc title zealots in my ogryn game the other day going down repeatedly and trying to revive each other like it was some bad fucking comedy sketch til a trapper finally nabbed the second while the first was down

Tbf the plas gun vet there as wellwas fucking useless though so

[tranquil owl]

Honestly im just done dealing with stealth in matches

Tho, haven't seen vet stealth yet so idk if its as annoying or less so

Genuinely just need a small break from random lobbies

So downloaded Lords of the Fallen, newer one, not 2014 one, tho that one was really cool imo

They both are

But CI games has consistently worked on the current title ever since release, just adding qol and fixing issues just cause they can

They added tweakable game modifiers, can make a roguelike run without needing to download mods

Randomize item drops, enemy spawns, spawn density

Etc

Permadeath

[wary finch]

Seen a few, just a diet zealot with weapon spec

[tranquil owl]

Huh

[wary finch]

I dont even mind randoms

, mainly because most of my time is my spotify cranked the fuck up with the game vol, vc cranked the fuck down and im just killing shit anyway bc im just bloodthirsty

Randoms dying just means more kills for me

[hearty nebula]

i'm gonna start playing shartfield just to get a reaction out of people

[misty nova]

shartfield
Shroudfield or Starfield

[median steeple]

@sullen forge guess who's finally getting their powers........

[grizzled aspen]

Are you sure?

[hearty nebula]

both work

but first one

[visual stream]

Are you

[plush estuary]

Sure?

[visual stream]

(Title card)

[tranquil owl]

I usually dont, but on occasion i just have to sit down and think about what just happened

Then i also get frustrated with myself for not playing better as well

[wary finch]

Fair enough

I don't put much thought into it since I'm solo queueing 9 times /10 and usually stay with the team anyway, even if i am running ahead

The wonders of only having 2 friends that played this shit lmao... well, 1.

Had a rather nasty argument with the other guy.
Ironically the motherfucker who got me into this game

[wary finch]

You'll be aight

[tranquil owl]

Yee, I just hopped on my other game to chill out

Decided to finally try using that preset in souls games where you start with the bare minimum

The clean slate

Got to kill enemies with a bucket

[wary finch]

Its the little things

[tranquil owl]

@ornate bone

[ornate bone]

Ahhh I can't read the text

[tranquil owl]

Yeah image qual is bad

Lemme find better if i can

[ornate bone]

Can you possibly fill me in

[obtuse garnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1073553107239317565/1082739902300573797/3C5704B9-CD84-4607-8C3B-DD257AA2C466.gif

[tranquil owl]

I got it

And yeah, basically bro fell into the demon realm and got saved by a butcher thats actually the only doctor around that area, cause he kills the competition

And bro has to start treating patients as the doc goes from time to time, but only when the soul lantern is lit

As it tells him if the monster is strong, weak, and if its bloodthristy atm p sure

Then he's got the cliched system messages

Blah blah

But the scenes are hilarious

[ornate bone]

Hahahahaha

This is great

I'm saving this

[tranquil owl]

Its been finished now, has a full ending, at least we think its done for cause it got axed

For now

[tranquil owl]

The Creepy Pharmacist is the IP

Talked to this dude just now in lords of the fallen and he hands me a stick <_<

Like i dont have a sword and a fire infused dagger that both have better scaling

Okay, after looking it up, this stick is godly

Just gotta complete his questline

[ornate bone]

I was thinking of getting that game

It looks difficult tho

[tranquil owl]

Souls games are always somewhat difficult at first

But once you get used to parry its ggs

Just gotta get used to enemy timings

Especially bosses

But lemme show ya a couple picks of the amazing environment they've made with this game

[ornate bone]

Iv always liked souls games bit never actually played one

[tranquil owl]

And im only in second area

[tranquil owl]

Well, definitely Demon Souls, not the remake, dark souls series too

Am particularly fond of 2

Then outside of that you have Elden Ring, and there's tons of other souls titles

There's also games that take some inspiration from the formula but deviate into their own thing, like the Nioh series

And probably my favorite combat in gaming

[ornate bone]

Ellen ring was big a few buddies of mine raved about that game and the dlc

[tranquil owl]

Yeah its a great game, a big thing with dark souls and elden ring, fromsoft souls games, are the mods

And the overhaul mods 🥴

Can literally turn dark souls 3 into a JoJo meme turning enemies into stands

And its actually cool

[tranquil owl]

This is the Umbral realm in lords of the fallen, its a parallel to our reality essentially

And its inspired as hell

Notice the second photo looking up at the sky

[ornate bone]

That's the biggest attraction for those games was the world building

Looked gorgeous

[candid shuttle]

Why can't I fucking name myself conquest

[grizzled aspen]

I had an oopsie.

[tidal berry]

can u still kick players off the ship

[grizzled aspen]

I don't know, first time playing in like 5 months.

I didn't even know you could.

