#zealot-class

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plucky gate
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if you stack all the hp you can...

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not exactly the most practical build, but theoretically possible

frosty herald
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Its the least changed tree for a reason

carmine falcon
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zealot truely is just "easy to get into hard to master"

copper hawk
nimble fiber
frosty herald
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I already have an idea for a new node that fits into the middle tree

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You deal burn stacks depending on how long you charge a heavy

plucky gate
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wtf

frosty herald
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You use your faith to burn away heretics

thick ginkgo
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what re the dump stat for the flamer?=

prisma magnet
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So true......

sullen forge
prisma magnet
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Lowkey every time I tune into these balance discussions, videos, etc... I fear fatshark will end up gutting what makes the class fun to play

mint brook
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is that the unkillable passive?

misty nova
mild sparrow
sullen forge
prisma magnet
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Gives me flashbacks to risk of rain 2 in a way, I was addicted to it for months, then gearbox came along and kinda fucked it all up

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I heard it got better, but i haven't really touched it much since

frosty herald
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fatshark listens to its playtesters (for the most part)

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any feedback outside of the testing group is filtered through the group

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playtesters have the most power in class reworks

heady rapids
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name 1 bad rework

frosty herald
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vet

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because he didnt get any keystones

sullen forge
heady rapids
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alright you got me there

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he still was strong tho

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just no keystones

frosty herald
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and instead of being mixed into the existing tree they were dumped at the bottom causing a massive point tax just to get a keystone

sullen forge
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Revert vet back to keystoneless cause it’s better that way lmao

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And?

carmine falcon
sullen forge
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The class is good without them

prisma magnet
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Well in that case I can only hope the playtesters are keeping the class identity in mind then

sullen forge
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It’s why Vet needs literally nothing but nerfs

frosty herald
prisma magnet
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Or like, again, just what makes it fun to play

frosty herald
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they were all massively positive for the classes

heady rapids
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noooooooooooooooo they took away my quell cancel

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uninstalling and refunuing the game

prisma magnet
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I'm relatively new, so just ogryn

carmine falcon
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the ogryn rework seems like its a work of people who truly love the class
we need the same for zealot Haha

prisma magnet
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And yeah

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Ogryn looks pretty good

heady rapids
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yeah zealot needs a perfect block talent

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and uhh

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yeah

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rocks

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instead of knives

frosty herald
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youd also need zealot playtesters

carmine falcon
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based?

sullen forge
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Cole and Ainz basically

heady rapids
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fatshark banned like 5 zealot players so far

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i think?

frosty herald
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you could do the normal thing and make dorn eggfever and hamdol zealot playtesters

heady rapids
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probably more

frosty herald
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basically all top zealot players

heady rapids
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they banned everyone

carmine falcon
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so you're saying zealot players are quite zealous irl

frosty herald
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but that would make the class overbalanced

heady rapids
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pretty much

open echo
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i cannot get a feel for what i prefer, i assume ripsote precog would be the best idea, but idk

sullen forge
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It’s why Psyker can literally AFK

frosty herald
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i know

sullen forge
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And top score

carmine falcon
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idk how playytesting works but u gotta take into account that not everyone playign the game is a god

sullen forge
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Then they shouldn’t be playing Havoc

carmine falcon
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make it playable for the average goober like yours truly

frosty herald
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gotta have a mixed range of testers

sullen forge
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Lmao

frosty herald
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me the best zealot player ever

carmine falcon
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not talking about havoc kek_k1

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the playtest balance thingy

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in general

carmine falcon
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that is so real? holyshit

heady rapids
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fuck

sullen forge
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All I’m saying is Gut Veteran and Ogryn

heady rapids
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automodded!!!!!!

sullen forge
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Buff Zealot

median steeple
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just remove classes real

frosty herald
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we should quarter gale with 4 horses

carmine falcon
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i somehoe imagine a rework done purely by top zealots would make zealot insanely hard to get into but super fkn rewarding to master

carmine falcon
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they'd design it around their skill level

open echo
frosty herald
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overbalancing

sullen forge
stone fern
frosty herald
sullen forge
prisma magnet
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Savin this

sullen forge
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Guts everything cool about your class

sullen forge
frosty herald
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Im making soup out of your pfp

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I heard its a delicacy in some countries

sullen forge
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Wrong

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Mercury poisoning

median steeple
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got more apples and they taste so good

sullen forge
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A 40K fan explaining the lore from start to finish

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Or a Victorian Era Child

median steeple
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victorian children are amoebas until 18

uneven galleon
hexed igloo
fleet zealot
pale spindle
mint brook
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here are two other talent ideas for immolation nade:

  • Enemies inside the area take 20% more damage
  • When a Monstrosity dies, refill 3 immolation grenade
median steeple
opaque island
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bait used to be believable, smh

visual stream
hearty nebula
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finally got frenzied killer 3

