#zealot-class
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slaughtering helpless people/heretics
how good is the lvl 17 weapon? the one that's like a sabre
Its bad
not to mention there was always ogryn freight train if you so desire with charge, get stuck in, and bruiser
it's all good
your leveling
Your better off using the greatsword
don't even worry about it at this point
gneep ? gneep gnarp giggle glorp ?
just play with whatever and find which you like the best
ill play w... YO MAMA !
Greatsword gud
i like a lot of melee weapons so far, but i don't really know which one to spend my resources in hehe
setting?
Most people say DS
I say Evis 
Yas
explain
Like optimization
more detail
you mean my graphics settings?
less detail
none if you're not 30
Im not home
everything to high raytracing off and dlss on quality
accurate representation of Cole
What about Post processing? Like ragdolls
he moves the sea, the mountains, the fire, the air... and dissipears when he goes to buy milk
And decales
standard settings
you'll get plenty of resources and can always get a good enough base from melk store for a weapon you arne't leveled in
@sterile basalt what do you use?

There needs to be a guide on this
@fleet zealot what are your thoughts on kit kats?
An explanation on what these silly billies do
better than average chocolate bar

light
tanky
2 with ghost.
Stare a reaper down while he dumps bullets at you that can't hurt you because you are tickling his sinuses and boring a hole to what's left of his brain with your laspistol.
HUH
i feel ya pain
OOF
i think i'd cry from that
YOU did this
wuh
and you have nerve to dunk on fatshark
LMFAO
Both have pretty similar performance
However, Mk2 has higher dps
Crazy huh
You are one, with the shadows
splats u
deade !
Do not swat people, they might get shot
Does anyone have a cool dueling sword skilltree?=
what level are you? I can piece together one with utility or a fully built one if you are level 30
Shout out to that cheeky clutcher Zealot i just played with, named Xavier. Wanted to check his build, amazing one btw
I'm just 20 😦
This is what I would probably recommend for now, for giving yourself more overall utility
This is what the fully fleshed out build would look more like
or this
Thanks a lot! Btw another thing, am i supposed to play almost fully melee with it?
Dueling sword covers pretty much any enemy type, it's bigger weaknesses are either super dense hordes or specials potentially
people generally recommend the flamer with it, but, if you want to cover the specials side there are other weapons(generally tknives are used for specials, but, you can specialize more into it with a gun)
Gotcha, yeah flamethrower is cool but i don't really njoy it
I kinda like the bolt gun
Boltgun kind of works as a same type of weapon as the dueling sword, as an elite group/boss melter
I see i see
Generally you want your melee and ranged weapons to compliment eachother
to cover eachother
I still kind of struggle against elites with melee tho, is it because im a noob or because i'm low lvl?
not experienced
Inexperience mostly
headshots will come with time
gotcha
knifes are tough at first
^
Which weapons do well paired with dueling sword? besides flamethrower
brauto
bolt pistol, braced autogun, infantry autogun, anything that can kill specials well
agri brauto specifically
i like to run a dueling sword that can crack armoreds and a bolter that melts bosses
hording can be slow at first but dueling sword goes brrrrrr
especially with chastise's upgrade
my favorite pairing with any weapon is a ferret
I'm recommending a build for a newer player, of course I'm gonna give da full meta course meal
if it aint broke dont fix it
full meta would be picking stalwart
when u say specials u mean like the bosses?
Or just any big guy
specials mean trappers, flamers, snipers, bursters, hounds, muties, bombers
yeah u usually use your knifes to take care of most of those
but that can be tough at first
^
so might as well pick a weapon that does that
Yep, that's why a gun for it as well can help
i did not realize the invincible social media posted this
So dueling swords are good against which kind of enemies? Srry i got a bit lost
Every
its so broken rn
a bit weaker vs hordes
but good vs every enemy type
monsters, elites, ogryn elites, hordes(a bit weak, but, still)
Cole even
cuz you accidentally barrel him