[tidal berry]

I won't be working for a while so I can actually sit and play games

was kinda waiting for lever action for a while

[hearty nebula]

they aren't even fighting anything

[tidal berry]

kinda fukin lame no cowboy hat like

do they hate money or something

[hearty nebula]

like i just assumed they were following me

then i turned around and bro was walking back to the fucking airlock

[tidal berry]

what is wrong with FoV on this picture

did you crop this

[hearty nebula]

no

[tidal berry]

whats your fov

[hearty nebula]

fatshark does FOV weird

it looks off when you look up or down

and idk

[tidal berry]

Oh

its gotta be viewmodel

[tidal berry]

thats just the fisheye effect I think

thats normal

[hearty nebula]

fisheye effect my utmost hated

[twin wagon]

AC shadows has a great fix for it called

CRASHING

Can't fish eye if the game crashes to desktop

[signal spoke]

Gaming is saved

[hearty nebula]

double smyker... in my match...

[twin wagon]

[tidal berry]

did you really pay money for that shit

[twin wagon]

Barrel one of em!

[twin wagon]

I got ubis sub

For about 1 more week

May as well give it a try

[tidal berry]

that uh.. how do I say this.. ''I pay montly fee to ubi'' isn't the save you think it is

[twin wagon]

You got a free monthly uplay sub with disney + giveaway

Chain promotions go brrr

[tidal berry]

nah, I hate that

enjoy ubislop ig?

[twin wagon]

Prob going to stop playing before the sub ends and go back to shadow of the forbidden gods

Only enjoyable aspect is how much of a downgrade it is to play asscreed after Styx

Despite been dated

[clever swan]

no wonder they got 2 million PLAYERS and not sales

[tidal berry]

As if I'm any better any game I ever got hyped for released in a dogshit state, at least the idea of them was cool, Idk what AC has going for it besides nostalgia bait

[twin wagon]

Yasuke is fun tho, but combat as most assasins creed post revelations gets boring, fast

[tidal berry]

Last one I played was black flag

then they tried to make an mmo out of that

and then ubi got into NFT bonzi buddy scheme

[twin wagon]

Thanks to the ubi sub I've played all of em since you get access to all

I'd still stick to rogue/black flag

[tidal berry]

I could put on the pirate hat I don't have to pay money but like, why waste your time on repetetive asinine slop?

[twin wagon]

Paying 70 bucks for any assasins creed in the rpg era is coomsoominh

I rather pay fatshark 70 bucks knowing that atleast it's going straight into recolors

[tidal berry]

I paid 50 for monhun

[twin wagon]

Worth

[tidal berry]

shit crashes like bazillion times a session

[twin wagon]

oof

[tidal berry]

fucking

elden cock ring was like this too

[clever swan]

i dont crash too often on wilds

[twin wagon]

I only crash when my hammer collides with a blocking teamate

100% reliable way to leave the game

[tidal berry]

Also the campaign was giga coal

game is fun

played with GF through the whole thing, we couldn't get to actually have fun till campaign was over

its also lame when one of you crash

and the other doesn't

but now you lost progress

because the game doesn't always save your progress

[twin wagon]

meh I liked some parts of the campaign, mostly Alma, Nata's growth a bit and the spoiler we can't re-fight

Crashing in campaign missions stinks too

Some campaign missions also have a 2 player limit instead of 4

[clever swan]

ive got like 10 mods and dont crash

[hearty nebula]

3 now

[twin wagon]

So it was odd having the tide group on standby and only 1 joining

[tidal berry]

Idk it was just trope after trope

exploring was cool tho

I liked that passage bit, you know the one where you get to look at the ruined city

I was bummed we couldn't actually get there

[twin wagon]

[twin wagon]

90s storytelling go brrr

[tidal berry]

Japanese slop go brrr

Idk didn't buy that game for story anyway

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/rise-of-the-ronin-matthew-perry-ronin-rising-rising-my-ronin-gif-8667110887955872222

[copper hawk]

Hard af

[grizzled aspen]

They gave shovels to helldivers before they gave them to zealouts, smh.

[acoustic dune]

start digging trench stinky

[grizzled aspen]

The first thing I did was dig a hole right next to extract that unironically saved the mission.

[rain knoll]

i got chainaxe mastery full any recommended weapon beside Evis?

[tight scroll]

this proves that in every game known to man
if you give anyone a shovel
they will diggy diggy hole

[obsidian quail]

every weapons works on zealot

just go try any

[acoustic dune]

wheres that one image of boys digging hole in the sand and people joining in

[tight scroll]

I only know of the video

[vast basin]

try the crusher

one of my favs

[ornate bone]

I personally love the combat knife and relic blade on zealot.

[ornate bone]

Real

[acoustic dune]

post the vids

[hearty nebula]

close.....

[acoustic dune]

for me? anything fast is great on zealot for me

heavy melee weapon for psycher

[ornate bone]

Zoomy zealot is best zealot, I agree.

[tight scroll]

don't have 'em, just know of their existence

and a bit busy atm laughing at Pirate Software if you don't mind me

[obtuse garnet]

😛

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cucaracha-dancing-cockroach-cockroach-gif-10647428305324344894

[tight scroll]

Zoomy Zealot is the drug that gets everyone in on it I feel like

[ornate bone]

Biggest fall from public opinion I've seen in ages on YouTube.