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:D

wintry forge
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i havent played in a while but i remember class weapons being available to other classes

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are the vet shovels still vet only

solar gorge
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yes

signal spoke
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Force shovel for psyker when

frosty herald
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Lobotomytide

solar gorge
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the design is very humane

hushed knoll
leaden ruin
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Ogryn a better zealot!??? Please explain your reasoning behind this, I'm genuinely curious.

solar gorge
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nothing

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i already ate dinner

misty nova
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Better pushes

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Soon™ better dodges

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Soon™ perfect block

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Ogryn might become the best class soon

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(totally not biased)

leaden ruin
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I think you might be going to the other extreme and attributing a bit too much to what the changes are going to do.

heady rapids
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ignores trapper nets with charge

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kills enemies with mind

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yadda yadda

misty nova
leaden ruin
misty nova
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Ogryns will also get free strength on the talents

jagged cradle
misty nova
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They'll also get their own version of Duelist

heady rapids
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thrust as a talent

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even more dr

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more base toughness

north sedge
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Can't believe they nerfed zealot by fixing ogryn

heady rapids
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everything getting buffed save for pickaxes

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cause pickaxes are already busted

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no longer locked into heavy spamming

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has actual combos now

open echo
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what should i use, 2x tgness 1x hp, or 3x tgness

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cant decide

leaden ruin
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You're all very optimistic and while I agree the changes are going to give Ogryn a lot of great tools, I think it's a big stretch to assume it will be better than zealot.

I think Ogryn is still going to be a bit too slow and a zealot will kill everything first before the Ogryn has a chance to.

And even with all the DR and movement tech, Ogryn is Orgyn.

He's not going to be dancing around bosses and soloing the way a zealot can.

misty nova
heady rapids
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oh he 100% will

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a good ogryn already outdamages a good zealot

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and now you have a fuckton of pure power buffs and qol

leaden ruin
vast basin
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Gunlugger ogryn can out damage zealot pretty handily, just needs to hog the ammo

leaden ruin
vast basin
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No.

leaden ruin
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So he runs out of ammo, gets overwhelmed and then... Just survives?

misty nova
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Smh

vast basin
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If he is alone, he doesn't run out of ammo

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Because he takes it all

leaden ruin
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And when there is too much to kill and you run out before the next ammo box?

vast basin
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And it's not like gunluggers have 0 melee capability

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Good players keep advancing in the map dude

leaden ruin
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And this is about zealot vs. Ogryn anyway.

Both great players piloting each respective class.

Zealot is killing everything before Ogryn does and clearing the map faster and more safely.

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Which was my original point.

vast basin
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Well it was first about highest damage potential, which ogryn wins

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That was my point

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And then you made it more about general viability

heady rapids
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disregard the fact that hamdol is one of the best darktide players period tho

misty nova
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💀

leaden ruin
misty nova
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Time is really a circle huh

vast basin
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I was simply responding to your statement that an ogryn out damages the team when they allow him to, which is frankly just false

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I never said anything about comparing him to zeal

leaden ruin
misty nova
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Based Joker

vast basin
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if players are running ahead, they are not killing shit generally

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if an ogryn is falling behind, he will be killing literally everything in order to catch up

leaden ruin
vast basin
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you know stuff spawns behind you right?

fleet zealot
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ogryn has slow attack speed yes, but they aren't immobile in a general sense they have the same sprint and similar dodge values, their lack of mobility is apparent while dodging because of their hitbox and being body blocked

leaden ruin
heady rapids
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a lot of self reporting here I'm afraid

fleet zealot
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Both Karsolas and Shield are amazing dps weapons that can easily top the board even in premades and i'm not even saying that as a pre buff chaxe topping a pub

vast basin
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youre the one who said he was the slowest. if he is falling behind, its the teams fault lol

fleet zealot
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ogryn has the strongest shoves

plucky gate
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fun fact, ogryn players can press the W key to move forward

heady rapids
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I hope fatshark nerfs that

fleet zealot
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fun fact you don't need to kill every poxwalker in a room

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also, unless you are using thrust, they are not that bad at killing things quickly at all

distant yoke
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Do we have another "secret" Tan-boy visiting? loregryn

fleet zealot
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they odn't have the instant feedback of dueling sword or knife being insanely fast

leaden ruin
fleet zealot
leaden ruin
fleet zealot
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use charge if you have to lol

sullen forge
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Don’t forget that

heady rapids
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could anyone iust

fleet zealot
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but both pickaxes and shield make up for the lack of instant swings for absolutely power house of direct and cleave damage

leaden ruin
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Again, not the issue.