And is there like a melee guide to it? To maybe learn the ebst comboes and stuff
Every enemy except the "boredom" armor type
It's really weak against that kind, you'll find yourself extremely vulnerable to it when using the duelling sword
literally heavy hit on repeat
stab the world
for the mk4 you light spam for hordes, heavy spam for single target
this ^ lol
What's the boredom armor type haha
oh
The combos are m1
Do you have the horde killtimes sheet laying around anywhere?
it's the most broken weapon in the game
Well i'm ok using an op weapon for now cause i'm noob af
That is fair ^
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YSOCRQabm6ev6CYAgWTJIamoM2Z1MhUgJsGIAaM5VMQ/edit?usp=sharing
Thanks
Let em have fun they way they have fun
It does build really bad habits because it basically avoids learning how to play the game/fight different enemies
It can do this tho ^
Btw i probably shouldn't ask this on this chanel but since you guys are already helping me, which class deals the best with specials? I'm trying to convince a friend to play
It depends on how quickly you adapt to new things
He likes the sniper playstyle
every
Veteran snipes most responsively
But everyone can clean specials
Ah nice
Vet can simply react the fastest at the greatest range
veteran then maybe... zealot/psyker then ogryn
In my opinion its vet->zealot->psyker->ogryn
rock! ROCK!
But an actual sniper focused playstyle will have a hard time because the game doesn't really let you lean into it and also be effective overall
^
90% of the time you're going to be doing anything but that sniping part
And is there a weapon that also covers specials and a bit of horde like the dueling sword but isn't broken? In case i want to learn to actually play a don't build bad habits
melee*
The closest you can get to sniper is cranking out killfeeds with a helbore in a ranged battle
For zealot
THEY ARE RED
But other than that its close ranged violence
WOOO
all enemies
light for horde
heavy for single
simple as that
it’s stupid broken
Welcome to the red life, Schnoz
Specials on zealot typically are best dealt with ranged most of the time, and throwing knives too
Your melee typically should be for most everything else
^
XD
i’d recommend using really anything else, other than knife
knife and ds can build really bad habits, as you can crutch on their mobility and damage very heavily, to the point where any other weapons feels bad/weak
relic blade
crusher
heavy sword
evis
relic blade be kinda broken, tho >.>
Tac axe.........
at least you can’t crutch on its mobility

Fair
YOu get the triple troll special for that one
It seems really cool, i haven't tried it yet, how does it work exactly?
It seems a bit different than other weapons
You turn it on and it just turns everything to ash
lol
Exceptional power versus everything
💀
press special, have heat gauge that fills
during heat, you deal significantly more damage, stagger, and cleave
^
you can toggle heat on and off
At the cost of a bit of resource management and slow mobility
mediocre mobility
not slow
it's pretty slo lol
Compared to what they're running
It decimates everything
When u say mobility, do u mean dodging, stamina or movement speed?
dodging/movement speed(more so dodging)
It activated and energizes, filling an overheat gauge, once it's full it locks out and can't be turned on until it naturally cools off, you can also just turn it off yourself and cool it that way
This is how u relic blade @zealous grove
When it's on it does HUGE damage tho
As illustrated in my video
How do I get my ragers trapped in a pillar?
mod
Ask Cole
It also staggers most targets on activated heavy
So you can just mince mixed horde with limited reprisal
Daemonhost:
Chaos Spawn:
Plague Ogryn:
Scab Captain:
Twins:
I said most idiot
noob that doesnt use mk2
soo relic can also deal with specials like ds, but it can't abuse mobility, is that right?
Elites/hordes/most things*
specials are more a gun thing due to disablers
and bursters(unless u push)
Relic is the best allrounder in the game but only suffers from having 4 dodges and lame distance
^
It does have a billion stam tho, so make sure to push and block more
It also legitimately made me better at the game
distance, like range?
Dodge distance
oh kk
It has goofy swing range
60% mobility(i'm a dumbass) ^
as opposed to something like Heavy Sword
60% defences ^
Or dueling sword
Better than thunder hammer though
a 60% mk4
I thought it was a mk4 because dumped mobility
defences and mobility gives it 15% dodge distance
Alright, thanks a lot for answering all my questions guys
aside from bashing on eachother and calling eachother noobs
while screwing around
and talking about dragon age
or monster hunter
or dark ring 5
erm elden souls 6
wait...
Sekiro Borne 3?