[tight scroll]

I mean even my Zealot started as a knife zealot

[acoustic dune]

you better have that ferret stream open

[tight scroll]

(granted y'know I was actually a team player)

[heady rapids]

the roach zealot.....

[tight scroll]

nowadays though my Zealot's build can more be described as the anchor

aka Holds Grudges Never Budges

[acoustic dune]

fuck team playing if they are in my range of the chorus
thats on them

[heady rapids]

pulls a crusher patrol... sorry guys my shroudfield is on cd.... runs away.....

[tight scroll]

I played my Knife Zealot more of like a scout I guess

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-death-pentinence-famine-war-gif-23084505

[tight scroll]

like I'd check all the nooks and crannies that were out of the way for materials/items

[obtuse garnet]

Devon Rex

[tight scroll]

and then I'd use my speed to try and keep the team cohesion if someone got separated/left behind

[heady rapids]

the dude started showing up on my tiktok feed with mon hun guides

[acoustic dune]

i should make a eviler knife then the one i currently have

[heady rapids]

where he is just running around his team buffing and stuff instead of engaging the monster

[tight scroll]

you're telling me

Maldavious "Roach" Figtree

[acoustic dune]

THIS

[tight scroll]

would much rather run around than actually endanger himself

[heady rapids]

mf uses

[tight scroll]

no way

[acoustic dune]

is not evil enough

[heady rapids]

hunting horn

[acoustic dune]

i need more dump damage knife

[heady rapids]

and doesnt hit the monster while inputting notes

[tight scroll]

okay so I don't know much of Monster Hunter

but isn't like

hitting the monster with the horn like

a requirement to get stuff lmao

[heady rapids]

monster hp scales with players also

[heady rapids]

no yo uacn just hit air

you're just a dumbass if you do that

[tight scroll]

oh my god he's a Mercy main

[hearty nebula]

pirate software is the internet's favorite grifter

[tight scroll]

I can't believe I actually liked this guy man

[heady rapids]

me too!!!

he was alright at first? i can see why ppl would find him annoying 100%

[tight scroll]

also if you're wondering what I'm laughing about, it's the Ages of Creation thingamajig lmao

[hearty nebula]

Have you seen albino's vid on his fuckin uhhh Animal Well playthrough

[heady rapids]

i didnt

but i know of the situation

[hearty nebula]

where he literally just bullshits & lies through the secret quest thing

lmfao

[tight scroll]

oh yeah I did

fucking

oh my god that actually pissed me off

[hearty nebula]

you don't get it guys he's a genius obviously

[tight scroll]

okay being a grifter is one thing

[heady rapids]

7 years of experience at blizzard

[tight scroll]

taking credit for solving something that it took an entire community like weeks of work and acting like a smug asshole about it?

[hearty nebula]

[heady rapids]

dude the comments on his vids will never get old

i swear

its all 7 years and roach jokes

[hearty nebula]

aka 7 years of sitting at a desk as customer support

[tight scroll]

hey my dad worked 35 years in the government

doesn't make me any bit closer to a politician

[acoustic dune]

you dont get it his father was in southpark

[hearty nebula]

He certainly acts like it

[heady rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079235834777186406/1351335600053162016/streamingpirate_2025-03-18-02-24-39_1742253879719.mp4?ex=67e09859&is=67df46d9&hm=633bc54f9c719776a8dbf0638132e86936ec5ead3a5911a82059e20dccf830a7&

[hearty nebula]

[heady rapids]

i dont have his mushroomancer and horn vids 😦

[acoustic dune]

skaven and politican in the same phrase would be funny af

[tight scroll]

we will build a staircase to the warp-moon, yes-yes

[acoustic dune]

EVERYONE GET A THE WARP SMOKE YES YES

[tight scroll]

here if y'all are interested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ecAatdNojY

and now back on topic

y'know what I really fucking want Zealot to get?

[hearty nebula]

the 2h power axe?

[tight scroll]

that too

a flail but it's a thurible

[acoustic dune]

2 hand shovel

[obsidian quail]

tree balance?

[hearty nebula]

no

[grizzled aspen]

Shovel...

[tight scroll]

why not

[grizzled aspen]

Zealout needs shovel...

[hearty nebula]

cause i said so

also chat

[hearty nebula]

im so close...

[rain knoll]

need flail like saltpire

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxk1syuf5lo

[grizzled aspen]

It would be the literal best weapon for martyrdom...

[acoustic dune]

ineed

the shovel to make this sound

[acoustic dune]

go to sleep fart ass

[grizzled aspen]

Mods can do that.

[solar gorge]

nooblet penance

[heady rapids]

here it is

[acoustic dune]

is there one?

[heady rapids]

his team is fighting and he's just standing in a corner

[tight scroll]

ah so his gameplan is

let my team play the game for me

and then I'll land ez hits

[hearty nebula]

basically

yea

[tight scroll]

why am I not surprised

yeah no that's the perfect face I imagine for him

[heady rapids]

ill find a vid of him playing sns and just

[grizzled aspen]

Tbf he's stacking mad buffs.