Why would you want to play a class that is simply trying to catch up to other players lol?

heady rapids
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pull up kuli's guide and check base sprint values

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and movespeed

leaden ruin
fleet zealot
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and excuse my bluntness

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you are suffering a skill issue

sullen forge
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^

distant yoke
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It's as though this guy hasn't seen Ogryn duos of h40 or seen Ogryns in h40 top damage and kill charts

fleet zealot
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it's not "irrelevant" these factors can help you play better

frosty herald
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This is my only response to this discussion

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Turklander

fleet zealot
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turklander

sullen forge
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H40 Ogryn straight up can carry a team I don’t see how the class is bad LMAO

distant yoke
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Kinda wild how people will just ignore easily verifiable info

fleet zealot
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what is the turkish way of saying yummers

leaden ruin
heady rapids
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fine I'll do it myself

distant yoke
fleet zealot
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but ogryn is not the worst by any major margin, their issues comes from lack of variety and feeling good while playing and that's being addressed in the next update

distant yoke
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I'm certain I didn't write that

plucky gate
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another fun fact
Ogryn players have access to the sprint key

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very shocking i know

fleet zealot
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the gap between youtubers like t*nner and actual playtester stats does have ogryn as the least played class, but it is not significantly less than the 3rd class, like 5% or 3% iirc

tranquil owl
leaden ruin
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Sharing base movement values isn't addressing my point.

Good lord, this is like the argument about gunner resistance all over again lol.

fleet zealot
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LOL

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are you an alt

long oasis
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why are we censoring him like its a slur lol

fleet zealot
leaden ruin
fleet zealot
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and not center conversations about him

long oasis
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ah

fringe bay
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Aw

distant yoke
fleet zealot
heady rapids
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ZEALOT
4m/s base
5.2m/s sprint

VETERAN
4m/s base
5.2m/s sprint

PSYKER
4m/s base
5m/s sprint

OGRYN
4m/s base
5m/s sprint

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how is ogryn slow again

distant yoke
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Nobody owes your strawmen arguments a damn thing lmao

fringe bay
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How am I supposed to bond around hate of tanner now

distant yoke
bitter anvil
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so that's how kf3 look like

fleet zealot
# leaden ruin So?

the point is you are suffering from a skill issue, and there is nothing shameful about it

leaden ruin
fleet zealot
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ogryn simply may not be a class for you

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i mean ogryn is plenty viable in all forms of play

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that's the point

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you are suffering from common issues

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happens to many ogryns

sullen forge
sterile stone
heady rapids
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ogryn is just extremely boring and has no variety in his current iteration

distant yoke
fleet zealot
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movetile dysfunction

bitter anvil
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goddamn, united state?

plucky gate
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Even if we're comparing like a slow ogryn weapon to a fast zealot weapon, it's not like the gap is so large that zealot is clearing the entire room before you get there

distant yoke
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If it didn't, you're stupider than I thought

heady rapids
fleet zealot
bitter anvil
sterile stone
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It's not bad.

fleet zealot
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the issue with ds4 and knife is that they are extremely forgiving and they aren't weak at anything they should be

sterile stone
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It's just not exciting.

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It feels samey

leaden ruin
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Ogryn actually benefits from Havoc due to how it typically slows the game down and centralizes the team.

plucky gate
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the gaps between enemy hordes aren't that big
You're not doing long uninterrupted stretches of sprinting if you're constantly fighting. There will pretty much always be something to hit

bitter anvil
tranquil owl
fringe bay
frosty herald
distant yoke
sterile stone
distant yoke
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But don't let that stop yoi

frosty herald
sterile stone
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Is it not coming out this month?

distant yoke
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Go off king

fringe bay
frosty herald
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Indefinite delay

distant yoke
plucky gate
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The way you describe ogryns falling behind makes it sound like maps are like 90% empty space with small packs scattered about. This isn't how the game actually is

sterile stone
frosty herald
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Cause of the mountain of people saying that the game looked like dogshit

fringe bay
leaden ruin
sterile stone
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I'm guessing the mountain of negative videos on it didn't help.

tranquil owl
frosty herald
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And ALLEDGEDLY the game uses the code from the canceled mobile game

sterile stone
leaden ruin
sterile stone
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It feels outdated.

copper hawk
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My first h40 match i cleared and carried w a suboptimal ogryn build (built for aurics)

tranquil owl
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Their ingame store was a higher priority than the game itself

frosty herald
copper hawk
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And did almost 1 mil dmg

sterile stone
frosty herald
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Many such cases

tranquil owl
sullen forge
copper hawk
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And i dont play much ogryn

copper hawk
sullen forge
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You’re lying you’re a lier

copper hawk
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I posted it here

sullen forge
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You lie

tranquil owl
sullen forge
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Lie

sterile stone
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Did they say what date they're pushing the game back to?

fringe bay
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Iirc they’re redoing all the maps, detaching characters from classes, and some other stuff

vast basin
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Even darktide ingame store seemed to be a priority until the player outcry

fringe bay
sullen forge
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Also not surprised an Ogryn can pull that

heady rapids
modern lintel
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cica definitely an evil deceiver

tranquil owl
sterile stone
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They need to get all the VAs back in the booth, those voicelines were cringy ngl...