isn't the mk4 0%-10% for the mobility range?
Idk I got the bug for 100% stats after MK swapping
eviscerator is a feel, if you feel it then it is great
New copypasta drop in general!!!!!
jesus so much bullying for one person its insane. it comes to a point where its less about what you call a person, to a point where it's straight up toxicity and bullying in my opinion. Almost like you've never left kindergarten. And it also comes to a point where even Discord MODERATORS are doing the same thing. Enjoy you're self in...whatever this thing is atm, cuz i'm sure as hell can't figure out whatever this is anymore. A place for people to enjoy and talk about the game and have fun. Or a place to trash, talk shit, and bully other people
Too tame to be a copypasta
leaves server instantly
I'm going to guess Tanner because I refuse to open the cesspool that is genchat.
jesus so much bullying for one person its insane. it comes to a point where its less about what you call a person, to a point where it's straight up toxicity and bullying in my opinion. Almost like you've never left kindergarten. And it also comes to a point where even Discord MODERATORS are doing the same thing. Enjoy you're self in...whatever this thing is atm, cuz i'm sure as hell can't figure out whatever this is anymore. A place for people to enjoy and talk about the game and have fun. Or a place to trash, talk shit, and bully other people
jesus so much bullying for one person its insane. it comes to a point where its less about what you call a person, to a point where it's straight up toxicity and bullying in my opinion. Almost like you've never left kindergarten. And it also comes to a point where even Discord MODERATORS are doing the same thing. Enjoy you're self in...whatever this thing is atm, cuz i'm sure as hell can't figure out whatever this is anymore. A place for people to enjoy and talk about the game and have fun. Or a place to trash, talk shit, and bully other people
The subject in question joined in march 2022 and this is their only message
I'm gonna just tap on the sign and ask that we don't spam this
but I'm also gonna say it's pretty funny that's their only message lol
Can we make a meme of the Simpsons bus driver where the sign says "dont talk about Tanner"?
meh, it's not against the rules to talk about him
I'mma be real, we don't really care about him all that much?
I know I don't lol
cus Tanner burnt a lot of bridges with his stunt whenever it happened
personally im tired of it
and he continues to keep that fire going by straight up misinforming people and spreading lies
I would personally recommend the strategy of just ignoring him
Idk I just think it'd be funny to use the Simpsons bus driver format to tell people we don't talk about him anymore.
and anything he says/does until he makes an effort to right his wrongs, if he even wants to
(he does not)
^
oh I'm fully aware
but y'know
like he makes us out to be these EVIL bastards who are out to get him
People were saying yesterday or the day before in gen chat how there wasn't enough info or w/e and were trying to defend him I think... and I was thinking "you weren't there, most of the info was probably deleted, and posting some of the stuff he posted would probably be against the rules"
We dont but he forces himself into the spotlight
okay so one thing I will say in regards to bans in general, at least from my angle
bans are very personal to the person who was banned
it shouldn't concern anyone else
Fair
we have a pretty strict system that requires us to take evidence in before we ban someone
and if that evidence isn't good, or is nonexistant, as has happened
people can appeal and are easily unbanned
is he banned actually?
Tanner? oh yeah
Most definitely
in general, appeals go down two ways
Okay, my bad. Was having too much fun
- it was a straight up wrongful ban, at which point we figure out wtf happened and why it happened and the person is unbanned
- the ban was correct, and the person has expressed regret for their actions/enough time has passed
most other appeals we don't even hear of or know of, cus, again, appeals are handled by CMs
I will not say a word on this
as for Tanner, I wouldn't say he was public enemy #1
From what I have heard he has a tendency to double down on things
even when he is in the wrong
from what experience I have had with him and from talking with a few people, he comes across as a very narcissistic person
hes headstrong for sure
I just like learning the "lore" of.communities lmfao, controversies and all that
Its like watching a modern history channel
Oh boy
I think the best example of that for me is the way he kind of borderline used Hank
Death Guard are a hate symbol now
granted I will readily admit, idfk what they were talking about, I was and still am an outside observer
Sorry I didn't mean to jump in the middle of a ban discussion
I just know that Tanner talked shit about Hank, Hank reached out to him, Tanner walked his shit talking back, and then it escalated
the forbidden 430 curio...
anyways point being, Tanner's ban, I remember, was pretty detail filled
this is very true, i spent like an hour talking to him through discord the other day and he expresses that he wants to be left alone and to not be harassed anymore, but then he just keeps going with it non-stop
i'll say this as someone who has prior experience of his behaviour from well before darktide (he has a "history" with warframe)
Thank you for explaining what you have.
he's a sack of shit
there's no if, and, or but
and it won't be against the rules to talk about him, that like Simpsons bus driver meme is fine, whatever
just don't go overboard
the only thing I will say is to remember that we do not allow witch hunts, regardless if you're 'right' or not
he's a sad little man who goes out of his way to attempt manipulating people behind whatever the hell he's got whenever he gets himself stuck in a situation
it's been this way for a decade almost
probably more
Can anyone help me get shocking stuff penance?
Dorn's ban appeal being in limbo😌
it's not
Witch hunts aren't fun for either side anyway.
it was rejected