[heady rapids]

riding on his seikret

around his team

[heady rapids]

YOU CAN DO THAT BY HITTING THE MONSTER

[tight scroll]

just vaguely smug

[heady rapids]

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO

[grizzled aspen]

Oh, ok.

[tight scroll]

I bet if he played FF 14

as a healer

[grizzled aspen]

In my defense I do not play mh.

[tight scroll]

he wouldn't use his damage skills

[grizzled aspen]

Also he's doing a showcase, so that might also be why he's standing in a corner?

[ornate bone]

Congrats, that must have taken ages. I'm still 200k off of it.

[heady rapids]

ye but he has 2 more vids of him playing just like that

even with diff builds

[grizzled aspen]

Seems like it'd be pretty hard to showcase your build if you have a monster taking up 3/4 of your screen.

[acoustic dune]

just play psycher with the bfg

[ornate bone]

The purg staff?

[grizzled aspen]

Big sword.

Use the big sword.

It's stupid broken.

[acoustic dune]

best cleave ever

[tight scroll]

again I've never played Monster Hunter either

I do want to try it

but to my understanding in general

the last thing you want to do is play passively

[acoustic dune]

riding monster sound fun

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/895683177459384430/1321921847792500779/twitter_1859491868683403761.gif_1.gif

[heady rapids]

yeah i mean in a game about killing monsters

with hp scaling with player count

[acoustic dune]

that and acting as aa gun

[ornate bone]

I yoinked a force sword build from someone here a while ago but I struggle with it. Probably since its a melee psyker build with scriers, I think it's called. The one that generates perils.

[acoustic dune]

shooting smth down the sky

sound great

[tight scroll]

also fwiw if you wanna judge me

the two weapons that seem the most interesting to me in MH

which I might use if I ever play it

[tight scroll]

are dual swords and the insect glaive

[acoustic dune]

i recommend taking vent instead

[heady rapids]

there are no wrong choices

[acoustic dune]

since this bitch can make warp peril insanely

[tight scroll]

switch axe also looks kinda cool

[heady rapids]

i play switch axe

its very cool

and easy

[tight scroll]

what do you struggle with specifically?

[acoustic dune]

just spam specials on the bfg

[tidal berry]

cant escape suuuuupoooortiiiiiing playstyle

[acoustic dune]

brother should just play factorio and or any tycoon game

cookie clicker even

[heady rapids]

wilds is my first mh game, the franchise looked pretty boring to me before i finally decided to bie

te

[tidal berry]

I don't take joy out of bullying ppl who play such builds tbh, I'm jaded by it

[tight scroll]

play FF 14, I think you'll like how supports feel in that game

[tidal berry]

I think I just don't agree with supports that are helpless heal/buff dispensers

not my thing

[tight scroll]

oh I'm not bullying Thor, I'm just laughing at him cus he pretends to be a very seasoned and experienced gamer™ but in reality he's kind of just...average. if at that

[ornate bone]

Thanks for the recommendation. I'll see if I can mess around with it today.

[tight scroll]

yeah that's the thing, in FF 14, supports/healers do a lot more than just heal

[acoustic dune]

they should make a game mechanic where support have a passive but the support have to do math or smth

[tight scroll]

like in a 4 man raid

[heady rapids]

roach software

[tight scroll]

the healer is responsible for 15-20% of the group's damage

[acoustic dune]

take vent instead of scrier gaze
the sword create 50 peril per special

[tidal berry]

I might but MMOs are big time sinks, it would have to be a lot of consideration and asking around for interest

[ornate bone]

Toughness regen when there's no melee targets, feel weak during scrier downtime, and just generally feels like it takes a lot more skill to pilot than any zealot build.

[tight scroll]

aye, fair enough. fwiw, FF 14 offers up a lot of content to a free player, so if you ever choose to try it out, it won't cost anything

also FF14 feels more like an RPG with online elements than an MMO ngl lol

[acoustic dune]

@ornate bone

tree i go with

(i dont use smite i only take it if i want cooldown

[ornate bone]

What do you typically pair it with, a zarona maybe?

[acoustic dune]

recon lasy with inferno pair well with this

[ornate bone]

Ah, perfect.

[acoustic dune]

get easy crit

[tidal berry]

my time is better spent sulking about what I should play at home and pretending to work if I go to work, been the last 3 years that way

[acoustic dune]

just dont let the poxburster explode

[tidal berry]

I'll probably download it tomorrow

[acoustic dune]

take like half your health

even at 175 toughness

other then that

you are a god

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-cat-kitty-cat-meme-explosion-gif-13564483163187466704

[tight scroll]

also one thing that I kind of needed to learn with force swords in general

even though your push attack doesn't deal damage

use it

it's good

[ornate bone]

The dreaded double burster spawn as you turn a corner

[heady rapids]

also use your special even if it at 0 charge

it staggers shit

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/847815813300879360/1276072753488855171/smileybeef_-_1824476702992376093.gif