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It had a very

fringe bay
sterile stone
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How do you do fellow youths

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Vibe

heady rapids
tranquil owl
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Doing well, took some time to learn about the downsides of controller play in the this game, changed some settings around

heady rapids
frosty herald
nimble fiber
tranquil owl
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But honestly they just need to enable mnk support for console players from what I've been reading

fringe bay
placid fiber
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What'd I miss while I was cashing my check(that I forgot about this last friday)?

heady rapids
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i saw a sick ass rey dau set not too long ago

fringe bay
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They sent some concept art for the new city streets, looks great

copper hawk
sullen forge
fringe bay
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I’d send them as images but they’re too big

sullen forge
heady rapids
placid fiber
fringe bay
heady rapids
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im stealing this shit

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as soon as i start up monhun again

fringe bay
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I’m expecting a Q3-Q4 release

sullen forge
distant yoke
median steeple
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thank god KF3 got delayed it really needed it

fringe bay
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So far the stuff they’ve shown is good though

sullen forge
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That’s an extremely iconic KF loop

placid fiber
tranquil owl
fringe bay
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If the old system is added back they’ll definitely have to tone down Foster’s busted stims

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But I think they’re gonna do that anyways

placid fiber
distant yoke
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People will literally ignore video evidence to confirm their biases and ignore their skill issues

plucky gate
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clearly all the ogryns should be running bullrush cleaver since speed is so important

spare talon
heady rapids
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ogryn is gonna be zealot but good post patch.........

distant yoke
fringe bay
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@sullen forge you want me to DM you the city streets concept art link

frosty herald
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i dont trust tripwire to give kf3 such a drastic makeover that it will be a successor to kf2

tranquil owl
frosty herald
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its so baked into the game

distant yoke
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Like, REALLY good

median steeple
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such a shit area to get a Cspawn and an ogryn

plucky gate
frosty herald
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gunlugger grenade gauntlet ogryn that throws itself into melee

distant yoke
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It's pretty important tbf

fringe bay
median steeple
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anyway back to my agenda of hating on ogryns to spite the players

heady rapids
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ogryn that can use light attacks

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imagine

misty nova
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Peak Paul right there

tranquil owl
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Nah just juggle enemy instead

frosty herald
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branx especially profits from the changes

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cause its hordeclear loop is light heavies

solar gorge
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ogryn that can use another build other than spamming heavies

distant yoke
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Branx thumbsdown_ogryn

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Annoying ass weapon

heady rapids
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ogryn is now bounty hunter from vt2

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with fuckin

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lucky bullet on kill proc

plucky gate
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I'm pretty excited to go back to playing cleaver + gg

misty nova
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Hey don't slander my goat Branx

solar gorge
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dwarf hunting

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oh blessed shawt

plucky gate
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i remember the ancient times when cleaver was meta

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take me back

misty nova
heady rapids
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the ancient times of slaughterer being

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15 per stack?

median steeple
solar gorge
heady rapids
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genuinely more fun than current ogryn tho

placid fiber
distant yoke
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You can pull off light spam on mk4 knife on glugger in aurics even now

plucky gate
heady rapids
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nice

distant yoke
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It's okay for mixed hordes that don't have carapace

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You see carapace you ult and burn it down

median steeple
heady rapids
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true...

solar gorge
fringe bay
misty nova
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The alternative is Can Opener

median steeple
fringe bay
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KF3

misty nova
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Simply stab carapace harder

solar gorge
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brown club

heady rapids
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ogryntide

sullen forge
placid fiber
distant yoke
solar gorge
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i only know weapons by their colours

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my first class was ogryn

solar gorge
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how can you tell

misty nova
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Hey
Don't slander my goat Ripper

heady rapids
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bannable offense

nimble fiber
misty nova
heady rapids
distant yoke
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That gun is so dogshit with its handling and reload times fr

heady rapids
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says right threre

placid fiber
misty nova
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It'll be buffed as well so don't worry

distant yoke
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Spend half your fucking PBB time reloading

solar gorge
sterile stone
distant yoke
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Hopefully it won't be as bad after 25th

sterile stone
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Now we wait

solar gorge
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it's the brown club

sterile stone
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I hope they add Scully day 1

solar gorge
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only viable club for light spam

placid fiber
sterile stone
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Dude's an icon along with Foster

heady rapids
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remember monstrosity chain stunning

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i dont cause i didnt play ogryn but still

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i dont think i actually played darktide post twins and pre u&l actually