He reminds me of leafy for whatever reason, just not as obtusely racist and more cringe

Juice nord when he hears the imperials checking the boat when they dock
i do not think this is true, nor information you should be giving out to begin with
Matthew Hopkins probably had a fuckin blast
even if it was
I have seen some proof in Tanner's ban and uhh...yeah no, sorry, you're kinda misinformed lol
^
again
darktide is not the first game he's had this behaviour in
nor will it be the last
he's basically gotten himself excommunicated from literally every single game community he's been in
Threats to the creative director of warframe have happened too
not just because he's a piece of shit
Not informed, just more or less assumption
A guess from an outsider looking in
but also because he uses his platform to straight up just
provide false information on mechanics because he "thinks it's good"
i have spent enough time in his discord to know he at one point sanctioned the use some abhorred shit in there
yes
It took 1 WEEK FOR INVINCIBLE BRAINROT
but yeah, I won't really comment on the exact nature and contents of the proof of Tanner's or anyone's ban unless they decide to go public with it first, but there was racism
Are you sure?

Okay ryu
from streets
You did not
BTW this is a public message from his community board on YouTube
Just fucking call
I don't know who that is
clearly it's a jojo
Oh
there's ominous japanese text around him
I don't know anyone from jo jo
Anyone can see it literally right now
Yes I was born under a rock, in a cave, in a ravine
and this is just in darktide's community 
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
narcisistic traits, but again like you said best thing to do is ignore them or anyone who follows them
Are you sure?
ITS KENSHIRO FROM FIST OF THE NORTH STAR
kills you with mind
^
Are you sure?
what the fuck did they do to nolan and mark 😭😭
I am not joking x.x
The funny omae wa mou guy
this is now invincible-chat
Oh
This message gonna be in tanners next "please apologize to me" video 100%
Him
the protagonist then
Invisible chat
I- Had I pretty interesting day... Today
Tariq can we get Invincible chat?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
I am loving this "Are you sure?" stuff rn
If hes called oliver then why can i see him?
Somebody say invincible?
Like fucking invincible?
lol
lmao even
ah well, let him. not the first time he used me for clout, and I think it's better I quantify the stance on talking about people who were banned than have people walking on eggshells
Are you sure?
Oh yeah I was there 
Are you sure?
hold on I have to do smth rq
Are you sure?
Ohh im vincing it oo im vincing it so good
So goooooood
I love this bit lol
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
@north solar
Are you sure?
he fell
me to my frugal sim when they turn off the lights at 9 PM
Sorry not Invincible
OH NOE
Follow if you like invincible
#invincible #invincibleseason3 #invincibleseason2
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Standy ready for my arrival worm
Are you sure?
You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty.