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10311420692458175149

[acoustic dune]

i dont use it only bc if generate peril

and i have died multiple time from it

[heady rapids]

just dont kill yourself 4head

[tight scroll]

yeah fair, that comes down to just peril management which comes with experience

[acoustic dune]

other then that yeah push

[tight scroll]

like there's no real trick to learning peril management

you just will learn it after playing Psyker enough

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/boomshakalaka-gif-25687559

[acoustic dune]

with the bfg just do 3 light attack and use the special

and thats it

anyhow

i kinda wanna get the total war game

i got the napoleonic one for nastolgia

i should really learn to play strategy game

[tight scroll]

speaking of which

[ornate bone]

Total war is a great series

[tight scroll]

I did just install Total Warhammer 3

and got myself Valkia

[acoustic dune]

as a skaven right?

[tight scroll]

haven't really played Chaos so I wanna try 'em

[acoustic dune]

but i mean the other series like total war shogun

[tight scroll]

I mean, I've played a lot of Skaven lol

[ornate bone]

Valkia's campaign is super chill

[acoustic dune]

i should get total war shogun

[tight scroll]

I once had a Ikit Claw game

[acoustic dune]

and play the imperial and spam guns

[tight scroll]

where I managed to confederate every playable legendary lord

and my Ikit had the Blade of Khorne

or whatever it's called

[ornate bone]

Sword of khaine

[acoustic dune]

god i wanna get all total warhammer series and play as skaven

[tight scroll]

Blade of Khaine

[acoustic dune]

so i can play the soviet experience

arty and A LOT OF MEN

[tight scroll]

my empire expanded from

all the way from Tilea to the Chaos Wastes, and then towards the Jade empire

or the dragons, whatever they're called

[acoustic dune]

guh

[tight scroll]

besides Ikit though I really liked Thorek Ironbrow and Naestra & Arahan

[acoustic dune]

maybe i should redownload barautroma

[tight scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/barotrauma-baro-hop-on-clown-gif-27697330

[ornate bone]

Wood elfs are peak. Being able to focus on just your trees makes the game a lot less stressful later on.

[acoustic dune]

anyhow helldiver 2
the new jetpack would pair well with the eruptor

close range?

go up

shoot down

[tight scroll]

ooh I also got myself Malakai

Slayer Engineer sounds badass

[hearty nebula]

i'd think so as well

[acoustic dune]

the choas dwarf intice me

[hearty nebula]

i'll try it 2morrow if i can be assed to farm medals

[acoustic dune]

the true manager experience

[hearty nebula]

but for now

[tight scroll]

they do sound fun but eh maybe not for me

[hearty nebula]

[acoustic dune]

we should play togheter pooky

https://tenor.com/view/gn-peach-cat-peach-and-goma-mochi-mochi-mochi-peach-cat-gif-gif-3231093650662356654

[tight scroll]

also also man I need to play Grim Dawn

aaa so many games, why am I one person

why can I not clone myself and play multiple games at the same time

[acoustic dune]

bc as a skaven youll assisanate each other

smh

[heady rapids]

noooooooooooo they got his ass

[acoustic dune]

tanner mentioned

[heady rapids]

does he know?

or does he just want ck for ogryn

[signal spoke]

its so joever

[solar gorge]

they don't know that in reality

I alone am responsible for the Ogryn rework

[stone fern]

THANK YOU TANNER 🙏

[tight scroll]

tanner built my house for me

[heady rapids]

it was over before it even begun

[tight scroll]

it's kinda wild that Tanner's having a Dorn phase now, ngl

[stone fern]

🚬 if tanner made the update ogryn would have just became vet 2

[solar gorge]

I hope one day ppl forget tanner exist

so the subject doesn't come up ever again

[tight scroll]

meh like I said yesterday

[heady rapids]

heu hhguhuhg gheh

[signal spoke]

Yesterday was such a fiasco lol

[tight scroll]

best course of action, just, ignore

[heady rapids]

i only recently learned that amd's anti lag or some shit turns psyker bubble into a gasoline puddle

[stone fern]

this dude has auto update enabled on an amd card

[solar gorge]

march 25th

orgyn squads

ogryn squads everywhere

[tight scroll]

can't wait for four man Ogryn games

it'll be like launch

[cinder roost]

Teh best squads

[signal spoke]

My GTX 1065 laptop can run better, simply a matter

[stone fern]

ive been playing ogryn now to better appreciate the update

[tight scroll]

catapult ogryns rise up

[stone fern]

i got trapped during charge

and body blocked on dodge twice in one game

[signal spoke]

Man thought he was playing Ogryn 25th march

[solar gorge]

i did all my havoc assignments from 12 to 40 on ogryn to appreciate the changes better

[cinder roost]

Gotta show'em how Ogryns do

[heady rapids]

oooooooo im gonna open this and sort by controversial

[candid shuttle]

I can't believe Tanner transformed into a Rogal Dorn Battle Tank

[heady rapids]

wallahi we are finished

[tight scroll]

directions unclear, dumped an entire machlys into a singular poxwalker

[cinder roost]