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hm

solar gorge
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i remember monstro ledging with book back when every pulse staggered

placid fiber
heady rapids
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check this cool ass fit i stole off reddit tho

placid fiber
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I've never used a rock on a monster, tho, so how would I know? lol

nimble fiber
solar gorge
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whatsapp palico

misty nova
heady rapids
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ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL HIS NAME

median steeple
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@nimble fiber wtf is that mark emote lmao

plucky gate
placid fiber
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EPIC_COLE PARRY ENTHUSIAST

fringe bay
sterile stone
fringe bay
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Least not for release

nimble fiber
placid fiber
sterile stone
median steeple
plucky gate
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oh right

distant yoke
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I think it's either 5 or 8 seconds

sullen forge
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Big ass beat down coming up

fringe bay
nimble fiber
sullen forge
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🖐️

sterile stone
plucky gate
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was it that long? thought it was shorter

sterile stone
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Berserker needed a nerf.

placid fiber
# plucky gate oh right

I didn't really know about that either, cuz I almost never stagger a monster more than once lol

solar gorge
sterile stone
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Oh and killing hordes of trash regen health

plucky gate
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oh it is 5 seconds

sterile stone
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So if you were somewhat competent

nimble fiber
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maybe a small nerf not the nerf it got

sterile stone
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Berserker just meant you became a god

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Being able to outrun any enemy while regenerating hp is insane on it's own

solar gorge
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just got the best title

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Archivum sage

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this fits my massive cranium well

placid fiber
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I like to use that with the gold zealot mask

solar gorge
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i used to run reject but now every wannabe tryhard has it

placid fiber
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Even tho most people probably don't remember how bad gold masks used to be

placid fiber
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I forgot I was doing a guan yu run, in Hades 1... glad I quit at the shop so I could get my bearings

sterile stone
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Crazy how all you need is a little gore

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Blood

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And some dim lighting

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And it suddenly changes the game's atmosphere

fringe bay
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Yeah it looks great

placid fiber
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my max hp... lol

fringe bay
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Gives me hope

sterile stone
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I wanna see how the reworked military base map will look

placid fiber
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glad that guan yu was maxed out... -70% at level 1 was ass

hard nexus
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infinite toughness gen

misty nova
hard nexus
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uhmmm

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theres more probably

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oh ogryn gets duelist

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uhrmmmm

obsidian ore
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TURKLANDER

median steeple
median steeple
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wooooollll

hard nexus
nimble fiber
obsidian ore
placid fiber
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idk, guys, this looks like the correct choice here...

median steeple
placid fiber
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if only I had a rapid attacking weapon with it

plucky gate
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What are you using?

placid fiber
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guan yu

plucky gate
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ah

placid fiber
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I also have 10% more attack speed iirc

hard nexus
placid fiber
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the chance for rare boons modifier thing is paying off >.>

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20% chance

misty nova
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Always bet on Artemis

placid fiber
solar gorge
#

coping with the fact i have to play more havoc just for the 53d set instead of stopping after reaching 40

median steeple
#

I just leeched off of people playing from 0-25

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Easy carries easy wins

solar gorge
#

that's what i'm doing

median steeple
#

Shit was exhausting

placid fiber
#

I know the up to 40% damage vs enemies with 2 different olympian debuffs on them is good, especially for bosses... but I like family favorite because it is consistent for me

median steeple
solar gorge
#

fish eater

plucky gate
#

both sides are viable for that one

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Builds that rely a lot on artemis usually won't get enough debuffs to apply consistently

placid fiber
placid fiber
#

I got zeus on special and aphrodite on attack

plucky gate
#

Zeus only applies a debuff if you get a certain boon i think?

#

jolted

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so it's kinda inconsistent to get it during a run

placid fiber
#

Yeah, I wanted the zap on my special tho

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not jolted

#

that or doom

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This dash attack, tho, I love it. On top of the purple artemis dash I got a chaos one for +71% dash strike damage

modern lintel
plucky gate
#

Anyways Family Favorite is a good mirror upgrade to default to

distant yoke
#

It's risky but rewarding

placid fiber
distant yoke
#

Shortens your dash distance but damage goes wild

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Triple

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On spear at least

#

Think sword has a double one? Or fists idr

placid fiber
#

oh it is 3

#

I am just dumb

placid fiber
#

I am a bit worried about -25% dash distance, in the 2nd area... lava lol

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this is very nice for guan yu, tho

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"Why yes I would like my healing move to charge up way faster and let me recover for another as well, how did you know game?"

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it's like cursed slash
"Why yes I would like my zagrius aspect sword to heal me 2hp every time I attack an enemy, how did you know?"

frosty herald
plucky gate
#

I actually don't really like cursed slash in high heat

placid fiber
#

I accidentally used this right at the start of the learnie fight cause I was trying to use q... I had dashed right on the things head when I hit that by accident

plucky gate
#

like it kinda falls off when the boss hits you for 80 damage and you have to hit enough times to practically kill him in order to heal 1 hit worth of damage

placid fiber
#

That thing is really nice for getting money in a run

chilly talon
#

The Hades 40k discord is looking good

placid fiber
violet hornet
#

day 37 of hades chat

visual stream
grizzled aspen
#

It is done.

frosty herald
tawdry leaf
#

i just met some dude who is 49 and has arthritis in a random strike team

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his highest havoc clearance? 40

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dude is almost in his 50s, has kids, and is better than like 70% of the community 😭

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thats saying something

long oasis
#

experience trumps rheumatism

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no one can stop me

polar nexus
tawdry leaf
grizzled aspen
#

You're 42???