Are you sure?
10/10 sticker
100/10 emoji
a worthy addition to my collection
LMAO
he did that
Oo im conquesting it so good
Snakes r kinda like wormz
jfc 25 meat lovers
I kept asking my wife "are you sure?" and she said "I'm not in your group"
Bro im immediately tipping the Doordash driver 10 USD if they fucking send me that LMAO
😏
Who up suring they are you?
all I do in havoc
I think therefore i Yam
saving teammates with suppression
Ew
in my local delivery app
What the fuck
I had to see what it was
smite them
and it's exactly what you expect
it was just a circular pastry
with nutella and bananas and cookie crumbs
but like
Oh
hwhy
I thought it had pizza sauce
Who tf has ever heard of pastry with chocolate and fruits
oh god if it was an actual fucking pizza with nutella like pineapple on pizza
I would've been filled with murderous intent
@tepid dome
ngl, I would have as well
I would've been like a dwarf struck with a fae mood lmao
in other more funnier news
a Burger King opened up in my town
and like within a month their icecream/milkshake machines died
not even a month, like, 2 weeks tops
What's the mk 6 knife combos?
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The ice cream machines are designed to require frequent repairs, which must be done by the manufacturer. The manufacturer is owned by the same company that owns the fast food chain
they'd still all die of lead poisoning cus the reason 'lead' is Pb in the periodic system of elements is cus it comes from the roman/greek/idfk and can't be arsed to google it word 'plumbus' cus they used lead for their plumbing
Eggman being hanged in the background
Whole lotta yapping
they don't call me yapgore for nothing
We should kill you yam
Are you sure
I will go to my work place right now
Yell at my manager to say it’s urgent
Shake a can of paint
Bruh I went to yaptown everyone knew you by name they said you got the keys to the town
Paint tastes like ruffles all dressed chips? I could save a shitload of money this tax year
Moderator of r/yap smh
no u
Point lookout brain scorcher
that video is the thing we have to turn off in that one mission
I physically felt my brain actually shutdown after 5 seconds
That’s what this is fucking called
Poopmadness
IS THAT FUCKING
Tw not for the faint of glarp
MICHAEL JACKSON AS A PROUD MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTER
oh shit was that the Frollo Show
Guys look what I found
Janfon showed me that when he was making the crossover episode 2
Poopmadness
Okay yeah this video is fucking awesome
In stalker the brain scorcher actualy shows you so much brainrot that you become a lobotomite
yeah no Janfon showed me the Frollo show while showing me the progress for his Crossover ep 2
think he said it came across his feed recently, but he'd watched it before
that's why there's a Bros pose in the video lmao
I like how I look at like 3 videos and you just see weegee in the thumbnails
ngl poopmadness sounds like a dwarf fortress
Yeah this is peak brainrot
dear god not Koganusan
speaking of a fun fact in regards to Jan's crossover video
I asked him as a joke to hide a one frame image of Sol Badguy from Guilty Gear in the 2nd video
Speaking of
and people noticed it so he made this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7kRSbhZIbE
I was asked to have Saltzpyre make a Guilty Gear Strive reference. I made him do a full dustloop combo instead and tied it back into the episode, cuz why not lol
Music: Find Your One Way [With Lyrics] (Sol Theme) - Guilty Gear Strive OST
XYZ Fanimated for all animations non-Vermintide related - https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJN7j2DS...
How much brain rot do yall want?
if you want to get into it
all I'll say is
good luck
and prepare to spend the first like 60h getting an understanding on the game
even if you played Rimworld before
going from playing Rimworld to playing Dwarf Fortress
is like hearing about Cthulhu to having a conversation with him

Wesker never read anything
Dwarf Fortress is just that kind of game that like
just as you think you have an understanding on how it works
the game goes 'nuh uh' and you have to start all over
I love it
Dwarf fortress is like turbo autism rimworld
its a test in humility
And rimworld is like already high on the autism ranking
I mean i've straight up heard my friend compare it to Imagine darksouls if it was a management game and you're always completely new
In this video, I talk about text
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Music Used:
reed and trsi - 118 in 64 and 194
Opus Magnum OST
Shenzhen IO OST
Kirby 64 - Pop Star
Unreal Tournament - Mechanism 8
TowerClimb - Krystelle Final Battle Theme
ahh Rogue
if y'all want a more 'modern' version of Rogue, I would strongly recommend Shattered Pixel Dungeon
that game is great
My only tip about dwarf fortress is this:
Do not, under any circumstances, anger the fish people until you know exactly what you're doing.
What are the knife combos? And is an IJ crit build better? Or piety?
The fish people will absolutely fucking destroy you without a second thought.
There kind of aren't combos? The only real difference between the knives is heavy attacks, push attack, and how fast you can do punch stab loop.
if you haven't already, Fredrik Knudsen made a video not too long ago detailing the story of Boatmurdered, maybe the most popular story of Dwarf Fortress
you can use that video to sort of get an understanding as to what can happen in that game
and it includes very important lessons like, if you make a bunch of bedrooms, for the love of god, tag them as bedrooms
And that the best thing to do with nobility is kill them in a way that doesn't look like anyone's fault