Lolwut

[stone fern]

bolter guy is sarcastic at least

[candid shuttle]

If FS didn't want us to magdump whyd they make shooting feel so good

[solar gorge]

the recon las vet when he sees a scrumptious pack of groaners (there's 10 scab bombers fucking us in the background)

[candid shuttle]

I can't name my zealot to Conquest for some reason

[obtuse garnet]

man he lost so much muscle

[heady rapids]

the smite psyker being the only actual smart person in that thread is concerning

[tight scroll]

like, a year or so ago? idk when, there was a rumor/joke/whatever that Dorn was a playtester or smth
and, idk, maybe it's just me but Tanner claiming he's had any and all impact on the game is at least a bit similar to that to me

[signal spoke]

what loneliness does to a depressing mf

[candid shuttle]

I main singleshot weapons

Plasma

The really slow firing lasgun

Bistol

Hell I am the staff psyker

[cinder roost]

Ahh

[tight scroll]

these mfers haven't played Vermintide and it shows
cus in Verm, it was the opposite - your melee is for horde and your gun for singletargets usually lol

[solar gorge]

i was too slow and was denied the havoc 2 lobby

immense pain

[tight scroll]

for me, in general, I tend to go for different weapons on all my characters, especially different feeling weapons
so my Vet for ex. is either a Helbore sniper or a double barreled Wep Specialist
my Zealot is a defensive powerhouse
my Psyker is a horde specialist
and my Ogryn is a boss shredder

[candid shuttle]

My psyker will body the horde too

[candid shuttle]

My vet is exe stance plasma

[solar gorge]

at last a challenge

malice gaming

[candid shuttle]

My zealot is general bloodshed and team toughness

[obtuse garnet]

easy

[solar gorge]

no

this is the hardest thing to ever darktide

[acoustic dune]

truly a dark

tide

EHEH

here come mr gassy

[copper hawk]

Eugh

I hate workin while sick

Feel sweaty and dry at the same time

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/man-praying-black-man-praying-black-man-praying-and-crying-man-praying-and-crying-gif-23376408540985609

god bless havoc 1 hosters

for they provide 12 minutes run

[obtuse garnet]

indeed

[acoustic dune]

damn democracy iz crasy

[tawdry leaf]

tanner has become the whole trend of darktide now

😭

[signal spoke]

These are the dark tides

Right as we hitting the Ogryn update

[tawdry leaf]

i havent even bothered to look into what tf is going on

all ik it involves tanner, hank, and a bunch of shit talking, ragebaiting, and trolling

i feel like tanner is just trying to do one massive ragebait while also unironically falling for so much ragebait. idc who wins its just funny to watch it all

[signal spoke]

Bro just has gone completely insane at this rate, misinformation and hating people like Hank because

[tawdry leaf]

i dont hate anyone in this community on a real note

stupid to hate over a game

its just funny watching all this shit go down over a game with people that are up to 6-7 years older than me

[signal spoke]

I just wanna play my goofy dark videogame as big man stomping on bad guys

[copper hawk]

Tanner is a lolcow

He's unironic

[acoustic dune]

speaking on which

when is it?

[tawdry leaf]

uh

in 2 days?

isnt it on the 25th

[acoustic dune]

no

[tawdry leaf]

huh

hold up

yeah march 25th

[acoustic dune]

nooo way

darktiders is eating good tonite

[tawdry leaf]

lmao

[signal spoke]

I am ready to eat 4 hounds, 2 trappers and 16 rashun portions in 25th march

[uncut swallow]

So seems it's true

[signal spoke]

Gotta eat good for the big day

[uncut swallow]

This is where all the furries of the comunity are...

[signal spoke]

[uncut swallow]

I thought that was a joke

Why zealot tho? And not psyker?

[signal spoke]

This is the only channel somehow it attracts all furries some reason smh

[tawdry leaf]

uh

darktide is just a bunch of stereotypes tbh

also anothere furry hi!!!

[signal spoke]

Also snuffles mutual server? Kinda based

[uncut swallow]

Metal gear is more based

[signal spoke]

Indeed

[solid breach]

Playing knife Zealot after ogryn is.. so freeing.
I’m so fast! And mobile!

[uncut swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/su-34-cute-war-thunder-jet-gif-16088204823836501942

[tawdry leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smile-smile-cat-infinite-loop-cat-meme-gif-26513878

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-funny-editing-photoshop-gif-4010364909273162247

[uncut swallow]

Try out gunpsyker with all the mobility boosts. With warp speed, disrupt destiny and crit thing on the beginning of the tree you reach speeds that were never reached before by zealots

[tawdry leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/bnuuy-bunny-shitpost-rabbit-mm-yees-bnuuy-gif-7970488282837678817

[tawdry leaf]

me when assail knives, warp unbound, and DD

[uncut swallow]

Literally my beloved build

[tawdry leaf]

contribute to the team, and be a helpful player 🚫
mog your entire team and make them look like shit ✅

[uncut swallow]

Force greatsword recon assail warp unbound and DD... The most amount of joy i can take out of this game

[uncut swallow]

I mean if everyone is ded

You technically a team player

Nothing funnier than oneshotting crushers with force greatsword stab after pushattack

Right after interrupting he's overhead on your teammate with said pushattack

[signal spoke]

He is welcome for that save

[uncut swallow]

I really love seer's response to praisings by he's teammate
:- "you see i am helping:3"

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/death-stranding-2-death-stranding-higgs-monaghan-higgs-gif-13361747012238363308

Me hitting with a one handed melee slide dab as Ogryn after saving the little runt life

[undone pewter]

There are a surprising number of furries

[uncut swallow]

Which i find weird considering...