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What??

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I thought you were like early thirties at the latest, keet.

plucky gate
#

elderly

broken walrus
#

I remember making fun of old ppl when I was a little shit. Now I realize, that we are all going to old one day staregryn

plucky gate
#

not me
i'll stay young forever

grizzled aspen
#

I've never been young. Older than dirt before ever being born.

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(degenerative bone diseases got mad hands)

placid fiber
grand tangle
hard nexus
#

they deserve it

grand tangle
#

I still make fun of signalis fans, they deserve it

grizzled aspen
#

Most old folks deserve every bit of shade I can muster to throw at them and then some.

broken walrus
#

Well fuck you

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you still gotta pay like everyone else

grizzled aspen
#

Grouchy fucks come into MY store asking where the bread is when it hasn't moved for over 30 fucking years.

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And then they have the nerve to be mad when I don't walk them to the aisle where it's at.

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Like, hey, crunchy, it says bread on the sign that hangs above the aisle. Look up.

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Oh and note it isn't some single shelf with one or two selections, it's half a damn aisle with like 12 different flavors of bread across 4 different brands.

grand tangle
#

I love old ppl at work, it's easy to separate them from their money, especially working on cars

grizzled aspen
#

Mocking them for being a dick is fine but exploiting them because they don't know better isn't

grand tangle
#

Name of the game is move money from the client's pocket into your pocket

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No, I still save them money

placid fiber
# distant yoke Shortens your dash distance but damage goes wild

Well I traded 1 hammer(faster spin) for 2 other hammers and got the triple dash strike and extended jab... that triple dash strike goes hard, even more so when you get 5% god gauge per second and have athena as your call(but 1 bar max)... I also had like +141% dash damage

grand tangle
#

Vs going to a dealership

grizzled aspen
grand tangle
#

I live in florida

grizzled aspen
#

Especially a very low fixed income, at that?

grand tangle
#

Old folks here are on a pretty big fixed income

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They all retire here

grizzled aspen
#

Oh nvm fuck em, old folks in Florida have an insane amount of money for no reason.

grand tangle
#

They go fuck up their mercedes, take it to the shop, charge them 3g for zipties and a tire patch and it's still fucking them over less than the dealership does

grizzled aspen
#

I'm just used to old folks having to choose between their monthly medicine and food is all.

sullen forge
#

It’s either she suffers from bills or extreme pain

polar nexus
plucky gate
#

ancient creature

polar nexus
#

My hair are grey and my beard is white grey

grizzled aspen
#

Keet is literally gonna turn to dust soon.

sullen forge
#

How tall are you Keet

polar nexus
#

174 cm

sullen forge
#

This is incredibly important with what I’m going to respond with

plucky gate
#

short

sullen forge
#

Okay you’re average

grand tangle
#

What the fuck is a centimeter

broken walrus
sullen forge
#

Start writing in runes on your walls and become a wizard in isolated tower that I can stumble upon and trade things with

polar nexus
#

well, people from my generation... and tbh the gens after started being really tall

sullen forge
#

If you were any shorter

copper hawk
#

Stoner

sullen forge
#

I would’ve said grow your beard out massively

copper hawk
#

And i r the same height

sullen forge
#

And get into smithing

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Dwarf max

copper hawk
#

But im 5'8" ½ !!!!!

#

U can also twinkmaxx

#

These r ur 2 options

plucky gate
#

sorry anyone below 6 ft is short

polar nexus
#

i have grown my beard a few years ago but it's a pain to take care of

copper hawk
#

Dwarf or femboy choose wisely

grand tangle
sullen forge
#

He’s 43

copper hawk
#

Oooooh

#

LMFAO

#

Dwarf max it is !

grand tangle
#

I'm 6' exactly

copper hawk
#

FACK u

sullen forge
copper hawk
#

If ur over 5'10 ur an ABOMINATION

#

!!!!!!!!!

plucky gate
#

about 6'2"

polar nexus
#

i could grow my hair but i have curls and well, the in-between will be very awkward

grand tangle
#

I like being able to straighten my back and see over crowds of people

sullen forge
#

A few of the coolest mfers I met dwarf maxxed

grand tangle
sullen forge
copper hawk
#

U see how it's set back 2 normal

#

At end of gif

#

That's what i thought..