What...
Happened?
Sorry, my autism doesn't let me make a room and not tag it, so I don't know what that does..
okay so in Dwarf Fortress it's not enough to just make a room, you have to tag it as such
Yeah yeah I know that.
and because of the nature of Boatmurdered being a succession game
So what happens if you don't?
someone made a bunch of bedrooms for the dwarves
and didn't tag them as bedrooms
well, quite simple
they don't use it to sleep in them
so they just pass out wherever and get grumpy cus they don't have a bedroom
and then when they get grumpy enough they go insane and murder dwarves
Oh.
Standard shit that the game won't tell you lol.
I've never had people get grumpy enough to start killing each other.
Except one time I made a horrendous mistake with food.
Oh okay. I didn't know if there was a specific loop, or more of just spam attacks
Yeah so heavies are for murdering elites, otherwise you can just sort of light spam for hordes.
Mk6 knife can use its sweeping heavies for hordes if you want.
Otherwise, they have different PAs, I believe mk6 is a stab and mk3 is a strikedown cut, and mk3 has a slightly slower punch light loop.
Cool I appreciate it. I took like a month break from the game and I forgot all the combos and blessings and stuff.
ugh me and my wife were gonna go out for a bit, but, my stomach started acting up

we went to where I worked and apparently everyone got $40 in tip money, and we ate... but after we left there my stomach started acting up
I wonder if it was the chips I got, it was a weird lays flavor
this flavor
getting half off where you work is really nice x.x
Poor knockoff of ruffles all dressed
I tried it since I hadn't had it yet
It was... "okay"
not something I'd really get again, but, not bad
the #43 I got was good, tho, which was the chipotle steak sub :3
The bastard sibling of the sweet chili doritos

which are better anyway
When are we getting a kranch flavor tho
Heinz Mayochup Chips when
Nah, it's asking you a question saturday/sunday
i can't believe a tannerite called me a degen, it's peak
oh yea before the "Are you sure" it was a tanner brigade
You're about as much a degen as I am a stable minded individual
that's why chat went so off the rails, it was basically an immune response
no i'm a degen
i just think it's funny
cause by definition, tanner is also a degen, it's a very throwing stones in glass houses situation
not here *
Saying he's a degen is an insult to degens
I am a bit of a degenerate, but, I know how to behave myself for the most part
There are also lines I refuse to cross/try my best not to cross
i'm using the term on their language level in this specific case
Fuckin degens from up-country
the same type of society that would deem lgbt as degenerate would also claim "him" as degenerate
people think being a degenerate is cute and cuddly nah bro it's shameful god damn
irony at its finest
https://youtu.be/K3blhnwtq2U?si=7KxsZl0e9KA7m0Kv
Racists is definitely degens
Its definitely a fire thats being fed all around
Especially by the tuber themselves
Pov: you didn't feed the cat
Now the cat will feed on you 
And become the next Chaos God(dont question it ik its not feasible lol)
chat
tahc
Literally just the invincible titlecard with powerplex
real
I love the ligma grindset grifters
I thought the youtube ''self-improvement'' spiral was scary and then I started looking into what cis men are taking up as inspiration and lol, lmao even
i thank the gods i never went down that rabbit hole beyond, centrist
then i grew up and realized huh, not everything can be met in the middle
Yep, sometimes there is no middle ground
there is usually a right and wrong and being a centrist just helps the aggressor
There are far too many grifters on the internet trying to sell you some idea of what masculinity is and it almost always involves some brainrot larping
I guess its a win win, some people get to larp as real men and I get to have women in my life, can't complain
but boy do I fucking feel bad for some of these ppl
wait you mean my non-woke creamed corn moisteuriser isn't increasing my T levels?
my favourite one recently was ''soy makes you grow boobs''
motherfucker do you have any idea how much estrogen I'm swallowing to make that happen
I could revive a dead star
the bra industry in asia would be popping off if so
Also plant estrogen does not affect mammals....soooo yeah
I see what you did there
Here is the shocker to dudebro sigma grindset guys though
in a healthy body both hormones should be present
tbh, i just realized
phytoestrogens (from plants) are actually healthy too though, they can block xenoestrogens (from plastics) that are carcinogenic
part of it was probably cause I was trans, like, yea of course the hypermasculine pipeline wouldn't work on me
i remember like 16 year old me trying to be masculine, I went buzzed, it was awful
That too, but I don't think I was ever dumb enough to fall for such fads, dieting is similar
my mother falls for dieting fads a lot
drink this to lose weight or yada yada
my grandmother is hooked on doterra
I'm a cis dude and never got into that shit, and that was even before I was "woke" or whatever
95% of "eat this / don't eat that to be healthy" information is at least a little fraudulent
her "soap" is just labeled as hand wash and it smells so overpowering
what is that, some kinda drug?
essential oils
ooh, like, skin care?
but it's basically, these oils smell good so they must be good for me
kinda?
that reminds me I was just considering looking into skin care, except uh
I don't think its needed?
Ever since starting e my skin has been very smooth
maybe I might invest in some decent suncream though
i've ranted about it to her before that she needs real hand soap and not a wash with no anti bacterial properties on the label
like I remember the essential oils fad, I remember the war on fats/oils, I remember tupperware parties
and ofc nowadays you got crypto shit, AI shit and manosphere shit
oh the war on oils
just cause it smells good doesn't mean it's good for you
first it was ''butter bad'', now its ''margarine bad''
I grew up being told eggs will kill me
we lost the mcdonald's fries cooked in beef tallow it's joe over
Margarine likely was bad when it was full of trans fats
I'm half-turkish so anti-butter and anti-oil stuff simply couldn't penetrate my mental baklava walls
How can butter be bad for you if it tastes so good?
How can eggs be bad for you if they cost 3 dollars each?