The game

[solar gorge]

not at all

warhammer is for dweebs

[grand tangle]

i have no idea what this is but i instantly hate the aesthetic

something in that image turned off every dopamine receptor in my brain

[uncut swallow]

He looks like that drukhari pet marajai from rogue trader

The same kickable face

[signal spoke]

Death stranding 2 mate lol

[grand tangle]

oh yeah i hated that game

[signal spoke]

This is Kojima work

[grand tangle]

loved every mgs game

then they let him free and he went insane

[acoustic dune]

OUR GOAT KOJIMA

[uncut swallow]

Never understood it tbh

[acoustic dune]

POST THE FEET SCAN CLIP

[signal spoke]

The game of all time, I love Death Stranding personally

[grand tangle]

dont forget to buy monster energy drinks

[uncut swallow]

I mean... I would rather go cosplay as box than box deliverer

[signal spoke]

The game is pretty slow on early hours but it gets better halfway and late

[acoustic dune]

me when cars

[uncut swallow]

Maybe i will gove it another try someday

[acoustic dune]

i need to get myself a copy of metal gear snake venom

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/death-stranding-kojima-productions-mules-sam-fight-gif-18015087

[uncut swallow]

What?

[heady rapids]

i should play death stranding

kojima is soul

[signal spoke]

What if you wanna go guns blazing, kill people and make their corpses fucking explode like a blackhole

[uncut swallow]

Like we say in russia: Кодзима Гений
Воистину гений

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-mgs-metal-gear-solid-venom-snake-punished-venom-snake-gif-13356848950822536694

[uncut swallow]

Trn: Kojima is genius
Truly a genius

[acoustic dune]

him and the creator of chainsaw man

[uncut swallow]

MGSV?

[acoustic dune]

pochita himself

[signal spoke]

An advice if you interested, just go for the main story and do much of the side quests unless you want the upgrades and more equipment

[uncut swallow]

There is rather weird overlap on those who love both

[acoustic dune]

its shrimple they love movies

[heady rapids]

nah fujimoto devolved into a basic gooner

[acoustic dune]

do not talk wack about my goat

he wrote fire punch

[heady rapids]

it all went downhill after csm2..........

[signal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-spinning-kojima-hideo-kojima-metal-gif-17489117500833776292

[heady rapids]

fire punch was the peak of his work

[uncut swallow]

Well anyone is more healthier than one who made "Made in Abyss"

[obtuse garnet]

db zealot feels nice

[uncut swallow]

[signal spoke]

Me when I am bored and I spin my class in the loadout tab

[uncut swallow]

Don't so that :<
He gets dizzy

[prisma magnet]

Does anyone have that mtg 40 fucking gunners meme laying around?

[uncut swallow]

Or the 40 ragers? Been looking myself

[signal spoke]

MGS3 naked snake:

[prisma magnet]

That sounds funny too

[uncut swallow]

Hehe :>

[prisma magnet]

Ping me if someone posts them pls

[signal spoke]

Worth it for the achievement though

[acoustic dune]

game wouldnt let me find dump stat damage knife

[uncut swallow]

There is so many weird stuff you can do in mgs games

And most weird thing is developer knew that you would try that

[signal spoke]

He™️ is just that built like that you know, he always two steps ahead of a player

[acoustic dune]

games hate me

[modern jasper]

The voice actor for the female judge is Empress Qa-Len from Battalion Wars 2!!!!!

I knew it

[obtuse garnet]

worst

[modern jasper]

[uncut swallow]

The part in mgs3 with boss fight where you encounter everyone you killed

Really liked it

[obtuse garnet]

56 minutes into using zealot again and forgot charge up run

[uncut swallow]

Too bad i was going guns blazing in my first play through

[signal spoke]

Sorrow you mean?

I pretty sure I like only killed less of ten people in my first playthrough

[uncut swallow]

You mean fury?

[signal spoke]

I just say dash

[uncut swallow]

Free toughness button?