plucky gate
#

sorry can't hear you down there

hard nexus
copper hawk
#

EXCEPT meow

copper hawk
#

I have made an AMENDMENT

#

TALL girls r okay

hard nexus
copper hawk
#

TALL men

hard nexus
#

same creature

copper hawk
#

R ABOMEOWNATIONZ !!

sterile stone
#

You're gonna lose your shit when you find out people older than him play video games

copper hawk
sullen forge
copper hawk
#

Growlz like a Sigma

hard nexus
#

i would make a trebuchet and launch it at people

copper hawk
#

I wish I won a

#

Mvm.

sullen forge
#

You don’t understand

copper hawk
#

Nvm

sullen forge
#

How much

hard nexus
#

i know

tawdry leaf
sullen forge
#

I want a tungsten cube

hard nexus
#

me too

#

they’re so expensive

sterile stone
sullen forge
#

THEYRE SO FUNNY THOUGH

sterile stone
#

So that bar ain't too high

#

I just wanna know where that merc is

#

Bro joined VC once

sullen forge
#

GENTLY PLACE ON TABLE AND IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE GOT HIT BY THE POMPEI BOULDER

sterile stone
#

And never appeared again

hard nexus
#

5 inch tungsten cube is 10k dollars

plucky gate
#

worth it

sullen forge
#

I need it…

hard nexus
#

i should start gambling

#

to earn a tungsten cube

#

oh my gos

#

imagine betting a tungsten cube

#

in poker

sullen forge
tawdry leaf
hard nexus
#

placing it in the middle and just demolishing the table

plucky gate
#

99% of gamblers quit before winning a tungsten cube

#

never stop gambling

royal vortex
#

this is why you must adopt the bossmanjack strategy

sullen forge
#

Better idea

#

Me and @hard nexus invest into tungsten mines

#

Become a monopoly

#

And have the cubes for ourselves

hard nexus
copper hawk
hard nexus
#

5 inch tungsten cube

#

is 80 pounds

#

god i need it

hard nexus
#

even better idea

#

we make a gym where all the equipment is tungsten

#

this is how we get superhumans

#

kms

copper hawk
#

He could use a tungsten cube

hard nexus
#

cica hate me

hard nexus
sullen forge
copper hawk
#

I love the idea of like

#

Sending it back

#

Do u think theyd break it down into pieces 2 send

#

Or would they put it on a ship and send it

hard nexus
sullen forge
#

Idiots Didnt even wax it like in minecrap…

copper hawk
#

On those ships

sullen forge
#

🗣️

median steeple
#

drinking my weight in water rn

#

holy shit I love water ! ! ! !

sullen forge
#

Istfg I will wega react you

broken walrus
#

5'7" checking in, whats going on in here?

sullen forge
#

You dwarfmaxxing?

broken walrus
#

I tell women that I am 6 foot -5

#

is that dwarf maxxing?

median steeple
sullen forge
#

Do you plan to grow a huge beard and get into smithing

broken walrus
#

unfortuantely, am asian, I get a total of 23 hairs on my chin. Ive counted

median steeple
hard nexus
#

i love water

#

i’m hungry

#

all i’ve eaten today was 2 bananas

hard nexus
hard nexus
#

sorry

median steeple
sullen forge
#

Meow you’ve forgotten he can become a wise monk

median steeple
broken walrus
#

Those 10 yr olds wont know what hit them. (Its me)

hard nexus
sullen forge
#

Using your spiritual aura to beat the shit out of people without moving an inch

hard nexus
#

but he has to be blind

sullen forge
#

That is a stereotype

#

Admittedly cool

#

But still

broken walrus
#

I dont know that I can hack it as a blind monk. My left ear is nearly deaf

sullen forge
#

Deaf monk

#

That works

broken walrus
#

Ill have to settle for using my eyes

sullen forge
#

Go bald and meditate

broken walrus
#

dw I got the bald part down tho

sullen forge
#

Make people look to you for wise answers

broken walrus
#

been balding since 13

#

Im ready to start my life as a deaf, bald monk. I even live on top of a mountain. Its not in asia, but travel costs are hard when you are a monk living off donations

frosty herald
broken walrus
#

Ethnically, yes, but I am murican

sullen forge
#

Thing is you meditate to a point to where you’re actually a threat on a spiritual level

frosty herald
#

the asian part and balding gave it away instantly😌

sullen forge
#

LMAO

#

Wise Chinese monk

broken walrus
#

We'll work on the wise part...

twilit turret
#

Yo did relic sword get nerfed

frosty herald
#

no

carmine falcon
#

nope

twilit turret
#

It feels slower

carmine falcon
#

does it?

sullen forge
carmine falcon
#

lemme see

sullen forge
#

You’re merely in the beginning stages

broken walrus
#

Yes master. A journey of a thousand miles starts with...something

hard nexus
solar gorge
#

that can't be true because everyone knows nothing ever happens

#

so it cannot start with something

carmine falcon
#

speed feels the exact same

frosty herald
#

the first step to enlightenment is nohitting dante in dmc5

sullen forge
#

LMAO

broken walrus
#

Wait, is Conquest actually a monk?