yea there's a right and wrong way to do margarine
oh god the fuckin cholesterol in eggs horseshit, like barely fuckin' any too
marketing products as possible treatments or cures for Ebola, cancer, autism,
god why does every fucking thing try to cure autism
Funny thing is the trans fats research happened because Big Sugar essentially paid nutrition scientists to go research things other than sugar
i hate that
hook me up to the noosphere I wish to influence humanity into investing into nuclear energy
like if the cholesterol in an egg is gonna be the tipping point you're probably already dead
Yep
autism speaks
SILENCE!
Ikr, its all bs

parents are the victims and we should try to cure autism!
Or just be supportive and normal and accept your kids for who they are
the funniest part in hindsight of all the anti-X natural product is that it was happening during the peak BPA and PFAS years
i love the ad that talks about autism like its a stalker thats going to kill the kid, and the family
"cure" it? That's like "curing" adhd... ain't gonna happen :\
Anti-nuclear movements and green parties more generally were literal KGB astroturf
fuckin bond villain ass dialogue
Worst part is when you get the video game autism instead of math or physics one
He has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.
i hate these memes cause it just shows how frozen in time people can be and how they can be taken by fads
I bring a backpack, everyone gives me weird looks
Now we are drowning in reusable fabric bags (that just happen to be very high-margin items for supermarkets)
agent 47 is on the spectrum
its about makarov from cod im pretty sure
u mean we did more science and came to a better conclusion? gasp!
wdym anyone can write an article claiming X is good and Y is bad?
oh but makarov did have ideals, he fucking LOVES bad sequels
my grandma takes every fucking ad and article about something being unhealthy/ super food
on the upside I just keep fabric bags and bring 'em with me if I'm going shopping
it's actually so much easier ngl
Today's better conclusion is tomorrow's incorrect one, frequently enough that policy shouldn't go all-in on whatever the science of the day is saying
"scientists" (marketing dickheads) still can't decide if chocolate is satan or a superfood
that's why they call it devil's food cake
god I love choccy
Its delicious
They might be real scientists, just bought and paid for by the industry (i.e. like everyone else they need their jobs, and they need to publish to keep their jobs)
i had real chocolate
and now american chocolate disgusts me
unless it's being drowned out with the filling
tru
choccy milk staple of my diet
my gran (why does she keep popping up this conversation) got a 1lb bag of imported belgium chocolate truffles
Except the friend who ordered it for her as a christmas gift
got 5lbs on accident
so my grandma just gave me them all cause she said she couldn't eat chocolate anymore and tehy would go bad
I actually hate this gif holy shit what a waste
they were fuckin amazin
food waste tiktoks are hell
idk who unironically watches and supports it besides literal children
Makarov must die
cause like, oh you poured way too much syrup or milk, wow
where the funny? where the content?
Let my gen z self explain: I don’t know
ig
for my canadian residency they made me chug 10 litres of maple syrup
you're turkish you'll be fine
Turkey
with the way baklava is consumed you'd think half the country would get diabetes by now
maybe they do, I don't know how people at that stuff
i'm going to torture you with american table syrup
years of baklava and helva have prepared me for this yeah
What a Baklava
I always refuse it 😭
balanced out by exercise and and otherwise balanced diet
not a lot
but a good part of it
you aren't going to get basic walks in when everything is all car focused and car accessible
but yea like my grandma has diabetes but that's also because she never curbed her sweet tooth as she aged but stopped being otherwise active
ig being sedentary is the real killer
It's ragebait
It's equivalent to clickbait YouTube thumbnails
Which is scary for me cause I am pretty sedentary lately
i can kinda get that i guess
i know a lot of internet drama in the male vs female sphere is just rage bait
as is a lot of the worse culture war takes for media
I'm actively losing weight for the past 2 months so surely my blood sugar should be in check, I'd hope
I'm too lazy to care
You see the video, you open comments to put in your hate-filled paragraph for the wastage and asinine voice, and the video is repeating in the background giving them more views and more money
my weight keeps going up and down and my energy isn't increasing despite exercising
I've started a stupid 1200 kcal diet
down 7 KGs
I've stopped out of concerns for health and well, I get some crazy appetite spikes lately
maybe I shouldn't mix hormone drugs and extreme diets
you do need some weight for hormones (like at least an extra 5-10lbs over the goal)
not a lot but it's good to have
but idk what level you are at and don't really want to know
What u weigh rn
2 days ago I weighed 73.2 KGs
germany finding the next best eco-friendly energy source to ban so they can mine more useless coal
you know you're fucked when china is making a better effort to become green than you are
light weight
And also buy more fossil fuels from Russia
for a dude sure definitely, for a woman its I think on the higher end of things?
don't let their czech friends find out, they'll fucking murder them