[signal spoke]

Who needs that when I just charge my heavy attacks for more free toughness

[uncut swallow]

I prefer stabbing a little more)

[signal spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914161923334214/1351976144206954559/Warhammer40000_Darktide2025-03-1917-28-32-Trim-ezgif.com-video-speed_online-video-cutter.com.gif

[obtuse garnet]

ywesa

[uncut swallow]

You know like a more civilised man🍵

[obtuse garnet]

is going ok

[signal spoke]

A very kind and respectful man such as yourself only stabs 🫵

[uncut swallow]

Indeed good sire

[signal spoke]

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-gif-20088719

[obtuse garnet]

knifeee

[acoustic dune]

THIS IS EVIL

EVIL

[prisma magnet]

Thx ❤️

[obtuse garnet]

friren

[rain knoll]

man chainsword + bolt pistol is so fun

feel like sergant

[hushed knoll]

Chainsword is my fave melee weapon

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-titus-space-marine2-chainsword-ultramarines-warhammer40000-gif-25493765

[hushed knoll]

Oh hey darkpillthony

[placid fiber]

Hi Stan

[wary finch]

Stan

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-stan-gif-25903522

[hushed knoll]

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-belly-dance-gif-24866801

[placid fiber]

[atomic fjord]

I really hope we get more military style zealot drip

This would go crazy in ngl

[grand tangle]

@frosty herald still sad we got zoh shia instead of this early monhun1 concept art

[frosty herald]

zo shia is the equal dragon weapon

[grand tangle]

the concept art is better

[placid fiber]

Looks like it would fuck me up

[grand tangle]

yes and no, it has the same role as an ancient artificial weaponized dragon, but it has a completely different vibe

zoh shia deserved to be an ancient gross and decaying yet still stupidly powerful artificial dragon, the fairy pixy bullshit the fight actually was lame tbh. made even lamer because its the only elder dragon ingame

it could have been better is all

[atomic fjord]

How it feels to run corruption clear on pox gas

[stone fern]

its time

i am going to play a NON marty thammer build

[remote wasp]

play crusher and give me image perms

[stone fern]

you need to post more for image perms

[fringe bay]

Like i have

[placid fiber]

You need to chat

CHAT DAMN YOu

CHAT!!!!!!!!!

[placid dust]

I just came to say here Zealot is the best of best 💙

[candid shuttle]

Oh boy I love hacking through this horde

One bazillion mutants:

[remote wasp]

play crusher

[stone fern]

ok

ij thammer is not as good as marty thammer

dodges are immaculate tho

didnt get hit by trash once all game

[visual stream]

The difference is I get to be at pristine health all game while also killing whatever I want

[misty nova]

Casual Martyrdom W

[stone fern]

🚬 i wish

[placid fiber]

MOAR

[visual stream]

Ermm technically a krill issue because you should've tested if it was locked onto you and the ticking wasn't getting proportionately faster to how close it was to its target ☝️

I fucking hate those bursters though

They didn't use to do that

[acoustic dune]

wth happen there

[stone fern]

my AURA killed it

[acoustic dune]

i dont get it

[placid fiber]

his ironhelm aura of suckage popped da burster

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-what-huh-gif-15321953

[placid fiber]

Don't you violently explode at the sight of an ironhe- I could have worded that better...

[acoustic dune]

the giant strike again

[obtuse stirrup]

Honestly I don't know why I would ever choose IJ

I want to like it but too many pain points for not enough payoff

I hate that shooting triggers it

[acoustic dune]

tf is ij?

[placid fiber]

INexorable judgement

[placid fiber]

it works with non-crit weapons, it affects dodges, you can use toughness and stamina/health curios with it instead of wound/wound and toughness curios

[copper hawk]

Ah

U shot it earlier methinks

Like right b4 the clip

It's bleeding

Died 2 bleed and sploded

[obtuse garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-mutant-warhammer-40k-darktide-mutant-gif-1118053842768353546

[opaque island]

IT professional

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ferrt-hacking-gif-18303105

[placid fiber]

"I'M GONNA EAT UR FACE!!!"

[nimble fiber]

[obtuse stirrup]

It still just feels like mild martyrdom

Mildyrdom

[north sedge]

i dunno my favorite part of IJ is when i take a bunch of dmg so i can deal more melee dmg

[placid fiber]

Interesting perspective on the 2 wound keystone

[north sedge]

what? ij is just worse marty obviously, that's what makes it worse right, only 2 wounds?

[placid fiber]

Yep

[stone fern]

i just tried it dodges great everything else worse

[north sedge]

i'm making fun of calling it "worse marty" because they operate differently!

[plush estuary]

Are you sure?

[north sedge]

play whichever you prefer!

[plush estuary]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/740103597525565484/1199131598847754250/attachment-8.gif

[placid fiber]

@spare talon

[stone fern]

its just worse

[copper hawk]

Clad u need 2 work on ur bait

Ur pfp is a shark

U should be good at bait

[stone fern]

thats not how sharks work noob

[copper hawk]

Shark bait ooh ah ah

[placid fiber]

gottem

[obtuse garnet]

Sheri

[lean cairn]

@plush estuary can i join

will load

[stone fern]

https://tenor.com/view/cheri-cheri-lady-modern-talking-italo-disco-eurodisco-disco-gif-10711808254261230117

[fleet zealot]

this ferret looks offended

[sterile stone]

I feel like there's a box of VHS tapes in your home

In your attic

[hearty nebula]

glorp

[stone fern]

nuh uh

[visual stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914161923334214/1350267624767881276/RAH.gif