#

is that how he's so stronk?

sullen forge
#

Perhaps

#

Is this true Yam

frosty herald
#

hes just very old

solar gorge
#

no, that would be the anabolic steroids

frosty herald
#

like 10k years old

#

and very freaky

solar gorge
#

too much of a freak for the freaks

sullen forge
#

Cursed to 10k years of being too scary to have friends

frosty herald
median steeple
violet hornet
#

anything but releasing more than 5 unique illuminates

median steeple
#

gameplay is still really fun but yeah the devs really took "nothing ever happens" to heart

polar nexus
grizzled aspen
placid fiber
#

It's funny how you can full auto it

#

There's like... maybe 0.25 seconds of delay after you finish firing before you start another burst

grizzled aspen
#

No, because I only use aspect of chiron.

placid fiber
#

Fair

tranquil owl
#

What do ppl usually go for on curios?

placid fiber
frosty herald
placid fiber
#

Wait what, the charmed big rat from here just chomped the non-charmed rat for 2k damage

#

lol I got to romance megaera

polar nexus
ornate bone
#

@wild path

#

See that sword does crazy damage

#

I love it to death it is amazing

tame sluice
#

that picture is so dogshit I can't even see what console you're playing on to tell you how to take a proper screenshot

ornate bone
#

Indeed

tame sluice
#

I could just do the usual and assume "oh he doesn't know how to take a screenshot so probably xbox"

#

But that feels...judgy

ornate bone
#

You are indeed correct

obsidian prairie
#

PS

tame sluice
wild path
# ornate bone

I run Cranial Grounding and Overload to keep it buzzing

obsidian prairie
visual stream
#

It's a hassle to upload a screenshot from console, at least on PS4 so unsure how much that changed

obsidian prairie
#

Just learn to turn it off at 95 and run a blessing that does something

polar nexus
#

Overlaid is dogshit

ornate bone
#

Yeah it is a hassle I rather just take a picture with my phone

polar nexus
#

Rampage wrath all the way

tame sluice
#

I remember it taking all of 10 seconds to upload a screenshot from my PS4 when I was playing Monster Hunter

wild path
polar nexus
visual stream
#

To Discord?

ornate bone
#

Yeah

visual stream
#

Fun accessibility

ornate bone
#

Not so much you got to go through a whole shitload just to open discord on console

spare talon
mighty root
mighty root
# spare talon

This reminds me of my game last night when someone pushed 2 bursters into me

#

Same feeling

carmine falcon
#

bro's chilling

mighty root
#

Then a the “support” orgyn hit a dh and left so I got to deal with it

solar gorge
#

i think i got a killfeed of +40 elites

#

purgatus is balanced

carmine falcon
#

we will balance purgatus by nerfing until death

hushed knoll
visual stream
#

ate flamer

#

ate purgatus

hard nexus
mighty root
#

Leave my favorite staff alone

hushed knoll
mighty root
#

It actually needs a buff it’s sooooo underpowered

sullen forge
#

Steel Ball Run anime got announced chat…

solar gorge
#

i think fs peaked when they added brittleness blessings on flamethrowers

median steeple
solar gorge
visual stream
#

No

mighty root
solar gorge
#

i think i'm getting misinformed

mighty root
#

Look at him

hushed knoll
#

No

hard nexus
sullen forge
hard nexus
sullen forge
#

Dead fucking serious

#

Animated Tusk and D4C

visual stream
visual stream
#

or smth Idk haven't watched Jojo past part 4

sullen forge
#

Tbf you can literally pick up part 7 if you’ve never read it and still be as caught up as someone who’s read all the way up to it

#

Just the difference is you went catch onto like references but that seriously doesn’t matter

hushed knoll
spare talon
sullen forge
#

I get to see HIM be animated

#

I’m happy

#

That’s all

visual stream
#

Can we acknowledge how DIO would have won part 3 in two seconds if he wasn't such a drama icon

placid fiber
grizzled aspen
#

More than enough.

placid fiber
#

I got the boon upgrade and it changed swift strike from purple to heroic

spare talon
#

is april 12 when it starts??

sullen forge
#

So I’d say late 2025 probs

placid fiber
# grizzled aspen More than enough.

I am also testing out drunken strike on zagrius because of the 15% attack speed while farming some more shadow... I got cursed slash this run as well... the game loves giving my shadow runs ungodly strong builds <.<'

spare talon
#

ah

sullen forge
#

@spare talon Apr 15th is when they announce SBR Anime

spare talon
#

the announcement of the announcement

misty nova
spare talon
#

someones been taking notes from fatshark

sullen forge
fleet zealot
#

horses eat the paper

frosty herald
#

Cant wait for scary monsters