depends on the height
Germany bans coal is surprise move, statesman says "it's no dirty enough, we have to go even further beyond"
My GF is like 60 KGs, we're about the same height
How tall are you
1.75 more or less
How does that one joke go about a Pole in a room with a German and a Russian, and he only has one bullet
And do they have as much muscle mass?
why are all the women taller than me smh
Dancing
muscle weighs more than fat
It was fated to be, Aquino
Not too bad I guess, depending on your height is either normal, underweight, or a little overweight.
If it's worth anything I'm 5'11 and about 75kg, relatively lean
doubt it
5’9” for us American idiots
honestly I've been changing my opinion on this
well you have to take muscle mass into account since it weighs more than fat
A little fat is healthy for you
A little fat is better for your health
A little in the reserves is good for you
what the fuck
i wanted to go there someday
^
nothing wrong with leaning every now and then but I personally prefer keeping my posture in check
are you sure?
I was basically underweight for most of my teens into my early twenties regardless of how much I ate lmfao
am i sure?
IIRC their grade of coal is already the dirtiest poorest fossil fuel that exists, it's barely-flammable dirt
Ideally you'd like maybe 10-15% bodyfat iirc
I think you're sure...maybe
just so stressed out constantly that it was impossible for me to gain weight
damn, time to make fun of men for being under 6
Short men are cute
that's so rough lmao
Don't care
I could put my hand on your forehead to hold you back
the joke is, I literally can not tell the difference for such small differences
you'd have to be like, 1.9m or something for me to realize you're a lot taller than me
its ok im better now i managed to finally start upping my weight last year :D
thats kinda gay
I'm 5'7 lmao, legit shorter than Jerma
And I know you ain't caked up like jerma
FUCK YOU'RE TALLER THAN ME
Mods
Explode him
I'm 187.96 cm(6 foot 2 inches)
actually...
kinda caked ngl
Nah you ain't caked up like jerma
I'm caked up like jerma fr
Short (I’m 5’6” I’d know)

not jerma level because that dude's got a whole thanksgiving dinner going on
lets go 5'6 gang
but I got that mediterranean cake iykyk
ur my breastie now
wait how am I taller than y'all?
Jerma got a medieval banquet back there
That explains why I have back problems and you probably don't lol
no i have back problems
Fair
i spent most of my life sitting at a desk 
